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  • Опубліковано 27 вер 2024

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  • @SquireComedy
    @SquireComedy 6 років тому +8251

    Thanks for having me. This was an incredibly serious video.

    • @katt216
      @katt216 6 років тому +228

      Was the service revolver required at any point in the video?

    • @MilesStratton
      @MilesStratton 6 років тому +121

      I see absolutely no issues with this...Whatsoever...

    • @bob_._.
      @bob_._. 6 років тому +34

      Yess, though I was surprised to not hear the euphonious strains of "Squidonia the Everlasting" in the background.

    • @PS-nf3xw
      @PS-nf3xw 6 років тому +9

      could have been better...ergo see you next time

    • @everydayhero5076
      @everydayhero5076 6 років тому +24

      Great video! I thoroughly enjoyed it. The Sherman Firefly was the best part.

  • @PhlyDaily
    @PhlyDaily 6 років тому +5553

    Omg had a grin on my face the whole time! You and Bill killed it well done chaps!

    • @goodsous
      @goodsous 6 років тому +85

      Sup Phly! If they have you on next they will have covered all my favorite UA-camrs!

    • @ApexPredator9001
      @ApexPredator9001 6 років тому +62

      Phly you must do one of these!!!

    • @mr_mustache5594
      @mr_mustache5594 6 років тому +19

      well when are you going to tell your top 5 tanks

    • @IAmHated284
      @IAmHated284 6 років тому +11

      PhlyDaily I mean you're gonna be at tankfest they've gotta have you on right phly?

    • @pozgaming4665
      @pozgaming4665 6 років тому +3

      Heeey Phly!! When are you gonna have an episode?

  • @jasonsteward99
    @jasonsteward99 6 років тому +2696

    "We the British invented the tank, so a tank is whatever we say it is!" Words to live by gents. Nicely done

    • @galbert117
      @galbert117 5 років тому +36

      I mean...he's not wrong...

    • @derrickmeade4891
      @derrickmeade4891 5 років тому +9

      DrakeMarvell first tank to see the trenches but I think the French actually made the first tank but didn’t know if it was combat capable or not

    • @didievertellyouthedefentio495
      @didievertellyouthedefentio495 5 років тому +2

      The British did not invent the tank

    • @fyshi6226
      @fyshi6226 5 років тому +7

      An Australian guy invented the tank in WW1 so its almost British.

    • @alejandrogorricho4791
      @alejandrogorricho4791 5 років тому +5

      @DjBalkoni "perfected them" X doubt

  • @Cybermat47
    @Cybermat47 4 роки тому +542

    Tiger 131: [is a rare historical artifact that was captured through the brave efforts of British fighting men]
    Squire: [beats with stick]

    • @ovencore2549
      @ovencore2549 2 роки тому +64

      *engine breaks down*

    • @Luksky2701
      @Luksky2701 2 роки тому +26

      @@ovencore2549 Nein hans! It's not a Ferdinand and there is no mountain with a steep 10 degree angle.... might wanna check the transmission though....
      ...and if we have ammo left....
      ...or fuel...
      ...why do I hear soviet engines???

    • @creativeusername1013
      @creativeusername1013 2 роки тому +8

      @@ovencore2549 Verdammt Hans, Did you not repair transmission, this thing is a Panzerkwampfwagenvitigerausfurungh1, not a damn Leopard 2A7!
      Also, didnt we have like 15 other tigers behind us a moment ago...
      ..........
      .........
      *I hear katyusha in the distance-*

    • @johnsatan117
      @johnsatan117 2 роки тому

      Eh, it will be fine. It has thick armor

    • @ovencore2549
      @ovencore2549 2 роки тому

      @@johnsatan117 does it think fast?

  • @kekolo56
    @kekolo56 5 років тому +447

    Love the B1 bis review:
    Offline: "Thats a wonderful tank!"
    Realize the cmera is on : "Let's bash it, else we would loose our british citizenship!"
    :-D

    • @siva4wotblitzhero531
      @siva4wotblitzhero531 4 роки тому +15

      "If anything its a Lesson,of what not to do"
      *very angery A-38 Noises*

  • @TheChieftainsHatch
    @TheChieftainsHatch 6 років тому +2589

    Well, that was an interesting and entertaining change of pace. You can't take these shows too seriously all the time.

