How Pickpockets Steal Watches

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  • Опубліковано 25 сер 2024
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  • @ModernRogue
    @ModernRogue  4 роки тому +1514

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    • @dtfloyd325
      @dtfloyd325 4 роки тому +14

      Did the wallet steal happen on camera? If so, I completely missed it. I think I was surprised as Jason.

    • @ElricWilliam
      @ElricWilliam 4 роки тому +4

      Dude, I still havnt gotten my book from your freebie a few weeks ago.

    • @dtfloyd325
      @dtfloyd325 4 роки тому

      @@ElricWilliam - I would check your email spam folder, that's where my link ended up

    • @dropkickedmurphy6463
      @dropkickedmurphy6463 4 роки тому +1

      CardSharp to me is kinda poopoo frankly. Well, it's kinda cool, I think it's better if you have an actual pocket knife as a backup.

    • @ravinsaber
      @ravinsaber 4 роки тому +4

      I loled at the "Is that okay UA-cam??" In the beginning

  • @JackBarlowStudios
    @JackBarlowStudios 4 роки тому +4715

    “You don’t gotta be fast. You just gotta be smooth.” Good advice in _many_ aspects of life.

  • @Night-mq8hn
    @Night-mq8hn 4 роки тому +2383

    "You don't have to be fast you just got to be smooth."
    Legendary Dating Advice!

  • @JoostArchives
    @JoostArchives 4 роки тому +2256

    Next episode: *crippling people by stealing their wrists*

    • @ploopybear
      @ploopybear 4 роки тому +22

      this is humor

    • @halp5973
      @halp5973 4 роки тому +39

      Learn how to: Pickpocket their respiratory organs

    • @chitoryu12
      @chitoryu12 4 роки тому +21

      @@halp5973 Hey guys, this is The Lockpicking Lawyer, and today I'm going to show you how to pick a
      s o u l

    • @monochromatic9601
      @monochromatic9601 4 роки тому +5

      Cody Cromarty I’ve always stolen their life the I just sit and watch the light die from their eyes before finally looting them for their soul and organs to make some money in the black market

    • @halp5973
      @halp5973 4 роки тому +1

      @@monochromatic9601 that's a little... specific

  • @skillfuldeath7880
    @skillfuldeath7880 4 роки тому +3620

    50mins ago: luckily I don't have a watch
    Now:nevermind now I do

    • @carlo4393
      @carlo4393 4 роки тому +80

      Ahh so you bought a watch just so anyone can steal it.

    • @soomiko
      @soomiko 4 роки тому +43

      @@carlo4393 or....

    • @DeKooleKids
      @DeKooleKids 4 роки тому +67

      @@carlo4393 no the joke is that he stole one

    • @viktormichealangelo3600
      @viktormichealangelo3600 4 роки тому +14

      @@DeKooleKids No I think all the talk about watches convinced him to buy one. In fact this interpretation is the correct one. You are wrong sir.

    • @JoeMama-fq5el
      @JoeMama-fq5el 4 роки тому +11

      @@carlo4393 w o o o o s h

  • @asbestosfish_
    @asbestosfish_ 4 роки тому +12996

    Next episode: _Today we’re going to show you how to launder money through a shell company!_

    • @batlas4163
      @batlas4163 4 роки тому +327

      Just to make sure it doesn't happen to you!

    • @dylanshandley1246
      @dylanshandley1246 4 роки тому +41

      Asbestos Fish still waiting on that episode xD

    • @lotuseater92
      @lotuseater92 4 роки тому +16

      I thought they did that one already

    • @underworld323
      @underworld323 4 роки тому +21

      0:41

    • @paulpolito2001
      @paulpolito2001 4 роки тому +31

      Say what you will, but they’re actually very responsible in the information they provide in my opinion. I’ve inadvertently put unfiltered info out there, as I’m basically a living anarchist’s cookbook. There’s a lot to be said for learning techniques and skills you’re probably never going to use, and even basic foundational stuff like this can save your life/living. Y’all have a great day. Loved the video.

  • @kibordplays6109
    @kibordplays6109 4 роки тому +8524

    Just crouch and check their inventory, its not illegal unless you take something

    • @rickadus31
      @rickadus31 4 роки тому +138

      Immediately thought of Fallout

    • @SaitosaBard
      @SaitosaBard 4 роки тому +77

      @@The_Commentators Oblivion.

    • @PenelopeForYourThoughts
      @PenelopeForYourThoughts 4 роки тому +146

      @@The_Commentators it's literally the same system

    • @Cionaoith
      @Cionaoith 4 роки тому +100

      Local laws may vary. Checking someone's inventory in this way is definitely a crime in Cyrodiil, where the local law enforcement is no joke!

