Jurassic World Spoiler Discussion!
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AngryJoe, OtherJoe and Delrith discuss Spoilers in the 4th Jurassic Park Franchise Film! What did we love, what was stupid as Hell?! What did you think?
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Anybody else felt bad for the Raptor that looks at Chris Pratt's character like "Daddy!?...." Then boom! Rocket missile to the face!
I know that part made me sad as hell
***** omg i laughed at that part xD
Zivko cri evry tiem
Zivko actually I felt more bad for the raptor who got burned on that oven :(
That genuinely surprised me. Good jump scare
Supposedly that was the old T-rex. Some people claim it has scars that would be from the first movie.
it is the trex from the first movie. there are scars on its neck and mouth from where the raptors attacked it
Angela Greenwood i thought it was from the spinosaurus from 3
Trey Mancil It is. the scars are from when it fought the raptors in the original.
rubberwoody I've heard that the 2nd and 3rd were wiped from continuity. Not sure if thats confirmed or not
Trey Mancil It's been confirmed by the director himself on the official website that this is the original T-Rex from the first movie. This was confirmed a LONG TIME ago.
I went in skeptical, I went out wanting to buy a Mercedes.
Joe it was the same Rex from the original just to let you know
looked different tho
DanWolfGaming its cause shes gotten old
Anosaurus rex
I quite liked the movie. Would've been so pissed if they killed the T-Rex. When Claire ( was that her name? ) was going to go get it I was like: "yes! yes! yes!" and when the I-Rex was about the deliver the final blow I was like: "Noooooo!" Then blue saved the day and I was like: "OMG FUCKING YES!" And when the mossosaur jumped up and took the I-Rex I was like:"Take that you bitch!" but yeah that fight really brought the inner kid out of me.
PS: sorry about the childlike comment.
Bigblue3000 Oh they def gave us a Troll moments when the I-Rex started to win out... I was like' Omg not JP3 again >.
Bigblue3000 I was like that too. My friend was having a fun time laughing at my reactions while enjoying the movie.
There was one part where I was thinking about that dude that Chris Pratt's character punches and thinking to myself, "Oh please dear god, let a raptor kill him," and then it happened.
But yes, that final fight, I reacted exactly the same way as you.
Nick Santillo Really? The Audience clapped BOTH times?? I've never even heard another sound from another human being in the theatre except my brother annoyingly crunching popcorn...
Illusive ZerO048
Yes, every big release I've been to has had plenty of people applauding ( Dawn of the Planet of the Apes, X-Men DOFP, Mad Max etc etc). Guess wherever you live has uninterested moviegoers or something :p
Nick Santillo Haha, maybe. I'm from Asia, But no, people just love movies here. The Cinema is always full for some reason even if they are no good films out. Also, I don't recall any specific moments in DOTPOTA or X-men DOFP that could make the audience clap or something like that..
Raptors wouldn't work as weapons. 7.62 would punch through their skin like paper, and the 7.62 round just happens to be used by the most prolific assault rifle in the world: AK-47
They'd be near unbeatable in jungles though. Although a big fire would stop that pretty quickly XD
They are just animals. Modern soldiers will slaughter them en mass. And they would panic as soon as they hear gunfire...
Alexander Yordanov Well they didn't want to use raptors in the long shoot. They wanted to use miniature I-Rexes :P So they could camoflauge etc.
SzyderczyGracz
Still not good enough :P
Alexander Yordanov I guess :P
the dinosaur is called indomus rex or something
I like to call him Irex
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That was not funny at all
lol, very funny
Joe one thing is bothering me quit saying he xD the modified Dino is a girl they say she a lot in the movie :P
And all the raptors are girls and Chris is their alpha I think that's what they want us to be like oh so that's why they follow him or some chose like that
Abom Zero i think all of the dinosaurs are female so they can control the population
Flawless victory Brutality!
Abom Zero I believe they said the male had eaten the female, but it could have also been vice versa.
TheFloepert No its she ate her sister.
I'd give it an 8/10.
It carried me through the movie and I could suspend my disbelief. Plus they poke fun at the fact the dinosaurs aren't accurate to what science tells us since Wu says they were told to make them cool cause we know now that Raptors had feathers and the T-Rex w/Blue vs. I-Rex was AWESOME!!!!
Also Joe, the T-Rex is Rexy from the original movie.
Webshooters1
" I could suspend my disbelief."
How :O !?!??
Alexander Yordanov
Because the movie kept me entertained and held my attention. It's not as good as the first one no but I don't think it could ever hope to but I say it's a true sequel to the original movie.
Webshooters1
The fact that dinosaurs can hold a candle to soldiers or that a military even has aspirations of using animals in 21st century warfare (in such a way at least) is enough to ruin my suspension of disbelief.
Alexander Yordanov
It's like what AJ said. I could see them being used in a situation when given night-vision, and can stalk in the night with no problems whatsoever.
Webshooters1
And still be inferior to both machines and men?
Animals also don't communicate in the same way that humans do. My Cat doesn't understand a word I'm saying to it. But it communicates with other cats even dogs with body language. I'd imagine the Raptors communicate with noise to attract their attention and communicate more fluently with body movement and pitches in noise.
CassDaMan1138 The idea (already in the first movie) is that raptors are highly intelligent in the Jurassic park universe and can communicate to each other. The indominus rex had the same voice organ as the raptors so it made similar sounds. It also had similar intelligence. So it actually did make sence
Ur cat don't like you then, I talk to my cat, understands me perfect, I tell it I love u, it gets all happy and wants to cuddle, I say its bedtime she knows I'm about to go to sleep so goes on the bed, I make Lil meow sounds , she will sit and make them back for as long as I go.
SuperCasperman Still my point stands that Cats, and by extension other animals, don't communicate like we do. It's a combination of body movement and changes in vocalization. So it's not that unbelieveable that the I-Rex would be able to convey something to the Raptors.
CassDaMan1138 It was mostly the way they seemed to talk like humans that seemed wrong.
Thank you for explaining that
Why does EVERY reviewer not remember the name of the goddamn designed dinosaur!? It's the fucking Indominous Rex, not that hard to remember...
