Jurassic World: Dominion - Angry Movie Review
Вставка
- Опубліковано 9 чер 2022
- 💥Patreon ► / angryjoeshow
🔥YT Join ► ua-cam.com/users/angryjoeshowjoin
AngryJoe, OtherJoe & Alex review the last installment in the Jurassic World Sequel Trilogy to the Original Films. Are the critics panning the film for good reason? How much is too much when turning your brain off? We share our thoughts!
👕Our New Merch!► www.roguesapparel.com
🔴AngryJoeShowLIVE ► bit.ly/38VZ4aY
🎲Our Street Fighter Game! ►bit.ly/3fdulJA
🎬AJSA Displate Posters! ► bit.ly/2HHR9z1
📺Twitch ► / angryjoeshow
🐦Twitter ► / angryjoeshow
🐦Twitter ► / otherjoe_ajs
🌎AJSA Community ► ajsagaming.com
👚AJSA Jerseys! ► bit.ly/2m2YJNq - Ігри
What pisses me off the most is that the movie admits ecological forces are at stake here with the locusts with no natural predators absolutely obliterating farm land but then pretend the big ass dinosaurs that Earth's animals could never compete with wouldn't fuck up the earth the same way. When Chris Pratt just waves goodbye to those raptors at the end I was absolutely pissed. They're gonna multiply en mass seeing blue can reproduce without a mate. They're going to annihilate all the prey and predators of the area and then kill everyone nearby when that food supply runs out. Chris Pratt has single handedly murdered every small unattended child near that forest
It was dumb but was a fun movie
@@zacharyalfano9846 I was getting bored after the chase scene, it was barely about the dinosaurs here, it was mostly locusts and a company commiting famine for profit.
You say it like it's a bad thing, are you aware of the amount that humans kill and destroy?
That, and Dr. Cardigan's asinine solution literally leads to Children of Men.
Indeed. Releasing a mink from a fur farm into wild where it isn't native is disastrous enough. Imagine the havok that releasing predators such as tyrannosaurus, mosasaurus or Hollywood velociraptor wreaks to animal populations. Not only that, but I'm not sure many ecosystems can sustain a sudden introduction of large herbivorous dinosaurs. It is so stupid to suggest that dinosaurs can easily live alongside modern life.
If it wasn't for Goldblum and getting a free ticket I would have walked out. Damn shame. I ran home and hugged my copy of the original film.
SAME
Relax it wasn’t that bad to walk out on lmao
I like how Malcolm's job in the movie is to just call out how insane everything sounds even by the universe's standards 🤣
@@kuhanblock9380 yeah, I doubt he'd even be surprised at this point.
@@23StudiosSports yes it was. Besides The Mummy with Tom Cruise, this is the worst movie I've ever seen in cinemas.
My 10 year old niece who's only seen Jurassic Park and Jurassic World even said to me during the climax of this film "Why are the originals always better?"
This is not a kid who grew up with older movies. Jurassic Park is literally one of maybe 3 other older films that she's seen. The other two are The Sandlot and E.T..
One big issue I had with Dominion is that there were too many main characters. It was obvious that none of them were in any danger, so the stakes were non-existent every time they were on screen. Compare it to the first film where Ian is disabled, Tim gets nearly electrocuted, and Arnold and Muldoon get killed by raptors. The Gigantosaurus in Dominion looked like it was just playing with the main characters. It just stood there and waited for them all to run, and there were way too many of them in the same scene near the end of the movie.
Yeah, that's one of my issues with the movie. I was ready to see one of the main characters, mainly Ian Malcolm, to die in front of my eyes..... but nope..... no one dies! In fact, no one actually got extremely hurt. They all live happily ever after!
I sadly had to accept the fwct that this movie wasn't thr perfect rap up for the Jurassic Saga I was promised, so I'm slowly listening to other criticism for the movie.
But obviously I'm not watching this one, mainly cause these three were already biased of the movie from the start. -_-
"How does it feel to live long enough to see all your favourite franchise's go down in flames?"
"Feels great..."
star wars, transformers and now this
@@h4mm3rz84 Soon Lotr.
Hopefully from the ashes a chosen one will rise to give birth to something new.... I mean original ideas and not more sequels/prequels/remakes
Franchises on list:
Star Wars
Star Trek
DC
Jurassic park
Transformers
Terminator
Predator
Doctor who
Marvel (for me personally)
Fantastic beasts
Fast and furious
Next up
Lord of the rings
@@MrEfkius LOTR hasn't been sold yet. But I wonder if Peter Jackson would like to visit the time when the rings (including the one ring) were made
I like how Alex said that they're just taking things from more talented people like John and Steven and blatantly shitting on their work. Sounds like most of entertainment these days.
Ikr the legacies of these legendary figures in cinema are being tarnished by hollywoods greed and carelessness
Spielberg is a fallen god dont fool yourself with rose tinted glasses
Just holiwood. There are some good series on some streaming sites. Anime is popping
of course, if you don't know enough to make something good yourself it becomes very difficult to improve something someone much better than you made for you.
Evil cannot create anything new, they can only make poor imitation of things that already exist.
Yeah, "evil" sounds outrageous, more like narcissm with inferiority complex.
after reading a good number of Chrichton's novels, I want to give this discussion point, the point of Jurassic Park isn't about the dinosaurs, or about their scientific accuracy in the novels. the Point is about the worries of Unchecked Science gone rampant. the dinosaurs are just a medium for the horrible things that could go.
instead of dinosaurs, the subject matter could be about genetically engineered roaches that feed on radiation but become hazardous to the world around them when they spread too far beyond control, or about Mosquitos who are engineered to carry a super virus.
the real danger within the novel Jurassic park is about the horror that could happen with unchecked, unrestrained genetic science.
Man I still need to read it. This is a really, really good point about the dinosaurs being interchangeable with something else.
I really wish this comment was highlighted. Because that's exactly what it is. Good luck on convincing the masses to open their brain that much though...
Very well said , all complaints on writing are exoteric, but the esoteric is where its at in this film. Why else would Ian put the password "1984" for his first guess? Thought police anyone?
I found it hilarous that with the amount of dinosaurs AND people in the movie, not a drop of blood splattered during the entire film
Gotta make it super child friendly for those green dollar bills from kids somehow!
Yep. Crichton wrote about chaos theory, and used cloning dinosaurs as an example. Jurassic Park is a VERRRYYYYYY underrated novel. It's actually quite deep.
I can't believe I waited all this time so that insects are the biggest danger ...
Sometimes the chase scenes felt ridiculous. For example the T-Rex standing right in front of them and than they go around the car? And again he is right there and everyone can climp the latter in time...
I really hoped we see dinos in the real world. The story with the black market would have been interesting. All the sub plots should have been the main focus and not the kid. Its about dinosaurs, not humans..
Overall it was okay, I enjoyed some action scenes and the family theme. It was cute, but I wouldn't watch it again.
Alex’s look in the thumbnail says it all.