    • @kibordplays6109
      @kibordplays6109 4 роки тому +64

      Rob Kinney STOP YOU VIOLATED THE LAW

  • @WorldCupWillie
    @WorldCupWillie 2 роки тому +419

    My 75y old father had his Rolex stolen off his wrist in Spain.
    2 young guys pretending to be drunk came up and were over friendly. They were kinda play fighting. My dad moved away and was concerned with protecting the money and c cards in his pocket . But in the tussle the scumbags stole the watch from the other wrist.
    This all happened in less than 30 seconds

    • @oz_jones
      @oz_jones Рік тому +33

      We were in Italy two decades ago. Pickpockets stole my fathers wallet from his back pocket while his hand was on it.

    • @WorldCupWillie
      @WorldCupWillie Рік тому +23

      @@oz_jones yep, pickpocketing is an ancient art.

    • @JavaoftheLava
      @JavaoftheLava Рік тому +3

      They earned it tbh

    • @Whosyourdaddy21
      @Whosyourdaddy21 Рік тому +14

      Moral of the story don’t wear a Rolex in Spain.

    • @x0xk0sx0x
      @x0xk0sx0x Рік тому +1

      @@Whosyourdaddy21 I’m guessing you’re american?

  • @sira9111
    @sira9111 4 роки тому +5310

    Nobody:
    UA-cam recommendation: Yo! WaNna LeaRN HoW tO SteAl?

    • @ItachiUchiha-rw4ht
      @ItachiUchiha-rw4ht 4 роки тому +10

      Lmao

    • @joshuasmith8767
      @joshuasmith8767 4 роки тому +8

      Same

    • @thewatchmansson6472
      @thewatchmansson6472 4 роки тому +5

      Hehehahahlololololol, oooh it's been a long day

    • @zZiL341yRj736
      @zZiL341yRj736 4 роки тому +14

      Original joke you got there! It's used more than your mom!

    • @sira9111
      @sira9111 4 роки тому +5

      @@zZiL341yRj736 thanks! I think you're just jealous because the unoriginal comment gets so much likes. You have a good one!

  • @RavenDravenek
    @RavenDravenek 4 роки тому +2280

    I laughed so hard I cried when Jason said “this is not my wallet”

    • @antmof94
      @antmof94 4 роки тому +16

      He'd make Patrick proud

    • @karlmarx9877
      @karlmarx9877 4 роки тому +3

      I would like to like the comment but I don't wanna be the 666th like

    • @RavenDravenek
      @RavenDravenek 4 роки тому +2

      Karl Marx well it’s gotten two more, so it’s fine now

    • @127.
      @127. 4 роки тому

      @@RavenDravenek I am 888th though

    • @PatRiot-
      @PatRiot- 4 роки тому +2

      This is you, Patrick Star?
      “Yes”
      And this is your wallet?
      “Yes”
      So here you go-
      “That’s not my wallet”

  • @leshaggers6273
    @leshaggers6273 4 роки тому +2353

    Next episode: *How to smoothly murder a person without a trace* and *tutorial on how to properly hide bodies*

    • @Owlbe
      @Owlbe 4 роки тому +6

      well , play hitman u will learn !

    • @elizaldemission7634
      @elizaldemission7634 4 роки тому +28

      dig deeper than six feet then bury the body then 1-2feet below the ground put a dead dog then cover with soil. done.

    • @kbyebleha2978
      @kbyebleha2978 4 роки тому +10

      just to make sure it doesnt happen to you!

    • @davidbeppler3032
      @davidbeppler3032 4 роки тому +2

      @@elizaldemission7634 Using that advice will land you in prison. ;)

    • @jeremydupas
      @jeremydupas 4 роки тому

      @@elizaldemission7634 ... thanks

  • @ky1ebetts
    @ky1ebetts 4 роки тому +604

    Slow is smooth. Smooth is fast.

  • @yvngdxg3677
    @yvngdxg3677 4 роки тому +1268

    "is that okay UA-cam?". UA-cam: "I must consult with the elder God's"

    • @yordijimenez5170
      @yordijimenez5170 4 роки тому +3

      Yvng Dxg this comment it TOO good to only have 3 likes😂😂

    • @groover447
      @groover447 4 роки тому

      Lmao raider be like

    • @johndalton8839
      @johndalton8839 4 роки тому +2

      @@groover447 you mean raiden

    • @espncorey6802
      @espncorey6802 4 роки тому +3

      The algorithm is a fucking elder scroll

    • @InfernalBanana
      @InfernalBanana 4 роки тому +3

      Can we all agree that UA-cam is more Shinnok than Raiden though?

