King of One-Liners | Andy Huggins | Stand Up Comedy

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  • @badger297
    @badger297 3 місяці тому +1803

    No wasted time. He came out swinging and kept pace the whole time. Best set I've seen in a while 😂

    • @321snoot
      @321snoot 3 місяці тому +30

      As a 66 year old guy, I can certainly relate to a lot of Andy's jokes. Great comic timing, delivery...the guy's hilarious! Way funnier than most of today's stand-up "comics".

    • @youngThrashbarg
      @youngThrashbarg 3 місяці тому +24

      No time to waste.

    • @badger297
      @badger297 3 місяці тому +5

      @@youngThrashbarg 😂😂😂

    • @marcushaliwell7340
      @marcushaliwell7340 3 місяці тому +3

      Wait till you get to eighty!

    • @badger297
      @badger297 3 місяці тому +3

      @@marcushaliwell7340 I did heroin and smoked crack for years. Along with all that entails. I ain't reaching 80 🤣

  • @thoughts1131
    @thoughts1131 Місяць тому +422

    This guy is a genuine professional. Crowd pauses, timing, understanding his delivery. Excellent 👌

    • @deanronson6331
      @deanronson6331 Місяць тому +6

      Why does that surprise you? He's been in the business for 40 years.

    • @AyubHassan07
      @AyubHassan07 19 днів тому +1

      @@deanronson6331
      He hasn’t been doing this set for 40 years

  • @SunWarrior155
    @SunWarrior155 2 місяці тому +899

    You'd think the "I'm old" cliché would be dry, but this guy's a riot.

    • @xBRVTALx
      @xBRVTALx Місяць тому +14

      You would think that but because he’s so damn old it still works. I don’t think a 60 year old could pull off this bit.

    • @FakeAFSongLyrics
      @FakeAFSongLyrics Місяць тому +13

      @@xBRVTALxHe differently puts some interesting twists to keep it from being overly cliche.

    • @InHellITrust
      @InHellITrust Місяць тому +5

      This guy is already one of my favs,

    • @danoelker1144
      @danoelker1144 Місяць тому +8

      @@FakeAFSongLyricsyeah I love how he pulls in some millennial stuff like yolo & modern technology like Siri but keeps its old school & relates to the old folks but he def reaches his audience. Lol 😂

    • @atrocious_pr0xy
      @atrocious_pr0xy Місяць тому +5

      The "early onset rigormortis" line was savage.

  • @ezzb
    @ezzb 3 місяці тому +3926

    Oh, this wasn't clickbait at all. He IS king of one-liners 👑

    • @MamaTreNiner
      @MamaTreNiner 3 місяці тому +13

      🏆😂🤣😂🤣

    • @AdamHernandez4012
      @AdamHernandez4012 3 місяці тому +8

      *Was 🤣

    • @Justin-fq7vj
      @Justin-fq7vj 3 місяці тому +7

      Even if he can get around later, I would bet he could still write some awesome jokes.

    • @doronflake4298
      @doronflake4298 3 місяці тому +8

      He ain't got time. Give him your laughs, NOW

    • @Jositoooo
      @Jositoooo 3 місяці тому +5

      Mostly 2-3 liners really.

  • @tommyopeters
    @tommyopeters 3 місяці тому +1505

    "I just paid off my student loans". A true one-liner!

    • @hakim7894
      @hakim7894 3 місяці тому +6

      That was actually a meme. Went viral loooong time ago

    • @stardustgirl2904
      @stardustgirl2904 2 місяці тому +6

      My kids are paying their way through college, and they have no debt! So it's possible to go to college without debts

    • @Whoisthatns
      @Whoisthatns 2 місяці тому +15

      @@stardustgirl2904blah blah blah…

    • @stardustgirl2904
      @stardustgirl2904 2 місяці тому +1

      @Whoisthatns Some of us were raised to actually be respectful, and swearing 🤬 isn't a part of that! My parents taught me well!

    • @g0stn0te
      @g0stn0te 2 місяці тому +13

      @@stardustgirl2904ok boomer. You’ve been smoking too much “stardust”

  • @Marcus-r3v
    @Marcus-r3v Місяць тому +245

    How is it possible I've never seen Andy? He's hilarious & better than 90% of comedians today. Keep up the great work & god bless you.

  • @lostuntilnow
    @lostuntilnow 3 місяці тому +789

    I’m 75 and this guy is right on. Laughed my ass off

    • @thomaskaiser2475
      @thomaskaiser2475 3 місяці тому +19

      I'm 35, also laughed my ass off. He's killing it.

