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  • @01NATHAN10
    @01NATHAN10 Місяць тому +6245

    "celebrate a fat girl who is no longer a threat to you" that's wildly accurate

    • @anonemoose102
      @anonemoose102 Місяць тому +333

      female psychology moment

    • @01NATHAN10
      @01NATHAN10 Місяць тому

      being fat leads to health problems and take years off your life do better @@NerdletteGaming

    • @disalazarg
      @disalazarg Місяць тому +228

      ​@_zapatoz_depends how many zeroes your personality has ;)

    • @user-kp4jv2tr1d
      @user-kp4jv2tr1d Місяць тому

      @@NerdletteGaming Nah, neither fat men or fat women do well when it comes to relationships. The fat man has 0 opportunities (unless he has millions of dollars but then what hes getting isnt a relationship, it's a prostitute), and while the fat woman can get all the pipe laid into her as she wants she'll never be able to secure a guy who's willing to be seen with her anywhere other than her bedroom for 30mins at a time (and any guy who has any shred of self respect wont go there to begin with).

    • @terastrasza7421
      @terastrasza7421 Місяць тому +227

      @@NerdletteGaming It shouldn't be encouraged regardless. You shouldn't celebrate a person being an alcoholic anymore than you should a person being fat. It's a health issue, not an achievement.

  • @RafitoOoO
    @RafitoOoO Місяць тому +8536

    This is not a standup routine, this is a Ted Talk.

    • @shandorunia
      @shandorunia Місяць тому +52

      Ha ha ha your damn right it is!

    • @Cocota20
      @Cocota20 Місяць тому +49

      almost like a intervention

    • @Reldonator
      @Reldonator Місяць тому +12

      True XDDD

    • @Bender_B._Rodriguez
      @Bender_B._Rodriguez Місяць тому

      bud let me tell you something.
      Men dont understand women, women understand women and they hate each other.

    • @taigahiiragi4729
      @taigahiiragi4729 Місяць тому +58

      I remember a few years ago, a professional woman's football team got annihilated by a under 15's boys team from some random town.

  • @thehavocvulture9323
    @thehavocvulture9323 Місяць тому +755

    A lot of people don't know that women are allowed to join the NBA, there are no rules against it.

    • @brei2670
      @brei2670 Місяць тому +135

      Well, even if they tried, ofc it would never happen....
      Their very best players can't compete with male amateurs.
      That's not saying it's totally impossible, but first you gotta make A LOT more women excited for basketball, to potentially find one who could keep up with men.

    • @Ccubed92
      @Ccubed92 Місяць тому +10

      It wouldn't happen unless it's a publicity stunt to many talented men

    • @RealEllenDeGeneres
      @RealEllenDeGeneres Місяць тому +21

      @@brei2670 Even then, the league would consist of like 1% women and the players that were women wouldn't be the top tier in the league. Pretty sure no females want to be the least desired in a league they're playing, so I doubt the best ones would even try. They want to have a chance to shine.

    • @Skeletomania
      @Skeletomania Місяць тому +1

      ​@@Ccubed92 the lowest paying NBA player still makes more money than WNBA. If you're not the most popular player in WNBA it wouldn't be a bad idea to be a backup player for the men's league

    • @VColossalV
      @VColossalV Місяць тому +10

      ​@@brei2670it's not about talent it's about biology, they would not be able to compete against the men, obviously.

  • @BiosTheo
    @BiosTheo Місяць тому +182

    Fun fact about the womens soccer team being "paid less," they were actually getting paid significantly more. Their original contract terms negotiations with whatever their players union rejected the lump sum agreement (that was higher than men's in the US) in favor of a benefits oriented package with medical, PTO, and maternity leave. They then did a huge campaign about how they were paid less as their contract was coming up for negotiation to apply pressure to the organization. It was actually really tucking clever

    • @carolean4360
      @carolean4360 Місяць тому +11

      More like cunning.

    • @FulminicMantra
      @FulminicMantra Місяць тому +31

      Being too stupid to understand your own contract value isn't clever. It literally had to be pointed out in court.

    • @treali
      @treali Місяць тому

      You don't have to be clever when you're a woman. The world will bend over backward for you even if they know you lie and cheat.

    • @ViddyOJames
      @ViddyOJames Місяць тому +1

      it was certainly a higher percentage of what the whole thing was worth.

    • @Ashbringer874
      @Ashbringer874 12 днів тому +1

      I've never tucked more than this moment

  • @Kross415
    @Kross415 Місяць тому +3727

    Bro is just speaking what any sane person thinks.

    • @paulw5039
      @paulw5039 Місяць тому +72

      He's speaking the objective, demonstrable truth.

    • @v4lhulme
      @v4lhulme Місяць тому +55

      He says what we are all thinking just in a more easily digestible way for those people who ignore the shit around them. It's amazing just how many people lack an opinion on most subjects, it's like they never just sit and think about why things are the way they are and form their own thoughts.

    • @lamb-mz2sd
      @lamb-mz2sd Місяць тому

      @@v4lhulme It's mass brainwashing for at least decades, if not more.

    • @EK-tl6es
      @EK-tl6es Місяць тому

      @@v4lhulme Opinions are hurtful. Haven't you heard? You can't offend anyone if you just drink the kool-aid big media has presented you.
      White man bad; women, minorities, and gays good. Drink up.

    • @ricardohoang8452
      @ricardohoang8452 Місяць тому +11

      @@paulw5039 *Rapinoe disliked that*

  • @dankdaze42069
    @dankdaze42069 Місяць тому +4316

    If men did go they would be labeled as creepy but when they don't go they're called misogynistic.... What do they want us to do 💀.

    • @cuuurlyfries5246
      @cuuurlyfries5246 Місяць тому +380

      Just avoid them.
      Leave them to their temper tantrums…
      I learned that the hard way when I tried to help a girl, with dyed hair spray paint her project in university.
      “MANSPLAINER!”
      Lady, you asked for help and you gave me the can!
      You got me thrown out of class for that, wtf?
      Just avoid the toxic people at all costs dude!