  • @cjthaboss
    @cjthaboss 4 роки тому +3432

    next up: _planting fake evidence in peoples homes/pockets_

  • @jaromchristensen5866
    @jaromchristensen5866 4 роки тому +145

    I swear the longer those two hang out the more they end up acting like 5-year-olds with an endless supply of tools and dangerous objects. yet they never cease to capture my interest and make me laugh. Much love and respect to the modern rogue!

  • @ivanstayner8818
    @ivanstayner8818 4 роки тому +86

    Never shake this mans hand. You might lose your ring, watch, phone, wallet, bank account info, house, wife and kids, all in one motion.

  • @Salu_TV
    @Salu_TV 4 роки тому +742

    This guy put all his skill points in sneaking and pickpocketing

  • @Helpmegetsubswithnovideo-nn6oq
    @Helpmegetsubswithnovideo-nn6oq 4 роки тому +1308

    Protip: They can’t steal your watch if you don’t have one

    • @sockscav
      @sockscav 4 роки тому +47

      Proceeds to steal your watch anyways

    • @tonysstudent8721
      @tonysstudent8721 4 роки тому +6

      @@sockscav succeeds!

    • @imbajed5714
      @imbajed5714 4 роки тому +9

      As a legit magician, even tho if you don't have one, i can steal from you

    • @Satelliteflightreacts
      @Satelliteflightreacts 4 роки тому +14

      U don't have one cause they already took it

    • @blackhole1013
      @blackhole1013 4 роки тому +1

      you has big brian

  • @KingTen91
    @KingTen91 4 роки тому +328

    "If I can distract you with my mouth, I can take way more time with my hands.."
    I like the way this guy thinks

  • @jackt.3331
    @jackt.3331 4 роки тому +1292

    Am I the only one that came to the comments to find a time stamp for when he took the wallet?

    • @davidbeppler3032
      @davidbeppler3032 4 роки тому +118

      Nope, but their will not be one, as he did it off camera.

    • @elijahoettel1325
      @elijahoettel1325 4 роки тому +30

      Dude I did the same thingggggg

    • @roflekak1272
      @roflekak1272 4 роки тому +7

      same XD

    • @zul
      @zul 4 роки тому +7

      Same here.

    • @jackt.3331
      @jackt.3331 4 роки тому +20

      Good news guys. There is a part 2 where they show and explain it 😎

  • @bardockssj708
    @bardockssj708 4 роки тому +239

    I love how at the end he distracts him by giving the wallet back to distract him from the fact that he put his watch in the back pocket

    • @buildtime78years9
      @buildtime78years9 3 роки тому +25

      even at the end of the video he still ain't wearing it

    • @homelessrob607
      @homelessrob607 Рік тому +1

      Absolutely got me 😂😂

    • @Kenlac92
      @Kenlac92 Рік тому +3

      they never show him putting the watch in his pocket, youre assuming based of what you do see. he passes the wallet to his left hand to turn it and more easily put it in his pocket with his right. the watch is likely still hanging off his fingers of his left.

  • @lukeknight7444
    @lukeknight7444 4 роки тому +1522

    Brian: "You can't practice on yourself",
    James: "You actually can!"
    Jason:"You'll go blind"
    LMAOOOOOOOO

    • @liviudan3258
      @liviudan3258 4 роки тому +6

      Luke Knight pls help I don’t get that...

    • @lukeknight7444
      @lukeknight7444 4 роки тому +42

      Liviu Dan you’ll understand when you’re older kiddo...

    • @wilson.adam.82
      @wilson.adam.82 4 роки тому +7

      Reason #527 why Jason is better than Brian!

    • @kennyeven8555
      @kennyeven8555 4 роки тому +21

      @@liviudan3258 its the cliche argument against maturation.. "dont play with yourself, you'll go blind"

    • @hallobre
      @hallobre 4 роки тому

      Kenny Even or hair will grow on your palm,
      Or you’ll get pimples on your face

  • @Cionaoith
    @Cionaoith 4 роки тому +615

    The best way to do this is to begin by introducing yourself. Say something like, "I am a legitimate bartender." Then, get their attention by saying something like, "I can do magic." Finally, utilize the art of distraction. A flashbang created from disposable lighter parts, followed by yelling "Go away, bad guys!"
    Never fails.

