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    Spoiler alert! Step inside the pitch meeting that led to Star Trek!
    Before J.J. Abrams took over the world of Star Wars with The Force Awakens and the Rise of Skywalker, he revived another classic sci-fi franchise with 2009’s Star Trek, a movie so filled with lens flares it was difficult to see. But from what people could make out, it seemed pretty good!
    Although the movie was a critical and financial success, it definitely raises a few questions. Like why didn’t Chris Hemsworth abandon ship if he was just setting it on a collision course? What was the point of the young Kirk scenes? How was Kirk qualified to be promoted? How did he happen to land on a remote planet and stumble upon the cave where Spock Prime was hanging out? What exactly do black holes and red matter do?!
    To answer all these questions and more, step inside the pitch meeting that led to Star Trek!
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  • @Brad772006
    @Brad772006 4 роки тому +7280

    Does anyone else find it a little scary that these two guys are responsible for almost every movie we have ever seen?

    • @buccham6354
      @buccham6354 4 роки тому +79

      Everyday

    • @illuminati4786
      @illuminati4786 4 роки тому +132

      hollywood monopoly

    • @DustFC
      @DustFC 4 роки тому +318

      Having two omnipotent Canadian movies gods is TIGHT!

    • @yashwinning
      @yashwinning 4 роки тому +153

      Two? It's just one guy who's moving really fast. Classic rookie mistake

    • @agonleed3841
      @agonleed3841 4 роки тому +30

      Disney has been at it using these two

  • @JCMPRadio
    @JCMPRadio 3 роки тому +2301

    I really appreciate the fact that the video is bordered by lens flairs the entire time without him even mentioning it!

    • @totallynameless8861
      @totallynameless8861 2 роки тому +115

      Oh my god, I never noticed that before! That's so cool.

    • @kamenanew9867
      @kamenanew9867 2 роки тому +53

      I was just gonna say this, amazing detail work lol

    • @rayray8664
      @rayray8664 2 роки тому +14

      😂😂

    • @stevesmiff
      @stevesmiff 2 роки тому +37

      How tf am I JUST noticing this?!?! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @pauljohnston9574
      @pauljohnston9574 2 роки тому +25

      I kinda wondered how he would mention it.

  • @jaylewis9876
    @jaylewis9876 3 роки тому +829

    I want to see the alternate ending where the guy looks at a calendar and avoids all the drama

    • @taylorjade6918
      @taylorjade6918 3 роки тому +10

      Came to the comments to say this 😁

    • @HINESisGOAT
      @HINESisGOAT 3 роки тому +4

      I didn't understand the calendar part of the pitch meeting. What's the joke?

    • @TathD
      @TathD 3 роки тому +54

      Nero does know the stardate he's arrived at, because the captain of the USS Kelvin tells him after coming aboard. He still waits 25 years plotting "revenge" on the people who tried to help his planet but failed, and without warning Romulus about the impending supernova. Make of that what you will.

    • @Nikenik2001
      @Nikenik2001 3 роки тому +12

      @@TathD It's explained in the comic, Nero was imprisoned on a klingon prison planet while his damaged borg technology time-ship was in orbit slowly reparing itself making Nero's escape possible.

    • @jeffbenton6183
      @jeffbenton6183 3 роки тому +30

      @@Nikenik2001 Wait, that doesn't explain anything

  • @playerpage
    @playerpage 4 роки тому +3346

    "They bullied him 35 times and never tried a 'yo Mama' joke?"
    "That's right."
    "Ooooh, uncreative space bullies are TIGHT."

  • @liar6371
    @liar6371 4 роки тому +7840

    Adding a little Lens Flare in the pitch meeting is tight

    • @silversurfer8818
      @silversurfer8818 4 роки тому +105

      Didn't notice till i read it!

    • @forsaken841
      @forsaken841 4 роки тому +72

      Were way to subtle

    • @C00Cker
      @C00Cker 4 роки тому +21

      Are they a reference or something? I don't remember too much from the film now

    • @simonhowell4486
      @simonhowell4486 4 роки тому +139

      @@C00Cker
      It's a JJ Abrams film, that's like his signature, all his movies have them,.......like a lot of them

    • @brianhouston5368
      @brianhouston5368 4 роки тому +33

      Very tight.

  • @awesomedonut8228
    @awesomedonut8228 4 роки тому +1788

    “I was born at a very young age.”
    -The crew members of the Enterprise

    • @StacieMMeier
      @StacieMMeier 4 роки тому +38

      Well, to be fair, the idea of a young Spock and Kirk is sound for the plot, just they could have given more than they did. Kirk was established as a rebel and Spock was treated as an outcast by his peers. Both have issues and personal matters that need to be solved, they are both broken and have suffered, yet they together are going to save the Galaxy many times over. I wish the plot would have given more in that area. The Older Spock was correct, the Universe needs both of them.

    • @Nixx1.0
      @Nixx1.0 4 роки тому +3

      Stacie Meier well to be fair, you’re not smart and stfu

    • @simcard027
      @simcard027 4 роки тому +6

      me too. fortunately my mother was close by tho so i was ok

    • @broomemike1
      @broomemike1 4 роки тому +16

      @@Nixx1.0 wow, how annoying are you?

    • @thegreatherox
      @thegreatherox 4 роки тому +5

      At age 6 I was born without a face

  • @Alan_One1
    @Alan_One1 4 роки тому +893

    >is mad at Spock for accidentally blowing up his planet
    >goes 154 years back in time
    >sits around for 25 years
    >Never warns Romulans of it's future doom
    Plot holes are TIGHT

    • @karmagrl76
      @karmagrl76 3 роки тому +5

      @Michael Freed Not eating is tight!

