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  • @gosha305
    @gosha305 5 місяців тому +8578

    I love how in the US Constitution thread, you can clearly see the users change as they alternatingly come on- and off-line

    • @skullzans
      @skullzans 5 місяців тому +1767

      Btw Just checked, the parents accept them too, so Good Ending.

    • @samtheman3633
      @samtheman3633 5 місяців тому +442

      @@skullzans heyyy W

    • @AnnoyedSonic
      @AnnoyedSonic 5 місяців тому +377

      @@skullzans Big W

    • @the_boredbean4537
      @the_boredbean4537 5 місяців тому +28

      ​@@skullzanshuge L

    • @30watermelon.
      @30watermelon. 5 місяців тому +314

      ​@@the_boredbean4537yreo mother

  • @imanoffice641
    @imanoffice641 5 місяців тому +10664

    I feel like AskOuija would be more scarier then an actual Ouija, instead of one ghost, you get multiple, and not to mention they’re all reditors

    • @sodapopstation
      @sodapopstation 5 місяців тому +448

      AskOuija used as a horror/paranormal comedy plotline...

    • @piney2245
      @piney2245 5 місяців тому +276

      I wonder if the AskOuija ghosts are people we died and are trapped to answer questions on redid, sounds worse than death to me

    • @Xulchen
      @Xulchen 5 місяців тому +84

      @@piney2245 Sounds like a specific kind of death to me.

    • @piney2245
      @piney2245 5 місяців тому +23

      @@Xulchen m

    • @josiahp.6960
      @josiahp.6960 5 місяців тому +19

      *more scarierer

  • @Ipomoea_Alba
    @Ipomoea_Alba 5 місяців тому +2049

    THE FACT THAT THE CHAOTIC GHOSTS MANAGED THE ENTIRE PREAMBLE TO SUPPORT A CLOSETED PERSON!!!

    • @Used_fridge
      @Used_fridge 5 місяців тому +122

      It was interesting watching them all spell it out. I was expecting it not to work lmao.

    • @GunSpyEnthusiast
      @GunSpyEnthusiast 5 місяців тому +44

      They were not supporting him, they wanted to see how it'd go.

    • @Skenjin
      @Skenjin 5 місяців тому +96

      @@GunSpyEnthusiast Sounds to me like they were on the fence about it and just wanted to see some chaos before going through with it.

    • @ChesterManfred
      @ChesterManfred 5 місяців тому +14

      ​@@GunSpyEnthusiastThey were cooking some devilish stuff

    • @nordern1
      @nordern1 5 місяців тому +23

      To be fair, it was mostly sections where 2-3 people were taking turns.

  • @GunSpyEnthusiast
    @GunSpyEnthusiast 5 місяців тому +2052

    " BEHOLD! THE URINATOR! "
    found a new favorite response to someone knocking on the stall I'm in.

  • @micahfoley9572
    @micahfoley9572 5 місяців тому +3412

    "girls just wanna have fins"
    can confirm. mermaids are aspirational.

    • @BinglesP
      @BinglesP 5 місяців тому +63

      Agreed but I'd prefer to be a centauress tbh

    • @micahfoley9572
      @micahfoley9572 5 місяців тому +47

      @@BinglesP horsegirl :)

    • @BoredomNoises
      @BoredomNoises 5 місяців тому +32

      i agree but i'd rather be a whale

    • @micahfoley9572
      @micahfoley9572 5 місяців тому +27

      @@BoredomNoises whales are the cutest behemoths.

    • @imaricyeah12
      @imaricyeah12 5 місяців тому

      CUZ GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FU-UNN~ OHH GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FUUUNN!!

  • @regurgitationsample
    @regurgitationsample 4 місяці тому +574

    "Yeah sex is cool, but have you ever heard of ABBA?" is my new catchphrase

    • @Pandorarules
      @Pandorarules 4 місяці тому

      What is abba?

    • @regurgitationsample
      @regurgitationsample 4 місяці тому +20

      A band from the 70s! You might have heard dancing queen or money, money, money, which are both by them :)

    • @Pandorarules
      @Pandorarules 4 місяці тому

      @@regurgitationsample oh okay

    • @feathered_turtle
      @feathered_turtle 4 місяці тому +4

      dabba doo

    • @retromiles98
      @retromiles98 3 місяці тому +10

      DMX once tweeted “sex is cool, but have you ever had garlic bread?”

