Best Holiday Jokes 2020 - Jim Gaffigan

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  • @LynneWright
    @LynneWright 3 роки тому +48

    Jim is the perfect “Everyman”. He is so relatable. He makes telling clean jokes look easy but it takes being very talented and clever. It is refreshing to find a comedian that does not to use f bombs and cruelty for shock value laughs.

    • @chiendinh-je2xi
      @chiendinh-je2xi 11 місяців тому

      I know, Jim is being funny without using any dirty words.

    • @ascent8487
      @ascent8487 9 місяців тому

      I don’t think comedians who use curse words are doing it for shock value. I think that’s how they talk off stage so that’s how they talk on stage. No comedian will be great unless they are themselves on stage. If they tried to censor themselves I just don’t think that would lead to compelling comedy.

    • @LynneWright
      @LynneWright 9 місяців тому

      @@ascent8487 it is too easy to stretch things out with outright vulgarity. It takes thought and intelligence to entertain in a more subtle way.

  • @mjmcnay3448
    @mjmcnay3448 Рік тому +5

    Whenever I have a tough day I put on one of your shows and it helps me get through it with a smile on my face 😂

  • @ladyfreedomsrawnarratives
    @ladyfreedomsrawnarratives 9 місяців тому +2

    Jeanie and Jim together forever… especially since you have so many kids!!! 😂❤❤❤❤❤❤

  • @rosaromero2098
    @rosaromero2098 4 роки тому +26

    Thank you for making life livable! You always make my day a happy one!

  • @coolmark4851
    @coolmark4851 3 роки тому +382

    He’s his own heckler 😂

    • @leeconnors8680
      @leeconnors8680 3 роки тому +30

      Yes! Perfect!
      I was trying to think of how to describe what he does with his alter voice. Its so weird and funny!

    • @jessadayvlogs4572
      @jessadayvlogs4572 3 роки тому +8

      So am I 😂

    • @alysononoahu8702
      @alysononoahu8702 2 роки тому +13

      Self-heckling..☺☺

    • @venyavanwright5157
      @venyavanwright5157 2 роки тому +14

      I love that constant heckling he does. He’s the best!

    • @alexk440
      @alexk440 2 роки тому

      Yeah.. annoying to listen to for sure

  • @CarlDalach-px4cj
    @CarlDalach-px4cj 11 місяців тому +2

    We all love Jim!!

  • @Lori-lp6uc
    @Lori-lp6uc 11 місяців тому +3

    These are my favorite Gaffigan jokes😂❤

  • @notjoann
    @notjoann Рік тому +4

    Grandparents at Disney. After endless threats, grandpa tells his son "I'm sorry I wasn't there for your childhood." He's sooo good. 😅

  • @patday7794
    @patday7794 3 роки тому +5

    I love how your part of our favorite line at work. " Are you saying meow?" 🤣
    Super troopers

  • @akita101
    @akita101 2 роки тому +2

    Brilliant!!!

  • @theodorwilliams8830
    @theodorwilliams8830 3 роки тому +2

    Watching this in bed, volume way up so I can hear over my c pap & I start choking & laughing & my wife woke & though we were having a earthquake.

  • @xamanikia13
    @xamanikia13 2 роки тому +3

    Fruit cake ingredients: Saw dust and tears of minimum wage employees working overtime

  • @piper888
    @piper888 4 роки тому +2

    I must be the most prolific comic that ever lived
    I would be able to come up with new Thanksgiving jokes

  • @stephanegosselin2861
    @stephanegosselin2861 2 роки тому +1

    Your the funniest stand up!

  • @DestinationsChronicles
    @DestinationsChronicles 3 роки тому +1

    I am the grandparent that drags the kids and grandkids to Disneyland. So opposite!

  • @steaknfries5280
    @steaknfries5280 4 роки тому +2

    😂LOL Genius😂

  • @Ingrid-b5z
    @Ingrid-b5z 6 місяців тому +1

    ❤❤❤❤

  • @phineascampbell3103
    @phineascampbell3103 3 роки тому +1

    * Catwoman noise *
    * Like instantly added... *

  • @bswogger4656
    @bswogger4656 2 роки тому +1

    Jim you look healthier. Sure hope you are! Remind me of my family,
    Like Kathleen Madigan and Ron White. Sure hope your well! You need to write the check for your daughters wedding! All the best to you!

