Star Wars: Episode II - Attack Of The Clones Pitch Meeting

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  • Step inside the pitch meeting that led to Star Wars: Episode II - Attack Of The Clones!
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    Attack of the Clones had the difficult task of proving that The Phantom Menace was a fluke and that the prequel trilogy was still a super good idea. If you ask most people, it failed pretty hard at that. The movie brought us Hayden Christensen as an Anakin Skywalker in his late teenage years, transformed from a tiny little pod-racing enthusiast into a creepy guy that stares at women for far too long and whines about everything. George Lucas also put the pedal to the metal in terms of CGI, using some in virtually every single shot. The movie also raises a ton of questions… like why was Anakin assigned to protect Padme when there were so many qualified Jedi just sitting around? What exactly does she even see in him? Why does Yoda walk into a fight with a cane and suddenly bounce around like a pinball?
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  • @THEGOFER615
    @THEGOFER615 5 років тому +3102

    "She didn't understand the job description because She did great"...😂😂😂

    • @mixedbagclips2511
      @mixedbagclips2511 5 років тому +21

      Hammer&nails oopsie!

    • @Carewolf
      @Carewolf 5 років тому +63

      And it did start her career as famous actor. The only one to escape the prequels with a better rep than going in.

    • @joshuahendricks7201
      @joshuahendricks7201 5 років тому +4

      @@Carewolf Who is the actress???

    • @Carewolf
      @Carewolf 5 років тому +37

      @@joshuahendricks7201 Keira Knightley

    • @Radagast27
      @Radagast27 5 років тому +48

      Carewolf Knightly was the decoy in The Phantom Menace. The decoy in Attack of the Clones was a different actress. It’s also worth noting that Rose Byrne has a small role as Padme’s handmaiden.

  • @KainzMusic
    @KainzMusic 5 років тому +2942

    "Tell me more about this Sifo-Dyas"
    "No!"
    "Oh, okay!"

    • @THEGOFER615
      @THEGOFER615 5 років тому +41

      😂😂😂😂

    • @EchthelionII
      @EchthelionII 5 років тому +46

      That is one of my few gripes about this movie, also, didn't know the clones were CGI, it does not look like it.

    • @THESERIOUSKNOB
      @THESERIOUSKNOB 5 років тому +44

      @@EchthelionII its still weird to think there were no practical clones in all of the prequels

    • @EchthelionII
      @EchthelionII 5 років тому +7

      @@THESERIOUSKNOB Even in Revenge of the Sith?

    • @THESERIOUSKNOB
      @THESERIOUSKNOB 5 років тому +24

      @@EchthelionII yep, Temuera's face is just stuck on to the CG clones

  • @bluefalconssuck5881
    @bluefalconssuck5881 4 роки тому +2844

    Padme: "You killed _Younglings..._ I don't know you anymore".
    Anikin: "What?... When I slaughtered that entire village 8 months ago, it was a panty-dropper".

    • @daerdevvyl4314
      @daerdevvyl4314 4 роки тому +248

      Blue Falcons Suck
      “Those were only sandpeople. By the way, we should stop them from voting.”
      “Umm...”

    • @elementalcobalt1
      @elementalcobalt1 4 роки тому +335

      To be fair... girls like a bad boy they can fix. Him acting like he's a tortured soul and her immediately falling for him is probably the most believable thing about this movie. And a few years later, realizing she can't change the bad boy and then acting surprised and blaming him when he acts like a douche... also quite believable.

    • @Tigerman1138
      @Tigerman1138 4 роки тому +34

      B Stogsy Huge agreement.

    • @12vscience
      @12vscience 4 роки тому +26

      It's not the first time a woman has changed her mind.

    • @acmenipponair
      @acmenipponair 4 роки тому +24

      Voting? Taatoine is a dictatorship. ;)

  • @AD-wz6nd
    @AD-wz6nd 4 роки тому +3048

    “Oh, tell me more about this Sifo-Dyas!”
    “No.”
    “Okay.”
    God, that killed me.

    • @mythgraven
      @mythgraven 4 роки тому +59

      I almost pissed myself.

    • @mattneal5257
      @mattneal5257 4 роки тому +44

      The stuff he comes up with is amazing

    • @themedianman9712
      @themedianman9712 4 роки тому +46

      Yes. It were as if Lucas had a similar meeting mid-production, and got to a point in the movie where he said "Okay these are prequels, and we're at the midpoint. What does the finish line look like again?"
      "Well sir, your protagonist has two kids, becomes quite evil, betrays the order, and oh yeah, fans probably want to see how he got into the suit."
      "And where are we now, again?"
      "Okay. The protagonist is looking like those 50% of men whose family tree won't fork, because this dude is just not a competent partner for a Senator who could choose any man in the galaxy. You've just introduced a major plot point, driven by a character not yet heard from or seen. Probably worth a B-plot, or maybe even a C if you have a neat trick still up your sleeve. Should we work on some concept art for this Sif-"
      "-Tuttututt. Explosions. Big space battle with all the jedi and all the bugs-"
      "Bugs sir?"
      "The bugs....umm...they build the droids. The flashes and booms will deter anyone from questioning why ObiWan fights the clone template on one planet, and follows him to the next, where he fights alongside the separatists. There won't be any time for a deliberative galactic body to question these events. Neither will our earthbound viewers. It's WAR TIME!"
      "But the movies will be on DVD. There's an internet. People will eventually think you've lost your fastball and that you should just sell all this to someone who can keep up with today's audiences."

    • @mattneal5257
      @mattneal5257 4 роки тому +2

      The Median Man this is spot on and brilliant! Sadly. Well done

    • @themedianman9712
      @themedianman9712 4 роки тому +5

      @john smith John Smith is the key to all of this. He's a funnier commenter than we've ever had before. If we can get John Smith working...Oh wait...people working? This won't age well.

