"What's that, Merasmus' favorite actor, Burt Lancaster? You think people who hide are cowards? Wise words, Burt Lancaster! You've convinced all of us-DAMMIT MERASMUS, GET OUT HERE!"
All i can think of when Soldier talks about Houdini is just Merasmus hiding behind a barrel listening until Soldier says "GET OUT OF HERE MERASMUS" *Merasus starts running away on four legs like a scared rat*
i was drinking a smooty while i was scrolling dow to the comments , then i saw your comment , i laughed so hard that all the juce came out of my nose xD
I am fully now fully convinced that currently Valve is better at writing comedy material than anyone else, period. Seriously, the Cave Johnson 25 minute PETI stuff is the most hilarious thing ever recorded.
What's that, Merasmus's favorite actor, Burt Lanecaster? You think people who hide are cowards? Wise words, Burt Lanecaster. You've convinced all of us- DAMNIT, MERASMUS, GET OUT HERE!
i remember i got hit by one of merasmus fire spells once and the knockback threw me into that big hole on the map, on the way down my soldier screamed "DAAAMMNN YOU MERASMUS YOU ARE THE WORST ROOMMAAATTTEEE!!!!!!" it was awesome
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Everyone down, he's got a book. Its a book, he's going to read, AAAGGGHHH!
Warren Griffin*RUN AWAY*
Teen Titans Go's "ironic" moral lessons be like:
DAMN YOU MERASMUS! YOU ARE THE WORST ROOMMAAAAAAAATE!!!
"What's that, Merasmus' favorite actor, Burt Lancaster? You think people who hide are cowards? Wise words, Burt Lancaster! You've convinced all of us-DAMMIT MERASMUS, GET OUT HERE!"
Must...........Think.........About........Sensibles Haircuts
1:14 is such a soldier thing to say. Also his tactics to get Merasmus to come out are the best
His line about having merasmus’ rent was the best line to bring him out.
"Oh look, it's houdini. What's that, houdini, you need a new best friend? I dont know who could- GET OUT HERE MERASMUS!" Made. My. God. Damn. Day.
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Damn you, Merasmus! You are the worst roommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmaaaaaaaaaaaate!"
All i can think of when Soldier talks about Houdini is just Merasmus hiding behind a barrel listening until Soldier says "GET OUT OF HERE MERASMUS"
*Merasus starts running away on four legs like a scared rat*
you are alive?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!
That's excactly what happened
Soldier (Jane Doe) what are your thaughts on the unicorn hat soldier?
+Peusterokos1 Soldier has Big dick, RIght now, Merasuas Running like an puzzy diza
"YOU ARE THE WORST ROOMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeee"
JezDex144 is very not good. because main yell: "YOU ARE THE WORST ronate!!!!!"
"You ghost, wizard, maggot!"
I'm a Pumpkin princess
Miranda Hampton You certainly have the circumference of a pumpkin, princess
"It's a book. He's going to read! AAAAAAHHHHHH" Oh, Soldier. Who will they ever find to replace you?
Bomb head!i got a good feeling about this...
Reading this in the 2020s is saddening.
No mater what season or event , Rick May will always be the best for the roll of Soldier! R.I.P. Soldier
"Oh look it's Hodini... Dammit Merasmus get out here!"
Soldiers voice actor is awesome, even after all these years!
He definitly was
Soldier's voice actor must have a very sore throat after doing these voices.
*Yeah, about that-*
Throat cancer hit him he survived and now he impressed me recently caught covid and died
@@veryfinepeanut3696 He also had stroke at the time of his death
Rip
0:36 me in class when the teacher gets his paper work on the table and wants to start class XDD
The Devil "HE'S GOT A BOOK" D:
The Devil That's exactly how I felt back then XDD
The Unseen don't get a book :)))
0:37 *
the ever expected "Education Bad" comment
"MUST...THINK...ABOUT.....SENSIBLE HAIRCUTS!!!"
oh no! a book, he's going to read!
My blood nooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Merasmus, I need that blood!
Look out! It's the bazmobiddy bomb!
Look out! It’s the bazbobomb bomb-b-bomb!
Look out it's the Bombo Bazmatron!
02:04 "hey look is hoodini..."
HOO-DINI
who-dini?
"What's that Hoodini? You're looking for a new best friend? Too bad there's no wizards around- GET OUT HERE MERASMUS!!!"
0:42 I've been looking all over for this!
"I will rip off your ghost head and crap in your stupid hat!"
Soldier's voice is the only one that seems to never change.
everyone down! hes got a book! hes got a book! hes gonna read! NNNNNNNOOOOOOOO!!!!!! XD
damn you for plaguing this world with books merasmus!
"It's a book! He's going to read!"
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
+BladeLigerV if merasuas'z Teacher,
Tf2 class students will screams when if he gots a book, lol
Everyone down, he's got a book! He's going to read!
my blood noooo :(
1:11 "COME OUT MERASMUS! I'VE GOT YOUR BODY, IT'S NOT BURNED, LOOKS PRETTY GOOD, I MIGHT CRAWL IN THERE MYSELF"
Oh Soldier you do try XD
stop blaming everyone for everything. Choose someone to blame everything
Soldier:"MARASMUSSS"
Soldier's new lines are always the best thing about Scream Fortress.
today your ass will be visited by 3 ghosts my foot and my other foot and a ghost xD
Golden Freddy And that ghost well be giving him a american job :D
Christmas carol reference I bet
"GRAVITY, NOOOOO"
Favorite line from this update.
