Jurassic World: Dominion - Spoilers, STUPIDEST Moments & PLOT HOLES!
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Its hilarious how everyone in this movie has the powers of Proffessor X every time a dinosaur gets danger close
Well at least these idiots didn’t decide to snap their necks for stupid reasons
i thought they were using the jedi force ,
Fr wtf is the hand thing really gonna do to a visious animal lime it made sense for blue but not every dinosaur in this movie
@@joshkilluminadi7158 Agreed, Blue was conditioned to understand what the HAND meant. So if I go out and say sit to every dog I see they will sit?
Don't the people who get eaten throw up their hands to protect themselves? How come the Dino's don't obey the force?
Giant flying flaming locusts is what did it for me. THAT. IS. NOT. HOW. FIRE. WORKS!! Those bugs would have been barbecue then & there, not to mention their wings would have been incinerated instantly. Ridiculous movie from start to finish.
I mean the whole concept is kinda silly, we are beyond that by now lol
That's not how the force works 🤚
I mean giant insects could not survive on our planet anyways, due to the lack of atmospheric oxygen.
Don't forget they were bio engineered, so maybe the scientist gave them fire resistance to survive global warming which he then realized was his mistake lol.
@@TheCommanderTaco that is not how any of that works. I don't care how "bioengineered" you are, all insects are flammable. Period. They are made of flammable bits. Plus, the ones in the movie clearly are not fire resistant, they catch fire and die. It's just that they can still fly for some reason.
This film is a perfect example of weaponizing nostalgia and failing miserably.
It just sucks that they've done it to my favorite movie series. Star Wars hurt enough.
This, Star Wars, and Terminator. Clearly their main intention is to ride out the franchise's name, not to respect and evolve it.
I feel like that describes this whole trilogy
No, it is just an example of ignoring everything the prequel set up, and setting up a lot of plot points on its own that it doesn’t resolve.
Thankfully this bit of nostalgia got played out 4 movies ago
I fully suspect this will flop miserably, and we'll finally be free from people trying to cash this one
And maybe once this fails, everyone else will start giving up
this review has a better plotline than the movie.
100000000% better
Stop the *CAP* you know you loved it 😍
Agree to disagree
Plot and movie were great actually, only coherent entry in the series since the original
More interesting too
_"Don't ask questions. Just consume product, then get excited for next product."_ -Jay Bauman
I clapped! I clapped when I saw the T-Rex!
I cried butterfly tears!
@@FlyfishermanMike *IT BROKE NEW GROUND!*
@@FlyfishermanMike AT-ST AT-ST AT-ST
@@FlyfishermanMike I clapped when I saw it too!
I can’t believe you guys didn’t mention how Owen grabbed that poison-spiting dinosaur by the throat before it was attempting to eat Clair.
they did in the non-spoiler section, it actually makes sense
I forgot that happened lol. I was pike wtf when it happened though
LMAO that was awesome 🤣
@@boricuadude89 I mean you could reason that a dinosaur expert would know how to disable certain dinosaurs, ie when he grabbed the venom sacs it stoped it from being able to spit
It prevented the poison from being released. Owen is aware of those things.
“It’s an older code but it checks out. That’s where the Star Wars comes in” 😂
At this point.. i was fuck it, the commentary is 10/10 haha
lmao I love it when Alex uses that line makes me laugh my ass off lol
Each "It just so happens" kept getting funnier and funnier lol
It got less funny for me. Haha.
And that... Is Chaos Theory
Take a shot every time
The movie is basically driven by coincidences
It’s more annoying then funny after the fifth time literally could do shot for shit of how many times he says just so happens dude movie magic it’s a coincidence
Raptors: "Cheetah speed. 50-60 km an hour if they're out in the open, and they're astonishing jumpers. They're extremely intelligent, even problem solving intelligent."
Also Raptors: *Can't catch a significantly slower human running on foot when they can quickly catch up to a motorcycle*
For those who don't understand or don't remember this was a moment from the original film where the main cast are told about the Raptors and what they're capable of doing. This is significant considering that the Raptors in every film are meant to be extremely dangerous and highly HIGHLY intelligent, using pack tactics and ambushing/ boxing in to catch their prey effectively and efficiently at a rapid pace. Suddenly we went from humans having to outsmart them and barely escape to just being able to outrun them because of plot. Just because it's fiction doesn't mean they can just change the rules whenever they feel like it once it's established and this is not consistent at all with what is established. You can't make them super competent one second then turn around and make them into bumbling monsters the next.
Well she was doing omega ultra hardcore level parkour so yah
Cheetahs have been clocked at up to 130 Km an hour, but yea she can outrun anything if she's not wearing high heels...god this movie sucks more than the previous one and that is an achievement.