    • @realtissaye
      @realtissaye 6 років тому +16

      Are you going to make a new video soon?

    • @nitromyke
      @nitromyke 6 років тому +20

      And we're over-due for one of yours!!

    • @redtsar
      @redtsar 6 років тому +7

      Nyeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssss, cherrio!

    • @endlesnights3817
      @endlesnights3817 6 років тому +8

      Next February 14th could you team up with Lindybeige once more for the Mark III Infantry Tank?

    • @tomcomber3723
      @tomcomber3723 6 років тому

      Hi

  • @sargesacker2599
    @sargesacker2599 6 років тому +352

    That's not Squire. That's an imposter, the real Squire has a glorious British moustache with some tea in one hand and a service revolver in the other.

    • @wisedonkey7644
      @wisedonkey7644 6 років тому +43

      and saying yeeeeeeeeeeees every 30 seconds or so

    • @StuartLegomanLittle
      @StuartLegomanLittle Рік тому +2

      @@DootDooty it young Squire before he grew his moustache out and got addicted to tea

  • @panzerabwerkanone
    @panzerabwerkanone 6 років тому +631

    War Fact. More German soldiers died laughing at the British Bison than were actually killed by it's armaments.

    • @mikeoxsmal8022
      @mikeoxsmal8022 5 років тому +7

      It has weapons

    • @salud7432
      @salud7432 5 років тому +20

      So its like Minthy Pythons deadlyest Joke?

    • @johnwalters800
      @johnwalters800 5 років тому +7

      One more war fact the Bison was also equipped with a loud Speaker where the crew told the joke that won the war!

  • @arthureustaquio8835
    @arthureustaquio8835 6 років тому +342

    "The Documentary called: Kelly's Heroes" Wew

  • @Thunderbolt_1000_Siren
    @Thunderbolt_1000_Siren 5 років тому +295

    "need to hold your stick"
    "I beg your pardon!"
    LMAO

    • @cccc285
      @cccc285 4 роки тому +4

      You're interested in tank stuff aswell??? I thought u were just a train geek

    • @oliverwaite1822
      @oliverwaite1822 3 роки тому

      Your interested in panzer kampfwagon

  • @TheIronArmenianakaGIHaigs
    @TheIronArmenianakaGIHaigs 6 років тому +2267

    My boi, i've been waiting so long for this

    • @Senbei01
      @Senbei01 6 років тому

      So... did they get you to do one too?

    • @UselessWeeb
      @UselessWeeb 6 років тому +2

      me to lmao

    • @MilesStratton
      @MilesStratton 6 років тому +19

      Fancy meeting you here Haigs

    • @FireWarrior2013
      @FireWarrior2013 6 років тому +1

      Fancy seeing you here! And you Miles :)

    • @mr_mustache5594
      @mr_mustache5594 6 років тому

      well when are you going to tell your top 5 tanks

  • @benoitbvg2888
    @benoitbvg2888 6 років тому +427

    Everyone start petitioning Gaijin so that they add the Bison to British Tech Tree.

    • @Kav.
      @Kav. 6 років тому +19

      Benoit Bvg tier 5, needs to be invincible obviously and the .30e Enfield rifle as we well know can defeat any German armour

    • @jaredhawken3692
      @jaredhawken3692 6 років тому +26

      Yes the .303 round was so powerful that whole panzer divisions would retreat at the sight of a Lee Enfield, let alone a Bren gun

    • @sirboomsalot4902
      @sirboomsalot4902 6 років тому +3

      There's also the German Bison: 150mm gun on a Panzer 1

    • @kristenskase8951
      @kristenskase8951 5 років тому

      You know what was more scarey a maus super hevey tank can destroy anything in 1-3 shots of its 250mm gun and its 100mm machine gun and todays tanks 4-6 shots main gun 25shots back then with mg and around 100shots now days

    • @bruhnobi1394
      @bruhnobi1394 5 років тому +3

      @@kristenskase8951 nah m8 the bison would destroy the maus any day

  • @TheGunningPony
    @TheGunningPony 6 років тому +776

    Number 5 biggest complain should be
    "it's German"

  • @everyone5724
    @everyone5724 6 років тому +762

    "Shoddy German craftsmanship." Man I could hear the engineers and workers who built these tanks turn over in their graves from here in the US.

