@Amanda Goodwin "I truly deeply love you" - Some say that, in certain situations. But they likely don't mean it, so might as well believe they never do...
Yeah, but the typewriter in the background ages. At least for a little while until it gets its clownfish immortality charm. I wonder if Script Writer Guy and Producer Guy also have clownfishes.
Yep. Yoda was, of course, well-versed in all 7 major forms of lightsaber combat, but he was the undisputed _master_ (no pun intended) of Form IV, Ataru, so it makes sense that his training methods would focus on acrobatics. Much like how it makes sense that the Soresu master, Obi-Wan, focused mostly on defensive use and blaster deflection when he was training Luke.
I'm still mad that Grievous was such a bitch in the movie...he was an absolute monster in the original cartoon. We deserved to see Kenobi kill the real deal!
El Mundo de Hades | Yeah he actually speaks a lot less backwards than you’d think. I rewatched the movies recently expecting him to say everything backwards but he actually speaks normally a lot of the time. Ironically that made it jarring in The Clone Wars and other stuff where he actually starts doing it in every sentence.
May The Timestamps Be With You. 0:00 Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace 6:00 Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones 12:19 Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith 17:47 Solo: A Star Wars Story 24:25 Rogue One: A Star Wars Story 29:58 Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope 36:40 Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back 42:05 Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi 47:05 Star Wars: Episode VII - The Force Awakens 51:45 Star Wars: Episode VIII - The Last Jedi 57:21 Star Wars: Episode IX - The Rise of Skywalker
"Force speed? I bet that's going to come in handy later in the movie." "They will never use it again...ever. Never again in any Star wars movie" "What?" "Nothing."
The theory is that Force speed uses much energy, in the games even though they are non canon, when you use force speed you lose practically all you’re stamina Also in the clone wars same thing it spends much energy
"Oh! Princess Leia, uh. Tell me about her." " Oh, she is badass, and beautiful as it can be, you know. Skin like a porcelain. Hair like a continental breakfast." "What?"
You're probably just being sarasti, but for anyone who might truly believe that's the case between Anakin and Padme: Anakin didn't see Padme as a mother figure, he already had a real mother. it was quite clear Anakin had a crush on her on the first scene they meet from the first thing he says to her: "Are you an Angel?" even clarifying that "angels are the most beautiful creatures in the galaxy" Edit: also Padme "Amidala" Naberrie was 14 years old during episode one, why would she view Anakin as a Son figure? it was more likely that she saw him as a little brother than a son.
I’ve watched multiple of these pitch meetings and didn’t even notice almost the entire day has passed I started somewhere around 10:00 am and ended around 4:09 pm
I always assumed that, in Solo, when they put the droid ai in the ship, that they were gonna put her into a new droid body later. You know, since the ship didn't have an ai in the original trilogy
"Shakespeare can suck it, I'm the greatest writer now!" "Dethroning Shakespeare is tight!" LOL. Man, Ryan is a comedy savant. Speaking of that, he should do a pitch meeting for Rain Man.
It's interesting to see the evolution of these videos. The ones shot before 2019 or so don't quite have the same energy. He hadn't really established the voice of the two characters. They're still funny but they come off as a lot flatter.
"The assassin hired an assassin to assassinate somebody and then followed the assassin to supervise the assassination and then assassinated the assassin when the assassination went wrong." xD
I actually liked prequel politics, great for world building and it was nice to see what actually caused the war (The OT was vague "good guy freedom fighters vs. bad guy regime"), even as a kid they didn't bother me. That said, I am inclined to agree with most of the other criticisms of them.
I feel like there were better ways to do it though then a bunch of guys standing in-front of a green screen talking in dull monotone voices for far too much run time...
Haha, yeah. I was expecting an egg comparison, as well. I think that's why I find it extra funny. It's so ridiculous, but also kind of right, but also very Ryan... The delivery is phenomenal IMO.
Technically the high ground is a hinderance. If you take angles and triangles into effect then you see that it takes more effort and less accurate if your are swinging down on something infront and below you than if you are just swinging at someone’s legs. Learned this from Technoblade and Dream’s duel recently. It is easier to explain and has more of an effect in Minecraft, but it kinda works irl. Not 100% because I don’t have people to murder for triangles.
0:37 Ryan is so committed to his characters not being the same person that he uses different pronunciations of "route" for each of them. It's such a small thing and probably no one notices. But it just shows you how professional Ryan is to think of these things.
