TF2 Domination Quotes

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  • @harrygaskin6115
    @harrygaskin6115 10 років тому +9066

    So here's a quick recap:
    Everyone calls Scout a virgin
    Everyone calls heavy fat
    Everyone calls demoman a drunken cyclops
    Everyone calls sniper a camper
    Everyone calls spy a coward
    Everyone calls medic worthless
    Everyone calls pyro a mutant
    Everyone calls soldier a moron
    And everyone calls engineer a egghead

    • @snake0253
      @snake0253 10 років тому +191

      An*

    • @harrygaskin6115
      @harrygaskin6115 10 років тому +158

      Snake 025 thank you for correct me

    • @snake0253
      @snake0253 10 років тому +77

      Harry Gaskin No problem

    • @SealandCo
      @SealandCo 10 років тому +330

      I think Engineer deserved the Coward name, because everyone says he just hides behind his sentries.

    • @okey7281
      @okey7281 10 років тому +102

      TheSealGuy and Co. One word: Ninjaneer

  • @RaithSienar
    @RaithSienar 6 років тому +7106

    Overwatch will ban you for being toxic.
    Meanwhile in TF2...

    • @triangulum8869
      @triangulum8869 4 роки тому +1054

      Raith You don’t even have to open chat to insult people in tf2.
      *its beautiful.*

    • @yuricock
      @yuricock 4 роки тому +764

      Tf2 is a mann's game

    • @mariobros68
      @mariobros68 4 роки тому +113

      @@yuricock My Little Pony

    • @dave-gn2cb
      @dave-gn2cb 4 роки тому +72

      @@mariobros68 friendship

    • @cozmoanimations1606
      @cozmoanimations1606 4 роки тому +275

      Thats Why TF2 is Better than Overwatch

  • @F0X_H0UND
    @F0X_H0UND 10 років тому +5687

    Engi sounds like a father giving advice to his children.

    • @queenofvermin
      @queenofvermin 6 років тому +283

      the best advice is given when absolutely destroying someone

    • @AFXffs772
      @AFXffs772 5 років тому +179

      This is what I say to all of my kids
      “I’m wolverine mean, son of a bitch”

    • @bungersinyourarea
      @bungersinyourarea 5 років тому +269

      " and Another thing, you're. ugly."
      Great advice

    • @LL-yd8zz
      @LL-yd8zz 5 років тому +75

      Ah yes "IM GONNA BEAT YO ASS LIKE A MULE, BOY"

    • @OutlawedPoet
      @OutlawedPoet 5 років тому +196

      agreed, especially lines like "Drunk on the battle field ain't no way to be son" feels like he's giving legitimate advice lol

  • @KaveMan_
    @KaveMan_ 4 роки тому +4474

    Rest in Peace Rick May. Dominator of Hippies, Cupcakes, and Communists

    • @anthonywhite4656
      @anthonywhite4656 4 роки тому +105

      Ohh solider who will replace you no one 😭

    • @CptnMango9108
      @CptnMango9108 4 роки тому +11

      Who is the hippy?

    • @askaboutmyprofilepic3758
      @askaboutmyprofilepic3758 4 роки тому +16

      @@CptnMango9108 the soldier himself

    • @CptnMango9108
      @CptnMango9108 4 роки тому +6

      @@askaboutmyprofilepic3758 thanks. What about your profile pic?

    • @kirbyinthereallife4980
      @kirbyinthereallife4980 4 роки тому +44

      Communism sucks and Soldier helped the world by cleaning the world from communists. What a hero

  • @Bluedell89
    @Bluedell89 8 років тому +4797

    "Here lies scout, he ran fast and died a virgin"
    "This is scout Rainbows make me cry!"

    • @DuckandMikeyfan49
      @DuckandMikeyfan49 6 років тому +150

      Chasing the Magic Dragon Hey, look, ya shapeshifted into a dead guy!

    • @sussybakaballs
      @sussybakaballs 5 років тому +112

      Well, off to visit your Mother!

    • @PretzlcoatlTheFirst
      @PretzlcoatlTheFirst 5 років тому +15

      Is that all you got, moron?

    • @Sheikmeister69
      @Sheikmeister69 5 років тому +23

      You are all Dishonorably Discharged

    • @filipjozinovic8525
      @filipjozinovic8525 5 років тому +17

      You just got freakin dominated knucklehead all right lets do this

  • @Anonymous81111
    @Anonymous81111 10 років тому +3164

    Scout to Spy- "Hey, look - you shape shifted into a dead guy!"
    Spy to Scout- "Here lies scout. He ran fast, and died a virgin."
    Shots fired.

    • @cougine8810
      @cougine8810 5 років тому +27

      suomynonA 4:26

    • @cougine8810
      @cougine8810 5 років тому +26

      suomynonA 2:30

    • @ctons
      @ctons 4 роки тому +2

      NUllNAME ok

    • @ctons
      @ctons 4 роки тому +2

      NUllNAME ok

    • @patrik9328
      @patrik9328 Рік тому +3

      Actually Scout is not a virgin
      Spy is wrong

  • @LeafBug12
    @LeafBug12 7 років тому +2255

    "Aww, there's a new angel in heaven... IN HELL!"
    Good ol demo

    • @blujy4514
      @blujy4514 5 років тому +23

      My favorite one

    • @abowl5667
      @abowl5667 4 роки тому +21

      I love demoman’s quotes

    • @Tuskor130
      @Tuskor130 4 роки тому +81

      Personally my favorite Demo domination line will always be "I'll notify your next of kin... that ya SUCK!"

    • @greenmedic29
      @greenmedic29 4 роки тому +3

      Inf IQ

    • @medicgaming8218
      @medicgaming8218 3 роки тому +13

      a drunk person in a nutshell

  • @Winged_Lollipops
    @Winged_Lollipops 3 роки тому +952

    Both Scout and Spy's lines are weirdly similar. They both share the same way of thinking when it comes to insults. He may not have raised him but they still share genes.

    • @drxtale9446
      @drxtale9446 2 роки тому +94

      Family genes baby!

    • @yeetandyum3709
      @yeetandyum3709 Рік тому +103

      Like father like son

    • @veliwu081.
      @veliwu081. Рік тому +11

      @@yeetandyum3709 lol

    • @theletterE.HDMI1
      @theletterE.HDMI1 Рік тому +42

      Use the big earner with spy and the similarities continue

    • @C.A._Old
      @C.A._Old Рік тому +7

      Who knows What Cut Voicelines Still Out There?

