The Amazing Spider-Man 1&2 - Worse Than You Can Even Imagine

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  • @javanrench2094
    @javanrench2094 4 роки тому +25894

    “Did you get your milk?”
    “Yes”
    “What did it cost?”
    “Uncle ben”

    • @Numberonedetour1945fan
      @Numberonedetour1945fan 4 роки тому +183

      😧😦😥😢😰😫😭😭

    • @lianbenedek9791
      @lianbenedek9791 4 роки тому +224

      Too soon lfmao

    • @Numberonedetour1945fan
      @Numberonedetour1945fan 4 роки тому +336

      It better of been choclate.

    • @javanrench2094
      @javanrench2094 4 роки тому +118

      Lian Benedek unlcle ben died 2 million times no one cares anymore

    • @lianbenedek9791
      @lianbenedek9791 4 роки тому +87

      @@javanrench2094 I'm talking about infinity war oof. Uncle ben can get shot in front of me and I wouldnt care anymore

  • @davidoreilly7328
    @davidoreilly7328 2 роки тому +13318

    If No Way Home taught us anything, it’s that Andrew Garfield, when he has proper material to work with, is a fucking brilliant Spider Man

    • @slumpq
      @slumpq 2 роки тому +217

      fax bro

    • @frankieecartier
      @frankieecartier 2 роки тому +1526

      @@quirkyvfxx fuck up aunt may dies mj forgets Peter at the end when spell is reversed

    • @waterbottleme3065
      @waterbottleme3065 2 роки тому +583

      @@frankieecartier 💀

    • @abyzz6252
      @abyzz6252 2 роки тому +355

      @@frankieecartier im so glad i saw the movie day one lmfao

    • @tylerhiller4886
      @tylerhiller4886 2 роки тому +21

      Lmaoooooooo. All fax tho

  • @jacobkallenberger8903
    @jacobkallenberger8903 Рік тому +968

    I feel bad for Mrs. Stacy. She lost her husband and a year later her daughter to a Spiderman related incident

    • @Peremptor
      @Peremptor 9 місяців тому +32

      Pretty sure she died when Gwen was young in the comics and I take it something similar in these movies as well.

    • @apollyon4761
      @apollyon4761 8 місяців тому +28

      Next TASM villain

    • @muhammadeisa1459
      @muhammadeisa1459 7 місяців тому +30

      ​@@PeremptorI remember her being there at the dinner table scene in first movie

    • @Joxshuxa
      @Joxshuxa 7 місяців тому +5

      @@Peremptoryou didn’t watch the movie right?

    • @twenty-fifth420
      @twenty-fifth420 7 місяців тому +10

      @@JoxshuxaI think you can watch a movie and forget what the fuck and who the fuck was was in it. I barely remember Ms Stacy in that Dinner table convo. Most of the table was Gwen’s Dad and Peter just going at it. So like, easily forgotten tbh.

  • @MrCannon117
    @MrCannon117 Рік тому +818

    Why is Harry’s life cut literally in half when Norman got to live until his 40’s or 50’s 😂

    • @lucaleone4331
      @lucaleone4331 9 місяців тому +88

      This was always my thought. Like....why is he already dying? lol

    • @kaponosucks
      @kaponosucks 8 місяців тому +9

      @@lucaleone4331Ummm because he has it differently why is that hard to understand?

    • @lucaleone4331
      @lucaleone4331 8 місяців тому

      @kaponosucks whyre you stalking my comments you freak.
      Get a life.

    • @spottymaxy1628
      @spottymaxy1628 8 місяців тому +44

      ​@kaponosucks then they should of actually taken the time to develop it more

    • @daseafrate2025
      @daseafrate2025 7 місяців тому +1

      ​@@spottymaxy1628should have*

  • @kursedmilk
    @kursedmilk 5 років тому +8399

    That dude who killed uncle ben is just out there chillin rn

    • @SHINTAB
      @SHINTAB 5 років тому +161

      @WillFanofMany Carnage*

    • @starguy1o163
      @starguy1o163 5 років тому +455

      Actually the shooter was Captain America when he acidently thought Uncle Ben was Red skull

    • @kursedmilk
      @kursedmilk 5 років тому +241

      @@starguy1o163 hail hydra

    • @roguebard
      @roguebard 5 років тому +218

      It grinds my gears how the movie just kind of drops that whole plotline.

    • @ozmond
      @ozmond 5 років тому +4

      Malachi Roberts 7

  • @IMTOOHOLLYWOOD
    @IMTOOHOLLYWOOD 3 роки тому +6648

    ngl dating emma stone while filming a movie with her is an insane flex

    • @awezomeman2357
      @awezomeman2357 3 роки тому +71

      Ig so yea lol

    • @frankmerker630
      @frankmerker630 3 роки тому +276

      I dunno I feel cynicism in me thinking Sony gave them both a big bonus to lie about dating for extra and easy publicity for the movie

    • @leestock4618
      @leestock4618 3 роки тому +68

      Plenty of costars date, it's not a flex lmao

    • @michaelpeters404
      @michaelpeters404 3 роки тому +11

      How lmao

    • @shozanhanma2709
      @shozanhanma2709 3 роки тому +51

      @@michaelpeters404 CAUSE A NIGGA GETTING PUSSY! us as men complain about modern day women, then complain when a man gets some. if geting some is no big deal: inform the 50,000 black pill channels

  • @convictedsauces6875
    @convictedsauces6875 Рік тому +187

    The best scene of these 2 movies wasn't anything that they tried for really but was when Peter helped the kid out of the car on the bridge, when he removed his mask and came to the kids level and admitted he's scared too and that the mask helps him feel strong, that's THE spiderman for me right there, that super short scene is where the movie was redeemed until right after when it got stupid again

    • @thefollower2933
      @thefollower2933 9 місяців тому +6

      Wasn't that moment Ripped straight out of Batman Beyond?

    • @Artimidorus
      @Artimidorus 16 днів тому

      @@thefollower2933 Yup, pretty much. Peter is one of those heroes who used to really, really, care about his secret identity. That's one of the things I hate about super hero movies. :(
      But that scene was directly from Batman Beyond, which also put the kids life at risk because the villains found out he knew.

  • @thiskatisgay
    @thiskatisgay Рік тому +291

    I want you to know that, at around the 29-30min mark, my mother (who had been listening to the whole thing in the background) especially lost it at "I need spiderman's blood to heal my mysterious fake movie disease". Which, the line delivery was fxcking hilarious, but also they had me REWIND IT so they could catch it one more time. It was delightful, wish you could have heard them cracking up

    • @sarahdavis2435
      @sarahdavis2435 6 місяців тому +10

      I cackled at this exact line 😂😂😂😂

    • @beastaslayer1411
      @beastaslayer1411 2 місяці тому

      Disgusting. How is everything wrong with society encompassed in one person. To begin you’re unnecessarily hating the best Spider-Man movie, second you refer to your mum as “them”? Oh god that’s awful. And then your profile is the worst, you must be a disappointment to not only yourself but others around you.

    • @asadfarraj
      @asadfarraj 19 днів тому +1

      "mother"
      "them"
      Goddamnit dude you need some grammar classes.