    • @IDontLikePopcornWithButter
      @IDontLikePopcornWithButter Місяць тому +81

      Probably cease to exist at this point

    • @PiratDunkelbart
      @PiratDunkelbart Місяць тому +20

      Yeah, long jump is nice to look at. :D

    • @billfred9411
      @billfred9411 Місяць тому +14

      I don't think that has anything to do with the root of what causes this problem. People have no shame nowadays and you can see adults at concerts designed for children and all sorts of other much stranger things. Beauty pageants for example are creepy by nature but that didn't stop it from being successful.

    • @captainsewerrat
      @captainsewerrat Місяць тому +19

      Buy a ticket and stay home probably.

  • @A_Wild_Dyzzy
    @A_Wild_Dyzzy Місяць тому +51

    “When are you gonna pick up your end of the couch?” Is a bombshell of a line.

  • @ScytheNoire
    @ScytheNoire Місяць тому +90

    If anyone is looking for this show, it's Bill Burr Live at Red Rocks (2022)

    • @PawsOfFate
      @PawsOfFate Місяць тому +6

      Thank you. I wasn't looking for someone to give this information, but I'm glad I scrolled far enough to find it.

    • @DBZ6008
      @DBZ6008 Місяць тому

      Thanks I was looking for this comment

    • @immko
      @immko 26 днів тому

      @@PawsOfFate If you enjoy that, I'd suggest you to check out Bill Burrs' Paper Tiger.

  • @Andyisgodcky
    @Andyisgodcky Місяць тому +1716

    Watching Asmons chat EXPLODE when Bill said "If you could support the WNBA like you support a fat chick whose proud of her body and no longer a threat to you" was almost as great as this part of Bills special

    • @wil.d_sage
      @wil.d_sage Місяць тому +110

      That is literally the reason all these women fall all over themselves to say “gurlboss!” when a woman gets a promotion outside their work. But those same women are “sleeping with the boss” when they get a promotion over them.

    • @ayyycortana7196
      @ayyycortana7196 Місяць тому +65

      The fact that those are the same women that body shame skinny women and refer to a normal weight as "unrealistic standards" adds another layer to the irony lolol

    • @ViolentEpyon
      @ViolentEpyon Місяць тому +7

      That part was bars 😂

    • @0saintclark0
      @0saintclark0 Місяць тому +11

      There were a few people in there saying "ok that's too far". Fucking what?

    • @luicko1250
      @luicko1250 Місяць тому +2

      By chance do you have the name of the special? I don't recall watching this one

  • @commanderconsole7420
    @commanderconsole7420 Місяць тому +2147

    What I love most about Bill is his ability to make it seem like he's telling a joke, when in reality he's just pointing out what makes clown world clown world.

    • @tpolutts3309
      @tpolutts3309 Місяць тому

      So surprising someone like Bill would marry a thot and get cheated on.

    • @chaoticmuffin1538
      @chaoticmuffin1538 Місяць тому +88

      That's literally what all the top tier comedians do. Turns out fact is crazier than fiction.

    • @MrMusicWu
      @MrMusicWu Місяць тому +13

      And that's why Bill is the best. No drugs, no dirty jokes, just FACTS.

    • @Unlyricallyrics
      @Unlyricallyrics Місяць тому +3

      no... it's a joke. It's comedy, his job is to tell jokes and make people laugh.

    • @bluburryyumyum1367
      @bluburryyumyum1367 Місяць тому +11

      It is structured like a joke or a bit, but if you think this isn't entirely true, you live in your own world.

  • @AdamOfEverywhere
    @AdamOfEverywhere Місяць тому +124

    Y'know, in medieval times, it was the duty of the Jester to inform the royalty and gentry of the issues faced by the common folk through his humor

    • @nerddotcom5817
      @nerddotcom5817 27 днів тому +13

      And in a way that didn't have you ending up on the literal chopping block.

    • @Vaguer_Weevil
      @Vaguer_Weevil 13 днів тому

      Yet people on Twitter get so upset at the modern day equivalent of jesters, they don't like the truth.

    • @Vaguer_Weevil
      @Vaguer_Weevil 13 днів тому

      Yet people online get so upset at these modern equivalent of jesters, they don't like the truth even in the form of a joke.

    • @LeXofLeviafan
      @LeXofLeviafan 11 днів тому

      ​@@nerddotcom5817 "he's a fool, don't take him seriously" was actually a very convenient idea when it comes to picking a messenger who won't get shot (and the message actually got conveyed still)

  • @intu1944
    @intu1944 Місяць тому +76

    As a woman i totally fucking see it, while i don't care for sport or the kardashians, my mother eats up real housewives almost everyday of the week. In regards to women sports, a lot of this stuff is being fed to kids in school, I remember having a lesson in primary school of all places (elementary school) where the topic of women's pay gaps was discussed amongst the class and women football players vs men football players wages was one of the primary example. Obviously all the 8 year olds came to the conclusion that it's not fair for women to do the same job as men but get paid less, myself included but as soon as you look at the problem with a more mature eye, the answer is so obvious. A lot of women who bitch about women's football pay either don't understand how little traction the sport actually has, or refuse to acknowledge it in order to protect their deluded beliefs of the patriarchy.
    For reference, I'm 19 years old and was stuck in the UK education system from ages 4-16, I have sat through countless of "PSA's" which i now look back on as inappropriate, ranging from teachers perpetuating and confirming the "patriarchy", discussing toxic masculinity, summing up complicated history to "white man bad" and "england bad" and even "america bad". I never fell for any of that garbage, many didn't bite, most didn't care, but the ones that do bite go onto become some of the most irritating people to be around, turning everything into a political matter.

    • @intu1944
      @intu1944 Місяць тому +9

      @@spagooter1807 Yea it's awful what they're doing. Modern feminism does women no favours imo, just turning women against men and in turn turning men against women. I'm lucky to have some friends that also don't take the bullshit of this ideology, but some friends from highschool have and it's exactly as you say, walking on eggshells so I don't cause them a breakdown. It sucks that you're likely entering a workplace full of this kind of thing, but hopefully they're not too loud or annoying about it (probably asking for too much. Good luck in your future endeavours.

