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The real reason Ralph is growing a mustache is that he's going to play Charles Styles in the upcoming Mystery Diners movie, OBVIOUSLY.
"Charles Styles, Mystery Dinners"
Release the drone
C H A R L E S S T Y L E S M Y S T E R Y D I N E R S
We have three cameras in his room. Two cameras in the hallway. Two more cameras in the upstairs bathroom. Three cameras on the stairs. Two cameras in the living room. Four cameras in the kitchen. Two cameras in the dining room.
Charles Stiles, Mystery Diners.
Ralph is giving up UA-cam to start an Iraqi food cart business
To find starter money, he’s going to cheat in the cheesy’s challenge.
Would like but it's 666
HI CHARLES STYLES, MYSTERY DINERS!
he'll start it right across the street of the only iraqi restaurant in his city
no he'll begin by working on the iraqi restaurant and the food cart will be a side thing. and when he's found out he'll just run off.
then he'll come back just to get fired. he had to get the numbers.
The villian in Justice league is less memorable than Thanos's henchmen, and I'm sure one of them doesn't even speak.
The one henchmen who doesn’t talk but gets his hand chopped off alone is more memorable
Are we sure he WASN'T one of Thanos' henchmen? I mean they look pretty similar.
Roboshi to be fair, Steppenwolfe is a henchmen of one of the DC universe big bads, Darkseid. If I remember correctly one of Thanos’ original creators literally admitted the character is a ripoff of Darkseid. So it makes sense their henchmen might seem interchangeable...that being said. The fight with the Thanos goons at the beginning of Infinity War is exceptionally memorable at least partially for having some of the best banter in the whole MCU. It helps that the characters in the MCU have actual...character unlike the cardboard cutouts in this spate of DC films. This movie fucking sucks and as a DC fanboy I’m sad they can’t make a good movie to save their lives.
Half Moon Fox woosh
The GodofCorgis I got the joke. Just because I didn’t make an overt joke in response doesn’t mean I didn’t get it or didn’t laugh.
That "what is brunch" scene is literally just Flash doing the "what's the deal with airline food" joke from seinfeld
exactly. it's so awful.
Henry Cavill made a great decision not shaving that moustache because Mission Impossible: Fallout was 100 times the movie that Justice League was.
Absolutely. I don't understand why they didn't just let him have it. Then give him a black suit.
With that and Rogue Nation, mission impossible movies are somehow making a comeback
I'd say that the comeback started with Ghost Protocol.
Yes, but he didn't say much in that film either. Henry had 100x the emotion in that film, but still didn't do much.
John O'Connell not because of the mustache lol
the movie's biggest sin is that there were no Turkish Airlines.
Agreed
😂
Widen your world!
"Do you talk to humans?"
"The air does the talking."
*burps*
Yeah, uh that’s what I thought of that.
What is that line of diolouge? That's so stupid.
@@vanroyal244 that's a line written by Whedon, its kinda obvious
Technically the truth
@@PViolety holy shit that's funny in 2 different ways
Batman: "Listen, I've found someone to help us spy on Lex Luthor."
"Who"
*opens door*
*Dark figure emerges and extends his hand for a hand shake*
"Charles Stiles mystery diners"
THREE CAMERAS HAVE BEEN SET UP IN THE LOBBY
TWO CAMERAS HAVE BEEN SET UP IN THE EVIL LABORATORY
THREE CAMERAS HAVE BEEN SET UP IN THE EVIL BOARDROOM
ONE CAMERA HAS BEEN SET UP IN THE ELEVATOR
TWO CAMERAS HAVE BEEN SET UP IN THE DUNGEON
THREE CAMERAS HAVE BEEN SET UP ON THE DRAMATIC ROOFTOP
THREE CAMERAS HAVE BEEN SET UP IN THE UNDERGROUND GARAGE
Beautiful
@@DistractedGlobeGuy Release the drone!
I appreciate this joke so much and I deeply needed the laugh today. Thanks
They made Cyborg look like a character from Spy Kids 3
That's not fair to Spy Kids 3.
“Cake”
Bomberguy Spy Kids 3 is more memorable than Justice League
Juni Cortez could easily F u k i n g D e s t r o y the justice league
I m T h E r E a L g U y
When Dad comes back from getting cigarettes...