    • @thiskatisgay
      @thiskatisgay 18 днів тому

      @@asadfarraj damn bro you need to go touch grass. why do you care about a stranger you never met

    • @genekendrick679
      @genekendrick679 11 днів тому

      ​@@asadfarrajfr😂

  • @brucewayne7989
    @brucewayne7989 3 роки тому +7996

    Uncle Ben died over chocolate milk, let that sink in....

    • @75JUNAKI
      @75JUNAKI 3 роки тому +247

      Bruce Wayne
      Ha that's even better XD

    • @WaikitLie-ed8uf
      @WaikitLie-ed8uf 3 роки тому +144

      The fuck does it want now

    • @jaison8263
      @jaison8263 3 роки тому +104

      How does your utility belt work Bruce ? Oh, I mean Wayne. Shit, I mean Batman.

    • @rndmusrnm2763
      @rndmusrnm2763 3 роки тому +87

      stoppp I actually cried in that scene. I mean at least we got a chance to get to know uncle ben before the killed him. In the original series I gotta be honest, I didn't really care he died.

    • @SaltusMannus
      @SaltusMannus 3 роки тому +18

      A sacrifice well made

  • @ChefBrownSauce
    @ChefBrownSauce 5 років тому +41771

    I watched The Amazing Spider-Man 2 on a plane and I walked out

    • @snapdaddy9698
      @snapdaddy9698 5 років тому +1254

      LMAO that’s amazingggg

    • @ChefBrownSauce
      @ChefBrownSauce 5 років тому +930

      Somebody doesn’t get the joke

    • @henrygutierrez3243
      @henrygutierrez3243 5 років тому +569

      I watched it on a bus. No one cared.

    • @namkeren7297
      @namkeren7297 5 років тому +544

      Me too but i died in plane now i am ghost for my son.

    • @ThePokem12345
      @ThePokem12345 5 років тому +265

      Dude I did the same except I was on a car ride at rush hour

  • @dylanchilders
    @dylanchilders 9 місяців тому +432

    I actually like Peter’s motivation being revenge at first, and I think the fact that it feels wrong was done on purpose, so that we can see Peter turn into the Spiderman we all know

    • @captainflowers748
      @captainflowers748 8 місяців тому +21

      I personally think the suit itself should evolve as Peter becomes more like Spider-Man the Hero and not Spider-Man the Anti-Hero. I like his costume as he began to search for the killer, he's more of a Spider-Man the Anti-Hero, I like the concept. But as he progresses in his search, he starts to become more and more heroic and changes and upgrades his attire to reflect until he truly becomes Spider-Man. This movie just flat out gives him the suit because ehhh?

    • @JerryMcB3rry
      @JerryMcB3rry 7 місяців тому +17

      And marcus making it seem like this is a huge sin is weird to me, since Peter's inital use of his powers after Ben dies is to chase down the guy who killed Ben seeking revenge. Granted in the comic and in the raimi movies it happens way quicker than TASM, but it still happens. I have no issue with peter's motivations at first, just as long as he doesn't stay that way, and he doesnt so whats the issue here?

    • @ihatecheese15615
      @ihatecheese15615 6 місяців тому +2

      @@JerryMcB3rryif we are gonna be honest this was YEARS ago compred to now given the context from no way home
      fixing andrews character

    • @ihatecheese15615
      @ihatecheese15615 6 місяців тому +2

      @@JerryMcB3rryalso rewatching the movie the script and direction for these movies are also bad too no way home proves that andrew is a good actor and given a good script he can be the best spiderman

    • @aidankeohane3370
      @aidankeohane3370 5 місяців тому +3

      Yeah there’s a lot of nonsense in these movies, but I agree, Peter wanting revenge actually makes a lot of sense. I know Spider Man doesn’t kill people. Neither does Batman, but when Bruce Wayne goes to the courthouse with a gun in Batman Begins it makes sense. It’s what an angry irrational person would want to do.

  • @jj947
    @jj947 11 місяців тому +150

    Cosmo’s weird beef with the “for you” song has infected me and now I laugh whenever I hear it

  • @BatMat52
    @BatMat52 3 роки тому +8480

    To this day I am salty about the way they treated Andrew. He would be a perfect mid 20s Peter. But the studio won’t let the character get out of high school.

    • @adityabhalekar3506
      @adityabhalekar3506 3 роки тому +82

      lets see what he does in spiderman 3

    • @chris_0068
      @chris_0068 3 роки тому +77

      @@adityabhalekar3506 They’re making an Amazing Spider-Man 3?

    • @chris_0068
      @chris_0068 3 роки тому +163

      IK man Andrew is a really good actor and we don’t see him that often anymore. Hopefully we are able to see him more in movies this was just a setback.

    • @adityabhalekar3506
      @adityabhalekar3506 3 роки тому +218

      @@chris_0068 nah. There are rumours that he and Tobey are gonna reprise their roles in the far from home sequel.. SO far wikipedia says it confirmed

    • @dustin628
      @dustin628 3 роки тому +1

      BatMat: thats a really good point, I think you're totally right about that

  • @beans6232
    @beans6232 4 роки тому +25443

    Ngl that was pretty chill of the the thief to give peter the milk

  • @etienneleroi9515
    @etienneleroi9515 Рік тому +83

    Andrew really is a great actor. There is no denying that after seeing tick, tick... Boom!

    • @Lu1
      @Lu1 Рік тому +10

      Yeah he's actually a good actor but the writers did him dirty

    • @dankerbell
      @dankerbell 11 місяців тому +6

      there was no denying that like ever, since the social network for example

    • @derekharan_
      @derekharan_ 26 днів тому +1

      @@dankerbell and hacksaw ridge

  • @baval5
    @baval5 4 місяці тому +14

    But Peter was right about how take a penny works...
    The pennies there arent put there by the store, theyre change people got and didnt want. The intention is to leave them there in case someone else wants or needs them. Putting a "$10 policy" on them is just dumb, and could possibly be illegal since its a form of charity.

  • @BostonMBrand
    @BostonMBrand 4 роки тому +8699

    The reason J. Jonah isn’t in this duo-logy is because his statements about Spider-Man being a menace would actually be true.

    • @DavidElendu
      @DavidElendu 4 роки тому +168

      If you take PS4 Spiderman, he was also a menace because he caused a lot of damage too....

    • @Maxisamo1
      @Maxisamo1 4 роки тому +325

      @@DavidElendu The only way Spider-Man is a problem in that game is if you believe it's because of the "escalating standards" theory, but even callers to his show pointed out hypocrisy like how Jonah helped Scorpion in the past

    • @MrAnonymous46
      @MrAnonymous46 4 роки тому +58

      @@DavidElendu I agree in part, that crane smashed up a lot of buildings and nearly killed 100s of people because he webbed and tried to fuckin yank down a demon's helicopter on top of a construction site, like you're spider-man bro, you could't have followed it or stuck yourself to the underside?

    • @NoBody-lj5xh
      @NoBody-lj5xh 4 роки тому +15

      @Jesse Davis If I was trying to shoot down a chopper of terrorists, but I somehow hit a chopper of civvies instead, am I a hero?

