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  • @IHE
    @IHE 6 років тому +10233

    I cried at the end when the love interest died :(
    No I don’t mean chris pineapple I mean Zack Snyder in this review

    • @flaminghell417
      @flaminghell417 6 років тому +486

      It was really sad. I wish they didn't kill off such a compelling character.

    • @SighIGuess777
      @SighIGuess777 6 років тому +149

      Perhaps Macon will become the new love interest in the sequel

    • @SighIGuess777
      @SighIGuess777 6 років тому +133

      It'll be time for Ralph to love again. But first.. He's going to have to figure out how to love himself.

    • @SighIGuess777
      @SighIGuess777 6 років тому +65

      Will Ralph find love?

    • @SighIGuess777
      @SighIGuess777 6 років тому +60

      Will Zack Snyder's death be avenged?

  • @wtftelex
    @wtftelex 6 років тому +849

    Fake Zack Snyder's character arc was infinitely more complex than Wonder Woman's... the ending made me shed a tear. deadass.

    • @travishimebaugh8381
      @travishimebaugh8381 6 років тому +17

      Sure, but what happened to Martha?

    • @OdaSwifteye
      @OdaSwifteye 6 років тому +47

      Martha? Why did you say that name?

    • @destroyerblackdragon
      @destroyerblackdragon 6 років тому +2

      What happened to Zach Snyders realization of the suicide squad movie?

    • @guy8528
      @guy8528 6 років тому +2

      Whose ass died?

    • @isaac_759
      @isaac_759 4 роки тому

      whos fake?

  • @matttomlinson5247
    @matttomlinson5247 6 років тому +446

    You know when you walk up to an NPC over and over and they have a list of different phrases to say?
    “You’re stronger than you believe”
    “You keep doubting yourself Diana”
    “You have greater powers than you know”
    Yeah.

    • @neilbreen371
      @neilbreen371 6 років тому +1

      hahA great one

    • @Odinsday
      @Odinsday 6 років тому +5

      This movie gave me Vietnam flashbacks for Sonic 06'.

  • @betoallen8354
    @betoallen8354 4 роки тому +755

    Honestly out the most frustrating part of this movie was the portrayal of world war 1 era Germany as essentially Nazi Germany

    • @cashtache
      @cashtache 3 роки тому +9

      Good point

    • @EmperorMingg
      @EmperorMingg 3 роки тому +10

      I’d never considered that... but you’re right!

    • @mitchellgeorge6031
      @mitchellgeorge6031 3 роки тому +24

      Or just the portrayal of World War I in general. She would have died immediately after sticking her head out of the trench.

    • @oobrocks
      @oobrocks 3 роки тому

      1000% wrong but how would u know

    • @matthewharris8819
      @matthewharris8819 3 роки тому

      I'm guessing you didn't watch it. They portrayed Ludendorff as a bad guy. But most of the Germans were portrayed accurately.

  • @pjdougherty6442
    @pjdougherty6442 6 років тому +1923

    I honestly think it’d be far better if Ares didn’t show up at the end, it’d just fit the themes better if she was simply wrong about Ares’ involvement and had to accept that at the end.

    • @endlessetudes2029
      @endlessetudes2029 6 років тому +217

      I thought that's what they were gonna do because that would've been the only real character growth possible by the end of the movie... but NOPE.

    • @LordBigMcLargeHuge
      @LordBigMcLargeHuge 6 років тому +117

      Absolutely agree, also the fight scene was boring as shit but I i dont think we should blame the director because it was probably the higher ups who decided that must happen

    • @musicf3b
      @musicf3b 6 років тому +44

      I agree they could have justified that guy's stupid magic pills by making him the final villain. He could have been like Bane and his overuse of the drug could kill him after Diana spares him in the end.

    • @travishimebaugh8381
      @travishimebaugh8381 6 років тому +48

      Or if Ares is just an arms dealer or something. Just, ultimately he doesn't pose a physical threat and isn't the direct cause of the war.

    • @adama.7735
      @adama.7735 6 років тому +16

      She was wrong about Ares’ involvement. She thought he was responsible for the war, and it turns out he wasn’t.

  • @BlocktorwhoUnlimited
    @BlocktorwhoUnlimited 6 років тому +4867

    Ralph has given Zack Snyder more character growth than Zack Snyder could ever give any of his characters

    • @lynackhilou4865
      @lynackhilou4865 6 років тому +56

      BlocktorwhoUnlimited best comment ever

    • @noname-nm3cx
      @noname-nm3cx 6 років тому +19

      BlocktorwhoUnlimited comment of the year

    • @Sarbnoor
      @Sarbnoor 5 років тому +2

      Lyna Ckhilou what is it he deleted it lol

    • @dignerds
      @dignerds 5 років тому +5

      Factually incorrect

    • @bigman489
      @bigman489 5 років тому +1

      Sarbnoor Sidhu Op might have changed names.

  • @ThePichu100
    @ThePichu100 6 років тому +310

    That ending was an unexpected and dark turn for the Ralph Cinematic Universe.

    • @chumsnotreal
      @chumsnotreal 6 років тому +2

      The question is, when is the sequel coming?

  • @CoolUsernameUSA
    @CoolUsernameUSA 2 роки тому +124

    I cried when Wonder Woman teamed up with Charles Stiles to stop Aries from cheating at the Cheesys Grilled Cheese Challenge. Everyone broke down in tears, Emmy worthy scene.

    • @janjanbinks1710
      @janjanbinks1710 Рік тому +20

      The god-killer was the Iraqi food cart. My whole theater cried when Wonder Woman released the drone.

  • @tntnuke659
    @tntnuke659 6 років тому +737

    Ralphthemoviemaker, the story of a man with multiple personalities coming to terms with himself

  • @barneythedinosaur4877
    @barneythedinosaur4877 6 років тому +1980

    Towards the last 20 minutes I thought I started crying but it was just my eyes bleeding
    Ralph are you trying to make dinosaurs go extinct because you're doing a good job that joke is killing me

    • @Konoronn
      @Konoronn 6 років тому +28

      Barney TheDinosaur Ralph doesn't like you very much

    • @ChristopherHaleFilms
      @ChristopherHaleFilms 6 років тому +3

      Barney TheDinosaur Ralph doesn't like you that much

    • @purplelizard2348
      @purplelizard2348 6 років тому +13

      Ralph doesn't like you very much

    • @AdaEditing
      @AdaEditing 6 років тому +62

      > Are you trying to make dinosaurs go extinct?
      Guys should we tell him?

    • @purplelizard2348
      @purplelizard2348 6 років тому +13

      TheMemeWalker Why aren't submitting to the hive? Ralph doesn't like you very much

  • @DrShaym
    @DrShaym 6 років тому +3217

    Yeah, let's publish a 45-minute video at six in the morning on a Sunday.

    • @james-rg5uk
      @james-rg5uk 6 років тому +5

      ayyy Dr Shaym

    • @PeachFlavoredKaiju
      @PeachFlavoredKaiju 6 років тому +99

      Hey its a Ralph video so I'm not complaining

    • @krassertyp9087
      @krassertyp9087 6 років тому +8

      Dr Shaym It's 12am for me

    • @Moridin69
      @Moridin69 6 років тому +4

      Probably just finished the upload/render or whatever

    • @Poio_Freido
      @Poio_Freido 6 років тому +1

      What are you doing here?

  • @iamthewalrus8677
    @iamthewalrus8677 6 років тому +920

    I feel like Patty Jenkins probably wanted the more simple ending because the film was clearly building up to the message about the gray morality of war. But I'm sure that Warner Bros was like "that's not big enough bad guy fight need to happen durrr"

    • @hepty3179
      @hepty3179 5 років тому +25

      Even if WB wanted a big fight scene jenkins could have continued with her "things are more grey than black and white.”But she doesnt.

    • @cobradragon-wt4tp
      @cobradragon-wt4tp 4 роки тому +80

      Its a big problem with Hollywood in general. Lots of movies that have the main conflict being an emotional one between two close characters or the character trying to overcome their own flaws always stuff a big cliche villain in for the climax.

    • @starviper1646
      @starviper1646 4 роки тому +2

      You should put the blame on Geoff Johns.

    • @jackwhite7955
      @jackwhite7955 4 роки тому +2

      Cough, Palpatine in rise of Skywalker, cough.

    • @CletusCorpse-Raiser
      @CletusCorpse-Raiser 4 роки тому

      @@jackwhite7955 Palpatine was the best thing in that trilogy.

