Scream Fortress 2013: Bird Voice lines

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  • Опубліковано 16 жов 2024
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  • @Creeper531
    @Creeper531 5 років тому +17348

    I can only imagine how much laughter they had at Valve’s sound studio

    • @zarikvarik1177
      @zarikvarik1177 4 роки тому +751

      @5 BrosGamers I worried about the sanity of his voice actor

    • @darklordgamer8565
      @darklordgamer8565 4 роки тому +618

      They probably laugh for like an hour straight at those voice lines to this day

    • @Xtubery
      @Xtubery 4 роки тому +89

      Yeah

    • @shelby5334
      @shelby5334 4 роки тому +165

      There’s a chance they hated it

    • @Aperson-nz8ux
      @Aperson-nz8ux 4 роки тому +145

      Probably soldier. RIP Rick May

  • @whuttr4865
    @whuttr4865 3 роки тому +7271

    Heavy: Intimidating
    Medic: Suffering
    Sniper: Having the time of his life
    Soldier: the most sane he has ever been

  • @planterbox
    @planterbox 4 роки тому +8586

    Heavy: literal bird
    Medic: wants to kill himself
    Sniper: very enthusiastic about being an owl
    Soldier: just soldier

    • @Yougotcaged102
      @Yougotcaged102 3 роки тому +509

      He so's Patriotic he probably already thinks he's an Eagle

    • @markthegamerofgrima6159
      @markthegamerofgrima6159 3 роки тому +234

      "I am the perfect avian killing machine!"

    • @mfbridgeman
      @mfbridgeman 3 роки тому +158

      I wonder what bird heads the other classes could've had, Pyro could've had a crow face but it would be covered by one of those medieval plague masks but you could still hear slight crow noises mixed in with Pyro's usual incoherent rambling, any theories on what the other possible bird heads for the remaining classes would be?

    • @alexwrenproductions
      @alexwrenproductions 3 роки тому +90

      @@mfbridgeman scout:robin
      Demo:...i forgot that demo had a parrot hea
      Spy:he would be the crow...due to crows evil nature...
      Engi:any....at all...

    • @thegentry3781
      @thegentry3781 3 роки тому +41

      @@mfbridgeman scout would be a pigeon or maybe a robin. Engineer could be a vulture or a hawk. Spy and Engineer would probably just be birds native to their respective nations

  • @carsextendedwarranteecalle8749
    @carsextendedwarranteecalle8749 4 роки тому +5305

    Imagine though:
    *sniper seeing how far he can turn his owl head*
    "God, I love being an owl."

    • @mahbubmaleksyed5301
      @mahbubmaleksyed5301 4 роки тому +271

      Finally he can see that damn spy behind him

    • @notrigescnt4498
      @notrigescnt4498 4 роки тому +164

      Sniper turns head.
      Spy behind him: ...

    • @Issengan
      @Issengan 3 роки тому +28

      *rapid Shattering Vertebrae noises*

    • @masterdaniel9665
      @masterdaniel9665 3 роки тому +42

      I can just imagine the sniper with the owl head turning his head 180° and says that.

    • @Joemame
      @Joemame 3 роки тому +3

      1000th like.

  • @pikapanda577
    @pikapanda577 7 років тому +7872

    I can't tell if medic is enjoying himself or absolutely horrified

  • @Benjy52
    @Benjy52 4 роки тому +4921

    Sniper needed a voiceline that said “Owl be watching you”.

    • @rucksen
      @rucksen 4 роки тому +93

      Then I would has something to do during quarantine.

    • @AceOfBlackjack
      @AceOfBlackjack 4 роки тому +35

      NightOwl name checks out.

    • @mrmeek5421
      @mrmeek5421 4 роки тому +28

      YOU ARE HIRED

    • @MaxCE
      @MaxCE 4 роки тому +14

      @@rucksen then owl d have something to do during quarantine.

    • @mango4723
      @mango4723 4 роки тому +2

      Y e s

  • @radhair3049
    @radhair3049 5 років тому +4826

    I HAVE A BIRD HEAD!
    YOU'RE DOMINATED!
    *We're both having a bad day...*

    • @tofu1394
      @tofu1394 4 роки тому +64

      This is relatable.

    • @tofu1394
      @tofu1394 4 роки тому +39

      @Bad Omen Nah I just keep getting attack by bird people and them screaming this in my face. Is it because birds like tofu?

    • @thepancqke2671
      @thepancqke2671 4 роки тому +8

      666 likes now keep that

    • @lowqaulitystraycat4213
      @lowqaulitystraycat4213 4 роки тому +27

      I AM ARCHIMEDES

    • @outerdustsans.2652
      @outerdustsans.2652 4 роки тому +27

      I EXPERIMENTED ON MY OWN HEAD! HAHAHAHAHHA

  • @fantasyfox1466
    @fantasyfox1466 4 роки тому +3696

    0:00 Heavy berd
    0:47 Medic medimedes
    2:24 Sniper owl
    2:59 Soldier eagle

  • @enchilordo8562
    @enchilordo8562 5 років тому +9862

    Heavy: “EGGS IN YOUR MOUTH!”
    Medic: “I AM IN IMENSE PAIN AND WANT TO KILL MY FRIENDS!”
    Sniper: “I HAVE AN OWL HEAD! HOOT OWL HOOT!”
    Soldier: “I feel no different.”

  • @ViatorsPath
    @ViatorsPath 4 роки тому +4897

    Medic : THIS IS PURE AGONY
    Soldier : Just a casual sunday.