Aaron Carnes I know right, like even the movie they were talking about how easy it was to say and remember, also how stupid it was
It really matters
It's the same T-Rex from the Jurassic Park that's where the Nostalgia is
I would love to turn on the TV and see "The USAF has airdropped a tyrannosaurs on top of ISIS headquarters. Last ISIS member scene in T-rex droppings"
Cameron Burticus and the t- rex would have died of dehydration.
shhhhhhhhhhhhhh dont ruin the dream
Cameron Burticus You know that have heavy weaponry right? Like rpg's and tanks and stuff.
Ya but they would be in such a panic they would probably miss anyway. And besides just give the T-rex AR-500 armor and it should be mostly good anyway
Cameron Burticus one or two RPG's would fuck a T-Rex up
Joe "dinosaurs do not talk to each other" .... REALLY JOE!!! THE THE FLUKE OF COURSE THEY TALK TO EACH OTHER!!! I do not let hate comments often but that needed to be said
No they don't.
TimeKeeper25 So Raptors do not talk to Raptors?
Jake S Agree here there are some forum of communications that Dinos had to have. Plus within same type of Dinos they should be able to speak to each other.
Jake S They can communicate on a primitive level but switching pack leaders constantly, "i am your father come back to me" no just no
Jake S I like this movie alot, but this part does bother me. I do think raptors can communicate to each other in some way, the problem I have with it was that the indominus rex lived in complete isolation by itself with no other raptors near it. How could it learn a language that it has never heard before. It felt like a human baby who had lived in a cave all its life came out and new perfect English that doesn't happen.
Rewatching all these movie reviews years later and they’re still entertaining. I have the jursssic Park dvd collection and after seeing this again I’m going to rewatch Jurassic world! I loved the movie when I watched it in theaters and I’m obsessed with the original trilogy, I agree that lost world and three are not nearly as well made, but I’m a little biased because for one I grew up obsessed with dinosaurs and thought I was going to be a paleontologist at 5 years old. Secondly, I kind of enjoy bad movies, I don’t know why, I just love picking out what’s wrong with them or how they can be improved. I can also always seem to find the good in them. Much love guys , funny how two years later your videos still hold up
It was nice taking a picture with you today @E3 Joe!!!! Long time fan!
Best part is when T-Rex destroys the Spinosaurus skeleton, lol.
sharklord didn't kenw the skeleton was Spiney! Cool.
sharklord meh i think the Trex was just but hurt and got all pissy like women do.
I think that was ment to be a poke at Jurassic park 3 you know with the spinosaurus killing that t Rex and that's its revenge
sharklord fuck i seen the movie last night and cant remember it breaking a spino skele
sharklord It's actually a reference to the end of the first movie. Its the first Tyrannosaurus Rex not the Spino from 3
There were lots of great ideas in this one and the craftsmanship was excellent, but of course it was also riddled with inconsistencies and stupid movie cliches. In the end it became almost unbearably cheesy. The T-Rex wouldn't catch up to the woman; he joins forces with the velociraptor; he survives four or more bites to the neck from the indominus Rex, who shattered the glass orb with it's teeth before... And then they say goodbye and part ways. -_-
It was enjoyable all in all, but it had a lot of stupid.
Taxtro It's now known that people can run faster than a t-rex. By scientists estimates we're faster by a few miles per hour actually.
Bob John
And this applies only to main characters?
Taxtro No, who else in the movie had to out run a t-rex? I mean they most likely made it so the genetic dino could run faster or something. In the first movies no one knew this, they thought t-rex could run at 40 mph.
They never show a t-rex outrun a person. The I-Rex is faster though.
Starbattle64 The girl with the flare at the end?
I kind of like the scene towards the end when Blue runs off "Into the Sunset" as the group comes out of the building.
Could I use my friends gta 5 disc too play with him on Xbox one Cuz since he has his gta 5 downloaded he doesn't need the disc anymore so if I could get his disc could I play with him on my Xbox one ?
Raptors are pack hunters, they do "talk" to eachother........
Itsme Mike I guess Joe never looked much into Wolf packs to understand what "Pack hunters" actually means... cause you know animals make sounds for no reason /end Sarcasm. I swear blind nostalgia pricks really know how to shoot themselves in the foot, much like this entire review does.
Nick Santillo He shouldent make assumptions or accusations if he dosent know how it actually worked
Itsme Mike i think he meant the hybrid dinosaur talking to the raptors was silly
Conkers Squirrel It was part raptor, infact a major part of it was raptor, thats why they didnt tell owen when he had asked what it was a hybrid of
Itsme Mike I know but what Joe is saying is that this hybrid wasn't raised around Raptors to learn how to communicate with them.
3:43 Everyone seems alright with the explanation about how the dinosaur knew to pull out its implant: it remembered it from when it was put in. Here's a question: how does the dinosaur know that the implant should be removed in the first place? How does it know that the implant is a tracker that it needs to remove in order to stay hidden? You may say, "well, it just did it because it remembered and thought of it as an irritant" or something, but why didn't it ever try to rip it out prior to leaving the cage, unless it somehow KNEW that it was a tracking device that only needed to be ditched once the dinosaur was loose. In which case, again, how the hell would it know that?
It doesnt have to know that it was a tracker. She knew she would probably be followed, just as she uses her sense of smell and other things to track a prey.
She could have just found a decent place to hide and decided to get rid of it while waiting to ambush them.
I mean it wasnt like she really set a trap with it or anything like it could have appeared to aa human. She just hide, and attacked, as most predator animals do.
If they hadnt been completely useless they could have actually injured her.
Graeme Evans This is an animal. Smart or not, they didn't splice Einstein's DNA into it. You're talking high-level strategy that includes understanding what a tracker is and how it works.
***** Its explained in the movie.
The tracker gives little electroshocks as soon as they are near fences.
So its annoying and anyone would have it removed :)
***** no, you are projecting understanding onto it. Have you ever seen a dog with a cone on its neck? Most dogs don't like wearing them and well occasionally try to remove them. They don't understand what its for.
Hiding before attacking isn't Einstein level intelligence, lions hide in long grass when approaching prey, they stay down wind, are you saying they are geniuses?
Granturion That makes sense, then. Fair enough.