  • @plutonicattic7995
    @plutonicattic7995 5 місяців тому +653

    "Help im stuck in a room with WALLS" is so underrated

  • @OspreyFromCabin4or7
    @OspreyFromCabin4or7 5 місяців тому +325

    6:14
    It looks like it’s many people working together when it’s mainly just 2 people with a random straggler every now and then

    • @ChesterManfred
      @ChesterManfred 5 місяців тому +9

      Oh it's true

    • @richardmillhousenixon
      @richardmillhousenixon 5 місяців тому +51

      That's mostly just because people don't look THAT far into comment chains. That's A LOT of "Read More" buttons

    • @Zubigri
      @Zubigri 2 місяці тому +2

      Still a lot of ppl

    • @scarfie007
      @scarfie007 Місяць тому +1

      H

  • @TheRealVenusian
    @TheRealVenusian 5 місяців тому +2614

    I see your US Constitution and I raise you: that time r/AskOuija spelled out the entirety of the lyrics to Bohemian Rhapsody. Proud to have contributed around 3 letters to it, including one of the ones in one of the first few lines!

    • @bMt5553
      @bMt5553 5 місяців тому +155

      That sounds like it was an experience! And not necessarily a bad one either.

    • @gavinbrown216
      @gavinbrown216 5 місяців тому +26

      I

    • @willmcquistan3113
      @willmcquistan3113 5 місяців тому +26

      ​@@gavinbrown216 S

    • @AssortedMold268
      @AssortedMold268 5 місяців тому +61

      @@willmcquistan3113 Goodbye

    • @gavinbrown216
      @gavinbrown216 5 місяців тому

      @@willmcquistan3113 T

  • @datophat
    @datophat 5 місяців тому +9990

    Matt Rose saying "skibidi ohio gyatt fanum tax sigma" was truly a experience.

  • @JustAnEverydayAccount
    @JustAnEverydayAccount 5 місяців тому +677

    YES! THIS WAS ONE OF MY FAVOURITE VIDEOS! I’ve been waiting to hear Matt indecisively stutter answers that don’t make sense but still are entirely correct

  • @sturmovik1274
    @sturmovik1274 5 місяців тому +199

    3:33 Family story
    Grandma and Grandpa are dating, maybe in the late 1940s. Grandma bakes him a loaf of bread, screws up and converts it into pure carbon. Rock solid, as burned as burned could conceivably be. Being a gentleman, he politely takes it anyway, just for the sake of her feelings. Few days later, next date rolls around. She comes to his place and comes in... just as he realizes he forgot to hide his new doorstop.

  • @z.m.stewart1996
    @z.m.stewart1996 5 місяців тому +1394

    realizing i could still recite along with the entire preamble of the constitution after learning that bloody song in grade school was a frightening revelation

    • @hellishbro
      @hellishbro 5 місяців тому +40

      fr, we had to sing it for a month

    • @bomoose
      @bomoose 5 місяців тому +52

      indoctrination!

    • @bMt5553
      @bMt5553 5 місяців тому +13

      We’re still being abducted. Not what I meant to say, but sure why not?

    • @emilyrattini8462
      @emilyrattini8462 5 місяців тому +8

      I watched a bunch of those videos when I was 5, and I didn't revisit them until this February for my last musical at high school. I knew an alarming amount of the songs, the Preamble best of all

    • @djfebrezee
      @djfebrezee 5 місяців тому +6

      @@hellishbro DUDE RIGHT, I WAS HUMMING ALONG TO IT

  • @piacomispl2023
    @piacomispl2023 5 місяців тому +953

    "Ah yes, the famed soccer bat. Also known as a LEG" That killed me 😂

    • @Maria.Mirabella
      @Maria.Mirabella 5 місяців тому +43

      I was vividly imagining a bat - as in, the animal - and was thrown for a loop when I tried to figure out how it translated to a *leg* of all things

    • @ChesterManfred
      @ChesterManfred 5 місяців тому +9

      A human one. Serious stuff

    • @saljaf79
      @saljaf79 5 місяців тому +2

      O

    • @XAVIIREALLY-fi8fb
      @XAVIIREALLY-fi8fb 5 місяців тому +2

      G

    • @ellethelegend4033
      @ellethelegend4033 5 місяців тому +2

      E

  • @rainbowjulia
    @rainbowjulia 5 місяців тому +665

    Matt I figure you'll appreciate this; I volunteer with 12-14 year old girl guides and one night we had them design their own board games. One group named theirs "Skibidi Rizzler". the game board was made to look like an ipad covered in cheeto dust. Players would compete for "mewing points" and the "jail" space was Ohio. it was extremely cursed and hilarious.

