The Last Jedi - The Most POLARIZING Star Wars Movie

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  • @childishmemebino6462
    @childishmemebino6462 4 роки тому +5057

    Rip to all those reasons Marcus liked Rey being nobody

    • @melon502
      @melon502 4 роки тому +52

      Childish Memebino ah shit

    • @melon502
      @melon502 4 роки тому +47

      Childish Memebino I haven’t seen the new one yet so hearing this is disappointing

    • @hensonjefd8681
      @hensonjefd8681 4 роки тому +108

      @@melon502 Yeah it was honestly a cop out. You'll know when you see it.

    • @isaiahdavis9486
      @isaiahdavis9486 4 роки тому +62

      SPOILERS (obviously) Despite me thinking TROS was a pretty bad movie over all, and that it did retcon Rey’s unimportant parents, I think of all the people to have Rey be related to, Palpatine was probably the best choice... as long as you don’t make a timeline in your head. How old is Sheev!?

    • @fgdj2000
      @fgdj2000 4 роки тому +8

      Isaiah Davis
      Apparently 117 years...
      I think it was great learning something new about him we didn’t already know. He actually did have children. However I don’t think this was done very nicely and out of love... I think he went more about it like Ego in Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2. Seducing (or worse) unwitting women to sire his children to ultimately use them for his own selfish purposes. What exactly this was and how exactly this went about, is a question left for the inevitable Sheev novel to answer...

  • @ajlizo1219
    @ajlizo1219 4 роки тому +3349

    Worse part about being a star wars fan?
    Other star wars fans

    • @SirDankleberry
      @SirDankleberry 4 роки тому +16

      Ok boomer

    • @ajrm620
      @ajrm620 4 роки тому +184

      Unfortunately, that is very true.

    • @platy4700
      @platy4700 4 роки тому +13

      66th like

    • @neonwallacewells7818
      @neonwallacewells7818 4 роки тому +27

      This is definitely the truth

    • @benanin1889
      @benanin1889 4 роки тому +134

      @@SirDankleberry Sorry bro, but it seems you dont know how this meme works, which makes you the boomer here...

  • @rodneyfrancis203
    @rodneyfrancis203 4 роки тому +2279

    "Rey isn't a I'm your father character"
    next movie: I'm your father's father

    • @carealoo744
      @carealoo744 3 роки тому +16

      49th like.
      Also, I know it would have been risky, but I would have Loved it if Palpatine just told Rey:
      'Rey/No... I am your Grandfather.'

    • @ArSk8er21
      @ArSk8er21 3 роки тому +2

      shhh

    • @JamesNerdMan85
      @JamesNerdMan85 3 роки тому +25

      @Benjamin Barth why did they even bring Palpatine back? Couldn’t the villain of TRoS just been Kylo Ren or General Hux?

    • @cantthinkofaname5046
      @cantthinkofaname5046 2 роки тому +11

      @@JamesNerdMan85 Disney caved to StarWars’ frankly annoying fan base

    • @JamesNerdMan85
      @JamesNerdMan85 2 роки тому +3

      @@cantthinkofaname5046 Disney caved to everyone but really, they hate everyone. They’re jealous that George Lucas made an amazing story and now Disney’s destroying it. I see through the cracks.

  • @Mecharnie_Dobbs
    @Mecharnie_Dobbs 4 роки тому +452

    0:53 "The movie has equal good and equal bad" The prophecy is fulfilled. A Skywalker has brought balance.

    • @redjaygaming9757
      @redjaygaming9757 3 роки тому +6

      The movie is all bad, what is good about this movie?

    • @pocus2740
      @pocus2740 3 роки тому +47

      @@redjaygaming9757 did you watch the video?

    • @colinftp3288
      @colinftp3288 3 роки тому +41

      @@redjaygaming9757 you are a physical manifestation of the angry Star Wars nerd this guy talks about lmfao

    • @phantomface9211
      @phantomface9211 3 роки тому +6

      @@redjaygaming9757 there are some good things in this movie. They are heavily outweighed by the bad. Mostly the bad storytelling.

    • @phantomface9211
      @phantomface9211 3 роки тому +3

      Lol it's not equal parts bad. The majority of it is bad.

  • @eliasgreer7217
    @eliasgreer7217 6 років тому +5474

    Equally good...
    Equally bad...
    Sounds like he's brought balance to the force...

    • @leggogal1
      @leggogal1 6 років тому +123

      Wait a minute...What if it was the purpose of this movie after all?? A movie that is both good and bad. The balance of the force show by this movie. (JK dude, I just saw your comment and I couldn't help it.)

    • @lilithgrey8057
      @lilithgrey8057 6 років тому +9

      PIN THIS.

    • @ericpuhala7914
      @ericpuhala7914 6 років тому +2

      The herobrine mace windu wasn’t the chosen one...

    • @jdn2772
      @jdn2772 6 років тому

      Elias Greer lol

    • @TheBioZombie
      @TheBioZombie 6 років тому +3

      And the Rotten Tomato score agrees

  • @ThatCyndi
    @ThatCyndi 4 роки тому +3370

    I know Luke’s death was super moving, but I almost laughed because it reminded me of Oogway disintegrating into cherry blossoms from Kung Fu Panda

    • @ThatCyndi
      @ThatCyndi 4 роки тому +230

      Ruben Colon oh Kung Fu Panda is a total masterpiece and I adore it but Oogway’s death always kind of cracked me up for some reason and I can’t really place why. Maybe it’s reminiscent of the whole
      “My job here is done”
      “But you didn’t do anything”
      *leaves*

    • @hughmongoose9854
      @hughmongoose9854 4 роки тому +74

      @@ThatCyndi the reason why Oogway had to go was because if he didn't then he would've stopped Tai Lung which would've meant that Shifu never learned from his mistakes and Po would never have become the Dragon Warrior.

    • @bradyellison7230
      @bradyellison7230 4 роки тому +16

      God dammit not going to be able to watch that scene with a straight face anymore

    • @GabesEdtiz
      @GabesEdtiz 4 роки тому +6

      CyndiMi well congrats for ruining one of my favorite death scenes of all time

    • @FMJ1400
      @FMJ1400 4 роки тому +11

      Wasnt as well done as Kung Fu Panda tho

  • @donstarlancer
    @donstarlancer 2 роки тому +86

    I actually think more people would have been ok with the disillusioned Luke if we’d ever been given the chance to see Master Luke at some point, even years prior. The one unfortunate thing about the films is that we’ve never gotten to truly see a peak Light side user in action, even in flashback. I understand why narratively with the timeframe each frame takes place in though.

    • @luxum11
      @luxum11 8 місяців тому +4

      I agree. Relying too much on flashbacks is not necessarily great storytelling, but give us something at least... to me the continuity between the Empire era and this new era is just ... underwhelming. The trajectory of the New Republic, Luke's attempt at rebuilding the Jedi, the rise of Snoke. It seems like a whole lot happened in the intervening years, but somehow we end up with a status quo that is very similar to the Empire era.
      We wouldn't need much, mind. I personally don't necessarily have to know who Snoke is, just something that tells me the stakes. I want to know what was lost/ can be lost, and what can be regained/must be defended.
      In a new hope we only really learn that there used to a republic, in a more civilised galaxy, and then a big war in which much was lost. That's pretty much it. However, Obi-wan perfectly embodies the kind of elegance and "magic" that was lost. Same with the Empire. We really don't need to know where the Emperor came from or how the Republic fell, because we can extrapolate from the workings, the aesthetics and representatives of the Empire we see in the films. It's a military dictatorship and that's a concept we recognise.
      The new movies go for the same kind of stakes, with a new version of a military dictatorship, but it's clearly a watered-down version. It's no longer a galactic empire, its aesthetics have lost their novelty and its representatives seem to be mimicking the characters in a New Hope in almost every way. Nice bit of circular symmetry, but it rather undermines the stakes.
      Ironically, it's the cantina scene in the Last Jedi where Ryan Johnson tries to reinforce and reframe the stakes of the new movies, showing us corruption and oppression and suggesting there is a different kind of galaxy (more civilised perhaps?) worth fighting for. The reason this feels a bit out of place is not because it's political, but because it's unclear how it fits in the conventional republic vs empire framework. We don't automatically associate the visuals of exploitative capitalism with the Empire (even though it's a fundamental part of imperialism). We probably associate it more with contemporary liberal democracies (which is what the republic is supposed to be). At the very least, the new republic has not been able to do anything about the corruption and oppression we see. Which brings us back to continuity.
      It would have been great if we got to see version of Luke fighting against oppression (freeing slaves with lightsaber in hand for example), got to see Leia trying to build a better kind of galactic government, before it all went wrong. Crucially, I don't think it should ever have been Snoke that was the reason (even though Leia suggests as much to Han). It's fine if Snoke was only ever a symptom of the kind of potential for evil that exists in all human endeavours, whether it be governments or jedi orders. Again, the point is not that we need to know more about Snoke. The point of getting a glimpse of what went wrong after the Empire's defeat is to help us understand the stakes.

    • @broncojuan
      @broncojuan 5 місяців тому +1

      This! I hated last Jedi when it came out, when it was pointed out to me my main complaints were that Luke wasn't behaving like he would have in his 40s... I watched TLJ with "fresh eyes" after that, and liked it much more.

  • @thomasg7719
    @thomasg7719 3 роки тому +891

    That hyperdrive shot was the best visual in the entire sequel trilogy, hands down

    • @gavinmccormick3658
      @gavinmccormick3658 3 роки тому +112

      Even though it makes absolutely no sense, and destroys the concept of hyperdrive.

    • @OptimusDelta
      @OptimusDelta 3 роки тому +150

      @@gavinmccormick3658 its a child’s sci-fi fantasy movie pal.Trying to find logic behind it is stupid.Grow up

    • @joeyjerry1586
      @joeyjerry1586 3 роки тому +63

      @@OptimusDelta, but why was it not used in previous space battles in the original and prequel trilogy?

    • @gavinmccormick3658
      @gavinmccormick3658 3 роки тому +135

      @@OptimusDelta For kids or not, if you are making a piece of fiction in a pre-existing setting, it is important to respect the established rules of that setting. Bending and modifying the rules has been the rule for the Star Wars EU for 40 years, but when the rules are completely broken, fans will take issue.
      Just because its about space wizards doesn't mean it doesn't have a set of internally consistent rules.

    • @michanowak7060
      @michanowak7060 3 роки тому +65

      @@joeyjerry1586 because kamikadze is generally bad idea and was played as last dramatic chance? You don't need confirmation in other movies that ramming fast into things breaks them.

  • @benfeller4609
    @benfeller4609 4 роки тому +2830

    I was disappointed that Rey wasn’t the daughter of Jar Jar Binks, I mean like who doesn’t like Jar Jar Binks

    • @benfeller4609
      @benfeller4609 4 роки тому +30

      I Have Potato Aim I know I loved him so much, forget about Darth Vader or Han or Luke, Rey would’ve been twice as better if she was the daughter of Jar Jar Binks

    • @slipperyquark3885
      @slipperyquark3885 4 роки тому +34

      Part of me is still hoping that Jar-Jar will be revealed to be Snoke’s master in the next movie

    • @benfeller4609
      @benfeller4609 4 роки тому +20

      Slippery Quark That would redeem this trilogy and make it the best Star Wars saga ever and I want Jar Jar to be the main villain not Palpatine

    • @hewkii7157
      @hewkii7157 4 роки тому +18

      Jar Jar is the key to all of this

    • @benfeller4609
      @benfeller4609 4 роки тому +8

      Hewkii Jar Jar caused order 66 and is right now coming up with order 67

  • @Ajaws
    @Ajaws 4 роки тому +2926

    Normal guy: “I thought it was okay”
    People: *death threats*

    • @milesdean8802
      @milesdean8802 4 роки тому +226

      Ajaws2414 “you aren’t a real Star Wars fan like me”

    • @SkySoFew
      @SkySoFew 4 роки тому +164

      @@milesdean8802 oh god I hate that one.

