The Crimes of Grindelwald - Ruining a Franchise

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  • @taltamir
    @taltamir 5 років тому +4202

    >Hogwarts did not always have bathrooms
    The entire plot of the chamber of secrets is that one of the founders of hogwarts had created a secret chamber in a bathroom when he created the school, so he could shove his snake in there

    • @Samrules888
      @Samrules888 5 років тому +50

      @@healsthefeels-eso1053 right because that's not more convoluted than the gordian knot

    • @sethfinberg348
      @sethfinberg348 5 років тому +248

      And the Basilisk was secretly able to move about the school by means of the pipes/plumbing.

    • @LiveHedgehog
      @LiveHedgehog 5 років тому +272

      The real question is, why is the plumbing in Hogwarts so massive that a giant snake can slither in them without getting stuck?

    • @brothermanben7140
      @brothermanben7140 5 років тому +350

      @@LiveHedgehog Wizards take big shits

    • @RuberDildo
      @RuberDildo 5 років тому +108

      The basilisk is actually a metaphor for pro-abortion.

  • @communismwithgiggles2515
    @communismwithgiggles2515 4 роки тому +10139

    J.K. Rowling's probably one of the only authors in the world where the *fans* are the ones saying "Stop sending me this shit."

    • @CycloneEffect22
      @CycloneEffect22 4 роки тому +120

      Communism With Giggles
      Russo Brothers: “Hold our beers!”

    • @timchiu501
      @timchiu501 4 роки тому +276

      Star Wars after Disney’s purchase

    • @galinor7
      @galinor7 4 роки тому +43

      Star woke Trek.

    • @itarfer
      @itarfer 4 роки тому +2

      Communism With Giggles XD

    • @itarfer
      @itarfer 4 роки тому +10

      CycloneEffect22 communism is all giggles when you do it right

  • @Nuvizzle
    @Nuvizzle 5 років тому +14528

    Imagine if a series called "Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them" was actually about fantastic beasts, and perhaps even where to find them. Seriously all they had to do was a magical nature documentary.

    • @legerdemain444
      @legerdemain444 5 років тому +1481

      That's what I was expecting to see when I watched the first movie. The book "Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them" was just fictional textbook on magical animals.

    • @krzysztofcieslewicz962
      @krzysztofcieslewicz962 5 років тому +104

      YES!

    • @karlijns4816
      @karlijns4816 5 років тому +1177

      especially as she announced the location of other wizarding schools around that time, thought newt would travel the world finding and researching magical creatures while interacting with different wizarding cultures.

    • @tremor230
      @tremor230 5 років тому +130

      Wizard Steve Hirwing

    • @kennethsatria6607
      @kennethsatria6607 5 років тому +232

      I would've very much love that. But I don't know if the general audience would. Like at all. we basically got the best of it in the first movie.

  • @Heidegaff
    @Heidegaff 2 роки тому +3052

    I like how Ezra Miller ends up being the surprise villain, just like in real life.

  • @adamfletcher6032
    @adamfletcher6032 4 роки тому +10574

    The funniest part about the “was there ever a *insert nationality* character” joke is the fact that the token Chinese character was named Cho Chang and the Irish character was named Seamus Finnegan

    • @IndianaJoneFan24
      @IndianaJoneFan24 4 роки тому +2306

      And the Irish character in the movie was given a running gag of blowing things up

    • @RoyalKnightVIII
      @RoyalKnightVIII 4 роки тому +680

      @@IndianaJoneFan24 like right after the Troubles too

    • @rico_1617
      @rico_1617 4 роки тому +118

      Eduardo Cooper But at least then it would come off like a joke

    • @crabbieappleton
      @crabbieappleton 4 роки тому +385

      @@IndianaJoneFan24 And trying to turn water into rum. Not even whisky, too. Rum.

    • @djfoster720
      @djfoster720 4 роки тому +132

      crabbieappleton I guess I will have to find out whether Seamus is canonically ginger, that would be the breaking point

  • @itsjustbree9267
    @itsjustbree9267 4 роки тому +3532

    "I'm not mad that you wrote a story about straight white kids. I'm just mad that you keep lying to me." Yep that just about sums it up.

    • @amberrj.
      @amberrj. 4 роки тому +25

      Yes!💯 I liked that line too lol.

    • @FireWithADotInFrontOfTheName
      @FireWithADotInFrontOfTheName 4 роки тому +13

      Bruh i was going to read this commdnt then i heard he saying it

    • @MinishMoosen
      @MinishMoosen 4 роки тому +156

      Forgot to mention her constant hating of trans people, which she also lied about repeatedly. This time the act is worse than the lie though.

    • @RevoltingPeasant123
      @RevoltingPeasant123 4 роки тому +18

      @@MinishMoosen You deserve an award for the most creative use of the expression 'constant hating' in existence.

    • @MinishMoosen
      @MinishMoosen 4 роки тому +60

      @world leader It doesn't matter what excuse you use. One could say "biology isn't bigotry" to justify racial segregation or any other blatant discrimination. Nobody's falling for it.

  • @evelynway3633
    @evelynway3633 5 років тому +4919

    It’s almost like J.K didn’t even read her own books...

    • @pakito546
      @pakito546 5 років тому +91

      Evelyn Way she just forgot, like the potion with jacob....or remembered one of those two

    • @isaacmcpherson1855
      @isaacmcpherson1855 5 років тому +28

      Evelyn Way Well, she didn’t. I believe I read her saying that she never read over her books again after writing them.

    • @lemmyboy4107
      @lemmyboy4107 4 роки тому +39

      @@pakito546 That was like:
      J.K : " Then jacob comes in and ..."
      Some randome guy who actually knows the story: "Yeah but didnt he forget evrything?"
      J.K : "Ah yeah, no problem he didnt forget anything"
      Some randome guy who actually knows the story: "Wait... WHAT???!"

    • @asmahasmalaria8596
      @asmahasmalaria8596 4 роки тому +78

      The problem with Rowling is, because she obviously never had a plan for the HP series and universe, she makes her plan up as she goes along and it shows in the bad worldbuilding overall. It has shown in plotholes in the HP series and ,more damning, in the fantasic beasts series.

    • @mynameuhhhleg
      @mynameuhhhleg 4 роки тому +8

      @@Valancet she didn't write it

  • @alhorane2463
    @alhorane2463 2 роки тому +2134

    “Were there any arab students at hogwarts?”
    JKR “yes, Mohammad bin laden,Slytherin”

    • @karolinakuc4783
      @karolinakuc4783 Рік тому +258

      Falafel Halal, Slytherin expelled for trying to set school on fire with use of fire blowing chickens he was breeding illegally

    • @TCHorwood-xq7mw
      @TCHorwood-xq7mw Рік тому +2

      genuine LOL!

    • @MF-ty2zn1
      @MF-ty2zn1 Рік тому +163

      Native Americans?
      "Pocahontas Tiger Lily, Gryffindor."

    • @BallyBoy95
      @BallyBoy95 9 місяців тому +68

      Indians?
      Gandhi Patel, Hufflepuff.

    • @youtube-kit9450
      @youtube-kit9450 8 місяців тому +31

      The worst part about it truly is that Anthony Goldstein wasn't even a spur of the moment lapse of judgment - the guy actually existed since book 1 and it's just how Rowling names people... ofc we knew that since Cho Chang, but yeah.

  • @rollingon5566
    @rollingon5566 5 років тому +2788

    The plot is basically the equivalent of asking a biologist to join the CIA or he can't go to Borneo

    • @Dingus7696
      @Dingus7696 5 років тому +24

      Hahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

    • @rasmuskock8077
      @rasmuskock8077 5 років тому +69

      That would actually make for a fantastic movie

    • @КОМБИНАТ-т1ъ
      @КОМБИНАТ-т1ъ 5 років тому +5

      Oh, this is where Gulag was copied from.

    • @jonathankey6444
      @jonathankey6444 5 років тому +34

      First of all, how surprised are we given Harry Potter was a mediocre magician who defeated the worst dark lord history had seen. Also, it’s specified that Newt Scamander is a very gifted magic user who is also very intelligent, and he’s good friends with Dumbledore and his brother is one is a big deal in the security department. Way more believable than Harry Potter.

    • @karolinakuc4783
      @karolinakuc4783 Рік тому +3

      These creatures were actually incredibly powerful. Bite of Billywig (blue beatle from1rst movie) makes one levitate, Thunderbird can cause a storm, Demiguise is invisible and can see fututure 1 minute ahead. You could do a lot with it provided you are creative. But WB recently just isn't. They made some really questionable decisions like firing Johny Depp from 2nd movie just because of gossips and not making Henry Cavill Superman

  • @246trinitrotoluene
    @246trinitrotoluene 5 років тому +3243

    "We are now rooting for characters who are trying to stop a man who is trying to stop the holocaust from happening."
    Great line lol.

    • @HeavyMetalBeliever
      @HeavyMetalBeliever 5 років тому +205

      You'd think that the wizarding world (in Harry Potter) would have wanted to stop World War 2. It's weird that they didn't consider that Grindelwald ACTUALLY HAD A POINT.

    • @bobthet-rex2718
      @bobthet-rex2718 5 років тому +63

      @Steel4 the funny part is that he really did and he actually didn't seem to be that bad of a guy (besides the killing part)

    • @HeavyMetalBeliever
      @HeavyMetalBeliever 5 років тому +91

      @@bobthet-rex2718 I was actually willing to side with Grindelwald before he floated the possibility of killing millions of people. And, I'd go further than that and say that GRINDELWALD was the rational one.

    • @angiemitic4520
      @angiemitic4520 5 років тому +23

      As far as I can remember, it was in Harry Potter that Grindelwald was behind Hitler in the first place. I could be wrong, but as far as I remember it was mentioned somewhere.

    • @angiemitic4520
      @angiemitic4520 5 років тому +44

      @Dirk-Ulrich Heise Not really. Just that he had wizards to help him indoctrinate an entire nation and maybe even provide some ideas. After all, the number of people that died during the WWII would've played into Grindelwalds plan to 'exterminate' as many muggles as possible in a short amount of time. Think of him as more of a willing pawn...if he wasn't being controlled that is...the world will never know.

  • @jebbryant6522
    @jebbryant6522 4 роки тому +6779

    This movie confirms that Grindelwald is better than Voldemort after all he manages to kill a baby

    • @jebbryant6522
      @jebbryant6522 4 роки тому +260

      Robbie Reijman dude do you need a hug or something? That’s not even what the word baby means but let’s forget that for now. What’s wrong man? Are you having a bad week?

    • @maxis2778
      @maxis2778 4 роки тому +93

      @Robbie Reijman is this guy coming at a baby 🤔

    • @atharvadeshpande4749
      @atharvadeshpande4749 4 роки тому +43

      @Robbie Reijman r/woosh

    • @jebbryant6522
      @jebbryant6522 4 роки тому +15

      Patrick Dy she probably didn’t because as we all know a mothers love can deflect a killing curse but I like to think she did do it and that’s why he gets his second in command to do the killing so if the mother loved the baby a prophecy would’ve said the baby grows up to kill his second in command

    • @rickardrakkoon2500
      @rickardrakkoon2500 4 роки тому +1

      Nuff said

  • @KickflipDave
    @KickflipDave 2 роки тому +539

    “Tina is looking for Ezra Miller so she can arrest him.” She’s the real hero of this story 16:30

  • @TheKartana
    @TheKartana 5 років тому +3208

    A plot twist doesn’t mean anything if you don’t understand what the plot is.

    • @turtleanton6539
      @turtleanton6539 5 років тому +44

      Too true👏👏👏🤣🤣

    • @bongle_dongle747
      @bongle_dongle747 5 років тому +240

      Correction: A plot twist doesn't work if there isn't a plot.

    • @cliffto6
      @cliffto6 5 років тому +43

      THIS!!! The whole time im watching i was like.... Uh ... What.... Huh.... Wah..?