    • @stroys7061
      @stroys7061 3 місяці тому +9

      I’m 74 and can relate to a lot of it.

    • @trauf777
      @trauf777 3 місяці тому +3

      i am 27 and i dont speak english what was that?

    • @yankee2666
      @yankee2666 3 місяці тому

      He's very good, but he's only 74 and seems to be processing life like a much older person.

    • @thomaskaiser2475
      @thomaskaiser2475 3 місяці тому +1

      @yankee2666 must be an old soul as they call them.

  • @davebeech236
    @davebeech236 3 місяці тому +332

    How is it possible this is the first time I've ever seen or even heard of this guy? He's brilliant!

    • @kmiller5808
      @kmiller5808 3 місяці тому

      Dave, you may have answered your own question.

    • @kamdala
      @kamdala 2 місяці тому

      Can you imagine the crap they’ve been forcing us to believe over the years?

    • @oldrrocr
      @oldrrocr 2 місяці тому +1

      Andy! I'm stealing all your material! Just letting you know...

    • @evalynn383
      @evalynn383 Місяць тому +4

      This is the first time I have ever seen him, too.

    • @paulabevan
      @paulabevan Місяць тому

      That's not his first time he's been doing that for years

  • @comediantomryan
    @comediantomryan Місяць тому +147

    Every single line works. Andy has been so funny for his entire comedy career. It's great to see that this video has over two million views and counting.

    • @warrenpuckett4203
      @warrenpuckett4203 29 днів тому +4

      Jogging while smoking... Took a Navy physical fitness test with a lit cigar. I was 39 passed 2/3 of the people taking the test. The captain said why?
      I am steam powered.

  • @ziff_1
    @ziff_1 2 місяці тому +436

    This guy isn't just 'good for his age', he's just plain good. Genuinely funny.

  • @szolanek
    @szolanek 3 місяці тому +717

    His brains are fresh. Not only remembers the lines, but performs them professionally. The jokes are great

    • @idk9992
      @idk9992 3 місяці тому +8

      There is one brain in the human skull. One.

    •  2 місяці тому +8

      Spotted the zombie.

    • @MemesForACause
      @MemesForACause 2 місяці тому

      2 hemispheres?

    • @tested123
      @tested123 2 місяці тому +4

      his brains are fresh?

    • @nophilter
      @nophilter 2 місяці тому

      Ew

  • @Yas-sx6rm
    @Yas-sx6rm 2 місяці тому +115

    My favorite one-liner of his is "I went into an antiques store ..they wouldn't let me leave", simple and brilliant haha!

    • @Jimmy-Slims
      @Jimmy-Slims 3 дні тому

      The helmet and skateboard one for me...just visualising it now has me in stitches 🤣

  • @kayreece297
    @kayreece297 3 місяці тому +300

    the Rigor mortis joke had me in tears. well done my guy nice set

    • @clumsiii
      @clumsiii 3 місяці тому +10

      Early Onset Rigor Mortis is perfect for arthritis. What a set!

    • @donnaleeah5075
      @donnaleeah5075 Місяць тому

      I'm stealing that one! Plan on using it today when I'm with friends.

  • @elginvenable5358
    @elginvenable5358 3 місяці тому +316

    The cigarette joke and the carrying a skateboard joke was hysterical

  • @axistiltproductions
    @axistiltproductions 2 місяці тому +121

    Andy's Joke to Laugh ratio is 100% and sometimes more. Not too often you find a comedian who can make you laugh at every single joke. I have to write some of these down.

  • @USERID412-k7n
    @USERID412-k7n 3 місяці тому +474

    Never heard of this guy though he's been doing comedy for 40 years. Glad to have that hole filled. Delightful material and delivery.

    • @spacefoodie
      @spacefoodie 3 місяці тому +3

      Likewise Probably his first time on camera

    • @chuckbusack7766
      @chuckbusack7766 2 місяці тому +1

      ​@@spacefoodie😮

    • @brotendo
      @brotendo 2 місяці тому

      I know some other dudes that can fill your other holes

    • @Aritro77
      @Aritro77 2 місяці тому +1

      Oh you should be so lucky

    • @JustMyTwoScents
      @JustMyTwoScents 2 місяці тому

      Glad to have that hole filled. That's what she said.

  • @028prasath
    @028prasath 3 місяці тому +346

    The fact that he has memorized all the jokes and delivering them perfectly at this age is phenomenal !!

