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  • Опубліковано 4 жов 2024
  • For those of you new to the kid - Here are some of the most fire @ryanlongcomedy Street Interviews

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  • @bademantil6046
    @bademantil6046 4 роки тому +3907

    "do you see I'm speechless here"
    Continues to speak non-stop.

    • @neosildrake
      @neosildrake 4 роки тому +16

      Exactly what I thought. 😂

    • @marcobarraza5311
      @marcobarraza5311 4 роки тому +39

      A woman’s special ability: Nagging

    • @Zeyr01
      @Zeyr01 4 роки тому +12

      A wahmen.

    • @truthseeker3909
      @truthseeker3909 4 роки тому +10

      @@Zeyr01 you know her "man" is a beta!

    • @truthseeker3909
      @truthseeker3909 4 роки тому +7

      @Charles Crawford the dems play semantic games. Words shouldn't be changing as fast as they are. The only reason is dems are trying to run from the truth.

  • @tarawriste2101
    @tarawriste2101 4 роки тому +6859

    Ryan’s ability to keep a straight face always impresses me.

    • @seoceancrosser
      @seoceancrosser 4 роки тому +56

      He’s a professional.

    • @brianbuck610
      @brianbuck610 4 роки тому +12

      I would have never made it

    • @anthonylemkendorf3114
      @anthonylemkendorf3114 4 роки тому +2

      Being raunchy and juvenile is funny now? No matter what your politics...

    • @brianbuck610
      @brianbuck610 4 роки тому +38

      @@anthonylemkendorf3114
      What people find funny is different for everyone. And to me making fun of leftist is funny

    • @Likkivi
      @Likkivi 4 роки тому +6

      Ryan the Long face?

  • @MarcAlcatraz
    @MarcAlcatraz 4 роки тому +4105

    “I’m speechless”
    *continues to speak*
    “Well you’re not getting an interview out of me”
    *proceeds to answer all his questions*

    • @wotmuddingtrolloc
      @wotmuddingtrolloc 4 роки тому +38

      @llriv is that even an option for women? I feel like they have no concept of one and no control of the other...

    • @cbernz
      @cbernz 4 роки тому +87

      Yeah, for a woman she did a pretty good job of not talking

    • @PelicanMobBoss
      @PelicanMobBoss 4 роки тому +75

      3 PEOPLE OWN THE SAME WEALTH AS 50% OF PEOPLE BECAUSE OF YOUR BREAST TALK

    • @salazam
      @salazam 4 роки тому +18

      This is why the 19th was a horrendous mistake.

    • @icxcarnie
      @icxcarnie 3 роки тому

      @@salazam amen

  • @catstack_
    @catstack_ 3 роки тому +3607

    The “nazi” is like the kindest most agreeable person

  • @lylechipperson3407
    @lylechipperson3407 2 роки тому +865

    "her ideology is not breast like" is actually a pretty deep thought. breasts are for nurturing babies, and Kamala is anything BUT nurturing as a person. The dude made a solid point really.

    • @vishalchidambaram1064
      @vishalchidambaram1064 2 роки тому +25

      Your comment made me laugh my ass off. The sheer combination of your dp with your name and the fucking comment, 😂😂😂

    • @j.k.4479
      @j.k.4479 2 роки тому +27

      When you put it that way, it makes sense.

    • @user-c4b9b
      @user-c4b9b 2 роки тому +2

      okey nerd.

    • @dereksbooks
      @dereksbooks 2 роки тому

      Neither is Pocahontas Warren. She would gladly socialize YOUR breasts though, just not hers.

    • @HighlyRegardted
      @HighlyRegardted 2 роки тому +12

      When you put it that way sure but you can also boil to down to “Breasts are unquestionably good, Kamala not so much”

  • @scottg9206
    @scottg9206 4 роки тому +9187

    “Her ideology is not breast-like, at all” Nominate this guy for president

    • @ezassegai4793
      @ezassegai4793 4 роки тому +286

      thats such a good quote

    • @laurocoman
      @laurocoman 4 роки тому +106

      I wanted to know what he was going for.

    • @DonKeediks
      @DonKeediks 4 роки тому +385

      I just think its funny that those women think that guys talked about politicians tits 100 years ago. Last time I checked politicians were not aloud to have titties back then.

    • @tak828
      @tak828 4 роки тому +116

      I’d vote for him over biden

    • @DonKeediks
      @DonKeediks 4 роки тому +4

      @ no they're to old for Clinton and Cosby

  • @davidwoodrum6007
    @davidwoodrum6007 4 роки тому +2445

    "I'm doing a piece on why women are hilarious. Would you mind doing something even a little bit funny?" this man is a legend

    • @TheArtistFKApingaso3687
      @TheArtistFKApingaso3687 4 роки тому +250

      “My boyfriend can do something funny.”
      “Yeah, I know HE can.”

    • @Aethgeir
      @Aethgeir 4 роки тому +81

      The part where he looks at the camera when she's telling the story... XD

    • @3bodYking99
      @3bodYking99 3 роки тому +40

      @@TheArtistFKApingaso3687 "yeah, OBVIOUSLY" a little correction that elevate the meaning

    • @safaebergor3959
      @safaebergor3959 Рік тому +4

      “Women are smart and funny get over it”

  • @YourselfAndEye
    @YourselfAndEye 4 роки тому +2549

    That guy lays in bed all night telling himself he's not gay

    • @danieldaniels7571
      @danieldaniels7571 4 роки тому +244

      That’s what he always says when he’s in lying in bed with me.