    • @ayanasingh1802
      @ayanasingh1802 5 місяців тому +39

      oh you need to give more detail

    • @Maria.Mirabella
      @Maria.Mirabella 5 місяців тому +30

      Soooooo... where can I buy it? 👀

    • @ChesterManfred
      @ChesterManfred 5 місяців тому +12

      Buy the idea for 50 cent, and then do what Google did once to Bump!

    • @normalhuman9878
      @normalhuman9878 5 місяців тому +8

      I need this game

    • @tjg121389
      @tjg121389 5 місяців тому +4

      Makes since that jail would be Ohio

  • @GameCrimes
    @GameCrimes 5 місяців тому +99

    6:00 my god they actually did it.

  • @CodyIsAGremlin
    @CodyIsAGremlin 5 місяців тому +1751

    The fact that people actually spelt out the first 2 paragraphs of the U.S Constitution to make someone come out is fucking insane-
    Just imagine what they will do next! Recite a poem?!

    • @goddessdeedeebubblesofimag7789
      @goddessdeedeebubblesofimag7789 5 місяців тому +147

      N

    • @SanguineMask
      @SanguineMask 5 місяців тому +158

      O

    • @GraysonVidourek-bv3px
      @GraysonVidourek-bv3px 5 місяців тому +31

      At this rate, they’ll make their own speech about AI or smth-

    • @goddessdeedeebubblesofimag7789
      @goddessdeedeebubblesofimag7789 5 місяців тому +44

      Darn I was hoping to type out the poem "Nothing Gold Can Stay" by Robert Frost

    • @geneericname7138
      @geneericname7138 5 місяців тому +1

      The internet is a pseudo-hivemind with genius level intellect but the only way to get it to do something is to suggest that it can't.
      Shia LaBeouf, famous for his cannibalism, once organized some kind of protest and people were harassing him so he moved it to a random place and posted nothing but a picture of the night sky. The internet was able to cross-reference the timestamp of the photo with astronomical star patterns and pinpoint his exact location based on them.
      Edit: Just to be clear, Shia LaBeouf isn't actually a cannibal. That's referencing Rob Cantor's 'Shia LaBeouf'.

  • @hawktalon7890
    @hawktalon7890 5 місяців тому +281

    "Adolph Hit Me Baby One More Time" got me. It got me good.

  • @Syntaxsta
    @Syntaxsta 5 місяців тому +688

    Matt reads these like a toddler trying to read for the first time

  • @SuperBox_Ray
    @SuperBox_Ray 5 місяців тому +194

    4:07 why did i think this was going to say "jizzing on mr beast"
    what is wrong with me

  • @Nobody-hj4pr
    @Nobody-hj4pr 5 місяців тому +109

    5:54 theres something heartwarming and hilarious about a bunch of strangers encouraging a person to come out to their parents by spelling out the first two paragrahs of the american constitution

    • @T-Gwen-T
      @T-Gwen-T 3 місяці тому +8

      It’s so wholesome. Also how does everyone on the thread know what the American constitution is?

    • @0_dearghealach_083
      @0_dearghealach_083 3 місяці тому +9

      Either Google, or most of the Ouija users are American

    • @wonderlandrose995
      @wonderlandrose995 3 місяці тому +11

      @@0_dearghealach_083as an American born and raised, the only part of the constitution that I can recite off the top of my head is “we the people of the United States of America”

    • @RobIoxDoctorWho
      @RobIoxDoctorWho 2 місяці тому +3

      Best movie plot ever.

    • @PikaPotterhead07
      @PikaPotterhead07 4 дні тому +1

      ​@@wonderlandrose995same lmaooo

  • @danuostret1900
    @danuostret1900 5 місяців тому +1731

    My Ouijia told me I'm hot , Must be the spirit of my Gay friend

    • @triplus198
      @triplus198 5 місяців тому +45

      This video was made 10 minutes ago. You posted this comment 9 minutes ago, how the fuck are you so early?

    • @PumpyBoBo
      @PumpyBoBo 5 місяців тому +53

      @@triplus198 some people have all notifications on

    • @JeezAlax
      @JeezAlax 5 місяців тому +50

      You're hot
      (This is definitely that same spirit)

    • @LordCrate-du8zm
      @LordCrate-du8zm 5 місяців тому +14

      @@triplus198 maaaaaaagiiiiiiic

    • @MagdalenaKaiser-sf1wh
      @MagdalenaKaiser-sf1wh 5 місяців тому +10

      For me the video was posted 36 mins ago
      This comment was 39 mins ago

  • @noahengelstad1253
    @noahengelstad1253 5 місяців тому +564

    Great results when you ask a collection of Redditors ANY question that they answer one letter at a time

