The Last Jedi Action. Worse Than You Remember

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  • @marcomaceo3559
    @marcomaceo3559 5 років тому +4252

    Its like the more you think about it the worse this movie gets.

    • @DaScorpionSting
      @DaScorpionSting 5 років тому +21

      Marco Maceo Pretty much.

    • @jrfstudio
      @jrfstudio 5 років тому +61

      That's why I watched the movie only once

    • @josephbrown9685
      @josephbrown9685 5 років тому +90

      True. I don't know why I keep exposing myself to more critique. I mean, I knew it had problems from only watching it once, but now I realize even more how nearly every single aspect of the movie is far worse than I initially realized. I never intend on watching again.

    • @TwiggehTV
      @TwiggehTV 5 років тому +16

      Thats what we're doing wrong tho, innit?
      We're not supposed to think, just jizz our pants over the effects and the title "star wars".

    • @Fabian-jl9xz
      @Fabian-jl9xz 5 років тому +4

      @divorcedme yeah man gotta hate Dibney

  • @alanpickett3802
    @alanpickett3802 5 років тому +9002

    The directors getting fired then winning awards for spiderman into the spider verse was priceless.

    • @joshhorton5449
      @joshhorton5449 5 років тому +104

      Alan Pickett that was for Solo

    • @Tdav2016
      @Tdav2016 5 років тому +688

      @@joshhorton5449 Yes, there were two of them let go from Solo that went on to win the award for Spiderverse.

    • @tayminkane3678
      @tayminkane3678 5 років тому +293

      Alan Pickett spider verse was the most amazing movie. It’ll go down in history

    •  5 років тому +224

      @@tayminkane3678 It will go down in history but it wasn't the greatest movie, not by a long shot.

    • @lit4l1fe22
      @lit4l1fe22 5 років тому +225

      (In my opinion) The greatest Spiderman movie. Maybe not the best movie of all time.

  • @ArkadiosTheodulus
    @ArkadiosTheodulus 5 років тому +4281

    “In Hollywood, remember kids, it’s not important if it’s high quality. It only matters if it makes money.” - Mark Hamill

    • @foxtrothermite6499
      @foxtrothermite6499 4 роки тому +142

      This comment makes me disappointed and depressed...BUT ITS TRUE

    • @maxmuller8633
      @maxmuller8633 4 роки тому +56

      I miss old early 20th century movies, they were so good and story were amazing. Hollywood now? Just pop a sec scene in it and it would be fInE

    • @foxtrothermite6499
      @foxtrothermite6499 4 роки тому +12

      @@maxmuller8633 yeah but the good thing is that there are still some movies that are good.

    • @maxmuller8633
      @maxmuller8633 4 роки тому +18

      @@foxtrothermite6499 Not enough to compare to the old days.

    • @wyvern5890
      @wyvern5890 4 роки тому +33

      @@maxmuller8633 the "old days" still had some really shitty movies

  • @idr3f1111
    @idr3f1111 4 роки тому +1542

    "That's How we win by saving those we Love" - Rose to Fin seconds After she stopped him from saving dozens of his Friends

    • @chibiguardian7587
      @chibiguardian7587 3 роки тому +51

      It’s not the actress’ fault it was the writers who made her say that

    • @hectorbarrera8046
      @hectorbarrera8046 3 роки тому +107

      Also Holdo saved the day by kamikazing the First Order ship. She save the day by *killing what they hated*

    • @alesksander
      @alesksander 3 роки тому +28

      Its even worse than Lucas in all of prequels dialogue. And that's quite a feat of storytelling.

    • @ahabduennschitz7670
      @ahabduennschitz7670 3 роки тому +50

      @@chibiguardian7587 No one said its the actress fault. Everyone with an IQ over 0 can realize that the actors arent the problem when the script stinks

    • @YenLoWangx
      @YenLoWangx 3 роки тому +13

      @@ahabduennschitz7670 You have waaaay to much faith in humanity, my naive friend ...

  • @bodebaggins
    @bodebaggins 5 років тому +5127

    every time i hear that “saving what we love” line i am physically pained

    • @BGOutOfService
      @BGOutOfService 5 років тому +11

      You know that Irvin Kershner was the man who said that right?

    • @terragthegreat175
      @terragthegreat175 5 років тому +291

      Its unintentional comedy. She says the most nonsensical line right as the first order succeed in breaching the wall to kill everyone they love.

    • @Novous
      @Novous 5 років тому +85

      It's worse than sand. It's coarse and gets everywhere.

    • @bodebaggins
      @bodebaggins 5 років тому +11

      Chris Katko it’s rough and irritating

    • @nemskalk
      @nemskalk 5 років тому +40

      ​@@terragthegreat175 Man, I don't know if that it's unintentional... Nobody is so stupid, not even Rian Johnson. I truly believe he is trolling
      through all movie, and that Rose scene is his masterpiece of trolling.

  • @PCthesecond
    @PCthesecond 5 років тому +1263

    Snoke gasping at the loss of a Tie-fighter killed me XD

    • @RobertoVivancos
      @RobertoVivancos 5 років тому +16

      when was that ? I missed it.. I'm glad I missed it

    • @dsopro7707
      @dsopro7707 5 років тому +2

      Haha this is great

    • @cadefelts8538
      @cadefelts8538 5 років тому +21

      I literally paused the video to scroll through comments to see if anyone found it as funny as I did.

    • @PCthesecond
      @PCthesecond 5 років тому +1

      Terdak 13 for real! You’re not alone XD

    • @XoXo475
      @XoXo475 5 років тому +3

      Roberto Vivancos it wasn’t in the movie. That was edited

  • @Marines_Memelevolent
    @Marines_Memelevolent 5 років тому +5230

    “That’s how we’re gonna win. Not fighting what we hate, but saving what we love”
    *Massive explosion kills everyone that could help with that win*
    *sexual assault happens*
    Hurray?

    • @voitteq
      @voitteq 5 років тому +14

      That explosion didn't kill anyone...

    • @Marines_Memelevolent
      @Marines_Memelevolent 5 років тому +190

      Carbonite Hunter Issa joke homie

    • @daniels7907
      @daniels7907 5 років тому +566

      Finn was trying to save the Resistance. Rose was trying to save the guy she had a crush on. This is supposed to be heroic?

    • @54tisfaction
      @54tisfaction 5 років тому +321

      And why the fuck did she have a crush on him? I guess I will have to read some EU-novel to learn about when they showed any sort of romantic feelings towards eachother...

    • @AnglianPro
      @AnglianPro 5 років тому +257

      I had a build up of frustrations with this movie as I watched it, I felt really annoyed and angry by what I was watching and when that happened I just sputtered and laughed. I was done at that point.

  • @DomPatek
    @DomPatek 3 роки тому +2050

    Every single piece of tape and bit related to the new trilogy should be burned and annihilated. Completely erased and forgotten.

    • @01mrfico
      @01mrfico 3 роки тому +40

      Truth be spoken.

    • @BlehhhXP
      @BlehhhXP 3 роки тому +17

      BUT THE NEW LEGO STAR WARS AND BATTLEFRONT 2 DICE

    • @theunknowncommenter725
      @theunknowncommenter725 3 роки тому +99

      No, it should be saved preserved so future generations can look upon that trilogy as a perfect example of how NOT to make movies.

    • @zacharyhrip4769
      @zacharyhrip4769 3 роки тому +9

      That’s maybe like... a little dramatic brotha

    • @ribbitminecraft
      @ribbitminecraft 3 роки тому +17

      Gone, reduced to atoms!

  • @TheOldMachines
    @TheOldMachines 5 років тому +2176

    Star destroyers are literally known as one of the fastest large ships out there....hence the fact that the millennium falcon was special for being able to outrun them...

    • @trinitylutheranchurch373
      @trinitylutheranchurch373 5 років тому +77

      Yes and that would be why they would know the ship even after that many years. The Force is strong with that ship.

    • @warrcoww6717
      @warrcoww6717 5 років тому +60

      That's where star wars has a bit of a problem, star destroyers are presented as capital ships, but they're called star DESTROYERS. If they are actually destroyers it would make sense that they can move quickly, that's one of the main roles of a destroyer. That would be all nice and good, but they sure look like either battleships or dreadnoughts to me.

    • @confusedasian2212
      @confusedasian2212 5 років тому +158

      @Warrcoww You do realize that the name represents the ship’s immense firepower. The name means that it can destroy stars (in a figurative term) because it is so powerful. It does not point at the ship being a destroyer class.

    • @Repudiate
      @Repudiate 5 років тому +9

      @@warrcoww6717 ummm... lol

    • @csrudolf27
      @csrudolf27 4 роки тому +56

      @@warrcoww6717
      also, in space mass doesnt matter. the mass/thrust ratio does. yes, i know, star wars isnt a science fiction, still the star destroyers have huge thrusters.

  • @AlexHyena1
    @AlexHyena1 5 років тому +1960

    “That’s how we’re going to win. Not fighting what we hate-“
    *That’s exactly how you fight a war, though.*

    • @jamessteele1843
      @jamessteele1843 5 років тому +137

      Time for the Resistance to switch to NERF guns in TROS

    • @Ye4rZero
      @Ye4rZero 5 років тому +166

      Grandad always said the trick wasn't shooting the nazis, it was hugging each other

    • @Jalor218
      @Jalor218 5 років тому +28

      There's actually a non-idiotic argument for saving Finn (having an enemy defector can provide tons of valuable intel,) but the one time Finn actually gets to do this in the sequels turns out to be a trap so we can sUbVeRt ExPeCtAtIoNs. I don't even know what his purpose in the story is now besides being Rose's boyfriend. In TFA he was the audience surrogate, the character who is confused by everything so people have to explain it to him and the audience, and he sort of had a rival arc that got completely thrown away. In TLJ all of that's out the window because there's nothing for him to be confused about. Then his arc is the question of whether he'll run away or die fighting, but they answer it with "none of the above", to sUbVeRt the expectation that character arcs actually conclude with change. What's left for him to do?
      I have to assume his time in Episode IX is going to be spent on a "will they or won't they" romance with Rose, because that's the dumbest possible thing I can think of for him to be doing. Finn was a really promising character, his breakdown at the start of TFA was actual good filmmaking, and seeing what they've wasted him on is worse than him just never being good.

    • @hakatapawa7115
      @hakatapawa7115 5 років тому +2

      @mjv he's literally a token just like Rose. Even Chewbacca became a token...

    • @cockcockcockcockify
      @cockcockcockcockify 5 років тому +2

      I mean... it hasn't exactly done great against the Taliban. "hearts and minds" is a phrase for a reason

  • @darrenwastestime
    @darrenwastestime 5 років тому +4829

    Such a dead horse but I'll be damned if I ever miss a beating!

    • @iloathepeoplewhorestilltal2774
      @iloathepeoplewhorestilltal2774 5 років тому +118

      I like this guy

    • @SirGalahadCtny
      @SirGalahadCtny 5 років тому +87

      darrenwastestime - Probably the best comment on The Last Jedi ever.

    • @robertortiz-wilson1588
      @robertortiz-wilson1588 5 років тому +8

      Lol

    • @ZENIGMATV
      @ZENIGMATV 5 років тому +27

      The more I watch these videos the more I phuqing hate Rian Johnson!!!!

    • @kalash_nikov
      @kalash_nikov 5 років тому +47

      Hahaha, exactly what I was thinking a minute ago "I've seen so many of those videos bashing Last Jedi, how about I stop already... Nah, it's never enough".

  • @DementedDistraction
    @DementedDistraction 2 роки тому +101

    I remember sitting in the theater, watching this movie, and upon hearing the "...they're faster and lighter" line I was so aghast with disbelief I reflexively blurted out, "What?! There's no weight in space!".
    I was promptly shushed, but then I heard a far-off voice from my left say, "He's right!".