    • @Bradley_Lute
      @Bradley_Lute 3 роки тому +144

      He says "I had sex two months ago! With a woman! With a black woman! Or was it three? Oh man, I might be gay..."

    • @danielcheek2013
      @danielcheek2013 3 роки тому +4

      Lmfao

    • @jodrrrr6965
      @jodrrrr6965 3 роки тому +2

      Lmao 😂

    • @DavidSharpMSc
      @DavidSharpMSc 3 роки тому +15

      lies* in bed, not lays* in bed

  • @jacobnussbaum2309
    @jacobnussbaum2309 3 роки тому +769

    "do something to prove that women are funny"
    "my boyfriend can do it"
    "yeah, obviously"
    LMAOOO

    • @poisonpotato1
      @poisonpotato1 2 роки тому +6

      Guess it worked that response was pretty funny

    • @wordragon
      @wordragon 2 роки тому +2

      @@poisonpotato1 -Ya, women have cornered the market on being unintentionally funny.

  • @aquamina766
    @aquamina766 3 роки тому +822

    “My boyfriend can do it.”
    “Yeah, obviously…”
    😩🤣🤣

    • @swisscheeseplease97
      @swisscheeseplease97 3 роки тому +21

      What is up with girls and volunteering their boyfriend to do things that they’re asked to do? My sister does this all the time with her husband.

    • @rheatinacreatishia7636
      @rheatinacreatishia7636 3 роки тому +12

      @@swisscheeseplease97 Maybe they just have a habit. When they have a problem they can’t solve, they find other people. Their boyfriends of course often volunteer themselves first to help, maybe because…pussy. This happens a lot until they got used to it and voila! They’re happily married for 10 years.

    • @Mar.1634
      @Mar.1634 2 роки тому +3

      Privilege. They've probably been raised thinking they can't do certain things and got used to place their responsibilities onto others, it becomes a habit after a while. Very common trait in America, were girls are raised like princesses.

  • @MaddogMaddu
    @MaddogMaddu 4 роки тому +1391

    "Mental illnes comes in pairs" looking at the other woman filming the scene...

    • @cypher237
      @cypher237 3 роки тому +15

      😆

    • @abuibu
      @abuibu 3 роки тому +61

      For woke people, that's blasphemous to say. Should've called her out on it and got her to apologise and resign from whatever job she does for mocking the plight of the mentally ill and continuing the stigmatisation!

    • @abuibu
      @abuibu 3 роки тому +2

      @Harsh Sinyal Your bruh is offensive

    • @buddah3418
      @buddah3418 3 роки тому +10

      I just realized they were a pair aswell 😂😂😂

    • @saltysergeant4284
      @saltysergeant4284 3 роки тому +9

      @@buddah3418 really, they were the only pair. Ryan was alone and interviewing a stranger.

  • @davidtaylor8406
    @davidtaylor8406 4 роки тому +2083

    She's speechless? Jebus, I'd hate to be around her when she's talkative.

    • @billyruben116
      @billyruben116 4 роки тому +20

      I hate to be around her anytime. She
      Sounds like a communist.

    • @silvergirl7810
      @silvergirl7810 4 роки тому +11

      Like every other Karen in our country right now! 😝

    • @salazam
      @salazam 4 роки тому +12

      She didn't say "literally" speechless, so she gets a pass.

    • @saltysergeant4284
      @saltysergeant4284 3 роки тому +4

      Don't get a couple beers in her....

    • @davidtaylor8406
      @davidtaylor8406 3 роки тому +5

      @@saltysergeant4284 Beer? Pffttt... Only peasants drink beer. Sophisticated individuals like Nancy drink vodka. She definitely has issues with her dentures when she has been drinking a lot.

  • @kyzitemelos
    @kyzitemelos 4 роки тому +2869

    Dude was definitely not gay...

    • @fiscer247
      @fiscer247 4 роки тому +150

      @Andrew Davidson And have straight sex with each other to prove they are allies.😂😂😂

    • @whyisthisnottyping
      @whyisthisnottyping 4 роки тому +59

      @@fiscer247 totally all they have to do is say no homo

    • @saintejeannedarc9460
      @saintejeannedarc9460 4 роки тому +33

      The confession about fucking a black chick and looking so dubious about it just slayed me and the old man.

    • @jesuschristislord77733
      @jesuschristislord77733 4 роки тому +1

      😂

    • @nturavrgchick6055
      @nturavrgchick6055 4 роки тому +13

      Especially since he screwed a black girl... 🤣🤣🤣

  • @that1s3curityguard26
    @that1s3curityguard26 3 роки тому +613

    “ I would eat a little bit just to show that I do not like the man.” 😂😂😂

    • @adityasuhane8930
      @adityasuhane8930 3 роки тому +77

      Or may be a bowl....

    • @joncarbone
      @joncarbone 3 роки тому +9

      The best is Ryan’s reaction to the absurdity

    • @SobridMusic
      @SobridMusic 3 роки тому +22

      I would eat exactly zero bites of shit to show that I don't like someone. WTF wrong with these people 😂😂

    • @libtard.4844
      @libtard.4844 3 роки тому +17

      Liberals in a nutshell they are willing to eat what they believe in I would be a proud doner to their cause.

