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  • Former FBI agent and body language expert Joe Navarro breaks down the various ways we communicate non-verbally. What does it mean when we fold our arms? Why do we interlace our fingers? Can a poker player actually hide their body language?
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  • @keithsmith9833
    @keithsmith9833 4 роки тому +18957

    His body language told me that he was thinking “so these idiots think I can teach 40+ years of experience and education in a 15 minute video”.

  • @MothaLuva
    @MothaLuva 4 роки тому +12086

    When a fist lands in someone’s face that body language tells me that they don’t like each other.

  • @154421535
    @154421535 Рік тому +1281

    It easy to tell when someone lies. Their noses grow longer.
    This guy is good at his job. Need more people like him.

  • @blessing168
    @blessing168 Рік тому +490

    Key takeaway: Every body language is transmitting some sort of information. Just try to assess but do not over-judge, especially if someone cross their arms or roll their eyes in different direction. It may not mean anything. Also, you can move around to identify the most comfortable space with others

    • @thehangingparsiple5692
      @thehangingparsiple5692 Рік тому +8

      If someone rolls their eyes in different directions I think it means call emergency services

    • @mariaquiet6211
      @mariaquiet6211 8 місяців тому +2

      We really needed an expert to tell us that, right

    • @Dawn-Songs
      @Dawn-Songs 3 місяці тому +1

      ​@@thehangingparsiple5692 I immediately thought of loopy Marty Feldman the comedian 😂

    • @nomadpi1
      @nomadpi1 Місяць тому +1

      But none of this applies if a dog walks up and begins to urinate on your leg. Then you can move about without being assessed as to your motives by a nearby FBI agent.

  • @nubslife2200
    @nubslife2200 4 роки тому +8600

    Everyone with anxiety: moves around
    FBI: he’s the one

  • @thatguy210
    @thatguy210 3 роки тому +19089

    Girl: *screams at me*
    Me: ah yes, according to the body language, she is angry

  • @kickingdownthedoors
    @kickingdownthedoors Рік тому +324

    This is especially interesting to me as an autistic person with CPTSD. I had to research neurotypical body language for years in order to mask effectively, because when I'm unmasked, most people interpret my body language as indicative of my behavior being avoidant, uninterested, or dishonest, and as a result I've noticed that usually people treat me better when I am actively masking. It takes so much energy on a day to day basis just to keep up this behavior, and I've become very introverted because of it. Solitude is a relief. I love how Mr. Navarro breaks down behaviors as self-soothing, not necessarily a tell of dishonesty. I wonder how other neurodivergent people feel about this.

    • @xInfisphere
      @xInfisphere Рік тому +27

      I was just about to comment something similar… you said it so beautifully. I am in agreement! I prefer only unmasking around my close circle who knows my sincerity despite my contradictory facial expressions/body language. I’ve tried otherwise and have just continually confused people. Given how fleeting most interactions are on a day to day I find it best to utilize a bridging, which is to say, to speak “their language” and mask. I do try to find a balance, where I’m not forcing joy when not feeling it, but I am for instance, more subtly expressing my eyes and lips and tone, so it’s clear enough what I’m intending. 🤍 I hear you, it takes a lot of energy. I have to be sure to make a lot of space to myself to recharge

    • @jackjackum
      @jackjackum Рік тому +5

      yeah you might want to tone the masking down thats going to damage your health

    • @bilbofloggins7713
      @bilbofloggins7713 Рік тому +6

      ​@@jackjackum it's a balance. However it's better to foster a good self esteem and self value to where if people don't like you for being you it's seen as a good thing because there are so many people and you'd rather have authentic people in your circle. Stim or be stimmed by the muggles.

    • @mamadoom9724
      @mamadoom9724 Рік тому +7

      I’m glad you brought this up because I’m autistic and I had the same thoughts as you

    • @dudanunesbleff
      @dudanunesbleff Рік тому +3

      Hang on there, you are not alone!

  • @legendstar8564
    @legendstar8564 Рік тому +47

    I loved when he said we blink 8 times per minute and then blinks 7 times in ten seconds

    • @eileen6646
      @eileen6646 8 днів тому

      He could be trying to access more information. It's easier to recall if you block out other senses. When I try to recall a lot of info I tend to close my eyes lol

  • @CanadianBullFrog
    @CanadianBullFrog 4 роки тому +8153

    Me: Dressing up as a frog on Halloween.
    FBI: mentally unstable

    • @samp4244
      @samp4244 4 роки тому +135

      *go on*

    • @ronf7468
      @ronf7468 4 роки тому +26

      CanadianBullFrog toadly🐸wacko 😂✨☕️✨👋

    • @AvianSavara
      @AvianSavara 4 роки тому +21

      They'd be entirely right.

    • @biandreadytocry7939
      @biandreadytocry7939 4 роки тому +12

      But is he wrong

    • @ICE4B
      @ICE4B 4 роки тому +6

      @0 13 Do you want to know how we know?

  • @LivadaNiki
    @LivadaNiki 3 роки тому +9607

    "Forehead can reveal the amount of stress we had during the life"
    Oh boi, poor Gordon Ramsay

    • @thuy-anle1793
      @thuy-anle1793 3 роки тому +240

      bald people: ....