    • @Kreschavier
      @Kreschavier Рік тому

      Now, technically, there's still gravity in space, but it shouldn't be affecting the ships to the point where weight is an issue

    • @Elite_Gamer_1337
      @Elite_Gamer_1337 Рік тому

      its a kids movie, i compare it to transformers

    • @dr.bright6272
      @dr.bright6272 Рік тому +1

      You were experiencing drag in space? - Super Tactical Droid

    • @starkjet2197
      @starkjet2197 Рік тому +2

      @@Elite_Gamer_1337Star Wars isn’t for kids

    • @rhyslightning3037
      @rhyslightning3037 Рік тому +6

      @@starkjet2197 yh people seem to love this excuse being for kids doesnt excuse bad writing toy story is for kids and that film has incredible writing the first 3 movies all do being a kids movie doesnt mean its just for kids it means that they intend kids to watch it so they cant put to much swearing or phallic behaviour i doesnt mean you have to make to movie equivalent of waving your keys in front of a baby to shut it up

  • @fozzy127
    @fozzy127 5 років тому +2068

    *Runs finger along ground*
    *Lick finger*
    “It’s salt. This isn’t hoth guys, it’s salt not snow, this is a completely different and original planet and battle”

    • @Killicon93
      @Killicon93 5 років тому +366

      Which brings up another extremely important point:
      Why the fuck wasn't anyone wearing goggles?! Especially not the speeder pilots.
      Salt gets kicked up in the air, flies in the eyes of the pilot, that speeder is out of the game.

    • @howdillydoodilly4062
      @howdillydoodilly4062 5 років тому +169

      SundayRoast its almost like the writers didn’t care...

    • @cityguard4847
      @cityguard4847 5 років тому +76

      Virgil "...This planet... I shall name it: "The Starwars community right now"..."

    • @Jawsjawsjawsrg
      @Jawsjawsjawsrg 5 років тому +19

      They may as well have said it's a white male.

    • @qty1315
      @qty1315 5 років тому +80

      The funniest thing about that was seeing Star Wars fans who hated the movie try to seem smart by saying things like "Salt! That's fucking ridiculous! A salt desert just wouldn't exist, it's like saying that a desert is covered with pepper. Fucking stupid."
      Erm, no dude. Beaches and deserts with salt instead of sand do exist here on Earth. We're not mocking the salt desert idea itself, we're mocking the stupidity of the scene where the guy tastes the salt. We're mocking the obvious "See, this isn't like Hoth because it's salt instead of ice. We're so original," thought process of the director.

  • @Jay_Baumans_Stuntdouble
    @Jay_Baumans_Stuntdouble 5 років тому +7268

    You know what I find hilarious? The fact that the only good thing to come out of TLJ, are the endless amounts of video's tearing it to pieces in a far more entertaining manner than TLJ could dream of being.

    • @AndrewVasirov
      @AndrewVasirov 5 років тому +165

      I agree. I'd pay these critics more than I paid for the ticket anyway. They do a better job than those who "revisited" the movie before publishing it to the masses.

    • @CT-nb5lm
      @CT-nb5lm 5 років тому +142

      Even my Wife(who only watches SW movies once(uber casual SW fan) asked me HOW Rey was able to defeat the Royal Guard and how laughable it was and cringe worthy of what they did w/ Luke..
      It's as if they treated Luke the way they feel about the over 30 SW fans...

    • @Tynluktu
      @Tynluktu 5 років тому +86

      God this is so true, I've probably spent more time watching those videos on youtube than watching The Last Jedi (I refuse to type TLJ because it's a disgrace to my beloved The Longest Journey) and hell, it was so much more entertaining than that movie.

    • @realar
      @realar 5 років тому +8

      I KNOW!! HAHAHAHA!

    • @kaleb749
      @kaleb749 5 років тому +14

      What I find hilarious is that people parade around shit tier criticisms like Robot Head’s Disney Doesn’t Understand Lightsabers as sensible criticisms

  • @petchorus3398
    @petchorus3398 5 років тому +4105

    Wait a second
    Why the f**k would spaceships stop if they run out of fuel?
    There is no air resistance to stop them.

    • @Spuuunt
      @Spuuunt 5 років тому +681

      Hell they wouldn't need to constantly use fuel for forward motion since after a few minutes of thrust they could cut the engine and drift at a constant forever in a straight line since the first order even says they're faster.

    • @SpencerLemay
      @SpencerLemay 5 років тому +227

      The empire would catch up because they still have fuel, and the frame of motion is relative.

    • @petchorus3398
      @petchorus3398 5 років тому +36

      @@SpencerLemay But in the movie one of the empireal officers says that the resistance's cruiser is faster.

    • @SpencerLemay
      @SpencerLemay 5 років тому +85

      @@petchorus3398 Which must mean it can accelerate more quickly, and the rate that the gap in distance grows will get larger over time.

    • @Power5
      @Power5 5 років тому +155

      There is NO top speed of an engine in space. As long as it is producing thrust it will accelerate a ship. How fast you get to a certain speed depends on the thrust to mass ratio of the ship.

  • @nvfury13
    @nvfury13 3 роки тому +137

    The fuel thing was hilarious after the Falcon (which is a cargo ship) can fly back and forth repeatedly.
    Random Resistance member: “Why aren’t we using the freighter on board to go get us some fuel?”
    Holdo: “That man is *thinking!* Arrest him immediately!”

    • @icecold9511
      @icecold9511 3 роки тому +15

      Personally I liked how her battle strategy was to run to a safe place and send out a distress call. Can we try harder to channel a female stereotype?

    • @nvfury13
      @nvfury13 3 роки тому +17

      @@icecold9511 Her strategy was: Let most of the fleet die as they slowly burn up fuel, despite knowing a way to have those ships destroy large numbers of enemy ships with their last bit of fuel; while fueling up slow, unshielded, shuttles they *know* they can track, so that they can flee to a *planet* that she seems convinced the First Order can’t see…all while not letting anyone know the ultimate plan (which was a suicidal plan, almost nobody survived to reach the “protection” of a mine with, until Rae pulled apart the back wall, *one way in or out* betting all their lives that an abandoned facility’s communication system works and help arrives in less time than it took them to get there.
      Meanwhile the Finn, who was demoted over *saving the fleet* using their terrible resources (why did they have orbital bombardment bombers only?), gets treated like a suspected traitor or like a Karen treats anyone they perceive as “lesser”. She gives him a “don’t worry your pretty little head about it” when he questions what appears from the outside like insane panic (and was, since the plan was: “run to the panic room and call for help, while being chased by the guys equipped to destroy panic rooms.”) and then threatens to arrest him because he is questioning and thinking.
      I will admit, before the pure stupid of the plan, and the ridiculously easy to find holes in it, was revealed I was *convinced* Holdo was a traitor due to her actions (aided by the fact they played First Order music during her screen time and “traitor” music stings whenever she spoke) and attitude.

    • @nvfury13
      @nvfury13 3 роки тому +4

      @@icecold9511 The worst part is, it was her and *Liea* that came up with that. Liea would *not* do that, given everything we have seen of her. She would have a plan to run to a powerful ally and then fight alongside them. If they don’t have a powerful ally, what good does calling for help do?

    • @andrewparnell5566
      @andrewparnell5566 2 роки тому +3

      Holdo: “That man spoke... slap him immediately!”

    • @BiggieTrismegistus
      @BiggieTrismegistus Рік тому +2

      Having a chase where people can leave and return to the ship being chased is so fucking stupid.
      I'm not even a Star Wars fan and *I'm* pissed off about The Last Jedi.

  • @grumpysnail28
    @grumpysnail28 5 років тому +1430

    Seeing how the last jedi script was seen as "good" gives me confidence that I can become a successful writer

    • @politicallycorrectredskin796
      @politicallycorrectredskin796 5 років тому +79

      Haha, I know how you feel. In fact I am fairly sure that if the people in a random YT comment section under videos like this put out heads together, we could write a better script than RLJ in about three hours, even with internet delay.

    • @chesswizard31
      @chesswizard31 5 років тому +7

      @@politicallycorrectredskin796 Reality check: No you couldn't.

    • @90lancaster
      @90lancaster 5 років тому +6

      In a Private screening before hand everyone was said to be happy even The rubbish Star Trek shows these days don't have that level of associated self delusion. But The Rise of Skywalker seems like it had some pretty extensive reshoots - where as it seems that they decided The Last Jedi didn't need them.
      Opps

    • @abcdef-cs1jj
      @abcdef-cs1jj 5 років тому +35

      @@chesswizard31 For Disney Star Wars? Of course he could. A monkey could write for them and nobody would notice if he did it via home office.

    • @mitchell1091
      @mitchell1091 5 років тому +4

      @@chesswizard31 Because you're not Rian Johnsucker?

  • @theoneandonlyquasarsaurus
    @theoneandonlyquasarsaurus 4 роки тому +2021

    It’s like Rian Johnson had 4 month to write the last Jedi and he started it the day before it was due

    • @timekeeper0436
      @timekeeper0436 4 роки тому +27

      Lmao 😂

    • @cheeseisjar3058
      @cheeseisjar3058 3 роки тому +52

      He has said that he can’t work under a clock

    • @TheAusar
      @TheAusar 3 роки тому +68

      Bro i could write a better trilogy in 3 weeks, than this.

    • @sayedmohidulislam8102
      @sayedmohidulislam8102 3 роки тому +27

      i thought of a better story while taking a shit

    • @act2wasstronger182
      @act2wasstronger182 3 роки тому +14

      I can relate to that tho.. I had a month for a school project and I began at 9:00 pm the day before..

  • @j.franklin21
    @j.franklin21 5 років тому +1997

    *New Hope starts with a Star Destroyer sucessfully chasing a small ship.*

    • @stormnet7836
      @stormnet7836 4 роки тому +145

      Oh dude, 10 minutes of pondering and more half of the sequels is copy paste concepts from the original.

    • @flowinproductions6416
      @flowinproductions6416 4 роки тому +36

      This fact made me laugh pretty hard when I first saw 8

    • @TSi99999
      @TSi99999 4 роки тому +4

      The opening and editing are brilliant!

    • @TigreDemon
      @TigreDemon 4 роки тому +11

      Tractor beams

    • @stormnet7836
      @stormnet7836 3 роки тому +20

      And another 10 minutes of pondering and the other half of the sequels is cannon ruining material.
      Having a standard small cruiser hyperspace into a ginourmous ship and cutting it in half and the rest of the fleet to shreds... Yeah...

  • @vanillajack5925
    @vanillajack5925 3 роки тому +1114

    After the Disney sequels, the prequels don't look so bad anymore. We all owe George Lucas a big apology.

    • @archaon1400
      @archaon1400 3 роки тому +232

      Prequels were always awesome

    • @whade62000
      @whade62000 3 роки тому +38

      Lowering your standards when movies get worse is a slippery slope, don't do it

    • @TheRealerArbor
      @TheRealerArbor 3 роки тому +113

      The prequels were at least enjoyable movies.

    • @dhirentevatia
      @dhirentevatia 3 роки тому +23

      @@whade62000 The prequels are good stfu

    • @dhirentevatia
      @dhirentevatia 3 роки тому +15

      @@finch6078 That gradually improved because they gave him less and less screen time.

  • @shawnSTNCH
    @shawnSTNCH 5 років тому +2357

    Can we talk about how the “sack of potatoes” and Finn only knew each other for what, like a day, and she already “loves” him. That shits creepy not cute

    • @onidurum
      @onidurum 5 років тому +79

      Pshhh, I see people doing that shit all the time. In REAL life. But, they are just as delusional.

    • @CCbat33
      @CCbat33 5 років тому +125

      Spirit Lando is the other black dude in existance but according to Soythleen Kennedy he likes to fuck robots

    • @Mikanoes
      @Mikanoes 5 років тому +11

      @@CCbat33 ...what?

    • @darkpaw1522
      @darkpaw1522 4 роки тому +127

      Which is probably why Finn stares at her like a stranger just sexually assaulted him. Because she did.

    • @_michael_g
      @_michael_g 4 роки тому +5

      Mikanoes did you watch solo? lol

  • @thejohnhopkinscompany9599
    @thejohnhopkinscompany9599 5 років тому +1236

    I'm fairly sure that "saving what we love" quote, was supposed to end up being a famous star wars line.
    Instead it just sounded cliché and kind of stupid.

    • @Erilis000
      @Erilis000 5 років тому +215

      after she hypocritically sacrificed herself to save him after telling him he shouldn't sacrifice himself to save anyone, everything she said from that point forward lost any meaning.

    • @pauldavison5382
      @pauldavison5382 5 років тому +149

      It *could* have been a good line if Rose hadn't condemned the entire Resistance to death.

    • @jordangustafson1365
      @jordangustafson1365 5 років тому +97

      How did they not notice she- she saved him from killing himself by... almost killing him... and herself. Wut?!

    • @turtleanton6539
      @turtleanton6539 5 років тому +52

      @@jordangustafson1365 and killing the base

    • @jordangustafson1365
      @jordangustafson1365 5 років тому +90

      @@turtleanton6539 guess she doesn't love the resistance her sister died for.

