Jurassic Park: Fallen Kingdom - Angry Movie Review
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- Опубліковано 21 чер 2018
- AngryJoe, OtherJoe & Alex rail on the not so good 5th Jurassic Park film, but could it possibly setup a good or interesting 6th film? Joe thinks so!
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The saddest point in the movie, is when they leave Little Foot's mom on the dock. The poor thing does a trick when it dies
I like to think she survived, as Chris Pratt survived the exact same situation.
Little Foot and his mother were Apatosaurus. It was a Brachiosaurus that was left on the dock.
That's why nobody likes you, Joshua
" they left us they left us "
@@jackj9816 Who's "us"?
I have one simple request for the third installment. And that is to have dinosaurs with frickin' laser beams attached to their head!
apple54345 i see you are a man of evil. Dr. Evil. "evil music intensifies"
Boi we have the latest in genetic technology... MAKE ME A FUCKING DRAGON!
Christian Gibson I want a fucking Dragon lol
They keep making raptor/t rex hybrids
Give me a stegasauras, pterodactyl, tricerarops, dilopasaruas hybrid
Oh yeah, it's a GODDAMNED DINOSAUR LASER FIGHT!
Dino-Tree Huggers: We want to save The Dinosaurs!!
Me: Ok! Let’s save The Herbivores. They aren’t a threat to our lives.
Umm, the head butting dino was a herbivore.
Me: Well, we don't to have too much Herbivores, do we?
All of those herbivores can kill a human
The bronciosaurus was the only one they should’ve saved 😂
Ahh no. Tell that to the ecosystems that real tree-huggers are always going on about
Legend has it a very long time ago, Alex enjoyed a motion picture.
Probably did because long ago movies weren't all absolute dog shit
Did you go see that movie? Did you like it?
@@mydemon I didn’t like it very much, but I enjoyed Jurassic World
@@ICanHasGnarGnar *2 years later*
@@pedrolomeli8735 true
Let me guess. The guy on the left didn't like it. Lol
cause its not marvel movie
He shit on everything
karl jonson no one liked it
Well it was kinda bad movie...
Idk about you lot but i lile alex being there, he basically brings things back down alittle and play devils advocate, like its good to have diverse opinions on movie, i will admit tho, sometimes he complains about nothing but i enjoy him here
This thumbnail accurately represents every one of the reviews, Joe is Silly, other joe is slightly less silly and the other dude is kinda just grumpy. xd
Machuw yea idk why but they give me a Spongebob, Patrick and Squidward vibe lol
Lol upvote this plz
Alcatraz _XV holy shit you're right.
The other dude is always grumpy. I think he's given like 1 positive review to anything. And if I remember correctly, it was to a bad movie.
Hahaha lmao dude that is so true!!
Jurassic world becoming the next transformers series?
Tamer Ciftci the Jurassic worlds are actually pretty good lol I’d watch them at the movies and outside the movies, same for the first pacific rim.
+Tamer Ciftci Okay?
Hollywood has succeeded. They have officially dumbed down the Jurassic Park series even more. Congrats? :-/
I wouldn't go that far.
Garrick Groover I know right??
My first thought when they started mixing dinosaurs: WHY NOT MIX A TREX AND A PTERODACTYL?!?
Then you would create a WMDD: Weapon(s) of Massive Destructive Dinosaurs.
Why not mix all of the dinosaurs😈😈😈😈
@This Guy its a fake movie about fake lizards it can be done lol
The Dimorphodon is the closest you are going to get.
@@practicalpisces that's a freaking tigrex.
Jurassic World: Vegas Vacation
Ha ha ha .... 😂
This guy in the theater said "wait, guys theirs an after credits scene" to me and my friends. So we stayed, and then they laughed at us.
No the title will not make sense
That post credits scene was uhh kinda lame tbh in my opinion
Lmao the end credits... And I live in Vegas.....
Despacito Park has been announced
CMDR StarfireIX *ALAN*
CMDR StarfireIX Jurassic Earth trilogy is next.
wait fr?
CMDR StarfireIX Dead meme* has been announced
REALLY?!? KoooOoooolll!!!
Alex's face when Joe gives the final verdict gets me every time
The best part of this movie is the opening with the mosasaurs. That shit was terrifying
All these people crapping on Alex must not have seen very many movies lately Hollywood is putting out almost nothing but unoriginal garbage
Phil Hartmann --- I think he must have stolen their girlfriends in highschool...
Liofa lol yeah
There have not been anything original the last 30 or 40 years or more....
This movie completely relies on nostalgia in order to gain people's money. It's not a film, it's not a passion project, it's a product.
Ganno well... it is a film... that's just a fact.
Things i hate about the movie:
- the mososaur survived in the tank with no food.
- they created another prototype dinosaur
- the main bad guy collecting dinosaur teeth goes into the raptors cage
- keeping dinosaurs in a house
- how they released them into the wild
- how only a handful of dinosaurs in the wild with trackers means we have to co-exist with them
all negatives I agree with. (#1 bugs me alot, guys in the intro legit even make mention of it)
also include how at no point do the bad guys have security.