"Kids love politics" they sure do, the House of Commons of British Parliament is just a bunch of kids in a kindergarten classroom with the speaker being the teacher and nothing will change my mind Also "These people suck at grieving" that's just ALL Star Wars drama
"Its a really beautiful ending for the characte..." "YOU SHOULD HAVE HER FLY BACKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!" "fly back??????" "LIKE MARY POPPINSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!" "umm.........ok ill have her fly back like Mary Poppins..." "AWESOME...thanks!" now THAT is BEAUTIFUL
I absolutely love these, I have no idea how Ive missed them up until now. But unless Im mistaken, Yoda trains all Jedi as younglings up until the point theyre old enough to become a padawan with a single master. I could be wrong, been a LOONG time since I read the novels, but if Im right this means Yoda actually did train Obi Wan. Also the force allow you to identify other force users, not read their backstory. Vader didnt know who Luke was until the emperor told him, once he knew he could then sense his presence. Kinda like if you have 100 random phone numbers on a paper you know theyre all connected to people but you dont know who is who until you learn it. He also never knew Padme had twins, he never knew there was a daughter until he read Lukes feelings and its even unsure he ever realized it was actually Leia. This is still absolutely hilarious tho. Thanks for these videos.
Star Wars seems to be more and more about splitting up family bonds in favor of beliefs, cults and politics. In Star Wars is it pretty obvious family has almost no force to hold you together
I just wacthed one and a half star wars movie, dont know who 90 %of the characters are, yet just rewatched this pitch meetings for the second time in two weeks. I'm addicted to this.
writer: The puppet says you have to finish your flippy training." producer: so you have to be good at flips to be a jedi? writer: oh yes!! producer: then what happens? writer: and then he says "NO, to the ghost and the puppet"
@@jonathonrobinson6081 That's good fatherin' material right there. I guess a genocidal maniac with galactic levels of kill-you-all seething under the surface is exactly what your lady genes are wanting to party with, am I right girls? - Umm, are there any women in the building?... - *cricket chirps*
"How difficult was it to make an hour-long compilation of videos, all of which had an Obi-Wan level of sass?" "It was super easy, barely an inconvenience"
I'm going to repeat probably thousands of other people over the last few years. Pitch Meeting is the only reason I watch Screen Rant and Ryan George is a Canadian national treasure.
@@helitona.s7697 he’s Canadian? *calls Biden* ya we need to invade the North, we need this gu- no you don’t understand, we NEED this guy. Joe, Joe, Joe, trust me on this
"so what happens in the show?" "A whoooolllle lotta Mando walking" "Oh really" "Yeah yeah yeah! And I thought it'd be cool if in every scene we shot of him walking we could have the actor take really teeny tiny steps" "Oooohhhhhh taking teeny tiny steps is TIGHT!"
My fave episode is Chapter 3 The sin cause of that final scene when mando takes back baby yoda and that scene would be awesome to be mentioned with pitch meeting
"So when these righteous knights rescue the slave kid, do they also rescue his mom?" "Nah." "But won't that have future ramifications for the entire galaxy, possibly contributing to turning this insanely powerful kid evil?" "I'll say maybe?" "All right then!"
To be fair, Anakin's infamous line about hating sand does kind of make sense: He's a repressed teenager with no experience talking to girls trying to talk to a girl he's attracted to. Of course he'd sound awkward and cringey. It would be weirder if he actually sounded like he knew anything about girls or romance.
I've made this exact argument before and no one seems to go with it. Probably because they either think they were suave af during high school, or don't have kids, or don't spend time around teenagers as a job. After watching some guys try to flirt with girls during class, I can definitely say Anakin was on point, for someone not allowed any relationship interaction with the opposite sex.
@@cnnr_ the whole thing is still sort of weird though. I mean she grew up with him when he was just a child as an adult figure to him. Then they fall in love? Pretty strange
The fact that the two actors had zero chemistry with one another was the real issue. Makes a lot their dialogue seemed strained and awkward. Also; a guy I went to high school with married our English teacher so I've seen it before too....still a bit cringe though....
I'm going to repeat probably thousands of other people over the last few years. Pitch Meeting is the only reason I watch Screen Rant and Ryan George is a Canadian national treasure.
He really should just break off from this channel and go solo. Provided pitch meetings are his passion, maybe he could lure people in with pitch meetings and then go for other avenues of entertainment.
_Barely an inconvenience it is, super easy._
Oml and now ur pinned
Getting pinned is tight
hello there,
WRONG ITS
Super easy Barely an inconvience it is
Oh god it’s you again.
"He makes up a very compelling argument and that convinces him"
"What does he say?"
"Do it"
ITS DEW IT
That doesn't work on women in bed? Oh dang it. Whoops. WHOOPSIE.
Dude I love your username. I get it. Peace favor your sword.
@@mrwhale7351 thanks man, may the wheel weave in your favour
@@ashamansedai the wheel weaves as the wheel wills
"So you got an hr long Star Wars pitch meeting?"
"Yes sir, I do."
"Wow wow wow"
.....wow
Why? Because! That works
“Wait isn’t this just reposting old videos?”
“Whoops”
“Whoopsie!”
Reposting your old content into one giant video is TIGHT
@@Charmer4856 'So we can sell ad space for money.' "Oh that works!"
