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"No one pays me anything, not even UA-cam."
*40 seconds later, censored gay porn plays*
Man I wonder why lmao
:)
Funny thing is... there's 2 ads on this video
4 ads actually
I had no ads
@@lordflufffluff It's censored for a reason...
Lois was out in the middle east trying to discover the secret of a mysterious Iraqi food cart.
AN IRAQI FOOD CART? IN THE MIDDLE OF PORTLAND, OREGON?
TheTarantuRoach 136 cameras have been located in the Iraqi food courts
Agent Venom d a n g i t
R E L E A S E T H E D R O N E
John's Father 123 cameras have been located in the dining room
For me, the porn scene is so much funnier when you realize Ralph had to sit there and edit it for quite some time.
And he enjoyed every second
Are they his friends ?
@@royalblanket Nah he's straight, trust me
@@royalblanket well, he mentioned where he'd gladly stick the tracker. Ralph is bi, can't convince me otherwise
What porn scene?
Jesse Eisenberg sounds like he forgot who he was playing so he just decided to be the riddler
There's a rumor that the character was originally supposed to be Alexander Luthor (thus all the references to "my father" in the first half of the movie) but they reversed it and just made him "Lex" in the end. If he was actually a different character, I think his personification could've worked. The script is still dumb, but I'm not going to put that on Eisenberg.
Man he might've made a good Riddler
He's a new DC villain called the Toddler.
No he just acted like Joker's autistic brother with ASSBERGERS
Haha it's soo cringey
And we know he, affleck and especially after Witcher and fallout Cavill as well, can all act well
The direction is just Lucas levels of bad
Idk what happened to Snyder, 300 was awesome hahaha
maybe because it was just fun action shlock and wasn't up it's own ass with trying to be Nolan
That bathtub scene was disgusting. Girl is naked and Superman just steps in with his goddamn shoes on. Gross.
H 170 Yeah, who the fuck would enter a bathtub with shoes?
***** Indeed
Not to mention, that he also flooded the bathtub and Lois probably had to clean the place up afterwards.
And all the mould that would form from the dampness after the water was cleared up.
All this would cause water damage and the possible destruction of the floor
How I want the new Godzilla vs. King Kong to end:
Godzilla: "Mothra... You have to save... Mothra..."
King Kong: "HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT NAME!!"
Daniel Kniffin 👍
Daniel Kniffin King Kong: Skull Island plot leaked
OMG LOL
You were never a King.....
You were never even a Kong.
Daniel Kniffin yes...
If this movie had Jamie Foxx it would be called “Urkish Airlines” cause they got T
Baman vs Superman: Dawn of Jusice
Underraed commen
WELL IT AIN'T NO EASY GRAB THEY GOT T
Slow clap. God damn I'm ripped as hell and I nearly died at this one.
Your comment didn’t get enough likes
It actually took me way too long to realize that.. out of place scene wasnt actually in the movie, I was just wondering why the lighting was so bad.. wow me
Bruh
Same bro 😂
I remember that scene playing in the theaters. I'm pretty sure Zack Snyder put that scene in there.
ah guter youtuber den du da schaust, rupty :D
Same here mate
Batman vs Turkish airlines
Dawn of Flight.
Batmen: First Class
Batman Return Flight
Bats on a Plane, but with Samuel L. Jackson
Kenneth Donnelly
Snakes on a Plane 2: Turkish Airlines
omg I fucking died when the gay porn scene came on..
"Seemed out of place."
Once I saw the less than movie quality superman suit i knew.
tomatoflight Don't lie, you've just seen that "scene" before😉
Dane Swanger I should have put it in the movie, right after the Batman shower scene :)
when I heard "not as strong as I thought you were" I knew what it was
They make this Batman look so mentally weak. Killing people, hating Superman, getting emo over a letter, getting outsmarted by the Facebook guy. Batman's greatest strength is his mind.
He wakes up and grabs a glass of wine. WTF
I still can't believe the Snyder cult thinks this movie is “too deep for our little minds” and a misunderstood masterpiece. This is easily one of the worst movies of all time.
@@tricko8000 FUCKIN THANK YOU- :D
@@tricko8000 ikr i just went there and there was this massive snyder army attacking everyone who thought bvs was bad and said they were too dumb to get it.
@@omegacatdestroyer5634 BUt gus wait "THIS MOVIE IS TO SMART FOR YOU" so you cant hate it
Zack Snyder got paid every time he said "Turkish Airlines", didn't he?
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Absolutely.
"Nice of Turkish Airlines to give us these Turkish Airlines drinks in return for us saying Turkish Airlines so many times."
Oh my god. How can they portray Lex Luthor like he's the fucking Joker? Lex is meant to be a gentleman villain who never gets his own hands dirty until he's backed into a corner. He's meant to be classy and tasteful and we have fucking this.
to be fair they based this Lex on the one in the early Superman Comics, there's a whole documentary on the evolution of Lex Luther in the comic book universe. in this situation though I would much rather prefer the Lex from the Superman cartoon show even the Young Justice Lex would do.
UbinTimor dude regardless of comic book accuracy or not, a character shouldn't be written and performed in such an annoying way that the audience can't enjoy him.
regardless, that's subjective. you (I'm assuming) and I grew up with a calm and collected Lex, like the one in the Superman cartoon, and other variation such as the later comic book versions and the ones in the previous superman movies and smallvill, but like I said there are different version of every character, just like there are different version of the Joker.
