Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope Pitch Meeting

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  • Опубліковано 17 тра 2019
  • Step inside the pitch meeting that led to Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope!
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    Star Wars is now one of the biggest franchises in history, but back when it was pitched in the 1970’s it must have sounded pretty strange. The movie has become a classic, but rewatching it raises some questions. Like why was Luke Skywalker so whiny? Why were those imperial soldiers and Stormtroopers so incompetent? Who shot first? Why did Obi Wan Kenobi pick such a bad fake name for himself? Why why the devil hanging out at a space Cantina?
    To answer all these questions and more, step inside the pitch meeting that led to Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope! It’s super easy, barely an inconvenience!
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  • @jfietz3299
    @jfietz3299 5 років тому +3840

    "Why do you love Pitch meetings so much?"
    "Because"
    "Fair enough"

  • @nickmurphy2936
    @nickmurphy2936 4 роки тому +4797

    "Skin like porcelain, hair like a continental breakfast,"
    "What?"
    The lines you come up with dude, TIGHT!

    • @tklkw
      @tklkw 4 роки тому +31

      Well alright then.

    • @ThreadBomb
      @ThreadBomb 4 роки тому +52

      Elaborate hairstyles are TIGHT!

    • @ashupashu5559
      @ashupashu5559 4 роки тому +13

      @@tklkw Super easy barely an inconvenience.

    • @MatthewSmith001
      @MatthewSmith001 4 роки тому +17

      "These people suck at grieving!"

    • @Sandwich13455
      @Sandwich13455 4 роки тому +10

      Whiny heroes are tight, yeah yeah yeah yeah.

  • @jeffsanders1609
    @jeffsanders1609 4 роки тому +2798

    Chin Balls, Werewolf, and Satan: A Star Wars Story

    • @hannah1948
      @hannah1948 4 роки тому +103

      i might actually watch that.

    • @LittleTreeX
      @LittleTreeX 4 роки тому +49

      Thank you, Jeff Sanders, for making me literally lol today. 🤣

    • @fighteer1
      @fighteer1 4 роки тому +64

      “Kay, he’s a Ballchinian!”

    • @ethos186
      @ethos186 4 роки тому +20

      Wasn’t that the last movie?

    • @roigergoololo3966
      @roigergoololo3966 4 роки тому +39

      Would definitely beat the Sequel Trilogy.

  • @kadarabdullahi
    @kadarabdullahi 4 роки тому +2923

    "Two old men who just woke up fighting with their canes"😂😂😂

    • @abramsullivan7764
      @abramsullivan7764 4 роки тому +8

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @mena94x3
      @mena94x3 4 роки тому +94

      Seriously. That always bothered me, even watching it as a kid in the 80s.

    • @mena94x3
      @mena94x3 4 роки тому +9

      Power - 😂😂😂😂 Hey, no worries, better late than never!

    • @prompt000
      @prompt000 4 роки тому +26

      That's because Alec Guinness was old as hell

    • @mena94x3
      @mena94x3 4 роки тому +29

      prompt000 - Probably, but he was only 62-63 when filming. Look up which actors are currently in their 60s, it’s shocking. Granted, the perception of what you’re capable of in your 60s has changed over the years, thus lifestyle has changed (and what actor’s money can buy these days . . . ) Still . . .

  • @heisenberg6338
    @heisenberg6338 5 років тому +3454

    Darth Vader: A space wizard with very bad asthma
    General Grievous- Hold My Inhaler

    • @batgurrl
      @batgurrl 5 років тому +3

      The Chin Man 😀😀😀

    • @moneymikz
      @moneymikz 5 років тому +44

      GG isn’t technically a wizard doh

    • @Real_MisterSir
      @Real_MisterSir 5 років тому +59

      @@moneymikz So he's not a space wizard.. then, a Space lizard with very bad asthma

    • @heisenberg6338
      @heisenberg6338 5 років тому +7

      M equals 13 But he has asthma. LOTS OF ASTHMA

    • @stevengrantofthegiftshop1549
      @stevengrantofthegiftshop1549 5 років тому +2

      *cough cough*

  • @jmchez
    @jmchez 5 років тому +883

    "These people suck at grieving"
    The thing that everyone noticed , even back in 1977.

    • @Ando1428
      @Ando1428 5 років тому +38

      Thanks to ryan that doesnt really change. Luke not being able to grieve for han.

    • @Laesis
      @Laesis 4 роки тому +3

      @Simple Truths r/woooosh lol...

    • @youtubeviewer4472
      @youtubeviewer4472 4 роки тому +36

      I believe George Lucas does not have the normal range of emotions. Note how weird his love stories are.

    • @sixoffcenter80
      @sixoffcenter80 4 роки тому +20

      @@DFDalton1962 I like the theory that the dominant race in the Star Wars universe are actually some kind of weird bug creature. They just look like humans in the movies to make them more relatable to us viewers.

    • @darkfandom8260
      @darkfandom8260 4 роки тому +1

      The fans mourn

  • @humanperson8732
    @humanperson8732 3 роки тому +531

    “And he’s like,’Mmmm, that’s a very attractive hologram.’”
    “That’s kind of a weird reaction to a call for help.”

    • @joelellis7035
      @joelellis7035 3 роки тому +22

      See the pitch meeting for Episode II. Apparently, it's in the Skywalker heredity that they act inappropriately to women.

    • @dizmatt1
      @dizmatt1 3 роки тому +20

      that ends up being his sister....

    • @timucinharkonnen2699
      @timucinharkonnen2699 3 роки тому +3

      Imagine her being stuck in a washing machine.

    • @Daniel-jk6ve
      @Daniel-jk6ve 3 роки тому +3

      @@joelellis7035 So is the murdering and rage driven tendencies everyone in the movies ignore. Yeah.

  • @patrickobrien5311
    @patrickobrien5311 5 років тому +204

    That Luke impression: 10/10

    • @allnba911
      @allnba911 Рік тому +3

      Scrolled too far for this

  • @Sraye
    @Sraye 5 років тому +488

    "They shoot at each other"
    "So who shot first?
    "I don't think it matters"
    And with that, Ryan started a war in the comments.

