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  • @whoaitsdanny
    @whoaitsdanny 6 років тому +5674

    The real reason Ralph is growing a mustache is that he's going to play Charles Styles in the upcoming Mystery Diners movie, OBVIOUSLY.

    • @lostbengirl
      @lostbengirl 6 років тому +180

      "Charles Styles, Mystery Dinners"

    • @dickthehead69
      @dickthehead69 6 років тому +114

      Release the drone

    • @punishedbeavis5210
      @punishedbeavis5210 6 років тому +50

      C H A R L E S S T Y L E S M Y S T E R Y D I N E R S

    • @ColonelCarnage
      @ColonelCarnage 6 років тому +91

      We have three cameras in his room. Two cameras in the hallway. Two more cameras in the upstairs bathroom. Three cameras on the stairs. Two cameras in the living room. Four cameras in the kitchen. Two cameras in the dining room.

    • @clam2190
      @clam2190 6 років тому +17

      Charles Stiles, Mystery Diners.

  • @Giantontheinternet
    @Giantontheinternet 6 років тому +6489

    Ralph is giving up UA-cam to start an Iraqi food cart business

    • @andyzhao7822
      @andyzhao7822 5 років тому +442

      To find starter money, he’s going to cheat in the cheesy’s challenge.

    • @nellfromhell7192
      @nellfromhell7192 5 років тому +20

      Would like but it's 666

    • @Magicw1zrd
      @Magicw1zrd 5 років тому +110

      HI CHARLES STYLES, MYSTERY DINERS!

    • @choppergamer
      @choppergamer 5 років тому +113

      he'll start it right across the street of the only iraqi restaurant in his city

    • @papayer
      @papayer 5 років тому +45

      no he'll begin by working on the iraqi restaurant and the food cart will be a side thing. and when he's found out he'll just run off.
      then he'll come back just to get fired. he had to get the numbers.

  • @carlosfred8673
    @carlosfred8673 6 років тому +851

    When 'The Incredible Bulk' footage started during the Thanos segment I had to pause for a moment to wheeze from laughing.
    Just felt like sharing.

  • @beedubree2550
    @beedubree2550 4 роки тому +976

    That "what is brunch" scene is literally just Flash doing the "what's the deal with airline food" joke from seinfeld

    • @koda_dawgg
      @koda_dawgg 3 роки тому +26

      exactly. it's so awful.

    • @AC-hj9tv
      @AC-hj9tv 3 місяці тому +2

      Seinfeld is cringe

    • @rastas_4221
      @rastas_4221 2 місяці тому

      Jerry Seinfeld has never in his life told a "What's the deal with airline food" joke. Only thing even close to that is Jerry Seinfeld doing a Jerry Seinfeld impression on SNL. I just find it fascinating.

  • @imaginaryfanboy
    @imaginaryfanboy 6 років тому +676

    Ralph looks like he's going to star in the next season of Narcos

    • @Elias6233
      @Elias6233 6 років тому +1

      Guess that's the point

    • @Bluewater225
      @Bluewater225 6 років тому

      ɪᴍᴀɢɪɴᴀʀʏꜰᴀɴʙoʏ breaking bad

    • @DownHavenEnt
      @DownHavenEnt 6 років тому

      That's because he IS going to star in the next season of narcos...

    • @tonbeor08
      @tonbeor08 6 років тому

      Narcos Jr High

    • @greppim911
      @greppim911 6 років тому

      I'm an obnoxious human being

  • @nicholasviespoli1885
    @nicholasviespoli1885 6 років тому +622

    “The movie should’ve started with a villain who takes the box and then leaves.”
    That does sound like a very strong opening. But it’s literally how the Avengers starts.

    • @Da_Swifta
      @Da_Swifta 6 років тому +86

      Yeah but the DCU isn't exactly original

    • @DBZZNow
      @DBZZNow 6 років тому +1

      @@Da_Swifta That makes no sense.

    • @Whyistherenopancakes
      @Whyistherenopancakes 6 років тому +39

      DBZNow the point is,copying marvel wouldn’t have made the best opening,but it certainly would have been a better and more connected opening than what we got.

    • @Clingan1234
      @Clingan1234 6 років тому

      Maguffins

    • @JohnDoe-iw1mz
      @JohnDoe-iw1mz 6 років тому +1

      Macio Toney
      The movie was release before infinity war.........

  • @HomemadeLean
    @HomemadeLean 6 років тому +470

    My favorite part of Justice League is when Quicksilver is like,
    "What's your super power?" And Batman is like,
    "I was wrote by Zack Snyder."

    • @aaronlevine6498
      @aaronlevine6498 6 років тому +1

      Lmao

    • @Spaxer
      @Spaxer 6 років тому +1

      written*

    • @Gloomdrake
      @Gloomdrake 6 років тому +8

      Spaxer No, he would say wrote. Because he was written by Zack Snyder

    • @enjoi0555
      @enjoi0555 6 років тому +2

      “I was wrote by Joss Whedon”* fixed it for you

    • @jeltje50
      @jeltje50 5 років тому

      @@enjoi0555 not really

  • @glowinglocket3132
    @glowinglocket3132 5 років тому +1874

    The villian in Justice league is less memorable than Thanos's henchmen, and I'm sure one of them doesn't even speak.

    • @evanzemba115
      @evanzemba115 4 роки тому +193

      The one henchmen who doesn’t talk but gets his hand chopped off alone is more memorable

    • @Roboshi2007
      @Roboshi2007 4 роки тому +38

      Are we sure he WASN'T one of Thanos' henchmen? I mean they look pretty similar.

    • @justafox5356
      @justafox5356 4 роки тому +38

      Roboshi to be fair, Steppenwolfe is a henchmen of one of the DC universe big bads, Darkseid. If I remember correctly one of Thanos’ original creators literally admitted the character is a ripoff of Darkseid. So it makes sense their henchmen might seem interchangeable...that being said. The fight with the Thanos goons at the beginning of Infinity War is exceptionally memorable at least partially for having some of the best banter in the whole MCU. It helps that the characters in the MCU have actual...character unlike the cardboard cutouts in this spate of DC films. This movie fucking sucks and as a DC fanboy I’m sad they can’t make a good movie to save their lives.

    • @juliansanchez9160
      @juliansanchez9160 4 роки тому +2

      Half Moon Fox woosh

    • @justafox5356
      @justafox5356 4 роки тому +16

      The GodofCorgis I got the joke. Just because I didn’t make an overt joke in response doesn’t mean I didn’t get it or didn’t laugh.

  • @FlameOfUdun96
    @FlameOfUdun96 6 років тому +2248

    When Dad comes back from getting cigarettes...
    And then leaves to get more :’(

    • @northlandbaby3519
      @northlandbaby3519 6 років тому +28

      Flame of Udûn *herbal cigarettes

    • @kilmerval
      @kilmerval 6 років тому +20

      Just like the super best friends

    • @jeavano8286
      @jeavano8286 6 років тому +23

      At least he came back

    • @DrShaym
      @DrShaym 6 років тому +50

      This hit me harder than my daddy's belt.

    • @Odinsday
      @Odinsday 6 років тому +4

      This is more sad than when my uncle hits me with a surprise when I turn my back away from him.

  • @juliamaria3807
    @juliamaria3807 5 років тому +3625

    Ralph, you're just doing this wrong. You're supposed to watch the movie on your phone at 144p and turn down the volume and try to lip read. The reason you can't enjoy anything is because you actually notice what the movie is doing.

    • @rishimehta4486
      @rishimehta4486 5 років тому +53

      Best comment.

    • @papanurgle8393
      @papanurgle8393 5 років тому +25

      I'm dead.

    • @DCNRS90YT
      @DCNRS90YT 5 років тому +11

      Lmao

    • @WiloPolis03
      @WiloPolis03 5 років тому +42

      If you pause halfway through, watch Infinity War instead, and then snap the DVD for Justice League into 10 pieces, it's actually a great movie

    • @jokerlynx5220
      @jokerlynx5220 5 років тому +4

      @@notlNSIGHT So you like Akira more than Ren?

  • @VinceTheCreatorr
    @VinceTheCreatorr 6 років тому +648

    This isn't a movie review it's an actual cry for help of Ralphs heavy drug use. Get well soon buddy.

    • @aaronlevine6498
      @aaronlevine6498 6 років тому +4

      JL sucks 😂😂😂😂 butthurt

    • @keynan6013
      @keynan6013 6 років тому +22

      I think he needs MORE drugs.