Cheetahs are 4 legged while raptors are 2 legged.
@@ricogomez4020 that they are
@@andrealmeida5408 even a two legged cheetah could probably catch up to most humans ;-)
My biggest disappointment was that Grant never got to see blue and Owen's connection with her. They bring it up in the control room for like, a few sentences, but then never talk about it again.
That would've been a great way to create some chemistry between the old and new crew. Think back to when Alan meets Muldoon for the first time and just bombards him with questions out of excitement. Maybe Grant is more jaded and traumatized after the events of JP and JPIII, but you'd think he'd be interested in learning more about raptors from the guy who trained them.
None of these Jurassic World movies will ever be as good the first Jurassic Park. Ever. Not even close.
Jurassic world 1 was close ..but not on the same level
@@damonarchary1582Jurassic World was the most cookie cutter sequel ever 😂 not even close to the original dude
Bro at the end where dinosaurs join normal animals had me dying like pterodactyls joining flocks of geese and mosasaur hugging a whale.
Huh
That mosasaurus would have totally eaten those whales, I was like "are you kidding me movie?"
YES!!!! lol
They need to make a good horror movie with dinosaurs. Make it tense, bloody and with good characters. These Jurassic park sequels have sucked for a long time.
there hasnt even been a good dino horror game since dino crisis 2
I'd be happy if i never saw another dinosaur ever again.
@@92bagder DC 2 wasn't even horror though. It was action. The original DC was horror.
They should make the movie that was marketed. I wanted to see more Dinosaurs fucking shit up all over the world..
@@92bagder was just gonna comment and say they need to make a tense and horrifying DINO CRISIS movie and do it correctly
Do you remember in the original where the biggest WTF was when the Raptors learnt how to open a door? Raptors were scary, Trex was scary and the movie was great. Compare to now you can have 5 raptors together and it isnt that scary, Trex is basiclly your friend, dinos are treated like a pet cat attacking you than man eating monster and the characters have to do crazy over the top stuff to stop themselves getting killed. Its like comparing the original Fast and Furious 1 to F&F9, in original a little crash did them physical harm, in 9 they can survive the most over the top crashes with out a scratch as they have to be invincible to survive the craziness.
That’s the biggest difference between the original movies and JW. The Dino’s are like hero’s now and now wild animals. The first movies treated every dinosaur like a threat d there was more tension that way. I look at blue like a pet cat too as you mentioned
Good comparison, lol. I still had fun with this movie and I feel pretty embarrassed to admit that here, but the way people are complaining about this movie just pisses me off at parts. Your complaints were perfectly valid though.
@@chanceneck8072 hey at least your not afraid to share your opinion.
25:30 I loved how that small room of locusts turned into hundreds more while fleeing.
More like thousands that was the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen
i dont understand why the locusts got released after being torched. somehow not all of the locusts were on fire so biosyn basically released the evidence of their plague into the wild. makes absolutely no sense that the locusts survived long enough to fly out. biggest plot hole and it didnt even have anything to do with dinosaurs!
The locusts stuff sounds like someone was looking for a copy of the first Jurassic Park novel to find more things they left out of the movies they could butcher, but instead grabbed a copy of Michael Crichton's Prey.
is that a good book?
Well, at least is the same author.
Top Gun Maverick is the perfect example of how to use nostalgia, Jurassic world Dominion is the perfect example of how NOT to use nostalgia.
But it is still nostalgia, all the same. Another sequel in the sea.
@@vidmasterK1 Nostalgia needs to die, it's like creativity is at an all time low these days.
@@tylere.8436 Unfortunately yeah, I've come to the conclusion that it's not that Hollywood can't make a good movie they just choose to go the cheaper out of producing crap quality for the same price.
It makes sense from a business standpoint, why make the effort to write a good script characters and so forth when can just shovel out crap and package it in a previously popular name title that you know people are going to come see regardless.
You're making the same money that you would with a high quality movie at a lower price, it's evil
Both made $1 billion box office. I'd say both are examples of how to use nostalgia.
That fight they had against the giga-saurus at that forest terminal was such a dumb moment. For being the apex predator, it sure was slow and clumsy in trying to eat people.
Not to mention they mispronounced the name throughout the entire movie. My son is into paleontology and drove him insane!
The two plots are a) a globe-trek to rescue a kidnapped little girl and b) fiery genetic modified locust.
In a Jurassic Park movie.
Right...
The fact that Dodgson KEPT the Vial Cannister shaving cream from the first movie is one of the stupidest things I saw in that movie. Like WHY ON EARTH would he Keep that thing!!! It's only in the movie to be HEY REMEMBER THIS FROM THE FIRST MOVIE!!! DUHHHHHH
The odds of finding that thing on the island are astronomical. Laughable.