    • @basedchimera5859
      @basedchimera5859 4 роки тому +113

      Well it's fine if you like it bit it's objEctIvely baD

    • @Icybubba
      @Icybubba 4 роки тому +94

      @@basedchimera5859 Holy crap, you gave me PTSD

    • @basedchimera5859
      @basedchimera5859 4 роки тому +27

      @@Icybubba can't wait for the EFAP commentary of this comment section

  • @Rinzzler19
    @Rinzzler19 3 роки тому +521

    As flawed as this movie is, you can't deny that the movie is beautifully shot. There are some really incredible visuals in this one.

    • @markusandrew3680
      @markusandrew3680 2 роки тому +25

      I completely agree. Movies beautiful. I will never deny that. Movies still fucking terrible.

    • @ArchierounD
      @ArchierounD 2 роки тому +14

      With Disney bucks you can't expect any less.

    • @Ari-ww3fv
      @Ari-ww3fv 2 роки тому +29

      @@ArchierounD I wouldn’t say money can buy great cinematography.

    • @krispybananaz
      @krispybananaz 2 роки тому +3

      Lol so are so many other CGI slogfests… that means nothing

    • @vaderdidntsayluke217
      @vaderdidntsayluke217 Рік тому +1

      Definitely. Visuals are but half the battle of film making however. It could be beautiful but if the characters and plot are bad then it overall failed as a film.

  • @themaninblack7503
    @themaninblack7503 4 роки тому +384

    I loved that Rey was no one special.

    • @ateam6671
      @ateam6671 3 роки тому +35

      Me too , her being a palpatine felt dumb to me because heroes can come from anywhere, they don’t have to be always related to known characters , that part of the heroes journey ( in my opinion) , in the mandelorian, we don’t know who the child is related to and I’m ok with that , same as other people, but people wanted wanted Rey to be related because they wanted an explanation to why Rey is a Mary Sue ( which I don’t believe Rey is a Mary Sue because , the reasons to what she dose are explained in the movies) and now we’re stuck with Rey Palpatine,

    • @CynicallyObnoxious
      @CynicallyObnoxious 2 роки тому +3

      @@ateam6671 actually you can believe she isnt but she fits the text book definition of one

    • @TheFemaleTitan
      @TheFemaleTitan 2 роки тому

      @@CynicallyObnoxious That’s why I exist 😎

    • @CynicallyObnoxious
      @CynicallyObnoxious 2 роки тому

      @@TheFemaleTitan yea but you got your ass handed to you many of times tho

    • @ggkk8909
      @ggkk8909 2 роки тому +4

      @@TheFemaleTitan Ahsoka isn't a Mary Sue though because she wasn't perfect at first, but got great character development later on.

  • @ellielovegood6307
    @ellielovegood6307 4 роки тому +2044

    I get Rose sucks but harassing the actress to the point of deleting social media is so uncalled for

    • @lostboyaj2868
      @lostboyaj2868 4 роки тому +33

      Ellie Lovegood that’s so true

    • @mariobros2867
      @mariobros2867 4 роки тому +24

      Agreed

    • @nachopi6216
      @nachopi6216 4 роки тому +166

      Yea what the heck fans. Look i get it you didn't like the character and honestly i didn't like the character that much either. But to take it to the real world and shun the actress that's just uncalled for.

    • @ellielovegood6307
      @ellielovegood6307 4 роки тому +67

      Nacho Pi Gaming also I’m pretty sure people sent her death threats which is also really bad

    • @nachopi6216
      @nachopi6216 4 роки тому +87

      @@ellielovegood6307 That's even it's worse. To somewhat quote the hockey player; It's only movie why do you have to be mad.

  • @randompersonontheinternet3481
    @randompersonontheinternet3481 4 роки тому +3843

    I don't like the last jedi and the force awakens simply because I haven't seen a gonk droid at all in the sequels.

    • @zephyrback5093
      @zephyrback5093 4 роки тому +84

      Random Person On The Internet agreed dude, I feel betrayed

    • @CozmicEmbyrs
      @CozmicEmbyrs 4 роки тому +79

    • @cagkiller0786
      @cagkiller0786 4 роки тому +23

      Random Person On The Internet Give me my pansexual Gonk foot fetish PG hentai Rian!!!

    • @chronovac
      @chronovac 4 роки тому +36

      Finally! A man with standards!

    • @slightlyburntbread
      @slightlyburntbread 4 роки тому +14

      now, this is an opinion i can get behind.

  • @wdt56film
    @wdt56film 4 роки тому +475

    If Luke didn’t act how he did, and just trained Rey, everyone would say it’s a ripoff of Yoda,

    • @stormtrooperaim9951
      @stormtrooperaim9951 4 роки тому +33

      Arthur Guilherme yea but this way is more interesting in my opinion

    • @cartop9392
      @cartop9392 4 роки тому +22

      Arthur Guilherme I feel you, but Luke ran away because he was scared to make any more mistakes and so nobody could turn out like him, making more mistakes.

    • @cartop9392
      @cartop9392 4 роки тому +26

      @Arthur Guilherme Luke regretted trying to kill Ben. Luke thought that if he would try to help, he would just makes things worse. He tried to get rid of the problem by killing Ben (which he realized was the biggest mistake), and it led to Kylo Ren’s rise, making the galaxy suffer.

    • @stormtrooperaim9951
      @stormtrooperaim9951 4 роки тому +18

      Arthur Guilherme ok, so what’s the alternative here, because what else is he supposed to do at the island, cause JJ is the one who made Luke hiding on a rock?

    • @cartop9392
      @cartop9392 4 роки тому +28

      @Arthur Guilherme Yoda told Luke not to rush and yet he did. He paid the price for it by losing his hand. At that time, the consequences aren’t really that huge (since you can get a replacement). Thirty years later, he rushed into ending the Sith or something, and this time, the consequences are huge. He is partially or even mainly the reason why Ben turned to the Dark side. In the end, Yoda teaches him a lesson, to learn from his mistakes and do something about it. He faced Kylo Ren, giving Resistance enough time to escape and to teach Ben a lesson. Kylo Ren was rushing to kill Luke while Luke was patient, learning from his mistake of rushing.

  • @lukeferraro01
    @lukeferraro01 3 роки тому +194

    Poe running a mutiny was the only logic thing considering Holdo was seemingly sending the whole crew into certain death

    • @inspectorwinship9538
      @inspectorwinship9538 2 роки тому +9

      Not telling Poe the plan was logical since he had already proven he couldn't be trusted to follow orders. Poe should have been pushed out of an airlock after the first scene.

    • @alexmelling5261
      @alexmelling5261 2 роки тому +36

      @@inspectorwinship9538 How exactly is not telling the guy who prioritises the safety of the resistance to the point where he defied orders to ensure they wouldn't all be annihilated by a big-fuck-off "fleet-killer" about your entirely reasonable plan to evacuate their guys to not-Hoth which requires him to do literally nothing but sit on board and chill, and instead act really fucking suspicious whilst giving him the impression you're leading everyone to their fiery deaths "logical"?

    • @inspectorwinship9538
      @inspectorwinship9538 2 роки тому +8

      @@alexmelling5261 He was demoted so no longer part of command, and he had already gotten the entirety of the fleet destroyed by disobeying direct orders from his general in scene 1. I wouldn't trust him to lead a team in Fortnight after that. By running a shadow operation behind Leia's back, he lead the Emp...1st Order right into discovering the evacuation plan, getting more people needlessly killed. The mistrust was logical AND justified.

    • @jacko2244
      @jacko2244 2 роки тому +16

      @@inspectorwinship9538 She was literally just saying "I have a plan. Trust me.", then killed herself in a shitty attempt to redeem her characrer. How is Poe in the wrong here.

    • @inspectorwinship9538
      @inspectorwinship9538 2 роки тому +4

      @@jacko2244 He wasn't part of command anymore! He was demoted because he disobeyed orders, leading to every bomber, and most fighters, in the fleet being destroyed. He didn't need to know the plan, he was just supposed to follow his commanding officer's orders, which he'd already proven he was unwilling to do.

  • @tedundersix8850
    @tedundersix8850 4 роки тому +2349

    “Rey comes from nothing and turns out to be a great hero... The Force can rise up and grow stronger in anybody, regardless of their bloodline.”
    Me, after watching TROS: Oh well, so much for that idea.

    • @PayondeAwsome
      @PayondeAwsome 4 роки тому +181

      I was so fucking disappointed when they revealed she was a Palpatine. I would be as disappointed if she was related to anybody else. I just love the idea that she was nobody and the thematic implications that carries. It kind of ruins that by making her a Palpatine.

    • @grandjimulus703
      @grandjimulus703 4 роки тому +6

      Ted Under Six I’m kinda on the fence on if Marcus will like TROS. I think he will like it but you just never know lol

    • @PayondeAwsome
      @PayondeAwsome 4 роки тому +30

      @@grandjimulus703 Oh he definitely isn't going to like it.

    • @CrimsonCharan
      @CrimsonCharan 4 роки тому

      @@PayondeAwsome well, only one way to find out.

    • @PayondeAwsome
      @PayondeAwsome 4 роки тому +13

      @General Kenobi I was actually completely on board with the end, but it would have been WAY more impactful if she was still a nobody making her way in the universe.

  • @davidreyna7410
    @davidreyna7410 5 років тому +2056

    W-Why can't we just enjoy The Clone Wars together and go home dude

    • @mtado4933
      @mtado4933 5 років тому +35

      Because the movie kinda of sucked? to a lot of people? we don't hate people that love the movie but we hate it.

    • @yanndylan2239
      @yanndylan2239 5 років тому +115

      @@mtado4933 hes talking about the series

    • @mtado4933
      @mtado4933 5 років тому +111

      Yann Dylan oops replied to the wrong comment. I love the Clone Wars

    • @gandalfdercyanfarbene6216
      @gandalfdercyanfarbene6216 4 роки тому +75

      @@mtado4933 Restoration 100

    • @ajweldon1165
      @ajweldon1165 4 роки тому +8

      Amen

  • @skweezyguy1567
    @skweezyguy1567 3 роки тому +17

    Rip everyone who waited two years just to see Luke drop the lightsaber

    • @rigatonipasta
      @rigatonipasta 3 роки тому +4

      I saw a hilarious edit (taken down by Disney now unfortunately) where they linked the ending of TFA with the beginning of TLJ. The Force theme swells and emotions run high.... then Luke says lol nah and the saga dies

  • @dr.randomz6782
    @dr.randomz6782 7 місяців тому +5

    For the hyperdrive argument, the main reason people are mad is because the implication that someone can actually destroy an entire fleet with one ship is bad writing.
    Oh look, the second death star is charging up, just send a ship straight at the center in hyperdrive.
    Oh no, they’re still producing droids on Geonosis? Well, how about a 4 ship hyperdrive party.

    • @TooSweet353
      @TooSweet353 2 місяці тому

      I mean, the maneuver is clearly shown to be created by Holdo, and is named after her. I have more of a problem with TROS never using it again and never stating the reason why it can't be used again. It has lead to this becoming divisive so to me, since TROS brought it up and never explained it, it's more of a flaw with that movie and not this one.