  • @kristine432
    @kristine432 3 роки тому +1

    Let's be clear on one thing, Christmas and Easter are Pegan holiday's and not tied to Jesus in anyway.
    Easter represents his resurrection not bunnies and hiding eggs!

  • @jessicamizuwasa2259
    @jessicamizuwasa2259 3 роки тому +1

    It's called dressing cuz you don't cook it inside the bird

  • @joaniesorensen8876
    @joaniesorensen8876 2 роки тому +37

    I just found you about a month agoJim Gaffigan!! Thank you! I lost my husband in July and in December I found a clip of you, and from then I Watch you a lot
    You turned my grim sad feelings, to well I can go forward now with humor

  • @cynthiawebster3376
    @cynthiawebster3376 Рік тому +48

    Ah, Jim Gaffigan, we love you! You are an American treasure.

  • @karenskowronski4506
    @karenskowronski4506 2 роки тому +5

    I hate greeting cards 😂😂😂. So wasteful. Just say it. But people get so offended if they don’t get a card. I call the to wish them happy birthday. No they NEED the card.

  • @avidnongetit8710
    @avidnongetit8710 2 роки тому +30

    Jim, I love your humor. When in doubt, know there's a lot of us who are helped by your views daily and we're just too lazy to send you a card or text. Thank You. Sincerely..

  • @Erica-fi6vm
    @Erica-fi6vm 3 роки тому +45

    He got me with the robe!!!!! I wear one all the time and I’m pretty sure I look insane 😂😂😂😂

    • @alysononoahu8702
      @alysononoahu8702 2 роки тому +8

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @albertadams2095
      @albertadams2095 Рік тому +3

      Same 🤦‍♂️… I’m the “walk outside to check the mail and visit neighbors in a robe” guy in my neighborhood 😁

  • @waxedtaters
    @waxedtaters 2 роки тому +40

    "It's not even holding up his pants it's keeping his jacket closed.... And we're leaving cookies out for that slob???" I love that line, it had me dying!

  • @janehodge8762
    @janehodge8762 2 роки тому +25

    One of the BEST comedians, ever!!!

  • @michellepost5232
    @michellepost5232 3 роки тому +46

    He is so hilarious. Most of us can identify with his jokes.

  • @xro1589
    @xro1589 3 роки тому +169

    The king of clean humor!
    Love Jim's work, this is art.

    • @T410ce
      @T410ce 2 роки тому +7

      He’s clean compared to other comedians but he’s getting more crude lately...

    • @redwingsfan3621
      @redwingsfan3621 2 роки тому +3

      Brian Regan

    • @soul1984vic
      @soul1984vic 2 роки тому +1

      pg13

    • @janelliot5643
      @janelliot5643 Рік тому +2

      @@redwingsfan3621 where'd he go? He's hilarious too

    • @cv507
      @cv507 Рік тому

      beel gänz in köngöh vBv
      like a prölithickäll -ansvvhörr- to that grümpic ny düdd ^^ lip sanchez suaräzz

  • @BarrySmithviolin
    @BarrySmithviolin 3 роки тому +133

    Seriously, Gaffigan is a comedic genius...
    His ability to observe true reality and transform it into great, real and clean comedy that always works, is so great!...🌟🌟🌟

    • @s.oliveira6795
      @s.oliveira6795 3 роки тому +5

      He can make a 100 jokes on anything, like a cup, a horse,... unreal

    • @ginachristine7721
      @ginachristine7721 Рік тому +3

      🌟🌟🌟+🌟🌟
      =5! :)

    • @cv507
      @cv507 Рік тому

      beel gänz in köngöh vBv
      like a prölithickäll ansvvhörr to that grümpic ny düdd ^^ lip sanchez suaräzz

    • @kimlefave6042
      @kimlefave6042 Рік тому +2

      Nah it's his wife lol

  • @christopherrosenquist9810
    @christopherrosenquist9810 4 роки тому +106

    Everyday before I go to sleep I watch a clip, and you always make me laugh. I’ve heard every joke a 100 times and I still burst into tears. You’re truly a master of your craft!

