Every Star Wars Pitch Meeting In Order Of The Star Wars Timeline Compilation

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    0:00 Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace Pitch Meeting
    5:59 Star Wars: Episode II - Attack Of The Clones Pitch Meeting
    12:19 Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith Pitch Meeting
    17:46 Solo: A Star Wars Story Pitch Meeting
    24:25 Rogue One: A Star Wars Story Pitch Meeting
    29:58 Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope Pitch Meeting
    36:59 Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back Pitch Meeting
    42:05 Star Wars: Episode VI - Return Of The Jedi Pitch Meeting
    47:04 Star Wars: The Force Awakens Pitch Meeting
    51:45 Star Wars: The Last Jedi Pitch Meeting
    57:21 Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker Pitch Meeting
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  • @itriggerpeople4433
    @itriggerpeople4433 3 роки тому +12203

    _Barely an inconvenience it is, super easy._

  • @outerlimit1999
    @outerlimit1999 3 роки тому +4480

    "So you got an hr long Star Wars pitch meeting?"
    "Yes sir, I do."
    "Wow wow wow"

    • @gentlecaringviolence
      @gentlecaringviolence 3 роки тому +101

      .....wow

    • @Charmer4856
      @Charmer4856 3 роки тому +57

      Why? Because! That works

    • @Cartman4wesome
      @Cartman4wesome 3 роки тому +104

      “Wait isn’t this just reposting old videos?”
      “Whoops”
      “Whoopsie!”

    • @HeyItsJonSchwartz
      @HeyItsJonSchwartz 3 роки тому +68

      Reposting your old content into one giant video is TIGHT

    • @thebaron1985
      @thebaron1985 3 роки тому +26

      @@Charmer4856 'So we can sell ad space for money.' "Oh that works!"

  • @ashamansedai
    @ashamansedai 3 роки тому +2556

    "He makes up a very compelling argument and that convinces him"
    "What does he say?"
    "Do it"

    • @__It4xhi
      @__It4xhi 3 роки тому +114

      ITS DEW IT

    • @SRP3572
      @SRP3572 3 роки тому +43

      That doesn't work on women in bed? Oh dang it. Whoops. WHOOPSIE.

    • @mrwhale7351
      @mrwhale7351 3 роки тому +6

      Dude I love your username. I get it. Peace favor your sword.

    • @ashamansedai
      @ashamansedai 3 роки тому +5

      @@mrwhale7351 thanks man, may the wheel weave in your favour

    • @LetsTalkAboutPrepping
      @LetsTalkAboutPrepping 3 роки тому +4

      @@ashamansedai the wheel weaves as the wheel wills

  • @thomashajicek2747
    @thomashajicek2747 2 роки тому +1505

    Didn't think I would spend an hour of my life watching this, but it was actually super easy, barely an inconvenience.

  • @danbasford7456
    @danbasford7456 2 роки тому +801

    It's amazing how many years Pitch Meetings have been going on for. Script Writer Guy and Producer Guy have barely aged since the '70s.

    • @mailleweaver
      @mailleweaver 2 роки тому +16

      Yeah, but the typewriter in the background ages. At least for a little while until it gets its clownfish immortality charm. I wonder if Script Writer Guy and Producer Guy also have clownfishes.

    • @arjavjain7229
      @arjavjain7229 2 роки тому +27

      Because The Dark Side of the Force is a pathway to many abilites some consider to be unnatural.

    • @2smallbros711
      @2smallbros711 2 роки тому +14

      I’m gunna need you to get all the way off their back on that.

    • @danbasford7456
      @danbasford7456 2 роки тому +11

      @@2smallbros711 oh, well let me get all the way off of there.

    • @charlespecaut303
      @charlespecaut303 2 роки тому +5

      It was super easy. Barely an impermanence.

  • @cojones8518
    @cojones8518 3 роки тому +1840

    "Shouldn't we rewrite that?"
    "Princess Leia's going to be in a gold bikini for pretty much the entire thing."
    "Script's fine as is."

  • @SuperBC1975
    @SuperBC1975 3 роки тому +2313

    Obi-Wan Kenobi: "The Jedi so nice they knighted him twice."
    LOL. Classic line.

    • @mathisj3873
      @mathisj3873 3 роки тому +25

      A great title for the obi Wan spin off series actually

    • @waltervaquerano7608
      @waltervaquerano7608 3 роки тому +6

      @( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 乇乂ㄒ尺卂 ㄒ卄丨匚匚 way to ruin a joke and be rude and probably be wrong cuz Google has nothing on being knighted twice and they're usually right

    • @waltervaquerano7608
      @waltervaquerano7608 3 роки тому +5

      @( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 乇乂ㄒ尺卂 ㄒ卄丨匚匚 no one cares because you ruined the joke

    • @phillyphillylii916
      @phillyphillylii916 3 роки тому +4

      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 乇乂ㄒ尺卂 ㄒ卄丨匚匚 something tells me your a WHOLE lot of fun at parties.....

    • @stevesimp5860
      @stevesimp5860 3 роки тому +2

      Everybody stop moaning about this dude just spittin facts

  • @fortunefinder5697
    @fortunefinder5697 2 роки тому +597

    "Being a Jedi requires lots of flips huh?"
    After watching Yoda fight Dooku his training method makes total sense.

    • @RabblesTheBinx
      @RabblesTheBinx 2 роки тому +26

      Yep. Yoda was, of course, well-versed in all 7 major forms of lightsaber combat, but he was the undisputed _master_ (no pun intended) of Form IV, Ataru, so it makes sense that his training methods would focus on acrobatics. Much like how it makes sense that the Soresu master, Obi-Wan, focused mostly on defensive use and blaster deflection when he was training Luke.

    • @DunmoresMovieMania
      @DunmoresMovieMania 2 роки тому +4

      I was just thinking that!