@@hothotheat3000 Camp Cretaceous season 5 has them going back to Nublar and there Manta cro finds the can
So best case they find ot and sell it to Biosyn
It probably would be hilarious if the movie wasn't taking itself so seriously.
Movie should've been Owen and Claire reaching out to the 3 OG characters for help rounding up the loose dinos. That's all this movie needed to do, and it couldn't even do that.
This! Have it start right after the last movie. Have the good guys team up to try and capture the dinos while a bunch of baddies are trying to capture them for the black market. They could even add a third faction who are just trying to killing them.
Sad how in two sentences you proposed a better and more logical movie that would have fit after Fallen Kingdom.
On top of the stupidity, the movie lacks any showmanship and fanfare like the original had in spades. There are no scenes like the reveal of the first dino in Jurassic Park, the way the music swells and the camera pushes in on our actors, and then the reveal to the audience what they're seeing, no "Welcome to Jurassic Park", no T-Rex setup with the goat and the water glass and the tension building to an incredible payoff. In this movie, when we see Alan Grant and Ellie Sattler on screen again for the first time, there's no fanfare. He just turns the corner, tada! No build up, no swell of John Williams, no pause, no showmanship. Moments are just lost while the movie smashes CG action figures into each other like a child playing with toys.
Summed it up perfectly.
This movie and the Obi Wan show just disregarding some of the greatest music of all time. It’s not campy to use it. We want it!
Moments like the original scene where they see the long necks and Lord of the Rings where the fellowship walk on the mountain are legendary visual scenes and now a lot of movies have cheap thrills. Even Top Gun Maverick's opening where they're just routinely flying jets from the ship showed how cool and adventurous it is.
My favorite part was when Blue came back at the end as they were getting in the car. leaned in and said "Charlie? My boy! YOU'VE WON! YOU DID IT! I KNEW YOU WOULD, CHARLIE! I JUST KNEW YOU WOULD!". Then Blue took him into the glass elevator and they flew off into the sunset.
I wish that happened
Cringe
@@fgclash454 yeah that's what your dad said when I showed him my dick. Rekt
Jurassic Park 3 and Lost World are looking pretty good by comparison especially since they didn't false advertise.
Right
The world trilogy just sucks.
The Jurassic park movies were always better
The Lost World was a good sequel, the only one after the first one that is.
@@konstantinmelkishev3133 the first three were good I’ll had no problem with them at all 1-3 were awesome 4-5 were all forget I think 4 was better than 5 5 felt like the lost world I see what I think about 6 I’ll probably give it 10/10 just cause of the main three Sam, Jeff and Lauren but that it
I can say one good thing about the film: I laughed so many times 😅
The ridiculousness, the plot holes, the convenient encounters, the plot armors, the obvious villains, the WTF moments, the numerous inconsistencies, the retconing of Maisie’s origin…
Ooh, don’t get me wrong, I get that people are angry, disappointed, and/or frustrated but to me, it was so over-the-top nonsense, I couldn’t help but laugh 😂
It’s something, I guess 🤷🏾♀
Yes I laughed at how the dinosaurs were treated like action movie henchmen especially when the one falls out of the airplane like it’s a bad dude from mission impossible lmaoo
I mean after the trainwreck that was Fallen Kingdom let's be honest, there was no hope anyway.
Same. What did anyone expect?
This makes fallen kingdom look good
If the movie was about the the attacks in the news stories in the beginning of the movie this would’ve been a awesome movie
Its how it was marketed too
"STUPIDEST Moments & PLOT HOLES!"
isnt that the entire movie?
The only moment of genuine feeling is in the beginning with the brachiosaurus being led gently out of the work site. That was the only thing that moved me even a little.
Claire out ran a t Rex while wearing heels in the first jurassic world movie. I don't understand why everyone is suprised she out ran some raptors in this one
People kinda forget these movies are not documentaries lol
All the Jurassic World movies have been equally stupid. "It just so happens" that people didn't notice the first time due to nostalgia. But that has an expiration date, and it has been reached.
I hated that crap.
I think Claire was able to outrun the T-Rex because the T-Rex was all like mmmm look at that tasty snack. 😋
The Rex walked stop with the cap
So you guys mentioned it but if you go back and watch the plane crash scene there is a huge mistake that takes place. The plane crashes we see the water rush into the cockpit where Owens and the pilot were seated. We then see the plane half submerged and Owens and the pilot escape out of the top of the plane. HOWEVER when they emerge from the plane they are completely dry. Not a drop of water on them. It isn't until they get attacked and Owens falls in the lake that either of them actually become wet. Small detail to point out in a movie this bad but it is like you guys have been saying this movie is horrible and not worth watching.