  • @MazuMDS
    @MazuMDS 9 років тому +2179

    "You're a looooooong way from France, boy"
    ~Engineer

  • @SuperOnePieceMaster
    @SuperOnePieceMaster 9 років тому +1371

    Scout Domination responses
    --------------------------------------------------------
    Scout > Scout:
    *Hit the bricks, pal. You're done.
    *Ha ha! Look at you! You look like you ran through traffic!
    *Hey knucklehead, you aren't gonna win.
    *Oh what, you gonna cry? You gonna cry now?
    *Yeah, I dare you, rage quit. C'mon, make us both happy!
    *I will never... stop... killing you.
    *You... are... terrible!
    *I am the Scout here!
    *This map isn't big enough for the two of us.
    *Hit the road, bozo! Let a real Scout get to work!
    --------------------------------------------------------
    Scout > Soldier:
    *Yo, I'm not even wearing a helmet!
    *What is your major malfunction, brother?
    *Drop dead and give me 20!
    *You're a disgrace to the uniform, pal!
    *Dis-missed!
    *There ain't enough crits in the world to kill me!
    --------------------------------------------------------
    Scout > Pyro:
    *It's starting to bore me how much you suck.
    *Hey, who's on fire now?
    *Yo, if you didn't want me to kill you, you should have said something!
    *Repeat after me: mhmm-mhmm-mhmm I'm dead!'
    *Take that, you dumb, bib-wearing dope!
    *Eat it, you mute, frickin' moron!
    *Yeah, nice moves, mumbles!
    --------------------------------------------------------
    Scout > Demoman:
    *You just got freakin' dominated, knucklehead, alright let's do this!
    *I don't usually kill morons this fast.
    *Yeah, next time, try two eyes!
    *Blow that up, cyclops!
    *The best man won, you bomb-throwing drunk!
    *Your clock just got cleaned, rummy!
    *Depth perception, pal. Look into it.
    --------------------------------------------------------
    Scout > Heavy:
    *Drink it in, pal. That's how failure tastes.
    *Would you look at you? I mean, look at you.
    *I am owning you, you fat, bald bastard!
    *Today ain't your day, pancakes!
    *400,000 dollars to fire that gun, huh? Yeah, money well spent!
    *Those $200 bullets aren't so hot when they don't hit anything, are they?
    *I think I'll take Sasha out for a steak dinner tonight. What do you think about that?
    *Ain't so hard now, are you, fatcakes?
    *I... eat... your...Sandviches. I eat 'em up!
    *Nice hustle, 'tons of fun'! Next time, eat a salad!
    *Hey, lard-fat, those hard arteries don't stop bullets, do they?
    *I am owning you, you fat, bald, fatty fat... fat fat!
    --------------------------------------------------------
    Scout > Engineer:
    *Is that all you got, moron?
    *Hey, here's something you can invent next time: ducking!
    *Here's something you should have built: a not-dying machine!
    *Don't bring a wrench to a gunfight!
    *Here's a schematic for ya: my ass!
    *Hey overalls! You suck!
    *Lotta good that hardhat did ya!
    --------------------------------------------------------
    Scout > Medic:
    *Diagnosis: you suck!
    *Ooh hoo hoo, your gun shoots medicine! It's intimidating!
    *Where's your precious Hippo-crates now?
    *Real nice effort, Deutsch-bag!
    *I... hate... doctors!
    *(sighs) Doctor, doctor, doctor...
    --------------------------------------------------------
    Scout > Sniper:
    *Snipe that, you frickin' coward!
    *That fancy scope of yours, I bet you got a real good view of me killing you!
    *You camped the whole time for this?!
    *It was a mercy killing, you live in a... camper van!
    *You'll never hit me! You'll never hit my tiny head! It's so tiny I got a frickin'... such a tiny li'l head!
    --------------------------------------------------------
    Scout > Spy:
    *Disguise that!
    *Dominated, you shapeshifting rat!
    *Hard to stab a guy in the back when he's beating your freaking head in, huh?
    *Hehey, look, you shapeshifted into a dead guy!
    ====================================
    Soldier Domination responses
    --------------------------------------------------------
    Soldier > Scout:
    *Dominated, short pants!
    *How's that domination feel, city boy?
    *You kids today don't know how to dominate.
    *Less talk, more fight.
    *You cannot run from me, my gun is faster.
    *You run fast, my bullets run faster.
    *Never bring a bat to a battlefield, war is not a game.
    *Your mouth wrote checks, my gun has cashed them.
    *Got anything funny to say about that, funny man?
    *Never send a boy to fight a man's war.
    *You were in a big fat hurry to die, son.
    --------------------------------------------------------
    Soldier > Soldier:
    *Dominated, hippie, get a job!
    *You better hope there's hacky-sack in Hell, hippie!
    *You are now a conscientious objector to being dead, hippie!
    *What's the matter, hippie? Hair get in your eyes?
    *Get a haircut, hippie.
    *You're a disgrace to the uniform.
    --------------------------------------------------------
    Soldier > Pyro:
    *I just tore you a new chimney, Smokey Joe!
    *You cannot burn me, I'm already on fire!
    *You cannot burn me! I'm already ablaze with passion, for war!
    *You cannot burn me! I do not have time to combust!
    *Fire is for cooking s'mores, son. Get a real gun.
    *Your fire-retardant ass just got dominated.
    *Ha! You fight like a girl!
    *How do you like that, All Quiet on the Western Front?
    *Get a haircut, hippie! (whispered) Just in case.
    --------------------------------------------------------
    Soldier > Demoman:
    Dominated, you one-eyed crossdresser.
    Consider yourself dominated, you Scot son-of-a-bitch!
    Dominated, you skirt-twirling drunk.
    I love your death, cyclops; your death is sweet to me like love is sweet.
    Scotland is not a real country; you are an Englishman with a dress.
    You're like the Cyclops of Greek myth; except you are Scottish, and I hate you!
    --------------------------------------------------------
    Soldier > Heavy:
    *You just got dominated, Sputnik.
    *Stars and Stripes beats Hammer and Sickle. Look it up!
    *You just got dominated, Comrade.
    *Dominated, you red menace!
    *Go play your pinko chess game with the Devil, Commie!
    *This American boot just kicked your ass back to Russia!
    *Checkmate, Stalingrad!
    --------------------------------------------------------
    Soldier > Engineer:
    *Dominated, grease monkey.
    *You just got dominated, toymaker.
    *Stop hiding behind your little toys and fight like a man!
    *I will eat your ribs, I will eat them up!
    *That's where books get you, professor!
    *Go back to Calgary, you cow-herding Canadian!
    --------------------------------------------------------
    Soldier > Medic:
    *You just got dominated, Oktoberfest!
    *You just got dominated, Fritz!
    *America wins again!
    *Ich bin I just kicked your ass!
    *Welcome to the United States of YOU JUST GOT DOMINATED!
    *I'm gonna mail my boot to the Kaiser with your ass around it!
    *Gotcha, Herr Doktor!
    --------------------------------------------------------
    Soldier > Sniper:
    *This is not a camping trip, Sheila; this is war and I love it!
    *You will not turn my battlefield into a campground.
    *Now hear this, camper, you are not wanted on my beloved battlefield!
    *I will send my condolences to your kangaroo wife.
    *You are a coward, and you've died like one.
    *The next time you want to kill a man, look him in the eyes!
    *You just got dominated, Bilbo Baggins!
    *You just got dominated, Balbo Biggins!
    *You just got dominated, Bablo Bravins!
    *You just got dominated, Barble Bapkins!
    *You just got dominated, Basbo Bibbins!
    *You just got dominated, Bulbo Buttons!
    *Aww, am I too violent for you, cupcake?
    *Your country did not prepare you for the level of violence you will meet on my battlefield!
    --------------------------------------------------------
    Soldier > Spy:
    *Gotcha, crouton.
    *You just got your Frenchy ass dominated.
    *Ohh-honh-honh-honh-You're dominated.
    *Dominated, you rifle-dropping coward!
    *Hit the showers, Frenchy.
    *Your white flag does not stop American bullets.
    *Words cannot express how much I hate France right now!
    *Bon Voyage, crouton!
    ==================
    Demoman Domination quotes
    --------------------------------------------------------
    Demoman > Scout:
    *DOMINATED, twinkle-toes!
    *Dominated, you wee scampering windbag!
    *Dominated, tiny man!
    *Don't come wide with me, you pint-sized mutt!
    *You're like a little bunny... scurrying around, eating up your lettuce and berries!
    *You're so bloody TINY! You're like a toy-sized version of a man!
    *Grow some hair on your face, and then come and try me again, lad.
    *Oh, you're a wee little miss, you are!
    --------------------------------------------------------
    Demoman > Soldier:
    *DOMINATED! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
    *I'll notify your next of kin... that you sucked!
    *Hey, Private Haircut, I might've taken a bit too much off... your head!
    *Mother of mercy! Now that is a bloody domination!
    *Lots of good that Soldier training did you! I'm drunk!
    --------------------------------------------------------
    Demoman > Pyro:
    *You've brought shame on your people, you mumbling devil.
    *Go home, lassie; men are fighting here!
    *Go to Hell and tell the Devil I'm coming for him next!
    *Burn! In! Hell!
    --------------------------------------------------------
    Demoman > Demoman:
    *Thus begins my thousand year reign of blood!
    *DOMINATED! I feel everything! I know everything!
    *It is the Dominatening!
    *Welcome to the Dominatening!
    --------------------------------------------------------
    Demoman > Heavy:
    Dominated, you grease-dripping pork pie!
    Ohhh... there's a new gravy-filled angel in Heaven.
    Dominated, you blubbery Bolshevik!"
    Awww.... there's a new angel in Heaven... In Hell!
    Little too much caber tossing pies down your own throat, eh, chubby?
    --------------------------------------------------------
    Demoman > Engineer:
    *Don't hide behind your toys, lad!
    *You're weak. I'm strong. And I win, toymaker!
    *That's a right pretty bra-washer you built, you big ugly girl!
    *You come wide at me again, boy and I'll stick that wrench right up your ass!"
    *Go on and build more of your little guns. I'll shove every one of them up your ass!"
    *If you were hunting trouble, lad, you found it.
    --------------------------------------------------------
    Demoman > Medic:
    *Dominated, ya Teutonic nursemai-(belches) Ahh... hah.
    *How's that doing no harm working out for you, then?
    *Dominated! ...And I've been shagging your wife! Hahah!
    *I dominate you, Sawbones!
    -------------------------------------------------------
    Demoman > Sniper:
    *Perfect bloody domination, you campy weasel!
    *Dominated, you headshotting Judas!"
    *I hate you campers; everybody bloody hates you!
    *It's lads like you that give war a bad name!
    --------------------------------------------------------
    Demoman > Spy:
    *Dominated, you alley-skulking backstabber!
    *You're a back-poking snake, and by God you'll die like one!
    *I hope I didn't scare you with my face-to-face man fighting!