    • @jessiejanson1528
      @jessiejanson1528 3 роки тому +60

      i think it was actually explained, he was ANGRY that his planet was blown up and so he wanted to kill the guy he thought was responsible after blowing up his planet for revenge. As far as he was concerned "it already happened" so his anger needed to be satisfied. He apparently just didnt care about saving the planet, he only cared about revenge. Honestly, im surprised they didnt just use the BS reason of "if i stop it, it will create a paradox" Literally would have solved the problem and taken about 10 seconds. Thats as long as they took to pan the camera in some scenes.

    • @ChangedMyNameFinally69
      @ChangedMyNameFinally69 3 роки тому +10

      @@jessiejanson1528 Wasn't he in prison in a deleted scene?

    • @jessiejanson1528
      @jessiejanson1528 3 роки тому +2

      @@ChangedMyNameFinally69 no idea.

    • @arthurfisher1857
      @arthurfisher1857 3 роки тому +38

      @@jessiejanson1528 the way Star Trek seems to do tome travel, it actually makes sense. Stoping Romulus blowing up wouldn't save HIS planet, it would just create a different timeline. The original timeline he's from would still exist and thus, his family and home would still be toast. He could have tried warning the new timelines Romulans, but he probably figured they wouldn't believe him or something.
      So, he had the original timelines Spock who had failed and let his home blow up, so what does he do? Blows up Spock's home.
      From the POV of a nut-job psycho, it actually makes perfect logical sense.

  • @jonathanstratton321
    @jonathanstratton321 3 роки тому +297

    Love the random lens flares in the meeting part.

  • @Smokin_Snowman
    @Smokin_Snowman 4 роки тому +484

    "Well he was right about a thing so that makes him qualified now."
    "Wowowow. Wow."

  • @tediousmaximus1067
    @tediousmaximus1067 4 роки тому +1444

    "It's good to know they were once children and not born fully grown men!"
    Brilliant!

    • @AndreNitroX
      @AndreNitroX 4 роки тому +34

      Seriously every superhero origin story ever. I mean how many times do we need to see Batman as a kid!?

    • @kanyerahming
      @kanyerahming 4 роки тому +25

      @@AndreNitroX Do we always need to see Batman's parents dying in super slow motion?

    • @hawkdsl
      @hawkdsl 3 роки тому +7

      @@kanyerahming Yes. It is a Universal Law.

    • @kanyerahming
      @kanyerahming 3 роки тому +6

      @@hawkdsl *multiversal

    • @magnusquercu9905
      @magnusquercu9905 3 роки тому +9

      We really need to see Batman’s parents as kids, that’ll work even better!

  • @ballybunion9
    @ballybunion9 3 роки тому +301

    "In case you hadn't noticed, there's four of us and only one of you."
    "So go get two more guys and that will make it a fair fight."
    Pretty cool line.

    • @doboom7948
      @doboom7948 3 роки тому +3

      Reyna to the hunters of artemis

    • @arthurballs7083
      @arthurballs7083 2 роки тому +13

      "We have you 4 to 1.
      I like those odds."

    • @dancrane3807
      @dancrane3807 2 роки тому +3

      What would Jack Reacher say?

    • @peterwinters8587
      @peterwinters8587 2 роки тому +1

      Similar line in Hooper, 1980

    • @siddharthrana9011
      @siddharthrana9011 2 роки тому +3

      @@dancrane3807 it's actually 2 again one
      I beat you and your overly compassionate friend is gonna come and swing I beat him too and the group morale drops and they all scatter.

  • @toddthacker8258
    @toddthacker8258 4 роки тому +486

    In defense of George Kirk staying on the bridge he did use the ship's defenses to protect the escape shuttles as they were leaving.

    • @gjs96
      @gjs96 3 роки тому +34

      So he can program the ship’s trajectory but not its defenses?

    • @toddthacker8258
      @toddthacker8258 3 роки тому +54

      @@gjs96 Autopilot is easier to program ("go this direction at this speed"). Ship defenses would be much more difficult unless they were already completely automated.

    • @gordoschmordo2826
      @gordoschmordo2826 3 роки тому +95

      And it does free him up to keep playing Thor, so there's that.

    • @mastervading4306
      @mastervading4306 3 роки тому +29

      @@gordoschmordo2826 super convenient!

    • @TalesOfWar
      @TalesOfWar 3 роки тому +37

      @@toddthacker8258 I guess they don't have remote desktop in the future? Also we have entirely automated CIWS on warships right now.

  • @USN1985dos
    @USN1985dos 4 роки тому +647

    Ahhh, I remember when I joined the Navy. I snuck onto a base and they were like "Dang-it, I guess he's in."

    • @FussyPickles
      @FussyPickles 4 роки тому +85

      Did you bring an apple? You could probably be a captain if you brought an apple.

    • @Pimp-Master
      @Pimp-Master 4 роки тому +36

      I tried that at Nellis AFB, and all I got was a LOT of security questions.

    • @blindleader42
      @blindleader42 4 роки тому +18

      @@Pimp-Master And you didn't even get to meet the aliens?

    • @Pimp-Master
      @Pimp-Master 4 роки тому +14

      @@blindleader42 Nope, I'll never be Kirk in that respect, haha.

    • @That80sGuy1972
      @That80sGuy1972 4 роки тому +14

      So, did you do something brave on a ship you stowed away on after that to later become its captain?

  • @madtitanthanos7898
    @madtitanthanos7898 4 роки тому +662

    I love the fact there's lens flares throughout this video

    • @madtitanthanos7898
      @madtitanthanos7898 4 роки тому +15

      @@mariusjacobs83 it's a subtle, yet funny, detail that I never knew I needed

    • @battlesheep2552
      @battlesheep2552 4 роки тому +30

      Still not as intrusive as they were in the movie

    • @madtitanthanos7898
      @madtitanthanos7898 4 роки тому +7

      @@battlesheep2552 lmao so true

    • @MaynardFreek
      @MaynardFreek 4 роки тому +1

      No just no. Did I say no? Did I mention no? Did I not say no? How many times do I have to say no? No no no no no! Is this enough? I can no more times if need be!!! No.....