    • @dubbaavatohtori2709
      @dubbaavatohtori2709 3 роки тому +103

      More like poor Emeperor Palpatine

    • @marybrown7228
      @marybrown7228 3 роки тому +62

      Poor Dr. Phil

    • @Aragorn-wp2xm
      @Aragorn-wp2xm 3 роки тому +1

      Hahahah

    • @speesy32
      @speesy32 3 роки тому +37

      emily brooke They’re talking about the crease lines that form over the years. Gordon has several deep ones.

  • @rhondamadgirl
    @rhondamadgirl 10 місяців тому +34

    This guy gives me some comfort. I’m highly anxious and do a lot of the things some of the other body language people say indicate deception. It’s just my anxiety. I’m glad to see this guy looks at it differently.

    • @Queenofgreen515
      @Queenofgreen515 3 місяці тому +1

      Same!

    • @nomadpi1
      @nomadpi1 Місяць тому

      He lied. His whole effort was sponsored by the FBI to fool you so you'd screw up your next bank robbery/

  • @johnwatkins3883
    @johnwatkins3883 10 місяців тому +94

    I like this guy. He's got very good energy and I love his relaxed but yet serious mood he's got going on. Also very intelligent and he definitely is a very confident dude. I don't know this guy but he's got my respect.

    • @isildurany2888
      @isildurany2888 Місяць тому +2

      when will you propose ?

    • @nomadpi1
      @nomadpi1 Місяць тому

      Did you watch his feet as he spoke? He wasn't relaxed at all. He was very tense, yet happy go-lucky. I saw he wasn't very intelligent and had little confidence. I'm sure you didn't respect him at all.

  • @HornySingleMom
    @HornySingleMom 3 роки тому +7460

    “How we walk has meaning” For example, if someone has a limp, there is a chance they are injured.

  • @seasharpdeflat
    @seasharpdeflat 4 роки тому +7701

    I'm an expert too. I saw a guy walking the other day and quickly deduced he was going somewhere.

  • @Robert08010
    @Robert08010 Рік тому +15

    As a non-spy and non-European, I have carried flowers that way. If you go walking along holding the flowers upright, the weight of the flower blossoms is bouncing on the stems and it only takes a little damage to the stems before the flowers wilt. However if you carry them upside down there is far less weight on the stems and so your less likely to do damage to them. Its really kind of obvious. While I can see why he thought it means the person was European, it might just has well have meant he was smart.

  • @indigocheetah4172
    @indigocheetah4172 Рік тому +35

    I found his observation of the poker players fascinating . It would be interesting to show a longer segment on that .

  • @DarkAurora
    @DarkAurora 4 роки тому +17279

    I can tell by his body language he is saying "please get me a taller chair"

  • @goskidmark
    @goskidmark 4 роки тому +56625

    This guy's body language tells me that he is uncomfortable with this interview and that he is withholding information.

    • @johng6080
      @johng6080 4 роки тому +6093

      GO SkidMaRk Time to waterboard him until we get the information were after.

    • @soip6710
      @soip6710 4 роки тому +1430

      @@johng6080 we're

    • @doraemonsam123
      @doraemonsam123 4 роки тому +1085

      @@soip6710 lol who cares about grammar and your gonna be like *Lol who cares about grammar and you're gonna be like* is the correction your going to make

    • @soip6710
      @soip6710 4 роки тому +795

      @@doraemonsam123 eh, just bothers me

    • @philattlee1
      @philattlee1 4 роки тому +313

      You're. Reading written language. Haha

  • @teresachan9572
    @teresachan9572 4 місяці тому +8

    This topic is so interesting because of how unconscious body language sometimes is. Even if the spy knows they’re being assessed, it’s still kinda hard to hide their nervousness or reaction to a certain cue. For us I think it’s pretty worth learning to be confident in events when necessary

  • @Sahibateri90
    @Sahibateri90 Рік тому +3

    The first half got me hooked. Because I always cross my arms, and touch my face. But I'm always ready to open those arms and give a hug to when my friends approach me. I always thought it was odd when they said it means you're being stand offish if you if you cross your arms. I thought, no it isn't. Thank you.

  • @mflowers2755
    @mflowers2755 3 роки тому +5979

    Im gonna carry flowers upside down now, see if the FBI pops out of the bushes.

  • @_wowzaimshook_9368
    @_wowzaimshook_9368 3 роки тому +7589

    Daughter: He’s just a friend.
    Him: the shake of your left toe says otherwise

    • @loveyou5507
      @loveyou5507 2 роки тому +71

      Omg 😭😭

    • @utatwt8688
      @utatwt8688 2 роки тому +34

      💀💀💀

    • @twodragons1780
      @twodragons1780 2 роки тому +99

      I love how you wrote left toe as though he only has two toes 😂

    • @tomryan914
      @tomryan914 2 роки тому +15

      "Right-o, right-o... ." "Why do keep saying 'Right-o', Ramjet." "Because you're standing on my right toe!": Roger Ramjet hilarious cartoon series. (Look it up)

    • @themostdiabolicalhater5986
      @themostdiabolicalhater5986 2 роки тому +20

      @@tomryan914 with jokes like that, no wonder nobody has ever heard of it. Painfully unfunny

  • @danrieke9988
    @danrieke9988 9 місяців тому +4

    Excellent video! So helpful. Appreciate it very much, and it shows clearly that this is a good man.