    • @nomadpi1
      @nomadpi1 3 місяці тому +16

      Being 80, I ask why do you think "at his age" being able to memorize is a phenomenal event? Everyone can memorize. Especially elderly people, I bet he knows more knowledge, personal and academic, than you. Jeeez, Man; wtf?

    • @MrBrindleStyle
      @MrBrindleStyle 3 місяці тому +5

      The forgot my pants joke…

    • @lilbullet5300
      @lilbullet5300 3 місяці тому +8

      You don't hang with the elderly that much, do you? Lol wtf

    • @SimonASNG
      @SimonASNG 3 місяці тому +3

      Plot twist. Originally it was supposed to be a 20 min set ;)

    • @cliomuse1206
      @cliomuse1206 2 місяці тому +11

      @@nomadpi1I was about to say that too. I am 30, but throughout my life I’ve always been around elder people. A lot of them are sharp! I would love to see more people in their 70s and 80s doing comedy - that’s pure gold! Just people that have seen it all, heard it all, lived it all, making jokes without any fear of being politically correct. 🙏
      God bless you, Sir! I hope you live a long and healthy life.

  • @jamielee9350
    @jamielee9350 Місяць тому +63

    Andy Huggins is a 45-year veteran of stand-up comedy. He was, along with Bill Hicks, Ron Shock and others, one of the original Texas Outlaw Comics, a group of Houston-based comedians who famously convened at Houston's Comedy Workshop in the 1980s.

  • @Digitalolu
    @Digitalolu 3 місяці тому +1521

    “for my community service I left the community” 😂😂😂

    • @denisejudd5832
      @denisejudd5832 3 місяці тому +10

      That took me out😂😂😂

    • @paulapalais
      @paulapalais 3 місяці тому +7

      I got such a chuckle over that.. 😂 they all were good .

    • @SaiSS961
      @SaiSS961 2 місяці тому

      That was a good one 😂😂​@@denisejudd5832

    • @axistiltproductions
      @axistiltproductions 2 місяці тому +2

      Thats one i need to write down for sure

    • @beck01
      @beck01 Місяць тому +1

      That shit cracked me up 😂

  • @MRich727
    @MRich727 3 місяці тому +738

    Literally gave him a standing ovation….
    After viewing this on my phone…
    Alone….
    😂

    • @joetowers4804
      @joetowers4804 3 місяці тому +21

      ...while on the toilet...

    • @clumsiii
      @clumsiii 3 місяці тому +14

      @@joetowers4804 ...mid-wipe...

    • @PhantomFilmAustralia
      @PhantomFilmAustralia 3 місяці тому +16

      @@clumsiii ...with one still hanging...

    • @00linered
      @00linered 3 місяці тому +8

      ​@@PhantomFilmAustralia no TP

    • @mynameistrd6841
      @mynameistrd6841 3 місяці тому +5

      Hahaha me too

  • @badcompany520
    @badcompany520 Місяць тому +37

    Honestly the best thing I've seen in a loooong time. I love this guy.

  • @dallasreid7755
    @dallasreid7755 3 місяці тому +221

    Absolutely outstanding. "Early onset rigor mortis" had me crying laughing.

    • @TheCreedBratton
      @TheCreedBratton 3 місяці тому +8

      I shook the bed so hard from laughing the cat got up and left 😂

    • @bhatkat
      @bhatkat 3 місяці тому +5

      Yeah, he really nails it with his take on aging and death.

  • @ryanshaw1498
    @ryanshaw1498 3 місяці тому +1408

    Looks like he's got a great start to his career in comedy I can't wait to see his later work. lol

    • @lawof1860
      @lawof1860 3 місяці тому +49

      🤣🤣🤣🤣 youre wrong for that 😂😂😂😂

    • @picklesun4440
      @picklesun4440 3 місяці тому +5

      The fuck you will 🤣🤣

    • @rnbinstrumental
      @rnbinstrumental 3 місяці тому +12

      No he has been a comedian for a while

    • @ShadowFlame500
      @ShadowFlame500 3 місяці тому +75

      "The Fuck you will!!"

    • @Thee_Hamza
      @Thee_Hamza 3 місяці тому +15

      What part “40 years ago” u aint get. L joke

  • @bigharm56ai
    @bigharm56ai Місяць тому +28

    The crowd work, your momma, Miami joke caught me off guard. 😂😂😂😂

    • @KillerChihuahua
      @KillerChihuahua Місяць тому +4

      He missed the opportunity to followup "it was really hot"

  • @j666parker87
    @j666parker87 3 місяці тому +910

    “Second time I was sober but the shit was hard” killed me.