"I truly deeply love you"
"That is how women talk"
"I'm glad you said that, because I've never spoken to a real one so I just took a wild guess"
I love you
Spoken like a true woman.
@Amanda Goodwin "I truly deeply love you" - Some say that, in certain situations. But they likely don't mean it, so might as well believe they never do...
@@nicadi2005 what lol
@@nicadi2005 who hurt you
It's amazing how many years Pitch Meetings have been going on for. Script Writer Guy and Producer Guy have barely aged since the '70s.
Yeah, but the typewriter in the background ages. At least for a little while until it gets its clownfish immortality charm. I wonder if Script Writer Guy and Producer Guy also have clownfishes.
Because The Dark Side of the Force is a pathway to many abilites some consider to be unnatural.
I’m gunna need you to get all the way off their back on that.
@@2smallbros711 oh, well let me get all the way off of there.
It was super easy. Barely an impermanence.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: "The Jedi so nice they knighted him twice."
LOL. Classic line.
A great title for the obi Wan spin off series actually
@( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 乇乂ㄒ尺卂 ㄒ卄丨匚匚 way to ruin a joke and be rude and probably be wrong cuz Google has nothing on being knighted twice and they're usually right
@( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 乇乂ㄒ尺卂 ㄒ卄丨匚匚 no one cares because you ruined the joke
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 乇乂ㄒ尺卂 ㄒ卄丨匚匚 something tells me your a WHOLE lot of fun at parties.....
Everybody stop moaning about this dude just spittin facts
"oh, so tell me MORE about this Syfo Dias!"
"No".
Until this animated tv show 15 years later from now
Not even joking I want a Syfo Dias movie. It's the fact we know so little about him that makes him so intriguing.
@@robo3007 whos syfo dias?
@@darthsidious4022 Exactly.
@@robo3007 lol
"I have so many questions"
"That's too bad cause we are moving on"
"all right"
Just summed up most of Star Wars
To true to true
And then they answer the questions no one asked
@@dinglemeister364 Rey who?
Disney Star Wars*
@MariOmor1 Nah it was a thing with the prequels too.
Didn't think I would spend an hour of my life watching this, but it was actually super easy, barely an inconvenience.
Wasting time on UA-cam is tight!
Wow wow wow!
...more than once...
Wow!
Oh really?
Screenwriter Guy pronounces "routes" differently than Executive Guy
Ryan's range is truly uncanny
Whos Ryan I only know Screenwriter guy and Executive Guy
@@filmgamingandreview9137 Ryan is directing them.
@@RmnGnzlz its a joke
@@filmgamingandreview9137 woooosh.
@@filmgamingandreview9137 🤦
Kids love taxation of trade routes to outlying star systems
Love your channel
Heck yeah
What happened on testicle?
My kids loved it.
Omg it's u ily lmao
"Being a Jedi requires lots of flips huh?"
After watching Yoda fight Dooku his training method makes total sense.
Yep. Yoda was, of course, well-versed in all 7 major forms of lightsaber combat, but he was the undisputed _master_ (no pun intended) of Form IV, Ataru, so it makes sense that his training methods would focus on acrobatics. Much like how it makes sense that the Soresu master, Obi-Wan, focused mostly on defensive use and blaster deflection when he was training Luke.
I was just thinking that!
Huh I guess he did train obi then
Well, all the younglings get trained by Yoda
Favorite line: He was also trained in the helicopter arts by a helicopter!
100%
Same
What
@@Jonslau 14:22
I'm still mad that Grievous was such a bitch in the movie...he was an absolute monster in the original cartoon.
We deserved to see Kenobi kill the real deal!
Yoda: "That is why you fail."
Luke: "You need to get ALL the way off my back..."
why you fail that is . lol
@@310smoker well... not really... the actual line yoda says it correctly ... not backwards :V
@@ElMundoDeHadesOK shut
El Mundo de Hades | Yeah he actually speaks a lot less backwards than you’d think. I rewatched the movies recently expecting him to say everything backwards but he actually speaks normally a lot of the time.
Ironically that made it jarring in The Clone Wars and other stuff where he actually starts doing it in every sentence.
@@charlietownsend2826 he speaks backwards quite a bit in AOTC
"Shouldn't we rewrite that?"
"Princess Leia's going to be in a gold bikini for pretty much the entire thing."
"Script's fine as is."
"Skin like porcelain, hair like a continental breakfast."
Time stamp?
@@ruchikhera7013 42:57
@@Reddotzebra "Wait What?"
@@Sahaib3005 you got 5 more
May The Timestamps Be With You.
0:00 Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace
6:00 Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones
12:19 Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith
17:47 Solo: A Star Wars Story
24:25 Rogue One: A Star Wars Story
29:58 Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope
36:40 Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back
42:05 Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi
47:05 Star Wars: Episode VII - The Force Awakens
51:45 Star Wars: Episode VIII - The Last Jedi
57:21 Star Wars: Episode IX - The Rise of Skywalker
Thank you!