    • @Dargonhuman
      @Dargonhuman 5 років тому +37

      A war about the stars, a Stars War, if you will.

    • @davidg8117
      @davidg8117 4 роки тому +4

      HAn sHot FirSt!!!

    • @alecpowers3453
      @alecpowers3453 4 роки тому +2

      I never understand why that was such a big deal who cares who shot first

    • @nahor88
      @nahor88 4 роки тому

      @@alecpowers3453 Disney saw the argument and interpreted it that people care enough about Han for him to have his own spin-off movie.

  • @mikesochalski3574
    @mikesochalski3574 5 років тому +255

    "hair like a continental breakfast."
    "What?"

  • @Vixin24
    @Vixin24 4 роки тому +1162

    "Well, maybe Darth Vader doesn't have a very good imagination, we don't know."
    I lost it omg 😂😂

    • @dannymedeiros3208
      @dannymedeiros3208 3 роки тому +10

      I died at that part lmao

    • @wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962
      @wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962 3 роки тому +4

      @@dannymedeiros3208
      Me too. I'm laughing while I type this.

    • @darthkyle5295
      @darthkyle5295 3 роки тому +1

      ??

    • @Daniel-jk6ve
      @Daniel-jk6ve 3 роки тому +8

      Did you ever read the book version of this movie George Lucas coauthored in the 70s? It provides hilarious insights into what he originally intended Darth Vader to be like!

    • @kevinscott9924
      @kevinscott9924 3 роки тому +1

      My favorite part of the whole video.

  • @KravMagoo
    @KravMagoo 4 роки тому +406

    "Oh, these people suck at grieving."
    I had to pause the video because I was making too much noise to hear what else was being said. lolololololololol

    • @LumiNyte
      @LumiNyte 4 роки тому +5

      Okay

    • @daerdevvyl4314
      @daerdevvyl4314 4 роки тому +21

      Krav Magoo Only a certain General is good at grieving. But I’m not sure what to call him.

    • @dogkungfu8510
      @dogkungfu8510 4 роки тому +5

      I started choking on my own laughter

    • @mbaxter22
      @mbaxter22 4 роки тому +9

      @@daerdevvyl4314 ... and he was trained in the helicopter arts by a helicopter.

    • @kashboywonder3364
      @kashboywonder3364 4 роки тому

      R ty Z

  • @TheBigGetEven
    @TheBigGetEven 5 років тому +280

    'Like two old men woke up from a nap and started fighting with their canes'. Dead

    • @Mentocthemindtaker
      @Mentocthemindtaker 5 років тому +8

      Thank the force someone came along and fixed that!

    • @thomasmanning8402
      @thomasmanning8402 5 років тому +5

      Best line from the vid 😂

    • @chrissonofpear1384
      @chrissonofpear1384 5 років тому +2

      Eh, half the battle occurs in the mind, not in the rapid smashing.

    • @sho1oo
      @sho1oo 5 років тому

      I LOved that, hahahahhaha

    • @courtney-ray
      @courtney-ray 5 років тому

      I literally lold at that!

  • @neotheone7923
    @neotheone7923 5 років тому +1100

    Hair like a continental breakfast maybe my new favorite line from this

    • @MichaelSmith-dt2cg
      @MichaelSmith-dt2cg 5 років тому +1

      neo the one agreed

    • @muznick
      @muznick 5 років тому +8

      That, and "chin balls".

    • @TheGingiGamer
      @TheGingiGamer 5 років тому +2

      @@muznick That's not new. I forgot what character, but someone said that to Peter Griffin on Family Guy.

    • @brianpeppers8236
      @brianpeppers8236 5 років тому +2

      I thumbed for the Fomey profile pic.

    • @onebry
      @onebry 5 років тому

      I am literally in TEARS ..😂😂😂

  • @unoriginal1562
    @unoriginal1562 4 роки тому +381

    “Which one of them shot first?”
    “Ehh I don’t think it matters...”

    • @sabrywaheedali
      @sabrywaheedali 3 роки тому +1

      Oh okay

    • @Eidolon1andOnly
      @Eidolon1andOnly 3 роки тому +4

      In the end, it doesn't really matter

    • @thearkhamnerd8393
      @thearkhamnerd8393 3 роки тому +7

      @@Eidolon1andOnly I tried so hard and got so far.

    • @bigf00t159
      @bigf00t159 3 роки тому +3

      Favorite one-liner!

    • @rschaff23
      @rschaff23 3 роки тому +4

      @@Eidolon1andOnly it does to Star Wars fans more then you think

  • @Bertaut
    @Bertaut 4 роки тому +408

    "I'm hoping in about 30 years we can add in a bunch of creatures walking around."
    "Why?"
    "I don't know."
    - actual conversation at Lucasarts

    • @andysee6996
      @andysee6996 3 роки тому +3

      How about to emphasize that Mos Espa is a busy city.

    • @richardmahn7589
      @richardmahn7589 3 роки тому +1

      Because we can! And people will pay $8 to see it in the theaters again!

    • @jeffreym.8957
      @jeffreym.8957 3 роки тому +2

      South Park nailed this issue.

    • @samuelhatlestad6676
      @samuelhatlestad6676 3 роки тому

      Hmmm so all the cgi I was just praising from rewatching it after not seeing it in over a decade was not in then original film? Lmao.

    • @thearkhamnerd8393
      @thearkhamnerd8393 3 роки тому +2

      @@samuelhatlestad6676 yea it’s hard to find a copy of the original

  • @adamandava6emeryandemery18
    @adamandava6emeryandemery18 5 років тому +955

    I hope in 15 years they release a special edition of this Pitch Meeting where they go and CGI the hair on these guys.
    That would make this so better.

    • @IRex-wm9pd
      @IRex-wm9pd 5 років тому +46

      and movie pitcher Ryan can walk around studio executive Ryan and step on his tail.

    • @Axterix13
      @Axterix13 5 років тому +52

      They can CGI it so Screen Writer Guy speaks first.

    • @jc13sec
      @jc13sec 5 років тому +3

      @Turd Ferguson that works!