  • @1mtry1ng_myb3zt
    @1mtry1ng_myb3zt 4 місяці тому +116

    I’ve seen one that was “I can’t be racist! I have a black ____” and an answer “S L A V E”

  • @GTD_GameTilDead
    @GTD_GameTilDead 5 місяців тому +2326

    "You mother and I are getting 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂" had me laughing so hard 😭
    edit: 727 likes (wysi)

    • @th4t1kand1k1d.
      @th4t1kand1k1d. 5 місяців тому +102

      your mother and I are getting 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂
      -Matt rose

    • @Esvelatceroskadsitasbijald
      @Esvelatceroskadsitasbijald 5 місяців тому +46

      The funniest part is that I'm the person, who started the comment

    • @facebiter_xd
      @facebiter_xd 5 місяців тому +21

      they definitely “befriended” her

    • @saljaf79
      @saljaf79 5 місяців тому +3

      W

    • @373sAAAAA
      @373sAAAAA 5 місяців тому +11

      𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂👽👽

  • @epos.nephilo
    @epos.nephilo 5 місяців тому +388

    7:02 This is the loudest I’ve ever heard Matt scream oh my god

    • @smashthesubscribebutton
      @smashthesubscribebutton 5 місяців тому +3

      Hello I saw you on MrBeast

    • @epos.nephilo
      @epos.nephilo 5 місяців тому +49

      @@smashthesubscribebuttonI know right? He forced me into a pale white room and tied me up to a chair blindfolded. I then heard him scream “Hey guys what’s up I just kidnapped this random stranger and we’re gonna see if he prefers feastables or hershey’s but he’s blindfolded!” He then told me to take my blindfold off and walk towards another chair where he sat me down and made me close my eyes and he gave me both the chocolates and asked me “Which one is better?” I chose the one on the right. It turned out, the one on the right was the Hershey’s chocolate. And then MrBeast proceeded to pull out a fucking AK47 and shoot me in the head and kill me. And then I respawned and managed to watch Matt Rose again.

    • @ElementalDomino2007
      @ElementalDomino2007 5 місяців тому +1

      Agreed

    • @stuffie5175
      @stuffie5175 5 місяців тому +2

      3 people basically carried this

    • @ginger_ale_enthusiast
      @ginger_ale_enthusiast 5 місяців тому +6

      @@epos.nephiloHAHAHAAHA

  • @Creative_YT
    @Creative_YT 5 місяців тому +458

    5:55 what English sounds like to non-english speakers:

    • @Bagamum-yes
      @Bagamum-yes 5 місяців тому +42

      That's actually surprisingly accurate

    • @Mel_Bat
      @Mel_Bat 5 місяців тому +36

      That's kinda accurate (at least if I remember correctly how it sounded to me 13 years ago)

    • @egg-goes-weeee
      @egg-goes-weeee 5 місяців тому +7

      lmao

  • @TrinityDuke-f9n
    @TrinityDuke-f9n 5 місяців тому +36

    This might be kinda TMI. But I've been struggling with depression and suicidal thoughts lately. I'm currently going through every single one of your videos because you manage to make me smile. Thank you Matt Rose. You are an amazing and hilarious human being and I'm glad that someone can still make me laugh. Thank you 🙏

  • @Sharki_iO
    @Sharki_iO 5 місяців тому +184

    Matt saying race car in slow motion with a wavy voice is one of those things which you never thought of hearing, yet looking back is honestly very normal.

  • @Rosie_moon11
    @Rosie_moon11 5 місяців тому +318

    1:37
    Didn't think I would hear matt moaning today 👍

    • @stuffie5175
      @stuffie5175 5 місяців тому +47

      This is so damn cursed

    • @WishIWasThatGrandma
      @WishIWasThatGrandma 5 місяців тому +27

      ​@@stuffie5175 never thought in my life I'd hear that 💀

    • @stuffie5175
      @stuffie5175 5 місяців тому +50

      @@WishIWasThatGrandma ESPECIALLY NOT ALONG WITH REPEATED PAUSES OF A RUBBER CHICKEN

    • @WishIWasThatGrandma
      @WishIWasThatGrandma 5 місяців тому +17

      @@stuffie5175 IT SOUNDS SO UNHINGED HGGHG 😭😭

    • @gack2
      @gack2 5 місяців тому +29

      My ears have been violated

  • @jsimon
    @jsimon 5 місяців тому +172

    A lot of people don't know this but "Adolph Hit Me One More Time" was actually the working demo title. True story.