    • @ishmamyousuf2595
      @ishmamyousuf2595 4 роки тому +16

      @@NoBody-lj5xh ur not a hero but thats not the point, the point was the intention behind it. he was tryna help and failed which is spiderman stories in a nutshell.

  • @D.Bcooper1
    @D.Bcooper1 5 років тому +12444

    Top 10 Marvel snaps
    1. Gwen's neck
    2. Thanos' snap

    • @killme7820
      @killme7820 5 років тому +298

      FBI I have loli hentai

    • @nonec384
      @nonec384 5 років тому +46

      Lol thats a old acconct

    • @macman9706
      @macman9706 5 років тому +112

      Nah more like 1. iron man snap

    • @prototypeoswald1140
      @prototypeoswald1140 5 років тому +293

      Top 10 Marvel snaps
      1. Iron man snap
      2. Gwen’s neck
      3. Thanos’s snap

    • @Aizenbleach_
      @Aizenbleach_ 5 років тому +137

      Loki's neck

  • @joshuakim802
    @joshuakim802 9 місяців тому +20

    The part about Spidey putting on the fireman hat almost killed me

  • @ardavaztterterian1211
    @ardavaztterterian1211 Рік тому +40

    That "Were you trying to die?" at 11:34 almost killed me from laughing XD

  • @snowy2646
    @snowy2646 2 роки тому +16040

    I’m really happy he pointed out that Andrew is a good actor and it’s not his fault.

    • @oui2443
      @oui2443 2 роки тому +833

      fr, I think Andrew had much better acting than Tobey but unfortunately TASM just wasn't as well written as the first trilogy.

    • @snowy2646
      @snowy2646 2 роки тому +383

      @@oui2443 completely agree. And Andrew is the most poorly timed spidey because Tobey is the OG, Tom is the new one and Andrew is the middle.

    • @Eric-sd3xz
      @Eric-sd3xz 2 роки тому +148

      I think Andrew had the best depiction of Spider-Man. Tobey was the best Peter Parker and Tom have was good at being both. But ofc the MCU had a much better story than TASM. Also, what a coincidence you have the same name as my dog.

    • @selfiekroos1777
      @selfiekroos1777 2 роки тому +64

      The script for ASM2 was poorly written. ASM1 was awesome.

    • @eageltheYTman
      @eageltheYTman 2 роки тому +34

      @@Eric-sd3xz plot twist: he is your dog

  • @randomdude-4353
    @randomdude-4353 4 роки тому +6025

    This is the universe where J. Jonah Jameson was right

    • @tomturtle1018
      @tomturtle1018 4 роки тому +232

      Ian Miller this is the only universe without him

    • @Mysterio1010
      @Mysterio1010 4 роки тому +104

      @@tomturtle1018 well in the second one, he's often referenced and even name dropped.

    • @wifisloser1906
      @wifisloser1906 4 роки тому +21

      I'm a aham "fan boi cock shell"
      So nah homie he ain't in it cause sony can't make a good spiderman film (venom is good watch it please)

    • @wifisloser1906
      @wifisloser1906 4 роки тому +5

      @@Mysterio1010 wtf didn't notic

    • @ChangedMyNameFinally69
      @ChangedMyNameFinally69 4 роки тому +16

      @@wifisloser1906 Venom is ass

  • @dr.bright6272
    @dr.bright6272 7 місяців тому +20

    So why did Ben go for the gun? As far as he knew this dude was just a guy with a 6 pack who tripped. No one was in danger.

  • @darrenhood4033
    @darrenhood4033 9 місяців тому +16

    Oh God, the train platform and the entire sequence leading up to it had me almost thrown out of the theater I was sitting in because I couldn't contain my anger. A fucking subway train rises up out of the ground, on what has to be a hydraulic platform and I screamed out, "ARE YOU SHITTING ME?". Not only was this a waste of storytelling and special effects, as the train car could have just been resting on the tracks and the tokens used to open the gate leading into the secret platform, but how could he have built this in secret, away from Norman and his spies, electronic surveillance, and how did he fucking pay for it? How could he have expected to keep it hidden for this long or even manage to build it under the streets of NYC without anyone knowing about it? How did he dodge the police, transit authority, or square the permits without anyone becoming the wiser, in New York?
    OK, say you hand handwave that all away with rotating building crews, each working one piece at a time, not knowing how the finished product would look or function ala the infamous HH Holmes Murder Castle, how do you explain his master plan of telling his son this secret that could have easily been explained as a micro cassette or CD-ROM hidden within the linings of his briefcase, that he KNEW Peter would keep as a personal memento belonging to his own father, but instead hide subway tokens inside a cheap ass calculator that could have been thrown out, or lost or misplaced rendering the entire thing moot. How would he know that at some point Peter would open said calculator to find the tokens, and know exactly what they were for? How would he know that Peter would link the subway tokens to the secret tunnel? How would he know Peter would even be looking into his disappearance, or that he would find the info that would link the two pieces of the puzzle? Every single bit of this mystery has to happen exactly as daddy planned it, but does so in such a way that every piece of evidence has to be uncovered exactly as it unfolded in the film for it to work. Its so convoluted and so complicated, and all of it just to give us information that WE THE AUDIENCE ALREADY FUCKING KNOW!

  • @devont1576
    @devont1576 3 роки тому +3212

    Harry: help I'm dying
    Peter: Forgot the part where that's my problem

  • @jammedout191
    @jammedout191 4 роки тому +2360

    Captain Stacy: leave my daughter alone
    Peter: no..no I dont think I will

    • @ROCK_UNIVERSE97
      @ROCK_UNIVERSE97 4 роки тому +4

      2 movies later.. .

    • @propredator128
      @propredator128 4 роки тому +11

      Nice reference bro

    • @kawsmicah
      @kawsmicah 4 роки тому +8

      Only real fans will get it

    • @richardb7106
      @richardb7106 4 роки тому +24

      @@kawsmicah no not really everyone can understand it. stop trying to circle jerk your self for fucks sake clown

    • @asifrahaman8529
      @asifrahaman8529 4 роки тому +11

      Robbyz TV
      it’s literally the biggest movie of all time, everyone and their dog has seen it, I think everyone gets the reference 😂

  • @captainsalt4423
    @captainsalt4423 Рік тому +68

    TASM fanboys are really starting to become a lot like raimi fanboys, as seen by the recent comments.

    • @chaselee182
      @chaselee182 Рік тому +9

      Yep ppl not even care if it’s achuly good or bad they only listen to there opinions

  • @mac4860
    @mac4860 Рік тому +8

    “Which is something we already knew” is an all time quote

  • @lastsaneman19
    @lastsaneman19 5 років тому +5608

    Why did Peter Parker have to steal that intern's nametag in the first movie if he's best friends with the CEO's son?

    • @LordOsiris499
      @LordOsiris499 5 років тому +280

      Guy Incognito what... what is...

    • @anferman
      @anferman 5 років тому +140

      you made my day. Thanks a lot hahahahaha

    • @dr.calibrations7984
      @dr.calibrations7984 5 років тому +291

      *The plot thiccens*

    • @sheevinit1490
      @sheevinit1490 5 років тому +191

      Guy Incognito
      You just made this movie 10x better.

    • @Liberator130
      @Liberator130 5 років тому +27

      Wasn't Harry gone for years?

