8 Surprisingly Easy Ways to Open Locks (with LockPickingLawyer)

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  • @ModernRogue
    @ModernRogue  5 років тому +909

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    • @SStarry_Days
      @SStarry_Days 5 років тому +12

      Here’s a news report: the modern rogue go’s to jail for breaking into a house, got caught because he was humming the mission impossible theme with makeshift armor made out of books and ceramic plates, he tried to use a magicians smoke bomb to escape, jumped off the roof in the process.

    • @SStarry_Days
      @SStarry_Days 5 років тому

      Edit: I ment they

    • @TheIncredibleJounan
      @TheIncredibleJounan 5 років тому +4

      "Your scope is broad and your skill is deep" needs a tshirt.

    • @dant65
      @dant65 5 років тому +4

      Please tell me your next crossover will be with AvE. And if you haven't seen his channel for the love of god "focus you fhack!"

    • @cursedvoid
      @cursedvoid 5 років тому +2

      Those are the knuckles you made with TKOR... RIP Grant.

  • @spicytrashpanda
    @spicytrashpanda 3 роки тому +681

    "It took him almost 4 seconds." -Brian amazed at his skill, LPL's audience sees that as a mark of success for the lock

    • @ees4.
      @ees4. 10 місяців тому +2

      504 likes, and no replies after 2 years?

    • @spicytrashpanda
      @spicytrashpanda 10 місяців тому +2

      @@ees4. thank you for the first comment. I've been lonely

    • @ees4.
      @ees4. 10 місяців тому +2

      @@spicytrashpanda no problem, i'm sorry to hear that :(

    • @spicytrashpanda
      @spicytrashpanda 10 місяців тому +2

      @@ees4. it took you a while to show up, but the MVP finally arrived

    • @ees4.
      @ees4. 10 місяців тому +2

      @@spicytrashpanda lol I don't keep up with slang so idk what mvp refers to in this context but it's a compliment, so thanks!

  • @francomiranda706
    @francomiranda706 5 років тому +2026

    Ah the LockPickingLawyer: the youtuber which none of us know how we found, but are forever greatful we did.
    awesome crossover guys!

    • @ToxicMrSmith
      @ToxicMrSmith 5 років тому +19

      I found him through BosnianBill...

    • @techpriest5452
      @techpriest5452 5 років тому +6

      @@ToxicMrSmith how did you find him

    • @primecheese1199
      @primecheese1199 5 років тому +50

      For me he just randomly showed up in my recommendations

    • @imgladnotu9527
      @imgladnotu9527 5 років тому +4

      @@primecheese1199 same bruh

    • @KaiDaniels937
      @KaiDaniels937 5 років тому +12

      Someone on r/videos blessed many people by posting his channel

  • @finnebean
    @finnebean 4 роки тому +599

    The sheer amount of both fear and respect I have for this guy is astonishing.

  • @rodpalm6398
    @rodpalm6398 5 років тому +2288

    It's faster to pick them then it is to use the combination.

    • @paraterror4002
      @paraterror4002 5 років тому +4

      Rod Palm 👌🏽👌🏽👌🏽👌🏽👌🏽👌🏽

    • @sylvie_on
      @sylvie_on 5 років тому +3

      yup

    • @SeleenShadowpaw
      @SeleenShadowpaw 5 років тому +80

      i actually shimmed my bike lock for a year or so because one of the combination rings was busted and wouldn't turn, and i was too cheap to buy a new one while the old was still technically locking my bike up fine.
      So yeah, sometimes it actually is

    • @MelonMafia1
      @MelonMafia1 4 роки тому +16

      @@SeleenShadowpaw Lmao did anyone ever think you were stealing your own bike

    • @SeleenShadowpaw
      @SeleenShadowpaw 4 роки тому +67

      @@MelonMafia1 Seriously, in my neighbourhood nobody gives a flying whistle about stuff like that, it just happens.
      Nothing violent mind you, but it's a pretty dismal part of town and people have their own worries to care about i guess
      *shrugs*
      On a side note, i actually once accidentally shimmied a fairly simmiliar bike with the same lock and only noticed like 4 blocks down the road. I've neither blushed so hard nor biked so fast ever again in my life as i did on those 3 minutes back to the bike stand to switch them back again xD
      Luckily noone noticed, but yeah, pro tip if you do this, be sure it REALLY is your bike. 'I accidentally shimmied the wrong bike' seems to be a really crappy explanation if you get caught i imagine xD

  • @OldBuford
    @OldBuford 5 років тому +13492

    how stupid of me to think we were finally getting a face reveal of LockPickingLawyer

  • @supralapsarian
    @supralapsarian 2 роки тому +364

    As a long-time fan of LPL, I absolutely love the JOY these two brought to the endeavor. That’s exactly what LPL fans sound like at home every time he teaches us a new trick. Thanks for a great collab!

  • @jamesburk8145
    @jamesburk8145 5 років тому +2762

    "doesn't matter, all locks are garbage" would be a good tagline for the lockpickinglawyer

    • @walkermorales337
      @walkermorales337 5 років тому +65

      James Burk these mostly apply to American locks, he’s had trouble picking (or might’ve actually failed) a standard German cabinet lock, it’s because companies like master lock call themselves high security that most people don’t know how good decent locks are, the master lock vulnerability has been known for like 80 years and master lock still hasn’t changed anything

    • @lee-eb2cn
      @lee-eb2cn 5 років тому +4

      Yes

    • @vincelestrade3758
      @vincelestrade3758 5 років тому +14

      @@walkermorales337 Is there a link for that or a name for the lock? I am looking for a good padlock. I was thinking about ABUS but he's exploited those quite a lot.

    • @enmodo
      @enmodo 5 років тому +20

      @@walkermorales337 exactly. This further reinforces my belief that most lock security is based on secrecy and obscurity not actual good design and implementation.

    • @ClickClack_Bam
      @ClickClack_Bam 5 років тому +1

      On his channel when I followed him he regularly failed to pick locks sent into him.

  • @EzraTF2
    @EzraTF2 5 років тому +3233

    Finally. A lock picking lawyer video that's longer than 1 minute.
    Hope that Brian doesn't cut his knuckles again.