Claire legit flies off the dock with her truck, magically slams the brakes, hits nothing, puts a cap on, and VIOLA blends in. Then her, Owen, and the IT guy just sneak around and no one notices. They visit the Dino Doctor (who makes no sense cause having never seen a dinosaur before, how would be a paleoveterinarian) and then go get the blood, make a shit ton of noise, and yet still don't get caught
Dave Murrells Mososaur tank could have ways of sharks and dolphins to enter, but small for the Moso to leave
You do realize the Dinosaurs walked around freely....easy access considering the railings were destroyed previously and Mosasaurus had easy pickings for nearby Dinosaurs
Nikki S. Considering the size of that thing, it would need a massive amount of food to survive. It's been years since the park closed.
You forgot Paleo-Vetenarian who's never seen a dinosaur up close and carnivores with 2-3 fingers all have the same blood type.
I love the nonsensical internal logic of the movie. A Paleovetinarian who has never seen a dinosaur before / people staring at dinosaurs in wonder & awe, again as though they had never seen them before, when the plot of the previous film was that they had to make new hybrid dino's because people had become bored of them as a result of the parks success.
Gordon Marshall all these public folk go to the park to see dinasouras it's accessible. An actual dinasour doctor lady doesn't get invited though or can't afford to go ?
+Gordon Marshall I'm assuming you are speaking about the character, Zia Rodriguez. She felt the awe and wonder because she never got to see the Dinosaurs up close and personal, but only watched them through UA-cam videos.
So, next time you wanna make a nitpick comment, like this weak excuse of a comment of yours, know what the hell you are talking about. :)
Rebel Alliance Well that went from 0 to 11 rather quickly ;). I apologize for offending you with my irrelevant weak excuse for an opinion about something that doesn't matter at all.
I think it's only the people who can afford to go who were bored, and rich people tend to get bored faster anyways.
Ugh... regardless of a class struggle plot line that was never presented in JW1... it was a central part of the previous films narrative that the parks senior management / bod felt that they had to create new, bigger, scarier hybrid Dino’s because of attendance drop off, due to the problem that standard Dino’s were becoming mundane or were at least in danger of it. It was also a meta commentary on the film industry and JW itself. But let’s just forget all that, the sequel did.
The thing that pissed me off the most was that in the trailers they teased how the dinosaurs would get free on the main continent with the mosasaurus attacking the surfers and the T-rex roaring with a lion at a zoo and like 3/4 of the movie passes and i'm like : this movie is already too long for them to show us dinosaurs roaming free in a city. They're just gonna set up a sequel. I was looking forward to those scene but it just sets up another movie. The indoraptor was uninteresting. I didn't mind the indominus in the first one but that just feels lazy. They used the t-rex just so it would be in the movie. It doesn't do much outside of the opening scene (which was probably my favourite scene of the movie). As if there we no other dinosaurs that could potentially be more dangerous than raptors and tyrannosaurus rex. I saw some of references to other genetically modified dinosaurs in the first jurassic world with mixes of stegosaurs and triceratops like That would have looked more unique and more interesting to watch than the indominus's cousin. The clone of the girl part was dumb, the girl hiding under the sheets of her bed? DUMBER. At least fucking go under the covers all the way or get a better hiding spot dummy. Dumb military guy getting inside the cage and freeing the indoraptor? Dumb. Dinosaurs being in cages most of the movie? Dumb. Theres so many dinosaurs that has never been in the franchise that could very well be a part of the movie and be dangerous as hell that they dont need to make generic hybrids like the indoraptor. Also even if the dinosaurs are extinct and could kill everyone, Joe just wanting them to let them die is just dumb. They brought them back and they'd be responsible and need to take care of them so they don't become extinct again. I'm never gonna skip a jurassic park movie ever no matter how many sequel they make but this cliffhanger sucked. Even after all this shit i said i still think it's enjoyable at parts but i'm usually easy to please with movies like these.
is it just me or did the mosasaurus sence seem like extra footage that they did not know what to do with? That sence motivated me to see the movie as well. this movie is DUMB
Other problems: The Indoraptor is said to have a better sense of smell than Blue but can't smell anything unless it's looking at it. The Indoraptor is said to take commands better than humans. How is that possible? The Indo rips pieces off a metal staircase like butter, but running full speed at a 2 inch piece of wood completely stops it. They said that they only needed the IT guy so that he could reboot the system, so that means that there was no one else capable of doing that. When Blue gets shot that girl says she's the only one that can heal Blue, so they didn't think they would ever need a medic? When the Hydrogen Cyanide started leaking, anything that breathed it would die in a matter of seconds, yet the dinos are breathing it in for minutes. And that's only a sliver of the problems in this movie.
Gotta say you made your point with the first 2 sentences...did not expect the other storybook you wrote (that I didn’t read) but it’s nice to see someone that’s hyper verbal like myself lol
Guy on left hated it, OJ says 3 words, and Angry Joe constantly talks over both of them. There, saved you 30 minutes.
