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  • @KoiDayz
    @KoiDayz Рік тому +28468

    Once i sleep texted the "🤢" emoji to my mum.
    What did she send before this? A photo of her new wedding dress.

  • @livesinbin5830
    @livesinbin5830 9 місяців тому +1802

    “I’m on my way” is one of the more scary messages you could receive from an unknown number.

    • @ericspiers8507
      @ericspiers8507 7 місяців тому +18

      tragic

    • @leslie_meyers_cosplay
      @leslie_meyers_cosplay 7 місяців тому +13

      That was from someone in he comments

    • @2.11gd
      @2.11gd 6 місяців тому +5

      I’m omw

    • @UrFavRepStan
      @UrFavRepStan 6 місяців тому

      @@2.11gdI’m omw

    • @oren1305
      @oren1305 6 місяців тому +22

      Happened to me a while back, turns out my dad had added me and several others to a group text and all I got was, "I am coming to the city soon...."

  • @Caitilizzie
    @Caitilizzie Рік тому +3984

    That last one was adorable, and the fact that the girlfriend could decipher everything he was saying and knew he was sleep texting is the cherry on top

  • @BrettNeuz
    @BrettNeuz 4 місяці тому +173

    “Are you moving to Gambia?” Sounds like a question my Grampa would ask me whether he’s awake or not

  • @Pet_VibesCce
    @Pet_VibesCce Рік тому +16847

    I love Matt’s ability to pronounce absolute gibberish

    • @Dark_CaveJohnson
      @Dark_CaveJohnson Рік тому

      Hdjjejenbejduuenallakdjd

    • @emudigger9807
      @emudigger9807 Рік тому +335

      Remember hes british
      (I just wanted to remember this comment is a joke because some people are taking it seriously)

    • @teachmetohowl
      @teachmetohowl Рік тому +122

      @@emudigger9807 Um British people don't just have that superpower. I would know as a British person. (Edit: I did not take the British people comment I’m replying to seriously, I’m joking along ffs)

    • @username5155
      @username5155 Рік тому +72

      And yet he can’t pronounce bidet ( 3:25 )

    • @Pet_VibesCce
      @Pet_VibesCce Рік тому +29

      @@MaceDeMarco2010how the heck am I a bot

  • @USAwithknife
    @USAwithknife Рік тому +8041

    “I need to shave.”
    “What’s holding you back?”
    *”Debt.”*
    The most realistic sleep text I’ve ever seen.

    • @LillianNunyabizniss
      @LillianNunyabizniss Рік тому +68

      FR

    • @MmmHuggles
      @MmmHuggles Рік тому +256

      It could literally be true. Razors are freaking expensive.

    • @idkreal341
      @idkreal341 Рік тому +29

      Yes

    • @soanyway6746
      @soanyway6746 11 місяців тому +91

      Ah yes, *Debt.*
      The one thing holding us all back, especially from Shaving.

    • @snxp_drxgons1892
      @snxp_drxgons1892 11 місяців тому +52

      Debt is *sometimes* too controlling. You can’t even SHAVE without debt saying no to it.

  • @somedudethatlovesmemes6625
    @somedudethatlovesmemes6625 Рік тому +8446

    11:09 I love how she's so used to him sleep texting, she can even understand what he's saying
    That's just incredibly wholesome

    • @pennywar4677
      @pennywar4677 Рік тому +555

      I know that one was so sweet I almost crieddd

    • @zionfultz8495
      @zionfultz8495 Рік тому +454

      I can understand most of what he said, but yea very wholesome

    • @satgurs
      @satgurs Рік тому +282

      i mean, i wasn't used to him sleep texting and i could understand it too

    • @BreezyBee7
      @BreezyBee7 Рік тому +83

      I was able to understand all but the last 2 messages they sent.

    • @mossiest_moss
      @mossiest_moss Рік тому +37

      I bet he's faking it, it doesn't look like the other sleep texts

  • @solong_abigail
    @solong_abigail 4 місяці тому +77

    The small interruptions of “s ts o s t tti” is so funny LMAO

    • @HarrisonBegg
      @HarrisonBegg 8 днів тому

      tti is pronounced as "titty"
      first reply btw

  • @petuniatherain-nightwing1002
    @petuniatherain-nightwing1002 Рік тому +5711

    The boyfriend sleep texting his girlfriend about how much he loves her is really wholesome and the fact that she knows he is sleep texting and can understand what he is saying just makes it even better.

    • @nam_nam
      @nam_nam Рік тому +244

      yes that one was so sweet, reminds me how my other dozes off while talking

    • @kaitlyn3386
      @kaitlyn3386 Рік тому +245

      Ikr and you can tell he was being genuine because people who sleep text often spill out the truth a lot

    • @Nina-wh6hb
      @Nina-wh6hb Рік тому +78

      Yeah that ones is adorable

    • @Klekeec
      @Klekeec Рік тому +13

      Oh hi petunia!

    • @Snoweyz1
      @Snoweyz1 Рік тому +45

      Plot twist: he was dreaming of another girl..

  • @keels829
    @keels829 Рік тому +3351

    The ones near the end of the ppl sleep texting their partners about how much they love them is so frickin cute 🥺 also I completely lost it at Sloan's snake fact

  • @FoxBlocksHere
    @FoxBlocksHere Рік тому +10362

    I'm shocked that sleep texting is possible. The fact that people can unlock their phones, navigate to their messaging apps, select a conversation, and start typing (and even send images?!?!) shows how remarkable our brains are.

    • @crowmatic_co
      @crowmatic_co Рік тому +1948

      the brain is an amazing thing. horrifying, but amazing

    • @blanketeer6321
      @blanketeer6321 Рік тому +2412

      Several years ago I once sleepwalked over to my phone, typed in the password and turned my alarm off. It does happen and it's really weird

    • @kryw10
      @kryw10 Рік тому +1762

      I once cooked dinner for five people while sleeping, went back to bed, and was completely baffled when one of them thanked me the next day. So yeah. The brain is an amazing and fearfully weird slab of meatstuff.