    • @gleenfales
      @gleenfales 6 років тому +7

      @Rowan Evans you people who woosh people are really wooshing yourselves. Like you thought this comment was serious?

    • @qwest9227
      @qwest9227 6 років тому +6

      @Rowan Evans "I don't know even know anymore"

    • @Vidar93
      @Vidar93 6 років тому

      @@qwest9227 it took me 3 attempts ton get what he was saying lol

  • @billvolk4236
    @billvolk4236 4 роки тому +1174

    "Do you talk to humans?"
    "The air does the talking."

    • @PViolety
      @PViolety 4 роки тому +76

      *burps*
      Yeah, uh that’s what I thought of that.

    • @vanroyal244
      @vanroyal244 4 роки тому +28

      What is that line of diolouge? That's so stupid.

    • @jasonquinteros1190
      @jasonquinteros1190 4 роки тому +15

      @@vanroyal244 that's a line written by Whedon, its kinda obvious

    • @bozotheclown1142
      @bozotheclown1142 4 роки тому +5

      Technically the truth

    • @thechosenjuan8776
      @thechosenjuan8776 4 роки тому +5

      @@PViolety holy shit that's funny in 2 different ways

  • @osvaldo3753
    @osvaldo3753 6 років тому +2195

    Using cgi to remove a mustache: $3,000,000
    The irony of not just paying Henry Cavill 1 mil to shave it: Priceless

    • @thakatspajamaz
      @thakatspajamaz 6 років тому +90

      ...well, 2 million dollars. But point stands.

    • @nightbreed9305
      @nightbreed9305 6 років тому +87

      John Wick gave a more convincing $20,00- $50,00 pile of CGI dogshit in his yard at the beginning of the film.

    • @OneEyedCloud01
      @OneEyedCloud01 6 років тому +67

      @anthony patterson And we all know how controlling Tom Cruise is in every movie he's involved in.

    • @modernmobster
      @modernmobster 6 років тому +74

      @@OneEyedCloud01 I think considering how good fallout was, it was worth it

    • @sebastianramirezcordero8783
      @sebastianramirezcordero8783 6 років тому +28

      The mission impossible guys didnt want him to shave it, it wasnt up to him

  • @ggFinn1
    @ggFinn1 6 років тому +537

    What are we some kind of Justice League

  • @nerdcity
    @nerdcity 6 років тому +8119

    Destroying the DC cinematic universe is your life’s work.

  • @Pouncingpuma7
    @Pouncingpuma7 5 років тому +981

    Batman: "Listen, I've found someone to help us spy on Lex Luthor."
    "Who"
    *opens door*
    *Dark figure emerges and extends his hand for a hand shake*
    "Charles Stiles mystery diners"

    • @DistractedGlobeGuy
      @DistractedGlobeGuy 4 роки тому +97

      THREE CAMERAS HAVE BEEN SET UP IN THE LOBBY
      TWO CAMERAS HAVE BEEN SET UP IN THE EVIL LABORATORY
      THREE CAMERAS HAVE BEEN SET UP IN THE EVIL BOARDROOM
      ONE CAMERA HAS BEEN SET UP IN THE ELEVATOR
      TWO CAMERAS HAVE BEEN SET UP IN THE DUNGEON
      THREE CAMERAS HAVE BEEN SET UP ON THE DRAMATIC ROOFTOP
      THREE CAMERAS HAVE BEEN SET UP IN THE UNDERGROUND GARAGE

    • @darrengordon-hill
      @darrengordon-hill 4 роки тому +12

      Beautiful

    • @queenb1119
      @queenb1119 4 роки тому +28

      @@DistractedGlobeGuy Release the drone!

    • @bettyjojoeharperre-imagina7322
      @bettyjojoeharperre-imagina7322 3 роки тому +8

      I appreciate this joke so much and I deeply needed the laugh today. Thanks

  • @Duothimir
    @Duothimir 6 років тому +479

    My grandfather's Aquaman was punching Nazi submarines in half and fighting racial supremacists who murdered his infant son.
    And then Superfriends happened.

    • @MachineFuckingHate
      @MachineFuckingHate 6 років тому +7

      I doubt Ralph cares. Remember when he dismissed Mandarin's character in the comics in numerous videos and said that he does not give a shit about how Iron Man 3 ruined him? You think he would've changed his mind if you have told him that Mandarin in the comics can break reinforced concrete with his bare fists and has the power to mind-controll people and force them into commiting suicide?

    • @TheWonkster
      @TheWonkster 6 років тому +7

      EgocentricHead yeah most of the Sardonicast episodes where they talk about super heroes boil down to "3 chuckle-fucks are childishly dismissive about things they have no idea about"

    • @shmekelfreckles8157
      @shmekelfreckles8157 6 років тому +8

      @@MachineFuckingHate I think younshould be able to enjoy movies without being familiar with their source material. I know who Mandarin is in comics but i don't give a shit, it was a nice twist. And comic geeks are so insecure that they need to throw a tantrum when something they didn't expect happens.

    • @shmekelfreckles8157
      @shmekelfreckles8157 6 років тому

      EgocentricHead yeah, well, Iron Man 3 was great and “comic geeks” were butthurt about “ruining” Mandarin and were hating on the movie just because of that, you can look up their “reviews”, they’re retarded. I agree with Ralph on this one.

    • @MachineFuckingHate
      @MachineFuckingHate 6 років тому

      @@shmekelfreckles8157, well, yeah, I don't think Iron Man 3 was great. Quite the opposite. It's a terrible finale to the trilogy, with no stakes, and no consequences, that has one of the worst villains ever put in a comic book film in the face of Aldrich Killian. And I'm not "retarded" for thinking that. Also, the director of Iron Man 3 employed his pеdо friend in his subsequent films, starting with this one, because his friend needed a job, and he never told anyone with whom he was working on that film about what he's done. Which makes it even worse.

  • @ToonamiT0M
    @ToonamiT0M 6 років тому +336

    I thought Ralph was going to stop making reviews. It's great to hear that he's going to continue for years to come. He must be so happy to still be doing this of his own volition.

    • @CyfilmsProductions
      @CyfilmsProductions 6 років тому +61

      @asian dude he had cancer in his ass from gay sex

    • @wDoucheCanoe
      @wDoucheCanoe 6 років тому +16

      @@CyfilmsProductions wow, really? Just gonna lie for laughs? He got HIV from butt sex, not cancer.

    • @arja2317
      @arja2317 6 років тому +12

      @@wDoucheCanoe I hate to be that guy but it's actually HPV he got from butt sex then it caused cervical cancer in his rectum. He's got that Micheal Douglas ass now. The HIV is heroin related.

    • @TemmiePlays
      @TemmiePlays 6 років тому +6

      He said this would be his last review in this style.
      I guess nobody pays attention.

    • @CyfilmsProductions
      @CyfilmsProductions 6 років тому +1

      @@TemmiePlays Yeah except he didn't though if you watch the end of the damn video

  • @johnoconnell8393
    @johnoconnell8393 6 років тому +4114

    Henry Cavill made a great decision not shaving that moustache because Mission Impossible: Fallout was 100 times the movie that Justice League was.

    • @a.smarvelous9149
      @a.smarvelous9149 5 років тому +219

      Absolutely. I don't understand why they didn't just let him have it. Then give him a black suit.

    • @breawycker
      @breawycker 5 років тому +102

      With that and Rogue Nation, mission impossible movies are somehow making a comeback

    • @Meemeli
      @Meemeli 5 років тому +103

      I'd say that the comeback started with Ghost Protocol.

    • @tellmesomething2412
      @tellmesomething2412 5 років тому +20

      Yes, but he didn't say much in that film either. Henry had 100x the emotion in that film, but still didn't do much.

    • @tellmesomething2412
      @tellmesomething2412 5 років тому +5

      @Aaron Sanders The mustache was a second mouth.

  • @Marci568
    @Marci568 5 років тому +2210

    "They're hoping Aquaman does well."
    *sees Aquaman Review in recommended*
    Guess it didnt do well

    • @julianbell9161
      @julianbell9161 5 років тому +185

      Bad movie, but it did fucking great. It grossed over a billion

    • @denkerbosu3551
      @denkerbosu3551 5 років тому +36

      @@julianbell9161 >aquaman does the same as Marvel's protected girl
      Wow now I love China!