    • @KartikeyaDutta
      @KartikeyaDutta 3 роки тому +3

      @@libtard.4844 they should eat directly from the source

  • @jm2206
    @jm2206 3 роки тому +282

    “Not your precious Vice.” Fucking gold 👌🏻

  • @VashTheDamnFiend
    @VashTheDamnFiend 4 роки тому +3317

    “It can’t be VICE”

    • @pierrebe4492
      @pierrebe4492 4 роки тому +603

      "They make great political content" lost me

    • @117btn3
      @117btn3 4 роки тому +571

      "Not your precious vice"
      Loved that bit

    • @noskalborg723
      @noskalborg723 4 роки тому +154

      You embrace a publication named after sin, and you're an antiporn activist. You ma'am have failed at consistency.

    • @juliannah5721
      @juliannah5721 4 роки тому +65

      @@noskalborg723 that's the only thing they're consistent with, their hypocrisy.

    • @noskalborg723
      @noskalborg723 4 роки тому +27

      @@juliannah5721 i mean... I'm a bit of a hypocrite too. 😬I hate porn and think it's destructive and immoral, but I'm addicted to it and think it should NOT be banned. 😬
      So I'm not gonna throw the hypocrite stone from my glass house. 😉

  • @EmperorsNewWardrobe
    @EmperorsNewWardrobe 3 роки тому +1033

    Ryan couldn’t believe his luck when the two comedy materials interrupted

    • @Ricardo-cl3vs
      @Ricardo-cl3vs 3 роки тому +67

      And he made the most out of it. The guy is a legend.

    • @deezyD93
      @deezyD93 2 роки тому +56

      “It can’t be vice, they do some pretty good political stuff”… lol

    • @fourshore502
      @fourshore502 2 роки тому +10

      @@Ricardo-cl3vs yeah i have a feeling this guy has some serious high iq level

    • @Ricardo-cl3vs
      @Ricardo-cl3vs 2 роки тому +12

      @@fourshore502
      He definitely has. This is not dumb comedy, this requires some brain to get it.

    • @kennybeans6115
      @kennybeans6115 2 роки тому +7

      Notice how the two “activist” ladies started dissing and antagonizing each other, proving that the “progressive” Left does indeed eat their own.

  • @carsinruin6102
    @carsinruin6102 4 роки тому +1407

    Women are funny, like when that one lady said Vice does some pretty good political articles 😂

    • @AscendantStoic
      @AscendantStoic 4 роки тому +29

      Accidently funny 🤣

    • @jordanrideout1269
      @jordanrideout1269 4 роки тому +72

      “Vice does some good political stuff” - is like the entry to a contest for how quickly you can lose every sane person’s respect

    • @fabio-965
      @fabio-965 3 роки тому

      @@potatobang7713 oh noes

    • @barringtonwomble4713
      @barringtonwomble4713 3 роки тому +1

      @Olivia If you think there are only 2 (both) sides to any issue except sexes, you've been duped.

    • @bigfootanon6896
      @bigfootanon6896 3 роки тому

      Not your precious vice

  • @johncracker5217
    @johncracker5217 3 роки тому +127

    “I’d eat a bowl” is one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard

    • @williambarney2874
      @williambarney2874 3 роки тому +3

      That's the one that got me the most too! Still laughing 🤣

    • @mofayer
      @mofayer Місяць тому +1

      The negotiation for the amount of shi he would eat 😂 how's this real?

  • @elliot8069
    @elliot8069 3 роки тому +177

    I love these feminists in the second bit. Hes clearly a comedian and they take him so seriously.

  • @karljonson3287
    @karljonson3287 4 роки тому +6817

    That gay guy was awesome.

    • @queenofeagles
      @queenofeagles 4 роки тому +117

      😂

    • @dannye7612
      @dannye7612 4 роки тому +845

      Oh, dude...I think you missed it...He's totally not gay.

    • @hiimjustin8826
      @hiimjustin8826 4 роки тому +566

      @@dannye7612 Yeah that gay guy is totally straight

    • @MyNameIsEarl42
      @MyNameIsEarl42 4 роки тому +287

      "I'm so NOT gay that I let my bros run train on my asshole, cause I'm that NOT gay"
      .... uh, nobody said you were gay.

    • @misterkid
      @misterkid 4 роки тому +89

      This comment completed the joke

  • @TheSpaniard
    @TheSpaniard 4 роки тому +3038

    ThIs iS tHe StAtE oF DiScOuRsE iN AmErIcA...
    The irony. Yes, crazy woman. You prove your own point by acting absolutely insane over comedy. Trying to shut down speech because you find it offensive. State of American discourse indeed.

    • @LeFatalpotato
      @LeFatalpotato 4 роки тому +247

      Moron thinks someone talking about titties has anything to do with "3 people holding the same wealth as bottom 50%" or whatever bullshit they heard from vox that day. She was constantly triggered, which was hilarious

    • @vaishnavnegi9640
      @vaishnavnegi9640 4 роки тому +36

      @@LeFatalpotatolike the first think after getting the world rid of titty talk was social equality and justice........well it might happen.....God works in mysterious ways.....off course the God of liberals.😂😂😂

    • @Dom8o8
      @Dom8o8 4 роки тому +59

      They wanted to impress their friends on IG and it backfired

    • @dialup5583
      @dialup5583 4 роки тому +62

      State of American discourse: contains no sense of humor

    • @demetrius8594
      @demetrius8594 4 роки тому +44

      I hope she uploaded her video and got him some new fans lol

  • @mangaas
    @mangaas 4 роки тому +946

    The 'not gay' conversation had me laugh out loud in reality.