  • @brandonmeyers6490
    @brandonmeyers6490 4 роки тому +369

    You guys didn't even get to see 'The pick Bosnian Bill and I made"

    • @JKArcade
      @JKArcade 3 роки тому +4

      ROFL A+ comment

  • @PlinkyVR
    @PlinkyVR 5 років тому +1017

    Imagine being in a prison with lock picking lawyer in a cell, your a night guard reading the news paper from that day. You hear a faint noise, you listen closely and you hear these words: *got a click out of 2, 3 is binding, 4 is set, 6 is binding* . You might as well just open the door and let him out. Either way he's getting out.

    • @MM-vs2et
      @MM-vs2et 4 роки тому +163

      "This is the Lock Picking Lawyer, and what you're seeing is a standard jail lock used by most federal prisons in the USA, and today, we're going to try to open this 6 pin core lock before the guard comes around. I've fashioned tools out of the silverware I've acquired a couple hours ago. Ok let's get some tension in there"

    • @PlinkyVR
      @PlinkyVR 4 роки тому +97

      @@MM-vs2et "and as you can see it didn't take my very long, it's a very poor security system to be securing prisoners, I wouldn't lock a slice of bread away with this lock as it'll get out easily"

    • @wakeupinko
      @wakeupinko 4 роки тому +39

      @@PlinkyVR "So I would recommend them to put better locks on these cells.Wait gimme a sec... Ok I am back.Just got out of their teir one security and told them to get some better pins in there locks.Anyways,If you are in jail right now you can see how freakishly easy it is to open these locks,So I would only reccomend to use them for the cookie jar from your little brother."

    • @PrometheusEpimetheus
      @PrometheusEpimetheus 4 роки тому +37

      @@wakeupinko "I made sure to shim open the gaurd Captain's office and left the autopsied core on his desk with notes and a link to this video to ensure they make improvements. Anyway This has been the LockPickingLawyer, RUNNING from Court this time."

    • @kyerogers7838
      @kyerogers7838 4 роки тому +27

      " and I'll do it one more time just incase you blinked".

  • @Amanda-mb9et
    @Amanda-mb9et 5 років тому +1207

    This is the collaboration I never knew I needed

    • @zac7530
      @zac7530 5 років тому +5

      Whyamihere321 this is the collaboration i have been waiting for

    • @robhert6953
      @robhert6953 5 років тому +1

      Ikr

    • @ianho386
      @ianho386 5 років тому +1

      Yeeeeeeesss

    • @Finallybianca
      @Finallybianca 5 років тому +1

      Did you see the LPL / Braille skateboards collaboration video?

    • @nsanity5950
      @nsanity5950 5 років тому

      don't bink I did, it was great

  • @DanielRodriguez-tk5nv
    @DanielRodriguez-tk5nv 3 роки тому +122

    1. shim 3:27
    2. comb pick 4:32
    3. "High security padlock" driver method 8:01
    4. Shimming locks 10:39
    5. "the knife" 13:30
    6. driver method again 16:10
    7. cuffs shim 18:58
    8. magnet method 19:30

  • @Roman-ch2hx
    @Roman-ch2hx 5 років тому +4560

    *THE MODERN ROGUE GETS ADULT SUPERVISION*

    • @bearddragon_
      @bearddragon_ 5 років тому +25

      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @johnmutz9919
      @johnmutz9919 5 років тому +18

      Best comment ever 😘😂

    • @mindlessdarklings5640
      @mindlessdarklings5640 5 років тому +26

      every episode with an expert ever

    • @lockpickinglawyer
      @lockpickinglawyer 5 років тому +149

      Well, if I qualify, then they definitely use that term loosely. 😂

    • @Roman-ch2hx
      @Roman-ch2hx 5 років тому +44

      @@lockpickinglawyer at this point a well behaved teenager qualifies. 😂
      I say this affectionately, if possible.

  • @nathan24-_-2
    @nathan24-_-2 5 років тому +2472

    19:25 “I’m just waiting for some super magical high tech-“
    “This is a magnet”

    • @TheyCallMeKent
      @TheyCallMeKent 5 років тому +58

      Basically magic

    • @mpw26
      @mpw26 5 років тому +106

      "Fire, wind, water, earth f#cking magnets how do they work?"

    • @Corosar
      @Corosar 5 років тому +70

      *Sounds of distress after realizing how easy it is to get a shotgun out of that lock.*

    • @pete_lind
      @pete_lind 5 років тому +30

      @@Corosar
      That lock that is in police cars , keeping the shotgun in place ... manufacturer do not even claim its for securing the gun .

    • @joepoelmans5910
      @joepoelmans5910 5 років тому +1

      @Ringo Garvin He went that way officer if you run now you may catch up to him :P

  • @jessecapra2350
    @jessecapra2350 4 роки тому +2673

    Never heard of this guy but his voice 100% makes me think of "if Bob Ross made tutorials on being a criminal instead."

    • @tabnk2
      @tabnk2 4 роки тому +62

      he is

    • @PanteraDeNoche
      @PanteraDeNoche 4 роки тому +247

      He's great. Unfortunately he's pretty good so his videos end up being 3 minutes long.

    • @splift23
      @splift23 4 роки тому +106

      @@PanteraDeNoche " here is this unpickable lock, all i have to do is hit it with a hammer and its open"

    • @TBH_Inc
      @TBH_Inc 4 роки тому +45

      I know this is three months old now so you might have already watched them by now but you should at least check out his top videos like his April fools videos and he’s picked locks with silly things like a lego mini figure.

    • @franklyjustty
      @franklyjustty 4 роки тому +16

      Compliment is real 😂“you sir are the Bob Ross of criminality”

  • @cooperherbert550
    @cooperherbert550 5 років тому +362

    Anyone else notice the common theme of Brian learning to do something for the first time than instantly feeling he has the ability to instruct Jason how to do it

    • @GolfhausYT
      @GolfhausYT 5 років тому +69

      "When I started this sentence I was the student, but by the time I finish it, I will be the master."