    • @pumkin610
      @pumkin610 2 роки тому +4

      Huh I guess he did train obi then

    • @vinccool96
      @vinccool96 2 роки тому +9

      Well, all the younglings get trained by Yoda

  • @BatmanFan76
    @BatmanFan76 2 роки тому +1059

    May The Timestamps Be With You.
    0:00 Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace
    6:00 Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones
    12:19 Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith
    17:47 Solo: A Star Wars Story
    24:25 Rogue One: A Star Wars Story
    29:58 Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope
    36:40 Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back
    42:05 Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi
    47:05 Star Wars: Episode VII - The Force Awakens
    51:45 Star Wars: Episode VIII - The Last Jedi
    57:21 Star Wars: Episode IX - The Rise of Skywalker

    • @julie007ght
      @julie007ght 2 роки тому +16

      Thank you!

    • @bentravis9383
      @bentravis9383 2 роки тому +14

      You're my hero.

    • @alexbartley3610
      @alexbartley3610 2 роки тому +40

      Implying we’re not just going to watch the whole thing

    • @ORProductionss
      @ORProductionss 2 роки тому +11

      I like these pitch meetings so I am gonna watch the entire thing

    • @Kanoog
      @Kanoog 2 роки тому +12

      Thank You! I always appreciate when people do this :)

  • @geekyogurt1904
    @geekyogurt1904 3 роки тому +663

    "I truly deeply love you"
    "That is how women talk"
    "I'm glad you said that, because I've never spoken to a real one so I just took a wild guess"

    • @donkeyhobo34
      @donkeyhobo34 3 роки тому +4

      I love you

    • @wolfkitty42
      @wolfkitty42 3 роки тому +20

      Spoken like a true woman.

    • @nicadi2005
      @nicadi2005 3 роки тому +4

      @Amanda Goodwin "I truly deeply love you" - Some say that, in certain situations. But they likely don't mean it, so might as well believe they never do...

    • @coolfred9083
      @coolfred9083 3 роки тому +4

      @@nicadi2005 what lol

    • @marmex9912
      @marmex9912 3 роки тому +6

      @@nicadi2005 who hurt you

  • @safsren
    @safsren 3 роки тому +1599

    "They're going to have a mother-son dynamic"
    "Oh, that's cute"
    "And in the next movies they're gonna bang"
    "What?"
    I started laughing there

    • @lorenzonevarez4407
      @lorenzonevarez4407 3 роки тому +11

      Saaaaame

    • @dungeonsanddragons7334
      @dungeonsanddragons7334 3 роки тому +23

      You hadn’t already started laughing?

    • @capta1nseal
      @capta1nseal 3 роки тому +18

      and never stopped

    • @icorrectly
      @icorrectly 3 роки тому +16

      Oh, a very relatable dynamic transition... Subverting expectations is tight!

    • @RaixsOreh
      @RaixsOreh 3 роки тому +25

      You're probably just being sarasti, but for anyone who might truly believe that's the case between Anakin and Padme:
      Anakin didn't see Padme as a mother figure, he already had a real mother. it was quite clear Anakin had a crush on her on the first scene they meet from the first thing he says to her: "Are you an Angel?" even clarifying that "angels are the most beautiful creatures in the galaxy"
      Edit: also Padme "Amidala" Naberrie was 14 years old during episode one, why would she view Anakin as a Son figure? it was more likely that she saw him as a little brother than a son.

  • @extendetBG
    @extendetBG Рік тому +59

    "Suddenly deciding that the Force can do things IS TIGHT" - sums up the entire new trilogy.

  • @REALdavidmiscarriage
    @REALdavidmiscarriage 2 роки тому +45

    “So which one shot first?”
    “I don’t really think it matters...” 😂

  • @WoofWoofWolffe
    @WoofWoofWolffe 3 роки тому +9111

    Kids love taxation of trade routes to outlying star systems

  • @davehandelman2832
    @davehandelman2832 3 роки тому +1664

    "oh, so tell me MORE about this Syfo Dias!"
    "No".

    • @dragonfruit8830
      @dragonfruit8830 3 роки тому +47

      Until this animated tv show 15 years later from now

    • @robo3007
      @robo3007 3 роки тому +34

      Not even joking I want a Syfo Dias movie. It's the fact we know so little about him that makes him so intriguing.

    • @darthsidious4022
      @darthsidious4022 3 роки тому +16

      @@robo3007 whos syfo dias?

    • @robo3007
      @robo3007 3 роки тому +60

      @@darthsidious4022 Exactly.

    • @darthsidious4022
      @darthsidious4022 3 роки тому +9

      @@robo3007 lol

  • @KingofKingsProductions
    @KingofKingsProductions 2 роки тому +312

    "It's like if two old guys woke up from a nap and started fighting with their cains" 35:13 this had me dying

    • @GeorgeMonet
      @GeorgeMonet Рік тому +3

      But that IS what they were. So it made perfect sense. That is how that fight needed to go.

    • @Noone-qs5jt
      @Noone-qs5jt Рік тому +2

      @@GeorgeMonet umm Vader was 41

    • @PFirefly06
      @PFirefly06 Рік тому +1

      Canes...

    • @connerc.6911
      @connerc.6911 Місяць тому

      ​@@Noone-qs5jt41 but badly worn down by life

    • @Noone-qs5jt
      @Noone-qs5jt Місяць тому

      @@connerc.6911 wow I didn't even remember I had posted this comment. I kind of agree now with Vader being old lol, phisically at least

  • @thegrayyernaut
    @thegrayyernaut 2 роки тому +20

    17:52
    "Aren't all movies unnecessary?"
    Damn, ya got me pondering there.

  • @p3ter9000
    @p3ter9000 3 роки тому +2257

    Screenwriter Guy pronounces "routes" differently than Executive Guy
    Ryan's range is truly uncanny

    • @filmgamingandreview9137
      @filmgamingandreview9137 3 роки тому +109

      Whos Ryan I only know Screenwriter guy and Executive Guy

    • @RmnGnzlz
      @RmnGnzlz 3 роки тому +92

      @@filmgamingandreview9137 Ryan is directing them.