    • @MsGeorge50
      @MsGeorge50 3 роки тому +34

      How else can one laugh out loud if not in reality?

    • @barringtonwomble4713
      @barringtonwomble4713 3 роки тому +9

      @@MsGeorge50 It's when you LOL.. but you don't really LOL. Laughing out loud in fantasyland.

    • @galaxytraveler5779
      @galaxytraveler5779 3 роки тому +2

      calling people gay back in public school was the funniest shit.

    • @NoRockinMansLand
      @NoRockinMansLand 3 роки тому +4

      @@galaxytraveler5779 it still is

    • @OP-el8qg
      @OP-el8qg 2 роки тому

      After effects of don't say Gay bill 😂

  • @leorios6400
    @leorios6400 3 роки тому +84

    When she said: "mental illness comes in pairs" the two woman literally just looked at each other as the "pair".... "SISTERS!" 🤣🤣🤣

    • @GarvMania
      @GarvMania 2 роки тому

      hahahaahahahhahahaha

  • @MikeLhawdsYouTubeAccountHandle
    @MikeLhawdsYouTubeAccountHandle 3 роки тому +12

    "Not your precious Vice" hahahahahaha best line ever

  • @ThePharphis
    @ThePharphis 4 роки тому +2168

    That "not gay" conversation still has me laughing and thinking it's a joke on his part, too.
    I just can't believe it.

    • @collydub1987
      @collydub1987 4 роки тому +43

      Same. Absolute legend.

    • @noskalborg723
      @noskalborg723 4 роки тому +11

      @Swadian Knight "to explain this we have to talk about parralell definitions"

    • @Mgoblagulkablong
      @Mgoblagulkablong 4 роки тому +31

      he looks like he is from an arabic background, his family would literally kill him if they found out, this is the sad truth, look it up
      he has to lie to himself if he wants to stay alive

    • @NayBuster
      @NayBuster 4 роки тому +1

      Today is a good day. Gave 1k like once and 600th twice

    • @Alaskanman
      @Alaskanman 4 роки тому +80

      Mgoblagulkablong But he’s not gay so his family wouldn’t have to worry, cause he’s not gay, he’s comfortable with his sexuality cause he likes pussy and he’s not gay. He’s just not gay.

  • @UnbeltedSundew
    @UnbeltedSundew 4 роки тому +2731

    I feel kinda sorry for the guy who isn't a Nazi.

    • @nturavrgchick6055
      @nturavrgchick6055 4 роки тому +223

      And the dude who's not gay. 😂

    • @Kintabl
      @Kintabl 4 роки тому +45

      He was too skinhead looking... to not be a nazi.

    • @metal_gear_salad1812
      @metal_gear_salad1812 4 роки тому +109

      Jernej Blatnik you mean...bald?

    • @Kintabl
      @Kintabl 4 роки тому +12

      @@metal_gear_salad1812 No one is bald over entire head. :D

    • @OswaldM_14
      @OswaldM_14 3 роки тому +45

      @@Kintabl ?

  • @DarkPassenger
    @DarkPassenger 3 роки тому +278

    "If a woman were president, the days that they're on their period would the vice president have to step up?" Wish I hadn't been drinking water at that moment. lol

    • @mr-boo
      @mr-boo 2 роки тому +26

      What if she’s female too and their period synchronize? These are the questions we need to answer people!

    • @ragnar7023
      @ragnar7023 2 роки тому +4

      Think Sweden just confirmed this

    • @whitenoise5121
      @whitenoise5121 2 роки тому +4

      I was dead laughing

  • @DominikRoost
    @DominikRoost 3 роки тому +37

    I do apprieciate the Wise Rasta Man that just chuckles at the two whamen "rudely interupting"

  • @quack_assassin
    @quack_assassin 4 роки тому +599

    Yo the two ladies legit pointed their cameras at each other and looked at each other while talking. They’re actually just recording each other recording each other while ranting LOOOL I can’t breathe

    • @ruben7937
      @ruben7937 3 роки тому +24

      They were not ladies.

    • @everything777
      @everything777 3 роки тому +11

      @@user-vl9bw1lw1u rumour has it that their aunty porn is HOT

    • @kazzTrismus
      @kazzTrismus 2 роки тому +16

      typical women...missing the point.
      theyre trying to record him, instead their recording their experience and only incidentally invested in how their experience is occurring.
      instead the camera's only see and hear what they do and arent focused on him and the "wrong" theyre trying to correct....
      Ryans camera catches the whole thing which is what they THINK they are doing

    • @tristanblaze8238
      @tristanblaze8238 2 роки тому

      Red glasses lady was bangin tho 🥵

  • @pratheekbhat6595
    @pratheekbhat6595 4 роки тому +872

    "her ideology is not breast like"
    Words to live by

    • @howardbaxter2514
      @howardbaxter2514 3 роки тому +8

      Is he wrong? Nah, my brother is 100% right.

    • @daviswhite3591
      @daviswhite3591 2 роки тому

      I don't know......
      They don't call her "heels up Harris" for nothing. She's gonna put out.

  • @skleroz899
    @skleroz899 4 роки тому +521

    She adores VICEcom but is also an anti-porn activist? A weapon to surpass Metal Gear...

    • @dereksbooks
      @dereksbooks 4 роки тому +36

      Relax. She lost her brains back in college.

    • @johnjackson9767
      @johnjackson9767 4 роки тому +41

      "Porn empowers women!"
      Also: "Porn is degrading to women!"