  • @Francesco-wi1ut
    @Francesco-wi1ut 4 роки тому +3344

    Peter: *throws calculator*
    Calculator: “Here’s Your Change!”

  • @Ind0nesiannationalteamgoated
    @Ind0nesiannationalteamgoated 5 місяців тому +12

    The Amazing Spider-Man 1: Painfully Average
    The Amazing Spider-Man 2:Dumpster fire

    • @shadowbon11
      @shadowbon11 5 місяців тому

      “well akschualy, erm the tasm movies are sho bad”☝️🤓

    • @jefftakesdscakes30
      @jefftakesdscakes30 5 місяців тому

      @@shadowbon11 he didn't say that

    • @GovinHari
      @GovinHari 3 місяці тому

      @@jefftakesdscakes30no shit sherlock

    • @EdgyZiggy
      @EdgyZiggy 3 місяці тому

      ​@@jefftakesdscakes30
      No one said he did. What are you on about? 😂

    • @jefftakesdscakes30
      @jefftakesdscakes30 3 місяці тому

      @@EdgyZiggy oh ok but this guy is mocking other people

  • @01eksii
    @01eksii Рік тому +33

    I think that "amazing" iteration had its potential like t the action was good, and the CGI and music(Hans Zimmer part of it) were godly. The first film was really hit hard by studio's experiments with Peter's character and the idea of the duality of his life(it was barely touched in 1st film). And then as I understand from many articles and some videos, they kinda tried to fix it in 2nd film, but then studio just decided to make their own multi-film thing like Avengers and remade/cut film just to fit more further plot "potential" into it and more cool fights, and placing things that actually needed attention on the second plan(and killed the film).

  • @collinsgichuhi8255
    @collinsgichuhi8255 4 роки тому +1344

    the reason why these movies cant hold a candle to the original trilogy is bacause the greatest phrase ever said in a movie isnt ever said
    "Pizza Time"

    • @Eggsther
      @Eggsther 4 роки тому +42

      Tobey when the spiderman got rebooted again : gonna cry?

    • @ErenE2706
      @ErenE2706 4 роки тому +34

      I think you meant “now dig on this”

    • @collinsgichuhi8255
      @collinsgichuhi8255 4 роки тому +13

      @@ErenE2706 Imma stop you right there

    • @ErenE2706
      @ErenE2706 4 роки тому +23

      You can’t do this to me! You know how much I sacrificed??!!

    • @collinsgichuhi8255
      @collinsgichuhi8255 4 роки тому +12

      @@ErenE2706 Its over Eren, I have the high ground

  • @kellencook9059
    @kellencook9059 4 роки тому +2873

    I like to think Rhino killed spiderman with his horn right after it cuts to the credits & that’s why there was no amazing spider man 3

    • @Wlf-lp1mq
      @Wlf-lp1mq 4 роки тому +58

      That and Andrew's controversy

    • @aeroga2383
      @aeroga2383 4 роки тому +140

      I think everyone can accept this.

    • @thanksforreading33
      @thanksforreading33 4 роки тому +30

      @@Wlf-lp1mq what Andrew converversy?

    • @idrinkpepsi
      @idrinkpepsi 4 роки тому +18

      Thanks for reading He was fired.

    • @riddhimanchakraborty3144
      @riddhimanchakraborty3144 4 роки тому +28

      Because both the amazing Spider-Man 1and 2 were trash Andrew was trash Peter Parker. So Guess what no amazing Spider-Man 3

  • @georgiilkov9915
    @georgiilkov9915 Рік тому +14

    I love coming here every once in a while and reading comments.

    • @chappie2550
      @chappie2550 Рік тому +5

      hahaha same

    • @chriscarrera1172
      @chriscarrera1172 Рік тому +5

      It’s crazy how no one can seem to take an opinion, albeit a bit of a harsh one.

    • @razamirza5841
      @razamirza5841 Рік тому +1

      I’ve never really seen hate comments as extreme as these

  • @camzabiy2637
    @camzabiy2637 2 місяці тому +5

    Biggest issue isn’t killing gwen Stacy, it’s killing Emma stone 😭

  • @Migatte
    @Migatte 3 роки тому +9841

    Its sad knowing how passionate andrew was about the character.

    • @chris_0068
      @chris_0068 3 роки тому +1249

      Andrew is a very good actor and you don’t see him that often in movies anymore. Which is sad cuz I really liked him. But hopefully we can see him more in films, this was just a setback.

    • @erickluviano981
      @erickluviano981 3 роки тому +396

      Aye you’ll see him and Toby in the next Spider-Man movie

    • @Migatte
      @Migatte 3 роки тому +59

      @@erickluviano981 true

    • @jaredpg7189
      @jaredpg7189 3 роки тому +38

      @@chris_0068 you should see Silence

    • @Phrate
      @Phrate 3 роки тому +5

      @@erickluviano981 wait what

  • @segul2309
    @segul2309 2 роки тому +5402

    Gwen's Dad: Keep Gwen outta this.
    Peter: I missed the part where that's my problem.

    • @bruv1835
      @bruv1835 2 роки тому +21

      This really hurts me say it but i have to confess… you fell off. This is coming from someone who used to admire you for around 3 years! You used to be my biggest role model in life but I realized over the years you just dont hit the same anymore please just retire

    • @segul2309
      @segul2309 2 роки тому +135

      @@bruv1835 wh- what

    • @erythroxy
      @erythroxy 2 роки тому +57

      @@segul2309 ikr tf is he sayin

    • @wd3rwexwd
      @wd3rwexwd 2 роки тому +58

      @@bruv1835 wtf are you on

    • @regularshowclips1639
      @regularshowclips1639 2 роки тому +58

      @@bruv1835 ay can I have some of your products

  • @HNojsa
    @HNojsa Рік тому +19

    Two big things that I hate the most about this movie:
    1. Peter Parker just doesn’t give a shit about anyone besides Gwen. He doesn’t give a shit about those innocent citizens who crash by the truck at the start of the movie. He doesn’t give a shit about his friend Harry. He doesn’t give a shit about his aunt who is gonna be alone at her house with no body take care of her because her horny nephew flies to UK just to be with his gf.
    Most importantly, he doesn’t give a shit about electro. He doesn’t care Max is his biggest fan, and he doesn’t even try to save or cure electro who unwillingly turns into a monster due to an accident. He just kill him like nothing. Seriously, after he kill electro, he doesn’t show any guilt or even mourn for Max’s death. He just joke around with Gwen. Spider-man love interest should play an important role in his story, but she shouldn’t be the ONLY one who matters. NWH really fix this by showing Andrew’s Spider-Man saying Max is just a nice guy who turn evil because of that accident. He even try to cure electro, something he didn’t bother to do in ASM 2.
    2. The fact that many people start to defend this movie just makes me so furious. Like…STFU. This movie FUCKING SUCK!

    • @SantinoVitale
      @SantinoVitale 3 місяці тому

      That’s what I like about this Peter he doesn’t give a shit

    • @SantinoVitale
      @SantinoVitale 3 місяці тому +1

      Best spiderman.