    • @ByteSizedShort
      @ByteSizedShort 3 місяці тому +4

      I didn't get it😅 can you explain?

    • @alexmarquez9333
      @alexmarquez9333 3 місяці тому +20

      ​@@ByteSizedShort I think he just meant like the second time he realized college itself was actually difficult

    • @RickFruckberry
      @RickFruckberry 3 місяці тому +11

      When he stopped drinking and doing the diligent work it was hard. College is supposed to be hard.
      The joke is that while doing the 12 steps he developed a level of self awareness and honesty with himself and the group he was part of and developing study skills had not been a priority. So he quit to preserve his newfound sobriety. Relapsing is too easy.

    • @denisejudd5832
      @denisejudd5832 3 місяці тому +4

      I lost it😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @tonyrock5313
      @tonyrock5313 2 місяці тому +3

      ANDY IS HILARIOUS!!😅

  • @SappyEuphoria
    @SappyEuphoria 3 місяці тому +3321

    King of one liners is fitting

    • @DontTellComedy
      @DontTellComedy  3 місяці тому +176

      Andy really is the king!

    • @Dragoon-ob3mg
      @Dragoon-ob3mg 3 місяці тому +47

      I hope we get to see more of him

    • @ezzb
      @ezzb 3 місяці тому +28

      We need more Andy!

    • @16BitOG
      @16BitOG 3 місяці тому +18

      If you like this you'll like mitch hedberg

    • @robinclayton8918
      @robinclayton8918 3 місяці тому +5

      36 years so-
      Ber is AMAZING!!!

  • @lemmeeout
    @lemmeeout 2 місяці тому +79

    I clicked on this one by mistake - and what a wonderful mistake it was! Andy was HILArioUS! If you just stopped by, you are in for a real treat, ENJOY! Thanks, Andy!

  • @tankvibe
    @tankvibe 3 місяці тому +1523

    "I just finished paying off my student loan" 😂

  • @iggysixx
    @iggysixx 3 місяці тому +192

    All killer, no filler! This was great 😁

  • @1231crazykiller
    @1231crazykiller 5 днів тому +3

    This is some old school Stand Up Comedy, cheers, young man.

  • @LuisRodriguez-ll9hk
    @LuisRodriguez-ll9hk 3 місяці тому +349

    “I got extinct” had me rolling 😂

    • @e.b.1728
      @e.b.1728 3 місяці тому +4

      Same here. Had my eyes watering from laughing so hard!

    • @matrixphijr
      @matrixphijr 2 місяці тому +2

      I would've done the punchline differently, like say the spirit animal is a dodo bird or something. Joke's the same but the effect is a little different. Still hilarious.

    • @marxjenn1
      @marxjenn1 8 днів тому

      My favorite too

    • @haritmohansaxena732
      @haritmohansaxena732 7 днів тому

      'It' got extinct

  • @Stew_Pid
    @Stew_Pid 3 місяці тому +1460

    Carbon Dating 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @CoocooBird247
      @CoocooBird247 3 місяці тому +13

      Can you help me? I didn't get it🤦‍♀️

    • @earnest2898
      @earnest2898 3 місяці тому +66

      Carbon dating is an archeological technique to identify how old an object is (play on words because he is old)

    • @terrycrews1760
      @terrycrews1760 3 місяці тому

      @@earnest2898honestly I didn’t know either

    • @CoocooBird247
      @CoocooBird247 3 місяці тому

      @@earnest2898 Thanks appreciate you!!

    • @Angelwrites
      @Angelwrites 3 місяці тому

      Wild 😂

  • @emilyrasdorf361
    @emilyrasdorf361 2 місяці тому +36

    Nothing but Solid Gold Bangers!!!! This guy is a Rock Star!

  • @RAIN-AGAIN
    @RAIN-AGAIN 3 місяці тому +456

    “ANTIQUE SHOP WOULDN’T LET HIM LEAVE …….”🤣
    I’m still on the floor… dam!

    • @Pylypczak
      @Pylypczak 3 місяці тому +4

      He’s looking toward the light 🤣🤣🤣

    • @LindaA1124
      @LindaA1124 2 місяці тому +2

      😂😂ikr 😂😂😂.......