    • @biostalker4514
      @biostalker4514 4 роки тому +35

      so, do you have any idea who squire is yet?

    • @DFWTF
      @DFWTF 4 роки тому +44

      @@biostalker4514 He prob don't understand Monty Python either ...

    • @lasressi8331
      @lasressi8331 4 роки тому +19

      *The transmission is on fire!*

    • @ellieblaber4243
      @ellieblaber4243 4 роки тому +26

      wont be too hard to hear them, the US probably took them after the war

    • @siva4wotblitzhero531
      @siva4wotblitzhero531 4 роки тому +4

      Compared to the Abrams (or most other Tanks after about 1975) most Tanks of WW2 are Shoddy

  • @derkaiser9881
    @derkaiser9881 5 років тому +54

    3:28 "If that got hit, I'd be out of there in 5 seconds flat," of course you would. That armor is so flimsy, you'd be able to crawl out of the massive hole the enemy shell put through the front plate! Hell, the turret might've come off; a perfect escape hatch.

  • @MikeGoesBoom
    @MikeGoesBoom 6 років тому +1880

    Is it weird to be aroused by an accent?

    • @PhlyDaily
      @PhlyDaily 6 років тому +174

      this is the only one that does it for me
      ua-cam.com/video/WkfPN7cYH48/v-deo.html

    • @MikeGoesBoom
      @MikeGoesBoom 6 років тому +108

      I'm never living that down, am I :D

    • @Luredreier
      @Luredreier 6 років тому +19

      Not really.
      Although I wouldn't have picked this one...
      Myself I'm partial to girls speaking Norwegian with an Swedish accent.

    • @MagnificentSpeed
      @MagnificentSpeed 6 років тому +4

      No :D

    • @HyperK7
      @HyperK7 6 років тому +6

      PhlyDaily That was golden!!! I’m on the ground laughing!!!

  • @Name-ps9fx
    @Name-ps9fx 6 років тому +185

    Aha! A face that fits well with the handsome and articulate voice of the Squire!
    Who’s the short guy with the stick?

    • @Daniel-rf2hm
      @Daniel-rf2hm 5 років тому +7

      Exactly, i thought the blond guy was squire fits his voice more.

    • @fruitella196
      @fruitella196 5 років тому +11

      Squire is like 2ft nah jk but he is really small, I met him and phly at the same time

  • @k-874
    @k-874 5 років тому +438

    *"It's called Firefly because it's rear end GLOWS in the dark"*
    *Bruh.mp3*
    *X = Doubt*
    *"Seins"* (meme man)

    • @davidty2006
      @davidty2006 3 роки тому +1

      When it fires it does it really well.

  • @AmazingAce
    @AmazingAce 6 років тому +559

    Shitposting in the tank museum 😂👌👌👌

    • @Stierlitz
      @Stierlitz 6 років тому +16

      Couldn't sum it up better myself...

    • @garynew9637
      @garynew9637 4 роки тому

      Harhar

  • @Slayer_Jesse
    @Slayer_Jesse 6 років тому +322

    Squire in The Tank Museum? Yes...YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!

  • @rednaxninety3659
    @rednaxninety3659 5 років тому +46

    German soldier: look at that!
    *bison rolls down the street
    German soldier 2: whack

  • @foo-foocuddlypoops5694
    @foo-foocuddlypoops5694 6 років тому +720

    *Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees*

    • @Steamed
      @Steamed 6 років тому +2

      Foo-Foo Cuddlypoops YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

    • @AlreadyTakenTag
      @AlreadyTakenTag 6 років тому +4

      YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @toptipgitgud7911
      @toptipgitgud7911 6 років тому

      Ye

    • @omagah7152
      @omagah7152 5 років тому

      YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWEEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSS!