    • @artmonkey_4
      @artmonkey_4 5 років тому +16

      @@julianbell9161 Just like capt. marvel and black panther.

    • @jonathanamalidosan5476
      @jonathanamalidosan5476 5 років тому +5

      TopHatBottomBoots did better than a lot of stuff

    • @anikmonette2140
      @anikmonette2140 5 років тому +11

      @@julianbell9161 And it got good ratings overall. I wonder if it's because the winter was harsh and spring had shitty weather that it performed well? I mean, those beautiful beaches can appeal to a Canadian like me whose crippled with Seasonal depression and overall just being fed up of having colds and stomach flu(had both at the same time on New Year so yeah, I guess I would eat that shit up!

  • @colesteele8569
    @colesteele8569 6 років тому +495

    Drop an *F* for Ralph... See you in the Aquaman review

    • @frogglen6350
      @frogglen6350 6 років тому +31

      And Paranorman

    • @saltymint
      @saltymint 6 років тому +35

      And Hannah from 2011

    • @theactualTVB
      @theactualTVB 6 років тому +16

      RALPH RANTS ON: DRAGONBALL EVOLUTION 2009!!!
      song title: three days grace - animal i become (intro)
      *[filmed in unregistered hypercam 2]*

    • @thegrandwizard1700
      @thegrandwizard1700 6 років тому +3

      F

    • @DNBDoggie
      @DNBDoggie 6 років тому +2

      F

  • @arkham7727
    @arkham7727 6 років тому +636

    Ralph's characters have more charisma and consistency than anyone in Justice League

  • @ImnotCarlSagan
    @ImnotCarlSagan 6 років тому +367

    FINALLY. We’re in the end game boys!

  • @Corrupted
    @Corrupted 4 роки тому +1459

    Im so happy he didnt end his show, but he seemed a little stressed out in the outro, I hope he's fine - must be struggling with his addiction

  • @thedon7082
    @thedon7082 6 років тому +1250

    the movie's biggest sin is that there were no Turkish Airlines.

  • @AjaxJP
    @AjaxJP 6 років тому +2045

    They made Cyborg look like a character from Spy Kids 3

    • @jacthwakk8328
      @jacthwakk8328 6 років тому +166

      That's not fair to Spy Kids 3.

    • @michaelvessel4604
      @michaelvessel4604 6 років тому +38

      “Cake”

    • @SableTheSue
      @SableTheSue 6 років тому +58

      Bomberguy Spy Kids 3 is more memorable than Justice League

    • @bigwill5753
      @bigwill5753 6 років тому +56

      Juni Cortez could easily F u k i n g D e s t r o y the justice league

    • @RexyTheMagicalDinaur
      @RexyTheMagicalDinaur 6 років тому +23

      I m T h E r E a L g U y

  • @JakeCuster
    @JakeCuster 6 років тому +1937

    I’m only 2 minutes in and I already know this is going to be Ralph’s commentary magnum opus

    • @undefinedgod6446
      @undefinedgod6446 6 років тому +16

      I couldn't say that to anyone. I wouldn't dare limit life or time. or object them on anyone's mind. least we all find our own faults and dwell.

    • @JakeCuster
      @JakeCuster 6 років тому +4

      Anthony Hutchings damn, that was transcendental

    • @Chvse4U
      @Chvse4U 6 років тому +41

      Anthony Hutchins Good on you for living so eclectic and all, but I strongly doubt this guy was saying this is the best thing Ralph will ever do and that he has peaked. He was paying a compliment. Being philosophical is cool and all but lets not forget to keep things in context and not take things as they aren't just to display your high values. I would limit your time on that high horse you're riding around, hard to apply your divine livestyle from up there.

    • @OldenPage
      @OldenPage 6 років тому +3

      I hit like before I even watched it.

    • @fuzzydunlop7928
      @fuzzydunlop7928 5 років тому +1

      It's the kratom.

  • @patman123ist
    @patman123ist 3 роки тому +123

    "so they do it in a cgi field with his cgi lip"
    the hatred in his voice never fails to make me laugh

  • @tiredcerulean
    @tiredcerulean 6 років тому +585

    The twist of Macon being ‘evil’ is better than all of Justice League

    • @1997residente
      @1997residente 6 років тому +23

      But he ascended. He was already evil

  • @houston-coley
    @houston-coley 6 років тому +601

    The greatest Christmas gift of all

    • @nootnewt3
      @nootnewt3 6 років тому +3

      HoustonProductions1 I know right? I stopped watching my previous video for this.

    • @crazychameleon986
      @crazychameleon986 6 років тому +2

      I thought the greatest Christmas gift was into the spiderverse?

    • @tacokid99
      @tacokid99 6 років тому

      HoustonProductions1 I know right

    • @sparksmcflyyy
      @sparksmcflyyy 6 років тому +1

      oh hi it's Houston

    • @antona.1327
      @antona.1327 6 років тому

      You know that you come out in a lot ways like a sycophant? You always want to asslick all of the popular "THIS MOVIE SUX" channels on YT.

  • @JimmyChampane
    @JimmyChampane 6 років тому +3700

    Can’t tell if you’re actually going to keep the show going but regardless it was a great ride and I’m glad I found your channel.

    • @markparkinson6378
      @markparkinson6378 6 років тому +242

      He said he would keep going, but he would make only his smaller reviews, as he has to keep up with the algorithm.
      Go to 16:00 of his Wish Upon video.

    • @creamygooger
      @creamygooger 6 років тому +246

      He just tweeted out that he's gonna keep em coming. We're winning bois

    • @mohi3123
      @mohi3123 6 років тому +11

      Hey there first stap worried Ralph da movie guy is continuing the ralphthemoviemaker series he posted on twitter it's a story arc that's all hope I helped have a good dayyy

    • @Maxisamo1
      @Maxisamo1 6 років тому +28

      Adam and Alex are calling him out as "RalphTheFuckingLiar" because he kept all of this a secret from them as well. So yes, he is officially back

    • @Left4Coragem
      @Left4Coragem 6 років тому +2

      He's going to keep going...also, don't mind the gun pointing to his head, just outside the camera frame.
      :P

  • @BirchMonkey857
    @BirchMonkey857 4 роки тому +201

    Cesar Romero had a mustache while playing the Joker, and they didn't spend 3 million on that.

    • @superlombax1561
      @superlombax1561 4 роки тому +1

      LlamaLegate I guess cause a mustache would look weirder on a Kryptonian. I dunno.

    • @jakubrejak1114
      @jakubrejak1114 4 роки тому +1

      @@superlombax1561 General Zod & Jor-El had beards. Just saying.

    • @themysteriouscatperson9483
      @themysteriouscatperson9483 4 роки тому +13

      The moustache on cesar romero actually helped the show because it fit perfectly to the campiness and satire

    • @daverobson3084
      @daverobson3084 4 роки тому +2

      $3 million was more than the entire budget for all of the 120 episodes of the TV series put together .

    • @chuck61709
      @chuck61709 3 роки тому +2

      They should have painted over it in Justice League like they did Cesar

  • @osvaldo3753
    @osvaldo3753 6 років тому +2609

    This movie turned Flash into a bad Quicksilver knock off.
    It takes talent to do something that stupid.

    • @eduardmazilescu3846
      @eduardmazilescu3846 6 років тому +7

      How so, if you don't mind explaining? I didn't see the movie and i don't plan to do so, but how can flash be a knock off if he appeared first?

    • @yournan116
      @yournan116 6 років тому +91

      @Augustus Freeman Wally is like that in the comics Barry is a bit more serious

    • @zayray4283
      @zayray4283 6 років тому +27

      @Augustus Freeman No he is not. You dont read comics exposed lmafo

    • @ginogatash4030
      @ginogatash4030 6 років тому +83

      it's almost like they wanted to turn Flash into Spiderman, Aquaman into Thor, Wonderwoman kinda Captain America kinda Black Widow, Cyborg the obbligatory black gang memeber guy in movies, Batman IronMan and good ol Superman just Captain America.

    • @aydenburgess905
      @aydenburgess905 6 років тому +18

      His personality is meh, but tbh I did like their representation of his speed. It's the one thing I don't love in the Flash show, their super speed scenes slow everything down but also put Flash in slowmo, it makes more sense for the world to slow down while he stays in real time

  • @ChosenUndead2
    @ChosenUndead2 5 років тому +2202

    Justice league was an avengers bootleg that was five years too late

    • @matthewmoran5297
      @matthewmoran5297 5 років тому +28

      +Fried .rockV4
      Five years Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too late.