    • @cheriezhang5366
      @cheriezhang5366 2 місяці тому

      I didn’t get the light joke.

    • @Pylypczak
      @Pylypczak 2 місяці тому +7

      @@cheriezhang5366 they tell you when your going through the dying process “Just go towards ‘the light’”…🤣

    • @RAIN-AGAIN
      @RAIN-AGAIN 2 місяці тому

      @@cheriezhang5366
      ​​⁠
      ​​⁠
      I COULDN’T FIGURE IT OUT EITHER 🤷🏿‍♂️
      That “ antique “joke starts at 5:09….. followed by the “ light” joke…….
      I Listened to it a few more times…….. just couldn’t get it ❓❓
      Sooooo,
      GOOD CATCH CHERIE❗️❗️
      Just goes to show who’s a good listener:YOU❗️
      Listening is your secret power 🦸‍♀️👍🏾❗️

  • @LibertyX91
    @LibertyX91 3 місяці тому +775

    "I figure if I transition" took me out, man's trying to cheat the code 😂😂😂

    • @aliced.3799
      @aliced.3799 2 місяці тому +40

      As a trans woman, that joke made me start cackling, it’s really nice to hear a transgender joke that’s funny without being demeaning

    • @electrodynamicorb6548
      @electrodynamicorb6548 2 місяці тому +2

      @@aliced.3799who screwed you up so bad?

    • @jeffreysapp7323
      @jeffreysapp7323 Місяць тому

      Most of them are funny ​@@aliced.3799

    • @grannyoakley20
      @grannyoakley20 Місяць тому +1

      I thought about transitioning years ago … simply because there are way more derogatory terms for an old woman than there are for an old man 😉

    • @aliced.3799
      @aliced.3799 Місяць тому

      @@electrodynamicorb6548 ignorant people like you

  • @BarbaraRothermal
    @BarbaraRothermal 2 місяці тому +31

    This guy should be on America's Got Talent, he would win for sure!!!!!!

  • @paulhenry5174
    @paulhenry5174 3 місяці тому +207

    Now this guy is FUNNY. FINALLY A FUNNY GUY ON UA-cam. 😂 I enjoyed his delivery on every joke.

    • @darbyohara
      @darbyohara 3 місяці тому +1

      What part of UA-cam have you been on?! Lots of funny guys on UA-cam. This guys isn’t among them

    • @michaellit-t5x
      @michaellit-t5x 2 місяці тому

      Watch Jim gaffigan

    • @MEx2
      @MEx2 2 місяці тому +2

      ​@@darbyohara What is your problem

  • @ThaboHlaoli
    @ThaboHlaoli 3 місяці тому +3288

    “The fuck you will” 💀💀

    • @user-rm9zx7ln9i
      @user-rm9zx7ln9i 3 місяці тому +57

      Dead. Literally.

    • @richstex4736
      @richstex4736 3 місяці тому +17

      @@user-rm9zx7ln9i Have you undergone a colonoscopy? He might have been referring to that.

    • @achanwahn
      @achanwahn 3 місяці тому +9

      ​@@richstex4736 but mostly dead

    • @KenLieck
      @KenLieck 3 місяці тому +5

      @@richstex4736 I wonder if they found he had a rectal dysfunction?

    • @edmunddianga8641
      @edmunddianga8641 3 місяці тому +6

      This brought me here😂😂

  • @tyjay5974
    @tyjay5974 2 місяці тому +19

    Omg this guy is just fantastic I don't know how old but he gives me so much courage I am 78 a good lesson for me god bless you My friend I love you ty jay

  • @rgi8426
    @rgi8426 3 місяці тому +539

    "She had multuple personalities, and I'm bad with names" was insane 😅😅😅

    • @dah_goofster
      @dah_goofster 3 місяці тому +12

      That deserved way more laughs haha got me good. Then again I come from a family riddled with mental health problems, so it was relatable

    • @amitbeniwal6891
      @amitbeniwal6891 2 місяці тому +1

      Can you explain it?? cuz i didn’t get it😮

    • @rgi8426
      @rgi8426 2 місяці тому +2

      @@amitbeniwal6891 once you know what Multiple Personality Disorder is, you'll get it. Peace.

  • @chickenjoeclark
    @chickenjoeclark 3 місяці тому +193

    Andy is king 👑 one of the last original Texas outlaws comics... His names on the comedy store. I've been lucky enough to drive him home after comedy shows. Dudes an absolute Legend

    • @clumsiii
      @clumsiii 3 місяці тому +7

      You mean there's more of these guys? I never heard of outlaw comics, give us some names to check out!