    • @nicolasriveros943
      @nicolasriveros943 4 роки тому +1

      That's gonna be great

    • @nicolasriveros943
      @nicolasriveros943 4 роки тому +3

      Don't forget, Ryan Binks is the Key to all of this... He is the funniest character

  • @machina221
    @machina221 5 років тому +999

    Obi-Wan Kenobi: Stormtrooper aim is tight!
    Everyone else ever: Actually, fighting Stormtroopers is super easy, barely an inconvenience.

    • @MP-lc7vy
      @MP-lc7vy 5 років тому +39

      Clone Troopers: We got replaced for these clowns?

    • @jackthelucario
      @jackthelucario 4 роки тому +17

      Everybody except Cal Kestis on Jedi Grandmaster difficulty.

    • @bpagano35
      @bpagano35 4 роки тому +11

      @@jackthelucario Writer: Well you see that batch of Stormtroopers were dispatched to only to those worlds hoping that a Jedi would show up. But I forgot to put them in the movie.
      wow wow wow
      Yeah I was hoping that people 45 years from now wouldn't look too far into it.
      what did I tell you about that future thing.

    • @IainMcClatchie
      @IainMcClatchie 4 роки тому +10

      I never realized before... maybe Stormtroopers were always terrible shots (no cheek weld, no cover, no bracing, etc), but Obi-Wan just doesn't know anything about infantry and blasters since he's used to working by himself with a short-range laser sword. Obi-Wan has been a crank and a hermit for decades and needs a lot of credibility in a hurry, so he bullshits Luke who doesn't know anything about infantry or blasters either.

    • @GermanLeftist
      @GermanLeftist 4 роки тому +10

      @@IainMcClatchie It would make even more sense if he based his knowledge of infantry on his experience with the clone troopers who simply did have had better aim than the stormtroopers.

  • @zacredington4776
    @zacredington4776 4 роки тому +331

    The hair and the 70's office background...
    Perfection.

    • @juliannemartinez2748
      @juliannemartinez2748 3 роки тому +2

      I didn’t even get the hair until this comment lol 😂

    • @rahulmenon9530
      @rahulmenon9530 3 роки тому +7

      Plus the gradient they used for the video. Tight!

    • @Daniel-jk6ve
      @Daniel-jk6ve 3 роки тому

      That wig ... WTF? Awesome though.

    • @strahinjagov
      @strahinjagov Рік тому +1

      ​@@Daniel-jk6ve what wig? It's the 1970's, that's just his hair.

  • @HuntShemars
    @HuntShemars 4 роки тому +709

    One has to appreciate the everpresent smile in his eyes accompanied by the passive aggressive narration. I chuckled the entire time.

    • @mercynamikoye9084
      @mercynamikoye9084 4 роки тому +9

      Underrated!

    • @xxblacktear
      @xxblacktear 4 роки тому +3

      oh, okay 🙂

    • @jodie3950
      @jodie3950 4 роки тому +10

      Yes. That's my most favourite part about these meetings 😂

    • @allengshow5468
      @allengshow5468 3 роки тому +7

      Clever mannerisms for this type of platform 👍🏼

  • @jay-uu3sc
    @jay-uu3sc 5 років тому +1091

    Tight this is to watch. Barely an inconvenience, super easy it is.

  • @watchingyoutube_
    @watchingyoutube_ 5 років тому +376

    Whiny Droid is the only way to accurately describe C3PO.

    • @Wis_Dom
      @Wis_Dom 5 років тому +6

      David Schwimmer Droid

    • @Icelandic_Sand
      @Icelandic_Sand 5 років тому

      With a crossbow that shoots lasers

    • @JonSmith-hk1bq
      @JonSmith-hk1bq 5 років тому +3

      He actually wasn't that bad in A New Hope. Lucas wrote him to be a slick used-car salesman type so he's actually got some spunk in that movie. The original plan was to have someone else voice him in post-production like they did for Vader. So he's doing things like kicking R2 and outwitting Stormtroopers. It's only in Empire Strikes Back that Anthony Daniels took over and made him totally prissy.

    • @chrissonofpear1384
      @chrissonofpear1384 5 років тому

      Because it was funnier, likelier. And director Kershner.

    • @carlrood4457
      @carlrood4457 5 років тому +1

      I see Threepio as more bitchy than whiny

  • @dach785g
    @dach785g 4 роки тому +306

    "wowowow" is underrated as a catchphrase, we need more of those.

    • @gwouru
      @gwouru 4 роки тому +2

      that would translate to wo wo wow.... you might want to type wowwowwow

    • @Zhengrui0
      @Zhengrui0 3 роки тому +2

      @@gwouru look at that someone who knows correct translations from incorrect ones and can perceive the desires of others with enough certainty to write them in some comments wowowow wow!

    • @gwouru
      @gwouru 3 роки тому +2

      @@Zhengrui0 wow ow ow wow? ok sarcastic guy.

    • @chocomilkshake9750
      @chocomilkshake9750 3 роки тому +3

      @@gwouru sarcastic guys are tight!

    • @MKDumas1981
      @MKDumas1981 2 роки тому

      "Are you saying 'wow wow wow' or 'ow ow ow'?"
      "Yes."
      "Well, okay, then."

  • @Icecream0monster
    @Icecream0monster 4 роки тому +403

    My math teacher: so it goes like this
    Me: oh, why?
    Math teacher: because
    Me: okay, that works

    • @usmannasir8647
      @usmannasir8647 4 роки тому +10

      Well if you want to go into proofs it takes forever to explain and its easier to accept the theorems as gospel

    • @adarsh8899
      @adarsh8899 4 роки тому +3

      Usman Nasir
      Please don't remind me of proofs I hate those😭

    • @onkelpappkov2666
      @onkelpappkov2666 4 роки тому +13

      @@usmannasir8647 When you accept the theorems, maths problems become super easy, barely an inconvenience.

    • @stevenhooper4369
      @stevenhooper4369 4 роки тому +1

      Girlfriend : you have to do all the vacuuming
      Me : why
      Her : because
      Me: oh okay then

    • @kegsofvomitspit
      @kegsofvomitspit 3 роки тому +2

      wowowowowow........