  • @captainflowers748
    @captainflowers748 Рік тому +11

    Also with Thor I like these moments where he seems somewhat ignorant (for lack of a better word) so he gets to be more funny, so when it becomes serious where he can truly show off his intelligence and problem-solving, it makes him a much better character since he has so much more to offer.

  • @miaaverie3535
    @miaaverie3535 2 роки тому +4422

    I just feel bad for Andrew Garfield, in interviews he’s mentioned how he always wanted to play Spider-Man and put so much pressure on himself while filming. Sucks that he got so much hate for this film when he had no control over it

    • @ceratoenjoyer
      @ceratoenjoyer 2 роки тому +46

      Don't feel too bad, he got his redemption

    • @ceratoenjoyer
      @ceratoenjoyer 2 роки тому +7

      Don't feel too bad, he got his redemption

    • @Himmington637
      @Himmington637 2 роки тому +2

      @@ceratoenjoyer His movies still are garbage

    • @blunew467
      @blunew467 2 роки тому +8

      He doesn’t even get hate, all these comments keep on praising him.

    • @w0ah163
      @w0ah163 2 роки тому +34

      @@blunew467 well not anymore, it was a shitstorm before

  • @danbushnell8043
    @danbushnell8043 3 роки тому +1976

    If you have seen Life of Pi, then you would know that Peters dad, Richard Parker, was actually a Tiger

  • @n3ro81
    @n3ro81 9 місяців тому +12

    The actual reason as to why Electro became a villain is the fact that he was pissed from nobody celebrating his goddamn birthday.

  • @toriori553
    @toriori553 Місяць тому +3

    Not only have I seen TASM2 up to three times now and keep forgetting that the secret-train-reveal scene even happens, every time I watch Gwen's death, I just remember that it wasn't as impactful as I keep imagining it was. What we got was a slow, drawn-out sequence shaking us and yelling "She's gonna die! She's gonna die!". What I remember in my head is complete and utter silence as she falls at a relatively realistic speed, before a sickening thud/snap sound as the rest of the scene finishes normally. My imagination made a better movie, and I was maybe 13 when I first saw it.

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 3 роки тому +9701

    Andrew Garfield is a great actor, this film was just a victim of shoddy writing.

  • @togathin7009
    @togathin7009 3 роки тому +2276

    10:51 Peter straight up traded Uncle Ben for Milk.

    • @ryanm.8720
      @ryanm.8720 3 роки тому +135

      Worth it.

    • @crazybl1tz88
      @crazybl1tz88 3 роки тому +75

      i’d trade my own soul for a cup of snapple brah

    • @crazybl1tz88
      @crazybl1tz88 3 роки тому +7

      @@timtheguy2179 (me wondering if that’s good or not)

    • @crazybl1tz88
      @crazybl1tz88 3 роки тому +7

      @@timtheguy2179 is that good or not-

    • @timtheguy2179
      @timtheguy2179 3 роки тому +10

      @@crazybl1tz88 It is
      you should be more positive about yourself
      And I recommend you try the Naked, it's pretty good

  • @alexshaler4810
    @alexshaler4810 Рік тому +6

    “Because the screenplay is a fucking mess.” I cannot watch that part without laughter, I just cannot.

  • @eclecticspaghetti
    @eclecticspaghetti 7 місяців тому +6

    Guys please I’ve been trying to find that big band cover of the spider man theme used at the start of this video for literal years now, does anyone know where it’s originally from

  • @Nasgatemk2
    @Nasgatemk2 3 роки тому +5374

    I can only assume Jameson isn't in these movies because his hatred of Spiderman would be completely rational.

  • @workingman9019
    @workingman9019 4 роки тому +1399

    WHY DOES NO ONE POINT OUT THAT THIS SPIDER-MAN BUYS HIS WEBS! ONLINE!

    • @ishmamyousuf2595
      @ishmamyousuf2595 4 роки тому +224

      wait so he cant afford milk but can afford a whole day swinging worth of spider web fluid or whatever that he used (never paid attention to all the science shit, these movies boring af)

    • @GodismyJudge47
      @GodismyJudge47 4 роки тому +39

      I've never seen this movie, so... WHAT?!!!

    • @workingman9019
      @workingman9019 4 роки тому +83

      @@GodismyJudge47 YEAH HE SEE'S A COMMERCIAL ABOUT HOW THEY CAN PULL AN AIRPLANE! I THINK OSCORP MADE THEM.

    • @workingman9019
      @workingman9019 4 роки тому +93

      NOT ONLY IS THAT SO STUPID, BUT COPS WOULD BE KNOCKING HIS DOOR DOWN!

    • @flashaxl
      @flashaxl 4 роки тому +52

      The webshooter was sponsored by Sony, of course

  • @Commentor_YT
    @Commentor_YT Рік тому +7

    The first action of Spider-Man was taking revenge for Bens death in the comics. The responsibility part came when he was about to kill the criminal.

  • @RazorGaming2570
    @RazorGaming2570 10 місяців тому +5

    If peter and harry are such close friends then why does he have to sneak into oscorp in the first movie when he can just have his best and closest friend who is about to own the company just get him in?

  • @raymondmadrid
    @raymondmadrid 3 роки тому +876

    Top marvel snaps
    Thanos snap
    Ironman snap
    Tobey's snap
    Gwen's neck

  • @rosiebanks5618
    @rosiebanks5618 5 років тому +5190

    Andrew Garfield's is a phenomenal actor. Hacksaw ridge was something else. He got bad material here

    • @PhilliaPhobia
      @PhilliaPhobia 5 років тому +261

      Amen, i just saw Hacksaw Ridge the other day. He should have won the oscar

    • @TruthTheChamp
      @TruthTheChamp 5 років тому +78

      He did wonderful here. Not tryna here it

    • @MrRe-pg7fj
      @MrRe-pg7fj 5 років тому +63

      Rosie Banks yeah Andrew Garfield role as Private Doss is amazing.

    • @toastchan1236
      @toastchan1236 5 років тому +4

      Good statement

    • @Schwubble4444
      @Schwubble4444 5 років тому +95

      Oh yeah, social network is really good and Garfield knows what he's doing when he's given something competent

  • @jimbonmfc8630
    @jimbonmfc8630 7 місяців тому +19

    This video had superior writing then the actual movies

  • @mr.yeet_eats9609
    @mr.yeet_eats9609 3 роки тому +1765

    Bruh. So Gwen's mom is a widow and child-less

    • @sebastianzuzi311
      @sebastianzuzi311 3 роки тому +161

      I think she got like three other kids

    • @mrinmaydas1
      @mrinmaydas1 3 роки тому +63

      @@sebastianzuzi311 two sons

    • @irongirltoni
      @irongirltoni 3 роки тому +60

      Omg your right. Her life must suck now. Why didn't we get a scene with her in the movie

    • @clawww2439
      @clawww2439 3 роки тому +9

      @@irongirltoni she has two more sond

    • @DeezNuts-te4lm
      @DeezNuts-te4lm 3 роки тому +43

      @@sebastianzuzi311 but her life whiplashed harder than Gwen's neck.