I lawled
That’s pretty much every movie review haha
Codogcodog That's pretty much every video that features 2 other people. At least when its just AJ & OJ I feel like he at least lets OJ get in his opinion when he asks for it. But when ever its 2 others beside him they start giving an opinion on something and are only able to get out the beginning of it. Before Joe takes their opinion and runs with it himself lol.
Hate to spoil this channel for you......It is his channel!! Dun dun dun!!!! Tell the others to make their own at least.
Yeah, Joe needs to sort out a better 🎤microphone set-up so they get equal volume. It always seems like they’re pushed off to the side of the mics range just so he can easily talk over them
When are you going to review Jurassic World: The Fallen Kingdom?
are you going to go see it?
KOWLOON城牆DREAMS I don’t get the joke
GalaxinaFan joe titled the movie wrong; it says park instead of world.
Ha, cheers, didn't even notice.
You put a "The" when there isn't a "The," so you dun fucked it up, too
Next reboot is Jurassic solar system next reboot Jurassic galaxy next reboot is Jurassic universe next reboot Jurassic dimension this is a joke
Dinosaurs are our way of getting to Mars! You might think this is a bad theory -- but it is just as bad as the movie.
Derp Cat oh I thought you were being serious for a second there
Jurassic galaxy
TheFBoner did you think I would be serious but whatever
Toasted Toast Jurassic Multiverse🤣🤣🤣
BDH's character didn't "change" from letting the dinosaurs live to letting the dinosaurs die.
Her initial rescue mission was to save them from a destructing island and move them to a safe one, with no civilians.
Letting them out on the U.S. mainland is a little different, wouldn't ya say?
This is what I've been saying. The Claire Dearing and Dinosaur Protection Group didn't want to bring the Dinosaurs onto mainland, they wanted to put them on another island. This was so easy to understand, but apparently these three dumbasses manage to not catch that part.
The original Jurassic Park had humor but I feel like Jurassic World relies on Chris Pratt's to deliver it way too much and the only thing he can do in terms of comedy is what he did on Parks & Rec and Guardians Of the Galaxy and that can get kind of annoying as time goes on. Chris Pratt has essentially become George Clooney in the sense that when you go to watch a movie that George Clooney is in, you're not watching him play a character. He plays himself but in different outfits that the movie requires him to put on. Essentially you're watching Chris Pratt do Star Lord but as a guy who likes dinosaurs.
It gets boring watching the same person essentially play the same character over again without anybody new to take in the helm. Thats why Alan Grant was the main character for 1 and then he took a break for 2 in which Ian Malcolm came in. Plus the Indo- dinosaurs are really dumb when it comes to JP. Its a new idea, sure, but I just don't care for different breeds mixed together. Reminds me of a blumhouse film you'd see on Sci-Fi
RedTeamReview I couldn't have said if better myself. Chris Pratt's presence destroys the immersion that I have for these movies. I can tell by the trailer alone that any scene that he's in there won't be a sense of real danger. That element just ruins the movie for me. We are basically watching Star-Lord take on some dinosaurs. Again. I'll wait to watch it when I see it on Netflix.
Exactly what's happening with Dave Batista. (Drax) Just look at him in Hotel Artemis. I hate when actors get stuck in this cycle..
RedTeamReview it’s not that the comedy in older movies was better, it’s that it was organic and made sense and was never forced for the sake of a joke. I swear every new movie has a joke quota and if they don’t reach it half the people working on it will get canned.
I hate comedy in movies today with the only exception of super hero movies because your not supposed to take it seriously.
"Chris Pratt's presence destroys the immersion that I have for these movies"
exactly. when chris pratt is on screen? i know the only person who will die is someone who is unattractive or heavy-set
RedTeamReview Uhhh Chris Pratt really hasn’t been in a movie with someone unattractive or heavy set. Also you need to watch the Magnificent Seven remake. He was actually really good in that film and didn’t rely on his typical humor. He did in some parts but for the most part he didn’t.
OJ - 4/10
AJ - 6/10
Moody Dude on the left - 4/10
moody dude on the left hates everything out of 10
SuperVegeta25Returns it's cuz he's a little bitch
Just watched it, the movie's plot & story is shjt, save your money guys.
I can see it now the next movie is gonna be Jurassic World: The beginning of Turok
So the newest "multi-millionaire budget movies with Billionaire box offices" are anti-capitalists now ? (Last Jedi, Solo, Fallem Kingdom) WTF
Cool Down Expect Incredibles 2, It's doing great at the box office.
Critics are too fucking harsh and are complete assholes, when it comes to movies.
Rebel Alliance No way. Did you see all the critics getting a hard on for the Last Jedi? Many claiming it do be “the best Star Wars yet.” They were the complete opposite of harsh and praised it simply for the brand name.
Funny thing is they aren't anti capitalism they are anti crony capitalism but the idiots writing and directing don't understand the difference cause they are all Marxist
Brief synopsis of every Jurassic Park movie.
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Ignorant tourists get eaten by animals.