  • @HerbertErpaderp
    @HerbertErpaderp 6 років тому +265

    Squire is awesome and so was this. I bet there's a whole bunch of people that didn't get the joke getting all butthurt in the comments haha.

  • @xaviation5144
    @xaviation5144 6 років тому +57

    Everyone is like:
    “OMG SQUIRE SHOWED HIS FACE!”
    Only true Squire fans will know that his face was in his old videos.

  • @relicofanotherage
    @relicofanotherage 6 років тому +17

    We all know the Bison wasn't an actual war vehicle. It was a Top Gear challenge gifted to The Tank Museum.

    • @azh698
      @azh698 3 роки тому +11

      Tonight, on Bottom Gear
      I drive a concrete lorry,
      Hammond dances in a cramped space,
      And James makes his back end glow in the dark.

  • @Szalami
    @Szalami 6 років тому +159

    Finally someone's giving some love for the ultimate best tank of WW2, the MIGHTY TETRARCH!

    • @Masada1911
      @Masada1911 6 років тому +3

      Szalami the boche would run at the very mention of its name

    • @thedukeofnorton
      @thedukeofnorton 6 років тому +4

      My wife's car is bigger than the Tetrarch!

    • @wierdalien1
      @wierdalien1 6 років тому +1

      The Duke of Norton not difficult really.

    • @greernelson7419
      @greernelson7419 6 років тому +7

      Wrong, the best tank was very clearly the TOG II*. Did you know that the TOG was so fast it could go at walking pace?

    • @ammoniumphosphate
      @ammoniumphosphate 6 років тому

      Just a question, is that a small glass cabin at the top for a viewing port?

  • @dylanmilne6683
    @dylanmilne6683 6 років тому +138

    Can't believe how subjective people are being. I don't enjoy all of Squires humour, however it obviously pleases a large amount of people, an audience of probably 200,000 odd majority young males. We're talking a rather large portion of young people who have an interest in military history, damn well important to include them really.
    So it's very surprising to see a few people acting nasty because they didn't like this chaps humour. It feels out of place for what should be a friendly welcoming channel.

  • @brendandickens9221
    @brendandickens9221 5 років тому +134

    Actually the best tank of the war was obviously the BOB SEMPLE

    • @joemelton4747
      @joemelton4747 4 роки тому +17

      Exactly none were ever killed in combat

    • @bestoca
      @bestoca 4 роки тому +6

      Had to look it up as I’d never heard of a Bob Semple tank and wow it looks like a bulldozer with a garden shed dumped on top. Than I read that it basically was! xD

    • @andrewince8824
      @andrewince8824 4 роки тому +1

      Bloody kiwis. 😂

    • @Byeer_123
      @Byeer_123 4 роки тому +3

      Any potential history viewers?

    • @monoshrimpekeit9639
      @monoshrimpekeit9639 3 роки тому +1

      @@Byeer_123 Spirit Animal

  • @samc343
    @samc343 6 років тому +47

    "Unbiased"

  • @hammerheadeagleithrustakag9289
    @hammerheadeagleithrustakag9289 6 років тому +27

    I find the lack of tea in this video concerning

  • @ishouldgetalif3
    @ishouldgetalif3 6 років тому +45

    this is.. so.. BRITISH!
    marvelous.

  • @goldmember668
    @goldmember668 6 років тому +148

    plhydaily (tankdaily) is gona visit this year cant wait

    • @Count_Gustav
      @Count_Gustav 6 років тому +3

      really? is it confirmed by both parties?

    • @TheChieftain1117
      @TheChieftain1117 6 років тому +4

      Count Gustav Phly said he was visiting at some point this year.

    • @CC-dq6ck
      @CC-dq6ck 6 років тому +5

      Tankdaily hurts man
      It hurts my soul

    • @spugget2893
      @spugget2893 6 років тому

      heard he didn't want to in a stream after this was uploaded though :/

    • @zanesimunov3070
      @zanesimunov3070 6 років тому +1

      what? why would this dicourage him?

  • @angryzombie8088
    @angryzombie8088 2 роки тому +8

    This is the most unbiased, British pick of Top 5 tanks, absolutely brilliant! The Bison looks like the thing that would stop the Pearl Harbor attack if the American got one.