  • @NaveeSeal
    @NaveeSeal 4 місяці тому +31

    Doofenshmirtz: BEHOLD! THE URINATOR!
    _proceeds to take a piss_

  • @KakarikiNZ
    @KakarikiNZ 5 місяців тому +401

    6:30 i actually made it onto a matt rose video

  • @Frying-the-snow
    @Frying-the-snow 5 місяців тому +69

    That last post with the constitution was genuinely heartwarming, hope whoever sent the initial post didn't have any trouble with their parents. Awesome what the people of the internet can do for each other sometimes.

    • @HungryWarden
      @HungryWarden 5 місяців тому

      I

    • @ICNHH
      @ICNHH 5 місяців тому +9

      someone in the comments said that their parents accepted them

    • @Frying-the-snow
      @Frying-the-snow 5 місяців тому +6

      @@ICNHH FUCK YEAH

  • @Feather-OSC
    @Feather-OSC 5 місяців тому +75

    5:20 matt rose saying that scared the living shit out of me

  • @MeepoTheArchivist
    @MeepoTheArchivist 3 місяці тому +7

    They’re so coordinated it’s insane 😭 and the responses are funny too

  • @IAmABedBug
    @IAmABedBug 5 місяців тому +116

    Funny how I’m watching this while I’m supposed to be doing a very important test. Matt is just too important

  • @Rilee-Jane
    @Rilee-Jane 5 місяців тому +188

    2:34 Matt gets rejected by a Ouija board

  • @jonathangoodwin5609
    @jonathangoodwin5609 5 місяців тому +22

    I'm honestly impressed by at so many people can actually work together consistently to get something that isn't gebberish

    • @HungryWarden
      @HungryWarden 5 місяців тому

      It’s because the internet is a hive mind. You will be bullied relentlessly into submission if you express any opinion that is not the popular one even if it’s well reasoned.

  • @smashycars7
    @smashycars7 5 місяців тому +79

    2:45 Truly a skulemoj moment.

  • @fe_three_rosses
    @fe_three_rosses 5 місяців тому +35

    "Help! I'm stuck in a room with W A L L S" really got me 😭

  • @theslow-runner
    @theslow-runner 5 місяців тому +77

    2:39 matt really was humbled ngl

  • @AnEffingPinkCatThatBreathes
    @AnEffingPinkCatThatBreathes 5 місяців тому +147

    3:40 As I girl, I can confirm, we indeed wish we had fins.

  • @artemis6931
    @artemis6931 3 місяці тому +7

    5:54 the way i completely zoned out and started moving my head to the melody of your words staring into nothingness

  • @PlasmaPulsade
    @PlasmaPulsade 5 місяців тому +183

    1:49 the urinator...

    • @ChesterManfred
      @ChesterManfred 5 місяців тому +2

      I

    • @JustSmileyFace...
      @JustSmileyFace... 5 місяців тому +13

      I read this with Dr Doof voice

    • @ChrisHinners008
      @ChrisHinners008 Місяць тому

      IN 7 MINUTES, THE URINATOR WILL FIRE IT'S URINE LASER AT THE MOON
      AND ALLOW ME TAKE OVER THE *TRI STATE AREA!*

    • @RandomHQ433
      @RandomHQ433 14 днів тому

      ​@@ChrisHinners008 HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA?

  • @belle-bear6126
    @belle-bear6126 5 місяців тому +55

    5:48 it froze halfway through the word 😭

  • @SV5195R
    @SV5195R 5 місяців тому +163

    0:56 Well, spirits being high would explain the madness of r/AskOuija.

  • @insertjokehere
    @insertjokehere 5 місяців тому +49

    6:46 favourite bit

  • @Fog799
    @Fog799 5 місяців тому +132

    1:04 “NOT ON THE BOAT SOLDIER”

    • @ChesterManfred
      @ChesterManfred 5 місяців тому +26

      Edging Private Ryan
      Worst decision of my life was typing this crap

    • @phantomcrafter146
      @phantomcrafter146 5 місяців тому +6

      LOL ​@@ChesterManfred

    • @akahelpwttubers
      @akahelpwttubers 2 місяці тому +2

      GET BEHIND ME DOCTOR

    • @lolliii5477
      @lolliii5477 2 місяці тому

      ​@@akahelpwttubers*NO!*

  • @LyricalApathy
    @LyricalApathy 5 місяців тому +264

    MATT ROSE MONDAY LETS GOOOO

    • @Xx_B0nGwAt3r_xX
      @Xx_B0nGwAt3r_xX 5 місяців тому +5

      BABE WAKE UP NEW MATT ROSE MONDAY VIDEO JUST DROPPED

    • @Syntaxsta
      @Syntaxsta 5 місяців тому +2

      This reminded me that it was, in fact, monday

    • @lwaysDrawing
      @lwaysDrawing 5 місяців тому +7

      Maybe Garfield would hate Mondays less if we showed him Matt Rose

    • @The_Sleepiest_Socialist
      @The_Sleepiest_Socialist 5 місяців тому +2

      LET US GO!
      TO WAR!