    • @Kreschavier
      @Kreschavier 16 днів тому +2

      @@intu1944 feminism went from "women should have the same rights that men do" to "FemiNazism" way too quickly

    • @kirkhutchins4989
      @kirkhutchins4989 12 днів тому

      Sounds about right, tbh. It's truly scary

    • @timbradshaw5481
      @timbradshaw5481 8 днів тому

      I think it's to do with teachers pushing what makes their life better. And having a crowd of students believe and agree with your views must be a really good feeling.
      I teach ESL and I have a kid who is on medication, and now he has become an incredible student. But it's like he has been neutered like a dog lol. As a teacher it's amazing because he is now a great agreeable student. But as a boy, it might actually be bad for him. But then as a teacher I care far more how he is in my class, than for his general well being as a human. Which sounds really horrible, but it's true and I think most people would say the same if they were speaking honestly.
      So basically what I'm trying to say is, many teachers probably do these things because it conveniences them and makes them feel good, at the expense of the children. And for the teachers, it doesn't feel like they are doing anything wrong.

  • @BoxiesAU
    @BoxiesAU Місяць тому +528

    There was a great story on the Australian version of "The View" where the pay gap in women's soccer came up, and the one guy on the show, said it was because no one goes to the games or buys their merchandise. The women all started reaming him, and he simply asked "Name one female soccer player who plays for Australia?" "Name one?" All just blank faces. He then went on to name over half the team... Every woman who makes this point has never watched a game of female sport in their lives it seems.

    • @mac1991seth
      @mac1991seth Місяць тому +39

      I just found one panel discussing that subject (Calls For Pay Equality In Sport) and it's basically true. 2 ideologically driven XX, who don't watch women's soccer, are outraged that the players are paid less than their male counterparts and one "mediator" XX, who tried to reiterate what the blokes were saying. Whenever some woman says "I can't name 5 players, I don't watch (women's) soccer" the right answer is "Then you're part of the problem".

    • @wishfullythought
      @wishfullythought Місяць тому +10

      Right, it's like if you're talented but no one wants to watch you play, is it still really talent at that point?
      Also, the idea that any male form of the sport should give up a portion of it's proceeds to supplement the pay of the female leagues... Yeah no. Be interesting and stop doing videos where a high-school basketball team beats a wnba team. That's not furthering anything other than the already tanked ratings and overall disinterest.

    • @chaosgyro
      @chaosgyro Місяць тому +9

      There's also the fact that when this subject first started hitting the mainstream they were talking about women's world cup teams. It was pointed out that the women actually made a HIGHER percentage of the overall revenue as pay than men...they just brought in something like half the money.

    • @music79075
      @music79075 29 днів тому +2

      I wanna watch that clip.

    • @XKCDism
      @XKCDism 21 день тому +1

      Dude the Matilda's are killing it, great team

  • @MlnscBoo
    @MlnscBoo Місяць тому +276

    "When are you going to pick up your end of the couch"?!? amazing

    • @RudyTheNinja
      @RudyTheNinja Місяць тому +2

      I love that one bcuz it also implies as in "picking up after yourself"
      Cuz all they do is make and leave a mess w/e they go, touch or do

  • @Controllerhead
    @Controllerhead Місяць тому +92

    Ain't No Feminists In a Housefire is a bonafide classic

    • @charlespanache7047
      @charlespanache7047 Місяць тому +7

      Gimme a minute, ill find the link where the feminist were upset that not enough females were working in coal mines, or physical labor jobs.

    • @RazorRamonMachismo
      @RazorRamonMachismo Місяць тому +1

      @@charlespanache7047 did u find it?? or use /s

    • @yihadistxdl951
      @yihadistxdl951 Місяць тому +3

      @@RazorRamonMachismo thats the joke bud. he wont find one. because there isnt one.

    • @RazorRamonMachismo
      @RazorRamonMachismo Місяць тому

      @@yihadistxdl951 hence use /s

    • @charlespanache7047
      @charlespanache7047 23 дні тому +3

      @@RazorRamonMachismo just a minute dude im trying to find it.

  • @DM-rc4yu
    @DM-rc4yu 27 днів тому +3

    Bill Burr is the most real comedian out there. He shits on everyone, doesn't buy into stupid conspiracy shit, his act doesn't revolve around crying about being cancelled while not being cancelled, he isn't afraid to say he's possibly talking shit on certain topics, isn't afraid to call out anyone, especially the feminist hypocrites.

  • @letmedream84
    @letmedream84 Місяць тому +2117

    I'm a woman and honestly, I'm not even offended. It's true. It's fvcking true. I dont watch Kardashians cuz I hate that type of shit show and I don't watch sports cuz im not into it. I'm into fantasy, Sci fi, thriller, adventure and action movies/series.
    But sadly most of the women that watches this type of shit show exist way more than me ..
    This dude is so right ✅️

    • @ClockworkBees
      @ClockworkBees Місяць тому +94

      You clearly have higher tastes than the average woman. What's the point of soap operas and live sports, anyway? I almost kind of vaguely understand the latter's appeal in some scenarios, but the former is just drama for drama's sake.

    • @FranWest.
      @FranWest. Місяць тому +16

      I concur. Honestly, I have never met a woman who likes shit shows like the kardashians or enjoys sports. Granted my social circle is smol..LOL

    • @CottidaeSEA
      @CottidaeSEA Місяць тому +25

      @@ClockworkBees Soccer; watch a small dot with a bunch of idiots running after it. I'd rather watch paint dry... or be the idiot running after the ball.

    • @ClockworkBees
      @ClockworkBees Місяць тому +7

      @@CottidaeSEA Basketball can be kind of cool to watch for a few minutes at a time. I only ever bother when my dad is already watching it, though.

    • @PiratDunkelbart
      @PiratDunkelbart Місяць тому

      can you name one of your fav shows? do you have a preference for shows with female leads like e.g. Ghost in the shell (anime) or doesnt it matter to you?

  • @nikitamarynich1794
    @nikitamarynich1794 Місяць тому +2138

    As much as people want to believe that this is comedy, it's probably close to the uncomfortable truth that most people don't want to hear.
    If you want to be funny, tell the truth.

    • @peger
      @peger Місяць тому +45

      isn't this what stand up is?

    • @Caydiem
      @Caydiem Місяць тому +51

      "probably"
      Those are objective facts you and anyone else can just look up for himself.