    • @justinwhy6404
      @justinwhy6404 5 років тому +20

      15 years too late

    • @chrisgit4433
      @chrisgit4433 5 років тому +6

      Avengers full movie shady link

    • @laurocoman
      @laurocoman 5 років тому +11

      It's Age of Ultron with bad CGI then.

    • @benjaminlian6180
      @benjaminlian6180 5 років тому

      Explaining something -poorly- correctly

  • @SpeedBoost
    @SpeedBoost 6 років тому +3553

    Can you image the Katana introduction scene being transposed into a Marvel film?
    Imagine that the MCU started with only Iron-Man and Captain America, then went straight to The Avengers, and halfway through the movie just before they travel to fight Loki in Germany, Nick Fury goes,
    ... "This is Thor! He's a Norse God from another dimension, his hammer Mjölnir is the source of all of his power, it gives him superhuman strength, invulnerability and the ability to fly! He's the brother of the guy were about to fight! ... but don't worry there's no Brotherly Love between these two siblings as Loki tried to usurp their family Kingdom from their father Odin and he's been banished from their Kingdom as a punishment! " as Thor flys into the back of the S.H.I.E.L.D Heli-Carrier!
    Like who writes these films?
    Even a twelve year old playing with their action figures would invent a story with a more concise plot than these WB/DC movies!

    • @andrewheaney4874
      @andrewheaney4874 5 років тому +144

      I agree with you on how terrible Katana was introduced in that garbage heap that is Suicide Squad, but Marvel wouldn't do that with Thor if this were to happen.
      Thing is, even in the comics, Katana is not an important character at all. She's not nearly as imperative to the franchise as someone like Thor is to the MCU. She was just kinda there. Your comparison would work better with one of the Guardians like Gamora or Mantis.

    • @PeterGriffin11
      @PeterGriffin11 5 років тому +11

      Marvel and DC both suck

    • @a.smarvelous9149
      @a.smarvelous9149 5 років тому +106

      @@PeterGriffin11 Yet your profile name is a marvel character.

    • @JeekayTenn
      @JeekayTenn 5 років тому +5

      pretty sure her introduction was meant to be a joke

    • @Kickiusz
      @Kickiusz 5 років тому +94

      @Jeekay Tenn The whole movie was a joke

  • @icarusfell13
    @icarusfell13 4 роки тому +295

    i dont know why but when ralph mentions the bad dialogue at 3:32, and then cuts to the kid saying "dick splash," and then him repeating back "dick splash," it kills me every single time.

    • @andrewgallagher7690
      @andrewgallagher7690 3 роки тому +36

      I have no fucking idea why, but when I first saw that part of the video, I had literally no reaction to it. It wasn’t until I saw this comment that I went fucking ballistic at it.

    • @loudmoons
      @loudmoons 2 роки тому +1

      My personal favorite is 3:41

    • @bradleynugent9123
      @bradleynugent9123 2 роки тому

      It's amazing

    • @chillpill1649
      @chillpill1649 2 роки тому +3

      This whole review is comedy gold, ralph is probably one of the most naturally funny guys on this platform. Him going off about drugs and the whole ending skit is fucking hysterical.

  • @Kaidantonio333
    @Kaidantonio333 5 років тому +3926

    If a modern pop-culture villain meant to be popular doesn't generate funny memes, then he has apparently failed as a character.
    Edit: it's not an absolute rule, but the revised Steppenwolf now has funny memes.

    • @LyricsFred
      @LyricsFred 5 років тому +301

      Thanos comment thanos comment

    • @JustKrin
      @JustKrin 5 років тому +469

      It's funny to think how great of a character Thanos is that his dialogue is so well written and at the same time so memeable, get you a villain who can do both

    • @rawrdino7046
      @rawrdino7046 5 років тому +153

      Every jojo villain

    • @bingbong5076
      @bingbong5076 5 років тому +58

      Reality can be whatever I want

    • @keniel-prime6214
      @keniel-prime6214 5 років тому +44

      Or Weirdo Fangirls (Loki)

  • @Kapodaco
    @Kapodaco 6 років тому +380

    Love you, Ralph. Leave or stay, I'll support you all the way.

  • @peparony
    @peparony 6 років тому +320

    The end of an era
    EDIT - lol nevermind he’s keeping it alive

    • @Dakotaidk
      @Dakotaidk 6 років тому +4

      The era... Is ending..

    • @Yapmanpac
      @Yapmanpac 6 років тому +3

      But is it truly the end?

    • @iz723
      @iz723 6 років тому +3

      He just said he's staying tho

  • @DrDolan2000
    @DrDolan2000 5 років тому +572

    "Good movies are in color"
    The Lighthouse: "Hold me pipe, laddie"
    I know he's joking, but I wanted joke too

    • @MaseTwoxen
      @MaseTwoxen 5 років тому +9

      Good joke! *two thumbs up* Ralph pats kunisake on the back

    • @brandon17760
      @brandon17760 4 роки тому +1

      Idk why but I didn't like it that much, yes the acting was good, but I just didn't like the script.

    • @DrDolan2000
      @DrDolan2000 4 роки тому +2

      +@@brandon17760 Different strokes for different folks, bro. Don't sweat it

    • @sarcasticmind1765
      @sarcasticmind1765 4 роки тому

      The lighthouse Sucks Ass it's boring and overrated 🤮🤮💩💩💩💩💩

    • @sarcasticmind1765
      @sarcasticmind1765 4 роки тому +5

      @Thelastmemelord Lol yes out of 10 🤣😂

  • @1080TJ
    @1080TJ 6 років тому +412

    Amy Adams as Lois Lane is one of the biggest wastes of an actor I've ever seen

    • @Chvse4U
      @Chvse4U 6 років тому +4

      I consider it a miscast.

    • @Greigames
      @Greigames 6 років тому +41

      Sharktooth I don’t even think it’s a problem like that, it’s just that Lois Lane Is such a boring useless character

    • @Buttington_Headerson
      @Buttington_Headerson 6 років тому +13

      @@Greigames Lois Lane was made an interesting character in the animated series. In these movies she's just generic love interest that does things that make no sense.

    • @Greigames
      @Greigames 6 років тому +2

      Eye Conqueror that’s mainly what I mean- in the most popular and remembered media she’s not much more than a damsel in distress. She shines well in some storylines but not in anything so exposed as the DCEU

    • @icantthinkofaname1009
      @icantthinkofaname1009 6 років тому +3

      If BvS has actually understood how to construct an evil conspiracy, then having her unravel it and get too close could’ve been a great way to make her character somewhat interesting and actually relevant.
      Like a lot of things, the idea was there but the execution was terrible.

  • @you-got-reported-fam3445
    @you-got-reported-fam3445 6 років тому +1645

    I thought it was pretty good, but it was no Chips (2017)

    • @parkerjeon720
      @parkerjeon720 6 років тому +39

      @@jeffreyspangler9617 How do you eat ass? No way

    • @christiandark3298
      @christiandark3298 6 років тому +20

      @@jeffreyspangler9617 Nah, I just eat chips every day so I can remind myself of the incredible work of art that is Chips (2017)

    • @557deadpool
      @557deadpool 6 років тому

      @@parkerjeon720 it's mostly using your tongue

    • @thelastmemphian
      @thelastmemphian 6 років тому +3

      parker jeon everyone is eating ass you arent eating ass everyones ass it getting eaten

    • @worlds1ep3enthusiast92
      @worlds1ep3enthusiast92 4 роки тому

      Oh I eat ass I eat ass

  • @scortdouglass6641
    @scortdouglass6641 6 років тому +343

    "The Snack Hole" is what they used to call me in prison.

    • @Yoseqlo1
      @Yoseqlo1 6 років тому +7

      If you know what I... oh, forget it.

    • @amateurkpopblogspot
      @amateurkpopblogspot 6 років тому +3

      Your avatar looks like it came out of lemon party.

    • @scortdouglass6641
      @scortdouglass6641 6 років тому

      @@amateurkpopblogspot Indeed. It's a representative image of the average facial expression I get when I take off my pants.