JCDenton 2012 One is fine but now rinse and repeat.
JCDenton 2012 actually, it’s more like ”ignorant private soldiers get eaten by animals”
JCDenton 2012 first film tourists werent ignorant since they were the first
Contrary to what some other comments are saying, I actually really appreciate Alex's input.
Best to be honest about what you thought rather than just desperately look for positives that you don't personally see.
The last one was a lot better....this was just a cash run
Relax. Everything down here is dead already.
None of us really matter! They'll just look at our comments and laugh!
I would kill to see a good story driven Jurassic Park game. Like imagine a dead space - inspired Jurassic park where you have to survive on the island, scavenging for supplies while also fending off raptors and avoiding larger dinos
Marcat its called dino crisis
CITO FLORES well shit, that's awesome. Thanks!
It needs to be a free roam JP game
You said ARK?
It’s called Ark: Survival Evolved bruh. Your welcome
The ending of the movie felt like Transformers
The whole “dinosaurs can be our friend” theme is what ruined the movie for me.
Same, dinosaurs work far better as threats than over grown pet dogs... just seems really cringe and ridiculous.
*Jurassic World: The Dino Riders*
Shin Chan this would be so much fun~
Get the rock to ride some trex. Oh~ that’s Jurassic world: rampage!
Shin Chan Jurassic world: a solo story
Yes!!!! Just like the 80s cartoon.
Jurassic World: The Lost Croc Shoe
Canto Bight World : Fallen SJWs
The next movie will be called "Jurassic Wars"! With freaking lasers attached to their heads !!!
Nope it will be called Jurassic World Has Fallen!!!!
I would legit watch that
They may as well make a film about turok.
Nope, its going to be called Jurassic World: Apocalypse because directors haven't learnt that this was bad when Resident Evil(movie series) did it.
NSP - Dinosaur Laser Fight
It was a fun popcorn flix. Not as fun as World 1, but sets up more fun for the 3rd one.
Favorite scene, the Indoraptor smiling. It was a horribly stupid set up, but seeing a raptor smile was priceless.
Why is Joe always wearing the same shirt. Literally, every video he has it on.
I bet it would be difficult to talk to the guy on the left about anything. When it comes to conversations, he's not a very flexible person or open minded, he sticks to one thought without ever leaving his zone of comfort and attempting to explore new realms of possibilities and learning why others think the way they do. Its just his way of doing things. He has automated responses in his head and never tries to evolve his way of thinking
Romi Rom no actually he is the most honest and real side reviewer that Joe has had yet. All the others just agree with Joe the whole time. Alex has improved the movie reviews in my opinion
Shawn Reinhart OJ isn't just a yes man. The problem is usually when anyone has a different opinion. They a barely able to expand on it. Before AJ cuts them off argues against it and then that's it. Only person I truly ever thought just agreed with everything Joe said when it comes to movie reviews was Delrith as not sure he has ever had really a single original opinion on a film that Joe didn't already expand upon.
Rom romi he didnt like the piss poor movie and he doesnt have to.
Dose him with some mushrooms!
My guy that's good. It means we're getting different opinions in these reviews. If they all just conformed to each other's opinions then what's the point of having three reviewers. We don't want an echo chamber, we want different perspectives
-Why does the evil business guy not simply have Owen and Claire killed after he murdered the old guy with his own hands? Because movie.
-Why does Owen not get burned from being less than a ruler’s length from lava? Because movie.
-Why does Owen move his legs first after being hit with a tranquilizer when his legs should be the last thing he can move? Because movie
-Why does the genetically engineered super predator have trouble catching up to a little girl in a straight run? Because movie
-Why does the T-rex repeatedly appear out of nowhere, unnoticed, to save everyone? Because movie
-Why can the T-rex be used as a blood donor for the raptor? Because movie
-Why does the kid release the dinosaurs while inspirational music plays despite Goldblum preaching adnausium about how this exact thing would be very, very, very bad? Because fuck this movie
darkblood626 I refer to this as "the script is showing."
That prototype Dino was garbage. Had enhanced smell but couldn’t smell them on the other side of a Display. That stupid little girl “I had to, we had to make a third movie “ should’ve been what she said when she released them
darkblood626
Lol i love when people doing this. Sure i agree that the Movie was not a Masterpiece and more like Average but if you want and search for logical fails then you could do this with every Movie and say they are shit like with the Original Star Wars Triology or with Jurassic Park 1.
Susaku Zero- feel free to try. I doubt you'll find anything as bad as what's in movie.
darkblood626 yeah i also thought it was stupid they made that raptor to br the ultimate battle dino yet it cant catch a little girl lol
Honestly, Joe Johnston is not a competent director and neither is Colin.
He's crap at his job. Jurassic Park III is garbage that shouldn't have come out.
It needed to end at TLW: Jurassic Park with Lost World including the side-stories from Jurassic Park: the Game. Then the rest of this crap shoot wouldn't have happened. Joe Johnston and Colin Trevorrow do terrible movies.
Okay?