You're my hero.
Implying we’re not just going to watch the whole thing
I like these pitch meetings so I am gonna watch the entire thing
Thank You! I always appreciate when people do this :)
"Force speed? I bet that's going to come in handy later in the movie."
"They will never use it again...ever. Never again in any Star wars movie"
"What?"
"Nothing."
It was used in many games and books to great effect though.
The theory is that Force speed uses much energy, in the games even though they are non canon, when you use force speed you lose practically all you’re stamina
Also in the clone wars same thing it spends much energy
@@baronsengir187 But that just makes it worse cannon wise which is the whole point.
@@ConnanTheCivilized Why? Totally fine with rare.
Hour-long pitch meetings are TIGHT.
May the force be with Ryan George, always.
I guess she didn’t read the job description...she did great! 🤣🤣
Wow, wow, wow,...wow!
66th like, palps would be proud....
I wish it was LIT
"Suddenly deciding that the Force can do things IS TIGHT" - sums up the entire new trilogy.
Man that line continues to be valid even today.
"Oh! Princess Leia, uh. Tell me about her."
" Oh, she is badass, and beautiful as it can be, you know. Skin like a porcelain. Hair like a continental breakfast."
"What?"
That one cracked me up!
"someone in the walmart parking lot hit the gas too hard on their scooter" RYAN IS *ICONIC* and literally every line in these pitch meetings is a gem
other than the end line cause u know its over..
"oh, so tell me MORE about this Syfo Dias!"
"No".
"it's super easy barely an inconvenience" "oh really"
Iconic Canadians talking about Wal-Mart scooters are TIGHT 😮
"They're going to have a mother-son dynamic"
"Oh, that's cute"
"And in the next movies they're gonna bang"
"What?"
I started laughing there
Saaaaame
You hadn’t already started laughing?
and never stopped
Oh, a very relatable dynamic transition... Subverting expectations is tight!
You're probably just being sarasti, but for anyone who might truly believe that's the case between Anakin and Padme:
Anakin didn't see Padme as a mother figure, he already had a real mother. it was quite clear Anakin had a crush on her on the first scene they meet from the first thing he says to her: "Are you an Angel?" even clarifying that "angels are the most beautiful creatures in the galaxy"
Edit: also Padme "Amidala" Naberrie was 14 years old during episode one, why would she view Anakin as a Son figure? it was more likely that she saw him as a little brother than a son.
"It's like if two old guys woke up from a nap and started fighting with their cains" 35:13 this had me dying
But that IS what they were. So it made perfect sense. That is how that fight needed to go.
@@GeorgeMonet umm Vader was 41
Canes...
@@Noone-qs5jt41 but badly worn down by life
@@connerc.6911 wow I didn't even remember I had posted this comment. I kind of agree now with Vader being old lol, phisically at least
Them: "You can't watch more than an hour of Screen Rant! It's too difficult!"
Me: "Actually, its super easy, barely an inconvenience."
Oh shoot I just realized this was a hour long.
HAHAHAHA
I’ve watched multiple of these pitch meetings and didn’t even notice almost the entire day has passed I started somewhere around 10:00 am and ended around 4:09 pm
Actually I can watch this in half an hour
@@wolfkitty42 Lmao
I find it hilarious that the different Ryan’s pronounce the word “route” differently.
More proof there are multiple clone
Ryan Georges
Anyone who pronounces it route, instead of route, are sociopaths.
Michael Wells I dunno, pronouncing it “route” is pretty weird.
@@tuxedobird I don't. I pronounce it "route"
Its George..
He always talk differently.
“Obi wan is kinda a drama queen” never have truer words been spoken
And Anakin is a horndog. "Dramaqueen and Horndog" sound like a classical 90's buddy movie
This has 66 likes, and I don't want to ruin it.
@( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 乇乂ㄒ尺卂 ㄒ卄丨匚匚 No, Order 66.
.....a very sassy ghost......
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 丂ㄖ几丨匚 Why does your mind immediately go to highways? Like, I’m not even mad that you don’t get the reference, I’m just confused
“So which one shot first?”
“I don’t really think it matters...” 😂
_".... This is going to be your name now."_
What a great origin for the greatest villain of all time.
still better than how Solo did it.
Wait is his first name Darth?
No.
Okay then
Greatest villain of all time? Lmao calm down, American.
@@sebastianvakarian9773 Name a villain better than Vader.
@@oXRaptorzXo Satan.
Watching this whole thing in one sitting was super easy, barely an inconvenience
Wow wow wow wow
@@HIFB591 Wow wow wow wow is tight
I always assumed that, in Solo, when they put the droid ai in the ship, that they were gonna put her into a new droid body later. You know, since the ship didn't have an ai in the original trilogy
Shes probably unable to speak because she can't communicate. Stuck in a box unable to scream
If you want to feel even worse about it the millennium falcon gets its name because it's meant to last a millennium
It did have an AI
In one of the books or comics that may or may not be canon C3p0 states the the Falcon's main computer actually consists of three AI
How would moving an AI into a ship even work? It wouldn't have the hardware needed to support an AI.