    • @xeddtech
      @xeddtech 4 роки тому +7

      I heard this as a low undertoned cartman from south park

    • @alexramstetter
      @alexramstetter 2 роки тому +4

      @@xeddtech so, Ben Shapiro voice?

  • @user-bt6nj5zi7q
    @user-bt6nj5zi7q 4 роки тому +156

    Note to self: When a magician approaches you and you have a watch on, just say that it's fragile

    • @shawndeen8187
      @shawndeen8187 3 роки тому +3

      Get a cheap one and Watch them break it
      Ultimate hysteria

    • @zahktuthalxalyrion6364
      @zahktuthalxalyrion6364 3 роки тому +3

      I think it's more or less if you're going to travel somewhere where you know it's a risk your watch will be taken, wear a $20 casio instead.

    • @Route765
      @Route765 3 роки тому

      @@zahktuthalxalyrion6364 an F91 should do the job

    • @Anidoesstuff
      @Anidoesstuff 2 роки тому

      Tried it, lmk what yall think ua-cam.com/video/3M12cKkymos/v-deo.html

    • @starbournehero771
      @starbournehero771 10 місяців тому

      Velcro watch

  • @mr.steevieboii5343
    @mr.steevieboii5343 4 роки тому +178

    Society: we need to teach kids to avoid a life of crime.
    UA-cam: How to become a crime lord

  • @plzitzjustmahcheezits909
    @plzitzjustmahcheezits909 4 роки тому +742

    “I bought seventeen watches in the last three weeks”
    As a watch collector, I felt that

    • @JustinSerda
      @JustinSerda 4 роки тому +3

      I feel your pain...as I look at these Damasko and Sinn watches...

    • @plzitzjustmahcheezits909
      @plzitzjustmahcheezits909 4 роки тому +1

      @@JustinSerda They're so so cheap and look so tempting...

    • @erenplayz6510
      @erenplayz6510 4 роки тому

      Wait what

    • @sylvie_on
      @sylvie_on 4 роки тому

      Plz Itz Just Mah Cheezits how many do you have? _Just interested ahahahahahahahaha nothing suspicious here!_

    • @52joker64
      @52joker64 Рік тому +1

      Tell me about it dude. Those Casios are so cheap I'll just buy one more. Or two. Or three.

  • @itsenzo3000
    @itsenzo3000 4 роки тому +1346

    Next episode : how to not pay taxes for 10 years without the government's notice

  • @ernestbaltazar807
    @ernestbaltazar807 4 роки тому +558

    How to legally pickpocket:
    1: Pickpocket
    2: Walk right pass him and drop the thing you stole
    3: The guy will say "Hey! You dropped your wallet!"
    4: All legal-
    Actually dont do this-

    • @WistfuII
      @WistfuII 4 роки тому +71

      "Hey! You dropped your- That looks familiar.."

    • @poopyvideos3428
      @poopyvideos3428 4 роки тому +38

      3 (alternative): The guy will ‘steal’ your item that you stole

    • @helplessnarwhal3722
      @helplessnarwhal3722 4 роки тому +4

      That wouldn’t really work if the person had a unique wallet

    • @trvpgame7710
      @trvpgame7710 3 роки тому +20

      @@helplessnarwhal3722 Pretty sure the average person can discern their own wallet just by wear & tear, Color, or the brand. Only excuse would be a brand new one, Brain damage, or just plain old pure stupidity.

    • @blackpredator4637
      @blackpredator4637 3 роки тому +2

      no... where i live Australia it states fir any time... so if u 'give' it back its still theft

  • @dracolizard4636
    @dracolizard4636 4 роки тому +37

    11:43 that little “yeah man, that’s my job” got me

  • @notomar1555
    @notomar1555 4 роки тому +774

    "If I can distract you with my mouth, i can do more things with my hands" his woman must be really happy lol

  • @olive7831
    @olive7831 4 роки тому +1046

    Epic magic trick:
    Do the full routine but don’t tell them you took their ring, their watch, their keys and their wallet.

    • @AnantMall
      @AnantMall 4 роки тому +26

      You've done too many free gigs :p

    • @JackSilver1410
      @JackSilver1410 4 роки тому +100

      @@Nerdycopia Very good, you get a gold star for the day.

    • @thomassummers249
      @thomassummers249 4 роки тому +17

      Simon opdebeeck do you understand the concept of humour?