    • @nopeavi2812
      @nopeavi2812 Місяць тому +11

      i don't like that you are 100% on point with that statement, but as we say: "it is what it is"

    • @SCHIZOSHACO
      @SCHIZOSHACO Місяць тому +1

      ?

    • @nopeavi2812
      @nopeavi2812 Місяць тому +4

      @@peger it can be but it isn't necessary.
      though the more provocative and/or the more you boil down the weird shit that is taken as "normal" by either all of society or individual groups it'll allow for a good punchline.

  • @zzeppelin2400
    @zzeppelin2400 Місяць тому +1

    Gotta say that the WPHL has a great product. They skate fast, hit, forechecking is good. And you can watch it all for now on UA-cam. They even condense the games and upload those too. There’re only 6 teams so you get lots of rematches and get to know all of the players.

  • @thatepicwizardguy
    @thatepicwizardguy Місяць тому +4

    it's one of the most brutally truthful standup bits ever.

  • @dominicdo2719
    @dominicdo2719 Місяць тому +322

    The NBA and WNBA debate can be boiled down to simply sales. NBA is like the #1 salesmen in a company and the WNBA is that 1 salesman that never reaches their sales quota yet somehow never gets fired but is complaining they should get paid as the #1 salesmen. In 2022 the WNBA made $60 million in revenue while the NBA made $10 billion. If you want more then earn more, simple as that.

    • @Millet117
      @Millet117 Місяць тому +26

      and the thing is they are paying women more in football. i think the numbers goes like women got paid 20% of the revenue and men got 7%. but because women football have less revenue. ofc they got less money even they got bigger piece of the pie. and ofc thats what they are focusing on.

    • @HANKHILLFORTXGOVERNOR
      @HANKHILLFORTXGOVERNOR Місяць тому +5

      Maybe if they sell cookies in front of stores?

    • @HANKHILLFORTXGOVERNOR
      @HANKHILLFORTXGOVERNOR Місяць тому

      Every store.

    • @MrFredd38
      @MrFredd38 Місяць тому +22

      On the other hand, female models can earn two to three times as much as male models do. If you bring in more money, you should get paid more, that's fair enough.

    • @alexrosario423
      @alexrosario423 Місяць тому +3

      It's worse because wnba has never been profitable.

  • @Joji047
    @Joji047 Місяць тому +917

    Over 4000 languages and he spoke FACTS!

    • @nopeavi2812
      @nopeavi2812 Місяць тому +6

      based facts

    • @Raffalius
      @Raffalius Місяць тому +26

      I doubted there was over 4000 languages, so i had to google.
      No, there's over 7 fucking thousand languages. How?
      There are 196 countries in the world, why do we need 7k languages? 😅

    • @paulw5039
      @paulw5039 Місяць тому +3

      @@Raffalius Papua New Guinea has 839 languages.

    • @Miranox2
      @Miranox2 Місяць тому +14

      @@Raffalius In the past, humanity was divided into small tribes and many tribes had their own language or dialect.

    • @beegest_yoshi
      @beegest_yoshi Місяць тому

      ​@@Raffaliusnation-states weren't a thing when humans first developed language

  • @mildchaos6037
    @mildchaos6037 Місяць тому +13

    That “Well..” hit like a 50 ton hammer
    They didn’t know what to say 😂

  • @BREAKocean
    @BREAKocean 2 дні тому

    I took my mom to see him when he did this bit in San jose CA. It was awesome

  • @therealbahamut
    @therealbahamut Місяць тому +137

    Bill Burr hasn't lied to us. His comedic timing makes it funny but he's speaking the goddamn truth.

  • @zelasd3125
    @zelasd3125 Місяць тому +373

    Oh no, how can he say that it's too much truth for my Western feels.

    • @user-ec3rm9wr1n
      @user-ec3rm9wr1n Місяць тому +10

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @HANKHILLFORTXGOVERNOR
      @HANKHILLFORTXGOVERNOR Місяць тому +14

      Reeeeeee!!

    • @NetBattler
      @NetBattler Місяць тому +13

      westerners love virtue signaling lol

    • @user-ec3rm9wr1n
      @user-ec3rm9wr1n Місяць тому +8

      @@NetBattler true in some countries woman don't play soccer at all 😭😂 so why the fuss

    • @bliiild
      @bliiild Місяць тому

      @@user-ec3rm9wr1nin some countries women don’t do anything but get [redacted] and these mf’s out here complaining about basketball lmao.

  • @Nocure92
    @Nocure92 Місяць тому

    Ricky Gervais and Steve Hughes are also favorites of mine

  • @F34RDSoldier805
    @F34RDSoldier805 Місяць тому +316

    I'll put it here to: "They don't want their own shit. They want our shit." - Bill Burr in a Conan interview ("Bill Burr's Sports Rants | CONAN on TBS" 5:00)

    • @RaifSeverence
      @RaifSeverence Місяць тому +19

      Yup. Forget the comedian who said it, but it was: (in reference to dating) "I don't want a man like that, I want that man"

    • @WhyDoBabiesStareAtMe
      @WhyDoBabiesStareAtMe Місяць тому +7

      ​@@RaifSeverenceIt was Chris Rock.

    • @Ian.420
      @Ian.420 Місяць тому

      It's like when a school bully steals your lunch when he has his own. Only doing it to feel powerful and to make somebody else miserable. Same reason people cheat on eachother, it's temporarily exciting so fuck the consequences and fuck everybody involved. The reason why theres this huge wave recently of people trying to tear eachother apart socially is because they're miserable, leaderless and bored.

    • @Palindrome3945
      @Palindrome3945 Місяць тому

      "Wanna know what make a woman happy ? Nothing.
      They see men being entertained, and it drives them nuts, and they have to fuck it up.

    • @Vince-tt1uj
      @Vince-tt1uj Місяць тому +7

      Thats why they are ruining well established IPs like LotR, Star Wars, etc.

  • @figbloppa7183
    @figbloppa7183 Місяць тому +147

    How long will it take for women to realize that pay in sports is based on viewership. It doesn't matter how good you are at playing.