And then leaves to get more :’(
Flame of Udûn *herbal cigarettes
Just like the super best friends
At least he came back
This hit me harder than my daddy's belt.
This is more sad than when my uncle hits me with a surprise when I turn my back away from him.
"They're hoping Aquaman does well."
*sees Aquaman Review in recommended*
Guess it didnt do well
Bad movie, but it did fucking great. It grossed over a billion
@@julianbell9161 >aquaman does the same as Marvel's protected girl
Wow now I love China!
@@julianbell9161 Just like capt. marvel and black panther.
TopHatBottomBoots did better than a lot of stuff
@@julianbell9161 And it got good ratings overall. I wonder if it's because the winter was harsh and spring had shitty weather that it performed well? I mean, those beautiful beaches can appeal to a Canadian like me whose crippled with Seasonal depression and overall just being fed up of having colds and stomach flu(had both at the same time on New Year so yeah, I guess I would eat that shit up!
Im so happy he didnt end his show, but he seemed a little stressed out in the outro, I hope he's fine - must be struggling with his addiction
Who?
ralph
@@susumunakoshifan5345 hence the kratom I get it now
Addiction?
@@CallxMexLos downers
Destroying the DC cinematic universe is your life’s work.
Dad?
It really is...
you're here...
Is it sick to Jerk off, to Ralphs voice while he is Raping the DCU ? anyway greetings from Germany
Is that a bad thing?
Using cgi to remove a mustache: $3,000,000
The irony of not just paying Henry Cavill 1 mil to shave it: Priceless
...well, 2 million dollars. But point stands.
John Wick gave a more convincing $20,00- $50,00 pile of CGI dogshit in his yard at the beginning of the film.
@anthony patterson And we all know how controlling Tom Cruise is in every movie he's involved in.
@@OneEyedCloud01 I think considering how good fallout was, it was worth it
The mission impossible guys didnt want him to shave it, it wasnt up to him
This movie looks like a 1hr and 30min compilation of cutscenes
If you take the cutscenes from DC fighting games you get a better Justice League movie than the actual one
Cesar Romero had a mustache while playing the Joker, and they didn't spend 3 million on that.
LlamaLegate I guess cause a mustache would look weirder on a Kryptonian. I dunno.
@@superlombax1561 General Zod & Jor-El had beards. Just saying.
The moustache on cesar romero actually helped the show because it fit perfectly to the campiness and satire
$3 million was more than the entire budget for all of the 120 episodes of the TV series put together .
They should have painted over it in Justice League like they did Cesar
I thought it was pretty good, but it was no Chips (2017)
@@jeffreyspangler9617 How do you eat ass? No way
@@jeffreyspangler9617 Nah, I just eat chips every day so I can remind myself of the incredible work of art that is Chips (2017)
@@parkerjeon720 it's mostly using your tongue
parker jeon everyone is eating ass you arent eating ass everyones ass it getting eaten
Oh I eat ass I eat ass
Ralph, you're just doing this wrong. You're supposed to watch the movie on your phone at 144p and turn down the volume and try to lip read. The reason you can't enjoy anything is because you actually notice what the movie is doing.
Best comment.
I'm dead.
Lmao
If you pause halfway through, watch Infinity War instead, and then snap the DVD for Justice League into 10 pieces, it's actually a great movie
@@notlNSIGHT So you like Akira more than Ren?
"so they do it in a cgi field with his cgi lip"
the hatred in his voice never fails to make me laugh
Who else wants Ralph to cover the Synder cut when it comes out.
Only reason to be excited.
SuperNitpicker bruh it’s been announced
@@SuperNitpicker bruh
the snyder cut is probably going to suck as well,bvs and mos sucked ass his last good movie was watchmen.
@@dogandsquirrelslol8966 watchmen is good but snyder missed the entire point of the story tho
My favorite part of Justice League is when Quicksilver is like,
"What's your super power?" And Batman is like,
"I was wrote by Zack Snyder."
Lmao
written*
Spaxer No, he would say wrote. Because he was written by Zack Snyder
“I was wrote by Joss Whedon”* fixed it for you
@@enjoi0555 not really
“The movie should’ve started with a villain who takes the box and then leaves.”
