You & Your Engineer

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  • Опубліковано 29 вер 2024

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  • @pieguy6992
    @pieguy6992 6 років тому +4356

    Engineer Owner Manual: let the engineer use the teleporter first
    Every class in the game: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @hazeltree7738
      @hazeltree7738 5 років тому +270

      Every scunt in the game :I'm the most important player let me just SHOVE YOU OFF THE TELE EVEN THOUGH I CAN RUN VERY FAST
      (If you can't tell I'm very slightly annoyed a bit just a slice)

    • @insertsomerandomassname2479
      @insertsomerandomassname2479 5 років тому +113

      I still remember when playing as a Medic, and this Sniper keeps shoving me from the telly, even though I'm needed in frontlines.

    • @biguglybucker
      @biguglybucker 5 років тому +42

      if anyone did that to me id destroy the teleporter lol

    • @nates9778
      @nates9778 5 років тому +38

      Every teammate's response is - USE THE DAM ERIKA EFFECT AND STOP COMPLAINING

    • @martimsabras1447
      @martimsabras1447 5 років тому +36

      Is it just me or do snipers always still the teleporters, like for real he can have 0 points and he stills acts like he has priority to the teleporter over a heavy or engi

  • @yamiraguero5541
    @yamiraguero5541 6 років тому +5

    You have no idea how many times i am about to upgrade someone else's teleporter and a random engi comes out of nowhere and steals my opportunity of upgrading it myself.

  • @lacurio
    @lacurio 6 років тому +102

    1:00 medic steals ammo-kit

  • @kyy3724
    @kyy3724 3 роки тому +1

    There is no bigger pain, than when your 1 and only engi places a sentry in s choke

  • @MNguyen-xOrbita
    @MNguyen-xOrbita 4 роки тому +1

    XenoGene: I... I... I AM ZE SPY
    Dane: ...
    XenoGene: Dane... I... I didn’t know...
    Dane: what the fu-

  • @RUGER5264
    @RUGER5264 2 роки тому

    Fs in the chat for the teleporter who gave his life to show people not to let other teleporters get sapped to death.

  • @TheDisarminghinkle
    @TheDisarminghinkle 6 років тому +25

    I agree with the logic behind all of these, but some are a little... much. Especially the overhealing one. I realize that an engie is a cornerstone of the team, but the medic's attention is already spread pretty thin. Constantly keeping the engie overhealed adds more to the plate than I feel like it's worth.

    • @qaaris4280
      @qaaris4280 6 років тому +4

      He means just buff him if he's taking fire and leave, because dispensers can actually maintain overheal (unless it's been patched out).

    • @AllSonial
      @AllSonial 5 років тому +6

      I think he meant just overheal him quickly then go back to being panicked and confused why my teammates are yelling at me. Mostly the scouts & spahs.

    • @trajankhan
      @trajankhan 5 років тому +1

      @@AllSonial I think you mean SPAHS

    • @AllSonial
      @AllSonial 5 років тому +1

      @@trajankhan Holy spahcrabs gotta fix that

  • @GbrieI
    @GbrieI 2 роки тому

    me: *about to play tf2*
    uncle dane: Watch.

  • @Unlucky-9172
    @Unlucky-9172 2 роки тому

    Thanks "most replayed part" its very useful

  • @riyuugin
    @riyuugin Рік тому

    Being Engineer is... Emotional rollercoaster

  • @captainzanearr7246
    @captainzanearr7246 3 роки тому

    one friendly hoovy in that meat wall

  • @lincolnisnamedlincoln
    @lincolnisnamedlincoln 3 роки тому

    0:54
    scouts: i,'ll ignore that

  • @lunartheholo-wolf470
    @lunartheholo-wolf470 4 роки тому

    Yay. A video to make my Shave that more wholesome

  • @levibergey2181
    @levibergey2181 5 місяців тому

    8:30 IT'S THE UBER-GUN!

  • @adelamickova6953
    @adelamickova6953 4 роки тому

    How about Your Eternal Reward, that dagger is a menace.