  • @artemkesler6570
    @artemkesler6570 5 років тому +2305

    Jar Jar Binks was more usefull character than Rose Tico

    • @fissilepear7805
      @fissilepear7805 5 років тому +182

      Jar Jar’s last scene was 1000 times more important than anything that Rose did. And all Jar Jar did was walk next to a dead body.

    • @rocekth
      @rocekth 5 років тому +126

      I can't see a more fitting comment,considering he basically started the Clone Wars by voting for the Republic to use the clones

    • @frankfedison5203
      @frankfedison5203 5 років тому +57

      Hell, man, Greedo was more useful than potico-sack!!

    • @JarJarStudiosPlus
      @JarJarStudiosPlus 5 років тому +79

      Mesa da most important character dat exists. Mesa da key to everything!

    • @m.m.124
      @m.m.124 5 років тому +30

      @@JarJarStudiosPlus pls return in movey 9. I miss you

  • @willparker3018
    @willparker3018 2 роки тому +37

    Rian Johnson, in an interview, said that he doesn’t think he would be a good writer for his career because he takes so long to write it isn’t any good. This man has admitted he is not a good writer, has been painfully self aware about it, but then defends his monstrosity of a movie.

  • @zachpenny8116
    @zachpenny8116 5 років тому +726

    This movie is so bad and the action is so forgettable that I seriously don’t remember half these scenes

    • @josh2045
      @josh2045 5 років тому +48

      I keep forgetting that I have watched any of the new movies. If it wasn't for the fact that I navigate this part of UA-cam periodically I can honestly say I could re-watch anyone of the new movies and it would be a brand new disappointment every-time.

    • @Brendan-kx8iy
      @Brendan-kx8iy 4 роки тому +8

      Same. This movie was so bad my brain deleted it from my memory banks

    • @bananatank9048
      @bananatank9048 4 роки тому +9

      It was a recap of empire strikes back and was a ship getting chased by another ship

    • @gehtdichnixan613
      @gehtdichnixan613 4 роки тому +5

      @@bananatank9048 haha dude i couldnt even tell you if this was episode 7 or 8 :D
      and i know fucking everything about star wars :D

    • @corkie679
      @corkie679 4 роки тому +4

      I really cant remember anything about episode 8

  • @NASkeywest
    @NASkeywest 5 років тому +280

    Dont forget that Luke discovering his friend of 30 years Han Solo died took place off screen. "Where is Han?" - " oh He's dead"...... *End Scene.*

    • @Acujeremy
      @Acujeremy 5 років тому +49

      Hey Yoda let's torch the Jedi library and end the entire Jedi legacy because, well, hey why not?

    • @Taojas
      @Taojas 5 років тому +36

      Exactly. It was implied he was just told off screen. _Unbelievable_
      This really tells you everything you need to know about Disney Lucasfilm and what a shit they give about their own dumpster fire product.

    • @Trump_Gaming
      @Trump_Gaming 4 роки тому +7

      Jeremy S. I’m late, but Rey already took the “sacred Jedi texts” from the little hut thing, so there was really no reason why Yoda did that in the first place! Oh hey Luke, let’s burn your house down!

    • @valentins.905
      @valentins.905 4 роки тому +1

      You forget that it cuts to Kylo After that
      Which is a brilliant move in my opinion

    • @emberfist8347
      @emberfist8347 3 роки тому +1

      @@valentins.905 No it isn’t we never get to see how Luke reacts to hearing his brother in law was dead. That should have been the moment Luke was spurred into action because he wouldn’t sit around after hearing Han died

  • @Bthakilla4rilla
    @Bthakilla4rilla 5 років тому +1665

    What do you mean "worse than you remember?"
    It's exactly as shit as I remember it.

    • @skelskeleton
      @skelskeleton 5 років тому +122

      No the beautiful thing about last jedi is that no matter how many times you watch it, you find something *new* that sucks. (for instance i never noticed the “guys defending a door” thing at the end)
      I am positive you can take a random scene in this film and right a film/writer’s college final thesis as to why the scene sucks in every way possible.
      People are wrong when they say Rian does not have talent, he does, it takes ungodly amounts of skill to make a movie this broken with the budget and manpower it had.

    • @30noir
      @30noir 5 років тому +53

      @@skelskeleton You're able to watch it more than once? Holy s**t. Dude, you may be a superhero.

    • @lapplandkun9273
      @lapplandkun9273 5 років тому +11

      @@skelskeleton fucking hell. You could find the same with the prequels and originals-more on the former. But you could also find something good out of it.
      The sequels were a mistake. They never happened

    • @jameslupei2933
      @jameslupei2933 5 років тому +13

      @@30noir Imagine the amount of times Robot Head had to watch that shit to make this video.

    • @djkroz
      @djkroz 5 років тому +5

      Give it a chance... You'll find new ways it has disappointed you.

  • @gabrielplatter6033
    @gabrielplatter6033 4 роки тому +265

    12:07 i love how the projectile fired form the ship flies in an arch. you can't mess up a space battle more than that.

    • @zarthemad8386
      @zarthemad8386 4 роки тому +37

      well you could put all of your ships in the same plan and block 90% of your cannons, not use the fast tie fighters to intercept and harrass and ...... ohhh nvm..

    • @mkocel
      @mkocel 3 роки тому +13

      "BUT THEYRE PROBABLY MAGNETIC" LOL OMG SW IS DEAD

    • @cymond
      @cymond 3 роки тому +16

      @@zarthemad8386 You could also just scatter, instead of staying together. The First Order only had 1 tracking unit, so they could only follow 1 ship.
      Finn knew there was only 1 tracking unit, because it was a crucial part of the Poe/Finn/Rose plan to disable it.

    • @bleughbloop8569
      @bleughbloop8569 3 роки тому +9

      I dunno, arced shots in space battles are cool if they don't all arc the same bloody way....which just so happens to be down relative to the bloody ship...

    • @adamhile9889
      @adamhile9889 3 роки тому

      It’s fiction

  • @davidmayberry3190
    @davidmayberry3190 5 років тому +510

    This movie's suck is literally infinite, every time I think I've noticed every single stupid thing about this film I see a new video that pointed out like 50 more ridiculous things I hadn't noticed, that may actually be an achievement of sorts.

    • @DaScorpionSting
      @DaScorpionSting 5 років тому +14

      David Mayberry Yep, the fact they ruined Luke says it all plus the stupid lightsaber fight scenes or should i say laser sword like how luke said it in TLJ.

    • @charlottesimss9853
      @charlottesimss9853 5 років тому +5

      That's what happens when they give full control to a director who's only success has been directing (not even writing) three Breaking Bad episodes. Yeah they were good episodes but an amazing team already scripted it all, he just directed a fantastic cast, one of which directs him fucking self some episodes. I still have no idea what they were thinking hiring him.

    • @northtimo666
      @northtimo666 5 років тому +2

      DaScorpionSting You do realize he sais ”laser sword” in a sarcastic way in that scene to underline the joke he made? All the hope for humanity is lost because you are so fucking stupid.

    • @Acujeremy
      @Acujeremy 5 років тому +10

      I'd like to know who thought watching Luke Skywalker drink milk from a monsters tit was a good idea.

    • @northtimo666
      @northtimo666 5 років тому +2

      Jeremy S. i loved that scene. It is so quirky that it is just ideal Star Wars scene. SW has always had quirky things.

  • @KentKaliber
    @KentKaliber 5 років тому +662

    I will literally NEVER get tired of Videos ROASTING the joke that TLJ is and was. HORRID FILM !

    • @dead9247
      @dead9247 5 років тому +4

      Kent Kaliber if you heard good from this. Wait till Mark tells us about episode 9.

    • @nde1083
      @nde1083 5 років тому +4

      Me too, I just watched this in July 2019 and it's still fresh. TLJ was a mistake.

    • @Lazidu931
      @Lazidu931 5 років тому +3

      Mark Lucchese Jesus man, you guys are sad people. What is wrong with all of you? It's ok not liking a movie, but you want to hunt down its creator. Why most people who disliked TLJ are so childish at the point they can't accept different opinions?

    • @KentKaliber
      @KentKaliber 5 років тому +12

      @@Lazidu931 Actually the reasons that people dislike TLJ are completely valid. The #1 complaint is the literal VANDALIZATION of character Luke Skywalker. Luke is the GREATEST hero in the history of cinema, and Rian decides to make him into Grumpey-Cat, then have him die of Force-Exhaustion. We will NEVER get over such childish writing.

    • @Lazidu931
      @Lazidu931 5 років тому +3

      Kent Kaliber
      Luke died pretty much the way Yoda died, by nothingness, just gone. Star Wars has other dumb deaths like Padme's, so it's not anything new.
      And well, watching Luke from ep 8, for the first time he felt like a real person. You know, he failed his family, the galaxy, the Republic, the Jedi Order... he screwed everything up by creating Kylo Ren, so he did what I would expect: hide himself from everyone, waiting death. He has some deepness (is this word right? Idk) in this movie. He failed, and as the movie goes on he returns to be the old Luke Skywalker and saves the Resistance. Rey and Yoda were essencial to light this spark in him again. What is the problem of a hero falling? Batman falls in the end of the Dark Knight and in the beginning of the next film

  • @ProfPistolPete
    @ProfPistolPete 5 років тому +231

    When I took a creative writing class in grad school, I was taught a pretty simple lesson; "show, don't tell." Rian failed that very basic rule of fiction, and his writing is just amateurish.

    • @787brx8
      @787brx8 5 років тому

      People are seeing the B versions of the Star Wars screenplays, from A ghostwriter. The A versions weren't chopped up and defiled!
      I know the ghostwriter and he sent in the B versions in order to get A deal for the A versions. It never happened and the world is stuck with the lower quality films.
      Disney never had to make them but they decided to do so anyways.
      It all comes down to greed...
      As for calling him an amateur...that is just not the case. He has written 80 percent of the most popular movies since 1977.
      Back to the Future, The Goonies, The Matrix, E.T., A New Hope and Indiana Jones are A drop in the bucket of all his work.
      He is retiring so there will be A drop in films when his stockpile runs out. Not that it matters...

    • @isaiahlee2902
      @isaiahlee2902 5 років тому

      No he just showed the wrong stuff, like the filler (Canto Blight)

    • @DRFESTERPUS69
      @DRFESTERPUS69 5 років тому +1

      @@787brx8 So rian didnt write the script? all he did was direct this shit show?

    • @787brx8
      @787brx8 5 років тому +3

      @@DRFESTERPUS69 Yep... Lots of imposters in the entertainment industry. Like Matt Damon writing an Oscar winning screenplay! LOL
      Even J.K. Rowling is A fraud. The realise date of the first movie, the videogame and Fantastic Beasts all happened on Nov.16, which is the ghostwriter's birthday.

    • @DespairContinuum
      @DespairContinuum 5 років тому +10

      Not even amateurish. You can be amateurish but very imaginative and you may do your work with love. This work. This piece of shit story... It looks a script made within an hour by a person who lacks knowledge, passion and love for Star Wars. It is insulting, not amateurish.

  • @beepbop6542
    @beepbop6542 4 роки тому +128

    Wait, the people from INTO THE SPIDERVERSE could have directed Solo? HOLY SHIT THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN AWESOME!

    • @juangonzalez-ms9ct
      @juangonzalez-ms9ct 3 роки тому +25

      NO!!!! It would have been terrible 😞, those two directors could have destroyed Disney’s reputation 😢.... by RAISING the quality of a Disney’s movie TOO MUCH!!!! 😳🙄😱😱😱🤣😂🤣😂

    • @allenstanley3418
      @allenstanley3418 3 роки тому +2

      Solo was pretty good.

    • @jackdominguez207
      @jackdominguez207 2 роки тому +2

      @@allenstanley3418 yeah and it could’ve been great had they not been fired

    • @Helloiamraymond
      @Helloiamraymond 2 роки тому

      @@allenstanley3418 Yeah the action scenes in Solo were actually good, idk why so many people hate solo when I loved it. But even though Solo was good you still have to agree that spiderverse is better and could've made Solo better.

    • @Fiasco3
      @Fiasco3 Рік тому

      I don't think so, Ron Howard just put together a few re-shoots here and there.. so the original Solo movie is pretty much all still there. Without the backlash from The Last Jedi, and the stupid focus on the woke female robot Solo might have done okay.