  • @niteshmurti
    @niteshmurti 5 років тому +236

    "two old guy's just woke up from a nap and started fighting with their canes." i'm absolutely dead and there's coffee all over the keyboard XD

  • @blackshadow8702
    @blackshadow8702 5 років тому +559

    And then Luke and Han both get medals.
    What about Chewbacca?
    No.

    • @ahwayzcool4630
      @ahwayzcool4630 4 роки тому +17

      Chewie just doesnt get any love at all in SW. No medal from A New Hope, no hug from Leia in TFA.

    • @BlackVeilSavior
      @BlackVeilSavior 4 роки тому +15

      I assumed (probs the reason in the first place) it was because they couldn't get the medal prop around Mathew's costume's neck or in-universe they couldn't fit it around Chewie's. Or they didn't care about the sentient bear-dog companion.
      The retcon they came up with had him give it away pre-ceremony to some kid. Which... Didn't they get it AT the ceremony? How's that work?

    • @HMcQ7891
      @HMcQ7891 4 роки тому +4

      Wookies have no use for human trinkets. The blood of their enemies are medal enough.

    • @jeremyscungio16
      @jeremyscungio16 4 роки тому +8

      He does now

    • @machduel
      @machduel 4 роки тому

      @@jeremyscungio16 🙂

  • @kathrynolsen1256
    @kathrynolsen1256 4 роки тому +388

    Hair like a continental breakfast. Please, god, put this on a T-shirt for me.

    • @kathrynolsen1256
      @kathrynolsen1256 4 роки тому +17

      A.D. Continental breakfasts have pastries. It’s a joke about her cinnamon bun hair.

    • @davidanderson_surrey_bc
      @davidanderson_surrey_bc 3 роки тому +2

      Alas, Carrie Fisher is no longer here to appreciate such an accolade.

  • @7superdaimajin
    @7superdaimajin 4 роки тому +175

    "And then Luke and Han get a medal."
    "What about Chewbacca?"
    "What about the other surviving rebel pilot who was in the battle from the beginning and did far more to win the battle than Chewbacca?"

    • @susanwilliams2392
      @susanwilliams2392 3 роки тому +11

      And
      What about R2D2 who achieved themissile strike with Luke?

    • @petervansan1054
      @petervansan1054 3 роки тому +12

      what about wedge?

    • @Daniel-jk6ve
      @Daniel-jk6ve 3 роки тому +3

      @@petervansan1054 Dishonorable discharge for Wedge Antillies I’d guess. Neither he nor Luke were rated to fly the x-wing according to the book.
      Not that I have anything against poor Wedge. In Episode V, it did look like not only had Luke been several ranks promoted but Wedge was demoted.

    • @daneparsons4922
      @daneparsons4922 2 роки тому +1

      Maybe because Wedge broke formation after getting hit. Poor Biggs.

  • @danimations1440
    @danimations1440 5 років тому +724

    So who shot first?
    I don’t think it really matters...

    • @ElMundoDeHadesOK
      @ElMundoDeHadesOK 5 років тому +30

      absolutely the ONE thing that keeps dividing people til this day!

    • @seby826
      @seby826 5 років тому +16

      @@ElMundoDeHadesOK possibly destroying friendships and causing break ups

    • @Manu-rb6eo
      @Manu-rb6eo 5 років тому +3

      It doesn't

    • @ElMundoDeHadesOK
      @ElMundoDeHadesOK 5 років тому +1

      @@seby826 and hate it hahahaa

    • @NephritduGrey
      @NephritduGrey 5 років тому +31

      But it really doesn't matter as Han is the only one who shot.

  • @iwn2000
    @iwn2000 5 років тому +73

    05:16 "Is his first name Darth?" THANK YOU THAT HAS BOTHERED ME FOREVER

    • @chand911
      @chand911 5 років тому

      Did it really?

    • @vanillajack5925
      @vanillajack5925 3 роки тому +17

      Kinda proves that Lucas didn't always plan on Darth Vader really being Anakin Skywalker.

    • @dizmatt1
      @dizmatt1 3 роки тому

      just watching this I thought about it that seeing Obi-Wan... the master of sass in the clone wars, it might be more of a trolling insult.

    • @Hannah-on9mk
      @Hannah-on9mk 3 роки тому +1

      I think Darth was originally supposed to be his first name wasn't it?

    • @Daniel-jk6ve
      @Daniel-jk6ve 3 роки тому +2

      And Grandma Tarken?!!! Family Guy wasn’t kidding for once. Nobody knew that was a military rank pronounced ‘Mawfff’. I just checked, none of the original trilogy’s book versions clarified that point much either. So Lucas just assumed the audience would understand and like what was happening. Like he did to us in the Phantom Menace... Yikes!

  • @SnowheadBlitz
    @SnowheadBlitz 4 роки тому +1260

    "So which one of them shot first?"
    "Eh, I don't think it matters."
    Best. Shut down. Ever. Period.
    Oh, also,
    "An inconvenience, this video barely is. Super easy, this is to watch."

  • @matthewmerez5257
    @matthewmerez5257 4 роки тому +194

    “So this Force is like...a rope?”
    Thank you, I needed that.

    • @KennyNGA
      @KennyNGA Рік тому +1

      that line kills me very time so much i had to search for the non compilation video for this comment

  • @yelyahfan88x94
    @yelyahfan88x94 5 років тому +750

    " Only imperial Stormtroopers are so precise" *terrible stormtrooper shooting becomes a thing forever*

    • @AbdullahKhan-el6xw
      @AbdullahKhan-el6xw 4 роки тому +4

      It could be the force

    • @lepari9986
      @lepari9986 4 роки тому +1

      @@AbdullahKhan-el6xw what could be the force? :D

    • @AbdullahKhan-el6xw
      @AbdullahKhan-el6xw 4 роки тому +3

      @@lepari9986 the force causes the troopers to miss

    • @lepari9986
      @lepari9986 4 роки тому +9

      @@AbdullahKhan-el6xw Okay, so what explains that through the saga they shoot equally as bad to other main characters who aren't force sensitive?