"That IS how women talk.
I'm glad you said that 'cause I've never spoken to a real one, so I just took a wild guess."
Priceless.
"I have so many questions"
"That's too bad cause we are moving on"
"all right"
Just summed up most of Star Wars
George Lucas wrote that. Ahem.
"Shakespeare can suck it, I'm the greatest writer now!"
"Dethroning Shakespeare is tight!"
LOL. Man, Ryan is a comedy savant. Speaking of that, he should do a pitch meeting for Rain Man.
That is how women talk 🤣🤣🤣
@@Charmer4856 that's sexist
BE C, also a Ryan George actor pitch
I 100% hear "deepthroating Shakespeare" and had to go back and check.
@@theutilitymonster2615 ok good I wasnt hearing things lol
It's interesting to see the evolution of these videos. The ones shot before 2019 or so don't quite have the same energy. He hadn't really established the voice of the two characters. They're still funny but they come off as a lot flatter.
“Dethroning Shakespeare is TIGHT!”
I mean... he’s not wrong.
.......😐 I thought that line was deep throating Shakespeare and I was o so confused
@@zacharysilcoff6878 YES I THOUGHT THAT TOO
@@zacharysilcoff6878 I thought it said deepthroating too 🤣🤣
I mean, he does say "Shakespeare can suck it" which can be taken as a double entendre.
@@zacharysilcoff6878 ...😳
Mistaking a clearly pronounced sentence about something completely non-sexual into something completely sexual is TIGHT!
"The assassin hired an assassin to assassinate somebody and then followed the assassin to supervise the assassination and then assassinated the assassin when the assassination went wrong." xD
“It’s like poetry!” - George Lucas
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@@andylyle1845 .p
hail thaethar
That's a lot of ass in one sentence
I like how he is getting more excited and gaining more energy as he progresses through the movies.
JhongVlogs but loses all of it on TFA
Oh thank you kitty kat 😁😁
@@Charmer4856 ?
@@whenfunnydancingcockroach4625 Attack of the Clones: Padme's crop top.
that is a result of upload dates.
his newest videos are energetic and well acted. older ones are slower and more awkward.
I actually liked prequel politics, great for world building and it was nice to see what actually caused the war (The OT was vague "good guy freedom fighters vs. bad guy regime"), even as a kid they didn't bother me. That said, I am inclined to agree with most of the other criticisms of them.
Oh Brother this guy STIIIIINKS!
I think that's one of the flaws of the sequels, they have no politics, even the OT had politics. They help the world feel lived in.
I feel like there were better ways to do it though then a bunch of guys standing in-front of a green screen talking in dull monotone voices for far too much run time...
“Once again that feels unnecessary.”
“You’re unnecessary.”
“Wow that feels inferior and I feel like I need your approval so keep going.”
“gReAt!”
“Tell me more about this Sifo-Dyas”
“No”
Sums up that whole sequence perfectly
"So what does he [Vader without helmet] look like?"
"I'm gonna saaay...mashed potatoes...?"
That is just gut-shatteringly funny xD 46:28
I was hoping he would say his head looks like a soft-boiled egg, but the mashed potatoes line was pretty funny.
I was hoping he’d say Humpty-Dumpty.
Haha, yeah. I was expecting an egg comparison, as well. I think that's why I find it extra funny. It's so ridiculous, but also kind of right, but also very Ryan... The delivery is phenomenal IMO.
“Imagine if a salad bowl fell upside down on a soccer ball and for some reason you want to hug it.” Too good.
That’s gonna sell a lot of toys….
O 4 sure
"These people suck at grieving" - Star Wars drama in a sentence. :D
Yeah. Skywalkers either get over it really quickly, or, like me, we just never get over it and do some war crimes.
Why didn't you add the Star Wars Holliday Special?
Ryan: That was super hard a real inconvenience
Ahh I'm not the only person to mention the holiday special!
"Oh, Force Speed! That'll come in handy later..."
"They will never use it again."
I honestly thought before this video it glitched. 😆
@@harmen98 I didn't even know this until this video and I've seen starwars
honestly never notices, it was so strange i just let it slide 😂
@@uncharted7againblackking256 Same. I've literally never heard of force speed until this video
I'm pretty sure it's used three times in the entirety of Star Wars. Twice in the prequels, and once in the clone wars 😂
After 22 years, I’ve finally learnt what the politics of the pre-Vader trilogy were all about! Thanks, Pitch Meeting. 😵💫😵
“They don’t sound very threatening. They won’t be.”
What ppl say whenever me and my best friend try to be intimidating.