This Lex- although vastly inferior to ones I know- is from the original source material, this was how the first Lex Luther acted so you can't blame them for wanting to start from the beginning to pay homage to the comic books. Did it work? obviously not, I myself can't stand this Lex. but this character survived through tons of comics so obviously people back then liked him, at least they made the effort to keep at least something close to comics in the movie but of course it didn't work out. and just like how the Lex in the comic book changed I'm sure this one will too.
I know it was so annoying to listen to him nad cringe he was so stupid the plot made no sense I love how batman is like i am going to kill superman but then he finds out that her mother as the same name of bruce mother and then he gets ok i am no longer going to kill superman
Let's be honest, he would've been a better Joker than the one in SS...
...but even then, that's not saying much at all.
This brain makes my movie hurt.
Mike Stoklasa Get outta here, you fffffucker!
Mike Stoklasa Ok now you're not even trying...
Stop talking to youself, Mike, that's weird
TheGoldenCaulk when i saw i got bored and tired!
TheGoldenCaulk this hurt makes my brain movie
How Jesse Eisenberg pulls off a more convincing Joker or a Joker-like loon than Jared Leto, while looking nothing like the Joker, is beyond me.
20:07 It really helps the dramatic tension in this scene when they use the same stock seagull sounds as the Spongebob intro
MacabreHouse lol
@Aishwariya Roy Ay Ay captain
@@argo9721 I can’t hear youuu!!
YES
Someone else noticed!
I was gonna lose my shit if I couldn't find another comment pointing this out
It's so distinctive, and it's in the theme song, how can anyone miss it?!
is that two dudes in the bg kissing?
Bryan Cranston should have been Lex Luthor.
EDIT: In a superman movie that didn't suck.
The movie still would have been shit, but i agree
Having Jesse Eisenburg as Luthor made no sense whatsoever. Luthor is portrayed as a mature, business man who sees Superman as a threat to the world and his own interests. Luthor can be crazy but he is usually calm, collective. Jesse's Luthor was none of that.
They know they fucked up the character, so now Jesse is playing "Lex Jr."
Who knows, maybe the door for Cranston is still open
I would choose Kevin Spacey first, just watch House of Cards to know why. But Bryan Cranston would also be great
+drakeunderscoremason ummm..... Kevin Spacey was Lex Luther before dude. And it was horrible.
That porn had a better plot then the film itself
RequiemOfAsh TRUE 😂
That porn also has a better Lex Luthor then in this movie.
And also, incredibly enough, more holes.
@@Maladjester no BVS still had more holes.
@@talariswatts-el9832 .....You know, I actually meant to say fewer holes. I'm a disgrace to my uniform.
why does Zach Schnieder constantly look like he just smoked three joints through a straw?
It’s Zack Snyder and he probably did.
😂😂😂
I don't know why but it's probably got something to do with why he can't articulate a thought without tremendous effort.sarah Palin style
lmao holy shit he does look like some stoned guy just rambling about some shit, Or atleast in the interview clips in this video.
Zack Snyder was the most effective villain of the "ralphthemoviemaker" anime.
I thought it was Michael bay
I thought it was Illumination Animation
Each chapter had a different villain
Charles stiles
Marc Webb?
To be honest that extra scene was pretty interesting. I thought the Batman superman romantic subplot was pretty neat
johnathon something nothing I agree as they unleashed their animosities on each other through vitriolic passion. They love each other through hate.
It was backwards supes would bottom
Still a better love story than Twilight.
@@robertrodriguez1964 boom
Hero Batman and Superman are tsunderes
That gay porn bit had me fucking rolling
In the interviews, Zach Snider looks like he hasn’t the slightest of ideas of what the movies about.
He talks like he comes to interviews baked. He's pretty good a cinematography, but that's about it. He's not mentally there enough to handle complex subjects (i.e. missing the point of Watchmen and the entirety of Sucker Punch).
@@Pazuzu4All Fuckin hell dude you an be a bit nicer about it. He's gonna cry if he sees this
That's because he doesn't. His movies have the intellect of a Michael Bay movie with some Ayn Rand fucking level of dialogue and logic. JFC I just don't understand how he has a fanbase of incels
I heard that it is because he has social anxiety but I call bullshit on that too because even if you have social anxiety if you are passionate about something you suddenly become talkative.
Heck, I have social anxiety and if you get me IRL talking about something I care about I am the most talkative person ever.
Which clearly shows that he didn't give a shit about this whole DCEU project whatsoever.
but it's not (just) snyder's fault that mos and bvs aren't that good. david s. goyer wrote the script for both movies so i think he's more responsible.
Batman: tbis was supposed to be an easy fight.
Superman: BUT IT WASN'T AN EASY FIGHT THEY GOT MOM
Ha haaaa
They got T
They got M
My name's Martha Clark, Mystery Diners.
What the fuck is ralph's fanbase
I give this movie a 6.5/10 ~ *Not enough Turkish Airlines*
Turlish Airlines was the best part of the film.
+mounir maged gotta add more a's to that Martha!
***** Marthaaaaaa
I give this movie a zack synder/10.
Needs more Martha moments
why was lois more of a detective than batman
Asking the real questions
Exactly Batman supposed to the world's greatest detective and he couldn't figure this out but this dumb reporter could Fuck Snyder for this
True, and even then her big investigative contribution was figuring out Lex Luthor was the bad guy, one scene before he kidnaps and throws her off a building anyway. She could've been knitting a doily the whole movie and it would've ended the same
@@umphreak9999 that's not a valid complaint
Because movie
Ralph enjoyed every single minute of "that" scene.