  • @dimitrirao3181
    @dimitrirao3181 2 роки тому +3511

    Ngl, my fav part of the first one is the choreography, peter fights like a spider and so does the lizard

    • @Water_Me_Loan
      @Water_Me_Loan 2 роки тому +96

      It’s a pretty good fight sequence, too bad the Rest of the Movie was just okay.

    • @pheas
      @pheas 2 роки тому +325

      @californication of course it is, it’s a f*cking superhero movie with a giant CGI lizard as the villain, what do you expect, it’s still entertaining, that’s really all that matters

    • @johnrelish6663
      @johnrelish6663 2 роки тому +25

      @@pheas 🤣 facts

    • @pheas
      @pheas 2 роки тому +5

      @@johnrelish6663 fr tho

    • @Us3r739
      @Us3r739 2 роки тому +17

      @californication you’re not too bright

  • @drygnfyre
    @drygnfyre 11 місяців тому +6

    I never understood in the logic of the film why Spider-Man didn't just give Harry a blood sample. I mean, it either works and Harry lives, or it doesn't. Unless I missed an explanation within the film, it seems there is no reason for Spider-Man not to do this.

    • @alexgomorykeisler3800
      @alexgomorykeisler3800 2 місяці тому +2

      I like Nostalgia Critic's theory. His theory is that the scene in which Peter went to the subway and discovered A) that Oscorp wanted to weaponize his dad's research, and B) that the only reason the spider bite worked on him was that it had been made with his dad's DNA, was originally going to be BEFORE the scene in which he denied his blood to Harry. Because in that scenario, he has a reason to distrust anyone from Oscorp, plus he knows for a fact that it wouldn't work on Harry. But the script got chopped up and the final product makes less sense.

  • @divi1223
    @divi1223 10 днів тому +1

    The amazing spiderman 2 is the greatest of all of them; the swinging, the fight scenes, the villains (specifically electro and lizard), the story line and they went all out with soundtrack

  • @jlord5078
    @jlord5078 5 років тому +3159

    I feel like Andrew Garfield could do a really good Anakin Skywalker.

    • @tuskinradar8688
      @tuskinradar8688 5 років тому +352

      Honestly, the guys like a Spitting image of Hayden Christensen

    • @jlord5078
      @jlord5078 5 років тому +49

      @@tuskinradar8688 I know, right?

    • @sanskritartistenlightened3305
      @sanskritartistenlightened3305 5 років тому +21

      @@tuskinradar8688 so true

    • @arthurmorgan4546
      @arthurmorgan4546 5 років тому +54

      I can see it. Like the second prequel kinda era

    • @inkdemons1251
      @inkdemons1251 5 років тому +39

      Eww, no, the anakin actor did well. Not a fucking cry baby who cry alot

  • @stueygriffith4671
    @stueygriffith4671 5 років тому +1921

    BIGGEST UNANSWERED QUESTION:
    did you ever end up wearing the dress your husband bought you?

    • @echo12345ish
      @echo12345ish 5 років тому +82

      Only for three minutes, three minutes of play time

    • @TypicalMan
      @TypicalMan 5 років тому +73

      That's a cute outfit, did your husband give it to you?

    • @WalterLiddy
      @WalterLiddy 5 років тому +51

      At least he has a thoughtful husband, always buying him things. That poster at least acknowledged that much.

    • @gbuumklmu
      @gbuumklmu 5 років тому +5

      Stuey Griffith has to take some damn

    • @gabrielwillames
      @gabrielwillames 5 років тому +11

      HEY FREAK SHOW

  • @daddykarlmarx6183
    @daddykarlmarx6183 Рік тому +8

    I still can't believe people defend these, and even think they're the best spiderman movies

  • @aegonthedragon7303
    @aegonthedragon7303 Рік тому +9

    I am so glad that No Way Home exists because it proves that it was entirely Sony’s fault for these movies sucking shit. Would like to see Andrew get another solo film in the future.

  • @Maxisamo1
    @Maxisamo1 4 роки тому +1784

    I just noticed that he played Toxic by Brittney Spears in the background of the plane scene because the music video of the song takes place on a plane.

    • @donm1719
      @donm1719 4 роки тому +48

      Well done for cracking the case 👏🏾

    • @muhammadhashir6136
      @muhammadhashir6136 4 роки тому +35

      I officially proclaim u ( no sarcasm included except for a teensy bit) World's greatest detective

    • @janesmith1840
      @janesmith1840 4 роки тому +10

      Wow...that's awful.

    • @theotv1647
      @theotv1647 4 роки тому +7

      @@muhammadhashir6136 No, that's Batman's title.

    • @maddniarslan
      @maddniarslan 4 роки тому +8

      Also the James Bond-y aspects of the song since he said that part felt like a James Bond movie

  • @O6i
    @O6i 2 роки тому +3234

    Yikes i really feel bad for Andrew they did him mad dirty. Glad Marvel could give them redemption.

    • @neuro3834
      @neuro3834 2 роки тому +7

      Them?

    • @O6i
      @O6i 2 роки тому +82

      @@neuro3834 the entire team that made the amazing spider man 2

    • @neuro3834
      @neuro3834 2 роки тому +19

      @@O6i "glad marvel could give *them* redemption"

    • @1ButtonDash
      @1ButtonDash 2 роки тому +83

      felt the same about Jamie Foxx. He got to play Electro which in my opinion is a badass character and he also was not done right in the film but I loved him in No Way Home.

    • @officerspooder
      @officerspooder 2 роки тому +2

      he was in it for 20 min, not redeemed not enough

  • @PK_LuiZi
    @PK_LuiZi 9 місяців тому +5

    I personally love this adaptation of Peter and Spider-Man

  • @appealtoreason7584
    @appealtoreason7584 7 місяців тому +4

    16:35 To be fair in the comics Lizard has an army of reptiles that followed his command, which would be absolutely silly to see in a live action New York setting, so Lizard wanting to turn people into giant lizards makes more sense and is more of a threat to NY and Spider-Man especially if they would be under Lizards command.

  • @SIRtrizzytreyofcameltoe
    @SIRtrizzytreyofcameltoe 3 роки тому +592

    I work at a gas station. Literally nobody would trip over 2¢

    • @jjonahjameson8934
      @jjonahjameson8934 3 роки тому +10

      Yep

    • @getinthecrust4907
      @getinthecrust4907 3 роки тому +3

      Does milk really cost 2c in America? What year is it, 1900?

    • @worldwide8339
      @worldwide8339 3 роки тому +29

      @@getinthecrust4907 No... it was like $2.18 or something.. He was 2 cents short.

    • @abisspassenger
      @abisspassenger 3 роки тому +3

      I work at a movie theater. The dicks are always the costumers.

    • @notsojoerogan
      @notsojoerogan 3 роки тому +14

      @@abisspassenger I work at a Dick's. I'm a dick

  • @draizel8226
    @draizel8226 3 роки тому +2104

    Tobey: friendzones MJ to keep her safe.
    Andrew: tells Gwen he's Spider Man to impress her to be his girlfriend.
    And guess what he got her killed.

    • @zynry
      @zynry 3 роки тому +52

      wait..you might have something going on.

    • @potmeetkettle
      @potmeetkettle 3 роки тому +114

      Okay, now you got me thinking of an idea. I wanna see a movie where the superhero knows that anyone knowing his identity is a sure death sentence, and he uses that as a weapon, telling a few evil enemies his real identity so they die.

