It really doesn’t surprise me how he can say that, if Matt can pronounce literal gibberish such as jdjfjjsjsbhdjkxjsnagsudnhdtqhjdkxudhkdn then most certainly he can say pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
5:13 spirit is another name for alcohol. So he LITERALLY PICKS UP a spirit in his hand as he says that he's picking up a spirit. I love your videos Matt Rose
I mean, it's one of the few things that people remember from school. Unless you go into one of the few careers where you actually use what you learn lol
@@sashalittle9500I remember being super mad actually because that meme came around after I was in biology class and actually needed that information 😂
The pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis one was actually quite wholesome. An entire community of redditors getting together to encourage that person to overcome their social anxiety.
When I saw that the account who posted the last one was deleted and Matt zoomed out the shot just to be met with “NO” is the most whiplash I’ve ever felt
Imagine sitting in your room. It's almost midnight, and you're in your bed, about to go to sleep. You hear a knock on the door... you decide not to bother. The door slams open, and Waluigi is standing there, menacingly. As he approaches, you are backed into a corner, realizing that Reddit post you made the other day. As he draws even closer, you know you're done for, and before ending you, he says what he has to say before your life ultimately ends... "Wah! Waluigi time!!!" And then you die.
well its not "only if elmo was a terrorist" so technically his name can be elmo even if he isnt a terrorist. However, if he is a terrorist his name has to be elmo
"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came I N S T A N T L Y." this got me too good EDIT: Here's the timestamp just in case 3:45
As a person who frequently was one of the letter providers in Ouija before I ran away from Reddit in general to save my sanity, this is one of the few subs I kinda respect still. Good fun.
5:47 the video started buffering here but I deadass thought it was the end of the video for a second, “UTI” just felt like a perfect sendoff for askouija lol
Speaking as a German, that "Ja" was hilarious!😄 Speaking as someone suffering from social anxiety, too, the part when they spelt out this long word was just incredibly sweet.❤ I hope the person really tackled their anxiety after that and started talking to other people more.
I know no one asked but back then people thought your soul is related to your breath, and in cold you can see your breath. Similarly, when you open a high alcohol content bottle in the cold, it will have some condensation, as if the bottle had soul, hence the name spirit.
The idea of a Bernie Sanders ad where he goes "I am officially running for-" and then cowers in fear at some unknown being beyond the view of the camera, screams "MY LIFE!" picks up his folding chair and books it is sending me right now. Imagine the voice-over "I approve of this message" still playing as Bernie disappears into the distance.
3:32 - r/AskOuija revealed my sixth-grade science teacher's 1980s joke! He's still on the sunlight-side of the grass, so I can only assume the spirit of his late wife, my third-grade teacher, chimed in here.
Gotta love when you ask a question to the undead spirits of beyond and it's so utterly out-of-wack that even the spirits go "W H A T"
It fucking killed me 😂
I think you mean "Doug H A T"
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5:15 Candles directly on a carpet is a great way to contact spirits. As you'll be among them very quickly if something goes wrong.
that’s absolutely fire
see what I did there?
I think they're fake
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@@TokuWaffle This was a joke, and so is the Reddit site, i really doubt anyone here actually thinks they are currently contacting any spirit
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“Names bond, ionic bond.”
“I thought it was covalent?”
“Yeah, he got killed by hydrogen bond and I got promoted…”
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Science teachers need to start at least one class like that
"I met a girl and the only thing prettier than her smile is her"
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Got the most inappropriate chuckle out of me.
more than a chuckle for me
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*H E L L* is a better UA-cam* got me laughing
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Matt's flawless pronounciation of pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis was impressive af
its actually easy af with a lot of practicing, even I can do it too
@@エアロ-0 I understand, but to a non native English speaker, it's extremely impressive :)
It really doesn’t surprise me how he can say that, if Matt can pronounce literal gibberish such as jdjfjjsjsbhdjkxjsnagsudnhdtqhjdkxudhkdn then most certainly he can say pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
Yeah, that is a terrible word for people with the fear of long words called Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia
@@pengiunanimatorguy hahaha, yeah 😂
“Put your money in the bag! This is a B A G”
I mean, they ain’t wrong-
*dougrong
y'mean they aint dougrong?