  • @cameron-pg8gf
    @cameron-pg8gf 3 роки тому

    About the sapper noise a sapper noise was playing all the time and I could not get rid of it until I used the snd_reset command

  • @WiltedMaple
    @WiltedMaple 4 роки тому

    Ngl I try to heal everyone, you choose medic for a reason and I take it srsly

  • @ironhelmet1750
    @ironhelmet1750 4 роки тому +3151

    9:25 "so thanks guys, you are helping to define the 'team' in tf2"
    *5 spies on the team*

    • @nubbular
      @nubbular 4 роки тому +60

      Iron Helmet *define*

    • @hiddensinix2767
      @hiddensinix2767 3 роки тому +150

      How's the enemy team supposed to destroy your buildings if they are dead?

    • @susamogus8331
      @susamogus8331 3 роки тому +38

      @@hiddensinix2767 smort

    • @butterknife7342
      @butterknife7342 3 роки тому +25

      We need a character from TF2 to be playable in Super Smash Bros Ultimate. Please spread the word throughout the TF2 community.

    • @co5micwaffle742
      @co5micwaffle742 3 роки тому +14

      After ll, he did say "one step at a time" immediately after that. Class balance is later down on the list of how to make Casual a cooperative experience.

  • @Bururaian
    @Bururaian 4 роки тому +1127

    I appreciate that you refer to Heavy by his full name, "the Heavy Weapons Guy"

    • @tabdeugo
      @tabdeugo 3 роки тому +19

      No
      It's HOOVY

    • @mywither7878
      @mywither7878 3 роки тому +24

      @My pet is staring at you heavy is an angry hoovy

    • @tabdeugo
      @tabdeugo 3 роки тому +2

      @My pet is staring at you i know it was just for ThA meem

    • @Cyrogenesis.
      @Cyrogenesis. 3 роки тому +1

      @@willaguillard true doe

    • @TheLunarMan
      @TheLunarMan 3 роки тому +5

      Mr. Mikhail

  • @DracorusDracius
    @DracorusDracius 4 роки тому +1202

    This is literally a guide to 'how to take proper care of your engineer'
    Step 1: make sure you feed him plenty of metal.

    • @geraldpfeffer
      @geraldpfeffer 3 роки тому +106

      iron is important, don't want your engineer to become anemic

    • @wizzem7890
      @wizzem7890 2 роки тому +100

      @@geraldpfeffer engies can have a little australium, as a treat.

    • @monikaisdonewiththeinterne2039
      @monikaisdonewiththeinterne2039 2 роки тому +10

      Just kill hundreds and hundreds of mercenaries nearby your engineer so he can have all the ammo for him to grow strong

    • @waluigigaming8326
      @waluigigaming8326 2 роки тому +3

      Furry🗿

    • @demoman5864
      @demoman5864 2 роки тому +20

      @@waluigigaming8326 Lego tf2 player 🗿

  • @kinghotcoc0
    @kinghotcoc0 4 роки тому +4122

    8:40 I like how the Sniper sees the Austrailum sniper rifle and is like
    "Ooooh" and just takes it.

    • @forgopasfrog2816
      @forgopasfrog2816 4 роки тому +395

      me liek gold

    • @skyviper4783
      @skyviper4783 4 роки тому +605

      His name was small poor African child

    • @the_luckys2375
      @the_luckys2375 4 роки тому +87

      Why did you notice that

    • @Snowie7826
      @Snowie7826 4 роки тому +34

      Underrated comment XD

    • @kinghotcoc0
      @kinghotcoc0 4 роки тому +56

      Oh hey didn't even realize that this comment is getting decent.