You're 2 movies behind man
Colin Trevorrow didn't direct this one.
Jurassic Park 3 came out 20 years ago, and wasn't a great movie, but it definitely wasn't garbage.
@@ChrisThomas-xq1ft Honestly in my opinion, none of the Jurassic Park movies are garbage. I like all of them, even Jurassic Park III and Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom.
That Pachycephalosaurus needs a "Move Bitch, Get out the way bitch, Get out the way!" playing when it's kicking ass! lol
Are you going to review the game now?
Ryan Gulliver Honestly don’t think he will give it a good review.
To me i just think it should have been a mobile game and i'm sure they will agree with me.
MysticStrike ForceSSJ3 No, absolutely not. A phone can’t handle all the gameplay and graphics the game has. Not to mention they already have a mobile game. The game is overpriced I’ll give you that but that’s because the developers didn’t have all the time they wanted to make the game.
The game being $60 is the reason why i haven't purchased it yet. It looks alright to me but i'll wait for it to go on sale. I was hoping to see a review from Joe about it even though it's pretty hard to miss since all the youtube gamers are playing it.
Ryan Gulliver It’s fun at first, then gets boring and repetitive around island four. Graphics are good, dinosaur selection is decent. A lot of missing things that should be in the game like a day and night cycle, sleeping dinosaurs, breeding dinosaurs, decorations, attractions available. The game does decent in replay ability, just gets dry. I would wait... but I know the developers will keep fixing the game.
But u sure loved Suicide Squad and Terminator Genisys!!!
SuperNerdBrizzy
Opinions!!!
He's admitted to giving Suicide Squad too high of a score. He was drunk lol
It’s what happens when someone with no experience in films judge films
Kaue Leao They're all reviewing it subjectively instead of objectively.
buttons551 isn't that the point of this series? Everyone knows these guys aren't educated film critics. They're basic consumers like the MAJORITY of the viewerbase of these movies. In that sense, what they say is MORE important than what any hard core film analyst has to say really.
And the movie was shit. Clichéd and not even thrilling.
Something little Joe said that was wrong. The mansion had the lab underneath it before the original park was even built. Wasn't hard to follow at all.
DrumhellerParanormal They just nitpick so much.
Rebel Alliance And that they should that's what the review is about. I just picked up on the mistake right away, I went into this movie not wanting to see it.
or how Joe said dinosaurs will not breed because they're all females. As if this thread has not been resolved in original Jurassic Park.
+DrumhellerParanormal Wat? :I
+Nieznajomy43 They did confirmed that there were some male Dinosaurs on Jurassic World/Isl Nublar. Must have been the ones on Isla Sorna.
Also, DID ANYONE ELSE NOTICE A BABY TRICERATOPS IN THE FILM??? They were clearly breeding on the island.
I havnt seen it yet. But I’ll wait for $5.00 Tuesday. I’ll go see it for $5 Bucks.
To go v.
Blade cvgloturt(c yeah I’m not sure where am I watching the songs are over the watch yeah oh agh Zach C lgb
God my man on the left doesn’t like AMYTHING. Always so angry
Clinton Cook he's used as a substitute for when Joe isn't actually angry
He likes movies with substance, not spectacle. Look at the movies they've been reviewing! All "entertaining" and "spectacle" but pretty much zero to offer aside from that.
Let me guess, the guy on the left hates it
Like how it says park instead of world lol
So how about that Turok movie coming out?
Megazord Chronic omg yes need
Watch it get shit on by AngryJoe.
I've only seen one video game based movie I thought was good and that was Hitman with Timothy Olyphant.
TheManlyVIK you gotta see Hitman Agent 47, Tomb Raider 2018 and the first Mortal Kombat, they were all good.
My son aged 9 loved the film, but I had issues. Angry joe was spot on with how silly a lot of it was. The first part of the film was like king kong and the other half reminded me of Aliens. The girl was like Newt from Aliens with the lead actors wanting to protect her. Also they could have made a fortune with human cloning instead of dinosaurs.
If your son is 5 years. He wil praide whatever junk movie he says
It’s starting to get old how Alex shits on literally EVERY movie. I understand he can like or dislike whatever movie he wants but he rarely ever focuses on the positives of a movie when he reviews them. He just talks about the negatives. Even when he reviewed Infinity War he gave it a good score but he mostly talked about things he didn’t like. Joe either needs to get Delrith back or just some one else because Alex has no life in him and is just boring.
Did you see Delrith on the E3 videos?? He was just a useless, negative, slob. They are both bad haha
Daniel Smith No I didn’t see those. So I guess Joe just needs to find someone else or only he and other Joe review movies.
Han Solo
Yeah sometimes it feels like he is this Old Man on a Park bench talking with another Old Man about the good old times and how everything was better in the good old days. But it feels like that Joe actualy want this. Its like ok i need you too play a Role of a Grumpy Cat who say everything was shit instead of making a Review and talk about the good and the bad things.
Omg you just said about Alex exactly what I was I was thinking!!