More teeth was dumb? It was stated multiple times in the movie about how all they have to do to please the crowed is new dinos with more teeth.Teeth in this sense was used as a term for the killing-level of the dino so to speak.The kid states "We need more teeth", the raptors were losing, she knows the park like the back of her hand. So she knows what has a great amount of teeth. A t-rex, that can turn the tide.The balls were not safe? when the balls got smashed by the tail of that stegosaurus of whatever it was, they were in a restricted zone that clearly stated that it contained dangerous animals. The gyro balls were clearly meant for the dinosaurs in the valley area, which the ride is located.Raptor are pack animals. They do communicate, a modern example would be a pack of wolves. There is actually some people who have entered these packs and lived with these wolves communicating with them using body language and various noises. Acting like a wolf and telling the others to back off from his share of the meat. The screen writers did there research when it came to pack tactics and how some humans have managed to become one of the pack.
+The Retro Bandit No, you misunderstand. "More teeth" itself wasn't dumb, in fact the idea that the woman had was...good. What was dumb was the _kid_ saying it. There was literally nothing that would warrant the kid saying that. Nothing. Unless he also had the idea to get more dinos in there. But why wouldn't he just say "We need more dinos" or something like that? Yes, it makes sense given the whole teeth theme but it simply didn't make sense coming from _him_. So the line was good, but it made no sense for him to say it.
+The Retro Bandit In fact, when he said it, even I noticed it. It just felt so out of place. Forced, even.
+The Retro Bandit A new Dino with more teeth? Really? did you not see JP3? Spinosaurus!!! Techincally its a dino never been seen by the public and i wonder why its not even in that park. Why create a hybrid when you have such a dino? Based on that Jurassic World doesnt make sense.
The Retro Bandit the stupid part about the communication is that the indominus SHOULD HAVE KILLED THEM, it has no social experience, it killed and ate its own fucking SIBLING, and is trying to find its part in the food chain. It doesnt care about nor should be able to communicate with anything
Wow joe nice coverage of E3 superb cant wait to ser another e3 vídeo o but you got to love the movie reviews really nice job joe thats how you kill a show.
Why does every fucking Jurassic Park movie need kids in it? They served no purpose and I was rooting for the Dino's to eat them for the whole movie but we all know they won't kill off kids in a movie so we're stuck with them.
Mike LaGess I agree the kids were fucking annoying. The teenager was a cynical dipshit who was only looking to get laid and the kid was irritating. The one scene where they both start crying because their parents might get a divorce was cringe worthy, they should of just focused the story more on Chris Pratt.
Mike LaGess I hate the kids since they have 24/7 Kid Armor on. Basically just like plot armor only for kids.
Mike LaGess They're also the main reason that the assistant died a horrible death. She wouldn't be out there if it wasn't for them.
You know jurassic park was made for kids right, just because we got old and dont like kids in our movies, even though i liked these two, doesnt mean kids wont love them. This sequel was trying to cater to both audiences and i found it waay better than both lost world and that pice of shit that calls itself JP3
Kamikaze Assassin I don't know why you don't have more likes for that comment, I laughed my face off XD
I really wish that they had more variations on the T-Rex's roar instead of repeating the some low toned one over, and over again. Even at the very end when she does the roar right before the credits roll, it still just sounds like "uuuuuhhhhhh".
Kinda like Claude
Alex Howard it wasnt even as powerful and majestic as it was in the first film.
Because she's 20 years older.....
Jack Wells What's laryngitis to a fucking T-Rex?
Alex Howard Yes, because we humans think they are cool, they are not subject to the laws of biology you ignorant fuckwit.
do you remember at the end of JP 3 with the bird cage door being left open. What happened to those Terradactals?
I thought I was the only one who noticed the guys face at the raptor part. XD
Hahaha me too
But please answer the next question... What are those high heels (claire heels)made of? She ran în the jungle ,she ran from a t-rex and those shoes didnt fucking tear aparat...
Andrei Alexandru Rich lady can afford shoes made of vibranium obviously :P
Andrei Alexandru
Thank God. Imagine her spraining her ankle or hurting her feet because she needed to walk barefoot. That would've been fucking annoying.
globox123456789 She did lay there all King Kong style while Rexy showed her how a real woman gets tough with the biggest cat fight of the century. You could have a cross over of Catwoman vs Black Cat and this is STILL the biggest/best cat fight of them all.
Andrei Alexandru There's dinosaurs running, swimming, and flying around and you're worried about the shoes Claire is wearing? That's the most unrealistic part of the movie?
Anthony Ricci well the movie is about dinosaurs so i expected that...but those high heels kept me wondering how is she running in jungle...
Joe, there's plenty of inter-species communication in the wild. For example, the Honeyguide (genus species: Indicator indicator) is a bird that leads large mammals (including humans) to beehives, so that the mammal breaks the hive open. The mammal gets the honey, the bird gets the wax and the grubs. There are also many prey species who pay attention to each others' warning calls. And of course, most species of animals communicate with their own species quite prolifically, so if the new dino is really that smart, there's no reason she couldn't start communicating with the raptors. She certainly would have heard the other animals' calls throughout her life in the park. Being "part raptor" need nothing to do with it. Your ignorance of animal behavior doesn't mean the movie got it all wrong.
Also, aren't all the dinosaurs in the park female? Is it really that hard to say "she"?
I thought life uhhh finds a way?...
Matt Hart lol.
Matt Hart Please correct me if I'm wrong, but I heard the actors/characters in the movie saying "she", especially and very specifically when referring to the genetically modified dinosaur. Am I wrong?
No, you're right. In the film, they address that the raptors are females, call the I.Rex a she or refer to it as her, and with the T.rex being the original one from Jurassic Park, then it too is a female. I'll be honest, if you go into this film and not put it to the expectations of Jurassic Park, then you'll be fine. In my head, I know that sequels for older franchises will never re-capture the EXACT magic of the original films. I will treat the new Star Wars film like I did to Jurassic World, its a new story and it dares to go the extra mile and may even just go WAAAY out there, but if it entertained me and tried to make a good effort to come off as plausible ... Then I will not question its logic and have fun. Good use of animal communication logic btw ;)
pablolara125 Actually I have really high expectations, and I'm sure the film will meet them. I love the JP franchise, and 3 is my favorite.. because RAPTORS. If the raptors are cool, I will be happy. I expect no more than that. :] I haven't seen the movie yet, despite having been compelled to see it on opening night. I saw the other three films on opening night, and a couple dozen times each in the theaters. Unfortunately my husband works overnight, and I don't want to go see it the first time without him. He's not quite as excited about the film as I am, but he is definitely excited. So we're gonna go see it next week when he's off, and then I can go see it myself as often as I want before it hits DVD. ^_^
8:00 It was the same T-rex from the first park, the director himself said so.
