Top 5 Funniest Jokes from "Cinco" Jim Gaffigan

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  • @danield679
    @danield679 4 роки тому +75

    Only Jim could have the creativity to find humor with leaves dying and pine trees mocking them. So funny!

    • @joeyzuber117
      @joeyzuber117 2 роки тому +6

      That is literally one of the funniest things I've ever heard him do..... I just commented about it on another clip....Raking them up, telling kids to jump in them, and then burning them. I actually felt sorry for the leaves

    • @nallab3607
      @nallab3607 2 роки тому +2

      2 years later and he is still funny 😉☺️

    • @trishcooley5810
      @trishcooley5810 2 роки тому +3

      Brought by Patagonia but made popular by
      Eddie Bauer.

    • @trumql
      @trumql Рік тому +1

      Him and Michael McIntyre. Check out his bit about spices being abandoned in a cupboard.

  • @jen3800
    @jen3800 4 роки тому +21

    Mr Gaffigan, I just want to tell you how much your work means to me. You always make me smile and I need that now. Thank you. Have a great day!

  • @davegenther6877
    @davegenther6877 3 роки тому +92

    Jim can make anything funny. It’s a unique gift he has. He’s like a midwestern Seinfeld.

    • @ericscaillet2232
      @ericscaillet2232 2 роки тому +15

      A class above though.

    • @natev1956
      @natev1956 2 роки тому +3

      @@ericscaillet2232 I agree, although Seinfelds my favorite all time show, as far as stand-up, Jim wins hands down! Seen him live, superfunny 😁

    • @linshanhsiang
      @linshanhsiang 2 роки тому +13

      Nope. Jim is WAY funnier than Seinfeld.

    • @seven471
      @seven471 2 роки тому +8

      Don't insult Jim

    • @mistym.8480
      @mistym.8480 Рік тому +1

      Can't wait to see Jim and Seinfeld on tour together in Chicago! Got my tickets!

  • @allenpatton2919
    @allenpatton2919 3 роки тому +38

    Even now in 2021 youre still helping me through hard times. You were my mom's absolute favorite comedian that always made her day. In her last days you STILL had her rolling. You STILL keep me laughing just like you did her when we got to watch you both together when we still had her, youve helped me by making me laugh through some hard times even to this day Jim. Thank you. Your humor heals. I love showing you to friends - Jim is definitely a hall of legend comedians.
    The man can make any generation laugh and only those people from i think theyre called al... Al que da something dont enjoy him. *shot*

  • @itzelmayoral729
    @itzelmayoral729 4 роки тому +5

    Jim i think you are the sweetest man on earth. My favorite part Is when you thank people for watching. You came to my hometown once (Querétaro, México) and didnt come to see you. I reagret It now. Big hugs to you 😘

  • @robertkirkendall2010
    @robertkirkendall2010 4 роки тому +49

    Back when I owned a pickup truck I became very popular when friends needed help moving, even though my truck was only a little Mazda B2000 with no power.

  • @davidb4429
    @davidb4429 4 місяці тому +4

    Excellent material and incredible delivery, Jim! Thank you!

  • @iammeandyouaremeable
    @iammeandyouaremeable 4 роки тому +61

    I have 3 kids under 4y/o and busy processing all my garden produce right now and Jim is like my coffee. THANK YOU, Mr. Gaffigan❤

    • @stoney139
      @stoney139 2 роки тому +1

      WAIT……WHAT???!!! 3 Kids under 4, are you kidding me???!!! And we did this BECAUSE……….???😮😮😮😮

  • @kristenisreal
    @kristenisreal 3 роки тому +27

    Jim Gaffigan, the most underrated comedian.

  • @scottsirkis4531
    @scottsirkis4531 5 місяців тому +4

    You are the best of the best bar none. I do have a pickup truck that pulls my 5th wheel camper all over the country and love it.

  • @debracastro7163
    @debracastro7163 4 роки тому +13

    Thank you for all your wonderfully funny videos. God Bless you and your love ones.

  • @stefs3460
    @stefs3460 3 роки тому +11

    Like carrying around an empty suitcase 😂

  • @myishenhaines1706
    @myishenhaines1706 4 роки тому +9

    Wanting to blame someone for the weather....so true! Lol

  • @sideshowtink
    @sideshowtink 4 роки тому +22

    Hilarious! I did almost spit my sip of brew out when you said 'I have 5 kids and they just carry me around' The pick up truck thing was so funny. And the donuts. LOL This was stellar!