    • @filmgamingandreview9137
      @filmgamingandreview9137 3 роки тому +13

      @@RmnGnzlz its a joke

    • @RmnGnzlz
      @RmnGnzlz 3 роки тому +93

      @@filmgamingandreview9137 woooosh.

    • @Kier4n99
      @Kier4n99 3 роки тому +20

      @@filmgamingandreview9137 🤦

  • @cthulhufhtagn2483
    @cthulhufhtagn2483 3 роки тому +2227

    Favorite line: He was also trained in the helicopter arts by a helicopter!

  • @SunnyBunny9621
    @SunnyBunny9621 2 роки тому +136

    “Imagine if a salad bowl fell upside down on a soccer ball and for some reason you want to hug it.” Too good.

  • @zaheersarang6466
    @zaheersarang6466 2 роки тому +89

    "Skin like porcelain. Hair like a continental breakfast"
    "What"
    Thanks my stomach is sore from laughing

  • @rickypoon6406
    @rickypoon6406 3 роки тому +687

    Yoda: "That is why you fail."
    Luke: "You need to get ALL the way off my back..."

    • @310smoker
      @310smoker 3 роки тому +8

      why you fail that is . lol

    • @ElMundoDeHadesOK
      @ElMundoDeHadesOK 3 роки тому +1

      @@310smoker well... not really... the actual line yoda says it correctly ... not backwards :V

    • @TheBoyBanditKing1911
      @TheBoyBanditKing1911 3 роки тому

      @@ElMundoDeHadesOK shut

    • @charlietownsend2826
      @charlietownsend2826 3 роки тому +3

      El Mundo de Hades | Yeah he actually speaks a lot less backwards than you’d think. I rewatched the movies recently expecting him to say everything backwards but he actually speaks normally a lot of the time.
      Ironically that made it jarring in The Clone Wars and other stuff where he actually starts doing it in every sentence.

    • @ElMundoDeHadesOK
      @ElMundoDeHadesOK 3 роки тому

      @@charlietownsend2826 he speaks backwards quite a bit in AOTC

  • @ArmelOenn
    @ArmelOenn 3 роки тому +461

    "Oh! Princess Leia, uh. Tell me about her."
    " Oh, she is badass, and beautiful as it can be, you know. Skin like a porcelain. Hair like a continental breakfast."
    "What?"

  • @cyanimation1605
    @cyanimation1605 2 роки тому +23

    "Oh so Leia's mom is a queen. That explains why Leia's a princess"
    "Well actually the two monarchies have nothing to do with each other I've decided"

  • @shoe5672
    @shoe5672 2 роки тому +4

    "have her fly back like Mary Poppins" had me WEAK 😂😂

  • @sandwichboy1268
    @sandwichboy1268 2 роки тому +97

    I always assumed that, in Solo, when they put the droid ai in the ship, that they were gonna put her into a new droid body later. You know, since the ship didn't have an ai in the original trilogy

    • @iananderson4754
      @iananderson4754 2 роки тому +25

      Shes probably unable to speak because she can't communicate. Stuck in a box unable to scream

    • @Llama_Of_Rivia
      @Llama_Of_Rivia 2 роки тому +3

      If you want to feel even worse about it the millennium falcon gets its name because it's meant to last a millennium

    • @annaclarafenyo8185
      @annaclarafenyo8185 2 роки тому +5

      It did have an AI

    • @brandoncaldwell4035
      @brandoncaldwell4035 2 роки тому +1

      In one of the books or comics that may or may not be canon C3p0 states the the Falcon's main computer actually consists of three AI

    • @GeorgeMonet
      @GeorgeMonet Рік тому +1

      How would moving an AI into a ship even work? It wouldn't have the hardware needed to support an AI.

  • @ebreshea
    @ebreshea 2 роки тому +26

    0:37 Ryan is so committed to his characters not being the same person that he uses different pronunciations of "route" for each of them. It's such a small thing and probably no one notices. But it just shows you how professional Ryan is to think of these things.

    • @ronsmac
      @ronsmac Рік тому

      In horse racing a race over a certain distance is called a route pronounced rout. I have a friend who pronounces it root and it drives me crazy.

    • @peachypet808
      @peachypet808 5 місяців тому

      ​@@ronsmacIt's like potato and potato

  • @Zoltar0
    @Zoltar0 3 роки тому +527

    "Force speed? I bet that's going to come in handy later in the movie."
    "They will never use it again...ever. Never again in any Star wars movie"
    "What?"
    "Nothing."

    • @baronsengir187
      @baronsengir187 3 роки тому +11

      It was used in many games and books to great effect though.

    • @macewindu4165
      @macewindu4165 3 роки тому +5

      The theory is that Force speed uses much energy, in the games even though they are non canon, when you use force speed you lose practically all you’re stamina
      Also in the clone wars same thing it spends much energy

    • @ConnanTheCivilized
      @ConnanTheCivilized 3 роки тому

      @@baronsengir187 But that just makes it worse cannon wise which is the whole point.

    • @baronsengir187
      @baronsengir187 3 роки тому

      @@ConnanTheCivilized Why? Totally fine with rare.

  • @rome8180
    @rome8180 2 роки тому +73

    It's interesting to see the evolution of these videos. The ones shot before 2019 or so don't quite have the same energy. He hadn't really established the voice of the two characters. They're still funny but they come off as a lot flatter.

  • @LockedDownSpectator
    @LockedDownSpectator 2 роки тому +38

    After 22 years, I’ve finally learnt what the politics of the pre-Vader trilogy were all about! Thanks, Pitch Meeting. 😵‍💫😵

  • @conath
    @conath 3 роки тому +230

    ”Hair like a continental breakfast” - “What?” 😂

  • @EMcBrad
    @EMcBrad 2 роки тому +25

    "he just makes a very convincing argument."
    "What did he say?"
    "Do it!"
    I'm dead lol

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican 2 роки тому +58

    "Kids love politics" they sure do, the House of Commons of British Parliament is just a bunch of kids in a kindergarten classroom with the speaker being the teacher and nothing will change my mind
    Also "These people suck at grieving" that's just ALL Star Wars drama

    • @PosthumanHeresy
      @PosthumanHeresy Рік тому +2

      Alright but also "kids love politics" was just 20 years ahead of the curve.