    • @fugue6943
      @fugue6943 4 роки тому +19

      @@johnjackson9767 "porn empowers women" and other lies you can tell to cope vol.1

    • @junoguten
      @junoguten 4 роки тому +4

      Gotta keep price of sex up so she doesn't have to do an actual job, y'know.

    • @tart3300
      @tart3300 3 роки тому +1

      @@junoguten LOL

  • @rhyswong8976
    @rhyswong8976 3 роки тому +81

    "Her ideology is not breast-like." The Wise Rasta Mannn. 👌

  • @n.d.4192
    @n.d.4192 3 роки тому +318

    The "not gay" guy was the most awkward people I've ever seen. I think he's the poster child for denial.

    • @chrusb3854
      @chrusb3854 3 роки тому +53

      Nah i think he just had trouble getting laid so he felt awkard about that

    • @everything777
      @everything777 3 роки тому +7

      You know how I know he's gay? He has a rainbow bumper sticker on his car that says, "I like it when balls are in my face."

    • @saby7825
      @saby7825 2 роки тому +19

      Probably just a really awkward straight dude.

    • @pingo6874
      @pingo6874 2 роки тому +1

      Nah, he just doesnt know how to deal with women and doesnt get any. Probably wishes he was gay as it would make getting laid much easier.

    • @ahmadswalihck
      @ahmadswalihck 2 роки тому

      @@everything777 nice reference

  • @ThatGuy-oc4mv
    @ThatGuy-oc4mv 4 роки тому +785

    “How about instead of doing something you just yell trump sucks or something?” Hahahahaha perfectly sums up all these “comedians” nowadays

  • @glennwatson3313
    @glennwatson3313 4 роки тому +527

    "My boyfriend could do it."
    Yeah, of course he could but can you?"

    • @BhargavSushant
      @BhargavSushant 3 роки тому +11

      I think that was the joke.

    • @glennwatson3313
      @glennwatson3313 3 роки тому +16

      @@BhargavSushant Yes, of course its a joke. This is a comedians You Tube channel.

    • @akshaytati
      @akshaytati 3 роки тому +7

      I think that was the joke.

    • @fabio-965
      @fabio-965 3 роки тому +6

      I think that was the joke.

    • @glennwatson3313
      @glennwatson3313 3 роки тому +1

      @@fabio-965 I know. That why I put the words inside quotation marks.

  • @jovanleon7
    @jovanleon7 3 роки тому +600

    "And I threw up all over myself for the first time ever." ...
    "I guess that's really not that funny." Now that's hilarious. Unintentionally, but it is.

    • @lannisterfilth
      @lannisterfilth 3 роки тому +44

      That's what I noticed, women are funny spontaneously. Scripted jokes just doesn't work for them.

    • @jovanleon7
      @jovanleon7 3 роки тому +5

      @@lannisterfilth there actually are funny female stand up.

    • @lannisterfilth
      @lannisterfilth 3 роки тому +31

      @@jovanleon7 Name one.

    • @jovanleon7
      @jovanleon7 3 роки тому +3

      @@lannisterfilth Taylor Tomlinson, Yumi.

    • @disillusioned2710
      @disillusioned2710 3 роки тому +15

      Just lol at thinking women are funny lmso

  • @cobaltprime9467
    @cobaltprime9467 Рік тому +2

    “You can see I’m speechless here.”
    Continues to talk

  • @crsmyth4428
    @crsmyth4428 3 роки тому +47

    I love how Ryan can barely keep it together with that "auntie porn activist".
    She was a walking stereotype of a militant feminist.
    "As you can tell I'm speechless." When she said that I was busting up

  • @mooseyman74
    @mooseyman74 4 роки тому +202

    Can tell the mobiles are whipped out as a way to shut people down and control the conversation but it doesn't work when you're filming satire

    • @nturavrgchick6055
      @nturavrgchick6055 4 роки тому +40

      Nope. It actually just makes the satire work more. Lol

  • @addisondre8083
    @addisondre8083 4 роки тому +234

    I died Vice President stepping up

  • @jacobhelgeson3038
    @jacobhelgeson3038 4 роки тому +149

    “I’m not talking” proceeds to flap her jaw “speechless”

  • @jurassicjosh7479
    @jurassicjosh7479 2 роки тому +4

    "YOU CAN SEE I AM SPEECHLESS HERE" - lady who never shut up

  • @archangelz558
    @archangelz558 3 роки тому +12

    “I didnt know mental illness came in pairs.”
    My man Ryan had his hand on the holster ready to fire back at that comment. Fucking gold 😂😂😂

  • @dano_leno
    @dano_leno 4 роки тому +372

    Lol those 2 karens with their phones out trying be young again.

    • @dereksbooks
      @dereksbooks 4 роки тому +24

      This is how you know that Vice sold out years ago when they embraced lunatic Karens as their core audience.

    • @whitexchina
      @whitexchina 4 роки тому +17

      They thought they had a viral moment.

    • @Bradley_Lute
      @Bradley_Lute 3 роки тому +9

      At that age when their libido rises they can do two things: go out and screw lots of men, young and old OR they can harass men about their sexism. Something tells me they get off on both. At least two women seemed like it.

    • @INatalkaI
      @INatalkaI 3 роки тому +6

      This is what happens to empty egg cartons with no kids/grandkids. They drive themselves crazy with liberalism, fake activism and toxoplasmosis. No dignity in their entire beings.

