Mystery Diners: The Worst Show on Television - ralphthemoviemaker

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  • @ralphthemoviemaker
    @ralphthemoviemaker  8 років тому +17999

    Release the Drone!

  • @grirrat
    @grirrat 5 років тому +5243

    70% of the budget went to 3d mapping every single restraunt

    • @roy12525
      @roy12525 4 роки тому +168

      Charles Stiles has some syshconcerns about that statistic.

    • @thecharizardchampion1055
      @thecharizardchampion1055 4 роки тому +22

      Lol that's fucking hilarious

    • @pokaay3163
      @pokaay3163 4 роки тому +42

      It’s so fucking extra

    • @redstorm4111
      @redstorm4111 4 роки тому +45

      Another 20% on all the camera installation

    • @depression6442
      @depression6442 4 роки тому +28

      1% Went to the acting

  • @Spootnik
    @Spootnik 5 років тому +5498

    "Hey Charles, how are you?" "Charles Stiles, Mystery Diners" It's like an Oblivion conversation

    • @drenchedinsyrupp6059
      @drenchedinsyrupp6059 5 років тому +279

      haha if I bring up his age it is a funny insult

    • @CharizardMaster69
      @CharizardMaster69 5 років тому +73

      Sputnik it’s fucking Bill Vance, Vance Refrigeration.

    • @luisgonzalez5482
      @luisgonzalez5482 5 років тому +32

      Nicholas Brown that joke is as old as your grade in elementary school.

    • @luisgonzalez5482
      @luisgonzalez5482 5 років тому +16

      Landon Frank yes.

    • @sarsona_3611
      @sarsona_3611 5 років тому +7

      @Joseph Ellis
      But that drone didnt look so stable, im sure it wasnt ok

  • @Shleggo
    @Shleggo 3 роки тому +4322

    My favourite episode of ‘Mystery Diners’ is the one where an employee is taking live lobsters from the lobster tank and freeing them in the ocean. The climax is Charles and some people chasing this man holding a live lobster across a beach. Truly the pinnacle of modern television.

    • @emmettm.975
      @emmettm.975 3 роки тому +243

      That sounds amazing

    • @quantumblauthor7300
      @quantumblauthor7300 3 роки тому +102

      Name of episode please

    • @BarackLesnar
      @BarackLesnar 3 роки тому +168

      Freeing captive animals is terrorism so that's actually legit that dude was probably al queada

    • @Shleggo
      @Shleggo 3 роки тому +238

      @@quantumblauthor7300 It's called 'Lobster Looting.'

    • @moniboo523
      @moniboo523 3 роки тому +14

      Ahh yes I remember that sh*t show of an episode

  • @takhideous6360
    @takhideous6360 3 роки тому +1238

    I pass by Cheesies every day on my way to work and I always feel like I’m passing a sacred location

    • @SgtSnazzerino
      @SgtSnazzerino 2 роки тому +94

      Do they still do the challenge?

    • @charlottecorday8494
      @charlottecorday8494 Рік тому +23

      You are!

    • @SnepperStepTV
      @SnepperStepTV Рік тому +75

      You better not cheat in cheesy's challenge

    • @IAmCipeRamo
      @IAmCipeRamo Рік тому +111

      ​@@SnepperStepTVcheating on the Cheesies Challenge gets you a death sentence according to the US constitution

    • @Nikolaos0603
      @Nikolaos0603 8 місяців тому

      @@IAmCipeRamo😂😂😂😂

  • @SuperExpert
    @SuperExpert 7 років тому +6521

    This became a running joke with my friends and I. Every time we would see each other we would say "Charles Stiles mystery diners". This went on for probably 2 months. I went to work one day after the 2 months and I was meeting the new CFO of the company I work at and I accidentally introduced myself "Charles Stiles mystery diners". This was the most horrific moment I've had in my professional career. Ralph, I blame this on you.

    • @sarsona_3611
      @sarsona_3611 7 років тому +915

      I want to honor you for doing that.

    • @greentaigo2552
      @greentaigo2552 7 років тому +402

      Not sure if you mean that you r company has been getting a new owner of if you were applying for a new job but in the case of the last one I would hire you before anyone else could apply

    • @DWN037
      @DWN037 7 років тому +555

      YOU CHEATED AT THE CHEESY'S CHALLENGE.

    • @swetcorn
      @swetcorn 7 років тому +218

      I wish viewers had the choice to love comments, because this comment definitley deserves it.

    • @tillyjohnstone9112
      @tillyjohnstone9112 7 років тому +22

      gordyvision same but with me and my dad.

  • @SoCloseToToast
    @SoCloseToToast 5 років тому +4774

    I watch this every month

  • @bintytime
    @bintytime 5 років тому +6864

    i swear i end up rewatching this vid every 6 months or so when i can’t find any good new content

  • @FattiesG0neWild
    @FattiesG0neWild Рік тому +543

    2 cameras in the main hall
    4 cameras in the kitchens
    32 cameras in the womens bathroom
    3 cameras in the parking lot

    • @Penoatle
      @Penoatle 11 місяців тому +14

      *cut to scene from SVU*

    • @SherlockHoles2012
      @SherlockHoles2012 10 місяців тому +5

      Hahahahahaha 32 cameras

  • @falx94
    @falx94 4 роки тому +2481

    "Charles Stiles, Mystery Diners"
    "Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration"

    • @liabw05
      @liabw05 4 роки тому +9

      falx94 good one! 😉

    • @HeadOfNothing
      @HeadOfNothing 4 роки тому +85

      hank hill, propane and propane accessories

    • @jasonbodden1600
      @jasonbodden1600 4 роки тому +6

      Awesome!

    • @QUSAI1996_
      @QUSAI1996_ 4 роки тому +5

      I respect you sir

    • @southpaw117
      @southpaw117 4 роки тому +18

      "Art Vandelay, Vandelay Industries"

  • @PaytonTate
    @PaytonTate 8 років тому +9740

    I don't even think there are Iraqi food carts in Iraq.

    • @gastons3771
      @gastons3771 7 років тому +110

      Payton Tate you should make more smexuals

    • @Hawarka
      @Hawarka 7 років тому +287

      Payton Tate we actually have them, thank you very much

    • @PaytonTate
      @PaytonTate 7 років тому +346

      Oh, learn something new every day.

    • @timrthoward7007
      @timrthoward7007 7 років тому +43

      do you have whatever country youre from food carts in your country

    • @851852093114208513
      @851852093114208513 7 років тому +153

      The only time I've ever wanted to go to Iraq was when I found out just now that they just have foot carts on the street selling Iraqi food. Middle Eastern food is amazing. Basically everything from the Mediterranean to the Middle East to Persia to India is fucking delicious.
      I'd stab a guy for some fucking shwarma or a falaffel and fried cauliflower pita sandwich right now. I've been making vodka cocktails with everclear instead, yes.

  • @pmvaldez1
    @pmvaldez1 7 років тому +4838

    do you think if they cloned Charles Stiles and introduced Charles Stiles to Charles Stiles that they would get stuck in an infinite loop of saying "Charles Stiles, Mystery Diners"?

    • @2cool4uandskool79
      @2cool4uandskool79 7 років тому +253

      if that did happen it would end all life as we know it and all that would be left in black bold text is CHARLES STILES MYSTERY DINNERS

    • @pmvaldez1
      @pmvaldez1 7 років тому +92

      Queen Eaddy along with a grilled cheese sandwich.....

    • @theboomerpride
      @theboomerpride 7 років тому +44

      Harry Buttwhisker and a bit of dang it mixed in

    • @coffeetrash5299
      @coffeetrash5299 7 років тому +132

      To stop that loop,someone must r E L E A S E T H E D R O N E

    • @MrLuciusrm
      @MrLuciusrm 7 років тому +74

      Harry Buttwhisker i think this happen every morning when he look himself at the mirror

  • @ellen9219
    @ellen9219 4 роки тому +839

    "Sarah why are you crying"
    *pans to girl who is clearly not crying*

  • @eyeballady
    @eyeballady 8 років тому +2231

    Ever seen the episode where a militant vegan employee steals the live lobsters, and after he's caught and fired, they show the police running after him when he attempts to free the lobsters back in the ocean? Boy, that sure was... it sure was.

