Mann Co No More #3 - Cold Day in Hell
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- Опубліковано 3 кві 2014
- Soldier, Scout and Pyro begin their search for Heavy in deepest Siberia! Will they find Heavy? Will they even get out alive?
Comic copyright by Valve.
The Beard as all the guys, special guest star MazAMaTaz as all the girls!
Her channel can be found at / mazamataz
Comic copyright by Valve.
Music Used:
The Glory Days - Michael Giacchino
The Legend of Lake Baikal - Nikolai Budashkin
Mickey Mouse March
Amazing Plan - Kevin MacLeod
Morceaux de Fantaisie - Sergei Rachmaninoff
Bob vs. the Omnidroid - Michael Giacchino
The Fool of the World and the Flying Ship Theme
Sweet and Lovely - Alan Braden
Les Lutins De La Route - Georges Châtelain and Hervé Roy
The Fight Part 1 - Alan Silvestri
Bungling Detective - Johnny Hawksworth
Tunnel Chase - Alan Silvestri
Seizing the Spirit of Adventure - Michael Giacchino
Streets of San Francisco - Henry Mancini
Roll Up Waltz - Andrew J. J. Hall
Psycho Violin Screech - Bernard Herrmann
Monkeys Spinning Monkeys - Kevin MacLeod
Victory - Team Fortress 2
King Kong Coming - Gregor F. Narholz
Lifeforce - Henry Mancini
Remy Drives a Linguini - Michael Giacchnio
The Penguin's Opera - Shirley Walker
Kruger Chase - Alan Silvestri
At the Student Cafe - Maurice Jarre
Yankee Doodle
March of the Exorcists - James Horner
Sneaky Snitch - Kevin MacLeod
Youthful Days - Mike Sunderland
Epic Struggle - Fredric Bayco
Troika - Russian Folk Song
Svetit Mesyats - V. Andreev
Furtive Footsteps - Paddy Kingsland
Russian Dance (Frol Skobejev) - Tikhon Khrennikov
Russian March - Johann Strauss
Habanera - Georges Bizet
Habanera - Spike Jones
Ilya Muromets - Reinhold Moritzevich Glière
The Ancient Linden Tree
Bantu Beat - J. Carole
Doom's a Toon! - Alan Silvestri
The Expendables 2 Theme - Brian Tyler
Löffel-Polka - Will Glahé
Hydra Lab - Alan Silvestri
Light Six - Herby Flowers and Barry Morgan - Розваги
Heavy in comics: strong, smart, protective.
Heavy in games: OM NOM NOM.
Pootis
POOT DIS-PENSA HERE
POOTIS-POW HAHA
@@dickle9604 YOU ARE DED, NOT BIG SUPRISE
All of you are dancing babys
A “American” coat, made in China, by an Australian company, which was founded by the British.
XDDD
Yes very American
Sounds about right
sounds like tf2
Sounds exactly like tf2.
Heavy in comics: *BIG BRAIN*
Heavy in game: *POOTIS*
It is big brain
Heavy are a quite guy and smart if he was not shooting his gun and eating sanvich.
It’s the same
heavy be like
it is good day to eat sandvich and walk.sees scout pyro and soldier. go away u dumb
Pootis spenca here
I would pay actual money to know what heavy was thinking at all times, i mean he walked in on pyro, scout in a hotdog costume and soldier naked and covered in honey with three dead bears, in the middle of siberia, god i want to know what he was thinking when he first saw it.
+BlitzBurn OMG I JUST DIED XD
+BlitzBurn "Is good day I take stroll" *runs into the three of them* "why me?"
BlitzBurn
It's not abnormal for them
“Ugh, these idiots again?”
"Let's get this over with."
"PYRO!"
"MMph?"
"STOP BLOCKING THOSE CRATES OF HONEY!"
yazshu, and we thought that we would get Pyro’s gender revealed (We thought that Soldier called Pyro a menstruating woman).
100th like, also BEST LINE
also I love that they hinted at the pyro's gender again
*"M E N S T R U A T I N G W O M E N"*
(Also another thing what is menstruating mean)
Atomic Number 9 being on your period
heavy's sisters tf2 fangirls in a nutshell
Wait, there are girls? In the tf2 community?