    • @southpark1you0
      @southpark1you0 4 роки тому +10

      and their wife and their car and their job

    • @REI2001x
      @REI2001x 4 роки тому +5

      Simon opdebeeck get a load of this guy

  • @____________4510
    @____________4510 4 роки тому +198

    4:13 "if i can distract you with my mouth, i can take more time with my hands."
    nice

  • @HaveANiceDayLol.
    @HaveANiceDayLol. 3 роки тому +4

    Instructions unclear, im currently serving a sentence

  • @bushbeatinbeaver2032
    @bushbeatinbeaver2032 4 роки тому +142

    "you actually thought he'd taken the...oh...OH...."
    A professional magician speechless.

    • @sh0ck3r48
      @sh0ck3r48 4 роки тому

      was the part he took it actually in the video? i watched back twice and didnt see it

  • @AlexGorzen
    @AlexGorzen 4 роки тому +146

    Nice disclaimer! Thankfully 100% of the people who watch this would never steal anything!

    • @hoovdaddy0505
      @hoovdaddy0505 4 роки тому +11

      Well, the people who would already know how. They have real world teachers.

    • @the1exnay
      @the1exnay 4 роки тому +6

      They're just trying to get around UA-cam being a killjoy. This channel is all about learning how to do things whether it's a good idea or not to do them (see their video on pruno)
      Obviously someone somewhere will take this video and use it to try to steal something, and i hope they're caught, but i don't think we should let those people prevent us from learning and enjoying

    • @vict4451
      @vict4451 4 роки тому

      Never steal anything....anymore.

    • @daytonm6809
      @daytonm6809 4 роки тому +2

      Except your girl

    • @blachbalahxjwy
      @blachbalahxjwy 4 роки тому

      @@daytonm6809 madlad

  • @skorzalonsdale4426
    @skorzalonsdale4426 Рік тому +9

    The cleverest bit is that if they catch you, you can just claim it was part of a trick you were setting up. You can realistically argue that there was no intention to permanently deprive, so there’s no probable act of theft if caught

  • @thedragoonafilms2406
    @thedragoonafilms2406 Рік тому +5

    You can tell how happy he gets when they praise him for his ability you can tell he loves doing this

  • @zorionmclarrin7033
    @zorionmclarrin7033 4 роки тому +137

    Jason Murphy: "That ok with you UA-cam?"
    Me: sees the lack of ads. "Apparently not."

  • @zabrid5942
    @zabrid5942 4 роки тому +249

    Someone says “steal”
    UA-cam “DEMONETIZED”

  • @Gabitza379
    @Gabitza379 Рік тому +5

    5:34 I love when people are so excited they stutter

  • @chxckxrhxxd
    @chxckxrhxxd 4 роки тому +16

    "If I can distract you with my mouth, it gives me more time to work with my hands."

    • @s.k.9987
      @s.k.9987 4 роки тому +2

      "If I found you on the other side of me, I would have to use my middle finger because that's my next strongest finger on my hand"

  • @connors575
    @connors575 4 роки тому +315

    “If I can distract you with my mouth, I can take way more time with my hands” 😏

    • @AxeAR
      @AxeAR 4 роки тому +21

      _That's what she said_

    • @wilson.adam.82
      @wilson.adam.82 4 роки тому +12

      I'm sure there is a lesson there somewhere

    • @woahitsnick4965
      @woahitsnick4965 4 роки тому +16

      Title of your sextape

    • @johnsalazar9239
      @johnsalazar9239 4 роки тому +4

      @@woahitsnick4965 - Jake Peralta

    • @knownas2017
      @knownas2017 4 роки тому +4

      Oooo... *( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)*

  • @iancampion6979
    @iancampion6979 4 роки тому +58

    At 9:30 when he says it doesn’t require any skill, the magician is probably thinking “am i a joke to you?”

    • @rhin0_
      @rhin0_ 4 роки тому +2

      he meant the person assisting with the trick didn't have to learn anything new they are just distracted doing a simple task

    • @maybeoptify
      @maybeoptify 4 роки тому

      Ryan Fisher thats not what he meant you dumbass

    • @maybeoptify
      @maybeoptify 4 роки тому

      look at his face lmao

  • @nightshxdeNAM
    @nightshxdeNAM 4 роки тому +8

    I learned so much. I just got three watches from three different strangers. THANKS!!!!!!!!