    • @siddharthgaur7024
      @siddharthgaur7024 3 роки тому

      They are actually 2 SJW karens how bout TRACYs

  • @ModekaiPL
    @ModekaiPL 4 роки тому +291

    "vice does some pretty good political stuff" lmao

    • @mjverostek1278
      @mjverostek1278 2 роки тому +7

      Like when a bunch of guys got together and drank alcohol with each other's jizz mixed in it.

    • @jonw3462
      @jonw3462 2 роки тому +4

      They used to.
      This is what winning looks like (afghan war) and their Korea ones wer good

    • @dereksbooks
      @dereksbooks 2 роки тому +10

      @@jonw3462 yeah like 10 years ago.

  • @blazepricket542
    @blazepricket542 4 роки тому +229

    "if you had to pick between the two sets of gazoombas

    • @dannye7612
      @dannye7612 4 роки тому +18

      You were saying something about a pair?

    • @danieldaniels7571
      @danieldaniels7571 4 роки тому +5

      Harris has a pretty nice rack

    • @missyelysium
      @missyelysium 3 роки тому +1

      @@danieldaniels7571 she got to where she is using something so

  • @ValHeartNDHeartSuqquNoHeartPat
    @ValHeartNDHeartSuqquNoHeartPat 3 роки тому +20

    “I’m speechless here... I’m not going to talk”
    *keeps talking*

  • @ShaferHart
    @ShaferHart 3 роки тому +3

    "I'm not gonna talk" proceeds to talk _more_ than Ryan. A first.

  • @jackschnur8937
    @jackschnur8937 4 роки тому +275

    I feel bad for the first guy

    • @rubo111
      @rubo111 4 роки тому +9

      The nazi?

    • @12many4you
      @12many4you 4 роки тому

      The numbers are in and the title for to Edward

    • @Kintabl
      @Kintabl 4 роки тому

      You should never feel bad for the nazis.

    • @remybuitenhuis2433
      @remybuitenhuis2433 3 роки тому

      The Nazi guy?

    • @uber1ns4n1ty8
      @uber1ns4n1ty8 3 роки тому

      I wonder why hes a nazi

  • @cbernz
    @cbernz 4 роки тому +422

    "I'm an anti-porn activist" = "I spend 24 hours a day watching porn and pretending to be angry at it"

    • @ThePresidentialTouch
      @ThePresidentialTouch 4 роки тому +9

      Then goes home and jumps on her Sybian.

    • @nostep3966
      @nostep3966 4 роки тому +18

      “But what is your favorite aunty porn?” Lmao

    • @junoguten
      @junoguten 4 роки тому +1

      I assume she's pulling a Gail Dines and outsourcing it.
      Who knows, she might be on her third assistant now too.

    • @konsyjes
      @konsyjes 3 роки тому +1

      Totally.

    • @Bradley_Lute
      @Bradley_Lute 3 роки тому +21

      Why does she hate porn? Shits been putting women through college since 1970. It is a feminist miracle.

  • @tristramcoffin926
    @tristramcoffin926 3 роки тому +251

    When the Karen tells Ryan his mother would be ashamed of him he almost breaks character.

    • @Garrett316
      @Garrett316 3 роки тому +50

      He should have said “my mom is dead. She died of titty cancer”.

    • @ShaferHart
      @ShaferHart 3 роки тому +61

      Why bring up his mother? Why not his father? That was so gender normative of her.

    • @Garrett316
      @Garrett316 3 роки тому +27

      @@ShaferHart Maybe he has a single mother that is a strong, independent woman that doesn’t need NO man.
      My brain hurts.

    • @DaleSix66
      @DaleSix66 2 роки тому +6

      @@Garrett316 I fucking pissed myself at that comment, fucking class mate. That's exactly what he should have said 😂

    • @robp696
      @robp696 2 роки тому

      He should have hit her with "I was raised by two dads" and see what her reaction would be then

  • @masterbulgokov
    @masterbulgokov 3 роки тому +6

    Ryan's ability to maneuver the conversation into unwanted, but undetected territory is peak admiration.

  • @those1kidds
    @those1kidds 2 роки тому +8

    The way Ryan thrives in awkward situations is just incredible.... If I had two obnoxious ladies start to film me like that I know I wouldn't handle it very well but just ate it up and you could see him smiling, loving every minute of it.... Haha

  • @catfishrob1
    @catfishrob1 4 роки тому +126

    "What about a smaller car like an Aztec?" OMG this whole bit had me in stitches, it was hilarious that the guy actually went along with it!!

    • @Mr.Winterz
      @Mr.Winterz 3 роки тому +3

      How about a dump truck full of shit?

    • @squirrelydan3
      @squirrelydan3 2 роки тому

      Same. I was sitting in a bathroom stall trying to laugh silently.

  • @Noximien
    @Noximien 4 роки тому +98

    "how much shit would you be willing to eat?"
    "I'd do within reason"
    hahahahah omg!

    • @Mr.Winterz
      @Mr.Winterz 3 роки тому +14

      "How about a dump truck full of shit?"
      Old guy winces at the idea of eating that much turd.

  • @MerriweatherMcWiggan
    @MerriweatherMcWiggan 4 роки тому +237

    Dumb people can only argue within the framework they are given, they don't even realize reframing is an option. Ryan you are a master of framing conversations.

    • @AlphanumericCharacters
      @AlphanumericCharacters 3 роки тому +17

      Brilliant deduction. Thanks for expanding my frame.