@@oti890 same here! (Well, what I was technically born as)
@@slambler6702 I mean usually they don't talk because they get harassed pretty quickly but they are there and some of them are pretty chill
SlamBler I am girl and part of the tf2 community and that scene make me laugh so hard I can’t breathe
@@slambler6702 and Skymin
Having the dating skills of Soldier is my life goal.
tried it once, now i have weird metal bracelets and live in a zoo with fluffy cages and full of other people in uncomfortable white coats, it gets really annoying
But soldier looks good. Unlike you.
So, none and you just get lucky?
Ikr sometimes I can't even remember the date
@@twistedgamer4905 I can't even remember what we're talking about
Heavy's sister: I am going to New York!
Soldier: Forget those crapholes! We are going to America!
For such a patriot he doesnt even know new york is american.
Manel Miquelino In *this* setting, would you be surprised if New York was sovereign soil of Czechoslovakia or something?
angbandsbane My god... It all makes sense now!
to be fair he was drinking teuforts water cause he didnt know bottled water existed
@Caffeinated Wizard los angeles can be worse
Cut him some slack, his IQ is like -3 xD
When soldier said that bears were attraced by women and shouted PYRO. I laughed my ass off.
sorry you didnt get a reply for 6 years, here you go pal.
@@spyonmebaby Because that what heroes do.
HAH
Pyro is a women confirmed
Time stamp?
*Gasp* Soldier knew?! The rumors are true! The Pyro is... Guarding a lot of honey... Okay nevermind...
Wow.
Just wow.
You got hand it to valve though, that was clever
Blaiseingfire
Jupp, I was going to spit out my drink if the honey did not apear. What a reveal it would have been.
Blaiseingfire
Jupp, I was going to spit out my drink if the honey did not apear. What a reveal it would have been.
Just how I felt too man.
Heavy probably has the best backstory in this game.
I like pyro’s backstory more
@@TheEldestSoulDrinker we doent have pyros back stroy hes just there
@@johnalpine9262 That's the joke
true dat
"And fire is nobody's friends." Pyro:MUMUMMMUUU(Translation:"What the fuck did you just say!?")
Agent California lol
I love how they act like they're gonna reveal the Pyro as a girl, but it is all a trick
The honey
Exactly! Why no one else commented about this?
Pyro’s gender is pyro
Gender? No
Fire? *Yes*
Scout: In Russia.
Soldier: In Russia.
Pyro: In Russia.
Demoman: In Australia.
Heavy: In Russia.
Engineer: Unknown.
Medic: Working with the Team Fortress Classic mercenaries.
Sniper: Aiming for Ms. Pauling.
Spy: In Australia.
I can't wait for the TF2 vs TFC fight.
It woulde be the next update-"*End Of The Line*"
Actually, Scout, Soldier and pyro are in siberia
Siberia is in russia...
Yeah.
i bet that will become a mod with the now tf2 classes vs the classic tf characters and the weapons the classic mercs use will be unlockable weapons through achievements.
I never knew how wholesome the Heavy’s family was.
Well I don't know about Zhanna.
I am naked and covered in honey again.
Good for you
He’s done that about 1,000,003 times now.
*again*
“Scout’s Worst Double Dates”
In the previous comic, the old granny said that "she'll finally find out what a pedophile is". At 10:25, you can see her reading a dictionary and opened it at "P". God, I love those little details.
...Why does she want to know what a pedophile is?
Edit: What, not why.
very cool
Valve, please make a Scout Hot Dog cosmetic set...
Called: The Boston Weenie
I think it would have to be split into a hat and body cosmetic.
Could be called The Boston Weenie and the Airheart's Own Mustard Lines
I know it’s six years but: The Siberian weenie
The bone bat that when hit as a chance to break then it as a damage debuff but it causes bleed
Done
i feel like the weapon with the set would be the back scatter
OMG THey finally addresses it! Pyro is confirmed to be- blocking the door?... Well dang
Guess we’ll never know his gender...