  • @saurabdhir7643
    @saurabdhir7643 4 роки тому +25

    one a magician tried that wristwatch thing on me unluckily for him I had a military strap and he tried so hard that the watch flew off the stage, it was pretty embarrassing for him and funny for us haha

  • @apexshinbi638
    @apexshinbi638 4 роки тому +593

    “Is that okay UA-cam?”
    UA-cam: “Uhhh, lemme check”

  • @slushy7292
    @slushy7292 4 роки тому +21

    This is literally the UA-cam version of Adam and Jamie from mythbusters

  • @shamonokayler9059
    @shamonokayler9059 4 роки тому +8

    "thank you for not hitting me,even though I almost stole the stuff that are essential for you"

  • @superschizoscriptures
    @superschizoscriptures 4 роки тому +81

    the intro is absolutely amazing
    "is that okay with you youtube"

  • @benjaminguerrero8955
    @benjaminguerrero8955 4 роки тому +637

    "you can't practice on yourself"
    "yes you can, you'll go blind"

    • @Tunkkis
      @Tunkkis 4 роки тому +6

      Ah, so that's what he said.

    • @AxeAR
      @AxeAR 4 роки тому +1

      @@Tunkkis I couldn't hear it either

    • @captainnwalps6689
      @captainnwalps6689 4 роки тому

      Oh I thought he said “yeah online”

    • @AlkaRez
      @AlkaRez 2 роки тому

      Is it a play on the myth that if you masturbait you'll go blind? Therefore practicing on your self? If so, clever joke. If not, I over estimated the wit and played my self. And now I'm blind.

  • @frenchyboy4804
    @frenchyboy4804 4 роки тому +5

    3:41 "Slow is smooth, smooth is fast".
    -my Dad every two seconds of my childhood

  • @zenithstudio6819
    @zenithstudio6819 3 роки тому +2

    I love watching the gears in Jason's head turn as he checks for his wallet

  • @puffcap_
    @puffcap_ 4 роки тому +141

    you know he wasnt lying, and jason really doesnt keep cash on him, cause he has a TRIFOLD

    • @nickkammer6832
      @nickkammer6832 4 роки тому +4

      Knightworm I have one of those wallets that doesn’t fold the money the “long bi fold”

    • @sed8181
      @sed8181 4 роки тому

      Those suck, a dollar bill is three times wider in those which makes it so fat in you pockets. You feel like you are walking around with atlantis in your pocket. The clip style sucks too, if you get change you have to stand there trying to fold and slip the bill into it while holding a receipt, coins and whatever you bought.

  • @TheAgentofEnigmas
    @TheAgentofEnigmas 4 роки тому +57

    No lie, I watched the episode twice to see if I could catch when the wallet switch happened. Still couldn't catch it. Going to have to wait for part 2. Which I hope is soon. (Looks intently at Modern Rogue)
    Lol but in all seriousness. This was a fantastic episode. And learning about pickpocketing and how/why it works is truly fascinating.

    • @xryptid
      @xryptid 2 роки тому +12

      Same here! I've tried rewatching several times and have NO CLUE when it happened. Maybe pre-camera?

    • @feverdream2661
      @feverdream2661 Рік тому +11

      They left out that part for some odd reason. “Im going to show you how someone would pickpocket you by not showing you how someone would pick pocket you”

    • @AfricanLionBat
      @AfricanLionBat Рік тому +3

      ​@@xryptid you're kidding right? I thought it was pretty obvious they didn't show that part.

    • @Matt-wf7ry
      @Matt-wf7ry Рік тому +5

      They didn't show it.

  • @shawnfoogle920
    @shawnfoogle920 Рік тому +1

    why is it i see nothing from this channel ever. but i find it out on a random hour or more long shorts skirmish? Subbed lol

  • @Rimuru-ray
    @Rimuru-ray Рік тому +1

    4:36 iv never heard someone refer to that as self scan. And iv never heard someone refer to it like that at all. And thats very cool that you mentioned it.

  • @apexshinbi638
    @apexshinbi638 4 роки тому +60

    “ I should put this back,
    There’s not much to take”😭😭

  • @NtGism
    @NtGism 4 роки тому +12

    I got to admit, growing older you think you outgrow magic but damn isn't it a great feeling being completely taken aback by someone's skill. I think these kind of performers are great

  • @fafflerproductions
    @fafflerproductions Рік тому +1

    See, this is how making shorts advertising your channel should be. I found this off of your short. The short was entertaining by itself and didn't feel like it NEEDED a conclusion, or more content. But it made me want to watch the video anyways. Non-intrusive, no "part 1" bs, just content

  • @codemanthe2nd343
    @codemanthe2nd343 10 місяців тому

    "I know, this is" was perfectly delivered.

  • @infrabread
    @infrabread 4 роки тому +77

    "I can do magic." - Brian Brushwood.