    ============================================
    Engineer Domination quotes
    --------------------------------------------------------
    Engineer > Scout:
    *You've gotta run a lot faster than that.
    *You aren't too fast for me and my machines now, are you? Heh. Are you?"
    *Boy, this here is just gonna keep happening and happening.
    *Dominated, string-bean.
    *You just got dominated, city boy."
    *What in Sam Hill were you thinking, string-bean?"
    *Shoot son, you're slow as molasses."
    *Dominated, little feller."
    *Just a dead little jackrabbit."
    *Quick as a hiccup, aren't you? Huh. Not quick enough."
    *Not fast enough; not by a damn sight."
    *Gotcha, stretch!
    --------------------------------------------------------
    Engineer > Soldier:
    *You take that, rocket-man.
    *That there is just a sad display, boy.
    *Don't test my mettle, son!
    *Dominated, ya damn Yankee.
    *You just got drafted into my war!
    *That's what it feels like when eagles cry, soldier-boy.
    *Next time, lift your lid and you might see it coming!
    *This is what happens when you fight a man.
    --------------------------------------------------------
    Engineer > Pyro:
    *Speak up next time, boy!
    *Sorry, ma'am.
    *Dominated, smokey.
    *Gotcha, mumbles.
    *Sorry to put out your campfire, boy.
    *You look a mite tongue-tied, son.
    *You shouldn't have played with fire, boy.
    *Didn't your momma teach you not to play with matches?
    *You might be flame retardant, but you sure aren't bulletproof.
    --------------------------------------------------------
    Engineer > Demoman:
    *I wish y'all could see how bad I'm kicking your tail.
    *Drunk on the battlefield isn't any way to be, son.
    *Dominated, eyepatch!
    *That catch your eye, son?
    *The hand is quicker than the eye!
    *Gotcha, eyehole.
    --------------------------------------------------------
    Engineer > Heavy:
    *Never mind the bullets. How much all these coffins costing you?
    *I've seen better sides of beef that have been run over by a combine.
    *Y'all come back now!
    *Nice try, slim.
    *Gotcha, chuckwagon!
    *Gotcha, pork drippings.
    *Dominated, corn cakes.
    *You just got branded.
    *And another thing: you're ugly.
    *Dumber than dirt, aren't you?
    *You're as dumb as a box of rocks!
    *You come back now! More where that came from.
    *Dominated, fat man!
    *You are a whole herd of ugly.
    *Gotcha, fat boy!
    --------------------------------------------------------
    Engineer > Engineer:
    *You just aren't doing it right.
    *Dominated, hardhat.
    *A real Texan would have dodged that.
    *You can always tell a Texan, but you can't tell them much.
    *You've incurred my wrath, son!
    *I'm wolverine-mean, you son-of-a-bitch.
    *If you've done it, it isn't bragging!
    *You're all hardhat and no cattle.
    *You shoulda oughta brought more gun, son.
    --------------------------------------------------------
    Engineer > Medic:
    *Doctor! I am the better man!
    *Guess they didn't teach you to duck in doctor school!
    *Keep coming at me, doctor. Eventually you're gonna rustle up some sense.
    *Next time, tend to your own knitting, sawbones.
    *Sell your tonics elsewhere, miracle man.
    *You must be a doctor, because you just saw the extent of my patience!
    *I'm a killer of men, doc. That is the God's-honest truth."
    *Slap a poultice on that, doc! Ha Ha!
    --------------------------------------------------------
    Engineer > Sniper:
    *You oughta stand back a little more, like from me and my machines.
    *Looks like that there just wasn't the place you should've been standing!
    *Dominated, campground.
    *You shoulda oughta stayed back at your little campsite.
    *Nobody likes a squatter!
    *I just rode you out on a rail, down under.
    *Aw, now you don't look like a happy camper.
    *Down under? More like, six feet down under.
    --------------------------------------------------------
    Engineer > Spy:
    *Now just stop trying to mess with my contraptions.
    *It isn't getting any harder for me to kill you.
    *You know where ya oughta hide next time? Back in France.
    *Dominated, you turncoat.
    *Dominated, you snake!
    *This skunk is starting to smell.
    *Slither on back to Hell, coward!
    *That's what my daddy taught me to do to backstabbers.
    *You're a long way from France, boy.
    *Don't go meddling in my business.
    *You are a coward and a scoundrel!
    *If y'all had more gadgets for killing, you wouldn't need so many for hiding."
    *I just beat on your sneaky ass like a mule, boy!
    ====================================
    Sniper Domination quotes
    --------------------------------------------------------
    Sniper > Scout:
    *Dominated, you little ankle-biter!
    *That'll slow you down, you twitchy hooligan!
    *Dominated, you miniature delinquent!
    *Couldn't skip around that, could you? You precious little posey!
    *Got you, you spastic little gremlin!
    --------------------------------------------------------
    Sniper > Soldier:
    *I own you, you pickle-headed drongo!
    *All rockets, no brains, eh, mate?!
    *Take that, you rocket-hopping simpleton!
    *Hey, lend us your shovel, I can dig your grave!
    *Dominated, you plodding potatohead!
    *At ease! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
    --------------------------------------------------------
    Sniper > Pyro:
    *You are a creepy, mute little bugger, aren't you?
    *Nobody's gonna miss you, you mutant!
    *Got you, you mental defective!
    *That snuffed your fire, you filthy arsonist!
    *You know what 'dominated' means, you bloody whackjob?!
    --------------------------------------------------------
    Sniper > Demoman
    Take that, you one-eyed drunk!
    Tagged you, you wobbling Scot!
    Ace reflexes, you bomb-chucking waste of good scotch!
    You've been killed by the best, cyclops!
    Got you, you bomb-lobbing wanker!
    --------------------------------------------------------
    Sniper > Heavy:
    *Got you, you pot-bellied lardass!
    *Thanks for the target practice, you plump bloody freakshow!
    *Dodge that, you fat jiggling butterball!
    *Oi! You're bleeding gravy, fatso!
    *Thanks for being such a whopping big target, mate!
    *I just bagged the world's fattest man!
    *That got you, you lard-arm simpleton!
    --------------------------------------------------------
    Sniper > Engineer:
    *Dominated, you cactus eating egghead!
    *Take that, booksmarts!
    *Back to the drawing board, genius!
    *Not so smart with your brains outside your head, are you?
    *Here's a gadget you should build: one that stops my bullets!
    *You are inventing loads of new ways to get killed by me!
    --------------------------------------------------------
    Sniper > Medic:
    *What's up, Doc?! Heh, heh, heh!
    *Take that, you quack!
    *Quit blubbering and take your medicine like a man!
    *Too slow, medicine woman!
    *Sorry there, nurse, I mistook you for an actual threat!
    --------------------------------------------------------
    Sniper > Sniper:
    *The bullets come outta the slim end, mate!
    *Nice try, but I'm the best!
    *You call that sniping?
    *Dominated, you blind-eyed bastard!
    *One Sniper to another: Give! Up!
    --------------------------------------------------------
    Sniper > Spy:
    *Sneak around that, you phony scoundrel!
    *Take that, you two-faced mongrel!
    *Backstab that, you snake!
    *Aww, did I get blood on your suit?
    *Cloak your way outta that, you filthy spook!
    *I win, you bloody, backstabbing fraud!
    *I was never on your side either! Wanker!
    ===============================
    Spy Domination quotes
    --------------------------------------------------------
    Spy > Scout:
    *Well, off to visit your mother!
    *You died as you lived: running away!
    *Ooh, you were quick as a little bunny, weren't you?
    *Here lies Scout--he ran fast and died a virgin.
    *Weren't you supposed to be good at dodging?
    *May I borrow your earpiece? (mimicking Scout) 'This is Scout! Rainbows make me cry! Over!'
    *Nothing personal, I just had to shut you up.
    *So, your deadly skill is jogging? Mine is murdering people.
    --------------------------------------------------------
    Spy > Soldier:
    *Maybe your colleagues will send a man next time.
    *I dominate you, you sluggish simpleton.
    *At least you died for honor -- and my amusement!
    *Oh, Soldier, who will they ever find to replace you? Anyone! (laughs).
    *They can bury you in the 'Tomb of the Unskilled Soldier!'
    --------------------------------------------------------
    Spy > Pyro:
    *Dominated, you mush-mouthed freak!
    *Good lord! You fight like a woman!
    *The world will thank me for this, you monster!
    *Burn in Hell, you mumbling abomination!
    *You look like death warmed over. (chuckles).
    --------------------------------------------------------
    Spy > Demoman:
    *'Kaboom', indeed, you drunken wretch!
    *How's that bottle of scrumpy now?
    *Don't feel bad; you did a fine job tossing your little balls around!
    *The Black Scottish Cyclops -- now extinct!
    *I've merely finished what your liver started!
    *Here's what I have that you don't: a functioning liver, depth perception and a pulse!
    --------------------------------------------------------
    Spy > Heavy:
    *Oh, fat man, please! This is getting awkward!
    *You disgust me, fat man!
    *That is a diet I call 'death.'
    *Dominated, you fatuous, fat-headed fat man!
    *You died as you lived: morbidly obese!
    *Your precious Sandvich won't save you now, fatty!
    *Aww, too bad this wasn't a pie-eating contest!
    *What's the matter? Fat got your tongue? (laughs).
    --------------------------------------------------------
    Spy > Engineer:
    *Yippee ki-yay, my dead, illiterate friend!
    *Howdy, partner!
    *Happy trails, laborer!
    *Did I throw a wrench into your plans? (laughs maniacally).
    *Not much of a quick-draw, are you, partner?
    *Giddyup now -- to Hell!
    --------------------------------------------------------
    Spy > Medic:
    *Laughter really is the best medicine! (laughs).
    *Medic! Medic! Medic! (laughs maniacally).
    *Aww, you almost healed me to death that time!
    *I'm looking at your x-ray, and I'm afraid you suck!
    *You are such a bad doctor! (laughs).
    *Does it hurt when I do that? It does, doesn't it?!
    --------------------------------------------------------
    Spy > Sniper:
    *Boo! You repulsive bushman!
    *You disgust me, filthy jar man!
    *No worries, mate! (laughs).
    *You live in a van! (laughs).
    *Oh, please, just stay down!
    *Perhaps they can bury you in that van you call 'home.'
    *Good day to you, mate! (laughs).
    --------------------------------------------------------
    Spy > Spy:
    *Go to Hell, and take your cheap suit with you!
    *We all knew you were a Spy!
    *You are an amateur and a fool!
    *I'll see you in Hell... you handsome rogue!
    *You are an embarrassment to Spies everywhere!
    =====================================
    I didn't include Heavy's domination quotes because his aren't class specific. Pyro and Medic don't have any domination quotes.