She’ll just have to remain a mystery...
"He's not, here is she? -Scout's Subtitles
Pyro is scouts mom confirmed
Pyro's pronouns be like
Mumbling/Abomination
@@playalot3705 ironically enough we know Scouts mom
8:07 is actually terrifying
even in PYRO VISION,which miraculously convinces pyro to be happy and that nothings wrong
that bear pissed him off beyond normalcy.
OOOH, i didn't even notice!! That such an interesting thought!
Pyro is completely aware of all the murdering, but prefers the pyrovision more
Imagine that bread monster from Expiration Date when he stomps on that bread’s tentacle and uses his flamethrower, he might be able to see that bread monster destroying the “fun” and so he’s stepping in to save that day
Team fortress classic VS Team Fortress 2
Battle of the year
Soooooooo tf2 vs over watch
And this year
Five years ago
If they Still had medic they might have won
I AM BACK FROM THE BATHROOM AND EVERYONE IS HAPPY!!!
Yeeeeaaay :D
I love when that happens
:D
YAAAY
@@oagj14 :)
Bear: *fire is bad*
Pyro: *heavy breathing*
Smokey the bear is fucking dead
Breaking news: American/ European/African/Asian/Alien Man/Woman/Demon kills beloved childhood mascot with fire axe found in Amelia Earhart's crashed plane.
Now that's a headline.
Peace was never an option.
Fr
This just in, local mascot smokey the beat is fucking dead
*Sniff* You know... Heavy may be a murderous psychopath.. But damn it, that murderous psychopath is a wonderful big brother!
i think I'm the only one who loved the voice acting of the mountain.
Jesse Huddleston You mean, *CHRISTOPHER THE COMMUNIST MOUNTAIN*
Yes, he is my favorite TF2 character.
He's the best tf2 character by far. He should become the 10th mercenary.
nah man im ere to the voice acting was good
i want it to be a comsatic ...
8:09 that is one expressive gas mask
Praise the Lord for the "Enhanced Pyro" Gmod/SFM models.
I don't know why, but I feel like 9:14 is one of the best representations of TF2 in a whole.
15:30 pyro is just back there in love with the fire
I love how Zhanah was like "make love to me" and soldier was like... Okay
Well we know Pyro has a hatred for Smokey the Bear
*smolder
15:40 never before have I seen soldier being so wholesome
Heavy's mom offering the packed meat is the most realistic thing about this comic
I seriously love the part where the soldier says "Hooray! I am back from the bathroom and everyone is happy!"
Hope someone make a hot dog costume for Scout in-game and NOT Soldier butt-naked! LOL
How about a HONEY COVERED butt naked Soldier?
@@someguy6442 yes
Yes
Yes
YES
Why not? Wouldn't you like a soldier skin with him naked but cover in honey just to cover what is needed to cover?
Gray Mann's voice is outstanding, they should hire you at valve.
It's still possible they haven't gave Gray Mann an official voice yet. They just gave miss Pauling one in the new update so Mabel at the end off the whole comic series there will be another update that gives Gray a voice and hopefully valve will hire you to do it
@@catsandspace consider saxton hale too.
for years we only knew saxton's voice of the community gamemode.
in jungle inferno 2017 valve gave him an official voice and model.
Ryan Dormitzer Mate it’s been 5 years and they haven’t published the last comic yet
@@sharko3211 6 years now
@@DeskFan yep
Zhanna: make love to me soldier.
Soldier: okay.
Thats just funny idk why
Soldier's Siberia Beard = Comformed Next Soldier cosmetic
collin ohlinger no, we need to turn the bone scout uses as a weapon
There's a sausage suit for the medic on the workshop.
Because it's the body part of a woman, isn't it? ;)
It's in the Workshop now
Made by GetGrenade
Vote for it: steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=271826127
A femur is a leg bone EVERYONE has
5:47
... Good one Valve. Good one.
God damned Gaben !
