Please Squire, never stop doing "you." My UA-cam algorithm recommended your channel to me and I've been pleasantly entertained ever since. I'm conflicted about my feelings toward Englishmen because to the American ear your accent screams of inadvertent condescension mildly guised as dry old world humor. In your case though, your lazerpoint accurate portrayal of how other english speaking countries imagine the 1940s "paush" gentry class represents the highest form of noble self deprecation in my opinion. I'm not even a gamer but I love the way you use gameplay to make points about 1940s military technology. There's just something about your content that leaves me habitually laughing my ass off. Especially whenever you underplay arbitrary aspects of WW II or are painfully obvious to a fault about the idiosyncrasies of the combatants.
I get the Full Metal Jacket reference but what exactly do mean by “I’m glad us Americans got an accurate depiction in this”? You saying Americans will fire on civilian vessels for the sheer hell of it?
@@FriedrichHerschel yes it was. Song number one of about 23, the other good one was called aces high, I've forgotten the name of this one though. I recommend the entire soundtrack, honestly.
@@eijmert I just checked. It is indeed, as I said, the Main Theme from the 1969 movie. It may have been used in Battlefield V, but that's certainly not its origin.
"Never overextended and rush into a city. As before you know it your surrounded, it's winter, and you're eating your shoes" Me: Ah a man of culture I see
4:20 *Squire:* Christ! Does nobody got the points for an aircraft?! *Spiff:* I'm an AA, sir. I spawned in this perfectly balanced vehicle at the start of the match. *Squire:* Well, let them have it, then! *Spiff:* Sorry, no can do. I used all of my ammunition killing tanks. I mean, have you seen my score? *Squire:* That doesn't seem like an exploit at all. *Spiff:* It's marvelous! It's developer-intended game design, and with the power of tea, it's even more broken!
@Ali ACE I'm tired of the useless logic that the Maginot Line didn't work because German still invaded through Ardennes. Germany invaded through Ardennes *BECAUSE* of the Maginot Line. It's like saying you shouldn't lock your doors because someone can break in through the window
I love the fact Spiffing and Digby were voicing their own tanks. Spiffing was easy to find out the moment he said “a cup of tea”. I didn’t realize digby was in the video until he started voicing the plane.
I liked the part where the germans start ranting about the historical accuracy of americans in europe in 1940...while sitting in an american postwar tank. x3
Fun fact: the reason there was an M47 Patton was because they used M47 Pattons in old WWII movies because it was the closest design to the Tiger II. One such example was the Battle of the Bulge.
Un-like the brilliant Tetarch the exact tank that every tank should be small,fast,good gun hanz would be shaking in his tiger1 when I he sees the greatest tank ever! The mighty TETARCH!
Well I never expected The Spiffing Brit to be in one of these. What a pleasant surprise. The whole thing is great as usual and the US guy is the bees knees as usual. Also extra plus for Monty Python references.
The quality of international voice acting on display is astounding. No really, hilarious video. Great job, pinpoint accurate well researched satire as always Squire. Go you!
I’d hardly call an overly southernized accent an accurate American language depiction. America has a vast array of different accents from many different regions across the millions of square miles of its territories. I mean hell have you been to NY? That city _alone_ has more English accents then virtually all of the UK combined. But no, you’re right, we’ll just brush ALL OF THAT under the rug just to appease foreigners who clearly don’t know any better. Talk about Americans being ignorant, that’s blatant ignorance right there.
That is some nice voice cast you have assembled, dear sir Squire. Loved the dry commentary of Spiff ("It's perfectly balanced." and the "Bang, bang, bang."), really cracked me up, as did Digby with, well, his Digby-style of controlled panicking XD So please keep up the work if you can, it's really enjoyable. And of course: you guys even make the sponsorship worth watching ;)
I like the Americans are not taking into effect the British rule of no unnecessary destruction of property. I also love the reference of the violence of the french taunting l. Brilliant. But I must say fritz “your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elder berries, I fart in your General direction!” Well done squire and Tally Ho!!!!
they had a dunkirk tournament type thing where they got a bunch of people to come together to create a huge warthunder project, reenacting dunkirk. it was to be made into a cinematic movie type thing and it was amazing!