    • @leeshajoi
      @leeshajoi Рік тому +612

      Given the amount of times I've pocket-dialed someone on Discord just by sticking my phone in my pocket without turning the screen off first...

    • @tinfoilhatseller
      @tinfoilhatseller Рік тому +668

      It's more likely that they dozed off while texting.

  • @uninterestingInsanity
    @uninterestingInsanity 3 місяці тому +49

    I fell asleep watching this and texted my friend "H" in my sleep
    He texted back "H?"
    Best interaction I've ever had

  • @ConiferConnieTreeCow
    @ConiferConnieTreeCow Рік тому +2741

    I laughed so hard at Matt's delivery of "LONG" that my arms temporarily became too weak to open the already unsealed lid of my apple juice

  • @panickednoodle
    @panickednoodle Рік тому +1759

    Gotta applause this man’s dedication to not only read gibberish, but to do so correctly 👌

    • @tori_the_rat
      @tori_the_rat Рік тому +5

      hi unus annus pfp

    • @panickednoodle
      @panickednoodle Рік тому +6

      @@tori_the_rat Memento Mori

    • @tori_the_rat
      @tori_the_rat Рік тому +3

      @@panickednoodle memento mori

    • @Mo_Mauve
      @Mo_Mauve Рік тому +5

      10:01 Mispronunciation of gibberish.

    • @panickednoodle
      @panickednoodle Рік тому +3

      @@Mo_MauveYou’re right! Matt, I am _disappointed_

  • @theaudiotrailerdetective
    @theaudiotrailerdetective Рік тому +4242

    Petition for matt to continue putting eggs on random people’s door (maybe a halloween special?)

    • @Matt_Rose
      @Matt_Rose  Рік тому +1067

      Easter, surely

    • @AshXPP
      @AshXPP Рік тому +311

      ​​@@Matt_Rosenope, halloween
      Edit:: then it's even more unexpected

    • @kanyewestlover2024
      @kanyewestlover2024 Рік тому +39

      @@Matt_Rosematt

    • @KoiDayz
      @KoiDayz Рік тому +30

      ​@@Matt_Rosehapy eg

    • @Spongyboi897
      @Spongyboi897 Рік тому +37

      Move over Easter Bunny, there's a new egg-hiding person in town!

  • @parrotadvice8855
    @parrotadvice8855 2 місяці тому +32

    I once sleep texted a stranger saying: have you got tomas the thorn?
    They replied with a simple: yes.

  • @potato-uj9dk
    @potato-uj9dk 11 місяців тому +3247

    i want to see two sleep texters get into a full sleep conversation

    • @Artsy-Creature
      @Artsy-Creature 11 місяців тому +73

      omg yass

    • @Smo1k
      @Smo1k 10 місяців тому +94

      Have one of them be a scot and the other a kiwi. Speech-to-text, and guess whether they're awake 😁

    • @1rr3gular
      @1rr3gular 10 місяців тому +33

      i wanna see two sleep texters plan a fight

    • @renadex4905
      @renadex4905 10 місяців тому +19

      just give too people mushroom and make them communicate, that give pretty much the same result

    • @Ferryman_n
      @Ferryman_n 10 місяців тому

      Go to description and you'll find something called a transcript which is basically time stamps ​@SeeJay-ji7tq

  • @BelfryClock
    @BelfryClock Рік тому +2051

    One day I was sleep deprived and crashed out at 4pm, woke up hallucinating at 8pm and texted my parents “HOW COULD YOU SELL YOUR SON TO ALIENS?!”

    • @Bazk1t
      @Bazk1t Рік тому +109

      wtf 😭😭

    • @thesaturnismelting
      @thesaturnismelting Рік тому +51

      Lmao

    • @johnpatrick8511
      @johnpatrick8511 Рік тому +353

      Texted my friend, "please turn off your stove I am IN YOUR HOME"

    • @haventchangedmypfpsince2009
      @haventchangedmypfpsince2009 Рік тому +143

      What about sleep paralysis texting? I take heavy meds at night and whilst I was paralyzed (or having a seizure, IDK till this day) I spam texted my mom panicked gibberish and I managed to call her, I faceplanted on the ground until I was able to move myself fully... shit was terrifying, luckily there weren't any spontaneous knives facing upright.

    • @narrativeless404
      @narrativeless404 Рік тому +24

      Lmfao *SKULL EMOJI!!! 💀💀💀*

  • @mangle9143
    @mangle9143 Рік тому +3715

    I find it hilarious that Matt can flawlessly speak the gibberish on the 5:32-6:32 segment, but the actual words mess him up.

    • @gachabloxgirl3958
      @gachabloxgirl3958 Рік тому +169

      He’s so used to pronouncing gibberish, it has started to transfer over to the normal words 😭😭😭

    • @JackTheKemonomimi
      @JackTheKemonomimi Рік тому +17

      Not to :stepping on lego:

    • @just_ur_local_idiot
      @just_ur_local_idiot Рік тому +15

      @@gachabloxgirl3958gibberish is his new language

    • @Senia492
      @Senia492 Рік тому +4

      Uegeuege WHAT THE

    • @jesscarlolea4197
      @jesscarlolea4197 Рік тому +4

      Not to incriminate now to : *feels a little too good* :

  • @ConfusedLemons
    @ConfusedLemons 4 місяці тому +15

    I love you the "I love you" and affectionate texts were usually the most cogerent and well-typed. Its like muscle memeory ❤

  • @Antifearn
    @Antifearn Рік тому +696

    My mom recently sleep-texted me a recipe for Japanese fried chicken while she was at a chemotherapy appointment. I thought it looked delicious from the pictures, so I texted her asking if she would make it. She had no recollection of ever sending it to me, but we tried it anyways and absolutely loved it.