    • @AbdullahKhan-el6xw
      @AbdullahKhan-el6xw 4 роки тому +5

      @@lepari9986 I mean that the force is doing it on its own. The force sensitive characters aren't controlling it.

  • @daredevil6145
    @daredevil6145 5 років тому +520

    ooh- hairstyles and typewriter.....damn!
    But what's with the futuristic photo in background?

    • @Pres1dentN1xon2
      @Pres1dentN1xon2 5 років тому +66

      Pictures of film executives from the future are *TIGHT*

    • @Gengrel
      @Gengrel 5 років тому +46

      Oopsie.

    • @critch7514
      @critch7514 5 років тому +20

      Wibbly Wobbly, time wimey

    • @nyreegraham7894
      @nyreegraham7894 5 років тому +2

      @@critch7514 I'm sorry, what were you "Who-ing"?

    • @progKansas
      @progKansas 5 років тому +5

      If you do Robocop get a mullet wig.

  • @djphildeez6357
    @djphildeez6357 4 роки тому +109

    "It's gonna be like 2 old guys just woke up from their naps and started fighting with their canes"
    LMAOO

  • @susanwilliams2392
    @susanwilliams2392 3 роки тому +118

    Wow, Leia getting past the loss of her entire planet and everyone she's ever loved must be really hard.
    Actually it's super easy. Barely an inconvenience.

  • @Stephen_The_Waxing_Lyricist
    @Stephen_The_Waxing_Lyricist 5 років тому +251

    Please, please PLEASE do Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull!
    Because we all know that it is super easy, barely an inconvenience to escape nuclear explosions. Plus, hiding in fridges is TIGHT!

    • @daniellanctot6548
      @daniellanctot6548 5 років тому +10

      Stephen Buxton - Might as well do all Four movies starting from the first one then

    • @joenesvick7043
      @joenesvick7043 5 років тому +4

      That movie was set in 1957. He didn’t need the refrigerator, everyone back then knew all you had to do was duck and cover 🤣. I don’t think Ryan did the other three films either, yet anyway so make it so
      I got the “complete adventures” on blu ray, but lacking Young Indy kinda makes it incomplete. How about Young Indy on blu ray, I think most fans would prefer that than Crystal Skull. Don’t they own Crystal Skull, well it came with the box set. I didn’t even hate it, it’s just not as great as the previous three. A movie just needs to be watchable and I’m entertained. Still Young Indy goes above it, despite Crystal Skull referencing the episode Spring Break Adventure

    • @thestrugglecontinues4328
      @thestrugglecontinues4328 5 років тому +1

      Stephen Buxton AGREED

    • @djbred18
      @djbred18 5 років тому

      I don’t think he needs to. You just did.

    • @jimdigitalvideo
      @jimdigitalvideo 5 років тому +1

      Indiana Jones has incredible plot armour. So he doesn't have to worry about getting completely incinerated in the fridge due to the nuclear explosion or breaking every bone in his body due to the impact.

  • @JewTubeSux
    @JewTubeSux 5 років тому +2487

    You are intelligently ruining every movie and show I've ever loved in a very entertaining way. Not sure if I should "complain" or ask for more. 🤣

  • @uncletrick1
    @uncletrick1 4 роки тому +48

    “These people suck at grieving.” 😂

  • @margotchaput3070
    @margotchaput3070 2 роки тому +9

    3:45 "So which one of them shot first ?"
    "I don't think it matters"
    Well played

  • @ShadyDoorags
    @ShadyDoorags 5 років тому +169

    I get that "super easy, barely an inconvenience" is the audience's favorite, but I Personally enjoy "I don't know" the most. Gets me laughing every time.

  • @grubbs517
    @grubbs517 5 років тому +108

    Say what you want about Storm Trooper accuracy, I saw one nail a tree on the forest moon of Endor with a speeder bike.

  • @GalyTheSugarLover
    @GalyTheSugarLover 4 роки тому +28

    "Which one of them shot first?"
    "I don't think it matters :)"
    This one always gets me

  • @antaine1916
    @antaine1916 4 роки тому +36

    Great, but you missed one:
    "They steal the stormtroopers' stuff, and it's like the perfect size for them."
    "What does Leia say when she sees Luke dressed in the stormtrooper gear he stole?"
    "Oh, she says, 'Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper'?"
    "Wait, I thought you just said, 'It was the perfect size for them'."
    "Oops!"

  • @dsuki4416
    @dsuki4416 5 років тому +245

    Some underrated lines in this series
    “Whoops” “whoopsie”
    “How come” “because”

  • @viniciusmiranda762
    @viniciusmiranda762 5 років тому +116

    -Who shot first?
    -Han did, but 30 years from now...

    • @NetAndyCz
      @NetAndyCz 5 років тому +2

      haha, genius!

    • @twinodoom
      @twinodoom 4 роки тому +1

      Well, yes, but actually no.

    • @ericsloss3963
      @ericsloss3963 4 роки тому +1

      Well no. Han shot first. Then Greedo shot first.

    • @j.vonhogen9650
      @j.vonhogen9650 4 роки тому +1

      Han returned fire in 1977 after Greedo shot him first, 30 years later.

  • @oldcdog91
    @oldcdog91 4 роки тому +126

    "So which one of them shot first?"
    "I don't think it matters."
    "Oh, okay."
    This, alone, had me DYING!!! lmao. Thank you!

    • @darkfandom8260
      @darkfandom8260 4 роки тому +2

      I think han

    • @nosson2842
      @nosson2842 4 роки тому

      Greeto

    • @HarmonicWave
      @HarmonicWave 4 роки тому +4

      Wrong question. Han shot Greedo before Greedo knew what hit him. Greedo wasn't even trying to shoot Han.

    • @carealoo744
      @carealoo744 3 роки тому +1

      I had no idea about the Han Shot First thing before I saw this

    • @jeffreym.8957
      @jeffreym.8957 3 роки тому

      This was as epic a put-down as William Shatner's "Have you ever kissed a girl?" at the Star Trek convention - SNL.

  • @melissalayton213
    @melissalayton213 5 років тому +29

    "I don't know" Gets me every. Single. Time.