    • @aplant179
      @aplant179 5 років тому +26

      as a casual viewer i enjoyed the film
      but , still don’t understand the ending

    • @joelee5986
      @joelee5986 5 років тому +22

      yeah deadass i spent the entire film super confused n telling myself 'yh im just dumb ill get it later when i google it' then the twist happens and im like 'wtf'
      so later i google it anyways and i sigh in relief cuz im not dumb its just a dumb ass film

  • @CropDudia480p
    @CropDudia480p 4 роки тому +2126

    It seems J.K. Rowling never read 'Hogwarts: A History'

    • @maverickdarkrath4780
      @maverickdarkrath4780 4 роки тому +87

      I don't think she ever actually read her own books after there incial release

    • @CropDudia480p
      @CropDudia480p 4 роки тому +43

      @@maverickdarkrath4780 Just wrote 'em and never touched them again

    • @XX-um1du
      @XX-um1du 4 роки тому +40

      I don’t think she paid attention in Professor Binns’ class either

    • @DarthUchiha91
      @DarthUchiha91 4 роки тому +6

      No one reads that book lol

    • @CropDudia480p
      @CropDudia480p 4 роки тому +27

      @@DarthUchiha91 I know. I was just trying to emulate a Hermione-ish thing to say if that makes sense

  • @aacsmiles
    @aacsmiles 3 роки тому +9697

    I'm still so utterly baffled by JK's response to the question of "are there jewish kids at hogwarts?" Instead of just going with the obvious, "Hogwarts teaches every magical kid in the British Isles. Of course there's jewish students." She just goes, "you get one."

    • @bleedingmasque.6193
      @bleedingmasque.6193 3 роки тому +1075

      She's clearly got some sort of issues with narcissism.

    • @darkprose
      @darkprose 3 роки тому +581

      Some people flourish on Twitter in a bad way. Rowling and Trump immediately come to mind. They aren’t terribly different. I think you’re right, Bleeding Masque-narcissism.

    • @vinnregi4882
      @vinnregi4882 3 роки тому +844

      And she also named him Anthony GOLDSTEIN. Racists can't come up with this shit xD Like, why not Benjamin Moneybank??? xD

    • @paulanderson6834
      @paulanderson6834 3 роки тому +299

      I always assumed the goblins in the bank were representative of the group you mentioned.

    • @Xehanort10
      @Xehanort10 3 роки тому +123

      And it was a minor character no one knew anything about other than his name.

  • @lucalinadreemur9448
    @lucalinadreemur9448 2 роки тому +803

    Wait, if wizards just didn't have plumbing till the 18th century when plumbing was invented by muggles how did Salazar Slytherin utilize the plumbing system to lead to his secret chamber?
    Also, they just went wherever they stood? Nobody ever thought to step outside, or utilize the chamber pots that absolutely existed in those days?

    • @hello-wl7pk
      @hello-wl7pk 2 роки тому +66

      that’s a good question. we see tom riddle leading the snake around but if he wasn’t using the plumbing how tf wasn’t he seen

    • @MizterMoonshine
      @MizterMoonshine 2 роки тому +15

      Just dont think about it bro

    • @RustedBuddy5192
      @RustedBuddy5192 Рік тому +52

      @@MizterMoonshine Tom Riddle and the Chamber Pot of Dumbledore's Secrets

    • @MizterMoonshine
      @MizterMoonshine Рік тому +40

      @@RustedBuddy5192 Salazar Slytherin and the Hidden Entrance to the Chamber of Secrets he built in the Middle Ages under 20th century plumbing

    • @lycianempire
      @lycianempire Рік тому +23

      It's not as if plumbing has existed in some fashion since at least the Roman Empire

  • @matchington1148
    @matchington1148 4 роки тому +5568

    Why weren’t there any Native Americans at Hogwarts?
    JK Rowling: Pocahontas Mohawk, Native American wizard, Gryffindor.

    • @phantorange3801
      @phantorange3801 4 роки тому +90

      POCAHONTAS MOHAWK XD!

    • @norgepalm7315
      @norgepalm7315 4 роки тому +51

      @@phantorange3801 did you just unironically ecksdee

    • @salt-x4o
      @salt-x4o 4 роки тому +40

      Because the school was in Europe

    • @michaelsteadman3292
      @michaelsteadman3292 4 роки тому +29

      Dumbledores mom was half Native American

    • @MultiBigbird01
      @MultiBigbird01 4 роки тому +11

      Because there are no native americans or mexicans in the UK.

  • @julius5346
    @julius5346 4 роки тому +1954

    The Thing with the bathrooms actually creates a plothole.
    Remember where the entrance to the Chamber of Secrets was ?

    • @ppsczoologylecturerpreparation
      @ppsczoologylecturerpreparation 4 роки тому +309

      Another stupid explanation says, it wasn't barred by a bathroom at 1st, but later bathrooms were made on top of it.
      Problem. > who engraved the snake on the tap?

    • @bobbi7011
      @bobbi7011 4 роки тому +397

      @@ppsczoologylecturerpreparation clearly it was anthony goldstein, ravenclaw

    • @kaiyao2766
      @kaiyao2766 4 роки тому +37

      @@bobbi7011 Can this thread please continue?! ... this is great comedy!

    • @beccag2758
      @beccag2758 4 роки тому +46

      Bobbi W but he isn't the right age!
      _UNLESS_ he's using a time turner!!!:/

    • @LouisVuitton1
      @LouisVuitton1 4 роки тому +11

      When they fought the troll inside the bathroom

  • @estromberg5153
    @estromberg5153 5 років тому +2197

    Honestly, I think Fantastic Beasts would've worked better as a TV show, where we can see Newt and his friends get up to lots of different magizoological shenanigans and develop rather than trying to make Newt part of this big overarching plot that seems to drown him a bit.
    The whole Dumbledore/Grindelwald thing would work as a trilogy if Rowling focused more on taking them from their Godric's Hollow days up to the final duel and how their relationship becomes fraught as their ideals grow further apart. Really focus on the emotional core of the story and give more development to characters like Ariana and Aberforth rather than trying to retcon new characters and going for crazy plot twists

    • @Lacuya4ever
      @Lacuya4ever 5 років тому +62

      That already exists. It's called Pokémon.

    • @Miguel_morales99
      @Miguel_morales99 5 років тому +79

      To add on to your idea. If they wanted to really connect the FB series with the harry potter series they could throw in hagrid into the series due to his fondness towards strange creatures like newt. Have hagrid be the muscle while newt be the brains

    • @thatsallreviews
      @thatsallreviews 5 років тому +19

      So like Mandalorian but Harry Potter?

    • @kelliecanscan3364
      @kelliecanscan3364 4 роки тому +19

      Damn..... you should of written the script hahaha

    • @enjoisk8ing37
      @enjoisk8ing37 4 роки тому +2

      pls for the love you anything decent help Rowling

  • @Lina-py5wm
    @Lina-py5wm Рік тому +291

    Another continuity error is making Dumbledore the DADA teacher. He wasn't. He was the Transfiguration teacher before he became Headmaster after Dippet dipped out. IDK, just a small thing that really pisses me off

    • @rileymachelle4088
      @rileymachelle4088 9 місяців тому +50

      This is written by JK Rowling as well. The author herself forgot about her own book lol.
      Like, I get it if she can't remember details like that because of how much material there is to commit to memory, but at that point just do what George R.R. Martin does. He hires a group of dedicated fans who will proofread whatever he's working on so that they can point out any small details that may contradict his previous books.

    • @bradylehman6406
      @bradylehman6406 9 місяців тому +7

      @@rileymachelle4088That’s pretty cool!

    • @GLEPPPPP
      @GLEPPPPP 7 місяців тому +2

      @@bradylehman6406 agreed

    • @GalvyTheTom
      @GalvyTheTom 6 місяців тому +5

      Going off movie continuity alone, Dumbledore seems much older in Tom Riddle's memory than he does here, so he _could_ have changed his position for whatever reason. Weak explanation I know but still

  • @keiichi8191
    @keiichi8191 4 роки тому +898

    Grindelwald: "We have to kill all the muggles in order to prevent some of them from killing other muggles. Look! If we don't, they'll build this weapon called an 'atom bomb' that has the potential to destroy entire cities! Now stand back as I summon these two magic dragons with the intent of destroying this entire city."
    Makes perfect sense.

    • @Xehanort10
      @Xehanort10 4 роки тому +71

      They wrote themselves into a corner basically. Grindlewald had a point and they realised they made him seem almost heroic so they had to have him do a random villainous thing to contradict it.

    • @Xehanort10
      @Xehanort10 4 роки тому +51

      They wanted him to be a well intentioned extremist villain like X-Men's Magneto who had good intentions but went too far and went the wrong way about it but they failed at making him that.

    • @miaallen6161
      @miaallen6161 4 роки тому +3

      Keiichi81 after hearing that i honestly would have just fucking left.

    • @7own878
      @7own878 4 роки тому

      I like how in the original series Grindelwald went crazy mostly because of his powers provided by the elder staff.
      But I think that Ron and Dumbledore are the same person so don't listen to me.

    • @alyssahansen1400
      @alyssahansen1400 4 роки тому +2

      To be fair, fascists and cult leaders aren't exactly known for being logical.

  • @Snowunicorn1snow2
    @Snowunicorn1snow2 3 роки тому +2724

    Maybe Grindelwald looks the way he does because he was going through a very intense breakup from a very intense sexual relationship at the time.

    • @shubhroy7960
      @shubhroy7960 3 роки тому +49

      Hilarious! 😂

    • @cas3571
      @cas3571 2 роки тому +33

      This is canon.

    • @ddg4169
      @ddg4169 2 роки тому +23

      you forgot to put abusive before relationship.

    • @ruansasa289
      @ruansasa289 2 роки тому +10

      @@ddg4169 but, he is the abuser

    • @Dommbuscus
      @Dommbuscus 2 роки тому +6

      @@ruansasa289 That's just not true

  • @nickthemich
    @nickthemich 3 роки тому +7682

    "were there any Greek students at Hogwarts?"
    JK: Yes, Hercules Sparta Yogurt, Gryffindor

    • @patchwurk6652
      @patchwurk6652 3 роки тому +364

      Hercules Sparta Yogurt sounds like the name of some excessively over-masculine Powerthirst yogurt.

    • @clare-sv3do
      @clare-sv3do 3 роки тому +143

      I'm e v a p o r a t i n g this is pure gold

    • @clare-sv3do
      @clare-sv3do 3 роки тому +92

      @@zincirbozan31 I think it's because tons of ppl eat greek yogurt lol

    • @clare-sv3do
      @clare-sv3do 3 роки тому +8

      @@zincirbozan31 Lol

    • @elasticharmony
      @elasticharmony 3 роки тому +8

      Dumbledore & Grindelwald are greek not gay

  • @vanessapham6914
    @vanessapham6914 2 роки тому +1033

    imagine if we had a gag series where Newt is like Steve Irwin going around showing us animals in the wizarding world and he is collecting information for his book. so much wasted potential lol

    • @karolinakuc4783
      @karolinakuc4783 Рік тому +65

      Or him at Hogwarts making bonds with his beasts Niffler and Pickett, pranking Hogwarts mates with them and awkward dates with Leta Lestrange

    • @LUR1FAX
      @LUR1FAX Рік тому +21

      And then he gets killed by a dang fish.

    • @RJKilroy
      @RJKilroy Рік тому +19

      I would watch the shit out of that tbh

    • @dysmissme7343
      @dysmissme7343 Рік тому +13

      WRITE THAT FANFIC OHMYGOD

    • @zellalaing5439
      @zellalaing5439 10 місяців тому +3

      Yesssss or Nige Marvin, love that guy, would be great.