The black girl I didn't her role she was just too cool and claim
Dude it was a frozen lake and Owen goes in, he doesnt even shiver when he comes out and you can't see either of their breath in the cold air
That reminds me of an episode of X-Files although I struggle to remember what was supernatural about this guy. I remember he had a cosmetics and nails fetish and had kidnapped Scully and because this was filmed in the early nineties her role was to run around the house with very inadequate ability to fight him off until she’s rescued in the nick of time. Anyway at one point she knocks the bad guy into a partially full bath and runs away so he struggles out and chases her. But in the very next scene he’s completely dry despite having been dunked in the bath seconds ago according to the episode.
A line that particularly broke me was about using "Jurassic genes" for the locust and I lost it then. THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS!!!
... Dog you realise that all the films aren't accurate right? Cause THEY NEVER HAVE USED GENETICS AND DNA RIGHT IN THE FIRST PLACE
The circle is now complete. When the first Jurassic Park released Carnosaur was the knock off, now Jurassic World is the mockbuster.
It is sad I know the awful movie you speak of.
Only the Mockbuster of Ridiculousness
"You need to forget how to breath if you turn off your brain to reach to that level (to be entertained with this movie)" Alex
Jeff Goldblum was the only bright spot of this movie especially with that line: “weren’t you a part of Jurassic World? Yeah not a fan”
"blue comes back high fives him, gives him an ancient pirate flintlock" hhahaahahahah
Dinosaurs of the Caribbean
So I guess the Mosasaurus that escaped from the last film is just free to consume and destroy the entire oceanic ecosystem then? They didn’t even address it? Lmao
Well apparently the navy is smarter than everybody else and subs filled it full of torpedos, though given nobody thought to shoot the land ones with hipowered guns and explosives, probably not.
It's like "The Rise of Skywalker" dodged a bullet, only to walk into another bullet.
Dodged a missile is more like it.
@@shinndig1293 a crap seeking missile
The apple documentary “Prehistoric,” has the magic that the first Jurassic park film had. The special effects are awe inspiring.
5 people died in this entire film… 4 on screen and 2 off screen. 4 people die at the beginning when dinosaurs are lose in the world and one at the end… let that sink in to how “suspenseful” this movie was with it’s thicker than a milk shake plot armor…
I just want to put this here for preference when you get to them talking about “StabbyMcKnifeHands” or the Therizinosaurus as it’s properly called at 16:40. It is not just a dick Dino that wants to kill. From what we know about it. It’s a highly territorial dinosaur that had the balls to fight anything because of its large claws. This Dino has been found with marks in its bones that shows it would have regularly fought huge Theropod dinosaurs like T-Rex and win. It’s a herbivore that’s very aggressive and territorial like the Triceratops. Not throwing any shade at the Joe Squad I just wanted to give you guys info on this awesome Dinosaur.
Sounds awesome a shame it wasn't the main focus of the movie.
Hey buddy, I don’t think you should be watching these videos. Your parents probably wouldn’t approve of the bad words these grown ups say. Since you’re clearly five based on your intimate knowledge of dinos I would recommend maybe DanTDM or one of the slime channels.
I’m just kidding man. 😂
Bruh what info nobody knows what it was like. Because you know it's been dead lmao
@@bonejuice4280 are you disputing what jamartin said? He told why they think that would happen. Like i guess you can say that doesn't prove that, but maybe be a little more explicit in that.
@@gpheonix1 when they make up their mind if dinos had feathers or not, maybe then they can start sounding more credible on dino behaviours.
Jurassic World: "it just so happens..."
Modern Hollywood script writing folks wtf lmao
My BIGGEST problem with this movie, was that they went nowhere with the “cloned girl with dino dna” but instead retconed it saying she is no longer a clone but a regular girl with modified dna born from a regular woman. That, and the assassin lady in white, whom we see nothing of after she’s been arrested, is SO a much more interesting than the boss at the Biosyn facility who is the actual bad guy.
Agreed
@@vantagepoint9270 Meh… doesn’t count.
Not to mention that the woman was the most intelligent person, the girl is the key to everything etc. Someone we had no idea existed until the 2nd movie of the franchise, which was shit.
Appealing to feminism much.
They did everything wrong.
Waste of my money that this movie was.....
@@__MPires__ Exactly. The white woman was so mysterious. Way more villain potential, and she’d been someone you’d remember.
Kid Leia could out run a raptor.
Remember when people were cheering that Colin Trevorrow was returning to JP and loved his Star Wars script? Seems the bullshit praise given to him by mouth breathers had gone to his head
Those people must've conveniently missed _The Book of Henry._ Hopefully studios learn their lesson and stop hiring this hack.