That does sound like a very strong opening. But it’s literally how the Avengers starts.
Yeah but the DCU isn't exactly original
@@Da_Swifta That makes no sense.
DBZNow the point is,copying marvel wouldn’t have made the best opening,but it certainly would have been a better and more connected opening than what we got.
Maguffins
Macio Toney
The movie was release before infinity war.........
"Good movies are in color"
The Lighthouse: "Hold me pipe, laddie"
I know he's joking, but I wanted joke too
Good joke! *two thumbs up* Ralph pats kunisake on the back
Idk why but I didn't like it that much, yes the acting was good, but I just didn't like the script.
+@@brandon17760 Different strokes for different folks, bro. Don't sweat it
The lighthouse Sucks Ass it's boring and overrated 🤮🤮💩💩💩💩💩
@Thelastmemelord Lol yes out of 10 🤣😂
Why is billionaire Bruce Wayne riding a horse to aquaman’s village
Because horses are expensive
Cause Zack saw a panel of TDKR and thought Batman riding a horse was EPIC, BRO.
@@Joecbg100 yeah,when he did the 180 degree turn in TDKR with his horse it was freaking badass dude.
@@Joecbg100 lmaooo dude I guarantee this is what happened
Pure breed horses are often more expensive than sports cars.
Also how much money you think it costs to yfit a horse into a random Island.
If anything this is the biggest flex Bruce has ever done.
Ralph looks like he's going to star in the next season of Narcos
Guess that's the point
ɪᴍᴀɢɪɴᴀʀʏꜰᴀɴʙoʏ breaking bad
That's because he IS going to star in the next season of narcos...
Narcos Jr High
I'm an obnoxious human being
Drop an *F* for Ralph... See you in the Aquaman review
And Paranorman
And Hannah from 2011
RALPH RANTS ON: DRAGONBALL EVOLUTION 2009!!!
song title: three days grace - animal i become (intro)
*[filmed in unregistered hypercam 2]*
F
F
i dont know why but when ralph mentions the bad dialogue at 3:32, and then cuts to the kid saying "dick splash," and then him repeating back "dick splash," it kills me every single time.
I have no fucking idea why, but when I first saw that part of the video, I had literally no reaction to it. It wasn’t until I saw this comment that I went fucking ballistic at it.
My personal favorite is 3:41
It's amazing
This whole review is comedy gold, ralph is probably one of the most naturally funny guys on this platform. Him going off about drugs and the whole ending skit is fucking hysterical.
"So Batman drunk drives to the Flash"
"And Cyborg says, 'ehuhh whatever' and then Wonder Woman is like, 'bleh whatever'"
I fucking love the way he describes this shit
When 'The Incredible Bulk' footage started during the Thanos segment I had to pause for a moment to wheeze from laughing.
Just felt like sharing.
fuck yeah same here
I love you Carlos.
Just felt like sharing.
Dude you fucking spoiled it
It really wasn't funny
Justice league was an avengers bootleg that was five years too late
+Fried .rockV4
Five years Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too late.
15 years too late
Avengers full movie shady link
It's Age of Ultron with bad CGI then.
Explaining something -poorly- correctly
Once again the animated universe did it right. In the show (the classic early 2000’s one) the characters always had to grapple with their conflicting ideologies while on the job. Not only that but they took time to have quiet character moments where each member of the team talked about their woes and fears, and those conversations connected you to them, reinforcing the authenticity of their bond.
Agreed.DC Animation is superior
Seeing Ezra Miller now is just absolutely hilarious.
Came here for this comment lol
What did he do?
@@yeslol9303they became the roaming superiors of hawaii
@@yeslol9303 multiple assaults, kidnapping minors, threatening others with a gun, among other activities.
@@yeslol9303 you'd have an easier time figuring out what that man hasn't done yet
The twist of Macon being ‘evil’ is better than all of Justice League
But he ascended. He was already evil
This movie turned Flash into a bad Quicksilver knock off.
It takes talent to do something that stupid.
How so, if you don't mind explaining? I didn't see the movie and i don't plan to do so, but how can flash be a knock off if he appeared first?