    • @soundninja99
      @soundninja99 5 років тому +82

      I have a friend like this, but it actually works with me. Sometimes, your friends can explain something in a way you understand much better than an expert

    • @blackbelt352-dd
      @blackbelt352-dd 5 років тому +23

      The ability to take a skill or concept and teach someone else means you thoroughly understand the skill or concept.

    • @ZeMilchMann
      @ZeMilchMann 5 років тому +11

      I mean brain also has a history of lock picking

    • @andymcl92
      @andymcl92 5 років тому +6

      @@ZeMilchMann It's not like he sells a ring with a shim in it or anything...

  • @baseballviolation
    @baseballviolation 5 років тому +535

    "My methods have been called unorthodox" Should be the Modern Rogue tag line.

    • @WeirdPros
      @WeirdPros 5 років тому +8

      LPL should show them the Ramset tests

    • @Rebecca-fs2rg
      @Rebecca-fs2rg 5 років тому +7

      I want a murphy silhouette tee shirt with that line on it "My methods have been called unorthodox"

    • @theindooroutdoorsman
      @theindooroutdoorsman 5 років тому +1

      @@Rebecca-fs2rg I'd buy two.

  • @ashgay8978
    @ashgay8978 4 роки тому +321

    me: has been on lpl binge for days
    youtube: here is another lockpicking video
    me: sweet lets see something besides lpl
    video: this is the lock picking lawyer

  • @locke2517
    @locke2517 5 років тому +379

    Lock picking lawyer and modern rogue teaming up is like that scene in the avengers where the team comes together

    • @theenzoferrari458
      @theenzoferrari458 5 років тому +1

      That's called the portals scene dumbass. Wannabe fan. Fuck off.

    • @stevewright8284
      @stevewright8284 5 років тому +7

      i’m pretty sure he means in every avengers movie, not just end game. you wannabe fan, fuck off.

    • @autumnhd
      @autumnhd 5 років тому +8

      Fuck off yall gate keepers

    • @CanaanPoE
      @CanaanPoE 5 років тому

      @@theenzoferrari458 I can't tell if this was supposed to be satirical. Either way, it made me laugh so good job.

    • @alexatanasiu6991
      @alexatanasiu6991 4 роки тому

      @@theenzoferrari458 stop gatekeeping jesus

  • @jaycal1920
    @jaycal1920 5 років тому +1027

    "Hi,, im the lockpicking lawyer and i am sorry my client has escaped your cell and will not be attending court today your honor."

  • @cornsmut3275
    @cornsmut3275 4 роки тому +890

    Jigsaw: you wanna play a game. Lock picking lawyer: click on 3 and 4 is binding. Jigsaw: 😧

    • @haveltherock1169
      @haveltherock1169 3 роки тому +66

      Jigsaw, hearing clicks behind him by his door: Oh no.

    • @hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh4060
      @hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh4060 3 роки тому +13

      This made me laugh so hard

    • @MrSchism
      @MrSchism 3 роки тому +4

      @@haveltherock1169 remember: Harry stays strapped.

    • @Preacher_.
      @Preacher_. 3 роки тому +4

      Surprised Picachu Face

    • @diogosousa7698
      @diogosousa7698 3 роки тому +7

      Jigsaw: u need to use this knife and cut a part of you so i can release you
      Loco picking lawyer: tk for the knife *starts picking everthing with a knife*
      Jigsaw:wth is this bs AM out of Here *starts to ear clicks just behind him*

  • @Asahi380
    @Asahi380 5 років тому +366

    "This is the LockPickingLawyer" ...
    Really feels I'm in his channel. I can't say why but man I really love his tone.

    • @thegod961
      @thegod961 5 років тому +5

      Me too i actually love the way he says the very same words on each video

    • @MrSpirit99
      @MrSpirit99 5 років тому +1

      @Rax it's the voice.

    • @rice_to
      @rice_to 5 років тому +4

      his voice is so hot

    • @christowers7307
      @christowers7307 5 років тому +5

      @@rice_to please no

  • @codyphung7912
    @codyphung7912 5 років тому +782

    “We’re getting an adult” He talks as though they are kids, which seems to be true enough

    • @fredhenry101
      @fredhenry101 5 років тому +31

      To be fair, that is his normal voice when doing videos. Even videos that involve guns

    • @JR-ch8rt
      @JR-ch8rt 5 років тому +5

      They also laughed like kids would.

    • @kaiceecrane3884
      @kaiceecrane3884 5 років тому +1

      Alot of people get offended by being talked to like a kid, but when it happens it is alot easier to learn so long a person's ego doesn't get in their own way. I think people like to think kids are inferior to them, so when they are compared to or treated like kids it makes them feel inferior. It probably ties into how some cultures associate personhood and competency with adulthood, but on the competency side of things people tend to associate intelligence as a whole as an important defying trait rather than separating what they are good at (being different types of intelligence rather than one comprehensive one, of which some they are better at than others) and what they are not (they will talk and treat subject matter as if they have competency when they don't to aviod feelings of inferiority) alongside associations of education equating to intelligence rather than intelligence being your ability to problem identify and solve rather than information acquisition and holding (having more information allows you to make more connections and find patterns for problem solving, but is intelligence is morr about what you can do with what you have rather than what you have in of itself); that kind of insecurity formation and action is just a guess based on my own experiences though interacting with others, I think that also ties into why some humans think of humans as superior beings and are offended by being told they are an animal

    • @calatwork7308
      @calatwork7308 5 років тому

      @@kaiceecrane3884 what? That has nothing to do with the original comment, the hell you pull that essay out of?

    • @chickenbob562
      @chickenbob562 5 років тому +1

      @@kaiceecrane3884 yes, exactly. in the end it all comes down to perspective: "do you like what you are being portrayed as? and do you identify yourself with what other people identify you with?"

  • @creatip123
    @creatip123 4 роки тому +1114

    Lock brand: we make untamperable locks
    *LPL picks it in his channel*
    Lock brand: we make security locks that only the lockpicking champion could tamper with
    *This video came out*
    Lock brand: we make....locks

    • @a7iicus448
      @a7iicus448 4 роки тому +39

      or rather things that look like locks or something

    • @koolaidman4501
      @koolaidman4501 4 роки тому

      A7iicus shut up

    • @a7iicus448
      @a7iicus448 4 роки тому +5

      @@koolaidman4501 huh?