    • @tamaraturley8618
      @tamaraturley8618 4 роки тому +4

      I kept thinking something was wrong with my phone at first. Lol.

  • @pythonjava6228
    @pythonjava6228 3 роки тому +158

    The young Spock scenes made more sense for Spock's arc that the young Kirk scenes did for Kirk's

    • @robertkarp2070
      @robertkarp2070 Рік тому +10

      It was to show that Kirk was reckless and fearless. What I want to know is after several hundred years, where does someone get a classic car like that so he could drive it off a cliff?

    • @StewartFletcher
      @StewartFletcher Рік тому +3

      @@robertkarp2070 I bet you could buy a replica horse and bugee right now

    • @josiahbahuaud2294
      @josiahbahuaud2294 Рік тому +3

      @@StewartFletcher A replica horse and buggy would be just a horse and buggy.

    • @promontorium
      @promontorium Рік тому +4

      Both make sense and they work together. Because this is an alternate history of the Star Trek everyone knew, we are being introduced to a different version of Kirk. He had no father so he grows up a rambunctious little turd. We see Spock's childhood because it helps show the impact of his personal choices and his losses in the film.
      They work together because the movie was embracing the duality of Kirk/Spock and seeing their troubled childhoods together fit in showing how their characters developed that led them to Star Fleet in spite of their upbringing.

    • @nagoranerides3150
      @nagoranerides3150 8 місяців тому +1

      @@promontorium Nah, it was just crap.

  • @ellariel7457
    @ellariel7457 3 роки тому +164

    Screenwriter Guy: Right, 'cause he's not the main character, so he can't go places unless he's with the main character.
    Studio Guy: That makes sense.
    Wow wow wow. Wow. There is no end to this man's genius.

  • @MegaRayland
    @MegaRayland 4 роки тому +800

    “And how would you shoot this thing?”
    “Like a film student who doesn’t know when to stop moving the camera, and then post produce it like a VFX student who fell in love with a lens flare filter.”
    “Amazing.”

    • @Carewolf
      @Carewolf 4 роки тому +21

      @Charlie Vetsworth It has more than none, so no.

    • @nacl7991
      @nacl7991 4 роки тому +5

      Cameraman with Parkinson

    • @matane2465
      @matane2465 4 роки тому +13

      @Charlie Vetsworth considering lens flare is something to be avoided and modern cameras are designed in such a way to reduce chance of lens flare, no, no lens flare is preferable.

    • @r.o.1063
      @r.o.1063 4 роки тому +4

      Lens flare is tight.

    • @Pimp-Master
      @Pimp-Master 4 роки тому +10

      Go back in time to prevent that intern from showing JJ the lens flare gimmick.

  • @marcy2443
    @marcy2443 4 роки тому +2499

    “Wait so do black holes destroy things or send them back in time?”
    “They literally do anything I want” 😂😂😂

    • @Miranox2
      @Miranox2 4 роки тому +76

      Black holes are like quantum mechanics. The audience doesn't know squat about them so you really can make up anything and they'll eat it up. It's just sad when a movie contradicts itself with its own made-up nonsense.

    • @bdb1052
      @bdb1052 4 роки тому +19

      Lol like cold fusion. A bunch of 90s movies always hyped that up because no one knew what that was

    • @mena94x3
      @mena94x3 4 роки тому +8

      Well okay, then!

    • @tobyhart8515
      @tobyhart8515 4 роки тому +8

      They knew the drill.

    • @gdilling
      @gdilling 4 роки тому +11

      tommy cane115 Clearly you are poorly educated in physics.

  • @matthewsager925
    @matthewsager925 3 роки тому +60

    Lens flares are the attention to detail that makes Ryan so successful!

  • @commandercaptain4664
    @commandercaptain4664 3 роки тому +52

    Writer: You should enlist in Starfleet, you violent drunk. Let's do this thing!
    Suit: So what does Kirk do?
    Writer: He does this thing!
    Suit: Doing things while drunk is tight!

  • @seamuswalker6879
    @seamuswalker6879 4 роки тому +1781

    “It is like a reboot or a sequel or a prequel?” “Yes”

    • @MrDigztheswagking
      @MrDigztheswagking 4 роки тому +19

      All of them YES!!!!!

    • @marclewis5505
      @marclewis5505 4 роки тому +34

      The movie being all 3 was tight!

    • @PhilBagels
      @PhilBagels 4 роки тому +32

      More like taking the Gene Roddenberry's legacy, taking a big steaming dump on it, and then forcing it down the throats of young people so they'll never know what Star Trek actually is.

    • @Hector52441
      @Hector52441 4 роки тому +11

      @@PhilBagels yeah basically

    • @anthonymuc
      @anthonymuc 4 роки тому +1

      "I love it"

  • @janderson1008
    @janderson1008 4 роки тому +433

    "Is it like a reboot or a sequel or a prequel?"
    "Yes."

  • @UnclePhil73
    @UnclePhil73 3 роки тому +137

    35 tries and they never tried a “yo mama” joke? That one genuinely made me LOL

  • @DJ_Force
    @DJ_Force 4 роки тому +119

    Writer: I've got a generic Buck Rogers/Flash Gorden type SciFi action script for you.
    Producer: Great, but what if instead of using your names, we used names from the original Star Trek?
    Writer: But my characters are nothing like those Star Trek characters. Have you even seen the original Star Trek?
    Producer: No...but I have seen money, and I think if we call this Star Trek, we might see some more of it.
    Writer: Well okay then!

    • @donwhiteley3293
      @donwhiteley3293 3 роки тому +19

      We just found the REAL pitch meeting for JJ Trek.

  • @LLPOF
    @LLPOF 4 роки тому +2366

    If in 30 years when I'm 80 and I'm still watching Pitch Meetings, I will have deemed my life was a good one.

    • @notyou8716
      @notyou8716 3 роки тому +40

      That's a pretty low bar, but okay.