  • @PViolety
    @PViolety 5 років тому +451

    This movie looks like a 1hr and 30min compilation of cutscenes

    • @memeomeme8351
      @memeomeme8351 4 роки тому +30

      If you take the cutscenes from DC fighting games you get a better Justice League movie than the actual one

  • @jamesgodsend
    @jamesgodsend 6 років тому +534

    Ralph destroyed this movie as hard as Henry Cavill's upper lip got destroyed

    • @crazychameleon986
      @crazychameleon986 6 років тому +12

      At least Ralphs was free , cavill's cost a million dollars

    • @thelibyanplzcomeback
      @thelibyanplzcomeback 6 років тому +1

      Ralph destroyed this movie as hard as my dick when I watch anime.

  • @VarinderBhandal
    @VarinderBhandal 6 років тому +247

    Can’t believe we had a Justice League movie. No seriously,I completely forgot about the existence of this movie.

    • @Greigames
      @Greigames 6 років тому +14

      Solutions seriously like halfway into the year I was like “wait I remember the trailer did that come out”

    • @roycastanon5754
      @roycastanon5754 6 років тому +3

      Solutions yeah thank WB for that

    • @nootnewt3
      @nootnewt3 6 років тому

      I just realized that JL was supposed to be a big spectacle but I was so underwhelmed that I left the theater needing a drink.

  • @Marshmallow_Trees
    @Marshmallow_Trees 6 років тому +380

    18:08 I’m genuinely offended by the way Aquaman so enthusiastically littered. That bottle is going to end up broken in a dolphin’s GI tract, man.

    • @Clarissa_Star
      @Clarissa_Star 6 років тому

      So much for being the King of the Ocean, then. :P

    • @jonathanmayland3162
      @jonathanmayland3162 6 років тому +13

      throwing glass bottles in the ocean isnt that bad. Glass isn't going to be consumed by animals, because it doesnt look like a jellyfish or something like that. Bottles can also be used as homes for smaller creatures such as an octopus.

    • @qualivia
      @qualivia 6 років тому

      @@jonathanmayland3162 he slammed it on the ground..... Its gonna be eaten cause its probably small shards now

    • @jonathanmayland3162
      @jonathanmayland3162 6 років тому

      @@qualivia I mean it's not real anyway. But even if they were small shards, the likely wouldn't get consumed by fish still just because they don't float around in the water and appear alive.

  • @Andrewbert109
    @Andrewbert109 4 роки тому +83

    "So Batman drunk drives to the Flash"
    "And Cyborg says, 'ehuhh whatever' and then Wonder Woman is like, 'bleh whatever'"
    I fucking love the way he describes this shit

  • @carolthedimented
    @carolthedimented 5 років тому +1615

    Oh what should I do with $3,000,000?
    A. Make Napoleon Dynamite 7 times.
    B. Cover up Henry Cavill's mustache.

  • @jackbonser8665
    @jackbonser8665 6 років тому +208

    The ralphthemoviemaker series was one of the funniest and most entertaining UA-cam movie review series I’ve seen. It will be a bummer not seeing more of these in the future but I for one totally understand why Ralph doesn’t want to continue nor do I want him to if it no longer brings him joy or fun in his life. I look forward to what he creates in the future whether it be his upcoming videos, episodes on sardonicast and his hopefully long lasting film career. Thanks for all the laughs, Ralph.

  • @couriertx
    @couriertx 6 років тому +1552

    Batman: The Arkamholic
    Wonder Women: Mayor of Poseville
    Super Man: Liptistic Man
    Cyborg: 95% Bad Editing Boy
    Flash: Extreme Virgin
    Aquaman: Ocean Man

    • @couriertx
      @couriertx 6 років тому +23

      I wrote their personality

    • @thefreeburningspirit
      @thefreeburningspirit 6 років тому +24

      @@couriertx *their personalities

    • @danielsmith5318
      @danielsmith5318 6 років тому +49

      I love how Aquaman isn't included in your list I.E he has no personality

    • @shawklan27
      @shawklan27 6 років тому +1

      @@danielsmith5318 haha true

    • @davymachinegun5130
      @davymachinegun5130 5 років тому +30

      Cyborg is the ATi Graphics Man. I'm not even saying this because he's CGI but because he literally looks like a graphics card.

  • @timtam5575
    @timtam5575 4 роки тому +1460

    Who else wants Ralph to cover the Synder cut when it comes out.

    • @PViolety
      @PViolety 4 роки тому +40

      Only reason to be excited.

    • @onespicysauce6599
      @onespicysauce6599 4 роки тому +7

      SuperNitpicker bruh it’s been announced

    • @vanroyal244
      @vanroyal244 4 роки тому +2

      @@SuperNitpicker bruh

    • @dogandsquirrelslol8966
      @dogandsquirrelslol8966 4 роки тому +31

      the snyder cut is probably going to suck as well,bvs and mos sucked ass his last good movie was watchmen.

    • @theeloquentweiner7054
      @theeloquentweiner7054 4 роки тому +36

      @@dogandsquirrelslol8966 watchmen is good but snyder missed the entire point of the story tho

  • @quanduipro204
    @quanduipro204 6 років тому +779

    Missed opportunity to call him ocean man instead of water boy

    • @giovanyzegarra1452
      @giovanyzegarra1452 6 років тому +32

      quanduipro better sea man

    • @jdoog01
      @jdoog01 6 років тому +15

      Or liquid-that-is-clear man

    • @JustNatax3
      @JustNatax3 6 років тому +40

      OCEAN MAN 🌊 😍 Take me by the hand ✋ lead me to the land that you understand 🙌 🌊 OCEAN MAN 🌊 😍 The voyage 🚲 to the corner of the 🌎 globe is a real trip 👌 🌊 OCEAN MAN 🌊 😍 The crust of a tan man 👳 imbibed by the sand 👍 Soaking up the 💦 thirst of the land 💯

    • @davymachinegun5130
      @davymachinegun5130 5 років тому +4

      h2o lad

    • @BerserkerGoji9973
      @BerserkerGoji9973 5 років тому +6

      Jotaro Kujo

  • @shubo4478
    @shubo4478 6 років тому +265

    *Aquaman gets released in Cinemas*
    Ralph: Justice League!
    Me: I ain’t complaining

    • @jbain4750
      @jbain4750 6 років тому +1

      Wait that thing got released already?

    • @PeterGriffin11
      @PeterGriffin11 6 років тому

      I have seen reviews for aquaman one by Andre The Black Nerd and the other by Jeremy John's and they both seemed to like the movie I don't know what the general consensus is for that movie but so far I heard it's nothing special but still good.

    • @fliggy91
      @fliggy91 6 років тому +1

      Madeline Harper I personally prefer it over Wonder Woman which was a movie I liked so I think it was pretty good

    • @antona.1327
      @antona.1327 6 років тому

      Aquaman just broke some records in China. The show goes on, boys and girls.

    • @antona.1327
      @antona.1327 6 років тому

      @, if I'm going to tell you that I found it better than Black Panther (despite the fact that it got three times lower ratings from critics), will it mean anything to you?

  • @JC-D0lphin
    @JC-D0lphin 6 років тому +402

    As a CGI artist, it is much easier to add a moustache to a bare face than it is to take a moustache away, and the results are much more convincing. A little known and rather petty fact is that the studio tried to capitulate -- They asked that if Cavill could shave his moustache for the reshoots, that their VFX department would actually add a CG moustache to Cavill on MI:F -- for free. It was still refused, presumably out of spite.

    • @SPTX.
      @SPTX. 6 років тому +13

      You either don't know what capitulate means, or you're missing a negative adverb somewhere.

    • @jesuschrist921
      @jesuschrist921 6 років тому +16

      @@SPTX. stfu

    • @Cybermat47
      @Cybermat47 6 років тому +27

      SPTX I think you mean “compromise” instead of “capitulate”. Capitulate means surrender, while compromise means to give something up to gain something else.

    • @JC-D0lphin
      @JC-D0lphin 6 років тому +10

      @@SPTX. No, I meant that they surrendered with a view to making an appeal to the opponent, in this case, the other studio.

    • @Kanggaxx
      @Kanggaxx 6 років тому +5

      @@JC-D0lphin Compromise would still fit way better there. It also makes you sound like less of a hipster.

  • @willhewitt1250
    @willhewitt1250 5 років тому +287

    Why is billionaire Bruce Wayne riding a horse to aquaman’s village

    • @nejdalej
      @nejdalej 5 років тому +33

      Because horses are expensive

    • @JoeChillton
      @JoeChillton 4 роки тому +33

      Cause Zack saw a panel of TDKR and thought Batman riding a horse was EPIC, BRO.