The fact its jurassic Park says it all. 1st was just OK and the 2nd one was terrible
That's his look like 95% of the time
For me it's OJ, he looks dead inside in the thumbnail LUL
MrJasonRed As soon as I saw that the trailer had explosions in it, I knew it was gonna be bad. They turned Jurassic Park from a horror to a Micheal Bay action flick.
Was about to comment this lol
The idea that the military and firearms wouldn’t clown on flesh and bone animals is just stupid in of itself
Exactly this. Dinosaurs would stand no chance against modern weaponry
Remember, Hollywood loves to play off that the military is that incompetent.
@@BreezeOTM The military IS incompetent, their weapons aren't
@@BreezeOTM Top Gun??
Rambo??
Schwarzenegger's whole career?
@@BreezeOTM The military is incompetent but not in that sense. They can kill anything. A dinosaur would be no problem even with WWI weaponry.
I'm usually not that great at criticizing movies when watching them the first time, but with this one, even I could tell that there were a LOT of coincidences and moments where the protagonists got lucky. And they really went overboard with the action sequences in some parts, where you'd maybe get 2 minutes of calm before another dino goes "I smell protagonists!" and another chase sequence starts.
The old cast coming back with the old leitmotifs playing in the music did also feel a bit like they were pandering for nostalgia.
The biggest problem with the new trilogy is that they chose to make it an Action/Adventure versus Thriller/Adventure that the original trilogy captured.
Also, the first one was more than just a generic flashy action with dinosaurs, it was more than that. It told a better story, had better characters, it had a better direction, visuals that still hold up, there was such an amazing sense of awe! When the dinosaurs showed up it was incredible, now they’re just there.
And I think the biggest difference between the first one and all of the others is just how thought-provoking and overall clever it is.
@@Howlingburd19 I gotta say I have an amazing idea for what this trilogy should have been as a pitch: imagine if Jurassic World was about not just one park that had dinosaurs but a large handful already located in the States and the European continent. You have a band of eco terrorists who are so sick of these corporations not learning from Hammonds past mistakes they orchestrate a global catastrophic release of all the dinosaurs. Maybe a part of the reason for this is that the leader lost his daughter or someone he loved to an accident from the past sequels, like the San Diego incident. This could be a great sci-fi mystery thriller about Owen and Claire working at different parks training dinosaurs not because they are like dogs but because of the genetic coding. The operation runs with the idea that they are not making authenticated dinosaurs and we could have a brilliant commentary on how far paleontology has evolved as a science. I would even have a more cooler looking version of the Indominus Rex in there too. More intelligent, more terrifying, and more hard to kill. Picture something for the Indominus Rex like Kothoga from the Relic, a brilliant creature design from Stan Winston. I would also have Indominus survive to be the core Dino-villian of the trilogy. It's a real joker Dino that wants to watch the world burn, not the Giga. And that would be my setup for the first film. Make it less silly and B grade and more a serious creature feature where a corperation wanted to create this monster for the sake of making a domestic creature that evolved to be bigger than they thought it would be and more intelligent then they thought. Not to weaponize dinosaurs. I would just have the breed of raptors Owen trains be genetically modified to be less like a Dinonynchus and more like an actual mutation of a science fiction creature.
Now for Fallen Kingdom, I would just have this be about living with dinosaurs all over the planet. JURASSIC WORLD. I would also have the legacy cast show up here working on helping the CIA bust Biosyn who was trying to cover their tracks in the creation of the Indominus. NO INDO-RAPTOR. It's not as scary to me. And no silly plot armor set pieces where the cast feel like their in an Indiana Jones film or Mission Impossible, be more survival horror where Owen and Claire have to meet Grant, Malcolm, and Elle at the rendezvous points escorting a cloned child who is important to Biosyn's one goal as part of a sub-plot to find a possible cure for cancer. Make it more like the Last of Us and Dawn of the Planet of the Apes. Unfortunately just like Last of Us, the child would die from the operation. Explaining why Owen and Claire keep her hidden. I would have some very emotional risks taken with the story too. The child Maisie as a clone could be failing as a successful experiment and developing cancer herself...yes I would go there. Her last wish would be to just help save some dinosaurs as any child's/young adult's fantasy would be in this scenario. I would make her likable and very similar to Joel and Ellie from the Last of Us. The relationship with Owen and his raptor Blue would also be more developed as the two work on finding the eco terrorists from the first installment. Some dangerous set pieces here and there. Nothing bombastic, only small scale and visceral like the Jeep attack from the T-Rex in the first film. I would have the journey of the legacy cast take Grant, Malcolm, and Elle from the locations we saw I think in the Middle East to the same locations as Owen in Utah during the winter. With a climax culminating in the death of the central human villain and a terrifying cliffhanger with our legacy cast seriously injured, maybe near death. Like the second season of Hannibal you would all need to wait for the final installment in this trilogy to see who survived the bloodbath from the Indominus Rex and it's large army of disciplined genetically engineered dinsouears who have evolved since the last eight years of the first film in the trilogy. Becoming almost as intelligent and hard to kill as the Indominus, even being able to live in the harsh snowy climate of Utah or Oklahoma. A very Planet of the Apes concept that reinvigorates those prophetic words of Ian Malcolm instead of just winning people over with nostalgia, that when you try and control life itself and put a price tag on it as a lunch box, selling it with absolute apathy, life will soon find a way. And also.........no Dodgson is in this whole trilogy.
You could all use your imagination for that last chapter as it were for what it could have been. I would call it as a trilogy JURASSIC PARKS, THE NEW WORLD JURASSIC PARK, AND THEN WE HAVE JURASSIC WORLD. 🦖🦕🦖🦕🦖🦕🦖🦕 😎🤠👩🏻🦳 Last three emojis are supposed to be Malcolm, Grant, and Sadler. I'm pasting this comment around UA-cam to see what people have to say about it as a lengthy pitch.
I think fallen kingdom greatly affected the direction of the franchise by going into the direction of cloning humans. It was really a can of worms to not go back from. You would think from the first movie the idea of doing all these genetics to bring dinosaurs back was applicable to doing the same of medical stuff for humans. I think because of that plot it no longer fit Jurassic park. Thought the underground market of dinosaurs should have been the central plot
You're giving Disney IQ too much credit there
@@M419.99 Disney? This universal💀
@@M419.99 Disney? Wtf you talking about 😂
Yeahhh! The underground market would have been amazing 😭
I thought the cloning thing was genius, and after having this cloned girl with dino dna in Fallen Kingdom I f**king hoped they went somewhere with that in this film. Also Alex critiques the “weaponizing dinosaurs” plot of the first movie, and again, I thought that was genius. This isn’t Jurassic Park, this is Jurassic World. New ideas, higher stakes.
Legacy sequels like Mad Max Fury Road, Blade Runner 2049, and Top Gun Maverick are the blueprint.
Well, I kinda wished Fury Road was more like its opening 10 minutes throughout, and it kinda got meh when it focused on Furiosa. The best parts are the action sequences with Max, honestly.