    • @LLPOF
      @LLPOF 3 роки тому +131

      @@notyou8716 Yeah, I know, but I am doing the best with what I got. :-)

    • @SRP3572
      @SRP3572 3 роки тому +167

      Deeming your life was a good one because of watching UA-cam videos is TIGHT

    • @ndz9818
      @ndz9818 3 роки тому +52

      Yeah yeah yeah

    • @georgetsoutis4204
      @georgetsoutis4204 3 роки тому +64

      Sounds super easy, barely an inconvenience

  • @YayMiko
    @YayMiko 4 роки тому +625

    “You should enlist in starfleet, you violent drunk” 😂

  • @BP-dn9nv
    @BP-dn9nv 5 місяців тому +10

    JJ Abrams is a master at writing plot hole filled films that can distract you with lens flares to forget about all of said plot holes.

  • @Toxic_chicken
    @Toxic_chicken 3 роки тому +27

    I literally just noticed Ryan has lens flares on throughout the entire meeting

  • @godbear2930
    @godbear2930 4 роки тому +944

    Bully: Yo mama so human that she'll most likely get old and die in 70 to 80 years.
    Space possy: *Oooooooooooooooo*

    • @NymulAhmed
      @NymulAhmed 4 роки тому +11

      @Lost Aquarian jesus

    • @emdm2220
      @emdm2220 4 роки тому +18

      @Lost Aquarian absolutely destroyed

    • @Haywood-Jablomi
      @Haywood-Jablomi 4 роки тому +7

      *posse

    • @jpaltman706
      @jpaltman706 4 роки тому +12

      You just ruined that man's whole career!

    • @mightbearer
      @mightbearer 4 роки тому +22

      Oh excrement son. Are you going to allow him logically state your set? 😂😂😂

  • @DoctorGoober
    @DoctorGoober 4 роки тому +246

    JJ Abrams: Overusing lens flare effects is tight!

    • @polyhymnia701
      @polyhymnia701 4 роки тому +7

      Charlie Vetsworth I think people make fun of Abrams' use of lense flares because it's a perfect metaphor for his movies - looks super cool, but has no substance.

    • @andrewphillips8341
      @andrewphillips8341 4 роки тому

      You have to wear sunglasses in a Jar Jar film

  • @laurenhazlett6327
    @laurenhazlett6327 4 роки тому +43

    The "Wowwowow" bit is my favorite every single time.

    • @JohnGalt916
      @JohnGalt916 4 роки тому +2

      I realized I started saying things are "tight". Like its 97

    • @laurenhazlett6327
      @laurenhazlett6327 4 роки тому +9

      @@JohnGalt916 oh using slang from 25 years ago is tight

  • @macleunin
    @macleunin 4 роки тому +23

    “Is it like a reboot, a sequel, a prequel?
    Yes”
    I’m dead 😂

  • @davetoms1
    @davetoms1 4 роки тому +489

    "How much lens flare do you want?"
    "Yes."

    • @mezz3036
      @mezz3036 3 роки тому +1

      3rd time iv'e seen this and only just noticed the screen flare 😂

    • @heroino89
      @heroino89 3 роки тому

      @@johnnyjohnny6174 all the playlists on your channel suck.

    • @heroino89
      @heroino89 3 роки тому

      @@johnnyjohnny6174 oh I don't care about that. Just wanted to spread some negativity since you clearly enjoy that

    • @heroino89
      @heroino89 3 роки тому

      @@johnnyjohnny6174 nah I'm good

  • @aadilsherkar7054
    @aadilsherkar7054 4 роки тому +514

    "They bullied him 35 times and never tried a Yo Mama joke?"
    "That's right."
    "Ohhh uncreative space bullies are tight!"
    😂😂😂😂
    Ryan is totally underrated lmao

    • @SValens
      @SValens 4 роки тому +2

      My favorite part! 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @TERRORdrigo
      @TERRORdrigo 4 роки тому +10

      Underrated? Every pitch meeting video is loaded with comments saying Ryan is carrying this channel

    • @cometmoon4485
      @cometmoon4485 4 роки тому +4

      @@TERRORdrigo
      Sure but his subscriber count is still pretty low.

  • @MrFingerz14
    @MrFingerz14 4 роки тому +18

    I lost it at the “you violent drunk” part. 😂

  • @azraelbatosi
    @azraelbatosi 3 роки тому +8

    Watched this a few times and I NEVER noticed the bloody lens flares....I love that stuff in these vids. Honestly I’d never be on this channel without these skits, they’re genius

  • @JaelaOrdo
    @JaelaOrdo 4 роки тому +860

    “He’s not the main character so he can’t go places unless he’s with the main character” 😂

    • @justanotherglorpsdaymornin5097
      @justanotherglorpsdaymornin5097 4 роки тому +47

      basically a videogame

    • @vladtheimpaler9577
      @vladtheimpaler9577 4 роки тому +18

      Wow escort quests in a nutshell

    • @artembentsionov
      @artembentsionov 4 роки тому +15

      There’s a book series called Spells, Swords, & Stealth involving a group of NPCs who actually decide to do something even though they’re not the players

    • @chicostephenson
      @chicostephenson 4 роки тому +6

      Is it me, or did anyone else notice that nothing could happen in the original Star Trek without Kirk? What a stage hog!

    • @benroberts2222
      @benroberts2222 4 роки тому +26

      Q: If a tree falls in a JJ Abrams movie, does it make a sound?
      A: only if the main character is around at the time.

  • @elkhartandy209
    @elkhartandy209 4 роки тому +587

    My wife: "How can you watch that while sitting on the toilet?"
    Me: " Super easy, barely an inconvienence "

  • @happyhappyjoyjoy6497
    @happyhappyjoyjoy6497 3 роки тому +31

    Amazing work on this one. You covered most of what I thought about from JJs remakes. It is almost like he knew most people wouldn’t care. Rush the plot and origin story, and include everything possible from
    Nostalgia purposes

  • @moxiemaxie3543
    @moxiemaxie3543 3 роки тому +40

    Why did the bullies have enough emotional thought to pick on someone else for being different?