  • @zitherzon2121
    @zitherzon2121 2 роки тому +6

    5:40 "Wow, a robe. I hope I get the flu so I can wear it."

  • @jesusgracia4333
    @jesusgracia4333 4 роки тому +43

    Thanks for keeping us laughing. Awesome job.

  • @Lilac21248
    @Lilac21248 Рік тому +15

    First two of Christmas and Easter are especially hilarious. The man found his calling. Perfect.

  • @V13-u1c
    @V13-u1c 4 роки тому +107

    Jim you're such a blessing. Thank you for bringing joy to all of us. God bless you and your lovely family! Stay well.

  • @RuleofFive
    @RuleofFive 4 роки тому +269

    You know I've been unemployed for months. I've run out of my unemployment benefit. I had Covid 19 and I'm stressed out. Yet Jim posts these clips from his shows everyday and its 10 minutes or so to forget about things for awhile! Thanks Jim!

    • @RuleofFive
      @RuleofFive 4 роки тому +6

      Spencer Proctor Thanks!

    • @RuleofFive
      @RuleofFive 4 роки тому

      @Leslie Killam Yes he is!

    • @antinsanwo
      @antinsanwo 3 роки тому +10

      Hope things turn around for you in the new year champion

    • @markdemell3717
      @markdemell3717 3 роки тому +6

      You survived the flu ,excellent.

    • @RuleofFive
      @RuleofFive 3 роки тому +12

      @@markdemell3717 I had Covid not the flu. I had a flu vaccine but thanks for asking. ;)

  • @jacobmcneal3011
    @jacobmcneal3011 2 роки тому +7

    My family adopted a stray dog when I was a young boy. The first Christmas, I came out into the living room to find a "present" from our dog under the tree.

    • @WhenImBackInChicago
      @WhenImBackInChicago 9 місяців тому

      ❤️‍🩹. Thankfully, there's folks upon this planet like yours!
      🎄.
      Wonderful to read your comment about them healing that pup's🐾 ❤️,🧠, and soul . 🌌

  • @NavyVet9702
    @NavyVet9702 4 роки тому +30

    "I got the one filled with toothpaste." Next second, Colgate ad.

  • @drewtheunspoken3988
    @drewtheunspoken3988 4 роки тому +55

    These videos are brief holidays for 2020. Keep 'em coming, Jim!

  • @jgomez5963
    @jgomez5963 Рік тому +32

    The only comedian who is his own heckler 😂

  • @laraoneal7284
    @laraoneal7284 4 роки тому +54

    Ty Jim I needed this this morning. Laughing is so therapeutic.

    • @markdemell3717
      @markdemell3717 3 роки тому +1

      According to readers digest ,laughter is good medicine .

    • @laraoneal7284
      @laraoneal7284 3 роки тому +1

      @@markdemell3717 That is also in the Bible.

  • @globetrekker86
    @globetrekker86 2 роки тому +11

    St. Valentine was a tragic figure, but discussing him here would put a damper on Jim’s amazing jokes

  • @bfkennedy
    @bfkennedy 4 роки тому +44

    Happy Gaffiganmas! 🎄 🦃 🎉

  • @shelovesherwife575
    @shelovesherwife575 3 роки тому +16

    Jim you are so funny and relatable! I am in tears watching you. I have spent all day now watching you and the only bad thing about that is I'm running out of clips. Thank you for the smiles and laughter!

  • @gypsyrubbertramps3487
    @gypsyrubbertramps3487 2 роки тому +8

    You are hilarious and I love all your compilations. Good job👌👌👌👌👌

  • @bethh.6455
    @bethh.6455 3 роки тому +12

    Dear Jim, Southerners call it dressing because it's on the side not in the bird. Frankly, my family never understood why you would stuff bread up a turkey's ass. We just shove an apple and onion inside with about two pounds of butter. We throw away the onion and apple when the bird is done. Added benefit of dressing is that you toss the gravy and turkey into it and then you got yourself another good ol' meal. Thank you for these compilations they're hilarious

    • @infonut
      @infonut 2 роки тому +1

      It was my understanding that it was originally done that way to save room with such little oven/baking space. I too stuff my bird with vegies and fruit for flavor. I've even heard of people putting bacon in there. (Don't tell Gaffigan.)