    • @koolaidman4501
      @koolaidman4501 4 роки тому +1

      @Trantor The Troll no u

    • @entubadao
      @entubadao 3 роки тому +6

      ...or: "We make locks that lock ...only when they're locked !"

  • @XenXenOfficial
    @XenXenOfficial 5 років тому +418

    "It only took him FOUR seconds that time"
    Yeah, that happens a lot with this guy.

    • @muhwyndham
      @muhwyndham 5 років тому +17

      A lock is good if it took him more than 15 seconds lol

    • @nulano
      @nulano 5 років тому +6

      It's only because he was explaining it along the way.

    • @thegod961
      @thegod961 5 років тому +2

      I'm glad to see lpl 'fans' over here. His channel happens to be one of my favorite right now

    • @joepoelmans5910
      @joepoelmans5910 5 років тому +2

      Maybe its the fact Ive known a lot of perverted people but I expected that comment to take a diff turn entirely lol

    • @Spudweiser3
      @Spudweiser3 5 років тому +3

      That's what she said

  • @popcornchicken9762
    @popcornchicken9762 5 років тому +358

    Two favorite channels collaboration...
    Nice

  • @arielioffe1810
    @arielioffe1810 Рік тому +18

    The way LPL is able to consistently nail his intro even when on a different channel is really impressive…

  • @KingsPhotographySolutions
    @KingsPhotographySolutions 5 років тому +389

    Best padlock in my opinion, is one that's so rusted it's hard to open with the original key. 😉

    • @rangernolen8291
      @rangernolen8291 5 років тому +7

      This comment is gold :^D

    • @solillman2350
      @solillman2350 5 років тому +4

      Mine is the wooden bar with a built in coat rack.

    • @nymalous3428
      @nymalous3428 5 років тому +23

      Gregory king My dad has some of those... actually, he'll do you one better: old rusted locks whose keys he has lost.

    • @SykoLiu
      @SykoLiu 5 років тому +7

      Nym Alous I have a few spare keys that work especially well on old rusted locks!
      They’re also pretty good at driving nails.

    • @brandonlaird6876
      @brandonlaird6876 5 років тому +2

      I find that a welder and a grinder work moderately well.

  • @92BelluS
    @92BelluS 5 років тому +481

    LockPickingLawyer

    • @alexkantor8238
      @alexkantor8238 5 років тому +1

      Him and Deviant Ollam are great

    • @tonyoliver4920
      @tonyoliver4920 5 років тому +8

      Same here. Actually thought we’d get to see his face for the first time

    • @lockpickinglawyer
      @lockpickinglawyer 5 років тому +17

      Thanks. 👍

    • @cmh0223
      @cmh0223 5 років тому

      Tony Oliver I thought the exact same thing. I guess it keeps the mystery alive. He has a great channel, though.

    • @ainzooalgown7589
      @ainzooalgown7589 5 років тому

      Been subbed to LPL and Bosnianbill for a long time too

  • @mootpainter7438
    @mootpainter7438 3 роки тому +26

    I love how LPL is so monotone but also gets all the like emotions and feels out with out changing his voice tone.

  • @hunterhicks6726
    @hunterhicks6726 5 років тому +102

    Dang, when I saw it was with LPL I was really excited to see his face. But I’m still glad two of my favorite youtube channels are collaborating.

    • @adam-bc6tl
      @adam-bc6tl 5 років тому

      Look at his deadbolt combination master lock vid

  • @MyBoomStick1
    @MyBoomStick1 5 років тому +384

    7:30 He missed a great pun opportunity to say that “Understanding what’s inside each of these locks is absolutely key” instead of saying crucial

    • @danielhojland
      @danielhojland 4 роки тому +1

      Hahaha, i thought about that too

    • @Hal_142
      @Hal_142 4 роки тому +8

      feeling like he did that on purpose. I imagine he's heard all the puns by now...

  • @Steeeeeb
    @Steeeeeb 3 роки тому +15

    I've watched so many of LPL's videos. But seeing him teaching someone really demonstrates how talented he is.

  • @JonathanAlba
    @JonathanAlba 5 років тому +489

    LockPickingLawyer can find the G-Spot to any lock

    • @bruhbruh7886
      @bruhbruh7886 4 роки тому +4

      Jonathan Alba thats...one way to put it i guess

    • @theheck9424
      @theheck9424 4 роки тому

      No💗

    • @JonathanAlba
      @JonathanAlba 4 роки тому +1

      the heck are you disagreeing?

    • @bruhbruh7886
      @bruhbruh7886 4 роки тому

      Jonathan Alba the quoting of the name is perfect lol

    • @Shenorai
      @Shenorai 4 роки тому

      I mean, if anyone has seen his April Fool's Day videos, he DOES have videos on his Coq, his wife's Beaver, and his ex-girlfriend's back door...

  • @LancerFanClub
    @LancerFanClub 5 років тому +243

    “I’m waiting for some magical, super high tech, Mission Impossible tool.”
    “This is a magnet”

  • @ammoalamo6485
    @ammoalamo6485 3 роки тому +30

    All of us bicyclists should always keep in mind how easy locks are to bypass or pick - and bike locks are notorious for having really strong chains or cables or bars, held closed by locks that are very easy to defeat. In the time it takes to ring up a bottle of water in the convenience store your bike lock can be opened ten times over.

    • @NeurosenkavalierEmilSinclair
      @NeurosenkavalierEmilSinclair 10 місяців тому +1

      usuallly if bikes are stolen, the lock or chain is gonna be broken with force. So even an easy to bypass or pick lock makes your bike or whatever way safer

    • @uncommonman
      @uncommonman 10 місяців тому

      The only reason for locking a bike is to be able to claim insurance

    • @usernamemykel
      @usernamemykel 10 місяців тому

      That's why, instead of water, one should buy beer...

  • @ChaosExodus
    @ChaosExodus 5 років тому +23

    Listen to this man, bros. If you’re forcing it, you’re doing it wrong. Everyone, especially your spouse, will thank you.