@Augustus Freeman Wally is like that in the comics Barry is a bit more serious
@Augustus Freeman No he is not. You dont read comics exposed lmafo
it's almost like they wanted to turn Flash into Spiderman, Aquaman into Thor, Wonderwoman kinda Captain America kinda Black Widow, Cyborg the obbligatory black gang memeber guy in movies, Batman IronMan and good ol Superman just Captain America.
His personality is meh, but tbh I did like their representation of his speed. It's the one thing I don't love in the Flash show, their super speed scenes slow everything down but also put Flash in slowmo, it makes more sense for the world to slow down while he stays in real time
Me: Can we get Avengers?
Mom: No, we've got Avengers at home.
Avengers at home:
Do you talk to fish?
The water does the talking.
To this day it still shakes me to my core that they made cyborgs entrance into the the dc universe like this. It hurts.
My grandfather's Aquaman was punching Nazi submarines in half and fighting racial supremacists who murdered his infant son.
And then Superfriends happened.
I doubt Ralph cares. Remember when he dismissed Mandarin's character in the comics in numerous videos and said that he does not give a shit about how Iron Man 3 ruined him? You think he would've changed his mind if you have told him that Mandarin in the comics can break reinforced concrete with his bare fists and has the power to mind-controll people and force them into commiting suicide?
EgocentricHead yeah most of the Sardonicast episodes where they talk about super heroes boil down to "3 chuckle-fucks are childishly dismissive about things they have no idea about"
@@MachineFuckingHate I think younshould be able to enjoy movies without being familiar with their source material. I know who Mandarin is in comics but i don't give a shit, it was a nice twist. And comic geeks are so insecure that they need to throw a tantrum when something they didn't expect happens.
EgocentricHead yeah, well, Iron Man 3 was great and “comic geeks” were butthurt about “ruining” Mandarin and were hating on the movie just because of that, you can look up their “reviews”, they’re retarded. I agree with Ralph on this one.
@@shmekelfreckles8157, well, yeah, I don't think Iron Man 3 was great. Quite the opposite. It's a terrible finale to the trilogy, with no stakes, and no consequences, that has one of the worst villains ever put in a comic book film in the face of Aldrich Killian. And I'm not "retarded" for thinking that. Also, the director of Iron Man 3 employed his pеdо friend in his subsequent films, starting with this one, because his friend needed a job, and he never told anyone with whom he was working on that film about what he's done. Which makes it even worse.
What are we some kind of Justice League
👍🏽
No we are a injustice to the source martial.
Why this the funniest shit ive seen all 2018 😭😭😭
Good Good Got It Great
@@azazelaz999 Because 2018 sucks and 2019 will be worst
I always thought the concept of the justice league was nonsense seeing as how superman could basically kill the rest of the crew in under 10 seconds with his mustache tied behind his back.
At first, I thought the joke CGI lip for the fan was a shrimp.
It's not a shrimp it's a skrimp
FINALLY. We’re in the end game boys!
Ralph's characters have more charisma and consistency than anyone in Justice League
facts
I love the fact that they spent $3 million for Henry Cavill's CGI, when they could have given him a $30 prop that would do just as well a job for MI6.
He jokingly said this was the end of the channel but honestly he never was the same after this vid
2018 unironically was the end of an era. Everything got worse after 2018 permanently
@@realquestforgreatnesstoo true
he said on his Wish Upon video that his last highly edited funny one would be Justice League
Can you image the Katana introduction scene being transposed into a Marvel film?
Imagine that the MCU started with only Iron-Man and Captain America, then went straight to The Avengers, and halfway through the movie just before they travel to fight Loki in Germany, Nick Fury goes,
... "This is Thor! He's a Norse God from another dimension, his hammer Mjölnir is the source of all of his power, it gives him superhuman strength, invulnerability and the ability to fly! He's the brother of the guy were about to fight! ... but don't worry there's no Brotherly Love between these two siblings as Loki tried to usurp their family Kingdom from their father Odin and he's been banished from their Kingdom as a punishment! " as Thor flys into the back of the S.H.I.E.L.D Heli-Carrier!
Like who writes these films?
Even a twelve year old playing with their action figures would invent a story with a more concise plot than these WB/DC movies!