More evidence that the first Jurassic World got praise and popularity based exclusively on nostalgia. Once the novelty wore off people realized how stupid this shit is.
@@Dreadjaws training raptors like dolphins was it for me. Don’t even like Chris pratt after that
@@Dreadjaws Nostalgia needs to die, people need to let the past go and get with the current and the new. All this shit does is taint the past and hog the spotlight from those that have something new and interesting to say.
My favorite part of Dominion was when Blue said “It’s Raptin’ Time” to Owens. What a beautiful moment.
I really enjoyed that sequence with Claire crawling away from the Dino after landing in the ejector seat in the tree. However it was motivated by stupidity on Claire’s part. The Dino wasn’t interested in her to begin with, it was hunting the deer and totally distracted. Had she just stayed where she was and not decided to crawl away, she’d have been fine. However, as I said, I liked this sequence because it was one of the few examples of TENSION! I miss the tension in these movies, the original JP is still unbelievably tense even though I’ve probably watched it 50 times since it’s release. I need less loud spectacle and action and more slow burn scenes. For example, the build up to our first encounter with the T-Rex, from the moment the vehicles break down outside the paddock, it’s so tense and it slowly gets more and more intense, the goat disappears, night falls, pouring rain obscures the windows of the vehicles, culminating with the vibration in the cups of water and FINALLY, the T-Rex appears with a huge eye looking into the car! The use of animatronic here is incredible (even in 2022, it holds up) it feels real and the acting is perfect. None of the 5 sequels have come close to this scene, there are 1-2 scenes in JP2 that are kinda tense, the raptors in the field closing in on a group of people is pretty scary. I think they need to remember what made JP so incredible, it’s not just having Dinosaurs, making them fight and kill people, although the Jurassic World trilogy doesn’t even have the Dinos eat many people. They just give the Dinos way too much screen time, there’s never any build up to an introduction, not even an attempt to obscure them, they are fully onscreen, fully lit in daytime all the time. They lose any mystery or sense of awe! I think the reason I adore Jurassic Park so much is because Steven Spielberg uses the same techniques and he used so effectively in Jaws, what you can’t see is often more scary. You barely see the shark, just flashes here and there, the opening scene terrifies me and left me with a fear of sharks, dark/open water for life, you never even SEE the shark during this scene! Anywho, if you read this far, thank you for your patience, I mostly wrote this for myself to get it off my chest after seeing Dominion on my own earlier! I was so irritated by the excessive amount of Dinosaurs fighting, lack of peril and the contrived scenes and plot armour!
That was indeed the best scene from the movie. I was realy hooked on that scene and the tension was so great. Wish we had more of that in the movie but yeah. Second best thing was Jeff Goldblum. Aside that the movie is a real shitshow. Almost fell asleep in the theater and that normaly never happens to me
@@instrumentaldude8349 want to hear the funny part?, that dinosaur is a therizenosaurus. It's a herbivore. Aka having no interest in actually killing and eating things
I agreed with the first couple lines, but you probably could've skipped the rest... haha
I agree with you 100%! This is what I mean when I say the magic of JP is long gone. It's not scary or emotional anymore. It's just things happening with dinosaurs thrown in
I just remember I was keep asking why would she move and make noise if she know it is blind through the entire scene, the tension was so forced and it didnt work for me
Dominion is a betrayal of all that made Jurassic Park a classic masterpiece. It's a betrayal of Crichton's profound ideas and Spielberg's visionary imagination. It's a betrayal of the arts of animatronics and CGI and managed to bring out the worst in both. It's a betrayal of dinosaur portrayal in media, one of the aspects that made Jurassic Park such a historical film, not just a major blockbuster. It's a betrayal of childhood memories, like all other 2015 franchise awakenings. The only thing that might cause one to consider it slightly, just slightly, better than horrendous movies like Dark Fate and Rise of Skywalker is that it didn't slay its legacy characters nor its established lore.
The movie, like water, has no taste, no color, and no scent. It starts with a somehow promising first act, middles with a lousy second act, before ending with a corny-as-fuck third act.
Colin Treverrow took proved himself a total creatively bankrupt. The movie ends with another iteration of his JW's final battle. He forces us to see the same old shit again, only this time with different species and a new big-bad dinosaur. Even Rexy was treated the same (a fake death before its final teaming up and triumph). Alan and Ellie's characters were reduced to mere comedic reliefs, and Dodgson's character was murdered in cold blood. The rest were just ok/meh. The movie's end takes us back to TLW's finale, only with a change of location (Dolomites' valley instead of Sorna), which confirms that the latter was the only worthy sequel, and everything that came after it was superfluous.
And although it's the movie with the most dinosaur species in the franchise, it somehow feels the least. The majority of species are presented in blink-and-you-will-miss-it shots or merely in the background, and the ones that get more screen time were handled very, very poorly.
