@@samuelpinder1215 Well, he did earn a lot from his portrait. For every money bill or every postal stamp the Deutsches Reich printed during that time he got royalties. His "art", however, was basically stuff you'd buy on the street as a tourist.
You can tell which ones are choosing the 2 truths and a lie to try&win, and which ones are choosing the 2 truths and a lie that would increase their chances of hooking up.
Yeah, that's what I immediately noticed too. So many of them are essentially just bragging. "I'm tall, I'm handsome, I'm not rich." Which one is the lie?
Omegle will never die. It's a concept more than a website. An essential need which humanity will always strive to create for itself, as long as there are teenagers and weird old men.
Dude, Omegle would be cool if there weren’t so many people on there trying to show people their penis. Unfortunately even if you had a good chat with someone there would eventually be weirdness. I did like the features they added about shared interests though.
I’m surprised so many people actually agreed to play that! Even the ones who seemed like they were just on the site for women actually seemed to have put some thought behind the their claims, it makes me happy to see so many people willing to participate lol
Likely he had to sift through at least a few dozen failed chats to get the ones in this video, like how it takes an entire bucket of sap for one bottle of syrup
just wanted to say that this video informed me about emerald. after talking to 20+ ppl i was talking to this guy who ALSO learned about the webiste from this video.
Hmm you know what the first and the third ones are specific, too specific, I think they are true. 2 seems like an obvious truth, but I think it’s a lie. Is it?
9:32 A pencil is indeed strong enough to impale someone. I remember there being a specific bullying story where the bullies would stab their victim by using really sharp pencils.
I accidentally stabbed myself with a pencil once and can confirm that it is sharp and strong enough to impale you. I still have the mark it caused from it.
The poor guy at the ending must have been completely hoodwinked and bamboozled by the ominously specific "gumball machines and cinnamon rolls and shitting off cliffs" sentence.
apparently, when I was a toddler, I managed to poop myself with such pressure that it came out of my collar. My dad looked at my mom: "Do we clean him up or do we make a replacement?" Guess they cleaned me up after all... (OR AM I THE REPLACEMENT?!?💀💀💀)
@@Matt_Rose I'm convinced that there are people delibarately misspleling things on the internet in the hopes that they'll one day be read by Mr. Matt Rose.
@@Pradudentfires I just watched the video, looked at the comments and found this and was about to point it out but was beaten to it... anyway which is your favourite, 1, 2, 3 or 4?
As someone who used to be a big Alan Walker fan as a kid during the 2010s, it shocked me to see his name appear in this video-- And I'm glad that there's an Omegle-esque site, means that there will be more chaos from Mr. Rat Moses to be viewed
I was surprised at how little people were bringing it up. The only thing missing was the voice, everything else was perfect all the way down to the story about his wife
I've always appreciated Matt's interpretations of and riffs on others' goofs, but this video has really opened my eyes to just how clever and creative his own comedy is! he really led these conversations so spectacularly
That one guy from 18:14 only took so long to come up with his truths and lie because of his intense curiosity to know whether you were a lactating female or not... don't shame a guy who puts effort into the pursuit of knowledge
Honestly as a Aussie myself you’ll have only seconds to quickly reach for your weapon of choice to defend this precious “gift” called life…and the house. If you are even a second too slow the spider will get away and you’ll be paranoid about where the damn spider went…and lose the match. So choose your weapon! Do you pick a Slipper: with plus 10 slapping points but has the potential to leave a dirty foot print on the wall, which takes forever to clean up. Bug Spray: can hit the enemy from afar but will stink out the room making you have to wait 15 minutes for the smell to go away. Or do you choose a cup and paper: gives you plus 10 for “doing a good deed” for a few hours if you catch and release the spider successfully! Or secret weapon: a flame thrower, you’ll kill the spider in one hit but you’ll also burn down the house, so use this weapon with care. 😉😂
@MementoMori0915 Cup and paper for me. I never kill spiders, because if accidentally jumpscaring someone was a capital offense, I’d be dead roughly a thousand times over.