  • @noahgreene7246
    @noahgreene7246 5 років тому +1691

    "The dark side was clouded"
    "What was clouding it?"
    "The dark side"
    "Uhm-"

    • @elmerjarpegard4222
      @elmerjarpegard4222 4 роки тому +50

      Absolutely slaughtered me

    • @CleverFrenchName
      @CleverFrenchName 4 роки тому +17

      I mean it make sense like if you kill someone to hide your killings you kill more people

    • @angryfootball6241
      @angryfootball6241 4 роки тому +22

      I’m late but there was a Jedi shrine underneath the council building which palpatine manipulated sort of like how yoda used the cave on degobah to hide himself

    • @austinwilwayco
      @austinwilwayco 4 роки тому

      I died

    • @masterswordwielder
      @masterswordwielder 3 роки тому +11

      I don't want to, but I have to be the smart ass: The Dark side is clouded, because of what is explained in one of the answers. But also because the Jedi aren't as good as they were years ago, and they lost their connection to the force a lot

  • @Real_MisterSir
    @Real_MisterSir 5 років тому +5337

    Padme: "You are a lot younger than me, and you're a Jedi while I am in the senate. I am not interested in this"
    Anakin: "I hate sand"
    Padme: "I will carry your children!"

    • @LuisSierra42
      @LuisSierra42 5 років тому +328

      hating sand is tight

    • @apophis9192
      @apophis9192 5 років тому +14

      Bahahahaha

    • @Real_MisterSir
      @Real_MisterSir 5 років тому +102

      I have no memory of this comment of mine.. but hey, likes!

    • @mr.vargas5648
      @mr.vargas5648 4 роки тому +55

      Still a better love Movie than twilight.

    • @lars9925
      @lars9925 4 роки тому +58

      Well, at least the age difference isn't that big.
      Plot wise she is 5 years older, in reality the actors are both born in 1981.

  • @cmalone4838
    @cmalone4838 4 роки тому +602

    “Yeah Darth Vader is a real horn-dog” 🤣🤣 that’s hilarious

  • @tooley_tx
    @tooley_tx 4 роки тому +276

    “Dissing sand and touching skin is TIGHT!” OMG I’m dying!!

  • @ItsTheGuy77
    @ItsTheGuy77 5 років тому +4165

    Padme: "I'm not into you"
    Anakin: "Uh... well I just like killed a bunch of Women and children"
    Padme: "Killing a bunch of Women and Children is Tight!"

    • @madmaddog2114
      @madmaddog2114 5 років тому +201

      Killing women and children is super easy barely an inconvenience

    • @Raycheetah
      @Raycheetah 5 років тому +88

      Too bad Anakin didn't get a chance to tell Padme about all the Jedi younglings he slaughtered. ='[.]'=

    • @tasteofmassachusettsneweng2807
      @tasteofmassachusettsneweng2807 5 років тому +6

      love there are zero thumbs down

    • @katokianimation
      @katokianimation 5 років тому +1

      Obi Van: please stop doing that.

    • @adil9772
      @adil9772 5 років тому +33

      Falling in love with murderous psychopaths is super easy, barely an inconveniece.

  • @josiahreynolds7501
    @josiahreynolds7501 5 років тому +703

    “A bike speeder thing, huh. Is that going to look cool?”
    “No, it’s going to look like someone in a Walmart parking lot hit the gas too hard on their scooter.”
    I cried with laughter when he said that 😂🤣

    • @carola7893
      @carola7893 5 років тому +5

      Yep we gotta use up them cgi pixels or the went give us more!!

    • @songbirdwithus6532
      @songbirdwithus6532 5 років тому +15

      I died and then came back to life just to watch the rest

    • @vikib1758
      @vikib1758 5 років тому +7

      yes well the image was on point, I coul imagine the Wallmart sign behaind Dooku, jajajajajaja

    • @widggman
      @widggman 5 років тому +13

      I had to pause to take the time to laugh at it also (then looking for that specific comment to share that magical moment I had with the person that posted that comment first and if I wouldn't have found it, I would have post it and hope someone would then reply to me and talking about how they look for that comment...)

    • @uncletrick1
      @uncletrick1 5 років тому +2

      Benjamin Jones I almost pissed myself laughing at that line.

  • @Nate-Dog
    @Nate-Dog 5 років тому +2378

    "Wait an assassin hired an assassin?"
    "Yeah the assassin hired an assassin to assassinate somebody then followed the assassin to supervise the assassination then assassinated the assassin when the assassination went wrong."
    "OK, I'm pretty sure that doesn't make sense but you said the word assassin so much that I'm all thrown off and I'm just going to go with it."

    • @Nathan-vb6ny
      @Nathan-vb6ny 4 роки тому +45

      @scott carter Nah it was probably super easy barely an inconvenience

    • @memento81
      @memento81 4 роки тому +66

      And that is not even the whole chain happening there. Actually Palpatine wants Dooku to get rid of Padma, who then sends Jango, who sends the other assassin, who sends a droid, who sends the worms.
      They are all not very hands on kinda guys.

    • @freedomcounty6736
      @freedomcounty6736 4 роки тому +2

      gonna NEED YOU TO STOP BEING A JAWL BE DO BINGIE DO!!!! JAWL HURR!!!! AINT NO SLINKY'S HERE!!! AINT NO CONVIENCE JAWL MOVIE IS GREAT DO!!!