  • @globetrekker86
    @globetrekker86 3 роки тому +15

    We call it “stuffing” instead of “cram-it-in”, because the cram-berries got it first

  • @carloslerma914
    @carloslerma914 Рік тому +3

    I actually saw a woman the other day walking past my house wearing a robe... And I said to myself, hurry home before the monsters get ya 😂

  • @bossfan49
    @bossfan49 3 роки тому +20

    In 1978 we got John Mellencamp and David Lee Roth. It was a long time before we got another Rock Star from Indiana, but Jim, you were worth the wait.

  • @grandmanatalie
    @grandmanatalie 4 роки тому +131

    I love his Karen alter ego voice, hey fella.

    • @garthshineman3081
      @garthshineman3081 3 роки тому +6

      OMG, you’re right!! It is Karen he’s been mocking this whole time!! That’s what makes his stand up, stand out.

    • @markdemell3717
      @markdemell3717 3 роки тому +1

      Karen who? I am confused.

    • @fumi2360
      @fumi2360 3 роки тому +3

      @@markdemell3717 Karen - is slang term for an obnoxious, angry, entitled, and often middle-aged woman who uses her privilege to get her way or police other people's behaviors.
      Thats shockingly from dictionary.com 😅

    • @markdemell3717
      @markdemell3717 3 роки тому +1

      @@fumi2360 Well that is just stupid because it really slanders a persons name . Just call it as you see it ,ugh.Labelling just sucks .Don't be a Nimrod ,now that's one for ya!

    • @leeconnors8680
      @leeconnors8680 3 роки тому

      My favorite part XD

  • @trancetime1
    @trancetime1 10 місяців тому +5

    I love his humor, and I've quickly learned not to eat while listening. I've never before spit this much food out from laughing.

  • @kerryklopfstein3307
    @kerryklopfstein3307 3 роки тому +9

    Jim and Brian Regan are the best

  • @jamesbarlow3344
    @jamesbarlow3344 2 роки тому +3

    Stuffing? Wait until he hears about a turducken.

  • @Idontlikeschool765
    @Idontlikeschool765 Рік тому +5

    I love him, I have been watching him since 2020, and now in 4th grade I love him. He is so funny! 😂

  • @cherylhurst7093
    @cherylhurst7093 3 роки тому +5

    We make dressing in a separate pan. Not inside the turkey

  • @cyoungledesma
    @cyoungledesma 4 роки тому +20

    Mr Rogers...meow meow, I remember being pretty little and thinking...I hate this Kingdom part of the show!

  • @sonalpandya2770
    @sonalpandya2770 4 роки тому +20

    Thank you so much Jim! I am forwarding this to all my friends that need a good laugh in these crazy times. You help us all get through!

  • @linshanhsiang
    @linshanhsiang 4 роки тому +18

    Good fruitcake (and yes there is such a thing) is delicious. Just stop thinking of it as cake because it's not...more like nut bread plus dried fruit. Okay?

    • @rebeccamiller475
      @rebeccamiller475 4 роки тому +2

      My aunt used to make Japanese fruit cake and it was delicious!

    • @cyoungledesma
      @cyoungledesma 4 роки тому +2

      linshanhsiang my grandma’s recipe is amazing too!!

    • @newlifenowife3522
      @newlifenowife3522 4 роки тому

      @@rebeccamiller475 well,, please share your aunties e-mail address.......

    • @linshanhsiang
      @linshanhsiang 4 роки тому +1

      @Craig G True dat!

    • @danieldunn6284
      @danieldunn6284 4 роки тому +2

      People buy fruitcake from a catalog and then wonder why it sucks. It's only like 6 months old by time you get it.

  • @leahb9983
    @leahb9983 Рік тому +5

    In case anyone wanted to know, stuffing and dressing are different things. Stuffing is made with loaf bread and cooked inside the bird. Dressing is made with cornbread and cooked in its own separate dish.

    • @karenlowes7802
      @karenlowes7802 Місяць тому

      Wrong. Maybe in your neighborhood but Canadians and Brits call it dressing. Made with bread.

    • @leahb9983
      @leahb9983 Місяць тому

      ​@@karenlowes7802 Good to know. But he was referring to some parts of the United States calling it dressing. I assumed he meant the Southeast since most people here say dressing.