    • @scottcates
      @scottcates 3 місяці тому

      sweet

    • @chickenjoeclark
      @chickenjoeclark 2 місяці тому

      ​@@clumsiii Bill Hicks, Jimmy pineapple, Ron Shock, Slade Ham etc.

    • @AbhayYadav-ej2em
      @AbhayYadav-ej2em 2 місяці тому

      ​@@clumsiii😊

  • @billyboy665
    @billyboy665 Місяць тому +11

    I laughed out loud over and over, I had tears in my eyes , really good

  • @alecrichards8574
    @alecrichards8574 3 місяці тому +103

    WOW this guy truly is a legend, every single joke landed, what a KING, i was cracking up at every punchline

  • @ZHEER
    @ZHEER 3 місяці тому +73

    This guy is great! I don't recall anyone's comedy making me laugh throughout the entire show like this one.

  • @johnnyashtray
    @johnnyashtray Місяць тому +11

    WOW! What an absolute treasure!

  • @pantitapalittapongarnpim1581
    @pantitapalittapongarnpim1581 3 місяці тому +144

    He is SO GOOD. The king of one-liners indeed. I'm going to have to look up more of him now.

  • @james9802
    @james9802 3 місяці тому +129

    Really enjoyed this set, nice to see this classic style of comedy alive and well

    • @MAGNETO-i1i
      @MAGNETO-i1i Місяць тому

      Benjamin Franklin also liked him a lot

  • @siramsay3793
    @siramsay3793 15 днів тому +3

    I've never seen Andy Huggins before - but this routine made me CRY with laughter!!! I'm going to have look up more of his work... Oh, I'm still drying my tears 😆🤣

  • @Rigel_Chiokis
    @Rigel_Chiokis 3 місяці тому +74

    This is one of the funniest comedians I've listened to in a long time.

  • @jaygee6823
    @jaygee6823 3 місяці тому +101

    Oh, man! This guy just brightened my day with his first few jokes...never mind the rest!
    Andy Huggins...you are a TRESASURE!!

  • @soupspeaker
    @soupspeaker Місяць тому +9

    5:00 "Went to an antique store, they wouldn't let me leave" Comedy gold

  • @GeneSavage
    @GeneSavage 3 місяці тому +68

    CRYING laughing... this guy was a riot from start to finish. Can't wait to see more!!

  • @WayneJEldridge
    @WayneJEldridge 3 місяці тому +58

    This is absolute gold! I work as an activities assistant in aged care, going to play this to a "select" group of residents who I know will love this!! Thank you for sharing, from Melbourne Australia.

    • @ReadChuckar
      @ReadChuckar 3 місяці тому

      Hey Wayne I've worked next to you a couple of times! (Agency)
      Probably I also know some "oldies" who would love this!
      I was thrilled to read your comment!
      Must be the first time I remember seeing someone I kinda know, on youtube, before.

  • @LeoladyAZ
    @LeoladyAZ 2 місяці тому +10

    This is the humor and laughs I needed, especially now.

  • @matth7055
    @matth7055 3 місяці тому +45

    He is so much more than the King of one liners. His set was clever, witty and had me in stitches! Great stuff. We need more comedy in this world. A laugh a day... keeps the doctor away.

  • @pattiffin
    @pattiffin 3 місяці тому +215

    This will do gangbusters on UA-cam Shorts! Congrats! Well Played!

  • @lg_luvzgod1364
    @lg_luvzgod1364 2 місяці тому +6

    Thanks for staying so long and being funny at this age❤🎉

  • @kathleenricart9120
    @kathleenricart9120 3 місяці тому +54

    😅 I'm 71 yrs old. so related. He's just flat out Funny. Love to see more of him.

  • @francesbernard2445
    @francesbernard2445 2 місяці тому +60

    😂Never before have I heard one-liners that short and impactful. I love this guy. He knows how to un-predict the future well. Imagine being on his team. Never wasting time.

    • @shaungovus2319
      @shaungovus2319 Місяць тому

      Tommy cooper would have liked him

    • @GeekExtremist
      @GeekExtremist Місяць тому

      Look up Mitch Hedberg, that's who he reminded me of.
      "I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're going and hook up with them later."