  • @turkeyboy5543
    @turkeyboy5543 6 років тому +82

    "This is a professional video."

  • @Briselance
    @Briselance 6 років тому +49

    04:22 :
    "Because we're an un-biased channel..."
    Each time Squire says this, it just makes me giggle like mad. X-D
    04:37:
    47 mm, Squire. 47. :-)

  • @b1battledroid462
    @b1battledroid462 4 роки тому +14

    - it is called the firefly for the very precise reason ..
    - right
    - get this
    - yeah
    - it's rear end
    - right
    - glows
    - no ..
    - in the dark
    - no.. noo.. no..
    I laughed way harder than i should've xD

  • @wierdalien1
    @wierdalien1 6 років тому +112

    Can we have a proper episode on the tetarch?

    • @kristofferjohansson3768
      @kristofferjohansson3768 6 років тому +3

      that would be really fun!

    • @TheChieftainsHatch
      @TheChieftainsHatch 6 років тому +33

      I'm working on it. I've obtained the operator's manual, and plan on hitting it on my next filming session in Bovington, whenever that is.

    • @wierdalien1
      @wierdalien1 6 років тому +5

      The_Chieftain excellent, hopefully sooner rather than later

    • @Luredreier
      @Luredreier 6 років тому +1

      Great! =)
      The Tetrarch is one of my favorite tanks in War Thunder =)
      I don't know how realistic their modelling of the tank is.
      In there the turret turns bloody slow.
      But since you can turn the whole tank really fast just using the tracks that doesn't really matter much.
      And it's fast as a lightning in there.
      Of course its reverse is typically british (aka non-existing)...
      Its solid shot rounds isn't too bad for the tanks it faces at that battle rating,
      As for the real world, I imagine that it would have been a decent tank for the early war.
      Relatively cheap to make, don't require a large crew.
      Fast to move around to flank enemy tanks.
      And quite a few of the german tanks where panzer 1 and panzer 2s anyway.
      Also, it's so bloody small that you can hide it pretty much anywhere.
      And as we all know, the one who gets the first shot usually wins in a tank battle, and the tetrarch can move into positions the enemy don't expect and then hide there probably giving it that advantage quite often.
      Of course once it *does* get shot by anything with real armor-penetration it doesn't stand much of a chance with its "paper" armor...

    • @Christian-os3sh
      @Christian-os3sh 6 років тому

      Luredreier, the Tetrarch got used mainly for amphibious invasions and airborne operations as far as I know, it was just a tank to have a tank, not something useful against other tanks.

  • @1701spacecadet
    @1701spacecadet 6 років тому +142

    Why do French tanks have rear view mirrors?
    So they can watch the battle.

    • @2adamast
      @2adamast 6 років тому +2

      They had one with back facing driver (like the S tank)

    • @ducomaritiem7160
      @ducomaritiem7160 6 років тому +1

      Harhar, I didn't know this joke. Thanks. (I think that's also true for Italian tanks...)

    • @wargamingrefugee9065
      @wargamingrefugee9065 6 років тому +21

      Duco, it most certainly is NOT true for Italian tanks! Running away is too much work; it's much easier just to change sides. :-P

    • @Matt.71
      @Matt.71 6 років тому

      1701spacecadet let's ask the germans,after they got the last french defender at dunkerke they had plenty of english tanks for free, they also surely found some burned french tank that had no more fuel and so the crew had to quickly reposisionate if they didn't wanted to get caught

    • @sshep86
      @sshep86 6 років тому +1

      matt
      French defenders in France???? How absurd.... The British should have most definitely had stood still and waged battle in a country that just got steamrolled by the wehrmacht. Doesn't make sense that they would tactically withdraw in order to defend their own country and come back and save the French at a later date.

  • @RoofKoreanInTheWild
    @RoofKoreanInTheWild 5 років тому +42

    When he's talking about Kelly's heroes he says there's a French building in the way to the left and to the right if I remember right there was a tree in the way to the left not a French building...
    Like if you love Kelly's heroes!

    • @timothykeith4655
      @timothykeith4655 4 роки тому

      I caught the same mistake.