    • @chicopridebean368
      @chicopridebean368 5 місяців тому

      Mondays are made much better with the inclusion of Matt rose. I get so happy when I remember a new Matt rose video is coming out. Makes like worth living.

  • @BucklingSwashes
    @BucklingSwashes 5 місяців тому +70

    5:35 I cannot imagine how awful this editing process was. Bravo.

  • @animationmusicals
    @animationmusicals 3 місяці тому +7

    ''sex is cool but have you ever heard of ABBA'' is the BEST thing I have ever heard.

  • @vschmerz
    @vschmerz 5 місяців тому +76

    3:27 that’s not bread, that’s burned bread dough!

    • @lindseyherbst9444
      @lindseyherbst9444 5 місяців тому +12

      Thank you for that description. I was trying to think of the most concise way to say that it looked raw and over cooked at the same time and you nailed it.

    • @T-Gwen-T
      @T-Gwen-T 3 місяці тому +3

      It would have a rubbery consistency and taste like bread with no flour.

    • @Randommaður-w4z
      @Randommaður-w4z 2 місяці тому +2

      It looks like slátur

  • @TheCrabMessiah
    @TheCrabMessiah 5 місяців тому +175

    Instead of spirits, the good word of the crab messiah should lead your life.

    • @cr_chain
      @cr_chain 5 місяців тому

      Why did I instantly think of dune part two when I read "Messiah"

    • @Prismic78
      @Prismic78 5 місяців тому +1

      top comment im calling it

    • @TheCrabMessiah
      @TheCrabMessiah 5 місяців тому +1

      @@cr_chain lisan al craib (stolen from another comment I have seen)

    • @frowner_and_co
      @frowner_and_co 5 місяців тому

      What does it mean when when my butthole is itchy and tickly

    • @alicebthegachaweirdo8378
      @alicebthegachaweirdo8378 5 місяців тому

      Well, what’s in it for me?

  • @kajslanisks
    @kajslanisks 5 місяців тому +175

    2:11 DDDDOORRHHINNGGEEEEE goodbye💀💀💀

  • @dawndefender
    @dawndefender 5 місяців тому +26

    Hey kids, there's a neat filmmaking trick here! Wonder how was Matt able to control that Stella bottle cap in this skit around 4:33? Well, he was able to control that pieces of metal movements with his massive...
    SKULLLEMOJI

    • @Brunolator
      @Brunolator 4 місяці тому +1

      P

    • @placeholderdoe
      @placeholderdoe 3 місяці тому

      Goodbye

    • @Brunolator
      @Brunolator 3 місяці тому +2

      @@placeholderdoe why

    • @placeholderdoe
      @placeholderdoe 3 місяці тому

      @@Brunolator spill3d soup on my “3” k3y and I didn’t want any soup on my finger

    • @Brunolator
      @Brunolator 3 місяці тому +2

      @@placeholderdoe ok that makes sense i guess

  • @professoryeetus8955
    @professoryeetus8955 5 місяців тому +43

    4:40 why did i think it was gonna be mr beast

    • @mikuslayyyy
      @mikuslayyyy 5 місяців тому +2

      i thought it was gonna be mr men-

  • @nanardeurlambda
    @nanardeurlambda 5 місяців тому +28

    3:01 I once had to bring back home a raisin bread that was seriously uncooked. that one looked horrid.

  • @AviationLolz
    @AviationLolz 5 місяців тому +92

    6:20 tv at 2am

  • @beatuscorvus28
    @beatuscorvus28 5 місяців тому +11

    3:55 Idk why but THIS PART is the one that made me lose it

  • @LexicaLovesick
    @LexicaLovesick 5 місяців тому +113

    2:19 HOW DID I KNOW!??!?

  • @qwaabza
    @qwaabza 5 місяців тому +9

    this is my FAVORITE subreddit. I spent like ten minutes crying laughing when I found it! Loved the previous oujia video, so I clicked on this one faster than I though I could :D

  • @paperstrawsYT
    @paperstrawsYT 5 місяців тому +86

    2:52 Missed opportunity for loin stories

  • @aGoosenamedJordan
    @aGoosenamedJordan 5 місяців тому +84

    4:14
    That was a pretty impressive skit, Matt

  • @ScareSans
    @ScareSans 5 місяців тому +25

    "Hey Ouija, what's the best way to lose weight?"
    "A S K A G A I N L A T E R"
    Isn't that a nifty idea, a toy Ouija board that you can ask questions that uses magnets to spell out Magic 8Ball responses.