    • @EnclaveChad
      @EnclaveChad 5 років тому +76

      that's a lot of text

    • @alexwoogie462
      @alexwoogie462 5 років тому +45

      What a heckin madlad

    • @MrTsar-ui8eh
      @MrTsar-ui8eh 5 років тому +26

      Absolute madlad

    • @engineergaminghd
      @engineergaminghd 5 років тому +36

      *This coment need more likes*

    • @NNinja1255
      @NNinja1255 5 років тому +23

      I know this was 4 years ago, but how long did this take to comment?

  • @Stefanonimo
    @Stefanonimo 9 років тому +2386

    "Well, off to visit your mother!"

    • @glonk7374
      @glonk7374 9 років тому +4

      ***** that the soldier

    • @joselaraguiterrezperez1851
      @joselaraguiterrezperez1851 9 років тому +13

      sir cheezbuger that's the spy you lard armed simpleton

    • @daniloveljkovic8889
      @daniloveljkovic8889 7 років тому +17

      Did I throw a wrench into your plans? Hahahahahaha! >:D

    • @kokichioma1901
      @kokichioma1901 6 років тому +1

      Demoman: You're a back palking snake like you died like one

    • @zer4044
      @zer4044 6 років тому +3

      Dominated frechy

  • @ryryhc
    @ryryhc 5 років тому +1747

    What each class is being taunted for:
    Scout: size
    Soldier: failure in army, being to patriotic
    Pyro: mute and gender
    Demo: drunk, one eye, Scottish
    Heavy: weight, russian/communist
    Engineer: his gadgets and texas heritage
    Medic: not hurting people, med degree
    Sniper: camper and hygiene, Australian Heritage
    Spy: hiding and disguising, French heritage

    • @yuricock
      @yuricock 4 роки тому +54

      I remember dominating a heavy with my bonesaw

    • @damired
      @damired 4 роки тому +14

      @@yuricock what bonesaw did you use?

    • @yuricock
      @yuricock 4 роки тому +19

      Дамир SE stock bonesaw

    • @李재성
      @李재성 4 роки тому +6

      Scout adds bald to Heavy

    • @sephyyyboi
      @sephyyyboi 4 роки тому

      Who's the hippie they keep talking about?

  • @nellzdablackking
    @nellzdablackking 10 років тому +4195

    Scout- Most witty
    Soldier- Most badass
    Spy and Sniper- Most cruel
    Demo- Most funny
    Heavy and Engineer- Most amusing

    • @IceBurstGamesLordOflies
      @IceBurstGamesLordOflies 10 років тому +227

      Best example of your opinion of a demo:
      When he wins at rock paper scissors.
      The first time i saw his little... dance... i lost it.

    • @twosidedbot7179
      @twosidedbot7179 7 років тому +99

      nellzdablackking Heavy and Engie are best? Did you hear Spy absolutely DESTROYING Scout?

    • @nellzdablackking
      @nellzdablackking 7 років тому +37

      TwoSidedBot Most amusing does not equal best. If anything, I like Demo's and Spy's the best

    • @gunmetalwulfe7926
      @gunmetalwulfe7926 6 років тому +56

      Yes because "Fat bald fatty fat, fat fat" is witty.
      jk he's cool

    • @kokichioma1901
      @kokichioma1901 6 років тому +13

      Medic: Most Badass Doctor in the World

  • @fawfuls
    @fawfuls 8 років тому +2278

    "I will send my condolences to your kangaroo wife."

    • @fawfuls
      @fawfuls 6 років тому +78

      @@DuckandMikeyfan49 Here's a schematic for ya, my ass!

    • @DuckandMikeyfan49
      @DuckandMikeyfan49 6 років тому +7

      Fawful99 Storm Shoot, son, you’re slow as molasses!

    • @RaveDoggTV
      @RaveDoggTV 5 років тому +19

      Scotland is not a real country, you are an Englishman with a dress

    • @TOUD_
      @TOUD_ 5 років тому +138

      Thanks mate.

    • @Sheikmeister69
      @Sheikmeister69 5 років тому +8

      "Hudda Hudda hudda ;D"
      Me:I refuse to Translate that

  • @kingdutchorama4999
    @kingdutchorama4999 8 років тому +1610

    the medic needs some domination quotes, it would be so much fun to taunt some poor bastard for getting dominated by a medic with a badass quote

    • @IliyanStoychev
      @IliyanStoychev 8 років тому +205

      Would you like a second opinion? You are also ugly!

    • @JoaoGuilherme-fg5by
      @JoaoGuilherme-fg5by 8 років тому +135

      he has them, never heard them but people say they're lame

    • @bunyivonscweets4113
      @bunyivonscweets4113 4 роки тому +201

      King Dutchorama Medic needs the most cruel domination quote cuz you probs deserved it after getting dominated by a medic

    • @aboredfellow1448
      @aboredfellow1448 4 роки тому +129

      @@bunyivonscweets4113 Well Medic doesn't do the killing. If he dominates you with his own weapon, especially with stock, you honestly need to get better. I've dominated a lot of people as medic because the people I've been healing killed them.

    • @mrbenn2209
      @mrbenn2209 3 роки тому +33

      @@JoaoGuilherme-fg5by Yes. Most of them are just laughing and calling everyone dummkopf.

  • @lft3254
    @lft3254 5 років тому +470

    3:50 I dominated a medic as spy and the spy said this, my game was loud and when he screamed it scared the shit out of me

  • @faldezon
    @faldezon 8 років тому +2469

    You just got dominated, Bilbo Baggins.
    You just got dominated, Balbo Biggins.
    You just got dominated, Bablo Brabbins.
    You just got dominated, Barble Bapkins.
    You just got dominated, Basbo Bibbins.
    You just got dominated, Bulbo Buttons.
    ...This is -stupid- WAR, AND I LOVE IT!

    • @browntooth8621
      @browntooth8621 7 років тому +72

      Reptillian
      Dominated, Dildo Saggins.

    • @DuckandMikeyfan49
      @DuckandMikeyfan49 7 років тому +6

      MaddMann l All rockets and no brains, eh, mate?

    • @crackwizard666
      @crackwizard666 7 років тому +12

      You just got dominated Dildo Titties

    • @hh5559
      @hh5559 6 років тому +39

      You just got dominated Daldo Siggins

    • @kaelanmcalpine2011
      @kaelanmcalpine2011 6 років тому +38

      Apparently there's 6 ways to spell Billboard Baggins...make that 7.

  • @bbordeo973
    @bbordeo973 8 років тому +2628

    I love how 23% of Soldier's "Dominated - Sniper" speeches are him failing at pronouncing "Bilbo Baggings".

    • @scoutymcscoutface2957
      @scoutymcscoutface2957 8 років тому +299

      *Baggins
      The irony...

    • @bbordeo973
      @bbordeo973 8 років тому +97

      Daniel Yowell Yeah...... dammit

    • @metalac7722
      @metalac7722 3 роки тому +8

      commenting in a 5 yo comment original

    • @kai326
      @kai326 2 роки тому +54

      Give him a break, he has lead poisoning

    • @C.A._Old
      @C.A._Old Рік тому +1

      Who knows What Cut Voicelines Still Out There?

  • @thenerdherd2357
    @thenerdherd2357 9 років тому +2830

    even when engis insulting people he sounds nicer than the rest, he mocks them in more creative ways as well, and is a touch more clever.

    • @immortalturtle6890
      @immortalturtle6890 9 років тому +204

      +TheNerdHerd he's the most polite insulter in the game

    • @thearcticangel7915
      @thearcticangel7915 9 років тому +192

      Also winning with the rock paper scissors as him he's really polite

    • @somethingfamiliar9776
      @somethingfamiliar9776 8 років тому +183

      +TheNerdHerd Thats why I like engie's domination a little. Instead of yelling out tons of profanity he thinks of a very creative domination quote and says it in a very smooth and southern voice. Hey I guess that's what they do it in Texas

    • @chillermiller3565
      @chillermiller3565 8 років тому +39

      +TheNerdHerd I think that's partially coz he's supposed to be like the smartest scientist in the world. I couldn't imagine him being as brutal as the other mercenaries :D

    • @somethingfamiliar9776
      @somethingfamiliar9776 8 років тому +18

      chiller miller yeha I guess he is more of brains then bronze

  • @Grooby__
    @Grooby__ 4 роки тому +279

    11:22 "Your mouth wrote checks, my gun has cashed them". Badass...

    • @memorableman3709
      @memorableman3709 3 роки тому +37

      “If god had wanted you to live HE WOULD NOT HAVE CREATED ME.”

  • @blueberryboi9426
    @blueberryboi9426 9 років тому +2799

    The Spy is just so damn cruel....

    • @Thelordofcrabs86
      @Thelordofcrabs86 9 років тому +110

      ***** That's the soldier that's racist, not the spy.

    • @evanrobbins5744
      @evanrobbins5744 9 років тому +25

      and funny

    • @fatzach09
      @fatzach09 9 років тому +39

      Jude Pelaez spy's the best! i can see a video called "shit Spy says"

    • @kingjohn2011
      @kingjohn2011 9 років тому +59

      ***** Being rude to a country isn't racist, because nationality and race are different, fucktard.

    • @nessaroni913
      @nessaroni913 9 років тому +115

      +Uriah Apparatus. "Scotland is not a real country, you are an Englishman in a dress!"

  • @SchnookumsTheNightFury
    @SchnookumsTheNightFury 10 років тому +845

    "Sorry there, Nurse! I mistook you for an actual threat!"

    • @DuckandMikeyfan49
      @DuckandMikeyfan49 6 років тому +18

      Schnookums the Smol Bean Too slow, medicine woman!

    • @Sheikmeister69
      @Sheikmeister69 5 років тому +37

      Spy:"We'll Off to visit your Mother :D"
      Demoman:"IVE'D BEEN SHAGGIN' YER' WIFE"
      Spy: *Angry as Fucc*

    • @Maukiki
      @Maukiki 4 роки тому +11

      sad german noises

    • @imanejoestar1578
      @imanejoestar1578 2 місяці тому

      ​@@Sheikmeister69well demo was talking about medic's wife, not spy's

    • @GOATEDFREDDY
      @GOATEDFREDDY Місяць тому

      Frr

  • @communistpootisbirb
    @communistpootisbirb 9 років тому +771

    "Next time you want to kill a man, look him in the eyes!"
    Kinda ironic when you have a helmet that blocks all view of everything but the floor.