  • @leovaldez680
    @leovaldez680 Рік тому +12

    I used to pick our cheap luggage locks with a tiny screwdriver. Now, 11 years later I finally understand that it was because there was no shielding between the core and the mechanism. LPL is just the best

  • @Im_Player_2
    @Im_Player_2 3 роки тому +23

    I love how non pretentious and happy LPL is to share his passion with others

  • @emmetthowell899
    @emmetthowell899 Рік тому +3

    Oh my god I realized how much I love their subtitles when it specified that LPL was reassuring about the bent shim. It’s such a minor detail that can really change how some people can experience a video if they have audio processing issues or trouble telling tone

  • @carpefuego
    @carpefuego 4 роки тому +37

    The joy expressed here is so perfectly representative of the joy that got me hooked on this stuff. Am here to see LPL be LPL. These guys are great compliments to his energy.

  • @minetruly
    @minetruly 4 роки тому +1379

    Common household objects
    3 seconds later:
    Throwing star

    • @shark777538
      @shark777538 4 роки тому +47

      How else would you protect yourself from ninja intruders

    • @halp5973
      @halp5973 4 роки тому +16

      @@shark777538 throwing stars are too unorthodox. Knives are the new cool

    • @shadowflamelightburst4503
      @shadowflamelightburst4503 4 роки тому +2

      Brupcat you sure? I have many brass knuckles and ninja stars lying around my house

    • @GOAT_GOATERSON
      @GOAT_GOATERSON 4 роки тому

      You mean not everyone has a stack of ninja starts lying around?

    • @jwn5
      @jwn5 3 роки тому

      Actually these days... I wouldn't doubt its common...

  • @1AmGroot
    @1AmGroot 4 роки тому +97

    Brian: "I'm waiting for some kind if magical, super hi-tech, mission impossible tool..."
    LPL: "This is a magnet"
    Brian: *Bursts out laughing*

  • @thatoneasiankid8734
    @thatoneasiankid8734 5 років тому +77

    So from what I understand is the best lock is a solid loop of metal you have to hack though and weld back together each time you want to open your box.

    • @MrKeserian
      @MrKeserian 5 років тому +21

      When you're dealing with the Lock Picking Lawyer, that may work. The problem is that he's going to call his friend BosnianBill who'll just shoot it with a .50 cal.

    • @thatoneasiankid8734
      @thatoneasiankid8734 5 років тому +1

      @@MrKeserian you may have a point...

    • @MrKeserian
      @MrKeserian 5 років тому +1

      @@thatoneasiankid8734 I don't know if you've watched bill's videos, but he's far more willing to go with... Erm... "destructive" entry methods than LPL.

    • @matthewhoward5619
      @matthewhoward5619 5 років тому +2

      Well if you're REALLY paranoid you can always go with a Squire lock that has a high-end core.
      Squire's top tier lock was able to withstand numerous .50 BMG rounds, and can be given cores outside of the skill range of most lock pickers.
      Of course, it's also absurdly heavy and large.

    • @airmanon7213
      @airmanon7213 5 років тому +2

      @@MrKeserian what about the Bowley locks? I don't think Lock Picking Lawyer has picked those yet.

  • @berylviarisdelesegno4915
    @berylviarisdelesegno4915 3 роки тому +18

    I'm a big fan of LPL. It's so nice to see him teaching others and you can enjoy even more his talent when you see others having a hard time. He always make it seams effortless.

  • @lucylemongrab6575
    @lucylemongrab6575 5 років тому +283

    "I'm still perfectly straight... I'm just going to twist a little bit and shove in" - LockPickingLawyer 2019

    • @sylvie_on
      @sylvie_on 5 років тому +6

      Dude, that’s gay.

    • @slashersoul2380
      @slashersoul2380 4 роки тому

      @@sylvie_on i think that was his intention

    • @jeycara6249
      @jeycara6249 4 роки тому +1

      thats what she said ;p

  • @UnwovenSleeve
    @UnwovenSleeve 5 років тому +355

    This is the lock picking lawyer and today we’re gonna supervise a bunch of kids.

    • @thegod961
      @thegod961 5 років тому +1

      Lol i bet he actually felt like this during this video 😂

    • @sleeptyper
      @sleeptyper 5 років тому +1

      Overhype is probably part of their UA-cam characters.

  • @Pijawek
    @Pijawek 4 роки тому +40

    'I'm still perfectly straight. I'm just gonna twist it a bit and shove in'.

  • @o0Avalon0o
    @o0Avalon0o 5 років тому +41

    Honestly, I learned the basics of this before leaving high school (parent had a mental breakdown & would lock me in my room & wander off, things got better eventually), but locks are mainly for keeping honest people honest & away from crimes of opportunity.

    • @chickenbob562
      @chickenbob562 5 років тому +2

      dude, this is so fucking true and im surprised i have never thought about this myself before. thanks for this.

    • @Kitejrpaladin
      @Kitejrpaladin 5 років тому +5

      @@chickenbob562 Years ago in high school, I took the ASVAB CEB and one of the questions just stuck with me.
      Twenty-five percent of all household
      burglaries can be attributed to
      unlocked windows or doors. Crime
      is the result of opportunity plus
      desire.
      To prevent crime, it is each
      individual’s responsibility to
      Prevent the Opportunity
      We have no control over the desire of others.

    • @Speed001
      @Speed001 4 роки тому

      I only ever learned how to pick one lock, the one to the TV room.

  • @imstupid880
    @imstupid880 5 років тому +16

    It's amazing to me how LPL always sounds so perfectly calm and relaxing.

    • @kd5nrh
      @kd5nrh 5 років тому

      You would too if you had a law degree to fall back on in case your lucrative black market former police gun franchise ever runs into trouble.

  • @sinanaldulaymi4103
    @sinanaldulaymi4103 4 роки тому +223

    Jason: "They should make a law that if I can pick the lock, the CEO is fired"
    Me: Murphy's law
    Brian: "The Murphy protocol"

    • @pandoratheclay
      @pandoratheclay 2 роки тому +5

      The law’s copyrighted, we can only afford the protocol

    • @dolorsitametblue
      @dolorsitametblue Рік тому +2

      Murphy's law is already a thing: "Anything that can go wrong will go wrong."