There is no doubt that this is the weakest link in an overall atrocious trilogy, with JW coming second and the Fallen Kingdom being the best of the three.
This is the first JW movie I'll not give a second or a third watch in the theatre. Enough is enough. I, as Malcolm sarcastically put it in what might be the best line in the movie, "am not a fan," and I will never be.
TLDR plz
Agreed. Both this and Fallen Kingdom made me appreciate Jurassic Park 3 way more. At least that was only 90 minutes and had a few good moments with the dinos... This truly made me bored of dinosaurs, something I thought I'd never say. Keep Colin Treverrow away from anymore franchises plz 🙏
Calm down, its not replacing anything.
Also fallen kingdom the best? Maybe the first half, but the second half was shitttt
I agree with everything but the statement that Fallen Kingdom was the best of the three. This one is just an entire standard deviation worse than FK was whereas it was only a few degrees worse than JW.
Just confirms that The Lost World was the only sequel that was good. Even JP3 wasnt that bad compared to this
They should've explored the dangers of dinosaurs in society like alan grant said "how can we possibly have the slightest idea what to expect". And then have people and the government create a task force to eliminate or capture these dangerous creatures.
Already done in the park management game so in figured thats where this was going..boy was i wildly wrong
Yeah it's perfect to have a film where they monitor the Dinos in a "secured environment" followed by a group of Dino-rights activists who allow them to live amongst the modern world and the heroes of the film have the balance of being in awe of the Dinos but know that they shouldn't be alive so they fight whether to let them live or die.
@@MaestroJericho I thought too that this movie was going to explore a smart eco-ethics-political plot like that. Boy I was wrong! The political turmoil would've easily explain away why the military doesnt intervene.
Imagine if 15 animals escaped from a zoo. (That's how many dinosaurs escaped at the end of the last one). It wouldn't just take a few hours to catch them all, or just shoot them (giraffes aren't bulletproof, nor were actual dinosaurs). Nope.......they would overrun the Earth!
There was more then 15. Some off screen plus other companies are cloning them too so there way more out there then what we saw
Blue talking to kidnapper on phone: "I will look for you, I will find you and I will kill you."
Kidnapper: "You can talk?!"
Blue:"I have a particular set of skills."
Kidnapper:"But you're a dinosaur!"
Blue:"I'm a dinosaur."
Let us all take a moment to remember the beautiful two novels written by Michale Crichton ; and now let us take a moment to realize how this film mocks both of those books due to lack of good wiriting , a poor screen play and too many unnecessary scenes.
edit the scene out where the girl kicks the raptor and i agree.
LOL no it doesn't the whole Locust plot was very Crichton
My 9 old daughter is a a big Jurassic Park/World fan and was really excited for Dominion but in the middle of the movie she was like this is not Jurassic Park.
I kept looking over to my friend during this movie and noticing he would look at me at the same time, both of us making faces every time something unbelievable happened. Just a handful that AJ missed were at the beginning when a typical white van was outrunning trucks with off-road tires through the nevada desert. Another was when Owen was herding the Dinos and was able to hold a rope around a big ass dinosaur’s neck as it pulled on it and somehow he was able to continue holding on without being dragged across the ground.
I thought I obtained a head injury. Turns out it was just me listening to the outline of this film.
The only part of the movie that I legitimately was into was when Ian had the burning locust on the stick and saved the rest of the party from the giganotosaurus. It was the only time I felt there was tension and like someone was possibly going to die.
Agreed. Felt like this was Ian's redemption moment form the first JP because of how he messed up the flare then.
I'm sure the modern audience would've been perfectly happy with a simple movie about Claire breeding herself with the dinosaurs instead.
i can tell you frequent 4chan often
U need to to quit rule 34 for a while...
Bruh..
Based
I'd buy that for a dollar!
It was literally two hours of movie clichés, heavy plot armor and cgi galore. I was happy when it finally ended.
All the comments that are defending this movie and getting salty over their opinion are exactly the kind of people they are talking about lol.
I respect your opinion because of your profile picture
It gets even worst! People are like "Alex shouldnt of been so mean!"
@@Subject_Keter he doesn't have to be tho
Sure they are whine asses but you can't also do that either
@@Subject_Keter Being mean might hurt the feelings of the corporation that generated the product!
Let me explain this movie with a phone conversation.
Me - “hey boss. Listen, there is a t-rex in my back yard rightnow “
Boss - “omg. Thats so scary. You are still coming in to work right?”
….that is this whole movie.
Another example if never seeing a movie with a release date before a script
You know, Claire did not have to parachute out of the plane and get separated. All three of them would have survived the plane crash
The didn't know if they would have survived the car crash
What was weird about that scene is that the one parachute is attached to the wrong chair. Why wouldn’t the pilot attach the parachute to her seat? That made no sense to me.