  • @bepis3966
    @bepis3966 6 років тому +1799

    Germans probably thought that it was pretty unfair for Brits having the Wonder Woman on their side in the First World War, but nobody would listen if you told them you lost the war because a bulletproof woman smashed your lines and destroyed your super weapon project, so they just blamed Jews for the defeat and then they wanted to a rematch.
    And that's how Wonder Woman indirectly caused the Second World War and Holocaust.

    • @bryanmanuel4945
      @bryanmanuel4945 6 років тому +116

      When you think about it, it makes a lot of sense so Wonder Woman caused more harm than good at the end of the day and next 21 years.

    • @shianeruu4359
      @shianeruu4359 5 років тому +53

      Me: * grabs tin foil hat *

    • @optimisticwhovian1726
      @optimisticwhovian1726 5 років тому +69

      Yes its funny how at Hitler's Nuremburg rallies Wonder Woman is never given a mention, I guess Hitler was secretly just too humiliated to bring it up.

    • @callistoaltair3997
      @callistoaltair3997 5 років тому +61

      Funny thing is that Gal Gadot is an Israeli, so that makes sense lol

    • @superlombax1561
      @superlombax1561 5 років тому +1

      Bepis That actually makes sense tbh

  • @42ndblaze43
    @42ndblaze43 6 років тому +2436

    Ralph: "Towards the last 20 minutes or so I thought I was crying but then I checked and it was just my eyes bleeding"
    I cried in the theater while watching the movie honestly... Oh no, not because it was emotional it was because we finally got color in a dceu film.

    • @CalebCraft10
      @CalebCraft10 6 років тому +18

      Ikr?

    • @dcmarvelcomicfans9458
      @dcmarvelcomicfans9458 5 років тому +9

      I was sad when Steve died although I wish they change the ending and also the villain doctor poison motivations and maker a complex or the character like Magneto is to Charles Xavier

    • @nhwf6736
      @nhwf6736 5 років тому +3

      That has to be my favorite line Ralph has ever said.

    • @Ok-eg8dg
      @Ok-eg8dg 5 років тому

      Actually, weirdly enough, the scene in BVS where kryptonite was found had bright colours in it.

    • @42ndblaze43
      @42ndblaze43 5 років тому +1

      batman Inconsistency? In a DCEU movie? Dude it’s all good the film more than makes up for it by adding an incredibly hard to see, in the dark fight between Superman and Batman.

  • @SisterEllipsis
    @SisterEllipsis 6 років тому +835

    Why is the character development of ralph and fake zack snyder in the middle of a wonder woman review so intensely compelling???? 10/10 would cry at wonder woman review again

    • @shannonwelsh3521
      @shannonwelsh3521 6 років тому

      MEEE

    • @kenzikapture3729
      @kenzikapture3729 6 років тому +1

      Anastasia Delpierre
      I guess the chemistry between Ralph & *Fake* Synder mesmerizing.

  • @Desann432
    @Desann432 5 років тому +276

    Zack: Who the hell is charles?
    Charles: Hi i'm Charles Stiles, Mystery Diner.

    • @PViolety
      @PViolety 4 роки тому +4

      Charles: I WILL DESTROY YOU!

    • @HotFootBunny
      @HotFootBunny 4 роки тому +7

      Charles: *RELEASE THE DRONE*

  • @masterstepz9800
    @masterstepz9800 6 років тому +664

    Ralph. I have to say that your CGI face of Zack Snyder is better than superman’s CG mustache.

  • @anoukh100
    @anoukh100 6 років тому +258

    Zack snyder in this video looks more realistic then
    superman's cgi face in justice league lmao

    • @GalacticLoafy
      @GalacticLoafy 6 років тому +8

      Anouk Haudenhuyse yeah what was with that? No one else I went to the movie with even noticed that...

    • @asaltyone3015
      @asaltyone3015 6 років тому +8

      Waste of millions just for a mustache.

  • @bensmith3272
    @bensmith3272 6 років тому +632

    “Who wrote this-oh.”

    • @shannonwelsh3521
      @shannonwelsh3521 6 років тому +2

      My fave part lol

    • @patrickdixon7390
      @patrickdixon7390 6 років тому +2

      Ben Smith, love that part 😄

    • @adama.7735
      @adama.7735 5 років тому +2

      Zack Snyder didn’t even write the movie, so that “point” doesn’t really work.

  • @dacienfelice2993
    @dacienfelice2993 4 роки тому +206

    I burst out laughing at the "I thought I was crying but realized it was just my eyes bleeding" joke.

    • @matthewharris8819
      @matthewharris8819 3 роки тому

      I started laughing when it was clear that hes a bitter little incel who doesnt know what hes talking about.

    • @creeperhunterD
      @creeperhunterD 3 роки тому +5

      @@matthewharris8819 Cope harder

    • @galleryofrogues
      @galleryofrogues 3 роки тому +1

      @@matthewharris8819 L O L you serious??

  • @skooptywooop1030
    @skooptywooop1030 6 років тому +157

    I like how Wonder Woman takes place in WWI which proves her wrong because it only got worse in WWII beating Ares did nothing.

  • @retlaw83
    @retlaw83 6 років тому +339

    I was with this movie until the last 10 minutes. Whole thing built to the point that killing one guy won't stop the war and that real problems are more nuanced.
    Then the bad guy she had to kill shows up literally twirling his mustache.

    • @SamMiddleton614
      @SamMiddleton614 6 років тому +4

      I share a similar opinion, this movie is like a 6/10 until the end and it becomes far worse

    • @Wargoat6
      @Wargoat6 6 років тому +11

      retlaw83 I hate when comic book movies end with a boss fight.

    • @Perzyn
      @Perzyn 6 років тому +12

      I think having Ares show up could have been ok idea, if it was still 1916 or 1917, with the twist that it wasn't Ares who caused the WW I, but WW I that drawn Ares. This way his death doesn't end the war, but the movie still gets its climactic CGI battle.

    • @swanpride
      @swanpride 6 років тому

      Pretty much, yeah. There were some issues I had with it (like the beach fight, I felt that thing was terrible staged, it made the amazons look like idiots for giving up their position), but those were mostly minor flaws I could have accepted with they had pulled off the ending. I would put Wonder Woman on one level with Ironman 3, which is also a movie which mostly works for me until the last 20 minutes really mess everything up.

    • @sauna-man3024
      @sauna-man3024 6 років тому

      To be fair, if I had that mustache I would be twirling it too.

  • @conorevilvillainmonologuem5448
    @conorevilvillainmonologuem5448 6 років тому +407

    Expect Ralph to make a 45 minutes video about why he hates Wonder Woman after a 1 hour video with IHE! I appreciate you man!

    • @ewan5372
      @ewan5372 6 років тому +8

      Jingle Dangle also tlj and saturation iii in the same week

    • @GewoonRood
      @GewoonRood 6 років тому +5

      Brownloaf What a time to be alive

    • @shahalamtuhin
      @shahalamtuhin 6 років тому

      Jingle Dangle how can find his video with ihe?

    • @OtakuGuyover1000
      @OtakuGuyover1000 6 років тому +1

      frost bitten go onto IHE’s channel and watch the latest video

  • @fuzzydunlop7928
    @fuzzydunlop7928 5 років тому +283

    I'm not normally judgmental but I'm judging the people who said they cried over this shit something fierce.

    • @darkstar4494
      @darkstar4494 4 роки тому

      Fuzzy Dunlop what is the judgment?

    • @pillowcasecorner7519
      @pillowcasecorner7519 4 роки тому +16

      Like dood, I LITERALLY had a waterfall of tears cuz it was so heartbreaking when a womyn appeared on screen like for realsies I’m just tearing up thinking about it.
      Yea what happened exactly? Oh look it’s the Amazon island wowww. What is there to cry about anywhere? From the same crowd that screams at the top of their lungs when there’s a minor twist in a thingy they’re watching. “OMGGG!!!” *Throws everything around room* is usually the procedure.

    • @NGRevenant
      @NGRevenant 3 роки тому +6

      I will never understand how someone can shed a tear over a fucking capeshit superhero movie it's like crying over saturday morning cartoons

    • @volkmardeadguy1557
      @volkmardeadguy1557 3 роки тому +2

      @Cristo Alba if you dont cry at uncle ben dying, are you even capable of emotion?

    • @blacklivesorblackvotes2985
      @blacklivesorblackvotes2985 3 роки тому +4

      @@volkmardeadguy1557 since when did you have to cry to be sad?

  • @NIKSEEN
    @NIKSEEN 6 років тому +461

    Why are World War 1 Germans suddenly as villainous as World War 2 Germans?

