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- Asmongold Clips / Asmongold Reacts To: "The American Society Of Magical Negroes"
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"You dare use my black magic against me, mutha?"
- Lord Negromort
Lmao
The repel spell is, "ah hell no!"
Played by Samuel L Jackson. Instant classic.
He who must not be named...
But wouldn’t forbitten magic be white magic then?
When taking _"You're a wizard muthafucka!"_ goes too far.
Coulda had a 'nigga moment' scene but with magic
To be fair that would've been way more interesting then what we got
Holy crap. Samuel L. Jackson as Hagrid. 💀
@@BerzerkaDurk Samuel Jackson or Morgan freeman would not participate in this even if they pay them triple 😂
This is a trick question, are they giving use free pass or exception to watch this movie.
Morgan Freeman was once asked:
_"How are we going to get rid of racism?”_
His response:
_"Stop talking about it. I’m going to stop calling you a white man, and I’m going to ask you to stop calling me a Black man.”_
Eh. I've always felt that was a pretty dumb way to say it. "Black" and "white" are valid descriptors that aren't inherently racist, just like referencing that someone has red hair or green eyes or tattoos. I get what Morgan Freeman was trying to say (stop placing IMPORTANCE on race), but everyone just willfully acting as if race doesn't exist isn't a solution for racism anymore than pretending criminals don't exist is a solution to crime.
@@keiichi8191 Yeah its a pretty shit take. When it stops being important is when people will stop talking about it.
@@Omegeddon More like when grifters find it doesnt work to their advantage anymore...
Everyone just read that in Morgan Freeman's voice
I swear we almost got there too, in the 90s and early 2000s. And then we got more racist then ever and call it inclusion.
There was a legit opportunity to make a Boondocks style comedy. The opportunity was missed.
Was my exact thought.
yup, but they legit just decided to actually make a movie that divides the 2 groups even more, like everybody loves boondocks, whether be white or black, this couldve been a great opportunity for every1 to enjo it buy yeah, more racism
Okay, Harry Potter meets Boondocks is now something I didn't know I needed
Comedy takes talent
If this was an actual Boondocks movie I can't even imagine how much friggin money they would have made
the movie was created to further maintain the degree of hostility in society between two groups of people
I immediately started thinking about how most people would say this title. This movie is now just called "The American Society of Magical".
@@Mrdood999: I suspect a sizeable number of people would be cheeky and refer to the title as "Magical N-words," literally saying that, even though it's technically the incorrect term starting with N.
@@spk1121 they would react the same way.
My question is, would hispanics get away with this? That's literally how you pronounce "blacks"
you have no proof of that, there a much higher probability that its just a stupid product made by stupid people
how is this creating hostility? its a funny title...
13% of the Wizards and 50% of the Unforgivable Curses
Almost choked reading this. Nice.
I've only seen the HP movies recently, so thank fuck, coz now I understand your comment and it's glorious.
Thanks for a good laugh lad, made my day
its 60% now
We wuz wizards n shit
Just call it "The movie that should not be named" when you buy the ticket.
1 ticket for "you know which"
"Did you put your motherfucking name into the motherfucking Goblet of Fire, Hareem!
Dumbledore asked calmly
@@Rauf_237 as he snorted a line of watermelon
@-kobian-9596 good joke 🤣
Samel L Jackson " how many times I got to tell you to not put your motherfuking name into motherfuking magical fire!"
Never underestimate modern Hollywood’s ability to produce absolute garbage
This is an independent film.
Could still be made in Hollywood
its 100x more watchable where they put blacks and gays on purpose
It's called a ideology
People not understanding the title is in reference to a movie trope where black people somehow have mystical powers, eg. Green Mile. but yeah the movie is probably ass
The guy talking about the movie is 100x better than the movie could ever be.
That's WesSideLive
I haven't seen that guy since his Dragon Ball Super reactions, lol.
I never thought I'd see Asmongold commenting on a WesSideLive video. That guy's great.
Dude has energy, ima check out his channel. Thanks other commenters for saying where to look.
@@ZeallustImmortal Check out "Demon Slayer Outdid Attack on Titan" that was probably his most energetic video, to say the least
The unhinged part is that the critics negatively reviewed it because it wasn’t racist enough. They wanted to see white people get dunked on even harder.
White people weren't really "dunked on" at all. It was just a C tier romance movie.
A drive-by in a flying car and brooms would be insane ngl
What's the magical equivalent of a boombox?