  • @mostlycoldandfullofrocks3317
    @mostlycoldandfullofrocks3317 3 роки тому +752

    Them: "You can't watch more than an hour of Screen Rant! It's too difficult!"
    Me: "Actually, its super easy, barely an inconvenience."

    • @wolfkitty42
      @wolfkitty42 3 роки тому +13

      Oh shoot I just realized this was a hour long.

    • @spider8734
      @spider8734 3 роки тому +1

      HAHAHAHA

    • @Memo-ut4tg
      @Memo-ut4tg 3 роки тому +10

      I’ve watched multiple of these pitch meetings and didn’t even notice almost the entire day has passed I started somewhere around 10:00 am and ended around 4:09 pm

    • @gabeestrella6608
      @gabeestrella6608 3 роки тому +1

      Actually I can watch this in half an hour

    • @glaxii1
      @glaxii1 3 роки тому +1

      @@wolfkitty42 Lmao

  • @emilybell774
    @emilybell774 3 роки тому +320

    "someone in the walmart parking lot hit the gas too hard on their scooter" RYAN IS *ICONIC* and literally every line in these pitch meetings is a gem

    • @tommatom3513
      @tommatom3513 3 роки тому +2

      other than the end line cause u know its over..

    • @jefffung4786
      @jefffung4786 3 роки тому +7

      "oh, so tell me MORE about this Syfo Dias!"
      "No".

    • @animatingforlife7200
      @animatingforlife7200 3 роки тому

      "it's super easy barely an inconvenience" "oh really"

  • @gusvogt-shields4689
    @gusvogt-shields4689 Рік тому +10

    The attention to detail for screenwriter guy to pronounce “route” as “root” and producer guy to pronounce it as “rout” is amazing.

  • @konomimkp
    @konomimkp 2 роки тому +9

    I've lost count of how many times I've heard "Dath Vader is a real horn-dog", but boy, it never fails to crack me up

  • @billc.2627
    @billc.2627 3 роки тому +252

    Hour-long pitch meetings are TIGHT.
    May the force be with Ryan George, always.

  • @kathom67
    @kathom67 3 роки тому +412

    "These people suck at grieving" - Star Wars drama in a sentence. :D

    • @Rosadullaghan
      @Rosadullaghan 3 роки тому +27

      Yeah. Skywalkers either get over it really quickly, or, like me, we just never get over it and do some war crimes.

  • @stevenbailey8167
    @stevenbailey8167 3 роки тому +43

    Ive watched this comp so many times. Its my go to sleep movie.
    Thanks ryan 😆

  • @F1rstWorldNomaD
    @F1rstWorldNomaD 2 роки тому +38

    I absolutely love these, I have no idea how Ive missed them up until now.
    But unless Im mistaken, Yoda trains all Jedi as younglings up until the point theyre old enough to become a padawan with a single master.
    I could be wrong, been a LOONG time since I read the novels, but if Im right this means Yoda actually did train Obi Wan.
    Also the force allow you to identify other force users, not read their backstory.
    Vader didnt know who Luke was until the emperor told him, once he knew he could then sense his presence.
    Kinda like if you have 100 random phone numbers on a paper you know theyre all connected to people but you dont know who is who until you learn it.
    He also never knew Padme had twins, he never knew there was a daughter until he read Lukes feelings and its even unsure he ever realized it was actually Leia.
    This is still absolutely hilarious tho.
    Thanks for these videos.

    • @Censeo
      @Censeo 2 роки тому +2

      Star Wars seems to be more and more about splitting up family bonds in favor of beliefs, cults and politics. In Star Wars is it pretty obvious family has almost no force to hold you together

    • @F1rstWorldNomaD
      @F1rstWorldNomaD 2 роки тому +1

      @@Censeo Youre not wrong...
      But Lucas himself said it wasnt a scifi-action film but a "Family Drama" set in space.
      So I guess it kinda fits :P

  • @trealsteve
    @trealsteve 3 роки тому +104

    “Hair like a continental breakfast.”
    🤣😭😂💀

  • @escaperoomleander1948
    @escaperoomleander1948 3 роки тому +424

    "Oh, Force Speed! That'll come in handy later..."
    "They will never use it again."

    • @harmen98
      @harmen98 3 роки тому +19

      I honestly thought before this video it glitched. 😆

    • @uncharted7againblackking256
      @uncharted7againblackking256 3 роки тому +17

      @@harmen98 I didn't even know this until this video and I've seen starwars

    • @sharingan0mojo
      @sharingan0mojo 3 роки тому +6

      honestly never notices, it was so strange i just let it slide 😂

    • @JayPlusForerunner
      @JayPlusForerunner 3 роки тому +2

      @@uncharted7againblackking256 Same. I've literally never heard of force speed until this video

    • @karabreeze3888
      @karabreeze3888 2 роки тому +2

      I'm pretty sure it's used three times in the entirety of Star Wars. Twice in the prequels, and once in the clone wars 😂

  • @DrewPicklesTheDark
    @DrewPicklesTheDark 2 роки тому +132

    I actually liked prequel politics, great for world building and it was nice to see what actually caused the war (The OT was vague "good guy freedom fighters vs. bad guy regime"), even as a kid they didn't bother me. That said, I am inclined to agree with most of the other criticisms of them.

    • @ThatRealBlanca
      @ThatRealBlanca 2 роки тому +6

      Oh Brother this guy STIIIIINKS!

    • @ivanlol7153
      @ivanlol7153 2 роки тому +14

      I think that's one of the flaws of the sequels, they have no politics, even the OT had politics. They help the world feel lived in.

    • @Rawnblade13
      @Rawnblade13 2 роки тому +20

      I feel like there were better ways to do it though then a bunch of guys standing in-front of a green screen talking in dull monotone voices for far too much run time...