    • @John_Doe742
      @John_Doe742 2 роки тому +9

      @@AlphanumericCharacters its been 11 months, how big is your frame now?

    • @mattd2026
      @mattd2026 2 роки тому +6

      @@John_Doe742 so massive that he telepathically replied to your comment rather than wasting his time typing it out

    • @-whackd
      @-whackd 2 роки тому +9

      @@John_Doe742 He's probably so wise that he doesn't waste time on UA-cam comments anymore

    • @B77548
      @B77548 2 роки тому +2

      but who framed Roger rabbit??

  • @mattusapparatus5968
    @mattusapparatus5968 2 роки тому +1

    The “I’m not gay” bit fucking kills me. He really leaned into that one 😂

  • @Dyrlingur
    @Dyrlingur 3 роки тому +3

    Ohh my GOD!!!!!!! At least 3 days since I laughed this much. That was the greatest!

  • @AdrianVenturaMusic
    @AdrianVenturaMusic 4 роки тому +210

    “Last night we went out...” *Ryan dies inside...*

  • @ElevateTheWord
    @ElevateTheWord 4 роки тому +259

    I'd eat a lot of crap just to get this legend out to more people's screens.

  • @erko8620
    @erko8620 4 роки тому +87

    "Maybe a bowl" Tshirts please

  • @sadaomao7425
    @sadaomao7425 3 роки тому +2

    "Not your precious Vice"
    I can't 😂😂

  • @stlbullet
    @stlbullet 3 роки тому +4

    3:13 "They do some pretty good political stuff"
    Literally the funniest part of the video.

  • @kevinstrahota1223
    @kevinstrahota1223 4 роки тому +72

    What about a whole dumptruck full?
    Well, within reason.
    😂😂😂

    • @RastaganTheGreen
      @RastaganTheGreen 4 роки тому +13

      TDS is so bad, liberals will literally eat their own shit to prove they dont like trump

    • @thedude5295
      @thedude5295 4 роки тому +6

      Would you be willing to become part of the human centipede to show the world how much you hate Orange Man?

  • @david.chilin
    @david.chilin 4 роки тому +438

    Love the way you handled those two Karen’s I would’ve done the same. I subbed man great stuff

    • @Drumcomedy
      @Drumcomedy 4 роки тому

      Same

    • @Swolimandius
      @Swolimandius 4 роки тому +3

      I would have done the same but better

    • @Vosgie88
      @Vosgie88 4 роки тому +1

      So beautifully handled that you won another subscriber. Good job sir.

    • @djyoutubo
      @djyoutubo 4 роки тому +3

      Karens. One Karen, two or greater Karens. Why are people so illiterate?? 😥😥

    • @david.chilin
      @david.chilin 4 роки тому

      djyoutubo cause this isn’t a college essay

  • @louied2613
    @louied2613 4 роки тому +100

    This guy should be getting way way way more views then he is getting .
    Wonder what took me so long to get YT suggestion for it . Love these clips and I'm definitely not gay

    • @tybaltyrant1
      @tybaltyrant1 4 роки тому +6

      Yeah mate, UA-cam must not be promoting it. Discovered this goldmine yesterday. 5 minutes of his content here is funnier and more original than the last 5 years of every late night chat show. Share it with the boys.

    • @craigward7691
      @craigward7691 4 роки тому

      yeh no i'm not gay etiher, but i'd go along with some fellatio nonetheless............

    • @vrkidd4049
      @vrkidd4049 4 роки тому +2

      Can anybody suggest other new no nonsense comedians.

    • @tybaltyrant1
      @tybaltyrant1 4 роки тому +1

      Ive shared this guy on a few pages and the responses I get are hilarious.

  • @ryanh1275
    @ryanh1275 2 роки тому +1

    "not your precious vice" so good 😂😂

  • @kylesmyle4907
    @kylesmyle4907 3 роки тому +25

    Just shows how many people don’t really have their own thoughts, they just inherit the ideas of their masters.

  • @TheSinaloaCartel
    @TheSinaloaCartel 3 роки тому +329

    “This is why we have 50% own the same as the bottom 50%”
    Did she realise what she said 😂

    • @blueshanks1
      @blueshanks1 3 роки тому +28

      She said "this is why we have three people that own 50% the same..."

    • @jakewhiston6461
      @jakewhiston6461 3 роки тому +14

      My phone has used 50% charge and there's only 50% left. Why not 51%

    • @zac3392
      @zac3392 3 роки тому +18

      Well five fourths of people can’t do fractions correctly nowadays...

    • @Supreme_Lobster
      @Supreme_Lobster 3 роки тому +7

      @@zac3392 yeah, and 80% of statistics are fake

    • @matthalstead7933
      @matthalstead7933 2 роки тому +2

      @@Supreme_Lobster its true. Statistics prove it.

  • @nasuku7342
    @nasuku7342 4 роки тому +174

    Jesus could they not see you were just trying to get a reaction out of them? It’s amazing how little people can grasp when they aren’t looking at it from a wider view. Funny shit dude

  • @PelicanMobBoss
    @PelicanMobBoss 4 роки тому +66

    *3 PEOPLE OWN THE SAME WEALTH AS 50% OF PEOPLE BECAUSE OF YOUR BREAST TALK*

  • @pablodiscobar7152
    @pablodiscobar7152 3 роки тому +1

    Ryan truly is the hero that we both need and deserve

  • @krenwregget7667
    @krenwregget7667 3 місяці тому

    I don't know how Ryan doesn't just burst into laughter... hysterical.