" if you dont watch it you are racist"
"If you buy the tickets you are racist"
Me: Buy the ticket and dont watch it. 200% Racist achieved.
No no, they're opposing forces that cancel each other out. Like 240 volt power or noise-canceling headphones.
Just download a pirated copy and then not watch it, no reason to give these clowns money.
I just became transracist.
💯
I just go up the register & ask for the tickets so I can say the title of the movie. Then I say I changed my mind & either pick a different movie or walk away.
lol
lmao even
CAN'T SAY IT 🤣🤣🤣
CAN'T SEE IT 😂😂😂
TRULY MAGICAL 🤌🤌🤌
The main actor dude, the terrible wizard kid from the DnD movie, actually told some white "fan" that HE couldn't say the name. Apparently playing a victim makes people dumb af
DON’T SAY IT DON’T THINK IT.
@@DJ-wl5qo OH NO I TOUGH ABOUT THE NAME!!! NOOOOO!!!!
You can, you should. It is the call of duty.
That Key & Peele sketch was sooo feckin funny. Dude's right, if they were gonna go for it, that was the route to take.
The movie is actually supposed to be a comedy, apparently it’s just not a very good one.
“Can I have two tickets for the American Society?”
“No, go ahead… say the full title.”
“… but-“
“SAY IT!”
Black Voldemort would be awesome, I can almost picture him casting spells and every time it ends with the n word.
*gasp* the word that must not be spoken
AVADACANI-
The N-crux curse 😂
@@DJ-wl5qo😂😂😂
I want a black remake of harry potter because I want to see the actors look at hermione and say "no you don't understand, the house elves WANT to be slaves!" It was a bad take in the 90s and it's a bad take now.
I'm sorry, but=
"You're a wizard, A-Aron!"
"You're in... Husslepuff!"
Hussle the puffle
Potter Diddy
Pls, not slavinclaw.
Can i introduce to clortho high inner city school for magical kids
Representing all them wizards from across the world...
"you're in Glockendor, muthafka!"
“He who must not be named” is gonna be crazy
You know Alyssa from Kotaku loved this movie.
True ( ⚈̥̥̥̥̥́⌢⚈̥̥̥̥̥̀)
"we wuz magical and sheeeiiittt"
The good ol days
The irony how yes 70% are jokes in comments untill you see this comment and well 🤷🏽♂️ atleast it’s not all wrong. Ahh the internet where the outcasts can trick themselves into thinking there not at the bottom of the human ladder by being racist. How I love western humans.
We where’s Vikings n sheeet, wez haves honor and wezzzzz knights.
@@Sdfkillercongrats for dumbest comment of the day so far.
@@PirateR4ptor oh come on, lol two sides of the same coin. Half more then half of america is irish and german but mfers going around claiming that shit lol.
The sequel should be _The Southern Society of Grand Wizards_ and both sides have a massive duel in the end.
A dance off would be better
Wizards vs wizards.
You really went there haha
LMAO this would be funny though.... as a comedy it would make millions more
And "Don't Be A Menace To South Central" must be a prequel :D
Missed opportunity to have called it “black magic”
"Remember when you said the 'n-word' back in 2024?"
"Ya but that was 28 years ago....and it was the title of a movie"
“That’s exactly what a racist would say. Cuff ‘em, boys.”
the 'n-word' | the title of a movie
You might want to translate black into spanish...
Those are two not the same.
@frankishempire2322 no shit genius. This conversation is about American vernacular.
@@nopers369 Yes, it was obvious that you dont know what you are talking about.
This movie didn't bomb, it nuked worse than Hiroshima
I didn't even know it came out already. I heard of it months prior, forgot about it, and was reminded of the shit stain that it is. 😅
@@oldoutlet6946its not a joke? Do we get a pass for the N bomb now?
@@cryingalone7572 thats it, i'm gonna say it
Calling in a Hellbomb
And the dude previously played in the D&D movie that also tanked hard.
He should fire his agent 😒
Robert: "Tickets for what? Speak up?"
Come on Robert, I take two bucket of crabs legs this time, just let me see the movie...
Bet no one will worry about buying tickets for the sequel.
The Cabal of Cantankerous Caucasians.
@@Volyren I hear the main character of that one is also a wizard
I'm so sorry, Kinoplex Robert... it wasn't supposed to end like this.
Robert...please, I...can't say it. Let me just...point to it, on the sign?