  • @brunofreitas9314
    @brunofreitas9314 2 роки тому +3

    I just wacthed one and a half star wars movie, dont know who 90 %of the characters are, yet just rewatched this pitch meetings for the second time in two weeks. I'm addicted to this.

  • @Chull-uk9td
    @Chull-uk9td 3 роки тому +707

    "She's a mum in star wars so she can't live."
    But more importantly she's a mum in disney

    • @billrobert3226
      @billrobert3226 3 роки тому +7

      oh good point

    • @El-Rico
      @El-Rico 3 роки тому +9

      @@billrobert3226 this was before Disney bought Fox.

    • @davincent98
      @davincent98 3 роки тому +11

      @@El-Rico but after Disney bought star wars

    • @arthurgrayson3968
      @arthurgrayson3968 3 роки тому +7

      @@davincent98 both parents die within the first 10 minutes under the Disney Empire. If not it's Treason Then.

    • @baconjedi1489
      @baconjedi1489 3 роки тому +3

      @@arthurgrayson3968 Disney is the senate, Disney loves democracy, Disney loves the republic

  • @DavidBaronStevensPersonal
    @DavidBaronStevensPersonal 3 роки тому +177

    "A very compelling argument."
    " What is it?"
    " Do it."

  • @MXM194
    @MXM194 2 роки тому +10

    “Well, I’m relieved.” Under appreciated joke. Well done.

  • @noahdiluca9857
    @noahdiluca9857 2 роки тому +5

    “He looks like if Hugh Hefner fell face first down an elevator shaft” 😂😂

  • @joelyt1682
    @joelyt1682 3 роки тому +244

    I like how he is getting more excited and gaining more energy as he progresses through the movies.

    • @justaguy5855
      @justaguy5855 3 роки тому +21

      JhongVlogs but loses all of it on TFA

    • @Charmer4856
      @Charmer4856 3 роки тому +6

      Oh thank you kitty kat 😁😁

    • @whenfunnydancingcockroach4625
      @whenfunnydancingcockroach4625 3 роки тому +1

      @@Charmer4856 ?

    • @johnnyfroggo7361
      @johnnyfroggo7361 3 роки тому +2

      @@whenfunnydancingcockroach4625 Attack of the Clones: Padme's crop top.

    • @godemperorofmankind3.091
      @godemperorofmankind3.091 3 роки тому +8

      that is a result of upload dates.
      his newest videos are energetic and well acted. older ones are slower and more awkward.

  • @darkcornholio
    @darkcornholio 3 роки тому +126

    "It turns her tight shirt into a tight crop top"
    "OH thank you kitty kat!"

    • @helitona.s7697
      @helitona.s7697 3 роки тому +3

      I'm going to repeat probably thousands of other people over the last few years. Pitch Meeting is the only reason I watch Screen Rant and Ryan George is a Canadian national treasure.

    • @katiehelms8903
      @katiehelms8903 3 роки тому

      @@helitona.s7697 yep!

    • @whiskeyshaw8818
      @whiskeyshaw8818 3 роки тому

      @@helitona.s7697 he’s Canadian? *calls Biden* ya we need to invade the North, we need this gu- no you don’t understand, we NEED this guy. Joe, Joe, Joe, trust me on this

  • @electronash
    @electronash 2 роки тому +3

    "Trust me, people are gonna love Jar Jar." lol

  • @sgtmac62
    @sgtmac62 2 роки тому +9

    The 70's hair wigs slay me. Thx Ryan. The daily laughs are much appreciated.

  • @DarkAutumn3D
    @DarkAutumn3D 3 роки тому +461

    "The assassin hired an assassin to assassinate somebody and then followed the assassin to supervise the assassination and then assassinated the assassin when the assassination went wrong." xD

    • @NostalgiaBox24
      @NostalgiaBox24 2 роки тому +22

      “It’s like poetry!” - George Lucas

    • @andylyle1845
      @andylyle1845 2 роки тому

      @@NostalgiaBox24 8ty08y9yy8s99779udsu9y99uys9ysss8y709sdsssyuustys9su9yyssyy9sy9uyys9yyss0uu99ys9s99s99yy999tsy99099y7tt9sssyttsy00sy9y0susysytt9ys9yrsyuuu00ss9tyysss9uutu9sss99uytdu9s800trysyu9ss9ysyyyt9ytr9077yss9ysyyyy9y99yyt709yyyyy999y9syuuurs9s90s9u9s9rstsytyty9yss9ytd9u99y99syyttu0sysssuyt99ytdyy998sy99yyy98yyyy90ty99tsyt89sss00sss9ysyyyy9y99yyt709yyyyy999y9syuuurs9s90s9u9s9rstsytyty9yss9ytd9u99y99syyttu0sysssuyt99ytdyy998sy99yyy98yyyy90ty99tsyt89sss00s8y999ytytty9y9t9ssstyyyys99u9syuuurs9s90s9u9s9rstsytyty9yss9ytd9u99y99syyttu0sysssuyt99ytdyy998sy99yyy98yyyy90ty99tsyt89sss00s8y999ytytty9y9t9ssstyyyys99us99y999tsyy9t9ytdt9sy99yt99t9tyyy99ts9999s9y9yyst99s99sy99y9ss999yy9ytssyss90ysyty9ttyt9stt9ttt88t8y999ytytty9y9t9ssstyyyys99us99y999tsyy9t9ytdt9sy99yt99t9tyyy99ts9999s9y9yyst99s99sy99y9ss999yy9ytssyss90ysyty9ttyt9stt9ttt88t0t99ts99s9s9s9styt
      .o

    • @PokeRapper5000
      @PokeRapper5000 2 роки тому

      @@andylyle1845 .p

    • @username45739
      @username45739 2 роки тому

      hail thaethar

    • @noabinnendijk361
      @noabinnendijk361 2 роки тому

      That's a lot of ass in one sentence

  • @crazy_adventures6326
    @crazy_adventures6326 3 роки тому +444

    "Darth Vader is a real horn dog!" Best sentence in human history

    • @whiskeyshaw8818
      @whiskeyshaw8818 3 роки тому +6

      r/brandnewsentences

    • @thebatman4279
      @thebatman4279 3 роки тому +15

      Vaders horny personality is always overlooked, I'm glad someone acknowledged it.