  • @thatweirdowlhatgirl4671
    @thatweirdowlhatgirl4671 3 роки тому +6939

    “were there any German students at Hogwarts?”
    JKR: “yes, Schnitzel Luftwaffe Lederhosen, Slytherin”

    • @elirchi9214
      @elirchi9214 3 роки тому +119

      AHHAHAHSHAFSHF "SCHNITZEL"

    • @eliseesbjornsson4981
      @eliseesbjornsson4981 3 роки тому +149

      Grandson of Hitler himself

    • @nessierey6721
      @nessierey6721 3 роки тому +11

      Now you’re just being mean lol

    • @EagleSpirit88
      @EagleSpirit88 3 роки тому +130

      "Your true name is Schnitzel... Hitler"

    • @beth5627
      @beth5627 3 роки тому +64

      How dare you say that Schnitzel is german?! Why not Bratwurst? Or Frankfurter Würstchen? But not friggin Schnitzel!

  • @alphashitlord1446
    @alphashitlord1446 5 років тому +5050

    No one:
    JK Rowling: Grindlewald killed Biggie and Tupac

    • @davidwuhrer6704
      @davidwuhrer6704 5 років тому +38

      What about Falco?

    • @alphashitlord1446
      @alphashitlord1446 5 років тому +131

      @@davidwuhrer6704 that was the bus driver from Prisoner of Azkaban

    • @CyanideOwl
      @CyanideOwl 5 років тому +17

      Shouldn't it be:
      'Everyone: '

    • @rai4119
      @rai4119 5 років тому +1

      @@CyanideOwl Yeah, but A for effort

    • @gokuashnaruto
      @gokuashnaruto 5 років тому +5

      I thought Mista killed them.

  • @discomacabre1
    @discomacabre1 3 роки тому +5287

    "Were there any Chinese wizards?"
    JK Rowling: "yes, Cho Chang."
    wait...

  • @TomSistermans
    @TomSistermans Рік тому +305

    "Are there any Dutch students at Hogwarts?"
    JKR: "Windmill van Weedclogs, Ravenclaw"

    • @PiroKUSS
      @PiroKUSS 11 місяців тому +18

      Jan van Klootzak, Hufflepuff

  • @cheeseyoger
    @cheeseyoger 3 роки тому +3707

    I was honestly stoked for a trilogy of just going around to different places and seeing the magical beasts that lived there

    • @erikperhs_
      @erikperhs_ 3 роки тому +402

      It would be amazing! The Brazilian school is in the middle of the Amazon forest and the students are specialized in magizoology and herbology. It would totally make sense if Newt just went there to study the creatures.

    • @hstsvstyve
      @hstsvstyve 3 роки тому +287

      Or even just like a fake documentary..like a small slice of life harry potter tv series where they study the beasts, go to different schools

    • @erikperhs_
      @erikperhs_ 3 роки тому +72

      @@hstsvstyve omg it would be amazing if it was made in the documentary format!!!

    • @brianschofield4419
      @brianschofield4419 3 роки тому +38

      @@hstsvstyve just like the fantastic beast books! Mostly informational!!

    • @reikunator9066
      @reikunator9066 3 роки тому +17

      @@erikperhs_ goddamn your comment is making me even more curious, I'm craving it now

  • @lonelyhunter990
    @lonelyhunter990 5 років тому +5352

    Nobody:
    J.K. Rowling: Professor Mcgonagall is actually a lesbian stripper with five children and a prosthetic leg

    • @Connorthecatsdad
      @Connorthecatsdad 5 років тому +342

      Don't give her any ideas

    • @Yarsig
      @Yarsig 5 років тому +388

      She's also 75% native american.

    • @Spektiv
      @Spektiv 5 років тому +43

      MisguidedTotalWar Literally Jessica Lange on American Horror Story

    • @tabithak.9923
      @tabithak.9923 5 років тому +47

      Tbh that'd be pretty lit

    • @caterpillarattitude8286
      @caterpillarattitude8286 5 років тому +86

      And she’s a Muslim.

  • @wulpeswulpes9574
    @wulpeswulpes9574 3 роки тому +2973

    "Were there any Antarctic students at Hogwarts?"
    JKR: yes; Skipper, Private, Rico and Kowalski

  • @jwoodsonmusic
    @jwoodsonmusic Рік тому +822

    “Were there any German students at Hogwarts?”
    JKR: “Yes. Heinz Adolf Bratwurst, Hufflepuff.”

    • @ReindeerD
      @ReindeerD 10 місяців тому +10

      Hahahah of course she wouldn’t put him in Slytherin 😂😂

    • @idisplaypace2411
      @idisplaypace2411 7 місяців тому +1

      ​@@ReindeerDwhat is ur point?

    • @ReindeerD
      @ReindeerD 7 місяців тому

      @@idisplaypace2411 if a guy is named Adolf and as as stereotypical as the rest of her characters, he probably belongs in slytherin

    • @idisplaypace2411
      @idisplaypace2411 7 місяців тому +1

      @@ReindeerD Yes, so why did you say "of course she wouldn't put him in slytherin"

  • @Mutantgamer
    @Mutantgamer 4 роки тому +2550

    Dudley was actually Voldemort's son all along and had an intense sexual relationship with Harry.

    • @ioncekilledamanwithmyshoe
      @ioncekilledamanwithmyshoe 4 роки тому +244

      Mutantgamer stop, you’re giving new ideas to jk Rowling.

    • @phamapollo3175
      @phamapollo3175 4 роки тому +81

      Minus the relation to Voldemort, it would actually be a typical crush-on-the-bully plot line in gay fiction

    • @entertain7us148
      @entertain7us148 4 роки тому +9

      GAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHA

    • @TheBlockWIzard
      @TheBlockWIzard 4 роки тому +27

      I would not be surprised if that was the new canon. Especially since Harry having part of Voldemort's soul would kinda make the whole thing incest which JK probably sees as progressive :P

    • @uneterostardust8233
      @uneterostardust8233 4 роки тому +11

      777 likes, This is going to materialize as truth in the real world.

  • @rayenaouadi3190
    @rayenaouadi3190 3 роки тому +4116

    Where there any Canadian students at hogwarts?
    J.K. : Yes, Maple “Thank you” Syrup, Gryffindor

  • @santiagod.9679
    @santiagod.9679 5 років тому +3436

    professor X: what´s your power?
    J.K Rowling: I can rewrite the past of fictional characters.
    gay professor X: Interesting
    Credits to the unknown creator of this joke. Thank you for making us laugh so much.

    • @Todie85
      @Todie85 5 років тому +112

      That should really straighten Magneto out, eh?

    • @jonathantruong7069
      @jonathantruong7069 5 років тому +60

      Extremely original joke.

    • @Todie85
      @Todie85 5 років тому +47

      @@jonathantruong7069 I regret nothing.

    • @JasonMomoaFan332
      @JasonMomoaFan332 5 років тому +8

      Santiago Detang HILARIOUS AND ORIGINAL

    • @chickensandwich2193
      @chickensandwich2193 5 років тому +3

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 LOL XD 😂😂😂😂😂🌞😂😂😂😂😂

  • @casperrabbit7254
    @casperrabbit7254 2 роки тому +1096

    I'm honestly stunned that a published author can't come forward and say
    "I know I said Hermione is white in the books, the jackets for the books show her as being white, and I picked a white actress to play her in the movies, but I'm fine with a black actress playing her in the show so long as she's a good actress" or "Hogwarts takes in students from across the UK and Ireland so there's students of every major religion in attendance"
    And instead feels the need to retcon her own work to shoehorn in diversity she didn't add before, or pull some stereotypical name out of a hat and claim they're the token (minority) character

    • @anonymoushuman8443
      @anonymoushuman8443 2 роки тому +63

      She tried to please a certain crowd and in the end it all backfired since they ended up canceling her anyway.

    • @LargeInCharge77
      @LargeInCharge77 Рік тому

      Its beyond pathetic. Oh no my characters are white, how awful of me, better just make some shit up on the spot to please the angry mob.

    • @homeperson11244
      @homeperson11244 Рік тому +5

      Sounds like she doesn't do it with content. i felt it was someone came to her backdoor and gave ultimatum to her to made it diverse or they would cut her funding. Which you could see at the end, very half-ass with.

    • @karolinakuc4783
      @karolinakuc4783 Рік тому +2

      But Ministry of Magic forbids religion.

    • @wrestlinganime4life288
      @wrestlinganime4life288 Рік тому +47

      ​@@anonymoushuman8443 but literally no one asked Hermione to be black though... So who was she tried to please

  • @Lebron98
    @Lebron98 4 роки тому +4055

    “Were there any Vietnamese students?”
    JK: You have Cho Chang
    “But she’s not-“
    JK: Cho Chang Nguyen...

    • @Kornchipzzz
      @Kornchipzzz 4 роки тому +112

      Hahahahhaahhahahahahhhaha this one is hilarious

    • @alstjrqkr689
      @alstjrqkr689 4 роки тому +11

      😂🤣

    • @bandana.7077
      @bandana.7077 4 роки тому +38

      Cho Chang is not even a Vietnamese name, lmao

    • @Prof.SeverusSnape
      @Prof.SeverusSnape 4 роки тому +150

      @@bandana.7077 ho ho~! She mixed-race now! Uno Hermione reverse card!
      "Dark hair, Asian eyes, never specified."

    • @jamesramplin8124
      @jamesramplin8124 4 роки тому +86

      Have you seen a very potter musical?
      Cho Chang, Domo arigato!
      Cho Chang, Gung Hey Fat Choy, Chang!
      Happy Happy New Year, Cho Chang!
      [DIALOGUE]
      Ginny: Who's that?
      Ron: That's Cho Chang-that's the girl Harry's totally been in love with, since freshman year.
      Hermione: Yeah, but he won't say anything to her.
      Ron: Yeah, you never tell a girl you like her, it makes you look like an idiot!
      Ginny: Konnichiwa, Cho Chang. It is good to meet you. I am Ginny Weasley.
      Lavender: Bitch, I ain't Cho Chang!
      Ron: That's Lavender Brown! Racist sister! *Ron claps his hands in front of Ginny's face to scare her*
      Cho: That's alright! I'm Cho Chang y'all.

  • @RajonRondo33
    @RajonRondo33 5 років тому +2368

    J.K Rowling out here changing the past of prewritten characters

    • @cookingsauce8274
      @cookingsauce8274 5 років тому +93

      Harry Potter Is a transgender

    • @sirloinofice
      @sirloinofice 5 років тому +83

      She just wants attention.

    • @sirloinofice
      @sirloinofice 5 років тому +33

      @@cookingsauce8274 she hates Trans people...a lot.

    • @ubermaster1
      @ubermaster1 5 років тому +3

      @@sirloinofice Oh god please be actually joking. I already hate this lady as if for constantly changing characters.

    • @sirloinofice
      @sirloinofice 5 років тому +14

      @@ubermaster1 I'm not

  • @Joe-v5o
    @Joe-v5o 5 років тому +1803

    There’s villains with relatable motives, and then there’s villains who are trying to stop the holocaust

    • @kotorandcorvid4968
      @kotorandcorvid4968 5 років тому +2

      ?

    • @NGorso1
      @NGorso1 5 років тому +3

      @@kotorandcorvid4968 !

    • @some1namedno1
      @some1namedno1 5 років тому +69

      @@Miuranger1 Fuck yourself.

    • @steffenjensen422
      @steffenjensen422 5 років тому +28

      You realize that that's entirely not the actual motive of Grindelwald though, do you?

    • @troglodude980
      @troglodude980 5 років тому +4

      @@pacoramon9468 Is she wrong tho?

  • @Shadow-In-The-East
    @Shadow-In-The-East 2 роки тому +179

    "Were there any Ugandan students at Hogwarts?"
    JKR: "Yes, Abegunde Natukunda Why-Aryu-Geh, Slytherin."