Did anyone notice when the kids got out of the water when indominous rex was chasing them they started the torch with the wet matches??
carter8352 yeah. I did. Maybe they are some kind of future matches that have a sealant inside the carton to make sure they dont get wet? Or maybe just the tip of them can work while wet? I dont know :/
The babysitter kill was just ridiculous unnecessary overkill.like WTF, was she the evil queen from Snow white or smth?
Kraito Krombongus
Haha, yeah, it felt like the director going "That's what you get for looking at your phone!".
Well, it was every fucking trailer. It was kind of a surprise that it would be the babysitter.
Kraito Krombongus Yeah I felt like her death was entirely unnecessary and overly brutal. I really wish she had lived. I was happy the black guy survived. As soon as the raptors turned I was like "Don't you do it movie! Movie! Don't do you do it! Hey! Close the gate." Movie "Are you sure?" Me "Trust me."
Or Vicky from fairly odd parents
To me it felt like a fatility straight out of mk XD
Why the hell do people think that the original trex isn't the original are people that freaking stupid serious it is her!!! The other trex that was killed in 3 was one of the other trex on the other island Isla Sorna site B
ZeroBankaiKing Couldn't the site B T-rex be the baby T-Rex from the Lost World? That would make more sense since that T-Rex is already on the island and not freelancing on Isla Nublar
Jurrasic World doesn't acknowledge jurassic park 2 and 3
Jurassic Park: Isla Nublar
The Lost World: Isla Sorna
Jurassic Park 3: Isla Sorna
Jurassic World; Isla Nublar
I don't think Jurassic World "ignores" the other two films, but they also didn't take place on that island.
Also, 20 years have passed, so they've kind of moved on.
The director himself said it is the same rex
ZeroBankaiKing From what I seen they completely ignore Jurassic Lost World and 3 so It could be the same T-Rex
Are you excited for fallout 4 is going to release in November 2015 but witch one the console version or the pc version
The guy picking up his margaritas in the pterodactyl scene is jimmy buffet doing a cameo
the part where Chris Pratt and The Raptor start to bond but then a rocket just comes out of nowhere and totally destroys the shit out of the raptor is the funniest and also the most WTF part of the movie
Fuck yes! That was single handedly the saddest and most WTF moment for me too. Like datum somebody make that into a GTA "Wasted" gif when they get their hands on the movie please!!
It was so funny
Bravo Games it was the jump the shark/nuke the frigde moment of the film
Bravo GamesPersonally thought it was pretty sad which I believe was the intention..
JoeTyler85 To me that moment was at the end when the last raptor, after defeating the Indominus Rex, looks at Chris and he looks back and then, and they sort of have a bro moment, nod at each other, and go their separate ways. I'm like... is he psychically communicating with a raptor now? Like yea bro, job well done, we beat that thing... that was the "jump the shark" moment for me.
Negatives:
it was an ok movie the one thing that completely took me out of the movie was the fact that Claire (Bryce Dallas Howard's character) OUT RAN A T-REX IN HEELS and was basically in high heels throughout the movie.
1) I hate the kids in this film they were annoying and took the focus away from the Chris Pratt
2) The military side plot was stupid, and Vincent D'Onofrio's character was a one dimensional villain.
3)The complete lack of security and emergency shelter for the civilians in the Island was dumb.
4) Are you telling me that the higher executives gave the scientists the green light to create a new dino hybrid without knowing what species is being spliced together?
Mixed:
1) The CGI was a bit noticeable at times
Positives:
1)The Dino brawl was great and exhilarating
2) Chris Pratt is a great charismatic lead
I'm giving this movie a 5/10, ok but I will not watch again.
ThePeteralonzo83 exactly my thoughts in the review i did
ThePeteralonzo83 Claire tried to out run a T-REX while filming and probably got used to it.
Kamikaze Assassin ehh i gave it a 5/10 it wasn't very good, but no way it deserves a 2/10
I give it a 8-10 better the bay's movies I enjoyed the autobots fights the people were just anoying it a movie about jaunt robots dam also this movie jarassic world was cool I would have like a spino and T. Rex vs irex also I know how scientist say raptors had feather butt they also have other king of raptors I think they are called utah raptors witch are similar to the ones in the movies
She didn't really "outrun" it. One, she had a head start on it to begin with and it was gaining on her. Two, it wasn't exactly running all that hard and seemed to be more trying to figure out the flare. Three, it had to make a turn down the corridor, which slowed it down. Four, T-Rex are now believed to have not been all that fast. Finally, no one had a problem when Malcolm did this exact same thing in JP, less the heels.
Hahaha that intro caught me off guard when I first watched this. Love it
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So yeah, I just saw this thing. I thought it was great. The film was everything I was hoping it would be. They made a movie that had both fun and entertaining. I liked the characters, the dinosaurs, the action, and the nostalgia. The movie was happy to pay respect and notice to the original film. Plus I just like how they did try and build up things that made some sense.
I mean that fight at the end.....thank you universe for this gift. Original T-Rex and Blue (raptor) vs I-Rex. That's the kind of thing that reminds you that films can be both entertaining and just pure fun. I mean damn, that fight was great. Plus the ending....I completely didn't see them pulling that last ditch attack. That dinosaur ate well this movie . Shark, Assistant (wow that is a horrible way to die), and I-Rex. Good eating right there.
Again that assistant's death. I mean damn, that just sucks. She gets snagged into the air, tossed a bit, drowned, and then eaten whole. I mean she's got to be alive as she's being digested....that is a horrible way to die. But it was so damn fun . I may be horrible for enjoying that death so much, but who cares.
I did enjoy the focus on the raptors. To me it made sense. Owen spent a long time with these things. He was there through their entire lives and he also respected them and the danger. He wasn't making them roll over and play dead, he built up a bond there over time and it was only just enough to keep him alive. I did like that setup. Dinosaurs aren't just movie monsters, but animals. And I could get behind him just being able to get them to work with him. That he got through to them at the end was cheesy as heck, but I think some cheesy can work at times.