I loved batman vs superman, cause of how well they connect this fictional world to the majesty that is Turkish airlines. Also the Martha scene was the best thing ever.
Im confused with this comment and it scares me
@@diobrando9324 'Think he was bein' sarcastic.
Dio Brando heh..........wRyYYYyYyYYyyYy
You are a f****** idiot she likes Morris machine douchebag
Also how does no one notice that Clark Kent was missing after Superman died
Silas Tipton ok but i mean it’s not necessarily that unbelievable. there’s no doubt many civilians died in that fight
Shoot, I didn't realize that!
did you watch the movie? There were 2 funerals at the end
cover story was that clark died in the doomsday fight. (the rubble remember?)
@@worldweaver2691 So when they do justice league 3, i guess Clarke can get his old job back. Sorry guys, been dead awhile but i'm back now. Or i guess he can wear contact lenses and pretend to be someone else other than Clark.
I'm getting tired of being called a Marvel fanboy for not liking this film, like that's the laziest way to defend this film!
It's a stupid strawman argument, anyway.
Lazaro Torres Yeah. Kinda like whenever someone doesnt agree with a right winger then they must be a liberal. Lmfao
+Brady Davis, or when somebody doesn't agree with a left winger then they must be alt-right. Modern politics just sucks, it's not a discussion, but just rooting for a team.
Well Marvel does make better movies the only good DC movie is wonder woman and I like Suicide Squad even though the plot was very retarded and half baked
icecream hero Dark Knight Trilogy
Superman "sensed" that Lois Lane was in trouble cuz of some supersonic hearing or whatever and he recognizes her specific voice. He's done that in the comics and the animated series and stuff. That's an established ability of Superman. The reason he couldn't use that same ability to locate his mother is because the script didn't want Superman to end the movie before it could get to the fight that people paid to see
Superman couldn't hear Martha because she didn't scream like Lois did or there wasn't gunfire happening around her like in Nairomi.
@@zhengyingli Superman could hear Lois in Africa but couldn't locate his mother in the same city with his super hearing and xray vision. Makes sense.
@@enumaelish9193 The fact that Superman has those powers doesn't enable him to filter out 7.3 billion people to find someone who's not making any noise. The only reason Superman found Lois in Africa is because Lois told Superman her location beforehand. It's really not that complicated.
"He's done that in the comics and animated series and stuff" is exactly the problem. It's not an established ability _in the movies_ (well now it is, sort of?). It sounds nitpicky, but it matters.
I'm sure when it happened for the first time in the comics, it was explained in a thought bubble or dialogue or whatever else. But you can't just lift stuff from the comics you think is cool and drop it into a film with no precedent, especially when it's an extremely convenient solution to a high-stakes dilemma (Lois' imminent death). It's bad writing, and frankly, it's lazy.
If you want to suddenly add a new ability after 7(?) Superman films, introduce it early on in a less serious situation to demonstrate that "hey, this thing exists." This concept of his "super hearing" or whatever could be demonstrated onscreen in like 20 seconds. She screams, he hears her from across town, he flies over, only to realize she was just startled by a spider or something.
This happens in films all the time, for this purpose. Lucius Fox and Bruce Wayne briefly discuss the malfunctioning autopilot feature of "the bat" in The Dark Knight Rises. It's a throwaway bit of dialogue, it seems, and nobody pays it much attention, but the seed is planted so that when it becomes specifically relevant at the end of the film, the scene in the restaurant that follows makes perfect sense without a single word being spoken.
If you can't shoehorn 20 seconds into your 152-minute film in order to demonstrate something that ends up being rather important, well... it's either lazy, or stupid, or both. In BVS, super hearing comes off as contrived, especially because, as you mention, he seemingly "can't" use the very same ability to resolve _another_ high-stakes dilemma involving a woman he loves. And we don't know or understand why... unless we read it once in a comic book.
@@daedalus_20v "It's not an established ability in the movies (well now it is, sort of?)."
It was established in Man of Steel twice.
"She screams, he hears her from across town, he flies over, only to realize she was just startled by a spider or something."
A spider wouldn't have make Lois scream like she did when Lex pushed off of a skycraper.
"In BVS, super hearing comes off as contrived, especially because, as you mention, he seemingly "can't" use the very same ability to resolve another high-stakes dilemma involving a woman he loves."
Was Martha screaming at the top of her lungs at any point of her capture? Were there gun shots? No. I don't see how it's difficult to understand.
Ralph: I’ve never seen such a random movie in my life.
Love on a leash: hold my beer
Don't you mean...
*H O L D M Y L E A S H* ?
@@murciadoxial8056 Kinky.
@@zephyrian1006 the clown
Batman v Superman isn't for everyone. You must first align your chakras, find inner peace, become connected with the earth, have successfully competed advanced science and mathematics courses, study philosophy for 50 years, and know the solution to each of the Millennium Prize Problems to truly understand the deep complexities of the film.
You forgot having to read all Batman and Superman comics to really understand these character portrayals - otherwise, yep, that's petty much what we hear
Friv Friv You forgot about realigning yourself and centering your chi...
Or else just watch a good movie .
I've done all of this. No results. This movie is still shit.
You also have to get all achievements in the binding of isaac
DC should be leaving these movies to that Nigerian guy that made “Who Killed Captain Alex?”
That would make dc “da best of da best”
W5 Chu that was uganda I think
Honestly he’d make better movies than most of the garbage they make. At least they’d be enjoyable in how bad, yet filled with genuine passion they are.