  • @Achiles5th
    @Achiles5th 4 роки тому +796

    That description: "You either think it's the best movie since Empire or you think Rian Johnson violated you and murdered your childhood right in front of you"...was perfect.

    • @SuperScarface83
      @SuperScarface83 4 роки тому +40

      @midgetydeath I'd be interested in seeing a scientific poll on the subject. I'm one of the freaks that actually enjoys this new trilogy, and I've run into a lot more sequel fans than you have.

    • @DragonStudioLPs
      @DragonStudioLPs 4 роки тому +45

      @@SuperScarface83 That is because both sides are only inside their bubbles (on the internet that is) IRL, the majority of fans liked it.

    • @jamesrothery4013
      @jamesrothery4013 4 роки тому +12

      @@DragonStudioLPs i go out of my bubble (atleast on twitter) and ive seen a pretty big split. i do think its somewhere around 50-50 approval to disapproval but everyone wants their side to be right because then its like they won.
      i think the film is bad, but some people dont care about the faults and like it which is fine its just people who ignore the faults which annoy me a bit especially when they go round saying its a 10/10 masterpiece.

    • @kvhd5868
      @kvhd5868 4 роки тому +2

      Writer's Block I have a serious question four you though what about the original trilogy and it’s faults or do you believe it has none.

    • @jamesrothery4013
      @jamesrothery4013 4 роки тому +7

      @@kvhd5868 i dont believe anything doesnt have faults, the difference is that was a new property at the time it had no rules to go by so the faults that are there are minimal in comparison.
      the new trilogy does, it has to go by the established rules of the universe, if it didnt it would be a 1000% times better because it would all make sense. but its star wars therefore it has to go by those rules and it doesnt

  • @Gentlemenpickleesq.
    @Gentlemenpickleesq. 4 роки тому +2520

    One real important question I would love someone to answer for me.
    Where did Ray learn to swim?

  • @justabitofamug6989
    @justabitofamug6989 3 роки тому +31

    "travelling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, boy"
    *"I light speed skipped"*

  • @thefakesupes1545
    @thefakesupes1545 3 роки тому +41

    "every movie has a stupid subplot"
    yet, the whole rise of Skywalker IS a stupid subplot

    • @iangill3695
      @iangill3695 2 роки тому

      Ik this was comment was a while ago, but ROS is the only Star Wars movie I don’t like and it ruined the good ideas TLJ had

  • @Bipolar.Baddie
    @Bipolar.Baddie 4 роки тому +785

    Cosmonaut on Palpatine: "he runs the Galaxy and he's this mega powerful old dude, then a half dead cyborg man throws him down a well and he dies."
    Rise of Skywalker: "Well yes, but actually no."

    • @aisutistoto5771
      @aisutistoto5771 4 роки тому +4

      Clone bodies boi

    • @JoseRodriguez-mo2op
      @JoseRodriguez-mo2op 4 роки тому

      H.F. Bauer you fucker

    • @ShaunFish
      @ShaunFish 4 роки тому +8

      @Adrock 99 Palpatine confirms in the beginning of TROS that he died that day. He came back. It's not clear why, but that's def palpatine

    • @crazyfire9470
      @crazyfire9470 4 роки тому +1

      It’s his spirt, I think

    • @kyleisbart197
      @kyleisbart197 4 роки тому +3

      This video aged like shit

  • @grahamcavan588
    @grahamcavan588 6 років тому +281

    The Last Jedi didn't ruin my childhood, fucking pollio did.

    • @lozoft9
      @lozoft9 6 років тому +5

      :( I'm sorry to hear that my dude

    • @jeremynewcombe3422
      @jeremynewcombe3422 6 років тому +13

      Considering this dude has an Irish last name and only three countries, Pakistan, Afghanistan and Nigeria, have polio, it's safe to assume that was a joke. Probably to Mr Plinkett.

    • @RegularGuyism
      @RegularGuyism 6 років тому +7

      Very cool.

    • @puddingcupnation1496
      @puddingcupnation1496 6 років тому

      Graham Cavan Can't wait for the Mr. Plinkett review of this

    • @BuddypalVideoCorner
      @BuddypalVideoCorner 6 років тому

      lozoft9 You completely missed the reference.

  • @thepriorstone4064
    @thepriorstone4064 4 роки тому +53

    1) I like Rey being nobody
    2) I’ve come to accept that Snoke dying without context is completely fine BUT
    3) Kylo Ren can’t be redeemed or it cheapens his arc
    4) I really wanted Ben and Rey to switch places, with her becoming the new villain and him becoming the reluctant hero
    5) I FUCKING HATE PORGS

    • @stefanradebach2889
      @stefanradebach2889 4 роки тому +5

      Yeah i too hate the porgs. They are basically Star Wars merchandise driven character times one million. I even dare say that they are worse than Ewoks.

    • @thepriorstone4064
      @thepriorstone4064 4 роки тому

      TrolleyXLakers - Club Shay Shay manager probably be a better situation then they are in right now

    • @kinolokki5953
      @kinolokki5953 3 роки тому +6

      Porgs are cute

    • @thepriorstone4064
      @thepriorstone4064 3 роки тому

      @@kinolokki5953 it’s not that porgs arnt cute, it’s the fact that they are used solely as a marketing ploy and nothing else. They are shoved in every available second on screen just to make kids go “ooo I want one”

    • @just_doug
      @just_doug 3 роки тому +2

      @@thepriorstone4064 So I read that you like rey being nobody and thought you'd like this, it's my perfectly resonable headcannon that palpatine lied to rey about her heritage. He's evil, he lies, he knows how to manipulate people cos he can basically read minds, he knows rey is desperate for family so it's pretty fair to say this is something he would do.
      That's my theory, I love rey being a nobody, and honestly it kinda makes more sense that shes "all the jedi" if the force chose her to defeat palpatine.

  • @paperfilmworld2520
    @paperfilmworld2520 2 роки тому +27

    One of my main problems is how it makes the galatic conflict feel so small

  • @steveypizza4542
    @steveypizza4542 5 років тому +775

    Killing younglings is a skywalker right of passage
    also why did luke leave a map to himself if he wanted to be a grumpy hermit

    • @metamayto
      @metamayto 5 років тому +153

      So people could send him blue milk through space Amazon.

    • @VladK95
      @VladK95 5 років тому +26

      Because JJA made TFA a little too convoluted

    • @tom_2258
      @tom_2258 5 років тому +86

      It’s cuz the map is to the first Jedi temple and people knew that’s where he went

    • @bendiamond3420
      @bendiamond3420 4 роки тому +4

      Stevey Pizza He didn’t

    • @thickettboi5458
      @thickettboi5458 4 роки тому +4

      He made the map just in case the galaxy was in deep danger so people could find him

  • @nykia31
    @nykia31 5 років тому +876

    I feel the same way about Finn. I liked Finn in TFA...and now I think he has been completely wasted

    • @superxavxii421
      @superxavxii421 5 років тому +11

      I hope they somehow fix him in episode 9

    • @reymb8089
      @reymb8089 4 роки тому +20

      I don’t think so. In TFA he discover the “who to fight for” with Rey and in this movie he discovers the “what to fight for” by going to the casino planet. He now believes he should do the right thing. He makes the decision to sacrifice himself, which is a heroic unselfish decision. But, since it was a fake out we can further explore Fin. But the fact he made that decision was enough to show where he’s at now, it doesn’t matter whether it worked or not.

    • @LucyWest370
      @LucyWest370 4 роки тому +3

      ny_kia31 he didn’t die In that scene, he didn’t get wasted

    • @lizaspleasure8403
      @lizaspleasure8403 4 роки тому +2

      I hate rose for stopping his heroic death

    • @ezelfrancisco1349
      @ezelfrancisco1349 4 роки тому

      Same

  • @maxharper3737
    @maxharper3737 7 місяців тому +6

    I dont think Luke wanting to kill his Nephew is realistic of his character at all thats peoples problem with it not because hes flawed

  • @innertuber4049
    @innertuber4049 3 роки тому +25

    Thank you for the analysis of Luke! I've always loved what they did with him in this movie, but it's really hard to say that when the other person pulls out the "my childhood hero" card.

  • @joshbrown5842
    @joshbrown5842 6 років тому +630

    I hate how admiral Akbar died off screen, I mean we didn't really know shit about him but the memes made me care about him I guess

    • @JurzGarz
      @JurzGarz 6 років тому +25

      He didn't die offscreen, we see him get blown up on the bridge.

    • @shadowxps
      @shadowxps 6 років тому +80

      I'm surprised people feel anything about Akbar. He's pretty much just a meme and you can hold your breath through his entire trilogy screen time.

    • @Jpowell760
      @Jpowell760 6 років тому +10

      I feel like Holdo could have been replaced by Akbar if he survived but I really liked the movie.

    • @JODA93
      @JODA93 6 років тому +1

      JurzGarz out of focus.

    • @superxavxii421
      @superxavxii421 6 років тому +18

      Ackbar was actually an important part of the star wars trilogy

  • @caelumgreen7241
    @caelumgreen7241 5 років тому +1330

    I walked out of the movie thinking it was solid and surprising and my friend started screaming about how Rian Johnson personally raped him and murdered his will to live.

    • @fingerflipbullets5111
      @fingerflipbullets5111 5 років тому +2

      WHAT

    • @nicolezhang8116
      @nicolezhang8116 5 років тому +44

      Well compared to the Star Wars universe as a whole.... yeah I have to agree with your friend

    • @kaleb749
      @kaleb749 5 років тому +26

      Welcome to the Star Wars fandom

    • @jaydenc367
      @jaydenc367 5 років тому +2

      Najwin Najib it's not like they ruined the previous films or no longer made em canon kinda sounded like a sjw overreadting really

    • @jaydenc367
      @jaydenc367 5 років тому

      Najwan Najib exactly it's already happened!I get your point but a lot of people don't even consider the sequels canon simple as that and it's not like they went back in time to make the originals non canon

  • @ProfCayo
    @ProfCayo 2 роки тому +2

    This video is why you are my bee favorite channel. Thank you for always keeping it real. Signed- A Last Jedi fan.

  • @jahadmii706
    @jahadmii706 2 роки тому +11

    14:29 *_”Don’t pick apart shit with made up fantasy facts.”_*
    *Also Cosmonaut:* _Thinks the Inquisitors Helicopter Lightsabers are stupid, & ridiculous._

    • @butterball8378
      @butterball8378 2 роки тому +4

      Well, see the difference there is that helicopter lightsabers look really frickin stupid

    • @jahadmii706
      @jahadmii706 2 роки тому +8

      @@butterball8378 So it has to look stupid for you to be able to pick it apart? So the Holdo hyperspace Kamikaze is shielded from scrutiny because it looks cool? What’s the logic here?

    • @butterball8378
      @butterball8378 2 роки тому +1

      @@jahadmii706 if you really want to get into it, lightsaber blades aren't solid like a helicopter blade. They are described as *light*sabers so there shouldn't be a way for them to achieve lift. It has also been said many times that going into lightspeed is very dangerous and since we don't have a set science for this, it isn't exactly unbelievable to say that crashing into another ship at lightspeed would destroy the ship it crashes into. Especially considering that crashing into another ship at all would damage it

    • @jahadmii706
      @jahadmii706 2 роки тому +3

      @@butterball8378 bruh didn’t you listen to Cosmonaut, *_dOn’T pIcK aPaRt ShIt WiTh MaDe Up FaNtAsY fAcTs!1!_* Why are you doing that? Oh wait, I know it’s because you care, & deep down you know it matters for the story.
      Yeah I fully agree the spinning lightsabers are BS. I’m not trying to defend it in anyway. Same with the Holdo hyperspace Kamikaze. The existence of that maneuver destroys every space battle that has & ever will exist in the future of Star Wars. From now on we’ll be thinking, _”just do a Hyperspace Kamikaze.”_ I’m just making a point that Cosmonauts incredibly hypocritical, & has no consistency. He’s just one of those simple minded viewers that think, _”Well it didn’t bother me. So it must not really be a problem.”_ Even though it very well may be. That’s all I’m saying.