0:55 Monty Python Reference, absolutely cracking. Also old boy I must say, since when did America join Germany, first supplying them a M60 Patton and also battleship support by destroying our boys on the beaches. Don’t tell me that they found out we put Americans on the Lusitania on purpose! Still our boys made quite a lovely queue and as always, keep up the good work good sir and bang on!
I like the fact you stuck an M47 in as a German tank. Lovely little reference to all the NATO tanks that got a cross and a coat of grey paint slapped on for the old live action movies. Plus the cinematography of the Stuka bomb is a perfect match to... OK, I forgot which movie it was but I know it's accurate.
"Sir, how can we fire on civilian vessels?!"
"Easy! You just don't lead 'em as much!"
Favorite part of the vid
Well it’s true...
AINT WAR HELL?
Kubrick would have been proud.....
HHAHAHHAHAHAH
Yeah *get some, get some!*
“KNOCK KNOCK! WHOSE THERE? UNREASONABLE PROPERTY DAMAGE MOTHER-*BOOOOM*
"Kamikazes... well I guess we should retre- OPEN FIRE!"
You know hes gotta love his job.....american command at its finnest
Fake, everyone knows Americans don’t knock because FREEDOM RINGS, MOTHER-BOOM
10:01. Reminds me of GET TO DA CHOPPAAAAAH :D
And that's the exact moment I almost died laughing
"I open fire in your general direction."
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries.
NI
*taps head*
Ni ni ni
Tis but a scratch
what a strange person
"As long as Göring isn't flying"
"No, we don't have any heavy bombers"
LOL
4:34
Welcome to War Thunder, where the Anti-Air players don't do their job and are the Tank Destroyers. Typical.
And tank destroyers are Anti Air
Flak 8.8: „Im something of a scientist myself“
@Rens Thijsse It was just look in the description.
i use my SPAA against air because well, the 20mm flak truck isnt good against tanks at it's BR.
When Rommel did that no one had a problem, but you do that in the videogame and people will eat you alive.
"What about France?"
"wE sHaLl NeVEr ProTect hEr!"
-Every damn Britishman (1940)
What are you on about we had an entire campaign for liberating France
@@theletter5664 I think it's more like "we don't wanna!"
@@theletter5664 technicaly, liberating isn't defending
@@thomastakesatollforthedark2231 shh, we don't talk about that part, it was a long walk alright?
@@johnwotek3816 I mean its liberating France from Germans to be returned to the French people, do with that as you will
Squire: Hmm, I’ve got an idea for a video!
His German and french speaking friends who’ve been kidnapped by Squire: -_-
That is EXACTLY what happens.
Squire awesome vid, love from Straya, your personal prison
Yea do you need me for danish speaking?
Klaus, Klaus, Klaus :v
Mike are you okay??? MIIIIIKE????
"What about France?"
"WE SHALL NEVER DEFEND HER! "
British plane: **flies upside-down**
Engine: **starving intensifies**
Strange... I would guess that for the soviet planes :D
@Mialisus Precisely, astute Watson!
This isn't the soviet union you know
The British have no room for Backwards starving situations
@@kissmartin8069 Blyat, Ivan! My plane engine does the Gulag thingy!
@@kissmartin8069 Hah, tell that to the Caucuses
"Yes, Sir"
"Klaus, why are you speaking English?"
"It is a film, Sir"
"Eh, fine"
I’m sensing a lot of Monty python references in here.
Alfred a couple of a Bridge too far ones too...
And one movie only Germans watched: Werner
I open fire in your general direction
A ton of Battle of Britain references as well.
Too many, i think
"Oh no, we've lost a crewman. Nigel, take Nigel's position. He's been hit. OH NO NIGEL! THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE!" One of my favorite moments.