They’re not dougrong
r/technicallythetruth
I loved that one 😂
5:13 spirit is another name for alcohol. So he LITERALLY PICKS UP a spirit in his hand as he says that he's picking up a spirit. I love your videos Matt Rose
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“I think I am picking up a spirit now” *picks up whiskey* 😂😂
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@@Matt_RoseIT WAS FUNNY
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**Y O U B I G D O O F U S**
I'm disappointed the response to that question wasn't just "9"
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@@beemoh you mean nien?
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THE FACT THAT PEOPLE CAME TOGETHER TO SAY THE MITOCHONDREA WAS "THE POWERHOUSE OF THE CELL" CRACKED ME UP! 😂😂
I mean, it's one of the few things that people remember from school. Unless you go into one of the few careers where you actually use what you learn lol
The one with pnuemonultramicroscopicsilicovolconoconiosis tho
@@rainorlando Yea, that was quite impressive.
There was a one where Pina spelled out the lyrics of never gonna give you up
@@sashalittle9500I remember being super mad actually because that meme came around after I was in biology class and actually needed that information 😂
"ISISN'T" got me wheezing 💀
Should've said ISWAS smh
@@Xnoob545both are funny tbh
@@Xnoob545 More like WASWAS.
Me too, wasn’t expecting it XD
I read this when that part played
The pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis one was actually quite wholesome. An entire community of redditors getting together to encourage that person to overcome their social anxiety.
I get bored too
And then say NO to the redditor that claimed they’d delete their account.
Then again…
The redditor still deleted their account though…
@@Gemwasalreadytaken so "N O" is the pledge of allegiance?
@@ClairesCuriousity I guess so🤷♀️
"I, Bernie Sanders, am officially running for M Y L I F E"
I couldn't breathe for a good two minutes
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hang on we should actually try to spell out the pledge of allegiance because im just bored
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“How will I die?”
“*WALUIGI*”
That’s terrifying.
WAAHH
Imagine sitting in your room. It's almost midnight, and you're in your bed, about to go to sleep.
You hear a knock on the door... you decide not to bother. The door slams open, and Waluigi is standing there, menacingly.
As he approaches, you are backed into a corner, realizing that Reddit post you made the other day.
As he draws even closer, you know you're done for, and before ending you, he says what he has to say before your life ultimately ends...
"Wah! Waluigi time!!!"
And then you die.
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@@curiouscreator8806 oh my god- that was way too dramatic.
GREAT JOB
@@curiouscreator8806everything goes dark, and you die.
1:11 "Put the money in the bag, this is a B-A-G" I laughed out so loud I woke up my roommate
Same execpt i choked on my sailava
I laughed so hard at this video that I woke up both my roommates and they kicked me out of my room for 30 minutes. 💀
I almost choked on my pastie in class cause of it
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goodbye
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@@Jack_the_rizzler-u7lin r/ouiji in order to inform people a thread is done you say ‘goodbye’
Jill what!
Jill had some extreme epicaricacy.
I find it really interesting that answering one word at a tine creates absolute chaos, but one letter at a time is extremely well-organized.
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'if Elmo was a terrorist, he'd be called Elmo'
Wait, does that mean he's ALREADY a terrorist?!
Yes
Only to rocko
well its not "only if elmo was a terrorist" so technically his name can be elmo even if he isnt a terrorist. However, if he is a terrorist his name has to be elmo
Always has been :)
Missed opportunity for them to say Termo😂
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"Keep my wife's name out of your fucking mouth"
Lol
Swish swish bish
HOW DID 30+ PEOPLE COOPERATE TO SAY THAT HELL OF A SENTENCE
I only just understood why it was under *that* question.
@@Eggy_Vivyprobably they realized what the first people were going for.
But you’re right; that is unusually organized for Reddit
@@WyattW_ cus the person who said it slapped the person he said it too?
“and Jill came I N S T A N T L Y”
The KIM POSSIBLE one just ended me.