    • @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
      @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 Рік тому +96

      That is not the ending I expected. But it is a wholesome one.
      I hope the chemo works. Similar kept my mum going, without suffering or side-effects, for many years. I hope for full remission for your mum.💜

    • @Antifearn
      @Antifearn Рік тому

      @@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494Thank you so much! She actually got a lumpectomy last month and is now starting radiation. She is doing much better and I’m very proud of her progress. 😊

    • @magicsparks4
      @magicsparks4 Рік тому +11

      awwww

    • @DatBiBish
      @DatBiBish Місяць тому

      Sorry I loveeee the pfp

    • @internetdingus
      @internetdingus 6 днів тому

      Can you send the recipe now I'm intrigued

  • @CntrazZombie4
    @CntrazZombie4 6 місяців тому +1363

    "I do wash a mean shoe." Is such a powerful level of confidence

  • @unlikelygamer
    @unlikelygamer Рік тому +4391

    The one at 5:13 killed me. That fact that it technically IS a true fact about snakes, but so simply worded, just made me laugh so hard

  • @CatloverEllie
    @CatloverEllie Місяць тому +25

    2:36 Sending "I'm on my way" to an unknown number! 😂😂😂😂 Someone couldn't sleep that night!

  • @NevazkKa
    @NevazkKa 10 місяців тому +345

    "Send god" is such a powerful quote

  • @holycow4679
    @holycow4679 10 місяців тому +198

    "I do wash a mean shoe" is easily the best one here

  • @kacperolszowski1331
    @kacperolszowski1331 4 місяці тому +27

    "protect the sausage" broke me

  • @bonethievery
    @bonethievery Рік тому +1344

    Matt, you're genuinely one of the only channels that never fails to make me laugh with every single video.

  • @GoofyGooberMars
    @GoofyGooberMars Рік тому +2226

    7:34 I love moments like this where Matt starts laughing halfway through reading something 😂😂

  • @garris2046
    @garris2046 Рік тому +1062

    7:36 HEARING MATT GENUINLY LAUGH MADE MY HEART HAPPY

  • @Filves1773-n4b
    @Filves1773-n4b 2 місяці тому +9

    "I am purple?"
    Bro's asking the real questions

  • @Matt_Rose
    @Matt_Rose  Рік тому +247

    I think it's fair to say, if you're going to get a tattoo of a sloth sticker, make sure you enunciate it slowly.

    • @Gaons.hair_
      @Gaons.hair_ Рік тому +16

      Yuo
      Oops i meant to yup, sorry

    • @cantaloupe.a
      @cantaloupe.a Рік тому +6

      and get ready as well

    • @OKYAH
      @OKYAH 7 місяців тому +1

      S l l l o o o o o t t t t t t t t t t t t h h h h h h h h h hvhhh

    • @Lightmodeblindsyou
      @Lightmodeblindsyou 7 місяців тому +2

      I once accidentally sleep texted my bf. I have no idea how it happens. I was terrified.

    • @lavieestbellexx
      @lavieestbellexx 6 місяців тому +6

      I had to go back and listen to figure out the mishearing, and WOW YEAH

  • @Pixelcraftian
    @Pixelcraftian 9 місяців тому +377

    _"i am paranoid about this new killer"_
    I was drinking water Matt Rose!! You did not have to make me laugh then

    • @pentagonanimates
      @pentagonanimates 9 місяців тому +9

      oh helo

    • @Nikkii199045
      @Nikkii199045 8 місяців тому +11

      *"what?"*

    • @Vanta526
      @Vanta526 8 місяців тому +8

      PENTAGONANIMATES WATCHES MATT ROSE TOO

    • @AmyWall-mt4og
      @AmyWall-mt4og 5 місяців тому +2

      Yeah, laughing with a mouthful of water is not a very good idea...

    • @Le_epic_eclipse
      @Le_epic_eclipse 4 дні тому

      Pixel craft ian jdnsbssnxhddvdhsgehdw

  • @kodirawr
    @kodirawr 10 місяців тому +1084

    ok but "long" is perfectly accurate snake fact

    • @FabioDaFemboy
      @FabioDaFemboy 9 місяців тому +85

      “can you tell me about this snake?”
      “l o n g”

    • @Geraldandme
      @Geraldandme 8 місяців тому +19

      ⁠@@FabioDaFemboyyes. Perfect reply. Just that is beautiful. I now love the word, ‘long’.

    • @cameronspence4977
      @cameronspence4977 8 місяців тому +5

      LONG!

    • @thebobrkurwa
      @thebobrkurwa 8 місяців тому +1

      short

    • @sauerkids9254
      @sauerkids9254 7 місяців тому +1

      wide

  • @roniBelisle
    @roniBelisle 5 місяців тому +16

    10:24: "I do wash a mean shoe" had me rolling😂😂😂🤣🤣

  • @Lucario0007
    @Lucario0007 9 місяців тому +776

    I once sleep emailed my teacher “bingus” at 2am

    • @VoidDoesVideos
      @VoidDoesVideos 9 місяців тому +49

      LMAO WHY HOW WHAT💀😭💀😭💀

    • @Geraldandme
      @Geraldandme 8 місяців тому +44

      Bingue. Pink cat. At 2 am. To a teacher. That’s a perfect story. Make that a story.