@@TheConspiratorist nope masterpiece all the way
force awakens was good as well before the other stupid shit came out
@@TheConspiratorist agreed. Mad max excels at saying little and doing a lot. Felt like a missed opportunity and now we'll never see that book closed
@@TheConspiratoristFury Road is incredible!
I think the biggest problem I have with the world movies is you weren’t supposed to turn your brain off for the first Jurassic park. Why arent we holding the sequels to that standard?
The movie had to start with some news announcer telling us dinosaurs roam the world now. But never explain HOW that happened. Like 20 dinosaurs were taken to the mansion. They get out and suddenly they are all over the planet. I also defend the last film but this one was just such a let down. I had such high hopes (but low expectations) for it but I don't go to dinosaur movies to see movies about bugs and evil corporations.
Yeah they should have had a group of people who believe dinosaurs should be reintroduced using cloning tech to create herds of the animals and drop them in various locations. How the hell did a heard of triceratops end up roaming the plains of Africa with elephants?
Alex's face when this video starts tells you all you need to know.
You can tell from the thumbnail
@@Chessticular_Chancer whats is thumbnail?
thats literally his face for 99% of films
@@JDOGGOKUSSJ2 agreed he is the ultimate Chad. Dude hates fucking everything
When does he not have that face? Alex is the greatest writer in the world. Nothing is on his level. He hates everything because it’s not too his liking.
I'll be honest the moment you said "we don't spend too much time with dinosaurs in the real world" I immediately lost interest in it. That's the only reason to get excited for this movie, was to see the chaos of dinosaurs invading the modern world. Like the climax of Lost World, but a whole movie. If its not that, why bother?
If you haven’t watch it, let me encourage you some more. The first act, all of if was dinosaurs. The second act is to plot heavy and less dinosaurs, the third act… its nostalgia trip and some dinosaurs
I love the film for the first time, but I will pass for rewatching.
@@hijikili2656 It should be called Locust world what a pile of shit, that was supposed to be about the consequences of dinosaurs in the world. not the consequences of locusts
You'll get more in Jurassic Park 2
A person with half a brain would understand dinosaurs in modern world is a concept you can stretch out into 3-6 films with no problem, fuck it, even into a TV show, give things time to breath, but nooo, they have to cram 3 films into one, held together by nostalgia. From Treverrow to J.J. Abrams, from Transformers, Terminator, Aquaman, always the same problem.
Like, make it a shitty disaster blockbuster but with dinosaurs. That's all I want. Even gimme the stolen kid plot, have Owen and Blu go on a goose chase to get the kid while society goes to shit, that could be fun
I was 5 years old when the first Jurassic Park movie came out and that film was my entire childhood. My mom bought the VHS tape three times because I played the movie until the film broke. Seeing where the film franchise is at now from where it was with Jurassic Park and Lost World really hurts. I'll say that Dominion was significantly better than Fallen Kingdom, but I still walked out thinking wtf was that? One pro I'll give it is that I thought the supporting cast did an excellent job. I liked the pilot, I thought she was cool and I liked the guy who helped Malcolm. The Tim Cook looking villain was complete joke.
The first one sucks too, you were just a stupid kid who remembers it fondly.
All of these movies are corporate commercials and nothing more.
I hated the pilot. She was barely allowed to do anything except look badass. When people were running around she was slowly strutting to a weapon. i hated the whole movie lol
I was so confused when they give blue's baby back and it like summertime. Like wasn't this is over like a day or two when they left it was winter time and now it's summer?
It really makes me sad that Jurassic Park became one of those franchises where people just say "JUST TURN YOUR BRAIN OFF".
Ok really? Lost world and JP 3 weren’t dumb action movies as well? This franchise has one great movie
@@nohomers100 wdym lost world was great. Not as good as part 1 but at least it had a decent story and characters
@@DurpyKraken And the lost world was heavily criticized and JPlll even more so. Because the series was starting to veer away from it's more grounded origins. Now they amount to just better looking SyFy channel unoriginal movies.
After the first film the series took a hard nosedive and never dug itself out of the ground
@@nohomers100 dude fair enough on 3 but Lost World fucking slaps
Nothing beats the original movie. Jurassic park was a masterpiece
Same here.
Except 2 and 3, that was a disaster
They love milking all that money just to make another 1
well we already 10 X men movies
@@erainmartinez8175 there’s gonna be 11 X-men
Complete side note to all of this... I used to be subscribed to you, and for some reason I just noticed I wasnt anymore? I never unsubbed... I love your channel, I watch a video every week or two. I just subbed again... but no idea what happened, not sure if youtube is playing with you Joe?
Pitch Meetings:
"Instead of attack by dinosaurs how about attack by burning fire locusts?"
"People running away from burning fire locusts are tight!"
🤣
"You read what others have done, and you took the next step. You didn't earn the knowledge yourselves, so you don't take any of the responsibility for it. You stood on the shoulders of geniuses, to accomplish something as fast as you could, and before you even knew what you had, you patented it and packaged it and slapped it on a lunchbox and now you're selling it." - Ian Malcolm
Pretty much describes the JW franchise, or any major Hollywood IP now.
Lmao yeah, I find that really funny that Ian Malcolm in the first movie basically, unintentionally of course, foreshadowed how Jurassic Park was going to be handled in future movies.
Exactly. The perfect analogy here
Nailed it.
Yes, exactly that
Jurassic World 2015, Star Wars Force Awakens 😔
“For some of you your brain doesn’t work anyway” Jesus Christ Alex woke up and chose violence 😂
disrespectful to talk to your fans like that. Entitled and takes his position for granted, doesn't give a fuck about you whatsoever. Don't know why some ppl think he's a awesome guy
@@viewaskew7741 Right?!
Since he went there...... His body language in many reviews tells me he might have realized living 24/7 in Neverland isn't all it's cracked up to be.
@@viewaskew7741 Sounds like you recognised yourself in his words, hah. He says it like it is, if you don't like it you can always press the mute button, it's not like someone is forcing you to listen to him.
@@alek3974 Maybe he was talking about you, well just never know eh? I come here for AJ not that prick, show was much better before he got involved. The only reason Joe hasn't told him to take a hike is because he knows fans like you enjoy the negativity echo chamberand relate to him. You can tell AJ is holding his tongue so many times when Alex is going on some rant about hating everything in existence
If you imagine Chris Pratt yelling, "THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!" when he holds out his hand at a dinosaur it makes it better.
I actually thought a part of the plot b4 I saw it would have been them deciding whether or not to put them back into extinction or let them live in the end. And ultimately deciding to put them back into extinction because that's (unfortunately) where they belong. That way too it sets up a storyline where, if anyone decides later, to continue the movie.. I know it seems too obvious, but sometimes (and evidently from the older movies which basically had somewhat of the same plotline) it works! And that's all we want! They try too hard to make the last of these movies too "emotional". I think it's the same thing they tried to do with Pirates of the Caribbean: At Worlds End, and completely missed what the audience wanted!
When Joe said “turn your brain off OFF”....he means like the people who defend the last 3 Fast And Furious movies and saying THEY’RE THE BEST!
After the 2nd one I gave up lol of fast and the furious
I literally said the exact same thing to my wife.