"man de superman is killing us man"
Yeah! Even if he had half the budget it would be much better
The gay orgy was really inventive and well framed. Oh and that acting
Idk, the part where Superman called his mother after batman penetrating him was awkward
@@aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh6693 True
Batman being mad at Superman from his dream is like your girlfriend being mad at you because you cheated on her in her dream
No one's gonna talk about how he literally added gay porn. NVM the movie is so bad it overshadowed that whole joke
I was legit looking through the comment section to see if someone mentioned it... 😂 OMG
Mr. Meseeks or fact that movie was so gay, a lot of people thought the gay porn was really cut out of movie and is in the extended version
Mr. Meseeks I was thinking exactly the same thing lol
Yeah? if you are suprised for that, you dont know shit about weird stuf
Mechno k
This is the first review I've seen that pointed out how Batman is supposed to be smart, not an emotional, reckless idiot. Thank you.
Tranorix Except that Batman has become emotionally unstable on numerous occasions in the past including after Jason Todd's death in A Death in the Family. If past versions of Batman can have metal breakdowns, why not in BvS?
At almost no point in the story do Batman's decisions make sense. He's broken down from the start, and continually made to look stupid, which is just a bafflingly misguided way to introduce a character who's always supposed to be a step ahead.
It's not that Batman can't ever be emotional; it's that so far we've ONLY seen this Batman be emotional, making ridiculous decisions based on dreams and laughably bad evidence. Certain core attributes about these characters shouldn't change. Batman is the World's Greatest Detective; he should act like it.
Tranorix Isn't that the point of the entire movie? Bruce was repeatedly being called out by Alfred for being irrational throughout most of the movie. Batman's not supposed be irrational, and yet it has happened many times in the past where he screws up majority like the example I brought up. Batman's not 100% immune to the very same trappings that makes him and us human, no matter how mentally well-trained he is.
I understand how that kind of movie might be compelling; I just don't think it was well-executed in BvS. Batman doesn't do anything impressive in this movie except a rescue that would've made much more sense for Superman to handle. There's no reason to like him. A past tragedy that is only alluded to -- the death of a character we've never met in this universe -- just isn't enough to create that emotional connection. Batman needs to establish himself as a hero first before we start deconstructing hero tropes with his character. This shit ain't Watchmen.
But yes, I will say that Alfred was one of the only things about this movie I enjoyed.
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Lex Luthor "I hate Superman because no one should be that powerful."
Also Lex Luthor "I'm going to make an uncontrollable monster just as strong as Superman."
Fucking Bowser is a more logically consistent villain, and he fucking go-karts with his nemesis on weekends.
Somethingsomethingnapalm Wrong. Lex specifically said Superman, as a the embodiment of God, can't be all good if he's all powerful and vice-versa, therefore him creating Doomsday, which he called "the devil", does not contradict his thinking.
zhengyingli
That doesn't even make sense.
jal7852 Misotheists projecting Godhood unto a person rarely do.
Super Mutant Sam and Mas He wants Superman dead to show the world that he's not all powerful. The rooftop scene basically revealed this.
zhengyingli it's shit
Ah yes, Turkish Airlines. The most critical part of the DC universe lore. Only REAL fans would understand that
I don't understand?
@@freebirdallen it's a joke
Sarcasm? I get it now! Thanks @Razar Ryan
😅
Truly a pivotal part of Snyder’s vision
Zack's reason for why Batman "technicall" didn't kill sounds like what people say about Saw and how " the traps are killing them".
😂😂😂😂
"Batman v superman would be 10 times better with the directors cut!"
-Directors cut adds virtually nothing
"Justice league will be way better with the directors cut!"
... you guys dont learn, do you?
The snyder fans are like the belivers
"Directors cut adds virtually nothing"
What about the gay sex scene between Batman, Superman and some sex slaves?
Well at least this time the directors cut will be super different. I dont think it's will be good but it won't be the same. At least i hope
@DamageIncM the new suicide squad is a sequel I think
You and I both know you didn't want to like it in the first place.
I love how the Lego Batman movie makes fun of this pile of trash.
the thing is the lego batman movie has a better plot to
It's about cooperation and friendship, right?
M&Miles The Lego Batman Movie made fun of Suicide Squad too. I honestly love the Lego Batman movie way more than I should lol.
Lego Batman was so good and I keep telling everyone to watch it lol
The Slick Android What about Wonder Woman? And Logan?
I love how they managed to put Lex Luthor, Doomsday, KGBeast, Wonder Woman, the Flash, Steppenwolf, Cyborg, Aquaman, and Parademons in a movie about Batman fighting Superman... but couldn’t even fit Darkseid into a movie based on a comic *where Darkseid is the main villain*
Zack Snyder doesnt understand characterisation. He does things because they seem "COOL".
they wanted to save him for later I think
@@ahmadqazi2648 And he calls that a good comic movie.
@@a.smarvelous9149 that hack is an idiot ! so .....
I honestly had no idea whatsoever that that was supposed to be kgbeast, you've just blown my mind
36:47
Damn Ralph, you really predicted Aquaman in 2016. I'm proud of you.
The most EPIC movie of all time
The Worst Human in Existence no.
@@DaVeganZombie Did you not realise I was joking
It was a good movie
@@spider-manunknown9193 No, it wasn't.
Henry Cavill is a decent actor imo it’s the direction and writing that screws everything up btw zack looks so high in the interviews
@@beefar0ni, yeah, she's one of my favourite actresses.