    • @peytonmac1131
      @peytonmac1131 2 роки тому +4

      Well ... Until his 'horn' got burned off.

    • @Hirnlego999
      @Hirnlego999 2 роки тому +3

      The schwartz is strong in this one!

  • @kalkat02
    @kalkat02 2 роки тому +4

    "Obi Wan's kindve a drama queen"
    "Yeah Obi Wan's kindve a liar too" 😭🤣😭😭😭😭

  • @Jimmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
    @Jimmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm 2 роки тому +7

    Making a compilation of all the Star Wars pitch meetings in chronological order is TIGHT!

  • @tuxedobird
    @tuxedobird 3 роки тому +490

    I find it hilarious that the different Ryan’s pronounce the word “route” differently.

    • @jackattack8472
      @jackattack8472 3 роки тому +26

      More proof there are multiple clone
      Ryan Georges

    • @michaelwells2624
      @michaelwells2624 3 роки тому +43

      Anyone who pronounces it route, instead of route, are sociopaths.

    • @tuxedobird
      @tuxedobird 3 роки тому +23

      Michael Wells I dunno, pronouncing it “route” is pretty weird.

    • @markjowen66
      @markjowen66 3 роки тому +22

      @@tuxedobird I don't. I pronounce it "route"

    • @wikansaktianto9215
      @wikansaktianto9215 3 роки тому +3

      Its George..
      He always talk differently.

  • @UltromanTheTacoman
    @UltromanTheTacoman 3 роки тому +324

    "So what does he [Vader without helmet] look like?"
    "I'm gonna saaay...mashed potatoes...?"
    That is just gut-shatteringly funny xD 46:28

    • @MkeKen67
      @MkeKen67 3 роки тому +9

      I was hoping he would say his head looks like a soft-boiled egg, but the mashed potatoes line was pretty funny.

    • @Involent
      @Involent 3 роки тому +3

      I was hoping he’d say Humpty-Dumpty.

    • @UltromanTheTacoman
      @UltromanTheTacoman 2 роки тому +1

      Haha, yeah. I was expecting an egg comparison, as well. I think that's why I find it extra funny. It's so ridiculous, but also kind of right, but also very Ryan... The delivery is phenomenal IMO.

  • @justalecks
    @justalecks Рік тому +4

    "Do it!"
    "Oh! For sure he said that"
    Had me laughing 🤣

  • @goji7962
    @goji7962 2 роки тому +3

    I like that the ghost even has an awkward grin after the "oh really"

  • @starz7767
    @starz7767 3 роки тому +387

    “Once again that feels unnecessary.”
    “You’re unnecessary.”
    “Wow that feels inferior and I feel like I need your approval so keep going.”
    “gReAt!”

  • @bellametallica
    @bellametallica 3 роки тому +152

    ..."Yoda is there making himself some food but when Luke shows up he's like, 'Oh, you know what? I think I'm going to die actually." LOL

  • @StellaLoreley
    @StellaLoreley 2 роки тому +9

    Watching an hour long video of pitch meetings of a franchise I never watched is tight

  • @raphaelcalado4335
    @raphaelcalado4335 2 роки тому +5

    This one really started strong. "We will make it more toward childrens, so I will focus into galaxy politics".

  • @anothercleverusername992
    @anothercleverusername992 3 роки тому +267

    _".... This is going to be your name now."_
    What a great origin for the greatest villain of all time.

    • @joshfatal
      @joshfatal 2 роки тому +5

      still better than how Solo did it.

    • @legitbeans9078
      @legitbeans9078 2 роки тому +9

      Wait is his first name Darth?
      No.
      Okay then

    • @sebastianvakarian9773
      @sebastianvakarian9773 2 роки тому +6

      Greatest villain of all time? Lmao calm down, American.

    • @oXRaptorzXo
      @oXRaptorzXo 2 роки тому +3

      @@sebastianvakarian9773 Name a villain better than Vader.

    • @sebastianvakarian9773
      @sebastianvakarian9773 2 роки тому +1

      @@oXRaptorzXo Satan.

  • @benm2784
    @benm2784 3 роки тому +53

    “Tell me more about this Sifo-Dyas”
    “No”
    Sums up that whole sequence perfectly

  • @Lucian_Andries
    @Lucian_Andries 2 роки тому +6

    LOL, "Jedi talking a lot about their feelings"............ How accurate that is!!🤦‍♂️🤣🤣

  • @anvos658
    @anvos658 Рік тому +11

    Feel like for Episode 3 you missed a good chance to have a line "So you know about that war that just started at the end of the last movie." "Yeah that's going to be quite the epic for a single movie." "Nah were skipping to the end of the war." "Won't people wonder what happened." "Well I guess we can make an animated series after the fact."

    • @Theproclaimed
      @Theproclaimed Рік тому

      “The best” animated show

    • @Vegoata
      @Vegoata Рік тому

      „Sure, this will make us even more money“ „yeah yeah yeah“ „money is tight“ „it sure is sir“

  • @A-G-A-G
    @A-G-A-G 3 роки тому +314

    “Obi wan is kinda a drama queen” never have truer words been spoken

    • @formdusktilldeath
      @formdusktilldeath 3 роки тому +12

      And Anakin is a horndog. "Dramaqueen and Horndog" sound like a classical 90's buddy movie

    • @cannedburritto6065
      @cannedburritto6065 3 роки тому +5

      This has 66 likes, and I don't want to ruin it.

    • @cannedburritto6065
      @cannedburritto6065 3 роки тому +2

      @( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 乇乂ㄒ尺卂 ㄒ卄丨匚匚 No, Order 66.

    • @kegsofvomitspit
      @kegsofvomitspit 3 роки тому

      .....a very sassy ghost......