  • @montanaelkwhisperer1744
    @montanaelkwhisperer1744 2 роки тому +6

    "Wanna go outside?"
    "It's closed"
    Extra funny in 2022 after two plus years of lockdowns and isolation.

  • @karlbaschal3245
    @karlbaschal3245 4 роки тому +17

    Thank you so much for giving us a bit of sunshine and laughter. My husband and I truly appreciate the jokes. You are very kind to do that for everyone.

  • @scottsirkis4531
    @scottsirkis4531 7 місяців тому +5

    Your the best hands down.

  • @Ender7j
    @Ender7j 4 роки тому +33

    The Cracker Barrel reference was spot on 🤣

  • @streetrodexpert
    @streetrodexpert Рік тому +5

    Love Jim, laughter 🤣 has me in tears from him..Anthony

  • @jamesbarbato2192
    @jamesbarbato2192 3 роки тому +9

    Jim you are my absolute my favorite comedian! Thank you for making me laugh for so many years. ❤️

  • @TheMrwipple
    @TheMrwipple 4 роки тому +22

    Great stuff, Jim. Stay motivated - because you motivate us! Thanks for the laughs!

  • @allisonr9607
    @allisonr9607 4 роки тому +3

    I love the Altra hiking shoe ad immediately following the hiking segment 👍

  • @drummergirl495
    @drummergirl495 4 роки тому +15

    I’ve watched you for way too many years and all I can say is...thank you for the laughs and you should have a million subscribers....🥰

  • @alayololslol5424
    @alayololslol5424 4 роки тому +7

    This guy is on another level.

  • @vallileone3015
    @vallileone3015 4 роки тому +5

    You are richly blessed. What a gift!!!

  • @gdhayes2761
    @gdhayes2761 4 роки тому +43

    “Everyone who owns a pickup never picks anything up.” Ain’t that the truth. This one gets me cry-laughing the tears of a clown.

    • @sonnyburnett8725
      @sonnyburnett8725 4 роки тому +6

      Or drive those pickup trucks with four wheels on the backend, mirrors that hang out to the next lane and raised up like a semi truck and looks like it’s stored in a nasa clean room and always driven by a little old guy.

    • @sillyme2846
      @sillyme2846 4 роки тому +2

      @@sonnyburnett8725 😄 it's called a dually

    • @klimtkahlo
      @klimtkahlo 3 роки тому

      @@sonnyburnett8725 short man syndrome. The shorter the man the bigger the pick up truck! And they drive that crap in the most densely populated neighborhoods where there is no parking! I could strangle them!!!

  • @sonalpandya2770
    @sonalpandya2770 4 роки тому +8

    Jim!! Thank you, you made me laugh out loud again. You are genius!

  • @asolano
    @asolano 4 роки тому +8

    That voice @3:48... I bet Jim could make a killer John Malkovich impression if he tried.

  • @296jacqi
    @296jacqi 4 роки тому +18

    17:11 My favorite stand up joke(s) EVER by anyone. It’s so beautiful the way the leaves DIE.

    • @clivewells7090
      @clivewells7090 4 роки тому

      Your pic makes you look half Ferengi..! X

  • @hummingbird1999
    @hummingbird1999 3 роки тому +3

    Good morning you always make me giggle in the morning thank you ☺️

  • @MohammadAlabed
    @MohammadAlabed 4 роки тому +5

    I watch all ads because Jim is awesome and he deserves all the support :)

  • @ab-zo6jt
    @ab-zo6jt Рік тому +2

    RAM though!!! I'm not a truck guy but I'm pretty sure it's Ford's slogan.😂

  • @misfitsanddreamers
    @misfitsanddreamers 4 роки тому +81

    You are hysterically funny

  • @jeannecraig8552
    @jeannecraig8552 8 місяців тому +2

    You’re wonderful!
    Thank you.

  • @frankho99
    @frankho99 3 роки тому +3

    The leaves bit beats everything 👌 everything

  • @francescaa8331
    @francescaa8331 4 роки тому +10

    That was a fun way to start my day. Thank you.

  • @thedeekabides
    @thedeekabides 4 роки тому +73

    "Can we go outside?"
    "It's closed."
    Heh. There are viral jokes in here

    • @stereoroid
      @stereoroid 4 роки тому +5

      “Viral”. Heh.