Yeah and at 15:31 after Heavy says "Men I used to work with" It shows Pyro, Scout and Soldier. This also hints that it's a man.
vShadowWARRIORv Must i remind you that in "Meet The Pyro" Heavy said "That Thing", refering he doesnt even know if his human, so no, he doesnt know if his male or female.
Little Bot Yes I know that but valve put pyro in that scene for a reason.
@@oagj14 In meet the pyro, scout called pyro "he"
XD why did i find this so funny
Zhanna: YOU
Soldier: back off lady im eating both of these
Zhanna: *make love to me*
Soldier: okay
Dating skills: 100
It hits for me too
18:50 before when it was just meet the heavy I always saw him as a man who didn't take anything serious and just killed people but now I see a lot more in this guy and his class and in a way I'm proud of him.
Heavy love gun, heavy love freinds, heavy protect family
In case you didn't know, he also has a degree in Russian literature. Just more depth to this great character
who else thought he was gonna say pyro is a woman XD
Yup
Ye
r/wooooooosh
That’s the joke
xdevinz72markzx I think that was the whole point lol
Soldier: I've been in POW camps. Voluntarily. XD Oh Soldier, you are a true American hero.
John Kang well make sense tf2 takes place in 1972
You know who else went into camps voluntary?Witold pilecki.
@@jerielbob8136 he never served in the army.
12:56 oh scout... if you only knew...
“And fire’s nobody’s friend!”
Pyro: “And I took that personally”
The reveal of the "Classic" mercs was glorious.
Four months worth of wait. So worth it.
Heavy's name, Medic's wearabouts, TFC is officialy in TF2 lore and more. Fantastic.
I like how even SOLDIER is like “bruh pyro.... easy bud”
*_Heavys mom is so wholesome. I kinda want I mom like that_*
"Excuse me!? I'm in need of medical attention!"
BEEP The. Enemy. Team. Has. Our. Flag.
7:58 Best Part. xD
Mad King Aerys Targaryen was seeing that before setting Lord Rickard Stark on fire
15:21 expectations vs reality
17:59 how i feel when i go to the bathroom at a restarunt come back and all the food is there
We know where everybody is now... execpt for Engie. Watch him be in Texas. Who agrees?
nope, i think he's on another planet by now...
He will be on the moon! :3 Making the Moonbase with whatever is left with the australium.
hes been in this business even lnger thant he classics his Grandfather wrked for mann co and so his fahter ansd so does him fter all he his DNA has austraalium
Firstly engineer dose not have the astraliem, so can't be on the moon.
Secondly he can't be with his grandfather, his grandfather is working for gray mann, and we whould have a lead on him then.
My bet is that he is with the administrator.
ooohhh, thats actually a good guess
19:28 OH NO! TEAM FORTRESS CLASSIC!
I just realized classic medic isn't here because he probably died of old age.
8:04 it was at this moment Smokey knew he fucked up
8:07 pyro is litterly TERRIFYING as HELL when he gets mad. That scream too.
I swear that bone is gonna be a new weapon.
But there's already the bat outta hell.
Mkblobberkid Serolf that's the zombie arm
billy schmied No, the bat outta hell is the skull thingie. I dont remember the name of the spy hand.
***** oh sorry wronge wepion and the batter out of hell is a skull this is a normal bone
***** The spy hand is a pun name. "Unarmed Combat".
Fire is no one's friends!
Pyro: The F did you just say?
Heavy’s mother is so wholesome and kind
"There's only two things that atract bears. Honey and menstruating women! Pyro!" I lost it there.
It takes Valve 4 months to release a comic and only two days for you to audio them. good job.
Well talking is more easier then drawing a whole comic. No wonder why it takes months to make the comic! Id never known! 🤔
Do you understand the difference between writing a comic and amateur voice work?
Not to mention actually drawing the comics
Gopher especially a well made one.
Wow, it only took 4 months for this comic to come out after the second one? times were different back then...
Soldier: I have a girlfriend now!
IM DYING XD
14:56 Soldier (Naked): ...😐 Okay.😮 (Dragged by Zhanna)😧
"Oh thank god, not a memory. Just a dream."
Uh...sure let's go with that.