    • @samuelwalker6496
      @samuelwalker6496 7 років тому +165

      Bre B PLEASE TELL ME WHAT EPISODE THAT IS, I don't even like Mystery Diners but that actually sounds pretty entertaining!

    • @eyeballady
      @eyeballady 7 років тому +215

      I recently saw a clip of it--the police don't chase the dude, but Charles and a couple others do, which is even more hilarious. Anyway, I think it's s11 e9, Lobster Looting.

    • @Phantomdawn22
      @Phantomdawn22 7 років тому +138

      s11? good lord theres at least 11 seasons of this shite?

    • @StriderOwO
      @StriderOwO 7 років тому +48

      Bre B *smashes face against tv screen*

    • @schibleh531
      @schibleh531 7 років тому +101

      They went full fucking Bollywood on that one.

  • @SilverWalker84
    @SilverWalker84 5 років тому +1614

    "I didn't tell you to setup five cameras in the ladies restroom"
    "You didn't have to"

    • @plutarchvonpluto6439
      @plutarchvonpluto6439 5 років тому +85

      Only five? Must have been a slow day for Mystery Diners.

    • @JanoyCresvaZero
      @JanoyCresvaZero 5 років тому +51

      “I also installed 9 cameras in the men’s bathroom as well. Was able to get a urethral POV shot set up!”

  • @Doctorispie
    @Doctorispie 5 років тому +6090

    Cheating on the cheesy’s challenge is the only unforgivable sin.

  • @lessthanthreemetal
    @lessthanthreemetal Рік тому +349

    The rewatchability here is unparalleled

    • @TheShahofIrann
      @TheShahofIrann Рік тому +25

      forreal i’ll watch it a couple time a year lol

    • @bmo14lax
      @bmo14lax Рік тому +5

      ​@@TheShahofIrannsame here friend its comforting to rewatch good stuff for me

    • @iota4973
      @iota4973 11 місяців тому

      yes oml

    • @uipantera1619
      @uipantera1619 8 місяців тому +1

      Yeah this a holiday for me honestly

    • @creed8712
      @creed8712 4 місяці тому +1

      I’m legit floored that this is 8 years old because I remember when a UA-cam video was 8 years old it meant it was from like 2008

  • @lewissowerby2149
    @lewissowerby2149 7 років тому +4343

    I swear all US reality shows are all edited by the same dude

    • @charby2786
      @charby2786 7 років тому +310

      Lewis Sowerby I can confirm this.

    • @lewissowerby2149
      @lewissowerby2149 7 років тому +269

      Charby thank you, I can now sleep.

    • @Kyman102
      @Kyman102 7 років тому +243

      I saw someone online come up with a pitch for a Reality Show. Watching the process of people trying to edit 40+ hours of footage to fit an episode of a random reality show.

    • @totallynotasentientactionf9519
      @totallynotasentientactionf9519 7 років тому +174

      Just one dude in his mom's basement. He gets a call from a TV network "dude we need you to edit 5 episodes or Survivor stat!"

    • @casadilla111
      @casadilla111 7 років тому +38

      Kyman102 I would unironically watch that...

  • @rine6740
    @rine6740 5 років тому +2330

    The man who called Charles Stiles a D-list Sherlock Holmes owns my heart and soul

  • @ejm1225
    @ejm1225 5 років тому +2801

    "Starla Childs, Distillery Miners"
    2023 edit: Changed it from "Starles Chiles"

    • @manputty933
      @manputty933 5 років тому +41

      Charles Stiles, God of Stromboli

    • @galleryofrogues
      @galleryofrogues 4 роки тому +40

      That’s how Dyslexic Daddy Derek would say it

    • @brandonconway3819
      @brandonconway3819 4 роки тому +16

      Emmanuel Moreno Marles Diles Chystery Stiners?

    • @brandonconway3819
      @brandonconway3819 4 роки тому +1

      The real Famas Probably idk Telease de rone

    • @charmandyorton006
      @charmandyorton006 4 роки тому +9

      I see you with that Chilean Mining Accident reference, I see you

  • @panicatthegasstation
    @panicatthegasstation 3 роки тому +597

    In an alternate reality, Destiny hits Ralph up, laughs at his jokes, and they end up getting married. Ralph and Charles are now family and a Mystery Diners reboot is launched with Ralph directing the show.

    • @nathanielmarks4872
      @nathanielmarks4872 2 роки тому +42

      I wish it actually happened

    • @emnedb
      @emnedb Рік тому +36

      That is the world I want to live in.

    • @mungdaal9643
      @mungdaal9643 Рік тому +41

      Ralph Sepe: Into the Wattpadverse

    • @shinyagumon7015
      @shinyagumon7015 Рік тому +30

      Do you think Charles would introduce himself as "Charles Stiles, father-in-law"?

  • @thecat970
    @thecat970 6 років тому +2458

    99 cameras have been set up in the ladies restroom

    • @papnlilly
      @papnlilly 6 років тому +17

      Zing! 😂😂

    • @user-cn4ci5wx1s
      @user-cn4ci5wx1s 6 років тому +7

      Anthony what a nice zinger NIGGA

    • @kevinguyen1000
      @kevinguyen1000 6 років тому +69

      99 cameras have beem set up behind another camera

    • @lhaviland8602
      @lhaviland8602 6 років тому +27

      OVER 9000 cameras in the grease trap.

    • @ryedj707
      @ryedj707 6 років тому +28

      Well Charles, people have been coming out of the women’s restroom with an item very similar to our delicious, mouth watering tostitos naked crunchy wrap, and we don’t know how people are getting them. Our food supplies are lower than I expected and I suspect someone might be doing something in there, but I just don’t know who could be and how!

  • @cr4zyg047
    @cr4zyg047 7 років тому +1870

    I watch this video at least once a month.

  • @CyberKirby
    @CyberKirby 5 років тому +9123

    What if
    You wanted to go to heaven
    But god said
    You cheated on the Cheesy’s Grilled Cheese Challenge

    • @cathl4953
      @cathl4953 5 років тому +455

      I'd show him the video footage i collected from the 30 cameras i set up in the waffle iron and the drone outside

    • @KaladinVegapunk
      @KaladinVegapunk 5 років тому +120

      To be fair, considering the rest of shit that sends you to hell in their mythology, that would probably qualify to be honest
      I mean a baby saving fireman that isn't part of the cult goes to hell, a pedo priest is a shoe-in because he donates, confesses and is part of the club haha
      Hell it even says not to eat shellfish, and stone your daughter if she misbehaves
      He's the ramblings of ancient hobos
      Cheating on Cheesys challenge is almost as bad as opening a rival food cart, and in that case their god would be even more pissed since theyre Islamic, and call him a different name but otherwise have the same religion haha

    • @gardetto265
      @gardetto265 5 років тому +37

      It's cheesys cheesiest grilled cheese challenge

    • @kevinmcdowell1322
      @kevinmcdowell1322 5 років тому +8

      I would say no you

    • @BogChild
      @BogChild 5 років тому +42

      i love that this video still has traffic this frequently

  • @imperialwolf7872
    @imperialwolf7872 3 роки тому +370

    9 circles of hell
    1. Limbo
    2. Lust
    3. Gluttony
    4. Greed
    5. Wrath
    6. Heresy
    7. Violence
    8. Fraud
    9. Cheating on the Cheesy’s challenge

  • @kuroine7386
    @kuroine7386 7 років тому +5444

    *TWENTY THREE CAMERAS HAVE BEEN SET UP IN THE GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICH*

    • @TheMrMojoRisin67
      @TheMrMojoRisin67 7 років тому +166

      There are over 9,000 cameras, and they're all recording children.

    • @christiandam1583
      @christiandam1583 7 років тому +3

      LMAO +TheMrMojoRisin67

    • @matthewthedford2041
      @matthewthedford2041 7 років тому +59

      10 cameras have been set up in the toilet.

    • @luisdavila1236
      @luisdavila1236 7 років тому +17

      *DEADASS?*

    • @gavin169
      @gavin169 7 років тому +17

      I was laughing so hard I couldn't keep my mouse straight to like the comment!!