  • @JB-ym4up
    @JB-ym4up 4 роки тому +656

    Can you do something a little funny to show women are funny.
    Well my boyfriend can do it.
    Obviously.
    BOOM!

  • @craiga6557
    @craiga6557 4 роки тому +76

    I feel like that was the longest conversation that woman has had with a man in a while, I could see a smile cracking

    • @jonboi1127
      @jonboi1127 4 роки тому +11

      I didn’t come here to feel for karens

  • @lucius8111
    @lucius8111 3 роки тому +29

    3:10 The funniest part is she thinks Vice does good work OMG made me laugh more than anything

  • @keeperofthehammer6795
    @keeperofthehammer6795 3 роки тому +5

    "If a woman becomes president on the days where she's on her period would a vice president need to step up?"
    Ryan out here asking the really important questions.

  • @thatguy8718
    @thatguy8718 3 роки тому +1

    DUDE OH MY GOD!!!!!!!! yopu got the 2 Karens to video eachother. you are a legend

  • @eldzikowski
    @eldzikowski 4 роки тому +44

    "Because of the tittay situation?"
    Hahaha! I literally spit out my coffee laughing at that!

  • @BigHoffa
    @BigHoffa 4 роки тому +51

    The “Mental Illness Pair” was pure perfection.

  • @cedricjacobs9030
    @cedricjacobs9030 3 роки тому +13

    The straight face you keep with people on the street is incredible 😂

  • @goosefeathers3497
    @goosefeathers3497 3 роки тому +5

    3:04 Ryan struggling to not break character xD

  • @TheRealMasonYoung
    @TheRealMasonYoung 2 роки тому +2

    When I met Ryan one of the first things I asked him was his take on the two ladies from the "Not your precious Vice" piece. He was awesome, he got this big grin on his face and told me more about the backstory and her Twitter following and her people attempting to troll and dox him. It was great.

  • @BouncingTribbles
    @BouncingTribbles 4 роки тому +55

    "Her ideology is not breast like... at all"
    LOL spot on sir

  • @uwugriffith
    @uwugriffith 4 роки тому +38

    The first guy is so adorable and sweet.

    • @Kintabl
      @Kintabl 4 роки тому +8

      No he's not! He's a nazi!

    • @jwadaow
      @jwadaow 3 роки тому +3

      Oh no he voted for Obama!

    • @maroonkennedy6213
      @maroonkennedy6213 3 роки тому +1

      @@jwadaow Based!

  • @nickmagrick7702
    @nickmagrick7702 4 роки тому +25

    "uhhh its a vice piece yeah"
    I thought people like this stopped existing. Im so happy.

  • @Whol3NothaL3v3l
    @Whol3NothaL3v3l Рік тому

    The best part of this was everyone standing around with their camera's drawn. The best western I've every seen. You'd never see something this good on Bonanza.

  • @Kissfan96dr
    @Kissfan96dr 3 роки тому +7

    this was the funniest thing I've seen all month! Too many great moments to single out!

  • @dunamisd
    @dunamisd 4 роки тому +24

    I love it when random people join in and try to cancel him without having ANY clue as to what’s going on and get so confused... and they have no idea that it’s a joke.

  • @JCJCJCJCJCJCJCJCJCJCJC
    @JCJCJCJCJCJCJCJCJCJCJC 4 роки тому +57

    We need more! These are instant classics. Totally not Gaye

  • @janbonn1198
    @janbonn1198 3 роки тому +10

    "Not your precious Vice." Thanks Ryan, pissed my pants.

  • @hphillips7425
    @hphillips7425 2 роки тому +1

    The 2 karen’s were funny. I like how you kept them going 😂

  • @TsukiNaito1
    @TsukiNaito1 2 роки тому +1

    "Vice does some pretty good political stuff." 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Funniest joke in the video.

  • @GeorgeSukFuk
    @GeorgeSukFuk 3 роки тому +2629

    "what's your favorite aunty-porn?"
    "It CANT be vice, they do some AMAZING political work"
    😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Icemario87
      @Icemario87 3 роки тому +269

      and they say women aren't funny!

    • @GeorgeSukFuk
      @GeorgeSukFuk 3 роки тому +8

      @Yeshua Is Lord fixed

    • @snakethepeg7828
      @snakethepeg7828 3 роки тому +57

      I can't believe this is the level of political discourse in the country

    • @Dr.Acula76
      @Dr.Acula76 3 роки тому +92

      Aww, not your precious Vice

    • @henrymccoy2306
      @henrymccoy2306 3 роки тому +29

      @@Dr.Acula76 that pun was god-tier

  • @OnPoint88
    @OnPoint88 3 роки тому +86

    To think there's 2 different Karen's out there with opposite pov's of Ryan completely trolling is just hilarious 🤣

  • @wilhelmcooke547
    @wilhelmcooke547 4 роки тому +19

    “Maybe a bowl, yeah.” 😂

  • @nathanjohnson6543
    @nathanjohnson6543 4 роки тому +10

    Those two ladies got owned. So funny. Great troll!

  • @dokwalk
    @dokwalk 2 роки тому

    lmfaoooo "If you had to pick between the two sets of gazoombaz.."
    I'm dying at this golden exchange

  • @anthonyc7116
    @anthonyc7116 3 роки тому +2

    Dude this was fucking hilarious 🤣🤣🤣 haven’t laughed that hard in a while. People are so oblivious when someone’s messing with them