  • @kuhleb3565
    @kuhleb3565 Рік тому +4

    The unmatched perspicacity coupled with the sheer indefatigability of this man makes him a god of the human realm.

  • @tq7013
    @tq7013 4 роки тому +6910

    FBI men in movies:
    “That man’s blood type is o-negative, his father Bob was killed in a car accident and his last meal was a taco.”

    • @eugenepark7579
      @eugenepark7579 4 роки тому +109

      Who are you?

    • @v2chiller333
      @v2chiller333 4 роки тому +293

      A A his name is Patrick and he has had a sad past his dad joe mama has lived a life of crime and terrible stuff he has a dog a nephew and his fish who drowned yes his fish drowned don’t ask.

    • @irisciel9909
      @irisciel9909 4 роки тому +13

      @@v2chiller333 😂😂😂

    • @yared3900
      @yared3900 4 роки тому +36

      No that’s Sherlock Holmes

    • @avakassebaum1865
      @avakassebaum1865 4 роки тому +27

      *pulls a sherlock*

  • @dingleberry1242
    @dingleberry1242 4 роки тому +5316

    Me: breathes normally
    Fbi: I see, you inhale oxygen as well

    • @chetnadethe8172
      @chetnadethe8172 4 роки тому +79

      Also FBI : Expecting me to say that?

    • @impazie
      @impazie 4 роки тому +117

      FBI: Terrorists also breathe...

    • @dbtest117
      @dbtest117 4 роки тому +5

      All the same.
      !?

    • @sepsa7468
      @sepsa7468 4 роки тому +1

      Elle Lawliet // :0

    • @agarrikr2996
      @agarrikr2996 4 роки тому +1

      @@sepsa7468 L Lawliet... Kira

  • @FutureDoco
    @FutureDoco 5 місяців тому +1

    Oh my god, this is going to help me understand so much during conversations

  • @Humanizam2
    @Humanizam2 Рік тому +1

    We need more of these!

  • @id2028
    @id2028 4 роки тому +4702

    Asthma patient: *heavy inhale through nose*
    FBI: where are the drugs

    • @LexLenore
      @LexLenore 4 роки тому +18

      Me 😂

    • @Scubadog_
      @Scubadog_ 4 роки тому +74

      with that inhale, probably in the nose.

    • @aimiyurisakura4488
      @aimiyurisakura4488 4 роки тому +3

      Oml😂😂😂😂

    • @covertwasp5238
      @covertwasp5238 4 роки тому +66

      Asthma Patient: Struggling to breath
      FBI: Team tackle him & suffocates him further. STOP RESISTING!!

    • @shondragraham5851
      @shondragraham5851 4 роки тому +4

      @@covertwasp5238 lmao

  • @blossom6505
    @blossom6505 4 роки тому +5406

    “Crossing your arms is like a self hug”
    Me: *cries in lonely while crossing my arms*

    • @Robertahausen
      @Robertahausen 4 роки тому +3

      oooohhh.... :(

    • @pqrstzxerty1296
      @pqrstzxerty1296 4 роки тому +10

      Crossing arms is its cold, not blocking. Its like saying all bearded guys are called Richard.

    • @pqrstzxerty1296
      @pqrstzxerty1296 4 роки тому +3

      A person going to the toilet in front of you while you talk means that you are talking cr*p.

    • @pqrstzxerty1296
      @pqrstzxerty1296 4 роки тому +4

      What does it mean if a person who speaking to you stands on one leg, with two differenet shoes on, lots of sneezing with on the left half of a facial beard and big headphones playing rave music a high volume?

    • @pqrstzxerty1296
      @pqrstzxerty1296 4 роки тому

      why dont the women just hold hands while talking

  • @Cardang
    @Cardang 20 днів тому +1

    thank you for this knowledge

  • @ambition112
    @ambition112 10 місяців тому +56

    0:00: 🕵‍♂ Nonverbal communication is key in detecting deception and understanding people's thoughts.
    4:41: 👥 The importance of nonverbal communication in assessing individuals and their behavior.
    9:26: 🃏 The video discusses the importance of observing body language in poker games.
    14:08: 💬 Nonverbal communication is crucial in our communication with others.
    Recap by Tammy AI

  • @KAREN-wj4bk
    @KAREN-wj4bk 4 роки тому +16334

    Someone: breathes
    FBI: now stop right there. That's how they breathe in eastern Europe. You're a spy.

    • @LuthandoDlomo
      @LuthandoDlomo 3 роки тому +166

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Leonardo-hy3qm
      @Leonardo-hy3qm 3 роки тому +314

      naahhh the thing is they actully carry flowers like that, i think its healthier for the flowers?

    • @jnrnfgdr7812
      @jnrnfgdr7812 3 роки тому +26

      Hahahaha lmfao

    • @andrew_lin06
      @andrew_lin06 3 роки тому +36

      @@Leonardo-hy3qm r/whooooosh

    • @andyplanet
      @andyplanet 3 роки тому +84

      @@Leonardo-hy3qm it is. and they do not just carry them like that in eastern europe.

  • @my-gc1id
    @my-gc1id 4 роки тому +104647

    god his children must’ve had such a hard time lying to him

    • @0ut1and3r
      @0ut1and3r 4 роки тому +6230

      Meet the parents 😂

    • @sivasaikrishna2029
      @sivasaikrishna2029 4 роки тому +9132

      Maybe they've become experts...