  • @midnightmonroe2522
    @midnightmonroe2522 4 роки тому +293

    WHEN THE HELL DID HE TAKE JASONS WALLET

    • @Saenger-
      @Saenger- 4 роки тому +13

      What I'm tryna find out

    • @andrewrogers7
      @andrewrogers7 4 роки тому +57

      I believe it was during a different take/cut that they didn’t use possibly. He never gets close enough or obscures his hand to retrieve his Wallet. The only time he is close enough (from what I saw) was when he made contact with his watch during which case his arms never left frame.

    • @midnightmonroe2522
      @midnightmonroe2522 4 роки тому +3

      @@takataka2538 obviously not, they never lied so why start now

    • @takataka2538
      @takataka2538 4 роки тому +35

      Watch the end of the second episode. They explain he asked for Jason's wallet to see it it would work before the were filming the episode. He then put the fake back in and Jason didn't think anything of it

    • @chrismelling577
      @chrismelling577 4 роки тому

      I looked and put it in slow mo howwww

  • @Long-Horse
    @Long-Horse 4 роки тому +3

    Watching these 3 talk to each other is like watching the scientists talk in Half Life.

  • @jeremydupas
    @jeremydupas 4 роки тому +4

    I saw a video like this when I was 14 or 15. I then started practicing and got somewhat decent at removing my own watch with one hand pretty quickly but never got the guts to try it on someone. I can't imagine the amount of time he must've spent in his art.

    • @Anidoesstuff
      @Anidoesstuff 2 роки тому

      Tried it, lmk what yall think ua-cam.com/video/3M12cKkymos/v-deo.html

  • @jackcarnie6488
    @jackcarnie6488 4 роки тому +525

    Someone's got to give me a time stamp of when he steals the wallet

    • @LanIsOriginal
      @LanIsOriginal 4 роки тому +135

      exactly why im in the comments section

    • @robdallachiesa
      @robdallachiesa 4 роки тому +140

      I re-watched the whole thing and it doesn't seem like they included it in the edit.

    • @Tunkkis
      @Tunkkis 4 роки тому +64

      @@robdallachiesa That's just how good he is.

    • @robdallachiesa
      @robdallachiesa 4 роки тому +55

      I wish that would be awesome but I saw confirmation in later comments that it was in the patreon but not here.

    • @krishgup1208
      @krishgup1208 4 роки тому +26

      @@robdallachiesa so what your saying is over rewatched the video three times for no reason

  • @vac3060
    @vac3060 4 роки тому +89

    One step closer to the ultimate Skyrim experience.

    • @dadillen5902
      @dadillen5902 4 роки тому

      If I have skyrim experience can I get a rim jjob.

  • @fredrikforthun603
    @fredrikforthun603 4 роки тому +8

    Robber: Damn, I want to learn how to steal
    UA-cam: Hey, Wanna lurn how to steal a watch?

  • @stefanvasic7069
    @stefanvasic7069 4 роки тому +1

    That dude is amazing he got me in the clip, I didn't even notice him taking the watch from him so smooth

  • @beezerboy4152
    @beezerboy4152 4 роки тому +61

    Next time: _”How To Get Away With Murder And All The Ways To Hide The Body”_

  • @CNSninja
    @CNSninja 4 роки тому +25

    Holy shit, this is SO good. After finishing and restarting the video, I not realize how funny it is that at 6:28 when James says he's always casing and "looking for the right target", right when he says that sentence he unconsciously points to Jason's wallet lmao.
    Bravo, though. What a beautiful display of superior roguish prowess 😎

  • @kalavi-knightlygaming
    @kalavi-knightlygaming 4 роки тому +28

    DnD players, Rouge's and other "shady characters": Intresting

  • @woverrinaq8893
    @woverrinaq8893 4 роки тому +2

    Man i knew he was going for the watch the whole time during that ring magic trick session, but I was so caught up in the act I didn't even notice when he took it XD

  • @tdp2612
    @tdp2612 4 роки тому +139

    On this episode of 'Modern Rogue teaches you how exactly to commit a crime'

    • @995cool
      @995cool 4 роки тому +2

      shhh

    • @constantprayerwarrior
      @constantprayerwarrior 4 роки тому +5

      That is every episode

    • @speedreader2660
      @speedreader2660 4 роки тому +1

      We're all modern rogues, so of course that's what we're learning.

    • @---cr8nw
      @---cr8nw 4 роки тому +1

      Committing crime is the easiest thing in the world. You probably do it every day and don't even realize it.