I seriously doubt Zack has been un-baked since like 2008. He always sounds like he is on drugs.
I disagree, he's a bad actor in everything he comes in.
hes literally just a pretty face. he's wooden as fuck and his american accent is god awful. an american actor should play superman
@@theblueadventurer615i disagree, i enjoy him in some things. But to be fair, i haven't seen most or even close to most of what he's done. However think Gal Gadot is a bad actor and she hasn't improved.
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Bruce Wayne's employees must be terrified of him, if they didn't leave work while Zod and Superman were fighting.
handsomebrick
Alfred "The Back Breaker" Pennyworth guards the exit so none shall leave!
The economy, though...
handsomebrick Bruce is an abuser. Work place violence is not okay people.
They probably know that he’s Batman and they are afraid he will kill them
Nobody takes a sick day.
I once heard a DC fanboy say: "The only reason you don't like this movie is because you don't know what good writing is. And you can't appreciate a realistic story."
Cue Wonder Women brandishing a magical whip to tie up a world destroying monster.
That's like if you were watching Season 2 of Breaking Bad but then Godzilla showed up.
They say this because it's an easy criticism. You don't have to defend and come up with reasons why your movie is good. Just say that the problem lies in the people who can't understand the masterpiece it is. Or maybe that you just like MCU jokes for 5 year olds. It's a good defense mechanism.
any other jokes they said?
Karina McDaniels is it the Toxic Fandom guy you covered?
And it’s the laziest argument anyone could make. Nobody hates the Nolan trilogy bc it was “too realistic”. These people think this movie is on the same level bc it has Jesse Eisenburg talk about God for 2 hrs, which apparently makes this movie smOrT.
first of all dont insult us DC fans like that .snyder simps arent DC fans
The whole premise of this movie is just fucked - they put a detective vigilante against - for all intents and purposes - a literal God. No reason to fight in the first place, and no reason for Batman not to be a cloud of atoms an eyeblink after Superman decides to fight.
The movie spoon-fed both the reason for the characters to fight and why Batman didn't turn into mist.
@@zhengyingli Batman is the worlds greatest detective and he couldn’t even figure out that Lex was behind it. This movie is retarded
@@zhengyingli yeah right
Superman is a literal god and Batman is just a smart detective in a suit
twenty one pilots ❤️
@@leem2849 what?
4:30 Ralph looks like he’s ENJOYING the Director’s cut A LOT.
I know I am
🤣
He even looked at his raging boner.
the short porn scene shown in this review was better than the entirety of BVS
So... GAYYYY?
ᏔᎪᎠᎬ FᏌᏟᏦᎥᏁᏩ Ꮃ ᎥᏞᎦ Ꮎ Ꮑ Homophobic
Alistair Davies that porn was gross af
It's the only scene that was decently shot and had any kind of clear point.
a name I don't know Being a homophobe is better than sucking dicks ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
That’s actually so funny when you imagine that you dont know who wonder woman is and she just randomly comes in and fights with batman and superman. ‘Its like a fucking what the fuck’
Zack Snyder so badly wants to be Christopher Nolan
He’s basically Micheal bay trying to be Christopher Nolan
i mean nolan wanted him to start the DCEU
@@wxlfie3821 and that's exactly the problem with the DCEU even after a decade it's still reliant on Nolan you don't go to ask Nolan to get a director to direct a superman film
@@Ajaws couldn't have said it better
@@Ajaws not Micheal, unlike him he can actually make good action scenes
Mario has more character development than this movie.
Mamma Mia! It's Me-yamoto 😆
stfu
dradra2day
Sorry If the truth hurts.
Igaming MP1 that's not a good comparison it's closer to angry birds
dradra2day Why should he?
4:58
Footage of Ralph questioning his sexuality
not gonna lie, i had my dick hardened at this moment.
@@user-pe3ff9ud3l Same and I'm straight.
Саша Кусмарцев same...........................................................
Y'all GINGERS ARE GEY 🤣🤣🤣
@@godofwar234regi5 thats gay
Honestly, if they had added that directors cut scene, the movie would have had made a lot more sense! Think about it, batman needed to learn how to overcum his past and move on, and that's why he wasn't so smart during the movie! He couldn't let go of the past. But superman wanted to stay with batman but couldn't because batman didn't want him, so he got himself a girl and tried to move on.
What I took away from this movie is that Batman’s going to have a real tough time once all the villains learn that “Martha” is his safe word.
The way Batman behaved in this movie is on par with a villain.
Gabreya Bradley It goes against his character, he even uses guns.
Nami Waves
Azrael, the evil gun-toting Batman.
Azrael doesn't use guns. He uses a sword. Now Jason Todd's batman uses guns. O uses guns up the wazoo.
QUite observant, and quite well put. Which justifies the whole concept of BvS. Both Batman and Superman are in the wrong in this, they have misplaced their judgement on their own feelings and from that Superman learns self sacrifice through adversity and Batman learns hope and trust through his misguided vindictive approach on a subject he barely knows anything on, which is Superman.
Gabreya Bradley No disputing that.
I gotta ask this question.
Why is the Joker still alive? If this new Batman is going to kill, then what's stopping him from killing the Joker? Even more so, why didn't he kill Deadshot? Or Lex Luthor?
Justice Chief
That's what happens when you let the next Micheal Bay direct a superhero movie. NOTHING MAKES SENSE!
At least Micheal Bay knows how to make money.
Justice Chief
😅😅😅
Justice Chief *it's because the real Batman has an anti-kill code of honor that he abides by no matter what.* The director of this movie either forgot that, didn't know somehow, or just didn't care.