    • @zombiezes
      @zombiezes 4 роки тому +9

      That’s a lot of ass

    • @donksx
      @donksx 4 роки тому +9

      Something like this happened in China and like 14 people got arrested in that hitman subcontractor scheme

  • @valkyriepilot6505
    @valkyriepilot6505 4 роки тому +3576

    Binge watching Pitch Meetings is easy... barely an inconvenience

  • @JT_Channel91
    @JT_Channel91 5 років тому +639

    Describing Episode II Anakin as the "Irresponsible pervy one with incomplete training" was absolute perfection

    • @MichaelM28
      @MichaelM28 5 років тому +29

      I'd describe him as creepy whiny brat

    • @omarcrespo77
      @omarcrespo77 5 років тому +17

      You're both correct!☝️🧐

    • @leroylowe5921
      @leroylowe5921 5 років тому +4

      Interesting choice!

    • @jondunmore4268
      @jondunmore4268 4 роки тому

      Same can be said about Luke in EMPIRE, no?
      He DID kiss his sister...

    • @theoriginalman9426
      @theoriginalman9426 4 роки тому +10

      @@jondunmore4268 Actually leia was the one who wanted to kiss luke, not luke himself

  • @StarWarsTheory
    @StarWarsTheory 5 років тому +2590

    lmao "murder worms"
    "oh thank you kitty cat"

  • @UdyKumra
    @UdyKumra 5 років тому +1676

    “That is how women talk.”
    “Oh I’m glad you said that cause I’ve never spoken to a real one so I took a wild guess.”

    • @cjhepburn7406
      @cjhepburn7406 4 роки тому +21

      Damn...almost paints us Warsies as nerds who've never been near a real woman. Do FB Bots count?

    • @lauryners
      @lauryners 4 роки тому +3

      Udy Kumra i literally read this at the exact same time he said it

    • @monmothma3358
      @monmothma3358 4 роки тому +15

      @@cjhepburn7406 Nono. Not Warsies. Just George Lucas. Warsies didn't like Attack of The Clones, after all.

    • @hayzyhorses6899
      @hayzyhorses6899 4 роки тому +12

      They accidentally said exactly what was said in the real pitch meeting.

    • @freedomcounty6736
      @freedomcounty6736 4 роки тому

      gonna NEED YOU TO STOP BEING A JAWL BE DO BINGIE DO!!!! JAWL HURR!!!! AINT NO SLINKY'S HERE!!! AINT NO CONVIENCE JAWL MOVIE IS GREAT DO!!!

  • @sandras2624
    @sandras2624 4 роки тому +283

    "oh a bike speeder thing huh? is that gonna look cool?"
    "no, it's gonna look like somebody in a wallmart parking lot that hit the gas too hard on their scooter"
    *shows image from the movie of an old man on a scooter with his cape flying behind him*
    omg i'm crying!!

    • @renzokukenleneyoyo522
      @renzokukenleneyoyo522 3 роки тому +19

      ...that is the actual footage of the movie! But that is what makes it so good

  • @28joshg
    @28joshg 5 років тому +295

    "Let me read the other comments to make sure I'm not the 100th person to quote that Sifo-Dias joke."
    "No."

  • @justcallmeSheriff
    @justcallmeSheriff 5 років тому +1774

    And when the Jedi archives couldn't identify a weapon, Obi Wan takes it to his friend who owns a Space-Waffle House.

  • @mc_gaming2007
    @mc_gaming2007 5 років тому +121

    "I guess she didn't understand her job description, cause she did great!" XD

  • @GuardianKyle
    @GuardianKyle 4 роки тому +1568

    "So then this big kitty cat monster is gonna swipe at Padme."
    "Oh what happens to her."
    "Well her tight shirt turns into a tight crop top."
    "Oh thank you kitty cat."

    • @cjhepburn7406
      @cjhepburn7406 4 роки тому +38

      Amen!

    • @englishatheart
      @englishatheart 4 роки тому +14

      "Oh, what happens to her?" Ftfy.

    • @cjhepburn7406
      @cjhepburn7406 4 роки тому +10

      Great movie...

    • @santiagoibarra2385
      @santiagoibarra2385 4 роки тому +71

      Cats turning tight shirts into tight crop tops is TIGHT

    • @HandledToaster2
      @HandledToaster2 4 роки тому +55

      She screamed for like a second and then completely forgot about it, she rolls on SAND and is still fine...

  • @jagothegamer5750
    @jagothegamer5750 5 років тому +818

    *Padme Logic*
    "We can't do this, your a jedi!"
    "What if I told you I just slaughtered not just the men but the women and children too?"
    "Oh my! Take me now!"
    *3 years later*
    "Obi-Wan said you... killed younglings! Tell me that's not true!"
    "Bruh."

    • @chrissonofpear1384
      @chrissonofpear1384 5 років тому +9

      3 years later...

    • @jagothegamer5750
      @jagothegamer5750 5 років тому +4

      @@chrissonofpear1384 thank you, it is correct now.

    • @Tony78454
      @Tony78454 5 років тому +40

      Younglings were Jedi's not sandpeople who in Star Wars I guess are subhuman... He should've noted the underlying racism in the series

    • @jagothegamer5750
      @jagothegamer5750 5 років тому +21

      @@Tony78454 maybe Padme has an intense hatred for sandpeople lol

    • @Tony78454
      @Tony78454 5 років тому +32

      @@jagothegamer5750 probably because they blew up the twin space towers lol

  • @Deathlygunn
    @Deathlygunn 5 років тому +858

    "Tell me more about Syfo Dias"
    "No"
    "Okay"
    This made me laugh harder then it should have.

    • @fakecubed
      @fakecubed 5 років тому +16

      At least it's all explained in detail in the canon Clone Wars animated show.

    • @mauveijn
      @mauveijn 5 років тому

      Ah, me too

    • @kevint4673
      @kevint4673 5 років тому

      Me too lol. Some more info in the Dooku book

    • @pertlicious7083
      @pertlicious7083 4 роки тому +2

      same here, i almost choked

    • @willr81680
      @willr81680 4 роки тому

      I think Dooku or Grievous may have killed him, and then his blood was infused into Grievous (because, otherwise, how would Grievous be a realistic threat to the Jedi?). "You fool. Count Dooku has trained me in your Jedi arts (but could any regular person train in the Jedi arts and use a saber effectively?)."