    • @Lucario0007
      @Lucario0007 8 місяців тому +22

      @@Geraldandme it was too my cooking teacher

    • @Lucario0007
      @Lucario0007 8 місяців тому

      @@VoidDoesVideos tired and randomly texting on discord with outlooks tab next to them

    • @ItchyBurritoMiniAltThingy
      @ItchyBurritoMiniAltThingy 8 місяців тому +8

      F - -

  • @silverally4572
    @silverally4572 Рік тому +849

    everyone always talks about how good matt is at pronouncing gibberish, but another thing i love is the sort of tone he uses for very simple statements, like when he goes "L O N G" at 5:13
    it just perfectly captures the energy of like
    a 3 year old barging into their parents' room at 2am to announce that they farted or something

    • @inkterp5322
      @inkterp5322 Рік тому +28

      IAM NOW CRYING FROM LAUGHTER JESUS FUCK
      HELLLLLLPPPPPPP THE THREE YEAR OLD IMGAE IS TOO GOOD 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭✋

    • @gachabloxgirl3958
      @gachabloxgirl3958 Рік тому +8

      @@inkterp5322SAME BAHAHHA CUZ IK IVE DONE THIS BEFORE TO MY PARENTS AND ITS HILARIOUS TO THINK ABOUT

    • @majarini
      @majarini Рік тому +2

      BEST comment, oml 😂

    • @hearts4remi
      @hearts4remi Рік тому +2

      STOPPP NOT THE THREE YEAR OLD 😭😭

    • @texastank
      @texastank Рік тому

      *tittyhead*

  • @averagecupofcoffee
    @averagecupofcoffee 7 місяців тому +655

    “Drive safely” followed by “I’m Adele” might just be the funniest thing I’ve ever seen in my life

    • @MaksiuMilicz
      @MaksiuMilicz 5 місяців тому +16

      Because Adele texted this message

    • @Fnafiac
      @Fnafiac 5 місяців тому +26

      Especially if their name is nothing close to Adele

    • @llbrainjoker5742
      @llbrainjoker5742 5 місяців тому +8

      Bet this is gonna age well

    • @TommyKJgaming
      @TommyKJgaming 4 місяці тому

      tittyhead

  • @anthophiliia
    @anthophiliia 4 місяці тому +10

    I once sleep texted "Stop it" "Help" and "Chair" in that exact order to a groupchat of 11 people! A few people texted back "WHAT???" "Jo why are you up so late😭😭😭" "What does this mean" and when I saw that in the morning I was so confused lol

  • @SaraRankins.
    @SaraRankins. Рік тому +465

    Oh that last convo between the girlfriend and her sleeping boyfriend is so wholesome!

    • @KitCatIsNotACat
      @KitCatIsNotACat Рік тому +27

      It’s my favorite one

    • @alexanderthemidI
      @alexanderthemidI Рік тому +8

      gaming is stronger than love

    • @alexanderthemidI
      @alexanderthemidI Рік тому +6

      the forces of minecraft will defeat romantic relationships 😂😂

    • @KitRat69
      @KitRat69 Рік тому +23

      @@alexanderthemidI i wish you luck in this thing called life.

    • @viljamtheninja
      @viljamtheninja Рік тому +13

      @@alexanderthemidI ........
      If you're really that dedicated to gaming, then at least play some Ninja Gaiden or something, not just fucking Minecraft.

  • @Theratsintrenchcoat
    @Theratsintrenchcoat 11 місяців тому +233

    I'm a sleep texter. My old phone , which I had for 3 years, had a thumbprint recondition for unlocking. I had to start signing out of my social medias because it got so bad. I would text mostly coherently. I have night terrors, and sometimes it was related to these - which scared the crap out of my friends. My dad witnessed me sleep texting once, he came in to wake me up and when I did actually wake up about an hour later, he had taken my phone and it was charging in the kitchen. Turns out I was texting HIM about the TRANSFORMERS LORE?

    • @Chaotiv
      @Chaotiv 9 місяців тому +27

      wow. thats... something.

    • @UrLocalAussieBall
      @UrLocalAussieBall 9 місяців тому +17

      Lmaoooooo that would be pretty funny yet confusing

    • @xXBLANKSENTINELMANIAXx
      @xXBLANKSENTINELMANIAXx 8 місяців тому +3

      Real as fuck tho

    • @miHoLoverse
      @miHoLoverse 8 місяців тому +7

      The transformers lore? Lmao that's lovely

    • @TheGooseOfChaos
      @TheGooseOfChaos 7 місяців тому +4

      I can't believe you while sleeping, TEXTED HIM THE TRANSFORMERS LORE?!

  • @ellenneys3667
    @ellenneys3667 6 місяців тому +642

    "Im purple"
    "Help"
    Sounds like william afton finally looked in the mirror 😂

  • @RosyMothLovesDollEye
    @RosyMothLovesDollEye 23 дні тому +2

    "I am purple?"
    "Help."
    That sounded like Mystery Burns would say when he finally looked in the mirror.

  • @thebirdbrained.
    @thebirdbrained. Рік тому +909

    Matt your videos are the rare sort of content that makes you genuinely struggle to avoid laughing out loud when no one’s around

    • @andrewshouse9840
      @andrewshouse9840 Рік тому +10

      Seems like at least once each video I have to pause to let the laughter out. Like him trying over and over that section.

    • @Chameleon_Cat
      @Chameleon_Cat Рік тому +2

      I just laugh my arse off at 11 in the morning like a dumbaass

    • @Devantejah
      @Devantejah Рік тому +3

      But why would you need to avoid laughing out loud when you're alone? It's not like you're going to bother someone, right?

    • @thebirdbrained.
      @thebirdbrained. Рік тому +1

      True that lol
      For some reason, people tend to laugh around 30 times less than when they’re not with people. I’m not sure why, but the numbers are kind of staggering @@Devantejah

    • @8xus_1
      @8xus_1 Рік тому

      Same

  • @AdamKlownzinger
    @AdamKlownzinger 10 місяців тому +151

    “I would never not love you, fictional character or not” is a power move. What power it is asserting, I am not sure. But i know its a power move

  • @wavewingman5993
    @wavewingman5993 Рік тому +580

    The ones where the boyfriend is sleep texting his girlfriend are so relatable. I love my girlfriend more than anything in the world, and I can totally see myself doing that. I do remember messaging her while I was on the verge of sleep in the past, and I probably said a lot of stuff like that in my half-asleep state.