People tell me the same thing with Disney Star Wars; "Just turn your brain off and enjoy it!" If you have to turn your brain off to enjoy something, that just screams at how bad it is.
@@Gokenshiba Tokyo drift is a good movie you sheep
I thought 7 was ok
Saw this coming as soon as they confirmed the old cast was coming back. These days whenever a franchise brings the old cast back, I just assume it's trash. It happened with Terminator, Star Wars, Indiana Jones. They're just trying to cover up their crap with nostalgia.
What about Spiderman?
@@KillbotSw to be fair the old cast wasn't confirmed
Top Gun?
@@KillbotSw trash too. Just nostalgia bait
Well nostalgia is the brand, they want that nostalgia money cause that bullshit pays off every single time
I feel that movies lost the mystery after the internet blew up. When the trailers are so long and show majority of the good parts of the film, there's really no surprise. And being able to watch or talk about everything with anyone around the world also had an affect since spoilers are everywhere.
No it didn't dude. I know why you say that because it does feel like it but actually the good movies were made with hugeeee efforts and pushing throughs against corporate demands and public/market/idiots opinions. Some of those movies exist against everything and everyone. It was just a matter of time before the quality dropped... The bs was ALWAYS there! The people that pushed through get weeded out, because they can't stand all the bs... The people that made it were the ones who had an obsessive passion about the thing. With the internet it makes things sort of more spread out and generalized... So you get more of it. You can't blame the wheels of a car if the motor sucks you get it?
And actually, I'm not being totally fair... Because I've heard some actors (from those special movies) saying that the film crew can also be big jerks and a brake to the movie development and/or quality. So it's not just the corporate or public's fault... It can also so be due to internal factors of the movie making. Not just external factors like I implied. Hell even the actors can be a brake. Making movies is difficult dude! It's a battlefield. Lots of forces, lots of moving parts, sometimes you have to step up, sometimes you have to swallow your pride. Only those with strong will and a clear vision make it
I just saw the movie today, 2 months after release. Never watched a trailer or had anything spoiled. Movie still sucked.
Yeah I still have the original Jurassic Park on VHS and I'll pop it into an old TV/VCR combo every so often for an instant hit of nostalgia lol
An angry movie review a day keeps the doctors away
💯💯. Well put
😂
not joe's doctor though
@@douglasammirati8450 lmao
Keeps the cinema goers away more like
“If you simply want to be entertained” and “turn your brain off” are defenses for bad movies. I have some terrible movies that I love that I can turn my brain off and enjoy, but if you have to flip a switch and ignore inconsistencies and your lack of suspension of disbelief, that’s your first red flag that you have a bad film and usually means the writing is shit.
This. Which is exactly why I say if I ever become a movie director I'm only making c rate action films and horror films. The quality doesn't matter since people will watch anyway.
Exactly, you don't have to turn your brain off for good movies. And there's also a line between I can forgive some plotholes in exchange for really cool and well shot sequences. Vs this movie is complete trash and hurts to watch. I see that difference very clearly in the Pacific Rim movies. Both didn't have that great of a story, but 1 made it acceptable and 1 didn't.
Though I have to wonder, is there ever a movie where it's a "turn off the brain" movie but well made (the closest I can think of is like a popcorn flick).
@@jamestomato1744 I’m tempted to say Star Trek 09 and TFA. They’re well put together and more “feels” than logic, even with the spectacle
The thing is the action sequences aren't even that entertaining.
The problem was that the developers of this film saw it as an action film. Jurassic Park was not an action film.
It was such a huge disappointment. I love dinosaurs and I love Chris Pratt, but neither the dinosaurs nor Chris Pratt was used in a good way. Chris Pratt’s character was witty, strong, and cool. In Dominion, his character was barely used. Blue was the cool velociraptor. In Dominion, she did nothing. There was nothing good about how in Dominion, both these awesome characters were dumbed down to nothing more than side pieces sitting on the bench.
It really annoyed me that there were no explanations for all the new dinosaurs, and that hundreds more is on the mainland somehow. The cgi was pretty bad in some places. Why was the big bird chasing Claire blind? How was Claire able to outrun the dinosaur in Malta and yet, that same dinosaur was right behind her in a car chase where the car was probably going 80mph. It’s a pile of crap.
Maisie was better off a clone then a clone of a scientist who somehow fixed her genes to save her from a disease that Charlotte didn’t even know she had yet, which was the thing that killed her. How did Charlotte clone herself, fixed the genetic code in Maisie, and then die later from not being able to fix herself? It’s DUMB.
The Asian scientist guy going from all about money and dinosaurs to a total 360 of, “I’m a good guy suddenly and want to save the world” without no explanation of how he got there is super annoying and terrible too.
Fans could’ve probably written a better ending to the series, much like how fans wrote a better ending to Game of Thrones. Yes, Dominion is THAT disappointing.
I can tell straight away Alex is angry and wants a rant. This is why I am here Alex
Think that’s his normal self tbh 😂
And Alex even wished he was a new director or writer lol
I will never get over the moment from the Fallen Kingdom, when that stupid kid basically unleashed a horde of apex predators upon innocent people because "they are alive, just like me". Yeah, screw logic and billions in property damage ... and thousands if innocent people dead ... everything caused by a damn cloned kid, because "them feels are importanter than common sense and logic".
There is single thing I liked in Fallen Kingdom - the moment when Claire asked Owen if he's willing to let Blue die and he said 'yes'. That was it.
The entire new Jurassic Park trilogy can be described by the fact, that my 6-yo loves it. It's a kid. He likes dinosaurs. He couldn't care less about the plot, characters, writing. It's just a dumb CGI WOW-fest. They are relying on heavy Memberberries to drag our - 1993 Jurassic Park generation into theaters, but it doesn't work. And it never will. Shame!
Mine was the auction. One of the most ridiculous scenes put to film and it shows how much they don't give a shit about this franchise. I HATE fallen kingdom. Although I feel I'm in the minority because I actually liked Jurassic World, didn't love it, but enjoyed it.
Rather watch that than dominion
I wasn't too thrilled with Fallen Kingdom; however, it is far superior to Dominion.
I hated fallen kingdom until this movie. It was great in comparison.
@Blade That's a bait ...
it sounds like they wrote it backwards... as in... they wrote the ending, then tried to work out how all the characters ended up in those situations, and it ends up being a bunch of coincidences that make no sense when you play the movie chronologically. Its the writing. The original movie was based off a book... books rely on great story, not CGI.. thats the difference
So… the whole point of Fallen Kingdom is how the dinosaurs from Isla Nublar are the last of their kind and if they die, dinosaurs will be extinct again. This strangely ignores Isla Sorna, so we all just assumed the dinosaurs from Site B didn’t exist anymore, were moved or retconned.
But NOW, Dominion specifically explains and shows that the dinosaurs from Sorna were moved to the sanctuary in Italy. So what was the point of Fallen Kingdom? And why the hell would you remove the dinosaurs from Sorna where they were safe, isolated and thriving and put them in Europe?