    • @Zaob36
      @Zaob36 5 років тому +119

      Because Americans think the Germans were the bad guys in WW1 too

    • @davidjames-cameron617
      @davidjames-cameron617 5 років тому +75

      @@Zaob36 no its because Patty Jenkins was copying Captain America

    • @mattmurray6125
      @mattmurray6125 5 років тому +4

      Because movie

    • @fuzzydunlop7928
      @fuzzydunlop7928 5 років тому +42

      @@mattrogersftw It wasn't "at one point" - both sides did it pretty much right around the same time. The Germans technically held the first attack but it was a disaster that exposed their own lines to the chemical agent. The only bad folks in the war were the ones in charge, which is why so many empires wouldn't exist by the end of the war as their own people turned on them and created new countries in their place.

    • @PanzerPlant
      @PanzerPlant 5 років тому +9

      Boaz Sardjoe Ironically, the only guy who didn’t want to blame Germany for the war afterwards was the American President. It’s funny how things have gotten kinda switched around.

  • @xunkownedx
    @xunkownedx 6 років тому +262

    I fell out of my chair laughing when you showed they reused the same shot of her jumping into the bell tower for the last shot, and then the production budget.

    • @reddragon0624
      @reddragon0624 6 років тому +35

      xunknowedx Oh god that was laughably bad. I still think that the perfect way for this movie to end would be if they cut back to present day and it’s shown she was telling her story to Bruce Wayne.

    • @LateMovieReviews
      @LateMovieReviews 6 років тому +1

      I also laughed at the young Diane jumping off a cliff. And reusing the same “what the!” audio

  • @MatthewC33199
    @MatthewC33199 6 років тому +1126

    Those last minutes with Zack was some mind-bending shit

    • @accomplishedmedic8
      @accomplishedmedic8 6 років тому +73

      It made me feel sad. Goodbye Zack Snyder. You were the best worst director.

    • @windowwax
      @windowwax 6 років тому +71

      I like the idea of his impressions and fictional characters being sentient and he is just some mastermind who uses them for entertainment.

    • @ivaningram5884
      @ivaningram5884 6 років тому +39

      I was quite baked and genuinely loved that shit. The fact that he made such a dumb joke impacting is a testament to Ralph's skill.

    • @rascoehunter3608
      @rascoehunter3608 6 років тому +6

      Listen to the sound effect at 42:00

    • @Sly_Maverick_31
      @Sly_Maverick_31 6 років тому +1

      Matthew C.
      Wassup Matt.

  • @papayer
    @papayer 5 років тому +938

    Honestly the prospect of people crying watching this film on theaters is hilarious to me

    • @mohamedtoure4388
      @mohamedtoure4388 4 роки тому +44

      @Justin Gary Nothing against Gal Gadot but I just can't get over her horrible and weak acting.

    • @gum8191
      @gum8191 4 роки тому +11

      Life unworthy of life.

    • @vanroyal244
      @vanroyal244 4 роки тому +4

      I sheaded a tear, but I didn't cry so to speak. I mean, this plot is nothing I haven't seen before.

    • @mmaScholar99
      @mmaScholar99 4 роки тому +20

      I was crying too, but not in the way the film makers wanted me to.

    • @Anthonycheesman33
      @Anthonycheesman33 3 роки тому +7

      Yea god forbid people have emotions seeing themselves on screen lol.

  • @moonknightress5059
    @moonknightress5059 6 років тому +2688

    I think the Reason this Movie was so well received was because this is
    a) easily the best Superhero Movie with a female main Lead (Which is a pretty low bar to set) and
    b) probably the best DCEU Movie (also a a pretty low bar).
    It's like comparing rotten Food with Shit.

    • @nhwf6736
      @nhwf6736 5 років тому +59

      @@Visitormassacre ya but like really bad fast food.

    • @RoarOfWolverine
      @RoarOfWolverine 5 років тому +41

      I agree. If you compare this to MCU movies, it would be a nice effort, but just okay. I found many of the fight scenes in Wonder Woman as disjointed as the fight scenes in all other DCEU movies. A lot of tight shots with few wide establishing shots and when they do cut wide, it never really lines up with the close shot. Continuity is bad. Characters are in poses or position impossible based on the close angle. I don’t know exactly, just don’t flow like MACU fight scenes. It’s easy to get lost and not know who is hitting who.
      When compared to other DCEU movies, this is a masterpiece. A good analogy, “compare rotten food to shit”.

    • @theemperorprotectsloyalist9307
      @theemperorprotectsloyalist9307 5 років тому

      @sudha bhatt Agreed.

    • @kylefrank638
      @kylefrank638 5 років тому +29

      So Wonder Woman is fast food, Man of Steel is expired food, Justice League is fecal matter.
      I'd say Suicide Squad was throw-up, and Dawn of Justice was a placenta left in the sun.

    • @kylefrank638
      @kylefrank638 5 років тому +43

      @sudha bhatt I cannot fathom how one can enjoy Wonder Woman more than Guardians 2. Guardians 2 has like a flawless script, every single character has a payoff or at least grows over time, it's got humor, it's got themes, it's got a stellar cast, and it makes you cry for the death of a blue guy that was a secondary antagonist in the last movie.

  • @brendanmurphy4034
    @brendanmurphy4034 6 років тому +334

    Idea: Wonder Woman storms the trenches and slays most of the Germans, but after she is done she looks upon the carnage. These are conscripts given guns, not warriors. Some can be bleeding out, other crying out for god or mother or whatever, and there's this one German holding his dying friend while he points a gun at WW. She doesn't do anything, she feels pity, sadness, and disgust for herself. Then the allied soldiers kill the remining Germans and even the wounded ones while Chris Pratt kills the one pointing a gun at WW. Thus she learns this isn't the glory of war she has experienced by brutal and cruel

    • @basement-dwellingvirgin7099
      @basement-dwellingvirgin7099 6 років тому +52

      Brendan Murphy FYI, Star Lord isn't in this movie

    • @travishimebaugh8381
      @travishimebaugh8381 6 років тому +43

      Another idea: Wonder Woman finds that despite her best efforts she hasn't managed to quell mankind's warlike nature. However, she can provide a better example for the human race. Cut to the final scene: an older Steve Trevor fights alongside his men in World War II. Everything seems hopeless until an Angel-of-Mons-type figure appears to save the lives of his men.
      Eh? Eh?

    • @mayumayudreams
      @mayumayudreams 6 років тому +51

      Damn, why aren't you working on the script for DC movies?

    • @coh2conscript851
      @coh2conscript851 6 років тому +7

      Yes please

    • @danic2514
      @danic2514 6 років тому +28

      Man this would be really cool since it could become so inspired by wartime literature like Night by Elie Wiesel or The Book Thief (these involve WW2 but still). It's a disappointment that they only acknowledge a theme but don't do something like you've done and try to flesh it out. The point of having characters and plot is to use it to really show what you are trying to say without explaining it blatantly, so the audience can really take it in and experience what you want them to know. Well done dude

  • @gravenightghoul
    @gravenightghoul 6 років тому +515

    This video had a better plot twist than Wonder Woman.

    • @koomekimathi8011
      @koomekimathi8011 6 років тому +1

      bound by water lol thats true

    • @JinchK
      @JinchK 6 років тому +3

      bound by water Wonder Woman had a plot twist??

  • @videogamenostalgia
    @videogamenostalgia 4 роки тому +851

    The scene when she walks into No Man's Land is a metaphor for what it feels like to come out as a proud foot fetishist in today's society

    • @krus2337
      @krus2337 3 роки тому +47

      Are you speaking from experience?

    • @t.fairuz29
      @t.fairuz29 3 роки тому +17

      @@krus2337 he/she must be. It's waay to specific of a comparison.

    • @A_Black_Sheep94
      @A_Black_Sheep94 2 роки тому

      Feet are great and we make up about 35% of society. Most people don't give a shit either way just fyi.

    • @bubby632
      @bubby632 2 роки тому +6

      And/or furry

    • @EdgieAlias
      @EdgieAlias Рік тому +8

      @@t.fairuz29 they is a word

  • @GhostCage
    @GhostCage 6 років тому +320

    Damn, Ralph can make a more interesting plot in his reviews more than a DC movie can make a script.

  • @voicemachine2762
    @voicemachine2762 6 років тому +81

    At the beginning of the movie I was deadass expecting one of the women to yell "Skyrim belongs to the Nords" because of the accents

  • @kylefrank638
    @kylefrank638 6 років тому +59

    I agree with Ralph's rant around the halfway point. I thought Wonder Woman would end with her skewering Ludendorff, realizing he isn't Ares/that Ares doesn't exist at all... Chris Pine would have his same speech about how the real evil behind the war is just in men, and then the movie would end on a sad note... Diana would go into hiding in London, learn that Steve and his squad got killed disposing of the nerve gas plane... It all weighs on her for years and years, but it emboldens her by the time Justice League comes around. Would've been more moving that way, I feel.