    • @wilclark2272
      @wilclark2272 4 роки тому

      Talk about being prophetic.
      "Outside's gonna be closed for at least six months, and no, you can't have any of my spicy ice cream." LoL

    • @wilclark2272
      @wilclark2272 4 роки тому

      @@NukelearFallout If I have to explain it to you you won't get it.

    • @wilclark2272
      @wilclark2272 4 роки тому

      @@NukelearFallout You're funny. 😁

    • @wilclark2272
      @wilclark2272 4 роки тому

      @@NukelearFallout Good for you. And you can stop replying to me now because I've lost interest. Can you still see planet Earth from a-top your pedastle?

  • @johncesario4942
    @johncesario4942 3 роки тому +8

    I get out of bed at 5 am to feed cats then go back until 11am...I need 💤😴

  • @debz6110
    @debz6110 4 роки тому +21

    Ah Jim, This shelter-in-place would be so much more unbearable without your contribution of fun!!! Thanks man.

  • @WilliamFHenry
    @WilliamFHenry 4 роки тому +4

    If you ever did go hiking Jim, maybe you'd run into the Bushman; not quite as bad as confronting Jason or even Freddy, but I'll bet you'd respond quickly to the impromptu 100 yard dash! You would be moving so fast, Sasquatch would be jealous!😆

  • @geminiecricket4798
    @geminiecricket4798 4 роки тому +5

    Thank you 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 a true gentleman.

  • @auberjean6873
    @auberjean6873 4 роки тому +30

    Oh Jim. When people asked me how I lost the weight I needed to lose I tell 'em the Jim Gaffigan diet. You can't eat when you're laughing! Thanks Jim!

  • @SarahVincent2023
    @SarahVincent2023 Рік тому +3

    Hi Jim, I’m hard at work expanding your fan base with everyone I know. You’re doing the work, really, just wanted you to know you’re appreciated! 😁

  • @plutobeliever
    @plutobeliever 4 роки тому +2

    As a kid winters in Pennsylvania were pretty brutal also..."...ahh, the foliage..." LOL

  • @suebrown3465
    @suebrown3465 4 роки тому +11

    Only Jim can give fall leaves personalities! Another great video❤️

  • @joeverrechia7383
    @joeverrechia7383 2 роки тому +1

    Laughter is the best, and so is Jim.

  • @bntaft5133
    @bntaft5133 4 роки тому +5

    Thank you, Jim.

  • @TomO.3678
    @TomO.3678 4 роки тому +11

    A stellar compilation as always! Thanks Jim! ☘☘☘

  • @bababuyiekaban7942
    @bababuyiekaban7942 4 роки тому +3

    Jumbo, you need to welcome hiking into your life! 🤣

  • @annioutandaboutvintage2285
    @annioutandaboutvintage2285 4 роки тому +17

    A man for All seasons!! Hilarious!

  • @nathanpowers8313
    @nathanpowers8313 4 роки тому +8

    Thanks for sharing the magic!

  • @philipberthiaume2314
    @philipberthiaume2314 2 роки тому +3

    I haven't had a donut in years, after watching this video, I actually feel like having one. Maybe tomorrow :)

  • @jameswoolford2698
    @jameswoolford2698 Рік тому +3

    Nice clean humour ❤️✔️🔥

  • @WilliamFHenry
    @WilliamFHenry 4 роки тому +8

    The winter time is hard for some couples. The guy's thinking about the cold and then remembering the last time she used his legs as a foot warmer. Then she's thinking about how delirious he gets from the cold weather when he asks for a special CPR... Oh the winter time blues!🤔

  • @rhondapohlman509
    @rhondapohlman509 4 роки тому +2

    Oh yeah Saturday morning...can we go outside? Its closed! 😅🤣😂

  • @atgb143
    @atgb143 4 роки тому +6

    I fancy a donut or two right now.
    Last time I had one was when you posted the donut compilation few months ago. 🍩😋
    The midwest and east coast have the best fall foliage. I got to see and enjoy it when my mom and I went on a trip/vacation years ago.
    🍂🍁🍂🍁🍂😂😂😂❤🧡💜

  • @bookbwitched466
    @bookbwitched466 4 роки тому +15

    Addendum 🌲 I really have been doing the laughter therapy. Today, my neighbor called my daughter "Is your momma ok?" My Fab daughter told this snoopy old gossip that I am seeing someone and having a wonderful time! Then she called to see why I was laughing so much. Guess I've been hitting the Gaffigan more than 20 minutes a day. Maybe I'll throw in a passionate moan or two, set a timer for the best moan of passion timing, my reputation is set forever...can I get an Amen!! Lets do the Dance of Joy!! Practice for a better time in America! Be safe, everyone, Google Laugh Therapy and settle down for the most fun attitude adjustment ever, Gaffigan style.🌲

  • @michelletavakoli
    @michelletavakoli 11 місяців тому +1

    Sometimes in mild snow depths / winter temps it’s beautiful to walk in local trail parks during snowfall or right after.