This whole clip had me in stitches, especially when the editorial commentary came in. Man I love these clips. Keep em coming. 🤣🤣🤣
"2 tickets for Magical N- word's please"
negros is blacks, not the nword
Technically it's not the "N" word, but it's close enough that most people feel uncomfortable saying it.
Negro is not a slur!!!
@@ThomasGabrielWhite no one feels uncomfortable except for kids and re tards lol
@@ThomasGabrielWhiteused as the N word tho. either with the hard R or it ending with an o its used that way depending on how pissed you are saying it.
the irony of key n peele doing a skit about this very thing, only to have someone go "we should do this and take it very seriously". Wes was right, if this was 100 percent satire might've done alright, like crazy rich asians.
I was just thinking that. The Key and Peele sketch about this was hilarious, one of my favorites. So this is not satire then?
No clue hey, but I’d wager not
@@danielmiller5611 I saw a review for this, and it's a crappy romantic comedy apparently
Wait it's a serious movie? I thought it was a comedy. That's why Asmon was shitting on it, because if it was a comedy I honestly think it would be a pretty damn amazing one. Like Scary Movie.
@@dantereinhardt6911 he was saying if it was satire it might have done ok like Crazy Rich Asians, going to assume it's not satire.
"You are a word UA-cam doesn't allow, Harry".
WE WUZ WAZARD NNN SHEEITT
I imagine black Voldemort being like uncle ruckus from the Boondocks
"Ya gotta rotate ya unspeakable curses!"
Imagine being in the board room naming the title, lol
imagine the board members agreeing to the title XD they deserve everything coming their way
"Then explain to me Jamal, how 13% of the wizards of this world are responsible for casting 50% of the unforgivable curses"
lmao accurate
loooooool true
They are responsible for 90% of Magical Broom theft
Lmfao
HAHAHAHA
"Magical Negro" is a tv trope and hence why it's the title. I guess the writers overestimated how many people know about it.
It was actually a literary trope before tv existed.
So i pulled out my wand and started blastin....
The budget could have gone to something cool like an original movie about wizards and the main character just happens to be black.
I would 100% watch _Wizardz in da Hood_
that doesnt fit with your username
It was probably funded with tax payer dollars to be fair, no out of pocket costs.
Or have that Key and Peele sketch about the inner city wizard school and turn it into a full movie.
"A wand with a silencer. Why?"
And call it “Black Magic”.
Sounds like a title 4chan could come up with.
What space movie came out in 1992. If you laugh you are dead inside.
A jew wrote and directed it. 😂
@DiarrheaHag1 every single time 😂
The inspiring wizards miss every spell shot as they hold their wands sideways.
I freaking love the narrator editor.
Jamal Potter. The homie who lived.
Hakeem Potter. And The Chamber Is Loaded
Jamal Potter And The Order Of The Clock.
Ladoya Potter And The Half Blooded Crips
@@Olsnapper Jerome Potts And the Half Black Chick
@@rythan6974 Shaquan Potter and The Sorcerors Crack Rock
They need to make a "Scary Movie" version of Harry Potter
aint this it?
they kinda did with Epic Movie, one of those shitty spoofs from the 2000s lmao
Wasn't it "Harry Pothead and the Sorcerer's Bong" in "Scary Movie"?
They can work off that!
Hi, My name is harry pothead. @@himself6363
lol the end was amazing. Love the editor
The pander is so high right now it's crazy
@Get-me-out-of-Gacha-hellAh yes, the smart thing to do if something bad is shifting towards the mainstream is to just stick your head in the sand and not say anything 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 (😂 50x)
It’s not pander, no black people want this and no black people will go see it. They spent $275m on this movie to stuff anti-whiteness down your throat. It’s not for black people, jewish producers don’t care about blacks. It’s about attacking whites.
@Get-me-out-of-Gacha-hell*you're
ohhhh is that why pandas are black and white
@Get-me-out-of-Gacha-hell Can you at least use proper punctuation?
The funniest thing is that both youtube and Google search bar dont fill the entire title for the movie lol
When he said the black valdamort voice line I just pictured Dave Chappelle. I’d see that shit for sure.
Imagine Harry Potter getting a letter to go here
Hagrid: "You a wizard, n---a!"
Harry: "I'm a what?"
Hagrid: "A wizard, mthafuka! You hear me!?"