    • @mmmc5122
      @mmmc5122 4 роки тому +3072

      😂😂😂😂
      Part of the job

    • @cindys8629
      @cindys8629 4 роки тому +427

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @ragamuffin1588
      @ragamuffin1588 4 роки тому +4725

      He probably pretends not to know when they lie.

  • @ItsKirb
    @ItsKirb Рік тому +1

    This gave me so much insight on reading someone's body language

  • @mrwakacorp
    @mrwakacorp 23 дні тому +2

    What a brilliant mind! Great interview.

  • @jesus1021
    @jesus1021 3 роки тому +9112

    3:10 Imagine working years to get the American way, the perfect accent, the behavior, the way they act, to finally pass as a 100% American and in the end, flowers gave you away, wow.

    • @guppykid3535
      @guppykid3535 3 роки тому +688

      I DIDNT KNOW THERE WAS A SPECIFIC WAY TO HOLD FLOWERS??

    • @lucillem.3828
      @lucillem.3828 3 роки тому +441

      I FOUND THE FLOWER THING SO COOL

    • @loewenmakrele
      @loewenmakrele 3 роки тому +572

      It's a european thing (not an eastern european thing). It's because of the water. You want the water in the petals not in the paper and so you have to use gravity.

    • @ethanweeter2732
      @ethanweeter2732 3 роки тому +368

      @@loewenmakrele Probably correct. Americans think in terms of they want the flowers to be showing, like you are showing them off even, something that goofy possibly. The Europeans probably don’t care because they want the flowers to be preserved.

    • @rcameron9265
      @rcameron9265 3 роки тому +148

      @@loewenmakrele I'm English and I hold flowers like they are a baby 🤱 or I hold them up right i would never hold them upside down. So idk

  • @crabdemon9384
    @crabdemon9384 4 роки тому +13880

    criminals watching this: write that down, write that down!

    • @nayhart8639
      @nayhart8639 4 роки тому +55

      😂

    • @hidts7633
      @hidts7633 4 роки тому +32

      Crab demon
      THAT
      did I get it right

    • @hidts7633
      @hidts7633 4 роки тому +13

      @@agentmoron747 aaaw hun was I stupid enough for u
      Thanx for the explanation
      It was really handy

    • @hidts7633
      @hidts7633 4 роки тому +4

      @@agentmoron747 thanx for ...... everything

    • @riyaullas4107
      @riyaullas4107 4 роки тому +1

      People can't really control it..

  • @user-jz7vp7kg1u
    @user-jz7vp7kg1u Місяць тому +5

    Carrying a bouquet upside down might be a general European thing. I'm German and as far as I know most of us also carry our flowers that way. My mum tought me to do this because it alledgedly keeps the flowers fresher.

  • @keagaming9837
    @keagaming9837 11 місяців тому

    This was randomly recommended to me, and i'm glad it was.
    Very interesting video!!!

  • @254john5
    @254john5 4 роки тому +3118

    Person : casually walking
    FBI agent : *Hes carrying a nuclear bomb and knows einstein last words*

  • @samoolred1245
    @samoolred1245 2 роки тому +15207

    Imagine being in highschool about to take a girl out for a first date , you get to the door and this is her dad waiting to see into your soul .

    • @zerocat888
      @zerocat888 2 роки тому +1566

      And then you try to propose to her with flowers and her dad arrests you for being an European spy

    • @joannmartinez8295
      @joannmartinez8295 2 роки тому +181

      Make sure there's nothing in your soul to see... LOL!
      Most fathers want to see inside your soul when you take their daughter out for a first date.

    • @Celestb
      @Celestb 2 роки тому +28

      Dr. Cal Lightman🔥

    • @undefeatableyt7
      @undefeatableyt7 2 роки тому +17

      @@zerocat888 lol

    • @ifrahjama2215
      @ifrahjama2215 2 роки тому +5

      😂😂😂😂😂

  • @abhijithvm3166
    @abhijithvm3166 4 місяці тому

    Amazing vireo i really enjoy it. This video really helped me to understand the body language and after this video i try out some technique mentioned in this video and its working. After watching this video i really excited and i want to know more about this techniques because this techniques really help my career however i daily interacting with my clients so i have good knowledge in this techniques i can easily crack anything and also go for better result in my life. Finally thank you Wired for the informative video and i have a suggestion that adding some book related to this topic in this video its really worth and helpful for many of them.

  • @EmmaLangdon
    @EmmaLangdon 3 місяці тому +1

    Dude I love this behaviour psychology stuff it’s so interesting!

  • @davldmd
    @davldmd 4 роки тому +185806

    Dude, this is confidential.

  • @dtmlight6322
    @dtmlight6322 4 роки тому +6057

    Gah, Imagine being his children.
    "Where are you going son?"
    "No where." …
    "Why don't you sit down."

    • @Aryan-pj3iw
      @Aryan-pj3iw 4 роки тому +230

      "Okay, at Sam's"
      "What did you do..."

    • @iAmNemoYT
      @iAmNemoYT 4 роки тому +306

      “I didn’t do anyth-“
      “Who did you kill..”

    • @kla7151
      @kla7151 4 роки тому +259

      “NO ONE DAD”
      “Why don’t you explain the dead body in our backyard”

    • @lanalou8098
      @lanalou8098 4 роки тому +209

      “That’s not a dead body it’s Samantha, she’s sleeping”

    • @boise300
      @boise300 4 роки тому +158

      Eartha _ “she was tired she was sleeping”
      “So what is a girl doing at the house?”