    • @dogandsquirrelslol8966
      @dogandsquirrelslol8966 4 роки тому +11

      @@JoeChillton yeah,when he did the 180 degree turn in TDKR with his horse it was freaking badass dude.

    • @0oidiedinatimemachineo024
      @0oidiedinatimemachineo024 4 роки тому +4

      @@JoeChillton lmaooo dude I guarantee this is what happened

    • @lasarousi
      @lasarousi 4 роки тому +9

      Pure breed horses are often more expensive than sports cars.
      Also how much money you think it costs to yfit a horse into a random Island.
      If anything this is the biggest flex Bruce has ever done.

  • @AshlineRtm
    @AshlineRtm 6 років тому +244

    After that ending, I cant tell if hes actually gonna come back or if it was just a skit and hes still leaving.

    • @jamstonjulian6947
      @jamstonjulian6947 6 років тому +87

      Ralph's like superhero movies. They never really go away.

    • @jayko2110
      @jayko2110 6 років тому +41

      I think he might do more videos occasionally but I don't think as long as this one.

    • @blaineishere3851
      @blaineishere3851 6 років тому +2

      Skit.

    • @thedon7082
      @thedon7082 6 років тому +10

      AshlineR remember when he said "I'm done talking about superhero movies"?

    • @kidamnesiak1
      @kidamnesiak1 6 років тому +17

      @@UA-camChannel-dk5xv He stated very seriously and clearly in another video, not in a skit, that he was ending his reviews (the main series on his channel)...effectively basically ending his channel. He didn't just come up with that in this skit as a joke, he stated it sincerely in another video. So this person is right to be confused by that ending being that it was a skit. He said he planned to do one or two more reviews of big movies and that would be it.

  • @dorianl7294
    @dorianl7294 6 років тому +932

    I honestly fucking lose it everytime you edit in that clip of Marc Webb. "Good good, great, got it, good!"

    • @fryPS
      @fryPS 5 років тому +6

      Dorian L Same

    • @papayer
      @papayer 5 років тому +16

      it's the thumbs up that does it for me

    • @jakedanielsen4512
      @jakedanielsen4512 5 років тому +11

      @@papayer That thumbs up brings it all together and turns that clip from good good great got it to a fucking legendary clip

    • @Ten_Thousand_Locusts
      @Ten_Thousand_Locusts 5 років тому +5

      Macon is even wearing a shirt with it.

  • @WALTERRIFIC
    @WALTERRIFIC 6 років тому +1110

    41:19-41:53 That rang more true than I think it was meant to. I found you because I like watching videos about movies and I'm wanting to do those as well. I love your sense of humor and I really enjoyed this video!

    • @pedropony8060
      @pedropony8060 6 років тому +14

      When this nigga with a million subscribers doesn’t get noticed for like 3 days

    • @xtzyshuadog
      @xtzyshuadog 6 років тому +14

      39:04 - 39:43 That rang more true than I think it was meant to. I found you because I got lost on the internet looking for videos conforming to my views, and cat videos. I now live in fear of you
      *and I really enjoyed this video!*

    • @froggotheweebo6806
      @froggotheweebo6806 5 років тому +2

      Oh my god walter!?

    • @Fish_-
      @Fish_- Рік тому

      @@xtzyshuadog higuughguygiu😅ughugggggggyygyyyy😊yum 😊vv you😊😮pu😮o

  • @collinmiller4721
    @collinmiller4721 4 роки тому +76

    Once again the animated universe did it right. In the show (the classic early 2000’s one) the characters always had to grapple with their conflicting ideologies while on the job. Not only that but they took time to have quiet character moments where each member of the team talked about their woes and fears, and those conversations connected you to them, reinforcing the authenticity of their bond.

    • @abombtwin4986
      @abombtwin4986 3 роки тому +11

      Agreed.DC Animation is superior

  • @wheretowatch5568
    @wheretowatch5568 6 років тому +361

    I have no idea where parody begins and real regret begins

  • @andrewwgold
    @andrewwgold 6 років тому +111

    That Marc Webb clip will never not be funny

  • @Monique.Marceline
    @Monique.Marceline 5 років тому +909

    I thought the lip on Macon’s lip was a strip of bacon for too long

  • @oldzem
    @oldzem 2 роки тому +458

    Seeing Ezra Miller now is just absolutely hilarious.

    • @bigcrouton829
      @bigcrouton829 2 роки тому +16

      Came here for this comment lol

    • @yeslol9303
      @yeslol9303 2 роки тому +1

      What did he do?

    • @diccchocolate416
      @diccchocolate416 2 роки тому +29

      @@yeslol9303they became the roaming superiors of hawaii

    • @jacobp8294
      @jacobp8294 2 роки тому +71

      @@yeslol9303 multiple assaults, kidnapping minors, threatening others with a gun, among other activities.

    • @BernardGarcon
      @BernardGarcon 2 роки тому +36

      @@yeslol9303 you'd have an easier time figuring out what that man hasn't done yet

  • @MrBump2
    @MrBump2 6 років тому +143

    ralphthemoviemaker: End Game

  • @angrybidoof847
    @angrybidoof847 5 років тому +585

    Cosplayers can hide eyebrows, beards, mustaches, on a shoe string budget,
    Why didn't use practical effect.it would of been so much cheaper, and better looking

    • @stormintheshell5130
      @stormintheshell5130 5 років тому +33

      fact

    • @laurocoman
      @laurocoman 5 років тому +23

      Cesar Romero did it like 50 years ago.

    • @niko-800
      @niko-800 5 років тому +9

      If you’re referring to the Henry Cavill issue then they had to use the cgi to remove his mustache because he was shooting another movie at the same time and he was not allowed to remove the mustache. So yea, sure it would’ve been so much better but no. A simple mustache removal issue turned into a bigger problem than it should’ve been. And you have to blame WB because they didn’t give the movie enough time for the cgi completion. And even if they did get enough time, how do you mess a mustache removal that badly when you have millions of dollars to use on it.

  • @MilkyWayGrump
    @MilkyWayGrump 6 років тому +301

    What a happy, optimistic, totally not cynical ending!
    Also the CGI mustache hovering in the air between the dog and the thing Macon is holding in the last shot made me cackle

    • @Poio_Freido
      @Poio_Freido 6 років тому +1

      Why did I spoil myself

  • @ps1hagrid355
    @ps1hagrid355 5 років тому +321

    Me: Can we get Avengers?
    Mom: No, we've got Avengers at home.
    Avengers at home:

    • @PViolety
      @PViolety 4 роки тому +13

      Do you talk to fish?

    • @thewlf-man4191
      @thewlf-man4191 4 роки тому +15

      The water does the talking.

  • @markparkinson6378
    @markparkinson6378 6 років тому +212

    So guys, we did it! We allowed Ralph to reach nearly half a million subscribers AND make a 45-minute Justic League video. Ralph must have REALLY released the drones on this one.

    • @Pcuspy
      @Pcuspy 6 років тому +1

      Charles Stiles would be pleased

    • @markparkinson6378
      @markparkinson6378 6 років тому +2

      Not to mention T from Sleepless. :)

    • @ajayrawat1022
      @ajayrawat1022 6 років тому +1

      fellow 13 year old

    • @alphalax7747
      @alphalax7747 6 років тому +3

      Thought you would do a pyro meme

    • @perhaps9460
      @perhaps9460 6 років тому +1

      Mark Parkinson THEY GOT RALPH!

  • @Oceanatornowk
    @Oceanatornowk 6 років тому +155

    No joke, I thought the fake lip was a piece of salmon for way too long.

    • @lancorve2809
      @lancorve2809 6 років тому

      Thank God I'm not the only one.

    • @brutis1520
      @brutis1520 6 років тому +1

      I thought it was shrimp 🍤

    • @buffoonustroglodytus4688
      @buffoonustroglodytus4688 6 років тому

      I thought it was a scampi shrimp

    • @12Daniel34
      @12Daniel34 6 років тому

      Me too, I was like: "Why the fuck won't Superman just wipe that shit off?"

    • @sargenttrrets
      @sargenttrrets 6 років тому +1

      I was leaning in my chair, so i was like paying half attention to macon's lip. At first i thought it was a piece of bacon. Seeing as how his name is Macon.