    • @Vladislav888
      @Vladislav888 2 роки тому +3

      @@jahadmii706 The last film already explained it.
      Holdo just tried to run away, stealing the ship in the process, but stumbled upon one-in-a-million chance of destroying Snoke's ship.

  • @sdmblack1
    @sdmblack1 6 років тому +361

    Saying "don't judge a fantasy for breaking rules, it's about wizards and shit lol" is reductionist. We want it to be internally consistent, to stick to it's OWN rules.

    • @a.morphous66
      @a.morphous66 6 років тому +53

      It’s doing that though. It hasn’t broken any rules.

    • @nicholaswiberly3825
      @nicholaswiberly3825 6 років тому +50

      Yeah, sure it hasn't. Like when both sides of the Force have to suddenly balance each other out, when in the Prequels it was established that the Jedi and the Light Side are serenity, so the Sith have to be destroyed due to the fact that the Dark Side feeds on pain and emotion.

    • @Bent773
      @Bent773 6 років тому +21

      Didn't the Prequels introduce the concept of balancing the force in the first place though?

    • @brandonpatterson5717
      @brandonpatterson5717 6 років тому +35

      Bent7793 yes by destroying the Sith, that's why Obi says to Anakin "you were supposed to destroy the Sith not join them!" Balance was wiping out evil.

    • @strahinjagov
      @strahinjagov 6 років тому +42

      Brandon Patterson the true meaning of bringing balance to the Force was never established. In the AOTC novelization it specifically states that even the Jedi themselves aren't entirely sure what it means.

  • @jacobiebrian6977
    @jacobiebrian6977 6 років тому +1365

    Did everyone forget about LEIA'S FORCE FLYING

    • @bobamericanu2193
      @bobamericanu2193 6 років тому +381

      IMA MARRY POPPINS Y'ALL

    • @bluezebra6701
      @bluezebra6701 6 років тому +90

      It's a bird! It's a plane!

    • @fatraptor2357
      @fatraptor2357 6 років тому +11

      Jacobie Brian who tf is laia

    • @jacobiebrian6977
      @jacobiebrian6977 6 років тому +16

      Alistair MacIsaac Rip my bad. Fixed it

    • @dublinjake
      @dublinjake 6 років тому +135

      As someone who really likes the film, yeah that looked goofy as fuck.

  • @robinkomin
    @robinkomin 5 місяців тому +1

    It's so interesting to see this video six years later and know what Star Wars has become. The hope for a new direction and themes in this video is so inspiring

  • @brynjolf3974
    @brynjolf3974 3 роки тому +29

    I think the hyperdrive seen was really pretty and conceptual HOWEVER, the reason people don’t like this is because at that rate every space battle would end with the side that had more ships hyperdriving into shit. Like the droids would have won they could just fly at all be Jedi and clone ships.

  • @DiamondLotus210
    @DiamondLotus210 4 роки тому +862

    I’m starting to realize that I really need to not read reviews about Star Wars movies anymore. I’m realizing that I have a tendency to change my opinion very easily when presented with someone else’s thoughts on the movie. I liked Last Jedi when I first saw it, but when I saw all the outcry, I slowly started to dislike it, and now I want to like it but just can’t.

    • @tyrekrussell8898
      @tyrekrussell8898 4 роки тому +16

      Same

    • @ExcaliburHeavyBattlecruiser
      @ExcaliburHeavyBattlecruiser 4 роки тому +36

      I thought it was a mixed bag with some shining moments and some mess ups as well. It wasn't consistently dull, I liked the hyperspace ram from an audio visual perspective as well as the effects. They messed up with the writing though. 6.2/10 Not the worst movie ever but it sure could've been better.
      PS: Am I the only one who thinks that the Leia Poppins scene couldn't be improved, seriously guys, can you really make her use the force to get her back to her ship without making it look absurd? I think not

    • @stellarregimetv2464
      @stellarregimetv2464 4 роки тому +5

      Your all obviously a new fan s, and your opinion doesn’t make the movie good. It’s slow and boring and if you like slow and boring movies your opinion doesn’t count. This movie lets you be excited for 2 secs and kills the hype with BS WRITING.Y’all have bad taste buds you 💩 eaters.

    • @ExcaliburHeavyBattlecruiser
      @ExcaliburHeavyBattlecruiser 4 роки тому +12

      @@swaves Knew it cause of the emoji usage.

    • @Sploinkss
      @Sploinkss 4 роки тому

      Totally. It’s not like the whole movie could’ve ended by simply sending the thousands of TIE fighters TFO had at their disposal to destroy their largest threat.

  • @MrGohtrunks
    @MrGohtrunks 6 років тому +257

    13:17
    I hate this argument. This is my only gripe in this video. The Emperor doesn't need an explanation because there is no preceding lore at the point of his introduction. We as an audience can just buy into who and what he is without asking where he came from.
    In the case of Snoke, there are seven movies worth of stories that preceed his existence. In Return Of The Jedi the Empire is defeated, Darth Vader is dead, The Emperor is dead. The rule of two (siths) was established in The Phantom Menace, so we can safely assume that the sith are dead.
    And then Snoke shows up. Of course that raises questions, which are entirely valid to have, in my opinion.

    • @zerenadli
      @zerenadli 6 років тому +32

      Bram R that's exactly how I feel everytime i heard those argument.

    • @saygerholcomb8050
      @saygerholcomb8050 6 років тому +8

      Because of the gap of time between ep 6 and ep 7, I can assume Snoke's rise to power was long and complicated. I didn't care to see it. I cared that he seduced Ben to the dark side and that his death furthered Kylo's story.I guess its the time gap that makes me not care. If there was a different emperor in ep 6 than Palpatine, I'd be really confused and want answers. If that makes sense.

    • @dublinjake
      @dublinjake 6 років тому +10

      I agree. I imagine we'll get some information on Snoke's backstory from Kylo ruminating in the next film, or perhaps he will come back as a sassy force ghost that will exposit on his backstory and torment his killer a bit. However, I do agree, it's not the most satisfying way it could have happened. That being said, I also really appreciate how he was killed off, both for just how shocking a twist it was, but also because we see him be genuinely outwitted by Kylo.

    • @0colorad0
      @0colorad0 6 років тому +7

      Ye boi. I LOVED the movie, and I completrly disagree on some key points made by people who disliked it (Rey's parents, Luke's "assholiness", Kylo's childish character), but Snoke is as ex-machina as it gets.
      To make things worse, he is just a typical, no, wait, he is THE typical fantasy villain, who is just overpowered bc writers said so and who just wants to infinitely rule everything for the sake of being EVIL YAAHRR (I mean, Kylo's line at the end where he offers Rey to rule the galaxy together made me bleed from the facepalm, but even that plays into Kylo's character as an infantile wannabe cool guy who hasn't came up with his own view of the world yet). Even tho the new trilogy has GREAT and very original characters (judging by the standards of modern mainstream action cinema, of course). And Snoke is just... Pure dissapointment. Hope the next episode will tell us at least something that will make sense.

    • @tom-esvar
      @tom-esvar 6 років тому +1

      Actualy the movie explains a little how the light and dark side of the force need eachother to exist as said by (i think) luke.
      Luke is strong on the light side and he is training a new order.
      Being this the case one can asume how snoke darkness came to balance lukes light.
      The same i think with Ben and Rey

  • @coopermathews9288
    @coopermathews9288 3 роки тому +9

    Cosmonaght: episode 8 is a good different for star wars
    *episode 9 comes out
    Cosmonaght: well you fucked it didn't you.

  • @benriopelle4568
    @benriopelle4568 4 роки тому +11

    My PERSONAL ranking goes:
    - A New Hope
    - Empire Strikes Back
    - Revenge of the Sith
    - Return of the Jedi
    - Solo
    - The Force Awakens
    - Phantom Menace
    - Rogue One
    - Rise of Skywalker
    - The Last Jedi
    - Attack of the Clones

    • @bigkmoviesandgames
      @bigkmoviesandgames 4 роки тому +4

      Interesting list my best to worst would have to be
      1. Star wars
      2. Empire strikes back
      3. Return of the jedi
      4. Rise of Skywalker
      5. Revenge of the sith
      6. Force awakens
      7. Solo
      8. Last jedi
      9. Rogue one
      10. Phantom menace
      12. Attack of the clones

    • @EuanM20X
      @EuanM20X 4 роки тому

      @@bigkmoviesandgames Im glad you both recognise how good solo is, I think its just a fun simple movie, and idc what anyone says but attack of the clones has almost nothing good in it

    • @bigkmoviesandgames
      @bigkmoviesandgames 4 роки тому

      @@EuanM20X I agree.while solo doesn't do anything completely epic or anything its still a well made film with a likable cast and good story.

    • @poopoohead3709
      @poopoohead3709 4 роки тому

      Rots
      New Hope
      Empire
      Rouge one
      AOTC
      ROTJ
      SOLO
      Force Awakens
      Clone wars movie
      Last Jedi
      Phantom menace
      Force awakens
      ROS
      There all 10/10 btw

    • @carealoo744
      @carealoo744 3 роки тому +1

      The typical average ranking when you look at everybody, seems to go:
      Empire Strikes Back
      A New Hope
      The Force Awakens
      Solo
      Rogue 1
      Last Jedi
      Rise of Skywalker
      Return of the Jedi
      Revenge of the Sith
      Attack of the Clones
      The Phantom Meneace

  • @mannofdober873
    @mannofdober873 6 років тому +548

    IMO this movie is as divided as Snoke. Half and half.

    • @AliVe1234
      @AliVe1234 6 років тому +31

      Snoke is darth maul confirmed.

    • @thomasodonnell4122
      @thomasodonnell4122 6 років тому

      Lol

    • @mannofdober873
      @mannofdober873 6 років тому +5

      Actually it is. The fanbase is split because of Kylo Ren, as they can't decide if he's a good character or not.

    • @hamsini12
      @hamsini12 6 років тому

      L. J. Love your comment😩😩

    • @lrgamer1224
      @lrgamer1224 6 років тому

      Ha!

  • @TKinfinity01
    @TKinfinity01 5 років тому +642

    The best Star Wars film is the one I made in my head.

  • @fvaudio
    @fvaudio Рік тому +7

    The problem about Luke is not that is flawed: I like that. But do you really believe that the person who did everything to redeem Darth Vader - whom has done incredibly bad things - would kill his nephew for having a thought about the “dark side”? That’s what’s out of character.
    Re: Rey - it’s not that she’s not related to someone famous, it’s the fact that she’s overpowered for no reason. Anakin is overpowered but is supposedly the “chosen one”, and Luke is the “chosen one’s son”. I’d have been ok with the idea that there’s multiple chose ones (maybe in different civilisation are identified differently) and Rey being connected to that line of chosen ones. However having her being so powerful without struggles (both Anakin and Luke still go through many struggles even if chosen ones) is what made me dislike this.