  • @keagan6669
    @keagan6669 4 роки тому +735

    Does the speeder look cool?
    No it looks like someone at Walmart hit the gas pedal on their scooter to hard.

    • @azarah69
      @azarah69 4 роки тому +63

      I frickin died when he said that.

    • @toxicyouth94
      @toxicyouth94 4 роки тому +37

      This killed me.

    • @roigergoololo3966
      @roigergoololo3966 4 роки тому +16

      Dead😂😂😂

    • @bassmunk
      @bassmunk 3 роки тому +10

      Hahaha one of his all time best lines

    • @f.r.wilson7603
      @f.r.wilson7603 3 роки тому +4

      Rewinding 4 times to hear that line...completely hilarious

  • @toxicyouth94
    @toxicyouth94 4 роки тому +77

    "Actually she did her job perfectly, I think she didn't understand the job description."
    My thoughts everytime I see this scene.

  • @jic1
    @jic1 5 років тому +217

    But in real life, the lead screenwriter and the head of the production company were the same person. If this meeting had actually happened, it would have been some guy having a conversation with himself! That's just too silly to even imagine.

    • @carlrood4457
      @carlrood4457 5 років тому +22

      But explains a hell of a lot

    • @Kleckna
      @Kleckna 5 років тому +17

      Isn't that technically what's happening in this video series. It's just Ryan talking to himself

    • @leannebrown02
      @leannebrown02 5 років тому +32

      Benny Mirisola Whoosh!

    • @eeeonsphere3327
      @eeeonsphere3327 5 років тому +2

      That's what this guy is doing in the video while spewing older than a decade "jokes" that in and of its self is so silly it's sad.

    • @kayrose6670
      @kayrose6670 5 років тому +3

      Benny Mirisola r/woosh

  • @rajatava3500
    @rajatava3500 5 років тому +455

    Hating on sand is super easy, barely an inconvenience! It's rough, it's coarse and it gets everywhere!

    • @G33KST4R
      @G33KST4R 5 років тому +5

      Cleaning up sand on the other hand is super inconvenient.

    • @Dargonhuman
      @Dargonhuman 5 років тому +3

      Getting sand everywhere is tight!

    • @adil9772
      @adil9772 5 років тому +1

      You forgot irritating!

    • @ZhuDaoLong
      @ZhuDaoLong 5 років тому +2

      The solution to it not getting everywhere is also tight 😅

    • @eeeonsphere3327
      @eeeonsphere3327 5 років тому

      Everyone who's had to deal with it everyday knows how annoying it is.

  • @bruhmoment1171
    @bruhmoment1171 3 роки тому +150

    "I killed the women and the children."
    "Let's get married."

    • @TheBrickGuy7939
      @TheBrickGuy7939 3 роки тому +4

      Let's get on with it. They intentionally tortured and murdered her so it was justified.

    • @bruhmoment1171
      @bruhmoment1171 3 роки тому +10

      @@TheBrickGuy7939 yah but the children did nothing

    • @TheBrickGuy7939
      @TheBrickGuy7939 3 роки тому +3

      @@bruhmoment1171 Well he tapped into Vader a bit I guess.

    • @barreloffun10
      @barreloffun10 2 роки тому +3

      @@bruhmoment1171 How do you know? Maybe torturing captives is a part childhood activities for Sand People.

    • @bruhmoment1171
      @bruhmoment1171 2 роки тому +1

      @@barreloffun10 Sure maybe but tan Akins actions showed he was already on the dark side

  • @Nloveru
    @Nloveru 4 роки тому +183

    Yes, always wondered about that. "The dark side of the force is clouding the chancellor."
    Well... isn't that all the information you need?

    • @abduljah9355
      @abduljah9355 3 роки тому +6

      Nah, they need more evidence to take to a judge.

    • @mathunit1
      @mathunit1 3 роки тому +11

      @@abduljah9355 Judge? But the Jedi Council is the judge.

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 3 роки тому +6

      I mean i guess its like fog. You can see the fog but you don’t know what’s there?

    • @mikerodrigues9822
      @mikerodrigues9822 3 роки тому +15

      @@DeathnoteBB If the only thing that can create that fog is the Dark Side, you pretty much know what is there

    • @KrillintheVillain
      @KrillintheVillain 3 роки тому +9

      @@mikerodrigues9822 lmao yeah it would literally take the dark side to use the dark side to cloud vision. The saying goes that the dark side is a faster way a gaining power but the light side is better in the long run. I'd like to say that statement is absolutely wrong because yoda is as "in the long run" as they come since he's literally hundreds of years old. Dude has centuries of experience in the light side of the force. So why can't someone with that level of mastery in the light side detect someone with a fraction of the experience using the dark side? What are the actual benefits of the light side because the only thing something gets done in the franchise by a jedi ot involves the use of the darkside tendencies.

  • @JohnBaker-ki8vw
    @JohnBaker-ki8vw 5 років тому +502

    I think they did the CGI on that computer behind you

    • @Patient_Zero_0
      @Patient_Zero_0 5 років тому +19

      nah, that's also CGI

    • @EchthelionII
      @EchthelionII 5 років тому +12

      I never noticed the clones were CGI.

    • @kellivincent3144
      @kellivincent3144 5 років тому +1

      U r savage

    • @SkeletorTclaws
      @SkeletorTclaws 5 років тому +1

      I need to go back and see how bad the cgi is

    • @EchthelionII
      @EchthelionII 5 років тому +2

      @@SkeletorTclaws It's not as bad as one would think, some of the background is bad, but that's about it.

  • @thomaspepperz7328
    @thomaspepperz7328 5 років тому +88

    "And Boy does he have his creepy, pervert stare on lock!"