  • @lloyd355
    @lloyd355 5 років тому +1377

    “I saved you” - Token asian
    “Youve killed us!” - Everyone else

    • @filmolosophy
      @filmolosophy 5 років тому +88

      Not to mention nearly killing herself and the dude she wanted to save. They should NOT have survived that insane crash.

    • @davea3641
      @davea3641 5 років тому +15

      @@filmolosophy exactly... Makes no sense

    • @mariodacostamosteiro7262
      @mariodacostamosteiro7262 4 роки тому +4

      At least she tried to do something good

    • @lloyd355
      @lloyd355 4 роки тому +40

      Coshmack the carguy
      Not really. What she did was incredibly selfish, leaving everyone else to die to save someone she wants to fuc

    • @mariodacostamosteiro7262
      @mariodacostamosteiro7262 4 роки тому +11

      @@lloyd355 True

  • @ruprecht8520
    @ruprecht8520 5 років тому +386

    Somehow the only thing that makes sense is the new movies are designed to be so bad everyone finally appreciates the prequel trilogy.

    • @HappyMSI1
      @HappyMSI1 5 років тому +3

      Or you can. .. you know... move a'd watch actually good movies rather than accepting blockbuster garbage by considering you as a customer before someone who wants to appreciate a product of creation with artistic ambition?

    • @lightsaberproductions8592
      @lightsaberproductions8592 5 років тому +1

      Or they´ve wanted to protect the fans from being upset about the saga ending forever, know we´re happy about it...

    • @warr_toast1139
      @warr_toast1139 5 років тому +8

      You know there can be people that can still dislike the prequels even by today's standards?

    • @eldenvedetta635
      @eldenvedetta635 5 років тому +16

      I've always said, and still will argue, that the Prequals are FAR better than the Original Trilogy, though I'm alright if people disagree with that, as long as we ALL as Star Wars fans agree Disney Star Wars is NOT real Star Wars, and they're the real problem.

    • @eldenvedetta635
      @eldenvedetta635 5 років тому +9

      @@warr_toast1139 There can also be people that dislike the ORIGNAL TRILOGY by today's standards. I do not dislike them, far from it, but I accept that there are FAR more flaws with the original trilogy than with the prequals. People can make fun of Jar Jar all they want but he was a small aspect of the Prequals themselves, DEFINITELY not the level of plot-holes found in the Original Trilogy.
      Of course with Episode II as the exception, Attack of the Clones is the WORST not Disney Star Wars movie (still not bad in my book) but the Clone Wars Animated movie and show FAR make up for it. They are true to the characters and universe, if you haven't seen the show, do watch it. It's ACTUAL Star Wars content.
      Though I still say both are great, Disney is what ACTUALLY sucks.

  • @FionnMacCool
    @FionnMacCool 4 роки тому +514

    TLJ literally stole the entire story of one cruiser slowly trying to escape from their enemy’s fleet from the Malevolence arc from The Clone Wars, but made it so much worse and so much more boring!

    • @TheBelrick
      @TheBelrick 4 роки тому +17

      When children write stories expect childish stories. Make movie production a function of capability rather than the masters having looted our treasuries to buy iconic film studios.

    • @theunknowncommenter725
      @theunknowncommenter725 3 роки тому +31

      and the Holdo vs Poe sublpot was lifted from the Pong Krell vs Clones arc, also from The Clone Wars, except worse and more aggravating.

    • @emberfist8347
      @emberfist8347 3 роки тому +17

      At there it was explained the hyperdrive was damaged and Grievous got a hostage later explaining why they didn’t destroy the shot out right

    • @harrambou9468
      @harrambou9468 3 роки тому +5

      and when Luke walked out? That was stolen from Escape From LA

    • @darthkrator9366
      @darthkrator9366 3 роки тому +3

      I thought that scene was stolen from battle star galactica

  • @HeyyBrey
    @HeyyBrey 4 роки тому +121

    The writing in the sequels drives me mad! I love Adam drivers delivery when he said,
    “I WANT THAT PIECE OF JUNK BLOWN OUT THE SKY!”
    You immediately understand that he hates that ship as Kylo Ren but you can also tell that Ben Skywalker probably resented or hated that ship too, there are a lot of layers in that line..... but then they ruined it by Finn saying, “oh they HATE that ship!” Disney and Ryan once again trying to prove to us that they think we’re stupid.

    • @vanillajack5925
      @vanillajack5925 3 роки тому +11

      They have to spell it out in case we didn't already get it 😒

    • @infectedpotato117
      @infectedpotato117 11 місяців тому +2

      "2+1=3!!"
      "WOW!! 1+2 IS 3!"

    • @HeyyBrey
      @HeyyBrey 10 місяців тому

      @@infectedpotato117 exactly. 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

  • @thejohnhopkinscompany9599
    @thejohnhopkinscompany9599 5 років тому +534

    You know if Rey had joined Kylo Ren, and Finn had died blowing up that cannon, I would have liked this movie.
    It would have added character flaws, moral dilemmas, and emotion.
    All things the movie did a poor job of handling.

    • @BGOutOfService
      @BGOutOfService 5 років тому +27

      I agree to an extent, I don't think he should've died, just very injured or captured lik Han was, then that could've been a bit more interesting

    • @jmc790
      @jmc790 5 років тому +40

      The John Hopkins Company agree somewhat. Rey joining the dark side could have potentially saved this movie. However, there was so much wrong with it (Rey being a Mary Sue and OP with barely any training being one of the many issues) which is why I say potentially. I would have loved to have seen her go dark.

    • @1elvisb
      @1elvisb 5 років тому +11

      @@jmc790 and given that Luke wouldnt die (which was lame too ) Kylo could still choose the light, and him and Rey would be the balance representants of the force like those force gods in "clone wars" show , that is what i imagined for them.

    • @jmc790
      @jmc790 5 років тому +3

      Krzysiek Kozioł so much wrong with TLJ with logic and lore being the issues overall. It’s a shame the direction they went in.

    • @PaulGaither
      @PaulGaither 5 років тому +22

      Had Finn actually sacrificed himself, it would have closed a weak character arch, going from a character worried only about staying alive and fleeing to one who sacrificed his very life in an attempt to save those he cares for.
      Rey joining Kylo and both of them leaving the first order would have opened up a lot of possibilities as well. While the resistance and First Order play tin soldiers, Rey and Kylo could have gone off to train together. She could have tried to pull him back to the light while he tries to get her more and more on his side.
      Instead, fuck all.

  • @Wolf_3125
    @Wolf_3125 5 років тому +1437

    I can't believe there are people that defend this crap!!

    • @ianhughes4806
      @ianhughes4806 5 років тому +12

      Chris Bakas believe it we’re here

    • @secretunknown253
      @secretunknown253 5 років тому +123

      It’s the sjw people that like it, that’s what the movie was made for

    • @kesh4171
      @kesh4171 5 років тому +157

      Some people are too daft to see all the cringe worthy stuff in the movie and are blinded by the big explosions and CGI. Real fans see how much of a trash fire this movie was. Story, Characters, and even fight scenes as seen here.

    • @theatfshotmydog8224
      @theatfshotmydog8224 5 років тому +52

      Kev45 true, I saw some dude on reddit say that the throne room fight was “quintessential Star Wars” and praised Fin and Roses fight against the wealthy...

    • @_somestuff
      @_somestuff 5 років тому +41

      @@kesh4171 Yeah. I really wanted at least a 3 minute Kylo vs Luke. Instead we got almost a dancing scene for 45 seconds! >:(

  • @tlotpwist3417
    @tlotpwist3417 5 років тому +1299

    Two films in and still no memorable scene or music theme .
    Rogue One was more memorable than the main series fcol

    • @mandm7950
      @mandm7950 5 років тому +43

      I really disagree with both. Even if you think the movies are bad, there are a few memorable, awesome (even if not always the best) scenes like the hyperspeed ramming, or Kylo and Rey fighting the Praetorian guards. Heck, even Luke drinking the fucking milk is memorable, in a bad way of course.
      As for music, there are some really good themes. Rey's scavanger theme, the resistance march, Kylo's etc etc

    • @petenelson4396
      @petenelson4396 5 років тому +53

      Rogue One IS the best Star Wars film. Even Better than Empire SB

    • @lucasrobin2788
      @lucasrobin2788 5 років тому +165

      @@mandm7950 The two scenes you've mentioned are absolutely terrible, and plenty of videos float around explaining why.
      The Hyperspace ramming scene breaks every single large-scale space fight ever in Star Wars history: If it's possible to destroy a fully shielded ship (+ several star destroyers) the size of Snoke's Mega Star Destroyer with a comparatively tiny Rebel ship.... why on earth were Star Destroyers ever a problem? Just ram the command deck at hyperspeed from out of gun range. Use a droid instead of a person, if no one is feeling suicidal.
      And the Praetorian Guard scene is filled with mistakes. There are multiple points where the guards just straight up drop their weapons for no reason. Guards disappear off screen for extended periods or stand around doing nothing. At one point Rey kicks away 3 of them with a single kick. 3 people! With one kick! It's so completely stupid.
      I want to like the film, I really do. I love the prequels, the originals, and the Force Awakens. I love Clone Wars, Rebels, Solo and Rogue One, even the shitty Ewok kids cartoons from like 2003. But every single moment in The Last Jedi is terrible.

    • @mandm7950
      @mandm7950 5 років тому +25

      @@lucasrobin2788 I didn't say they weren't terrible (I don't think they are, I loved them and I'm not going to try to explain why, I'm sure you've heard enough of that already, just like I heard why people think they're bad. And I can see why people hate them, and kinda agree with the Praetorian guard fight: it looked worse the second time around)
      But the OP said there were no memorable scenes in both TFA and TLJ. I completely disagree with that. There were plenty of memorable scenes in both movies. And the music themes are just as great as the Original''s and Prequel's
      I really really understand your complaints, I really do, and I wish everyone could have fun with all these movies. Of course that's impossible, and that's ok.

    • @lucasrobin2788
      @lucasrobin2788 5 років тому +46

      M and M that’s a very fair and balanced viewpoint. You’re a civil person on the Internet, that’s rare. I hope you Have a nice day :)

  • @urktheturtle2988
    @urktheturtle2988 4 роки тому +159

    There are two main asian characters in The Last Jedi, one of them does a suicide run in a fighter craft... and the other crashes her vehicle...
    *sigh* how was there nobody that saw this and said "no"

    • @wefinishthisnow3883
      @wefinishthisnow3883 3 роки тому +37

      Oh if you think that's racially insensitive, wait until you realise the fact that Ryan subtly endorsed racial segregation by sending all the non-white characters on a completely pointless side-quest that achieves nothing so that the white people could drive the actual (albeit terrible) plot of the movie.

    • @harrambou9468
      @harrambou9468 3 роки тому +9

      @wefinishthis now Poe didn’t accomplish much either tho :/ he almost did and was cheering for ‘im...what a waste
      Rian loves throwing it subtle racial jabs in his films this far, I swear
      Knives Out was a decent film but y’all can’t deny

    • @maudiojunky
      @maudiojunky 2 роки тому +1

      @@harrambou9468 Knives Out just reinforced my belief that Rian Johnson is the worst A-list director of all time.

  • @davidisinger4806
    @davidisinger4806 5 років тому +568

    How Does Finn and Rose manage to fly these ”fighters”?? None of them were pilots!
    The New trilogi feels like fan-fiction written by a bunch of children who wrote themselves in as the unvincable protagonists

    • @opporancisis8022
      @opporancisis8022 5 років тому +23

      So true! xD And Kylos lightsaber.. Always reminds me that I'm watching a bad bad fanfic every time I see it.

    • @markking002
      @markking002 5 років тому +34

      no fans were consulted in the making of this shyte

    • @MrMah-zf6jk
      @MrMah-zf6jk 5 років тому +13

      @@opporancisis8022 Kylo's lightsaber is actually a lightsaber used by Jedi. It isn't entirely unique to him.

    • @Meteor_pending
      @Meteor_pending 5 років тому +2

      It's basically the eye of argon

    • @burkesongs
      @burkesongs 5 років тому +7

      You can assume Finn has been trained as a trooper on at least the basics. Yeah, he was on trash duty, but show me a soldier who never had to do KP or a similar crappy job. With Rose, you can also assume she has basic flight training; just because she's a mechanic doesn't mean she can't fly a ship. I'd almost guess it's like many of us being able to drive a car.