    • @wowdogememe1541
      @wowdogememe1541 4 роки тому +151

      Heavy: eggs go in mouth

    • @mango4723
      @mango4723 4 роки тому +118

      Sniper: HOOT HOOT

    • @Pyrotf2_a
      @Pyrotf2_a 4 роки тому +56

      Soldier: you just got dominated by the Great Seal of America

    • @GhaniKeSawah
      @GhaniKeSawah 4 роки тому +18

      @@Pyrotf2_a MY HEAD SMELLS DELICIOUS

    • @PASTELXENON
      @PASTELXENON 4 роки тому +2

      Well soldier is literally insane

  • @terminagameplay9250
    @terminagameplay9250 6 років тому +2085

    Most of the Medic’s lines aren’t when he has the head, it’s when he has archimedes and zombie archimedes.

    • @errornoname23
      @errornoname23 5 років тому +170

      I think it’s because Medic’s voice actor voice acted zombie Archimedes.

    • @Vogelgangg
      @Vogelgangg 5 років тому +62

      Its Archmedies The Undying
      Please dont r/wooosh me

    • @ardabilgin3269
      @ardabilgin3269 5 років тому +32

      @@errornoname23 Yeah if I remember correctly they both have the same voice actor.

    • @jabathecoyote
      @jabathecoyote 4 роки тому +32

      It's because the video is called Bird voice lines, and Archimedes is technically a bird

    • @TheClownMan1
      @TheClownMan1 4 роки тому +7

      @@errornoname23 he voice acted archimedes too

  • @hendrix3597
    @hendrix3597 3 роки тому +4689

    He turned himself into Archimedes, funniest shit i've ever seen.

  • @Awfulfeature
    @Awfulfeature 5 років тому +5133

    Heavy: *murderous bird*
    Medic: *Scared in German*
    Arcemedes: *”kill your friends”*
    Sniper: *HOOT*
    Soldier: AMERRRICA, AMERRRICAAA. GOD SHED HIS GRACE ON THEE.

    • @pqbdwmnu
      @pqbdwmnu 5 років тому +57

      ХАХАХАХА егг лай ин моутх
      ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ
      ֆբսչչխլվբէչրտ
      [yells in australia]
      O Canada, our home and nati- wait, no

    • @lolatheprincessesqueen8632
      @lolatheprincessesqueen8632 4 роки тому +8

      I hate u marasmus

    • @bosscakethememegod2581
      @bosscakethememegod2581 4 роки тому +6

      So solider didn’t change

    • @Awfulfeature
      @Awfulfeature 4 роки тому +14

      *Soldier, soldier never changes.*

    • @conjure76
      @conjure76 4 роки тому +5

      STAR AND STRIPES BEAT HAMMER AND SICKLE, LOOK IT UP!!

  • @TrafficPartyHatTest
    @TrafficPartyHatTest 4 роки тому +6748

    I like how everyone's kinda having fun with the bird head,
    And then the medic's in pure fucking agony

    • @devingendron2287
      @devingendron2287 4 роки тому +737

      Especially funny given Medic is probably responsible for all of them

    • @drakep.5857
      @drakep.5857 4 роки тому +307

      *EGGony

    • @grumpytoilet4449
      @grumpytoilet4449 4 роки тому +53

      Drake P. wow

    • @Awfulfeature
      @Awfulfeature 4 роки тому +163

      *I H A V E T O I L E D I N G O D ‘ S D O M A I N*

    • @aRandomwacko
      @aRandomwacko 4 роки тому +28

      They shall suffer the curse of the avian race...

  • @THElarry27
    @THElarry27 4 роки тому +1951

    Medic normally: german doctor that's slowly going mad
    Medic as a bird: *horrofied german screaming*

    • @valerian_insomniac
      @valerian_insomniac 4 роки тому +54

      "slowly"???

    • @bubblegum7838
      @bubblegum7838 4 роки тому +30

      @@valerian_insomniac Rapidly would be a poor choice of words too.

    • @valerian_insomniac
      @valerian_insomniac 4 роки тому +39

      @@bubblegum7838 would "progressively" suffice?

    • @bubblegum7838
      @bubblegum7838 4 роки тому +20

      @@valerian_insomniac Lightning fast could work, how about that?

    • @valerian_insomniac
      @valerian_insomniac 4 роки тому +9

      @@bubblegum7838 I can agree with this

  • @pidgey_pidge
    @pidgey_pidge 3 роки тому +925

    I love how Sniper is the only one truly enjoying being a birb...it’s freaking pure

    • @a_literal_crow
      @a_literal_crow 3 роки тому +71

      Soldier seems to enjoy it too

    • @mariustan9275
      @mariustan9275 Рік тому +28

      @@a_literal_crow He doesn't seem any different

  • @camedialdamage8180
    @camedialdamage8180 4 роки тому +1193

    The medic gets so insane that the subtitles don’t register.