  • @hankwicklund2182
    @hankwicklund2182 5 років тому +687

    This film does not deserve to use the Danny Elfman Batman music

    • @southpaw117
      @southpaw117 5 років тому +69

      Nor Hans Zimmer's score, as well as John Williams' theme sneaking its way in there.

    • @GomerCranjis
      @GomerCranjis 5 років тому +4

      Wow and to think that he made one of the most iconic superhero themes of all time (Spiderman 1,2, and 3)

    • @JoeyMartz
      @JoeyMartz 5 років тому +4

      Elfman's score for JL was excrement. Junkie XL's score would have been epic.

    • @ianbeach23
      @ianbeach23 5 років тому +5

      Crazy Uncle Hank the only fitting music to play for this movie is the 1960s dance episode music.

    • @F5Metal
      @F5Metal 4 роки тому

      Joseph D. Martínez Junkie XL are overrated trash, Elfman is a legend but he did not fit Justice League.

  • @ninnseek
    @ninnseek 4 роки тому +53

    To this day it still shakes me to my core that they made cyborgs entrance into the the dc universe like this. It hurts.

  • @DangerNuggett
    @DangerNuggett 6 років тому +324

    "oh hey ralph posted something ne-"
    *JUSTICE LEAGUE*
    Me: *nuts*

    • @frogglen6350
      @frogglen6350 6 років тому +3

      I have not seen the end of the review, but this is apparently the last long edited review from Ralph. I hope that by the end, he changes his mind about stopping.

    • @manidavis4126
      @manidavis4126 6 років тому +1

      Zack:I tried

    • @DangerNuggett
      @DangerNuggett 6 років тому +2

      @@frogglen6350 ....you'll see

  • @lepjagman
    @lepjagman 6 років тому +420

    I wish Zack Snyder would've been allowed to finish Justice League as he envisioned it. It would've been hot garbage either way, but at least it would've been thematically consistent hot garbage.

    • @matthewheywood8532
      @matthewheywood8532 6 років тому +6

      Phillip Smith exactly it wouldn’t of been good but it wouldn’t have jumped from tone to tone and color scheme

    • @Fleato
      @Fleato 6 років тому +1

      As if that would have been better. Zac snyder has only made one okay movie and that was 300.... And that wasnt exactly that great

    • @greppim911
      @greppim911 6 років тому +5

      @@Fleato Watchmen was fine.

    • @alalvarez7301
      @alalvarez7301 6 років тому +5

      A bad adaptation thro, which is a shame, because everything about it, the acting, the color palette, the soundtrack, it was all fucking perfect, it was just that the direction was... mediocre.

    • @greppim911
      @greppim911 6 років тому +2

      @@alalvarez7301 Alan Moore comic is vastly superior, as expected from any of his adaptations.

  • @DrShaym
    @DrShaym 6 років тому +844

    They could spend millions of dollars using computer animation to remove Superman's mustache, but they couldn't fix Aquaman's wall eyes?

    • @luizfelipevbf5567
      @luizfelipevbf5567 6 років тому +44

      At least Aquaman looks good in his movie. Here i didn't even knew what his powers were.

    • @manidavis4126
      @manidavis4126 6 років тому

      😂

    • @brettvv7475
      @brettvv7475 6 років тому +38

      Oh, I thought that character was called Handsome Fish Guy. His power is like the ability to find Nemo and bang mermaids or some shit.

    • @Ripcookiethief
      @Ripcookiethief 6 років тому +2

      @@luizfelipevbf5567 he can like...get thrown and has a harpoon and...surfs or something?

    • @luizfelipevbf5567
      @luizfelipevbf5567 6 років тому +7

      @@Ripcookiethief you don't know either, right?
      It's fine, until i watched it in theaters, not a single cartoon explained his powers more than "he talks to fish" or "he has a trident" or "he swims".

  • @kbforme
    @kbforme 4 роки тому +44

    I always thought the concept of the justice league was nonsense seeing as how superman could basically kill the rest of the crew in under 10 seconds with his mustache tied behind his back.

  • @beanchan391
    @beanchan391 6 років тому +468

    It would've been better if there was a plot twist where Zack Synder appears and blows Macon's brains out, saves Ralph, and then they have a reunion scene where they make out or something. Because it's not a DC review without the deep, complex relationship between Ralph and Zack.

    • @beanchan391
      @beanchan391 6 років тому +10

      @Lucas Carvalho Cool, is Charles Stiles going to be in the one of the sequels? Or what about the Ghost of Yankee Jim?

  • @icantthinkofaname1009
    @icantthinkofaname1009 6 років тому +54

    I love that a whimsical, flute heavy Danny Elfman score plays while Wonder Woman attempts to stop terrorists from murdering children.

  • @MichaelHrusovsky
    @MichaelHrusovsky 5 років тому +778

    Nobody is going to address the elepant in the room? Fine, I'll do it.
    NO GREEN LANTERN.

    • @z7983
      @z7983 5 років тому +82

      Who tf gives a shit ? Its not like he was gonna make this movie any less awful

    • @mitchellgeorge6031
      @mitchellgeorge6031 5 років тому +15

      Green Lantern’s the worst one

    • @deione170
      @deione170 5 років тому +107

      @@mitchellgeorge6031 that's a lie we just haven't had a good on screen adaptation

    • @shayla106
      @shayla106 5 років тому +54

      Zaid but it’s okay to give us lame ass aqua man? If done right green lateen can be pretty cool.

    • @fuzzydunlop7928
      @fuzzydunlop7928 5 років тому +46

      Holy shit, I just noticed this, which is really fucked because for some reason he's the first character I think of when I think of the Justice League. (Which admittedly isn't a frequent occurrence)

  • @darthnarak
    @darthnarak 4 роки тому +27

    I love the fact that they spent $3 million for Henry Cavill's CGI, when they could have given him a $30 prop that would do just as well a job for MI6.

  • @itsamewow3100
    @itsamewow3100 6 років тому +75

    When a bunch of people are wishing Ralph goodbye, before they see the end of the video

    • @thorcorp1840
      @thorcorp1840 6 років тому +2

      Ikr

    • @creamygooger
      @creamygooger 6 років тому +45

      I can't tell if he's actually gonna keep making ralphthemoviemaker videos or not. Like I laughed my ass off, but when it ended I can't tell if it was a joke on him stopping or a skit telling everyone he isn't

    • @radiofloyd2359
      @radiofloyd2359 6 років тому +9

      I love how the vid just turned into an art house film in the last 5ish minutes. He makes masterpieces out of mediocrity.

    • @creamygooger
      @creamygooger 6 років тому

      Update: he just tweeted that he's here to stay!! Fuck yES

  • @ridlo6437
    @ridlo6437 6 років тому +60

    This is it. The end of an Era.....
    I feel like the entirety of this series has been building up to this moment. The climax.
    It was a fun ride, Ralph, and can't wait to see what comes next.

    • @diegodankquixote-wry3242
      @diegodankquixote-wry3242 6 років тому +1

      Haven't watched it yet. hope this is the most epick anime ending of all time and that it makes so joyfully that I pee happy tears of pink lemonade (not blood) out of my eyes.

  • @krimsonklaww611
    @krimsonklaww611 5 років тому +839

    How about instead of removing the mustache, make a joke about how his mustache was still growing while he was dead.

    • @inr9751
      @inr9751 4 роки тому +86

      Krimson Klaww Let him grow a beard, ffs. Just like in the comics!

    • @bible91
      @bible91 4 роки тому +63

      A joke in Zack Snyder’s masterpiece? Blasphemy.

    • @cannonfodder4000
      @cannonfodder4000 4 роки тому +3

      How did this get 500 thumbs up lol. If they did what your suggesting he'd need a fake beard too.
      "How should we deal with this mustache issue? oh just focus more on it in the movie"

    • @krimsonklaww611
      @krimsonklaww611 4 роки тому +24

      @@cannonfodder4000 so finding some kind of workaround for a problem is worse than pretending it doesn't exist? You'd fit in perfectly in politics.

    • @cannonfodder4000
      @cannonfodder4000 4 роки тому +2

      @@krimsonklaww611 Strawmanning someone's stance an issue with no evidence? I'd say you're better suited for politics than me bro.
      Finding a workaround is better, just your workaround sucks.

  • @kalcool1266
    @kalcool1266 3 роки тому +23

    30:59 "Kill her off. Please. Do anything with her--just, just--I don't wanna see her anymore."
    Snyder: And I took that personally

  • @ericw1340
    @ericw1340 6 років тому +139

    Thanks for all the great memories. Good luck.