  • @darrenabel4613
    @darrenabel4613 Рік тому +4

    When he's just talking at the end the material is less funny, but in front of the audience it's downright hilarious 😂. Of course the audience laughter helps:) Thanks Jim keep up the comedy 👍 😄

  • @SJReid82
    @SJReid82 2 роки тому +4

    That segue from Catwoman to Henrietta (Mr. Rogers cat) always makes me laugh

  • @CinqCollines
    @CinqCollines Рік тому +3

    How 'bout eggs?? I died laughing

  • @donnaaranda7175
    @donnaaranda7175 Рік тому +2

    Dressing isn't cooked inside the turkey. I'm with you on Valentine's Day 😅

  • @samayahjan6048
    @samayahjan6048 3 роки тому +15

    Beautiful articulating of normal and hilarious human interactions. The gaffs done it again🤭🤗

  • @davidcombs1785
    @davidcombs1785 Рік тому +2

    Yes Jim's clean humor takes talent!! It's the shizit!! Yes I have no the talent!! LOL!!?

  • @srsusansummers3070
    @srsusansummers3070 2 роки тому +4

    I got a robe for Christmas & I love it

  • @pronkerpronker6708
    @pronkerpronker6708 4 роки тому +16

    Always love your work, just a pleasure to visit.

  • @GeminieCricket
    @GeminieCricket 4 роки тому +7

    Wish we were clapping in person in a theater......next best are these videos. Thank you!
    👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

  • @Stardust148
    @Stardust148 Рік тому +3

    Thank you for the laughs during the pandemic.

  • @rrrrrfffff
    @rrrrrfffff 3 роки тому +5

    "Dressing", at least in the south, is when you cook "stuffing" but in a pan, *not* inside the turkey lol

  • @dianeprado8146
    @dianeprado8146 Рік тому +4

    His take on holidays makes me happy! Love his humor.

  • @jessicadaniel5653
    @jessicadaniel5653 2 роки тому +3

    Gamble chocolate is big at Christmas time. I called it gamble chocolate when a friend gave it to me, she thought I was insane.

  • @Kylersinjin
    @Kylersinjin 2 роки тому +4

    Technically it's considered stuffing when it's inside the turkey and dressing when it's made on its own in a casserole dish. I'm sure stove top stuffing adds a lot of confusion to that.

  • @simple_naildesigns
    @simple_naildesigns 11 місяців тому +3

    Always enjoy watching him!

  • @andrewcalhoun9889
    @andrewcalhoun9889 Рік тому +2

    Jim Gaffigan “Unplugged”
    Love the acoustic set! lol

  • @EhlistarsWrath
    @EhlistarsWrath 2 роки тому +2

    *kitty wants some candy~ 😏 prrrrr*
    _Jim I’ve called the cops please leave_ 🥶

  • @patriciajaramillo3264
    @patriciajaramillo3264 4 роки тому +11

    Another fantastic funny video. Feels good to laugh.

  • @linshanhsiang
    @linshanhsiang 4 роки тому +25

    Two bucks for a greeting card? How long has it been since Jim bought any greeting cards?!!! Oh, I know, he buys them at the dollar store! (And if you don't you're a fool)!

    • @newlifenowife3522
      @newlifenowife3522 4 роки тому +2

      right,, i m a platinum customer at the dollar store ..... just a dollar , not 2...

    • @JustJaneDough
      @JustJaneDough 3 роки тому +2

      My dollar stores has some 2 for $1

  • @arneldeleon3060
    @arneldeleon3060 4 роки тому +10

    Jesus' birthday is close.. or is it?
    Edit: The only thing that makes jesus' birthday not that great is the lack of horse jokes.