    • @landlockedcroat1554
      @landlockedcroat1554 7 років тому +2

      XD TRUE

    • @DuckandMikeyfan49
      @DuckandMikeyfan49 6 років тому +6

      Communist Pootis Birb All rockets, no brains, eh, mate?

    • @Ironsides21
      @Ironsides21 6 років тому +39

      Well of course he can only see the ground so he can focus of what he's aiming at while he's rocket jumping everywhere

    • @skillfullyunskilled5574
      @skillfullyunskilled5574 5 років тому +10

      That's assuming he doesn't pull his neck 90 degrees up.
      Yes I know I'm not funny.

    • @rikielanasui742
      @rikielanasui742 4 роки тому +1

      But fps

  • @Juutsu
    @Juutsu 5 років тому +604

    Scout: I hate doctors!
    Also scout: *M e Di c!1!1*

  • @thatdudebro9918
    @thatdudebro9918 10 років тому +1474

    0:03 Scout domination quotes
    2:32 Spy domination quotes
    5:42 Demoman domination quotes
    8:32 Heavy domination quotes
    9:24 Soldier domination quotes
    12:50 Sniper domination quotes
    15:07 Engineer domination quotes
    ( Hope this helps )

    • @omggmer7972
      @omggmer7972 6 років тому +42

      StellarGuard 1999 what,there is no medic lines

    • @chairman_quartz8402
      @chairman_quartz8402 6 років тому +32

      OMG Gamer he does have lines but not many and none of them for a specific class

    • @ShazalF.
      @ShazalF. 6 років тому +17

      It's not often when you would be dominated by a medic, would it?

    • @chairman_quartz8402
      @chairman_quartz8402 6 років тому +31

      Shazal Farooq dominating someone as medic is as simple as assisting that persons death 4 times in a row

    • @beakknivemonkey1909
      @beakknivemonkey1909 6 років тому +1

      Yeah thanks

  • @CallMeElwis94
    @CallMeElwis94 9 років тому +1686

    12:50 - 15:06
    Isn't the Sniper the same guy, who said "Be polite"?

    • @DeathByAutoscroll
      @DeathByAutoscroll 9 років тому +242

      +Lamnao Phochan Be polite, be efficient, throw piss at people

    • @0IIIIII
      @0IIIIII 7 років тому +83

      Elwis From Poland it's cause the Sniper has a Napoleon/inferiority complex.

    • @lord2pizzaplayz486
      @lord2pizzaplayz486 7 років тому +47

      Be polite, be efficient kill everyone you meet

    • @notfreeman6809
      @notfreeman6809 6 років тому +63

      Engi: 15:34

    • @tailsrhtatonslice1418
      @tailsrhtatonslice1418 5 років тому +9

      Not Freeman _b it ch_

  • @KappaCrona
    @KappaCrona 7 років тому +1709

    I thought the Spy was supposed to be a gentleman:
    Towards Scout - "Here lies Scout. He ran fast and died a virgin."
    Towards Soldier - "At least you died for honour... and my amusement!"
    Towards Pyro - "Good Lord! You fight like a woman!"
    Towards Demoman - "Here's what I have that you don't: A functioning liver, depth perception and a pulse!"
    Towards Heavy - "You died as you lived: Morbidly Obese!"
    Towards Engineer - (Mocking) "Happy trails, labourer!"
    Towards Medic - "I'm looking at your x-ray, and I'm afraid you suck!"
    Towards Sniper - (Mocking) "Good day to you, mate!"
    Towards Spy - "Go to hell, and take your cheap suit with you."

    • @tiredboi9639
      @tiredboi9639 5 років тому +53

      I’ll see you in hell, you handsome rouge!

    • @aylenpons6682
      @aylenpons6682 5 років тому +32

      He's a son of a bitch.
      But he does it with his own enchant.

    • @dreggmancurien
      @dreggmancurien 5 років тому +157

      The French are usually stereotyped as being Snobs.

    • @ozziemahboi
      @ozziemahboi 5 років тому +98

      What about this one: MEDIC! MEDIC! MEDIC! HA HA HA HA HA!

    • @game84cube
      @game84cube 5 років тому +76

      "Does it hurt when I do that? It does... *DOESN'T IT?*

  • @maddestlad3868
    @maddestlad3868 Рік тому +154

    2:07 always gets me. He sounds genuinely distraught that anyone would willingly live in a camper

  • @MrVagineer
    @MrVagineer 10 років тому +1178

    Pyros is the worst. His words are censored.

    • @DuckandMikeyfan49
      @DuckandMikeyfan49 7 років тому +22

      MrVagineer They're not censored, they're just muffled because of the gas mask.

    • @__pickles__
      @__pickles__ 7 років тому +152

      They're so bad he didn't put in the video

    • @mechanwhal6590
      @mechanwhal6590 7 років тому +34

      huddah huddah huh.

    • @Nathan-tf4ht
      @Nathan-tf4ht 6 років тому +2

      MrVagineer that is hmmmm true!

    • @nataliaborys1554
      @nataliaborys1554 6 років тому +30

      Imagine that in reality he's saying something like "DOMINATED YOU F***ING SON OF A POOR EXCUSE OF A F***ING B****" and noone is aware of it because all they hear is "dwmphnphd mu mphinm mmpn mmp mph mphinm mphich"

  • @saippua0
    @saippua0 8 років тому +808

    My absolute favourite:
    Engie: Oh, now you don't look like a happy camper

    • @breath4255
      @breath4255 8 років тому +18

      you just got dominated bilbo baggins

    • @breath4255
      @breath4255 8 років тому +10

      you just got dominated balbo biggins

    • @breath4255
      @breath4255 8 років тому +11

      you just got dominated bablo brabbins

    • @breath4255
      @breath4255 8 років тому +10

      you just got dominated barblo bapkins

    • @breath4255
      @breath4255 8 років тому +10

      you just got dominated bazmo bibbins

  • @Capelett
    @Capelett 10 років тому +344

    Demo man says 90% of the insults we use in britain lol

    • @doggyrusev627
      @doggyrusev627 6 років тому +7

      Kieran Murphy elwell hes scottish

    • @DuckandMikeyfan49
      @DuckandMikeyfan49 6 років тому +6

      Doggy Rusev Too bad Soldier won’t be smart enough to acknowledge that.

    • @spookynoodle3843
      @spookynoodle3843 5 років тому +5

      I’m that incredible 69 like!

    • @dustin3603
      @dustin3603 5 років тому +10

      WELCOME, TO THE DOMINATENING!

    • @jimbomclimbo7467
      @jimbomclimbo7467 4 роки тому

      @@DuckandMikeyfan49 well at least you love your country

  • @bostonmolasses395
    @bostonmolasses395 3 роки тому +551

    17:17 'Shoot son, you all slow as molasses.'
    Holy shit this such an amazing insult from Engi to Scout. It seems simple at first; he's just calling him slow. But comparing Scout to molasses is actually a reference to the 1919 Boston Molasses Flood, which was a 35mph flood of molasses, which killed 20 people. So, he's not only drawing at this comical disaster that was caused by the absolute incompetent safety standards of Boston, but he isn't even calling Scout slow; he's just still too slow for his turret.

    • @schwunkie
      @schwunkie 2 роки тому +5

      boston isn't incompetent :(

    • @wr3nche5
      @wr3nche5 Рік тому +44

      that is an insult on the level of another dimension
      this is why i love engie

    • @NioNoahTF222
      @NioNoahTF222 Рік тому +49

      The best part, Engie is genuinely Smart enough to have thought of that that quick for a domination line and it probably would fall flat on scout

    • @BlackdragonTheShadow
      @BlackdragonTheShadow Рік тому +6

      Oh yeah I recently learned about the Boston Molasses incident… with that context it makes it funnier

    • @C.A._Old
      @C.A._Old Рік тому +1

      Who knows What Cut Voicelines Still Out There?

  • @ClassicCartoonGamer
    @ClassicCartoonGamer 10 років тому +3485

    The quotes in a nutshell
    Scout - Witty
    Solider - Borderline Racist
    Pyro - Mumbling
    Demoman - Drunk-ish
    Heavy - Stupid
    Engineer - Cool and Collected
    Medic - Lame
    Sniper - Cruel
    Spy - REALLY CRUEL

  • @K4NDY_K4INA
    @K4NDY_K4INA 9 років тому +269

    "GET A HAIRCUT, HIPPY!...Just incase,"~Soldier 2007

    • @FLAME4564
      @FLAME4564 9 років тому

      +xX_TheIcyOre_Xx LOOOL xD

    • @chainsmoke34
      @chainsmoke34 7 років тому

      Actually 1969

    • @DuckandMikeyfan49
      @DuckandMikeyfan49 6 років тому +1

      Frosty Pringle Fire is for cooking s’mores, son. Get a real gun!

  • @awesomesmileyguy
    @awesomesmileyguy 9 років тому +747

    I love how Engie's the only one that's not screaming horrible insults at people.

    • @gabrielmurillo8890
      @gabrielmurillo8890 9 років тому +48

      And another thing...........ur ugly

    • @thenerfedfishbutstillop8352
      @thenerfedfishbutstillop8352 8 років тому +4

      +Gabriel murillo I liked that quote of engineer xD

    • @navyblues6661
      @navyblues6661 8 років тому +12

      "dominated, son of a b*tch"

    • @clocksicko1275
      @clocksicko1275 7 років тому +66

      And it was the sniper who said "be polite."