    • @nybergsgarage
      @nybergsgarage 3 роки тому +3

      really, vulcans do have emotions, they just learn to ignore and or control them.

    • @maxxsteele9396
      @maxxsteele9396 3 роки тому +4

      @@nybergsgarage Your comment is illogical.

    • @seronimo__7735
      @seronimo__7735 2 роки тому +2

      "Suppress" might be a better word for that.

    • @AllenKnutson
      @AllenKnutson 2 роки тому

      Stephen Nyberg has the right of it. The Vulcans split off from the warlike Romulans, whom they otherwise look and dress like (in ST:TNG anyway).

  • @Jarsia
    @Jarsia 4 роки тому +222

    "I think something is wrong with your script. It's leaking"
    "what do you mean, sir?"
    "well you're getting lens flares all over my office, I think they're coming from the script"
    "sir, I'm gonna need you to get ALL the way off my back about that"
    "yeah, lemme grab my sunglasses and get off that thing"

    • @eden032
      @eden032 4 роки тому

      Lmao!

    • @user-hardbrain
      @user-hardbrain 4 роки тому +2

      Missed opportunity for a pitch meeting joke but this is definitely funny 😂😂😂👍

    • @EG-cm5th
      @EG-cm5th 4 роки тому +2

      omg that would've been perfect.
      I can even hear it in his voices. :P

    • @JaBoreman
      @JaBoreman 4 роки тому

      Jarsia quoting the video makes u gay. Lmao. Unoriginal fool

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 роки тому +146

    I just want to say that I truly appreciate these Pitch Meetings. They're my favorite part of this channel.

  • @parsival
    @parsival 3 роки тому +5

    I love the little detail of lense flares in the corner of each screen for when both of the guys are talking

  • @Lukasafer
    @Lukasafer 3 роки тому +12

    Its crazy to think before Hemsworth became famous people just thought Chris Pine also played as his dad

  • @mrscribbles2693
    @mrscribbles2693 4 роки тому +270

    ScreenRant: You are too popular you are being removed from this channel
    Ryan: I AM THE CHANNEL

    • @KiraSunrise
      @KiraSunrise 4 роки тому +28

      Mr Scribbles Its treason then

    • @filastyle84
      @filastyle84 4 роки тому +11

      @@KiraSunrise Wow, wow, wow... wow!

    • @bearbrand6626
      @bearbrand6626 4 роки тому +8

      They've gotta know he's their golden goose.

    • @vikiai4241
      @vikiai4241 4 роки тому +6

      Considering all their channel promotion heavily features him, I think they know this.

    • @Kindiah
      @Kindiah 4 роки тому +2

      Everything else they do is a waste of time!

  • @LordAzimar
    @LordAzimar 4 роки тому +389

    Is no one talking about the lens flairs that just keep getting brighter

    • @MrDmitriRavenoff
      @MrDmitriRavenoff 4 роки тому +17

      Lens flares are TIGHT!

    • @jfacts49
      @jfacts49 4 роки тому +2

      Ha I was just going to mention that.

    • @bpal7006
      @bpal7006 4 роки тому +25

      Only about half the comments. Is nobody talking about how some people don't read and just like to use the tired ass ,overused "is nobody talking about".🤢

    • @The_Bad_Guy.
      @The_Bad_Guy. 4 роки тому

      No because who the hell cares?

    • @farquoi
      @farquoi 4 роки тому +2

      @@The_Bad_Guy. I'm guessing you didn't see the lens flare in question

  • @jackb2
    @jackb2 Рік тому +1

    It took me a minute to notice the lights on the sides of the meeting. Brilliant 🤣

  • @FrantiC119
    @FrantiC119 4 роки тому +24

    I'd really appreciate a Star Trek: Picard Pitch Meeting. It feels so ripe with the kind of stuff that makes these things good.

    • @Novastar.SaberCombat
      @Novastar.SaberCombat 2 роки тому +1

      I'm thankful I never saw it, I suppose.

    • @MKDumas1981
      @MKDumas1981 2 роки тому +1

      Take the Picard we know..
      Melt him down.
      Place the liquid Picard in a Picard-shaped mold, Carbonite if possible.
      Let sit for twenty years.
      Crack open with a laser scalpel.

  • @vioniebeaunissant4868
    @vioniebeaunissant4868 4 роки тому +87

    The addition of the lens flares is just so perfect

    • @wolbaman
      @wolbaman 4 роки тому

      I thought something was wrong with my computer at first

  • @Muizur
    @Muizur 4 роки тому +300

    "Adding a lens flair effect must be difficult"
    "Actually it's super easy, barely an inconvenience!"

    • @martiansoldier
      @martiansoldier 4 роки тому +9

      "But the lense flair itself is kinda inconvenient"
      "Super inconvenient!"

    • @Muizur
      @Muizur 4 роки тому +4

      @@martiansoldier woopsie!

    • @jkb2016
      @jkb2016 4 роки тому +1

      "Adding lensflares makes the movie look super artsy and lets the audience forget about the plot holes" - "Very convenient!"

    • @1dirkmanchest
      @1dirkmanchest 4 роки тому

      @@jkb2016 Well, OK then.

  • @ParadoxProblems
    @ParadoxProblems 3 роки тому +1

    I saw that "super easy, barely an inconvenience" from a mile away and it was wonderful

  • @josephmiller8974
    @josephmiller8974 3 роки тому +8

    Just goes to show that JJ is the McDonald's of film: big studio, big budget junk food that offers absolutely nothing good or creative, but is somehow entertaining and successful. Like that Michael Bay guy!