Well I’m relieved 🤣🤣
@@Charmer4856 Wtf
People call you "they"? Are you a conjoined twin?
NOT YOU
No im not a conjoined twin 😂
NOT YOU
I should have said what ppl say when me and my best friend try to be intimidating cuz that’s what I meant
"The taxation of trade routes to outlying star systems is tight" gets me every time. That and "Hair like a continental breakfast."
"WHAT?"
"Darth Vader is a real horn dog!" Best sentence in human history
r/brandnewsentences
Vaders horny personality is always overlooked, I'm glad someone acknowledged it.
Well ... Until his 'horn' got burned off.
The schwartz is strong in this one!
The attention to detail for screenwriter guy to pronounce “route” as “root” and producer guy to pronounce it as “rout” is amazing.
I swear to god that “super easy” line is everything. That’s the hook. Even in ones you haven’t seen you know exactly when it’s coming. Gold.
And in some cases it's said twice in one video and it always feels like an extra nice gift 😁
@@jonnnnniej it’s the little things, you know?
"super easy is the key to all this. If we get super easy working, because that's a funnier joke than we've ever had in the videos" - Ryan George Lucas
@@jonnnnniej l
@@SuperNuclearUnicorn I grant you emergency commenting powers.
Me: “why isn't the Star Wars Holiday Special in this?”
Studio Producer Guy: “It...never...happened.”
"Fair enough." 🙂
Yeah. I'd love to see that pitched.
@@politicallyincorrectleftis3186 IT NEVER HAPPENED.
@@justameremortal2457 LOL
Oopsie!
@@politicallyincorrectleftis3186 it... never.... happened....
Obi-Wan Kenobi: You can't defeat me, I have the high ground!
Ryan: Actually its super easy, barely an inconvenience.
Obi-wan: "Oh really?"
Isn't that what Darth maul said 🤣
Bold Fox bro what?
Technically the high ground is a hinderance. If you take angles and triangles into effect then you see that it takes more effort and less accurate if your are swinging down on something infront and below you than if you are just swinging at someone’s legs. Learned this from Technoblade and Dream’s duel recently. It is easier to explain and has more of an effect in Minecraft, but it kinda works irl. Not 100% because I don’t have people to murder for triangles.
Oh so he isn't going to win? I thought that we were going to write it that he was going to win? Oh did we? Yeah. Whoops WHOOPSIE
0:37 Ryan is so committed to his characters not being the same person that he uses different pronunciations of "route" for each of them. It's such a small thing and probably no one notices. But it just shows you how professional Ryan is to think of these things.
In horse racing a race over a certain distance is called a route pronounced rout. I have a friend who pronounces it root and it drives me crazy.
@@ronsmacIt's like potato and potato
Pitch Meeting is literally CinemaSins but TIGHT
Except CinemaSins sorta pads the run time with odd things like saying he likes it but it's still a sin
It's barely an inconvenience
cinemasin got boring
OH Tight cinemasins is TIGHT
CinemaSins is literally liquid shite literally pumped directly into your literal mouth. Bon appetit!
"I'm picturing it and I hate it"
"DO IT!"
"OH HE FOR SURE SAID THAT!"
He probably also said "unlimited power" when he "finished"
Execute order 66
@@LegoCommanderCody I think you mean 69
@@lucassmith7871 wtf is with 69
@@TheBoyBanditKing1911 six tonine
”Hair like a continental breakfast” - “What?” 😂
Nice
Buns buns buns! Lol
"Oh so Leia's mom is a queen. That explains why Leia's a princess"
"Well actually the two monarchies have nothing to do with each other I've decided"
"Oh there were plenty of other jedi but they're going to send the the irrisponsible pervy one with incomplete training." Rofl
"She's a mum in star wars so she can't live."
But more importantly she's a mum in disney
oh good point
@@billrobert3226 this was before Disney bought Fox.
@@El-Rico but after Disney bought star wars
@@davincent98 both parents die within the first 10 minutes under the Disney Empire. If not it's Treason Then.
@@arthurgrayson3968 Disney is the senate, Disney loves democracy, Disney loves the republic
"A very compelling argument."
" What is it?"
" Do it."
"Kids love politics" they sure do, the House of Commons of British Parliament is just a bunch of kids in a kindergarten classroom with the speaker being the teacher and nothing will change my mind
Also "These people suck at grieving" that's just ALL Star Wars drama
Alright but also "kids love politics" was just 20 years ahead of the curve.
Palpatine: "The dark side of the force is a pathway some make consider super easy, barely an inconvenience."
The Dark Side is TIGHT
"Its a really beautiful ending for the characte..."
"YOU SHOULD HAVE HER FLY BACKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!"
"fly back??????"
"LIKE MARY POPPINSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"umm.........ok ill have her fly back like Mary Poppins..."