    • @karolinakuc4783
      @karolinakuc4783 Рік тому +3

      Let's not forget Uga Buga Kumba Hitler
      Not everything has to be diverse but if she came up with an Ugandan student the name would sound like that

    • @rileymachelle4088
      @rileymachelle4088 9 місяців тому

      Actually there were Ugandon students at Hogwarts. The largest wizarding school in the wizarding world is the one in Uganda which is called Uagado. They don't use wands in that part of the world, so they all can spellcast without them.
      Because transfer students are a thing, Uagado students can transfer to Hogwarts and vice versa. There's actually a character you meet in Hogwarts Legacy named Natty who is a transfer student from Uagado. Her mother was invited to be the new Divination professor at Hogwarts, so they both moved to Scotland.

    • @Rebecca_2004
      @Rebecca_2004 9 місяців тому +11

      ​@@rileymachelle4088yeah and jk didn't write anything in that game. As far as I know. Which is why is so good.

    • @bradylehman6406
      @bradylehman6406 9 місяців тому

      @@Rebecca_2004Personally I think the story itself is a bit bare bones but I would agree that the characters are very unique and interesting. Especially all the professors! I think they did an excellent job of coming up with very interesting and captivating professors that are on par with the professors in the books.

    • @Youknow6969able
      @Youknow6969able 9 місяців тому

      ​@@Rebecca_2004the story of hogwarts legacy is as generic generic goes.

  • @westoneuler4065
    @westoneuler4065 3 роки тому +9176

    “we’re there any japanese students at hogwarts?”
    JK: “yes actually, Edamame Sushi Kamikaze, Slytherin”

    • @quatermasterzy
      @quatermasterzy 3 роки тому +623

      I laughed way too hard at sushi kamikaze. Just a bunch of sushi violently smashing themselves into every passerby’s mouth

    • @flyingtomatosauce3528
      @flyingtomatosauce3528 3 роки тому +243

      nah it'd be "hirohito tokyo sushi"

    • @analuciasoares9585
      @analuciasoares9585 3 роки тому +41

      Not the edamame crew

    • @MariOmor1
      @MariOmor1 3 роки тому +57

      Junichi Masuda, Hufflepuff

    • @flyingtomatosauce3528
      @flyingtomatosauce3528 3 роки тому +135

      @@MariOmor1 ye should've said "naruto sasuke,ravenclaw"

  • @Costin_Gaming
    @Costin_Gaming 4 роки тому +1506

    J.K. Rowling made my childhood.
    She then nuked it.

    • @TheDoggoPearl
      @TheDoggoPearl 4 роки тому +68

      Then continued to bulldoze the remains

    • @janmuller3246
      @janmuller3246 4 роки тому +33

      @@TheDoggoPearl ...and pissed on them.

    • @alejandrohernandezcarrillo2436
      @alejandrohernandezcarrillo2436 4 роки тому +10

      Just like one of those hindu colored sand drawings. Dedicated years to create it and then to show that attachement is bad, se destroyed it and let go.

    • @landlighterfirestar5550
      @landlighterfirestar5550 4 роки тому +10

      If it helps, think of JK Rowling (the author) and JK Rowling (the person) as two different entities

    • @binzakariyya
      @binzakariyya 4 роки тому +3

      @@landlighterfirestar5550 Actually that's a good idea. At least it preserves the good memories of the book

  • @StitchFunkoPop
    @StitchFunkoPop 4 роки тому +3308

    Were there any British students in Hogwarts?
    J.K.: No.

  • @thegrimcritic5494
    @thegrimcritic5494 2 роки тому +413

    Honestly, the single most interesting film series they could make in the Wizarding World is “Hogwarts, A History,” where we actually see the four founding wizards and follow them through whatever conflicts they went through to establish the school. Maybe we could see Salazar Slytherin’s character start out as an ambitious but noble wizard and follow him as he descends into his obsession with wizard blood purity. THAT would have been interesting. I can even imagine what the cast might look like. Maybe Sean Bean as Godrick Gryffindor, Michael Fassbender as Salazar Slytherin, maybe Tilda Swinton as Rowena Ravenclaw, and someone like Natalie Dormer as Helga Hufflepuff. But no. We got Newt Scamander somehow following the weird drama between Dumbledore and Grindewald. Perfect.

    • @BabyTooth05
      @BabyTooth05 Рік тому +3

      I have said this for so long 😭

    • @generouslyfat
      @generouslyfat Рік тому +3

      fassbender would be awesome as slytherin

    • @ramofeldduckington6257
      @ramofeldduckington6257 Рік тому +1

      If that gets made I might actually be interested enough to pirate it

    • @kayringel2770
      @kayringel2770 11 місяців тому +4

      I want that movie. Written by someone who will make it all make sense.

    • @AtlasBlizzard
      @AtlasBlizzard 11 місяців тому +1

      Awesome idea! I want to see it now!

  • @Hydruss443
    @Hydruss443 3 роки тому +6850

    “Are there Italian students at Hogwarts?”
    JKR: Yes, Lamborghini Maserati, Ravenclaw.

  • @thisisvalkyrie
    @thisisvalkyrie 5 років тому +5124

    "Fifteen minutes into my Harry Potter movie and we've killed our first baby. And yes, I did say, _first_ baby."
    I lost it.

    • @gkay8889
      @gkay8889 5 років тому +176

      That joke has so many layers

    • @parkchimmin7913
      @parkchimmin7913 5 років тому +257

      geo koukkappakeepo you know what also has layers?
      Ogres

    • @fudgesolo6352
      @fudgesolo6352 5 років тому +6

      @@parkchimmin7913 XD

    • @cherrychocolate1434
      @cherrychocolate1434 5 років тому +107

      @@parkchimmin7913 You know what else has layers?
      Parfaits, and EVERYONE loves parfaits!

    • @chrissonofpear1384
      @chrissonofpear1384 5 років тому +55

      Small complaint: he did SEE the end of the last film? Where a small part of the Obscurus was seen escaping the subway? And how Jacob was beginning to remember in the bakery?

  • @victoryarn4381
    @victoryarn4381 5 років тому +2553

    No one:
    Absolutely no one:
    J.K Rowling: Dumbledore was actually a T H I C C latina

    • @LouSassol69er
      @LouSassol69er 5 років тому +102

      *Who sucked off Grindelwald*

    • @royokimoto5150
      @royokimoto5150 5 років тому +41

      @@LouSassol69er From Tijuana

    • @darktooth347
      @darktooth347 5 років тому +34

      now that's what I am talking about, and Greenwald is a spicy minx from Wales with red hair w h o takes three guys at once, Fucc ye thicc nutt

    • @claudeolson893
      @claudeolson893 5 років тому +10

      The real gag is it's implied in DH that his mother is Native American soo....

    • @thatoneguy779
      @thatoneguy779 5 років тому +4

      Really

  • @c3rberus04
    @c3rberus04 Рік тому +201

    Harry Potter´s son traveling back in time to save Cedric, sounds like a fanfiction from a 14 year old girl who had a huge crush on Robert Pattinson

    • @THEONETRUEOVERLORD
      @THEONETRUEOVERLORD 3 місяці тому +3

      The play is actually really good which(see what I did there) makes it more funny.

  • @cadMeFromLife
    @cadMeFromLife 5 років тому +1652

    Hang on. Real talk.
    Why is Dumbledore teaching Defense Against the Dark Arts? He was the Transfiguration teacher. .___.

    • @tseikk159
      @tseikk159 5 років тому +272

      and how do you know that? She told you so...

    • @MrSeuchenratte
      @MrSeuchenratte 5 років тому +60

      This position was always short on hand and noone else wanted to be the substitute teacher?

    • @Ryabismyname
      @Ryabismyname 5 років тому +224

      Nikola Position wasn’t short on hand until Voldemort cursed the position which is way after all of this anyways

    • @karabartley
      @karabartley 5 років тому +77

      I knew he wasn't the DADA teacher, I was excited to see him in his teaching position but forgot what he actually taught. Thank you for being the other person here who read the books.

    • @lari2804
      @lari2804 5 років тому +66

      It makes no sense, during the six book we actually have Tom Riddle talking about the actual defense teacher that was about to retire because he was too old

  • @killerkitten7534
    @killerkitten7534 4 роки тому +7879

    Were there any American students at hogwarts?
    JK: Budlight McShotgun: Hufflepuff

    • @shidelerdantheogre8487
      @shidelerdantheogre8487 4 роки тому +733

      Gabriel Roberts “I don’t need no goddamn Arvada kababra”
      *racks shotgun*

    • @gracemarcus2788
      @gracemarcus2788 4 роки тому +48

      Well hogwarts is in England so why would there be Americans

    • @sirfrosted3374
      @sirfrosted3374 4 роки тому +3

      😂

    • @scatcat8371
      @scatcat8371 4 роки тому +118

      Nah bro, they'd be in Gryffindor just cause the stupid shit they pull
      Edit: also Florida people have some serious balls

    • @killerkitten7534
      @killerkitten7534 4 роки тому +18

      Shidelerdan The ogre as an American I can guarantee that’s how we’d react if shown the killing curse. At least where I live lol

  • @giovannijacobs4496
    @giovannijacobs4496 5 років тому +590

    No one:
    JK: The Sorting Hat was previously a man named Hatteus Sorte who was locked in Azkaban for being a paedophile but was released by Dumbledore to satisfy his repressed desire for Grindelwald in exchange for being transfigured into a hat once per year in order to touch young children's heads.

    • @nicoledenel
      @nicoledenel 5 років тому +17

      This is dark... but I kinda like it😬

    • @galldomain5685
      @galldomain5685 5 років тому +33

      No. Just no. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. NO.

    • @zonQe
      @zonQe 5 років тому +7

      Jesus

    • @RD-oo6yq
      @RD-oo6yq 5 років тому +46

      I actually fear that she might read this and try to make this canon with her next tweet.

    • @jacobpickett5085
      @jacobpickett5085 5 років тому +3

      Sortio Hattae* and if you rearrange the letters it becomes "Draaaaarrrrryyyy"

  • @dumbbell1231
    @dumbbell1231 2 роки тому +297

    When I read that Hogworts wasn't the only wizarding school, I wanted to know what other wizarding schools there were. Boy oh boy, I was so disappointed when I realised that she only created one school for one continent. As an Asian, its even more infuriating to know that she created one school for the whole East Asia and Southeast Asia region! One school for the world's most populous region? And the smallest school of them all! I guess she would say East Asian wizards prefer to send their children to Hogworts to plug this hole.

    • @MysticOceanDollies
      @MysticOceanDollies 2 роки тому +64

      I don’t think she realizes how massive the United States is, even less the rest of North America. One school per continent just isn’t feasible.

    • @elijahfordsidioticvarietys8770
      @elijahfordsidioticvarietys8770 2 роки тому +27

      Makes the Wizarding World feel even more ridiculously small.

    • @lila709
      @lila709 2 роки тому +8

      I think she said that those schools were the most notable in those areas, not the only ones. There are other smaller schools and some study at home.

    • @dumbbell1231
      @dumbbell1231 2 роки тому +27

      @@lila709 You are right. I checked the official website for HP Wizarding World (WW), Rowling mentioned that most schools are obscure and most wizards are home schooled. I applaud her effort for being inclusive, but her lack of understanding of other cultures (especially non-European ones) make it look more like a cover-up than a genuine gesture. It's OK for leaving gaps in areas that she is not familiar with. Just because she created the world doesn't mean she has to fill in every blank. The tricky part of being inclusive without knowing extensively the culture and people you want to talk about will offend them more so than excluding them. It's a series of books with characters featuring British teenagers and the setting is British school life, most people will understand that not everything they read applies to them. And everything was good before the "revision" and extra "do-you-knows" that just don't work.

    • @Cylle
      @Cylle 2 роки тому +4

      you must be living a pampered life with nothing noteable going on if one fictitious world is upsetting you this much. get a grip lol, the world is not ending..