I've never understood why people on Emerald ask "M or F" because the profile picture shows (robot for M, cat for F). ofc you set a custom pfp, but most people don't and yet they still ask
I think Matt's best videos are ones like these. He's a really witty bloke and it shines in his hilariously crafted replies to these insane conversations. The videos where he's just reading things out tweets etc. don't give the same scope to his creativity (not that I'm saying they're bad because his delivery is still funny)
The Sherlock clip catapulted me back to my mid-teens, playing deduction games on Omegle. It's astounding how much you can work out from someone's typing style.
Wait actually now that I think about it having a rat climb on you in your sleep living in the NYC area is one of, if not, the most believable thing I've seen on the internet.
1, no diff, easy. Buzz Aldrin is a lizard man from the Hyperdome, therefore he breathes chlorine through a gas tank. have any of you ever SEEN buzz aldrin in person? no. that’s because he’s a giant space lizard with a chlorine tank. The proof is out there, guys. I believe.
Metric/French fun fact: from 1889 to 2019, the kilogram was officially defined by the weight of a particular little platinum-iridium cylinder kept in a vault in Paris. In 2019 it was replaced by a mathematical derivation based on physical constants.
last time i left a comment here was in a sour taste, because I complained about usage of AI. I am so happy you're producing good quality content and I truly appreciate all your videos, and this one is fire too. thanks Matt!
Cheers mate! Just a heads up, Monday's video is kiiiinda AI-based however NOT entirely. I have heeded your comments, there will be no more videos solely on AI, every video will have a human soul!
I must inform you that pencils can, infact, stab people, I would know, my fried accidentally impaled his hand in two places with my freshly sharpened pencils. He has permanent scars
I have a permanent pencil lead scar on my knee and another one on one of the knuckles in my left hand. One of them was the result of my own stupidity and the other was from a classmate stabbing me
4:25 is ANYONE going to mention the SHERLOCK SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE BACK??? 4:34 THIS IS A SHERLOCK REFERENCE TOO!!! Also Matt Rose getting so many correct and speaking in a detective way really DOES make him sound exactly like Sherlock Holmes (Plus, he's also British) 😭😭 I love Sherlock Holmes btw, huge fan
1. I broke my face crashing into a gate at 25mph. 2. I am missing my left pinky toe from a incident involving a door shattering 3. I have written my own language.
“I’m on the verge of tears by the time I arrive at my conclusion, since I’m positive I won’t get the right answer. But I do, and relief washes over me in an awesome wave.” - Mattrick Bateman
That's what you'll think, until a caffeine-deprived man walks in with pockets stuffed with gumballs, does a little dance, and promptly leaves with every one of the "a several women" in the room
Please Ynot Bubba, we need a part 2 of your fascinating "2 usually interesting personally correct statements/1 smelly bs cliff sh*t story." It was very humorous. It tickled my interior til I giggled. Pucker up them lips, boy.
16:10 give you a good script and a good director, Matt, and you'd be phenomenal detective in a movie! You already have enough charisma to carry a scene so that part wont be hard
He's LITERALLY Sherlock Holmes... speaking fast and in a detective sort of fancy way, deducing fast, British, sherlock soundtrack.... it's literally perfect
as an alan walker(hes a well known music artist btw) fan, he was asking the age cause alan walker is particularly enjoyed by people in mid20s or under usually. also while my time on the AW discord, apparently a lot of his fans are french dont ask
emerald chat sounds like a fictional dating site set in a fan made minecraft animation about villagers
That is so oddly specific
@@RadioactiveBluePlatypusvuh-vuh vuh vuh vuh-vuh villager news
omg stop 😭
The main info they share in the bio is what trades they have
@@kyu-jukyu-p9064Villager Number 9, what's going on out there?
Thank you Villager Number 4!
The moment i saw ‘im an artist, i have a lot of money’ i instantly knew
No artist has a lot of money
but what about furry artists? You know the kind??
atleast the sfw ones. Only NSFW and background artists make any money.
Dang, I was gonna comment this
But what about the austrian painter. He must've earned a lot
@@samuelpinder1215 Well, he did earn a lot from his portrait. For every money bill or every postal stamp the Deutsches Reich printed during that time he got royalties. His "art", however, was basically stuff you'd buy on the street as a tourist.