  • @contendedracer5861
    @contendedracer5861 4 роки тому +347

    Finn: Sees almost everyone blow up in the distance
    Rose: Let’s kiss

    • @darionbuck8864
      @darionbuck8864 3 роки тому +26

      Violently crashes 10,000 pounds of solid steel into one another at extremely high speeds.... Meh we're fine

    • @harrambou9468
      @harrambou9468 3 роки тому +13

      “That’s what I was trying to do!!”
      “...Let’s kiss.”
      “What t-NO!!!”

    • @alesksander
      @alesksander 3 роки тому +4

      Well she is kinky. LOL

    • @KevinWebb
      @KevinWebb 3 роки тому +4

      I thought she was going to turn out to be a secret NO spy. Then it turned out she was just messing up any hope for Fin character development because she couldn't see the big picture, and didn't actually care about him. I spent that whole movie wanting to walk out but had to keep watching to see how much worse it would get. Saw Rogue One in theaters 3 times.

    • @webguy943
      @webguy943 3 роки тому +7

      That kiss was so awkward literally no one was rooting for them

  • @cadburybunny
    @cadburybunny 5 років тому +3907

    So many holes in the plot and lack of logic ... it hurts to actually call this a Star Wars movie.

    • @vinvido2317
      @vinvido2317 5 років тому +101

      When i talk about the new Star wars movies i call them 1 and 2, not 7 or 8. They have their own Star wars universe

    • @PhyrexianSurgeon
      @PhyrexianSurgeon 5 років тому +73

      I’m a legends fan and I’m glad they didn’t do the vong story caus it would have been ruined for sure

    • @JakubB2000
      @JakubB2000 5 років тому +46

      @@PhyrexianSurgeon Yeah, if they tried doing the extended universe they would have probably done Jaina Solo like Ray and ruined her completely

    • @90lancaster
      @90lancaster 5 років тому +40

      Movie starts with 400 Resistance members in multiple Hyperdrive capable ships - ends with 1 ship with less than 20 people in it.
      Stunning success.
      Rian Johnson must be taking writing tips from Star Trek Beyond ; a Movie Where Kirk starts the Movie with and intact vessel with Hundreds of Crew and ends with a small ship with less than 20 in it.
      Odd that.

    • @DarthMasiah
      @DarthMasiah 5 років тому +33

      @@vinvido2317
      exactly. you cant even call disney wars fan fiction because the makers weren't really fans. legends forever

  • @Snickersnek
    @Snickersnek 3 роки тому +17

    "They're faster and lighter"
    "...well it's a good thing we're a super-dreadnought with clear line of effect to those light targets then isn't it?"

  • @kailaine3974
    @kailaine3974 4 роки тому +2210

    The action scenes in Rouge One were actually super cool. The Last Jedi was just embarrassing

    • @Сайтамен
      @Сайтамен 4 роки тому +53

      Um, in Rouge One not super...Blind man with the stick kills 15 stormtroopers and he is not even a Jedi Knight, little ship cut Star Destroyer by pushing other Star Destroyer...meh.

    • @HomefrontHoss
      @HomefrontHoss 4 роки тому +242

      @@Сайтамен they were just base guards, probably not very trained. The blind man was also gifted with the force and stormtroopers are definitely not

    • @Сайтамен
      @Сайтамен 4 роки тому +45

      Sorry, what? Not trained? They can't shoot him from 2 meters, even baby can do it. And there are 15 of them. And this guy has not lightsaber. And he kills them by button while they wear armour... And he throws sand to eyes of one of them through the helmet... Even Ewok battle was more realistic.

    • @velhaw8737
      @velhaw8737 4 роки тому +215

      You CANNOT beat that scene when vader slaughters the rebels like animals walking down the hallway

    • @heiko231
      @heiko231 4 роки тому +45

      Not like Star Wars is supposed to be realistic. The blind man had to feel like a serious threat and beating up 15 troopers is a strong impact I guess

  • @Jimmy891100
    @Jimmy891100 5 років тому +726

    This movie was so bad that it almost killed my love of Star Wars and Luke Skywalker, my childhood idol, but seeing people rake it across the coals makes me feel better.

    • @alexandersen1372
      @alexandersen1372 5 років тому +56

      dion't let star wars die in your heart, read the legends cannon. follow the path to the better times. Thrawn, mara jade, callista, jaina and jacen solo, and more are waiting in the "lost" books.

    • @verestamas3920
      @verestamas3920 5 років тому +2

      Not almost...

    • @MandatoryFruit
      @MandatoryFruit 5 років тому +20

      I wouldn’t say it almost killed my love for Star Wars but it certainly made me wish Disney could start listening to what fans want.

    • @christopher6337
      @christopher6337 5 років тому

      Alex Andersen *NOT* cannon

    • @verestamas3920
      @verestamas3920 5 років тому +6

      @@MandatoryFruit The hope will die last. U think they will reboot Episode 7,8,9 ? Or make Ep 8 Non canon? I don't think so.. :(

  • @christophercooper7024
    @christophercooper7024 5 років тому +474

    The Last Jedi, the only Star Wars movie that brings all the fans together, and it’s over their hatred to it 😂

    • @theatfshotmydog8224
      @theatfshotmydog8224 5 років тому +23

      Whatever you do, don’t go to Reddit, a lot of retards on there that love the Disney Trilogy...

    • @slavpowered912
      @slavpowered912 5 років тому +3

      @@theatfshotmydog8224 really? Lemme check.

    • @Missingno_Miner
      @Missingno_Miner 5 років тому +22

      @@theatfshotmydog8224 calling people who defend this garbage "retarded" is highly offensive to actual retards, which is usually itself used as a derogatory term for those with a mental disability such as autism or the like

    • @niko-800
      @niko-800 4 роки тому +3

      I love this comment thread. They’ve never learned to respect opinions, but instead, resort to calling people retards for having a different opinion. I sometimes wonder what goes through their heads. How is insulting people because they like a movie a good idea?

    • @VladDascaliuc
      @VladDascaliuc 4 роки тому +13

      @@niko-800 It's not that they like it, it's that they defend it. You can like anything as much as you like, but do not say that it's good just because you liked it.

  • @MrHenhen5
    @MrHenhen5 3 роки тому +91

    When the mandalorian and rogue 1 has better action than a main series entry, you know shit has gone wrong.
    Hell, even the vader scene in rogue 1 is better than all of the action in this film

    • @spartansquid5931
      @spartansquid5931 3 роки тому +6

      Mehhh, I'd be hard-pressed to say Mando has better action, that show was pretty shit.

    • @Alex-pk1iy
      @Alex-pk1iy 2 роки тому +1

      @@spartansquid5931 wrong.

    • @spartansquid5931
      @spartansquid5931 2 роки тому +3

      @@Alex-pk1iy Gotta take off those rose colored glasses and execute some critical thinking my guy. Take a look at almost any fight scene and it's nothing but guys with guns running up to him to get beat up instead of shooting. Mando constantly using his gear in stupid ways. Nobody taking cover or exercising any caution or self preservation. You'd think the scene in S2 Ep1 when someone tries STABBING Mando with a pistol would've clued you in.

    • @thegreenmanofnorwich
      @thegreenmanofnorwich Рік тому +2

      I love Rogue One, and of all of it that I love, that Vader scene is my favourite

    • @curtisjeffress
      @curtisjeffress Рік тому +1

      @@spartansquid5931 they seem really childish as far as the combat scenes go, the clone wars was way better, I mean the fight scenes in andor are better than they are in mando like people drool over this show when it’s not even that good

  • @ericsantucci6934
    @ericsantucci6934 5 років тому +166

    The thing that gets me about the slow space chase is that it isn't inherently a problem that it is a low-action sequence of the movie. But the problem is that they don't replace that lack of action with anything meaningful instead. That slow space chase would have been a great opportunity to explore some meaningful character dialogue. Maybe we could learn about Poe's history under Leia or why she formed the Resistance, or Finn's life as a Stormtrooper.
    But no, we needed to have Admiral Holdo clipping off Poe's nutsack for 45 minutes, and we needed Finn to go on a silly adventure of anti-capitalism on Canto Bight with Rose.

    • @deeppurple6925
      @deeppurple6925 5 років тому +31

      Eric Santucci Finn and Rose subplot felt like when you change tv channels and watch a different movie during commercials.

    • @RogueFox2185
      @RogueFox2185 5 років тому +16

      They should have gotten rid of the chase scene entirely, use the shuttles to escape and then maybe Poe, Leia and the others could land on a Republic city world under assault by TFO. That would give us time to flesh out the galaxy better, it’s better than a 2 hour space chase at least.

    • @ericsantucci6934
      @ericsantucci6934 5 років тому +6

      @@RogueFox2185 Very true as well. All I'm saying is that if there had to be a space chase, they could have at least used that screen time to have some meaningful dialogue happen.

    • @dinoluka11
      @dinoluka11 5 років тому +2

      Well said

    • @PublicLeeSpeaking
      @PublicLeeSpeaking 5 років тому +7

      @WillFanofMany You're seriously saying the entire Republic was 6 planets in a single system?

  • @warr_toast1139
    @warr_toast1139 5 років тому +1139

    Ewok films: we are the worst star wars movie ever
    Last jedi: Hold my green milk

    • @Nobodyss21
      @Nobodyss21 5 років тому +4

      Warr_Toast _ *ITS GREEN YOU FOOL!!*

    • @impulse5674
      @impulse5674 5 років тому +22

      I don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone call return of the jedi(my favorite Star Wars movie) the worst Star Wars movie

    • @Godchilla23
      @Godchilla23 5 років тому +19

      @@impulse5674 No, the two Ewok movies are meant.

    • @dr.bright6272
      @dr.bright6272 5 років тому +13

      There was a scene that was rumored to have been removed from the Ewok scene, it was them literally eating a Storm Trooper after they killed him.

    • @itsdanschannel
      @itsdanschannel 5 років тому

      Brilliant!

  • @samuellee9011
    @samuellee9011 5 років тому +169

    “If you don’t like our movie ur a racist” -Rian Johnson

    • @stennlake
      @stennlake 4 роки тому +17

      Hmmmm......only Sith deal in absolutes...

    • @mrblackop6357
      @mrblackop6357 4 роки тому +2

      Did that dude actually say that💀

    • @jeck8005
      @jeck8005 4 роки тому +1

      He never said that.

    • @pawarl.o.s.881
      @pawarl.o.s.881 4 роки тому +2

      @@jeck8005 he may as well have

    • @johnfoo628
      @johnfoo628 4 роки тому

      That would complete the absolute stupidity of these films, sorry to break it to you Brian, but ya films kinda suck

  • @Pringlebox
    @Pringlebox 3 роки тому +55

    “We are meant to believe Fin drags her back fucking miles” 🤣

    • @jps6071
      @jps6071 3 роки тому +3

      And in just a few minutes?
      It can not have been longer, since the FO walkers are still in the same place and the attack had not started after blowing up the gates.
      And he was walking through a salt-field, dragging an injured person behind him. By the time they returned, if at all, the fight should have been long over.

  • @karinefonte516
    @karinefonte516 5 років тому +579

    The love scene between Finn and Rose made me finally understand it was a comedy movie, not part of an adventure saga. I laughed SO loudly in the cinema...

    • @darthmon26
      @darthmon26 5 років тому +5

      Lmaoo me too

    • @psymcdad8151
      @psymcdad8151 5 років тому +55

      It could be a great movie If they just edit in Mel Brooks and rename it to "Spaceballs 2 - Sith in Spandex"

    • @andyappleton3353
      @andyappleton3353 5 років тому +39

      Finn should have started milking green milk from Rose's tit into a thermos...take a huge swing and then smile at the camera.

    • @bobshanery5152
      @bobshanery5152 5 років тому +13

      That''s funny you say that.
      People laughed at that part when we were at the theaters.

    • @JaysenKov
      @JaysenKov 5 років тому +13

      Everybody groaned in my theatre

  • @VOMotion
    @VOMotion 5 років тому +469

    Holy shit, it really is so much worse than I remember

  • @natemitzel2670
    @natemitzel2670 5 років тому +1883

    Fin sacrificing himself would have been an absolutely amazing story arc. Change my mind

    • @landonburdette3907
      @landonburdette3907 5 років тому +275

      Thats what heroes do. I was hoping for it man. I was like this dude is gonna save em all. He's a fuckin team player. And then it was stolen from us

    • @DerMeister821
      @DerMeister821 5 років тому +170

      @@landonburdette3907 No, just your expectations were subverted. Queue weird/creepy Rian laugh....