  • @NinaHansen2008
    @NinaHansen2008 2 місяці тому

    I just ordered two of your books. Thank you.

  • @Bea54694
    @Bea54694 4 роки тому +30586

    You just know he tells that flower story at every dinner party and BBQ.

    • @kurt.i8923
      @kurt.i8923 4 роки тому +3212

      I would be pissed if I got caught because of the way I held some flowers lmao

    • @heysu__
      @heysu__ 4 роки тому +122

      😂😂😂

    • @Darswar4
      @Darswar4 4 роки тому +75

      😂🤣😂🤣

    • @nicojar
      @nicojar 4 роки тому +928

      And also that's how you hold flowers everywhere in the world when you know water and sap have to go to the petals, and you want your flowers to last longer.
      It's not specific to eastern europe at all.

    • @julystargaryen9452
      @julystargaryen9452 4 роки тому +167

      @@nicojar Exactly, in France it is common to do that

  • @breezyvonweezy723
    @breezyvonweezy723 4 роки тому +2865

    “Being a spy is nothing like the movies” * insert story about flowers that almost perfectly parallels Inglorious Bastards *

    • @cheesecakelasagna
      @cheesecakelasagna 4 роки тому +83

      But that movie is made with such ingenuity.

    • @WukongTheMonkeyKing
      @WukongTheMonkeyKing 4 роки тому +75

      The disguise expert also talked about Inglorious Bastards

    • @J_Kwan
      @J_Kwan 4 роки тому +3

      @@WukongTheMonkeyKing Coincidence? I THINK NOT.

    • @Mica_T
      @Mica_T 4 роки тому

      👌

    • @Ashtari
      @Ashtari 4 роки тому +78

      American spies in WWII were caught in similar fashion because in Europe they don’t switch their fork and knife after cutting meat. It’s the little cultural things that make you stick out like a sore thumb sometimes.

  • @shreyakanojiya4744
    @shreyakanojiya4744 2 місяці тому

    Omg i have his book. I found this vid today and never knew it was him. Pure gold

  • @RosaLeeJean
    @RosaLeeJean Рік тому +1

    This guy keepes me awake.Great!

  • @neonic7395
    @neonic7395 4 роки тому +4017

    I will now *never* lose another game of UNO again.

    • @monolithgeometry3221
      @monolithgeometry3221 4 роки тому +161

      Observing you're typing patterns I've ascertained your pulse rate was around 95 and that you weren't being truthful about believing you can ever consistently win at UNO

    • @AquaMarino
      @AquaMarino 4 роки тому +41

      Uno reverse

    • @annaszente825
      @annaszente825 4 роки тому +17

      @@zvukovinb5581 *It is a power some consider unnatural*

    • @woodvsmurf2327
      @woodvsmurf2327 4 роки тому +3

      @@monolithgeometry3221 Your*

    • @carolinewalker5127
      @carolinewalker5127 4 роки тому +3

      A Charming Runespoor wtf?

  • @syty8429
    @syty8429 3 роки тому +3473

    Imagine having this guy as ur dad and u lie about where you were and he’s like “nope Ik ur lying ur foot was pointing North west”

  • @natty0599
    @natty0599 11 місяців тому +2

    I've learned by observing my mom throughout the years that she's angry or upset or unsatisfied when she compresses her lips. Really helpful for me to be cautious and know what I did or say wrong😅

  • @shisassubedi5813
    @shisassubedi5813 Рік тому

    Dude this is some useful information thanks wired for providing it at 0 cost😊

  • @crystal4163
    @crystal4163 4 роки тому +4346

    Me: **breathes**
    FBI: she’s guilty .

  • @Luke_
    @Luke_ 4 роки тому +5703

    Dude got arrested by holding his flowers the wrong way lmao

    • @F_L_U_X
      @F_L_U_X 4 роки тому +242

      No, he got caught by doing that. He got arrested for being a spy.

    • @letsdothis1543
      @letsdothis1543 4 роки тому +37

      He held the flower as a weapon boys go get em

    • @F_L_U_X
      @F_L_U_X 4 роки тому +27

      @@Zepen Did you watch the video? The former FBI agent said that the spy confessed.

    • @PunkerWithABoner
      @PunkerWithABoner 4 роки тому +66

      【FLUX】 worst spy ever
      “You hold the flowers like a Russian”
      “Yes I’m a Russian spy, selling top of your national secrets to the highest bidder on the black market and to the Kremlin”

    • @lackoflogic6496
      @lackoflogic6496 4 роки тому +16

      @@PunkerWithABoner Yeah the story seems pretty dumb, I mean there are tons of explanations he could use, also foreigners in USA are almost more common then the Americans themselves so it's such a nonsensical story.

  • @yannyshi22
    @yannyshi22 8 місяців тому

    This is sooo confidential!

  • @cynthiathomas5754
    @cynthiathomas5754 Рік тому +10

    People have no idea how great this guy is.

  • @OLDHEADfromdaSOUF
    @OLDHEADfromdaSOUF 4 роки тому +11031

    His body language tells me hes uncomfortable in that chair😂😂

  • @jkangieamjk4817
    @jkangieamjk4817 4 роки тому +2659

    Imagine holding flowers wrong and then getting a SWAT team break through your door

  • @grusnivisa
    @grusnivisa Рік тому

    Wow, this was super interesting. I definitely learned a lot!