  • @markayy
    @markayy 4 роки тому +44

    Bruh, i was really excited to hear his iconic "nothing on 1, 2 is binding, got a click there, 3 is binding, got a click out of him, got a click out of 4 and five is loose, back to 1..."

  • @jaycenhill879
    @jaycenhill879 5 років тому +48

    Brian- "Alright waddya got?"
    Jason- "Brass knuckles,"
    Brian- "T-too soon."
    Damn that hit me in the feels more than I thought it would...
    (For context the brass knuckles are the collab project that Brian and Grant from king of random did together a couple years ago.)

    • @MeritedLine1491
      @MeritedLine1491 5 років тому +4

      Oohhhh yeah! I had no idea what it was in reference to, in all honesty I kind of forgot that Grant died

    • @McNooby142
      @McNooby142 5 років тому +4

      Yeah.. He died.. Now he is The Legend Of Random

  • @CanadaHQ
    @CanadaHQ 4 роки тому +36

    "Kingsley you lock making chooches, you made me look capable at something!" best quote from Jason ever

  • @crashgear08
    @crashgear08 5 років тому +154

    LOL his reaction " I did the thing I did the thing, I learned" Hilarious...

    • @erminesvan
      @erminesvan 5 років тому +2

      that guy is a meme during the entire video

    • @SirMcAwesome
      @SirMcAwesome 4 роки тому +1

      They were kinda acting like kids the whole time.

  • @humphrey7079
    @humphrey7079 5 років тому +115

    This makes raiding police cars in the apocalypse so much easier thank you

    • @Brokensnowball
      @Brokensnowball 5 років тому +5

      and also not in the apocalypse

    • @birb_ii2159
      @birb_ii2159 5 років тому

      Parker Broderick Bad Idea. Don't Commit.

    • @nulano
      @nulano 5 років тому +1

      Oh, and the car key is usually universal:
      www.google.com/search?q=universal%20key%20police%20car
      Sometimes even available on ebay!

  • @andreniki8864
    @andreniki8864 4 роки тому +58

    When you realize that life is like a badly manufactured lock. It seems strong and stable, until something rlly stupid and unexpected happens and all is gone

  • @HomemadeChemistry
    @HomemadeChemistry 5 років тому +202

    "The trick is to insert it the correct depth. I will put my finger to make sure to not over-insert it."
    The Modern Rogue

    • @Scavenger82
      @Scavenger82 5 років тому +42

      "If you're pushing hard, you're not doing it right."
      "You're at too much of an angle when you're inserting this."
      "I'm just gonna twist a little bit, then shove in." 😏

    • @Blakefulable
      @Blakefulable 5 років тому +1

      hehehe omg he said finger lets post something hinting at it being dirty because we all know fingers are only used with vaginas!!!11111
      Fucking 9 year olds of youtube commenting lmfao. Homemade Cumistry you fucking loser.

    • @powerpug964
      @powerpug964 5 років тому +1

      12:51 listen and learn

  • @jamesmatthews291
    @jamesmatthews291 5 років тому +65

    3:50 - every first-time lock picker: “Oooh! I did the thing! I did the thing!”

  • @Stage4000
    @Stage4000 4 роки тому +314

    If we are being honest, I only came to this vid in the hopes of a face reveal from LPL.

  • @therocknrollmillennial535
    @therocknrollmillennial535 5 років тому +102

    10:01
    "See, I'm still perfectly straight."
    So was I, until I watched this video.

    • @Scavenger82
      @Scavenger82 5 років тому +16

      "If you're pushing hard, you're not doing it right."
      "You're at too much of an angle when you're inserting this."
      "I'm just gonna twist a little bit, then shove in." 😏

    • @zyrota4295
      @zyrota4295 5 років тому +4

      Kudos ❤️

    • @rampagent9226
      @rampagent9226 5 років тому +5

      Had to check the comments to see if someone else caught that XD

  • @WisdomVendor1
    @WisdomVendor1 5 років тому +100

    Disclaimer : No keys experienced any wear or stress during the making of this video.

    • @royclark307
      @royclark307 5 років тому

      Actually it should be =
      > "No KEYS Were HARMED" < 🙄
      During Making Video 👍 👍👍👍👍
      All R HAPPY ON The "KEY FARM"
      ➕ Been "Fed Watered N Put 2 Bed" 👌

    • @StormFlyer657
      @StormFlyer657 5 років тому

      Locks on the other hand those are a different story

  • @dependswhosaskin9804
    @dependswhosaskin9804 3 роки тому +5

    Heres the thing, his lock picking skills are incredible to say the least but what impresses me the most is that he has such a strong moral compass that he uses his unmatched skills to educate.

  • @lexikiq
    @lexikiq 5 років тому +70

    this is the collab i didn't know i needed but oh my god the lack of their faces and reactions feels so off

  • @dominickbenincasa5043
    @dominickbenincasa5043 5 років тому +73

    “Oh! I did the thing!!” - Brian Brushwood
    That needs to be a t-shirt

  • @JRHainsworth
    @JRHainsworth 4 роки тому +36

    16:21 "It's a little bit harder to- there we go."

  • @johnsalkeld1088
    @johnsalkeld1088 5 років тому +901

    This guy should design some locks that he can’t pick

    • @TitanBeats
      @TitanBeats 5 років тому +155

      there are a few he hasnt been able to pick, he has picked prison locks on his channel

    • @crustybomb115
      @crustybomb115 5 років тому +22

      @@TitanBeats wait WHAT????

    • @TitanBeats
      @TitanBeats 5 років тому +96

      @@crustybomb115 almost all locks out there can be picked most locks that are harder to pick have security pins (some look like the spool on a fishing reel, or like serrated knifes) different security pins require different ways to pick them most locks that lpl haven't been able to pick are locks that don't give you access to the pins which most are too expensive for people to use normally

    • @jaskajokunen3716
      @jaskajokunen3716 5 років тому +9

      abloy locks are decent

    • @Falcrist
      @Falcrist 4 роки тому +86

      @@TitanBeats All locks can be picked. Some are too difficult for almost anyone to pick, and more importantly: Not all locks are worth the effort of picking them.
      There's always another way in. Your lock should ideally be more difficult than the alternative.