I mean it's ridiculous to think that the amount of hunters in the world wouldn't have made all these dinosaurs extinct before they ever got a chance to take hold.
Yeah, in America everybody got weapons...! xD
They would never have a chance if they grew to a huge number ..this ain't deer ..they don't go down in 1 shot ..have you played Dino crisis on hard lol
Damon, humans about made the meanest and most deadliest predators extinct with bows and single shot black powder rifles. I think dinosaurs would be easy prey with the amount of semi auto high caliber rifles we have available.
@@damon6673 Nea, bigger prey, bigger guns. I doubt hunters would complain having to take out machine guns for the sake of "population control."
@@damon6673 I think you severely understimate modern firepower and hunters.
Alex’s feedback is applicable to literally any reboot that goes bad from an original concept
No this one REALLY sucked! I went to the 1st showing 10am. I’m just looking up reviews because I was in disbelief. 🙆🏻♂️
@@jjjjjj192 Same with me yesterday. Couldnt believe my eyes what i saw, the editing, the scripts writing, holy fuk is bad. Left in 60min mark because i cant hold it anymore after looking at laser pen tag dinosaur.
Just watch animes, Hollywood is running out of ideas
@@ghostshadow9899 Wish I could, but most anime writing drives me nuts. Buddy of mine knows this and still told me I needed to watch Cowboy Beebop..... couldn't make it more than 10 minutes of the first episode......Although I'd LOVE to see more smart animated series like Arcane.
@@therotten6152 I've never heard anyone say that about Cowboy Bebop before. If you said that about "In Another World With My Smartphone", that would be understandable, but Cowboy Bebop?
This series is legendary, and you couldn't get through 10 minutes of it? Like, wut??
I'm going to see it this weekend but I always knew the premise was going to be stupid since the end of the 2nd movie because we have guns and what is a T-Rex or Raptor going to do against my semi auto 16 round shotgun?
What we need is a Jurrasic trilogy that takes everything down to primal fundamentals. A series of movies that explores the dismantling of a park that ends with the whole thing collapsing all while exploring the wonder and terror of intricate personal human conflict when you introduce dinosaurs on an island. Why have the park fail from the start only to explore something less compelling.
I gotta say I have an amazing idea for what this trilogy should have been as a pitch: imagine if Jurassic World was about not just one park that had dinosaurs but a large handful already located in the States and the European continent. You have a band of eco terrorists who are so sick of these corporations not learning from Hammonds past mistakes they orchestrate a global catastrophic release of all the dinosaurs. Maybe a part of the reason for this is that the leader lost his daughter or someone he loved to an accident from the past sequels, like the San Diego incident. This could be a great sci-fi mystery thriller about Owen and Claire working at different parks training dinosaurs not because they are like dogs but because of the genetic coding. The operation runs with the idea that they are not making authenticated dinosaurs and we could have a brilliant commentary on how far paleontology has evolved as a science. I would even have a more cooler looking version of the Indominus Rex in there too. More intelligent, more terrifying, and more hard to kill. Picture something for the Indominus Rex like Kothoga from the Relic, a brilliant creature design from Stan Winston. I would also have Indominus survive to be the core Dino-villian of the trilogy. It's a real joker Dino that wants to watch the world burn, not the Giga. And that would be my setup for the first film. Make it less silly and B grade and more a serious creature feature where a corperation wanted to create this monster for the sake of making a domestic creature that evolved to be bigger than they thought it would be and more intelligent then they thought. Not to weaponize dinosaurs. I would just have the breed of raptors Owen trains be genetically modified to be less like a Dinonynchus and more like an actual mutation of a science fiction creature.
Now for Fallen Kingdom, I would just have this be about living with dinosaurs all over the planet. JURASSIC WORLD. I would also have the legacy cast show up here working on helping the CIA bust Biosyn who was trying to cover their tracks in the creation of the Indominus. NO INDO-RAPTOR. It's not as scary to me. And no silly plot armor set pieces where the cast feel like their in an Indiana Jones film or Mission Impossible, be more survival horror where Owen and Claire have to meet Grant, Malcolm, and Elle at the rendezvous points escorting a cloned child who is important to Biosyn's one goal as part of a sub-plot to find a possible cure for cancer. Make it more like the Last of Us and Dawn of the Planet of the Apes. Unfortunately just like Last of Us, the child would die from the operation. Explaining why Owen and Claire keep her hidden. I would have some very emotional risks taken with the story too. The child Maisie as a clone could be failing as a successful experiment and developing cancer herself...yes I would go there. Her last wish would be to just help save some dinosaurs as any child's/young adult's fantasy would be in this scenario. I would make her likable and very similar to Joel and Ellie from the Last of Us. The relationship with Owen and his raptor Blue would also be more developed as the two work on finding the eco terrorists from the first installment. Some dangerous set pieces here and there. Nothing bombastic, only small scale and visceral like the Jeep attack from the T-Rex in the first film. I would have the journey of the legacy cast take Grant, Malcolm, and Elle from the locations we saw I think in the Middle East to the same locations as Owen in Utah during the winter. With a climax culminating in the death of the central human villain and a terrifying cliffhanger with our legacy cast seriously injured, maybe near death. Like the second season of Hannibal you would all need to wait for the final installment in this trilogy to see who survived the bloodbath from the Indominus Rex and it's large army of disciplined genetically engineered dinsouears who have evolved since the last eight years of the first film in the trilogy. Becoming almost as intelligent and hard to kill as the Indominus, even being able to live in the harsh snowy climate of Utah or Oklahoma. A very Planet of the Apes concept that reinvigorates those prophetic words of Ian Malcolm instead of just winning people over with nostalgia, that when you try and control life itself and put a price tag on it as a lunch box, selling it with absolute apathy, life will soon find a way. And also.........no Dodgson is in this whole trilogy.
You could all use your imagination for that last chapter as it were for what it could have been. I would call it as a trilogy JURASSIC PARKS, THE NEW WORLD JURASSIC PARK, AND THEN WE HAVE JURASSIC WORLD. 🦖🦕🦖🦕🦖🦕🦖🦕 😎🤠👩🏻🦳 Last three emojis are supposed to be Malcolm, Grant, and Sadler.
"Take their Crayons away" needs to be the next Alex shirt
I was excited with the premise of Dinosaurs co-existing with Humans in modern timeline. But I’m disappointed how they tackled it
But it wouldn't work in any way cause there not meant for the modern world. To be realistic would be humans hunting each dinosaur down to extinction again with nine trying to save them.
What would your take on the concept be? This isn’t me trying to be sarcastic, I would genuinely like to workshop some concepts.
@@solisprime2669 that’s what I expected tbh. I was ready for that kind of realism
@@Da1X_Builds I think the only way it would work would be planet of the apes style where humans are slowly dying and dinosaurs are quickly multiplying. Otherwise it wouldn’t be realistic because we’d just gun and nuke them out of existence again.