  • @PamelaTurner-vu8ve
    @PamelaTurner-vu8ve 3 місяці тому

    Thank you for bringing truth to this topic.

  • @Thepokerfanboy
    @Thepokerfanboy 4 роки тому +6507

    Plot twist, his body language tells me the chair was too short and uncomfortable for him.

  • @wellick2099
    @wellick2099 4 роки тому +4739

    *gets hair in eye and blinks rapidly*
    FBI agent: TAKE HIM DOWN

    • @thecook6635
      @thecook6635 4 роки тому +137

      basically any police officer in america.

    • @sixsideddeath5529
      @sixsideddeath5529 4 роки тому +19

      @@thecook6635 boooo 👎

    • @angelinageorge9526
      @angelinageorge9526 4 роки тому +19

      @@thecook6635 not really but ok

    • @richardwu9013
      @richardwu9013 4 роки тому +20

      @@thecook6635 Thanks for bringing politics into this, political discourse on an unrelated, harmless joke is very necessary. /s

    • @thecook6635
      @thecook6635 4 роки тому +10

      ha. good point. the only difference is politics arent facts. it just goes to show how many people have actually dealt with police in real life.

  • @MelodyWasTaken
    @MelodyWasTaken 7 місяців тому +5

    As an autistic person (with ADHD as well), I wonder what would happen if he tried interpreting my movements because I do a lot of random nonverbal movements and don't do a lot of "those nonverbals that neurotypical people just do instinctively when talking to someone." whereas I don't even know they exist.

  • @thinkdaily5140
    @thinkdaily5140 Рік тому

    He’s definitely someone who can make you admit everything just by his personality

  • @lonecyborg4957
    @lonecyborg4957 4 роки тому +4702

    UA-cam are you satisfied, I'm Sherlock Holmes now.

    • @ZachBowman777
      @ZachBowman777 4 роки тому +8

      Lone Cyborg 295 likes no comments underrated comment because it’s true 👏🏼👏🏼😂

    • @kimochiwarui5324
      @kimochiwarui5324 4 роки тому +1

      Yow Alita :D

    • @Itachi-qt4qb
      @Itachi-qt4qb 4 роки тому +2

      LMAO! This is gold! 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @lemniscatefortunecanfinall2707
      @lemniscatefortunecanfinall2707 4 роки тому +3

      The Robert Downey Jr. or the Benedict Cumberbatch one?

    • @mssauri1794
      @mssauri1794 4 роки тому +2

      i dont know that sherlock is a cyborg

  • @fordpowersmoke2725
    @fordpowersmoke2725 4 роки тому +7612

    What I learned:
    People hold flowers upside down in Eastern Europe.

    • @spankthemonkey3437
      @spankthemonkey3437 4 роки тому +471

      Ford PowerSmoke in Russia flower hold you

    • @fordpowersmoke2725
      @fordpowersmoke2725 4 роки тому +39

      Spank Themonkey Lmao

    • @slicedpage
      @slicedpage 4 роки тому +305

      Holding cut flowers down helps keep the water in the steps thus preserving their colours. However you could say,"only those in Eastern Europe know that."! You should also note that spelling."Colours" with a 'U' shows I am a British secret agent.

    • @fbi6857
      @fbi6857 4 роки тому +19

      Are you even watching spy techniques?

    • @adamspeaking373
      @adamspeaking373 4 роки тому +72

      I've spent years in Eastern Europe and I can tell you that this isn't entirely true. I've seen lots of people holding flowers upright.

  • @solo-de5kx
    @solo-de5kx 7 місяців тому +1

    i just started the video and i am shocked how much he moves his hands and body while talking

  • @michaelpatrick7888
    @michaelpatrick7888 11 місяців тому

    Ty for clearing up misconceptions there's so many ideas out there but few correct info..

  • @RexioOo
    @RexioOo 4 роки тому +6646

    Me- Picking nose and licking my fingers
    FBI- signs of insecurity and stupidity

    • @izounokuda5461
      @izounokuda5461 4 роки тому +105

      Brain: Let's put in the FBI's coffee!

    • @presethanie126
      @presethanie126 4 роки тому +53

      Ew Tf

    • @fluttershie33
      @fluttershie33 4 роки тому +14

      @@brookbrook1361 I havent :p

    • @Halosar
      @Halosar 4 роки тому +12

      @@brookbrook1361 lowkey havent

    • @java6231
      @java6231 4 роки тому +10

      bahaha_ brook ikr they dont realize that they cant even remember that

  • @bigbdogb
    @bigbdogb 4 роки тому +24532

    Everyone gonna go to school tomorrow thinking they an fbi agent

  • @kakyoin5862
    @kakyoin5862 8 місяців тому +12

    Growing up in certain environments I can say that I do almost none of these. It’s crazy how much childhood experience can completely change everything about someone. My father is the passive aggressive type, who often guilt trips and then tries to brush it off and then tries to put something on you then brush it off and we’re always being sarcastic. theres mistrust in the relationship, constant lies and a rocky marriage. Picking up on his intentions and what he tries to do to me when he speaks. He uses vague language so I can never really hold something against him without sounding accusatory and angered. I haven’t figured out why, but I end up avoiding communication in every way. Im self aware of everything I say and do. This sounds like an edgy attention grabbing comment but it’s the truth. I don’t react when I find something to be repulsive, painful, hilarious, impressive, scary, or breathtaking. Its like my body is still, and I have to manually forge a reaction that fits what my thoughts were when I saw it so that people don’t think i’m ignoring them or that i’m just a rude person. The only behavior I notice myself doing is wiping sweats palms on my pants. This is all I have to say.