    • @zombiefiedjem5113
      @zombiefiedjem5113 Рік тому +1

      While I can see your point about Luke Skywalker (and I 100% agree that the movie isn’t perfect) I don’t understand the criticism that he acts out of character because I believe that that’s the point of the movie. You’re never supposed to take what he did and agree with it, you’re supposed to look at his actions as “out of character.” Btw, I agree with your points about Rey, I just wanted to address the argument against Luke.

    • @fvaudio
      @fvaudio Рік тому +1

      @@zombiefiedjem5113 I get what you’re saying, but I believe it’s a matter of semantics. When I say “out of character” I mean “looking at all of Luke’s history, the way he acts in this movie does not make sense from a logical perspective”. Of course in the movie it was written to be like this, so within the context of TLJ he’s “in character”. The problem is that TLJ does not consider the OT character development and when you look at Luke over all the 6 films (OT + ST), then TLJ sticks out like a sore thumb.
      Again, it’s the same reason why I didn’t like Reva as a character: from a logical standpoint of how you would expect someone to act/react, they don’t make sense:
      Luke does everything to save the second most evil person in the galaxy, but wants to kill his nephew for having remote dreams about following his grandpa footsteps.
      Reva wants to kill children to raise in the ranks of Inquisitors to kill Vader because he kille children.
      I honestly can’t see how these motivations can even make sense to the writers…

    • @manz7860
      @manz7860 Рік тому

      @@fvaudio character assassination is hip and cool apparently

  • @superkeaton9912
    @superkeaton9912 3 роки тому +6

    I just can't get over that Luke's big plan for learning how bad Ben was was to sneak into his bed in the dead of night with his weapon and read his mind. That's insane. That's wild. Why couldn't we have seen flashbacks to the temple and Ben doing dark stuff that worried Luke and necessitated some kind of confrontation? We had time for fucking Canto Bight but not, y'know, some backstory on our main villain's reasons for hating Luke?

    • @joshmitchell1898
      @joshmitchell1898 3 роки тому +5

      Luke told rey he had “sensed his darkness” and “seen it in moments in his training” i think that’s enough motivation for him to look into his mind. Also he didn’t walk into Bens hut with the intent of killing him.

  • @williammcnamara2502
    @williammcnamara2502 5 років тому +1320

    M8 did u imply the podracing scene was anything but a work of art

    • @dradamov
      @dradamov 5 років тому +53

      TRUTH! It was epic and I like it to this day.

    • @McSuperfly101
      @McSuperfly101 5 років тому +63

      The podracing scene felt like two hours of watching a camera pan from left to right over and over.

    • @Machtyn
      @Machtyn 5 років тому +16

      @@McSuperfly101 At least the pods could turn right! :D

    • @revbleech
      @revbleech 5 років тому +12

      The lonesome death of Ratts Tyerell, his death scream, and the "BLAURRRRGH" scream of that weird crocodile gleep-glop are in fact the peak of the prequels.

    • @dillonkoester5530
      @dillonkoester5530 5 років тому +5

      Hmm I think this is satire, but the comments are replying to it seriously, however that could be satire too. Am I being double woooshed?

  • @RegretfulDeadMan
    @RegretfulDeadMan 4 роки тому +1612

    Not liking this movie is fine and perfectly reasonable.
    Being a horrible douche about it and sending people death threats isn't.
    But apparently this is a foreign concept to some people.

    • @joshb8574
      @joshb8574 4 роки тому +65

      The fuck you mean no proof? The hate was all over her instagram page after the movie released.

    • @jpabcede5016
      @jpabcede5016 4 роки тому +3

      so, basically, this is the second time she received vitriol?

    • @mumkeymaan4600
      @mumkeymaan4600 4 роки тому +49

      Ahmed Best was nearly driven to suicide with death threats and Jake Llyod was bullied into literal insanity. Neither the media or any of you Prequel haters spoke out on their behalf.

    • @fanaticalplel1003
      @fanaticalplel1003 4 роки тому +4

      The last of us fans will Kill you if you don’t say the last of us is the greatest games

    • @mumkeymaan4600
      @mumkeymaan4600 4 роки тому +9

      oh yeah, and lets not forget about the REYLO FANS who harrassed Adam Driver and sent death threats to JJ Abrams, cast members and other producers of Rise of Skywalker. But no, lets just bitch about the evil racist Nazi TLJ haters. Fucking hell.

  • @isayuhlakersman8441
    @isayuhlakersman8441 2 роки тому +17

    "People who cant overlook the dumb Sh*t"
    Literally what Marcus does all the time.

    • @BlackbirdRX
      @BlackbirdRX Рік тому

      and so do you lmao

    • @JayJaycubbs
      @JayJaycubbs 6 місяців тому +3

      @@BlackbirdRX says the guy who thinks TFA is the best Star Wars film lmao

    • @BlackbirdRX
      @BlackbirdRX 5 місяців тому

      @@JayJaycubbs notice i said FAVORITE, not BEST. you being a dumbass and not knowing the difference doesn't make you right

  • @drumsincolour8761
    @drumsincolour8761 3 роки тому +14

    I love star wars so much as a franchise but even I admit its all bloody stupid.
    I like your analytical response to these movies as movies and as a star wars fan ,both ripping them apart and praising them.

  • @theoverlordus502
    @theoverlordus502 5 років тому +463

    The movies may be flawed...
    *But Clone Wars is superior*

    • @gordoniwk483
      @gordoniwk483 4 роки тому +24

      Lets just pretent that star wars ended after the clone wars came out. Rebels is optional. But all this never happend

    • @gabemcgrew9162
      @gabemcgrew9162 4 роки тому +3

      Fact

    • @EpoxyMuffin
      @EpoxyMuffin 4 роки тому +14

      There is NO sequel trilogy.

    • @done4195
      @done4195 4 роки тому +7

      Gordon IWK
      I’ll accept Rogue One, that’s it.

    • @gordoniwk483
      @gordoniwk483 4 роки тому +4

      These aren`t the stars movies you are looking for

  • @AntoineBandele
    @AntoineBandele 6 років тому +2411

    This video was on point save for the bits about the Luke dissent. Folks weren't angry because Luke was no longer his overpowered-Expanded-Universe-self. Folks were perplexed because the compassionate Jedi Knight who brought DARTH VADER back from the dark side, decided he couldn't do it again when he had some bad visions about Ben Solo--then considers killing the boy in his sleep.
    Is there a storyline that could have the broken Luke that we got in TLJ? Sure. Was that story depicted in TLJ? No. It was not. It was irrational and, yes, OOC. It's going to take a whole lot more than bad dreams to make Luke a self-exiled hermit who can see no good in the world AT ALL.

    • @austinsahms1810
      @austinsahms1810 6 років тому +228

      I also disagreed with his point about the hyperspace kamikaze. It pretty much invalidates every space battle fought anywhere in any SW movie, and is probably the single biggest plot hole in TLJ.
      Think about it. A single ship with a single crewman (or droid) can destroy a whole fleet by hyperspace suicide. This should be the prominent tactic of the smaller force in any space battle.

    • @AntoineBandele
      @AntoineBandele 6 років тому +132

      Star Wars fan opinion is so varied. Because the hyperspace jump scene was astounding.

    • @Tmathh
      @Tmathh 6 років тому +72

      Antoine luke is a lot of things to a lot of people... but vader is his dad..of course hes gonna try to bring him back to the light. also he was much younger and full of hope...its kinda like how yoda deeply believed in the jedi way, but then gave up on it and went into exile because of his overwhelming guilt and getting so many jedi killed.... luke made a mistake and felt guilty just like yoda. he inspired kylo to kill all his students he helped kylo turn to the dark. just like yoda and the other masters help push anikin into darkness. its really good writing tbh. it fits in the lore i think its pretty rational.
      btw Antonie i love your videos! they are dope af

    • @Tmathh
      @Tmathh 6 років тому +11

      @thatguy i also thought about that!! ...thats not really a problem with the movie more a funny plot hole of star wars in general...i mean there is no reason to fight like WWII jets in space lmao. why do they have wings? hahahah also gun systems would be fired from much much much futher away...thats hella funny

    • @ManUtdBoy13
      @ManUtdBoy13 6 років тому +60

      Too be fair, compare Yoda from Prequals and OT and you see that Luke went the same way. You look at Luke seeing the GOOD in Vader and believing in him, but in Kylo he was seeing the DARK and had no idea how to handel it. After that, he blamed himself for letting his SISTERS son become evil while also be responsible for everything that happened. That kind of stuff will destroy even the strongest person.

  • @babies4breakfast197
    @babies4breakfast197 Рік тому +7

    My ranking:
    1. Empire, do i have toe explain?
    2. New Hope, again do i have to explain?
    3. Solo, really fun action movie with a unique plot to star wars, very grounded and all around just fun to watch
    4. Force awakens, again just a fun movie not too deep like solo
    5. Return of the jedi, middle chunk especially with ewoks is bad and the beginning is meh but otherwise great
    6. The last Jedi, Lots of extreme highs and lots of extreme lows
    7. Revenge of the Sith, very fun but ultimately empty movie befcause these characters are robots and i dont care abt them
    8. Rogue One, I cant name a single character in this movie but that second half is just wow
    9. Rise of skywalker, not a very good movie, I like when the main trio is together but thats it, also cool new force abilities but otherwise rly bad
    10. Attack of the Clones, only thing that keeps me awake is the sudden action, so boring omg
    11. Phantom Menace, I am legit in a coma watching this

  • @bauer0788
    @bauer0788 3 роки тому +8

    Me: "This film is flawed but its alright... I didn't really lik-
    People: "OMG IT'S JUST A MOVIE! OK MR> FILM CRITIC!!"
    Me: "The Last Jedi was enjoyable and while it has flaws, I think it really-"
    Same People: "OMG! YOU CLEARLY DON'T KNOW BAD WRITING WHEN YOU SEE IT!"

    • @nkosig4995
      @nkosig4995 3 роки тому

      Hey, why DID kylo Ren turn to the dark side anyway. Dude got his friends together and killed all the other students

  • @nickparadies350
    @nickparadies350 6 років тому +674

    Last Jedi: The most polarizing Star Wars movie since the last movie.

  • @JohnnyRelentless
    @JohnnyRelentless 6 років тому +274

    "I am one of the biggest Star Wars fans, but you gotta admit. This shit's dumb." XD

  • @HisHowliness
    @HisHowliness Рік тому +15

    I agree. It would be REALLLY BAD writing if Rey was just another known character's relation.
    So glad that wasn't the case!

  • @garrisoncox724
    @garrisoncox724 4 роки тому +30

    "Doesn't make sense for them to be related to each other." Didn't age well, huh?

    • @pleasesubscribetomynewyout5330
      @pleasesubscribetomynewyout5330 4 роки тому +3

      Yes, it did actually, you are wrong. The point still stands and the reveal of Palpatine's daughter was abysmal in the way it was carried out.

    • @garrisoncox724
      @garrisoncox724 4 роки тому +6

      @@pleasesubscribetomynewyout5330 The fact she is Palpatine's *granddaughter* (as I'm pretty sure you meant) would be abysmal in any way it could have been carried out.

    • @tobeymaguire9053
      @tobeymaguire9053 3 роки тому +3

      @@garrisoncox724 it still makes no sense to me that jj felt like he had to undo the previous movie with that shit

  • @adrianlindsay970
    @adrianlindsay970 4 роки тому +501

    The only people in the world who hate Star Wars are people who love Star Wars.