  • @joebykaeby
    @joebykaeby 4 роки тому +7

    This is because I just commented about how I had forgotten a lot of the Cinco jokes, isn't it? Ah Jim, you sneaky dog. You know me so well.

  • @Michael-s2p3p
    @Michael-s2p3p 4 роки тому +4

    Great stuff, thx!

  • @WilliamFHenry
    @WilliamFHenry 4 роки тому +22

    Weren't you on an episode of the Simpsons one time Jim? If not, that'd be cool. You could have a donut eating contest with Homer and then the both of you could save the world; two dreams coming true in one episode!🤣

    • @crumpingtons
      @crumpingtons 3 роки тому +3

      He was on Bob's Burgers, fyi

    • @mistym.8480
      @mistym.8480 Рік тому

      I think he also guested on Sex and the City. I think he was the guy that Miranda dated who would take a s*** with the bathroom door open.

  • @JohnDoe-dh3xc
    @JohnDoe-dh3xc 2 роки тому +2

    Jim so awesome 😂😂😂

  • @corinnemcmillan8681
    @corinnemcmillan8681 4 роки тому +4

    Absolutely hilarious!

  • @kemarisite
    @kemarisite 2 роки тому +3

    When I was 18 I went hiking as part of a weeklong group trip in northeast Oregon, at the end of July. We got SNOWED OUT IN JULY on the second day.
    About leaves: "I'll just set them on fire." Or, as a Congressman said over 3 decades ago when flag burning was an issue, "My constituents can't even burn LEAVES."

  • @ishy78ishy
    @ishy78ishy 4 роки тому +3

    Thanks Jim !!

  • @bfkennedy
    @bfkennedy 4 роки тому +8

    Jim is the best! 😂❤️

  • @wilclark2272
    @wilclark2272 4 роки тому +6

    When I was 14 my mother and sister and I lived in Boulder, Colorado, behind a Dunkin' Donuts, and at night my mother would make me crawl in to the dumpster to retrieve the bags of day old donuts and munchkins. And..., my father was the manager of a Burger King in New Mexico and would bring home the old burgers and fries before they were about to go in the trash. My sister and I grew up eating garbage and now have eating disorders.

  • @MadamFoogie
    @MadamFoogie 4 роки тому +6

    It was 38º and rainy here today, and I feel like someone pulled the rug out from underneath me. Meanwhile, the entire west coast is on fire.

    • @ThePHYL
      @ThePHYL 4 роки тому

      MadamFoogie ....oh I wish we had rain here in Arizona....i think it’s been 6 months since we had a drop of rain....we look forward to the monsoons, but this year we haven’t had one, weird....well if we lived through the year we had 122 degrees we can live through anything

    • @MadamFoogie
      @MadamFoogie 4 роки тому

      @@ThePHYL The hottest it ever got here in my lifetime was 116º. But I didn't have air conditioning. To compensate, I took two box fans, and taped a bedsheet to the edges of them, one at the foot of the bed and the other leaning on the headboard. Made a makeshift wind tunnel. Just spend the whole day in my windy little bunker, drinking ice water and reading novels to pass the time. That was a rough summer.

  • @sp-vf3cu
    @sp-vf3cu 2 роки тому +1

    Lol - outside is closed 🤣

  • @Brighton_evans
    @Brighton_evans 4 роки тому +11

    Wasup Jim (pls reply) you are so funny and I listen to your specials all the time. Don’t stop what you are doing because I want to meet you one day

  • @sybillestahl8646
    @sybillestahl8646 4 роки тому +5

    I bought a second hand pottery wheel for just fifty dollars, because all the other people who were willing to pay more couldn’t get the heavy unwieldy thing into their cars, but I have a brother-in-law with a pickup truck. Thanks Keith!

  • @ericmelto7810
    @ericmelto7810 4 роки тому +12

    Real people that get up early on Saturday start drinking early on Saturday.