3:36 Lol is that a reference to that one British soldier in the Dunkirk movie who just said screw it and waded into the ocean?
that it be
Nobody
Americans in every war 9:09
@@yuurichito1439 how did he ever convince him to do that
3:36 gimme the beat boys and free my soul I’m gonna get lost in the rock and roll and drift away
@@yuurichito1439 That was second thing that came to my mind XD
Please Squire, never stop doing "you." My UA-cam algorithm recommended your channel to me and I've been pleasantly entertained ever since. I'm conflicted about my feelings toward Englishmen because to the American ear your accent screams of inadvertent condescension mildly guised as dry old world humor. In your case though, your lazerpoint accurate portrayal of how other english speaking countries imagine the 1940s "paush" gentry class represents the highest form of noble self deprecation in my opinion. I'm not even a gamer but I love the way you use gameplay to make points about 1940s military technology. There's just something about your content that leaves me habitually laughing my ass off. Especially whenever you underplay arbitrary aspects of WW II or are painfully obvious to a fault about the idiosyncrasies of the combatants.
Thanks for that, Patrick. Made my night.
Hope you're well and keeping safe!
Patrick Aalfs yeeeees
I see your using state of the art binoculars
Squire: Yes, I’m using them on....er
*low graphics*
Tea drinker 45 French: I’m using them in the general direction of them
You also notice one of those state of the art tanks was using a special device that confuses the enemy (2:45)
A.K.A.
*potato*
Edit 1: Breaking News: *BRITISH SIGN CEASEFIRE TO DEAL WITH RIOTING IRISH PEOPLE*
“Sir! How can we fire on civilian vessels?!?”
“EASY! YA JUST DONT LEAD EM AS MUCH”
Oh ok, I’m glad us Americans got an accurate depiction in this.
I get the Full Metal Jacket reference but what exactly do mean by “I’m glad us Americans got an accurate depiction in this”? You saying Americans will fire on civilian vessels for the sheer hell of it?
Ah! A hurricane!
**Song**
Oh shit, it's a mark 4
That song was from the "Battle of England" movie, wasn't it?
@@FriedrichHerschel yes it was. Song number one of about 23, the other good one was called aces high, I've forgotten the name of this one though. I recommend the entire soundtrack, honestly.
@@FriedrichHerschel it actualy is a song from the battlefield V storymode. Dont know the name
@@eijmert I just checked. It is indeed, as I said, the Main Theme from the 1969 movie. It may have been used in Battlefield V, but that's certainly not its origin.
@@FriedrichHerschel ur right, just wanted to mention it😉
"Never overextended and rush into a city. As before you know it your surrounded, it's winter, and you're eating your shoes"
Me: Ah a man of culture I see
Spiff! The crossover that we always needed has been done
I know Spiff Tea and exploits in a Squire video oh oh need some more tea to calm me down ... SLURP!
4:20 *Squire:* Christ! Does nobody got the points for an aircraft?!
*Spiff:* I'm an AA, sir. I spawned in this perfectly balanced vehicle at the start of the match.
*Squire:* Well, let them have it, then!
*Spiff:* Sorry, no can do. I used all of my ammunition killing tanks. I mean, have you seen my score?
*Squire:* That doesn't seem like an exploit at all.
*Spiff:* It's marvelous! It's developer-intended game design, and with the power of tea, it's even more broken!
I knew i heard that voice before, i guess the balance and tea act gave if away :)
God bless the tea lord!
God save the queen!! GET THE YORKSHIRE TEA GOLD LADS!!!
“This sure don’t look like no specific ocean” AHAHAHAHAHA
Historical accuracy: 0/10
Spiff: 100/10
Yanks: Needs more firepower/10
Always😎
2:57 that M47 playing as German reminds me of the Patton film “German” M48s
And Chaffees standing in for Shermans.
2:59
'The historians will question it for decades to come!
*Quoted by Hanz in a m47 patton in ww2*
Its m47
@@paphavitchdansrichanchai3028 oh, aight tks for little heads up
why did they stop?
It's a reference to a WW2 film
@@axeavier that one movie where they used a leopard 1 as a panther coz that film crew couldn't get a panther? XD Ye i know
"Sir how can we fire on civilian vessels?