    • @matthewtrujillo3309
      @matthewtrujillo3309 4 роки тому +37

      No shit considering the amount of bs movies the fanbase has been served

    • @RobloxTrueCrimeArchive
      @RobloxTrueCrimeArchive 4 роки тому +2

      69 likes

    • @superkeaton9912
      @superkeaton9912 3 роки тому

      Actively refuted by this video

    • @algunoscuenticos
      @algunoscuenticos 3 роки тому +18

      You mean: "The only people in the world who hate Disney's Star Wars are people who love Star Wars. "

    • @openthinker6562
      @openthinker6562 3 роки тому +8

      ​@redwill17 Let's put it this way: You tell me, a waiter at your favorite restaurant, to get you your favorite food dish on the menu. I then give it to you, but it is undercooked, raw, is missing ingredients, and I basically toss the plate in front of you. You then complain that it's not a good one, but I then reply to that with "But it's your favorite. Wow, the only ones who love this dish are the ones who hate it and complain about it all the time."
      People who complain about star wars are fans who want to see GOOD star wars movies. We criticize it because we have high standards of what we like. We don't want crappy movies in which logic and reason is sidelined for spectacle. If I have a favorite movie franchise and it makes a crappy movie, I'll complain because I expected better from a franchise I love.

  • @tiffanyhill8864
    @tiffanyhill8864 5 років тому +584

    THIS IS A STORY ABOUT SPACE WIZARDS THERE ARE NO RULES
    *Litterly complains about the inquisitors using their lightsabers to fly*

    • @lukeisanemo10
      @lukeisanemo10 5 років тому +96

      Tiffany Hill get what your saying but he said it looked fucking stupid and ruins their credibility not that you can’t do it

    • @beatuplexus
      @beatuplexus 4 роки тому +20

      Guys a moron sometimes.

    • @willburdbath9273
      @willburdbath9273 4 роки тому +2

      he liked the movie dumb bitch

    • @reymb8089
      @reymb8089 4 роки тому +31

      He didn’t complain about the rules of the flying lightsabers he just said it looked fucking stupid (which it does) The Hyperdrive scenes in this movie looked amazing.

    • @yeahmhmyeah9130
      @yeahmhmyeah9130 4 роки тому +14

      Tiffany Hill yeah but the hyperdrive scene was explained in a book. While the inquisitors is just fucking dumb. You can not look at scenes with that and say it’s fine

  • @makotoplush9776
    @makotoplush9776 3 роки тому +93

    Marcus was actually right.
    I feel like after Rise of Skywalker, people have realised they're hatred for this movie went way too far to the point where Disney literally made a sequel to piss off the least amount of fans and now people accept it as alright. (I hope I'm right)

    • @Sohbek
      @Sohbek 2 роки тому +10

      I think you are correct. And it's sad because TROS could have simultaneously been really huge with all the lines that 7 and 8 set up. But in an effort to piss off the least amount of people, they made it profoundly mediocre, and IMO, the worst (I still liked it, mind you!) film of the saga.

    • @Blue-Apple-fc9eo
      @Blue-Apple-fc9eo 2 роки тому +4

      @@Sohbek agreed I take good story over overChorography fight

    • @notdot8742
      @notdot8742 2 роки тому +3

      No, the reason why rise of skywalker is the way it is. Is because tlj cuts down basically any plot lines and ruins most characters. This is why "somehow palpatine has returned" with absolutely 0 build up

    • @qqqrss2683
      @qqqrss2683 2 роки тому +10

      @@notdot8742 I don't think so, the Rise of Shitwalker was the worst in the series. there is no excuse as to why its so bad.

    • @ryanbollinger1759
      @ryanbollinger1759 2 роки тому +11

      @@notdot8742 It’s TROS’s fault. I love TLJ and seeing the plot threads of this film get erased because some people got mad is a coward move. Rey should have been a nobody. Luke’s arc was compelling. Luke’s death was perfect, and Palpatine should have never shown up in this trilogy.

  • @StarWarsUnconditionalLover
    @StarWarsUnconditionalLover 3 роки тому +3

    1) Empire Strikes Back
    2) The Last Jedi
    3) Star Wars
    4) Return Of The Jedi
    5) Revenge Of The Sith
    6) The Force Awakens
    7) Attack of the Clones
    8) The Phantom Menace
    9) Rise of Skywalker
    And with spin-offs :
    8.5) Solo
    6.5) Rogue One

  • @reedmohlman9762
    @reedmohlman9762 6 років тому +249

    Honestly, love or hate this movie there is no fucking way that ONE GODDAMN MOVIE could ruin Star Wars forever. It doesn't make any sense.

    • @williamdoughty3742
      @williamdoughty3742 6 років тому +46

      I've no idea how this is worse than episode II

    • @jonasstritzinger110
      @jonasstritzinger110 6 років тому +29

      Deadly Doughty ikr People are complaining about tlj but episode 2 was way worse

    • @finleyrogers5828
      @finleyrogers5828 6 років тому +18

      Because the god damned hyperspeed ramming is incredibly overpowered and should have been the only thing ever used in combat, Star destroyers, the death star and starkiller base are completely useless compared to it and the whole star wars universe begins to fall apart. Why build the death star when you could just launch ships of even rocks/asteroids at planets AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT. Everything's meaningfulness just completely falls apart when compared to such a feet that even the most bog-standard ships are now capable of. It also shits all over the old cannon, where hyperspace is a sort of different dimension through which one can travel at a much faster rate compared to their own. Its just an example of Disney fucking previously accepted star wars logic for a cool scene with flashy special effects.

    • @donnylurch4207
      @donnylurch4207 6 років тому +28

      DreamBigPig I think it's not that simple. The ships start moving at lightspeed before they make the jump to hyperspace, so they are still moving through physical space before they warp into the other dimension. It would probably cost a lot of money/resources and lives, as well as be incredibly difficult to aim, if they were to use vessels with hyperspace drives as projectile weapons on a regular basis. Does that help?

    • @gemain609
      @gemain609 6 років тому +18

      Donny Lurch Ssh let people mindlessly hate on a economically infeasible form of attack that was used in desperation because *gasp* there was no other choice

  • @lyubot.9138
    @lyubot.9138 4 роки тому +507

    Cosmo: Ray isn't related to anyone
    Episode 9: *I'm about to end this man's whole career*

    • @megamike15
      @megamike15 4 роки тому +3

      i'm afraid rey will be quite important when i arrive.

    • @kinolokki5953
      @kinolokki5953 3 роки тому +5

      Ray

    • @BerraRazuke1
      @BerraRazuke1 2 роки тому

      And any regard for plot at all.

  • @gnarrcan108
    @gnarrcan108 3 роки тому +22

    The one think I can’t stand about fanboys is that they don’t think characters can change.

    • @christo7072
      @christo7072 3 роки тому +2

      nah

    • @deadshotruby6667
      @deadshotruby6667 2 роки тому +7

      That was a dramatic change for Luke. This is the guy who was trying to talk Vader, an extremely ruthless, evil man responsible for slaughtering anyone who slightly inconvenienced him, into returning to the light side because of his faith in his own father. You really think he'd just change that optimism and try to kill his own nephew instead of trying to help him?

    • @senjubunny
      @senjubunny 2 роки тому +3

      it's not that luke changed: it's that they treated his change like a fucking joke for a big chunk of the movie, they played the grumpy old man angle so hard i felt really alienated by it, and all it took was throwing a lightsaber in an attempt at comedic timing, and the milking scene
      it adds up, and gets annoying as hell

  • @AndrusPr8
    @AndrusPr8 3 роки тому +71

    The more time passes, the more I apreciate Ryan Johnson's boldness in grabbing Star Wars and trying to do something new and free the next generation from the past heroes. You can't move a franchise forward only telling the stories from past heroes

    • @proaaron578
      @proaaron578 2 роки тому +6

      The plot he came up with horrible and destroyed every plot point from TFA. You can't say that's "freeing the next generation" when you destroy Luke Skywalker and troll the audience for being invested in the story with useless plot twists that make no sense

    • @AndrusPr8
      @AndrusPr8 2 роки тому +2

      @@proaaron578 In that case let's say that failure is the greatest teacher. Even the greatest masters can fail, and learn from it.
      I'm sure I've got this message from a movie.

    • @generalgrievous6498
      @generalgrievous6498 2 роки тому +3

      @@proaaron578 Did you want Luke to just sit down and train Rey? That would be so damn boring.

    • @ReichLife
      @ReichLife Рік тому +3

      Too bad you can do so without taking a dump on past heroes, aspect which Ryan Johnson didn't bother to take into account. Mandalorian and Andor showcased Star Wars could go elsewhere, without being insulting mess which is The Last Jedi.

    • @jw1714
      @jw1714 Рік тому

      @@generalgrievous6498Yeah they definitely couldn’t have used the time they had spent making Luke out to be Ebenezer Scrooge for something like character development for a villain that could be remembered no no no no that’s ridiculous run every hero we’ve known into the ground and dumb some dirt on it too. Let’s kill off the one main antagonist we had so that the next director can just scramble and ruin everything right

  • @Frankenbutt99
    @Frankenbutt99 6 років тому +540

    Okay, but one thing still bugs me.
    *_WHY DID LEIA LITERALLY FLY THROUGH SPACE?_*
    edit: guys I don’t give a shit if she’s force sensitive or not, she can’t fucking breathe in space lol

    • @itsagile9265
      @itsagile9265 6 років тому +97

      Daddy Donald she is force sensitive so she probably used the force to propel herself back to the ship. I do agree that it looked stupid though

    • @LeandroVelez7
      @LeandroVelez7 6 років тому +9

      That was one of my wtf moments. Also the little alien Russian like ladies. Wtf?

    • @chasewilliams5048
      @chasewilliams5048 6 років тому +56

      She used the force.
      Get over it.

    • @jonathanthompson592
      @jonathanthompson592 6 років тому +43

      How in the hell does anyone levitate rocks?!?!

    • @thormedhammeren3616
      @thormedhammeren3616 6 років тому +3

      Daddy Donald yeah same me and my friends when We SAW IT We loked at eatch other with a dumb face

  • @XxOrangesoda2610xX
    @XxOrangesoda2610xX 6 років тому +373

    My main complaint is that Rian Johnson threw away a lot of plot elements and ideas that JJ Abrams was setting up in The Force Awakens

    • @judsta123kickass
      @judsta123kickass 6 років тому +30

      Daniel A.
      Episode ix still exists and jj is taking care of that

    • @johntrunkey4715
      @johntrunkey4715 6 років тому +14

      It doesnt mean that he isn't going to resolve them in the third one. They always knew there were going to be three of them so the presentation of events and character development is different. For example Kylo Ren not being a complete bad ass from the beginning.

    • @stephenmcneil4573
      @stephenmcneil4573 6 років тому +6

      how do you know he threw away plot elements. Lucasfilm has had a pretty solid idea of the direction that these films would take, in addition to the directors/writers, since before the force awakens began filming. JJ Abrams made his movie with a pretty good idea of what would happen in the plot of the last Jedi.

    • @cestcami
      @cestcami 6 років тому +18

      Stephen McNeil Rian Johnson tweeted, months before TLJ came out, that they had no story direction beyond TFA.

    • @XxOrangesoda2610xX
      @XxOrangesoda2610xX 6 років тому +1

      Jek yeah that's why I'm looking forward to it

  • @imnotgoodwithnamesbruh6018
    @imnotgoodwithnamesbruh6018 3 роки тому +7

    I know this is an old video but...I can't agree that this is the first Star Wars film since RotJ to have themes. The prequel trilogy, quality aside, was about fascism, arrogance, etc. Its themes are arguably more present that the OT's themes, just not nearly as well presented.