    • @darrenrobinson9041
      @darrenrobinson9041 3 роки тому +2

      He says it like he has no control over the story , cracks me up.

  • @ThomasWilkinsonTomedy
    @ThomasWilkinsonTomedy 5 років тому +357

    A pitch meeting for "The Room" would be TIGHT!

    • @liveac3694
      @liveac3694 5 років тому +29

      The problem is that no such meeting ever took place XD It's an indie film that wasn't supported by any studio. That being said I can see the skit being fun. Throwing footballs in tuxedos is tight!

    • @there2b
      @there2b 5 років тому +23

      We can have Tommy pitch it to Greg.

    • @robertodell9193
      @robertodell9193 5 років тому +17

      Tommy pitches it to Tommy

    • @aracelichely2954
      @aracelichely2954 5 років тому +1

      I see what you did there x)

    • @itamar20112
      @itamar20112 5 років тому +2

      @@liveac3694 I'm pretty sure the creators of Star Wars didn't plan to add CGI monsters in 30 years... Pitch Meetings aren't meant to be accurate.

  • @sean3533
    @sean3533 5 років тому +360

    Leaving for work late because of Pitch Meeting
    Whoops.
    *Whoopsie!*

    • @bradeggerton
      @bradeggerton 5 років тому +15

      Barely an inconvenience, right?

    • @sean3533
      @sean3533 5 років тому +9

      @@bradeggerton my boss said it was super easy

    • @godkiller5375
      @godkiller5375 5 років тому +1

      Going to work on a Sunday is tight

    • @TheGingiGamer
      @TheGingiGamer 5 років тому +1

      @@godkiller5375 It's Saturday.

    • @yiasouvlaka104
      @yiasouvlaka104 5 років тому

      @@TheGingiGamer Sunday for me

  • @DaemionThade
    @DaemionThade 3 роки тому +31

    "...More powerful than you can possibly imagine."
    "Maybe he doesnt have that good of an imagination?"
    I'm dying 🤣

  • @haz927
    @haz927 5 років тому +751

    *Uploaded 31 seconds ago*
    Watching this video a minute after it goes live is TIGHT

  • @tehDonkeyKong
    @tehDonkeyKong 5 років тому +74

    "Is his first name Darth?" ... "No"

    • @maddinpictures3102
      @maddinpictures3102 4 роки тому +6

      Guess it was planned back then to be, before they made it a title

  • @kamael1125
    @kamael1125 4 роки тому +62

    You are the best! To be able to laugh at cultural phenomenon of this magnitude and at the same time appeal to fan base in a way so they will laugh with you instead of rage...
    This is art in itself. You are an absolute legend!

    • @kegsofvomitspit
      @kegsofvomitspit 3 роки тому +6

      It’s actually super easy, barely an inconvenience.

  • @patanu
    @patanu 4 роки тому +72

    "Only emperial soldiers are so precise."
    That line aged well.

    • @no8965
      @no8965 2 роки тому

      3:55 they actually missed on purpose to let them escape. Princess Liea explains in the movie.

    • @drafezard7315
      @drafezard7315 6 місяців тому

      @@no8965 That doesn't explain all the other times/movies.

  • @adirocksit
    @adirocksit 5 років тому +57

    The Force is TIGHT with this one

  • @beatrixwickson8477
    @beatrixwickson8477 5 років тому +196

    Back to the Future trilogy would be great for pitch meetings

    • @littleblackduck3134
      @littleblackduck3134 3 роки тому +2

      How bout the Godfather trilogy

    • @the-engneer
      @the-engneer 3 роки тому +1

      @@littleblackduck3134 godfather films are incredibly boring

    • @strahinjagov
      @strahinjagov Рік тому

      Back to the future was the inspiration for Pitch Meetings

  • @kaimemes
    @kaimemes 4 роки тому +10

    “What about chewbacca-“
    “No”
    “Oh very harsh”
    THESE LINES ARE *TIGHT*

  • @Dradeeus
    @Dradeeus 4 роки тому +15

    "Is his first name Darth? o_O"
    "No."

  • @mrmagicmorpher
    @mrmagicmorpher 5 років тому +85

    Plot twist, the CEO is the father to the writer, that’s why they look so similar!

    • @Dargonhuman
      @Dargonhuman 5 років тому +10

      Producer: No, I am your father.
      Writer: Nooooo!!!!
      CinemaSins: No. *Ding!*

    • @KookShanty
      @KookShanty 5 років тому +3

      They don’t look anything alike

    • @venugopalanthundathil2211
      @venugopalanthundathil2211 5 років тому +3

      You should watch the detective Pikachu pitch meeting, it explains everything!

  • @user-or8ql3fe5v
    @user-or8ql3fe5v 5 років тому +544

    Respect for having enough courage to actually roast original trilogy movie. Because people nowadays pretend, like these movies were perfect, and didnt had ANY plot holes at all...

    • @nahor88
      @nahor88 4 роки тому +80

      @Furyan Auror The Disney shitfests, yes, absolutely. Don't you dare lump the prequels with those atrocities however. The prequels had issues same as the originals, but they all had the original George Lucas Star Wars spirit.

    • @pageljazz
      @pageljazz 4 роки тому +40

      The OT had more holes than plot, and we knew it when they were first released. In fact, it was part of the fun. I remember totally roasting these movies with friends in 8th grade. Didn't stop us from watching them hundreds of times and loving every minute. Now people treat Star Wars like it's supposed to be holy scripture. What a shame.

    • @FeralLogic
      @FeralLogic 4 роки тому +25

      No one believed the original trio were perfect, but story telling and movie production has improved and people expect better stories, not worse stories with known story breaking mechanisms. Also, continuity is a thing, a thing that Disney evidently doesn't understand. It is quite obvious Disney doesn't know how to make sequels and spin-offs well. Well over 90% of their follow-ups are straight to TV. And considering they usually use well known and time-tested stories for their originals, it's pretty obvious Disney only knows how to retell old stories someone else thought of.

    • @anaussie213
      @anaussie213 4 роки тому

      Have you seen blue harvest?