    • @e.w2857
      @e.w2857 3 роки тому +1

      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 丂ㄖ几丨匚 Why does your mind immediately go to highways? Like, I’m not even mad that you don’t get the reference, I’m just confused

  • @SuperBC1975
    @SuperBC1975 3 роки тому +343

    "Shakespeare can suck it, I'm the greatest writer now!"
    "Dethroning Shakespeare is tight!"
    LOL. Man, Ryan is a comedy savant. Speaking of that, he should do a pitch meeting for Rain Man.

    • @Charmer4856
      @Charmer4856 3 роки тому +5

      That is how women talk 🤣🤣🤣

    • @claudeanello3362
      @claudeanello3362 3 роки тому +3

      @@Charmer4856 that's sexist

    • @claudeanello3362
      @claudeanello3362 3 роки тому +3

      BE C, also a Ryan George actor pitch

    • @theutilitymonster2615
      @theutilitymonster2615 3 роки тому +12

      I 100% hear "deepthroating Shakespeare" and had to go back and check.

    • @1handedmedia
      @1handedmedia 3 роки тому +2

      @@theutilitymonster2615 ok good I wasnt hearing things lol

  • @JCMPRadio
    @JCMPRadio 2 роки тому +23

    I like how both his characters say trade routes differently lol

  • @t.r.2283
    @t.r.2283 2 роки тому +2

    "oh he will be a fan favourite" just pure gold

  • @shykorustotora
    @shykorustotora 3 роки тому +252

    "I'm picturing it and I hate it"
    "DO IT!"
    "OH HE FOR SURE SAID THAT!"

  • @LadyDoomsinger
    @LadyDoomsinger 2 роки тому +82

    To be fair, Anakin's infamous line about hating sand does kind of make sense: He's a repressed teenager with no experience talking to girls trying to talk to a girl he's attracted to.
    Of course he'd sound awkward and cringey. It would be weirder if he actually sounded like he knew anything about girls or romance.

    • @cnnr_
      @cnnr_ 2 роки тому +18

      I've made this exact argument before and no one seems to go with it. Probably because they either think they were suave af during high school, or don't have kids, or don't spend time around teenagers as a job. After watching some guys try to flirt with girls during class, I can definitely say Anakin was on point, for someone not allowed any relationship interaction with the opposite sex.

    • @Scorpion-my3dv
      @Scorpion-my3dv 2 роки тому +4

      @@cnnr_ the whole thing is still sort of weird though. I mean she grew up with him when he was just a child as an adult figure to him. Then they fall in love? Pretty strange

    • @cnnr_
      @cnnr_ 2 роки тому +2

      @@Scorpion-my3dv ive worked with a few teachers who married they're former students... So it's nothing I haven't seen before.

    • @cuylshepherdton7437
      @cuylshepherdton7437 2 роки тому +6

      Woody Allen has entered the chat.

    • @Gamble661
      @Gamble661 2 роки тому +10

      The fact that the two actors had zero chemistry with one another was the real issue. Makes a lot their dialogue seemed strained and awkward.
      Also; a guy I went to high school with married our English teacher so I've seen it before too....still a bit cringe though....

  • @Xadov
    @Xadov 2 роки тому +33

    I like how Ryan can barely hold in his disdain for this movie even as he tries to satirize it

  • @ACoderPerson
    @ACoderPerson 3 роки тому +355

    Me: “why isn't the Star Wars Holiday Special in this?”
    Studio Producer Guy: “It...never...happened.”

  • @jamesbrown4092
    @jamesbrown4092 3 роки тому +204

    "That IS how women talk.
    I'm glad you said that 'cause I've never spoken to a real one, so I just took a wild guess."
    Priceless.

    • @fgtytf5602
      @fgtytf5602 3 роки тому +5

      "I have so many questions"
      "That's too bad cause we are moving on"
      "all right"
      Just summed up most of Star Wars

    • @elenachristian9860
      @elenachristian9860 3 роки тому +2

      George Lucas wrote that. Ahem.

  • @questionablehistorian9335
    @questionablehistorian9335 2 роки тому +4

    "Plops a couple of murder worms into her room"
    That line is so underrated.

  • @pugnate666
    @pugnate666 2 роки тому +9

    As a fan of the original 6 movies I say, this was hilarious xD
    Love how the background and style change with different time periods and studios
    "What are the chances?"
    "Astronomical! But it's in space, so that's ok."
    xD xD xD xD xD

  • @Nobythulhu
    @Nobythulhu 3 роки тому +329

    “Dethroning Shakespeare is TIGHT!”
    I mean... he’s not wrong.

    • @zacharysilcoff6878
      @zacharysilcoff6878 3 роки тому +21

      .......😐 I thought that line was deep throating Shakespeare and I was o so confused

    • @seantds619
      @seantds619 3 роки тому +6

      @@zacharysilcoff6878 YES I THOUGHT THAT TOO

    • @jackwils3857
      @jackwils3857 3 роки тому +7

      @@zacharysilcoff6878 I thought it said deepthroating too 🤣🤣

    • @Ventus-bt6xs
      @Ventus-bt6xs 3 роки тому +13

      I mean, he does say "Shakespeare can suck it" which can be taken as a double entendre.

    • @trealsteve
      @trealsteve 3 роки тому +9

      @@zacharysilcoff6878 ...😳
      Mistaking a clearly pronounced sentence about something completely non-sexual into something completely sexual is TIGHT!

  • @ellwee3709
    @ellwee3709 3 роки тому +165

    Obi-Wan Kenobi: You can't defeat me, I have the high ground!
    Ryan: Actually its super easy, barely an inconvenience.

    • @kameronthomas5704
      @kameronthomas5704 3 роки тому

      Obi-wan: "Oh really?"

    • @ridensroom6957
      @ridensroom6957 3 роки тому

      Isn't that what Darth maul said 🤣

    • @AZP-im7gk
      @AZP-im7gk 3 роки тому +1

      Bold Fox bro what?