I agree with you on how terrible Katana was introduced in that garbage heap that is Suicide Squad, but Marvel wouldn't do that with Thor if this were to happen.
Thing is, even in the comics, Katana is not an important character at all. She's not nearly as imperative to the franchise as someone like Thor is to the MCU. She was just kinda there. Your comparison would work better with one of the Guardians like Gamora or Mantis.
Marvel and DC both suck
@@PeterGriffin11 Yet your profile name is a marvel character.
pretty sure her introduction was meant to be a joke
@Jeekay Tenn The whole movie was a joke
Missed opportunity to call him ocean man instead of water boy
quanduipro better sea man
Or liquid-that-is-clear man
OCEAN MAN 🌊 😍 Take me by the hand ✋ lead me to the land that you understand 🙌 🌊 OCEAN MAN 🌊 😍 The voyage 🚲 to the corner of the 🌎 globe is a real trip 👌 🌊 OCEAN MAN 🌊 😍 The crust of a tan man 👳 imbibed by the sand 👍 Soaking up the 💦 thirst of the land 💯
h2o lad
Jotaro Kujo
Henry Cavill's bad moustache CGI can have an entire video dedicated to it alone.
30:59 "Kill her off. Please. Do anything with her--just, just--I don't wanna see her anymore."
Snyder: And I took that personally
After that ending, I cant tell if hes actually gonna come back or if it was just a skit and hes still leaving.
Ralph's like superhero movies. They never really go away.
I think he might do more videos occasionally but I don't think as long as this one.
Skit.
AshlineR remember when he said "I'm done talking about superhero movies"?
@@UA-camChannel-dk5xv He stated very seriously and clearly in another video, not in a skit, that he was ending his reviews (the main series on his channel)...effectively basically ending his channel. He didn't just come up with that in this skit as a joke, he stated it sincerely in another video. So this person is right to be confused by that ending being that it was a skit. He said he planned to do one or two more reviews of big movies and that would be it.
The greatest Christmas gift of all
HoustonProductions1 I know right? I stopped watching my previous video for this.
I thought the greatest Christmas gift was into the spiderverse?
HoustonProductions1 I know right
oh hi it's Houston
You know that you come out in a lot ways like a sycophant? You always want to asslick all of the popular "THIS MOVIE SUX" channels on YT.
The snyder cut is coming. You're not done yet ralph...
Its interesting watching this post Snyder Justice League. 99.9999% of the complaints are all Wheedon and WB issues
It was so interesting seeing how all of the cringe scenes were Joss Whedon's lmaoo
*Aquaman gets released in Cinemas*
Ralph: Justice League!
Me: I ain’t complaining
Wait that thing got released already?
I have seen reviews for aquaman one by Andre The Black Nerd and the other by Jeremy John's and they both seemed to like the movie I don't know what the general consensus is for that movie but so far I heard it's nothing special but still good.
Madeline Harper I personally prefer it over Wonder Woman which was a movie I liked so I think it was pretty good
Aquaman just broke some records in China. The show goes on, boys and girls.
@Madeline Harper, if I'm going to tell you that I found it better than Black Panther (despite the fact that it got three times lower ratings from critics), will it mean anything to you?
This isn't a movie review it's an actual cry for help of Ralphs heavy drug use. Get well soon buddy.
JL sucks 😂😂😂😂 butthurt
I think he needs MORE drugs.
@Rowan Evans you people who woosh people are really wooshing yourselves. Like you thought this comment was serious?
@Rowan Evans "I don't know even know anymore"
@@qwest9227 it took me 3 attempts ton get what he was saying lol
Martha's reaction to Superman coming back from the dead is the same as when a soldier surprises their mom. But less.
image going back in time to that post launch press conference and telling everyone that one of them would turn out be a massively shit human.
Yeah when I read about that I was like wtf. What a psycho. Just goes to show that no matter how famous you are, people are gonna eventually find out about how awful you are.
I have no idea where parody begins and real regret begins
Ralph destroyed this movie as hard as Henry Cavill's upper lip got destroyed
At least Ralphs was free , cavill's cost a million dollars
Ralph destroyed this movie as hard as my dick when I watch anime.