  • @harrywalsh7276
    @harrywalsh7276 3 роки тому +3

    Dude I'm so annoyed at Disney for ruining all the good shit Rian Johnson did in this movie

  • @toontrooper4103
    @toontrooper4103 4 роки тому +773

    Lmao we're at Rise of Skywalker and people are still popping blood vessels over this movie.
    Edit: y'all I don't care anymore

    • @lostedge7852
      @lostedge7852 4 роки тому +38

      Toon Trooper ikr just let it go come on like it or dislike either’s fine but just stop being a baby

    • @SgtZima
      @SgtZima 4 роки тому +26

      They will never stop.

    • @sansalito2258
      @sansalito2258 4 роки тому +64

      Im just sad how toxic the star wars community became

    • @YodaSama0
      @YodaSama0 4 роки тому +21

      Toon Trooper Star Wars fans are whiny a holes period they are actually the definition of toxic

    • @EnclaveTrooper1
      @EnclaveTrooper1 4 роки тому +14

      oh no, it's 2019, why do people still care about anything, why can't everyone be a nihilist like me

  • @nemesis7052
    @nemesis7052 5 років тому +1184

    I disagree with you on multiple points...
    But you're a cool reviewer, so I'll still watch more of your videos lol

    • @SirXcole
      @SirXcole 5 років тому +33

      I feel this way about a lot of his videos. I always come back for more though.

    • @imicca
      @imicca 5 років тому +3

      explain yourself

    • @anthonyrobles3423
      @anthonyrobles3423 5 років тому +50

      “You’re a mad star wars fan” is not invalid. If anything it’s more valid. Thinking that Luke’s change of character was a good idea is enough to let me know that this guy doesn’t care about star wars. Not even Mark Hamill liked it

    • @daoyang223
      @daoyang223 5 років тому +11

      I disliked this film because Fin sacrificing himself would have been a great conclusion but narratively his character arc would go nowhere. I agree with cosmo on that.
      So it frustrates me that we got what we got. Its like the writers wrote themselves into a corner

    • @ImmortanDan
      @ImmortanDan 5 років тому +8

      @@daoyang223 Well, they really did. And to be honest their attempt at grey morality is much worse than the Imperial Remnant story arc they de-canonized to build the Sequels in the first place. Not only that, but the First Order is by this point so unthreatening and meatheaded in their endeavors that they make Palpatine look like a military genius.

  • @ForgottenSonata
    @ForgottenSonata 4 роки тому +8

    THANK YOU for admitting all of Star Wars is dumb fun.

  • @michaelkretchmer5590
    @michaelkretchmer5590 2 роки тому +15

    I have a newfound love for the sequels now after hating them for years

    • @generalgrievous6498
      @generalgrievous6498 2 роки тому +2

      I can agree as long as we forget about a certain one

    • @milzz8844
      @milzz8844 2 роки тому +3

      It's the prequel cycle all over again

    • @jakobhellyer1773
      @jakobhellyer1773 2 роки тому +1

      @@milzz8844 It also happened to empire

  • @carsonfowler3182
    @carsonfowler3182 4 роки тому +269

    Cosmonaut: “I can’t understand the mentality of needing everyone to be related to somebody important, or just being someone we’ve heard of before. The reveal would have been bad writing”
    Me after seeing Rise of Skywalker: “😳😬”

    • @revimfadli4666
      @revimfadli4666 Рік тому +6

      Proved his point? Lol

    • @jw1714
      @jw1714 Рік тому

      @@revimfadli4666how did it prove his point?

    • @jw1714
      @jw1714 Рік тому

      @@revimfadli4666Lol

    • @karimabidi8312
      @karimabidi8312 10 місяців тому

      ​@@jw1714because rise of Skywalker is the worst star wars movie ever and reys father or grandfather... Really???

    • @BozmundOs
      @BozmundOs 9 місяців тому

      ​@@jw1714because it did suck, he was literally right.

  • @Kalina47
    @Kalina47 4 роки тому +360

    “This shit is dumb. But it’s still awesome.”
    Star Wars? Or Metal Gear Solid?

    • @liorbur
      @liorbur 4 роки тому +1

      Is mgs dumb tho?

    • @savidom
      @savidom 4 роки тому +4

      Yes but actually no It’s still really amazing tho

    • @loone3100
      @loone3100 4 роки тому +11

      Lior Burstein it’s really stupid but cool and occasionally deep at the same time

    • @savidom
      @savidom 4 роки тому

      Loone 3 Pretty accurate

    • @ljpal18
      @ljpal18 4 роки тому +3

      @@liorbur dumb as in campy and absurdly epic. Yes.

  • @joshuaalexander7100
    @joshuaalexander7100 2 роки тому +4

    When I watched A New Hope and got to that octopus scene, I literally thought "Obligatory Dumb Star Wars Scene"

  • @troyfoster6004
    @troyfoster6004 3 роки тому +3

    This is one of the only Star Wars movies that you can't watch over and over again. It gets worse with every viewing as the bad writing becomes more obvious. I'd be curious what you thought after more views, since this video was produced after watching it twice in the theaters.

  • @christianamato4193
    @christianamato4193 6 років тому +211

    The only halfway decent one was Wrath of Khan.

    • @phelanlawson8384
      @phelanlawson8384 6 років тому +3

      Christian Amato Lol. Take your upvote with pride sir.

    • @Rensune
      @Rensune 6 років тому +3

      Christian Amato I honestly think Rian is a bitter Trekkie.

    • @litlmonkeybro101
      @litlmonkeybro101 6 років тому +2

      I prefer Battle Star Galactica: Razor

    • @rustyshovel7179
      @rustyshovel7179 6 років тому +9

      KHAAAAAAAAAN

    • @Shapes_Quality_Control
      @Shapes_Quality_Control 4 роки тому

      Knowledge is knowing that Galaxy Quest is not a Star Trek movie. Wisdom is knowing that Galaxy Quest is the best Star Trek movie.

  • @daniphantom5623
    @daniphantom5623 6 років тому +369

    What? A review that doesn’t outright hate on the movie but also acknowledges its flaws?
    In the words of Luke Skywalker, “That’s impossible!”
    Well done @cosmonaut, enjoyed the video

    • @givemebutter5962
      @givemebutter5962 6 років тому +12

      DaniPhantom the fanbase is absolute shit

    • @peppermillers8361
      @peppermillers8361 6 років тому +6

      Nah, it's nothing special. I thought it was okay too. But his "bad points" are shit, like Poe being a moron, considering the movie literally proves him right later on.
      Agree with the Luke thing, though.

    • @seaturtleninja8365
      @seaturtleninja8365 6 років тому

      Pepper Millers Poe is a moron and moreover died on Jakku when he and Finn crashed.

    • @peppermillers8361
      @peppermillers8361 6 років тому +1

      He is, but he was still right. The Casino crysis could've (maybe) been averted if the purple haired bitch told him the plan. Hell, he is literally proven right when the order starts shooting the escaping ships. At least the bitch died. He was an idiot, but I rooted for him more than Leia and whatever-her-name-was.

    • @seaturtleninja8365
      @seaturtleninja8365 6 років тому +2

      True, admiral Holdup was an incredibly stupid character, and she should have just told everyone her plan. But I still wish Poe had died in the beginning of TFA, as it would have made Finn's story more interesting. He would have had to shoulder the responsibility of Poe's mission, and therefore a cause he knew nothing about, but felt obligated to honor Poe's sacrifice. If this had been a theme in TFA, Finn attempting to finish Poe's mission and avenge the guy who saved him, I would have enjoyed it much more.

  • @lukasbusch2135
    @lukasbusch2135 3 роки тому +5

    I get your point but you don’t really understand why people are mad about the hyperdrive scene. For many people Star Wars isn’t just dump and funny but a big part of their life. They kind of live in Star Wars and distract themselves from their hard everyday life. It is normal that these people are mad when someone completely breaks the in-universe-rules. I was already mad when they told me that the first order reigns. I mean how could this happen in like a few days? Where is The New Republic? It doesn’t make any sense🤷🏼‍♂️

  • @shocktrooperstudios659
    @shocktrooperstudios659 3 роки тому +5

    Favorite Star Wars movies - best to worst:
    1. Episode _
    2. Episode _
    3. Episode _
    4. Episode _
    5. Episode _
    6. Episode _
    7. Episode _
    8. Episode _
    9. Episode _
    That's my list. Please, PLEASE, Don't start a full out war in the replies.

    • @rajadarwish4712
      @rajadarwish4712 3 роки тому +4

      What a trash list. Episode _ is better than episode _ you fucking idiot

    • @actingmale9257
      @actingmale9257 3 роки тому

      @raja darwish your so fucking right

    • @Anonymous-Hrvoje26
      @Anonymous-Hrvoje26 3 роки тому

      @@rajadarwish4712 nope episode_ is much better than episode_

    • @joeyjerry1586
      @joeyjerry1586 3 роки тому

      @@rajadarwish4712, are you that dumb? Episode_ is miles ahead of Episode_. It’s insulting to compare the two

  • @azulHYDproductions
    @azulHYDproductions 6 років тому +122

    Just saying... Imagine OT Luke, with only Obi Wan and Yoda as Jedi examples, suddenly finding out what happened in the Prequels. About the rest of the Jedi, how they failed to see the dark rise in front of them, and how they failed his father. And then realizing all you've been teaching your nephew about the force is probably wrong and he, strong with the dark side as his grandfather, could become the next Vader. I would have had a moment of doubt and weakness then, if I were him.

    • @doyourememberthe21stnighto2
      @doyourememberthe21stnighto2 6 років тому +5

      Darth Lily DUDE EXACTLY

    • @jiin6
      @jiin6 6 років тому +6

      imagine that being set up, but they didn't it comes off clunky

    • @NotThatGuy_YepThatGuy
      @NotThatGuy_YepThatGuy 6 років тому +2

      I like this perspective. It sheds even more light on Luke and offers considerations that flew by too fast for me to consider in detail.

    • @wallysan31
      @wallysan31 6 років тому +6

      jiin6 It's all implied, but Luke legit calls out how the Jedi Council failed to snuff out Darth Sidious before he grew to destroy the Jedi, because of their hubris and arrogance. It's implied that Luke knows that the Jedi are the architects of their own destruction through the rise of Sidious and Anakin's fall.

    • @jaysway9251
      @jaysway9251 6 років тому +4

      EXACTLY! In order to appreciate TLJ, one must appreciate the prequels in how they portrayed the Jedi as arrogant Elitists that failed to see the threat in front of them.

  • @meinlpurealloychina227
    @meinlpurealloychina227 6 років тому +443

    I personally disagree with snoke and rey. Rey doesn’t need to be obi wans daughter or Luke’s daughter, but they shouldn’t have just blatantly said that her parents were nothing after hyping them up. And for snoke yes, I agree that we didn’t know anything about palpatine until the prequels, but they shouldn’t relive that same mistake.
    And the hyperdrive thing was FUCKING AMAZING. But they should’ve used Admrial Akbar instead of whoever the pink haired women was.

    • @GewoonRood
      @GewoonRood 6 років тому +16

      Akbar died right?

    • @meinlpurealloychina227
      @meinlpurealloychina227 6 років тому +24

      GewoonRood he died when the Bridge was blown up. (When Leia was almost killed too)

    • @johncrossing
      @johncrossing 6 років тому +45

      It should have been Leia, tbh.

    • @danyDesigns
      @danyDesigns 6 років тому +65

      Fans hyped Rey's parents up. Disney didn't.. Daisey Ridley said herself it was obvious who her parents were since the first movie, and if you focus on that in TFA, she is right.