  • @azultarmizi
    @azultarmizi 4 роки тому +200

    It's amazing how much Chris Pine actually looks like Chris Hemsworth

    • @Diveyl
      @Diveyl 4 роки тому +30

      Chris Pine, Chris Hemsworth, Chris Evans, Chris O'Donnell,Chris Pratt. They all do look similarly. There is a video where Chris Pine sings "I'm not that Chris" to "Uptown girl" on UA-cam.

    • @andrewp2681
      @andrewp2681 4 роки тому +10

      Lukas Wicher Christmas? Christian Mingle? Chrysanthemum?

    • @Diveyl
      @Diveyl 4 роки тому +1

      @@andrewp2681 yes. That too. 😋 Christmas, Winter solstice, Mitra birthday. All at the similar time of the year. 😁

    • @tatowerty7236
      @tatowerty7236 4 роки тому

      Andrew P I get it lol

    • @Gonzalo_105
      @Gonzalo_105 4 роки тому +9

      welcome to the chrisverse

  • @lazyken6468
    @lazyken6468 4 роки тому +315

    “And backflips, snaps the bad guy’s neck and saves the day”
    *FAIR ENOUGH*

    • @romanoliebenberg754
      @romanoliebenberg754 4 роки тому +5

      @John Hillman I don't get why people are joking about Rey using the Force to heal that snake thing and Ben Solo. Baby Yoda also used force healing and nobody's joking about that.

    • @blazerocker1734
      @blazerocker1734 4 роки тому +2

      Hacher Unfriended - Wow wow wow!

    • @jamesgarrett8833
      @jamesgarrett8833 4 роки тому +5

      Snapping bad guy’s necks are tight

    • @rizzymattizzy3804
      @rizzymattizzy3804 4 роки тому +4

      More, I need more of your lie stories.

    • @slidetek
      @slidetek 4 роки тому +6

      So, Epstein didn't kill himself?

  • @lukasferrell4290
    @lukasferrell4290 4 роки тому +2

    I usually just listen to these videos back to back like I listen to podcasts, and it wasn't until today that I finally got to appreciate the lens flares on the screen

  • @pawnjp7946
    @pawnjp7946 4 роки тому +18

    “Why isn’t there an “Expendables” pitch meeting?”
    “I don’t know!”

    • @triggerisgroot82
      @triggerisgroot82 4 роки тому +2

      Whoopsie!

    • @unclecreepy4073
      @unclecreepy4073 4 роки тому +4

      So, you got a new movie for me?
      Yeah. I was thinking we could put a bunch of old 80’s and 90’s action stars all in one film. It’s called The Expendables.
      Oh, clever. And what’s the movie about?
      It’s about a bunch of old 80’s and 90’s action stars being in the same movie.

  • @wstine79
    @wstine79 4 роки тому +330

    "The needs of the producers outweigh the needs of the fans."

    • @son_of_ottie
      @son_of_ottie 4 роки тому +6

      SO close.

    • @themurrrr
      @themurrrr 4 роки тому +7

      Lisa Bowers whoopsy

    • @tigerbread78
      @tigerbread78 4 роки тому +6

      Sums it up perfectly

    • @wstine79
      @wstine79 4 роки тому +7

      Editing spellcheck errors is TIGHT!

    • @Paul-ou1rx
      @Paul-ou1rx 4 роки тому +4

      I see a comment rising to the top in your future.

  • @bobxyzp
    @bobxyzp 4 роки тому +588

    “It’s impossible to beat.”
    “Sounds like it’s impossible to beat.”
    “Actually it’s super easy, barely an inconvenience.”
    Ok, we have reached peak super-easy joke.

    • @bobxyzp
      @bobxyzp 4 роки тому +23

      Wow wow wow. Wow.

    • @triggerisgroot82
      @triggerisgroot82 4 роки тому +20

      I'd appreciate it if you'd get all the way of his back on this one!

    • @CrownRock1
      @CrownRock1 4 роки тому +4

      Barely an inconvenience!

    • @jamesroyce1845
      @jamesroyce1845 3 роки тому +4

      I eagerly await every 'super easy' encounter.

    • @NJohnGA10
      @NJohnGA10 3 роки тому +3

      I saw this a mile away. When he said "it's impossible to beat"

  • @splofteyloftey9731
    @splofteyloftey9731 4 роки тому +12

    Sharknado! 🦈 A pitch meeting for Sharknado would be super easy, barely an inconvenience... And tight!

    • @MSteynberg
      @MSteynberg 4 роки тому +2

      Wow-wow-wow! This!

    • @bobbyfeet2240
      @bobbyfeet2240 3 роки тому

      It actually might be really hard. The movie was just so unabashedly bad, to the point where it was almost trying to BE bad, that it can get difficult to even make fun of.

  • @Shanbo26
    @Shanbo26 3 роки тому +2

    You missed a few good ones.
    Like, managing to beam Kirk onto the Enterprise despite having no idea where it was at the time.
    The pretty huge time gap between Kirk regaining consciousness, running from the monster, running into Spock, having him explain everything, then going to the outpost. And yet, despite the trip to Vulcan taking only a few minutes the first time, this time the Enterprise is still on route.
    That ridiculously huge room they wind up in filled with pipes and machinery which is obviously too large to fit onboard the Enterprise, going by the exterior shots we've seen.
    Kirk and Spock able to just beam aboard the Narada, despite it being an incredibly advanced ship from a century in the future which apparently has no defences against that.
    Also, not bringing a huge frickin' bomb with them to blow up the ship if the operation to rescue Commander Pike goes south.

  • @sethmargolis7047
    @sethmargolis7047 4 роки тому +518

    Ryan is the only reason I'm subbed

    • @vioniebeaunissant4868
      @vioniebeaunissant4868 4 роки тому +25

      I think that's everyone here

    • @HenriZwols
      @HenriZwols 4 роки тому +14

      Isn't this Ryan's channel?

    • @theoharris8978
      @theoharris8978 4 роки тому +12

      Fair enough!