  • @stardust2991
    @stardust2991 4 роки тому +9

    Well, I’ve done it. I’ve watched every single UA-cam comedy upload, I’ve watched the prime stand up concerts - several times,. Now what? #hungryformore

    • @cyoungledesma
      @cyoungledesma 4 роки тому +4

      patricia pantano dry bar comedy is good

  • @kathleenmedlyn
    @kathleenmedlyn Рік тому +3

    He is Comedic genius. I can laugh no matter how many times I see the same clip.❤❤

  • @globetrekker86
    @globetrekker86 2 роки тому +5

    Jim, your comments about the fruit cake are hilarious. In Japanese, the expression “Christmas cake” means a person, who’s often left out of the dating circuit and only get a date if/when someone is desperate (like a trip to a fast food joint after drinking)

    • @elizabethyong5399
      @elizabethyong5399 9 місяців тому

      I remember my Japanese host explaining that a single person who is over 25yo is called a Christmas (fruit)cake, “because no one wants them after the 25th” and that was almost 30 years ago!

  • @infonut
    @infonut 2 роки тому +2

    Quit trying to pigeon hole Jim as the clean comedian. He could always get close to the edge. No need to challenge him.

  • @charlenemack7040
    @charlenemack7040 3 роки тому +32

    Jim proves you can be very funny without the “f” word.

    • @leeconnors8680
      @leeconnors8680 3 роки тому +4

      Flapjack?

    • @christinatweet6580
      @christinatweet6580 Рік тому +2

      Truth telling-- ( the core of good tragedy OR comedy) has nothng to do w/cussing....Jim gets that. He tells truths re everyday stuff. (AND so does co-writer Mrs G.)

  • @papagrounds
    @papagrounds Рік тому +4

    "Kitty wants some candy" gets me every time 😂

  • @teresaatz870
    @teresaatz870 Рік тому +3

    He is my favorite comedian, always make me 😂

  • @swgforthefence
    @swgforthefence 4 роки тому +7

    🤔 Disney World happiest place on earth is CLOSED.
    SO NO ONE IS HAPPY ON EARTH! Laugh out loud. Thanks pandemic, new household bad word. 🗣👎

    • @markdemell3717
      @markdemell3717 3 роки тому +1

      Hey have faith ,the Almighty sent some one to save us .It won't be much longer .

  • @beckywoodard8877
    @beckywoodard8877 3 роки тому +1

    All other birthdays SHOULD pale in comparison to JESUS CHRIST!!!!!!!!!!

  • @jewelerguy
    @jewelerguy 2 роки тому +5

    Very, very funny guy. Love watching him. If there was an Andy Griffith/Mayberry remake, he would be a great cast for Otis. Think about it.

  • @alcoholic2412
    @alcoholic2412 2 роки тому +2

    After watching his CBS commentaries, I'm thinking; He should take Andy Rooney's place on 60 minutes

  • @brianjoyce9040
    @brianjoyce9040 4 роки тому +11

    Jim is a gem

  • @HowtoDieAlonePodcast
    @HowtoDieAlonePodcast 4 роки тому +26

    Do they make Holiday Ham Hot Pockets? 🤔

  • @elizabethshaw734
    @elizabethshaw734 3 роки тому +2

    Dressing isn't put into the bird and it's full of chicken meat.

  • @arabellacared1783
    @arabellacared1783 2 роки тому +2

    Get rid of Valentines Day❤💘💔
    And make it Second Halloween🖤🎃🎈

  • @globetrekker86
    @globetrekker86 2 роки тому +3

    Most people: “Disney is the happiest place on earth!”
    Gabriel Iglesias: “No, that’s IHOP”

  • @wolverine9474
    @wolverine9474 3 роки тому +5

    I love you man your so funny! Please keep making content!

  • @EA-tz2vz
    @EA-tz2vz 4 роки тому +15

    Whose thumbs downing this. Freakin haters man.

    • @newlifenowife3522
      @newlifenowife3522 4 роки тому +1

      no , not haters .... just i m not laughing....... i laugh at george carlin '; you may not !!! that s ok ; we ve all got different tastes ... enjoy your life .......

    • @GeminieCricket
      @GeminieCricket 4 роки тому +2

      Psychos

  • @kabelor56
    @kabelor56 4 роки тому +19

    I remember going to Disney World with my grandma. She went on all the rides, saw all the attractions. She loved every second of it!

    • @SuperScottCrawford
      @SuperScottCrawford 4 роки тому +4

      My mom (who was a grandma) did too! It's cool when she got on rollercoasters. The trick is go during weekdays.

  • @xamanikia13
    @xamanikia13 2 роки тому +2

    He is the most heretical catholic 😹