    • @troyami
      @troyami 5 років тому +72

      I’m glad he didn’t die because his death shouldn’t been in this crap film

    • @weirdreportt
      @weirdreportt 5 років тому +25

      Tbh I like that one too. However, it wouldn't be possible for some reasons. The distance between the resistance fighters and the fleet of the First order were far off. It would be possible for Finn to disable the cannon (crash himself) if the distance were nearer. Nevertheless, if Finn weren't saved and was "sacrificed" in the film, the fighter and Finn would be roasted before reach it's eye making his heroic sacrifice useless. It's too late for him to disable a fired up cannon.
      The writing in the battle of Crait is bad, very bad. Like sacrificing your people instead of hiding behind a huge thick gate and prepare for a guerilla warfare. :c

    • @DiamondDogApollo
      @DiamondDogApollo 5 років тому +20

      I can’t. The Last Jedi literally only has one good scene (The Throne Room), but Finn heroically sacrificing himself might have redeemed this trash. It would have made far more sense than Luke dying. Critics calling this one of the best movies then telling fans they are trolls for not liking it literally boggles the mind.

  • @cutler_beckett
    @cutler_beckett 3 роки тому +10

    “It’s not about fighting what we hate. It’s about saving what we love.”
    *Finn watches what he loved explode in the distance

  • @theelephant2117
    @theelephant2117 5 років тому +3081

    I’m so happy there are dedicated channels to roasting TLJ, because frankly it deserves it and worse

    • @MrM-u3h
      @MrM-u3h 5 років тому +105

      The KKK (Kathleen Kennedy Krew) needs to be thrown in a dungeon for blasphemy!

    • @AndreNitroX
      @AndreNitroX 5 років тому +129

      I don’t think ill get tired of videos shredding the last Jedi and making Johnson and Kennedy look like bigger morons.

    • @Blizofoz45
      @Blizofoz45 5 років тому +29

      I'm saving my bucket list so I'll have something to live for after Ep 9 flops and KK is fired.

    • @Revan0356
      @Revan0356 5 років тому +41

      We need more Force Awakens roasting too

    • @pasulipaska5501
      @pasulipaska5501 5 років тому +3

      Get a life

  • @mohdfarhan5255
    @mohdfarhan5255 4 роки тому +132

    12:48 "Not fighting what we hate, save what we love"
    *the huge gate protecting their love one explode in the bg, whill they having a kiss*

    • @alsnow1049
      @alsnow1049 4 роки тому +5

      Thank you jar jar binks

  • @rachealknight5877
    @rachealknight5877 5 років тому +344

    Wow. This movie was actually way worse than I remember it being.

    • @fregabriel
      @fregabriel 5 років тому +15

      Everytime I see a new video about the Last Jedi, I get the same feeling. It's always getting worse... =/

    • @iotaeta-pi2770
      @iotaeta-pi2770 5 років тому +15

      @@fregabriel Agreed. It's like a birthday party given by people who hate you. The more things you unwrap, the more unpleasant it becomes.

    • @TealJosh
      @TealJosh 5 років тому +5

      I tried to watch it from Netflix for second time since the release, I didn't get far before I cringed out.

    • @Rawsawn
      @Rawsawn 5 років тому +1

      @@TealJosh I was sad i missed it in the movies, that all changed when i saw it on Netflix, yay depression.

    • @OptimisticCynic715
      @OptimisticCynic715 5 років тому

      Wondering if people will feel that with Black Panther...not sure. Avatar and Avengers still lingering.

  • @arcticgalegamer8139
    @arcticgalegamer8139 3 роки тому +19

    Even if you assume that for some reason ships with more mass are slower, wouldn't the Resistance ships be gaining distance from the Supremacy?

  • @amanibob1416
    @amanibob1416 4 роки тому +287

    "I've... Seen things... You people wouldn't believe."
    Bilbo Skywalker

    • @johngreen8921
      @johngreen8921 4 роки тому +6

      Bruh, that’s obviously Spider Man. Get it right, filthy causal

    • @jakubrejak1114
      @jakubrejak1114 3 роки тому +6

      "All the people I've murdered by letting you live" - Victor Rogers

    • @amnesixx5492
      @amnesixx5492 3 роки тому +2

      A

    • @alesksander
      @alesksander 3 роки тому +4

      "Double the power, double the fall. " - Jar Jar Abrams

  • @Xero_Kaiser
    @Xero_Kaiser 5 років тому +301

    All I know is after 4 movies we haven't had one decent lightsaber duel and that annoys me to no end. You'd think that movies with the resources that Disney has at their disposal wouldn't be getting outdone by fan films, but here we are.

    • @MetFanMac
      @MetFanMac 5 років тому +12

      I mean, two of the movies had no characters with lightsabers in them (except for the Vader scene at the end of Rogue One and that was awesome). To compare with the previous trilogies, the first two movies of the OT had one bad lightsaber duel (ANH) and one good one (ESB) and the first two movies of the PT had one good lightsaber duel (TPM) and one bad one (AOTC).

    • @IAmNinboy
      @IAmNinboy 5 років тому +10

      I couldn't disagree more. I think the raw anger and fear in the forest fight at the end of TFA is fantastic. And as for choreography, Ren and Rey fighting the Praetorian Guard in TLJ is brilliant too. They've taken a fighting style and made it more impressive than in the original trilogy, but less CGI-flippy and ridiculous than the Prequels. I think these are the best lightsabre fights we've seen - a true evolution of RotJ's fights.

    • @thethirdtrio
      @thethirdtrio 5 років тому +50

      Yo you should watch Robothead’s video on how terrible the throne room scene actually was😂😂

    • @IAmNinboy
      @IAmNinboy 5 років тому +2

      @@thethirdtrio I enjoyed it. I'm not going to watch a video of some neckbeard whine into a microphone for 20 minutes about how the magic space movies aren't exactly how he wants them to be.

    • @zayray4283
      @zayray4283 5 років тому +14

      @@IAmNinboy Your argument is really bad. Just cause people want a movie to be good so the criticize it doesn't mean they are somehow wrong to do so. The sequel trilogy is garbage, no lightsaber fight within them has beaten the OT or PT lol you have to be senile to believe otherwise

  • @VenusHeadTrap2
    @VenusHeadTrap2 5 років тому +274

    I have found so many great YT channels because of how bad The Last Jedi was. That's something we all can say about the film! It inspired us.

    • @Playhouse76
      @Playhouse76 5 років тому +3

      Wow, that's sad. One day, you'll look and realize you've surrounded yourself in an echo chamber of malformed opinion from people whose only goal is to shit on other people.

    • @zayray4283
      @zayray4283 5 років тому +11

      @@Playhouse76 The movie is shit get over your self

    • @sacredbeastzenon
      @sacredbeastzenon 5 років тому +4

      @@Playhouse76 Actually, many critics will argue with TLJ defenders. MauLer, Rags, and Dishonored Wolf on EFAP will go out of their way to speak to such people. Many people will go out of their to engage with TLJ defenders. Please, tons of TLJ defenders attack people all the time. I've seen plenty of them being disingenuous too. Besides, you can like bad movies. It's just when you claim it's good. People are gonna question you.

    • @351cleavland
      @351cleavland 5 років тому +4

      @@Playhouse76 In an era of nihilism, where stories such as the Last Jedi are mirrors of that meaninglessness, taking solace with others that something great did bring meaning helps. S.W. was inspiring at one time. For many it is no longer the case and that is a loss.
      If there were facets of TLJ that were pulled off with passion but brought controversy then the echo chambers of malformed opinion would be valid. The fact is TLJ and S.W. is part of a corperate machine now. There is a sadness in that for many. Seeing characters that were part of a meaningful mythology turn into less meaningful characters, out of character characters is sad. Like many movies that are fabricated to work in western markets AND Asian markets means that culturally specific perspectives have to be stripped out in order to not alienate those markets. And that is at the heart of nihilism. Videos like this remind me that others still have those values that were once important.

    • @Asterra2
      @Asterra2 5 років тому +3

      @@Playhouse76 How about you counter the points made in this video rather than one strawman in the talkback. I get it, of course: You can't argue with facts so you pick on someone who recognizes those facts instead. One can even trick themselves into thinking that's good enough. But, nope, the observations made in this video speak for themselves. One would have to invent literal conspiracies (without evidence, of course) to explain away all the problems with this movie.

  • @Xwii610
    @Xwii610 3 роки тому +22

    "Worse than you remember" Idk about that I remember it being pretty fucking awful

  • @Rekthief
    @Rekthief 5 років тому +708

    omg we only have 50,000 tie fighters, we need to conserve all of them and never use them

    • @domino6918
      @domino6918 5 років тому +56

      Not to mention that we can't replace them if we lose them. I mean it's not like our flagship is a fucking giant mobile ship yard.

    • @lowestformofwit
      @lowestformofwit 5 років тому +29

      ...but as soon as the falcon appears "SEND THEM ALL!"

    • @NMAV111
      @NMAV111 5 років тому +6

      Maybe they only had fuel for a half a dozen of them!!
      :P

    • @Rekthief
      @Rekthief 5 років тому +4

      Osprey11 lol they needed to use all the tie fighter fuel for the AT-AT’s and the door laser

    • @NMAV111
      @NMAV111 5 років тому

      @@Rekthief :D

  • @swordguy1243
    @swordguy1243 5 років тому +1379

    “They were all russian accounts”
    - Rian Johnson

    • @Maladjester
      @Maladjester 5 років тому +281

      Denial of reality and dismissal of legitimate criticism are essential skills for ideological fuckwits and their puppets.

    • @arandompasserby7940
      @arandompasserby7940 5 років тому +67

      What would Twitter losers like Rian ever do if all Russian IPs were banned?

    • @CristeroFanatic
      @CristeroFanatic 5 років тому +91

      @@arandompasserby7940 They would probably start blaming on the Chinese

    • @johntheknight3062
      @johntheknight3062 5 років тому +40

      I love how all these other guys were like "WTF man seriously". :D

    • @АнтонГусев-н5ю
      @АнтонГусев-н5ю 5 років тому +2

      @@arandompasserby7940 these were russian uaing proxies.

  • @nanazsan7536
    @nanazsan7536 5 років тому +486

    "their next movie was spiderverse"
    oof this is so sad

    • @teamrabbitalec
      @teamrabbitalec 5 років тому +82

      Inside info (my dad works for Sony)
      It was a good thing that they didn't make Solo because it allowed Spiderverse to become what it is.

    • @jamesjimenez4448
      @jamesjimenez4448 5 років тому +24

      Which was good as fuck

    • @nLRyderWWWYKI
      @nLRyderWWWYKI 5 років тому +1

      Spider verse was Sony

    • @auxiliis8366
      @auxiliis8366 5 років тому +10

      @@nLRyderWWWYKI not what he's saying. the directors fired from Solo went on to make spiderverse which won an academy award

    • @qty1315
      @qty1315 5 років тому +2

      @@auxiliis8366 Into The Spiderverse deserved every award it received.

  • @davidthomas3826
    @davidthomas3826 4 роки тому +31

    Star Wars, 1977 ~ the whole saga begins with a much heavier, bigger spaceship catching up with a smaller, lighter ship.
    The Last Jedi, 2017 ~ big spaceships can no longer catch little spaceships

    • @vanillajack5925
      @vanillajack5925 3 роки тому +6

      It's like whoever wrote The Last Jedi had never seen a Star Wars movie before...

    • @AppleSauceGamingChannel
      @AppleSauceGamingChannel 3 роки тому +3

      @@vanillajack5925 More like they saw them and decided it's opposite day for plot and movie direction.

  • @Borderose
    @Borderose 5 років тому +154

    Boy, this episode sure ages like milk.
    The Prequels were like some rare cheese or fish sauce. An aquired taste, sure, maybe a little funky, but still edible. TLJ? Barely lasted 2 weeks before people came to the general consensus that it was rancid.

    • @NexusKin
      @NexusKin 5 років тому +12

      And the original trilogy is like a timeless fine wine that only gets even better with age!

    • @UmbraPsi
      @UmbraPsi 5 років тому +16

      I showed my wife's sister all the star wars movies when she was staying with us, she loved all the old ones, even the prequels! I remember her saying that she didn't like rey because she had no idea why she was doing anything or than maybe that she was lonely. She didn't understand why the fans were making such a big deal about the movies beforehand, she definitely understood afterwards, she was even yelling that Luke wouldn't do this or that during TLJ, she had me laughing about it

    • @athiefinthenight6894
      @athiefinthenight6894 5 років тому +3

      leave the prequels alone

    • @combinecommando001
      @combinecommando001 5 років тому +5

      @@UmbraPsi your wife's sister knows what's up.