  • @kimba4962
    @kimba4962 5 років тому +2994

    "I am inevitable"
    "And I... am... Charles Stiles, Mystery Diners"

    • @gachapotato8945
      @gachapotato8945 5 років тому +14

      Kimba lmao

    • @starset4life175
      @starset4life175 5 років тому +63

      The Avengers go back in time to get the infinity stones so that they can undo the decimation that was caused by John Gotti, played by John Travolta. Now, it was supposed to be an easy grab, but it ain't no easy grab, cause they got T. So the Avengers bring Bruce Willis from the past into the future so they can figure out where John Travolta has T.

    • @patrickcampbell45
      @patrickcampbell45 5 років тому +5

      😂😂

    • @parkourmaster4526
      @parkourmaster4526 5 років тому +35

      ‘Release the drone!’
      ‘But sire our mystery diners’
      ‘Just do it!!!’

    • @mooseyexists
      @mooseyexists 5 років тому +2

      Ah yes kimba the white lion from the lion king

  • @MisaKeiJune
    @MisaKeiJune 5 років тому +1130

    Honestly, the one episode that really upset me was the episode where the guy was about to fire his mother for donating 200 burgers to a homeless shelter once a month, and She paid for them out of her own checks. Made me hate the show that much more.

    • @crazyadri5079
      @crazyadri5079 4 роки тому +33

      Misa Kei June what episode is this

    • @PrismTheKid
      @PrismTheKid 4 роки тому +269

      If it's any consolation I'd say 100% of the scenario you just described was made up by the writers of the show

    • @masterstepz9800
      @masterstepz9800 4 роки тому +93

      @@PrismTheKid Only the shit writers of the show would think, that plot is a good idea. Shows what they know.

    • @TheSecondVersion
      @TheSecondVersion 4 роки тому +54

      @@PrismTheKid Yep, faker than Mrs. Stiles' orgasms

    • @rebeccajohnson7599
      @rebeccajohnson7599 4 роки тому +45

      I thought the mother was donating the burgers to a church for a picnic or something? Unless this is from an episode I didn't see. Even so, probably could've asked what she was doing with the burgs rather than just automatically assume it was stealing.

  • @heatherperleberg7816
    @heatherperleberg7816 4 роки тому +821

    "I just cant believe hes gone"
    "Well, I just know Charles will honor their life with the eulogy."
    "Hi, Charles, Mystery Diners. This funeral is pretty sad, and not in a good way, so I put TWO cameras in the coffin, FOUR cameras in the bathro-"

    • @redcomet_622
      @redcomet_622 3 роки тому +104

      "While we mourn your friends passing, our cameras caught him stealing boxes of food and giving them to the Iraqi food cart"

    • @Predator20357
      @Predator20357 3 роки тому +71

      @@redcomet_622
      Overreacting Owner: “That bastard faked his death for a Iraqi food cart! I want his shirt! I want his pants! Get him!”

    • @emnedb
      @emnedb Рік тому +4

      applause emoji

  • @evanquinn6092
    @evanquinn6092 5 років тому +2652

    You own an Iraqi restaurant in Oregon. Some employees want to make a food cart for the business but you decline. Suddenly an Iraqi food cart opens up down the street and you start losing food 🤔🤔🤔🤔

    • @CasualNickname
      @CasualNickname 5 років тому +233

      Clearly an alien stole the food...not the employees wishing to open up an IRAQI FOOD CART!

    • @KiwiOuiOui22
      @KiwiOuiOui22 5 років тому +83

      Hmm... you're onto something stranger.

    • @funguy398
      @funguy398 5 років тому +164

      It's time to call Charles

    • @nathandixon2048
      @nathandixon2048 5 років тому +95

      Hm.... Yup it's a stumper, there's no clear answer... better call Charles Stiles

    • @narsicko6919
      @narsicko6919 5 років тому +53

      Hmm, I think we're gonna need Charles and nasa on this one.

  • @AltonB.6776
    @AltonB.6776 7 років тому +2967

    that drag episode has the same story as the little panda fighter

    • @dickus_kickus
      @dickus_kickus 7 років тому +118

      You're kidding right? I could've lived without knowing that... How I would, I'll never know.
      EDIT: It actually is, that MUST be intentional.

    • @MartianManHunter2258
      @MartianManHunter2258 7 років тому +248

      Ain't that a kick in head. HAHAHAHAHAHA!

    • @antidoteee
      @antidoteee 7 років тому +75

      I have to go handle some personal private business privately

    • @Barrobroadcastmaster
      @Barrobroadcastmaster 7 років тому +18

      MartianManHunter2258 DANG IT!

    • @SylentVoidkeeper
      @SylentVoidkeeper 7 років тому +68

      MartianManHunter2258 Old Thunderbutt himself!
      T H A T. J E R K

  • @jamiee7367
    @jamiee7367 4 роки тому +3855

    This doesn't feel like a real show
    This feels like a South Park parody of a real show

    • @amidasimth1214
      @amidasimth1214 4 роки тому +12

      @_ Danllco _ I bet you look like butters

    • @konankid2340
      @konankid2340 4 роки тому +13

      As soon as south park became real life the TV show south park started to suck

    • @PrismTheKid
      @PrismTheKid 4 роки тому +69

      HE WAS AN AVERAGE GUY, BUT ONE DAY HE WOKE UP AS A TALENTLESS MOUSTACHED MAN! ROB SCHNEIDER IS CHARLES STYLES, MYSTERY DINER! RATED PG-13

    • @Firewithsnowflakes
      @Firewithsnowflakes 4 роки тому +10

      @@konankid2340 part of the reason South Park is so good is because it has the guts to go after lots of stupid stuff in real life that nobody else will but you can have your opinion

    • @mothernyxious7097
      @mothernyxious7097 4 роки тому +7

      “White people renovating houses”

  • @RogueAstro85
    @RogueAstro85 3 роки тому +261

    I live in Austin and the bar with the poetry night was closed within a year of Charles Stiles visiting

    • @BernardGarcon
      @BernardGarcon 3 роки тому +51

      Now it's bar is truly a mystery diner

    • @SneednFeed21
      @SneednFeed21 3 роки тому +54

      He cheated on the cheesies challenge

    • @Chuck_EL
      @Chuck_EL 2 роки тому +7

      With the cringe zoom ins with the overdramatic "boom" music

    • @drygnfyre
      @drygnfyre 4 місяці тому +1

      A lot of restaurants featured on this show and similar ones closed because it turns out the real issue was bad management. In reality, if Cheesies was losing money, it's not because of the contest, it's because of other issues.

    • @Haydos4032
      @Haydos4032 4 місяці тому +2

      Any idea what happened to the man, named BRI-AN?

  • @mogan4534
    @mogan4534 6 років тому +4406

    “Hey, Charles.”
    “Charles Stiles, Mystery Diners.”
    “I know who you are, Charlie, we’ve been best friends for years.”
    “I’m from a little company called Mystery Diners, ever heard of it?”
    “You were the best man at my wedding.”
    “DANGIT!”
    “Why do you do this to me, Charlie? You need serious help.”

    • @amen9715
      @amen9715 6 років тому +42

      Joseph Cocks it’s funny how this have 150 likes and no replies
      F*ck the English language

    • @mogan4534
      @mogan4534 6 років тому +161

      Something122 why does no one reply? Well, I’ll tell you why, because my name’s Charles Stiles, and I’m from a company called Mystery Diners.

    • @powerup931
      @powerup931 6 років тому +53

      Joseph Cocks why doesn't charles stiles open up his own mystery diner?

    • @mogan4534
      @mogan4534 6 років тому +50

      Alex Herrera well, let me tell you who I am, my name’s Charles Stiles, and I’m from a company called Mystery Diners. Ever heard of it?

    • @eyriene4559
      @eyriene4559 6 років тому +19

      STING STANG STUNG

  • @harmonlanager2670
    @harmonlanager2670 7 років тому +821

    If I made Mystery Diners, I would turn it into a full parody of Mystery stories. Like, give the people really insane, over the top motives.
    "Why'd you steal my food and sell it in a food stand across the street?"
    "BECAUSE YOU KILLED MY FATHER, YOU SON OF A BITCH!"