Always hilarious!
I was expecting Kardashian. POSSIBLE was so much funnier!
I want that fanfic now, I think Kim Ron and Rufus could do it!!
200 Likes!🥳
I love Luigi boards, but I prefer Wario boards personally. Edit- why on earth is this got so many replies and likes what did i do
It's a me, your dead grandpa!
"DANG IT, GRANDPA!"
i wonder if there are mario boards
I used to call them Luigi boards when I was little 😭
The mario board is the same thing as the luigi board, but shorter and red
this subreddit is goated honestly
I thought you said 'ghosted'
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HOW ARE THEY SO MUCH MORE COORDINATED THAN THE PICK UP LINE PEOPLE IM DYING 💀💀💀
Edit: Guess they’re only coordinated on the actual subreddit
i feel like it's because they're like a hivemind
The post about pick up lines was 8 years ago
@@spicytacomc1647 Erm, actthually, it's 7 months ago 🤓
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Multiple people cannot be first. Matt you are invited to my wedding.
can I go
Only if I can do a speech
@@Matt_RoseOkay, let’s rehearse.
@@Matt_Rose oh my god yes
WAIT UR DOUGEDDING?
well now we need a 10 minute video of Matt making dial-up noises
Considering I spent most of my youth hearing that noise, I'm amazed how hard it is to replicate 💀
Well this is impressive @@Matt_Rose
@@Matt_Rose you better do it
@@Matt_Rose better sit down with a recording of it and start practicing!
@@Matt_Rose If you do it for 1 million subs, make it an hour
"I, Bernie Sanders, am officially running for *M Y L I F E* " had me in tears
3:08 *”WAAEH”* -Matt Rose
@The_two_hate_club (I’m joining the two hate club >:> )
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3:32 i love nerdy chemistry jokes, now i'm extra sure that i want to be a chemistry major
Except chemistry at the university level is nothing like learning about basic bonds
Theres a better version of that joke.
The names Bond, Ionic Bond. Taken not shared.
@@RRQKIPASANGIN yeah no shit i'm learning ochem dude. i just think silly chemistry jokes are funny
LMAO COVALENT
nah his names bond, *BLANK* bond.
The debt one killed me 🤣 I just have to say it at the nearest opportunity
if i had a nickle for everytime i had sex id have DEBT
"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came I N S T A N T L Y."
this got me too good
EDIT: Here's the timestamp just in case 3:45
i was dying laughing lmfao
The jack and Jill part left me on the floor holding my sides in laughter, I've not laughed that hard in a very long time. Thank you
But you came instantly?
@@realGBx64WAIT NO I JUST GOT IT I THOUGHT IT MEANT LIKE HE TELEPORTED OR SOMETHING NOO
@@Bubblegum-Cupcake mooom what does that mean?!
I laughed INSTANTLY
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As a person who frequently was one of the letter providers in Ouija before I ran away from Reddit in general to save my sanity, this is one of the few subs I kinda respect still. Good fun.
3:02 I think it should be noted that there's an entire subculture of r/AskOuija called r/Walouija. Which, you can probably guess what it's about
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"Spirits, ive never heard i love you before"
"L O L"
(trying to spell "skill issue" one letter at a time in the replies because why not)
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1:33 That Mamma-Mia! was golden
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That made me laugh hard.
Means "FUK YOU"
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"KEEPMYWIFESNAMEOUTOFYOURFUCKINGMOUTH" was absolutely perfect
edit: 1.3K LIKES IN 3 HOURS??? WHAT THE HECK
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5:47 the video started buffering here but I deadass thought it was the end of the video for a second, “UTI” just felt like a perfect sendoff for askouija lol
2:10 The VSauce one got me laughing out loud. I wish you added the VSauce Sound effect
Or did it?
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*mysterious music*
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"put the money in the bag, this is a B-A-G" always makes me laugh so much harder than it should
Covalent Bond. I'm actually dead 🤣🤣
This was my favorite one
So is the Russian mafia
Oh the Luigi board.
This brings back memories…
*Waluigi board
JTSexkik. Rest in peace, legend.