    • @eetuthereindeer6671
      @eetuthereindeer6671 Рік тому +9

      I wish I wasn't such an extrovert.... 😔 i need company but when I get some I get so exhausted in like 1 hour and then just wanna sleep. Then im lonely again
      Its like i wanna see people when im alone and wanna be alone when I see people. Its tough

    • @rotisseriepossum
      @rotisseriepossum 11 місяців тому +12

      reminds me of how my husband will scramble to hold my hand in his sleep, it’s so cute

    • @KimDare75
      @KimDare75 11 місяців тому

      Certified Annabeth and Percy moment

    • @KimDare75
      @KimDare75 11 місяців тому +4

      ​@@eetuthereindeer6671Eeeeeeh, I think you got that wrong? (Or me, probably...)
      Isn't extroversion being charged by being around people and introversion getting exhausted around them?
      In this case, you'd be more of a light introvert (gets tired of people, but still wants them) or an ambivert (both somehow).
      I can relate to this MASSIVELY though. I feel ya.

    • @eetuthereindeer6671
      @eetuthereindeer6671 11 місяців тому +2

      @@KimDare75 I did get them wrong lol you're right 😂

  • @BrooklynxMoira
    @BrooklynxMoira Місяць тому +3

    i once texting my sister while sleeping and said, “There’s literally stuff about school🧐☹️☹️☹️”

  • @gamingandchess
    @gamingandchess Рік тому +1015

    I dont care what people say but noodle boy is the scientifically best pick up line. Works every time.
    From experience.

    • @uber_nerd-l7r
      @uber_nerd-l7r Рік тому +30

      I take it you ship spicynoodles?

    • @MintBunHunter
      @MintBunHunter Рік тому +40

      pasta girl

    • @ask343
      @ask343 Рік тому +1

      i'm using that @@MintBunHunter

    • @ArcstoneBionicle
      @ArcstoneBionicle Рік тому +35

      Ideally shouted at the top of one's lungs while on fire.

    • @mischiefburns
      @mischiefburns Рік тому +12

      I heard it in the exact voice lol

  • @Zyncra
    @Zyncra 6 місяців тому +181

    The whole I am purple exchange was so well voice acted that I fell into a borderline psychotic laughing fit

  • @The_Real_Lilly
    @The_Real_Lilly 5 місяців тому +471

    “Can you throw Mr. Granola Bar” got me

    • @asimkhan3611
      @asimkhan3611 5 місяців тому +7

      I thought it was: "Can you throw Mrs. Grandma Car"😂

    • @asimkhan3611
      @asimkhan3611 5 місяців тому +3

      I thought it was: "Can you throw Mrs. Grandma Car"😂

    • @Checkerzz-t8p
      @Checkerzz-t8p 5 місяців тому +1

      how about nice adjustments and incooonet gossips

    • @MyraCxke
      @MyraCxke 4 місяці тому

      ​@@Checkerzz-t8p wgar

    • @ArandompersonD
      @ArandompersonD 4 місяці тому +4

      *Throws Mr. Granola Bar*
      THERE :/

  • @chaoscreature
    @chaoscreature Місяць тому +6

    4:45 the smile that came to my face at the nickname bug made me realize that I need a guy to call me that- it’s just so silly

    • @stinkydedraak
      @stinkydedraak 26 днів тому

      G and T are close to each other you know.

  • @Tabby.exe_
    @Tabby.exe_ Рік тому +277

    Matt is a grown man, yet still laughs at a sleep text telling someone to “protect the sausage I can’t it’s gonna gat too soggy”

  • @construct2009
    @construct2009 8 місяців тому +810

    I once texted my mom "HOHOOOHOUGH COOCKFISH🛎"
    My mom replied "Indeed"

    • @TheGooseOfChaos
      @TheGooseOfChaos 7 місяців тому +44

      I am a ninja turtle cuz ttts tsts tiist shtsi ttssst

    • @mega_micro
      @mega_micro 6 місяців тому +16

      @@TheGooseOfChaos Thba

    • @huh426
      @huh426 5 місяців тому +19

      reminds me of the wallter and flesh cousin dialogue in regretevator

    • @thenonfurry
      @thenonfurry 5 місяців тому +15

      indeed. 🐓🐟

    • @gaylittlefish
      @gaylittlefish 5 місяців тому

      @@huh426 regr fab in the wild holt hsit

  • @I--h8--seven
    @I--h8--seven 10 місяців тому +247

    "Cows with hair."
    " *Ponytail.* "
    This is my favorite istg-

  • @CappaTheProtogen
    @CappaTheProtogen Місяць тому +16

    3:47 "sloth sticker" but i heard swastika

  • @TjaxArDIks6
    @TjaxArDIks6 Рік тому +140

    "i need to shave"
    "who's holding you back?"
    "dept" had me dying of laughter

    • @SamanthamusPrimeV28050
      @SamanthamusPrimeV28050 Рік тому +2

      It kinda does make sense since if you are in debt, you won't have money to buy a razor and shaving cream.

  • @cakemanLHK
    @cakemanLHK Рік тому +290

    It would never in a a hundred years have occurred to me that sleep texting is a thing.

    • @Gamemaster6400
      @Gamemaster6400 Рік тому +51

      I think that it exists in two forms: 1. Falling asleep while your phone's open and accidentally using the keyboard or 2. Being mostly asleep but awake enough to do stuff and wanting to inform someone about something that happened in a dream or is on your mind, I've done this one a few times to my partner lol

    • @JukoYT
      @JukoYT Рік тому

      ​@@Gamemaster6400i texted on discord late at night couple of times where i spend 2minutes looking at a sentance trying to figure out if it makes sense

    • @BluesofButterfly
      @BluesofButterfly Рік тому +7

      Few times I picked up my phone to type something in notes app or to text it to someone while half asleep. Then went to sleep again with phone in hand dreaming that I finished doing it. My brain isn't evolved to go through the several steps involved I suppose. 😂😂

    • @renakunisaki
      @renakunisaki Рік тому +6

      I guess there's a few ways it can happen. Being half awake, poking random things on the screen in your sleep, voice recognition, falling asleep while writing...