+ai .... That's only in some of the gay-ass comics. Real Batman shoots people.
Henry Cavil wasn’t bad in Mission Impossible fallout, but he has as much depth as an above ground swimming pool
I mean if he was given proper direction he can be competent.
@@Naz-xk6hq I agree, but I can tell a certain someone decided to make him worse so he wouldn’t steal his spotlight
@@Naz-xk6hq name one movie nas that Henry cavil acted in that’s good. I’m waiting...
Manic Rhymes mission impossible : fallout...
@@Naz-xk6hq no he sucked in that to
" product placement is fine as long as it doesn't interrupt the story" then they video cuts to an ad
a video isn't a story, it's a video. Also, AdBlock.
@@BrickMania2 we know but it’s ironic and kind of funny
Snyder looks like Mark Ruffalo's drugged up & strung out older brother
Sounds like him, too!
Actually it looks more like Patton Oswald
And I'm sure you're a fuckin model
+Cameron Heckler They are. I can confirm.
+Dexter Tinley
Exactly.
Zack Snyder: "it's not killing if batman runs them over"
it's not killing they are associated with something that happens to blow up
@@person-du8dj It's not killing if batman blows up a car with a buncha guys in it with his massive bat tank
Snyder: I love DKReturns Batman because he kills people!
(Me reading DKReturns, where Batman never kills once: "The fuck?")
Snyders Batman is closer to the Frank Miller Batman where Batman goes around saying "I'm the Goddamn Batman."to be edgy. You know, the one after Miller went insane.
well he technically didn't kill them, the car, explosions and bullets killed them soooo..... iS iT rEaLlY bAtMaN's pRoBlEm?????
if they bleed out or burn to death its nature's fault, not batman
wait, why would _Bruce Wayne_ show up while Metropolis is being furiously levelled? why wouldn't he show up as Batman with all his rad futuristic shit? like wtf bro??
To have a reason to show him as a civilian driving that placement pro... Huh, driving that rad Jeep of course!
I could only think maybe he didn't have enough ime to change into batman? then again i find that bullshit given this is fucking batman but still
@@StardustLegend he had enough time to fly in a fucking helicopter
This is easily my favorite review you've done. I always come back to this one and just casually watch it.
@@MoweepOwO literally not a joke, that scene makes me fucking lose it every time. I show my friends that scene cause it's so god damn funny
I like the fact that he actually had to download this gay porn for his video lmao
Thats dedication
DASH he had to watch it to get the right clips
DASH :_:
maybe he's into that stuff and just thought it would work in the review. Maybe he has a terrible problem
Maybe he loked it xd
"What if Batman was beating the shit out of the Joker, and the Joker screamed "MARTHA"?" Funniest line in the whole vid!
Not funny literally at all
@@RevJ7 funny as hell actually fuckfaceeeeee
Cynima Rapscallion Good grammar, you fuckwit.
0:01 intro
5:07 #1 nothing anyone does makes any sense
12:50 #2 product placement
14:38 #3 lois lane is boring
19:21 #4 superman is boring too
21:23 #5 wonder women is there too
23:02 #6 dream sequences
26:46 #7 lex Luther/bad dialouge
29:34 #8 Martha
"people have defended this whole movie by saying people like me are stupid"
that's the internet for ya.
pubes in your chocomilk they’re not wrong and they back it up
The only thing that backs up is your IQ.
@@papayer
But when those hating BvS reveal themselves over and over again not to understand simple stuff or show that they have completely misunderstood and missed obvious things explained. Then is it weird they get called stupid?
@@The80sWolf_ salty over a shitty, soulless action flick from what, 2017? Holy shit lol.
No matter the year, no matter the time, no matter the movie, if you can justify something, its right but if you can't, then it's wrong. Similarly bvs got destroyed by critics as they jumped on the hate train and their reviews for filled with stuff that doesn't even explain what was wrong with the movie. Its honestly crazy how much you can destroy a movie by just starting a small movement against it.
Henry Cavil looks like Superman, but he didn't feel like Superman.
Diurty DanTV If he was written properly.
No, he looks gay.
My penis doesn't looks like Superman, but it feels like catwoman
He wasn't supposed to. It was supposed to take a more 'realistic' approach to the character, showing what he'd be like growing up in this world different from everyone else. It's the writing at fault, not the actor.
Well it was poorly executed.
I can only imagine every time Batman kills someone, that he just shakes his head and says" Uh, that one doesn't count". But, he would do it like 10 times in one scene.
Sun Zoo its like that collegehumour video when batman kills people and denies it lol
@@somerandommenace Doctor Fishy!!! NOOOOOO!!!!
Watching this in 2020 is wild. Snyder describing how Batman isn't responsible for any death sounds like corrupt police describing a murder lol
LMFAOOOOO LITERALLY
Literally
Ralph’s Zack Snyder effect is better looking and more convincing than Henry Cavill’s CG upper lip.
As a wheelchair user myself, i found the exploding wheelchair really funny.
Savage
You should check out the movie Steel that Ralph reviewed in DC movies part 2. It has a wheelchair superhero that shoots fucking lasers in it. And Shaq.
Wheely Funny.
Unlike me.
When did this happen
In a suicidal, wish-fulfillment kinda way, no doubt.
This movie was an absolute masterpiece.
Turkish Airlines Underrated comment.
Turkish Airlines Meh, not enough Turkish Airlines.