"I want your box girl"
And boom, she's pregnant
Stephen wolf: I want your box girl.
LMFAO😂
I thought Ralph was going to stop making reviews. It's great to hear that he's going to continue for years to come. He must be so happy to still be doing this of his own volition.
@asian dude he had cancer in his ass from gay sex
@@CyfilmsProductions wow, really? Just gonna lie for laughs? He got HIV from butt sex, not cancer.
@@wDoucheCanoe I hate to be that guy but it's actually HPV he got from butt sex then it caused cervical cancer in his rectum. He's got that Micheal Douglas ass now. The HIV is heroin related.
He said this would be his last review in this style.
I guess nobody pays attention.
@@TemmiePlays Yeah except he didn't though if you watch the end of the damn video
I thought the lip on Macon’s lip was a strip of bacon for too long
I thought it was shrimp
Macon's Bacon.
It's what pure CGI concentrate looks like in real life
i thought it was a shrimp
what is it then
It's even worse when the character with the most personality is an actual psycho in real-life. Like, a legitimately crazy person that randomly punches random women. Multiple times.
Are you referring to ezra miller?
@@m35cobol yeah
He also choked out a random lady on the street. You just cant be doing shit like that if you want a career in the public eye... its one thing to be a piece of shit, but he's getting away with it.
@@stmsin what the fuck, really?
well ….. shits gotten worse since then
17:00 oh boy Ralph. The actor has something completely completely different to say than that.
Literally the complete opposite lmaooo
The end of an era
EDIT - lol nevermind he’s keeping it alive
The era... Is ending..
But is it truly the end?
He just said he's staying tho
I’m only 2 minutes in and I already know this is going to be Ralph’s commentary magnum opus
I couldn't say that to anyone. I wouldn't dare limit life or time. or object them on anyone's mind. least we all find our own faults and dwell.
Anthony Hutchings damn, that was transcendental
Anthony Hutchins Good on you for living so eclectic and all, but I strongly doubt this guy was saying this is the best thing Ralph will ever do and that he has peaked. He was paying a compliment. Being philosophical is cool and all but lets not forget to keep things in context and not take things as they aren't just to display your high values. I would limit your time on that high horse you're riding around, hard to apply your divine livestyle from up there.
I hit like before I even watched it.
It's the kratom.
"Good movies are in color" God damn, that unintentional foreshadowing.
Wdym 👀
hey, how come that family doesn't just walk away from Zod's laser eyes? why are they huddled there on the ground like morons??
Now wait a minute… you make a valid point.
Wouldn’t have mattered anyway. Zod wouldn’t stop. Someone was going to die anyway
18:08 I’m genuinely offended by the way Aquaman so enthusiastically littered. That bottle is going to end up broken in a dolphin’s GI tract, man.
So much for being the King of the Ocean, then. :P
throwing glass bottles in the ocean isnt that bad. Glass isn't going to be consumed by animals, because it doesnt look like a jellyfish or something like that. Bottles can also be used as homes for smaller creatures such as an octopus.
@@jonathanmayland3162 he slammed it on the ground..... Its gonna be eaten cause its probably small shards now
@@qualivia I mean it's not real anyway. But even if they were small shards, the likely wouldn't get consumed by fish still just because they don't float around in the water and appear alive.
Can’t believe we had a Justice League movie. No seriously,I completely forgot about the existence of this movie.
Solutions seriously like halfway into the year I was like “wait I remember the trailer did that come out”
Solutions yeah thank WB for that
I just realized that JL was supposed to be a big spectacle but I was so underwhelmed that I left the theater needing a drink.
Imagine watching this and finding out a few years later that Ezra Miller is a complete psychopath
fuckin what
@@Nikkibuh Well he choked a woman at a bar. Has gotten arrested multiple times for assault. Has been accused of grooming. Basically kidnapped a woman and her kids.
That's psycho behavior in my book lol
@@corycosta1818 Jesus christ that's awful
I'd take Eisenberg as Lex over Leto as Joker a million times over. If he was given more screentime/development I feel like people would've warmed up to him. And there's no reason he should have won a razzie over Leto, that's fucking ridiculous. The rooftop scene with him and Superman was the best scene of the movie. And Eisenberg was at least doing something unique, and he looked like the only cast member who gave a shit. Affleck was an emo little boy as Batman, Cavill was boring, etc.. He was interesting at least.