    • @robot54312
      @robot54312 7 років тому +56

      I'd watch it. Make it like Diagnosis: Murder, except instead of Dick Van Dike it's CHARLES STILES.

    • @MimiCupcakeDean
      @MimiCupcakeDean 7 років тому +47

      "BECAUSE I'M CHARLES STILES MYSTERY DINERS."

    • @tarabletv
      @tarabletv 7 років тому +20

      Harmon Lanager I wish you were a TV show producer

    • @napkin8920
      @napkin8920 7 років тому +61

      "Why'd you do it, Gianni?
      Why did you kill Sara Clark?"
      "She was going to ruin our pizzaria.
      *_NO ONE_*_ out-pizzas the hut."_

    • @GasmaskAvenger
      @GasmaskAvenger 7 років тому +50

      YOU WOULDN'T DOWNLOAD AN IRAQI FOOD CART

  • @bighungry98
    @bighungry98 5 років тому +2411

    "I'm Ralphthemoviemaker, world renowned film critic and closeted homosexual"
    "Destiny, if you're watching this, hit me up"
    WHICH IS IT RALPH??

    • @breadpilled2587
      @breadpilled2587 5 років тому +209

      he's playing with our hearts

    • @Saibellus
      @Saibellus 5 років тому +337

      He did say closeted...

    • @dj29hawkings76
      @dj29hawkings76 5 років тому +54

      He might want to be "just friends and nothing else" with destiny

    • @ratzzi7301
      @ratzzi7301 5 років тому +127

      Easy, he’s a woman

    • @godofwar234regi5
      @godofwar234regi5 5 років тому +30

      Ellis Dee Uh, not to be that person but you know what closeted means right?

  • @timothyfinch7295
    @timothyfinch7295 Рік тому +118

    Ralph's Bad Reality Show arc truly was the peak of his craft

  • @G396
    @G396 5 років тому +579

    People over the age of 18 who think this show is real should not be allowed in public unless accompanied by a court appointed chaperone.

    • @rebeccaspratling2865
      @rebeccaspratling2865 4 роки тому +3

      Lmfao! Exactly.

    • @cheerwhiner7829
      @cheerwhiner7829 4 роки тому +1

      It doesn’t matter if it’s real... is theater real ? 🙄

    • @johnperez2202
      @johnperez2202 4 роки тому +13

      For some reason i thought you meant real as in it existed and felt so insulted until I realized there are actually people who would think this was real

    • @pokaay3163
      @pokaay3163 4 роки тому +12

      Cheer Whiner the point is that the show is so dumb and see-through that it would be a shock if a grown adult couldn’t gauge the fact that this was all lies and genuinely believed in the crappy acting and outlandish scenarios. Don’t compare Charles Stiles Mystery Fucking Diner to the art of theatre.

    • @cheerwhiner7829
      @cheerwhiner7829 4 роки тому

      Pokey Oat It’s a way to tell a story... there are many ways to tell a story... which one meets your approval? Movies? Books? Theater? 🤔 The bottom line is... it’s a fun show to watch.

  • @Kickiusz
    @Kickiusz 5 років тому +861

    The fact they added in post an alarm when the drone crashes is absolutely hillarious.

    • @sarsona_3611
      @sarsona_3611 5 років тому +84

      *D A N G I T !*

    • @thesaltmerchant4564
      @thesaltmerchant4564 5 років тому +68

      What's funny is it's just stock alarm sound effect so you even hear it in halo

    • @minindoalt
      @minindoalt 5 років тому +35

      and the useless DRONE_CAM🔴 to make it seem more high tech when it’s just a normal video feed that doesn’t need that crap

    • @xxMpEGxx
      @xxMpEGxx 5 років тому +2

      You know a drone like that......is hella loud

    • @BulborbStare
      @BulborbStare 5 років тому +1

      @@thesaltmerchant4564 Yeah, I'm pretty sure the helicopters in GTA 4 make that sound sometimes too.

  • @jeper3460
    @jeper3460 6 років тому +890

    *at funeral*
    random person: "What is your relation to this man?"
    Charles Stiles from Mystery Diners: "Charles Stiles, Mystery Diners"

  • @DHCR-core
    @DHCR-core 3 місяці тому +26

    8 years later and I'm still baffled that they faked a drone crash for the sake of drama and couldn't even make it convincing.

  • @toaster9922
    @toaster9922 5 років тому +918

    I like how Ralph smirks a little after saying “and closet homosexual.”

    • @DaniloMotaSoares
      @DaniloMotaSoares 5 років тому +2

      Hes loffing

    • @breadpilled2587
      @breadpilled2587 5 років тому +144

      he knows he's playing with our hearts
      he knows he's got the gays on the edge of their seats

    • @cooperpetersen2445
      @cooperpetersen2445 5 років тому +11

      @Aaron Heych "agggggghhhhhh I'm edging"

    • @kayhaven4710
      @kayhaven4710 5 років тому +5

      Cooper Petersen skeet skeet skeet!

    • @galleryofrogues
      @galleryofrogues 5 років тому

      He got that classic boomer energy.

  • @ms_rifle_spiral
    @ms_rifle_spiral 5 років тому +2521

    Fans: this show isn't fak-
    Charles Stiles, Mystery Diners: Danny, upload the restraunt's data to the Mystery Diners computer, then disable the restraunt's security with an EMP-equipped military drone with machine guns

    • @nearlyNonexistent
      @nearlyNonexistent 5 років тому +243

      Sorry, who's Charles Stiles? I'm pretty sure the host of this show is named "Charles Stiles, Mystery Diners".

    • @cameronroy2129
      @cameronroy2129 5 років тому +101

      @@nearlyNonexistent charles diners mystery Stiles

    • @ravaniphoenix5431
      @ravaniphoenix5431 5 років тому +70

      diners stiles mystery charles

    • @cameronroy2129
      @cameronroy2129 5 років тому +27

      @@ravaniphoenix5431 diner style ninjistu

    • @yukatan2755
      @yukatan2755 5 років тому +40

      He used Google maps to disable the engine

  • @Ammunaeus
    @Ammunaeus 7 років тому +811

    Do you think Charles Stiles' daughter refuses to go on dates with people because she knows her dad has every restaurant in town with cameras and microphones?

    • @JustTheWarning
      @JustTheWarning 7 років тому +207

      "two cameras have been set up inside my daughter's vagina"

    • @Ammunaeus
      @Ammunaeus 7 років тому +141

      What if his daughter was a walking camera with a wig on?

    • @JustTheWarning
      @JustTheWarning 7 років тому +81

      this is getting too meta.

    • @Ammunaeus
      @Ammunaeus 7 років тому +77

      Charles Stiles is always watching with some shoosh conserns

    • @wimpylasagna6696
      @wimpylasagna6696 7 років тому +57

      "19 cameras have been set up in the guys dickhole"

  • @apgagn157
    @apgagn157 Рік тому +82

    This is the best video Ralph has made. I come back to this multiple times a year. Cheers.

    • @schplenis
      @schplenis Рік тому +9

      This, love on a leash, and the ghost hunting vid

    • @ammarnapata2193
      @ammarnapata2193 Рік тому

      Lol same😂😂

    • @heidiann8017
      @heidiann8017 9 місяців тому +1

      The comments alone are so worth it 😂

  • @katherinesmall3126
    @katherinesmall3126 7 років тому +2099

    100 cameras have been set up in Charles Stiles moustache to carry out the sting

    • @ThatManinWhite
      @ThatManinWhite 7 років тому +92

      Katherine Small Oh those aren't set up, his mustache just naturally grows cameras.

    • @sarsona_3611
      @sarsona_3611 7 років тому +57

      *R e l e a s e t h e d r o n e*

    • @bleedy13
      @bleedy13 7 років тому +19

      Katherine Small god damn you...bet your working with those grilled cheese bandits!

    • @DWN037
      @DWN037 7 років тому

      :100: :ok_hand:

    • @swetcorn
      @swetcorn 7 років тому +1

      Katherine Small and ThatManinWhite
      Best comments ever.