    • @enriqueortiz6130
      @enriqueortiz6130 6 років тому +4

      R.W. Yoho Snoke is dead what's there to learn.

  • @supasid6591
    @supasid6591 4 місяці тому +2

    The issue with the hyper drive weapon isn’t the fantasy space physics involved. It’s that it’s something that has apparently existed in this universe this whole time, but never been used as a weapon for some reason. There are several big evil machines in this series that apparently could be destroyed or seriously damaged by small hyper drive ships that are apparently plentiful in this universe. It’s a good movie scene, but it’s an awful Star Wars scene.

  • @orlandofurioso7329
    @orlandofurioso7329 Рік тому +2

    Yoda un episode 2 for Marcus: Character assasination
    Luke in TLJ for Marcus: Good
    Sorry, not being anti-war in a prequel and then learning is more believable than abandoning your friends after believing in Vader.

  • @awesomechainsaw
    @awesomechainsaw 6 років тому +24

    Poe’s choices in my opinion actually made a lot of sense
    He decides to fight the dreadnought, and destroy it instead of running away, and he does destroy it getting rid of a powerful cruiser, and thusly weakening the first order, and killing a ton of troops in exchange for only a handful of bombers, and their crew. This decision is a tactical victory that any sane commander would make 10 times out of ten
    Then he mutinies because the Admiral of the ship is doing nothing but sitting on her hands, and is refusing to tell Poe the second highest ranking officer there. Or anyone else what her plan is while ships are being destroyed. In Poe’s mind Holdo is Either Incompetent, Crazy, or a Traitor trying to get them all killed

  • @LukeGoodman
    @LukeGoodman 6 років тому +181

    I think the worst scene was when Leia should clearly be dead in space, and then uses the force to get back on the ship..

    • @haley7138
      @haley7138 6 років тому +19

      Luke Goodman That scene should have been scrapped.

    • @uhlan30
      @uhlan30 6 років тому +11

      That’s nitpicking. If something like that is the worst part, then the movie is essentially a masterpiece.

    • @Whatevsman27
      @Whatevsman27 6 років тому +35

      No matter how much i like that movie, that scene will always be stupid

    • @Horatio787
      @Horatio787 6 років тому +27

      The idea of the scene is great, it should've been executed with much more gentle movements to make it not look weird. I still like it though.

    • @Howardincorporated
      @Howardincorporated 6 років тому +15

      I gotta admit my eyebrow was raised and my jaw started opening as that scene played out. I was shocked.
      But it was fucking great. It was surprising and made the force exciting again. We had been getting hints that Leia was force sensitive. Plus she is a skywalker so it's not like it came out of nowhere.

  • @MaxWelton
    @MaxWelton 2 роки тому +4

    2:43 there’s also the fact that after Finn finnished his TFA arc of learning to fight, not run, he got his BACK SLICED OPEN BY HIS FORMER BOSS. I get why you’d think Finn took a step back here, but I find it believable that after almost dying for the Resistance, he regresses a little and starts only caring about his own life and his friend’s.
    I do think it wasn’t the best choice Rian could’ve made for Finn. I think he’d have been smart enough to realize his arcs feel like the same ones repeated, so Canto Bight confuses me more than it enraged me. I do love that he tried to make income inequality a motif in the trilogy, but he did it by sending 3 characters to a Great Gatsby Planet and making them chat about why war is bad. I like that Finn has something important to learn from this new female character, but you’re right that it makes less sense than Finn galvanizing Rose against the FO. Maybe since Paige Tico died in the beginning, Rose has run out of reasons to stay in the Resistance and tells the FO where the fleet went, and THAT’S why the Supremacy has lightspeed tracking, apparently. Then Finn explains on Cantonica why the FO is bad, and Rose has to eventually double-cross the FO back to redeem herself. I’m glad Kelly Marie-Tran got at least a little exposure. It fuckin’ sucks that horrible bigots cyberbullied her for decisions that Rian Johnson made.

  • @GrimReaperAngelWolf
    @GrimReaperAngelWolf 2 роки тому +7

    I think what bugs me the most about this movie is that it plays with good and evil, and grey morality. And it was really interesting to watch until the 3rd act put it all back to simple good vs evil. I really thought we'd be getting a side switch with Rey and Kylo since they were playing with that morality. And it seems Rey might be a lil bad. And Kylo has been struggling since VII between light and dark. But nah, he goes back to screaming evil and she goes back to effortless savior.

    • @TheHauntedKiwi
      @TheHauntedKiwi 2 роки тому +2

      I agree, I thought we'd see a double turn. When Rey and Kylo are in the elevator and they see each other turn, the whole movie feels like it is set up for them both to be right. Rey stops being a follower of footsteps never meant for her, and takes the First Order. Kylo, having finally given in to the light, doesn't want to go back even if it's with her.
      Just a giant shame, what could have been.

  • @nofaze
    @nofaze 6 років тому +165

    Mark Hamill has stated he was upset in the way Luke is portrayed in TLJ and made his feelings known to Rian Johnson. Mark knew this would cause some controversy and he was right.

    • @richardfong8771
      @richardfong8771 6 років тому +27

      Mark Hamill also said in the same interview that he was entirely willing to be proven wrong/change his mind about the direction Rian took his character. Mark was similarly weary about Luke's portrayal in TFW, but now loves how it turned out.

    • @jorgevazquez1197
      @jorgevazquez1197 6 років тому +19

      Except he is fine with it now

    • @nofaze
      @nofaze 6 років тому +22

      He was disappointed that Luke and Han never got a scene together in TFA he said it was a great opportunity missed and it was.

    • @garamoth97
      @garamoth97 6 років тому +16

      He didn't say he was upset about the portrayal but that he dissagreed with the direction, he even said that after he let rian johnson know that he disargreed he then told the director that since he got it off his chest he will portray the character as asked. He recognized and accepted that he had no control, he vented and then moved on.

    • @Joccaren
      @Joccaren 6 років тому +12

      Cheeseycurve 54, in cinema, they're not entirely different. Some of the best 'writing' for many characters was never actually written. For example; YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH. That was the actor, not the writer. "Here's looking at you, kid". Came from the actor off-stage. "Heeeeeeere's Johnny" is another improv from the actor. Same with "You talkin' to me?". Indiana Jones shooting the Swordsman was also Harrison Ford's suggestion. Originally he was going to actually fight with him. The final lines of Roy in Blade Runner were also improvised. Hannibal's hissing in Silence of the Lambs was improvised. The Joker clapping slowly and menacingly during Gordon's promotion in The Dark Knight Rises was also improvised. As was his pause while walking away from the hospital before it explodes. "Game over man" in Aliens was also ad libbed.
      I could go on and on, but I think you get the point. Writers aren't the be-all-end-all of characters, and quite often the actors know the characters better than the writers. This is because actors have to get to intimately know the characters they portray, in order to actually portray them. Its hard to act as someone you don't understand, so they understand them. Writers often briefly think of the characters sporadically during writing. This isn't to say they don't think about the characters, but they've got to consider all the other characters as well, and the scenes the director wants in the movie, and the themes, and the plot as a whole, and a million other things.
      For Hamil, who has lived knowing Luke Skywalker for many decades, and was told who the character is by his creator - George Lucas - I trust his judgement of who the character is far more than I trust a new writer brought on to write a movie that decides to change Luke's character to better fit the themes he wants in his movie. And Hamil was right. Johnson fundamentally didn't understand, or didn't care for, Luke's character. He had a different story he wanted to tell.
      Unfortunately for him, a lot of fans DO care about Luke's character, and DON'T care about what Johnson was trying to do with the movie. You picked Star Wars, you do Star Wars. Do the reinventing with a new IP and/or character.

  • @jeffbrownme2
    @jeffbrownme2 6 років тому +127

    Dude get out of my head. You basically just laid out my exact opinion on the matter. This movie isn't perfect. But neither is any star wars movie.

    • @tuuguu_fx2
      @tuuguu_fx2 6 років тому +1

      no movie is perfect nothing is perfect dude but star wars movies are better than other movies its gooder

    • @Ssamell123
      @Ssamell123 6 років тому +1

      altansuh tuguldur sorry I don't wanna be that guy but Gooder is not a word

    • @thesnipingduck123
      @thesnipingduck123 6 років тому

      Yeah its gooder then

    • @joeyjerry1586
      @joeyjerry1586 3 роки тому

      @Wackaz - Arthur Wacker, TESB isn’t perfect either.

  • @MrBilliam1234
    @MrBilliam1234 3 роки тому +35

    Luke struggled with being a living legend. I’ve been saying that for years to hear somebody else say it makes me so happy

    • @zachanikwano
      @zachanikwano 3 роки тому +2

      It was a big theme of Luke’s in the Old EU.
      This isn’t new to Star Wars, just the films.

    • @cantthinkofaname5046
      @cantthinkofaname5046 2 роки тому +8

      @Kryptoskillet exactly the point, EU Luke is the Luke that the galaxy thinks he is, not the real guy.

    • @ReichLife
      @ReichLife Рік тому +1

      @@cantthinkofaname5046 And which is terrible point, as it ignores that real Luke was far closer to that, than whatever it was in TLJ.

  • @luckofthedice
    @luckofthedice 3 роки тому +9

    TLJ was a strange experience for me. My first viewing, I loved it, and considered it to be my favorite movie in the star wars franchise, however, when I rewatched it a little while later, I found it to be incredibly boring and hard to watch. I'd place it at the bottom tier of star wars movies now. Mabye if I watch it a third time, my opinion will change yet again.

    • @vorpalweapon4814
      @vorpalweapon4814 Рік тому

      I have watched it 4 times and I think the middle of the movie is really really boring. That said I did also get the chance by watching it multiple times to connect the themes in the writing to what George Lucas was writing in the OT.

  • @rick_games954
    @rick_games954 4 роки тому +261

    Says that Rey unknown parentage is good
    The next movie: Rey is palpatines granddaughter

    • @deinemum8770
      @deinemum8770 4 роки тому +1

      @General Kenobi im your biggest fan general Kenobi. Could you say " Hello there " for me

    • @deinemum8770
      @deinemum8770 4 роки тому +1

      @General Kenobi thank you general Kenobi

    • @ShaunFish
      @ShaunFish 4 роки тому +11

      @General Kenobi Rey being Palpatine's daughter actually doesn't explain her other abilities, just why she's so strong in the force. It does makes a lot of sense narratively regarding her connection to Kylo since they're both grandchildren to the OG Sith duo. PLUs, the theme of identity not mattering still applies since Rey realizes that she's not destined to her bloodline, she can choose the one that's been her true family

    • @pleasesubscribetomynewyout5330
      @pleasesubscribetomynewyout5330 4 роки тому

      @@ShaunFish Ah yes, through Identity theft?

    • @coletrainhetrick
      @coletrainhetrick 3 роки тому

      Because its shit and they wrote it shitty because they are babies copping out and using memberberries.

  • @yokesplooge2852
    @yokesplooge2852 6 років тому +21

    Poe-"Is there a plan?"
    Holdo-"Yes"
    *ROLL CREDITS*

  • @studioe1571
    @studioe1571 3 роки тому +6

    Do I like the sequels. Yes they're decent movies. Do I want some thing's tweaked? Yeah.

  • @dRac_XII
    @dRac_XII 4 роки тому +5

    I thought it would age well until the rise of Skywalker had cold feet and retconned the bullshit instead of running with it

    • @JamesNerdMan85
      @JamesNerdMan85 3 роки тому

      When I first saw TLJ, it was my 3rd favorite Star Wars movie. Now, it’s my least favorite of all the movies.