    • @shanks4391
      @shanks4391 4 роки тому +1

      Yup. Crack a beer, mow the lawn

  • @waterbender9939
    @waterbender9939 4 роки тому +10

    What kind of car are you renting?
    Blue.
    Is that four or six cylinders?
    Blue.

  • @grandmanatalie
    @grandmanatalie 4 роки тому +11

    I used to have a hot pink pickup with a roll bar. It had one bumper sticker that said mean people suck. I was cool for a quick minute.

  • @Jane-nt3vy
    @Jane-nt3vy 2 роки тому +1

    Can we go outside? Its closed 😂😂😂😂

  • @josephyork4175
    @josephyork4175 4 роки тому +9

    People that get up at 6AM are the kind that like to hurry up and wait.

  • @tonybramham5184
    @tonybramham5184 4 роки тому +1

    these vids are really enjoyable....

  • @ARichardP
    @ARichardP Рік тому +1

    Instead of towing an aircraft carrier I only see you going to Cracker Barrel with your pickup truck. Lol

  • @darinsingleton3553
    @darinsingleton3553 4 роки тому +2

    Hey, Jim. Thanks.

  • @cynthiap1927
    @cynthiap1927 4 роки тому +2

    Carl the leaf😂🍁

  • @margareteustaquio164
    @margareteustaquio164 Місяць тому

    Death of leaves how romantic 😂

  • @37Raffaella
    @37Raffaella 4 роки тому +14

    Jim....next time you come to Madrid or Barçelona..I will be sitting in the first row!!! Remember this...

  • @billydrumskin777
    @billydrumskin777 4 роки тому +7

    I could listen to Jim read the paper. Not that he would because it requires reading. Lol We need more Heath Horner in our lives.

  • @ItsMefromSnuffys
    @ItsMefromSnuffys 19 днів тому

    Love the truck jokes

  • @rebekahboyer4519
    @rebekahboyer4519 4 роки тому +3

    Remember, ♥️Dolling; you are wOnderful; don't let the Vampires persuade you to insert demoralizing 'Political',
    A-Hem! 🤣 embeds ~

  • @michelletavakoli
    @michelletavakoli 11 місяців тому +1

    Um feeding your kids breakfast to give your wife of 6 kids a break. - ya you’re the 6th kid🤣🤣🤣😊

  • @Ladygaga4047
    @Ladygaga4047 4 роки тому +1

    Brilliant

  • @doogalloonni
    @doogalloonni 4 роки тому +8

    You have some great writers... I understand they have 5 kids- They're gonna need good senses of humor!

    • @Sunset553
      @Sunset553 Рік тому

      I think it’s him and his wife. Yeah, good humor well written for stand up

  • @Emeraldcity70
    @Emeraldcity70 2 роки тому +2

    "Let's Invade Iraq!"- Oh Jim, my cure for depression.

  • @INKADORA
    @INKADORA 2 місяці тому

    I agree on not getting up early since I retired.

  • @Budley
    @Budley 4 роки тому +4

    My honeymoon dinner was at Cracker Barrel. Yep! and I drive a truck. Was he talking about me?

  • @margareteustaquio164
    @margareteustaquio164 Місяць тому

    Very funny 😄

  • @terrimewdasher8956
    @terrimewdasher8956 4 роки тому +1

    We love winter and fall here in the south. Summer can go to hell lol

  • @j03thesquid
    @j03thesquid 4 роки тому +2

    16:50 Colorado in a nutshell.

  • @WHR0306
    @WHR0306 3 роки тому +3

    How do you never use cruise control? I'd die without cc!

  • @cutl00senc
    @cutl00senc Рік тому +2

    Big trucks are just a subconscious substitute for something smaller….

  • @kyles9093
    @kyles9093 7 днів тому

    3:43 heated seats remind me of stomach x-rays determining my chrones (is that a c scan). Felt like I filled my pants. I jump of the table and check my pants. Dr. Says you’re not the first one to check. I dislike heated seats because of it.

  • @erikcal9097
    @erikcal9097 3 роки тому

    I get up at 4:00 a.m. every morning so really hate me.

  • @MHLegacy
    @MHLegacy 4 роки тому +2

    (17:26) The leaf jokes made me think of the Monty Python bit in "The Meaning of Life."
    ua-cam.com/video/RYNnF3TjSEw/v-deo.html

  • @chatsagain
    @chatsagain 4 роки тому +3

    A good human