“I don’t think you’ve earned a Well Done
Just a Done” is one of the best insults I’ve heard I need to remember that
This sounds like something Gordan Ramsay would say
@@laimoon-rv8wh he'd probably say "you haven't earned a well done, not even a done"
@@NicolasIMVyou haven’t earned a well done but your steak apparently did
@kylezdancewicz7346 "that steak isn't well done, it's good job!"
it's like "steve doesnt just have his steaks well done, he has them *CONGRATULATION*
ua-cam.com/users/shortsSRZ-lwVrFvI?si=GXz38Il5VOk4cI9L
i love the mental image of someone dancing with a mouthful of gumballs instead of having a coffee and reading a book alone in public
thats the natural mating dance of Music Video Guy, he just does that around the coffee shop
The Duality of Man.
oh god why did i think dancing NAKED with a mouthful of gumballs....
@@craftersshaft apparently it’s very successful
as a coffee shop employee, it’s so much more normal for one to sit there and read a book, than dance with gumballs in their mouth
"Do you live in a music video" is a great hyper-specific insult.
If I could id use it as often as I can
especically a jojo siwa music video
Insult? Felt more like a compliment if anything
I live in one
It’s more of a remark than an insult. It’s ambiguous in tone and would honestly be a compliment for people of colorful style
The way you were still so Britishly polite and kept up the banter at some of the most batshit things I’ve ever heard another human say.
"There's no turtle,
There's never a turtle"
Felt like a villain monologue
“There is no Easter Bunny, there is no Tooth Fairy, and there is no Queen of England!”
@@primalfeline "and most of all.. there is NO turtle!!"
@@primalfelineThey had to have written that and been like "this is gonna go hard when the queen dies."
And they were absolutely right.
There is no fridge, I lied, there was never
The turtle was the hacker all along!
That's crazy 🐢. That's messed up 🐢.
You can tell which ones are choosing the 2 truths and a lie to try&win, and which ones are choosing the 2 truths and a lie that would increase their chances of hooking up.
Their chances will go from 0 to 0.01%, but at least it's still something!
Yeah, that's what I immediately noticed too. So many of them are essentially just bragging.
"I'm tall, I'm handsome, I'm not rich."
Which one is the lie?
@@Quitobito hmmmm i think it's the handsome one
I will never understand why people look for hookups on these websites
As I read this, the next scenario was 18:32! XD
"are you a lactating female" is something I never thought I'd hear while watching UA-cam, that sent me
now here’s your challenge, my good man
go up to the nearest 5 women and ask that very question
@@Adelistrantiaa or the 3 nearest cows
@ImEncke strange place to find you but hi
Omegle will never die. It's a concept more than a website. An essential need which humanity will always strive to create for itself, as long as there are teenagers and weird old men.
i find it funny how mat is a weird (sort of) old man but in a very different way than other weird old men
The legend will never die
@ForumArcade Is that a Hyphonix reference?
It was originally chatroulette. People used to see how long they could go before seeing a hard-on lol
Dude, Omegle would be cool if there weren’t so many people on there trying to show people their penis. Unfortunately even if you had a good chat with someone there would eventually be weirdness. I did like the features they added about shared interests though.
"m/d?"
"What's D?"
*disconnects*
D for disconnect. He was not wrong.
Mom or dad 👀
matt/dose
"M/D?"
"Whats D?"
*sends a D pic*
Asdf lol
12:57
> Be me
> Playing two truths one lie on Emerald Chat
> Four horses do not walk in
>horse walks in
Ah, a man of culture, I see.
"These five hounds of yours are twenty paws of LIES" Damn that line goes hard. And the added Sherlock Music? Magnificent, simply magnificent!
And the Sherlock wink and the quote "I AM ON FIRE!!" I loved that 😍
will forever be my favourite series when the music came on I was like hold on wait a second
It was the Cell Phone all along
@@gachabloxgirl3958I FUCKING LOVE SHERLOCK
@@justlivingmylife-6463fuck yeah!!
“I think this five hounds of yours are 20 paws of LIES my friend!”
Hardest line I’ve heard all day
That was soo poetic!