@@albertojhernandez That's a smart idea. Let's just nuke everybody on the face of the planet just to take out a few dinosaurs. AMERICA!!! Like Jesus, did y'all not learn anything from Godzilla or Fallout. Resorting straight to violence by nuking or blasting your problems away ain't going to make things better.
I wanted this movie to be like dino crisis 2, or planet of the apes meets Jurassic Park. i wanted to see dinosaurs taking back over the forests, breeding out of control, survivalist type situations where people have stopped living in population centers and have to hide in the forests among the dinosaurs, if the beginning of the movie opened up like a zombie apocalypse, where its dark, the dinos are out of control, they are beginning to reclaim parts of the cities and using them as hunting grounds.... thats what i want out of a movie like this
I totally expected that! Sort of an intro like Dawn of the Planet of the Apes.
The bad guy looks exactly like the Apple CEO Tim Cook and the Dinobase looks like exactly like the Apple headquarters.
The bad guy is from Jurrasic Park. Lewis Dodgson, the guy who bribe Dennis Nedry to smuggle dinosaur embryos off the island.
“Take their pens or crayons away!” -Alex 😂😂 perfectly sums up certain writers
When they said Fast and Furious, I imagined drifting on raptors. Needless to say, that would have been the better movie.
Or even riding a T. rex with mounted missile launchers into space to intercept a asteroid heading for earth 😂
A raptor does briefly ride a motorcycle, if that is what you're asking.
Can the villain of the movie be a tornado made of sharks?
@@alexanderrobins7497 Raptor-nado xD
I imagined Rexy saying grace with her tiny arms during the final family cook out scene
I'm only saw the first one, and that movie was enough for me to not see anymore movies from the new trilogy.
The companies are shitting in the fans with nostalgia and great series to put a shitty movie.
The best we can do it's see the originals and fuck the new movies of the franchises we love.
There's always something to learn in this movies though. Take, for example, the Atrociraptor. Well, the film illustrates one of its peculiarities: it is a predator that is able to adapt its running speed to that of its prey, but not to reach it, but to make it feel its breath on the neck. Thus, as we have seen, when the human flees on foot, the atrociraptor follows him relentlessly, making him believe he can reach him at any moment; when the human gets on a motorcycle, the atrociraptor, wickedly, increases its speed of pursuit, always with the aim of terrorizing its prey. It goes without saying that the Acrociraptor, precisely because of this curious feature, did not have to wait for the arrival of an asteroid to become extinct ...
Good thing is, they didn't throw away the old cast like Disney Star Wars, loved their arc. They should really only focus on the Dinos around the world & the new Island with the pure gen accurate Dinos, instead of the locust. Kinda like stopping a third park/world to happen again, sounds cheesy but it'll be more interesting imo.
Honestly they felt nothing like their original selves. Alan is an out of touch old man, Ellie is very bitchy to Alan especially when Ian is around and Ian himself is just Goldblum hamming up his lines like he doesn't particularly want to be there. I was hoping we'd get a more cautious/jaded Alan but we got a love sick puppy instead
Totally agree, the movie is a mess but I kept thinking “at least they didn’t pull a Star Wars and destroyed the cast from the original”.
Still better than the sequel trilogy for me.
Did anyone really come to the movies to watch them?
Lol in Star Wars…
Ford hates the franchise and wanted to die in return of the Jedi
Fisher actually died
Hamill we will never know his real opinion
Williams… who cares, lando is a boring character
@@neildeeley4177, hasn't Hamill has been vocal that he doesn't like his character in the sequel trilogy?
Welp, that was fun! See y’all in another 15 years when “Jurassic Universe” comes out! :D
It was great film not as hood first one but better than other two in Jurassic World
Jurassic galaxy
Elon colonizes mars and opens a park with dinos!
Space
Solar system would be next.
Imagine if those Laser Tracking Weirdoraptors were given a target (one of the main cast) in the beginning of the movie, and similarly to Jurassic Park 3, those Weirdoraptors become a consistently recurring antagonist bent on killing whoever got targeted; like some SCP-096 plot
This is what happened to Jaws. Executives are greedy. They stretched Jaws into five movies.
Anyone remember the original Jurassic Park? Remember how it was a film that had something to say about genetic engineering being taken too far, too fast? Remember how it made you think and reflect? Remember how it made you care about its characters? Remember how it was actually scary?
Remember?
Hollywood: Hur-de-hur, munny go BURRRRR
We need to CBT them every time they say member.
Remember when that organ used to work? Me neither! We need more molten gold for this one!
That would be painfully ironic, a gilden cage quite literally.
I member!
I consider the original an actual horror film. It's terrifying.
The franchise went from thought-provoking science fiction genius with a fair share of action and awe, to generic flashy action movies with CGI dinosaurs…
18:07
currently sitting at 80% user score haha
IMDB reviews paint a different audience picture...
Welp time to pack up the bags.
That's because people are stupid. They paid for this movie after Fallen Kingdom. To admit this movie was no good is to admit defeat. People will line up for McDonald's hamburgers, especially if they are free. Does that mean McDonald's hamburgers 🍔 are the best?
Don’t read too much into that. Rise of Skywalker has an 86% audience score and that movie was trash
@@noelv1976 that more "we cant admit we were Wrong!" Then "lmao, i unironically like shitty anime!"
Like that Mummy movie and other undefendable crap.
I do agree with Alex about how these movies can't keep being made in the future where writing is all over the place and nothings been added to it but I thought the movie was pretty good, I mean you can tell they wrote themselves into a corner with the clone and all these hybrid dinos but this one had major callbacks, did the original heroes justice and had action, suspense and yh some silly fast and furious type scenes and coincidences but when a T-Rex turns up I can't help but feel hyped
My friend says they disagree with your review.
I LOVED the concept of exploring how the modern ecosystem would be affected by the revival of dinosaurs. The locust problem was a very interesting idea, but then all it really boiled down to was evil corporation, and trivialized sci-fi magic.
I don't know how I feel about Grant and Sattler getting a romantic ending. One of the things I really loved about JP was that, for once, the main characters don't have a love story shoved in. I loved that, despite clearly having a spark there, they were just platonic characters. On the other hand, there was enough of a spark there to justify a clamoring for these two to fall in love. I just disagree that this is how it plays out. Neither of them really showed any growth towards this conclusion, they were still who they were, only this time Sattler just happened to have gotten divorced and became available. If it were up to me, I would've had Grant grow a pair and be more proactive in getting what he wants.
Grant and Ellie were together after Jurassic Park, they got a child - see JP 3. I didn't see new JW Dominion movie.
They were a couple in the first movie.
This movie is the shining of Hollywood saying gimme your money regardless of quality. We know you're gonna pay anyway
That's Capitalism. Profit is the only duty.
They are not getting a penny from me lol
I ain't gonna watch this piece of sh*t. XD I didn't watch after Jurassic World.
Sadly they’re right.
@AtheJbaka that whiny fucker isn’t right. There are still a plethora of artistic movies that continuously come out. Movies like JW are always gonna be present in cinema
We’re at the conjunction in time where 10X more people are waiting for the review than ever giving a single fuck about the actual film. A true testament to the AJS team lol. Loving it!
at the same time i have started to understand movie studios. because ajs for example barely qualifies as a "review" since they tell everything that happens almost minute by minute. so if a movie doesnt seem interesting i just listen these reviews and i already get pretty much the experience. its not like the 200 word reviews you used to read in newspapers.