    • @naboj1715
      @naboj1715 4 роки тому +66

      [Applause]

    • @pumpkinpig5326
      @pumpkinpig5326 3 роки тому +19

      @@naboj1715 it's a bird it's a head it was a bad choice I joined in God's domain

    • @pepo_idiot8502
      @pepo_idiot8502 3 роки тому +1

      Lol

    • @Laersisiht
      @Laersisiht 3 роки тому +2

      666 likes OH NO-

  • @dy1antheidiot395
    @dy1antheidiot395 5 років тому +2244

    Medic: having a possibly mental breakdown
    Captions: [Applause]

  • @gazattak
    @gazattak 4 роки тому +6705

    Medic turns himself into a bird.
    Funniest shit I’ve ever seen

    • @udorino
      @udorino 4 роки тому +112

      His own murderous bird too. The *ARCHIMEDES*

    • @abowl5667
      @abowl5667 4 роки тому +10

      Nice

    • @johncenagaming581
      @johncenagaming581 4 роки тому +63

      “I kid you not the man turn himself into archimedes, funniest shit I’ve ever seen”

    • @mango4723
      @mango4723 4 роки тому +15

      I AM ARCHIMEDES

    • @thecoolestdaniel4554
      @thecoolestdaniel4554 4 роки тому +6

      I am pigeon medic scout!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @TinyDeskEngineer
    @TinyDeskEngineer 4 роки тому +672

    "Tweet Tweet TWEET" - The terrifying bird-headed fat Russian man I found living in my attic when I found him, 2020

  • @gameatrixxerytxd8670
    @gameatrixxerytxd8670 5 років тому +11090

    Heavy = Robin
    Medic = Dove
    Sniper = Owl
    Soldier = Eagle
    Demoman = Parrot
    Spy = Raven
    Scout = Hummingbird
    Pyro = Phoenix
    Engineer = Cardinal.
    Team Nestress 2

    • @BloopTheNoop
      @BloopTheNoop 5 років тому +698

      GameAtrixxerYT XD engineer should be Mocking Bird because it’s the Texas state bird

    • @Ommelanden
      @Ommelanden 5 років тому +234

      Lol the pyro and the scout were exactly the same as what i thought of

    • @sir.memeingtonthe31st14
      @sir.memeingtonthe31st14 5 років тому +186

      Merasmus would be a cassowary. prove me wrong.

    • @engineergaming5989
      @engineergaming5989 5 років тому +91

      What about pootis bird?

    • @Bloopcat
      @Bloopcat 5 років тому +59

      when someone forgets you * sad wizard noises *

  • @tweektweakk965
    @tweektweakk965 4 роки тому +2623

    Heavy: hehe I lay edd in it mouth
    Sniper: me owl hoot hoot
    Soldier: America Naha
    Medic: *HELP ME AAAAAAAAA*

    • @Spraxinator
      @Spraxinator 3 роки тому +90

      Alternate comment:
      Heavy: egg
      Sniper: I owl therefore happy
      Soldier: eagle = America = good
      Medic: *SCREAMS OF PAIN*

    • @butterss1178
      @butterss1178 3 роки тому +5

      Edd?

    • @a_literal_crow
      @a_literal_crow 3 роки тому +5

      @@butterss1178 Edd.

    • @butterss1178
      @butterss1178 3 роки тому +3

      I Too like edd, edd is the best breakfast food

    • @a_literal_crow
      @a_literal_crow 3 роки тому +3

      @@butterss1178 I too, like consuming Edd

  • @thebiolibrary5572
    @thebiolibrary5572 5 років тому +2402

    Heavy: Taking this to his advantage for quips
    Medic: In pure agony
    Sniper: LOVES BEIN AN OWL!
    Soldier: The true incarnation of American spirit.

    • @noahl591
      @noahl591 4 роки тому +64

      I mean Archimedes seems to be having fun in medics head lol

    • @owlsarecool7660
      @owlsarecool7660 4 роки тому +12

      who wouldn't love being an owl

    • @pixelgamer9863
      @pixelgamer9863 4 роки тому +4

      Soldier: fat maggot
      Me: did her say Faggot?

    • @toxification
      @toxification 4 роки тому +3

      No no, he needs more guns for that.

    • @hookowl9527
      @hookowl9527 4 роки тому +2

      I love being owl to

  • @lightningstudios3630
    @lightningstudios3630 3 роки тому +482

    I like how despite Solder usually being one of the more insane members of the mercs he’s taking the fact that he has an eagle head pretty well

    • @Ilikebugs2464
      @Ilikebugs2464 3 роки тому +14

      Time to take a piss

    • @chrisc9526
      @chrisc9526 3 місяці тому +1

      This is the sanest he's ever sounded

  • @stevecooper6578
    @stevecooper6578 4 роки тому +1738

    " *AHHHH SCREAMING EAGLES* "
    Rest Well Rick
    You did a good one

    • @AlPootis
      @AlPootis 4 роки тому

      ):

    • @merv3641
      @merv3641 3 роки тому +12

      We know,that Rick May is up there rocket jumping in the sky

    • @Nicko7812
      @Nicko7812 3 роки тому +2

      @purple crewmate the true one u impostor

    • @redshirtveteran5688
      @redshirtveteran5688 3 роки тому +1

      @@Nicko7812 lis the human was ejected.

    • @Nicko7812
      @Nicko7812 3 роки тому

      @李胤彥Kody Lee yeah did you realise what the comment was 3 months old? BRUH?

  • @mackenzierynebagtong8549
    @mackenzierynebagtong8549 5 років тому +4928

    No one:
    Medic: *"I'M ARCHIMEDES!!!"*

    • @kokeech
      @kokeech 5 років тому +140

      The voice crack makes it so much better

    • @tophatinpfp8429
      @tophatinpfp8429 5 років тому +120

      “HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEE”

    • @marlonbarreto1132
      @marlonbarreto1132 5 років тому +11

      I am pizza hut

    • @replynator5774
      @replynator5774 5 років тому +9

      @@marlonbarreto1132 oh finally I can make a joke with my name I knew that this day will come.
      Soooooooo I am sand witch

    • @JustJacob01
      @JustJacob01 5 років тому +3

      Dead meme

  • @peanut9560
    @peanut9560 4 роки тому +641

    “I HAVE A BIRD HEAD, YOU’RE DOMINATED, we are both having a bad day”.
    Oh my god, yes.