He does not shit on every movie you're either lying to yourself or haven't really watched these reviews. Honestly you people will find anything to complain about. I'm all for valid criticisms but this is getting ridiculous. He has been more negative than positive, yeah, but can you blame him? We've been getting a lot of bad and disappointing movies lately. If he's more critical of a movie that's FINE. Even good movies shouldn't be 100% praised. If he finds valid criticisms in a movie then I think he should voice them. From what I've seen his critiques have been mostly all valid as well
I can’t believe pretty much all of the movie was in the trailer
With everyone taking a dump on JwFK, you have to realize they are out of source material. Marvel is doing great because they have thousands of comics of source materials. There are only 2 books to the Jurassic franchise. Micheal Chrichton, the author is dead and has been for 10 years. The fan base waited since 2001 for any Jurassic and we (the fan base) loved it and you have to give credit to directors doing their best with no source material
I agree with you. I applaud to the directors for being creative. These assholes are being cunts just thinking they're smarter than anyone else.
Ugly Guy Lets be honest in today's world if there isn't already source material to back the film it's probably going to be a shitty film...
He gave SUICIDE SQUAD a higher score than THIS! Let that sink in for a moment.
maybe cuz this movie sucks?
Lol you guys will never let it go huh? Im dead 😂😂😂
DangerVille i guess people have different tastes. But idk why everyone sets these same standards to all movies. An Action/Horror Movie does not need a perfect Story LOL
DangerVille Joe gave Suicide Squad and Terminator Genesis 8/10 lol
I enjoyed Suicide Squad though xD
He changes it to a 5/10 in the spoilers section.
godzillarex888 cuz he says the truth lol
godzillarex888 what did he say with suicide squad, yeah it wasn't a great movie but it wasn't a bad it had alot of good elements in it that kept you watching and wanting to see what happened next the characters we're pretty good of course you prob hate the joker and harley quinn but other then them it was a fine movie with a good plot, setting and ending
godzillarex888 this movie was legit trash he gave a 5/10 and that's fair
The dinosaurs didn't feel like they were animals. More like a cartoonish version of animals. The scene with the Brachiosaurus is pure nostalgia fan service. The animal walked in a dilapidated park. Took 1 bite of the palm tree and walk away. Like WTF animals don't just take 1 bite. They hang around munching on the tree for a while. And why the fuck did the Pachycephalosaurus broke through the wall like a cartoon character? And what's up with the T-Rex? He just keeps popping in the scene biting the villains and runs away.
Yeah , there were a lot of scenes where i feel like i'm watching the previous films . Maybe fallen kingdom is paying homage , but even so i'd appreciate it if it did it's own thing.
I don’t know how anyone can go into the movie excited or surprised considering the f**cking trailers have ruined everything I was originally going to see both the incredibles 2 and fallen kingdom tomorrow at the drive in but I can’t because they’re playing on 2 separate screens at same time so I had to pick and I went with the incredibles 2 for 2 reasons 1. It may not be there next week when I do go to see the fallen kingdom and 2. I can go into that movie not knowing anything but I can’t with fallen kingdom because the studio thinks “ok we need to get people into the theatre to see the movie so throw everything from the film into the trailers that’ll get people into the theatre” I mean there’s difference between getting people excited for a film and outright spoiling I mean avengers infinity war and the incredibles 2 did this why can’t other films do this that’s part of the reason films are suffering now a days because you throw everything into the trailer thus you’re making people not wanna go see the movie because they got nothing to be hyped about because all that hype was destroyed in the trailer
I HATED the first Fallen Kingdom trailer for that reason. Why are they showing so many action & suspense scenes in the trailer? Like the girl hiding in bed at the end. The T-Rex "saving" them during the escape from the island. Why did they ruin that??? Fuck
It's easy, did you see the trailer? You already saw the movie.
What is the song at the very end of this video.. it's been in my head for days
I laughed when Blue smelled the gas and knew what was gonna happen
I asked for JW. We have no dinosaur movies. Literally none.
karl jonson i agree there was a lack of dinosaur movies out there i just think something else should have been made than a reboot of the jurassic park franchise because there’s just so much you can do with that concept before it gets old. In the end it was a financial decision and a film with the jurassic name will sell more tickets
TheRedDevil Like time travel or something like that. Going back to dino age. Although Terra nova already did that.
Here is the short review:
The movie copies every iconic moment from the Jurassic Park 25 years ago and manages to not only fuck up every one of them, but has even LESS realistic dinosaurs, worthless side characters, and main characters who have zero depth.
The plot has so many holes that it rips in half and everything just falls into an super plot hole.
Remember when the bad guys were the carnivore dinosaurs and there was suspense because everyone was on a secluded island with no help? Welp all that is fucking gone and the majority of the story focuses on tree humpers who want to save the CLONES of a dead species of monsters who would be really dangerous to have roaming around the world and evil rich people who are evil because they are rich and want to own some of these cloned monsters...........
When you really think about it the tree humpers were the REAL evil ones, since they were willing to unleash the monsters into the real world where they would kill people and get killed by hunters and poachers while the rich people would have kept them in large habitats and they would have lived long and protected lives.