    • @LilB0pete
      @LilB0pete 5 місяців тому

      We are likely very different, but I really feel the same way sometimes. It may be worthwhile to try and get fully tested for ASD, often times this manifests with feelings of disconnectedness and/or self-isolation. Nearly always paired with extremely chronic over processing and an inability to just understand simple “human” communication.

    • @kakyoin5862
      @kakyoin5862 5 місяців тому

      @@LilB0pete ill look into it. Honestly its not a lack of social awareness or social confusion at all, I just struggle to express my emotions visibly and genuinely. Im well aware or maybe even abnormally aware of my own feelings and analytical of others. This is probably just a weird hobby but i really enjoy investigating and identifying the causes of peoples actions, something about being emotionally knowledgeable brings me satisfaction. I could call myself emotionally intelligent but im only 15 so claiming such things about myself is most likely not 100% true. I also dont have trouble with communications and anxiety, I just struggle to express genuine emotion. Fake stuff is easy

  • @chatita9527
    @chatita9527 Рік тому

    Just love this guy! So interesting, thank you. 😁👍🤩

  • @bolt8130
    @bolt8130 4 роки тому +7054

    No one:
    Criminals that stumble upon this video: WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN.

  • @f.b.lagent1113
    @f.b.lagent1113 4 роки тому +4011

    someone: **scratches butt**
    us: WE FOUND HIM.

  • @bluepen215
    @bluepen215 Рік тому

    Thanks for information

  • @YochevedChana
    @YochevedChana Місяць тому

    You've never been truly profiled, until you've flown El Al. Personally, I am grateful for their expertise and professionalism.

  • @vert1811
    @vert1811 3 роки тому +3144

    my fbi agent probably nodding with me while i watch this

    • @domg.1011
      @domg.1011 3 роки тому +81

      My fbi agent is either happy to get a brush up, or devastated that they have to go through fbi-school again

    • @danmeyer114
      @danmeyer114 3 роки тому +10

      Boom shalock lock boom.

    • @sergiusko4327
      @sergiusko4327 3 роки тому +3

      @@domg.1011 wtf are u talking about u guys know fbi agents or what???

    • @Laner7
      @Laner7 3 роки тому +7

      nah my dogs sleeping rn, and we all know fbi agents spy on you using high-tech camera contact lenses in your pets

    • @beadingbusily
      @beadingbusily 3 роки тому +10

      I would feel sorry for any sad shmuck if they were assigned to monitor me. I'm a terribly boring person. Maybe their boss hates them?
      Yup, she's still watching silly crap on YT. Still sitting there. Oh, wait! She'sgettinganothercup of coffee! Yawn.
      They must have really f***ked up to deserve that.

  • @rndmusrnm2763
    @rndmusrnm2763 4 роки тому +3430

    Me: *yawns*
    FBI Agent: “so you thought you’d get away with it huh?”

    • @yatosan9217
      @yatosan9217 4 роки тому +28

      i just jawned by reading this comment

    • @lennertbeerten149
      @lennertbeerten149 4 роки тому +35

      @@yatosan9217 i just yawned by reading your comment to his comment

    • @CommandoJenkins
      @CommandoJenkins 4 роки тому +12

      @@yatosan9217 Juaned.

    • @ninaharru3774
      @ninaharru3774 4 роки тому

      Lmao

    • @FrozenSkullVFX
      @FrozenSkullVFX 4 роки тому +5

      @@yatosan9217 Hahaha I yawned by reading your comment. Hey, at least that means we are not psychopaths.

  • @maxan1324
    @maxan1324 10 місяців тому

    The most entertaining video I saw this year is probably this video

  • @Nebulaoblivion
    @Nebulaoblivion Рік тому +78

    Interesting ending line there, since so many people in todays age almost never see people in reality.

  • @-Faris-
    @-Faris- 4 роки тому +2119

    Me: _moves feet and changes thumb positions_
    Dad: “Why is the FBI here?”

    • @shihabmouiz1996
      @shihabmouiz1996 4 роки тому +4

      The Lone Traveller
      MushroomPlacentaNiggaBallsack

    • @keatin1063
      @keatin1063 4 роки тому +3

      The Lone Traveller I was you’re 1000th like🥳🥳🥳

    • @maryallisonmusic615
      @maryallisonmusic615 4 роки тому +1

      Hahaha 😅

    • @Floppy1932
      @Floppy1932 4 роки тому +1

      Doing this can also nullify chi energy

  • @refatkaiser8237
    @refatkaiser8237 4 роки тому +5203

    Me: *coughs*
    FBI: Sir you're lying.

    • @dingim.j9518
      @dingim.j9518 4 роки тому +124

      FBI: Ladies and gentlemen, we got him.