The kids were good. I actually think they were a bit more likable than the kids in the first Jurassic Park movie honestly. A rocky relationship, but they kept each other alive out there. There was also just a lot of threats. Like the first one it was stupid people who were as big a danger. If that damn scientist had said what was part of the I-Rex from the start then a lot fewer lives would be lost.
So yeah I liked this thing. I really wanted this to bring back Jurassic Park from just a series of pretty sorry films. This did it. Some people may not enjoy it, but I certainly did.
FlareKnight Thank you! This movie clearly wasn't made to please critics. It was made to make fans have a damn good amount of fun.
DapperDeliveryBoy
I would agree. I'm sure critics can and will pick this thing apart and rip into it, but it was a fun movie. People weren't leaving the theater I was in booing, but rather talking about how good a time they had. Heck of a fun way to spend an evening.
FlareKnight I do feel like Blue showing up at the end was a bit too Deus Ex Machina for my taste since we were lead to believe all of the Raptors were dead at that point. But there was really no way something as old as Rexy could tangle with something so large and young as I-Rex. So she needed the help. Honestly I thought one of the cooler parts of that fight was before Rexy even showed up and Owen was shooting I-Rex while the raptors were tearing into it. It well demonstrated their pack working together. :)
James Marino
Yeah, it certainly was pretty darn convenient for Blue to show up when it did. Of course convenient dinosaur placement has always been a staple of this franchise. Plus at least you could believe it. Blue is the beta of the pack, and after being separated of course she'd rush to catch up. It's a stretch, but I can live with it.
I did really enjoy that fight even if they were outmatched. Owen and his pack just giving their all against the I-Rex. They didn't have enough power to win, but they fought well.
FlareKnight Agreed, it has reached trope status for the films. It just felt a little forced to me was all. Good old Blue. I really hope people start making Old School memes replacing Blue with the Raptor. That needs to happen.
Yup, it was a good fight, it wasn't overly long like some of what you see in Transformers or Pacific Rim and all-in-all gave good ol' Rexy her chance to shine again. Every time I see her I think of Nostalgia Critic's song "I'm a motha fuckin T-Rex!"
In case anyone doesn't know yet, jurassic world is set to be gross more than avengers opening weekend .
BS
Pretty Much he shits you not
SPOODER MAN Good. Sick of these ridiculous superhero movies.
Its confirmed, Jurrasic World beat Avengers box office opening record
SPOODER MAN In case you didnt know yet, It wil 100% be topped when starwars comes out bud... its a meaningless number that represents how many people HAVENT SEENT IT YET, there for have no opinon on it.
5:00 I actually remember noticing that screen in the background and thinking to myself "Why isn't the raptor just eating his face off?"
dont you see how the kids in the bubbles is the same as the 2 cars in the 1st movie where the kids in the cars are going along the rails and then they have to turn it into a running car ,and the same car was in the garage scene in world as in the 1st,so how is this not just a updated movie ?
In almost every movie with guns, NO ONE EVER RELOADS!!!!! The one time I saw was when Chris Pratt was loading his western gun. Every other gun had BOTTOMLESS CLIPS as usual. It pisses me off
JediFrodo7698 He actually reloaded in the battle against the genetic dino when fighting with his raptors.
Not all movies have to be 100% realistic, you know that right?
TheGCritic YeS tHeY dO ScRb!
Idk people think this way, just enjoy the movie why don't you? :P
Just because it's a lever action doesn't mean it's western.
Trehlas I When they have no pouches!
Yeah, the death of the assistant was terrible. Nauseatingly violent death for the poor woman with the thankless job, and the real villian dies in seconds. Hugely dissatisfying.
asherael That is my one gripe with the movie, that part did feel like she didn't deserve that fate as much as if the pterodactyls picked up the military guy. A tonally jarring bit from an otherwise gung ho adventure.
asherael I'm still horrified at her death. When she died I had the most shocked expression on my face for 10 seconds because of what happen. Just the thought of being consumed whole by something that large is just horrifying.
Matthew Nevarez there were some scenes of the I. Rex cheweing people. The were pretty gruesome as well.
Holret Just about all the death scenes were gruesome. They were really pushing to the limits of PG-13 with the film.
I found it funny, how over the top it was. I busted out laughing in the cinema.
Actualy, the dino' fight at he end was kinda ridiculous in my eyes... I dont know... That was strange.
2 million subs congrats joe !!!!
What I'm most impressed in the movie is how Claire can run through a forest, escape a genetically modified dinosaur and outrun a T-Rex in high heels. She is not human.
Indominous Rex
David Peddle jeez what an a-hole huh xD
Bill The Butcher *Snort* XD you called it an Indominous Rex
Lucas Ho thats what its called
Its called the sexasauras rex
jorge almaraz It's actually called "Biggus Dickus Rex"
how do you know dinosaurs can't communicate? There were hadrosaurs that could communicate with different pitch noises. And raptors could potentially hunt in packs. which could require some communication.
There were four trained raptors right? Charlie, Echo, Delta, and Blue. One gets rocket launchered into nothingness, then later on four again attack the Indomitasaurus. Where did the extra raptor come from, or am I counting wrong?
once joe pointed out the family problems I was like "yes!! someone actually hated that other than me!" I literally groaned when the little kid says "mom and dad are getting a divorce..." out of nowhere. there was no need to show the story of the 2 kids, they weren't important to the story at all. at least in the other movies the children were always useful but here they're just useless. I thought he older ones obsession with girls was really stupid too, I mean I get it he's a teenager surrounded by beautiful girls and women but when you already have a girlfriend who you "care so much about" and is pretty dang cute to begin with it's just stupid to make your character like that.
I actually thought the spliced dinosaur being part raptor was an interesting twist, and makes sense. but in terms of being realistic it's just idiotic. it's like yea lets make the smartest most coordinated and feared dinosaur 20X bigger and include a bunch of other lethal animals into it's DNA there's no way this can back fire especially when it shows that it's so blood thirsty it'll even kill it's own species.
I also thought the dinosaur attack (the winged ones that aren't pterodactyls). was completely stupid, only one civilian is shown dying through that whole attack and even that was way too over the top. I thought there was going to be a bunch of people being lifted up and dropped to the their deaths which would make the situation even worse.
in the end the original was way better than this I liked the little nods to the first movie inside this one but even the other 2 movies were better. there's no real focus and when it does focus it focuses on the wrong thing. there's no real character development except for Clair and the ending is just so awful. the dino battle was alright but it's like this hybrid was able to withstand thousands of rounds not only that but it survives being hit by a mini gun and rocket launcher and it's just taken out by a bunch of animals in the most ridiculous way, it was just like how the villain in tomorrow land dies.