    • @joelellis7035
      @joelellis7035 3 роки тому +8

      And then he'll be teamed up with a precocious female padawan. I'm beginning to think that the Jedi were anything but wise.

  • @tpfomabunghole
    @tpfomabunghole 4 роки тому +78

    The word "because" is like the jedi mind trick in rl.

  • @mikeymike1145
    @mikeymike1145 5 років тому +736

    I think my absolute favorite part of all of these movies is:
    "Why?"
    "I don't know."
    "Well okay!"

  • @Noremac41
    @Noremac41 5 років тому +116

    Bahahaha! "Thank you kitty cat" line cracked me the f up! 4:56

  • @newalighieri3421
    @newalighieri3421 5 років тому +279

    “So she kisses him and is like, ‘Oh no, I can’t’”
    “Because she met him when he was a child and this whole thing is super weird?”
    “Nah, she’s over that now”

    • @Alias_Anybody
      @Alias_Anybody 5 років тому +24

      She was canonically just 5 years older, THAT'S not the deal breaker IMHO.

    • @goldensun2787
      @goldensun2787 5 років тому +5

      @@Alias_Anybody she was 5 years older but Anakin was 10 years older....
      Okay

    • @Dargonhuman
      @Dargonhuman 5 років тому +2

      @@goldensun2787 She was five years older than Anakin, making her about ten years old in Phantom Menace.

    • @Trump-a-Tron
      @Trump-a-Tron 5 років тому +2

      @@Dargonhuman She was not 10 in Phantom Farce which ruins the movie imho.

    • @goldensun2787
      @goldensun2787 5 років тому +11

      @@Dargonhuman she wasn't ten. Is say 15-19
      Anikan was maybe 10

  • @Theplaymaker1271
    @Theplaymaker1271 4 роки тому +398

    As much as people like to hate on the Yoda fight scene, people were cheering their ass off in the theatre when it first happened

    • @tomstonemale
      @tomstonemale 3 роки тому +47

      You have a different experience than me. Everyone laughed because of this one guy with a explosive laughter.

    • @connormcgregor4578
      @connormcgregor4578 3 роки тому +25

      i laughed uncontrollably

    • @Cr1ms0nRav3n
      @Cr1ms0nRav3n 3 роки тому +26

      They didn’t know what they were watching. It’s one of those deer in the headlights moments. But in hindsight you’re like “wtf?....why do that have to happen?”

    • @themadclown4077
      @themadclown4077 3 роки тому +74

      Idc what people said I enjoyed it. Prequals had alot of problems but the lightsabor fights was not one of them.

    • @TBass050
      @TBass050 3 роки тому +2

      True!

  • @rosemarie7959
    @rosemarie7959 Рік тому +33

    "Darth Vader is a real horndog!" I can't breathe!!!! :D

    • @Amira_Phoenix
      @Amira_Phoenix Рік тому +1

      Of course, he casually wears a BDSM suit and mask

    • @travisjordan3853
      @travisjordan3853 Рік тому +1

      @@Amira_Phoenix He's also clearly into erotic choking.

    • @cugelchannel4733
      @cugelchannel4733 Рік тому +2

      "Were there no other Jedi?" "There were loads of them, but they're going to send this irresponsible pervy one with incomplete training to protect Padme." 😆 And Count Dukhu trying to escape on his scooter does look like an old man in a Wall Mart parking lot who hit the gas too hard on his Hoveround and lost control!

    • @meganega123
      @meganega123 Рік тому

      Just like Darth Vader

  • @ojmj1984
    @ojmj1984 5 років тому +164

    "I've never spoken to a real one"
    That was priceless 😂😂😂😂

  • @JamesNeil2k
    @JamesNeil2k 5 років тому +168

    "Oh, tell me more about this Syfo Dyas"
    "No" 😂😂

  • @angrytom1923
    @angrytom1923 5 років тому +77

    "And then a bunch of Jedi show up and a bunch of clones show up and they fight a bunch of droids."
    "Wowowow."

  • @Sage009
    @Sage009 2 роки тому +40

    Those ending lines really hit different now that Boba Fett has his own series.

    • @thomasjones4570
      @thomasjones4570 7 місяців тому

      Do you mean the series almost universally hated? Guess they were right after-all. Disney will churn out content even if barely a million are watching it just so they can get more people to pay for Disney+.

  • @blondaibonsai
    @blondaibonsai 5 років тому +85

    I saw the “super easy, barely an inconvenience” coming from a mile away and it was PERFECT 😂

    • @SunflowerSpotlight
      @SunflowerSpotlight 5 років тому +7

      Yeah! I usually recite the second half with him but I got it all this time! 😅 I also love that he’s still using “please get off my back about it,” variations. He’s so good!!

  • @PatrickHermes
    @PatrickHermes 5 років тому +333

    Can you please do a pitch meeting for the princess bride?

    • @burger_kinghorn
      @burger_kinghorn 5 років тому +17

      As you (we) wish

    • @tracewaldram
      @tracewaldram 5 років тому +7

      @@burger_kinghorn Misquoting movies is *tight*

    • @burger_kinghorn
      @burger_kinghorn 5 років тому +14

      @@tracewaldram you keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

    • @tristanpowell85
      @tristanpowell85 5 років тому +22

      Super easy, barely an Inconceivable!

    • @androth1502
      @androth1502 5 років тому +13

      that movie is flawless. there is nothing he could talk about.

  • @shannonw4577
    @shannonw4577 Рік тому +21

    The bit about the Walmart parking lot always has me in stitches

  • @batostudios
    @batostudios 2 роки тому +8

    “No it’s gonna look like someone in a Walmart parking lot that hit the gas too hard on their scooter” PFFFFFFFFFFFT I’M DEAD💀💀💀💀💀😂😂😂😂😂

  • @pneumascope
    @pneumascope 5 років тому +71

    These Pitch meetings are the reason I subscribed to Screen Rant. Pitch Meetings are TIGHT

  • @everettkitley8528
    @everettkitley8528 5 років тому +185

    "I feel like there may be a better way.."
    Greatest summary of this movie that has ever been stated.