  • @SuperLordGaming
    @SuperLordGaming 7 років тому +827

    "I've received multiple complaints that someone hasn't been flushing the toilets in the restrooms"
    "Charles Stiles, Mystery Diners"
    "20 cameras have been placed in the restrooms"

    • @bootmanbill2362
      @bootmanbill2362 7 років тому +46

      UnknownAnon 29 cameras have been placed in the toilets in the women's washroom

    • @carterfeeler3408
      @carterfeeler3408 7 років тому +15

      We have noticed a frightening number of customers leaving the restaurant without pushing in their chairs. It's very suspicious and could cause future problems.

    • @boatman9041
      @boatman9041 7 років тому +2

      Carter Feeler but how would the two employees betray mr. Owner man?

    • @jajablinks9059
      @jajablinks9059 5 років тому

      And a anal probe for good measure.

    • @alexdionisos
      @alexdionisos 5 років тому

      @@carterfeeler3408 Well, time to fire someone

  • @braydenj1327
    @braydenj1327 7 років тому +253

    If destiny is single I imagine its because she knows her father has cameras every where.
    Destiny - "lets have sex".
    BF - "ok".
    Charles - "release the drones!"

    • @pivotdude324hi
      @pivotdude324hi 6 років тому +30

      Brayden J “5 cameras have been set up in my daughters’ pot head boyfriends’ van”

    • @BK-sh2pn
      @BK-sh2pn 6 років тому +2

      😂

    • @anikmonette2140
      @anikmonette2140 6 років тому

      Brayden J I imagine it would kill the mood pretty quick... :)

    • @somebodysomewhere9253
      @somebodysomewhere9253 6 років тому

      *The drone was to get audio*

  • @sarvcsm7208
    @sarvcsm7208 3 роки тому +158

    every year i come back to this video its truly timeless

  • @sketchyjulia
    @sketchyjulia 5 років тому +3654

    I remember Mystery Diners almost did an episode at this coffee place by where I live, it’s called “Ron’s Coffee”.
    They cancelled it because the owner got arrested for child pornography :/

    • @svda4565
      @svda4565 5 років тому +911

      I bet Charles Stiles released a drone on him

    • @YeetTheSlavs
      @YeetTheSlavs 5 років тому +238

      lmao im trying not to laugh the whole day and your comment is challenging me

    • @nemanjajovanov
      @nemanjajovanov 5 років тому +595

      'Charles Stiles, why don't you have a seat over there.'
      'What is this, a crossover episode?'

    • @RNJ142
      @RNJ142 5 років тому +20

      Hol up

    • @sketchyjulia
      @sketchyjulia 5 років тому +72

      The Fat Man and the place had rly good WiFi

  • @851852093114208513
    @851852093114208513 7 років тому +572

    "Put a tracking device in the wheel well of that truck."
    Okay I'm not a lawyer but I'm like 85% sure that's illegal

  • @dougdimmadomeownerofthedim580
    @dougdimmadomeownerofthedim580 7 років тому +2526

    I'm Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome, and closeted homosexual.

    • @Renogade
      @Renogade 7 років тому +21

      Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome. I just can't even

    • @DeleteThisPage69
      @DeleteThisPage69 7 років тому +59

      Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome and also a closeted homosexual!?

    • @TristanJHorta
      @TristanJHorta 7 років тому +86

      Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome? Well I'll be Dimmadamned

    • @DeleteThisPage69
      @DeleteThisPage69 7 років тому +11

      Tristan Horta
      Dimmadamn!!!

    • @JacobHillSBD
      @JacobHillSBD 7 років тому +63

      8000 cameras have been setup in the Dimmsdale Dimmadome

  • @sufferationist
    @sufferationist 3 роки тому +276

    23:43 Often overlooked in this incredible video is how fucking disgusting the Torpasta dish looks

    • @bcc5701
      @bcc5701 2 роки тому +30

      Okay this is what I was looking for. Wtf is happening over there in that kitchen

    • @Im__Andy-f6x
      @Im__Andy-f6x 2 роки тому +6

      that looks good

    • @shinyagumon7015
      @shinyagumon7015 Рік тому +20

      And aparently someone is "stealing" the recipe and selling it to other restaurants like 1. it's not a super basic idea and 2. like it would be popular enough for that.

  • @dylanpage1900
    @dylanpage1900 7 років тому +612

    I've got 99 problems and an Iraqi food cart ain't one.

    • @f.a.4310
      @f.a.4310 7 років тому +52

      Dylan Page By 99 problems, do you mean 99 cameras?

    • @AASAA1
      @AASAA1 7 років тому +7

      Dylan Page I've got 99 problems and an Iraqi food cart ain't one.
      Its all 99 of them.

    • @richardszajlai5352
      @richardszajlai5352 7 років тому +7

      Dylan Page "Charles Stiles, Mystery Diners"

    • @wisemankugelmemicus1701
      @wisemankugelmemicus1701 7 років тому +2

      Dylan Page Because I released the drone.

    • @papayer
      @papayer 5 років тому +2

      by 99 problems, you mean 99 winners on the cheesie's challenge?

  • @samchernoff350
    @samchernoff350 7 років тому +1690

    Kid puts soda in water cup. Charles Stiles, Mystery Diners

    • @pokededenne8105
      @pokededenne8105 7 років тому +141

      RELEASE THE DRONE

    • @samchernoff350
      @samchernoff350 7 років тому +56

      Gabriel C I have sum
      Shush concerns if that is true then

    • @TheGreatCannon
      @TheGreatCannon 7 років тому +85

      we put 3 cameras in the soda machine
      we put 2 cameras in the water and soda cups

    • @snorlaxwithabattleaxe9149
      @snorlaxwithabattleaxe9149 6 років тому +13

      3 cameras have been placed on the child

    • @alexdionisos
      @alexdionisos 5 років тому +3

      Seventeen cameras have been placed on the soda dispenser, 300 on the counter

  • @nemanjajovanov
    @nemanjajovanov 4 роки тому +1034

    3 cameras for the Elven-kings under the sky
    7 for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone
    9 for Iraqi carts, doomed to die,
    1 for the Charles Styles on his dark throne.

    • @chopperjoe1998
      @chopperjoe1998 2 роки тому +34

      This comment is a year old and it's fucking amazing lol

    • @toamatau8785
      @toamatau8785 Рік тому +10

      @@chopperjoe1998 what does the age of the comment have to do with anything

    • @ArmanIRL
      @ArmanIRL Рік тому +5

      Holy shit I needed this today. 😂

    • @dsnever3041
      @dsnever3041 Рік тому +15

      Dark Drone*

    • @nemanjajovanov
      @nemanjajovanov Рік тому

      @@dsnever3041 Yes!

  • @kapilsharmaWorld_uncensored
    @kapilsharmaWorld_uncensored 3 роки тому +101

    By far the most rewatchable episode on the internet.

  • @AngusGotSad
    @AngusGotSad 7 років тому +481

    "IF THAT DRONE GOES DOWN OUR MISSION COULD BE COMPROMISED"
    *Cue footage of drone going down like an action movie helicopter*
    "Dang it."

    • @puffnisse
      @puffnisse 6 років тому +67

      NovaThief *Dang it.

    • @mastric3502
      @mastric3502 6 років тому +24

      It's not even dammit it's just a resounding dang it.

    • @seanquinn3034
      @seanquinn3034 6 років тому +4

      puffnisse *D A N G I T*

  • @mynamejeff540
    @mynamejeff540 7 років тому +3297

    I'm scared, there's an Iraqi food cart outside my house

    • @mynamejeff540
      @mynamejeff540 7 років тому +76

      qualivia well I guess its goodbye, tell my mom I love her

    • @mynamejeff540
      @mynamejeff540 7 років тому +37

      ICR1 EVREITIEM Good idea wish me luck

    • @JamesWhite-no2hj
      @JamesWhite-no2hj 7 років тому +85

      Afterwards, I would recommend escaping to a small Irish county and live out the rest of your life as a cow. Those Iraqi food trucks are part of some of the most lethal Hitman groups in modern history.

    • @mynamejeff540
      @mynamejeff540 7 років тому +21

      James White Thanks for the advice man

    • @KristinaRegis
      @KristinaRegis 7 років тому +11

      The Guy who Sleeps in your attic make sure it isn't following you

  • @steviecopeland
    @steviecopeland 7 років тому +346

    73 cameras have been set up in the bathroom.