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Wegga board
Don't you mean the quiche bord?
Speaking as a German, that "Ja" was hilarious!😄
Speaking as someone suffering from social anxiety, too, the part when they spelt out this long word was just incredibly sweet.❤ I hope the person really tackled their anxiety after that and started talking to other people more.
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1:44 White skin, black skin, who cares? We’re all- EGG.🥚
Furrys, not-furrys, who cares? We're all- egg 🥚
@@rickysuwito3677 replying, not replying, who cares? We're all- egg
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Imagine if it carried on to say Eggman.
@@feiradragon7915 "White skin, black skin, who cares? We're all Eggman."
man that blue hedgehog is stupid, who agrees
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‘i am picking up a spirit now’
**drinks whiskey**
genius.
I didn’t even catch that lol
Bah dum shhh
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6:11 they should've written "I A I N ' T R E A D I N G A L L A T"
T H A T P O S T I S F R O M 4 Y E A R S A G O , T H A T M E M E D I D N ' T E X I S T Y E T
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3:54 I SNORTED SO HARD I HURT MY EAR IM CRYINGGG
SAME also love ur bridgette pfp!
@@Vy1ral ty!!!
Was that Grovyle muzzled? Did they kidnap my boi to be a part of this?
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@@microwave856 yeah, a different Legion of Redditors spelled it out
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"I'm picking up a spirit" grabs booze
Perfect dad joke
I know no one asked but back then people thought your soul is related to your breath, and in cold you can see your breath. Similarly, when you open a high alcohol content bottle in the cold, it will have some condensation, as if the bottle had soul, hence the name spirit.
@@realGBx64 I may not have asked, but I am glad to know!
2:58 The "WAAHH" just caught me off guard
5:13 "i am picking up a spirit right now" *picks up a spirit*
i laughed so hard.
"I think I am picking up a spirit now, actually" might be the best corny joke I've seen made on this channel
I swear watching these videos and laughing my ass of gives me better abs than any exercise could dream. Seriously my stomach hurts
The only thing prettier than her smile is her S-I-S-T-E-R-R-R-R killed me 😂😂😂😂
1:03 GOD I LOVE THIS WHY ARE YOU SO FUNNY
Make sure to Live, Laugh and Listerine!
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3:58 I thought the “spirits” were going to say Kardashian.
Same
"Whats the snitch"
-Kim possible
2:35 as a canadian i can confirm
I’m not even Canadian and I feel this.
I’m soory
@@justancomment4279 ha HA!!! y e s.
Soory aboot that
I’m so sorry about your confirmation.
THE CURSE OF THE WEGGY BOARD:
MATT ROSE EDITION
Meggy board
Can you burn a Luigi board?
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6:30- c'mon guys, it was the PERFECT opportunity to rickroll....
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7:14 That inhales 😂
“You can’t spell UTI without U and I”
Urinary tract infection rizz
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The idea of a Bernie Sanders ad where he goes "I am officially running for-" and then cowers in fear at some unknown being beyond the view of the camera, screams "MY LIFE!" picks up his folding chair and books it is sending me right now. Imagine the voice-over "I approve of this message" still playing as Bernie disappears into the distance.
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@@nicolaasvanvliet-hg3iu What about Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz?
@@QingChina1 I’ve never heard of that word and I’m not good with accent marks so no probably not.
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I can't believe that many people came together to want a stranger to improve themself. That or it was for the bit. Either way I love it!
3:32 - r/AskOuija revealed my sixth-grade science teacher's 1980s joke! He's still on the sunlight-side of the grass, so I can only assume the spirit of his late wife, my third-grade teacher, chimed in here.
Ah, i love O-Weegie boards.
Don't you mean O-dougeegie
Veggie borad 🥦
Luigi board
Weegee board
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My favorite was always "What does the fox say?" "PENDINGANINVESTIGATIONWEDONOTHAVENIPPLES"
6:45 is this stroke speech therapy? 😂
2:17 Masturbucks
And their rival card provider. Visagra.
you are both geniuses
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Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came ... Instantly.
Lol.
5:53 impressive!