Harry Potter - Daniel Radcliffe
Hagrid - Sam L. Jackson
Yes Harry; a Non Indigenous Graduate Granted Esoteric Nouse
nah Harry won't get the letter but hermione surely will cause she's canonically you know... not starring emma watson anymore
@@Azmania3000that last word...Bro, you had one job.
@@scytheflash2053 it's a real word I promise 😁. Nouse: knowledge, smarts
Funny thing is the main guy in this movie was a wizard in the new D&D movie and that movie slapped, it proves it's not the actor's fault.
Well it is a little, YOu're still the actor that accepted the role, knowing very well what it was.
Imagine getting the script and title and everything and say ''yes I want this to be where my face is'' The actor knows, they're not just forced
@@Redcloudsrocks Gotta pay those bills.
"Why?" was my reaction. I like the actor, I like his performances, I live his voice (who, I think could be the next James Earl Jones or Morgan Freeman in terms of voice acting).
Maybe the actor is woke (thus braindead) to begin with. Still gonna give him the chance though, until proven for sure.
@@RedcloudsrocksActing is a job, I've never been on the 'blame actors' thing. It's a gig, a paycheck, you gotta pay the bills. John Rhys Davies has done loads of like really goofy low-budget TV movies in his illustrious career, doesn't mean he's a bad actor, or that his morals are compromised. Mean's he's got a family to support and bills to pay. Not every role gonna be Gimli.
that's bs the actor has the same views too you can look it up
There is two content creators I never expected to see in the same video but man am I glad it happened😂😂😂
"2 tickets for that new american magical society movie please"
"I'm sorry sir, we have no such movies on option. Are you sure this is the correct name?"
"... Uh, you know I think I forgot my wallet anyway, see ya!"
The sad part to me is that the concept could be successful, name and all, they just shouldn't have taken themselves so seriously with it. Make it something akin to Blazing Saddles and it would've been gold
Yeah, when I first heard about the movie I literally thought the Wayans bros were going to do a Scary Movie treatment to that Key and Peele skit. I was actually kinda excited. Then I saw the first trailer and died laughing (not in the funny way...in the "oh no no no no" way)
i mean, that's pretty much what the guy in the video suggested (except he used key & peele as an example instead of blazing saddles).
All they had to do was make Black Dynamite but with magic and that movie would be a success. Unfortunately that would require actual talented people that actually wanted to entertain their audience.
So you want to tell me it isn't comedy? Wtf?
My first thought is that it wasn't a serious movie, especially because the lead actor, last I saw, was in the D&D movie, which wasn't very serious.
I actually forgot that this movie still existed, I hated it the second the trailer was over and didn't want to hear about it again.
Some other comment implied that the movie is meant to create division, I already see people falling for it, so it makes you wonder. I'm gonna go back to forgetting this movie exists.
Points wand at you
Rotates 90 degrees 🤜🪄
Man even in magical fantasy I get rob 😂
gang shit
As soon as I heard the title, the Key and Peele skit came to mind. I'm so glad he acknowledged it 😂
Hold the wand sideways.
a whole movie about
"those who must not be named"
I thought they were the people with those little round hats.
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban just took on a whole new meaning.
Even better of a title "Harry potter and the prisoner"
Uncle Ruckus said there's some powerful Nuggetry at work here.
They hold the wand sideways and hit everything except the intended target. A fly by wanding
Unfortunately I was drinking soda when I heard the name of that movie and proceeded ugly laugh and it came out of my nose. I have never felt such a sensation of PAIN like pins and needles flying through my nose until tonight.
As someone who that has also happened to before I am so sorry. 😂
Not everyone gets to experience that joy in life. It’s truly the small things.
worth it
Who green lit this movie
The alphabet soup community 😂
Gemini AI
Rich white clueless executives wanting brownie points.
@@NertifiedNEWS Motherfucker, don't bring us or me into this shit. I certainly didn't want this.
@umadbro4493 the irony of your comment is the AI thinks this is a language that needs to be translated 😂
Black magic. There’s your title
Reminder that in this movie the 'wizards' claim at one point that "the most dangerous animal in the planet is the white man".
"Oh, but you can't be racist against white people."
Spoiler: you totally can.
What would happen if the races were swapped?
@@helmut3356 This shit wont change until people start swapping the races.
I like how in the age of Dune, they still expect us to take Marvel phase 4 CGI seriously
Shiny balls and jokes every few minutes
Bro, fans of the Avatar films were never able to take this crap seriously.