    • @gabefolco1888
      @gabefolco1888 7 років тому +7

      No One these cameras have been set up to see if the food is giving the people the shits

    • @redcatsix
      @redcatsix 7 років тому +22

      One camera has been set up in Destiny's sex dungeon

  • @jade4025
    @jade4025 Рік тому +32

    Whenever I’m having a bad day, traveling somewhere, or just am bored, I watch this. I’ve been watching it since it was released. I was in high school and now I’m graduating college soon. This video has been with me through it all

  • @robertt7416
    @robertt7416 6 років тому +1406

    i’ve seen this video at least 10 times now and it never gets old

    • @thatonea-hole
      @thatonea-hole 5 років тому +12

      *S A M E!!!!!!!*

    • @eadlynjune
      @eadlynjune 5 років тому +25

      I’ve been watching this shit, and every other video he’s every made for the past two years. He’s a comedy genius.

    • @raenaldo
      @raenaldo 5 років тому +3

      I’m at least on 15-20...CLASSIC content!!!

    • @rachelhart3531
      @rachelhart3531 5 років тому +3

      Neither does mystery diners! Mystery diners rules!

    • @justincruz5720
      @justincruz5720 5 років тому

      Same

  • @therandomperson02
    @therandomperson02 5 років тому +1008

    So I was on vacation with my family, and one night we decided to see what was on TV. I checked the Food Network and Mystery Diners was on, so naturally I went "Hey, you gotta see this, it's the dumbest thing ever." BUT I UNDERESTIMATED THE SHOW'S DUMBNESS.
    The episode premise was that some workers were taking customers to the attic of a restaurant and making it seem like it was haunted with ghosts or whatever. Standard Mystery Diners stuff, right? WRONG. COMPLETELY WRONG. They brought in some lady who claimed to be a psychic medium or whatever and she went "there's the spirits of two girls who were murdered here and they don't like the workers bringing people into the attic." So the subplot of the episode became laying the spirits of the two girls to rest or whatever, and Charles Stiles was just like "Yep, that's what we gotta do, nothing weird about that, I'm Charles Stiles, Mystery Diners." So it's just assumed that ghosts are real and the attic is actually haunted, but the workers are still doing whatever up there and they get fired.
    BUT IT GETS BETTER. At the end there's an epilogue where you expect the narrator to go "Bill Blankins has been doing great ever since Charles Stiles set up fifty cameras in his restaurant," but instead he goes "unfortunately, the ghosts kept doing stuff and it drove customers away, causing Bill to have to relocate."
    My family was shocked that this was on the Food Network. I was too.
    EDIT: The episode is S5E10, "Paranormal Activities." As far as I can tell it was the only episode to feature a paranormal element. Release the drone.

  • @sup3rsn8ke
    @sup3rsn8ke 6 років тому +984

    Guy: I cheated at the cheesies challenge
    Priest: that is a sin not even god can forgive

    • @timothytzovolos153
      @timothytzovolos153 6 років тому +7

      Jacob Irvin so true

    • @Dgero
      @Dgero 6 років тому +5

      Even the Devil will disrespect you

    • @bard_xo
      @bard_xo 6 років тому

      @Xx_Qui Gon Jinn_Xx No you won't get a moist meter for the Lego starwars series.

  • @JaySmithAudioStoryteller
    @JaySmithAudioStoryteller Рік тому +26

    I love that this video has outlived the show itself. I enjoy sharing this with friends who have never viewed it.

  • @grayson5000
    @grayson5000 4 роки тому +1739

    Anyone else notice how it’s always two people who are guilty? Like, every time there’s two people working together, excluding the magician. The formula for this show is ridiculously consistent

    • @CameronCox
      @CameronCox 3 роки тому +381

      Cheating on the cheesys challenge is not a single person task

    • @reillymcwriting
      @reillymcwriting 3 роки тому +97

      There was this one episode with only one guilty guy. Some nephew of the owner who sold the recipe to a rival restaurant.

    • @Joe-pd3lx
      @Joe-pd3lx 3 роки тому +23

      C H A R L E S S T l L E S

    • @Predator20357
      @Predator20357 3 роки тому +61

      @@reillymcwriting Now That sounds like a actual problem, not cheating on a Cheese Sandwich Contest

    • @OBSDCC7
      @OBSDCC7 Рік тому +1

      @@Predator20357 Hey buddy… don’t you DARE talk bad on the Cheesey’s Challenge you sunovabitch.

  • @QuarkGamingLLC
    @QuarkGamingLLC 4 роки тому +1207

    I love how some of his greetings sound like a question. “Charles Stiles, Mystery Diners?”, like he doesn’t remember what he’s doing.

    • @lilyshould4602
      @lilyshould4602 4 роки тому +48

      Cause he doesn’t know what he’s doing

    • @marinaraman8238
      @marinaraman8238 4 роки тому +38

      @@lilyshould4602 ''SOME SUH CONCRES.''

    • @NobodyCaresALot
      @NobodyCaresALot 3 роки тому +5

      Oh he remembers, he's just trying to forget.

    • @Awesome4Prez
      @Awesome4Prez 2 роки тому +11

      "Hi, Charles!"
      "...Charles Stiles, Mystery Diner?...."
      "Idk, are you?"
      "Am I?"
      "..........ok, so someone cheated on our Cheesey Challenge and..."
      "CHEATED ON THE CHEESEY CHALLENGE!?!!?!? CHEATED ON THE CHEESEY CHALLENGE!?!?"

    • @emnedb
      @emnedb Рік тому +1

      *all not some

  • @meredythcosta6977
    @meredythcosta6977 6 років тому +1510

    “Charles Styles, Mystery Diners”
    “Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration”

  • @Pdawg99
    @Pdawg99 2 роки тому +94

    I lose it every time when Ralph screams “an Iraqi food cart?!” 😂

    • @bmo14lax
      @bmo14lax Рік тому +4

      7:01

    • @lessthanthreemetal
      @lessthanthreemetal Рік тому +4

      I want you to count the number of Iraqi food carts you have seen in your entire life

    • @JohnB-ts5wm
      @JohnB-ts5wm 9 місяців тому +2

      I live in Portland and honestly I’ve seen like 4. It’s pretty good food

  • @christiandam1583
    @christiandam1583 5 років тому +833

    Prosecutor: Did you or did you not have sexual relations with this underage girl?
    Charles: Charles styles Mystery Diners?

    • @amohotepv
      @amohotepv 5 років тому +57

      "she said she was 18, I always believe what children say."

    • @vangothengirl
      @vangothengirl 4 роки тому

      Oh god. Imagine a pokemon of charles stiles, CHARLES STILES, USE DRONE STRIKE!

  • @0axel078
    @0axel078 7 років тому +4055

    he makes a better weatherman than reality show host

    • @laggy3099
      @laggy3099 7 років тому +530

      0Axel0 "3 cameras have been placed in the clouds"

    • @kurtch794
      @kurtch794 7 років тому +380

      RELEASE THE WEATHER BALLOON

    • @PinkManGuy
      @PinkManGuy 7 років тому +45

      that one is better, upvoting and deleting mine

    • @TheCinemaMan777
      @TheCinemaMan777 7 років тому +18

      Fat6amer IM FUCKING DEAD

    • @enormousiserratic8276
      @enormousiserratic8276 7 років тому +121

      0Axel0 The blizzard is coming in from the east and it’s creating some shush concerns

  • @crisptomato9495
    @crisptomato9495 4 роки тому +1308

    “I am inevitable.”
    “I’m Charles Styles Mystery Diners.”

    • @beabea5985
      @beabea5985 4 роки тому +39

      "Charles Stiles? A label created by the restaurant owners to give voice to their destruction. In the end, what they choose to call us is irrelevant. We simply are."

    • @joeblogs9362
      @joeblogs9362 4 роки тому +3

      Fake

    • @modesttomato4332
      @modesttomato4332 3 роки тому

      Real

    • @Voidwurm1701
      @Voidwurm1701 3 роки тому +3

      James Charles mystery whiners.

    • @BaronOfZLand
      @BaronOfZLand 3 роки тому +11

      "I'm Charles Stiles, with a company called Mystery Diners."
      "I don't even know who you are."