  • @JohnVigil97
    @JohnVigil97 2 роки тому +5863

    "Were there any Polish students at Hogwarts?"
    JKR "Yes, Mike Wazowski, Slytherin"

    • @Nobody44112
      @Nobody44112 2 роки тому +381

      "Yes, Stanisław Opresjanski Homofobian, Hufflepuff"

    • @jeffbezos3200
      @jeffbezos3200 2 роки тому +114

      Impossible, Mike would have to be a Hufflepuff

    • @edamame1879
      @edamame1879 2 роки тому +101

      @@jeffbezos3200 but he's green

    • @elijahfordsidioticvarietys8770
      @elijahfordsidioticvarietys8770 2 роки тому +83

      @@jeffbezos3200 he was a pretty ambitious guy. Dead set on his dream of becoming a scarer in Monsters University, extremely obsessed with getting the scare record in Monsters Inc. I’d say that Mike was a pretty Slytherin dude.

    • @jeffbezos3200
      @jeffbezos3200 2 роки тому +9

      @@elijahfordsidioticvarietys8770 he really did better in comedy, but I guess he did work pretty damn hard to get in versus Sully who was born with the talent

  • @TheLeah2344
    @TheLeah2344 5 років тому +4243

    “Just admit that you made a story about straight white kids in the 90’sand stop lying to us”. Thank you. I hate when people do they instead of just creating a new story introducing new diverse characters. 🙌🏿

    • @byakuya786
      @byakuya786 5 років тому +63

      She is the worst author ever

    • @deet917
      @deet917 5 років тому +272

      @@byakuya786 she's become the most meme author ever. Used to be great but has gone downhill

    • @byakuya786
      @byakuya786 5 років тому +185

      @@deet917 I think she is just a victim of her success and its impacted her writing

    • @kaylubproductions4517
      @kaylubproductions4517 5 років тому +53

      She used to be great. Now... well... Dumbledore is gay... that’s all I have to say, it pretty much explains everything.

    • @heyitsmira17
      @heyitsmira17 5 років тому +177

      Should just do it like Rick Riordan. Just write new characters or build them to arrive to a point instead of changing the rules you've already established

  • @ryanmcclure9553
    @ryanmcclure9553 3 роки тому +908

    The very ending of the first Fantastic Beasts was awesome. Jacob in his new bakery with baked goods resembling all of Newt's magical creatures in his zoo. Then, Queenie walks in to the shop, makes eye contact with Jacob, and the the movie ends with a closeup of Jacob's face changing from confusion to recognition.
    One of the prevailing themes of the Wizarding World is the magic of love, as Dumbledore loves to explain to everyone because nobody seems to understand it. The obvious answer for Jacob's memory returning is that it was out of his love for Queenie, in fact, that was the answer that the first Fantastic Beasts strongly hinted at. But no, they just went with a stupid explanation about the potion and left it at that. Super lame.

    • @cancanjaker1620
      @cancanjaker1620 3 роки тому +16

      is that the ending of Fantastic Beasts? Gosh, I need to watch that movie again. I never saw that.

    • @jhoncestavee.quinio7300
      @jhoncestavee.quinio7300 3 роки тому +18

      @Jett Lucas Hayes same i was surprised people didn't realize credence survived and it was soo obvious

    • @sunitharobert6740
      @sunitharobert6740 3 роки тому +15

      actually in the book newt says that the potion will wipe all their BAD memories

    • @thedemigodEm
      @thedemigodEm 3 роки тому +4

      I love the first fantastic beast movie. I think I've watched it more than 10 times. But the second one not so much. But I still enjoyed it though. And cant wait for the third one to come out

    • @lukasa620
      @lukasa620 3 роки тому +1

      I know it’s a bit specific but the music that plays at the ending of the first movie is so good. Like I swear It gives me goosebumps every time

  • @bobbyb2749
    @bobbyb2749 Рік тому +598

    “were there any brazilian students at Hogwarts?”
    JKR: “yes, Rio Feijoada”

  • @jobdoneproductions
    @jobdoneproductions 5 років тому +937

    "We officially have magical sex crimes in Harry potter"
    Tbf isn't that literally voldemorts origin story

    • @dheemidheemi
      @dheemidheemi 5 років тому +35

      Yeah people gloss over that for some reason

    • @wickedshadowchester6297
      @wickedshadowchester6297 5 років тому +4

      Ig she got the idea from Lestrange...

    • @11tw48
      @11tw48 5 років тому +58

      The issue is that Voldemort is a long-established character, and the reveal of his origin is interesting and earned because of it. Revealing that a rando we've never met before (Leta) is the result of this magically coerced rape in an overdone rushed flashback with too many twists compacted into it is just... yeah.

    • @arpodyssey7913
      @arpodyssey7913 5 років тому

      Joe Garner true...

    • @Hik4rol
      @Hik4rol 5 років тому +8

      @@11tw48
      I don't think thats a difference.
      Take out the fact that voldemort was born from a forced relationship and you still get a fair plot for Voldemort in turning out evil. (his muggle dad didn't gave two shits about him so he still has a motive).
      Ik that Voldemort's origin was like "omg he was conceived without love, therefore he is not able to feel love" but it's pretty much the same.

  • @Sthuthukile
    @Sthuthukile 4 роки тому +5571

    Were there any disabled students at Hogwarts?
    JK: Yes, Wheel Chairman, Gryffindor

    • @hohrhamikaiolaf464
      @hohrhamikaiolaf464 4 роки тому +38

      It my saound dumb and out of context but tey can litteraly give you a potion that lets your bones grow back...
      But the name is nice duh

    • @RiazGT
      @RiazGT 4 роки тому +92

      Sucks that his house dorm is at the top of a tower and, you know, all the moving staircases that are the main way to move around the different levels of the castle

    • @gamalielvacasolis3484
      @gamalielvacasolis3484 4 роки тому +31

      Yes. Johnny Joestar, Spintherin

    • @littletravelblog7589
      @littletravelblog7589 4 роки тому +25

      Nonono, Hermione was the whole time in a wheelchair!! (Sorry)

    • @xoxo94
      @xoxo94 4 роки тому +2

      FDR?

  • @tamardagmarvideos4368
    @tamardagmarvideos4368 3 роки тому +2033

    "Let me commit genocide to prevent someone else from committing genocide."
    -Gellert Grindelwald

    • @epickrimson72
      @epickrimson72 3 роки тому +95

      I kill peeple to stop kill peeple
      -Gert Gendergert

    • @fy4b230
      @fy4b230 3 роки тому +31

      He only reqd the cliff notes of “The Book of Thanos”.

    • @ykomat6860
      @ykomat6860 3 роки тому +10

      So Punisher logic?

    • @keyboardwarrior3702
      @keyboardwarrior3702 3 роки тому +2

      Someone's gotta make the tough choices

    • @alegsb3943
      @alegsb3943 3 роки тому +19

      You ever heard of uh… wars?

  • @Macapta
    @Macapta Рік тому +80

    For the record, Anthony Goldstein was a character in the books. If you want a specific example he’s mentioned in page 658 of Order of the Phoenix.

    • @thunderclanwarrior1253
      @thunderclanwarrior1253 Рік тому +10

      He's actually mentioned earlier on page 314, chapter 16 (in my edition, at least). Idk if he appears earlier)

    • @emma_704
      @emma_704 Рік тому +1

      Exactly, he was a member of the DA.

    • @mnschoen
      @mnschoen 11 місяців тому +9

      I'm sorry, is this a defense? She dropped in a stereotypically named Jewish kid in TWO lines in a seven-book series. At that point WTF is the point? That's not a character. That's a racist Jewish insert. That's a name, not a character.

    • @karolinakuc4783
      @karolinakuc4783 11 місяців тому

      ​@@mnschoenHe isn't developed but I assume there are jews at Hogwarts. It is just that they are atheists coz all religions are banned in Hogwarts

    • @a.wen.6987
      @a.wen.6987 10 місяців тому

      ​@@mnschoen I mean its stupid but why racist? Jew is not race first of all, the time we tjought that are over.

  • @TheDetherion
    @TheDetherion 3 роки тому +3386

    "Were there any Swedish students at Hogwarts?"
    J. K. Rowling: "Yes, Odin Odinsson von Thorsson."

    • @emmavastenberg4862
      @emmavastenberg4862 3 роки тому +61

      More like Erik Svensson XD

    • @TorianTammas
      @TorianTammas 3 роки тому +43

      Yes I remember he was the guy with the IKEA interieur and the Swedish meatballs. What do you mean it is not in the book? Sven Svenson us a character that exists between the lines.

    • @MariOmor1
      @MariOmor1 3 роки тому +28

      Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg

    • @yderga8707
      @yderga8707 3 роки тому +4

      @@MariOmor1 i swear he has the most Swedish name ive ever heard.

    • @lordindulgence
      @lordindulgence 3 роки тому +4

      Gunnar Gunnarson

  • @Velvet_Crowe
    @Velvet_Crowe 5 років тому +20861

    I didn’t know I was gay until J.K. Rowling revealed it to me.

    • @limeyfigdet7460
      @limeyfigdet7460 5 років тому +137

      +Velvet Crowe Lmao

    • @theworldoverheavan560
      @theworldoverheavan560 5 років тому +38

      lol

    • @AhmedMusrin
      @AhmedMusrin 5 років тому +24

      @@annegrey3780 WTF

    • @emridatla3886
      @emridatla3886 5 років тому +53

      Andy Bernard, is that you?

    • @ichabodlorax7585
      @ichabodlorax7585 5 років тому +35

      Okay, we get it already. After literally the thousandth time, we get it already.
      Yeesh, people thought Ugandan Knuckles was over-done.

  • @LotusDecember
    @LotusDecember 4 роки тому +1294

    Anthony Goldstein was actually mentioned in the books. He was in Dumbledore's Army. Yes, I do agree it's super lame that I remember that.

    • @nerakaklausyti
      @nerakaklausyti 4 роки тому +157

      No, the creator of the video is lame because he makes wrong claims without even researching the material. Goldstein was definitely mentioned in book 5 and 7 I believe.

    • @wutzit2069
      @wutzit2069 4 роки тому +125

      @@nerakaklausyti Yep, you're right. The creator did not research a number of his claims in this video. The one that jumped out at me the most was that the obscurus didn't just get exploded and then magically survive without any explanation. He/it is shown to be alive at the end of the first movie; a tiny sliver of the obscurus remains and goes unnoticed by the ensuing chaos of 50 people clambering in a subway tunnel. He/it sneakily floats away over a crack in the wall!

    • @LotusDecember
      @LotusDecember 4 роки тому +80

      Eduardo Cooper I’ve just read the books way too many times. I don’t think I could name that many minor characters off the top of my head, but if you said a name like Anthony Goldstein I’d be like, “Oh yeah, I remember them.” There were a bunch of random student characters like that that were just there to fill out Hogwarts.

    • @nerakaklausyti
      @nerakaklausyti 4 роки тому +22

      @@LotusDecember also, Goldstein last name really stands out in my opinion

    • @xanakify
      @xanakify 4 роки тому +3

      @ i remember mostly everything because i listened to the audiobooks on repeat as a kid

  • @danceyrselfkleen
    @danceyrselfkleen 2 роки тому +366

    "Were there any gay students at Hogwarts?"
    JK Rowling: Yes. The Cosmonaut Variety Hour, Hufflepuff.

    • @genoob5843
      @genoob5843 2 роки тому +18

      Nah Bruh don’t do my man like that😂😂😂

    • @karolinakuc4783
      @karolinakuc4783 Рік тому +35

      Gaylord Rainbow

    • @koiloylo
      @koiloylo 8 місяців тому +6

      yes, Rainbow Stonewall, Slytherin

  • @TheDemocrab
    @TheDemocrab 5 років тому +326

    No one:
    JK Rowling: Arthur Weasley ended up getting very knowledgeable about muggle electronics and later changed his name to Tony Stark
    Disney: u wot m8?