    • @refatkaiser8237
      @refatkaiser8237 4 роки тому +12

      @@dingim.j9518 Hahah so true. 😂😂😂

    • @cancelled_user
      @cancelled_user 4 роки тому +30

      This is how they cough in Eastern Europe!

    • @ldorado2136
      @ldorado2136 4 роки тому +1

      Hahaha

    • @NeverTalkToCops1
      @NeverTalkToCops1 4 роки тому +1

      @@cancelled_user The Baltic States. I know it is customary to name the 3 Baltic states, but I'm ending that trend right here.

  • @csclonemaster5780
    @csclonemaster5780 5 місяців тому

    14:06 Idk why but I always love a story that includes statements like in the 70/80/90s etc.

  • @leslieperkins2722
    @leslieperkins2722 4 місяці тому

    Absolutely fascinating.

  • @yeeyay7158
    @yeeyay7158 4 роки тому +10244

    Me going back to school as a more efficient liar.

  • @bobblegobble6705
    @bobblegobble6705 3 роки тому +4042

    Him: starts talking about how many times people blink per minute
    Me: starts blinking uncontrollably

    • @dylanhansen2675
      @dylanhansen2675 3 роки тому +60

      Bruh I started to do that

    • @nilamsemesta4886
      @nilamsemesta4886 3 роки тому +15

      can relate, i guess i blink around 20 times lol

    • @Joy-ne8sj
      @Joy-ne8sj 3 роки тому +18

      For some reason I wouldn’t let myself blink, and started counting his blinks? WT

    • @georgebruderly6119
      @georgebruderly6119 3 роки тому +16

      @@Joy-ne8sj Yes. then he blinked about 15 times in 20 seconds.

    • @Adrobiel
      @Adrobiel 3 роки тому +5

      Just like how he approached those two having a conversation and started talking about space, they started overthinking about it.
      Like suddenly you start thinking "Well how fast am I supposed to blink?!" :P

  • @caymens604
    @caymens604 10 місяців тому

    this is so fascinating. Adding it to my immense store of weird knowledge haha

  • @danalockhart8650
    @danalockhart8650 Рік тому

    These are great videos for social life !

  • @richy3663
    @richy3663 4 роки тому +8540

    Spy in America: No one will know my true identity
    Flowers: ima bout to end this Mans whole career

    • @chriswashingtonbeats
      @chriswashingtonbeats 4 роки тому +27

      Underrated

    • @rockingrs
      @rockingrs 4 роки тому +10

      Whole career** not whole man**

    • @wel88_
      @wel88_ 4 роки тому +4

      *Man's whole career not whole man's career

    • @58han35
      @58han35 4 роки тому +1

      i thought this is a beyond belief reference

    • @DoitForTheLolz1
      @DoitForTheLolz1 4 роки тому +2

      @@wel88_ One entire full Mans.

  • @thatonedesperateguythatask1880
    @thatonedesperateguythatask1880 4 роки тому +10757

    Opens mouth
    FBI: ur about to say something

  • @jackyhallmark3094
    @jackyhallmark3094 Рік тому

    It's about how they move, act, speak and react when you interact with them. It can also matter if and how they don't react.

  • @frontlinefromage9503
    @frontlinefromage9503 10 місяців тому

    I didn't know he was also on UA-cam, I read his book. Very interesting and very practicable

  • @xelasti6225
    @xelasti6225 4 роки тому +2493

    *blinks*
    “Yup, he’s a terrorist”

    • @Joker-uh4yr
      @Joker-uh4yr 4 роки тому +41

      *FBI, OPEN UP*

    • @cordat2767
      @cordat2767 4 роки тому +8

      Ultimate Warrior 😂😂😂😂dead

    • @jasmijnariel
      @jasmijnariel 4 роки тому +5

      Blinks 4times a minute, yes he is a psycho killer!

    • @Joker-uh4yr
      @Joker-uh4yr 4 роки тому +7

      Blinking a lot of times can also be Morse code..

    • @auroraborisalis3363
      @auroraborisalis3363 4 роки тому

      😂😂😂

  • @dewekfilam
    @dewekfilam 3 роки тому +23336

    Imagine trying to lie to your dad who is in the FBI

    • @dtiydr
      @dtiydr 3 роки тому +1250

      You will be deported for being a spy.

    • @1space-man497
      @1space-man497 3 роки тому +731

      You would just be more clever most likely.

    • @equarg
      @equarg 3 роки тому +118

      🤣😂
      That’s a good one.
      I bet that has happened a few times.

    • @Perfectpearl
      @Perfectpearl 3 роки тому +28

      IKR

    • @quantumratio4311
      @quantumratio4311 3 роки тому +216

      maybe you became an extraordinary liar with special skills. xD

  • @SleepyLeeeee
    @SleepyLeeeee 6 місяців тому

    I"m laughing at how Mr. Navarro came into the conversation between the two ladies and kind of did a..not a salute but something that made noise that translated to "I'm here!" The one lady was looked so offended for a moment, lol. Also, the moving your hand closer to yourself in a good hand of poker...I do that but with every hand. I do it so nobody can see my cards. However, I've had my nephew think it meant I had a good hand so, anyways, good to know. Thanks!

  • @Tomgirl87
    @Tomgirl87 Рік тому +1

    Great INFO!

  • @alexa2464
    @alexa2464 2 роки тому +7848

    His daughter: "I was only studying."
    This guy: "The out-of-place hair on your head tells a different story."