    • @spore6050
      @spore6050 4 роки тому +16

      Imagine all of these classes in a free for all trash talking battle

  • @TeddyCream0
    @TeddyCream0 3 роки тому +172

    "Go to Hell! And tell the devil, im comin' for him next!" Is the hardest line in the entire game. 7:07

    • @Originally_catchy
      @Originally_catchy 11 місяців тому +12

      He will make sure he doesn't glue him back together in hell

  • @user-gh8th1uk5o
    @user-gh8th1uk5o 8 років тому +286

    0:00 Scout 2:32 Spy 6:42 Demoman 8:32 Heavy 9:24 Soldier 12:50 Sniper 15:07 Engineer

  • @hm-mt3wj
    @hm-mt3wj 10 років тому +401

    Scout... Engineer already built a not-dying-machine...

  • @goldsmith8502
    @goldsmith8502 8 років тому +273

    "Here lies Scout. He ran fast, and died a virgin." Lmao

  • @skeleguns10oooooo10
    @skeleguns10oooooo10 4 роки тому +132

    0:00 Scout General domination
    0:39 Scout Dominates a Demoman
    0:48 Scout dominates a Engineer
    1:00 Scout dominates a Heavy
    1:29 Scout dominates a Medic
    1:42 Scout dominates a Pyro
    1:53 Scout dominates another Scout
    1:59 Scout dominates a Sniper
    2:13 Scout dominates a Soldier
    2:23 Scout dominates a Spy
    (The Scout breaks the fourth wall twice)
    2:31 Spy dominates a Demoman
    2:54 Spy dominates a Engineer
    3:10 Spy dominates a Heavy
    3:36 Spy dominates a Medic
    4:00 Spy dominates a Pyro
    4:17 Spy dominates a Scout
    4:46 Spy dominates a Sniper
    5:08 Spy dominates a Soldier
    5:26 Spy dominates another Spy
    5:42 Demoman dominates another Demoman
    6:00 Demoman dominates a Engineer
    6:25 Demoman Dominates a Heavy
    6:44 Demoman dominates a Medic
    7:02 Demoman dominates a Pyro
    7:14 Demoman dominates a Scout
    7:39 Demoman dominates a Sniper
    7:58 Demoman dominates a Soldier
    8:20 Demoman dominates a Spy
    8:32 Heavy General domination
    9:24 Soldier dominates a Demoman
    9:47 Soldier dominates a Engineer

    • @Frostypower-uj4jl
      @Frostypower-uj4jl Рік тому +1

      Thanks

    • @Hamburger8079
      @Hamburger8079 5 місяців тому +6

      10:02 Soldier dominates a Heavy
      10:20 Soldier dominates a Medic
      10:37 Soldier dominates a Pyro
      11:05 Soldier dominates a Scout
      11:33 Soldier dominates a Sniper
      12:18 Soldier dominates another Soldier
      12:33 Soldier dominates a Spy
      12:50 Sniper dominates a Demoman
      13:02 Sniper dominates an Engineer
      13:20 Sniper dominates a Heavy
      13:40 Sniper dominates a Medic
      13:52 Sniper dominates a Pyro
      14:05 Sniper dominates a Scout
      14:18 Sniper dominates another Sniper
      14:31 Sniper dominates a Soldier
      14:48 Sniper dominates a Spy
      15:07 Engineer dominates a Demoman
      15:20 Engineer dominates another Engineer
      15:40 Engineer dominates a Heavy
      16:13 Engineer dominates a Medic
      16:41 Engineer dominates a Pyro
      17:00 Engineer dominates a Scout
      17:33 Engineer dominates a Sniper
      17:55 Engineer dominates a Soldier
      18:15 Engineer dominates a Spy
      And… finished!

    • @pippicalze-on6db
      @pippicalze-on6db 5 місяців тому +1

      Tnx ​@@Hamburger8079

  • @jasonjean5333
    @jasonjean5333 10 років тому +396

    Engies quote " thts what my daddy taught me to do to backstabbers" is actually really funny seeing as his father was Tfc Engie so whatever he learned would be litterally the proper way to deal with a spy seeing hoq his faher had to deal with spies in the past.

    • @sammycw2000
      @sammycw2000 9 років тому +9

      jason jean His dad isn't the team fortress classic engie.

    • @jasonjean5333
      @jasonjean5333 9 років тому +45

      Look it up he is... Radigan Conagher is Engie's Granddaddy And TFC Engie is Radigan's Son... It's explained on the Wiki....

    • @sammycw2000
      @sammycw2000 9 років тому +1

      jason jean shore

    • @hishamalshehabi5995
      @hishamalshehabi5995 8 років тому +2

      +jason jean but the tfc's engi was fighting them........

    • @jasonjean5333
      @jasonjean5333 8 років тому +5

      hisham alshehabi it's still his father....

  • @thewolfgabe3656
    @thewolfgabe3656 7 років тому +608

    This is why I love TF2 so much. Sorry Overwatch but sometimes you just cant beat the original

    • @christiannugraha1011
      @christiannugraha1011 5 років тому +10

      Damn right

    • @LeoSRL300
      @LeoSRL300 5 років тому +46

      Overwatch players would get triggered and demand Blizzard a safe space, if they hear something like these voice lines in Overwatch.

    • @darnit1944
      @darnit1944 5 років тому +22

      They dont even try to beat the original. Nobody did, you people are just too insecure.

    • @morecopemorerope4372
      @morecopemorerope4372 4 роки тому +8

      Leonardo Villa its literally as if tumblr made a game

    • @loganreed23
      @loganreed23 4 роки тому +6

      @@darnit1944 lmao Jeff Caplan literally admitted TF2 was a major inspiration for them

  • @louievelayo4100
    @louievelayo4100 4 роки тому +779

    5:18 That did not age well recently...

    • @spore6050
      @spore6050 4 роки тому +11

      I said this comment out of grief 3 years ago and I dont stand by it anymore
      Anyways:
      I hope they remove all domination quotes toward soldier

    • @log5066
      @log5066 4 роки тому +220

      @@spore6050 no

    • @MacenW
      @MacenW 4 роки тому +148

      @@spore6050 NO

    • @tasertag7513
      @tasertag7513 4 роки тому +119

      @@spore6050 NO

    • @rainbowdrinks
      @rainbowdrinks 4 роки тому +29

      @@spore6050 no

  • @ArsSolum_
    @ArsSolum_ 4 роки тому +412

    Scout: Snarky Kid across the street.
    Soldier: Hateful with a hint of racism
    (R.I.P❤️)
    Pyro: Mmph
    Demoman: Mix of aggression and inebriation.
    Heavy: Giant Complex
    Engie: Cooled, but somewhat held back.
    Medic: N/A
    Sniper: Cruel
    Spy: Sadistic

    • @Mr.Crawlyo
      @Mr.Crawlyo 4 роки тому +16

      All of them have a bit of racism

    • @gigagrenade7249
      @gigagrenade7249 3 роки тому +9

      this is war so technically its normal for them to be racist

    • @mylles1112
      @mylles1112 3 роки тому +6

      @@Mr.Crawlyo soldier: 100% America

    • @starbuckoof5219
      @starbuckoof5219 3 роки тому +2

      ONE AMERICA ROAST EVEY COUNTRY

    • @starbuckoof5219
      @starbuckoof5219 3 роки тому +6

      @@gigagrenade7249 WAR IS RACIST

  • @ralphthefrog3086
    @ralphthefrog3086 9 років тому +282

    scout: cocky
    soldier: mean
    pyro: evil
    demoman : dRuNK
    heavy : tough
    engineer: humble and clever
    medic: idk yet ill add to it
    sniper: cruel
    spy: cruel

    • @ralphthefrog3086
      @ralphthefrog3086 9 років тому +10

      demoman: mocking
      medic: mocking

    • @reaper5214
      @reaper5214 9 років тому +12

      Engineer is so respectful it's awesome unlike some class that I won't say it's name but it starts with sold and it ends with ier

    • @GasterPoppe
      @GasterPoppe 5 років тому +2

      I thought Spy was either gonna be Sly Stealthy or Sophisticated

    • @aloseronline4659
      @aloseronline4659 4 роки тому +2

      Lil Diesel nah soldier is just strait up borderline racist

    • @scottycz4918
      @scottycz4918 4 роки тому

      You didn't add to it.

  • @nathinel.j243
    @nathinel.j243 8 років тому +457

    Scout = Tryhard gamers in a nutshell

    • @tgslayer4774
      @tgslayer4774 4 роки тому +3

      Toasty

    • @tabbyarts3670
      @tabbyarts3670 4 роки тому +16

      Nathinel.J if tryhard gamers were funny

    • @maker.11
      @maker.11 4 роки тому +7

      not all the time, they’re rarely humble

  • @atmorton0440
    @atmorton0440 6 років тому +292

    There's 2 missing, I don't blame you they are rare to find. It's when the Blu Soldier dominates the Red Demoman and he says, "Dominated! But I'm still your friend..." and when the Red Demoman dominates the Blu Soldier he says, "Dominated! But your still me best mate..." These are references to the Blu Soldier and Red Demoman's past friendship that was broken up when the Administrator pitted them against eachother.

    • @kichiroumitsurugi4363
      @kichiroumitsurugi4363 2 роки тому +24

      Yup. WAR update

    • @DimZoltan
      @DimZoltan Рік тому +1

      These are unused

    • @rawmaw
      @rawmaw Рік тому +4

      ​@@DimZoltanI'm pretty sure I heard it before

    • @TheCrimsonCoon
      @TheCrimsonCoon 5 місяців тому

      ​@@DimZoltanThey might have been added after this video in the WAR update

  • @Jo-Wilbe-Dina
    @Jo-Wilbe-Dina 4 роки тому +237

    I like how Soldier just imitated Spy’s laugh after dominating him.
    *”OH-HO-HO-HO-HOOOH! You’re Dominated!”*
    This is why this line is just hilarious and it’s my favourite from the Soldier’s lines.