  • @thatweirdcommenter
    @thatweirdcommenter 3 роки тому +432

    The fact that Heavy says that he'll like vomit down worms in your mouth just makes it feel weird until people realize that Mother Birds grabs a worm and the baby birds eats it

  • @gabor276
    @gabor276 4 роки тому +527

    i love how pyro got a shark head. it somehow makes him less terrafying.

  • @broisbro555
    @broisbro555 8 років тому +2112

    "You and i have alot alike mate, except im an owl and your dead"

    • @someonerandom298
      @someonerandom298 8 років тому +12

      I am stalking you...

    • @windyhowly7140
      @windyhowly7140 7 років тому +1

      +someone random and I am stalking you
      :^)

    • @Nathcreep
      @Nathcreep 7 років тому

      MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
      MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!!!

    • @urmommy5
      @urmommy5 7 років тому +40

      Hoot. HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!

    • @stride4359
      @stride4359 7 років тому +21

      oi! I win!!! HOOT HooooOoooooooOooot!!!!!

  • @RumbleDelta
    @RumbleDelta 8 років тому +817

    "It's a bird!"
    "It's a head!"
    "IT'S A BIRD HEAD!!!"

    • @justameavemain2587
      @justameavemain2587 6 років тому +1

      This is a superman's

    • @norr0513
      @norr0513 6 років тому

      Shadow579 mobile reference

    • @gabrielf342
      @gabrielf342 5 років тому +1

      I read this right as it played

    • @Bacony_Cakes
      @Bacony_Cakes 5 років тому

      Medic said that as i was reading it

    • @Monkey62403
      @Monkey62403 5 років тому

      It's a pillow
      It's a pet
      It's an abomination against god

  • @bqonm742
    @bqonm742 3 роки тому +1024

    Heavy: hates his life
    Medic: lost his mind
    Archimedes: Archimedes
    Sniper: having the time of his life
    Soldier: the living form of freedom

  • @SquidGangRiseUp
    @SquidGangRiseUp 10 років тому +1542

    Heavy's reaction: I don't enjoy this, but at least I can make more threats and insults as a result of this.
    Medic's reaction: This is amazing! And Archemedes can talk!!
    Sniper's reaction: God I love bein' an owl.
    Soldier's reaction: This is so american, I LOVE IT.

    • @SquidGangRiseUp
      @SquidGangRiseUp 10 років тому +21

      ***** IDK, he sounded pretty excited.

    • @XxnatrocksxX
      @XxnatrocksxX 10 років тому +34

      Alexander Dumas nah medic is in agony.

    • @SophiaLilithUwU
      @SophiaLilithUwU 10 років тому +63

      XxnatrocksxX Which leads to the conclusion, that Medic is excited about agony. Anyone has his fetishes.

    • @TheZedman5000
      @TheZedman5000 10 років тому +69

      Demo's reaction: Drinks another bottle of rum, ignoring the fact that he's a bird.

    • @MrRainbowbarf21
      @MrRainbowbarf21 10 років тому

      TheZedman5000 No the Demo is just a bottle of beer.

  • @QUINOVIN
    @QUINOVIN 4 роки тому +805

    My favorite line:
    "I AM ARCHIMEDIES!"

  • @jinhunterslay1638
    @jinhunterslay1638 8 років тому +809

    I have a bird head!
    You're dominated!
    (*takes deep breathe*)........we're both having a bad day T_T

    • @flatbreadjk
      @flatbreadjk 6 років тому +16

      I literally read this and heard the voice line at the same time

    • @heavenlysammich8052
      @heavenlysammich8052 6 років тому

      Same

    • @pyraffin
      @pyraffin 4 роки тому

      It be like that sometimes

  • @despike925
    @despike925 3 роки тому +250

    Medic basically just lost that final 5% of his sanity.

    • @a_literal_crow
      @a_literal_crow 3 роки тому +13

      More like the remaining 2% but yeah

    • @ksyoush7565
      @ksyoush7565 3 роки тому +2

      I was about to like this comment until i saw the pfp.

    • @despike925
      @despike925 3 роки тому +3

      @@ksyoush7565
      Better than having an anime pfp.

    • @ksyoush7565
      @ksyoush7565 3 роки тому +2

      @@despike925 you literally have an anime like wojak lmao.

    • @despike925
      @despike925 3 роки тому +1

      @@ksyoush7565
      No I don’t.

  • @trashyalice1756
    @trashyalice1756 7 років тому +459

    the sniper seems to be happy about being an owl

  • @Novalvirri
    @Novalvirri 5 років тому +660

    "You and I are a lot alike, mate!"
    "Except I'm an owl.."
    "And youre dead"

  • @electrokyo9684
    @electrokyo9684 4 роки тому +862

    I feel like Medic just needs a hug after all he's gone through

    • @NotASpyPootis
      @NotASpyPootis 3 роки тому +75

      and then he takes ur arms and puts em into a frankenstein styled monster

    • @gunk4876
      @gunk4876 3 роки тому +36

      @@NotASpyPootis don't forget the skeletal removal

    • @NotASpyPootis
      @NotASpyPootis 3 роки тому +19

      @@gunk4876 right, gotta need that extra calcium for the other creature

    • @gunk4876
      @gunk4876 3 роки тому +8

      @@NotASpyPootis need it for dat mad milk

    • @NotASpyPootis
      @NotASpyPootis 3 роки тому +1

      @@gunk4876 isn't that made from heavy's mutated brother's ejaculated substance?