  • @Thatonehorrormoviefan
    @Thatonehorrormoviefan 5 місяців тому +131

    6:56 literally wrote a damn essay

    • @GuyDoesJob
      @GuyDoesJob 4 місяці тому +5

      That’s the first two paragraphs of the constitution

    • @L-ghtlessSky
      @L-ghtlessSky 2 місяці тому +7

      the PASSION in that “GOODBYE”

    • @stupidmangoz
      @stupidmangoz 16 днів тому

      ​@@GuyDoesJob nah that's an essay wdym

  • @P_araps
    @P_araps 5 місяців тому +10

    1:04
    this is funnier to me since D-day is literally the SAME DAY as my birthday lmao

    • @Tugar_Dumkin
      @Tugar_Dumkin 2 місяці тому

      What does that mean

    • @Montymasonsmyth3626
      @Montymasonsmyth3626 2 місяці тому

      ​@@Tugar_Dumkin You asking about D-day?

    • @Tugar_Dumkin
      @Tugar_Dumkin 2 місяці тому +1

      @@Montymasonsmyth3626 yeah what is that

    • @LegorocketsAnimation
      @LegorocketsAnimation 2 місяці тому +1

      D-day was when the Allied forces fought their way into Europe in WWII. It was one of the biggest battles in the war.

    • @Tugar_Dumkin
      @Tugar_Dumkin 2 місяці тому

      @@LegorocketsAnimation oh

  • @Zamasuthealmighty
    @Zamasuthealmighty 5 місяців тому +11

    Matt imitating Kazoo sex was not on my 2024 bingo card

    • @WhatAndEver
      @WhatAndEver 5 місяців тому +2

      I knew that poem was going to end with "kazoo."

  • @derpious267
    @derpious267 5 місяців тому +66

    5:13 fugging killed me

    • @PurpleWheatly
      @PurpleWheatly 4 місяці тому +1

      SAME😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @blank-eb8io
    @blank-eb8io 5 місяців тому +52

    Ah yes, the Ouija board. The best thing to cause chaos in your friend group.

  • @TV37-ICHORVALLEY
    @TV37-ICHORVALLEY Місяць тому +12

    0:55 C O C A I N E.

  • @Wolfie54545
    @Wolfie54545 5 місяців тому +15

    The sequelathon of Matt Rose is Matt Tulip.
    He’s danish now.

    • @BinglesP
      @BinglesP 5 місяців тому +3

      Matt Tulip could be Dutch too

  • @PUNKS1DNEY
    @PUNKS1DNEY 5 місяців тому +12

    i’ve been WAITING for a part 2 of this for ages!!!!!!

  • @joelhaggis5054
    @joelhaggis5054 5 місяців тому +104

    1:17 Imagine you go watch a porn video and the first thing you hear is "They ain't believe in us"

    • @gdopp15
      @gdopp15 5 місяців тому +8

      GOD DID

    • @Flesh_Wizard
      @Flesh_Wizard 5 місяців тому +8

      "TELL EM TO BRING OUT THE LOBSTER"

    • @cd-ramos
      @cd-ramos 5 місяців тому +1

      WE THE BEST MUSIC

    • @katzzzyyy
      @katzzzyyy 5 місяців тому +1

      DJ KHALID 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

    • @Minimaglite12
      @Minimaglite12 5 місяців тому

      the fact that they are a nfsw account

  • @ellenneys3667
    @ellenneys3667 24 дні тому +5

    3:58 idk why but i just burst out into laughing here 🤣

  • @onyx._.f4ng
    @onyx._.f4ng 5 місяців тому +16

    Did not expect matt rose saying "skibidi ohio gyatt fanum tax sigma" to be on my bingo card for 2024.

  • @Commander_Appo
    @Commander_Appo 5 місяців тому +63

    3:59 oh god I’m crying

    • @cornstarch5920
      @cornstarch5920 5 місяців тому +2

      1 minute ago and is on timed??

    • @katzzzyyy
      @katzzzyyy 5 місяців тому

      SAME OIHUHHRHHJ

  • @weewooyaahoo
    @weewooyaahoo 5 місяців тому +44

    2:02 Abba, god as father, or ABBA the supergroup, i can't tell

  • @KnownOnlyAsDM
    @KnownOnlyAsDM 5 місяців тому +132

    5:20 made me suicidal

  • @exypnosaurus5079
    @exypnosaurus5079 5 місяців тому +38

    3:16 Literally having a chicken sandwich with sourdough bread right now.