    • @e-curb
      @e-curb Місяць тому

      Just look at the porn industry. Women's pay there dominates.

    • @picklejuice4638
      @picklejuice4638 Місяць тому +41

      It does matter how good you're at playing, but the thing is highschool boys play at a higher level than WNBA.

    • @lamb-mz2sd
      @lamb-mz2sd Місяць тому +18

      They will only realize when men get their sh*t together and stop rewarding bad behavior in pursuit of kitty cats.

    • @EK-tl6es
      @EK-tl6es Місяць тому +6

      The same amount of time they realize that skill equates to viewership.
      Aka. Never.

    • @Slepepe
      @Slepepe Місяць тому +1

      I don't think it matters if they realize this, they won't choose women's sports over drama

  • @Hooliganzzz
    @Hooliganzzz 12 днів тому +1

    That last bit was for kaceytron.

  • @RaptorJesus.
    @RaptorJesus. Місяць тому +12

    i always love Bill Burr's stand up, because its not like he even tells jokes,
    he just stands on stage and vents for 2 hours XD

  • @ShinjiIkari007
    @ShinjiIkari007 Місяць тому +181

    We need this level of common sense & unfiltered speech back in this country again. Zero fear of being cancelled & offending snowflakes. Just unapologetically tearing into them with facts & logic.

    • @svan81
      @svan81 Місяць тому +6

      Most cancel culture exists on the right wing and conservatives.

    • @LS-zt8ih
      @LS-zt8ih Місяць тому +2

      bro i wish for this too

    • @amanawolf9166
      @amanawolf9166 Місяць тому +1

      I found faith in humanity, but I promptly lost it when you had two superheroes named safespace and snowflake.

    • @LS-zt8ih
      @LS-zt8ih Місяць тому +1

      @@amanawolf9166 bro no way, you mean actual shows with those superhero names'

    • @EK-tl6es
      @EK-tl6es Місяць тому +17

      @@svan81 Ha. Haha. Hahahahahahaha.
      Edit: Aww, youtube removed my follow up comment. How cute. Lemme add it back.
      Not wanting children to die due to lack of accountability of the supposed to be mother =/= cancelling someone who used a word back in 2011.

  • @pddaawwgg
    @pddaawwgg Місяць тому +244

    Bill Burr is the best.

    • @Hyper_Light_Grifter
      @Hyper_Light_Grifter Місяць тому +12

      Maybe 15 years ago

    • @Lopaloos
      @Lopaloos Місяць тому +10

      was***

    • @droe2570
      @droe2570 Місяць тому

      Not anymore. He became a cucked woke loser.

    • @homelander2243
      @homelander2243 Місяць тому +15

      Ive said it once and I’ll say it again. His woke wife has been bringing him down for years. She’s every women he makes fun of

    • @Sqeedledee
      @Sqeedledee Місяць тому +1

      Past tense

  • @joshg.6315
    @joshg.6315 29 днів тому +3

    I wouldn’t have called Burr becoming the new George Carlin, but I’m glad it happened 😂😂😂

  • @adong1
    @adong1 Місяць тому +1

    The hens are clucking but they quiet down when the fox hunts

  • @chasedyer5950
    @chasedyer5950 Місяць тому +194

    They get paid like triple the % of revenue

    • @xxx0ox0
      @xxx0ox0 Місяць тому +25

      I'm pretty sure there are years where the highest paid player made more than the whole organization brought in

    • @penguindb0912
      @penguindb0912 Місяць тому +6

      @@xxx0ox0and he deserves every penny

    • @mohgceoofblood8235
      @mohgceoofblood8235 Місяць тому

      I heard women get paid more by % but since male sports sells more tickets men get bigger checks in the end, which is hilarious since equal pay would demand females to earn less based on that, schrodingers equality

    • @JamesExcell-InterJex
      @JamesExcell-InterJex Місяць тому +7

      They have a revenue?

    • @HANKHILLFORTXGOVERNOR
      @HANKHILLFORTXGOVERNOR Місяць тому

      ​@@JamesExcell-InterJex avenue*

  • @Naonical
    @Naonical Місяць тому +195

    As a woman I agree with his message. I don't watch sports because I rather be active myself than watch people do the work. I don't watch the trash "real housewives" cause it's nothing but fantasy. Reality TV is nothing but scripted and if I'm going to watch fantasy, I'd rather it be something like House of Dragons. Women want to be treated as equals and claim they don't need a man, than these same ladies are complaining that men arent doing all the work FOR THEM. Pick a lane, ladies. You can't have your cake and eat it too, welcome to the real world.

    • @joschmo4497
      @joschmo4497 Місяць тому

      Not a single woman wants to be treated as equal, they only want the good sides of it, bad sides are yuck and sexist

    • @HighPandaa
      @HighPandaa Місяць тому +8

      I’m sorry but I’ll never understand that saying why can’t I have a cake and eat it too isn’t that the whole point of getting a cake to yk eat it or is this cake poisoned or something

    • @youtubevanced4900
      @youtubevanced4900 Місяць тому

      Women don’t want to be equals. I mean western women think they do.
      There isn’t a study ever done where independent strong women are happier than their more traditional sisters fulfilling historical family roles.
      Women and men are both happier when we aren’t equal but have a defined role where our strengths compliment each other.
      Men have always been the head of the family unit. For hundreds of thousands of years.
      That’s why on an instinctive level women are happier being subordinate to a strong man that cares and protects her.
      Men are happiest when he has a caring wife and family to protect and provide for.
      It’s natural and can’t be undone in 50 years of progressive thinking.
      You can see the truth in it as more men and women commit suicide and take depression drugs at an alarming rate as the family unit breaks down primarily due to women’s independence.
      There’s no stopping it now though.

    • @Tiwill
      @Tiwill Місяць тому +21

      @@HighPandaa In case you're not joking, it means you can't have both at the same time. If you eat the cake, you no longer have a cake to eat.