    • @theadventuresofjavier8698
      @theadventuresofjavier8698 4 роки тому +1

      I have the DVD. I watched it dozens of times...good catch mate

    • @steveholmes11
      @steveholmes11 4 роки тому +3

      Masters of disguise the French Resistance and thin buildings that look like trees.

  • @Spitflyer
    @Spitflyer 6 років тому +228

    SQUIRE AND BOOTLESS BILL. HAHAHAHAHA

  • @IratutheGreyKnigh
    @IratutheGreyKnigh 6 років тому +34

    Don't get some of the hate, Squire is ever some good fun! And I'm american!

  • @ojisanhoward8940
    @ojisanhoward8940 4 роки тому +26

    Such a fine professional video! Only a Brit could pull it off! Entertaining, informative and witty! Jolly good! New subscriber!

    • @ojisanhoward8940
      @ojisanhoward8940 4 роки тому

      It was a fun introduction to a channel I didn't know about but a subject I like to learn about. I'm looking forward to watching and learning from here on! Also thanks for the like.

  • @thewomble1509
    @thewomble1509 5 років тому +10

    "The documentary film Kelly's heroes", love that tongue in cheek humour!

  • @RandysFiftySevenChevy
    @RandysFiftySevenChevy 6 років тому +23

    Squire....your a funny chap. Finally get to see the man behind the voice. Yes...yessssssss

  • @StuSaville
    @StuSaville 6 років тому +22

    Squire looks like a character from Peaky Blinders

  • @Ash007YT
    @Ash007YT 6 років тому +80

    Squire? Bill?, Oh what more could you want.

  • @yartar-pq9yp
    @yartar-pq9yp 6 років тому +47

    Making so few of his own videos he's now making them for other channels

  • @pipboy3096
    @pipboy3096 6 років тому +26

    This was amazing. Would’ve been perfect if it was David Fletcher pushing them out

    • @a.morphous66
      @a.morphous66 6 років тому +6

      I think Fletcher is a bit too old and brittle for that. However, his mustache could handle them both with ease.

  • @hmmbaybayon2837
    @hmmbaybayon2837 4 роки тому +29

    I like how the others reviewed tanks logically while Squire reviewed his in a *Legendary* way

  • @ricespoog9784
    @ricespoog9784 6 років тому +11

    Actually in Kelly’s heroes, there is a tree to the left.

  • @cposey
    @cposey 6 років тому +13

    Finally, a video where I actually learn something. Today I’ve learned that Tiger tanks are a massive engineering flaw. The smaller the tank, the better. British and Americans make the best couples. France..... And concrete is the best armour.

  • @o0rah
    @o0rah 6 років тому +77

    ALL HAIL THE SQUIDONIAN EMPIRE!!!!!

  • @daz0705
    @daz0705 6 років тому +29

    I'm only 2 minutes in and i can already tell this will be a video of much greatness, Yesss, we can trust in squire to give us a video of total fact's fortitude and general Brrritishness, carry on !

  • @vengefulone1441
    @vengefulone1441 5 років тому +6

    6:08 im not british but that still put a smile on my face

  • @blankblank6545
    @blankblank6545 6 років тому +187

    MHV or Bismarck next?
    (I know Bis is an aiviation guy, but I think that would make it very interesting)

    • @RLam-se6em
      @RLam-se6em 6 років тому +1

      Username 122748909298443 The Imperial War Museum should do videos like these of their own and invite Bis

    • @blankblank6545
      @blankblank6545 6 років тому

      R. Lam yeah

    • @wiansnyders6124
      @wiansnyders6124 6 років тому

      Username 122748909298443 I

    • @anteerceg527
      @anteerceg527 6 років тому

      both great both arian

    • @blankblank6545
      @blankblank6545 6 років тому

      AnteKami - sama ehhmm - right...

  • @tyler_bt3326
    @tyler_bt3326 6 років тому +60

    So many people complaing. How dare the tank museum try and make a comedic video right? Top tip, if you wanna watch Mr Fletcher talk, go watch tank chats

  • @robertturner1094
    @robertturner1094 5 років тому +8

    (Sees squire in the title) "Hmmm yes this is going to be a good video time to put on the tea"

  • @cookieblades7716
    @cookieblades7716 6 років тому +26

    It was a tree and a building that the tiger got stuck on.