  • @dankcrusader9598
    @dankcrusader9598 4 роки тому +5525

    There's actually an achievement for upgrading your teammates buildings

  • @pieguy6992
    @pieguy6992 4 роки тому +5205

    Instructions unclear: scout stole ammo pack

    • @shadowsnake5133
      @shadowsnake5133 4 роки тому +127

      @@AngelRomero-cu5es wait WHAT? HOLY SH*T, THE SCOUT JUST DID ME A FAVOR BY EQUIPPING THE GUN SLINGER! No, but seriously if there was a weapon that did the equivalent of the rench but slightly worse for each class as a melee option, I could see it being used in pubs and meme teams where everyone smacks a sentry. It could literally not work after a short time and I would still want to see it.

    • @ForsternTheProtogen
      @ForsternTheProtogen 4 роки тому +34

      same to me Trolldier took ammo pack for rockets

    • @Ieu6054
      @Ieu6054 4 роки тому +26

      Kick the scUnt.

    • @michaelfinlay1412
      @michaelfinlay1412 4 роки тому +11

      Votekick him lol nobody loves that twig

    • @aboredfellow1448
      @aboredfellow1448 4 роки тому +55

      Instructions unclear: Scout stole ammo and health pack from Medic and Engie.

  • @meisunebernadetta9868
    @meisunebernadetta9868 3 роки тому +1558

    As a medic main: I've had people complain that I stopped pocketing them to overheal our lonely engie

    • @shookengie370
      @shookengie370 2 роки тому +112

      I sacrifice must be made

    • @lastfirst5863
      @lastfirst5863 2 роки тому +75

      Let them talk. Our love shall overcome!

    • @donanilao7724
      @donanilao7724 2 роки тому

      How dare you overheal our engie for 2 seconds?
      *WE'RE LOOSING PRECIOUS PUBSTOMPING TIME, YOU IDIOT!*

    • @begining9807
      @begining9807 2 роки тому +116

      its sad people will be mad at you for healing the 2nd best support

    • @hathoodie3370
      @hathoodie3370 2 роки тому +92

      Healing an engie while he tries to rebuild is a good idea, it keeps him alive so that he can get a dispenser ready and eventually pay it forward to the whole team

  • @obeypeko8091
    @obeypeko8091 6 років тому +5812

    I turned the volume down thinking that Dane will shout again, but he whispered. Genius.

    • @cameo2160
      @cameo2160 6 років тому +100

      I am offended cause you have Dane as a like

    • @DCR94
      @DCR94 6 років тому +141

      For some reason, I feel like I want Dane to whisper "It's free real estate". Dunno why.

    • @DONKINDONUTS
      @DONKINDONUTS 6 років тому +10

      Galactic Gamer Waait wait wait. Fucking SHOE NICE?

    • @RonaldMcJuicy
      @RonaldMcJuicy 6 років тому +15

      you should HAVE TURNED UP THE VOLUME

    • @sorbet7216
      @sorbet7216 6 років тому +10

      I like how literally every comment doesn't have any likes but your has over 500

  • @SoundSmithTF2
    @SoundSmithTF2 6 років тому +6315

    2:49 Am Texan, can confirm that this is accurate. Though it's customary to have an implied comment about the second amendment in most conversations - it usually gets lost in translation.

    • @wingedbluj1674
      @wingedbluj1674 6 років тому +57

      Id does sometimes, doesn't it?

    • @Zoxide_
      @Zoxide_ 6 років тому +37

      SoundSmith here before top comment

    • @guitargatekeeper
      @guitargatekeeper 6 років тому +15

      San Annnnntonio

    • @mr_big_m50
      @mr_big_m50 6 років тому +94

      Am true Texan because I live there and I have a unusual wench

    • @mikeoxsmall3286
      @mikeoxsmall3286 6 років тому +5

      SoundSmith uncle Dane should of said hi arrayseven

  • @newman6434
    @newman6434 5 років тому +970

    Funfact: if the spy is using the spycicle, you can hear the stab sound from across the map. And it gets louder the closer you are. Be aware!

  • @SyphistPrime
    @SyphistPrime 3 роки тому +311

    "Killing the spy" - usually that's beneficial for everyone because those guys are like pests these days. They annoy me to no end and killing them is satisfying.

    • @origamigamer8990
      @origamigamer8990 3 роки тому +13

      As a Pybro, I take incredible pleasure in killing spies that are trying to kill my little engineer.