  • @LethalByte69
    @LethalByte69 2 роки тому +8183

    She could have just said: "Although I never wrote any Jewish characters in my books, I can confirm that people of all backgrounds are welcome at Hogwarts."
    Wow, that was really easy!

    • @josjos-x5s
      @josjos-x5s 2 роки тому +153

      Well I don't think she could say that either lol.

    • @nonyabusiness2032
      @nonyabusiness2032 2 роки тому +446

      All she had to do was quote her own damn book. Seriously " hogwarts will be there..." yea, yea you know the quote. She should of used that instead.

    • @EvolverForU
      @EvolverForU 2 роки тому +902

      for hermione, she could've also just said "yea, i originally wrote hermione as white, but i believe she can be portrayed by anyone of any race" but no, jk rowling is an idiot and thinks the only way people will accept diversity is to retroactively change her series and say that it was inclusive the whole time actually

    • @m143_sumaiyatabassum6
      @m143_sumaiyatabassum6 2 роки тому +185

      that's the thing I don't understand. Jk Rowling is definitely at fault here but audience are too. If you think a white person can be replaced with a black person, then it's also okay to replace the black ones with white ones, replacing asians with white people and indians with black people. I think ethnicity is a very important aspect of humans and plays a big role in the characteristics of a character. I would never want Hermione to be played by a black actor just for the sake of wokeness just like I'll never want the parvati sisters to be played by white actors.

    • @josjos-x5s
      @josjos-x5s 2 роки тому +245

      @@m143_sumaiyatabassum6 I feel like this argument doesn't fully work though. We've gotten a point where we hold onto a lot of history in our culture. A problem with that though is that a lot of this culture has been made with white people within the fore front because white people had control over the entertainment industry and what not. I dont think its wrong, as me a white person, to think that white characters can be replaced with poc (and other genders, sexualities, what not and whatever) (if done respectfully), mostly due to centuries of modern culture overly representing white people, even in roles that they shouldn't.
      Its not just "wokeness" but literally making characters more representative. And its a hard thing to see because we grew up with a prominent amount of white people in the media we consume.

  • @Thezoiys
    @Thezoiys 5 років тому +2277

    J.K is the greatest villain of harry potter franchise.

    • @psychichorse
      @psychichorse 5 років тому +57

      She has surpassed Umbridge.

    • @AbMaSync
      @AbMaSync 5 років тому +20

      Maybe the most interesting too, the way she plays with the "death of the author" concept and changes or add lore every freaking week is remarkable: "OH you're right, Hermione could be black (she read some fanfiction with that change, and she adopted it). Wait no Dumbledore is GAY now. Some said they wanted a new perspective of the series? Ok. No wait that wasn't that popular, was it? Now this is the prequels of Harry Potter"

    • @kieranstark7213
      @kieranstark7213 5 років тому +9

      She was a greater villain than Voldemort as well? XD

    • @blackmoon4674
      @blackmoon4674 5 років тому +8

      Voldemort is not a villain, the poor guy is just misunderstood.

    • @Auron1Roxas2
      @Auron1Roxas2 5 років тому +2

      No the real villain are you assholes in the toxic HP fandom crying over nothing.

  • @kingofthegrill
    @kingofthegrill 2 роки тому +157

    "Any Greek students at Hogwarts?"
    "Yes, Stavros Panakoulopolis, he works in the kitchen."

    • @magicmulder
      @magicmulder 7 місяців тому +1

      You mean Garlikos Lazymandias.

    • @kingofthegrill
      @kingofthegrill 7 місяців тому +2

      @@magicmulder sounds like a superhero from the Greek Watchmen, Lazymandias

  • @carneliansnowdrop
    @carneliansnowdrop 5 років тому +1742

    “after Ezra Miller exploded in New York he joined the circus and he’s now in Paris”

    • @michaellorah9051
      @michaellorah9051 5 років тому +157

      "And he's now sexually involved with a snake lady from china"

    • @maurirz5585
      @maurirz5585 5 років тому +48

      @@michaellorah9051 Indonesia

    • @michaellorah9051
      @michaellorah9051 5 років тому +33

      @@maurirz5585 nerd

    • @michaellorah9051
      @michaellorah9051 5 років тому +28

      @clarissa35f guess somebody can't take a joke :p

    • @MisterPrince01
      @MisterPrince01 5 років тому +9

      Well that's a sentence I'd never thought I'd hear.

  • @malahamavet
    @malahamavet 5 років тому +2151

    "She made Hermione black to appeal to black HP fans, and as a black HP fan myself, *it didn't work* "
    Me: DAAAAAAMN!!! 🤣

    • @denzelnganga1914
      @denzelnganga1914 5 років тому +155

      I'm black too and it was like..... ok but why do we need this again?

    • @Kairos_Akuma
      @Kairos_Akuma 5 років тому +147

      @@denzelnganga1914 Yeah... I mean fine and dandy to have differences n Stuff, but then.....DO IT FROM THE BEGINNING. Hermione is hella white, or why did she choosed Emma to play her, when all the other Charakters "of ethinicty" where played by the correkt Actor as far as Im aware. (Cho, Dean, - dont know if the Books mentioned the Patiltwins beeing Indian tho - etc.) Even the Bookcovers depicted her as White oLo
      I dont know... Harry Potter was never about this.
      I can buy the Gay-Dumbledore stuff, its nice and I saw hints in the Book, but that Hermione is suddenly someone completely different.. No.

    • @wickedshadowchester6297
      @wickedshadowchester6297 5 років тому +24

      Calhaora Lightsbane Dean, Jordan, Patilt twins and Angelina, Kingsley, weren't white ...other than that idk who else

    • @TheDemocrab
      @TheDemocrab 5 років тому +83

      ​@@Kairos_Akuma This is exactly how I feel about it. She even retcons her retcons...I'm sure that when she first said about Dumbledore being gay, it was that he loved Grindleward and followed him at first due to that, but Grindleward just used those feelings without feeling the same way. Now it's "an intense sexual relationship"...
      That and the books weren't exactly lacking diversity to begin with, as you mentioned. (I don't think it was mentioned that the Patil twins were Indian but it was hella obvious from the names alone. I picked that up as a bloody Australian kid.)

    • @lukelim5094
      @lukelim5094 5 років тому +33

      @@TheDemocrab I understand the angle where good friends diverge from their path and one become evil while the other choose to be good. I was dead sure it will be a tale where Dumbledore have unrequited feelings for Grindelwald, and Grindelwald still treat Dumbledore as a friend and both want to pull each other to their sides.
      I can accept that..
      But intense sexual relationship..... Like how does this enhance the story? I'm reading a story about good vs evil not 50 shades of grey. Their sex life doesn't enhance the story one bit especially if it is shoehorn haphazardly.
      Is this JK rowling depression acting out and she wanting acceptance or something

  • @LegendArySayain
    @LegendArySayain 5 років тому +572

    Literally no one:
    J.K. Rowling: By the way, Newt supports anti-wand reforms. Oh and Voldemort is vegan.

    • @milkyman3021
      @milkyman3021 5 років тому +11

      Voldemort is vegan 😂😂

    • @cadMeFromLife
      @cadMeFromLife 5 років тому +5

      @@milkyman3021 A true mark of his evil! D:

    • @waitwhat238
      @waitwhat238 5 років тому

      I could actually see Voldemort being Vegan

  • @snowbeast4463
    @snowbeast4463 2 роки тому +563

    Only in JK Rowling's mind would the character trying to prevent the holocaust be the villain.

    • @c.w.8200
      @c.w.8200 2 роки тому +26

      Yes, wth was she even thinking...

    • @jasonmason2471
      @jasonmason2471 2 роки тому

      And the people who stop the one man who tries to prevent WW2 be the good guys and let itall happen.

    • @Lemonpie167
      @Lemonpie167 2 роки тому

      Yeah coz of tRAnsPhoBiA, lmao why are whites so re”arded ? That ideology’s has more plot holes than this movie

    • @Eric-st2tj
      @Eric-st2tj 2 роки тому

      @@Lemonpie167 seek help.

    • @zaydzulqurnain594
      @zaydzulqurnain594 2 роки тому +29

      Respectfully, I don't think this point is valid.
      First of all, Grindelwald was proposing that they kill about 2 billion muggles to prevent the murder of 6 million in the holocaust, without actually saying that to his followers, which is a classic manipulative villain mastermind plan.
      Secondly, he has lied countless times in the trilogy, to Credence, to his followers etc. He literally lies in that very same scene when he says he's not a violent person. So when he claims that he's trying to stop WWII, to me it seems like the audience would realistically dismiss that as another lie to gain support from the hundreds of potential followers he could get from that room.

  • @DarkBrandon39
    @DarkBrandon39 5 років тому +421

    Store Clerk:
    J.K. Rowling: Ginny Weasley was a Somalian pirate who held Tom Hanks hostage.

  • @valentinascognamiglio9982
    @valentinascognamiglio9982 4 роки тому +7983

    Were there any Italian students at Hogwarts?
    JKR: Yes, Betty Spaghetti

    • @TheLitehero
      @TheLitehero 4 роки тому +307

      There's vomit on my sweater already

    • @Kilooma
      @Kilooma 4 роки тому +75

      Luke Schaffer hit me with this machete

    • @edoardocaprara3676
      @edoardocaprara3676 4 роки тому +83

      Mario Maria Mario, grifondoro

    • @CBQReview
      @CBQReview 4 роки тому +8

      Nah, you’re hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Mecharnie_Dobbs
      @Mecharnie_Dobbs 4 роки тому +1

      So what should JKR's reply have been?
      "No" ? And her reply to the follow up question:"Why not?"

  • @Rockefellaxo
    @Rockefellaxo 4 роки тому +1767

    Where there any Hawaiian students at Hogwarts?
    J.K Rowling: Yeah, Maui Pineapple, Hufflepuff

    • @KingAgniKai
      @KingAgniKai 4 роки тому +21

      Its *MAUI* time

    • @hamsterc6448
      @hamsterc6448 4 роки тому +4

      *Maui Pineapple Obama

    • @jackiesoals8896
      @jackiesoals8896 4 роки тому +12

      It’s worse when you realize that pineapples aren’t native to Hawaii

  • @lizzlemmon6895
    @lizzlemmon6895 2 роки тому +71

    I liked the first one a lot too. There was another UA-camr that made a whole video essay about Newt Scamander's kindness and how it's a counter to typically hyper masculinity that main male characters tend to fall into.

    • @karolinakuc4783
      @karolinakuc4783 Рік тому +4

      I saw it too. The channel is called Cinema Theraphy

    • @rileymachelle4088
      @rileymachelle4088 9 місяців тому +2

      That's exactly why I liked Newt in the first movie. He honestly reminded me of the Doctor from Doctor Who a lot, like I could see Eddie Radmayne as playing a really good version of the Doctor

    • @Stibick
      @Stibick 21 день тому

      @@karolinakuc4783It could also be Pop Culture Detective. It was a really good look at what makes Newt’s character so different.

  • @EL-ql2fc
    @EL-ql2fc 4 роки тому +926

    “Why Newt?”
    I think Newt is asking the same question whole movie

    • @teddythekingofbears
      @teddythekingofbears 4 роки тому +24

      Exactly. He's not meant to be a fighter or the Chosen One like Harry Potter.

    • @aaronlo5799
      @aaronlo5799 4 роки тому +12

      @@teddythekingofbears because newt doesn't want power. Also did you forgot that it is like dumbeldors special move to see more in people then they see in themselves.

    • @teddythekingofbears
      @teddythekingofbears 4 роки тому +24

      @@aaronlo5799 That may be, but I still don't see Newt being important in this whole Grindelwald thing at all. Ultimately it's Dumbledore's destiny to beat Grindy and have him arrested, and Newt is just along for the ride. That doesn't mean Newt needs to be a major factor in the First Wizard War. I mean, Ezra Miller has more potential than Newt, and if the Wizard Government should want someone this badly, it should be Ezra Miller. Not Newt.