The 4'11 french nyc guy got you good. No sane person from eu will measure in football fields.
So glad Matt got his hole filled.
Lmao
what
LMAo
Don't say that, what would bamboo think!
STOP NO
I’m surprised so many people actually agreed to play that! Even the ones who seemed like they were just on the site for women actually seemed to have put some thought behind the their claims, it makes me happy to see so many people willing to participate lol
Likely he had to sift through at least a few dozen failed chats to get the ones in this video, like how it takes an entire bucket of sap for one bottle of syrup
just wanted to say that this video informed me about emerald. after talking to 20+ ppl i was talking to this guy who ALSO learned about the webiste from this video.
We all love ynot bubba!!!
He gave us so much to live for including so many EMERGENCY FROG SITUATIONS!!
YNOT BUBBA SUPREMACY
@@ilovefolderhfjone I bow to his lordship!!!!!!
He is still yet to reply to my "Hello there Bubba" of two years ago 💀
@@Matt_Rose message again, we need the ynot bubba response
@@Matt_RoseThat in itself sounds like an emergency frog situation.
The Colombo refrence convinced me that we need a side channel where Matt Rose is a film noir detective.
So glad I'm not the only one who noticed 😂😂
He is the detective of internet insanity
Oh, one more thing...
i hoped for the columbo music sting in this video lol
"This was no accident... this was murder. SKULLEMOJIIIII"
10:44 The combination of “I’m really happy” and “I’ll be dead soon” doesn’t sit quite right…
>I can put my shoes on in less than three attempts
>I can walk over a mile
>I own several leather bound books
I think the second one's a lie and you are disabled
Type of person who owns several leather bound books is the same type person who cant get their shoes on in less than three attempts.
I think you need to get new shoes regardless
i think the third one because you are not a wizard
Hmm you know what the first and the third ones are specific, too specific, I think they are true. 2 seems like an obvious truth, but I think it’s a lie. Is it?
9:32 A pencil is indeed strong enough to impale someone. I remember there being a specific bullying story where the bullies would stab their victim by using really sharp pencils.
definitely, I thought the same when I heard this. It's fading now but I had a speck of pencil lead in my palm from when someone stabbed it in there
@@alice5790
o.of, sorry that happened /
I accidentally stabbed myself with a pencil once and can confirm that it is sharp and strong enough to impale you. I still have the mark it caused from it.
My grandpa once said a bully stabbed him in his shoulder with a pencil, so later he stabbed the bully (who was bald) in the head with a pencil.
its from a comment section on the yt channel "degenerocity" if im not very much mistaken
The poor guy at the ending must have been completely hoodwinked and bamboozled by the ominously specific "gumball machines and cinnamon rolls and shitting off cliffs" sentence.
We are having an EMERGENCY FROG SITUATION‼️‼️
oh no 😥
An EMERGENCY FROG SITUATION?
HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT
Protect the toad!
EMERGENCY FROG SITUATION!
AN EMERGENCY FROG SITUATION!? SOUND THE ALARMS!!
EMERGENCY FROG SITUATION!
the gumball party dancing womanizing loon had me dying 😭
That dude was a Real One
Loon💀
That's a true Chad not a loon. May he prosper
He is The One Who Lives In The Music Video
@@RainbyFIN true youre right sorry, i shouldve recognized his chadness earlier
Matt!! Alan Walker is the Faded man!!!! That one dj who did the hit 2015 song "Faded"!!
I'm more familiar with him for Spectre.
not to be confused with alan becker, who made animation vs animator. or animator vs animation i never remember which way around it is
@@qwertyuiop.lkjhgfdsa Great I did not need TWO nostalgia bombs 😭😭
i learned of him from NCS - nocopyright sounds, who i learned it from partialy royal who had faded as his outro music.
"All poops are downwards" -Matt Rose 2024
Truly profound...
that really is what i want my last words to be
apparently, when I was a toddler, I managed to poop myself with such pressure that it came out of my collar.
My dad looked at my mom: "Do we clean him up or do we make a replacement?"
Guess they cleaned me up after all...