  • @melhazred
    @melhazred Рік тому +16

    I keep coming back to this video. Cannot believe its 7 years old.

  • @Monique.Marceline
    @Monique.Marceline 4 роки тому +734

    “a man named Bri-AN” always kills me

    • @nejdalej
      @nejdalej 4 роки тому +68

      The guy can barely keep a straight face lol

    • @NicklasZandeVGCP2001
      @NicklasZandeVGCP2001 3 роки тому +5

      They try to make us laugh at Charles when he listens to bad poetry. But it makes us feel exactly like Charles Stiles when he listens to bad poetry.

    • @Tryinghisbestyeah
      @Tryinghisbestyeah 3 роки тому +24

      “This poetry *blows* ”

    • @brandonreed2175
      @brandonreed2175 3 роки тому +2

      Shit was Beyond cringe 😬

    • @Jury4318
      @Jury4318 3 роки тому +6

      i'm picturing brian from family guy watching mystery diners.

  • @nichola2666
    @nichola2666 6 років тому +422

    This is the most disgusting thing I’ve ever seen... who would corrupt the sanctity of the cheesies challenge by cheating.

    • @ethanpreis413
      @ethanpreis413 6 років тому +22

      Pepe Sylvia R E L E A S E T H E D R O N E

  • @FirstLastname604
    @FirstLastname604 7 років тому +1153

    69 cameras have been set up inside destinys bedroom

  • @Haydos4032
    @Haydos4032 4 місяці тому +10

    Top 10 moments in no particular order
    1. Man, named BRI-AN
    2. Guy calling Charles a D-list Sherlock Holmes
    3. The cardinal sin of cheating on the Cheesies challenge
    4. The drone crashing
    5. Angry Hispanic woman’s rant
    6. Guy who sounded like he was saying Tor-pedo 😬
    7. Overacting hippie
    8. Dudes fighting over a shirt
    9. Killing a car engine over a recipe
    10. Ralph’s message to Destiny Stiles

  • @The__Sandboy
    @The__Sandboy 4 роки тому +4049

    The seven deadly sins
    1: cheating on the cheesy’s challenge.
    2: setting up an Iraqi food cart outside of an Iraqi restaurant
    3: steal 2 dollars from the pianist as a magician
    4: reading dumb stuff for poetry night
    5: releasing the drone!
    6: getting Charles to “fix” your restaurant
    7: watching mystery diners

    • @brandona1140
      @brandona1140 4 роки тому +144

      And selling the torpatty

    • @nejdalej
      @nejdalej 4 роки тому +89

      @@brandona1140 The torpatty is an affront to God and nothing will change my mind on this. It's not even a tortilla, it's a baguette.

    • @jooree7696
      @jooree7696 4 роки тому +19

      We need a show about this with Charles Style Mystery Diners in the role of Meliodas

    • @bobbybingo4506
      @bobbybingo4506 3 роки тому +3

      I wish that was accurate then this would be a religious video

    • @marko-gj1uj
      @marko-gj1uj 3 роки тому +4

      Watching Mystery Diners isn't as sinful as watching those gay ghost hunters and loving them.

  • @Gradient___
    @Gradient___ 8 років тому +2863

    Charles Diners, Mystery Stiles.

    • @Bellocks1
      @Bellocks1 8 років тому +56

      fiddlestyxify 3 cameras have been set up in the office

    • @fiddlestyxify
      @fiddlestyxify 8 років тому +94

      4 cameras have been set up in Turkish Airlines

    • @Ihatethisstupidchange
      @Ihatethisstupidchange 8 років тому +47

      5 cameras in the diner

    • @rosegardeners
      @rosegardeners 8 років тому +50

      8 cameras have been set up in the main room, to give an overall perspective and feel of the diner.

    • @53subscribersnovideos35
      @53subscribersnovideos35 8 років тому +54

      2 cameras have been set up in the pot of soup.

  • @nyxx0122
    @nyxx0122 5 років тому +393

    When I was little I got into a huge argument with my father because he called this show fake and I ejected it was real. Now when I think of how fake this show is I get embarrassed that I was stupid enough to think it was real!

    • @CoolUsernameUSA
      @CoolUsernameUSA 4 роки тому +17

      NYXX 01 Send ralphs video to your dad lol

    • @b3nl555
      @b3nl555 4 роки тому +8

      Lmao, did you say sorry?

    • @chipskylark5500
      @chipskylark5500 4 роки тому +4

      Bruh shut have put a seatbelt on it then you.couldnt eject it

    • @FallenWolf64
      @FallenWolf64 3 роки тому +8

      You need to apologise to your father, you would be surprised how a little bit of kindness will warm a father's heart.

    • @charlottecorday8494
      @charlottecorday8494 2 роки тому +1

      You ejected it was real?

  • @Avigdor404
    @Avigdor404 3 роки тому +100

    I think about Ralph in a fake mustache, yelling about 9 winners in the cheesiest challenge at least once a month and every time I laugh.

  • @dubz4828
    @dubz4828 5 років тому +1704

    So basically the show is like “To Catch a Predator” but for food?

    • @hockeycrafter6086
      @hockeycrafter6086 4 роки тому +134

      To catch a predator wasn’t fake though

    • @Katie-ws7xp
      @Katie-ws7xp 4 роки тому +162

      No to catch a predator actually impacted society in a good way

    • @chasemoy
      @chasemoy 4 роки тому +25

      top 10 anime accounts tcap is somewhat real, theyve actually helped put a couple people behind bars. Many got off without any charges however

    • @Sk8boardpsych0
      @Sk8boardpsych0 4 роки тому +45

      @top 10 anime accounts It's not. He has the chatlogs and all the chatlogs and convictions not featured on the show are on perverted-justice.com. They are still catching people and, on the show, almost every predator was convicted and are on the national sex offender registry except a few like genericwhitemale and bayjones and the ones who died.

    • @JS-po8oc
      @JS-po8oc 4 роки тому +11

      One of the comments here said they didn't air an episode because the owner of the restaurant had child porn. So I guess they were TCAP

  • @johnk.7523
    @johnk.7523 5 років тому +693

    Can we get a Charles Stiles, Mystery Diners extended cinematic universe?

    • @alexdionisos
      @alexdionisos 5 років тому +68

      200 cameras have been set up in the Infinity Gauntlet.

    • @ShadowRubberDuck
      @ShadowRubberDuck 5 років тому +12

      Move aside big chungus

    • @johnk.7523
      @johnk.7523 5 років тому +24

      @Metsarebuff 22
      He is seeking to eliminate half of all food carts on earth.
      "Perfectly balanced"

    • @sarsona_3611
      @sarsona_3611 5 років тому +22

      *Charles in his fancy home but walks into a dark figure watching outside his window*
      "I am Charles Stiles..."
      "You think you're the only Mystery Diner in this world ? You've become part of a bigger universe and you just dont know it yet."
      Charles: Charles Stiles Mystery Diners, I have some sush concerns of who you are ?
      "Names Iraqi Food Cart Guy. I'd like to talk to you about the Mystery Diners Initiative."

    • @alexdionisos
      @alexdionisos 5 років тому +4

      @@johnk.7523 But what about the Schwarma carts??? We need those!!

  • @ChrisTrenary
    @ChrisTrenary 7 років тому +255

    Starbucks Cashier: Your name please?
    *Mynamescharlesstilesimwithacompanycalledmysterydiners*

    • @fun4513
      @fun4513 7 років тому +42

      Starbucks cashier: _writes _*_Charlie, the guy who bit that kids finger_*

    • @officeofnavalintelligencePR
      @officeofnavalintelligencePR 7 років тому +1

      GD FuN *Sounds like a fetish*

  • @avery42069
    @avery42069 Місяць тому +8

    This takes me back, I miss the old days. I think you’d like to know while I rewatched this video, I played Roblox, and won 2 billion dollars in a casino. Thank you, ralphsepe

  • @TheDonutMan3000
    @TheDonutMan3000 7 років тому +851

    But why is it called mystery diners? There is no mystery. A better name would be insignificant theft diners.