    • @planefan082
      @planefan082 Рік тому

      ​@@renakunisakiI once was informed my a family member in the morning that I'd woken them up at 3am by getting out of bed, going to my laptop (which was in a different room), logged in and searched random nonsense phrases before going back to bed. Sure enough I checked my browser history, there it was.
      I had the layout of the place and my password both down to muscle memory at that suppose so it's not that implausible

  • @Iamalive123
    @Iamalive123 10 місяців тому +1709

    This once happened to me. Here's how the convo went
    Me: "i just peed"
    Friend: "Okay? I don't think i needed to know that-"
    Me: "like a a a a a a a a"
    Friend: "A what?"
    Me: "Bald pigeon cream"
    Friend: "Yeah I'm going back to sleep"
    Me: "beware of it"

    • @Raincellz
      @Raincellz 10 місяців тому +115

      OMG IM FUCKIN DYING 🤣

    • @JoPo-nk8pr
      @JoPo-nk8pr 9 місяців тому +214

      Beware the Bald Pigeon Cream . . .

    • @EmmaF4y
      @EmmaF4y 9 місяців тому

      ​I'm so scared rn​

    • @ryeghiyan4851
      @ryeghiyan4851 9 місяців тому +64

      Sounds intense

    • @gPukall16
      @gPukall16 9 місяців тому +37

      @@Raincellz do i call 911?

  • @LostFunocity
    @LostFunocity 5 місяців тому +3

    You know you have a deep connection with someone when you can text as if drunk/overly tired and they will still make sense of it.

  • @GatheredStorm_YT
    @GatheredStorm_YT 7 місяців тому +315

    What’s even more terrifying is answering a call in your sleep and having a real person’s voice suddenly pierce into your dream, I’ve had it happen once, it was not fun

    • @scphobia
      @scphobia 7 місяців тому +49

      Imagine just being in your dream and then your dog comes up to you and goes *"uh, hi, is this Thomas?"* just for you to get scared and wake up only to realize it was your goddamned phone

    • @jswayne7546
      @jswayne7546 6 місяців тому +22

      My dad once woke up on the phone when he was in college. He had no idea who he was even talking to.

    • @meepzesheep6954
      @meepzesheep6954 4 місяці тому +5

      Imagine being g in a calming dream, then, out of no where......"I AM HERE TO TALK ABOUT YOUR CARS EXTENDED WARRANTY"

    • @tranquilizerDvN
      @tranquilizerDvN 3 місяці тому

      Bro voices of people from TV is like the only one i had in my dreams

  • @samuelcelis2802
    @samuelcelis2802 5 місяців тому +273

    1:58 Some sleeptext I like 😂:
    "How are we dressing for this party?"
    "As An E G G."
    ...
    "Ok🤔."

    • @ArandompersonD
      @ArandompersonD 4 місяці тому +19

      *Walks into the fanceyyy party as an egg*
      oh shitttt 🫢

    • @mxsteri0
      @mxsteri0 3 місяці тому +10

      OH FUCK IF HE ACTUALLY COMES UP IN AN EGG COSTUME-

  • @sachimourya1431
    @sachimourya1431 11 місяців тому +250

    “SEND GOD.” is killing me. I’m gonna be saying this from now on.😂😂😂😂

  • @sopv_1
    @sopv_1 3 місяці тому +2

    this is by far my favorite matt rose video ever
    MAKE MORE SLEEP TEXTING VIDEOS

  • @randomlilith
    @randomlilith Рік тому +522

    Matt Rose you don't know me and these videos are just for fun (lots of fun, they're very funny) but I struggle with dissociation a lot and watching a video from you sometimes makes me smile enough to pull me out of the spiral when I have no other way of grounding myself.
    Never stop posting, you're a cool guy :)

    • @Matt_Rose
      @Matt_Rose  Рік тому +181

      😊😊😊

    • @kanyewestlover2024
      @kanyewestlover2024 Рік тому +5

      @@Matt_Rose😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊

    • @sannarasmussen7040
      @sannarasmussen7040 Рік тому +27

      ​@@Matt_Rose😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊

    • @DramaticBatu
      @DramaticBatu Рік тому +2

      ​@@Matt_Rose😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊

    • @AzillaKiami
      @AzillaKiami Рік тому +21

      @@Matt_Rose 😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊

  • @teachmetohowl
    @teachmetohowl Рік тому +188

    Matt's videos have convinced me that the ability to pronounce nonsense is actually useful

  • @kickstxr
    @kickstxr Рік тому +335

    Matt may not ever sleep but he never fails to post sleep texting videos.

  • @PawsOfJupiter-ef4zh
    @PawsOfJupiter-ef4zh 5 місяців тому +5

    Once I accidentally sent this to my best friend:
    "How's the grain pooping??
    Cow."
    Her reaction:
    Maybe you should've gone to therapy.

  • @xlabc
    @xlabc 11 місяців тому +48

    To leave the last one for the end was just a chef's kiss. I am tearing

  • @tenelum9865
    @tenelum9865 Рік тому +53

    OMG THE PART WHEN THE BOYFRIEND IS TEXTING HIS GIRLFRIEND ABOUT HOW MUCH HE LOVES HER IS SO ADORABLE OMGGGG

  • @fiveoneecho
    @fiveoneecho 6 місяців тому +187

    "I do wash a mean shoe" is such a funny wildline from an NPC.

    • @adrianaslund8605
      @adrianaslund8605 4 місяці тому +4

      Saw a couple of mudcrabs the other day, horrid creatures but Ive heard their meat is quite good

    • @tickingstickerbomb
      @tickingstickerbomb 3 місяці тому

      What ​@@adrianaslund8605

    • @monkeygivingthefinger
      @monkeygivingthefinger Місяць тому

      @@adrianaslund8605 do you visit the sky district often?