    • @user-sr4nc4tc6f
      @user-sr4nc4tc6f 3 роки тому +1

      @@pageljazz 👏👏👏👏
      EXACTLY

  • @cricocadazzle4439
    @cricocadazzle4439 4 роки тому +53

    "Yeah, and she puts it inside this droid"
    "Wait. Droid?"
    "Yeah, pretty cool right?"
    "Well i guess I just have one question. What the hell is a droid?"
    "They're like a robot type thing. Some of them look like people and some of them look like garbage cans on wheels like the one she puts the info in."
    "Well if they're robots why don't you just call them robots?"
    "Because that's what I wrote in the movie!"
    "Fair enough."

    • @_piulin_
      @_piulin_ 3 роки тому +4

      I think "droid" comes from android, a humanoid robot.

    • @kegsofvomitspit
      @kegsofvomitspit 3 роки тому +2

      The First Guy to Ever Encounter a Droid

    • @Bacxaber
      @Bacxaber 3 роки тому

      @@_piulin_ That's not what android means. Humanoid robots are robots. Androids are reverse-cyborgs.

    • @_piulin_
      @_piulin_ 3 роки тому +3

      @@Bacxaber Reverse-cyborgs? Robots with a few bio parts? Those are cyborgs. Even T-8xx with a skin qualify as cyborgs.

    • @Daniel-jk6ve
      @Daniel-jk6ve 3 роки тому

      Next thing I know the audience will be saying they don’t know what a Moff or a Darth are.... we’ll let them make up their own nerdy explanation.

  • @ricardoquintanavallejo341
    @ricardoquintanavallejo341 5 років тому +12

    "Hair like a continental breakfast" I laughed so hard!

  • @JohnBaker-ki8vw
    @JohnBaker-ki8vw 5 років тому +116

    “Whiny heroes are tight”
    Love Star Wars and love the Pitch meeting, thanks Ryan!

    • @davidchidester5463
      @davidchidester5463 5 років тому +10

      They're so tight let's make a main villain the whiny one in 40 years.

    • @chrissonofpear1384
      @chrissonofpear1384 5 років тому +2

      Kind of smouldering at other times.
      He didn't KILL that officer, after all.

    • @Dargonhuman
      @Dargonhuman 5 років тому

      @@davidchidester5463 I thought I asked you to stop doing that.

    • @Wamboland
      @Wamboland 5 років тому +1

      I don't think you should thank any Ryan for anything star wars related. 😁😉

    • @Dargonhuman
      @Dargonhuman 5 років тому

      @@Wamboland No you're mistaking Rian for Ryan. Common mistake.

  • @danimations1440
    @danimations1440 5 років тому +107

    'Only imperial troopers are that precise'
    I could’ve sworn they hit it in the movie...

    • @LarryoftheLarrinites
      @LarryoftheLarrinites 5 років тому +30

      Crazy idea. Obi-wan only really knew the Jango Fett clone troopers. What if they are that precise, but the non clone ones aren't? There, I fixed it.

    • @usulsk
      @usulsk 5 років тому +3

      @@LarryoftheLarrinites So a galactic Empire would not invest anything in training their soldiers?

    • @sonoftheway3528
      @sonoftheway3528 5 років тому +6

      +LarryoftheLarrinites no, its cuz in this movie at least, the imperials were letting the heroes escape so they could track them to the base.
      in all other cases, plot armor explains their inaccuracy

    • @theiggliestbuff9925
      @theiggliestbuff9925 5 років тому +1

      @@sonoftheway3528 If there's no explanation other than plot armor then it's a plot hole...

  • @Nayug
    @Nayug 3 роки тому +3

    The spot on Mark Hamill impression is the weirdest flex

  • @shnglbot
    @shnglbot 4 роки тому +7

    "two old guy's just woke up from a nap and started fighting with their canes." XD

  • @DarthAlphaTheGreat
    @DarthAlphaTheGreat 5 років тому +29

    Minot correction @4:27
    The stormtrooper WERE trying to use their detecting technology, but they got ambushed while they tried to do that, and Han+Luke stole their armour.

    • @Dargonhuman
      @Dargonhuman 5 років тому +11

      On top of that, they were hiding in the smuggler's hold that Han put in. They're shielded from most standard scanning apparatus and, knowing how Han's mind works, likely are rigged to give off false signals to look like a generic part of the ship.

    • @Dargonhuman
      @Dargonhuman 4 роки тому +7

      @Kogi Duzo It's because we're virgins.
      ...
      Wait, that's not right...

    • @LoN3wOlF5tudi0s
      @LoN3wOlF5tudi0s 4 роки тому

      Ambushed by.... who?

    • @Dargonhuman
      @Dargonhuman 4 роки тому

      @@LoN3wOlF5tudi0s Seriously?

  • @omarcrespo77
    @omarcrespo77 4 роки тому +6

    Ryan:
    Imitates Chewbacca
    Me:
    Still laughing!!🤣

  • @rithrius5384
    @rithrius5384 4 роки тому +8

    4:00 Is it just me or is this the most epic "Whoopsie!" ever recorded in pitch meetings?

  • @ellybean7354
    @ellybean7354 5 років тому +112

    That hair is TIGHT! I bet getting those wigs was super easy, barely an inconvenience.

  • @Kleckna
    @Kleckna 5 років тому +32

    I love that the 1970s wigs are back 😂

  • @samhouston1979
    @samhouston1979 4 роки тому +123

    Love how SW just conveniently forgot things like “only stormtroopers are this precise”

    • @gwouru
      @gwouru 4 роки тому +6

      Precise does not mean accurate.

    • @Dilligff
      @Dilligff 4 роки тому +6

      He said while referring to an object twice the size of a barn and spattered with holes all over. I think he was being sarcastic when he said it.

    • @PotrzebieConolly
      @PotrzebieConolly 3 роки тому +1

      @@Dilligff But in that case, why DID he think the attackers were storm troopers?

    • @Dilligff
      @Dilligff 3 роки тому +3

      @@PotrzebieConolly Because they were so 'precise'. Anyone else wouldn't have had a target spread in excess of 20 feet, unless they were drunk, blind, epileptic, or was completely new to the idea of point and shoot types of weaponry, or any combination thereof.