  • @ceejejackson1909
    @ceejejackson1909 2 місяці тому +14

    “I just paid off my student loan” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @carlloud1187
    @carlloud1187 2 місяці тому +63

    I'm 75 and I'm going to steal some of his jokes. He's funny as hell!

    • @JesusVillalobos
      @JesusVillalobos Місяць тому +6

      I'm 50 and I am already thinking of when I'm going to use them!

  • @nictwaalfhoven7258
    @nictwaalfhoven7258 3 місяці тому +112

    "YOLO" had me in stitches 😂

    • @rtflone
      @rtflone 3 місяці тому +1

      What does YOLO mean I'm not familiar..

    • @lightninglemma
      @lightninglemma 3 місяці тому +3

      ​@@rtfloneyou only live once

    • @Optim40
      @Optim40 2 місяці тому

      stitches ? Nah man

  • @cabramontes
    @cabramontes Місяць тому +6

    Omg, I cried laughing 😂❤ hope his well and meeting someone in a 4 and a half hour to get busy 😂

  • @frankie8648
    @frankie8648 3 місяці тому +37

    Inspirational for seniors like me. Top shelf FUNNY👍🏽

  • @nytekeeper6861
    @nytekeeper6861 3 місяці тому +45

    "Early onset rigor mortis." omg that one made me HOWL!

    • @geort45
      @geort45 3 місяці тому +1

      never heard that one... just fantastic

    • @RikaNJay4life
      @RikaNJay4life 3 місяці тому +1

      Yessssss😂

  • @Backedone-ss5vw
    @Backedone-ss5vw 2 місяці тому +6

    He's a pure genius 🤩

  • @chigozienwankwo234
    @chigozienwankwo234 3 місяці тому +47

    Dude was point from the get go.
    Now I gotta go search for Andy Huggins clips.
    Love from Nigeria 🇳🇬

  • @eutoday1049
    @eutoday1049 3 місяці тому +34

    Never heard of him before, and never laughed so much! I'm 62, now I know what I have to look forward to - Andy makes it sound great!

  • @emgee44
    @emgee44 2 місяці тому +3

    A stand up sitting down, that's a gag in itself 😅. Some great one liners.

  • @princerajabumusic
    @princerajabumusic 3 місяці тому +229

    03:00 That tic tac toe joke was took me off guard. What an excellent joke!

    • @lightninglemma
      @lightninglemma 3 місяці тому +4

      i didn't get, please explain :3

    • @usama.002
      @usama.002 2 місяці тому +20

      When he said he is a gamer most of us including me thought video games since that's what a gamer is usually referred as. So after the woman said Rocket League which is a phone game he said Tic Tac Toe which is one of the simplistic games ever made and the fact that he said he plays until 7 at night made the joke even funnier imo lol.

    • @anujpartihar
      @anujpartihar 2 місяці тому +2

      Rocket league's a mobile game?

    • @matrixphijr
      @matrixphijr 2 місяці тому +1

      @@anujpartihar It can be if you move your computer somewhere else.

    • @pacinpm2
      @pacinpm2 2 місяці тому

      Yeah, I predicted chess.

  • @Stoxoz
    @Stoxoz 2 місяці тому +27

    Why have I never heard of this man before? One of the funniest comedians I’ve heard in a while! 😂

  • @buckbuchanan4902
    @buckbuchanan4902 2 місяці тому +28

    Livin' his best life and making people laugh. God bless him.

  • @jacobg7136
    @jacobg7136 2 місяці тому +21

    Thought I wasn't a fan of one liner sort of jokes, but this man proved me wrong!

  • @jimrubin3335
    @jimrubin3335 Місяць тому +2

    He’s right up there with some of the greatest! Just one gem after the other!

  • @lich2560
    @lich2560 3 місяці тому +18

    I live in the UK … and this man has made me laugh out loud for the first time in ages ❤️❤️❤️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 … a beautiful man and has more talent than he knows ❤️

  • @dumaskhan
    @dumaskhan 3 місяці тому +24

    This was a lot of fun. The art form of just straight jokes is a rare thing to see. I love story telling too, but this is also just comedy in its purest form.

  • @17thknight
    @17thknight Місяць тому +4

    That "YOLO" just about killed me

  • @combinedeffects4799
    @combinedeffects4799 2 місяці тому +85

    Liked the one - worried about falling - wearing a helmet and feeling ridiculous so he started walking with a skateboard .lol

  • @sirsoos3546
    @sirsoos3546 3 місяці тому +59

    Brilliant! I can’t believe how many times I laughed, God. Houston humor is amazing.