  • @cookerlv
    @cookerlv 10 років тому +137

    I just image the Engineer sitting in a chair behind his sentry getting all of these dominations and saying all of that with a smug look on his face...

    • @silversalamence447
      @silversalamence447 10 років тому +25

      Well now the Rancho Relaxo is a thing so now he can do all that AND drink beer.

  • @onlinecommentator2616
    @onlinecommentator2616 8 років тому +315

    I wish they made more creative Medic lines, they could reference other charcters health, like Spy says to the Demoman: "I merely finished what your liver started!" Like something about Demoman's liver, Heavy's obesity, Spy's lungs, and Sniper's kidneys :D But one can wish :(

    • @scoutymcscoutface2957
      @scoutymcscoutface2957 8 років тому +42

      Medic: My extensive studies have concluded... YOU SUCK!
      Medic to Demoman: I could make a FINE haggis with zat marinated liver, drunkard!
      Medic to Scout: Keep up with your team next time, dummkopf!
      Medic to Soldier: Keine Heilung heute , Eimer Kopf! (No healing today, buckethead!)
      Medic to Heavy: It would take three gas chambers to hold you, fathead!
      Medic to Spy: Ohh... You were abusing those lungs anyway. You didn't need them.
      You would've died soon enough anyways!
      Here's a light for you: AT THE END OF THIS TUNNEL!

    • @brandoncarino4142
      @brandoncarino4142 8 років тому +10

      +Daniel Yowell Medic to Scout: I guess I sprained your ankle
      I tried

    • @scoutymcscoutface2957
      @scoutymcscoutface2957 8 років тому +41

      +Brandon Carino: Medic to Scout: Hahahahaha, I'm afraid those legs REQUIRED an amputation.
      This shall be the first needle zat WON'T help you run.
      Keeping fit couldn't save you then! Ahahahahahaha...
      AAAHH, ARCHIMEDES!!!

    • @brandoncarino4142
      @brandoncarino4142 8 років тому

      +Daniel Yowell damm you good XD

    • @scoutymcscoutface2957
      @scoutymcscoutface2957 8 років тому +6

      +Brandon Carino Give me a bong and three bags of speed and I could do better

  • @sermicha5324
    @sermicha5324 4 роки тому +57

    14:27 you can hear pure anger (and salt) in this one line

  • @A_mouse_that_is_pink
    @A_mouse_that_is_pink Рік тому +70

    Sniper: "be polite"
    Also sniper: *has the most brutal domination voicelines*

  • @m3t4lmancer
    @m3t4lmancer 11 років тому +198

    Jesus, Sniper! What happened to "Be polite?"

    • @PersianSlashuur
      @PersianSlashuur 11 років тому +63

      They stopped paying him for that.

    • @wily39josue
      @wily39josue 10 років тому +7

      Strahinja Panic In my case they stopped paying my sniper to be eficient and have a plan to kill everyone you need :/

    • @PersianSlashuur
      @PersianSlashuur 10 років тому

      Interesting.

    • @wily39josue
      @wily39josue 10 років тому

      ***** DUN DUN DUUUUN :O

    • @FLAME4564
      @FLAME4564 9 років тому +3

      +K MT hahah in the heat of battle THERE IS NO BEING POLIIITE X:D .

  • @rainbowrosie4884
    @rainbowrosie4884 9 років тому +260

    Best character quotes in a video game ever :D

  • @adamkampen
    @adamkampen 8 років тому +128

    Repeat after me: mhmhmhmmph I'M DEAD!
    One of my favourite scout quotes

  • @jollygrapefruit786
    @jollygrapefruit786 5 років тому +28

    Overwatch mercenaries: "Oooh sick burn lolz" or sometimes literally fucking "im sorry"
    Tf2 Mercs: Fucking cruel and psychotic

  • @stubb_4
    @stubb_4 8 років тому +509

    Scout said "Deutsch-bag" instead of "douchebag" I'm guessing?

  • @CosmicToad5000
    @CosmicToad5000 9 років тому +434

    Best of each in my opinion
    Scout: "I eat your sandwiches, I eat 'me all!"
    Heavy: "You are dead, not big surprise"
    Demo: "Go to hell, and tell the devil, I'm coming for him next!"
    Spy: "Here lies scout, he ran fast and died a virgin."
    Soldier: I will send my condolences to your kangaroo wife"
    Medic: don't really have one.
    Pyro: ALL OF THEM
    Sniper: "Sorry there nurse, I mistook you for an actual threat!"
    Engi: you can always tell a Texan, but you can't tell 'em much."

    • @nuclearwaffle3606
      @nuclearwaffle3606 4 роки тому +20

      You are ded. No big soup rice.

    • @pepkoko2229
      @pepkoko2229 4 роки тому +15

      Im sorry but “Youre a loooooooooong way from France, boy” takes the cake from me

    • @trevorjamieson8892
      @trevorjamieson8892 4 роки тому +14

      Spy: Does it hurt when I do that? It does, *DOESN'T IT!* HAHAHAHAHA!

    • @stinkgood_inc
      @stinkgood_inc 4 роки тому +24

      @@pepkoko2229 "and another thing...
      *Your ugly"*

    • @zred3879
      @zred3879 4 роки тому +12

      One of my favorite quotes is Soldiers “I will eat your ribs, I will eat them up”

  • @jwsmi
    @jwsmi 11 років тому +250

    Sorry there, Nurse! I mistook you for an actual threat!

    • @richard4888
      @richard4888 11 років тому +18

      Go to hell and take your ceap suit with you

    • @bolbithefuhrer5368
      @bolbithefuhrer5368 11 років тому +14

      Maria Lindström may I borrow your ear peace "this is scout, rainbows make me cry"

    • @CitpostShentral
      @CitpostShentral 11 років тому +13

      RED Spy and another thing,
      you're ugly.
      - 204

    • @baconga_
      @baconga_ 10 років тому +17

      "Here lies scout he ran fast and died a virgin"

    • @Warhawk778
      @Warhawk778 10 років тому +4

      You're on every TF2 video I go to. Jesus christ.

  • @coolbill579
    @coolbill579 4 роки тому +78

    Fun fact, medic says “herr Doctor” sometimes when he thanks a fellow medic, which translates to “mister doctor” and I think that’s funny

  • @gremblo5895
    @gremblo5895 8 років тому +85

    "HERE'S A SCHEMATIC FOR YA, MY ASS!" I'm dying XD

  • @sammichbread
    @sammichbread 9 років тому +117

    Everyone's an ass to Heavy D:
    ...
    Everyone's an ass to everyone D:

  • @himeyuuri1831
    @himeyuuri1831 8 років тому +202

    My favorite of each class
    Scout- Yeah, come on, rage quit, make us both happy
    Spy -Oh soldier,who will we ever find to replace you? ANYONE!hahahaha
    Soldier- Scottland is not a real country, you are an English man in a dress
    Sniper- What's up, Doc? hahaha
    Heavy- You are dead, not big soup rice
    Engie- Did your mama didn't teach you not to play with matches?
    Demo- Go to hell, and tell the devil I'm coming for him next!

    • @steez8337
      @steez8337 6 років тому +2

      What's up, Doc?

    • @dondeka2086
      @dondeka2086 6 років тому +1

      You forgot about pyro

    • @dondeka2086
      @dondeka2086 6 років тому +1

      @Cakenja yeah **cries because pyro is my fav class**

    • @thatoneguywiththatonename
      @thatoneguywiththatonename 6 років тому +1

      @@dondeka2086
      wm1 + crits = people be salty.

    • @ong1260
      @ong1260 4 роки тому +3

      That spy quote aged like milk in a car seat during the middle June .

  • @LilanDeSilva
    @LilanDeSilva 4 роки тому +34

    9:18 You are ded, not big soup-rice.

  • @SKYDORMER
    @SKYDORMER 8 років тому +47

    4:26: "Here lies Scout, he ran fast and died a virgin."

  • @LordVestik
    @LordVestik 6 років тому +130

    My fave domination lines for each class.
    Scout- Nice hustle tons' a 'fun, next time eat a salad.
    Soldier- Stars and Stripes beats Hammer and Sickle. Look it up!
    Pyro- The little ones bite, but they're still not a threat
    Demoman- You come wide at me again, boy, I'll stick that wrench right up yer arse!
    Heavy- The burning you feel? It is shame.
    Engineer- Just a dead little jackrabbit.
    Medic- Would you like a second opinion? You are also ugly!
    Sniper- Oi, lend us yer shovel, so i can dig yer grave!!
    Spy- Don't feel bad, you did a fine job tossin' your little balls around.

    • @tamsuemomwife
      @tamsuemomwife Рік тому +1

      Where did you get pyro from?

    • @greenoftreeblackofblue6625
      @greenoftreeblackofblue6625 6 місяців тому

      ​@@tamsuemomwifePyro says real words sometimes but they're just mumbled. Some are real sentences, some aren't

  • @TsarButterfly
    @TsarButterfly 10 років тому +213

    LOL Pyro would Mmmph. Mmph. Mmmmmmmmmmph! the whole time.