    • @Anishnaabe425
      @Anishnaabe425 Місяць тому +1

      ​@@Tiwillwell you can still eat a peice of cake and have your cake too so sometimes you can still have both 😂

  • @pr0newbie
    @pr0newbie Місяць тому +1

    Didn't expect to watch an Oppenheimer 2 clip

  • @Jon032391
    @Jon032391 Місяць тому +3

    Asmongold discovers old stand up skit

  • @DefianceOrDeath
    @DefianceOrDeath Місяць тому +231

    Remember. Equality is great. Equity is evil.
    I just want to be clear, we should all have equal access to opportunity, which is how I define Equality. However, that does not mean we should all have the same results.

    • @MadMax2069.
      @MadMax2069. Місяць тому +65

      Equality of opportunity not equality of outcome!

    • @HANKHILLFORTXGOVERNOR
      @HANKHILLFORTXGOVERNOR Місяць тому +3

      Unless in weed prices.

    • @joschmo4497
      @joschmo4497 Місяць тому

      No, equality is not great. What you people call equality is nothing but female privilege. In almost every way, wmn in the west are privileged, you like to call that equality. Registering for draft when? Opt-outs for unwilling would be fathers when? When can we expect that men as majority taxpayers see governments cater to their needs primarily?
      There's no equality, wmn were always put on the pedestal, too spoiled to see they're privileged. Privilege is invisible to those that have it.

    • @lorecow88
      @lorecow88 Місяць тому +1

      Equality is a lie.

    • @DumKump
      @DumKump Місяць тому +1

      What. Isn't it supposed to be the opposite?

  • @genostylez3
    @genostylez3 Місяць тому +108

    Same with the movies. Even if its all female superheroes, its MEN to watched the cartoon. Its MEN who read the comics. Its MEN who use sticks as light sabers.

    • @NinjapowerMS
      @NinjapowerMS Місяць тому +11

      Too busy supporting garbage like twilight or fifty shades of grey 💀

    • @Unholyspirit
      @Unholyspirit Місяць тому +3

      sticks as light sabers never gets old idec

    • @Sig509
      @Sig509 Місяць тому +1

      yeah, the studios, Dinsey / Marvel mostly, are aiming now FOR YEARS for a non-existent market.

    • @DominantBtch
      @DominantBtch День тому

      ​@@NinjapowerMShey there not garbage

  • @TheNucaKola
    @TheNucaKola Місяць тому

    “Pick up your end of the couch”
    YES 👏

  • @DaveOu
    @DaveOu Місяць тому

    Burr and Chapelle were my two favorites for a long time. Few had me dying laughing like they did. These days I like a good bit more comedians but those two will always be part of my top tier

  • @AD-rn1ti
    @AD-rn1ti Місяць тому +395

    I found it funny women only complain about trans people when they go into there sport

    • @lakesong7566
      @lakesong7566 Місяць тому

      bunch of hypocrites that wants to stand at the top and gain all the advantage under the facade of 'equality'. they start contradicting themselves when their agendas backfires on them

    • @reaperbot5226
      @reaperbot5226 Місяць тому +78

      don't forget locker rooms and bathrooms also.

    •  Місяць тому +9

      ​@@reaperbot5226 Classrooms too unfortunately

    • @MurrayLime
      @MurrayLime Місяць тому +34

      Didn't the Womens team lose to 13 year olds?

    • @VeriStrawberi
      @VeriStrawberi Місяць тому +58

      I mean a transwoman is going to absolutely destroy a cis woman in sports. Transwomen should have their own leagues.

  • @TurtleRhythm
    @TurtleRhythm Місяць тому +19

    So based even the women who know are cheering

  • @thedeceptivekhan
    @thedeceptivekhan Місяць тому +1

    Bill Burr's Helicopter bit is one of the funniest things I have ever heard. Plus he's a legend for his rant against the city of Philadelphia. Now I harbor no ill will against the city or the people of Philly, but they had it coming and holy shit did he deliver.

  • @4rl0ng
    @4rl0ng Місяць тому

    3:48 this is so spot on lmaoo

  • @Nevario1
    @Nevario1 Місяць тому +41

    the Intelligence gap has also been disproven. "It is now recognized that there are no significant sex differences in average IQ, though particular subtypes of intelligence vary somewhat between sexes."

    • @d76458
      @d76458 Місяць тому

      The newest stays that men have more extreme ends so women are smarter on average but men have more geniuses and brain dead

    • @gabrielclark1425
      @gabrielclark1425 Місяць тому +2

      Yeah, keep telling yourselves that.

    • @d76458
      @d76458 Місяць тому

      Newest shows that: Women are smarter on average as men have more extreme ends of the spectrum. Men have way more geniuses but also way more mentally inadequate

    • @Bonesawisready926
      @Bonesawisready926 Місяць тому +33

      @@gabrielclark1425 eggless and bitter

    • @Quasar-fv8to
      @Quasar-fv8to Місяць тому

      @@gabrielclark1425femcel detected.

  • @LawfulBased
    @LawfulBased Місяць тому +125

    This man hahahaha! 🤣 Here is a crazy story over Women during my highschool years. Got into a new class in a new school and BAM, we were just 4 *BOYS* and about +22 *GIRLS.*
    What a ratio huh? Appart from being quickly seen as class-pets or potatoes or whatever cause we weren't gym bro's with Lamborghini's 😁, the atmosphere in the class was like Game of Thrones with the different houses and nations!
    After about 2 weeks or so they build all those gangs in the class which always despised one another, trashtalked behind the back like it was as natural as breathing and they hated each other so much hahahahaha! ^^ They didn't cared when we boys listened in cause _"we ain't part of the female species war"_ 😆 so we knew everything. It was hilarious! ... and disturbing. 😅

    • @YouCanCallMeReTro
      @YouCanCallMeReTro Місяць тому +18

      Good read, thanks for sharing friend

    • @2bmaker
      @2bmaker Місяць тому

      I mean not being a part of the "female species war" is definitely a blessing, cuz you 120% don't wanna be involved!

    • @exapsy
      @exapsy Місяць тому +22

      bro you had a good game of thrones ending, im happy for you

    • @crawlingboy
      @crawlingboy Місяць тому +4

      Did you manage to score game of thrones style or was it just watching the fireworks?

    • @eveakane6563
      @eveakane6563 Місяць тому +5

      Did it turn to season 8?

  • @renovacio5847
    @renovacio5847 25 днів тому

    "Not every hero wears cape."