Don't they have modern weapons in this world? I'm pretty sure that dinosaurs would stand no chance against tanks, helicopters, rocket launchers, etc. You can probably reliably kill dinosaurs with Medieval weapons like crossbows and ballistas. In fact, even prehistoric humans were able to hunt giant animals like mammoths.
They’re saving those for the legal gun owners in America according to the democrats
Yes, but the movie would be over in no time.
peta and other liberal groups would put a stop to that.
It's the same premise that keeps any zombie movie from being a realistic scenario.
You could kill any dinosaur with a .50 calibre rifle like an American Barrett M1 or British AS50. Even the big ones.
Apache Gunships. Hellfire missiles. Tomahawk Cruise missiles. Tanks...yep theyd be screwed.
I've always said they should have leaned into Dr. Wu (James Wong) being the secret, Bond Level Mastermind behind it all, as in he has always wanted to bring the dinos back to rule the world, and replace humanity ('Humanity is a Virus On Earth' motivation) ^_^
When they showed Dodson was the main antagonist, I was so excited knowing his death in the books was one of the worst. I know we are miles away from the books now but I hoped they’d try to pay some form of homage to what came before it. Yes his death was poetic with him being the one who sent Nedry to die by the same type of dinosaur that would kill him, but it could’ve been better. And the cutaways from kills were way to prevalent. Even the last movies main baddy had a pretty graphic death. Fun to watch, easy to point out flaws. 🤷🏼
I wanna know how he found the shaving cream can.
@@hothotheat3000 Maybe he had people enter the old abandoned Jurassic Park and find the remains of Nedry and search the area for it
@@hothotheat3000 I know this is old post but I wanna add this for anyone reading this can learn it from history.
There's a game called Jurassic Park: The Game that was made by Telltale. It explains how they found the shaving cream, but I don't know if the director borrow that game for canon purpose
I love how there was no security anywhere in the movie😂😂
My argument is, there is no way there were that many dinosaurs in the mansions basement. So where did all these others come from?
The movie does address that, by saying that a black market has been created, so more are being bred (and that Biosyn in particular is deliberately creating more realistic ones). It doesn't make any freaking sense, but it's certainly explained.
@@Dreadjaws That something but it basically "Where WAS Father Elijah in Fallout Dead Money" question that ruins something.
But it would take alot of years and purposefully releasing animals to increase breeding pairs for them to be a meanace.
*explode
Straight out of Colin Trevorrow's ass
@@Subject_Keter no it wouldn't
Remember JP1 the dinos escaped and breed in hours
And the eggs hatched days later
First Jurassic Park = look how incredible these visual effects are, unlike anything you've seen before
Ever since then = .......still struggling to write a story that anyone cares about
It's one of the best examples of a franchise that never needed to exist, it just had to be a one off piece of work, like matrix, and the mummy, and ghostbusters, and home alone etc.
it's our responsibility not to pay these hollywood executives millions and millions every time they want
Underrated comment 👏
You remember that one time in Jurassic Park when the barbasol can had dino dna? That was awesome!
And remember that one time, in Jurassic Park, where, where Dr. Grant had that velociraptor claw? You remember that?
I member that!
"clapping"
The pirate flintlock got me that was a good one.
Nah guys Claire can outrun a trex in heels, her wearing flat foot shoes is her removing her limiters which is why she can run as fast as a motorcycle
The Rex walked
The trex after 20 years of being fed by humans, with a flare and being somewhat domesticated at the time wouldnt just full out attack her for no reason. I always took it that the Rex was just following her out of curiosity and expecting to be fed.
You guys forgot about another just so happens moment where Claire is about to be killed by the dilophosaurus and Owen comes OUT OF NOWHERE AND GRABS IT BY ITS THROAT i audibly laughed in the theater at that moment
Dude I totally forgot about that, that shit was HELLACIOUSLY funny
That frustrated me the most lol
Jurassic World: It just so happens.
I will take Alex's advise "Just don't ever watch it" still haven't seen the second one even. First one was bad enough for me. Thanks guys.
You’ll forget about it as soon as it’s over. It was trash. Go see Top Gun instead.
@@hothotheat3000 Already saw it first weekend.
@Jimbo Bimbo Saw that in the theatre myself back in the day, quite disappointing.
Lmao i knew that commercial with the guy eating the burger was going to be better than the actual movie. Thx for the review Joe,you guys do a great job
This movie was totally a "Just so happens"/10
Thanks for saving me time!!
Just replayed all of the Gears of War games and hearing all this talk about Locusts is really making me chuckle for no reason.