  • @ProfessorGopher2030
    @ProfessorGopher2030 2 роки тому +145

    "I live! …With grotesque bird head. Is horrible!" Hands down, one of THE best lines in the ENTIRE game.

  • @ballisticblocker9163
    @ballisticblocker9163 4 роки тому +551

    As promised , Heavy will now....
    L A Y E G G I N Y O U R M O U T H

    • @t0onified
      @t0onified 3 роки тому +40

      NOW BIRD HEAVY WILL *_VOMIT WORMS DOWN IN YOUR THROAT_*

    • @Bubbles612
      @Bubbles612 3 роки тому +17

      TWEET TWEET

    • @SuperPwnageHunter
      @SuperPwnageHunter 3 роки тому +11

      *HEAVY HAS TINY BIRD HEAD*

    • @Mangle_D
      @Mangle_D 3 роки тому +7

      I AM COMING COWARDS,
      *T O L A Y E G G S I N Y O U R M O U T H*

    • @Prvee16
      @Prvee16 3 роки тому +2

      Heavy balls

  • @cousinvinnie6222
    @cousinvinnie6222 7 років тому +228

    All of these lines sound perfectly improvised. Like no writers had any part in this genious and the actors just went to town with the concept.

    • @Ubercentraltf2
      @Ubercentraltf2 10 місяців тому +1

      I know for Medic they basically kind of did that. He would improvise some of them, and Valve would either improve them or remove them.

  • @whoadie8228
    @whoadie8228 7 років тому +335

    "DOMINATED! By the way this is Soldier... I've grown a bird head now."

    • @alisetalia6211
      @alisetalia6211 5 років тому +16

      Dominated Candypants. This is Soldier by the way. I have an eagle head right now.

  • @CHILLIN2540
    @CHILLIN2540 3 роки тому +117

    I love how medic has three. parts. There's the "I turned my head into a bird" part, the "I am in excruciating pain" part and then there's "Yes yes, archimedes, we'll get to it."

  • @disgal6235
    @disgal6235 6 років тому +846

    I LIVE
    WITH GROTESQUE BIRD HEAD
    IS HORRIBLE
    mood

  • @mr.richard4259
    @mr.richard4259 7 років тому +402

    I AM ARCHIMEDES!!!!!! KILL YOUR FRIENDS! Oh yes I almost forgot.
    WE'RE ON FIRE! Yes I know!!!
    Medic has the best lines.

    • @eviequeenie
      @eviequeenie 5 років тому +8

      Demon medic: Kill your friends.
      Angel medic: Good idea!

    • @ashfire7036
      @ashfire7036 5 років тому

      Indeed!

  • @mariiboops3930
    @mariiboops3930 7 років тому +463

    I am convinced the cast was on drugs.

  • @picklechicken8396
    @picklechicken8396 3 роки тому +85

    I like how medic is just “Archimedes shut up”

  • @RejectReef
    @RejectReef 8 років тому +670

    The Medic's lines are beautiful!

    • @lordindulgence
      @lordindulgence 8 років тому

      TRUUUUE

    • @RumHamLuna
      @RumHamLuna 8 років тому +1

      XD

    • @coldblood5604
      @coldblood5604 8 років тому +64

      that voice sounds like pain.

    • @asdadaadasfwe3yef456
      @asdadaadasfwe3yef456 7 років тому +3

      Coral McNaughton HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALP MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

    • @m2aynaRD
      @m2aynaRD 6 років тому

      Coral McNaughton I am the angry bird god of the bad lands

  • @TheClownMan1
    @TheClownMan1 4 роки тому +507

    Soldier be like: 'SCREAMIN' EAGLES!'
    Heavy be like: 'I WILL LAY EGGS IN YOUR MOUTH'
    Medic be like: I'm a bird and I want to die
    Sniper be like: 'HOOT HOOT'

  • @Fightzpike
    @Fightzpike 7 років тому +252

    "Dah! My head smells delicious!"
    "Dominated candy pants! This is soldier by the way....I have an eagle head right now..."
    I love soldier, lol.

    • @FilipV88
      @FilipV88 5 років тому +8

      "DOMINATED, BY THE GREAT SEAL OF THE UNITED STATES OF MY HEAD!"

  • @trsamisari
    @trsamisari 3 роки тому +152

    Nobody:
    Random K-pop stans when they see something a relatively well-known guy posted 8 years ago: 0:12

    • @Solongsocialmedia
      @Solongsocialmedia 2 роки тому

      I can realate with the bastards at Cancel Culture.

  • @VigoHornblower
    @VigoHornblower 8 років тому +2135

    Archimedes wants all the brains, doesn't he c;

    • @omegasupreme101
      @omegasupreme101  8 років тому +38

      +Vigo Hornblower Fuck you

    • @spartanwar1185
      @spartanwar1185 8 років тому +10

      +omegasupreme101 XD thats what i say as soon as i see a mlp fan lol

    • @pootisrelaxo1719
      @pootisrelaxo1719 8 років тому

      +omegasupreme101 What if he does idiot?

    • @user-zj6qv3rt6j
      @user-zj6qv3rt6j 8 років тому +9

      Goner, good at being an owl. HOOOT HOOOOT HOOOT HOOOT HOOT HOOTT!!