They also were blatantly ignoring the reality that these things are CLONES and all the real dinosaurs are fucking dead! But no we much endanger humanity to save a bunch of lab projects who are not suited for this new world.
Fuck this movie was terrible.
Nidhoggr it was the girl that released the dinos not anyone else tho and the "tree humpers" only wanted to save them by putting them in sanctuarys not unleash them into wild
Less realistic Dinosaurs? What kind of bullshit did u watch they looked great
Nah :3
WHAT'S THIS??????? A person who dislikes a sequel to a popular franchise??? I'VE NEVER HEARD SOMETHING LIKE THIS BEFORE!!!!
Completely agree. Someone menitoned it before but every new movie they make is worse than the previous one. I have no idea how they managed to do this pile of shit with all the funds and time they had.
Alex is so smug it kills me.
Alex's face when Joe says the original Jurassic Park wasn't good...Ooof shots fired
"Correct the mistake, the Lord volcanoes the island to wipe out the dinosaurs . . . humans take them off the island and release them."
Way to go humans! Now the Lord has to volcano the entire planet! lol
Keep Alex I like his feedback. The most levelheaded of the three.
Ronald Delval --- Yup, if want to know if it's shit or not listen to him.
Then you might as well stay home and not watch movies. Alex shits on practically every movie, even the good ones.
Its not just cuz he doesnt like everything, hes sooo boring and stares at the camera with a smug dead face and rarely contributes anythig
maybe because joe doesn't let him talk?
Filip Mrcela That’s why he’s a meme
It's not giving spoilers if you say stuff that was shown in the trailers i.e. literally the whole movie.
The most hilarious part in this movie is when indoraptor smirk at the audience while playing dead... the producer should dress that raptor in tuxedo and give it wine glass already.
It does not feel like joe and his crew ever come to these reviews prepared or have done any prep work done.
From what I understand they jump into the review the moment they come back from watching the movie so... does watching the movie count as prep work ? :D
Love OtherJoe calling out Joe "you usually do." - Lmao! - Also Alex is always appreciated, that guy is almost always on the level and consistently has good points.
Isn't it bad that i love this movie? These comment seem to be salty about it.
Zachary Putnam they are probably just being followers.
I love the movie too. These comments are just a bunch of butthurts looking for attention.
People are expecting an Oscar worthy film, when it’s clear this was always supposed to be a blockbuster.
I loved the first Jurassic Park and liked Jurassic World. This movie was unexpectedly great in my opinion. Especially after watching the awful trailers for it. I bet most people complaining about this movie haven't even watched it yet.
@Kyla Rinzo: * sees a comment who disagrees with the negative comments about a film * yOuR CoMmEnT sEeMs tO bE SaLtY aBoUt OpInIoNs.
i liked the movie but i have to agree that there was no sense of danger for the main characters. i kinda believe its done for all the kids n stuff that theres like no real gore or whatever because kids need to see the movie so the parents can buy a lot of toys and so that there is a bigger audience. characters have to die like in game of thrones or something idk. the black science guy shouldnt have been the funny type but just more like a normal main science character that you could kill off because the supposed to be funny people rarely die :p
When are they going to stop making the family friendly JP films and make Michael Crichton's Jurassic Park?
You have to realize that children watch these films, and the ones who want to buy the toys and merch of Jurassic World are children, and grown adults.
And besides, they're not going to just all of a sudden have a graphic and very gory scene of a Carnivore ripping into a Herbivore, that shit will seriously can scar a child and we don't want that to happen, cause they'll never want to watch another Jurassic Park Film again.
As much as I would really really really want to see more gory, graphic, and way more violent scenes in Jurassic World, we have to think about the children. We want to easy their way into the Franchise and become a Jurassic Park Fan. And along the line, when they're older, they can start getting into a more graphic and intense version of Jurassic Park, maybe like the Michael Crichton's Jurassic Park.
The children are what will hold onto the love and passion that the Fans give to the Jurassic Park Franchise, and so they can pass it down to the next generation of children and to even their children.
I want Alex to make a video on his top 20 movies . He seems very hard to please
he's (well, they're) so easy for Ready Player One.. he's into the hype
Also a major plot hole is there's a second island they could of taken the dinosaurs too which was a lot closer than where they take them...
They need to kill off the t-Rex cliche. Honestly it’s like you can predict that the fucker is gonna come when they need it most.
completely agree. I'm JP fans, love dinos.. and I'm so dissapointed by this mess.
overall story just too cringey, especially the ending "a sequel bait" in very forced way.
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SPOILER ALERT below!!!
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Life... controlled by a button.
that whinny boy Franklin is useless and anoyying character, and i hate to say this, I think Jeff Goldblum just for marketing purpose only, he's barely a character!
also THAT NAIVE GIRL who press the button to release the dinosaur loose at the end, what she's been thinking!?!? a pure ignorance regarding safety of the rest of humanity whatsoever.. thats just too forced way to set up next franchise... maybe their idea jurassic world: apocalypse, huh???
if this movie is literaly THE END of jurassic park, all dinosaurs died in glorificated way, then i'll give applause for that courage, other than that, please stop making this franchise into series of superficial popcorn movie!