(OR AM I THE REPLACEMENT?!?💀💀💀)
you’re a clone actually from the year 3314
Working in retail I can confirm it is FALSE that all poops are downward
you had me confused on what day it is. got me thinking "hold on it't can't be monday can it???" for like a few seconds
Ha! Mondays are still for the main videos, but if I have any other little bits and bobs I'll chuck em up on a Thursday 👍
20 minutes OMG@@Matt_Rose
@@Matt_Rose I'm convinced that there are people delibarately misspleling things on the internet in the hopes that they'll one day be read by Mr. Matt Rose.
@@ForumArcade maybe, coud be a possibility.
@@ForumArcade posisbly
I love you, Matt. No intro, no outro, just sheer chaos.
I’m surprised the last guy didn’t question what he was on about and just agreed and left
that level again
@@include-bit you’re the first person to recognise what it’s from congratulations
@@Pradudentfires
I just watched the video, looked at the comments and found this and was about to point it out but was beaten to it... anyway which is your favourite, 1, 2, 3 or 4?
@@Pradudentfiresi'm the second
the third actually
I can’t believe Matt would sift through a modern Omegle just to bring us content, such a real one.
19:01 I am getting narrator vibes from the condescending voice 💀(the Stanley parable)
STANLEY PARABLE FAN SPOTTED IN THE YEAR OF 2024??! 😍
@@the_universe_queen DID YOU GET THE BROOM CLOSET ENDING?? THE BROOM CLOSET ENDING WAS MY FAVORITE 😍😍
@@AlbertIsAFlamingo I find this concerning (😎✨)
Ohgod,ohfuck,ohnotagain!
My tsp brainrot is PROGRESSINGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
@@the_universe_queen HELL YEAH WE STILL HERE
As someone who used to be a big Alan Walker fan as a kid during the 2010s, it shocked me to see his name appear in this video--
And I'm glad that there's an Omegle-esque site, means that there will be more chaos from Mr. Rat Moses to be viewed
I didn’t know him by name, but it’s that guy! Y’know, that… that guy who did those songs! Wow!
YO SAME??
I particularly remember unity, but it is only 5 years old so not really "nostalgia"
How does he not know Alan Walker? I'm baffled.
@@escchristian593 Someone that knows Alan Walker would not be the same person that uses "Baffled". I think that one is a lie! XD
Knowing Matt's audience I don't know how many people are going to get the Columbo reference but I did and I appreciated it
Any excuse for me to smoke a cigar 😅
I was surprised at how little people were bringing it up. The only thing missing was the voice, everything else was perfect all the way down to the story about his wife
I watched so much columbo with my parents I recognized it with the first frame :3
I did!
I wasn't getting it at first since he didn't sound like him but the jacket convinced me
I've always appreciated Matt's interpretations of and riffs on others' goofs, but this video has really opened my eyes to just how clever and creative his own comedy is! he really led these conversations so spectacularly
6:00 the fact that he used imperial measurements already let me know he wasn't French
Exactly he completely missed it. If I were to do that I would say, I Live in France, I'm 188cm, and a rat climbed on me in my sleep
Tbf I live in England and still use feet to measure my height because I'm friends with a lot of Americans
@@SnowLily06yeah but feet is actually used in the UK occasionally... not so much for the rest of europe
@@transecho :o I did not know that. Ty for the info.
@@SnowLily06 we’ll have England speaking American by the end of this year
That one guy from 18:14 only took so long to come up with his truths and lie because of his intense curiosity to know whether you were a lactating female or not... don't shame a guy who puts effort into the pursuit of knowledge
I shame him
@@genericname2747 same
The Columbo reenactment isn't just classy, it's honestly a deduction worthy of a Columbo resolution to a murder case.
“Ok. Really bad news.”
“Really bad news, yeah.”
*disconnects*
Why am I finding this so funny 😭
21:12 You confused the absolute fck out of that poor soul 😂
I’m sorry for them 😭
With so many emerald chat users shitting off of cliffs, he must have already known by now
16:45 was actually such cool deduction oml
3:20 THERES A HUGE SPIDER BEHIND YOU
*_-disconnects-_*
Honestly as a Aussie myself you’ll have only seconds to quickly reach for your weapon of choice to defend this precious “gift” called life…and the house.