    • @MayonnaiseOnATable
      @MayonnaiseOnATable 5 місяців тому

      that dude must be shit at cooking if he thinks chibata if thinks bad

    • @randomguyonyoutube9955
      @randomguyonyoutube9955 3 місяці тому +2

      Bro someone else said they were also having a sandwich but instead with pumpernickel💀

  • @miauthemiau
    @miauthemiau 5 місяців тому +15

    Matt I love you, please don't turn into a headband and then get kidnapped by a comically large mosquito at 2:56 am tonight

  • @TheCookiePup
    @TheCookiePup 5 місяців тому +62

    7:08 "mhm"

    • @Abbydog10
      @Abbydog10 4 місяці тому +3

      bro that’s the middle finger-

  • @galaxytaba4640
    @galaxytaba4640 5 місяців тому +33

    How did i know that he used a magnet 4:48 when ive never seen that trick

  • @Hb0mb420
    @Hb0mb420 5 місяців тому +7

    Matt just casually sipping on a beer while a spirit was moving a beer cap is insane 🔥🔥🔥🔥

    • @BinglesP
      @BinglesP 5 місяців тому +1

      Clever word choice with "spirit" there, considering the alcohol topic

  • @MarcelKędziora-w7r
    @MarcelKędziora-w7r 5 місяців тому +36

    4:58 you gave love to a haunted board, YOU KNOW WHAT WILL HAPPEN!? YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!?

  • @guestdeluxe5674
    @guestdeluxe5674 27 днів тому +7

    0:44 disrespect to blink 😢

  • @chriswest6988
    @chriswest6988 5 місяців тому +15

    Really thought the list of charges was going to be "arson, manslaughter, and arse slaughter." The way it went instead was...something.

  • @gaspshichat
    @gaspshichat 5 місяців тому +35

    this is my favourite subreddit. thanks for revisiting :D

  • @YoloMenace001
    @YoloMenace001 5 місяців тому +37

    I HAVE BEEN SUMMONED INCORRECTLY. STOP SUMMONING ME WITH OUIJA.

    • @dooblom
      @dooblom 5 місяців тому +5

      N

    • @n.valentine6236
      @n.valentine6236 5 місяців тому +5

      @@dooblomo

    • @dooblom
      @dooblom 5 місяців тому

      @@n.valentine6236 l

    • @YoloMenace001
      @YoloMenace001 5 місяців тому

      @@n.valentine6236 b

    • @rot3053
      @rot3053 5 місяців тому +2

      *sigh* what do you _prefer_ to be summoned with?

  • @Questions854
    @Questions854 Місяць тому +7

    6:10, (2x speed) sounds like Like if GLaDOS was male when she glitches out in the final boss

  • @BerriBoi150
    @BerriBoi150 5 місяців тому +37

    3:08 I'm literally eating a sandwich with pumpernickel bread right now

    • @nachovyofficial
      @nachovyofficial 5 місяців тому +1

      _what_
      I have never heard of it lol

  • @kiti_cat524
    @kiti_cat524 5 місяців тому +11

    3:09 average cartoon school cafeteria food

  • @Simbi-jr4fb
    @Simbi-jr4fb 5 місяців тому +7

    MATT ROSE MONDAYYYYY
    my favourite part of Monday

  • @bellhel227
    @bellhel227 3 місяці тому +3

    “ Y I K E S” is definitely the worst thing she can say 💀

  • @kiti_cat524
    @kiti_cat524 5 місяців тому +55

    1:23 looks like the tables have turned

  • @Mr.HoodyGuy
    @Mr.HoodyGuy 5 місяців тому +7

    "Also known as a leg" killed me

  • @PaulMutser
    @PaulMutser 5 місяців тому +8

    4:02 Hey it's me
    It's weird having Matt read out a comment I don't even remember making

  • @shark_girl
    @shark_girl 4 місяці тому +3

    Nah, the true worst thing a docter can say during surgery is "Oops"

  • @TwisterArchival
    @TwisterArchival 5 місяців тому +69

    2:07 D O R H I N G E goodbye :D

  • @jordanr.2120
    @jordanr.2120 5 місяців тому +16

    "Mom, dad, I'm gay."
    "Well we love you no matter what, honey. And thank you for telling us. I can't imagine what it must've taken to work up that courage."
    "Well...."