    • @SmileytheSmile
      @SmileytheSmile 8 років тому +4

      Who's a good zooombiiie :3

  • @Atomicrow
    @Atomicrow 5 років тому +465

    I love how this joke is STILL going strong even in Halloween 2019

  • @smproductions7141
    @smproductions7141 9 років тому +1615

    YOU CANNOT SERIOUSLY TELL ME THOSE ARE ACTUAL LINES FOR THE MEDIC!!! ARE YOU FREAKIN' SERIOUS?!?! XD

    • @omegasupreme101
      @omegasupreme101  9 років тому +184

      +SMProductions I CAN AND I WILL

    • @smproductions7141
      @smproductions7141 9 років тому +65

      omegasupreme101
      My God.....I'm scared... D:

    • @andew7932
      @andew7932 9 років тому +111

      +SMProductions Alot of them are actualy from the zombie archimedes cosmetic rather than the medimedes

    • @smproductions7141
      @smproductions7141 9 років тому +23

      Andew7
      OOOOOOOOOOH! That makes sense.

    • @DaBonkinator
      @DaBonkinator 8 років тому +64

      ZE BIRD HEAD IS PURE AGONY!! HAHAAA HA HAA

  • @Ideabot_69
    @Ideabot_69 3 роки тому +38

    I love how Medic is simultaneously having the best and worst day of his entire life.

  • @dashnyamdashaa9368
    @dashnyamdashaa9368 5 років тому +787

    2014: Heavy bird
    2019: Engineer bird.

  • @OckhamAsylum
    @OckhamAsylum 9 років тому +483

    The medic's lines... Nightmares for life...
    *DEAD BY DAWN*

    • @KrispyKPL
      @KrispyKPL 9 років тому +13

      OckhamAsylum I AM ZE ANGRY BIRD-GOD OF THE BADLANDS!!!! FEAR ME!!

    • @Victriona
      @Victriona 9 років тому +9

      ZHE BIRD HEAD IS PURE AGONY!

    • @That-_-_-Guy
      @That-_-_-Guy 9 років тому +7

      IT'S A BIRD! IT'S A HEAD! IT'S A BIRD HEAD! HAHAHA!

    • @mayhem-maus
      @mayhem-maus 9 років тому +2

      IM ARCHIMEDES AHAHAHAH

    • @setsers1
      @setsers1 9 років тому

      XD

  • @joking_oregon1
    @joking_oregon1 4 роки тому +1091

    Rest in peace Rick May, For 80 years he was a childhood hero to alot of people including me. He played 2 of the most iconic characters in videogames, Peppy From StarFox, and the Soldier. Rick May was a great man that could make anyone smile, I hope he lived the greatest 80 years that a man like him could of lived

    • @athyriel7419
      @athyriel7419 4 роки тому

      Shush

    • @yourbiologicalmomdotcom
      @yourbiologicalmomdotcom 4 роки тому +5

      Damn you lived 80 years? Impressive

    • @knavenformed9436
      @knavenformed9436 4 роки тому +4

      Pretty sure neither character is 80 years old.
      Also who tf is Peppy?
      Like I get it, you're being sweet and all, but man.

    • @bagofporkchips8882
      @bagofporkchips8882 4 роки тому +19

      @@knavenformed9436 Peppy Hare is a character that was voiced by Rick May who voiced him in star fox 64 who is also known for the do the barrel roll voice

    • @averydumbidiot
      @averydumbidiot 4 роки тому +14

      Sadly, he passed out of COVID-19 before his 80th birthday. He died at age 79.

  • @CooperHudgins
    @CooperHudgins 2 роки тому +45

    3:04
    I guess Soldier told us where he’s from. Cool :)

  • @sumbuddy4088
    @sumbuddy4088 5 років тому +388

    Everyone: is chill about having a bird head
    Medic: AAAAAH I have a bird head!

  • @AFXffs772
    @AFXffs772 4 роки тому +1331

    Heavy: *yells in chicken*
    Sniper: *h o o t*
    Medic: *scared in bird*
    Soldier: dominated candypants, this is soldier by the way I have an eagle head right now
    Spy: *did you know a group of ravens is called a murder?*
    Engie: *yells in Texan bird*
    Demo: *drunk but in bird*

  • @themaplebean2925
    @themaplebean2925 5 років тому +224

    I said to myself 12 minutes ago: "One more song" now here I am listening to TF2 bird voice lines

  • @dinonuggiesguy4847
    @dinonuggiesguy4847 4 роки тому +171

    Everybody: **happy because he is a bird**
    Medic: **German insanity**

    • @vmxkarelyn_0842
      @vmxkarelyn_0842 3 роки тому +3

      One of heavy's line is "I live!...... with grotesque bird head it's horrible.". Heavy doesn't like it

  • @Random-lt1qt
    @Random-lt1qt 9 років тому +120

    I can tell, that the voiceactors of Heavy, Sniper, Medic and Soldier had A LOT of fun doing this! XD

  • @ballergames101
    @ballergames101 7 років тому +156

    if scout gets a bird head he needs to have a quote of 'i may be a bird but your a bird brain'

  • @j.s.5685
    @j.s.5685 8 років тому +375

    *GOD, I'M GOOD AT BEING AN OWL*

  • @jacksongreen4107
    @jacksongreen4107 3 роки тому +30

    I love the line where Medic is just like, “we’re both having a bad day.”

  • @rasamatazz9823
    @rasamatazz9823 10 років тому +67

    2:26 "You and I are a lot alike mate; except I'm an owl, and you're dead."
    Kills me every time.

  • @thundararious
    @thundararious 10 років тому +333

    seems medic got the best deal out of all that

    • @keaton5101
      @keaton5101 10 років тому +3

      i would think sniper did

    • @thundararious
      @thundararious 10 років тому +33

      Sir Keaton sniper didn't get as many lines but he IS the most enthusiastic

    • @keaton5101
      @keaton5101 10 років тому +21

      he seems to love the bird head the most

    • @thundararious
      @thundararious 10 років тому +1

      Sir Keaton well who wouldn't want to be an owl?