    • @aaronlo5799
      @aaronlo5799 4 роки тому +5

      @@teddythekingofbears u are corect! the plot is bad written no doubt, but maybe not so bad like it looks at the first look

  • @Dominic-fd2wz
    @Dominic-fd2wz 5 років тому +5653

    No one:
    JK: “Harry’s wand was made from 30% recycled paper.”

  • @benphillips2947
    @benphillips2947 5 років тому +1692

    Nobody:
    JK Rowling: House elves were just regular wizards with a very specific domination fetish.

    • @denzelnganga1914
      @denzelnganga1914 5 років тому +36

      And are midgets specifically midgets

    • @manictiger
      @manictiger 5 років тому +17

      Nobody:
      JK Rowling: It was never explained in the books, but Dobby owns multiple gimp suits.

    • @toganium4175
      @toganium4175 5 років тому +5

      So _that's_ why they were banned from using magic.

    • @pismodude2
      @pismodude2 5 років тому +15

      I don't think the original books were that good either. Anyone remember Time Turners? The Ministry (government) had control of time machines, and was giving them to children like Hermione so they could attend extra classes. Later on Harry and the other kids sneak into the Ministry--meaning nearly any Death Eater could have stolen one and brought back Voldemort while Harry was a baby. Sure they said it was dangerous, but Dumbledore let Harry and Hermione take that risk to save Sirius, so a desperate Death Eater definitely could have done the same for Voldemort.
      And even more annoyingly, they try to completely ignore Muggle technology like ball point pens and guns, but they still have functional clocks and fireworks and other simple things that combined could be weaponized as magic self-shooting sniper rifles that are invisible and never miss. You can block spells all day, but J.K. Rowling never introduced anti-bullet wards (or any kind of persistent shields).
      The books always played it fast and loose and required suspending your disbelief to enjoy. They'll never be on the level of Lord of the Rings or Game of Thrones, they simply don't follow their own rules and weren't thought out thoroughly before publication. On that note, I would say Fantastic Beasts was not out of line at all.

    • @tk-de4kg
      @tk-de4kg 5 років тому +12

      @@pismodude2 "They'll never be on the level of Lord of the Rings or Game of Thrones". Welp. That didn't age well.

  • @richardbourton4523
    @richardbourton4523 Рік тому +38

    As a zookeeper in real life, I too would resent being forced into working for Interpol against my will in a situation I have no relevant skills for. I already really didn’t like the film, but Newt caving and joining the fight just extra rubs me the wrong way. I hate the magic and real nazis as much as anyone if not more, but I’m low on the necessary skills to fight them directly. Let us be with the animals!

  • @flamingo2946
    @flamingo2946 5 років тому +1721

    nobody:
    jk rowling: Newt Scamander is actually a Danish girl

    • @Tenshii_Artii
      @Tenshii_Artii 5 років тому +50

      Nice reference there 😂

    • @jinxinabox4747
      @jinxinabox4747 5 років тому +27

      Holy shit, ive seen that movie, i f-cking busted a gut when i read this, amazing ref

    • @octavioneitorgamer
      @octavioneitorgamer 5 років тому +3

      Oooh i see what you did there

    • @joxysurge9631
      @joxysurge9631 5 років тому

      omg dead... i also imagine if anybody did this in anybody did this in other franchise like " latin Alfred " just poppin up with some homies for protection, and having some great ass parties just bending the rules for once but for GOOD lmao

    • @mariannestrgzr9374
      @mariannestrgzr9374 5 років тому +3

      nice one ;)

  • @arbanafal
    @arbanafal 5 років тому +3389

    No one:
    JK Rowling: Hagrid is actually three children standing on top of each other

    • @deffdefying4803
      @deffdefying4803 5 років тому +217

      Fans: No he's not you even said he was half-giant in the books--
      JK Rowling: Yeah but you never see him take off his clothes so you wouldn't know that, he could be lying

    • @marstonsneddon8692
      @marstonsneddon8692 5 років тому +45

      You mean like in Bojack Horseman

    • @towon
      @towon 5 років тому +117

      one black male bisexual, one latino male gay and one latino female gay

    • @rooke5564
      @rooke5564 5 років тому +10

      Spilled my drink

    • @BEATSofDevil
      @BEATSofDevil 5 років тому +36

      @@towon no, one is an asian girl in a wheelchair

  • @mannyheart5320
    @mannyheart5320 5 років тому +837

    No one:
    J.K Rowling: Midi-chlorians are a microcopic lifeform that reside within all living cells and communicates with the force erm.. I mean magic.

    • @jamesmallone
      @jamesmallone 5 років тому +17

      *laughs out loud* this is the best one right here.

    • @Dave102693
      @Dave102693 5 років тому

      That name reminds me of Mid-Childa from Nanoha

    • @Jl2damax
      @Jl2damax 5 років тому

      Woof

    • @Easterlingofrhun
      @Easterlingofrhun 5 років тому

      GOD! this is the best joke I have ever seen!

    • @Alexander_Kale
      @Alexander_Kale 5 років тому +2

      So rather than having Jedi, I mean wizards communicate with Magic directly, we have the force, I mean magic, communicating with with Midis, communicating with wizards.
      While the extra link in the chain IS rather pointless, how does that actually change anything?

  • @lovefromwonderland
    @lovefromwonderland 2 роки тому +115

    One of the main problems I have with Harry Potter is the overload of magical elements. And yes, magic is the center of the Wizarding World, but when you introduce too many of those things, people will start saying, “Well, why didn’t they just apparate or use Floo powder? Why didn’t they just read Grindelwald’s mind, etc.” You can add magical elements into your fantasy world but set limits so it doesn’t have people asking questions.

    • @billbill6094
      @billbill6094 Рік тому +22

      Or at least remember them.

    • @karolinakuc4783
      @karolinakuc4783 Рік тому

      But maybe Gellert just can defend from legilimency so well. Also in the 1rst movie we can see that those nameless MACUSA folks who disarmed Gellert were in fact his followers. Otherwise why would they dramatocally stop so as to let Gellert have his last word with Newt? How else would Gellert's followers knew the track of testral carriage that goes to Azkaban? First movie was very well written.

    • @sisters8a
      @sisters8a Рік тому +3

      Better say, set limits so your story isn't over with just a well timed Abra Kadabra

  • @mikejmayko8407
    @mikejmayko8407 5 років тому +959

    Studio: What can we do to make Grindelwald more intresting?
    JK Rowling: Maybe he can try to stop the holocaust by making another holocaust.
    Studio: Okay great, why no make him vape too.

    • @mikejmayko8407
      @mikejmayko8407 5 років тому +2

      @Adrijana Radosevic Yes, I get that the war was a lot more than the Holocaust, but I wasn't generalizing it; I did not say 'let's stop the war by making another Holocaust/Studio: Oh you mean stop the Holocaust by creating another Holocaust" all I was saying is that the Holocaust was part of the war and he plans on stooping said war, partially by creating another Holocaust. Just like the war was more than the Holocaust, I am sure Grindelwalds plans are more than a Holocaust, I am just talking about those two parts that they have in common. I am aware that the war was more than the Holocaust and never did I say that it wasn't, I am just pairing what these two things have in common; maybe I was over generalizing it and I am sorry for that but I understand what you are saying and never disagreed with it.

    • @mikejmayko8407
      @mikejmayko8407 5 років тому

      @@ethanjobson3817 true, I mean pretty much both evil wizards is like Hitler in one way or another; Voldemort and Grindelwald.

    • @colekinneman
      @colekinneman 5 років тому

      He probably did want the war to start. Obviously he was lying I think lol

    • @strawberrycheesecake5502
      @strawberrycheesecake5502 5 років тому +6

      @@ethanjobson3817 I feel you. I especially hated the part, were the studio show the atomic bomb as a way to explain Grindelwalds morals. Like man, thats the worst weapon we have on earth right know and its from one of the worst wars ever. Don't just use it to make your super over the top fictional bad guy seem “moraly balanced.“ Have some respect for the tragedies that both these things were and are.
      Also don't listen to the asshole in this comment chain trying to tell people that the holocaust did not happen. It did, there is proof everywere and people suffer because of it to this day.

    • @JRexRegis
      @JRexRegis 5 років тому

      JKR: *What a great idea*

  • @Dmirghani
    @Dmirghani 5 років тому +1972

    no one:
    JK Rowling: the queen of england is a horcrux that's why she hasnt died

    • @Joakin93
      @Joakin93 5 років тому +16

      At least this is not some progre liberal shit

    • @deviousj5868
      @deviousj5868 5 років тому +12

      That seems like some bs she'd pull.

    • @albertlofling7310
      @albertlofling7310 5 років тому +36

      @@deviousj5868 I mean that is the most realistic addition to the HP universe lel

    • @kroganpopy9206
      @kroganpopy9206 5 років тому +3

      Makes sense.

    • @Auron1Roxas2
      @Auron1Roxas2 5 років тому

      Shut the fuck up moron.

  • @evag_is_Mycroft_holmes
    @evag_is_Mycroft_holmes 5 років тому +1487

    No one:
    J.K Rowling: Neville Longbottom was secretly a trans woman who never came out

    • @OmnipotentEnt
      @OmnipotentEnt 5 років тому +39

      JK Rowling is transphobic, so never this one!

    • @matth5996
      @matth5996 5 років тому +12

      I would not be surprised if she actually said this

    • @thacoolest13
      @thacoolest13 5 років тому +8

      @Patrick Ellis Dont justify head cannon with more head cannon

    • @danis8455
      @danis8455 5 років тому +1

      nice to see that the cult of rowling are such.....free thinkers...any other group of people you would like to blame for your own stupidity?

    • @DarkLordGanondorf190
      @DarkLordGanondorf190 5 років тому +4

      It's funny because there is a theory that Snape is a trans woman who hasn't come out.

  • @Awkwardstefan007
    @Awkwardstefan007 2 роки тому +112

    I’m starting to think I rewatch these far too often… but Marcus’s saltiness towards JK never ever ever gets old.

  • @cesarf.g.9996
    @cesarf.g.9996 5 років тому +3531

    I'm very disappointed in you, you could have titled the video "The crimes of The Crimes of Grindelwald"

    • @taliakellegg5978
      @taliakellegg5978 5 років тому +38

      Nice

    • @midshipman8654
      @midshipman8654 5 років тому +18

      Dicelord N so I put crimes...

    • @babyboomer6272
      @babyboomer6272 5 років тому +16

      OH....... SHIT!!!
      THAT SOUNDS A WHOLE LOT BETTER!!!

    • @CaminoalInti
      @CaminoalInti 5 років тому +2

      You can be happy and think that it is already implied in the normal title.

    • @Remoniq
      @Remoniq 5 років тому +35

      I admit, by not having the title to be "The crimes of The Crimes of Grindelwald" is a crime in itself.

  • @Quaronna
    @Quaronna 3 роки тому +2384

    "Were there any Scottish students at Hogwarts?"
    J.K.: "Yes. Braveheart, Gryffindor.”

    • @the_one_who_got_away
      @the_one_who_got_away 3 роки тому +22

      I would say ravenclaw, because blue

    • @fleetwoodcraic4235
      @fleetwoodcraic4235 3 роки тому +77

      I like the implication that hogwarts is in Scotland but only has one Scottish student

    • @Quaronna
      @Quaronna 3 роки тому +4

      @@fleetwoodcraic4235 💀

    • @MrHowardMoon
      @MrHowardMoon 3 роки тому +7

      I believe there were loads of Scottish students, but only two in the actual movies.