    • @ToshioThunder
      @ToshioThunder 6 років тому +6

      That tree was home to a small French bakery. Counts as a building.

    • @Zeknif1
      @Zeknif1 6 років тому

      Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves? Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here? Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?

  • @lutenantsweedpertasa
    @lutenantsweedpertasa 6 років тому +13

    Yeeeeeees, not enough "Yeeeeeeeees." In this video. I must admit this isn't squires finest video but a video with him is welcome.

  • @123dodo4
    @123dodo4 6 років тому +27

    Damn.. best vid
    Edit: all the best ww2 youtuber are on the comments.. like mikegoesboom, phlydaily, the_chieftain, the iron armenian aka g.i. haigs, and the squire its self

  • @pacificostudios
    @pacificostudios 2 роки тому +2

    I'm waiting for Bill to say "Lovely Plumage!"

  • @stevephillips8320
    @stevephillips8320 6 років тому +9

    squire needs a British style moustach, like the one thoses RAF pilots have during WW2

  • @k.t.1641
    @k.t.1641 6 років тому +66

    I was ready to dislike this non serious "top 5". But I got curious and found I like their style of humor. So thumbs up. Glad I found a new creator!

  • @inlovewithgoats1092
    @inlovewithgoats1092 6 років тому +21

    Excellent UA-camr and the most magnificent suits to ever have been featured on the channel. :D

  • @haydendenden9076
    @haydendenden9076 5 років тому +4

    Squire is speaking how he speaks in his British films

  • @Mr_Bunk
    @Mr_Bunk 3 роки тому +1

    3:54 The internet’s opinion on the Char B circa 2009 - 2018
    4:05 The internet’s opinion on the Char B circa 2019 - present

  • @alfredconqueror4422
    @alfredconqueror4422 6 років тому +17

    I didn't know Maisie Williams liked tanks that much

  • @mcfontaine
    @mcfontaine 6 років тому +15

    Well done Squire, don’t worry about the people who seem to have had a sense of humour bypass.

  • @sithdoestat4432
    @sithdoestat4432 6 років тому +24

    *_YEEEEEEES INTENSIFIES_*

  • @tomthebomb9474
    @tomthebomb9474 6 років тому +10

    I saw him there when this was being filmed

    • @bruhnobi1394
      @bruhnobi1394 5 років тому +3

      Were you the old lady when they were at the firefly

  • @solaman095
    @solaman095 6 років тому +48

    smashed the like button like the Maginot line

    • @apropercuppa8612
      @apropercuppa8612 6 років тому +5

      So you missed it?

    • @Snowpeagaming
      @Snowpeagaming 6 років тому +4

      He webt around it

    • @Matt.71
      @Matt.71 6 років тому +2

      David Ryan poor guy, to loose à finger so young...

    • @uisce_
      @uisce_ 6 років тому +1

      Smashed the like button like with the button w on Maginot line you mean

    • @michaelcoulter1114
      @michaelcoulter1114 6 років тому +3

      David Ryan
      Nobody really smashed the Maginot Line, though.
      So, what you're saying is that you flanked the like button, rendered it obselete, and left it in place, yeah?

  • @ROSE-nw8xf
    @ROSE-nw8xf 6 років тому +8

    Squire, According to the subtitles your name is "Molly" haha.

  • @daveybernard1056
    @daveybernard1056 5 років тому +9

    2:30 mark, "you won't get roadside assistance."
    Why, did not the Wehrmacht pay its cell phone bills?

  • @MagicalGeekMV
    @MagicalGeekMV 6 років тому +16

    Gotta love Squire in this video

  • @swat67ify
    @swat67ify 6 років тому +4

    Yes! Squire! Finally this moment has arrived!

  • @billyleroy2465
    @billyleroy2465 3 роки тому +1

    Squire Ive been watching you for years and you are a very good actor..they should put you in a war film.