    • @nicosoftnt
      @nicosoftnt 5 років тому +2

      Nathan Guerrette dit Latulippe I think you should give more credit to the originals, the plot is the same, just different time, and for it's time, it really is well made, most people loved them, and when I say most people it really is that way, not like today.
      So you should at the very least put them at the same level of the prequels.
      Then, what you say about the prequels it's true, it's all true but they lacked a better script and directing when it comes to the seriousness of the character. Just look at little Anakin and compare it to the kid of ET. 2 completely different worlds of acting and directing. And the music was changed for a more action role rather than sentimental, which I liked (example: Yoda lifting the ship).

  • @danshakulawrence983
    @danshakulawrence983 4 роки тому +122

    "We don't win by fighting what we hate, but by saving what we love."
    Says Rose as she basically just let the First Order break open the base and be able to kill everyone inside.

    • @bad-people6510
      @bad-people6510 8 місяців тому

      Hey, Rose knew Finn wouldn't be able to destroy the cannon by himself, so he would have been throwing away his life for nothing. Remember Rose was the one who knew all about the cannon, which is why she was the one who explained it to everyone.
      ...no, wait, that was Finn.

  • @ryanaegis3544
    @ryanaegis3544 5 років тому +150

    5:27 "I don't know what's more surprising: an audience that can turn off their brains THAT far, or the staff at Lucasfilm that don't care."

    • @pwnmeisterage
      @pwnmeisterage 5 років тому +6

      Well ... at least some of the audience is complaining.
      And Lucasfilm is just a Mickey Mouse operation these days. Obviously more interested in box office runs, spinoffs, and toy sales than in maintaining established fanbase or continuity.

    • @timothydutton4249
      @timothydutton4249 5 років тому +4

      @@pwnmeisterage - "A Mickey Mouse operation" - I have to say I love your pun there, I do hope it was intentional.

    • @NinjaSaitama
      @NinjaSaitama 5 років тому +1

      @@pwnmeisterage they do have a fan base, investors who are only interested in profit.

  • @Cuteness_overload-g3g
    @Cuteness_overload-g3g 4 роки тому +12

    Imagine if ray had a gun instead of a silly "laser sword". Everyone would think she was aimbotting

  • @wildweedle6012
    @wildweedle6012 4 роки тому +248

    I love how the media zealously defends this horror of a film.

    • @MariOmor1
      @MariOmor1 3 роки тому +8

      This comment aged like milk
      Everyone now attacks it better than the Holdo Maneuver did

    • @valenwood6299
      @valenwood6299 3 роки тому +8

      Ikr . But more and more people are coming to the light.

    • @aesir1ases64
      @aesir1ases64 2 роки тому +9

      @@valenwood6299 i do my best to help, i always trash this movie when someone tells me that it is good, obv only casuals do that but they need to realize this is a travesty that dishonours everything sw is about

    • @andresramirez4469
      @andresramirez4469 2 роки тому +1

      @@aesir1ases64 it wasnt that bad. Your exaggerating. I had my problems with it believe me

    • @sinistar99
      @sinistar99 2 роки тому +1

      @@andresramirez4469 It was by far the best movie of the 3.

  • @christopherthorkon3997
    @christopherthorkon3997 5 років тому +250

    If I were asked to choose between viewing a Star Wars spinoff movie starring Jar Jar Binks and viewing The Last Jedi again, I would rush to the Jar Jar Binks movie as if my life depended on it.

    • @redstonebanane5650
      @redstonebanane5650 5 років тому +6

      It propably actually does. Seeing that movie twice cant be healthy. 😁

    • @DEMRULE
      @DEMRULE 5 років тому +3

      If only to pretend we're in the good old days where Jar Jar was the epitome of sucky ideas in SW.

    • @jojoa5868
      @jojoa5868 5 років тому

      Jar Jar is the best

    • @neuronoc.7343
      @neuronoc.7343 5 років тому +1

      Well, Jar Jar IS essentially a sith lord playing a fool, so you're definitely better off seeing a spin off like that.

    • @thedeliveryboy1123
      @thedeliveryboy1123 5 років тому +2

      There's a comic about Jar Jar Binks' father who was a successful whale-fisherman guy (whose name is GEORGE) Jar Jar got him and his family stranded on an island. He attempted to kill Jar Jar, but since his wife wouldn't let him he tried to kill himself.
      It would be a great movie

  • @guacamoleguy6592
    @guacamoleguy6592 5 років тому +66

    I don't know man, The Last Jedi is pretty good parody of the real Star Wars movies I was laughing non-stop but still believe that Space Balls did it much better though

  • @lionsoldierx_947
    @lionsoldierx_947 2 роки тому +2

    Gareth Edwards must’ve been sitting on set like, “WHAT A PIECE OF JUNK!!!!”

  • @vuppet5684
    @vuppet5684 5 років тому +1555

    Original trilogy: action-packed classic dogfights in the vast and massive galaxy
    Prequels: entire cruisers blowing apart and clones & droids getting cut down simultaneously
    Sequels: bang bang **runs out of fuel**

    • @ldelinlive
      @ldelinlive 5 років тому +14

      That throne room fight scene was definitely one of the better fight scenes I have seen and very good camera work so can t really agree

    • @tastycookiechip
      @tastycookiechip 5 років тому +214

      @@ldelinlive It's actually quite poorly shot and you notice huge flaws throughout on a rewatch.

    • @barryhercules6486
      @barryhercules6486 5 років тому +114

      @@ldelinlive Nope.
      +Seriously you're missing out if that scene in the last Jedi is the best fight scene you've ever erm - Seen +
      Here are just a small handful of better fight scenes:
      The Raid
      The Raid 2
      The Matrix
      The Matrix Reloaded
      Atomic Blonde
      The Protector (Tony Jaa) one-shot ground floor to top floor stair fight
      Daredevil Season 2 - Roof to Basement fight
      Ong Bak (all scenes)
      Flashpoint (Donni Yen)
      SPL 2 (Sha Po Lang 2)
      Fist of Legend (Jet Li)
      Kill Bill volume 1(House of Blue Leaves)
      Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon (Tea House Fight)
      The Transporter (Oily Fight)
      Jackie Chan Movies (approx 100)
      There are hundreds more !
      If the Last Jedi's Throne Room fight is the best you've seen - then I feel genuinely sorry for you.
      Genuinely.

    • @Mutantgamer
      @Mutantgamer 5 років тому +102

      Poe Dameron is supposedly the best pilot in the Resistance.
      Kylo Ren is a skilled pilot with the assistance of the Force, and piloting skills inherited from both Han Solo and his Skywalker bloodline.
      When you put these 2 characters in the same setting in a movie, anyone would expect a starfighter dogfight between them.
      But no, Rian just allows Kylo to blow up the entire hangar so no more action is needed. Aren't the hangars supposed to be ray-shielded anyway?

    • @razorfett147
      @razorfett147 5 років тому +5

      I like how that was the best way you could manage to make the prequels seem worthwhile lmao

  • @toadboy6005
    @toadboy6005 5 років тому +111

    Rey be like
    So I did some mining off camera

    • @steve7745
      @steve7745 5 років тому +6

      Fucking perfect 😂

  • @_sawbonz_
    @_sawbonz_ 5 років тому +877

    This movie just made me appreciate Rogue One even more.

    • @NPC-bs3pm
      @NPC-bs3pm 5 років тому +50

      'Rogue One' Didn't have the usual Star-Wars kind of story construction. I now do appreciate it more [sigh].

    • @Khultan
      @Khultan 5 років тому +2

      Sawbonz Really? It's DOA.

    • @SSPspaz
      @SSPspaz 5 років тому +40

      American Born Patriot, DOA? You do understand that means "dead on arrival", right? Rogue One made plenty at the box office. Hardly DOA, even if you didn't personally like it. Hell, I absolutely HATE The Last Jedi, but it was hardly DOA because it made plenty.
      The only SW film that was ever DOA was Solo, and that's because TLJ was so bad that it left a sour taste in everyone's mouth.

    • @Khultan
      @Khultan 5 років тому +1

      SSPspaz Y'know, when apologists, like you bring up how the money was raked in and a critic like myself who had seen the OT when they first debut and the fact that I am a fan of these and other genres and of sci-fi and fantasy artists, animation and so on ( plus I draw and am practicing animation ) in addition to having a high discerning standard, therefore, to top it all off this is GEORGE LUCAS' STORY FOREVER so now in the possession of a franchise not having any forté in these genres on their own--hack ptui...The Black Hole ( 1979), The Black Cauldron ( 1980something). ...do you honestly think ( and do you even care?) this is an tale of Star Wars that has nothing of George Lucas?
      You are a fan of FAN FICTION.

    • @SSPspaz
      @SSPspaz 5 років тому +32

      American Born Patriot, what a rambling incoherent response. As a general rule, I loath Disney Wars. I'm no apologist, and even if I were, that is wholly irrelevant to my point. Literally my ONLY point was to point out your misuse of the acronym "DOA". For something to be "dead on arrival" that means that it's been rejected by the target audience before it can even be launched/released. Solo is the only one that fits this criteria because at the time of release, many fans didn't give a shit. This is reflected by the poor box office figures. I'm pretty certain Episode 9 will be DOA as well considering nobody cares now that Han, Luke and Leia are dead.
      Most fans liked or at least tolerated TFA and R1. Their box office figures indicate they weren't dead on arrival because plenty of fans went to see them. And as shitty as TLJ was, people weren't enraged until AFTER they'd seen it. So it sold plenty of tickets and can't be considered dead on arrival either. I'm not defending shitty films, only correcting your misuse of the aforementioned term.

  • @Kicker1981
    @Kicker1981 4 роки тому +4

    Your points hit home like a TIE fighter crashing into a fleet of resistance bombers. Amazing video, and your edits are top-notch. The mash up with the TIE getting destroyed in the asteroid field followed by the Snoke :o face still has me giggling, lol.

  • @sirhamalot8651
    @sirhamalot8651 5 років тому +85

    10:00
    • Fin sacrifices his life for his friends.
    • Rose sacrifices her life for her friend Fin.
    • Rose's reason for doing this is that it's wrong to sacrifice your life for your friends.
    • Huh?

    • @SuperCatacata
      @SuperCatacata 5 років тому +16

      It's amazing that someone wrote that and said "yeah, ok this works"

  • @mikerowe1261
    @mikerowe1261 4 роки тому +303

    This movie is so bad it made me wish Jar Jar was back.

    • @fersho450
      @fersho450 3 роки тому +47

      Jar jar still was a better writen character tho

    • @night-seeker666
      @night-seeker666 3 роки тому +38

      Jar Jar was actually pretty funny, even though he was also pretty annoying.

    • @chrisigoeb
      @chrisigoeb 3 роки тому +17

      I like Jar Jar and im not ashamed to admit it. But I hate Rose with all my heart

    • @alesksander
      @alesksander 3 роки тому +7

      Ja jar was annoying. But not repelling. I GOT HUGE GAG reflex when i think of that shitshow of movie. Thanks Ruin John and JJ Eyebrows

    • @ahabduennschitz7670
      @ahabduennschitz7670 3 роки тому +9

      The thing is Jar Jar was one annoying and dumb part of the movie but disney managed to make the movies in a whole annoying and dumb

  • @hamstersama4801
    @hamstersama4801 5 років тому +1608

    Everybody better apologize to George Lucas.

    • @n.j.2313
      @n.j.2313 5 років тому +57

      I guess he saw that this will happen, and now he is happy because every living Star Wars fun will re watch the first 6 episode again and again and again in every year, actually i think many of us know that this will happen with the franchise at the moment when Disney bought it... There was a reason, that George never made another Star Wars film, that is showed us to his professionalism, he wanted his story to became eternal, a mystery, good stories never really end. That way we can think more and more into it, and maybe it will walk with us in our entire life. Just think about it, when he sold the story to Disney, that time star wars was still cool but it was the past. We loved it, but there was no real talk about it... Then one day we got the news and now, everybody talking about it and goes back to re watch the older episodes with newfound nostalgia. Plus free advertisement, a big kick in the gut for Disney, and a slowly fading universe became a most discussed thing on the internet.

    • @sloebone7399
      @sloebone7399 5 років тому +44

      I’ll apologize to young George Lucas but not Older George Lucas. Older George should have known better.