    • @PotrzebieConolly
      @PotrzebieConolly 3 роки тому

      @@Dilligff Got it. :)

  • @xd_mystyyyyy
    @xd_mystyyyyy 3 роки тому +6

    “We’re talkin’ a guy with chin balls, a werewolf, y’know SATAN.” Please never stop.

  • @sclair2854
    @sclair2854 5 років тому +24

    As part of the Obi Wan standalone he needs to fight a squad of elite stormtrooper snipers who are actually precise.

    • @jamestheotherone742
      @jamestheotherone742 5 років тому +1

      Wouldn't be a very long movie then would it.

    • @sclair2854
      @sclair2854 5 років тому +1

      "As part"

    • @nahor88
      @nahor88 4 роки тому +1

      The original stormtroopers actually WERE precise though... the stormtroopers that boarded the Tantive IV were the 501st legion, some of the last remaining Jango Fett clones. They actually knew how to aim.

  • @abhinabamandal2756
    @abhinabamandal2756 5 років тому +23

    A Pitch Meeting for Pirates of the Caribbean would be TIGHT

  • @antonnym214
    @antonnym214 4 роки тому +5

    "Hair like a continental breakfast..." you are my hero!! ROFL

  • @vedanshbudhia8148
    @vedanshbudhia8148 3 роки тому +12

    "so what is this force thing is it like a rope?"
    "No,it's some kind of an energy."
    My physics textbook has been filling me with lies.

  • @reeceytaylor
    @reeceytaylor 5 років тому +11

    "Must've been devastated"
    "No he's fine"

  • @celebridee
    @celebridee 5 років тому +7

    “Hair like a continental breakfast.” I’m getting over a chest cold and almost coughed up a lung because I couldn’t stop laughing. 🤣🏆👏

  • @ronaldvalerio
    @ronaldvalerio 4 роки тому +7

    for someones father who killed an entire tribe and a Mother that dies on extreme sadness, the skywalker siblings are restrained on their emotions

  • @Geraldo_Rivian
    @Geraldo_Rivian Рік тому +3

    3:09 always found chewbacca hilarious in this scene...just look at his expression 😂😂😂

  • @TheJuggerClutch
    @TheJuggerClutch 5 років тому +53

    i dont get how the vent is a plothole, having a 1 meter wide exhaust port for a moon-sized space station is pretty damn efficient imo

    • @Brooke-rw8rc
      @Brooke-rw8rc 4 роки тому +23

      And in engineering a system that large and complex, the amount of emergent properties would be INSANE! AND it's a feat that had never been done before. "This highly advanced, completely unique prototype actually has a serious flaw." is hardly a plot-hole.

    • @DAyangBRICK333
      @DAyangBRICK333 3 роки тому +1

      It's not the presence of the vent, it's the fact that the enemy didn't shoot them from the hole

    • @angrymokyuu1951
      @angrymokyuu1951 2 роки тому +3

      ​@@Brooke-rw8rc Especially when its flaw takes space magic to exploit. It's such an impossible task that it being put there as actual sabotage is more nonsensical.

  • @sammywally7965
    @sammywally7965 5 років тому +7

    "Hair like a continental breakfast."
    THAT IS THE BEST.

  • @micah4855
    @micah4855 4 роки тому +15

    Me: SR is gonna have a hard time making fun of Star Wars
    SR: Actually, its gonna be super easy, barely an inconvenience!

  • @HarmonicWave
    @HarmonicWave 4 роки тому +10

    "How come?"
    "Because."
    "That works.

  • @Antonio_Ortiz
    @Antonio_Ortiz 5 років тому +4

    3:01: "We're talkin' a guy with Chin-balls, a Warewolf, uh, ya know......Satan.....". LOL!

  • @joetersak6970
    @joetersak6970 5 років тому +38

    You have become one of my 5 favorite UA-cam series. Thank you for helping me get through the week and giving me something to look forward too. Keep up the amazing work! Thank you!

  • @rewskiem5700
    @rewskiem5700 4 роки тому +12

    “Super easy” has become the new “I have a bad feeling about this”

  • @ryansullivan3085
    @ryansullivan3085 4 роки тому +2

    3:22 That chewbacca impression is *TIGHT*

  • @Matthew-pd4zx
    @Matthew-pd4zx 5 років тому +17

    I want to see a pitch meeting for Sharknado 🦈🌪️! ... Please?

  • @madderthanever
    @madderthanever 5 років тому +23

    Gotta love the 'fros, man - very era accurate!

  • @lucasasfora3573
    @lucasasfora3573 4 роки тому +9

    Honestly, for me this is the best stuff on youtube. You make me laugh for real Ryan. Respect. "Who shot first", the "continental breakfast" and "old dudes with canes" killed me. 👍👍👍

  • @liborohanka5010
    @liborohanka5010 Рік тому +1

    ""These people are emotionless!"
    Yoda:" Perfect Jedi candidates, they are."

  • @harshal9618
    @harshal9618 5 років тому +45

    May the Tightness be with you.

    • @jotheunissen9274
      @jotheunissen9274 5 років тому +2

      It's super easy, barely an inconvenience to use the tightness

    • @blazerocker1734
      @blazerocker1734 5 років тому

      Random Person - I hope that line was used in at least one of the Star Wars parody porno movies.

    • @MaciejBogdanStepien
      @MaciejBogdanStepien 5 років тому +1

      It surrounds us and binds us. Use the tightness!

  • @virgil4221
    @virgil4221 5 років тому +4

    the "oh wow wow wow wow" gets me everytime 😂 😂 😂 😂

  • @chip5892
    @chip5892 3 роки тому +4

    Ryan: Yeah kind of like a space wizard with very bad asthma.
    Grievous: *coughs in laughing*

  • @jsinghvishal
    @jsinghvishal 3 роки тому +3

    I love it when he says ... “well, ok then”

  • @legendarygaming4321
    @legendarygaming4321 5 років тому +37

    Can you do John Wick Pitch Meeting?

  • @stmichelob
    @stmichelob 5 років тому +6

    "Stormtrooper aim is TIGHT!"
    "...No it isn't."
    "Fair enough."