    • @SladeHam
      @SladeHam 3 місяці тому +1

      Amen

    • @PointlessIFR
      @PointlessIFR 3 місяці тому +3

      Old texans are wild. You never know what theyre gonna say lol

    • @green_monday
      @green_monday 3 місяці тому +1

      Home of Bill Hicks. I bet he knew him.

  • @rahulanand985
    @rahulanand985 Місяць тому +2

    Absolute Gold. Deserves a special

  • @Juan-hd8lh
    @Juan-hd8lh 3 місяці тому +33

    I'll pay to hear this comedian live!! 😂😂😂

  • @Maazin5
    @Maazin5 3 місяці тому +192

    This guy is just shooting jokes rapid fire and they're all hitting🎯And it looks like the bots love him too

    • @tgeliot
      @tgeliot 3 місяці тому +1

      Where do you see that?

    • @GlowBowlPhilosophy
      @GlowBowlPhilosophy 3 місяці тому +4

      ​@@tgeliotnever ask for proof from a troll. Internet 101

    • @tgeliot
      @tgeliot 3 місяці тому

      @@GlowBowlPhilosophy good point

  • @kathypharr8086
    @kathypharr8086 Місяць тому +2

    As a senior I really love his humor.

  • @lunedog794
    @lunedog794 2 місяці тому +161

    “Anybody ever drop a bag of rice in the toilet?” 😂😂😂

    • @Xhxifkfy4748
      @Xhxifkfy4748 2 місяці тому

      No!

    • @bethb8276
      @bethb8276 Місяць тому +1

      Hysterical, the mental image that created..oh man! 😂

  • @bobmilian5327
    @bobmilian5327 3 місяці тому +19

    I never heard of him before. Couldn't stop laughing. Saw the light, started to walk towards it. He was great.

  • @javierfernadez1736
    @javierfernadez1736 Місяць тому +2

    The just paid my student loan got me crying 😂😂😂

  • @kendo5862
    @kendo5862 2 місяці тому +33

    I went into an antique store … they wouldn’t let me leave 🤣 … this guys on fire! 😂

  • @AbbasIdris
    @AbbasIdris 3 місяці тому +25

    I haven't laughed this much in a long time! Thank you, Andy! I was in a bad mood all day until I came across this standup!

  • @Sam-ef3bj
    @Sam-ef3bj 14 днів тому

    Total respect. Did some stand-up back in the 1990s. Can't believe this guy is working it, at his age! Total respect!

  • @DVVUB
    @DVVUB 3 місяці тому +63

    crushed the entire set😂 “just paid off my student loans”

  • @gabemclaughlin4171
    @gabemclaughlin4171 2 місяці тому +28

    6:57 the city bus call back was perfect 😂😂😂

  • @BmobileMarketing
    @BmobileMarketing 2 дні тому

    Man, this guy’s dynamite ! I’ve never heard of this guy. Just came upon this by chance.He is so much better than most of the comedians out there today.

  • @suecamaione
    @suecamaione 3 місяці тому +61

    Cremation jokes! He’s out there and an inspiration of pure comedy 😅

  • @truseeker1
    @truseeker1 3 місяці тому +44

    😂🙌😄😆 turned my frown upside down. Just hilarious! Laughed the back pain out of me!

  • @BooBoo586
    @BooBoo586 Місяць тому

    This guy is one of the funniest comedians I’ve seen in a long time and you’re right he doesn’t get the recognition he deserves. I’m sure that comedy is. What’s gonna keep him alive well over 100.😊

  • @alexanderfleming4106
    @alexanderfleming4106 3 місяці тому +29

    That was absolutely brilliant, he had me in stitches.

  • @siriosstar4789
    @siriosstar4789 3 місяці тому +12

    It's amazing he can remember all that material and his delivery is flawless . very clever ,very funny .👍

  • @jguido6
    @jguido6 Місяць тому +1

    He's one of the funniest guys that I've ever heard. Seriously brilliant 👏

  • @edgarflores5569
    @edgarflores5569 3 місяці тому +45

    I did not stop laughing during allá the set! First joke "Carbon dating sites" already got me. GREAT MATERIAL

  • @mandisinclair1632
    @mandisinclair1632 3 місяці тому +136

    That joke at the end about transitioning to live 10 more years 😂
    This man is hysterical

    • @iz.i.
      @iz.i. 3 місяці тому

      Even more funny is that you can't do simple math. 😂 74 to 81 is not 10.