  • @EXTRA300s
    @EXTRA300s 5 років тому +51

    LPL his successful channel with only his hands, NOPE its his hands, opening the locks AND very important his VOICE!

    • @LiqnLag
      @LiqnLag 5 років тому +3

      Indeed, LPL has a great voice.

    • @kenconify
      @kenconify 5 років тому

      And the Ramset.

    • @hep1016
      @hep1016 4 роки тому

      i think your forgetting the pick that bosnianbill and LPL made

    • @Techprep23
      @Techprep23 4 роки тому

      LPL could narrate paint drying. And it still would be very interesting.

  • @Guzten2
    @Guzten2 4 роки тому +107

    "1/8" = 3 7/40mm" Yep now it's crystal clear..

  • @kicknsystm
    @kicknsystm 4 роки тому +29

    I've been criticized most of my life because I feel the need to know how things work (inside). If I throw something away I take it apart first. Even in math, I feel the need to know a formula works. I didn't finish fourth grade but I went to night school less than 16 classes, got my GED, took a home course, graduated Automotive Technology probably because I knew how things worked inside. Great video, thank you soooo much!

    • @kaikart123
      @kaikart123 4 роки тому +1

      What if one day you want to know how humans works?

    • @bruhbruh7886
      @bruhbruh7886 4 роки тому

      ngentotsemua thats what scientists are trying to do

  • @Kamodomon
    @Kamodomon 4 роки тому +19

    It's kinda wild to hear the LockpickingLawyer and then hear someone with that fast UA-cam talk in the same video.

  • @Ryanzuggyzug
    @Ryanzuggyzug 4 роки тому +44

    when i was in middle school i remember turning a pencil (metal part) into a shim and opening a couple hundred locks with it, took about 2-3 seconds each time

    • @ericharris9504
      @ericharris9504 4 роки тому +2

      Yo can You teach me how to do that

    • @leomadero562
      @leomadero562 4 роки тому +1

      Just cut it in half

    • @mikgo3844
      @mikgo3844 Рік тому

      Exactly like mee!!!
      Master wite number😜
      And a bandana on the eyes
      10 lock....10 secondes👍😎

  • @GolfhausYT
    @GolfhausYT 5 років тому +42

    13:32 Jason suddenly realizes that without a face to emote with, he has to do with his hands.

  • @malkeus6487
    @malkeus6487 3 роки тому +1

    These instructions take on a whole new meaning if you are just listening to the video...

  • @Scavenger82
    @Scavenger82 5 років тому +175

    "If you're pushing hard, you're not doing it right."
    "You're at too much of an angle when you're inserting this."
    "I'm just gonna twist a little bit, then shove in."
    "It's so satisfying when it clicks, oh it's so good." 😏

    • @nathan24-_-2
      @nathan24-_-2 5 років тому +1

      MasterQ 19 I like how it’s at 69 likes

    • @sneakrrr
      @sneakrrr 5 років тому +1

      Don’t forget Brian’s “GAAAHH”

  • @AdrianCuyubambaDiaz
    @AdrianCuyubambaDiaz 5 років тому +58

    I read “LockPickingLawyer” and I just click, like and comment
    That’s how it works

  • @HeAD-CRuMBs
    @HeAD-CRuMBs 3 роки тому +2

    The Lawyer never ceases to amaze me. Because of him I started picking...

  • @georges6432
    @georges6432 4 роки тому +6

    Wow Brian and Jason never stop interrupting LPL the whole time. I guess it's just the excitement! Excellent video.

  • @davidm8371
    @davidm8371 5 років тому +4

    Two of my favorite channels. As for LPL, this is the first time that I have found that you break it all down in a single video.

  • @qurtisss1304
    @qurtisss1304 4 роки тому +1

    LockPickingLawyer's voice is so magical and calm, it's almost unbelievable.

  • @RBelmont007
    @RBelmont007 5 років тому +4

    "The Murphy Protocol" is the best thing I've heard all week!

  • @KuroRiot
    @KuroRiot 5 років тому +299

    "im waiting for some super high tech mission impossible gadget" *short pause* "This is a magnet" lmaoooo

    • @killgaet6253
      @killgaet6253 5 років тому +10

      fucking magnets, how do they work?

    • @fabriciogoulart4564
      @fabriciogoulart4564 4 роки тому +1

      Now you know how to survive apocalypse...

    • @kkounal974
      @kkounal974 4 роки тому

      @@killgaet6253 surprising hard to scientifically explain lol. But the guy is using it to pull a small piece of metal on the inside unlocking it.

    • @killgaet6253
      @killgaet6253 4 роки тому

      @@kkounal974 thanks, but it was a joke about lyrics of a song.

    • @kkounal974
      @kkounal974 4 роки тому

      @@killgaet6253 honestly not a bad song i give it 6/10

  • @f.cscootriders
    @f.cscootriders Рік тому +2

    Great to hear lock picking lawyer letting loose and having fun. He seems like a really cool guy to meet

  • @TrailMix135
    @TrailMix135 5 років тому +48

    “I’m waiting for some magical, super high tech, mission impossible tool”
    “This is a magnet”

    • @cggambill
      @cggambill 5 років тому

      If the handcuff style are "double locked" neither the shim nor the magnet will work.

  • @coreydolan
    @coreydolan 5 років тому +4

    Been a LPL subscriber for years! Glad to see he is branching out. Just watched him on Braille skateboardings channel and now here! Go LPL

  • @polaroidsofpolarbears365
    @polaroidsofpolarbears365 5 років тому +16

    My friend's dad taught me how to pick locks, he was a lock Smith after his 9-5 job, but he also enjoyed the puzzle, so he had a huge box of many different brands of locks to pick. I found out pretty quickly that master locks were the easiest to pick. Sadly, when I got hooked on drugs, picking locks became a necessity so I could have my dope for the day. Luckily I was strong enough to drop the habit 6 yrs ago, but I still enjoy picking locks as a hobby. Btw, 4 number combination locks are the absolute easiest locks to pick. Just like in this video, you just have to slide a tool into the side of the 3rd wheel, so don't use them. I did it alllll the time.