UbinTimor I completely agree with all of this.
I had no issue with the family back story. One, it did have a purpose. It established them as real humans for you to care about. Two, it was minor and didn't take up too much time in the story.
the thing about that is that it didn't make you care about them. Just blurting out "mom and dad are going to get a divorce." when you don't actually see the conflict that would lead to the parents giving the kid the impression that his parents were going to split up doesn't really make you care about the character especially when he goes from crying like a baby to suddenly forgetting about the problem and being happy again. There's no real bonding moment between the brothers because it's so quick. he doesn't give any reason why he's suddenly blurting out that their parents are splitting up- like if he said:
"I thought being here with you would make things better, especially since mom and dad have been fight a lot recently- I think they're getting a divorce and if that happens me and you will be split up that's why I wanted to make the most the time here, but instead you just ignore everything around except girls- why can't you just try to enjoy this place for me because this could be the last time we actually get to spend time together."
that would be more heart felt.
I don't know. I guess it depends on your life experiences. Having lost my mother to cancer and then having had my first child, I find myself particularly susceptible to stories revolving around children being separated from a parent. Whether it's by death, divorce, whatever. Also having a child that is atypically developing (I interpreted the younger boy as having some eccentricity and maybe some cognitive issues.) made me relate a bit. I thought the boys acted like boys. I found them believable, because I didn't feel like they were acting. People wanted them to act more. At the end of the day, their story wasn't that important, and I'm glad they didn't spend too much time on it. Just enough to establish their deal, and then on with the movie.
To be fair the mini gun missed alot of (if not all) its rounds and the rocket landed next to the indominus, thus knocking her down, and not taking any real damage (for plot convinence of course)
Btw joe, the alligator dinosaur is not a dinosaur. And how the fuck, did they extract that things dna from a mosqito!
Must of been a wash up on the beach one I'm guessing
Thor M They explained that they didn't need the dinosaurs DNA from mosquitoes anymore because they had advanced so much in the last decade. I believe they said they could get one's genetic code from their bones or something...
Pretty stupid, but whatever.
Thor M mosasaur washes up ashore, mosquito drinks blood from soft underbelly or inside mouth, scientists give mosasaur genes that inflate its size to increase wow factor. dont think about it too much there are more important issues with the movie.
Everyone in the theater laugh there at the end when when Blue came charging(slow mo) to the rescue. And has anyone made some fanimation with Blue and the T-Rex giving each other a bro-fist
Why's the guy from the navajo code talkers movie in the debate?
Idiotic things you left out (that literally made me laugh).
Starlord riding his Harley style motorcycle through a forest amongst Velociraptors like he was one of the "pack".
The kid RANDOMLY announcing his parents are getting a divorce then crying. Character development was so poor my friends and I referred to the kids as Kid A and Kid B.
The random dinosaur team ups. So T-Rex and Blue teamed up to fight Murdersaurous (Hybrid) then at the end Blue and Starlord having a magic moment.
Blues triumphant return at the end to save T-Rex had me looking around the theater to verify I wasn't the only one blown away by the stupidity.
cynic5581 Thank you! All in all, the movie annoyed me more than entertain me. Yes, i loved the first movie, the ones after that was meh. but this one was a clusterfuck of clichés and bad oneliners that failed miserably. And how some people give it 8/10 is beyond me. i know everyone has different taste, but people liked this cliché fest that much? Wow...
Anyone else noticed the blue CGI helicopter's tail propeller was not spinning the entire time? I mean, that's how helicopters fly right? Big propeller keeps it up and tail propeller keeps it from spinning.
Its called the Holyshitosaurous
The best part was Rexy smashing through the Spinosaurus skeleton before fighting I. Rex just to be a MASSIVE middle finger to Jurassic Park 3!, also when Blue rode Rexy that was the campiest part but my favorite part
well after he saw the indom they wanted a pack of mini them if you could control them big if but what if you had them?
One thing I didn't understand in the movie was the scene where the two boys were in the bubble vehicle thing and the aunt was trying to get in contact with them via cellphone but she can't get a strong signal..
Why do those bubble not have emergency radio's? so that staff can communicate with the people inside in case of an emergency?
Are they mean't to just be stuck inside them if anything malfunctions with no way of calling for help?
Seems like a giant oversight considering you can find emergency communications in any modern elevator these days.
And this is just one small gripe I had with the movie but just really bugged me. So many inconsistencies in this film.
My 3 kids and wife including me enjoyed the movies to the fullest. I gave it a 8/10.
It's always fun when the kids enjoy it as much as you.
Veng Ven 8/10 is not 10/10 therefore not to the fullest ?
For me its 8/10, the kids probably gave it a 15/10.
Dauserofdasite I think the point here is that 8/10 is the fullest it's going to get. Just downhill from there.
This was the best movie of the year. Don't listen to Joe, he's not always right!
And no one has to listen to you either :p
Dragoon-BB .. and no one has to listen to you as well.... i feel like a very long thread is about to begin
Dave'sGames Meh too lazy for that.
Fateburn Honestly I think everyone has to watch the other movies in order to really connect with all of the nostalgic moments in the movie. Also, everyone should see this movie!
Lol good? Ya. Best movie of the year? NO CHANCE. With mad max already out, a Spielberg movie coming, Star Wars and I'm sure a few surprises, no way JP is MOTY
Joe make a video about what you think about pre-order!!!
Updated version of the review on planet side 2. Anyone agree?
No, it IS Rexy from the first film.
Dude on the left REALLY needs to lose weight. His beard can't hide the diabetes.
But it can hide his snacks he saves for later
PolitikZ Official Constantly adjusting his shirt
happy birthday joe
Just a little comment to Joe, The Trex is the same one from the 1st movie. You can tell because if you look closely it has scars on its neck from the raptors
Colin Trevorrow revealed that it is the same T-Rex from the first film and it's a SHE btw
raptors as military weapons was stupid, people getting bored of dinosaurs in such a short amount of time was stupid, the fact that a heavily armed helicopter wasnt enough to take out a indominus was stupid, the fact it communicated with the raptors was stupid, the fact there was no more information on the family dynamic of the two brothers was stupid, the fact that a mososaur finished the fight was incredibly stupid I really hated this movie and really see no redeeming features
Agree, still not as bad as the new Star Wars lol
*****
you know what that movie would be called? A B movie, jurassic park used to have higher standards
I think the margarita guy was Jimmy Buffet. If anyone else noticed, there was a Margaritaville restaurant in the back, and I think they were talking about Buffet making a cameo in the film.