Agreed
The movie studios are at a Impass... Make good movies that draw people in and draw more in via good word... or flop into a bed of money and take a nap.
A shit ton of people went to see this movie. My theater was 100% sold out and half the room clapped for half a minute after it ended.
Yeah that's literally untrue. This movie will make a billion dollars and live in film history. This UA-cam review will fall away into obscurity in 3 days from now. Sorry bud.
Now that this trilogy is over, I’d argue there almost as much wasted potential for this trilogy as the Star Wars sequel trilogy. Solid start for both trilogies, both derailed by overly ambitious middle entries, and both ended with movies that felt like 3 separate movies shoved into one trying too hard to wrap things up. In short, I think the remake era of movie franchises should end.
I want to see spin off films giving to good directors to small independent stories in the universe like I’d love a r rated horror film about some teens trying to survive against a pack of raptors or a jaws like film with the mosasaur
Alex: "And some of you, your brain doesn't work any way."
Spat my water out at that one.
He's talking about you bro lol
isn't that funny?
He's not wrong, they with literally scoop up and eat shit
Alex is just vomit inducing sometimes. Hes lousy and jaded when criticizing. I rather watch a grown up dude like Mr H reviews than Alex man baby tantrums, even if Mr H dont like movies is not DEAD set on one angle!
Well shit, Alex is spicy today huh.
@@odinulveson9101 I agree, he’s kind of an ass in his reviews sometimes 😂
When Ellie and Alan are sneaking through a laboratory to carefully retrieve a giant prehistoric bug to get a DNA sample to prove to the world that Biosyn is responsible for a forthcoming mass extinction with entire flocks of said prehistoric bugs, I wanted to scream, "WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH JURASSIC PARK!?"
Also the clone girl. Didn’t care for her in the last movie I didn’t in this one
@@justinwilliams2522 A-f***ing-men. Why in heavens name did the filmmakers think we cared more about human cloning over big, scary dinosaurs running amok?!
Anybody could've easily pointed out that the locusts were only eating non BioSyn crops, literally anyone. An investigation would've been called and even if they didn't find anything they would've stopped their locust production and the remaining wild ones would've been eradicated the old fashion way
@@justinwilliams2522 well apparently she isn't an exact clone and the person she is a clone of is now her creator. Which makes no sense. Unless I am a narcissist, why would I ever clone myself?
Also the movie said the original version (forgot her name, let's call her Dumbass) cloned herself before she knew she had the disease. However, Dumbass made sure that her clone didn't have the disease. How could Dumbass do that if she didn't know she had the disease in the first place? Also the fact that the old dude from Fallen Kingdom made the clone is retconned for no reason.
@@kuhanblock9380 True. Also, consider the following:
MCs: "This DNA sample that we secretly collected matches the wild sample. And it came from Biosyn!"
Biosyn Lawyer: "Prove it."
Thanks for the review, Joe. I'm gonna go see this anyways today as an early birthday celebration since my birthday is this Tuesday the 14th.
🙄🙄🙄😮💨 well I loved it! If you're a FAN of the Jurassic park movies and Jurassic world and love Dinosaurs, not a critic like these knuckle heads go see this movie. I give it 9🦖 out of 10.😁👍🏼 I disagree with the Angry Joe crew. No hate love you guys, even Alex.🙄🤦🏽♂️✌🏼💚
Nothing in this franchise will ever come close to the original. Especially how magical that movie felt in the theatres back in '93. To this day it still holds very well, it's a masterpiece.
It's ok
Jurassic World was absolutely amazing.
The Lost World wasn’t too far honestly
It was made at the right place at the right time. A true once in a lifetime film that even Speilberg himself couldn't top because there never was or will be a way to top it
The original Jurassic Park wasn’t that great, you only like it due to nostalgia
My favorite part is when morbius showed up and turned into the morbasaurus and morbed all the humans
This joke is dead....funny but dead
I am all for the fact that the franchise wanted to have Dinosaurs on the mainland and thus a "Jurassic World". Everyone complaining and criticizing how that would lead to a logistical nightmare, property damage, ethical concerns, innocent people being killed, ecological disasters, etc etc don't realize that those all AREN'T problems with the franchise, they are opportunities for good stories and conflicts and dilemmas to explore narratively.
MY problem with Jurassic World is that it didn't put in the required effort to organically arrive to that point and doesn't make any fucking sense on how it got there. So it all rings hollow and feels shallow. Great. Doomed from the start.
The problem isnt that it would cause mass panic. The problem is that the gov would come in with the army and kill every dinosaur in about a week. Hell, normal citizens would just start hunting them down. You think Im going to just give up my safety so that Trex's can just roam around my neighborhood?
@@TheNichq That's not how that works lol Invasive species don't just immediately roam into human neighborhoods and they are a constant factor in America all the time and we absolutely struggle with controlling their populations or counteracting the problem.
It really grates my mind when people think that something as simple as "just gun them all down lol" would work when that hasn't worked against Emus, Deer, Wild Pigs, cats, etc. And the government getting involved would lead to a massive and costly logistical nightmare. One that would probably prove ineffective and see massive pushback from multiple organizations, both conservational and corporate interest. Hell, it would be much more likely that corporate interest would incentivize recapturing and housing as many as possible in sanctuaries/reserves or zoos.
It is not that easy to just cull a population as people seem to think it is, especially once it makes it out into the deep wild and proliferates. America can't even kill a bunch of Hogs, but people out in these comments really thinking it is gonna wipe out a population of asexually reproducing animals that have no natural predators lmfao
Is it kind of sad that Kong vs Godzilla was better then this movie? And I love the original Jurassic park. Kong vs Godzilla had heart and fun action scenes. This movie I don't know what was. They wasted potential of a epic story about Dinos and humans adapting together which could have been fun to see in our world. But they wasted that full potential
they brought back Dr.Grant to just follow Dr.Sattler around looking confused and contributing zero to the overall story.
The suits were so preoccupied on whether or not they could they didn't stop to think if they should.
If they ever go back and remake the movies they could make them closer to the two books. I would love to see that. These last two movies really let me down. I was there as a kid for the first and I’ve been excited for all the films. But yeah these last two have been a big let down.
I had a feeling it would be hot dog shit. After the ending to fallen Kingdom how are they supposed to fix that and go off of that ending ?! I’ll still watch it definitely with a couple of beers in the hand
Problem I've always had with the JW movies were they've all tried to be campy family fun action adventure movies. JP movies, even the LW and JP3 were horror movies.
I freaking love LW. The soundtrack and scenes are incredible. The 2 Rex's scene with the trailers was more suspenseful than anything in JW movies
@@Nicebitoftucka I enjoyed both LW and JP3. Yeah maybe not as good as the OG, but I feel like they get a lot of internet hate.