  • @Rexthebrave
    @Rexthebrave 4 роки тому +61

    4:54 idk why i love this spy line

    • @mahderahman278
      @mahderahman278 Рік тому +2

      You realize that was sniper right he lives in the van

    • @commitfelonyfeline
      @commitfelonyfeline 8 місяців тому +1

      HAHAHAHAHA- YOU LIVE IN A *VAN!* AHAHAHAHA-

  • @Vintendo101
    @Vintendo101 10 років тому +348

    hears 0% of this in game

    • @2Cool2awesome
      @2Cool2awesome 9 років тому +190

      Try dominating someone chucklehead.

    • @UltramanMebiusBrave
      @UltramanMebiusBrave 9 років тому +34

      Vinny Tin You must kill an opponent of the same class 4 times without dying.

    • @2Cool2awesome
      @2Cool2awesome 9 років тому +3

      Hansen Sebastian It doesn't have to be the same class.

    • @UltramanMebiusBrave
      @UltramanMebiusBrave 9 років тому +22

      Dartagnon Johnson IT HAS TO! Killing opponents of different classes would be treated as a separate kill. Take, for example, you kill Scout A once. That would be a simple kill. But if you kill Scout A at least four times, YOU ARE DOMINATING HIM! And in case Scout A kills you after being killed too many times, he has his revenge!

    • @2Cool2awesome
      @2Cool2awesome 9 років тому +5

      Hansen Sebastian I thought you were saying that you had to be the same class as the person you were dominating. Also, some lobbies allow really embarrassing kills to be dominations and in that case you would only have to kill them once. Try Snipezilla. That's the one I use.

  • @michaelkemel9711
    @michaelkemel9711 8 років тому +108

    "Your mouth wrote checks! My gun has cashed them!"
    Why don't I hear that more often? That's a great one!

    • @potato1341
      @potato1341 7 років тому

      Michael Kemel if you dominate more people as soldier, you'll hear it :3

  • @shakefl
    @shakefl 9 років тому +237

    god sniper was the best to listen to :P

    • @FLAME4564
      @FLAME4564 9 років тому +1

      +XuticX hahahaha i con cur XD
      One sniper to another XD

    • @FLAME4564
      @FLAME4564 9 років тому

      xD roflamo xD welcome to the united states of you just got dominated. XD LOL.

    • @shakefl
      @shakefl 9 років тому +1

      you live in a... campa van! :P

    • @TheDJMinerPiggy
      @TheDJMinerPiggy 9 років тому +4

      +FLAME4564 "Scotland is not a real country, you are an Englishman with a dress."

    • @shakefl
      @shakefl 9 років тому +2

      it's hard to backstab someone when he's beatin' your fricken head in huh?

  • @Bnjesus777
    @Bnjesus777 Рік тому +60

    12:46 literally me every day every single time

  • @samthesamthesam
    @samthesamthesam 10 років тому +82

    "i eat ALL your sandwiches, I EAT 'EM ALL"
    why say it so fast?

    • @IBACAU123
      @IBACAU123 5 років тому +6

      *I JUST BAGGED THE WORLD'S FATTEST MAN*

  • @AzelfandQuilava
    @AzelfandQuilava 11 років тому +61

    Imagine if the Medic had domination lines, I think one to the Pyro would be "I've seen under your mask... it's good thing your dead..."

  • @basedredneckredpillhobo9280
    @basedredneckredpillhobo9280 7 років тому +85

    "More rockets than brains, eh?" That's me as soldier on casual

    • @mariobros68
      @mariobros68 6 років тому +4

      "This American's boot just kick your ass back to Rusia" Every Trolldier in HighTower.

  • @coldzoroark6440
    @coldzoroark6440 2 роки тому +62

    9:38 will always be my favorite

  • @thenostalgiakid1
    @thenostalgiakid1 9 років тому +203

    Scout: Obnoxious
    Solider: Racist
    Pyro: Huddah Huddah Huh
    Demoman: Incoherent
    Heavy: Crazed
    Engineer: Quietly and politely sarcasric.
    Medic: Intimidating.
    Sniper (Quiet): Bitter and contemptuous.
    Sniper (Loud): Pissed off (geddit?)
    Spy: Cruel

    • @commandershepard8353
      @commandershepard8353 7 років тому

      Tywin Lannister sarcastic*

    • @udohh
      @udohh 7 років тому +6

      How is soldier racist?

    • @steealconwyrick1999
      @steealconwyrick1999 6 років тому

      That is pretty much perfect.

    • @Mr.Crawlyo
      @Mr.Crawlyo 4 роки тому +2

      All of them have a bit of racism to em

    • @Catty_Wampus4610
      @Catty_Wampus4610 3 роки тому +1

      @@udohh It cause he's calling everyone names based off of their ethnenticity I think?

  • @RollingBobbyJones
    @RollingBobbyJones 2 роки тому +74

    I love how Sniper sounds really angry. Like it was little things annoying him and it built up to what we hear.
    Spy is supposed to be reserved but his true nature comes out here and he is as savage as he is loud

  • @korrenthereaper4357
    @korrenthereaper4357 4 роки тому +74

    "Oh Soldier, who will they ever find to replace you!?"
    No one... Rick May was, is and forever will be OUR Soldier.

    • @_heavyweaponsguy
      @_heavyweaponsguy 3 роки тому

      Go play your pinko-chess game with the Devil, Commie!

  • @skitof1005
    @skitof1005 3 роки тому +48

    2:49 and demoman has a functioning lungs

  • @DerpyDerp123456789
    @DerpyDerp123456789 9 років тому +35

    4:17 "Well, off to Visit your Mother!"

  • @TheVerseG
    @TheVerseG 8 років тому +93

    12:36 HON HON HON HON

  • @sharinganmoon
    @sharinganmoon 9 років тому +57

    "This is scout rainbows make me cry"

    • @DuckandMikeyfan49
      @DuckandMikeyfan49 6 років тому +1

      PixelChaos Hey, look! You shapeshifted into a dead guy!

  • @StormTeeVee
    @StormTeeVee 2 роки тому +65

    "The worse she can say is no"
    She: 3:10

  • @JoaoGuilherme-fg5by
    @JoaoGuilherme-fg5by 8 років тому +102

    18 minutes of men insulting each other, genius

  • @ExecutionerThel
    @ExecutionerThel 5 років тому +15

    7:22 "Don't come wide with me you pint sized mutt" probably my favorite here.

  • @ArodoraaLP
    @ArodoraaLP 12 років тому +87

    Still though, Valve totally could have added domination lines. I'm positive that if they added different Pyro noises people would notice! And it would be a nice change!

    • @Hamantha
      @Hamantha 2 роки тому +4

      Not to mention how basic Heavy’s are

  • @lukascase5054
    @lukascase5054 Рік тому +20

    Engineer's nicknames for the classes:
    Demo:
    -Eyepatch
    -Eyehole
    Engi:
    -Hardhat
    -Son of a BEACH
    Heavy:
    -Slim
    -Chuckwagon
    -Pork Drippings
    -Corncakes
    -Fat Man
    -UGLY
    -Fat Boy
    Medic:
    -Doc
    -Sawbones
    -Miracle Man
    Pyro:
    -Smokey
    -Mumbles
    -Ma'am
    Scout:
    -String Bean
    -City Boy
    -Little Feller
    -Jackrabbit
    -Stretch
    Sniper:
    -Campground
    -Down Under
    -Unhappy Camper
    Soldier:
    -Rocket Boy
    -Yankee
    Spy:
    -Turncoat
    -Snake

  • @Yeah12831
    @Yeah12831 8 років тому +89

    sorry there nurse I mistook you for an actual threat!

    • @basedbattledroid3507
      @basedbattledroid3507 8 років тому +4

      K Gleason One Sniper to another mate! GIVE UP!!!

    • @biraptor6205
      @biraptor6205 8 років тому +7

      I JUST BAGGED THE WORLDS FATEST MAN!

    • @yobber757
      @yobber757 4 роки тому +2

      "T O O S L O W M E D I C I N E W O M A N"

    • @cheesejam1373
      @cheesejam1373 4 роки тому

      Go on and build another one of ur guns I'll shove em all up yer ass

  • @bryanpham2060
    @bryanpham2060 9 років тому +28

    Scout: You'll never hit me,you'll never hit my tiny head,its so tiny,I got a freaken tiny head!

  • @acasualbeancan246
    @acasualbeancan246 3 роки тому +45

    My favourite part about this is that you can tell which classes they’re talking to just by the lines.

  • @Heligoland360
    @Heligoland360 4 роки тому +33

    5:18
    "Oh Soldier, who will they find to replace you?"
    No-one :'(

  • @agentmaryland1239
    @agentmaryland1239 8 років тому +109

    Is it just me, or were the Engi's Domination quotes the funniest? xD

  • @TheAlmightyPootis
    @TheAlmightyPootis 10 років тому +34

    OMG ONE OF ENGIES QUOTES WHEN HE KILLS A PYRO IS "sorry pal"

  • @luxxers
    @luxxers 7 років тому +23

    "I will send my condolences to your kangaroo wife" at 11:41

  • @TheRealDoge-363
    @TheRealDoge-363 2 місяці тому +7

    2:49. Says the person with no lungs and asphyxia from smoking

  • @balkU1
    @balkU1 9 років тому +27

    "Take that, you dumb bib-wearin' dope."
    Scout is my favorite class, gameplay and in character.

  • @nukecatsvideoplant
    @nukecatsvideoplant 11 років тому +32

    spy is cruel and engineer sounds like a parent

  • @tigre7303
    @tigre7303 4 роки тому +17

    8:48 Closed Captioning: I have squashed you like *bog*

  • @wr3nche5
    @wr3nche5 Рік тому +9

    17:25
    "Quick as a hiccup ain'tcha? Huh.
    *Not quick enough.* "
    that's terrifying