    • @josephbrown9685
      @josephbrown9685 5 років тому +13

      Everett Kitley Indeed. It always baffles me how some people like to bash Jar Jar and kid Anakin above all else, but Episode II is arguably worse even though Jar Jar is barely in it, and Kid Anakin is nowhere to be seen.

    • @MichaelM28
      @MichaelM28 5 років тому +7

      Joseph Brown Teen / "Adult" Anakin was way worse than kid Anakin

    • @everettkitley8528
      @everettkitley8528 5 років тому +2

      Michael McGrath
      Anakin the mannequin.

    • @dillpickle7583
      @dillpickle7583 5 років тому +9

      Michael McGrath To be fair the script was absolutely horrible. I don’t really blame the actors so much for the prequels as much as i blame george lucas for thinking he could write dialogue.

    • @everettkitley8528
      @everettkitley8528 5 років тому +4

      Joseph Brown
      Let's have an honest discussion.
      Which is worse:
      Attack of the Clones, or The Last Jedi?

  • @cyrisssmith8830
    @cyrisssmith8830 4 роки тому +193

    "So tell me more about this siphidius"
    "No"
    *I'M DYING*

  • @Blakblooded
    @Blakblooded 4 роки тому +261

    "Her tight shirt turned into a tight crop top."
    "Well thank you kitty cat."
    We all thanked the cat for that one 😂.

  • @bluereaper1467
    @bluereaper1467 5 років тому +209

    Wow I just noticed that the screen writer guy has never mentioned speaking to a woman in a single pitch meeting
    Attention to detail is tight

    • @timothysimmons9441
      @timothysimmons9441 5 років тому +14

      But he's had ex-girlfriends he has named characters after so how do you have an ex-girlfriend without ever talking to them?

    • @bluereaper1467
      @bluereaper1467 5 років тому +4

      Didn’t notice that thanks

    • @N7spongy
      @N7spongy 5 років тому +21

      @@timothysimmons9441 well technically all the screen writer guys and executive guys are different people depending on the company

    • @eeeonsphere3327
      @eeeonsphere3327 5 років тому +3

      That's because he's an incel that doesn't understand quality storytelling that doesn't only cater to being relatable to plebs.

    • @beastwarsFTW
      @beastwarsFTW 4 роки тому +2

      Didn't he say he had kids that where super into politics?

  • @jacobtenbosch8921
    @jacobtenbosch8921 5 років тому +62

    “It’s gonna look like someone in the Walmart parking lot who hit the gas too hard on their scooter!”
    😂😂😂😂😂

  • @warchild4974
    @warchild4974 5 років тому +6

    5:30 Yoda: "Barely a inconvenience, super easy it is"

  • @tyrant-den884
    @tyrant-den884 4 роки тому +28

    "Tell me more about this Sifo Dias."
    "No."

  • @TheEqualizer-iw1bz
    @TheEqualizer-iw1bz 5 років тому +119

    Isn’t there some sort of Assassins’ Creed that says an Assassin can’t hire another Assassin to do an assassination while being supervised by the first Assassin who kills the second Assassin when the assassination goes wrong...
    PS The Light Side’s ability to detect the Dark Side is very similar to Spider Sense!

    • @MrZaborskii
      @MrZaborskii 4 роки тому

      Oh really? How does that work?

    • @incanticle6662
      @incanticle6662 4 роки тому +1

      I wonder how many times you had to edit that on account of not proofreading it first.

  • @clairemartin8759
    @clairemartin8759 5 років тому +426

    “Well her tight shirt turned to a tight crop top” 😂😂😂
    OMG thx for the likes wow…

    • @mjf69
      @mjf69 5 років тому +65

      Tight crop tops are tight.

    • @WesMordine
      @WesMordine 5 років тому +73

      Thanks, kitty cat! 😍

    • @sharkdentures3247
      @sharkdentures3247 5 років тому +28

      Sadly the best part of the movie.

    • @WesMordine
      @WesMordine 5 років тому +20

      @@valinperal she said in an interview back then she didn't even go to the gym to look like that. She just wakes up and those perfect and not over-defined abs just look like that! Wow...

    • @AmitZinmanVideo
      @AmitZinmanVideo 5 років тому +5

      @@WesMordine I thought they did those in cgi

  • @Nexus9_KD6-4.8
    @Nexus9_KD6-4.8 5 років тому +32

    I don't think I've ever heard Darth Vader and horn dog in the same sentence before, lol. Bravo.

  • @collindevries1965
    @collindevries1965 3 роки тому +25

    “Tell me more about this Sifo Dyas!”
    “No.”
    Bruh for YEARS after I saw this movie I wondered who tf Sifo Dyas is

    • @Frightknight15
      @Frightknight15 3 роки тому +1

      Watch clone wars

    • @collindevries1965
      @collindevries1965 3 роки тому +3

      @@Frightknight15 bro I’ve seen TCW. We never learn much about the dude

    • @Frightknight15
      @Frightknight15 3 роки тому +1

      @@collindevries1965 there's still that mini arc that shows what happened to him

  • @whome5091
    @whome5091 5 років тому +105

    Has Terminator 2 Judgement Day been done, if not make that a Pitch Meeting!!

  • @realgar286
    @realgar286 5 років тому +161

    Please pitch 'Love Actually.' It's super creepy. Barely a romantic Christmas movie.