You see this old woman!? This is an American Coat! Made by an American company! (Made in China...BY AN AMERICAN COMPANY!!!)
shhhh he doesn't know that
murica. ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)
Reggie_Fils-A-Mech
China is just where the factory's located, doesn't mean the country isn't from America
Michael Fixedsys Mann Co is Australian I believe
Well technically MannCo is a British company that moved to America and is currently ran by an Aussie
I guess Pyro hated Smokey the bear.
Also, Heavy is such a great guy, you know.
And Medic!! You Backstabbing Sonabitch!!
>:3
Medic never claimed himself as allies with the rest of the mercs. He saw everyone else as his experiments. He never betrayed them, he was simply finish with them.
Average pyro main reaction when someone says pyro is a noob class. 8:06
Part of me like to believe medic is secretly sabotaging the team fortress classic mercs by taking organs and stuff, and was never a real traitor.
11:16
Sergeant Doe resists extreme Soviet torture after failed spy mission in Siberia c. 1956
For about 5 minutes according to the comic
Whoever voiced the bear has some serious talent 💪
"and fire is nobody's friend" X'D oh snap Pyro's triggered
Is no one gonna talk about Charles darling knowing EVERYTHING that's been going on like on the same level as the administrator
imagine if Zhanna saw Soldier in the bear fight part.
*dear lord*
I love the sound of surprise when it seemed like Soldier was about to call Pyro a women. Pyro just sounded like , "Oh shit!" XD I love it!!
5:00 I like how scout tells soldier to stop being crazy for a second and he does
13:27 *spits out drink laughing*
Even with his depiction of them, Pyro can recognize that a bear is usually a problem.
1:03 "this is an american coat!"
That says "made in china" X'D hahaha
Love how the soldier barely kept himself together when he said “giant hot dog”
I loved it when Soldier said "Okay."
Arent we going to mention that when Heavy told to his sisters that some of his former co-workers were visiting, they were able to perfectly visualize atleast 2 of them? So does that mean that Heavy talks to his family about his friends/teammates every time he visits home?
15:24 I hear the fangirls coming down the mountain
"Fire is nobodies friend!"
Pyro: So you have chosen, Death
14:44-14:59 Well....That escalated quickly .
Heavy's name is Misha
Actually, Misha is short for Mikhail.
NLKippie Mikhail is my name :O
bannanagaming101
MISHA
Shenereen Heavy is Pokemon GO Kid
@@NLKippie misha is bear on Russian
Pyro's reaction to Smoky, dear gods. XD
Oh my God the way that you ADDED lines for Heavy's sisters' dreams of Spy and Sniper is absolutely incredible.
18:47
my heart just melted...
*new comic released* moderately exited
*heavy returns in this comic and gets a bit of backstory* REALLY exited
*plost twist #1* OH MY GOOOOOSABHBAHFUYGWAUYFVGUTYAW!!!!1!
*plot twist #2* ...oh god...why...
*to be continued* ...shit just got real...
“HOORAY! I AM BACK FROM THE BATHROOM AND EVERYONE IS HAPPY!” That is the most soldier thing soldier has ever said
The reveal of the classic mercenaries is awesome
You always make these comics even funnier.
LOL i loved the plot twist at the end with team fortress classic xD
youtube heavy: POOTIS
comic heavy: I must stay here and protect my family
15:15-15:38 is my most favorite part.
As much as TF2 honestly became a trainwreck of complaints, balance, trading, scamming, idling, whining, and hats...
I want to actually see the epic finale of this comic series/TF2 in general, so many great plot twists, cleverly funny, and has a whole lot of interesting information on our mercenaries.
Russian Chick:"Make love to me"
Soldier: "Okay"
Me: "H-how is it that easy in the comics?!"
8:31 All Heavy mains in a nushell.
5:40 They taunted the viewers with the second statement “honey, and menstruating woman” Then they insinuated towards Pyro’s true gender with “I somehow always knew it, Pyro!” then he unmakes it all by saying “Stop blocking the door!”
20:50 the medic looks so much like Stephen Colbert.
That was my first thought