  • @dreadedenterprise51
    @dreadedenterprise51 4 роки тому +74

    Next episode: How to steal a nuclear submarine with Nuclear missles onboard

    • @raev3310
      @raev3310 4 роки тому +4

      next episode: how to find nuclear missile code

  • @pandoratheclay
    @pandoratheclay 3 роки тому +3

    D&D rouge-ish archetype irl
    LockPickingLawyer:thieves tools
    James Harrison:slight of hand,dexterity and persuasion
    Modern rogue:expertise

  • @EALoArt
    @EALoArt Рік тому

    I know this is an odd comment but I just have to say I love your description. It has all the information that I could want, in the order that I'd expect to see it. It's so nice to see, especially looking at the way the descriptions are written today, with no information at all except sometimes picking a random video game to tag it with, even if it has nothing to do with the video.

  • @BreakingYTown
    @BreakingYTown 4 роки тому +7

    4:12 "if I can distract you with my mouth then I can take more time with my hands" said every guy to his partner

  • @NochSoEinKaddiFan
    @NochSoEinKaddiFan 4 роки тому +5

    I feel like in this video we have witnessed the first time of Jason asking permission to... do anything, really.
    That was an awesome episode though, really enjoyed it!

  • @kalin6149
    @kalin6149 3 роки тому

    Best part about watching modern rogue, no youtube ads!

  • @Sp00kq
    @Sp00kq 4 роки тому +1

    The ring trick starting near around 5:02
    Slow down the play back speed and watch carefully. There's a few frames that you can see the middle finger up, but there's one key frame where it's easy to tell there's 2 fingers

  • @Lb.q2
    @Lb.q2 4 роки тому +14

    I literally just searched modern rogue, I was watching the tv hijack episode and got this notification

  • @simoneleven338
    @simoneleven338 4 роки тому +25

    UA-cam was not okay with it xD
    Where the ad rolls at bruh

  • @DigiplayW8
    @DigiplayW8 4 роки тому +1

    "You don't have to be fast, you just have to be smooth." reminds me of the quote/training style "Slow is smooth, smooth is fast."

  • @soadrocker135
    @soadrocker135 4 роки тому +2

    the camera angles and the acting in this one are key lol

  • @ihavekalashnikovyoudomath9275
    @ihavekalashnikovyoudomath9275 4 роки тому +3

    5:10 I want more Jason being surrounded by magic and hating it because he doesn't understand it, but loving it because of the same reason, and raging over this fact

  • @ammaarliberty1769
    @ammaarliberty1769 4 роки тому +7

    I always find this typa stuff fascinating
    Im on many watchlists cus of this channel and i love you two so much😂😂

  • @DanielKivlehen
    @DanielKivlehen 4 роки тому +6

    I practiced with myself for a little over a week, and I got caught almost every single time.

  • @pirax5260
    @pirax5260 4 роки тому +6

    I just found out these are the people from hacking the system... I loved that show when I was younger...

  • @drinkwater7632
    @drinkwater7632 4 роки тому +7

    "let me borrow your watch i want to see if its real"
    *runs*

  • @jaminmitchell3654
    @jaminmitchell3654 4 роки тому +108

    Next episode: how to buy drugs on the black market

  • @criz3086
    @criz3086 4 роки тому +5

    When their done then all of a sudden when the guys leave all of their stuff gone missing 😂

  • @redmisread1660
    @redmisread1660 4 роки тому +9

    Plot twist: FBI made this vid and every viewer is being watched at all times

  • @bucket1442
    @bucket1442 4 роки тому +14

    Modern Rogue:How to pickpocket watches.
    Also Modern Rogue: Privacy.com

  • @coolbro_2963
    @coolbro_2963 4 роки тому +43

    Title: "How Pickpockets Steal Watches"
    Video: 13 minutes long.
    Me: Oh god.

    • @khajiit5556
      @khajiit5556 4 роки тому

      why

    • @onerat
      @onerat 4 роки тому

      @@khajiit5556 because it is easy as fuck.

  • @wrailes2680
    @wrailes2680 4 роки тому +39

    all is saw was “how to pickpocket and steal watches”

  • @turbo6266
    @turbo6266 4 роки тому +4

    "My name is The James Harrison and this is my Masterclass."

  • @10_Bit
    @10_Bit 4 роки тому +8

    This really reminds me of that Apollo Robin's routine

  • @thenevtube918
    @thenevtube918 4 роки тому +4

    Them: its so you can protect yourself
    Me: Suddenly has way to many watches that aren't mine

  • @williamstafford8324
    @williamstafford8324 4 роки тому

    Thanks for making this video now I have a proper way and nydia to protect my watches and my stuff from the pit pockets

  • @Crisco557
    @Crisco557 4 роки тому +5

    Brian and Jason: thank you, James, for coming on the show
    James: thanks bye
    Brian: Wait
    Brian: Where is the camera?