Vitruvianus you’re spot on dude, I went and saw it last night and fucking hated it. And the ending just makes it so they’re gonna make 10 of the fucking things
Lol you call yourself a JP fan but do not even know that the entire serie was a superficial popcorn movie? The movie was great for what is was aiming to be. A fun summer movie.
I mean you mentioned Maisie pressing the button but regardless the end montage shows dinosaurs being loaded in trucks, planes and the whole dino genomes being packed into suitcases. So the outcome would've been the same regardless of the button being pushed.
SPOILER!!
Plus the reason Maisie pressed the button was because she feels connected to the dinosaurs since she is a clone her self.
R H Yeah, she actually has something in common with them, brought into this world when they shouldn't have and we don't have the right to end their lives because of that. We might have given them life, but we don't have the right to take it away.
If anyone has ever seen the Trailer for this movie, you basically have seen the movie. THE END.
The best thing about this movie was its opening sequence. After that, it rapidly went bad. I think the worst thing they did was to take something that was about scale and space and wonder, and cram it into a shoebox set. They should have done a lot more on the island, and a lot less indoors.
Idiots: "If Isla Nublar blows up, all the dinosaurs will die!"
Isla Sorna: "A-Are you fucking kidding?"
What the hell Joe why did you remove your latest video?
Don’t worry the hybrid was spoiled in the trailers
To be fair Owen is established to be ex military in Jurassic World so the kick butt stuff can be loosely explained through that.
I literally just had a nightmare about being attacked by a Velociraptor in my own home because that girl decided to release ferocious carnivores into the real world. I'm not even joking.
The guy on the left is a version of Joe if he worked out.
we have AngryJoe, OtherJoe and SwoleJoe
Jurassic world? Naw more like Jurassic mansion
Jurassic Evil
Why does Joe bother to have co hosts? He talks over them and ignores their review scores.
I would prefer Joe by himself anyhow. Not overly fussed on Alex
The assault dinos would be feasible in combat, it is amazing what we can do with dogs with issuing very precise command remotely. You would have the laser designator tied to an unmanned platform in the air that would allow distant operators to command the dinosaurs. Combine that with an armored vest that would contain vibrator cues much like the current SOF Dogs, and you could give accurate commands in combat.
The hard part would be getting congress to fund it.
Aquaman is better than Superman Joe.
Jibo Da Grey Well thats your shitty opinion.
They should give the rights back to Marvel...wait, what?
You're talking about DC....wait, what?
That paleo veterinarian was the most annoying character of any movie I've seen in recent memory.
Dam OtherJoe & Alex rail are getting ripped in the gym.......
I had alot of fun watching this in the cinema!! But one thing I see no one complaining about is the over usage of scenes and shots from the older films but the first film is literally as old of me so screw it haha
I knew he was going to shit on this movie when the release in US was a week and half later than the rest of the world.
Bryce Dallas Howard is the world's most beautiful woman...
TwoWheelWarrior She sure is. Her father is Ron Freakin Howard.
Nahhh she got them man shoulders
Cesar the Clever these kind of shoulders are best when doing doggy , just grab them and go wild from behind. You virgin
Disagree 100% though she is a great actor and has good range and good looks. Kate beckinsale has it over her in spades
my counter argument to this is black women. thanks.
actually, there was a good amount of robotics in the movie. from the full scale raptor, to the indoraptor head and neck. its just that they add cgi to it to give them more life.
What I don't understand is why he's acting like the first Jurassic World was bad. Does anyone remember the movie coming back into theaters due to popular demand?! Saying the first is bad is BS. Why do u think it got a sequel?!
It was good in the same way the force awakens was good. If you soft reboot a classic it's bound to be decent
Number 5 highest grossing movie of all time.
+Steven Burnside - Star Wars: The Last Jedi was also a high grossing film and look how many people hated it. The amount a movie rakes in shouldn't factor into it being a good movie or not.
Personally, I found Jurassic World very by-the-numbers in terms of current Hollywood film making. Pretty boring IMO.
If Joe thinks Jurassic World is bad, that’s his opinion. I can’t believe I actually have to say this, but not everyone on the planet has the same opinions. I don’t agree with a good amount of his opinions, but at least it’s something different.
Slugthing My thoughts exactly.
For those short on time he gives it a 5/10 he drops it in spoilers.
Redwingz Ftw 5/10 He drops it in spoilers
Redwingz Ftw 5/10 now just to let you know
Thank you for noting that
I’m the type of person to walk out of a movie remembering everything wrong with it but not remember anything good about it
So, you enjoy the wrong stuff in films?
Rebel Alliance no I’m just such an asshole that I’ll see the bad things more than the good I will remember the best bits
Like how I cried at a characters death or an epic final battle but that’s about it
Owen is actually an Ex Navy, so that explains his fighting skills.