    • @adrianaslund8605
      @adrianaslund8605 Місяць тому

      @@monkeygivingthefinger Oh what are you saying? Ofcourse I don't.

  • @slowskybby
    @slowskybby 5 місяців тому +4

    i had a bad day today and i laughed through 75% of the video. Thanks to the people who sleep texted

  • @Echo_NightWing
    @Echo_NightWing Рік тому +315

    A little late for this, but this reminds me of something my mom has done more than once.
    She has seriously bought stuff in her sleep, have no idea how she does it, but it's hilarious whenever she buys stuff while asleep lol
    Here's a few things I can think of
    - $80 worth of potato chips that tastes like corn
    - 2 flash lights
    - Rainbow cooking utensils along with matching silverware
    - A music CD off of Amazon, and she somehow changed it to the European Amazon when we're in United States
    - A book
    - Final Fantasy 8 on Switch
    That's only a few of the things she fully purchased. There's one thing that she almost purchased. Though it would of been hilarious if it did
    She almost bought $107 worth of computer mice, and 3 of them looked like cars lol

    • @lawrenceduan816
      @lawrenceduan816 11 місяців тому +11

      W sleeping mum

    • @Just.anENFP
      @Just.anENFP 11 місяців тому +3

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @Sun_S3t_22_Official
      @Sun_S3t_22_Official 11 місяців тому +6

      I used to think my mom did the stupidest things while being half-asleep, I can't think it anymore after reading this. Lol

    • @entbratthecool
      @entbratthecool 8 місяців тому

      And what she did while being half asleep​@@Sun_S3t_22_Official

  • @sophiel787
    @sophiel787 Рік тому +179

    I’ve been sick in bed for the past two days and since I woke up I couldn’t wait to see the new video. I got snot all over my face from laughing. Good job as always 😊

    • @Machinte
      @Machinte Рік тому +6

      Hope you get better soon :)

    • @loslingos1232
      @loslingos1232 Рік тому +2

      Lol same even had to call off work today

    • @fallenberdlol
      @fallenberdlol Рік тому +1

      Get well soon ❤❤❤

    • @sarahoitmann3900
      @sarahoitmann3900 Рік тому +1

      Get well soon! Don't forget to drink and eat❤

    • @TheGelasiaBlythe
      @TheGelasiaBlythe Рік тому +1

      Feel better soon! I'm glad the video could cheer you up and clear you out just a little.

  • @YourBoyPawn
    @YourBoyPawn 10 місяців тому +1198

    "Snake facts, go!"
    "Long"
    No, no, she's got a point.
    SEND HELP WHY IS EVERYONE RESPONDING WITH LONG

  • @dixiecobb9189
    @dixiecobb9189 2 місяці тому

    I can never get tired of Matt Rose's wonderfully hilarious vids. I love videos of people sleeptexting,sleeptalking and sleepwalking (as long as no one got hurt)😊😊😊❤❤❤

  • @friedensgabel
    @friedensgabel Рік тому +117

    "i do wash a mean shoe" has to be one of the most glorious boasts ever

    • @DrBarbequeSauce
      @DrBarbequeSauce Рік тому +8

      Agreed, I want it on a shirt and one that just says 'send god'

    • @gorebunny
      @gorebunny Рік тому +3

      @@DrBarbequeSauce can we please include the "i love unnamed sos cute" and make a collection of dumb shirts?

    • @DrBarbequeSauce
      @DrBarbequeSauce Рік тому +3

      @@gorebunny For sure, if we're making an entire collection, we also need 'Have you put your buggies in the oven yet?'

    • @tsifirakiehl4250
      @tsifirakiehl4250 11 місяців тому +3

      We also need “Kg as those look as DUCKINGF good”

    • @TFMSVE2K8
      @TFMSVE2K8 6 місяців тому

      We also need one that says "can u throw mr granola bar :)))"

  • @Ravenna.E.Blackbird
    @Ravenna.E.Blackbird Рік тому +156

    10:25 The variety of nonsensical texts shown simultaneously followed by a chorus of *"What?"* is *top tier cinematography,* you simply cannot change my mind.

  • @fennecteal
    @fennecteal Рік тому +65

    I love how in nearly every conversation both people end up equally confused

  • @isielvwelcome3222
    @isielvwelcome3222 4 місяці тому +4

    "NOODLE BOY" got me thinking monkie kid so hard😭😭😭

  • @NaNaShee
    @NaNaShee Рік тому +237

    I once sleep texted my friend a little poem that apparently popped into my head that I thought was a dream, didn't even realize that was possible.
    The snake fact really got me, was laughing so hard I got tears in my eyes. 😂

  • @shivfrye
    @shivfrye Рік тому +54

    Why is hearing Matt break character/composure and just yell or laugh uncontrollably so funny

  • @SaynYT
    @SaynYT Рік тому +72

    Idk but there's something so special about your videos. Somehow you make all the post 100% funnier just by reading them lmao

  • @that.transgender.cosplayer
    @that.transgender.cosplayer Рік тому +1038

    the last one was so sweet and adorable, I love how she handled her boyfriend's sleep texts

    • @autonomouscollective2599
      @autonomouscollective2599 Рік тому +94

      The last one was actually i tittyhead, but that as sweet and adorable too.

    • @JSE_NM
      @JSE_NM Рік тому

      ​@@autonomouscollective2599LOL

    • @tsukiokami1999
      @tsukiokami1999 Рік тому +1

      @IonRuby oh great another transphobe thinking they are worth a shit. fuck off yeah? Im transgender too and Bisexual you gonna have an aneurism now?