    • @thektcrew9719
      @thektcrew9719 3 роки тому +58

      @@potmeetkettle So like Reverse Death Note or something?

    • @potmeetkettle
      @potmeetkettle 3 роки тому +46

      The KTCrew
      I haven’t seen Death Note, but from what I’ve heard, people die if the protagonist writes their name in the book and he can choose how they die too. I want this death to be more unexplainable and uncontrollable. The superhero knows a person will die if they know his identity but can’t control how it happens and he doesn’t know why it happens.

    • @thektcrew9719
      @thektcrew9719 3 роки тому +5

      @@potmeetkettle ahhh I gotcha

  • @indiesoku
    @indiesoku Рік тому +1

    I love how during the TASM 2 part you just causally hear an instrumental of toxic in the back

  • @Lu_Williams
    @Lu_Williams 3 дні тому +1

    I like that we are all collectively realizing this is the best and most grounded Spider-Man

  • @ickylady
    @ickylady 3 роки тому +1755

    these films really make you FEEl like J. Jonah Jameson.

  • @tendertwig8021
    @tendertwig8021 3 роки тому +1708

    In the first movie’s defense, the suit was meant to be something a teenager could actually make.

    • @dj0rtega
      @dj0rtega 3 роки тому +55

      He’s supposed to be intelligent and he dosent know how to sew? Wow

    • @lnsullivan422
      @lnsullivan422 3 роки тому +216

      How is he supposed to make high-quality webbing that looks like something the military would make, then? He’s poor.

    • @G59METH
      @G59METH 3 роки тому +300

      @@dj0rtega just because you're good at maths doesn't mean you're good at painting dumbass

    • @cebolimhagameplays6740
      @cebolimhagameplays6740 3 роки тому +77

      @@lnsullivan422 if i remember correctly, in tasm1 he stole the web fluid from oscorp or something, he just made the shooters.
      now, how did he make more web fluid? did he learn how to make it outta nowhere? did he steal more web fluid from oscorp? idk.

    • @SiddharthShenoy
      @SiddharthShenoy 3 роки тому +76

      @@dj0rtega I can explain quantum entanglement to you but I don't know shit about playing a single musical instrument. Similarly, Peter figured out the decay rate algorithm but that doesn't mean he should how to sew.

  • @kirby9447
    @kirby9447 Рік тому +8

    It's actually pretty funny seeing people actually malding about a 4yo video

  • @robin3232
    @robin3232 9 місяців тому +16

    I actually kinda like how this version of spiderman starts off as being a rather mean guy and merely seeking revenge

    • @Lu1
      @Lu1 9 місяців тому +3

      pretty sure that's just every Spider-Man

  • @dr.biscuitbitch2115
    @dr.biscuitbitch2115 3 роки тому +1059

    Cashier: wat daddy didn't give you enough milk money
    Peter: you'll get your money when you fix this damn door!

    • @MollyCyrus00X
      @MollyCyrus00X 3 роки тому +4

      hahaha

    • @Bluejaysgods
      @Bluejaysgods 3 роки тому +2

      What’s the song called at 19:00

    • @dr.biscuitbitch2115
      @dr.biscuitbitch2115 3 роки тому +5

      @@Bluejaysgods never gonna give u up by rick roller coaster

    • @chitchi8569
      @chitchi8569 3 роки тому

      @Izzy Hodson Do u know the name of the song at the very first? I searched Spiderman theme multiple times but I still didnt get it

    • @chitchi8569
      @chitchi8569 3 роки тому

      @Izzy Hodson Oh :(

  • @VhsssTv
    @VhsssTv 2 роки тому +3798

    Gwen's dad: keep Gwen out of it
    Peter: maybe he won't see if I.... put some dirt in his eyes

  • @jordankeller4253
    @jordankeller4253 Рік тому +5

    I just watched all five original Spider-Man movies, and there's something I noticed about the Amazing Spiderman. The Raimi films are a little notorious for their extremely long opening credits. Amazing Spider-Man starts almost immediately. It's like they learned lol

  • @Dead_Pegasus
    @Dead_Pegasus 11 місяців тому +4

    The revenge thing is comic accurate, it just falls apart based on the fact he already knows that it's his fault so he should've learned his lesson already.

  • @triplixity
    @triplixity 3 роки тому +2203

    "Spiderman can self heal!"
    *literally showed Peter with a cold in this movie*

    • @akhil6826
      @akhil6826 3 роки тому +36

      Huh, how are these related?

    • @robertwesley7332
      @robertwesley7332 3 роки тому +217

      Yeah. If anything, that's just proof that Peter had no reason to give Harry his blood. It only heals wounds, not disease.

    • @wafflemcmulligan9186
      @wafflemcmulligan9186 3 роки тому +33

      @@robertwesley7332 That’s the joke that this guy was making

    • @daverobson3084
      @daverobson3084 3 роки тому +119

      We can all self heal. Its called ......healing.

    • @robertwesley7332
      @robertwesley7332 3 роки тому +8

      @@wafflemcmulligan9186 the joke implies he can't self-heal at all because he still had a cold.

  • @connorlawrence1884
    @connorlawrence1884 4 роки тому +826

    Imagine if the person who’s intern card in the first film was stolen was someone being played by tobey maguire in a cameo

  • @MizunoAoiro
    @MizunoAoiro Рік тому +4

    I love the slowed down version of gone gone gone at 34:52 somehow it makes me wish the song was less upbeat and cheerful with it’s melody and more sad and slower tempo

  • @Indeeee
    @Indeeee Рік тому +7

    On point. TASM movies are absolutely atrocious. I never thought that I'd be bored of a Spiderman movie but TASM 1 proved me wrong. As for TASM 2, that shit is the Batman & Robin of Spiderman movies.

  • @themodestgladiator9471
    @themodestgladiator9471 4 роки тому +1342

    Tasm1:
    Captain Stacy: *”promise me to not date my daughter Gwen Stacy”*
    Tasm2:
    *”Dates Gwen Stacy and ends up dead”*

  • @melvinjohnlouis2995
    @melvinjohnlouis2995 3 роки тому +705

    Uncle Ben screamed and try to fight the thief, I think at the moment he forget his role and he tries to become spider-man

    • @funnysonicman
      @funnysonicman 3 роки тому +38

      Melvin John Spider-Uncle

    • @BigFatMonkey9629
      @BigFatMonkey9629 3 роки тому +5

      Melvin John lolololololololololololololol

    • @funnysonicman
      @funnysonicman 3 роки тому +4

      @@iiGenisysii Dude what the heck, he was just making a joke

    • @dj0rtega
      @dj0rtega 3 роки тому +4

      Hahahahahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahhaha

    • @lokifenri9475
      @lokifenri9475 3 роки тому

      😂😂😂😂😂

  • @zombified3362
    @zombified3362 Рік тому +5

    Funny how almost everyone was hating on these movies before then NWH happened and they’re all of the sudden the greatest superhero films ever made

  • @alextargaryen7886
    @alextargaryen7886 7 місяців тому +5

    First was fine... The second was a pile of garbage

  • @saudalkaabi3353
    @saudalkaabi3353 3 роки тому +1372

    The Green Goblin actually scared me as a kid in these movies, Not because he evokes dread, it’s because he looks like he is about to transform into a Resident Evil Creature

  • @urmum3626
    @urmum3626 2 роки тому +2669

    Ngl, the "oh no my biggest weakness, small knives" had my dying of laughter

    • @ghidorah15
      @ghidorah15 2 роки тому +58

      Yeah, but it worked a lot better in the trailer because it was edited better and they weren't talking over each other like a couple of babbling morons.