    • @yusufgazi7
      @yusufgazi7 3 роки тому +13

      Cho Chang was Scottish in the movies I swear

  • @ActuallyRea
    @ActuallyRea 3 роки тому +4012

    The Queenie plot drove me absolutely insane
    Like!! I always thought at the very least?? If they made it that Kowalski had completely lost his memory then maybe it would make sense for Queenie to be so desperate to have him back and be able to keep him that she took a chance with Grindlewald- but even then, it’s all just buck wild.

    • @yourpal-patine6515
      @yourpal-patine6515 3 роки тому +23

      I didn’t know you watched cosmonaut variety hour, fancy seein you here

    • @joykillbill6698
      @joykillbill6698 3 роки тому +112

      And maybe if she met Grindelwald earlier and he says that oh your boyfriend will fight and die in the future war, then it would make much more sense why she went with Grindlewald to save Kowalski... but yeah that didn’t happen.

    • @luigiosmbz
      @luigiosmbz 3 роки тому +80

      Even without the whole thing of a Muggle knowing about the wizarding world, the end of the first movie has Queenie visiting Jacob's bakery at the very end and he has a spark on seeing her. It doesn't have to be anything like "he suddenly remembers again" but there was a clear indication that, yeah, the two could easily just fall back in love.

    • @yrbigfan
      @yrbigfan 3 роки тому +7

      kowaski gained back his memory cause all he rember is good memories while all other no mags didnt rember cause they all haf bad memory of magic
      plus the reporter in first movie might also rember magic which might play a big role in the upcoming movies
      plus jk said queeni can read minda but cant always derive real meanings which is rpobably what happened plus she wanted to mary kwoski amd it is forbidden in magic world to do it so as grindlewald allowed it she went with him also we all know grindlewald is a very big manupulator and a very good and dark wizrad which might expalin queenie being naive in love to join grindlewald plus you cant say grindelwald plans are bad as he wants to save wizard and whiches from no mags only
      just wait for upcoming movues and it will all make sense just like in all hp bokks
      sorry for my bad english

    • @sharireids1746
      @sharireids1746 3 роки тому

      I'm

  • @jasoncaetano9708
    @jasoncaetano9708 2 роки тому +38

    1:44 "we have Ezra Miller trying his hardest to look even a little bit ugly in this movie"
    And he kept trying and eventually succeeded

    • @TheFirstCurse1
      @TheFirstCurse1 Рік тому

      He looks like a creepy abomination already, I don't get why he said that line.

  • @robrick9361
    @robrick9361 5 років тому +881

    1st Film: Fantastic Retcons and Where to Apply Them.
    2nd Film: Fantastic Plotholes: The Crimes of Rowling.

    • @asurafire5386
      @asurafire5386 5 років тому +20

      rob rick at least the first movie made sense

    • @robrick9361
      @robrick9361 5 років тому +20

      @@asurafire5386
      I was praising the first movie.
      They retconned quite of bit of stuff in the 1st movie but it was well done.
      2nd movie is just a mess.

    • @albertoandrade9807
      @albertoandrade9807 5 років тому +1

      Retcons in the first such as?

    • @mihirlavande
      @mihirlavande 5 років тому +9

      3rd Film:
      Fantastic Bullshit: Rowling Please Stop.

    • @robrick9361
      @robrick9361 5 років тому +8

      @@albertoandrade9807
      Well like the addition of an American school.
      How come such a school wasn't invited to the Triwizard tournament in the 4th book/film?
      The other schools definitely weren't english.
      Those girls were clearly french and Krum did not sound or look english.
      Maybe it was just European schools, but still she clearly thought it up afterwards.
      And yes I know it's called TRI-wizard tournament but Rowling could have called it what ever she wanted.
      In the books Grindelwald seemed to be pretty active and a massive problem in Europe to just disappear to America for a while.
      Plus Rowling clearly thought up the whole Obscurus thing after she finished Deathly Hollows.
      I'm pretty sure Voldemort would have been trying to create those things while building his army.
      Just one of those things destroyed half of New York.
      The whole memory forgetting rain trick is a pretty massive retcon.
      It makes the whole "not doing magic in front of muggles" thing not such a big deal.
      Just keep one of those things captive and wait for a rain storm. No big deal.
      I don't know it just seemed like doing magic in front of muggles was an issue cause if they told someone it would be hard to contain it.
      But with the rain forgetting trick that doesn't seem like that big a problem anymore.

  • @ryanelliott3018
    @ryanelliott3018 5 років тому +2941

    Nobody:
    J.K Rowling: the sorting hat had an affair with Newt Scammander

    • @archivist_13
      @archivist_13 5 років тому +34

      How the f*ck would that work

    • @ryanelliott3018
      @ryanelliott3018 5 років тому +117

      Don't worry about it. J.K Rowling will always find a way to ruin our childhood

    • @dead541
      @dead541 5 років тому +26

      I have a feeling that exists in a fan fiction or something

    • @keloid123
      @keloid123 5 років тому +47

      @@archivist_13 Well you see:
      Merlin enchanted the Sorting Hat to be a Voluptuous latina girl......Roll with it

    • @MonMalthias
      @MonMalthias 5 років тому +30

      @@ryanelliott3018
      You think the Sorting Hat stands up on its own because of magic?
      It's not magic that makes the fabric stiff.

  • @jonathandonovan1802
    @jonathandonovan1802 4 роки тому +15266

    were there ever any german students at Hogwarts?
    J.K.: Yes, Adolf Hitler, Slytherin

    • @isaac_759
      @isaac_759 4 роки тому +462

      thats low. thats loooowwwww

    • @endorneyodera4366
      @endorneyodera4366 4 роки тому +755

      Boi, we all know Hitler was a Hufflepuff, thats why his outfit was yellow-ish

    • @mattiacastegnaro8701
      @mattiacastegnaro8701 4 роки тому +439

      Hitler wasn't german.

    • @endorneyodera4366
      @endorneyodera4366 4 роки тому +163

      @@mattiacastegnaro8701 but he was the leader of germany, and served in the pre germany german army in ww1

    • @thatoneguymatt987
      @thatoneguymatt987 4 роки тому +674

      He was Austrian, and Austrians are just fancy Germans

  • @matyaskassay4346
    @matyaskassay4346 2 роки тому +76

    Just a quick thing I'd like to add: Nagini in the movies is portrayed as a reticulates python, which naturally lives in India and southeast Asia. So I think if they really had to turn her into a human, it was kind of a wasted potential that they didn't cast ex. an indian or thai person to play her. Not to mention the fact that the name Nagini also comes from indian.

  • @yato2719
    @yato2719 5 років тому +1678

    no one:
    J K Rowling: snape is a single mother

    • @jonathancortez3003
      @jonathancortez3003 5 років тому +66

      You remember Hagrid? He's actually transgender . . He was called Hergrid . . He's transgender . . .

    • @quiringuenther6594
      @quiringuenther6594 5 років тому +3

      Sorry but Hagrid's mother was a single mother, so she's probably a lesbian. That's why in Harry Potter 7 Aurelius did not went to Nagani and said: "Let's have tea"

    • @8393Robertrex
      @8393Robertrex 5 років тому +3

      Okay this was funny the first few times but now its just an excuse for people to be asshats about """political correctness""" or as it should be called. Not being an asshat

    • @quiringuenther6594
      @quiringuenther6594 5 років тому +7

      @@8393Robertrex You have to complain about political correctness. And you have to do it with a joke, cuz otherwise everyone calls you a racist. Why do we have to complain? Well... crazy example: Nazis said f.e jewish people are different, so they treated them diffrently. Politicians say everyone is equal, but they treat everyone differently. So now ask yourself: Who is worse? The one that attacks you from the front or the one who stabs you in your back

    • @davidzubek5035
      @davidzubek5035 5 років тому +3

      @@quiringuenther6594 u trying to defend nazis???

  • @phoenixdzk
    @phoenixdzk 3 роки тому +1996

    I remember reading Quidditch through the ages a decade ago, and I remember that it was so cool that each continent and some countries got their own Quidditch team and it was lovely. I'm from India so started browsing through to see what Asia had and it was a small paragraph saying they didn't have a team because they preferred magic carpets. I almost want to throw it in her face but I'm afraid that if she responds in some underhanded way about how she's always actually had a specific Indian themed team in her mind and spouts some generic name I might die of cringe

    • @kawannbrown607
      @kawannbrown607 3 роки тому +147

      Lmfaooo im crying

    • @Logan-bh8tc
      @Logan-bh8tc 3 роки тому +132

      No fucking way . omfg

    • @weebemo1
      @weebemo1 3 роки тому +18

      watafak lmao

    • @phoenixdzk
      @phoenixdzk 3 роки тому +351

      Exact words in the book: Asia
      Quidditch has never achieved great popularity in the East, as the flying broomstick is a rarity in countries where the carpet is still the preferred mode of travel. The ministries of magic in countries such as India, Pakistan, Bangladesh, Iran and Mongolia, all of whom maintain a flourishing trade in flying carpets, regard Quidditch with some suspicion, though the sport does have some fans among witches and wizards on the street. The exception is Japan where it's been gaining steadily in popularity over the last century.
      She goes on to add that the Japanese tend to set fire to their brooms if they lose a game

    • @livinlikelarry8788
      @livinlikelarry8788 3 роки тому +71

      I’m praying with every atom in my body ur lying right now. MAGIC CARPETS???[*]^{€|!,!]^[>]?_?[€]*|

  • @snakeTDgameLNERfan
    @snakeTDgameLNERfan 2 роки тому +2001

    The thing for me with newt is that he's not inept, he's a capable wizard. Just not a dueller. I find that Newt being the protagonist is a vary odd choice especially considering he says "I don't do sides". That tells what he showed throughout the first film. He doesn't really care about the whole war thing, he wants to do his own thing and further his knowledge of animals and study them.

    • @diskeyes
      @diskeyes 2 роки тому +175

      Just so strange that she’s trying to tell 2 opposite stories in the same story.
      1 which is showing us other parts of the wizarding world with a character who’s just tryna chill and learn.
      The 2nd is a literal war story and how the greatest duel of all time came to happen.
      JUST TELL TWO SEPARATE STORIES?!?

    • @Imyourcherryybomb
      @Imyourcherryybomb 2 роки тому +154

      And all I want is to watch Newt be his odd self and just see him interact with the fantastic beasts but NO.

    • @sophiagonzales8974
      @sophiagonzales8974 2 роки тому +19

      No offense but I’d rather get another protagonist that’s not Newt also it would be a great potential to have a story take place in Ivermony since we’ve already seen too much of Hogwarts. Also since Fantastic Beasts take place in the US, a student in Ivermony who’s an American Harry Potter maybe would be a great choice.

    • @fictthecreator7083
      @fictthecreator7083 2 роки тому +72

      Newt feels like he should be a cameo. He feels like a beloved protagonist from a monster-of-the-week type series set in the Harry Potter universe in explicably on it's 6th season even though you've never heard of it before he got his own movie (Fantastic Beasts). Then later when the Grindelwald movie comes out he would appear for one scene where the main cast coincidentally run into him and he helps them with one of his beasties and you can bet that as soon as he steps into frame the entire audience in the theater goes wild

    • @TheHcjfctc
      @TheHcjfctc 2 роки тому +19

      I think the point of that is that there comes a time when big events like this simply make it impossible not to choose a side unless you don’t care about people or are naive enough to believe they won’t affect you.

  • @Dlúith
    @Dlúith 2 роки тому +101

    “Were there any Irish students at hogwarts?”
    JK: Yes, Seamus Finnigan, IRA

    • @Shadow-In-The-East
      @Shadow-In-The-East 2 роки тому +33

      You'll notice how in the films he was always accidentally blowing things up too 🤦🏼‍♂️

    • @wrestlinganime4life288
      @wrestlinganime4life288 Рік тому +1

      ​@@Shadow-In-The-East and turn water into wine?

    • @owenchafer1083
      @owenchafer1083 8 місяців тому +1

      That's not even untrue.