  • @bostontowny4life744
    @bostontowny4life744 4 роки тому +84

    “Well do you wanna see Yoda bouncing around like a pinball or not?”
    “Not reAlly”
    “Well it’s gonna happen so definitely get off my back about it”

    • @fellowkrieger457
      @fellowkrieger457 Рік тому +2

      It's quite easy to understand why he has to fight like this.
      If he can jump high and quickly they can have shots from different angles and Yoda can actually reach out Dooku duh.
      What does people want to see, Dooku keeping a tiny alien at distance easily and just him poking a small target on the ground over and over...?

  • @starkfels-diespielefestung2680
    @starkfels-diespielefestung2680 4 роки тому +61

    There never was a pitch meeting, that's the whole problem.

  • @tajk2675
    @tajk2675 5 років тому +261

    Finally Do Revenge of the sith next

    • @ferchosalinas1917
      @ferchosalinas1917 5 років тому +2

      It's a must!

    • @reebs_1584
      @reebs_1584 5 років тому +13

      Then he should do eps 4 5 and 6

    • @ojpistorius6369
      @ojpistorius6369 5 років тому +1

      Come on what are the chances he'll do that one next

    • @les907
      @les907 5 років тому +2

      Won't doing the next sequential movie be extremely difficult to complete?

    • @sidecharacter3193
      @sidecharacter3193 5 років тому +6

      Undisclosed Username actually it’s gonna be super easy barely an inconvenience

  • @SkySoFew
    @SkySoFew 5 років тому +15

    I wish George put this much thought into this script.

  • @nathanaelcadman-neu410
    @nathanaelcadman-neu410 4 роки тому +40

    He should have toataly said "Tight crop tops are tight!"

  • @sseltrek1a2b
    @sseltrek1a2b 4 роки тому +11

    "no...it's gonna look like someone in a Wal-Mart parking lot that hit the gas too hard on their scooter..."...brilliant...

  • @dumpster_mcgee_96
    @dumpster_mcgee_96 4 роки тому +8

    “Thank you kitty cat” is better than any line in this trilogy.

    • @Fafuchess
      @Fafuchess Рік тому

      "I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough.. and it gets everywhere"

  • @SovereignStatesman
    @SovereignStatesman 4 роки тому +61

    "Oh, a bike-speeder thing, is that gonna look cool?
    "No, it's gonna look like someone in a Walmart parking-lot that hit the gas too hard on their scooter!"
    I AM NOW DEAD

  • @nicholasleclerc1583
    @nicholasleclerc1583 3 роки тому +4

    4:25
    “No”
    “Oh, okay !”
    HILARIOUUUUUS !!!! 😂😂😂😂

  • @randomdude189
    @randomdude189 2 роки тому +64

    I remember how big the Yoda scene was when I was a kid. Looking back it’s sad how easy it was to trick kids with gimmicks 😂

    • @hippo319
      @hippo319 Рік тому +7

      Compared to the action in the new Obi Wan Kenobi show that fight scene is fantastic

    • @evanhayes5891
      @evanhayes5891 Рік тому +3

      I wouldn't be knocking that Yoda scene. We got our answer as to what makes him a Jedi Master.

    • @HomegrownHydra
      @HomegrownHydra 11 місяців тому +1

      If you hadn't seen the OT before then it would make sense to think it was cool because you wouldn't have understood the purpose of Yoda as a character.

  • @TellItAnimated
    @TellItAnimated 5 років тому +11

    "Dissing sand and touching skin is tight!"

  • @logicplague2077
    @logicplague2077 4 роки тому +95

    Me, 2002: I don't like the new Star Wars movies.
    Mickey Mouse, ten years later: hold my beer, ha ha.

  • @warbird9876
    @warbird9876 4 роки тому +6

    "I guess she didn't really understand the job description because she did great"
    Im absolutely dying at this😂

  • @HerrEllsworth
    @HerrEllsworth 4 роки тому +2

    That decoy really did a good job. I hope Padme gave her a raise.

  • @mixedbagclips2511
    @mixedbagclips2511 5 років тому +18

    Pitch meetings are the greatest thing since Honest Trailers I look forward more to these now. 🎉🤩👍🏼

  • @williamldallas3986
    @williamldallas3986 5 років тому +27

    Surprised you didn't bring up how R2 could fly in this one. Still funny as usual though

  • @Krysten55
    @Krysten55 5 років тому +6

    "Darth Vader's a real horn dog." That made me giggle snort. Also, "He's just trying super hard to get into her Space pants!" XD

  • @jackwimmer2249
    @jackwimmer2249 Рік тому +20

    "That is how women talk."
    "I'm glad you said that because I never spoken to a real one, so I just took a wild guess."

  • @Trotsworth
    @Trotsworth 5 років тому +11

    1:28
    Script: "So they have to keep Padme safe"
    Mind : "So they put a restraining order on Anakin? Gotcha!"
    "No, they order him to spy on her with his Jedi powers through her bedroom door."
    "OMG!"

  • @Craig496
    @Craig496 5 років тому +33

    "Tell me more about this Syfo Dias."
    "...No."
    "Oookay!"

  • @T33K3SS3LCH3N
    @T33K3SS3LCH3N 4 роки тому +7

    It's not just that Jango sent the changeling. Darth Sidious sent Count Doku who sent Jango who sent the changeling who sent the droid who sent the bugs.

  • @showier2686
    @showier2686 4 роки тому +57

    "That's how real women talk right"
    "well I've never talked to a real one before so I don't know"
    Story of my life

    • @lukasnummer1
      @lukasnummer1 Рік тому

      Well, otherwise you wouldn't have a Ben Shapiro profile picture.

    • @showier2686
      @showier2686 Рік тому

      @@lukasnummer1 It’s as a joke I don’t actually like the man

  • @arlopear7136
    @arlopear7136 5 років тому +23

    YES!!! YES!!!!! YES!!!!! And again YES!!!!
    I've been anxiously awaiting this since the Phantom Menace Pitch Meeting!