If I didn't think it would just turn into a demented parody of "The Social Network" i would say Lex Luther would be a great villain original story to go with next.
"The Snack Hole" is what they used to call me in prison.
If you know what I... oh, forget it.
Your avatar looks like it came out of lemon party.
@@amateurkpopblogspot Indeed. It's a representative image of the average facial expression I get when I take off my pants.
Batman: The Arkamholic
Wonder Women: Mayor of Poseville
Super Man: Liptistic Man
Cyborg: 95% Bad Editing Boy
Flash: Extreme Virgin
Aquaman: Ocean Man
I wrote their personality
@@couriertx *their personalities
I love how Aquaman isn't included in your list I.E he has no personality
@@danielsmith5318 haha true
Cyborg is the ATi Graphics Man. I'm not even saying this because he's CGI but because he literally looks like a graphics card.
Good to see the rumor about cyborg scenes being terrible being false. Atleast in my opinion the cyborg scenes are really good and added much needed character for him
Maybe the scenes Whedon shot for him, that was cut?
Kinda late
You have to do the snyder cut, its in your contract. Macon make him do it the humanity needs it.
They could spend millions of dollars using computer animation to remove Superman's mustache, but they couldn't fix Aquaman's wall eyes?
At least Aquaman looks good in his movie. Here i didn't even knew what his powers were.
😂
Oh, I thought that character was called Handsome Fish Guy. His power is like the ability to find Nemo and bang mermaids or some shit.
@@luizfelipevbf5567 he can like...get thrown and has a harpoon and...surfs or something?
@@Ripcookiethief you don't know either, right?
It's fine, until i watched it in theaters, not a single cartoon explained his powers more than "he talks to fish" or "he has a trident" or "he swims".
If a modern pop-culture villain meant to be popular doesn't generate funny memes, then he has apparently failed as a character.
Edit: it's not an absolute rule, but the revised Steppenwolf now has funny memes.
Thanos comment thanos comment
It's funny to think how great of a character Thanos is that his dialogue is so well written and at the same time so memeable, get you a villain who can do both
Every jojo villain
Reality can be whatever I want
Or Weirdo Fangirls (Loki)
I'm here after watching the Snyder Cut.
I’m betting Ralph is gonna say there’s no improvement due to his dislike of Snyder (and of dc movies) despite there being major improvement over the theatrical release and overall improvement
Same here I thought the 2017 version was ok but fun after seeing the ZSJL it makes the 2017 one look like trash
You've got to admire the writing ability of someone to make an ensemble movie and make 5 out of the 6 of the ensemble completely obsolete by the end.
Oh what should I do with $3,000,000?
A. Make Napoleon Dynamite 7 times.
B. Cover up Henry Cavill's mustache.
Well, Napoleon Dynamite sucked sweaty ass, so, B
@@italianfoodname534 YOU CANNOT HIDE FROM THE TRUUUUUTH!
C. Render Steppenwolf for $3,000.
Checkmate.
@@thehonorablereverendaddiso1943 you what
If Henry Cavill shaved his mustache he could have saved 1000 West African kids from Malaria
As a CGI artist, it is much easier to add a moustache to a bare face than it is to take a moustache away, and the results are much more convincing. A little known and rather petty fact is that the studio tried to capitulate -- They asked that if Cavill could shave his moustache for the reshoots, that their VFX department would actually add a CG moustache to Cavill on MI:F -- for free. It was still refused, presumably out of spite.
You either don't know what capitulate means, or you're missing a negative adverb somewhere.
@@SPTX. stfu
SPTX I think you mean “compromise” instead of “capitulate”. Capitulate means surrender, while compromise means to give something up to gain something else.
@@SPTX. No, I meant that they surrendered with a view to making an appeal to the opponent, in this case, the other studio.
@@JC-D0lphin Compromise would still fit way better there. It also makes you sound like less of a hipster.