    • @zardox78
      @zardox78 4 роки тому +31

      And the rest of shill-crazy Screen Rant is the reason why I'm not. That doesn't stop his videos from popping up on my suggested list, though. Watch enough of any one thing and the algorithm will get the message. But, yeah. At this point, I think he'd probably do better on his own with just a "Pitch Meeting" channel.

    • @thanhclips
      @thanhclips 4 роки тому +4

      His videos are Tight!

  • @buckosoft
    @buckosoft 4 роки тому +304

    "That kinda sounds like autopilot. He should probably leave."

  • @tonihandoko9706
    @tonihandoko9706 3 роки тому +3

    I love Star Trek so I blindfolded my self to any critics on the movie, but then this pitch meeting happens and now I realized how silly I have been.

  • @lichonaus169
    @lichonaus169 3 роки тому +4

    The lense flares in this video were such a great touch 😂

  • @perrymathis4557
    @perrymathis4557 4 роки тому +54

    ‘Wait he was within walking distance and didn’t warn anyone" 😂😂😂

  • @ashwinkelly2523
    @ashwinkelly2523 4 роки тому +190

    “I knew your dad, you should enlist in star fleet ya violent drunk!”

    • @sulufest
      @sulufest 4 роки тому +5

      Ashwin Kelly
      Best line ever 😂

    • @AndreNitroX
      @AndreNitroX 4 роки тому

      Every politician ever

  • @adrianclark2734
    @adrianclark2734 4 роки тому +2

    Love how you actually used jj Abrams light art style on this video 😂 attention to detail right there 🖤

  • @sail2byzantium
    @sail2byzantium 3 роки тому +8

    Ryan,
    As you've done the first two--here's hoping we will see a Star Trek Beyond Pitch Meeting.

  • @msmslatinclass4959
    @msmslatinclass4959 4 роки тому +248

    "JJ Abrams' over reliance on plot contrivances is tight!"

    • @snoopstp4189
      @snoopstp4189 3 роки тому +4

      Plot device by Rube Goldberg.

    • @troubadour723
      @troubadour723 2 роки тому +3

      He perfected his talent by working his way up from being the child of TV producers.

    • @Hokum6
      @Hokum6 2 місяці тому

      *Just* the right guy to hand this universally beloved multi-billion dollar franchise to. Disney Pitch meeting, probably.

  • @arcshots-808s
    @arcshots-808s 4 роки тому +146

    They bullied him 35 times and never tried a yo mama joke😂
    Yo mama jokes are tight and telling them is super easy barely an inconvenience

    • @DJPHDonline
      @DJPHDonline 4 роки тому +1

      All you gotta do is spread your fingers to get a peace from yo mom! She likes it long and prosperous...

  • @planetofthegapes
    @planetofthegapes Рік тому +1

    I loved it when Spock looked at the camera and went "It's Trekkin' Time!"

  • @frankroberts9320
    @frankroberts9320 2 роки тому +6

    I especially love the Road Runneresqe canyons and cliffs, right in the middle of the cornfields of IOWA. I believe that same canyon was chosen as the location for the magnetic collar scene in the Will Smith/Kevin Kline turd, 'The Wild Wild West'.

  • @gregolonious7349
    @gregolonious7349 4 роки тому +76

    "Why would they do that?"
    "I don't know!"
    Lol yeah sounds like Hollywood perfectly

  • @db6655
    @db6655 4 роки тому +89

    Me: "It must be pretty hard to beat up Captain Kirk."
    Guys in the bar, Spock, bad guy Romulans: "Actually, it's super easy, barely an inconvenience. "

  • @sithemperorvitiate1191
    @sithemperorvitiate1191 4 роки тому +23

    This movie is what happens when Shatner's kirk is daydreaming

    • @Hello-og
      @Hello-og 2 роки тому +1

      More like a fever dream from some alien parasite.

  • @doublebinthemorning5999
    @doublebinthemorning5999 3 роки тому +1

    I love how there are lens flares going up and down the sides of the screen the whole time

  • @TheAmaranthFlower
    @TheAmaranthFlower 4 роки тому +36

    "So do black holes destroy things or send them back in time?"
    "They do whatever -- *literally anything I want* "
    That part got me 😂

  • @eden4292
    @eden4292 4 роки тому +67

    Screenwriter: Whoops
    Film Executive: Whoopsie
    Moto for life

  • @jul3249
    @jul3249 3 роки тому +9

    the biggest issue with this movie is how Kirk just skyrockets to commanding position in like a couple week. Gene Roddenberry always emphasized a scholar approach to his characters, (even for the more instinctive and wild Kirk) and THAT was all the appeal of the show! Kirk was extremely qualified for his job and it was made clear many times.

    • @g00nther
      @g00nther Рік тому +3

      Yes, the original Star Trek was "realistic", this was utter crap. Pretty boys and pretty girls running around making juvenile snarky comments. Killed the franchise for me. Haven't seen another Start Trek movie after this.

  • @blackmonish
    @blackmonish 4 роки тому +1

    I completely missed the lens flare the first time i saw this... hilarious touch.

  • @lilrex2015
    @lilrex2015 4 роки тому +27

    It would have been more entertaining if in each cut to a character he added another lens flare until the screen was filled with them.

    • @Pimp-Master
      @Pimp-Master 4 роки тому

      Add the Beatles, "A Hard Days Night" to one of the monitors, and you've got me buying a ticket.

  • @DreamsOfLegend
    @DreamsOfLegend 4 роки тому +56

    THE LENSE FLARES AHAHAHAHA!

  • @luckybynn5788
    @luckybynn5788 Рік тому +1

    Thought there was a light glaring off my glasses for a minute. Then I remembered all the lens flares

  • @brokeneyes6615
    @brokeneyes6615 3 роки тому +41

    George Kirk didn’t die, he went to get his magical hammer from his dad Odin.