    • @thundararious
      @thundararious 10 років тому +1

      *****"HAVIN' AN OWL *FOR* A HEAD"

  • @theslayer9106
    @theslayer9106 4 роки тому +193

    "AH MY HEAD SMELLS DELICIOUS!"
    Soldier TF2, 2020
    Rest in peace Rick May

  • @saxshton
    @saxshton 4 роки тому +31

    I like how Medimedes is just talking about "AAAAAAAA BIRD HEAD" whilst everyone else are like "I like this"

  • @psychohartzyt1400
    @psychohartzyt1400 4 роки тому +140

    Heavy: EGGS IN YOUR MOUTH
    medic: I H A V E T O I L ED I N G O D S D O M A I N
    sniper: HOOT HOOT IM AN OWL
    soldier: this is soldier I have an eagle head right now

  • @kybartu_veteran2005
    @kybartu_veteran2005 6 років тому +241

    Heavy has tiny bird head, *never speak of this*

    • @spv4711
      @spv4711 4 роки тому +1

      We all talk about it

    • @crustaceanking3293
      @crustaceanking3293 4 роки тому +1

      @@spv4711 YOU ARE *DED*

    • @spv4711
      @spv4711 4 роки тому

      @@crustaceanking3293 no

    • @Garbo_trashcan
      @Garbo_trashcan 4 роки тому +1

      That can sound really wrong out of context

  • @mrpig404
    @mrpig404 4 роки тому +99

    you can tell the voice actors had a lot of fun with this especially medic and sniper

  • @rebelterrarian1835
    @rebelterrarian1835 4 роки тому +64

    0:00 - Bird Heavy
    0:48 - Bird Medic
    2:25 - Owl Sniper
    2:59 - Eagle Soldier

  • @ChewyOnLock
    @ChewyOnLock 9 років тому +708

    So... no parrot demo?

    • @omegasupreme101
      @omegasupreme101  9 років тому +131

      ChewyOnLock Demo does not have voicelines for his parrot head

    • @ChewyOnLock
      @ChewyOnLock 9 років тому +60

      omegasupreme101 :(

    • @UltramanMebiusBrave
      @UltramanMebiusBrave 9 років тому +11

      ChewyOnLock It's the Devil work!

    • @obune1
      @obune1 9 років тому +8

      omegasupreme101 But why though they made him some halloween voice lines but you couldn't do some parrot lines

    • @Kitming
      @Kitming 9 років тому +1

      ChewyOnLock guys it's 2013 parrot = 2014 :::::::::PPPPPPPPPPPP

  • @AssassinDwarf
    @AssassinDwarf 8 років тому +75

    I've never been so scared of the medic in my entire fucking Tf2 life.....

    • @TrueScottsmen
      @TrueScottsmen 8 років тому +1

      he's talking to archimedies but the fact that he said oh yea I forgot to killing his friends makes me scared now 0_o

    • @T0M0K0HIMIK0
      @T0M0K0HIMIK0 6 років тому

      The Australian Sandman gamer at least I'm not one of his birdS...

  • @xanderwardwell-gaw7472
    @xanderwardwell-gaw7472 8 років тому +153

    Heavy: "As promised, Heavy will now lay egg in your mouth. Now, Bird Heavy will vomet worms down your throat!!"
    Medic: "I have a bird head!! You're dominated!! We're both having a bad day."
    Sniper: "You and I are a lot alike, mate. Except I'm an owl. And your dead."
    Soldier: "Dominated, Candy-Pants. This is Soldier, by the way. I have an eagle head right now."

  • @zeph_os
    @zeph_os 3 роки тому +40

    Heavy: "I will pummel anything in my way and crush all who dare stand before me....but never mention the bird head to anyone"
    Medic: "This was a terrible experiment gone wrong! I have become the embodiment of my nightmares! Kill me please!"
    Sniper: "Forget wanting my parents' approval, being an owl is my new life dream. This is the greatest thing to ever happen!"
    Soldier: "The fact I am an eagle does not stand in the way of my desire to send your team into oblivion! Screaming Eagleeees!"

  • @jonathankinneberg1486
    @jonathankinneberg1486 7 років тому +67

    "As promised, Heavy will now lay egg in your mouth." -Heavy
    the best line in TF2 of all time.

  • @thunderphoenix440
    @thunderphoenix440 8 років тому +483

    Ironically, "RUN COWARDS! TWEET TWEET TWEET!" is what Bastion says before every Overwatch match.

  • @Stinkiebeanie
    @Stinkiebeanie 7 років тому +252

    I died every time Sniper said Hoot Hoot

    • @ardabilgin3269
      @ardabilgin3269 5 років тому +5

      Nobody:
      Owl Sniper: *HOOT HOOT JARATE*

  • @pewwdiepie
    @pewwdiepie 3 роки тому +23

    *"I WILL LAY EGGS IN YOUR MOUTH!"*
    *concerned heavy main noises*

  • @artisticbomber
    @artisticbomber 7 років тому +425

    Pootis Bird
    medicedes
    Screaming Eagle
    and the Snoot

    • @nocabriah9105
      @nocabriah9105 6 років тому +8

      Chicken kiev = heavy = the bird on his shoulder
      Medimedes = medic = archimedes
      Sir shootsalot = sniper = sir hootsalot
      Freedom feathers = soilder = ???
      Chicken jumpers = scout? = his pet chucklenuts?

    • @games-boy9640
      @games-boy9640 6 років тому +1

      @@nocabriah9105 The Eagle on Soldier's shoulder. I don't know the name too.