Easy you just dont lead them that much"
-Best line of the video by far
The last time I was this early the Maginot Line was still relevant
The Maginot line worked
Ali ACE its purpose was to force the Germans to attack through Belgium.
@Ali ACE I'm tired of the useless logic that the Maginot Line didn't work because German still invaded through Ardennes. Germany invaded through Ardennes *BECAUSE* of the Maginot Line. It's like saying you shouldn't lock your doors because someone can break in through the window
😂 same
You should've said that the Last time you've been this early the Krigsmaine was still a threat
“Never overextend and rush into a city. As before you know it, you’re surrounded”
Me: Thats called foreshadowing
8:42 "Oh no, we've lost a crewmen! Nigel, take Nigel's position, hes been hit- Oh no! Nigel!"
So that's what happened to all the Nigels.... except Farage of course... bloody spiv...
Don't worry Nigel will take the other two Nigel's place- Oh no! not Nigel!
9:12 Whoever runs is a Civilian Vessel, who ever stands still is a well disciplined civilian vessel!
XDDDDDDD
THE REFERENCE MADE MY FUCKING DAY
God save the American, He's getting more crazy and deranged with every video Squire uploaded. God Bless the American
*IIIOOOOUHHHHH* *IIIOUUUUHHHHH*
Uuuu the Red, white, blue!!
It all started when that RUSSIAN jet shot him down in Korea
I love the way the American talks
Thanks ;)
“Thank god for spawnprotection”
Yeeaah, about that
The American voice actor never fails to amuse me and also knock-knock joke never gets old.
@@IntrepidAnimations i fucking love your acting
@@IntrepidAnimations Thank you so much. You are the one of the best thing in this channel.
Thanks guys
TheGamingSoviet ah so you’re a capitalist spy
I love the fact Spiffing and Digby were voicing their own tanks. Spiffing was easy to find out the moment he said “a cup of tea”. I didn’t realize digby was in the video until he started voicing the plane.
Absolutely loving the Patton film shout-out where the tiger is a Patton 2 tank
Hahah! I'm expecting a LOT of comments saying "You know nothing, that's a post war tank!"
@@SquireComedy Wouldn't surprise me but at first I just assumed the joke was that there was a massive historically innacurate uptier
And no comments about the wall to wall shermans? Great vid from so many of my favourite UA-camrs !
All Hail the Squiredonian Empire. (saluting noises)
I was about to start ranting about historical accuracy when the destroyed Sherman came up, but then the Patton appeared and the jig was up. :)
I liked the part where the germans start ranting about the historical accuracy of americans in europe in 1940...while sitting in an american postwar tank. x3
Fun fact: the reason there was an M47 Patton was because they used M47 Pattons in old WWII movies because it was the closest design to the Tiger II. One such example was the Battle of the Bulge.
Yes, this is historically accuracy at its finest, from a War Thunder point of view of course, well done. c:
Never thought I'd live to see the day when Squire, Digby, and Spiffing in one video
Can we just talk about that bomb from the lower Stuka at 4:10 ?
Nothing to see here, laddy.
It’s Görings technology what did you expect fails all the bloody time
Un-like the brilliant Tetarch the exact tank that every tank should be small,fast,good gun hanz would be shaking in his tiger1 when I he sees the greatest tank ever! The mighty TETARCH!
Ha Stukas think they are so scary with there air horns and bratwurst bombs tally-ho
4:27 Spiffing is exploiting his way into a Squire video
Alternative title: How much friendly fire would have happened if the USA joined WW2 in 1940?
All of it , and yes .
Seven
@@bb-61ussiowa75 nah more like 7.3
The answer? Not enough.
@Sean found the Nazi
"Smoke spotted sir, bearing red 100!"
"That is the Bismarck, oh shit"
I dont think I had laughted so much before XD
The first 25 seconds and I'm already laughing. Honestly, you guys never disappoint.
Tally-Ho and a good day to you!
Thanks mate! We're glad you enjoyed it!
@@SquireComedy Where is the Webely service revolver?