Today ur ass will be visited by three ghots: My foot,my other foot and a ghost !
1:35 “Get your spectral ass out of here!” I love it!
"Tonight, your ass will be visited by three ghosts:
My foot
My other foot
AND A GHOST!"
Cracks me up every time.
Soldier's voiceactor is definitely one of the best around.
Dammit, Merasmus! I told you to make my painis bigger! Not my balls!
I....must.....think.....about....PAINIS!
"i am going to haunt your ass with my foot" hilarious.
From all the new lines that came with this update, soldier has the funniest ones seriously.
this makes me even sadder that tf2 doesn't get fun updates anymore
I swear if my Grandpa was younger he'd sound exactly like Soldier.
miss him already
This Voice Actor is really good i think its the best voice that i've ever heard that looks the same from the first time TF2 was released.
2:57 You wizard,ghost,maggot!
My Crimes:
1. Reading Books
2. Going to School
3. Making Friends
the list goes on and on.
2:59 my favourite line 😂
For some reason, every time I watch this video I see Soldier who is talking on the phone.
"I'm going to pull a rabbit outta your ass!"
I anticipate a shit load of GMod videos encompassing that...
0:42
0:39 the haunting demon when the person start to read the bible.
IT'S A BOOK! HE'S GOING TO READ! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
0:47 TF2 Soldier: (Falling into a pit) DAMN YOU, MERASMUS! YOU ARE THE WORST ROOMMATE!
Merasmus come out ive got your drugs...
2:47
Oh fuck.
Soldier not again.
0:20 MUST STOP DANCING
MUST.....THINK.....ABOUT.....SENSIBLE... HAIRCUTS
First quote is one of my favorites
My blood no!
More like: My Painis, my other Painis, and a Cupcake!!
Look out! It’s the Basbobinibum
Look out! It’s the Basbobombibomb
Look out! It’s bombobasmatron!
Soldier... I think you love ur head a bit too much...
EVERYONE ONE, GET DOWN! HE'S GOT A BOOK! IT'S A BOOK! HE'S GOING TO READ!
I am not afraid of no ghosts. I refuse to be afraid of no ghosts.
Merlin? Ok. But Gandalf and Bilbo Baggins? Nope, cause awakening the wrath of Tolkien Enterprises, now THAT'S Halloween Horror for you O.O
i was drinking a smooty while i was scrolling dow to the comments , then i saw your comment , i laughed so hard that all the juce came out of my nose xD
I hope all the classes get new lines I really want to see a sniper one
LOOK OUT ITS THE BAZMO BIDDY BOMB!
when you can't find the spy 2:03
I am fully now fully convinced that currently Valve is better at writing comedy material than anyone else, period. Seriously, the Cave Johnson 25 minute PETI stuff is the most hilarious thing ever recorded.
Holy hell, I love the Soldier.
EVERYONE DOWN HE'S GOT A BOOK HE'S GONNA READ!!!
0:14 | You've said it, General Pepper...
I distinctly remember him saying "Get a haircut, hippie!" quite a while ago.
3:14 "I am going to haunt your ass with my 👞!"
the sad story of gravity's death 0:15
You don't need that, you're basically loved by entire middle earth.
"Wizard , You Shall Not Hide!"
Well , is Soldier making Lord of Rings references?
Soldier always gets the best lines
Everyone get down HE’S GOT A BOOK HE’S GOING TO READ!AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Soldier is my favourite class since 2007 and will always be!
He is my favorite class too
What's that, Houdini? You're looking for a new best friend? Too bad there are no wizards around- Get out here, Merasmus!
"It's a book! He's gonna read!"
God, Soldier lines and his voice actor are the best. Most consistent of the actors. Right up there with Gary Schwartz.
FINALLY!!! I've been needing a new roommate!!!
soldier takes heavies place as the funniest class because of this
What's that, Merasmus's favorite actor, Burt Lanecaster? You think people who hide are cowards? Wise words, Burt Lanecaster. You've convinced all of us- DAMNIT, MERASMUS, GET OUT HERE!
i remember i got hit by one of merasmus fire spells once and the knockback threw me into that big hole on the map, on the way down my soldier screamed "DAAAMMNN YOU MERASMUS YOU ARE THE WORST ROOMMAAATTTEEE!!!!!!" it was awesome
When he dominates the Sniper, that's one of the lines I recall.
...I still don't see how Sniper relates to it, though.
"Come on out, Merasmus! I got your body! It's not burned! Looks pretty good!"
XD Is Merasmus ever gonna believe that?
I think the team had fun this year...
You can't hide from me forever, Merasmus! You better hide, Merasmus! ...wait what?
I just love soldier's lines.
You cant hide from me Merasmus. You BETTER HIDE MERASMUS!
"Am scared you,maggots"
Him trying to find Merasmus is the BEST THING
"Oh look, it's Houdini. What's that, Houdini? You're looking for a new best friend? Too bad there's no wizards around-- GET OUT HERE MERASMUS"
"Get down! He's got a book! He's going to read!"
You know it's on until this Friday, probably evening.
This reminds me to read Lord of the Points. Gundorf is my favorite character.
2:31 we give up so come out so we can kick your ASS XD
HE'S GOING TO READ! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
HE'S GOT A BOOK! HE'S GOING TO READ!
School be like if you read real science books
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH
"Tonight your ass will be visited by three ghosts: my foot, my other foot, and a - painis!"