    • @a_sapphic_girl4566
      @a_sapphic_girl4566 3 роки тому

      Technically the high ground is a hinderance. If you take angles and triangles into effect then you see that it takes more effort and less accurate if your are swinging down on something infront and below you than if you are just swinging at someone’s legs. Learned this from Technoblade and Dream’s duel recently. It is easier to explain and has more of an effect in Minecraft, but it kinda works irl. Not 100% because I don’t have people to murder for triangles.

    • @SRP3572
      @SRP3572 3 роки тому

      Oh so he isn't going to win? I thought that we were going to write it that he was going to win? Oh did we? Yeah. Whoops WHOOPSIE

  • @jyesucevitz
    @jyesucevitz 2 роки тому

    thank you very much. black Friday and I needed this very much. last night I watched the Toy Galaxy channel's review of the Star Wars Holiday Special.
    which brought back memories of when I was 12yo and watched it at a friend's house during a sleepover. I had pushed all those bad memories into the
    furthest reaches of my mind. this 1hr Star Wars Pitch Meeting Special should cleanse my palate of the taste from the other Star Wars Special. (lord willing.)

  • @Adog00
    @Adog00 Рік тому +2

    This is an amazing idea for a video. Like I’m so entertained. Thank you

  • @zercules9156
    @zercules9156 3 роки тому +293

    Watching this whole thing in one sitting was super easy, barely an inconvenience

    • @HIFB591
      @HIFB591 2 роки тому +2

      Wow wow wow wow

    • @seamussweeney1
      @seamussweeney1 Рік тому +1

      @@HIFB591 Wow wow wow wow is tight

  • @zediahtimmons9704
    @zediahtimmons9704 3 роки тому +135

    Why didn't you add the Star Wars Holliday Special?
    Ryan: That was super hard a real inconvenience

  • @andrechagas2429
    @andrechagas2429 5 місяців тому

    I love watching these videos. It's super easy, barely an inconvenience.

  • @kerrytking
    @kerrytking 2 роки тому +5

    I love how the pitch guy says root and the producer says route. Really shows they’re different people, haha

  • @TheLazarLeo
    @TheLazarLeo 3 роки тому +709

    Whos watching even though you saw every single one

    • @84MadHatter
      @84MadHatter 3 роки тому +2

      NOPE!!!

    • @056Iceking
      @056Iceking 3 роки тому +11

      Everyone's that watching this has watched every single pitch meeting, ever!

    • @heavyhitter2875
      @heavyhitter2875 3 роки тому +1

      186k people and counting.

    • @orgANGmo
      @orgANGmo 3 роки тому +2

      O saw every single one, more than twice.

    • @sup7673
      @sup7673 3 роки тому +1

      Guilty

  • @MotiviqueStudio
    @MotiviqueStudio 3 роки тому +209

    "The taxation of trade routes to outlying star systems is tight" gets me every time. That and "Hair like a continental breakfast."

  • @NathanTarantlawriter
    @NathanTarantlawriter 2 роки тому +1

    These always make me chuckle.

  • @halg3625
    @halg3625 9 місяців тому +1

    I'm brand new to the channel. Where have you been all my life? You are so unbelievably hilarious. And handsome, as well. You're saying all the things we've been thinking, plus you're pointing out things we didn't realize. Thank you for making us laugh, and for putting it all into perspective. I know it was super easy. Barely an inconvenience.

  • @MaxLeGrand33
    @MaxLeGrand33 3 роки тому +408

    The screenwriter: ''My kids won't shut up about politics'' (Episode 1)
    ''I've never spoken to a real (woman)'' (Episode 2)
    The producer: ''Whoopsie!''

    • @fr2548
      @fr2548 3 роки тому +46

      don t need talking for making kids ;)
      edit : did not meant rape...

    • @MaxLeGrand33
      @MaxLeGrand33 3 роки тому +8

      @@fr2548 that's creepy AF, dude!

    • @girtheurkenrobot2794
      @girtheurkenrobot2794 3 роки тому +5

      Max I mean, it’s true.

    • @EinFelsbrocken
      @EinFelsbrocken 3 роки тому +6

      Many true things are creepy; sadly.

    • @Aeronor2001
      @Aeronor2001 3 роки тому +5

      @@girtheurkenrobot2794 Unrelatedly, did you know the race is spelled "Irken"?

  • @bodenlosedosenhose1590
    @bodenlosedosenhose1590 3 роки тому +49

    "He's trying super hard to get into her space pants."
    Goodness, I lost it.

  • @whitedragoness23
    @whitedragoness23 Рік тому

    Your channel is so funny, it’s great! I love your commentary on the the movies and pointing out inconsistencies. Still love Star Wars but it makes it funny.

  • @alessandrogambino420
    @alessandrogambino420 2 роки тому +3

    Hair like a continental breakfast...
    KILLS ME EVERYTIME. 🤣

  • @rome8180
    @rome8180 3 роки тому +41

    "After a couple of days of doing flips in a swamp with a puppet..." This phrasing really got me.

    • @riphihe
      @riphihe 3 роки тому +3

      writer: The puppet says you have to finish your flippy training."
      producer: so you have to be good at flips to be a jedi?
      writer: oh yes!!
      producer: then what happens?
      writer: and then he says "NO, to the ghost and the puppet"

    • @thebatman4279
      @thebatman4279 3 роки тому +1

      I'm surprised there wasn't a 'I'm gonna need you to get all the way off my back' joke in regards to Yoda being on Lukes back.

  • @probablyjoe_
    @probablyjoe_ 3 роки тому +225

    "How come?"
    "Because."
    "Thats fair."

    • @XXMasterFlex
      @XXMasterFlex 2 роки тому +2

      I contest that you probably aren't Joe

  • @CinemaDemocratica
    @CinemaDemocratica 2 роки тому +4

    "So Padme and Anakin will have a sweet kind of mother-son dynamic going."
    "Aww, that's cute."
    "And in the next movies they're gonna bang."
    "What?"
    My all-time favourite moment in all of Ryan's videos.

  • @tbru7018
    @tbru7018 2 роки тому +11

    I didn't think the Family Guy's version of Star Wars could be beaten, but here we are, with Ryan making it look super easy, barely an inconvenience. Thank you!!!!