  • @HighCaliberGarbage
    @HighCaliberGarbage 5 років тому +239

    This movie would have been perfect if Kite Man was in it.

    • @nra3zehuti781
      @nra3zehuti781 4 роки тому +17

      Ahhh finally an intellectual

    • @tacosalesman7544
      @tacosalesman7544 4 роки тому +6

      HELL YEAH

    • @pentelegomenon1175
      @pentelegomenon1175 4 роки тому +4

      I literally have always been a fan of Kite Man and I can't believe that someone in the industry finally realized how great he is. I assume they'll ruin it someday, and it'll be back to just me loving him again.

    • @pentelegomenon1175
      @pentelegomenon1175 4 роки тому +1

      @prickly pear You know how sometimes a writer falls in love with a weird character, like Frank Miller with Daredevil, for me that would be Kite Man.

  • @MegaSnowman79
    @MegaSnowman79 6 років тому +811

    This actually became super depressing towards the end. Ralph I have watched you since you were small, and I was disappointed when I heard you were ending your show. I want you to know that I am a very young idiot child, and was just hoping that you would announce one more thing. Maybe an Aqua Man review, maybe do a BumbleBee review, maybe continue your other series or do something with Macon. But seeing you looking like a drug addict putting on a fake cold empty face and pretending to be happy...It kind of clicked. I accept that you are leaving now, I wish you farewell, and thank you for being one of the funniest, original, and inspiring film critics on youtube. You are the reason I became so much more invested in film and I'm currently trying to get a youtube channel going. Thank you.

    • @anika21__21
      @anika21__21 6 років тому +46

      Bart Simpson he isn’t ending Ralphthemoviemaker reviews. He tweeted about it

    • @SolsticeWhisper
      @SolsticeWhisper 6 років тому +22

      @@anika21__21 you must be new here

    • @owenfarmer5441
      @owenfarmer5441 6 років тому +27

      He's not actually ending the series, he mentioned on twitter that he's going to continue the series and that him ending the series was actually just a publicity stunt to build up hype for this video.

    • @RosieJonesRules
      @RosieJonesRules 6 років тому +4

      Blame SJW UA-cam and the adpocalypse

    • @drunkenbaker3507
      @drunkenbaker3507 6 років тому +22

      hold on a moment. Guys I don't think this is actually the real Bart Simpson I mean I'm not 100% sure but I do have doubts

  • @ericksantoscruz2951
    @ericksantoscruz2951 2 роки тому +24

    He jokingly said this was the end of the channel but honestly he never was the same after this vid

    • @realquestforgreatness
      @realquestforgreatness 2 роки тому +6

      2018 unironically was the end of an era. Everything got worse after 2018 permanently

    • @idiot_city5444
      @idiot_city5444 10 місяців тому

      ​@@realquestforgreatnesstoo true

    • @theblueprint2001
      @theblueprint2001 8 місяців тому +1

      he said on his Wish Upon video that his last highly edited funny one would be Justice League

  • @poopa854
    @poopa854 6 років тому +244

    You have no idea how fukcing long I've been waiting for this
    Love ya Ralph

    • @poopa854
      @poopa854 6 років тому +2

      Alcoon Slambag That's probably because I didn't see the announcement but hey what do I know

    • @cupoftea1668
      @cupoftea1668 6 років тому

      how long it would take him to make this video

  • @AxelDark100
    @AxelDark100 6 років тому +148

    It's sad that we probably won't get 'Bad Alien shows'
    Edit: We probably will get it!

    • @graysonl1231
      @graysonl1231 6 років тому +2

      Axel Dark finish the video

    • @bunni2583
      @bunni2583 6 років тому

      Be the change you want to see in the world.

    • @AxelDark100
      @AxelDark100 6 років тому

      G Man yup, and I just read Ralph’s post that he will continue, and that’s great

  • @Lawa_kun
    @Lawa_kun 6 років тому +205

    the affleck drunk jokes killed me

  • @arrionarchie2120
    @arrionarchie2120 4 роки тому +47

    The snyder cut is coming. You're not done yet ralph...

  • @rotwang2000
    @rotwang2000 6 років тому +311

    They are called actors not because they portray people on screen, but because they have go on stage and sell a dumpster fire of a movie with a smile and pretend it has exceeded all other human achievements and endeavours.

    • @Da_Swifta
      @Da_Swifta 6 років тому +28

      Tbh if the acting in the movie was half as good as in that interveiw maybe I would actually consider watching it.

    • @practicalpisces
      @practicalpisces 6 років тому +4

      @@Da_Swifta Quality comment right here. 👍

    • @-Zakhiel-
      @-Zakhiel- 6 років тому +1

      @Ironclaw XII well... what you would them to do ? Going on interviews sayin' "yeah, it's a piece of trash" ? You do realise they are obligated by contract to promote the movie ?

    • @chrollo4836
      @chrollo4836 6 років тому

      @Ironclaw XII literally what I was just thinking.

    • @-Zakhiel-
      @-Zakhiel- 6 років тому

      @Ironclaw XII Sorry to state the obvious but you didn't seemed to grasp that simple concept.

  • @Yoshimaniac
    @Yoshimaniac 6 років тому +722

    aw sweet new ralph video let me go get my CHIPS

    • @manaellarina
      @manaellarina 6 років тому +13

      Yoshimaniac wash that shit down with some T

    • @sertiana2512
      @sertiana2512 6 років тому +12

      Was your chips delivered using Iraqi foodcart?

    • @Hellsinger89
      @Hellsinger89 6 років тому +4

      Get tea and put up a dozen cameras to capture it from every angle.

    • @MrAndrewrock
      @MrAndrewrock 6 років тому +6

      she ate my butt *winks*

    • @itsthecomcom
      @itsthecomcom 4 роки тому +1

      Bro this aint like 2014 ytps arent a thing anymore

  • @soupple
    @soupple 5 років тому +507

    Isn't it crazy how Ralph can pull you into a story that's in a REVIEW better than ACTUAL MOVIES

    • @PViolety
      @PViolety 4 роки тому +5

      Nowadays it’s not crazy.

    • @soupple
      @soupple 4 роки тому +6

      @@PViolety oh how the times have changed in a year

  • @CuteSkyler
    @CuteSkyler 5 років тому +98

    Henry Cavill's bad moustache CGI can have an entire video dedicated to it alone.

  • @bigwill5753
    @bigwill5753 6 років тому +233

    They used 3 million dollars to remove a moustache
    When you can buy one for 10 dollars at Chemist Warehouse

    • @mengutimur
      @mengutimur 5 років тому +2

      It's called a nudestache.

  • @adamdriver8577
    @adamdriver8577 6 років тому +651

    You missed the opportunity to call her Lois Lame

  • @luizfernandodonascimento3413
    @luizfernandodonascimento3413 5 років тому +539

    They tried to make Aquaman the DC's Thor.
    The flash was their spiderman homecoming...
    I don't know what to say.

    • @sarcasticmind1765
      @sarcasticmind1765 5 років тому +60

      And Batman was their Ironman 😜🤣😂

    • @anikmonette2140
      @anikmonette2140 5 років тому +28

      Yeah... That's what I though. I mean, even Steppen wolf was a Thor Ragnarok rippof! He felt like a Hela copy cat in some regard, but where Hela felt real and imposing, Steppen Wolf felt fake and underwhelming.

    • @clawdenemunster4319
      @clawdenemunster4319 5 років тому +33

      @@anikmonette2140 actually, no. justice league came out like one or two years before Ragnarok. JL was trying to be more of avengers. Batman is Ironman, the Flash is Spiderman and ofc Steppen is Loki, but I'm going to say it's probably because joss directed avengers so ofc he's going to do an avengers themed movie

    • @Schnappss
      @Schnappss 4 роки тому +12

      @@danielalmodovarrico8134 it doesn't take a month to make a movie though

    • @masterstepz9800
      @masterstepz9800 4 роки тому +6

      @@clawdenemunster4319 Steppen wolf is nothing like Loki. Loki had personality and was real. Only thing they had in common is that they got their ass handed to them, by the physically strongest characters in the movie.

  • @zkincheloe1412
    @zkincheloe1412 5 років тому +25

    Martha's reaction to Superman coming back from the dead is the same as when a soldier surprises their mom. But less.