  • @LoPrestige_
    @LoPrestige_ Місяць тому

    This is the most spot on analysis I have ever seen of this debate. Fantastic.

  • @Nimbus3690
    @Nimbus3690 Місяць тому +9

    Bruh bill burr's abrasive personality is so fitting with his brand of comedy. I don't really like him in podcasts for that reason, but on the stage, he's a beast!

  • @FIZZ1X
    @FIZZ1X Місяць тому +22

    I've been saying this for years now. We need to add power ups and items to women's sports to make it more entertaining.

    • @HighPandaa
      @HighPandaa Місяць тому

      Start letting them do steroids 😂

  • @takedown205productions6
    @takedown205productions6 Місяць тому +1

    His comment about how the BPM is celebrated for making women less of a threat to each other, really reigns true.
    Not once in my time spent working, have I experienced a day where my female coworkers weren't waging war against one another. They couldn't care nearly as much about sports, as they do about tearing each other down to reach the top men.
    Given how wide spread this is, does that mean women are truly the desperate ones?

  • @joshm3484
    @joshm3484 Місяць тому +1

    Some day watch the men vs women survival island thing. It's eye opening.

  • @SootyPhoenix
    @SootyPhoenix Місяць тому +133

    I personally hate it when my bills go burr.

    • @Holfus
      @Holfus Місяць тому +16

      I hate the fact that you made my mouth do the pixar smirk

    • @SootyPhoenix
      @SootyPhoenix Місяць тому +8

      @@Holfus Aww, my puns neither wipe out the sun *nor* wipe out peculiar smirks? 🥺

    • @UniverseShinobi
      @UniverseShinobi Місяць тому +2

      Honestly? Same.

    • @HANKHILLFORTXGOVERNOR
      @HANKHILLFORTXGOVERNOR Місяць тому +2

      What about 1 hell of a copters?

  • @Soldier4USA2005
    @Soldier4USA2005 Місяць тому +10

    Bill Burr.
    A George Carlin v2.0 if I ever saw one!!
    🤣🤣

    • @StupidAnon-gn8ih
      @StupidAnon-gn8ih Місяць тому +2

      George Carlin would actually be furious at Bill Burr for saying this. Carlin was a hardcore, staunch, man-hating feminist. If that sounds insane to you, I suggest you go look up his special where he does nothing but compare men to women the entire time. It's not pretty.

  • @Snake1257
    @Snake1257 Місяць тому +1

    Not gonna lie, I didn't think it would be possible to see this kind of humour in 2024. This is SOOO damn good. Going to check more of him out.

  • @Lorijenken
    @Lorijenken Місяць тому

    he reminds me a lot George Carlin
    cutting edge in your face factual comedy.
    I saw him live and I for one love every second.

  • @wither5673
    @wither5673 Місяць тому +48

    Its because TEENAGERS could beat them in a game 9 times out of 10. It's not even about politics or anything, it just is the way it is.

    • @timslack7568
      @timslack7568 Місяць тому +8

      theres a $1million challenge for a WNBA team to play a state championship boys basketball team, theres a reason its remained an open challenge and no WNBA team will take it on despite operating at a loss. Same with the Womens soccer team and when Venus and Serena challenged the 400th ranked mens doubles team, it was a national embarrassment for the women involved

    • @seventeenseventythirteen7465
      @seventeenseventythirteen7465 Місяць тому

      You say "Teenagers" as if 19 year olds aren't considered teenagers and aren't also capable of being fit and athletic. Now if it was literal children and not young adults, you'd be able to do more with that. But this argument always comes off like some Lady Ballers ass "Women just suck in general and literal toddlers could beat them up so long as said babies had peepees."

  • @Lehnert
    @Lehnert Місяць тому +3

    Most money athletes make comes from sponsors. The more people watch a sport event or a certain athlete, the more sponsors are willing to pay. If Nike won't pay the team to wear their clothes, then Adidas will or any other company that produced sportswear. It's a simple free market.

  • @damianwozniak3798
    @damianwozniak3798 Місяць тому

    True hes the best, when have played in Mandalorian i was woried but was great as actor too. GREAT MAN BILL BLURR 😆

  • @LumpySpaceDood
    @LumpySpaceDood Місяць тому

    I agree with what he says. However I think that for national teams pay should equal

  • @Quatrolla
    @Quatrolla Місяць тому +1

    Rafael Nadal had a savage retort like this to a journalist who tried to pull a fast one on him.

  • @androgynousmaggot9389
    @androgynousmaggot9389 Місяць тому +9

    This was honestly brutal!
    Brutally honest!

  • @sousukesagara193
    @sousukesagara193 Місяць тому +6

    Yep he's the best, always will be one the greatest right next to Chapel

  • @fernandogimenez7520
    @fernandogimenez7520 Місяць тому

    Whenever i have a bad day, i come to home and put some Bill Burr's stand up. This man helps me a lot

  • @johnnymartinjohansen
    @johnnymartinjohansen Місяць тому

    That's the best clip I've seen in a long time, and he's 100% spot on.

  • @sooperd00p
    @sooperd00p Місяць тому +31

    that is a pretty old special.

    • @soulofartorias9928
      @soulofartorias9928 Місяць тому +23

      doesnt make it any less true or relevant

    • @salmonero6472
      @salmonero6472 Місяць тому +14

      It's not. It's literally from 2022. His latest one.

    • @tdrm
      @tdrm Місяць тому +7

      Can't be that old, it has a covid joke in it.

    • @HighPandaa
      @HighPandaa Місяць тому

      @@tdrmummm

    • @xiii0722
      @xiii0722 Місяць тому

      Very much comes down to your definition of "old".

  • @alexmax3502
    @alexmax3502 Місяць тому +6

    Man... the amount of money I would give to see my two favorite baldies talking to each other on stream... that would be as huge as the Jack Sparrow vs Amber case

    • @metallboy25
      @metallboy25 Місяць тому

      Bill doesnt like to speak to influencers. He destroyed H3H3 without even trying. 😅

  • @Ashen-One1
    @Ashen-One1 Місяць тому +2

    God, I love Bill Burr. He's not afraid to say things that need to be said.