If you are even a second too slow the spider will get away and you’ll be paranoid about where the damn spider went…and lose the match.
So choose your weapon!
Do you pick a
Slipper: with plus 10 slapping points but has the potential to leave a dirty foot print on the wall, which takes forever to clean up.
Bug Spray: can hit the enemy from afar but will stink out the room making you have to wait 15 minutes for the smell to go away.
Or do you choose a cup and paper: gives you plus 10 for “doing a good deed” for a few hours if you catch and release the spider successfully!
Or secret weapon: a flame thrower, you’ll kill the spider in one hit but you’ll also burn down the house, so use this weapon with care.
😉😂
@@MementoMori0915 hell nah my weapon Is gonna be the leaf blower, I'm gonna enslave the spider inside the leaf blower.
@MementoMori0915 Cup and paper for me. I never kill spiders, because if accidentally jumpscaring someone was a capital offense, I’d be dead roughly a thousand times over.
I've never understood why people on Emerald ask "M or F" because the profile picture shows (robot for M, cat for F). ofc you set a custom pfp, but most people don't and yet they still ask
Ah yes, the two genders... robot and cat
it's tradition i guess, years down the line people on the internet are gonna ask "m/f?" as instinct
Shock anyone who asks that question by answering… “Both”. Then after go into a completely hyper fabricated story. 😈
@@thelonewolf7443 okay but is the fabricated story going to involve leeches and the t-virus or Getter Rays exposure?
I can't help but notice the lack of cat profile pics in that case.
I think Matt's best videos are ones like these. He's a really witty bloke and it shines in his hilariously crafted replies to these insane conversations. The videos where he's just reading things out tweets etc. don't give the same scope to his creativity (not that I'm saying they're bad because his delivery is still funny)
8:37 "analog smiley face with open mouth and tightly closed eyes emoji D"
AAAAAAAAAAAAH
ᴬᵃᴬʰᴴʰᴴᵍᵍᴴ
8:40
@@Jessica_Kirk uhhh what
Now I want to get a EMERGENCY FROG SITUATION tattoo
sameeeee
3:23 "Oh fuck OH SHIT- THERE'S A MASSIVE SPIDER BEHIND YOU-"
got me crying laughing. XD
1:19 I initially thought that "Horry" was a combination of horror and horny, I'm sure there are films out there that are both...
As we all know, the first step to horror is kinks
its an average movie for those monsterfuckers out there
Anything on the internet these days I guess… 🤷♂️
I've definitely seen horror films with unnecessary sexual tension.
@@gamesandglory1648 same, every good slasher film has a scene where 28yo teenagers get under the covers giggling and moaning
The Sherlock clip catapulted me back to my mid-teens, playing deduction games on Omegle. It's astounding how much you can work out from someone's typing style.
Wait actually now that I think about it having a rat climb on you in your sleep living in the NYC area is one of, if not, the most believable thing I've seen on the internet.
16:05 surprise columbo sighting (you will never expect him)
The Alan walker joke goes crazy
This is like omegle on crack, which is saying smth bc omegle is already on crack 💀 please make more of these!!
that goes in my big book of ‘So Theres’
Omegle on 12 diffrent drugs
> I breath air.
> I usually sleep in my bed.
> I am Buzz Aldrin, second man on the moon, commenting here on a Matt Rose video.
🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔 1?
this one's a real mind boggler
2. Locking in.
1, no diff, easy. Buzz Aldrin is a lizard man from the Hyperdome, therefore he breathes chlorine through a gas tank. have any of you ever SEEN buzz aldrin in person? no. that’s because he’s a giant space lizard with a chlorine tank. The proof is out there, guys. I believe.
If you're on the moon you won't be BREATHING AIR! THE FIRST ONE IS A LIE! LIAR!
“That tattoo claim is sitting in me like a Dominos pizza, I don’t like it” 💀 THE SHADE
9:07 thats quite charming i like that
Even on a random chat site there's people who can have a little silly fun
No French person would tell height in feet. Those guys invented metric
Metric/French fun fact: from 1889 to 2019, the kilogram was officially defined by the weight of a particular little platinum-iridium cylinder kept in a vault in Paris. In 2019 it was replaced by a mathematical derivation based on physical constants.