Hahaha all these recognisable voices, it brings a year to the eye and joy to the heart.
And to hear Digby in a Squire video is funny as.
Playing as a battleship in War Thunder summarized:
9:00
But there are no battleships in war thunder, well, *Y E T*
@@billylauwda9178 the Graff Spee is also technically a pocket battleship so there's that
@@alistairdiren5790 pocket battleship does not make it a true battleship, well in terms of pre dreadnoughts absolutely.
@@alistairdiren5790 Graf Spee was called an Armored Ship by the Germans.
now there is lol
*marvel:we have the most ambitions crossover in history*
*Squire and The spiffing brit:Hold our tea*
7:44 Everyone's talking about Spiff, but is that Digby of the Cadian XXth!?
I know I heard him in one of bullshittery, but I don't know his name.
The one with Rimmy?
Fucking digby
It sure is says in the credits
he*
5:39 to 5:44 Me: "Goddamn Booker, where the hell are we?! This sure don't look like no specific Ocean!" LOL
Keep Texting Me,I Wanna Keep This As A Bookmark
@@pvt.jamesramirez1219 You may.
So nostalgic to see a war thunder sketch!
it's a rare occurrence that we all love
4:13 Brit: "Pah, It's only a model" - explodes
French: *honhonhon* intensifies - explodes too
dead XD
4:27 is that? IS THAT THE SPIFFIN BRIT?!
He is even finding exploits in UA-cam collabs
Well I never expected The Spiffing Brit to be in one of these. What a pleasant surprise. The whole thing is great as usual and the US guy is the bees knees as usual. Also extra plus for Monty Python references.
That version of fortunate son gave me PTSD.
Thats the way suppose to be sayed.
@@carkid266 yeah but the screaming and heavy artillery doesn't help the flow of the song.
@@Gaizhun thats the point😎🧪🚁🔥🈴☠️
@@carkid266 you know what, I think I'll just stick with Radiohead. It's far more sophisticated.
Absolutely lost it at “Premium Officer” 😂😂
"That's far enough, we can hear you from there!" Interesting Bridge Too Far Quote
"That's far enough! We can hear you from there!"~Bridge Too Far reference.
The quality of international voice acting on display is astounding. No really, hilarious video. Great job, pinpoint accurate well researched satire as always Squire. Go you!
Thanks mate!
I’d hardly call an overly southernized accent an accurate American language depiction. America has a vast array of different accents from many different regions across the millions of square miles of its territories. I mean hell have you been to NY? That city _alone_ has more English accents then virtually all of the UK combined. But no, you’re right, we’ll just brush ALL OF THAT under the rug just to appease foreigners who clearly don’t know any better. Talk about Americans being ignorant, that’s blatant ignorance right there.
Very clever having the commander of the char b1 being named Pierre
Basically referencing famous French tank ace Pierre Billotte
Man I was just about to go get some well deserved sleep...
*But man watching this was way better...*
I expect a review saying "It was the stuff of dreams"
@@SquireComedy They said the Hood was the Stuff of dreams for the Royal Navy but look how that turned out
That is some nice voice cast you have assembled, dear sir Squire. Loved the dry commentary of Spiff ("It's perfectly balanced." and the "Bang, bang, bang."), really cracked me up, as did Digby with, well, his Digby-style of controlled panicking XD So please keep up the work if you can, it's really enjoyable.
And of course: you guys even make the sponsorship worth watching ;)
The references spilling out of those frenchies first allo allo then monty python you are one hell of a cultured man squire
Absolutely beautiful Squire, good to see more great content
3:44 "we have no space for a tank your size"
B1 bis :but your tank is bigger
R/whoosh
4:53 ''WE DONT HAVE TIME FOR THAT IM ABOUT TO GET BACK INTO THE ACTION!''
That’s my favorite quote in the whole video 😂
“Quickly, look Busy.”
Nobody expect the spanish inquisition
It's good to see you're still making documentaries.
I like the Americans are not taking into effect the British rule of no unnecessary destruction of property.
I also love the reference of the violence of the french taunting l. Brilliant.