  • @vdnf321
    @vdnf321 4 роки тому +115

    One thing I've always liked about Ralph's reviews is that even though he critically shreds movies apart, he understands why people can enjoy it and mentions that

  • @CyberStockholmSyndrome
    @CyberStockholmSyndrome 6 років тому +699

    Everyone was talking about the No Mans Land scene like it was the second coming of Christ, but when I saw it...I was just like “oh....okay.” It wasn’t bad, but it wasn’t the best scene in the movie like everyone claimed it was.
    Edit: I also hated the plot twist because I REALLY wanted the plot twist to be that Ares wasn’t in this movie, and that people were just shitty. It seemed to undercut what could’ve been a pretty good message.

    • @KookiesNolly
      @KookiesNolly 6 років тому +36

      Naja i laughed during that scene. She looked like a cheerleader, her acting was so bad 😂😂

    • @TheWrestlingful
      @TheWrestlingful 6 років тому +24

      Ngl, but I kept thinking of those stock movie scenes that'd be in a movie when the characters are at the movie theater since the music was way over dramatic and the cliched dialogue and the whole bit especially with a big star like Chris Pine, and everything lol

    • @Donners329
      @Donners329 6 років тому +3

      She would die because MACHINE GUNS

    • @nootnewt9323
      @nootnewt9323 6 років тому +17

      I agree. I hated the interstellar like narration of “people just need love” or whatever. That really upset me.

    • @monopolizeme
      @monopolizeme 5 років тому +3

      Naja Thank you to everything you said. I was bored beyond words and I thought I was going to have a religious experience from watching this movie.

  • @veero7575
    @veero7575 6 років тому +243

    Ralph the Windows Movie Maker

  • @zebulon4656
    @zebulon4656 6 років тому +120

    Dammit, Zack Synder had more character development than Wonder Woman.

    • @kodey1m
      @kodey1m 6 років тому

      Too true. The plot twist was honestly rather gripping and kinda sad.

  • @Autissima
    @Autissima 4 роки тому +130

    It would've been a way better plot twist, if Chris Pine would've been Ares, betraying her, it would've given great conflict in the Justive League, where she would have massive trust issues or something.

    • @barisbal7782
      @barisbal7782 4 роки тому +41

      or they never use and waste ares in that film, and focus on making the human villains better. in that way they wouldnt waste 3 villains and the message wouldnt lost its value

    • @SharkyMcSnarkface
      @SharkyMcSnarkface 3 роки тому +25

      Heck, make Ares not even a real person. Just some made up scapegoat to try to simply the complexities of people’s motives.

    • @kidkatanatv
      @kidkatanatv 3 роки тому +3

      @@SharkyMcSnarkface Ehhhh...Ares is to Zeus as Harry is to Peter Parker

    • @lookbovine
      @lookbovine 2 роки тому

      Then she couldn’t rape his ghost in the sequel. It’s obvious why you aren’t making the big bucks.

  • @Shaymin00000
    @Shaymin00000 6 років тому +495

    We've made all of these developments in facial recognition technology, and we're using it to superimpose Zack Snyder's face in a movie review.

    • @shallabim912
      @shallabim912 6 років тому +23

      Mitt Romney XIIV Well what are the other options? What else can we put Zach Snyder's face on?

    • @trixxsaurus2386
      @trixxsaurus2386 6 років тому +2

      @@shallabim912 A rock. We can put it on a rock.
      He has all the charm and personality of one, so....

    • @Largentina.
      @Largentina. 5 років тому +3

      @@trixxsaurus2386 That's a pretty rude thing to say. What did rock do to you?

  • @samsoninnes9943
    @samsoninnes9943 6 років тому +405

    ralphthemoviemaker is the best cinematic universe

    • @christopher.tomins2001
      @christopher.tomins2001 6 років тому +3

      He needs to create his own Justice League to combat the DC Universe

    • @thejedisonic67
      @thejedisonic67 6 років тому

      Eren Jaegar I don't see why not. Family Guy does this shit all the time and people still find it funny somehow. (I'm kidding, that is the worst aspect of that show, even back in the good seasons)

  • @EpsilonA789
    @EpsilonA789 6 років тому +452

    The “love” monologue at the end made me grown audibly in the theater.
    Having the one female superhero movies final message about how “love can only truly save the world” made me barf. Like every woman needs love to defeat anything. Also the end of the movie going against everything Chris Pine said at the end pissed me off I appreciate you pointing that out.

    • @planescaped
      @planescaped 6 років тому +33

      Gotta love how the movie totally discards and then goes against it's entire message and theme right at the climax. -__-
      If not for that sheer fucking atrocity of writing, I'd have actually been able to overlook all the other flaws.

    • @NinjapowerMS
      @NinjapowerMS 6 років тому +31

      I said "What the fuck is this shit" unaware and the people around me looked at me like I was a mysterious creature...

    • @th3ninj4k54
      @th3ninj4k54 6 років тому +1

      Koopa368 Because thats what Wonder Woman stands for, dumbass

    • @balabanasireti
      @balabanasireti 6 років тому +22

      The Valiant
      Yeah, but there're less cringy and more original ways of showing what she stands for, in lines that aren't cliche and awful.

    • @kostajovanovic3711
      @kostajovanovic3711 6 років тому +1

      +Th3Ninj4k that is bad

  • @bighungry98
    @bighungry98 4 роки тому +89

    “Right over there is where Charles died.”
    “Who the hell is Charles?”
    “...Charles Stiles, Mystery Diners.”

    • @garfd
      @garfd 3 роки тому +3

      This man pops out of his coffin, "Charles Stiles, mystery diners"

  • @lolarose554
    @lolarose554 6 років тому +970

    I’m honestly so glad someone agrees with me? I left the cinema /so/ disappointed, and I was honestly confused to how it gained so many positive reviews. As a girl, I wanted a strong female character to look to, and as a movie lover, I wanted a good film, and I didn’t get either. As you said, she’s flawless- which makes her difficult to relate to. Personally, I’d prefer someone who has flaws, and isn’t perfect, so I’m not looking up to something plastic. Secondly, as you said, I instantly noticed there was little to no development, or story arc. I compared the movie to Iron Man, where Tony isn’t Iron Man at the start- far from it, he has to /earn/ his title, through hardship. Wonder Woman was very much; “oh wow! I have special bracelets” “oh wow! I can wield swords and shields” “oh wow! I can walk across no man’s land”. She didn’t earn her power or title, it was given to her when she didn’t deserve it. Lastly, it was just .. boring. I wanted to leave the cinema at multiple points during the film. I could forgive some of its mistakes if I was entertained, but I wasn’t. (Also, don’t get me started on the ending. I was hoping, so badly, that at least it would follow through with it’s message of her naivety, and that killing one man wouldn’t end the war. I was going to forgive it - and it completely screwed me over).
    Before anyone gets mad at me, I tried to like this film, I really did. I can easily see the appeal to young girls, and casual fans, but there are so many flaws that I find it difficult to overlook them. If you enjoy this film, good for you! I don’t shame you at all, you have every right to like it.

    • @akae.5707
      @akae.5707 6 років тому +1

      Trick Fewell nonsense

    • @lolarose554
      @lolarose554 6 років тому +18

      my God is Yahweh I do hope so, if she turns out to be a flawed character that isn’t so cookie cutter, then I can certainly learn to love her.

    • @everydaybodybuilding2282
      @everydaybodybuilding2282 6 років тому +27

      Trick Fewell because of progressive bias in Hollywood. They wanted this movie to do well because it helps feminism or some shit apparently.

    •  6 років тому +22

      She is a greek demi godess of course she's going to be over powered... She was very naive, isnt that an interesting flaw that you can work and create discussion with the other characters with?

    • @sexy1018
      @sexy1018 6 років тому +5

      @Trick, Wonder Woman does get development in the movie. There's her struggle to help people, while keeping a balance in doing what's right, but not turning to the dark side like Aeres.

  • @BowandArrowful
    @BowandArrowful 6 років тому +49

    It doesn't matter how much someone likes this movie. You have to admit, for a film with as big of a budget as this one has, the CGI is unforgivable.

  • @nopancakemix570
    @nopancakemix570 6 років тому +37

    That ending was the most existential, meta, thoughtful craftsmanship I’ve seen in a UA-cam video this year. Goddamn.