"His Irish accent is trying to come out at every second."
...yeah...uh...Sam Neil is from New Zealand.
How is Claire NOT IN JAIL after the 1st movie even....
How they got the child from the 2nd movie? What about the mansion?
I just can't.....
Oh my god like how is she not facing the Death penalty after her actions directly resulted in the deaths of dozens of people.
Someone needs to count how many times joe said “it just so happens” in the video
I keep forgetting about Dr. Wu being a character in this series so when he came in all depressed and hopeless I was thinking to myself, "Weren't they making this guy like a mad (evil) geneticist?"
I also couldn't help but feel the black market area as too goofy, the CG dinosaurs in contrast to ones that look like real puppets, the problem is you have CG dinosaurs where people aren't reacting when the big ones are free while these little Star Wars-like puppet dinosaurs are lazing about and look cartoonish in contrast.
Cold blooded dinosaurs living in the Sierra Nevadas in the winter at the beginning was really awesome. Then I love how the dino sanctuary was nestled in the Italian Dolomites where it was winter with snow and frozen lakes, but also simultaneously a warm humid swampy forest at slightly lower elevation, but then the fire bugs start falling and the entire valley goes up like a tinder box.
- No Spinosaurus cameo. Only a little skeleton in Dr. Grant's tent.
- The same copy and paste ending as Jurassic World but with different dinos.
- Too much focus on Locusts, though I did appreciate how silly the Dr. Evil plan was of achieving "Dominion" over the Earth by being the only source of crops.
- Somewhat poor dinosaur CGI in places. Maybe I was spoiled by how good Prehistoric Planet on Apple looked?
- No stakes. All the good guys survive. Even the side characters.
My franchise ratings:
Jurassic Park: 10/10
Jurassic Park 2: 8/10
Jurassic Park 3: 8/10 (Yep)
Jurassic World: 7/10
Fallen Kingdom: 4/10
Dominion: 6.5/10
I didn't hate it as much as most people, but it's only slightly above average in my books. Could have been a lot better.
I appreciate your honesty. 👍✌️
Jurassic park 3 an 8/10 ??
@@georgew3270 Hell yeah.
@@georgew3270 of course it's iconic
@@georgew3270 it’s an 8/10 for the raptors alone. That film has the best depiction of the velociraptor imo
Say what you want about Rise of Skywalker, that promised Palpatine and we got Palpatine, JW Dominion promised dinosaurs living among humans and instead we got giant locusts.
That ending though. Lmao!
Lmfao!!! When you were talking about the flaming locusts falling on the dinosaurs and they're like "oh shit, not again..." lol!!!
RIP Ellie's husband Mark and her son Charlie
This just so happens to be so funny 😂 gd job 👍✌️
That news report cracked me up don’t know why 🤣
Alex's quote about forgetting how to breathe slayed me.
I just wanted to watch Top Gun Maverick again in imax this weekend, but all my theaters have this booked instead 😟
Same, I was sooo disappointed..I waited too long to rewatch maverick. Im so Glad I saw it once in imax
Just so happens the evil ceo is the same guy that paid Dennis to steal the embryos in the original
Dotson!! We got Dotson over here!!!!
Nobody cares
@@robovinefilms1811 “it’s best if you don’t use my name” for real, nobody. Haven’t heard a single reviewer mention him.
I just seen the movie in the cinema yesterday. I was wondering where all these dinosaurs came from within 4 years!! I thought there was the handful that escaped the house to the whole world being covered.
I also wished for more water scenes.
I wanted more of the Mosasaurus
@@jesusbarraza6164 same!
@ 28:38 I couldn’t stop laughing at this scene it’s like we missed another shot of them running to the ladder and it jumps to them all up the ladder
You can only expect the audience to accept so much bs
Not if they are Biden voters.
You'd be surprised Creed.
The average person is so stupid now a day's I don't discount anything anymore
That's the problem with so many people accepting such mediocre movies like fallen kingdom as "entertainment". They'll just keep rehashing the same shit as long as it makes money.
@@israelsaadesnoozer377 Oh yeah, there's a difference between observing a film and consuming a movie. One is done by an intelligent individual, the other by a mindless consumer.
“It just so happens!” LMFAO plz use this in more reviews. You guys had me crying with this feview
Angry Joe drinking game - Every time the boys say “it just so happens” take a drink.
One part they forgot about was the ADS. Ellie was told on the helicopter ride over exactly what the ADS is but then later in the film when they need to turn it back on she has no clue what it is. If they needed to remind a character (audience) what the ADS is then Maisie would have been the best as she's the only one who doesn't know from what we've seen.
Weaponizing nostalgia^ Perfect comment. Awesome review guys, I watched halfway thru.... this was the last one they done? I was done.... haha!