    • @sweetreamer5101
      @sweetreamer5101 Рік тому +4

      Happy to hear you rose above your addiction; I wish you good fortune in your future endeavors.

  • @tryintheirbestpacito7765
    @tryintheirbestpacito7765 3 роки тому +3

    Their giddy laughter and cheering everytime LPL picks a lock super fast and then when they manage to do it themselves is awesome dkdjdjskaknd

  • @random-unbreaded-commentor
    @random-unbreaded-commentor 5 років тому +7

    There needs to be a kit with all these picks and diagrams for which picks destroy which locks. Would be amazing

  • @DMN1-1
    @DMN1-1 3 роки тому +1

    Love the subtle nod to a brushwood film, night attack(2014)

  • @GHOSTking894
    @GHOSTking894 5 років тому +126

    don't forget the biggest bit of negligence, the fact that the 2 gun locks can be opened by commecially available handcuff keys

    • @Jake1973_
      @Jake1973_ 5 років тому

      Did the shotgun lock have 2 keys? It looked like a wafer lock(almost as bad 😆) Either way, scary garbage for securing weapons

    • @GHOSTking894
      @GHOSTking894 5 років тому +5

      @@Jake1973_ the shotgun lock when shown did have two keys, one that is unique but each has an override that uses the handcuff keys that anyone with $5 and a local toy store can buy and see what they look like

    • @Jake1973_
      @Jake1973_ 5 років тому +1

      @@GHOSTking894 Wow, might as well use zip ties! Thanks for the info 👍

    • @GHOSTking894
      @GHOSTking894 5 років тому

      @@Jake1973_ zip ties can be shimmed and snapped by a similar torque technique akin to the double wrench method

    • @kaz_iaa
      @kaz_iaa 5 років тому +4

      We just need to secure our things with cheap chinese packaging. Tell me you have opened that random chinese toy packaging without tearing it- that's right, you can't.

  • @tmduke55221
    @tmduke55221 5 років тому +8

    Back when I was in the Army in the mid 80's we had the Masterlock the one with the blue logo, when we locked our keys in the locker, we would hold the lock up over the handle and then smacked it with a hammer or the metal pole from our bunk and it would pop right open.

  • @MrKrimson
    @MrKrimson 3 роки тому +1

    Always love the thick accent hidden behind presenter mode the LPL has - especially how he says key. Even if this isnt how he speaks to people in real life and he's just in teacher made its great

  • @rmhartman
    @rmhartman 4 роки тому +24

    Back when I was in high school (when dinosaurs roamed the earth) everybody had a master lock, combination type, on their lockers. These were vulnerable to the shim attack. There were two good sources. The better one were street sweeper brush wires, which were actually not so much wires as long skinny and flat pieces of metal. You could find these on the street just by keeping your eyes out, because they fall off ... if not all the time, then at least enough of the time. The second source is also a long skinny flat piece of metal, from a ruler. The good rulers, meant to be used as a straightedge, had a thin blade on the edge, to prevent the wood from getting dented and ruining it as a straightedge.

    • @HowManyRobot
      @HowManyRobot Рік тому

      My high school (1999-2003) had the lockers with the combination knobs built-in, and they changed the combinations each year. It would've been fine if they didn't also keep the spreadsheet with all of the combinations in an open folder on the network. I found them while bored one day, showed someone, and a few weeks later he was suspended for selling printouts of the spreadsheet in the hallway.

  • @Napthalicious
    @Napthalicious 5 років тому +157

    I once had a full lock-picking set. It got stolen...

    • @TheCrimsonIdol987
      @TheCrimsonIdol987 4 роки тому +19

      The irony of this situation amuses me greatly. :D

    • @Napthalicious
      @Napthalicious 4 роки тому +32

      @@TheCrimsonIdol987 Yes, irony. Around the same time there was an incident in which my then roommate's brother burst into our apartment claiming that his car had just been broken into. We asked what was taken and he said "my window-punch and ignition-jack" (in other words, his car stealing tools).

    • @Napthalicious
      @Napthalicious 4 роки тому +10

      There was yet another night wherein we had many guests and I suddenly burst out laughing. Kenny said "what's so funny?" I said "I'm the only one in this room without a felony conviction." They all started counting and discovered it was true, I couldn't stop laughing about it. The irony here is that although I've been arrested 3 times, I've never been convicted. I've never actually perpetrated any crime. At least not on record.
      That apartment turned out to be a sort of safehouse for a while. The last place the cops would ever think to look.
      But that was many years ago. I have since moved on and have as little dealings with convicted criminals as possible these days. But I do understand them...

    • @Napthalicious
      @Napthalicious 4 роки тому +23

      Moral of the story is: don't leave your thieving tools lying around in a house full of thieves...

    • @Speed001
      @Speed001 4 роки тому +2

      @@Napthalicious Teach me your ways o wise one.

  • @jarlemfaurote2039
    @jarlemfaurote2039 2 роки тому +1

    Well when I'm traveling and freezing outside and I see abandoned building I will think of you guys and say thank you for the warm space for the night

  • @korehakowai180
    @korehakowai180 4 роки тому +43

    Them: "How did he get a gun!?!"
    Me: "Magnet"

  • @Violaetor
    @Violaetor 5 років тому +31

    Was waiting for a BosnianBill cameo to bypass all the locks at once with a .50cal at the end of the video... maybe next time.

  • @TheGamefreakr
    @TheGamefreakr Рік тому +2

    Brians “I did the thing I did the thing, I learned!” Spontaneously triggered a lot of laughter

  • @shawndiaz7528
    @shawndiaz7528 2 роки тому +6

    After years of seeing LPL's content here and there, my only takeaways are schools are way too keen on cutting locker locks, and keys are just really specific and dummy proof lock picks.

    • @leechowning8728
      @leechowning8728 7 місяців тому

      Schools do that because, for some inexplicable reason, they believe the kids will not figure something out without being shown. The janitor having a pick kit in his pocket could inspire some young man to begin a life of crime, raiding girls lockers, basically.