Just to put this out there, Abrams or any MBT would be too big. If you're hunting a dino that is navigating closely packed trees, turning the turret would be impossible to track and kill it. A Bradley M3 would be better suited or even a British Fv107 Scimitar Mk2 CVRT. But with a Bradley you can carry rocket troops and TOW tubes that can deal with the dino.
CJ Fletch or just a helicopter with a 20mm rotating cannon on the front and some thermal optics (though I know that wouldnt work in the indominus case because of the whole "it can lower its body temperature to avoid thermals shit), or I dont know maybe some military people who actually know how to lead targets. Like how do miss something 50ft long with a fucking MINIGUN
I mean, hey ... using Dinosaurs to win a war would not remotley be the most insane idea the US military has ever come up with. The second most prominent project for the war again Japan during WWII was actualy a specialy designed bomb wich dropped bats that were equiped with small Napalm detonators. The plan was for them to fly off and lay to rest in all the buildings in the city it was dropped over and since nearly all buildings in Japan at that time were made of wood, the effect was actualy devestating. They tested it in the US in a artificial Japanese city in the middle of the desert and the city was actualy completly destroyed and the weapon was actualy greenlighted for use in the war. They were to actualy be dropped above Japanese cities shortly before the first nuclear bomb was dropped.
If THAT gets greenlight, military raptors are absolutley IN. :D
TiltschMaster Maybe we'll get Dino D-Day but in the modern era.
I really hated the first half of the movie. Pretty awful IMO. The second half was great. Especially the last 10 minutes. It was like they came up with some really cool ideas for the second half of the movie and came up with some filler for the first half later. My geek censors went on full alert when they released the T-Rex. Fucking awesome. Then the fight was really cool. I was like a 10 year old all over again.
I didn't like that the water dinosaur ended the fight, tho. I wanted the T-Rex to win out right, but not a big deal. Anyways, very fucking cool movie overall and I recommend it.
AbelLSU jr Thats your opinion, and we are fine with it.
And the story, well it was kind of actually good.
I'm assuming everyone knows this is a no-spoiler free area.
They made a smart dinosaur and they made it kill everyone, thats atleast something new.
AbelLSU jr I agree man I was so dissapointed when the water thing ended it I was like dude I was waiting for the trex to snap his neck and you Ruined it lol....
I would have liked the T-Rex to win outright, but it wouldn't have made sense. Indominus was smarter, plus he had bigger arms, which he used to his advantage. Pulling in the final raptor to save the day was a nice inversion on the original JP finale, and it just felt right.
***** Yea, far enough. The more I think about it, the more I'm cool with it. That hybrid was a beast. It made sense that it would take three other dinos to bring him down.
Lucas Ho Lol, this is a spoiler video. So nobody cares if your spoiling anything. All of us has watched it and are ready to give comments to it. But yeah, Overall great movie.. LOVED IT fully.. Chris Pratt was freaking awesome obviously. Bryce Dallas Howard is a great lead female role.. Hope she leads more films like this. The Kids.. Well, they really weren't given much backstory or something.. All we know was that they were going on this dangereous amusement park all alone and their parents were getting a divorce, which was only stated in only one scene in the entire movie. I-Rex was awesome, especially in that camouflage season where it appeared out of nowhere.. My jaw just literally drop and I couldn't close my mouth. Rexy in the ending was amazing, and I felt like a little kid again when it happened. What really bothers me tho is that they never even mentioned this Rex was the Tyrannosaurus from the original movie.. If so, they could have one of the best nostalgia moments ever in movie history, lol. I'd give this movie overall, 9/10. My kids probably gave this one like 20/10 if that's possible, haha.
when the kids fell out of the little ball thing right before getting eaten, there was broken glass all over the ground, but then when they hit the ground, there was no glass anywhere to be found
I know this video is like a month old but it was actually the same Tyrannosaur from the first movie
The new dinosaur getting eaten by the whale thing was so predictable just from the trailers.
With the trailers you never knew there was a T Rex, because you only see the hybrid, raptors and the big whale fish.
Obviously the raptors aren't going to kill it with Pratt because of how thick its hide is.
So what does that leave with?
The big fish, the whale fish is the biggest dinosaur in the park AND it's carnivorous.
It was too predictable and the whale fish was pushed too hard in the trailers to just be a small show piece.
Should have never showed it evera until the end I would have been like dayummmnnnnnnn wtf was that XD
Haha whale fish... Smh
***** FOR FUCK SALES
Another stupid part was after the final fight the raptor turns to the t-rex and they sort of have this moment, like mutual respect or some shit, then the rex just waltzes off to do whatever.... I was like wtf!? Why didn't the t-rex just tear into the raptor, or the helpless humans?! What, dinosaurs have honor now?
I agree with you this movie had the dumbest plot holes and twists out of all the first three films
Rocket Girl Thank you, I was thinking the same thing in the theater. It was supposed to be all feel-goody. Bleh.
If you paid attention...you would have saw that Blue was ready to fight or run if need be..please pay more attention next time as that was really obvious.
Rocket Girl The rex just barley survuved a fight, why would it try to kill the raptor for literally no reason? Animals aren't mindless beasts that just kill, kill, kill just cuz it's there. There's no reason to fight, especially when you're already wounded.
Steppin Razor especially after the raptor helped fight the indom, I see no reason as to why they would fight right after. Plus Im sure rexy has memories of how the raptors in the first movie fought her.
I can't remember that much, but didn't some guys escape with the Indominus Rex eggs? Or some dinosaur eggs?
It was the same trex did you notice it had the scars from the raptor battle in the first movie
I think many critics/fans will never be happy or satisfied with any Jurassic Park movie besides the original. Blinded by the magic and the effects. This Jurassic movie was better than all the sequels.
This is my guilty pleasure movie. Also, props to Other Joe for being ripped.