    • @Person-zt5nq
      @Person-zt5nq 5 років тому +5

      @@sloebone7399 he must have stopped caring and been like well Star Wars was fun but I'm retired so they can do whatever

    • @yerdevesi
      @yerdevesi 5 років тому +22

      I'm sorry George, for b*tching about Jar Jar.

    • @kawh8719
      @kawh8719 5 років тому +13

      @@sloebone7399 I agree, older George Lucas still made the Prequels which lowered starwars writing standards, and here we are today.

  • @bruh949
    @bruh949 2 роки тому +4

    Man that intro, Bladerunners “tears of rain” scene is an actual emotional scene, in a weird way everyone can related to it. Because one day all our memories will be lost… like tears in rain.

  • @BibleNutter
    @BibleNutter 5 років тому +57

    5:10 Snoke gasping at the destruction of a tie fighter is absolutely brilliant!

  • @Gillymonster18
    @Gillymonster18 5 років тому +73

    You have made me hate TLJ even more...people have been ripping it to shreds for over a year...rightly so...but this is just another example of how much Ruin Johnson sucks at movie making. Thank you Robot Head.
    PS Good ol’ Roundhead is no longer attached to any upcoming Star Wars projects!!!!!

    • @joshuabenton3785
      @joshuabenton3785 5 років тому +1

      Yes he is, confirmed by himself via Twitter. Twas just a fever dream of the night...
      ...but I wish it was more than that.

    • @Gillymonster18
      @Gillymonster18 5 років тому +1

      Joshua Benton DAMN! Foiled again...unless he’s Lyin’ Rian again. One can only hope.

  • @MotoMoto136
    @MotoMoto136 5 років тому +336

    I’ve seen smarter writing and better attention to detail in Syfy originals like Sharknado.

    • @httohot
      @httohot 5 років тому +3

      @Revan I just started getting into star trek and I am watching deep space 9 right now. I had to pick up another good sci-fi property to replace star wars and I was pleased until I found out that modern star trek is not different in values from modern star wars =(
      Deep space 9 has better everything than modern star wars (cgi/visuals/sound design excluded) Deep space Nine even does social justice better than any sjw story without being all SJW about it. I am happy to have a new great show but unhappy to be forced to come to terms with how much we have culturally regressed in terms of social justice(sjw's are parasites)

    • @kalesmart1
      @kalesmart1 5 років тому +3

      Yeah its fucking disgraceful lol

    • @barbarianjk2355
      @barbarianjk2355 5 років тому +2

      wooow. I hadn't realized... This is so true, yet so sad. I want the real SW to come back :(

    • @barbarianjk2355
      @barbarianjk2355 5 років тому

      @@httohot I'll check it out as well :o I used to like Star Trek as a kid anyway!

    • @httohot
      @httohot 5 років тому +1

      @Revan DS9 really knew how to show and not tell. They had good writing and avoided exposition as much as possible but it could be a little confusing when they initially bring up an important unexplained detail but when it was fleshed out a season or few episodes later the payoff was great. It respected the audiences intelligence which I love.
      This week I watched "the visitor" episode of ds9 and it was AMAZING. This was the first time tv had made me get emotional and forced me to shed a few tears. Probably one of my favorite tv episodes of anything ever.

  • @WildCharger
    @WildCharger 2 роки тому +2

    That one Battlestar Galactica scene really hit hard when you showed it in that context

  • @johng1634
    @johng1634 5 років тому +60

    I remember walking, nay staggering out of the cinema, actually shaking my head in shock at what an abomination this was.

    • @Bullitt3401
      @Bullitt3401 5 років тому +5

      I remember getting in my car and thinking "Wow, that's the last time I'm ever going to see a Star Wars movie" as I drove out of the parking lot. And I'm a since '77er. I'm done with it and only consider the OT canon.

    • @johng1634
      @johng1634 5 років тому +5

      @@Bullitt3401 Agreed. I'll probably torrent Episode 9 just to be able to join in the online destruction. But actually pay money/go out of my way to watch? Never again.

    • @Thynqikan
      @Thynqikan 5 років тому +3

      @@Bullitt3401 completely agree.

  • @penske_material
    @penske_material 5 років тому +122

    You forgot to mention how BB8 killed every guard off screen to help Finn escape at the casino, and how also *off screen* BB8 teamed up with DJ stole a ship and rescued Finn a second time.

    • @basteagui
      @basteagui 5 років тому +9

      ​@Revan yeah, astromech droids weren't designed for combat.
      which means it's ridiculous for bb8 to be so effective

    • @Khadimal-DayyanSafiRehman
      @Khadimal-DayyanSafiRehman 5 років тому +1

      Jaziz Krist that scene was disgusting and unnecessary

    • @basteagui
      @basteagui 5 років тому +2

      @@Khadimal-DayyanSafiRehman every scene involving rose tico was disgusting

    • @KaosNova2
      @KaosNova2 5 років тому

      @@Wowbagger86 Statement, I am a superior murder machine because I have memes, meatbag!

    • @carlosdcf8268
      @carlosdcf8268 5 років тому +1

      Man, BB8 saving Finn and that asían woman from phasma was the most ridiculous shit ever seen in SW, for real, jar jar getting his tongue stick in the pot racer was far better than that shit

  • @ryaquaza3offical
    @ryaquaza3offical 5 років тому +689

    Still not as good as the chase scene in The Amazing Bulk

  • @vlenhoff
    @vlenhoff 2 роки тому +3

    I love your The Last Jedi material. Your calm and relaxed demeanor makes them even better. I'd watch any of your videos any day, before I ever watch The last jedi ever again. There is nothing about that movie I can enjoy, nothing.

  • @Jacobi.G
    @Jacobi.G 5 років тому +1950

    I am legitimately 100% serious when I say, I really wish that this movie could be erased from my memory. It was that bad. And it definitely wasn’t Star Wars.

    • @Kind_Dark
      @Kind_Dark 5 років тому +10

      Jacob Gálvez but it was star wars

    • @Jacobi.G
      @Jacobi.G 5 років тому +53

      subtotal gecko “Not to me”

    • @edgarjacksby1402
      @edgarjacksby1402 5 років тому +4

      Jacob Gálvez Not a great sequel, I’ll agree to that. But a great Star Wars movie to me.

    • @jooheeuhm4
      @jooheeuhm4 5 років тому +74

      Seriously... at this point, I would be COMPLETELY okay with Rey waking up in Episode 9, "It was just a bad dream" to all the Episode 8

    • @Trazynn
      @Trazynn 5 років тому +26

      It's quite amazing that they had five years to prepare that movie.

  • @TheBlond49
    @TheBlond49 5 років тому +134

    Rose Tico is just the worst, that scene with Finn, the dialogue, the action, the consequence, it makes absolute no sense

    • @fearedjames
      @fearedjames 5 років тому +5

      I'll defend TLJ, but fuck Rose. Insultingly annoying character.

    • @viperblitz11
      @viperblitz11 5 років тому +12

      @@fearedjamesIt's a shame, really. I've heard her actress is a really wonderful woman. Didn't deserve to be dealt such a shitty role.

    • @InfernosReaper
      @InfernosReaper 5 років тому +1

      It's like she's so out of touch with reality. The reason they hate the First Order is because it's killing those they love. The only want to save those you love is to kill that which you hate.

    • @cryogenicwaif4688
      @cryogenicwaif4688 5 років тому +3

      Rose, Finn and Rey are the worst character I have ever seen in cinema, Finn is just as much of a mary sue as Rey is and Rose is just useless!

    • @Nomsaiyan
      @Nomsaiyan 5 років тому +2

      i thought it was unnecessary

  • @jaden8811
    @jaden8811 5 років тому +2252

    These movies make the prequels look like masterpieces.

    • @benkoch621
      @benkoch621 5 років тому +425

      I like the Prequels

    • @GrimmtokiAMV
      @GrimmtokiAMV 5 років тому +10

      No

    • @ccsecond
      @ccsecond 5 років тому +14

      Grimm yes

    • @s52pana
      @s52pana 5 років тому +99

      2 words. POD..... RACING. Ide watch a spinoff about pod racing.

    • @manolgeorgiev9664
      @manolgeorgiev9664 5 років тому +85

      Prequils are 👌👌👌

  • @SeriviusR
    @SeriviusR 3 роки тому +4

    That Lord of the Rings "Should we stand in front of the door or behind it?" ... "Are you fucking stupid??" just had me laughing for so long, thank you sir xD

  • @diokosa7001
    @diokosa7001 5 років тому +85

    6:54 "what military genius thought of this"
    I dunno but I assume the same person who led the defence of winterfell against the night king only this time without his sunglasses.

  • @jedijam91
    @jedijam91 5 років тому +108

    The Supremacy and all the other First Order ships had enough fighters to conquer an entire star system and they send 3.

    • @italianstallion389
      @italianstallion389 5 років тому +5

      @ciga daze it's explained they let them escape. That said, it is an issue only sending 3. Instead of that they could have had the fleet overwhelmed instead of dying one by one.

    • @mannydavis7708
      @mannydavis7708 5 років тому +6

      @ciga daze But Darth (it was his name before it became a title) says something like "several fighters have separated from the main group, you two come with me", and he was dealing with them quite happily & would have got Luke if Han turned up 5 seconds later

    • @jakethejoat455
      @jakethejoat455 5 років тому +10

      Ciga Daze You need to rewatch A New Hope because some of the more subtle elements seem to have gone over your head. Stormtroopers throughout the OT had orders to take the heroes alive so were never shooting to kill. Also, the Empire didn’t consider the Rebel fighters a threat to the Death Star so didn’t want to waste resources by sending TIEs out. Vader was the only one to recognize the threat to the station and sent out his personal squadron, who I might add, wiped out roughly 16 rebels despite being outnumbered at least 4:1. (Not including Vader’s kills either)

  • @ltwt1938
    @ltwt1938 5 років тому +177

    "Its not a bout fighting what we hate. It's about saving what we love."
    Well 1, you just about killed Finn
    2, the rest of the resistance is gonna die now because you saved that giant cannon (Yeah I know they don't die but she didn't know that Rey and Lukes hologram were gonna save the day)

    • @austinjaynes8203
      @austinjaynes8203 5 років тому +25

      Not to mention if she let finn destroy the canon luke wouldnt have had to sacrifice himself for the resistance

    • @mrandrossguy9871
      @mrandrossguy9871 5 років тому +5

      I Don't Give A Fuck! So she loved the cannon XD

    • @VorpalSlade
      @VorpalSlade 5 років тому +1

      Luke's hologram I'm dying ahaha

    • @nightmareTomek
      @nightmareTomek 5 років тому +2

      Dumb woman, it's not about saving what we hate.

    • @jmaster2855
      @jmaster2855 5 років тому +11

      3, Finn wasn't destroying the cannon out of spite for the First Order, he was trying to save his friends. His whole reason for wanting to leave is to get with Rey and protect her. He leaves with Rose to stop the Supremacy and save the Resistance. Finn isn't out for vengeance at any point of the film, yet Rose acts like that's what he was doing and-
      4, Admiral Holdo and Rose's *own sister* Paige did the *exact* same thing... IN THE SAME MOVIE! And both of those paid off and saved the Resistance! Sure, we don't know for sure whether or not Finn's Independence Day-I'm BAAAACK! "plan" would have worked, but the same can easily be said for Holdo's jump and Paige's bombing.
      God I hope Rose is a First Order spy, would make more sense for her to be intentionally sabotaging the Resistance's chances than to be actually a good individual.

  • @enderboxeye
    @enderboxeye 3 роки тому +5

    The timeline in my mind:
    1. Episode I - The Phantom Menace.
    2. Episode II - Attack Of The Clones.
    3. The Clone Wars series (2003).
    4. The Clone Wars movie (2008).
    5. The Clone Wars Seasons 1-7, Episode 9 (2008-2020).
    6. Episode III - Revenge of The Sith.
    7. The Clone Wars Season 7, Episode 9 - Season 7, Episode 12.
    8. The Bad Batch.
    9. Solo.
    10. Rebels.
    11. Rogue One.
    12. Episode IV - A New Hope.
    13. Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back.
    14. Episode VI - Return of The Jedi.
    15. The Mandalorian.
    *and that’s the end*

    • @sunsetsky9885
      @sunsetsky9885 3 роки тому

      Eh idk I don’t consider any Disney Star Wars canon. Not just because I don’t like them but because George didn’t make them