    • @lakshdaboss7930
      @lakshdaboss7930 2 роки тому +5

      There I made it 90 likes
      Edit:I guess this is irrelevant now

    • @drewski103
      @drewski103 2 роки тому +17

      “Is that a real knife?”

    • @nestorpylos84
      @nestorpylos84 2 роки тому

      @@ghidorah15 no

    • @tuo5155
      @tuo5155 2 роки тому

      Same

  • @aryanakiraj5049
    @aryanakiraj5049 11 місяців тому +10

    This comment section needs help wtf

  • @warbossbloodskar3704
    @warbossbloodskar3704 5 років тому +2153

    Don't let this distract you from the fact that TONY STARK BUILT THE MARK 1 SUIT IN A CAVE... WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS

    • @I_am_a_cat_
      @I_am_a_cat_ 5 років тому +1

      No he didn't

    • @DMKA94
      @DMKA94 5 років тому +183

      @@I_am_a_cat_ he did in the first film, although with missile components opposed to a box of scraps

    • @I_am_a_cat_
      @I_am_a_cat_ 5 років тому +1

      @@DMKA94 nuh uh

    • @dasme8210
      @dasme8210 5 років тому +72

      True, but if its any consolation, it was a piece of crap

    • @thejemstone9219
      @thejemstone9219 5 років тому +25

      @@I_am_a_cat_ what did he do in that cave with a box of scraps, then?

  • @Cazziekid
    @Cazziekid 3 роки тому +1559

    "Spiderman makes his costume in this movie, so people won't recognize him for his crimes" Easily my favorite Cosmonaut quote

  • @undoschem4889
    @undoschem4889 5 місяців тому +1

    The Sam raining spiderman movies was the first marvel movie I ever watched while at a hospital visiting. Just holds a place in my heart

  • @jones3887
    @jones3887 11 місяців тому +3

    Gwen in that scene actually says "easy, bugboy", although I had to look up the sctipt online to be sure.

  • @takumin86
    @takumin86 4 роки тому +833

    No way Electro is a villain nowadays. He's free renewable energy!

    • @sabcapture7411
      @sabcapture7411 4 роки тому +5

      underrated comment LOOOL

    • @joshuafuller2536
      @joshuafuller2536 4 роки тому +18

      Not true. Electro can run out of power and needs to refuel when he does.

    • @stagelinedpro
      @stagelinedpro 4 роки тому +3

      @@joshuafuller2536 WOOOSH

    • @joshuafuller2536
      @joshuafuller2536 4 роки тому +10

      @@stagelinedpro how did that go over my head? He said electro is free RENEWABLE energy which he isn't.

    • @browhat7852
      @browhat7852 4 роки тому

      @@joshuafuller2536 you missed the joke

  • @ramchop-_-7320
    @ramchop-_-7320 5 років тому +694

    If J. Jonah Jameson was in these moves, he’d be right about Spider-man being a menace

    • @rorythepussycar8816
      @rorythepussycar8816 5 років тому +23

      He is actually mentioned in the Amazing Spider-Man 2 but sadly never seen

    • @jaydee4861
      @jaydee4861 5 років тому +3

      He was mentioned.

    • @BeexDubb
      @BeexDubb 5 років тому +2

      Or on his podcast like in the spiderman ps4 game 😭😭😭😭😭

    • @beastunleashed657
      @beastunleashed657 5 років тому +14

      @@rorythepussycar8816 I hope JK Simmons returns as Jameson in the MCU

    • @theextracrispycolonel9504
      @theextracrispycolonel9504 5 років тому

      saumil padwal..Ahaha..ah,if only you knew

  • @jon7210
    @jon7210 8 місяців тому +3

    after reading comics and really understanding who spider-man is you cant hate these movies in fact they are my favorite spider-man movies

  • @T0MMYMATTH3WS
    @T0MMYMATTH3WS 11 місяців тому +6

    Tasm 1 is good imo except the parents bit
    but tasm 2 sucks balls except the spidey suit

    • @Nickwilde2295
      @Nickwilde2295 11 місяців тому

      No it didnt You blubber face

    • @Lu1
      @Lu1 11 місяців тому +3

      ​@@Nickwilde2295TASM2 sucks ass

    • @Nickwilde2295
      @Nickwilde2295 11 місяців тому

      ​​@@Lu1What's that little man huh huh You little Disney mcu fan boy the amazing spiderman 2 did not suck

    • @Lu1
      @Lu1 11 місяців тому +2

      ​@@Nickwilde2295What does this have anything to do with MCU? Smartest Andrew Garfield dicksucker lmao I swear

    • @illegalwebsite6870
      @illegalwebsite6870 11 місяців тому

      @@Nickwilde2295did you just just call him a blubber face cause holy hell that wasn’t funny

  • @XyzCloud
    @XyzCloud 3 роки тому +3616

    Could you imagine being Andrew Garfield and the criticism against you is that snickerdoodle pineapple tall and handsome lol.

    • @marvelmonster8840
      @marvelmonster8840 3 роки тому +53

      *too

    • @Joeysaladslover
      @Joeysaladslover 3 роки тому +47

      @@marvelmonster8840 if you’re gonna be an annoying dick, at least do it right.

    • @argo9721
      @argo9721 3 роки тому +118

      @@Joeysaladslover bro no need to get mad

    • @Joeysaladslover
      @Joeysaladslover 3 роки тому +19

      @@argo9721 no need to point out a simple spelling error, while missing an even bigger spelling error. Dumbasses should be called out.

    • @FingFantasticFox
      @FingFantasticFox 3 роки тому +75

      @@Joeysaladslover yikes dude

  • @Salieri2024
    @Salieri2024 3 роки тому +3724

    Considering Andrew Garfield's acting skills, humour, tallness, handsomeness, etc. he could've been a fantastic Spider-Man if his movies' stories were anything like the 2018 PlayStation Spider-Man game. It would just suit him well.

    • @dajokahbaby1506
      @dajokahbaby1506 3 роки тому +325

      ik Andrew Garfield would’ve been the perfect Peter Parker if Sony didn’t put him in high school again, like he even has fucking bushy eyebrows

    • @crazybl1tz88
      @crazybl1tz88 3 роки тому +70

      @@dajokahbaby1506 i had a whole joke based around my bushy eyebrows during 5th grade brah bushy brows arent about age

    • @adityabhalekar3506
      @adityabhalekar3506 3 роки тому +8

      he is a fantastic spierman

    • @JohnsProdzTV
      @JohnsProdzTV 3 роки тому +42

      could of been the best Spider-Man story but they fucked it up colossally

    • @shanouboubou
      @shanouboubou 3 роки тому +1

      YES ! YES DUDE