We've been gaslit, no joke, for 15 years now because people genuinely hate those films that much for some reason and have tried everything in the book to sell them as the worst movies on the planet when they are really just oldschool sci-fi "whole new world" movies. And they look good. Avatar in 2009 LOOKED REALLY GOOD and STILL beats an overwhelming majority of movies in the visual department alone.
I'm not saying these are the best movies ever, I do love them but that title goes to Shawshank Redemption. What I AM saying is that Marvel NEVER had an excuse.
Cmon bro dune is mid
@StealingYourInfo-CCdunes amazing. Cope stardork
@@yaboiiiiiiiiimatt497 liar
@StealingYourInfo-CCyour an absolute liar
I like how for a second at the end there Asmond turned full southern "...Somebody just lost their aaeeaaass"
The editor foreseeing what his next month is gonna' be all about when he typed that in.
Bro when I got this film as an ad on UA-cam I thought UA-cam was trolling me.
Firealarms peeping all over Thugwarts
Harry Potter and the Jive Turkey
Glad I'm not the only one who thought of that Key and Peele sketch
A while ago saw people commenting on the title. Didn't even know this had come out.
Aye it's WesSideLive 😊 he makes great content.
Indeed he does. His vids tackles real shit and makes fun out of any garbage from Netflix's Good Times and Velma to people asking for their Zodiac Signs.
Thanks I was looking for his channel's name, looks like a fun guy 😂
Forbidden spells that shall not be named. Not because they are dangerous, but because you gonna get cancelled.
“They are stunlocked” lmfao
Of all the movies I'll never see, I'll never see that one the most.
I'm not black but I'm somehow feeling offended
that was the whole point of the movie did you not see the trailer?
I'm black and feel embarrassed by those idiots.
Every decent human being on this planet should be offended by how shit this movie is let alone the title being ridiculous.
Wow I'm sure blacks would appreciate that🙄
kids on campus be like
chris rock as voldemort would go so hard
Voldy has no hair, Jada P. would be a better fit for the role. Can't wait to see it.
@@Nebulous_Neuhaus damn you savage
"Keep those unforgivable curses out yo f--kin mouf!"
The prisoner of Jadakaban
Never expected to see Asmond react to one the videos of😂 my boy Wes
I saw an ad for the movie many months ago, heard it came out recently and immediately went to check its rating for a good laugh
You're a wizard Tyrone
they gave us a pass for one of their n words
next is the hard R
If its like "Airplane" type of comedy then it might be gold. I would watch that.
This is a well known movie trope.
"Annnnd he fuckin typed it" 😂 dude the editor needs to be protected at all costs lol
The thing is, that word doesn't mean anything special outside of the US. Only YOU guys have a problem with that word. Your obsession is so bad, I don't think I should even write it here, cuz UA-cam is gonna likely to auto-delete my comment. Hilarious!😆😆😆
Completely true.
White guilt is a heck of a drug
yeah rare asmongold L. feels like virtue signaling from him tbh. which is real odd.
American heads would explode if they knew of montenegro's existence 😅
@@scarlet_phonavis6734I think that's what he means dude😂
(I think🤔)
oh poor mr editor, he knew. best wishes to all of you
Hagrid: “You’re a brotha harry”
Harry: shiiieeeet
Despite making up 15% of the magical professions, dark wizards commit over 50% of necromancy incidents.
"Yeah, I want a ticket for the academy of black losers or something like that, please"
Negro is not a slur! Learn your American history which is blk history!!!
American society of magical leftist racism.
Its either gonna be garage or hot garage and sometimes hot garage can be good
I will say it again, I love the editor perfect voice for the job.
When you WANT your product to fail...
It didn’t even make 3 million at the box office 😆😁
i hear the movie is bad too lol 😂
Weird. It’s almost as if people don’t want to see a racist movie.
Good... good.
The shell companies doing the "production" and "consultations" already took millions and ran.
@@ywsx6489 you have no idea how profits work for movies 😂
So, big question, are they holding the wands sideways?
Its rare to get a good laugh from a YT comment. Thank you.
The editor had me howling!! 🤣🤣
Holy crap, I'd watch a trilogy on the key and peele magical janitors!
I _can _*_NOT_* wait for Screen Rant to do a Pitch Meeting for this. For the love of God, please.
Wes makes some of the funniest trailer reactions honestly
I agree the movie should have been in the style of Scary Movie etc. if it was going to be made at all lol
Lord Negromort be holding his wand sideways