    • @depressedkermit3752
      @depressedkermit3752 6 років тому

      artistic bomber21 i have only screaming eagle tho

    • @ManMan-xt4rj
      @ManMan-xt4rj 6 років тому

      Snoot *DROOP*

    • @depressedkermit3752
      @depressedkermit3752 6 років тому

      artistic bomber21 A.W.P OPEN UP!

  • @d4_jones524
    @d4_jones524 6 років тому +180

    Well, heres all of the animal hats for the classes.
    Scout - Bunny
    Soldier - Soaring Eagle
    Heavy - Pootis duck
    Medic - Bird
    Sniper - Owl
    Engineer - Beetle
    Demoman - Aberdeen
    Pyro - Unicorn
    Spy - Spy crab

  • @peridoodle2644
    @peridoodle2644 9 років тому +226

    The United States of MY HEAD

  • @asdfasdfasdfasdf246
    @asdfasdfasdfasdf246 Рік тому +12

    "Dominated! By the Seal of the United States of my head!"
    god i fucking love this line it fits him perfectly

  • @notarealspy4090
    @notarealspy4090 7 років тому +176

    I'm so glad engie pyro and scout don't have bird versions
    just think how frickin wierd that would be

    • @everfree1992
      @everfree1992 6 років тому +11

      Spy and Demo man don't have one either.

    • @DrikTrajado
      @DrikTrajado 6 років тому +14

      @@everfree1992 demo have one

    • @DrikTrajado
      @DrikTrajado 6 років тому +11

      It's a parrot

    • @AngelBreel
      @AngelBreel 5 років тому +8

      @VINCENT CARLINI engie has a fly head.

    • @shekelsean
      @shekelsean 5 років тому +5

      I wish the engineer had a bird head

  • @StartouchArts
    @StartouchArts 11 років тому +366

    We finally can make true Pootbirds!

  • @johnlucas8257
    @johnlucas8257 8 років тому +135

    heavy, please. do not lay. eggs. in... my mouth

    • @spartanwar1185
      @spartanwar1185 8 років тому +11

      +itskidd Now Berd heavy will vomit worms down your trought! (XD i love Berd Heavy)

    • @spartanwar1185
      @spartanwar1185 8 років тому

      ***** SCREW LANGUAGE! 😎

    • @itzcloudy5672
      @itzcloudy5672 6 років тому

      wait, is berd heavy female?

  • @azerithboxxed4339
    @azerithboxxed4339 4 роки тому +8

    You know your game is special when people watch a video of just voice lines and get extremely entertained.

  • @MidnightCinder
    @MidnightCinder 9 років тому +152

    I wonder what it was like recording the lines.

    • @ahmedzogu3284
      @ahmedzogu3284 9 років тому +1

      +Digital Chaos omg

    • @FalconTheCpt
      @FalconTheCpt 9 років тому +7

      Looooooots of laughing

    • @treenaturtle1585
      @treenaturtle1585 7 років тому +12

      Probably the best fucking experience of their lives

    • @Frost-bv2ue
      @Frost-bv2ue 6 років тому +1

      just a bunch of people shouting at the mic ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • @angrilyscreaminghotdog1283
    @angrilyscreaminghotdog1283 9 років тому +495

    4 words
    Engineer
    Bird
    Head
    Now
    Or what i call E.B.H.N

  • @funnyguy5848
    @funnyguy5848 8 років тому +266

    Heavy has a wierd fetish..

    • @thatblooguy
      @thatblooguy 6 років тому +8

      Don't we all?

    • @jillstingray7848
      @jillstingray7848 6 років тому +2

      TWEET TWEET

    • @rodgers1207
      @rodgers1207 6 років тому +1

      I think it's the bird part of his head that's telling him to do that.

  • @ThatOneShortieHo
    @ThatOneShortieHo 4 роки тому +20

    "I AM ARCHIMEEEEEDEEEEEEEEEEEEES"
    "EXPERIMENTING ON MY OWN HEAD AHAHAHAHA"
    "Archimedes want brains!"
    I love medic

  • @Rodpile
    @Rodpile 7 років тому +657

    Heavy = Chicken
    Medic = Dove
    Sniper = Owl
    Soldier = Eagle
    Demoman = Parrot.

  • @ttoon424
    @ttoon424 9 років тому +352

    There should be a pigeon scout

    • @HudahTuTink
      @HudahTuTink 9 років тому +22

      +TToons! Medic has Archimedes' head, which is a pigeon. It wouldn't make sense to have two pigeons.

    • @ayosnail2117
      @ayosnail2117 9 років тому +50

      +Hoo Doo You Think? Medic is a dove though

    • @HudahTuTink
      @HudahTuTink 9 років тому +1

      Barrack Obama Well fuck my man meats...

    • @donlamure626
      @donlamure626 9 років тому +1

      +Hoo Doo You Think? Archimedes is a dove dude.

    • @trashlord3214
      @trashlord3214 9 років тому +25

      +Don LaMure Well, doves are in the same family as pigeons.
      Also bird!Scout should be a chicken or roadrunner or something like that.

  • @matthewdrumz5063
    @matthewdrumz5063 7 років тому +60

    I couldn't stop stop laughing at the Medic's what the hell!!
    Archimedes needs to calm his ass, he wants the brains.
    This is why I main the Medic. xD

  • @Deca769
    @Deca769 3 роки тому +3

    Heavy: Bird Threats.
    Medic: Decaying into Dementia.
    Sniper: Liking the owlhead.
    Soldier: Soldier, but Eagle.