"AWESOME...thanks!"
now THAT is BEAUTIFUL
She can be in a coma the whole time, and then die, I don't care, but do bring her back.
"How come?"
"Because."
"Thats fair."
I contest that you probably aren't Joe
I absolutely love these, I have no idea how Ive missed them up until now.
But unless Im mistaken, Yoda trains all Jedi as younglings up until the point theyre old enough to become a padawan with a single master.
I could be wrong, been a LOONG time since I read the novels, but if Im right this means Yoda actually did train Obi Wan.
Also the force allow you to identify other force users, not read their backstory.
Vader didnt know who Luke was until the emperor told him, once he knew he could then sense his presence.
Kinda like if you have 100 random phone numbers on a paper you know theyre all connected to people but you dont know who is who until you learn it.
He also never knew Padme had twins, he never knew there was a daughter until he read Lukes feelings and its even unsure he ever realized it was actually Leia.
This is still absolutely hilarious tho.
Thanks for these videos.
Star Wars seems to be more and more about splitting up family bonds in favor of beliefs, cults and politics. In Star Wars is it pretty obvious family has almost no force to hold you together
@@Censeo Youre not wrong...
But Lucas himself said it wasnt a scifi-action film but a "Family Drama" set in space.
So I guess it kinda fits :P
..."Yoda is there making himself some food but when Luke shows up he's like, 'Oh, you know what? I think I'm going to die actually." LOL
I can’t believe I just sat and watching this whole thing. It was hilarious
I just wacthed one and a half star wars movie, dont know who 90 %of the characters are, yet just rewatched this pitch meetings for the second time in two weeks. I'm addicted to this.
“Dissing sand and touching skin is tight.”
"And then Obi Wan does a back flip and slices the bad guy in half!"
"wow wow wowowow......wow."
Literally the perfect "and then obi wan did a back flip and saves the day" moment like in his first guy to ever write fiction sketch
Don’t you mean he did a backflip, snapped the bad guys neck and saved the day
An entire hour of Star Wars pitch meetings is TIGHT!
Watching this was super easy, barely an inconvenience!
“Well, I’m relieved.” Under appreciated joke. Well done.
“Hair like a continental breakfast.”
🤣😭😂💀
"After a couple of days of doing flips in a swamp with a puppet..." This phrasing really got me.
writer: The puppet says you have to finish your flippy training."
producer: so you have to be good at flips to be a jedi?
writer: oh yes!!
producer: then what happens?
writer: and then he says "NO, to the ghost and the puppet"
I'm surprised there wasn't a 'I'm gonna need you to get all the way off my back' joke in regards to Yoda being on Lukes back.
"He's trying super hard to get into her space pants."
Goodness, I lost it.
I've lost count of how many times I've heard "Dath Vader is a real horn-dog", but boy, it never fails to crack me up
The screenwriter: ''My kids won't shut up about politics'' (Episode 1)
''I've never spoken to a real (woman)'' (Episode 2)
The producer: ''Whoopsie!''
don t need talking for making kids ;)
edit : did not meant rape...
@@fr2548 that's creepy AF, dude!
Max I mean, it’s true.
Many true things are creepy; sadly.
@@girtheurkenrobot2794 Unrelatedly, did you know the race is spelled "Irken"?
This kind of sarcasm never gets old.
just like those younglings
OMG-
not the younglings😭
@DarkHawk303 oh romanticizing a child murderer cause "he looks cool" is tight!!!
Damn Son that Joke was Kold
@@INKY_627 just like their dead bodies
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh
“So anyway Padmé and Anakin get married.”
“Wow so she was really into that murdering women and children thing!”
Ladies love a bad boy. Han shot first AND got the girl.
@@jonathonrobinson6081 That's good fatherin' material right there. I guess a genocidal maniac with galactic levels of kill-you-all seething under the surface is exactly what your lady genes are wanting to party with, am I right girls?
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Umm, are there any women in the building?...
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*cricket chirps*
this was the most realistic part of the movies....😆
@@jonathonrobinson6081 To be pedantic, he got the girl _after_ becoming a selfless freedom-fighter with the Rebellion.
@@MaryBrownIsTheBlairWitch He stopped killing people? And since when has a rebel not been synonymous with bad boy?
"he just makes a very convincing argument."
"What did he say?"
"Do it!"
I'm dead lol
This might be the greatest thing I have ever seen. This guy is a level of funny and snarky that I've not seen in a long time.
He also has his own channel called Ryan George, with much more of the same great humor 😁
@@jonnnnniej yeah, its amazing and deserves more subscribers
"How difficult was it to make an hour-long compilation of videos, all of which had an Obi-Wan level of sass?"
"It was super easy, barely an inconvenience"
Ryan George is single, brilliant bright light in an otherwise dark, dark world. Keep shining, good buddy.
How do you know he's single?
@@nishitd rofl
@@nishitd I don't knnoooowwwww.