  • @carterman4689
    @carterman4689 6 років тому +291

    What bugged me was that fact that Wonder Women never respected or reasoned with Chris Pine. Like Chris Pine says "don't go out there it will give away our cover." And she goes "No, I will do what's right." Then runs out. It was just annoying.

    • @likeapro4242
      @likeapro4242 5 років тому +35

      “Hey, bullets are fast and I’m (probably?) faster. Lemme just walk through a kill-all-things zone like I’m taking a stroll.”

    • @sharkymcsnarkface6642
      @sharkymcsnarkface6642 5 років тому +12

      "I can probably block that really big bullet from the sky."

    • @alexsproul8740
      @alexsproul8740 5 років тому +21

      The second they see her they can just fucking mortar all of the bunker killing everyone

    • @fuzzydunlop7928
      @fuzzydunlop7928 5 років тому +21

      @@alexsproul8740 That's the thing - it may not mean shit for her but she'd get everyone else near her gakked.

    • @davidwilson8432
      @davidwilson8432 4 роки тому +1

      "This is No Man's Land, Diana! It means no man can cross it,
      all right?"
      they're not hiding at all lol the enemies know exactly where they are

  • @edgycircle6630
    @edgycircle6630 6 років тому +127

    Ralph going mental with his clones is the best.

  • @SuperShah201
    @SuperShah201 6 років тому +583

    I still can't believe there's a huge group of people saying this movie is ''Oscar worthy''.

    • @qwertymanor
      @qwertymanor 6 років тому +24

      SuperShah201 what about logan

    • @thatlonelygiraffeinc.6989
      @thatlonelygiraffeinc.6989 6 років тому +31

      "Wow! Oscar worthy! #oscarworthy" -Ralphthemoviemaker, Mystery Diners

    • @flimpeenflarmpoon1353
      @flimpeenflarmpoon1353 6 років тому +16

      Suicide Squad won an Oscar.

    • @hattheduck2359
      @hattheduck2359 6 років тому +20

      SuperShah201 being oscar worthy mean nothing honestly, need i remind you suicide squad won more oscar than shawshank redemption

    • @faefofum
      @faefofum 6 років тому +2

      That's what happens when you set peoples expectations that low. That's kinda what happened with Star Wars too, The new movies might not be amazing but at least they're not the prequels.

  • @bensmith3272
    @bensmith3272 6 років тому +623

    Batman V Superman Dawn Of Justice-10/10
    Wonder Woman-10/10
    Man Of Steel-10/10
    Suicide Squad-10/10
    Justice League-10/10
    -Snack Snyder

    • @nicholaslam8686
      @nicholaslam8686 6 років тому +13

      *Fat Synder

    • @jravage77
      @jravage77 6 років тому +4

      LoL

    • @grunkleg.2934
      @grunkleg.2934 6 років тому +41

      Wonder Woman: 9.5/10
      Because it wasn't directed by me
      - Knack Cider

    • @hoodedman6579
      @hoodedman6579 6 років тому +5

      +Shirou Emiya, Shitlord of Justice Snack is much funnier, while hack just sounds kind of hostile.

    • @danielwhite3244
      @danielwhite3244 6 років тому

      and dc fanboys

  • @motherfreya2840
    @motherfreya2840 5 років тому +253

    *pans to like an eight year old*
    "She was three days old."

  • @everydaybodybuilding2282
    @everydaybodybuilding2282 6 років тому +1850

    When your movie review is half the length of a children’s movie

    • @Jack-nq1rk
      @Jack-nq1rk 6 років тому +301

      What a weird unit of measurement

    • @shrimpm4445
      @shrimpm4445 6 років тому +145

      Everyday Bodybuilding For the rest of my life, I will compare everything to the length of children’s movies.

    • @drstrangelove9525
      @drstrangelove9525 6 років тому +14

      Everyday Bodybuilding beautiful

    • @OdaSwifteye
      @OdaSwifteye 6 років тому +27

      You aren't familiar with Redlettermedia are you?

    • @unjogratis936
      @unjogratis936 6 років тому +9

      When your movie review is a kids movie

  • @Maceta444
    @Maceta444 6 років тому +337

    Ralphie, I'm eagerly awaiting for your Star Wars TLJ review. At this point you are the only reviewer I trust on this site.
    Thanks.
    -Dad

    • @MGsly
      @MGsly 6 років тому +5

      Maceta I don't know if it's good or not and Ralph is the only reviewer who makes sense

    • @turkeyherder9456
      @turkeyherder9456 6 років тому +6

      slykiller534 I'm torn on it. It felt entertaining to watch and it had that Star Wars feel, but it made Kylo the main villain, which he wasn't ready for and it made Rey the biggest Mary Sue ever. She has zero training and she's supposed to be like the best Jedi ever. That makes no sense.

    • @mickels2020
      @mickels2020 6 років тому

      I'm just waiting for lover to come out

    • @MarshallLeeA
      @MarshallLeeA 6 років тому +4

      I'm waiting for Star Wars: TLJ = The League Justice

    • @SAMSARALIVEEEEEE
      @SAMSARALIVEEEEEE 6 років тому +2

      Maceta i saw star wars tlj yesterday. I think it’s worst than phantom menace

  • @TheBrainSpecialist
    @TheBrainSpecialist 6 років тому +41

    My main problem with this movie was how much they disregarded the historical setting. I mean for fucks sake saying its set in world war one then having a poster of her holding a tank that wasn't entered into service until 1926 is pretty fucking egregious.

    • @johnquincyadamsthetankengi3680
      @johnquincyadamsthetankengi3680 6 років тому +4

      THE BRAIN SPECIALIST
      In addition:
      British and French troops were sitting in the same trench
      Chris Pine was flying an eindecker plane, IN 1918!
      Ludendorff, a real person, was for some reason an evil cunt (I mean, why Ludendorff and not von Hindenburg? It just seems like they randomly picked him out of a history textbook without doing any research, not to mention the fact that they should have probably just made up the villain)
      French borders on maps were entirely inaccurate for the period
      And many, many more...

    • @TheBrainSpecialist
      @TheBrainSpecialist 6 років тому +3

      Jurassicparkrules96 I expect people to do basic research, I'm not asking for Saving Private Ryan style accuracy, just basic things, like idk not having a tank that was entered into service 8 years after the war the movie is set in on the poster.

  • @tylersamuels4438
    @tylersamuels4438 5 років тому +150

    But can their Native American climb ANYTHING?

  • @henith7850
    @henith7850 6 років тому +487

    I would have had the twist be that there was no ares, and that the amazonians made it up because they didn’t want her to know that this world is very complicated.

    • @lunatic4152
      @lunatic4152 6 років тому +8

      Sputterbugz yeah it would've been great but instead we got two twist that were predictable. Wonder Woman being the weapon and that old mustache guy who is ares.

    • @cyberpsybin
      @cyberpsybin 6 років тому +46

      They didn't even experienced the moral complexity of the war. The Germans the she killed were just soldiers. Soldiers! Following orders. She didn't even try to save a single one of them. Just blasted them all. And not fucking single scratch comes on her for whole movie

    • @shianeruu4359
      @shianeruu4359 5 років тому +2

      Y'all seem to forget that WW2 happens after WW1. The world is still complicated because Ares was right. Ares was already dead at that point. A lot of people say that what Wonder Woman said at the beginning of Justice League doesn't make sense. Why would she leave humanity behind when the war already ended and Ares was dead? Because (surprise surprise) *WW2 happened* and it was more bloody and deadly that the previous one
      Not really completely defending the movie (especially her acting because she could be the next Tommy Wiseau) (except some parts that are actually good). Just want to clarify about this "plot hole" everyone keeps claiming and also how "pointless" Ares was in the film

    • @roetheboat1
      @roetheboat1 5 років тому +27

      I get the feeling that the Wonder Woman movie was originally supposed to take place in World War 2, but then somebody realized that it would make it TOO close to the first Captain America movie.
      The thing is that during WW1, there weren't any real political or ideological differences between the different sides. It would have been interesting to see Wonder Woman reacting to seeing the Allied forces using chemical weapons on the German soldiers, or to learn that the reason for the entire war that had killed hundreds of thousands was that this one guy got assassinated and he was married to this one woman whose family were the rulers of this other country. The soldiers in WW1 weren't really fighting for much of a cause other than the leaders of their countries were involved in some really complex alliances that were the result of intermarrying.
      So instead of trying to portray it in a more complex way, they just decided to make the Germans evil like they were Nazis and then also threw in impossibly advanced weapons because it worked well in Captain America.

    • @adama.7735
      @adama.7735 5 років тому

      Not only would that have been seen as spitting all over the source material, but it also would’ve meant that all the mystical elements of the film would’ve been left completely unexplained.