JP3 is brutal, some of the most brutal deaths in the series. Even the deaths that didn’t quite happen like Billy being pecked to death seemed brutal.
Hey! Jurassic World had some very brutal moments, even Fallen Kingdom had some.
Dominion barely had any brutal moments, and even when they did, they were too quick. 😒
Jurassic world and the first movie are the only good ones
We need Alex to be a spokesperson for movies in general
It's easier to criticise, than to create
why would we want to listen to a negative insufferable prick all the time? The guy is there as an echo chamber for all the toxic fans that think Joe is too positive. Which is a mentally healthy trait btw
Criticizing everything doesn't make you smart or above everyone else, makes you look pretentious
Eh, no thanks.
He just hates on everything
No lmao the only movies he doesn’t hate on are movies that generally put everyone else to sleep
11:54 That was Dan Murrell who made that comment about the drinking game
I surprisingly didnt think the movie was complete garbage. There was some things to like. But to me the biggest problem was just how convoluted the plot was. So many things going on. Jurassic Park 1993 was a simple movie. Small cast, an island, and dinosaurs. It was simple, sweet, and contained. This movie is so overcomplicated and so long. It's just too much. It's too much. During the whole MALTA sequence I was like. Is this still a Jurassic Park movie or what? I was kinda expecting Dwayne Johnson to show up.
Yeah Jurassic Park 3 and the Spinosaurus aren't so bad now huh ?
Alan!
I agree Jurassic World Dominion makes Jurassic Park 3 look like one of the best movies ever.
Honestly I completely forgot there was a second film in the Jurassic world franchise
I think there are more then 2...
@@ironsharkpa1026 bruh…
Dude, swear on my life that second one flew over my head too.. I even collect action figs, although not JP and JW stuff, but I was blown away that the second came out and I had no memory of it lol. I literally just watched it before this new one, I was looking forward to how bad they were haha.
Jingle keys~ serotonin hit, hold for five minutes.
Member berry's~ serotonin hit, hold for five minutes.
Rinse and repeat for the whole movie, then forget about the movie and consume the next movie.
Even normies are starting to wake up to that fact that this ultra sanitized and assembly line type / focus group products are just breeding more of the same.
accurate review, the only thing i personally liked about the film was the new dinos but even they only got like 1 scene. Therizinosaurus was great, DImetrodons were great, Quetzalcoatlus was great (even though it flew faster than an aircraft....)
The original Jurrasic Park from 1993 is still the best. 💯💯💯💯.
I have spoken.
Yuuup.
@@elijahrobertscinema6351 💯💯💯
agreed
No 💩
I don't think a single person on the Planet would disagree with you.
Alex's reaction said it all lmaoo
Him blinking often says everything
Are you guys going to continue reviewing the Orville since season three just came out?
I noticed the plot armor and convenience
And I asked some questions to the screen while watching the movie myself.
But at the end I said oh they are playing the greatest hits and doing some action so if u just came for that u will like it.
Knew it, just by the ending of the previous one. The movies turned the dinosaurs into monsters which is what the originally filmmakers and writer didnt want it to become.
It should be called Locust world what a pile of shit, that was supposed to be about the consequences of dinosaurs in the world. not the consequences of locusts
Uhhh JP 3 turned them into monsters
@@kiryuthedragonwarrior2746 hmmm the raptors still behaved relatively like animals which was the most interesting factor of the movie, IMO.
Alex is really angry, not just bored or annoyed
But really angry
why? its a film, not a personal attack
@@viewaskew7741 you can get pissed off after watching a film. For example I got pissed after watching Sia’s Music
@@Logan_Zimmerman lol this is the same guy that tells people to not take movies so seriously? w.e hypocritical b.s
Yeah giga was made up to be the “big bad” of the whole franchise but even Carno and Allo feel more threatening than the whole “Giganotosaurus, largest terrestrial carnivore” bit. To me the ”Joker giga” wasn’t a villain, just a giga minding his business. They peaked with Indominus. Which is why dominion is flawed, can’t keep continuity with the previous 5 films
1 Huge problem is that not a single "good" guy dies on screen. Like at least civilians or workers in the reasearch facility for example.
‘The audience score is always higher’
Black panther, tlou2, the last Jedi etc. : *wot*
I think you're listing the exceptions...
@@JeffZ1028 how many examples do you need before they stop becoming ‘exceptions’
I loved when Chris Prat says "It's Dino Time". The roof fell down.
seriously?
Morbius: a worthy opponent. Our battle will be LEGENDARY
And then he became the red ranger.
Let the joke die already.
It’s dining time
I just don't get how the movie went from the overarching problem of having dinosaurs coexisting with humans (which I'm sure I wasn't the only one who was waiting to see how it would be explained/resolved in the finale after Fallen Kingdom) to friggin giant locusts 🦗 Not even comparing the original movie/trilogy at this point, just as a standalone, this movie felt like it swerved and did a series of sidequests. I'd much preferred just seeing them try to rescue Blue's kid and along the way are affected by the ethical/natural dilemma of dinosaurs being in modern civilization or something, and they focus on a way to subdue the dilemma if cant stop it completely. But I guess that was never the problem. It was fun experiencing it in a 4D theater though 🤷♀️
"Uh, there is dinosaur action in your dinosaur movie, right? Uh..hello? Yes?"
This movie definitely sealed that this is the end of the Jurassic franchise. It's not a good movie in a lot of ways, and considering the producers said they'd wait and see what the future is, obviously that means the critical and financial reception of Dominion, all the reviews say enough.
They said the same about Jurassic world... then they released crappy Fallen Kingdom... and then said the same thing... then they released this junk.
Colin Trevorrow is a terrible director, Writer and producer... literately has never been involved in anything good and used his bank account to get his name on the famous title.
It's not the end of the Jurassic franchise though. They said they have more planned after this.
@@babalonkie This was always meant to be a trilogy but yes they have more planned after this one.
They don’t care about the critical part just the financial part, if this makes another billion dollars they’ll make another one
The Jurassic franchise is the bread and butter for Universal Studios. It’s not going anywhere.
"Imagine if we had these puppies in Tora Bora"
Did anyone really think it was going to go anywhere but down from there?
Took my kids to watch this and they had a blast.. They're both below ten and even they could see the plot holes in this to be fair. Frankly, I enjoyed this movie and the experience. Mostly because every other scene was so damn ridiculous you couldn't help but giggle. I loved seeing the old cast together, mainly because I didn't give a rat's gonads about the new cast. I liked seeing the CGI dinosaurs. I mean this is a movie that has Chris Pratt and his magic hand that can apparently stop dinosaurs in their tracks, no matter the size and ferocity. There's also an entire chase sequence that is predicated on a laser pointer so...
Basically, if you go into this film expecting to see CGI dinosaurs and the old cast, you'll be happy. Yeah if you want anything else. Other than unintentional comedy, you'll be sorely disappointed.
For some reason I kept noticing the characters were staring into the camera. Like breaking the 4th wall. I'm sure every movie has a character look at the camera at one point. But here it seemed like they were looking into the camera.