@@dymaxion3988 were the values similar enough that it didnt cause the collapse of modern society? or were both kilograms the exact same value
@@kiwuuspurr1927 It’s within 30 ppm of the original 1795 definition (the mass of one liter of water at 4°C)
"I don't think you've earned a Well Done, just a Done [You have disconnected]" SKULLemoJIIII 10:36
funniest ive seen all night
EMERGENCY FROG SITUATION
EMERGENCY FROG SITUATION
🐸 🎶
The detail that went into this video was amazing. Thanks for all the effort in your editing. ❤️
0:10 This is like when shows drop the main antagonist for a random replacement
My man at 11:34 just gave him a whole ass riddle 💀💀💀💀
I think Matt Rose was talking to a Sphinx???
I think Matt was talking to Troll on a bridge.
I think Matt was talking to the Riddler
last time i left a comment here was in a sour taste, because I complained about usage of AI. I am so happy you're producing good quality content and I truly appreciate all your videos, and this one is fire too. thanks Matt!
also loved the sherlock reference & editing.
Cheers mate! Just a heads up, Monday's video is kiiiinda AI-based however NOT entirely. I have heeded your comments, there will be no more videos solely on AI, every video will have a human soul!
@@Matt_Rose thank you my man. you're the goat
To be fair, AI (at least in its current state) is definitely great for content farming.
I must inform you that pencils can, infact, stab people, I would know, my fried accidentally impaled his hand in two places with my freshly sharpened pencils. He has permanent scars
I have a permanent pencil lead scar on my knee and another one on one of the knuckles in my left hand. One of them was the result of my own stupidity and the other was from a classmate stabbing me
we know that thanks to Joker
Me too, I got the second scar on my hand from demonstrating how I got the first one to my friend when I was 9 💀
@@Danka42 How about a magic trick?
@@beccalaurx oh that's beautiful :D
4:25 is ANYONE going to mention the SHERLOCK SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE BACK??? 4:34 THIS IS A SHERLOCK REFERENCE TOO!!!
Also Matt Rose getting so many correct and speaking in a detective way really DOES make him sound exactly like Sherlock Holmes (Plus, he's also British) 😭😭 I love Sherlock Holmes btw, huge fan
matt rose sherlock fans unite! i’m literally the biggest johnlock addict in the last 10 years and the fandom is so dead
"You disnt see the obivous" "I disn't see it at all" is HILARIOUS 😭
3:34 “I didn’t eat a vegetable in 10 years”😭💀
My man wants to die
it’s like that old viral buzzfeed video of the guy who ate a carrot and cried or some shit
those are rookie numbers
GO EAT A DAMN CUCUMBER
Tbh I've got somewhat the same thing, I've not eaten a fruit for a while now idk why or for how long exactly.
Matt not knowing who Alan walker is has to be a running joke
Yessssssssss!💀
Let’s just say that joke Faded away
Sorry lol
@@C2-jkbj ngl I don’t get it…BECAUSE I ALSO NEVER EVEN HEARD OF ALAN WALKER! MUHAHAHAHA
whats a alan walker
@@C2-jkbj No no, don't be sorry, I love it XD
1. I broke my face crashing into a gate at 25mph.
2. I am missing my left pinky toe from a incident involving a door shattering
3. I have written my own language.
2 is cap
I think 3 is crap you must be the guy from happy wheels
@@aaronruinslives nah but 3 is 100% something I'd do with the homies
3 is a lie because it’s something someone smart would do
that would have to be quite the comically coincidental trajectory on that glass piece just saying
“I’m on the verge of tears by the time I arrive at my conclusion, since I’m positive I won’t get the right answer. But I do, and relief washes over me in an awesome wave.” - Mattrick Bateman
So glad someone else picked up on the American psycho reference
4:30 Sherlock music. You're not a psychopath, you're a high-functioning sociopath.
Love that show
0:43 EMERGENCY FROG SITUATION
"M or F?"
Neither, I am a 3d, more sinister thing. 👽
Everyone is 3D though.