But I must say fritz “your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elder berries, I fart in your General direction!” Well done squire and Tally Ho!!!!
Absolutely love it! The best was when digby flew in!
“I open fire in your general direction!”
😂
anyone who gets this reference?
Monty Python
You mean
OUR general direction
This is the Squire I subbed for all those years ago! Marvelous :'D
Last time i was this early, Germans were still in Poland.
Last time I was so late the Russians were in Berlin
Ah, so you were the one who was supposed to bring me ammunition for my MG-42. Next time be faster i need that ammunition to stop the Russians.
Finally! Spiffing in a squire video! My prayers have been answered
i love the battle of the bulge reference with that modern tank
Nice to see spiffing brit pop in with his "perfectly balanced" AA, you should get him in more videos
3:35 "We have unlimited ammo"
That didn't aged well.
Surya prakash speak English foreign loser
@@Dkgugisalemyouicjsnzitjov bruh
they had a dunkirk tournament type thing where they got a bunch of people to come together to create a huge warthunder project, reenacting dunkirk. it was to be made into a cinematic movie type thing and it was amazing!
I say, is this a new Squire video?
Your eyes are sharp, sir.
Yeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrssss, Indeeeeeeed.
I love that spiffing brit was in the aa when the stukas showed up
"We're over the Atlantic"
"Oh, mountain"
Don't you hate those Atlantic mountains? I know I do.
Alex Wright
I think you meant to say “hate” there buddy.
@@zachboyd4749 yes I did, thanks for pointing that out
“I open fire in your general direction”
I see you.
5:45 That Werner reference just for germans is simply glorious...❤️❤️
Was that a mixture of Red Dwarf and Monty Python in one bit? "This only coming once, we surrender unconditionally!"
0:55 Monty Python Reference, absolutely cracking.
Also old boy I must say, since when did America join Germany, first supplying them a M60 Patton and also battleship support by destroying our boys on the beaches.
Don’t tell me that they found out we put Americans on the Lusitania on purpose!
Still our boys made quite a lovely queue and as always, keep up the good work good sir and bang on!
I like the fact you stuck an M47 in as a German tank. Lovely little reference to all the NATO tanks that got a cross and a coat of grey paint slapped on for the old live action movies.
Plus the cinematography of the Stuka bomb is a perfect match to... OK, I forgot which movie it was but I know it's accurate.
Why does squire sound like a mr Gusty in the independent?
It gave off fallout vibes, you're quite right.
Ah a quality content as always from my two favorite gentlemen.
What a Spiffing Video (pun intended) - Thanks for bringing us your content through these times Squire
Mildly humorous, as always... which is fairly impressive on UA-cam these days. KEEP IT UP SQUIRE!
1:32 wow impressive well done chaps
I love how I immediately recognized spiffing Brits cameo
Oh my god I love Squire on the boat😂😂
And “I’m a Premium show some respect”
I love this live action mix. Better than the older videos and that says a lot, considering how good they've always been. :)
"Eckhaaart, die Russen sind daaa!"
i wonder how many non-germans got that joke..
that actually made me laugh the most, ha.
@@Gouhllit Eine Werneranspielung in nem Squirevideo. Jetzt kann mich das Virus dahinraffen, ich sterbe glücklich xD
I thought he didn't say "oh god" and I was right...
@@AiasMaior lol xD
4:57 klingt auch richtig nach röhrich
Literally Roles Past American Sherman.
Sherman: ARe YoU SurE aBouT ThAt?
"OOh! I got the points for a plane!"
Me whenever I play RB.
7:31 my new ringtone
Squire: where are all the boats?
also Squire: *proceeds to look in the sky*
I love how you do the ads. The only ads I’ll watch. Great work as always.
new record! 50 seconds in and you put a monty python reference
Even though his vids aren’t pumped out as fast as others, the quality & thought gone into them makes them worth the wait 😂👌
The budget in this video : a penny
Pffft, as if.
Didn't cost us a thing. Just over 100 hours of my life.
digby and spiff were a surprise for sure, but a welcome one