I love it
Final scene on top of the command center. T rex has the old scars from the original raptor fight, they are white on his neck and face. The new wounds are still red and bloody
and omg i loved the near ending scene with the t-rex and other rex fight and what happened to the one near the water,omg that was so unexpected,and a great result to that fight
atleast get the facts right..
the name is prounonced I n d o m i n u s Rex - the genetic hybrid is a FEMALE, why they say SHE when refering to it through out the movie.
Claire even remarks on that they made the name easy enough that even kids could be able to prounonce it.
it IS the original T-rex from the first movie, which is also a FEMALE.
the LITTLE KID is implied to be AUTISTIC, the whole movie pushes that without going into it, his remark about "more teeth" is the suggestion that makes Claire (the redhead) realise they need help from another dinosaur - with more teeth.
can't help but to think that if you had payed attention to what was going on and what was said in the movie (so you'd get the references) - you'd actually enjoy it more.
ShotgunVsHeart Lets face it, Joe only gives attention to when things go his exact way. He clearly had an agenda against this film. so any logical reasoning or actual merit the film actually has, will be lost on him. It's one thing to have a level headed opinion, it's another to nitpick a movie that ACTUALLY addresses the nitpicks against it.
Exactly. I also liked the kid characters, because I found them relatable. The younger child clearly is on The Spectrum somewhere. The older brother is your typically distracted teenager. The parents getting a divorce. They told just enough backstory for me to view them as "real people". Which is all they needed to be. Most of the focus was on the dinos. Just think about how awful the cast of characters were in The Lost World. At least these characters felt more like real people.
He She It whatever IT IS A DINOSAUR.
Nick Santillo yeah the movie actually addresses pretty much every issue with it in the movie.
I mean not worth coming here to knock on Joe but I get put off when he speaks more like he missed the things in the movie that explains the issues he has with it than there actually being much wrong with it.
Matthew Woodrum I really hope for an extended version, the movies seems rushed more so than bad and badly written..
what I mean is that you never stay with the characters long enough even though they are well written and well acted.
It's called a Mosasaur
if u watch closely the Trex skull and raptor bones were in the origonal building when they enterd
Joe the T-Rex is the same from the first movie. By the end of the film, when he looks to the horizon from the roof of the building, you can see the bloody scars for the battle with the indominus PLUS the scars (not bloody) from the fight with the raptors at the end of JP.
I didn't really like how they handled the brutality of the babysitters death, seriously tbh. Too brutal.
lennyswe The words of Stalin: One death is a tragedy; one million is a statistic. Probably a lot of people dead in a similar way in the movie.
lennyswe i agree. It almost distracted me from the rest of the film. The fat security guard's death was pretty wicked, but it was quick in comparison.
Why did they have to make it so brutal I don't understand, repeteadly showing the ptera picking her up from the water then snatched her a few times with its teeth then again.. again... and then finally got brutalized by the big fish lol........... as if shown on purpose, as Del said, described. But come on, why the fuck would you force something like that? Fucking stupid. We have women viewers lol.. so tone down on it a bit...
lennyswe It's karma for her. She didnt care about the kids at all!
lennyswe
you cannot please everybody i guess, a scene like this was needed.
To me it actually says a lot about the movie that even with all the massive great reviews its getting that you guys could shit on it so hard and still say go see it once.
Eric Mollenhour Its honestly worth a watch. Its not a movie I would see again--maybe in a few years or something... But its good. Its also quite fun to watch, which is always a requirement in my book ;P
It did in the last seen you can see the scars next to the new wounds on his neck
Supposedly the magarita guy was Jimmy Buffet. If you noticed they had a magaritaville resturaunt. It was a cameo appearance. 👍
And the T. Rex and the Indominus Rex are BOTH FEMALE?! Joe, I love your vids and your opinions, but c'mon! You need to pay attention to the details. C'mon.
Yea it was the same T-Rex from the first one
The T-Rex is also a female
+Goby wasn't every dino on the island in Jurassic Park a female for like, security/sciencey reasons or something?
+Goby because they made such a big deal about it in the first movie... even though the dinosaurs actually changed sex from female to male (some) in order to breed...Life found a way... (but yes the orig. t-rex was a big bad ass lady rex).
+RunRobotRun911 you can also tell it was the same one b/c it has the scars on its neck and side from when the raptors attacked it in JP1 (and I believe it was also mentioned in one of the dvd special extras :))
+RunRobotRun911 Yeah, she's definitely female. Even has a distinctly feminine name on the movie website, from I remember.
Margarita guy was actually a cameo of Jimmy Buffett, btw.... Which makes it even better! XD
what joe the raptor talk to each other when they make the gulping sound
You liked that final dino battle at the end? I thought it was so ridiculous and cartoony. The whole part with Blue running in slow-mo with heroic music playing announcing he's about to save the day was so dumb. And then the whole t-rex x raptor tag teaming the i-rex with the raptor riding on the t-rex's back and jumping back between the two rex's to attack and retreat was just soo cartoonish. Not to mention you could see how they were gonna finish off the I-rex from a mile away when it is knocked the edge of the water tank and then the movie pulls a deep blue sea Samuel L Jackson that we all saw coming and the FINALLY after its dragged under the t-rex and raptor look at each other as to say "Thank you my son we did it" -__- smh
patrick doss It was ridiculous, but it was fun nonetheless. To me anyway. I would've preferred the I-Rex be pushed into the Mosasaur tank rather than the Mosasaur jumping out and dragging the I-Rex into the water, though.
I bet you're an incredibly fun person to be around... *sarcasm*
patrick doss If your fighting an Opponent that just almost killed you and there was a little guy running on your back not hurting you would you really give a shit about the little guy either!!!!!!
patrick doss I doubt the two respected each other, they posed no threat to each other.
It's a she, the raptors a she
Joe she's the same t rex from the first movie.
pioltjose23 yha i can tell she was the same T rex cause you can get that feel like you seen her before.
How? The movie is based 22 years in the future.
T-Rex's have a longer life span than humans.
GalacticGamer shes 25 years old, 70 something in human years
Inder Indo they had a life span of thirty
Joe are you going to do a reaction to the Taken King trailer?
Am I the only one thinking the Indominus Red being able to camouflage seems useless besides the one scene they use it in. Sure it could help the military but if they made it raptor size like they were planning it doesn't really matter as it could just hide.