  • @jamescoggins551
    @jamescoggins551 6 років тому +71

    im just so sick of seeing the same final act all the time: hero's fighting a big grey supervillain in an apocalyptic setting

    • @bentleybath6802
      @bentleybath6802 6 років тому +3

      james coggins
      you watched the nando vs movies video?

    • @jamescoggins551
      @jamescoggins551 6 років тому

      Flaming Fuse no i haven't, what is it?

  • @darkprince56
    @darkprince56 6 років тому +78

    Was anyone annoyed that she's fighting this battle against another supernatural being, with fire, explosions and yet she still looks flawless throughout the whole thing? No scrapes, smudged makeup, no grime, no nothing?! Look at the end of Frodo and Sam's journey in Return of The King, they did it right by showing the characters' appearance to be tattered, dirty, with tear streaks, chapped lips and shit, their faces reflecting the hardship they went through.

    • @River_Frost
      @River_Frost 6 років тому +1

      darkprince56 Maybe its because she's a god and can't really be harmed or take any real damage.

    • @darkprince56
      @darkprince56 6 років тому +17

      JedMesa then the same could be said for other superheroes who look like they have been through a fight like Thor, Wolverine, Hulk etc

    • @vendaboi8652
      @vendaboi8652 6 років тому +12

      darkprince56. Um? The last wolverine movie I saw had the main character impaled. And didn't Thor lose a freaking eye?

    • @darkprince56
      @darkprince56 6 років тому +23

      Spider Kid exactly my point! Those characters are shown as capable of being hurt despite their superhero nature. This Diana goes out in the middle of a World War I battlefield and squares up to a god and finishes it looking flawless.

    • @darkprince56
      @darkprince56 6 років тому

      Mediocrity Incarnate gaaaah that bothered me so much also

  • @somecrazyamerican2086
    @somecrazyamerican2086 5 років тому +51

    Ok, I'm just gonna say that at least ONE soldier in that scene where she burst into that room and was surrounded would think to shoot her in the head. There was like five guys in there at point blank range, and she clearly had no helmet (weird tiara thing doesn't count because it covers nothing). She also waited about 10 seconds before moving, so yeah, they would have easily blasted her brains out.

    • @vanroyal244
      @vanroyal244 4 роки тому +6

      Then Chris dude becomes female and then avenges diana as the new wonder woman.

    • @Cruzgarcia607
      @Cruzgarcia607 2 роки тому +1

      Now that's one crazy American (but seriously it's stupid they didn't shoot)

  • @NurseValentineSG
    @NurseValentineSG 6 років тому +102

    can I just say that I cared more about your Zack Snyder skits than I did about Wonder Woman?

  • @RenegadeVile
    @RenegadeVile 6 років тому +119

    Also, what a way to ruin Ares, one of Wonder Woman's best villains and someone she always struggles significantly to defeat.

    • @RenegadeVile
      @RenegadeVile 6 років тому +23

      Of course. What? You expect effort? Effort is risky! Yoú can't make predictions based on focus groups using risks! What madness is this?!

    • @thejedisonic67
      @thejedisonic67 6 років тому +30

      Or what they did with Lex Luthor. An interesting villain turned into a watered down version of the Riddler.

    • @supermutantsam1160
      @supermutantsam1160 6 років тому +1

      There's this frat video by Nando v Movies called "Disarming Ares" that I advise everyone disappointed with the use of Ares in this film go check out. It's essentially trying to sell the viewers on a rewrite of his entire role in the film, and what is offered sounds infinitely more intriguing and satisfying than what we got.

  • @conrute
    @conrute 6 років тому +163

    Gamora is a good example. She's badass and it does not need to be shoved in your face every five seconds that she's a woman. There are amazing female characters that are good because of the character not their gender. I feel like this movie was advertised entirely on the fact that she's a woman.

    • @futurestoryteller
      @futurestoryteller 6 років тому +2

      Last time I checked Gamora is the love interest in a movie that's not her own. So the comparison is moot.

    • @G-LukeJA
      @G-LukeJA 5 років тому

      Wonder Woman didnt spit in your face that she is a woman

  • @napalminthemorning8309
    @napalminthemorning8309 5 років тому +88

    His sub-stories are so goddamn entertaining. That shit with Zach Snyder-especially that final clip of him leaving Zach on the phone smiling-wasn’t just funny, but had like, emotional weight to it. Ralph is an exceptionally gifted film maker and story teller for sure.

  • @LewBurn
    @LewBurn 6 років тому +175

    Russ in boots out of 10

    • @nolestrono
      @nolestrono 6 років тому

      Honestly wish he'd make a second review of that on this channel

  • @Kralex121
    @Kralex121 6 років тому +302

    I think it's funny that this movie acts like germany was full of nazis even before WWII when the aftermath of WWI was what drove germany into fascism. Germany was originaly not even fighting the war for themselves, yet the germans are war hungry madmen who get manipulated by a war god in this movie. And speaking of Ares, that's some horrible casting.

    • @planescaped
      @planescaped 6 років тому +29

      France and England intentionally ruined Germany in the peace treaty after the war in an effort to cripple and potentially even destroy them. It all dates back to Holy Roman Empire politics, you know, important stuff schools totally don't know how to teach, or even bother discussing...
      But yeah that backfired horribly...

    • @Kralex121
      @Kralex121 6 років тому +16

      planescaped Eyup. I really don't get why this isn't as well known when World War 2 gets tought or at least mentioned in every major country. I'm happy I know about it, since I am german. World War 1 and 2 are both huge parts of our history that make up a huge part of our history lessons to ensure it's not forgotten. But I think being german should not be the requirement to know the full story. You would think at least the other involved countrys would spend comparable time teaching it.

    • @ProfessorTurnipAlpha
      @ProfessorTurnipAlpha 6 років тому +6

      General Ludendorff and Dr. Poison were the only major German players that were war-hungry madmen in the movie. There's a scene near the beginning of the second act where Ludendorff gases an entire room of German higher-ups that want to sign the Armistice and end the war because they've been crippled by it. One of Ludendorff's advisers mentions that going forward with the conflict won't work because all of their soldiers haven't eaten or slept, and I know that I'm saying this about German soldiers, I'm well aware, but they were just following orders. Yeah, I probably could have phrased that better.

    • @siegwardinspirit
      @siegwardinspirit 6 років тому +16

      Von and it's not like they had the option of not fighting. As a normal citizen, you either had the choice of dying on the battlefield as a supposed "hero" or in prison as a traitor.

    • @a.morphous66
      @a.morphous66 6 років тому +6

      Ludendorff was kind of a Nazi. Well, a fascist and a white supremacist. He was one of Hitler’s political rivals. Although I don’t like their portrayal of him as a crazy angry evil Nazi person. As a history buff, it really rubbed me the wrong way.

  • @MaskedManMikeMD
    @MaskedManMikeMD 6 років тому +70

    Lol really brilliant way to handle your Zack Snyder bit after what happened, ralph. Awesome.

  • @catcalico6930
    @catcalico6930 4 роки тому +159

    As a (straight)woman, I find Gal Gadot gorgeous but whenever she opens her mouth it just makes me cringe. It sounds like real bad acting

  • @avrilnolan1268
    @avrilnolan1268 6 років тому +81

    I feel like people are trying too hard to create 'good' female characters. Sure, getting more females into movies and other media is noble, but doing that at the cost of the character and writing only perpetuates the lack of interesting female characters.

    • @PHlophe
      @PHlophe 6 років тому

      Up is the character that was underdeveloped . this film was marketed to DEATh. of course it was never going to recoup the money the studios spent on it

    • @wackywally69420
      @wackywally69420 6 років тому +6

      Declan Nolan it is pretty sad. I wish there were more iconic female characters that are just characters, not Strong Female Characters™. Meaning, I wish people just wrote strong characters that are also female. But because it's forced it kills the intention

    • @travisspazz1624
      @travisspazz1624 6 років тому +1

      People gave BR2049 shit for it's female characters, but they were far more interesting and well acted than any female character in Wonder Woman!!

    • @thejedisonic67
      @thejedisonic67 6 років тому +1

      They probably hated BR2049 for the fact that the women weren't STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMEN WHO DON'T NEED NO MAN and didn't one up a man every scene.