    • @pritikinaa
      @pritikinaa 5 років тому +1

      Oh snap I'm gonna have to watch that one!

  • @RAMONE1511
    @RAMONE1511 5 років тому +142

    The darkside of the force was being clouded...by the darkside of the force Lmao

    • @AndreNitroX
      @AndreNitroX 5 років тому +1

      It is possible

    • @fazebooquifius3186
      @fazebooquifius3186 5 років тому +14

      I can't see the storm because there is this big storm in the way.

    • @fangal12
      @fangal12 5 років тому +6

      "Um?" 😂😂😂

    • @stephenolder4552
      @stephenolder4552 5 років тому +3

      His "umm" reaction was my favourite part.

    • @eeeonsphere3327
      @eeeonsphere3327 5 років тому +2

      FAZE Booquifius wrong. You see a storm but there is a bigger one on the way that you can't see.

  • @lelouche25
    @lelouche25 4 роки тому +5

    "Yeah' Darth Vader is a real horn dog." Best line ever xD

  • @ejoshcoron
    @ejoshcoron 5 років тому +4

    0:50 the queens decoy "she did great" that got me 🤣🤣

  • @Philistine47
    @Philistine47 5 років тому +53

    I'd guess the hardest part of riffing on any of the Prequels is choosing *which* absurdities to highlight.
    These were chosen well.

    • @dandytv1510
      @dandytv1510 5 років тому +11

      For as bad as the prequels are, at least they're not the sequels.

    • @MichaelM28
      @MichaelM28 5 років тому +1

      Dandy TV Sequels > Aids > prequels

    • @user-hc9qv9yb9m
      @user-hc9qv9yb9m 5 років тому +4

      @@MichaelM28 No way!

    • @DrygdorDradgvork
      @DrygdorDradgvork 5 років тому +3

      @@MichaelM28 that's where you're wrong, kiddo. At least the prequels brought us memes, the sequels can't even do that.

    • @TheAndrewJohnBennett
      @TheAndrewJohnBennett 5 років тому +2

      @@MichaelM28 You okay?

  • @jessbragg1
    @jessbragg1 5 років тому +17

    0:36 i love it, a MOVIE comparing itself to a PLAYSTATION cutscene- awesome job!

  • @Jchmcom
    @Jchmcom 3 роки тому +10

    "How does she know they're gonna go to a hanger?"
    "Unclear."
    "Huh."
    Patrick Stewart *Mild shock*

  • @kawadashogo8258
    @kawadashogo8258 2 роки тому +4

    "No, it's gonna look like somebody in a Walmart parking lot that hit the gas too hard on their scooter"
    It's been five minutes and I'm still wheezing over this line.

  • @mathews2774
    @mathews2774 5 років тому +4

    “Thank you kitty cat”
    Im dead 😂🤣

  • @parabelluml.l.c.2156
    @parabelluml.l.c.2156 4 роки тому +8

    “Ooh, this guys a predator.”
    “Yeah, Darth Vader’s a real horn dog.”
    I can’t breath! 🤣

  • @WhatEvenIsAGoodName
    @WhatEvenIsAGoodName 3 роки тому +2

    Your jibe at the yoda fight was absolutely awesome, but I must admit I find it a little cool that he's such a powerful jedi he can just use the force to fight like he's young again.

  • @DeorsaWisteriaVenustiano
    @DeorsaWisteriaVenustiano 5 років тому +7

    These pitch meetings are hysterical! I binge watch these like crazy

  • @UlfhedinnNorsk
    @UlfhedinnNorsk 4 роки тому +15

    “Barely an inconvenience” 😂 Awesome as usual

  • @veraciouspatriot4297
    @veraciouspatriot4297 4 роки тому +47

    Yes, Attack of the Clones was a terrible “Love Story,” like Lucas completely forgot how to write one (or someone else came up with Han and Leia)

    • @renzokukenleneyoyo522
      @renzokukenleneyoyo522 3 роки тому +4

      @@nicolasbally-carpentier1747 And it was directed by Irwin Kershner not lucas

    • @lucasmorgan3994
      @lucasmorgan3994 3 роки тому +3

      @@nicolasbally-carpentier1747 Well the rumor that Fisher rewrote Empire Strikes Back was actually debunked. But ironically enough, apparently George actually had her punch up the script to Attack of The Clones.

  • @Brolee123
    @Brolee123 4 роки тому

    I just wanted to say how much I enjoy your presentation. I love the the response “why” “I don’t know” funny. You are a genius.

  • @davidjohnson5703
    @davidjohnson5703 Рік тому +2

    Darts Vader is a real horndog! Full of amazing quotes

  • @elias41790
    @elias41790 5 років тому +4

    I have watched every single one of these pitch meetings and this one is certainly in the top 5

  • @jstnsmutek
    @jstnsmutek 5 років тому +7

    My wife: Why do you like watching these so much?
    Me: 1:58

    • @AtheistOrphan
      @AtheistOrphan 5 років тому +2

      jstnsmutek - Just tell it’s because they’re TIGHT!

  • @jasonfischer8946
    @jasonfischer8946 5 років тому +8

    "Thank you, kitty cay."
    You got that right.

  • @judosailor
    @judosailor 5 років тому +49

    Hilarious, as always! But we all know the real “pitch meeting” was just George Lucas handing his first draft script to a room full of yes-men too afraid to tell him how terrible it was. Smh.

    • @Spiralredd
      @Spiralredd 7 місяців тому +4

      I liked a lot of the stuff from it. The one where Anakin slaughters the sandpeople with angry tears in his eyes was one of the best displays of emotion ever. It showed Anakin has a short temper and tends to give in to rage. Hayden Christiansen played the part beautifully. He really captured Anakin's boyish naive nature of wanting more than what he's given.