    • @alicebthegachaweirdo8378
      @alicebthegachaweirdo8378 Рік тому +29

      @IonRubyI don’t see anything wrong with their profile picture and channel

    • @Borealis109
      @Borealis109 Рік тому

      i tittyhead

  • @elenabloksberg212
    @elenabloksberg212 20 днів тому +1

    The snake facts group one sent me 😭😭😭 i was expecting him to post something inappropriate or word jumble-esque, but "long" wa

  • @tall_prince
    @tall_prince Рік тому +110

    I loved the checkerboard bit. Never stop being extra, Matt

  • @themostepichandle
    @themostepichandle Рік тому +194

    7:38 I love Matt trying to hide his laughter

  • @Boopishmoop
    @Boopishmoop 6 місяців тому +108

    10:26 Ok “I do wash a mean shoe” has GOT to be my favorite one.

    • @THE_crxqy
      @THE_crxqy 5 місяців тому +7

      you forgot about "Kill little bill"

    • @mizukittyakinyama
      @mizukittyakinyama 2 місяці тому

      i personally love "im a jackal"

  • @redtailarts101
    @redtailarts101 4 місяці тому +2

    Half of these are just "I fell asleep on my phone and accidentally hit the keyboard a bunch of times" and the other half is like actually sleep talking through text

  • @lukeplaysroblox2418
    @lukeplaysroblox2418 8 місяців тому +204

    “I need to shave”
    “Whats holding you back”
    “Debt.”
    IM LITERALLY IN TEARS LAUGHING ON MY FLOOR

    • @KananR-ns9jv
      @KananR-ns9jv 5 місяців тому

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    • @SamanthamusPrimeV28050
      @SamanthamusPrimeV28050 5 місяців тому

      Are You okay?

    • @savageratentertainment
      @savageratentertainment 5 місяців тому

      sad part is you can be on the floor my stomach hurts so bad from holding that in because i share a room lol
      that one was just so amazing x'DD

  • @JoeBleasdaleReal
    @JoeBleasdaleReal Рік тому +91

    An 11-minute video of Matt making sense of some top-notch gibberish is amazing enough, but that pay-off - just “i tittyhead” - is utter class. The roof of Wembley has been shattered by the applause 😂😂😂👏👏👏👏👏

  • @FictionRaider007
    @FictionRaider007 Рік тому +44

    The build-up across the whole video with that long-running text for that final conclusive word made me laugh harder than I have all week. I mean, it is only Monday, but still.

  • @KollbjornYT
    @KollbjornYT 2 місяці тому +1

    "As an egg"
    That one gets me every time! LOL

  • @pair973
    @pair973 7 місяців тому +88

    “I need to shave”
    “And who’s holding you back?”
    “Debt”
    IM CRYINGG😭😭

  • @rachele3334
    @rachele3334 Рік тому +150

    I started a journal of funny things my husband says when he takes ambien. My two favorites are “Wait, are you my wife?” and “I declare this day, September 28, a holy day of hilarity.”

    • @fightingforsunrise
      @fightingforsunrise Рік тому +35

      Oh god, Ambien. My mama took Ambien for years. One time she knocked on my door at like 4am and opened the door to see me sitting in my room with the lights on, sitting up in a chair, reading a book. I put my book down and said "Hey, you okay? You need anything?" after which she squinted at me for a very long time with a very confused look on her face and whispered "are you awake???" the way you do when you dont want to speak too loudly in case the person really is asleep. I looked at her and sarcastically said "Oh yeah, I just have really gotten into reading books in my sleep lately. You know how it is." And she 100% seriously said "Okay sorry I love you I'll let you sleep" and left. I cried laughing at that.

    • @MaoTao
      @MaoTao Рік тому +8

      There's also Muscimol which is found in the Amanita Muscaria mushroom, which is basically the precursor to Ambien. It even works on the same receptors in the brain. That one had me thinking that mirrors had time limits and that the moon was the eye of James May.

    • @heyheyheizou
      @heyheyheizou 11 місяців тому +6

      September 28th is my birthday💀💀

    • @elizavetapavlova4672
      @elizavetapavlova4672 11 місяців тому +1

      The "holy day of hilarity" just sent me 😂😂

    • @novaseer
      @novaseer 11 місяців тому

      was it september 28th when he said that

  • @SkinnyEatWorld95
    @SkinnyEatWorld95 10 місяців тому +60

    I've been watching your videos for the last two hours and I don't think I have ever laughed so much, I literally almost peed myself from laughing and since I couldn't stop laughing, my eyes have been watering to the point that I look like I was ugly crying and my shirt is wet. Holy fuck, what a ride 😂❤

  • @Matilda-kt4ro
    @Matilda-kt4ro 4 місяці тому +2

    That gave me an idea. Confess to my crush over text at 2am, gauge his reaction, and if it’s a bad reaction I’ll just say I sleep texted him. Foolproof.

  • @Therandomboiiii
    @Therandomboiiii 6 місяців тому +95

    My mom woke me up for school one time. I woke up and simply said xwing, before falling asleep immediately 😂

    • @Lord_Megatron_TFP
      @Lord_Megatron_TFP 6 місяців тому +13

      Bro was living in Star Wars

    • @qExAi5
      @qExAi5 4 місяці тому

      We caught the Red Leader snoozing by

    • @Mikrofalówka27273
      @Mikrofalówka27273 3 місяці тому +2

      XD

    • @Alex-ft1df
      @Alex-ft1df 3 місяці тому +1

      I said, "Brains!!!!!! When my mom woke me up for school and fell back to sleep afterward of doing this.

  • @Zara_dem0ns_loves_monsters
    @Zara_dem0ns_loves_monsters 8 місяців тому +67

    “Who’s holding you back?” Them: “DEBT😨😨”

  • @VoloPlush
    @VoloPlush Рік тому +105

    11:05 that is the sweetest thing I’ve ever read omg

  • @CCChillyRBLX
    @CCChillyRBLX 2 місяці тому +1

    "Bchillin like naocitude chiccoa f" got me dying, we NEED a part 2 😆