  • @eggspectations
    @eggspectations 6 років тому +37

    I saw this at a drive-in with my estranged father and was fucking bored the whole time but couldn't put my finger on why. I immediately went home and told my sister "i can't wait till Ralph comes out with a video on this movie"

    • @eggspectations
      @eggspectations 6 років тому +1

      Ryan Godspeed
      I didn't want to take the time to dissect it myself. That would have given it too much power over me

  • @jackdaniels4975
    @jackdaniels4975 6 років тому +22

    I'd just like to say something about the picture you showed of wonder woman holding up that tank
    First of all, that's a T-28 that was made in Soviet Russia. Second, the T-28 is twice the size it is in the picture. Third, a single T-28 prototype was done by 1931, production didn't start till 1933. The move takes place in at latest 1917 France. The only turreted tank in the world at that point was the FT-17, which was a two person tank even smaller than the T-28 is shown in the picture. At least that one was French.
    I'm counting that up as a "Hey Jerry find us a tank that she can be holding up" "Okay what were those tanks like?" "I think they had multiple turrets" (They had multiple guns but not turrets) if you google "multi turreted tank" you'll mostly find T-28's and variants and a few M3 Lee memes. Case solved.

  • @rigzmoviediaries654
    @rigzmoviediaries654 4 роки тому +36

    The movie set up an amazing moral for itself, but then brutally murdered their own moral for a dumb ending.

  • @TheRedneckRoman16
    @TheRedneckRoman16 6 років тому +242

    Oh my god how did I not notice they reused the same jump from the town scene!?

  • @Skreezilla
    @Skreezilla 6 років тому +91

    the WW1 aspect bothered me - it was a very messy war with no real bad guy and no good guy, it was just war. they had a chance to play this as a really interesting story having the Germans not be generic evil nazi's but they did -_x

    • @PHlophe
      @PHlophe 6 років тому +3

      I too feel like they just sed WW1 as a backdrop with a bare bones explanation as to why Dyana was there . Lieut. Luddendorff was just a prop. I can think of many scenes that need to be edited down to a few sec in favor of character development for the nazi characters. They made appear so one dimensional. it was terrible.

    • @WinterGirlRules
      @WinterGirlRules 6 років тому

      Mankind was the villain. Not Ludendorf, Doctor Poison Ares, or even the Germans. Yes. Even history would try to paint the Germans as the bad guys, but the British let their soldiers, and innocent people in Veld, die in order to preserve the armistice. I'm not talking history either. This is in the film. Wonder Woman tries to prevent this and can't. She learns that all men are capable of the worst atrocities, but they are also good. She participated in the bloodshed, and she refused to kill people again after she killed Ares. She witnessed a century of horrors and allowed it to continue, because she refused to add to it. This is the second darkest DC Film behind Batman v Superman.

    • @Miuranger1
      @Miuranger1 6 років тому

      Jews just hate tall,blonde,Aryans.

    • @gorkaaustin5306
      @gorkaaustin5306 6 років тому +4

      Yea I felt the same with ralph also, how most of these soldiers were forced to go into war and how most of them were 18-20 year old men, but no, she kills them mercilessly

    • @planescaped
      @planescaped 6 років тому +1

      The Austrio-Hungarian Empire were the victims if anything. Not to mention that it was France and England's fucking of them so hard after WW1 that directly led to the rise of fascism in Germany and WW2. Then there's the Ottoman Empire being forcibly dismantled and it's borders redrawn to cause the most internal conflict possible in the middle east in a knowing and intentional effort to halt the rise of another Ayyubid/Abbasid/Fatmid/Ottoman Caliphate... yeah. Good Job Allies!
      Though I can't blame them too much for fucking over the Middle East so completely. Muslims being scary isn't a new thing...

  • @ionshatter9622
    @ionshatter9622 6 років тому +31

    Your Zach Snyder expressions made this the best movie review ever. They're cartoonishly hilarious and I adore them.

  • @mrdoolio
    @mrdoolio 5 років тому +32

    A bit late to the party but, yes, what you said about posing prevented me from watching this. Even in trailers, i couldn't stomach it. Literally everything I've seen suffered from being shot in a way that would be cringe-inducing even for a parody of a hero movie. It's so forced and overly expressive that it made me uncomfortable. I wouldn't be surprised if there are scenes in the movie where Gal Gadot orders food in McDonald's in some theatrically epic fashion. Have you guys watched Bedazzled? You know the Sunset scene? Well, somehow, Wonder woman goes beyond that and not only that, it goes beyond that in every shot.

  • @rattrap1009
    @rattrap1009 6 років тому +65

    Ralph, don't you know that the Amazons just speak with an Israeli Greek British Scandinavian New England accent?

    • @srslydoatm9251
      @srslydoatm9251 6 років тому +3

      RealZodiacKiller And sometimes with a hint of Irish

  • @borisbordeaux893
    @borisbordeaux893 6 років тому +55

    Dang, the RalphTheMovieMaker lore is getting deep

  • @YTJRBC2
    @YTJRBC2 6 років тому +144

    Brilliant way to retire the Zach Snyder character.

  • @titusinc1518
    @titusinc1518 5 років тому +38

    You know I totally forgot this was supposed to be in wwi even with the trench scene the villains were way too nazi like

    • @vanroyal244
      @vanroyal244 4 роки тому +2

      Wait, it was WW1? I couldn't tell!

  • @seb2377
    @seb2377 6 років тому +280

    Why is there always a porn scene used in the DC movie reviews.. Ralph?

    • @a.nonymous5004
      @a.nonymous5004 6 років тому +123

      It’s made for the fans

    • @shauryasingh9725
      @shauryasingh9725 6 років тому +60

      Gives you a taste of how much better the actual thing could've been.

    • @Salantor
      @Salantor 6 років тому +33

      Porn parodies of DC Movies look waaaay better than actual DC movies. Especially Suicide Squad one.

    • @レッド-h1i
      @レッド-h1i 6 років тому +8

      Remember, these reviews are made for dc fans in general

    • @vv0sans693
      @vv0sans693 6 років тому +8

      Cause watching DC Movies is the visual equivalent of getting fucked?

  • @oggie_champ2636
    @oggie_champ2636 6 років тому +127

    How tf did Ralph get Zack Snyder to be in his video

  • @thevagabond1314
    @thevagabond1314 6 років тому +140

    So can you just reupload the Zack Snyder reviews Justice League video?

    • @pedropony8060
      @pedropony8060 6 років тому +1

      The Vagabond yeah. i saw it in my notifications but i didnt get to watch it :(

  • @nathanthehorder3083
    @nathanthehorder3083 5 років тому +112

    To be completely honest, I liked Wonder Woman. But I also like how you give a different perspective.

    • @metachrist723
      @metachrist723 5 років тому +39

      Someone who can disagree but understand?? Holy shit??? A civilized person on the Internet!

    • @dignerds
      @dignerds 5 років тому +4

      @@metachrist723 The guy in this video isn't civilized like at all...He is pretentious and reactionary and get many things wrong and doesn't care.

    • @metachrist723
      @metachrist723 5 років тому +27

      @@dignerds lmao miss me with that wonder woman pic and that's the point guess what people have different tastes than you and I for one quite enjoy Ralph and he has the right to be "pretensious" because he is a movie maker as his name suggests and they are great so he has perspective on movies none of us do and I wasn't even taking about Ralph I was replying to the comment above my first one

    • @PanzerPlant
      @PanzerPlant 5 років тому +4

      John Wonder What things, exactly did he get wrong? What makes him pretentious? I didn’t really see a lot of that in here.

    • @dignerds
      @dignerds 5 років тому

      @@PanzerPlant Well...one of the MANY things this piece of shit UA-camr got wrong is "Fighting a woman".....Diana wasn't fighting a woman ...she was fighting Ares....

  • @0zzysaurus
    @0zzysaurus 6 років тому +56

    What the fuck that ending was so surreal, like all the way up to the credits. I don't know what you did but it made me sad. Nice job.

  • @Stratacaster87
    @Stratacaster87 6 років тому +739

    SHE CAN NEVER KNOW THE TRUTH ABOUT WHAT SHE IS...BECAUSE...REASONS

    • @toasterbathboi6298
      @toasterbathboi6298 6 років тому +49

      Pan M she doesn’t stay a child forever. Even when they let her go, they don’t tell her what she is, even though she was supposed to fight ares.

    • @monroecorp9680
      @monroecorp9680 6 років тому +35

      if it was because she was a child they wouldn't say she can "never" know the truth, they'd say something about making sure she can have a real childhood, or to not burden or confuse her in her youth.
      Bad writing. Actually, fucking terrible writing. ACTUALLY should be illegal writing.

    • @kylemagaro231
      @kylemagaro231 6 років тому

      Reasons is my Intel guy

    • @trixxsaurus2386
      @trixxsaurus2386 6 років тому

      @Pan M But it's her *destiny?????*

    • @fuzz134
      @fuzz134 6 років тому +12

      @Pan M And then she sends her to fight Ares.