  • @admiralwombat1918
    @admiralwombat1918 4 роки тому +8

    "What a wonderful design." "It's French..." "What a piece of junk! Why do they even have it inside!" 😂😂😂😂 Gold lads! Jolly goods show What!

  • @WatcherMovie008
    @WatcherMovie008 6 років тому +4

    Why did I suspect Squire was gonna bring up Kelly Heroes? xD

  • @Trumplican
    @Trumplican 5 років тому +7

    8:10 had me dying laughing! thorny, thorny sharp, ATTACKING! I LOVE SQUIRE

  • @hilpowuxing8273
    @hilpowuxing8273 4 роки тому +3

    Can we have a moment of respect for the people who legitimately think that squire bullies Bill and that it wasn't a joke

  • @josefhlavsa2891
    @josefhlavsa2891 6 років тому +1

    Finally someone took this offer from Tank Museum seriously.

  • @Lazarus7000
    @Lazarus7000 2 роки тому +1

    To be fair the Bison was intended to go up against lightly armed paratchutists to whom "A pillbox, but it can chase you" would probably have been terrifying. For any purpose beyond this it's obviously less useful than a WWI armored car, but, like the Bob Semple Tank, it would have probably worked well enough for its actual intended role, had it ever been asked to do it. When you don't have to contend with enemy armor or heavy weapons, "Stops rifle bullets, shoots rifle bullets, can move around" gets the job done well enough.

  • @squattinggopnik950
    @squattinggopnik950 6 років тому +9

    But what about the *BOB SEMPLE TANK*

  • @tomholmez12
    @tomholmez12 6 років тому +12

    YYYEEEESSSSSS!!!!! SQUIRE WE LOVE YOU!!!!!!

  • @shinkreytpuylap
    @shinkreytpuylap 3 роки тому +1

    "Its far too long"
    Sherman Firefly :
    *Am I a joke to you?*

  • @Dylan-hq4qt
    @Dylan-hq4qt 6 років тому +2

    Squire was doing a bit of satire to some of teh tanks, like he does on his own channel. Enjoyed this a lot and I love Squire's channel.

  • @claud1961
    @claud1961 6 років тому +8

    Made my day. I don't know what was more informative, the lecture on shoddy German craftsmanship or the improvised Hendrix riff for the Firefly. Awesome! I would start a channel championing everything American but everybody would think it was a parody of life in the USA......

  • @jamesnailor6789
    @jamesnailor6789 6 років тому +7

    I serve the Squidonian Empire

  • @rogerjayraphael
    @rogerjayraphael 6 років тому +6

    This is BLOODY brilliant

  • @puggy9309
    @puggy9309 5 років тому +1

    Much love from the USA. Very serious video.

  • @Sonyhandycam666
    @Sonyhandycam666 3 роки тому +1

    Everyone gangsta until Squire says that Char bi has 37mm gun

  • @cutieteal
    @cutieteal 6 років тому +3

    "The documentary film Kelly's Heros" lmao 😂

  • @type-10
    @type-10 4 роки тому +3

    The bison is my favorite.

  • @nxvasix8696
    @nxvasix8696 5 років тому

    The tiger is the one used in Fury.
    Captured by the British a few days after being hit by a British rank round.
    The British tanks fled after engaging the Tiger, when they returned a few days later they discovered the Tiger abandoned by its German crew. Turns out the British had damaged the gun so the crew fled thinking the British would destroy the tank.

  • @tdkreturns-batcavepictures1224
    @tdkreturns-batcavepictures1224 2 роки тому +1

    My grandfather in the ANZACs drove a Sherman Tank in WWII 5:59

  • @xaviation5144
    @xaviation5144 6 років тому +4

    “Enemy tank, Sir.”

  • @shononoyeetus8866
    @shononoyeetus8866 3 роки тому +1

    I see Squire decided to be very very serious in this video

  • @lolmeh5848
    @lolmeh5848 4 роки тому +1

    ‘You can see where the Germans got there idea for the tiger’

  • @dingoman
    @dingoman 6 років тому +14

    Squire... God I find his humour hilarious

  • @sovietPlays
    @sovietPlays 5 років тому +3

    The least educational of the top fives, but the most entertaining and meme-y