    • @caiocaguiar9310
      @caiocaguiar9310 3 роки тому +2

      Wait so you mean that Star Trek is already part of the MCU and Paramount just secretly warned the word that they will some day be bought by Disney?

    • @brokeneyes6615
      @brokeneyes6615 3 роки тому +1

      @@caiocaguiar9310 yep, George looked into The black hole and decided to embrace inevitability, like all good kirks do.
      Or is that eternity I’m thinking?

    • @unicornzombielove
      @unicornzombielove 3 роки тому +1

      And later he joined the Legion of Hot Chrisses.

  • @ernestoaparicio7281
    @ernestoaparicio7281 4 роки тому +78

    -Is it gonna be a reboot, a sequel or a prequel?
    -Yes

    • @Thespeedrap
      @Thespeedrap 4 роки тому

      Which one😄

    • @jaynguyen1573
      @jaynguyen1573 4 роки тому +2

      @@Thespeedrap it actually is all 3

    • @cainasmo9
      @cainasmo9 4 роки тому +6

      Im gonna need you to get way off my back

    • @violetlavi2207
      @violetlavi2207 4 роки тому +1

      “But how can it be all three, that contradicts time itself”
      “Listen I’m gonna need you to get ALL the way off my back about this reboot/sequel/prequel business”
      “Okay I’ll do that!”

    • @cainasmo9
      @cainasmo9 4 роки тому

      Sony: we are leaving

  • @GeorgeMarionerd
    @GeorgeMarionerd 4 роки тому +31

    I wanna see a pitch meeting for the actual start of the original Star Trek show.

    • @Pimp-Master
      @Pimp-Master 4 роки тому

      NBC: Uh, Gene, we told you not to add your girlfriend to the pilot episode.
      GREAT BIRD: Oh, sorry about that.
      NBC: you're forgiven. Don't add your girlfriend to the series we just greenlighted, ok?
      GREAT BIRD: got ya.
      NBC: Um, Gene, can we have a word with you...

  • @iphumeleleiphudlanjwa7939
    @iphumeleleiphudlanjwa7939 2 роки тому

    Everytime Ryan and Ryan Say “Whoopsy!” I always go Whoopsy too!! 🤣

  • @RonoMorph
    @RonoMorph 4 роки тому +40

    tbh I really like these Star Trek movies.
    I know that they don't represent anything or whatsoever about the OG Star Trek, but as an action movie like these I rly like it

    • @MegaSparky23
      @MegaSparky23 3 роки тому +4

      I enjoyed the second and third movies but this one was really lame. Personally I think the first few OG Star Trek movies and most of the NG Star Trek movies are better than all of the new ones combined.

    • @PurtyPurple
      @PurtyPurple 3 роки тому

      They do the job of entertaining very well, plus good actors too

    • @winstonknowitall4181
      @winstonknowitall4181 Місяць тому

      I never gave a F about Star Trek, which was always cheesy as hell, so I loved the new movies. All the backlash they get is from the ST zealots.

  • @baronvonhoughton
    @baronvonhoughton 4 роки тому +26

    Nostradamus - "In the future people will make lots of money by talking to themselves"

  • @MaliciousMallard
    @MaliciousMallard 4 роки тому +10

    Oh my God.... JJ turned the Force into the black holes from Star Trek.

  • @anamerkury8881
    @anamerkury8881 3 роки тому +1

    Those glares during the pitch meeting are such a great side joke 🤭

  • @flowerlord0
    @flowerlord0 3 роки тому +3

    We need them to make a pitch meeting for Star Trek 1 to 10. I'd watch every second of it.

  • @lewismoney3420
    @lewismoney3420 4 роки тому +26

    "Well it's gonna be pretty hard to make Star Wars but different huh?"
    "Actually it'll be super easy barely an inconvenience."

    • @yondaime500
      @yondaime500 4 роки тому +3

      I mean, other than spaceships and aliens, they have pretty much nothing in common. So you may as well say that Superman is Star Wars but different.

    • @simona1001
      @simona1001 4 роки тому +2

      Pre-JJ Trek is ofc very different from Star Wars, but JJ Trek is diet Star Wars.

  • @benroberts2222
    @benroberts2222 4 роки тому +91

    "I knew your dad, you should enlist in Starfleet"
    Yay, nepotism! Exactly the type of star trek universe all the fans have loved over the decades.

  • @troubadour723
    @troubadour723 Рік тому +6

    “Feels like he didn’t really earn that.”
    Thanks for summing up JJ Abrams’ entire career.

  • @Raz.C
    @Raz.C 3 роки тому

    Can't keep watching Pitch Meeting re-runs.
    Need more Pitch Meetings!!!

  • @ArmyWolves
    @ArmyWolves 4 роки тому +520

    0:05
    ProducerGuy: "Is it like a sequel, prequel or a reboot?"
    PitchGuy: "Yes."
    Hahahahahahaha. Hey isn't that a UA-cam comments section go-to joke. LMAO

  • @nightblader1
    @nightblader1 4 роки тому +83

    “So wait do black holes destroy things or send them back in time?”
    “They do whatever literally whatever I want.” 😂😂😂😂

    • @ThreadBomb
      @ThreadBomb 4 роки тому +3

      The problem is that people get black holes and wormholes confused. If you try to travel through a black hole, the only place you'll end up is dead.

    • @foxtrotalphaone
      @foxtrotalphaone 4 роки тому

      @@ThreadBomb Is that the problem?

    • @BradTheAmerican
      @BradTheAmerican 4 роки тому

      @@ThreadBomb Something something rotating Kerr black hole something something ring singularity wormhole. If all else fails, just bounce a graviton particle beam off the main deflector dish.

  • @vitorfrota940
    @vitorfrota940 4 роки тому

    It's the little details that make these videos so awesome. I cracked with the lens flare

  • @MarcoKlammer
    @MarcoKlammer 4 роки тому +2

    Love the random lens flares 😄