@@DaBaldEagul thats what Big 3D wants you to think
@@hadalpelagic-zonethe big 3d.
@@DaBaldEagulI’m actually 2D
I'm 4D
4:45 there is NO way this guy is truthful
That's what you'll think, until a caffeine-deprived man walks in with pockets stuffed with gumballs, does a little dance, and promptly leaves with every one of the "a several women" in the room
@@RyanToshAwesome movie jock dude, or smth
@@RyanTosh might make some women faint from the pure pheromones the gumball man gives off
@chinsaw2727 The bubblegum is an aphrodisiac. It’s true, it’s in the uh… Malian Kama Sutra or whatever.
@chinsaw2727 (I’m lying.)
The only Alan Walker with a website is a 26 year old Norwegian DJ.
Been having a horrible day, this makes it better. Thanks
hope tomorrow is better for you bro
As a person with burgundy as their favorite color, I can confirm I am the head of the French mafia
Please Ynot Bubba, we need a part 2 of your fascinating "2 usually interesting personally correct statements/1 smelly bs cliff sh*t story." It was very humorous. It tickled my interior til I giggled. Pucker up them lips, boy.
14:55 "You don't strike me as having the patience of an artist"
Me, an artist with no patience 💀
EMERGENCY FROG SITUATION IS BACK AT IT AGAINNNNN
🚨‼️🐸🐸🐸‼️🚨
- I was held by Rand Paul as a baby
- I have witnessed a murder
- I moved 9 times during my childhood
I actually only moved 8 times
16:10 give you a good script and a good director, Matt, and you'd be phenomenal detective in a movie! You already have enough charisma to carry a scene so that part wont be hard
I NEED Matt Rose to play Inspector Lestrade in a Sherlock Holmes movie/play
the effort you put into this is encapsulated by the damn colombo costume
Today I learned that Columbo still has an incredibly dedicated fandom
7:53 you forget us bisexuals exist!
Yeah!
Omori
@@sillybilly6938 yes
This is the earliest I’ve been to any video ever
same lol
"sleeping is like dying"
yeah, sleeping is just a free trial of death
This is a great video. The one before about bad words was underwhelming due to censorship, but this one is just like something from the good old days.
"I don't think you deserve a well done, just a done"
Anyone else gonna mention the fact that this dude is a legend at 2 truths 1 lie?
Matt is casually taming the wildest parts of the internet
Bro is casually flexing his deduction skills on us😥
He's LITERALLY Sherlock Holmes... speaking fast and in a detective sort of fancy way, deducing fast, British, sherlock soundtrack.... it's literally perfect
i think its actually adorable that a bunch of people actually played along 😭
Every situation is an Emergency Frog Situation
🐸
14:29 American Psycho reference! Nice one Matt. Speaking of, your Patrick Bateman costume from the Halloween video was superb.
"impressive in the same way jackass is" is my new motto.
7:10 alan walker basicalu raised younger me in my gacha phase lol
ALAN WALKER MENTIONED🎆💥🤯‼️🤯🎆💥🤯🤯💥🤯🎆‼️🤯
woaoaaaggh im fadineg.. .................................................................................
god please don’t bring back my gacha phase 😭
TAKE ME THROUGH THE NIGHT
FALL INTO THE DARKSIIIDEEE
Who tf is Alan walker?
(AM I THAT OLD TOO?!)
0:44 *emergency frog situation!!!*
Turn that opaque deer clear!
This will drastically affect fishing season
@@IdontreallyknowwhatimdoinghereOh carp
🚨 *EMERGENCY FROG SITUATION* 🐸
Eugene, not again
as an alan walker(hes a well known music artist btw) fan, he was asking the age cause alan walker is particularly enjoyed by people in mid20s or under usually. also while my time on the AW discord, apparently a lot of his fans are french dont ask
Welp my French class I don’t pay attention to is gonna come in usefull
WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS 😭😭😭7:30
I was wondering the same thing 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀☠️💀
Are you gay?
@@evanreloadingbazookagaming1699hiveblood pfp
@@evanreloadingbazookagaming1699bro
ikr 🤨🧐