    • @matthewdavison2622
      @matthewdavison2622 7 років тому +190

      The mystery is why this show is still going

    • @maggiem5528
      @maggiem5528 7 років тому +16

      C H A R L E S S T I L E S M Y S T E R Y D I N E R S

    • @totallytherealpewdiepie1643
      @totallytherealpewdiepie1643 7 років тому +6

      Nah it shloud be called a mystery why this shows still going

    • @arkham7727
      @arkham7727 7 років тому +14

      Moritz R CHARLES STYLES, INSIGNIFICANT THEFT DINERS

  • @uglymarigold
    @uglymarigold 6 років тому +1158

    All 2.6k dislikes are from all of Charles Stiles cameras lol

  • @imagdaleno04
    @imagdaleno04 7 років тому +545

    Charles Stiles just reminds me of those high school math teachers that wear the same shit everyday and try to crack at the same joke every week.

    • @moongem4489
      @moongem4489 7 років тому +10

      Isahi Magdaleno God I had a math teacher exactly like that. Primary coloured button ups with suspenders and black pants + the ever unfunny "the math that don't kill you makes you stronger".

    • @OfficialCyaned
      @OfficialCyaned 6 років тому +2

      I've had that type of teacher. Nice guy, but those jokes and puns he made were cringey.

    • @jozinek876
      @jozinek876 6 років тому

      Isahi Magdaleno then Charles Stiles belongs in a school

    • @angespice
      @angespice 6 років тому

      Isahi Magdaleno I’m in high school and this comment was really relatable wtf

  • @AndrewAmbrose
    @AndrewAmbrose 2 роки тому +43

    I only now just realized that the "mystery diners" are referring to the people Charles sends in to eat at these restaurants and not the restaurants themselves

  • @kyplaygaming
    @kyplaygaming 7 років тому +2283

    *At Charles birth
    Mom: welcome to the world baby Charles
    Charles: CHARLES STILES, MYSTERY DINNERS

    • @4f52
      @4f52 7 років тому +149

      *RELEASE THE DRONE*

    • @oskwie861
      @oskwie861 7 років тому +82

      *D A N G I T*

    • @spicymilkshake6600
      @spicymilkshake6600 7 років тому +18

      kyplay gaming He was an AI made for the show so that just means we works properly.

    • @febreezusjesus
      @febreezusjesus 7 років тому +11

      kyplay gaming. C H A R L E S S T I L E S M Y S T E R Y D I N E R S

    • @bloodknight1111
      @bloodknight1111 7 років тому +72

      Doctor: The umbilical cord has been cut incorrectly.
      Charles: 60 cameras have been set up in my mothers uterus.

  • @Jrue774
    @Jrue774 4 роки тому +3031

    They say Jesus died for all your sins, but he would never die for someone who cheats on the Cheesy’s Challenge.

    • @anthonygavin1425
      @anthonygavin1425 4 роки тому +179

      Theres a special layer of hell for those who cheat the cheesys challenge

    • @Agentohyeah
      @Agentohyeah 3 роки тому +112

      He died for our Cyn-thi-as!

    • @Joe-pd3lx
      @Joe-pd3lx 3 роки тому +23

      Cheating on cheese's challenge is the ultimate sin

    • @evoken1216
      @evoken1216 3 роки тому

      @@anthonygavin1425 t

    • @anthonygavin1425
      @anthonygavin1425 3 роки тому

      @@evoken1216 o

  • @mryagami8448
    @mryagami8448 7 років тому +932

    *T H E S E G U Y S A R E S T E A L I N G M Y M E A T*

    • @C-Murph
      @C-Murph 7 років тому +71

      #THESEGUYSARESTEALINGMYMEAT

    • @theogbeaver
      @theogbeaver 7 років тому +55

      *T H E S E G U Y S A R E S T E A L I N G M Y C U S T O M E R S*

    • @AlecGilmore
      @AlecGilmore 7 років тому +16

      *T H E S E G U Y S A R E S T E A L I N G M Y B U S I N E S S*

    • @manray171
      @manray171 7 років тому +7

      D A N G I T

    • @tiruliru1189
      @tiruliru1189 5 місяців тому +2

      *R E L E A S E T H E D R O N E*

  • @ZS05
    @ZS05 2 роки тому +72

    13:53 This scene popped up in my mind while I was at my miserable job last night - I had to choke back my own laugh so hard. How is this still so hilarious after 5 years!?

    • @emnedb
      @emnedb Рік тому +2

      Because he's a genius! (Ralph, I'm clearly not referring to Charles)

  • @apersonnamedjune
    @apersonnamedjune 7 років тому +336

    "My name's Charles Stiles, I'm with a company called Mystery Diners"
    (literally a second after)
    " *WHO IS CHARLES STILES?!* "

    • @thatlonelygiraffeinc.6989
      @thatlonelygiraffeinc.6989 7 років тому +7

      Mariosonic471 "Que Es Charles Stiles?"
      "Es estupido. El hombre Es más estupido."
      "Well I wish I could here what they're saying."

    • @p4ckrat
      @p4ckrat 7 років тому

      thebutterbiscut inc. *quién
      *El hombre es el más estúpido

    • @nicp2344
      @nicp2344 7 років тому

      BHWinkle what clip is that from

  • @nexus8136
    @nexus8136 5 років тому +1015

    Restaurants tht can’t be fixed
    Charles Stiles : *release the nuke*

    • @redwolfe7049
      @redwolfe7049 5 років тому +27

      So Charles is the man responsible for Fallout.

    • @Kylehappy305
      @Kylehappy305 4 роки тому +34

      @@redwolfe7049 That would be a better story than fallout 76

    • @MediumRareOpinions
      @MediumRareOpinions 4 роки тому +16

      Three cameras have been set up in the Ultra Luxe Kitchen....oh...oh dear thats unsavory.

    • @redwolfe7049
      @redwolfe7049 4 роки тому +6

      @@MediumRareOpinions lmao The Ultra Luxe.

    • @viggo8213
      @viggo8213 4 роки тому +13

      "destiny, would you release the mustard gas please, thank you."

  • @yvyrose195
    @yvyrose195 5 років тому +370

    "We have to put an entire van out of commission 'cause somebody stole the Krabby Patty formula."

    • @alexdionisos
      @alexdionisos 3 роки тому +7

      I'm Mr. Krabs, Mystery Diners

  • @nascour5991
    @nascour5991 2 роки тому +16

    Truly a UA-cam classic, there's a reason I keep coming back to this video

    • @John-Doe-Yo
      @John-Doe-Yo 2 роки тому +4

      Fr I’m not even sure how many times I’ve watched this now lol

  • @harkonar4093
    @harkonar4093 6 років тому +1890

    Help me, Charles Stiles from Mystery Diners has put 76 cameras in my bedroom and 14 cameras in my bathroom.

    • @MagNEt1Cc
      @MagNEt1Cc 6 років тому +51

      Serves you right for eating food late at night!

    • @isaiahkayode6526
      @isaiahkayode6526 6 років тому +26

      He put 99 Cameras in my house from my living room to bedroom

    • @reiko2336
      @reiko2336 6 років тому +44

      Charles put 69 cameras up my arse

    • @jp73987
      @jp73987 6 років тому +8

      @@turtleanton6539 sure but it will bore you. Trust me, I saw it

    • @levig4465
      @levig4465 6 років тому +6

      Your room can fit 76 cameras?

  • @MegaRayboy
    @MegaRayboy 7 років тому +1448

    Hi my name is Mystery Diners, and Im with a company called Charles Styles

    • @sarsona_3611
      @sarsona_3611 7 років тому +80

      Skrt skrt
      Hi my name is Company Diners and I'm the stiles of Charles Owner

    • @Kyman102
      @Kyman102 7 років тому +27

      That's "Bames Nond's having a stronk" level amusing.

    • @PsycheInAntartica
      @PsycheInAntartica 7 років тому +8

      Skrt skrt Hi my company is Charles Mystery, any owner name my Diners Styles

    • @ryanschur8730
      @ryanschur8730 7 років тому +7

      Charles styles mystery dyles.

    • @_barry_
      @_barry_ 7 років тому +1

      Skrt skrt The show is fake, the restaurants are real.

  • @barebottombandit1621
    @barebottombandit1621 8 років тому +1958

    I just found you on IHE's Fred video, now I'm binge watching all of your videos