The people in the cinema after watching justice league: so we some kind a suicidal squad
there's something so satisfying about you just being like "this is dumb" "that's not funny" "this shot's out of focus" "that makes no sense"
ralphthemoviemaker: End Game
*Game End
No joke, I thought the fake lip was a piece of salmon for way too long.
Thank God I'm not the only one.
I thought it was shrimp 🍤
I thought it was a scampi shrimp
Me too, I was like: "Why the fuck won't Superman just wipe that shit off?"
I was leaning in my chair, so i was like paying half attention to macon's lip. At first i thought it was a piece of bacon. Seeing as how his name is Macon.
“Why can’t it be in color? Good movies are in color”
Years later, the Snyder Cut is released in black and white lmfao
Welp I guess it’s time for Justice League- ralphthemoviemaker Part 2, Electric Boogaloo
Love you, Ralph. Leave or stay, I'll support you all the way.
Amy Adams as Lois Lane is one of the biggest wastes of an actor I've ever seen
I consider it a miscast.
Sharktooth I don’t even think it’s a problem like that, it’s just that Lois Lane Is such a boring useless character
@@Greigames Lois Lane was made an interesting character in the animated series. In these movies she's just generic love interest that does things that make no sense.
Eye Conqueror that’s mainly what I mean- in the most popular and remembered media she’s not much more than a damsel in distress. She shines well in some storylines but not in anything so exposed as the DCEU
If BvS has actually understood how to construct an evil conspiracy, then having her unravel it and get too close could’ve been a great way to make her character somewhat interesting and actually relevant.
Like a lot of things, the idea was there but the execution was terrible.
Your "source" saying Ray Fischer thanked Whedon for cutting his stuff? That didn't age well
I’m out of the loop, care to share why?
You were wrong about Cyborg, that rumor wasnt true and in the Snyder Cut you can see he was actually the best character of em all
This isnt a review of the snyder cut jackass
@@stmsin that’s rude
That still doesn't mean it wasn't bad.
Can’t tell if you’re actually going to keep the show going but regardless it was a great ride and I’m glad I found your channel.
He said he would keep going, but he would make only his smaller reviews, as he has to keep up with the algorithm.
Go to 16:00 of his Wish Upon video.
He just tweeted out that he's gonna keep em coming. We're winning bois
Hey there first stap worried Ralph da movie guy is continuing the ralphthemoviemaker series he posted on twitter it's a story arc that's all hope I helped have a good dayyy
Adam and Alex are calling him out as "RalphTheFuckingLiar" because he kept all of this a secret from them as well. So yes, he is officially back
He's going to keep going...also, don't mind the gun pointing to his head, just outside the camera frame.
:P
This film does not deserve to use the Danny Elfman Batman music
Nor Hans Zimmer's score, as well as John Williams' theme sneaking its way in there.
Wow and to think that he made one of the most iconic superhero themes of all time (Spiderman 1,2, and 3)
Elfman's score for JL was excrement. Junkie XL's score would have been epic.
Crazy Uncle Hank the only fitting music to play for this movie is the 1960s dance episode music.
Joseph D. Martínez Junkie XL are overrated trash, Elfman is a legend but he did not fit Justice League.
that interview clip of ezra miller hits a lot different now
39:28 damn you went OFF LMFAOO
That Marc Webb clip will never not be funny
Cosplayers can hide eyebrows, beards, mustaches, on a shoe string budget,
Why didn't use practical effect.it would of been so much cheaper, and better looking
fact
Cesar Romero did it like 50 years ago.
If you’re referring to the Henry Cavill issue then they had to use the cgi to remove his mustache because he was shooting another movie at the same time and he was not allowed to remove the mustache. So yea, sure it would’ve been so much better but no. A simple mustache removal issue turned into a bigger problem than it should’ve been. And you have to blame WB because they didn’t give the movie enough time for the cgi completion. And even if they did get enough time, how do you mess a mustache removal that badly when you have millions of dollars to use on it.
Main cast’s speeches hits completely different after watching the Snyder cut...
Yep knowing they had to lie for the studio over that shit recut, It's sad.
0:01 Introduction
2:50 DCEU inconsistency
6:34 joss whedon
13:29 the characters
21:42 F.U.N
23:36 👨
24:58 the plot
34:32 watching money burn
38:49 positives
Cgi lip 😂