For dc devoted cultists
Turkish Airlines The Movie is okay
I'm starting to wonder whether or not everyone gets the actual joke.
Reading through the newest comments first is so funny, people are still white knighting this movie somehow.
"You don't like the movie? It's because you don't get the intelligent and smart writing. In fact the movie is much smarter than you!"
-Fanboy of BvS
@@christianschmidt8476 Yeah you summed them up really. Good job.
I actually liked and enjoyed BVS, well the Ultimate Edition.
@@jasonquinteros1190 good, it's your opinion. As long as you don't harass people for disliking it, then people won't harass you.
Nope you are nitpicking and biased i win bye bye
The Lex in this movie is like some sort awkward teenager mixed with a want to be Joker.
30:53, this is a very long winded way to say, that the "Martha Moment" subverted Batman's expectations.
The thing I hate most about Lex in this movie is that they wrote him as the joker. Lex is supposed to be brilliant, calm and collected. This lex is just fucking nuts, it doesn't work.
The Mystery Box When I saw the trailer I thought" Oh they are doing another one with the Joker"
The Mystery Box lol dude read some of Superman's first appearances. Lex originated as a red haired mad scientist hell bent on killing Superman... modern comics aren't the only comics buddy
DHC VoLt And that makes him a good character all of a sudden. He has no motive. He has no anything. He's barely even a fucking scientist. He's poorly written whether he's maybe a little based off of comics from what, the 50s? Don't tell me you think he's a good villain.
if you didn't understand his motive then you werent paying attention I guess. Lex made nods to God many times throughout the movie, also referring to Superman as god. so we are left to assume he comes from a Christian home, now cut to the helipad scene Lex says and i quote "God was never there to save me from daddy's fist and abominations, no" so it's kind of cut and dry. Lex was raised in a Christian yet abusive home and the quote directly states he believed it was God's responsibility to save him from the abuse, but it never happened, and now that Superman shows up, Lex sees him as God, and he sees it as his chance to get revenge on god for never saving him from "daddy's fists and abominations". maybe don't text throughout the movie and you could understand the plot. I'm not even saying the entire movie was good, but Lex was handled just fine. watch the movie again if you don't believe me
DHC VoLt Okay, so he has a shit motive. What was the point of Batman in this entire thing, in his plan? If he thinks Superman is a god, playing into the ham fisted idea that Superman is Jesus because he's a savior, why pit him against a petty powerless human? If his goal is to defeat superman, why not just start with doomsday, a being built to destroy superman. Oh, right, because Doomsday (who comes with some plot holes of his own) would destroy his city, including his company (which follows with all of his wealth and power) and then ending with him in prison for starting this entire thing, leaving him stuck in a prison with nothing left and ultimately nothing achieved. "Oh you're just too stupid to understand" well when you think about it for more than half a second, his entire plan is pointlessly convoluted and doesn't actually accomplish anything except set him back. If superman wins the doomsday fight, superman lives on meaning he did not succeed his goal. If doomsday won, everyone else dies anyways. He either knew batman couldn't do shit and was just distracting superman, or he was even more retarded. And distracting him wouldn't really do anything, since if he killed his mother or Lois, Superman would do the exact thing Lex is trying to prevent. Can you stop acting like this is even a competent movie?
The guy who Plays Lex should have been the Riddler.
The 1-Up_Triforce wish we had the old
Lex back the other one is perfect
Yeah seriously Lex Luther is the last villain I'd have Jessie Eisienburg play.
Jesse Eisenberg was originally assigned to play a Jimmy but when they heard his performance they were like this is what the most smartest man would say
Nah Neil Patrick Harris all the way
I still say that Willem Dafoe should play the Joker, but here we are.
Whenever I go on the BvS trailer and scroll to the comments, I see people unironically saying BvS is a masterpiece and Zack Snyder is a legend.
*This why we have wars.*
No maybe it's called an opinion and wars happen because the mcu fanboys who thinks their opinions are invalid and cry when someone criticises their movies.
@@bullylowenthal2683 Regardless of it being an opinion, BvS still is a cinematic disaster. I personally prefer DC's more mature take on films, and think Marvel is more childlike and dumbed down for everyone to enjoy. I still do think Marvel's movies, with no bias, are cinematically better than DC's, from how they're created to how fleshed out characters are from one another. DC still struggles doing that making their movies seem more amateur. While I do enjoy the Dark Knight trilogy & Joker, I still think DC does not flesh their characters out as well as Marvel, making BvS suffer in the process.
@DylanNicolasSG They got their two title characters completely wrong.
Batman *murders an entire warehouse of goons* and superman is a blank slate when he's supposed to be an upbeat symbol of hope.
kurtzwerk Lol it’s not that “DC” struggles fleshing out characters, it's Snyder. I hope after the shitty Snyder Cut gets released WB can finally say goodbye to that dumbass and never let him get near a DC property ever again.
@@tricko8000 Wow what a way to insult a director and a fanbase for not catering to people who hate his work and complain none stop. People say dc fanbase is toxic but I don't see them insulting directors for no reason.
I wish they made Jesse Eisenberg the riddler for a solo Batman film
is it a bad thing that I immediately recognized that porn scene
its a great thing
Well, it's not like it wasn't in the director's cut.
That means you can link it.
Evna Not gonna put the exact link cos ain't nobody got time for dat but it's very clearly the men.com parody of batman vs superman. I haven't seen the whole video but I know a men.com parody when I see one.
Adrian S I did as only. Only because I recognized the bald guy holding the guns at the beginning. I actually sat next to him on a plane one time. I had no clue he was a gay porn star.