  • @nightpool4946
    @nightpool4946 6 років тому +203

    After the general was proven not be Ares I thought that it would turn out that Ares didn't even exist, like idk maybe he died or was never real in the first place and Diana had to actually learn something from it. Still think that would be better.

    • @OdaSwifteye
      @OdaSwifteye 6 років тому +24

      Because it would trip up the character's understanding of reality if a person that was supposed to be a scapegoats for men's foibles didn't exist.
      She would actually have to accept that fact. An alternative would be that Aries does exist but was never involved and the movie hinted that he was doing something else or nothing at all.

    • @Abbandoneer
      @Abbandoneer 6 років тому +26

      Or better Aries does exist but simply choses not to interfere as mankind is fully capable of war without his interference.

    • @BloomCherryBlossom
      @BloomCherryBlossom 6 років тому +1

      Me too, i thought that Ares was just a metaphore...

    • @thejedisonic67
      @thejedisonic67 6 років тому

      Or a twist that Ares was a good guy. It'd be hard to explain, but it'd be an interesting turn in the movie.

    • @andrewgiordano6880
      @andrewgiordano6880 6 років тому

      She still did learn something, she realized that humans are the cause of war, it’s just Ares heightened it a little.

  • @jestup110
    @jestup110 6 років тому +123

    Is it just me or zack snyder's face looks like Superman's in Justice League.

    • @PViolety
      @PViolety 5 років тому +2

      I guess that mean ralph also predicted justice league

    • @napalminthemorning8309
      @napalminthemorning8309 5 років тому +7

      Lmao Justice League wishes they had that good of CGI

  • @raisinbran1421
    @raisinbran1421 6 років тому +106

    Goodbye Sack Znyder you will always be the most loved awful director in our hearts

    • @acomicfan7820
      @acomicfan7820 6 років тому +1

      Brandon Jose Michael Bay and Joel Schumacher are worse

    • @acomicfan7820
      @acomicfan7820 6 років тому

      Mister B. Yes

  • @TheBelllzar
    @TheBelllzar 6 років тому +658

    Thank you so fucking much for putting this up. I've been attacked for weeks for saying the same thing and wondering why nobody else noticed it. People seem to think I should love this sub-par movie because I'm a woman and I should be empowered, and some of my female friends actually got legitimately angry and disappointed at me for disliking it. Which is pretty damn sexist in itself. I'm sorry that it takes more than just putting a woman in the lead to make me think a movie is great. Critically, its just not that good. Am I happy to see a leading lady? Yes. But is that going to make me ignore all of the obvious flaws in this film? Fuck no. Thanks again, Ralph. I've been waiting for someone to say it, and you've said it all extremely well.
    Sincerely,
    That One Bitch That Didn't Like Wonder Woman

    • @jborrego2406
      @jborrego2406 6 років тому +47

      Bella Rose Lewis thank you I feel same way about this movie An black movies just because there black or a women doesn’t mean I’m going to love the damn movie. An I don’t need ppl trying to pressure me into liking because I’m a woman or black . How silly is that .

    • @tinal.5585
      @tinal.5585 6 років тому +32

      You're not alone, I'm a woman and this movie was so lazy and boring, and GG can't act.

    • @TheBelllzar
      @TheBelllzar 6 років тому +22

      Amen to that! That is completely ridiculous. People shouldn't be limited to only liking certain movies. We should just be allowed to like what we like. End of story.

    • @TheBelllzar
      @TheBelllzar 6 років тому +29

      I appreciate that she had charisma and seemed to be really trying giving the role 100% but I don't think she had the talent or expirience to pull off a lead role quite yet. It seemed her appearance fit the role much more than her acting skills did, which is pretty disappointing and ironic for a film that was meant to begin a movement for strong female roles in Hollywood.

    • @zurialcarey4767
      @zurialcarey4767 6 років тому +6

      Speak the gospel!!

  • @kaldordraigo9726
    @kaldordraigo9726 6 років тому +163

    DC movies have set the bar so low that all Wonder Woman had to do was be competent to get people to like it.
    Also, in case anyone was wondering, the porn star who played Wonder Woman is Romi Rain.

    • @Psilocybin77
      @Psilocybin77 5 років тому +10

      thank you, your doing god's work sir

    • @joejitsu034
      @joejitsu034 5 років тому +2

      Lol Who’d care about that fat ugly specimen? Apart from the virgin above me I mean

    • @julielove4evr
      @julielove4evr 5 років тому +16

      @@joejitsu034 Just because you're not interested is no reason to call someone fat and ugly (I bet you're fun at parties). Also pro tip: Don't call people specimen. It just makes you sound like Jimmy Neutron if he was an asshole.

    • @swagmcfly3280
      @swagmcfly3280 4 роки тому +1

      The first one in the screen shot is Kimberly Kane which is 100 times better just sayin

    • @Anthonycheesman33
      @Anthonycheesman33 3 роки тому

      DC movies at this point are better then marvel

  • @TheTexasDice
    @TheTexasDice 5 років тому +50

    I'm glad women feel properly represented by this movie, because as a German I feel fucking offended by this.
    Germany was NOT a Nazi state in WW1. Germans, just like EVERYONE ELSE IN EUROPE, were excited about the war initially and wanted it to be a glorious victory to parade in. But what everyone got out of this war was a miserable meatgrinder that killed thousands upon thousands of Soldiers who didn't even to be there.

    • @Krapvag
      @Krapvag 5 років тому +5

      and we all still pay the heavy price for it today

    • @adama.7735
      @adama.7735 5 років тому +1

      Germany wasn’t portrayed as a Nazi state in the movie. The only German who was depicted as being evil was Ludendorff. The very end of the movie showed German soldiers hugging one another.

    • @borednerd5767
      @borednerd5767 5 років тому +5

      fuck man as an austrian i fucking get this
      every german villain in ever american movie is a nazo and it's so unfair

    • @jeltje50
      @jeltje50 5 років тому

      Yeah a war that Germany started causing million and millions of deaths.

    • @mariobadia4553
      @mariobadia4553 5 років тому +5

      @@adama.7735 No. They are predicted as evil in this movie. Where are the allies war crimes in this movie? Where does it show the allies gassing a town full of German civilians?

  • @tofuthebland
    @tofuthebland 6 років тому +79

    Some of your best work to date. I appreciate your analysis and the creative structure of your videos. Weaving a multi-video story-arc into this video with referential easter eggs is clever. Cohesive editing, subtle use of background music, and over-all script are particularly good.

  • @MidTierVillain
    @MidTierVillain 6 років тому +727

    *didnt get a notification for this video*
    " _Thanks UA-cam_ "

    • @landonny
      @landonny 6 років тому

      hit the bell

  • @benblurganson9194
    @benblurganson9194 6 років тому +143

    When they said that’s no mans land I thought she was going to say I’m no man.

    • @themadtitanthanos7634
      @themadtitanthanos7634 6 років тому +19

      Ben Blurganson which is good that she didn't say that. It just goes to show that the movie making aren't manhaters. By the way when I was walking into this movie I thought it was going to be some man hating feminist garbage but it was actually not. I was surprised

    • @insidemymindinc
      @insidemymindinc 6 років тому +6

      Like in Lord of the rings?

    • @cjzanders5430
      @cjzanders5430 6 років тому

      That would be stupid because on the boat, she literally said that she was "the man who can."

  • @bea4828
    @bea4828 5 років тому +126

    If they wanted to be real ballsy, they should've made Steve Ares, I mean yeah, it isn't comic accurate, but it'll probably be better than professor Lupin

    • @Lauren_210
      @Lauren_210 4 роки тому +20

      LMAO exactly. I just keep seeing Wonder Woman fighting Remus Lupin rather than Ares. 😂

    • @Bucketlord666
      @Bucketlord666 4 роки тому +10

      @@Lauren_210 I just think he looks like Ned Flanders

  • @00KiryuZero00
    @00KiryuZero00 6 років тому +135

    We should all put Ralph in charge of DC since his shorts are better than entire fucking DC movies

  • @roryleech1119
    @roryleech1119 6 років тому +74

    The CGI of Zack Snyder's face was better than the CGI in the movie

  • @dennishogan5696
    @dennishogan5696 6 років тому +21

    The lore Ralph sets up for his little characters is truly why I watch these reviews

  • @Omega4Productions
    @Omega4Productions 5 років тому +17

    What's worse is that they bizarrely chose to make take Ludendorff, an actual historical WWI German general, and turn him into a villain. And the one in the movie is nothing like his historical counterpart.
    Hell, in the movie Ludendorff wants to continue the war. But historically he was one of the first to convince the Kaiser the war was lost.