@@TheBrickGuy7939 well ok then! 😆😆😆
"It turns her tight shirt into a tight crop top"
"OH thank you kitty kat!"
I'm going to repeat probably thousands of other people over the last few years. Pitch Meeting is the only reason I watch Screen Rant and Ryan George is a Canadian national treasure.
@@helitona.s7697 yep!
@@helitona.s7697 he’s Canadian? *calls Biden* ya we need to invade the North, we need this gu- no you don’t understand, we NEED this guy. Joe, Joe, Joe, trust me on this
Making a compilation of all the Star Wars pitch meetings in chronological order is TIGHT!
Whos watching even though you saw every single one
NOPE!!!
Everyone's that watching this has watched every single pitch meeting, ever!
186k people and counting.
O saw every single one, more than twice.
Guilty
We need a pitch meeting for the whole Pirates Of The Caribbean franchise and Super man returns and the Superman franchise
I've come to realize that the Star Wars story is like the old man telling stories who just gets chronically drunker as he gets older.
And then this, uhh, Ja Ja guy shows up and *burp* he’s like a toad fish man.
i guess with the mandalorian he had a moment of clarity.
True
The ghost head just floating around the rest of the sketch made me laugh
“They’re going to try to warn Naboo of an invading army by flying in with the invading army?”
“That’s right!”
How else? Their ship, the Radiant VII, was destroyed, and communication with the planet was disrupted.
But does the senator of Naboo not know about the impending invasion?
"Their going to bring a child to a war zone"
pretty much the clone wars as a whole.
I like that the ghost even has an awkward grin after the "oh really"
PITCH MEETING FOR THE MANDALORIAN
"so what happens in the show?"
"A whoooolllle lotta Mando walking"
"Oh really"
"Yeah yeah yeah! And I thought it'd be cool if in every scene we shot of him walking we could have the actor take really teeny tiny steps"
"Oooohhhhhh taking teeny tiny steps is TIGHT!"
My fave episode is Chapter 3 The sin cause of that final scene when mando takes back baby yoda and that scene would be awesome to be mentioned with pitch meeting
Noo
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This is the way...
This is actually how G Lucas pitched the prequels to himself.
How George Lucas pitched then to Ryan Lucas?
This is actually how G Lucas pitched the prequels to himself.
@@juanitaperkins4833 This is actually how G Lucas pitched the prequels to himself.
@@squiremuldoon5462 This is actually how G Lucas pitched the prequels to himself.
He had spent months flipping around with a puppet, but he decided not to listen to the puppet or the ghost
"have her fly back like Mary Poppins" had me WEAK 😂😂
Last time I was this early the younglings were alive.
OOOF
They should name him Lando 🤣🤣🤣
Too soon, brah..........
Nice Sith joke.
Lol
"So when these righteous knights rescue the slave kid, do they also rescue his mom?"
"Nah."
"But won't that have future ramifications for the entire galaxy, possibly contributing to turning this insanely powerful kid evil?"
"I'll say maybe?"
"All right then!"
NO happy families! Supreme Leader Mickey Mouse’s direct command!
“Why didn’t they just go back to Tatooine and get Anakin’s mother?”
“So the movie series can happen.”
"So that means palpatine has gotten you know, intimate?" "Do it" "Oh he for sure said that" lol im dead
That cracked me all the way up
"Oh I'm picturing it!" 😖
To be fair, Anakin's infamous line about hating sand does kind of make sense: He's a repressed teenager with no experience talking to girls trying to talk to a girl he's attracted to.
Of course he'd sound awkward and cringey. It would be weirder if he actually sounded like he knew anything about girls or romance.
I've made this exact argument before and no one seems to go with it. Probably because they either think they were suave af during high school, or don't have kids, or don't spend time around teenagers as a job. After watching some guys try to flirt with girls during class, I can definitely say Anakin was on point, for someone not allowed any relationship interaction with the opposite sex.
@@cnnr_ the whole thing is still sort of weird though. I mean she grew up with him when he was just a child as an adult figure to him. Then they fall in love? Pretty strange
@@Scorpion-my3dv ive worked with a few teachers who married they're former students... So it's nothing I haven't seen before.
Woody Allen has entered the chat.
The fact that the two actors had zero chemistry with one another was the real issue. Makes a lot their dialogue seemed strained and awkward.
Also; a guy I went to high school with married our English teacher so I've seen it before too....still a bit cringe though....
I'm going to repeat probably thousands of other people over the last few years. Pitch Meeting is the only reason I watch Screen Rant and Ryan George is a Canadian national treasure.
He really should just break off from this channel and go solo. Provided pitch meetings are his passion, maybe he could lure people in with pitch meetings and then go for other avenues of entertainment.
@@franklinturtleton6525 he did look up Ryan George
Funnier than SNL.
"So you got an hr long Star Wars pitch meeting?"
"Yes sir, I do."
"Wow wow wow"