I think this movie deserves a TurkishAirline/10
TNTNuke 5/10 Theatrical
7/10 Ultimate
Ralph: makes a video which points out why almost everything in BVS is illogical
Also Ralph: uses a poster as a shield against gunshots
Does the poster actually deflect any bullets, though...?
I'm replaying it and paying attention, seems like he holds up the poster [as a joke] but it doesn't actually shield him. Every bullet hits him, which makes him bleed, and he perishes = Realism! Is using a poster "as a shield" really ~unrealistic~ if it totally fails to protect anything?
I don't know why I spent my time writing this comment but hereyago. 😂
why does he have a poster for My Big Fat Greek Wedding 2
He once said in a video (I don't remember which one) that he sometimes loves collecting bad posters. 😅
Did Zack Snyder really devote time in an interview to personally promote some random ass airline company as if that's what we all went to the movie to see?
To be honest I don’t know
Isn’t it?
cheezemonkeyeater lol
Well...I guess, if he was being paid specifically to promote the airline, that would be a time to do it.
They should have had Batman brand people with the Turkish Airlines logo, it would have made almost as much sense as him branding people with the bat symbol and would have added to their product placement revenue.
I legit thought the gayporn bit was part of the movie for a bit there (wishful thinking probably, but honestly the movie would make more sense with it.)
Fun fact: the Justice League gay porn parody is a better Justice League movie than the WB version.
I love how the instant they save the hostages, Batman just starts sucking off Superman in front of all of them.
It is really funny to me. Imagine if two dudes rescued you from a prison and just started sucking each other off. It would be so confusing and disgusting lol
That's the real reason they were so angry with each other, sexual tension.
SqueeXdee I honestly cracked up at that part... But I'd think Superman and Batman would be more rough with each other! You know, tough love? 😆
SqueeXdee lol same
the orgy scene really broke new ground. i hope DC continues to add those.
Why's it always the ones with cartoon pfp?
That’s kinda gay
@@blazeswithwolvez7221that's just how the cookie crumbles, bro. 😎
He flew to metropolis from Gotham in a helicopter? No. He used *T U R K I S H AIRLINES*
Jesse Eisenberg tried to be Heath Ledger lol
Krabbenwulst lmfao
I remember watching this movie and thinking “does Jesse eisenberg think he’s supposed to be the joker??”
The thing is... Lex Luthor is not The Joker.
Except that isn't the case. If you read Superman:Birthright (which Lex in BvS takes inspiration from) Lex in that comic was a deranged narcissistic know it all who was to smart for regular people and they lashed out at him which made him evil and knowing a foreign being like Superman who people can automatically accept made it worse so of course he'd try and prove he was better than Superman by setting up an elaborate plan that would work. A traditional Lex Luthor wouldn't work because in the DCEU a traditional Lex would be money hungry and would be a discount Steve Jobs a proper DCEU Lex Luthor would work if he was trying to defame Superman by making him look bad and prove he is superior I hope this clears things up
At least he didn’t “I’m an idea” or have damaged tattooed on his forehead
zack snyders logic is over 9000- basically, if i shoot a man with a gun, its not my fault, its the gun's fault. wtf
This reminds me of American Dad
He just saw the final fight from Batman Begins and thought "Ooh, I want that!", but fucked everything up
san batman never shoots anybody
DayTripper
Except when he does.
Granted, it was a dream, but still...
Sounds like standard liberal logic
There's a good reason Lois Lane went to the Middle East. It's because Iron Man had a terrorist group so Batman v Superman needs one , too.
Shit, I had forgot about that.
The scene where the Capital Building explodes is one of the funniest fucking scenes ever
-senator gets scared by piss jar
-senator looks at Superman, then looks at cripple in the corner
-cripple fucking explodes
Mann, that scene could’ve been soo good. Could’ve had great dialogue with sups defending himself infront of the world from man of steel. Could’ve been a great political philosophical scene. But what do they do? Screw it beyond repair. ..
Iafiv Iv i knew the movies was complete BS when they though Superman of all people Shot someone. Or used bullets? Like COME ON!!!! You literally just saw him destroy an entire city with Zod. Why would you think he murdered people with bullets? Even when Lois finds the bullet, shouldn’t it be obvious that Superman doesn’t need to use bullets. Also your telling me Superman can figure out that Lois just got thrown off a building and fly to save her but can’t figure out where his mom is? Bs bs bs. I hate this movie.
I laughed so hard
0/10 not enough Charles styles
Bob Saget ITSS STILES ARARARRARRRRRHRHRHRH
Bob Saget i'd rate 6.5/10 theatrical
8.5/10 ultimate
Bob Saget im from a company called mystery diners
Ralph vs Stiles dawn of DANGIT
yes we need imaginary negative no
You're getting the car chase scene all wrong. Batman doesn't see anything remotely human about those criminals because their mothers are not named Martha. It isn't about the fact that Batman kills two people who may have had mothers, it's about how because their Mother's names aren't Martha they aren't human and are obviously robots. What's with all you Marvel fanboys hating/nitpicking/general critiquing?!!
Gambit08 lmfao
Did you just assumed that all of us and ralph were Marvel fanboys? Your a moron.
Rich edebor Dude it was a joke.
Rich edebor *you’re
Lmao What a joke
I fell asleep during the movie in theatres. First time ever. My chair was rattling with the speakers and somehow I fell asleep. Paid $5 for a nap
Theatre naps are the best tho
When the end of the video has better effects than the movie itself