  • @stelioskardasis392
    @stelioskardasis392 Місяць тому

    Bro that last one left me with my mouth wide open JESUS

  • @Spectrum0122
    @Spectrum0122 Місяць тому +3

    Such a good bit

  • @emailsucks28
    @emailsucks28 Місяць тому +5

    Bill Burr is what it means to be a true American.

    • @joschmo4497
      @joschmo4497 Місяць тому

      That's really sad tbh. It means that basic, self evident truths have to be told and apparently they're so outrageous they become funny
      Bill has become so nerfed and a little bit soy since he got married.

    • @Broodjemetbeleg
      @Broodjemetbeleg Місяць тому +2

      Nothing to do with any nationality 😂

  • @octobeastX
    @octobeastX Місяць тому +1

    bill burr legit one of the best to ever do it. his delivery is amazing, constantly spitting facts.

  • @loufih
    @loufih Місяць тому

    It is like what he says, your pay will increase if you can drag more money to the event. It all boils down to marketability

  • @randomrud
    @randomrud Місяць тому +22

    He is spitting the truth. 😂

  • @JohnDoe-tn6dk
    @JohnDoe-tn6dk Місяць тому +9

    Never fall for the early bait when he compliments you. It's only the calm before the storm

  • @aidenkz
    @aidenkz 29 днів тому +1

    I'm surprised Asmon hasn't reacted to Bill Burr sooner

  • @vikingsdawn1301
    @vikingsdawn1301 28 днів тому +1

    bill burr and Ricky Gervais are both Legends!!!

  • @AlienYogurtPot123
    @AlienYogurtPot123 Місяць тому +4

    He has a point.

  • @garver5833
    @garver5833 Місяць тому +3

    Facts

  • @TearTheRoof0ff
    @TearTheRoof0ff Місяць тому +1

    Bill Burr, like many of the great comics, packs so much 'many a true word is spoken in jest' into his performances. He does observational stuff, but with a fiendish focus on serious political issues and psychology. I love how his routines ebb and flow when he gets his teeth into a touchy subject.

  • @n8doggy733
    @n8doggy733 Місяць тому +7

    2:15 100%

  • @theonethathungers5552
    @theonethathungers5552 Місяць тому +11

    The issue with a lot of women’s sports is that the rules barely change from men’s, even if the equipment does. The ones that do actually modify the rules based on the gender see success for women.
    WNBA could be fixed with a shorter hoop. Let the ladies dunk

    • @sHmAaa
      @sHmAaa Місяць тому +6

      Its been proposed, they don't want it. Their argument being if men can do it they can. You're trying to be logical, this debate isn't logical. Its an inferiority complex.

    • @charlespanache7047
      @charlespanache7047 Місяць тому

      They already use a smaller ball and shoot closer to the hoop. Look at the men's 3 pt line next time you're at the gym. And remember the ball is also smaller.

    • @jamesmcconnell2131
      @jamesmcconnell2131 Місяць тому

      Worth a try.

  • @hydrobolix3365
    @hydrobolix3365 Місяць тому

    Damages in general

  • @jtemergency1460
    @jtemergency1460 Місяць тому

    Favorite comdeian next to dave chappele

  • @2yt4u.14.
    @2yt4u.14. Місяць тому +10

    Why are comedians nowadays just the realest people out here. Like this is facts

  • @kylewyman7217
    @kylewyman7217 Місяць тому +6

    Bill burr is fantastic. Saw him live. Would definitely see him again!

  • @melin9799
    @melin9799 Місяць тому

    What's nice is finally being unplugged enough to have the outro not make sense. It's a shitty snap back to online reality, but I'll forget again.

  • @frequentsee3815
    @frequentsee3815 Місяць тому

    The Asmon/Burr video combination is perhaps my favorite UA-cam combination

  • @fallensnipa
    @fallensnipa Місяць тому +8

    Everything he said is a fact, not a joke

  • @eLmasten1991
    @eLmasten1991 Місяць тому +8

    Dave Chappelle is the GOAT but Bill Burr is up there for sure!! Love him

  • @Kirisame312
    @Kirisame312 Місяць тому +1

    I was at this live and it was incredible. So based.

  • @cikame
    @cikame Місяць тому +2

    I don't know any women who watch women's sports, at work there's a weirdly high number of women who watch men's football (UK) and i know some of the guys watch women's football, sometimes my dad watches women's cricket.

  • @Ultrajamz
    @Ultrajamz Місяць тому +7

    Bill has kinda changed since marriage, catering to her more.

    • @vanivari359
      @vanivari359 Місяць тому +1

      And that's not bad, he lost his bitterness and grew. And the guy has mixed race kids - of course he has a different look onto race and gender roles and stuff now. But he obviously isn't taking BS from his wife and his wife is not taking his BS. It's not about "catering to", it's about gaining new insights and perspectives and challenging each other. I bet, her college friends think that she has changed a lot and is catering to him. The guy is stubborn and combative, yet they are married for over 10 years now, they obviously found a balance, that's good, not bad.

    • @Ultrajamz
      @Ultrajamz Місяць тому +4

      @@vanivari359 no he’s just more bitter about what she tells him to be bitter about. Now he complains about white women not just women. Lol

  • @akarminius
    @akarminius Місяць тому +12

    He has to ask his wife if his jokes are ok.

    • @rareosts5752
      @rareosts5752 Місяць тому +3

      And she said no, so he had to lie and say studies show women are smarter.

  • @Alphoric
    @Alphoric 4 дні тому

    The women’s ‘soccer’ team was offered the same deal as the men’s which don’t get employment benefits from their international side and to be paid per match. (Men get the employment benefits like health insurance from their domestic clubs). Instead they chose to keep their employment benefits and got a salary so even if they don’t play they still get paid.
    You cannot complain about the alternative when you were offered the alternative but turned it down because you would make far less money on the alternative option. They would have got paid much less if they got the same deal as the men chose.
    Women’s: employment benefits and a salary
    Mens: paid per match

  • @nickmajora
    @nickmajora Місяць тому +1

    God I hope Bill comes to Australia, I really wanna see him.

  • @augustingreat
    @augustingreat Місяць тому +4

    “OLD Bill Burr is unfathomably based”