    • @Lightning-le5sz
      @Lightning-le5sz 3 роки тому +2

      @@origamigamer8990 same here.

    • @Lesu2003
      @Lesu2003 3 роки тому +2

      Idk about it I just go and do spycrab but you have a point a Spy playing serious is annoying

    • @astroboy512
      @astroboy512 2 роки тому +6

      @@origamigamer8990 "little engineer" is so adorable

    • @ausore9832
      @ausore9832 2 роки тому +2

      wdym these days? haven't we always been pests?

  • @Omnywrench
    @Omnywrench 6 років тому +1835

    Thanks for educating the masses on how to properly take care of your very own engineer! Too many engies have suffered because their owners get 'em while they're small and cute, and then flush 'em down the toilet once they get too big.

    • @sofialaya596
      @sofialaya596 6 років тому +112

      I'm raising founds to open an engieneer refuge.
      I know, it's ambitious, but it's my big life dream

    • @yourengineer6422
      @yourengineer6422 6 років тому +70

      i also thank him for telling people how to take care of me

    • @bryanleow5024
      @bryanleow5024 6 років тому +43

      About overhealing engies: if you stay near a dispenser your overheal won't decay even if the medic is no longer healing you. This allows engineers to potentially stay buffed at 185 HP forever, or at least slow down the overheal decay rate. I think it's a recent addition, and a good one too

    • @bryanleow5024
      @bryanleow5024 6 років тому +5

      DareDevil8013 interesting, thanks for the correction. I only noticed it in mvm when the engi upgraded dispenser range, otherwise I'd never have noticed it in pubs

    • @SydneySininen
      @SydneySininen 6 років тому +3

      l didn't know that. );

  • @mrcomp1971
    @mrcomp1971 6 років тому +656

    Tf2 is teaching us how to become a perfect babysitter in the future.

    • @TheG_Boy
      @TheG_Boy 6 років тому +60

      mrcomp *Hits furniture with wrench*

    • @Wongcsable
      @Wongcsable 6 років тому +17

      B A P

    • @quarkyquasar893
      @quarkyquasar893 6 років тому +13

      Get ready for Baby Assisted Homicide!
      ...with your very own Pocket Baby

    • @slicedbread5568
      @slicedbread5568 6 років тому +1

      mrcomp A weapon to surpass -metal gear- a good babysitter

    • @starkiller1289
      @starkiller1289 6 років тому +2

      Spah sappen my baby!

  • @HunhowsShadowStalker
    @HunhowsShadowStalker 5 років тому +3286

    "SPAH SAPPIN' MAH SENTREH!" = "Gentlemen, there appears to be a Spy that has placed a sapper upon my stationary sentry turret. Please assist me in dealing with this threat."

    • @astropan2765
      @astropan2765 4 роки тому +183

      He said gentlemen, he is a spy!

    • @orpheus9098
      @orpheus9098 4 роки тому +18

      Is that the stalker from warframe? If so, im sorry for killing lech kril 50 times, i just wanted excal

    • @Befferson
      @Befferson 4 роки тому +98

      “Attention my unified group of individuals fighting in this battle with me,I can’t help but notice there is a master of espionage around and that he has sapped my sentry,If it appeals to you I would like to request assistance against this coward,Thank you.”

    • @sunthorn4782
      @sunthorn4782 4 роки тому +7

      Fancy Winnie the Pooh meme format

    • @imlivinginyourceiling
      @imlivinginyourceiling 4 роки тому +6

      STALKER PLEASE WHY WON’T YOU JUST LEAVE ME ALONE

  • @lordrwbyandnepwatcher1387
    @lordrwbyandnepwatcher1387 4 роки тому +126

    I still remember this one time I was playing heavy and saw my engineer was having a rough time repairing his gun when under fire, then, I stood in the way instinctively to help him

    • @wr3nche5
      @wr3nche5 Рік тому +16

      chad heavy

    • @CorbinsterGaming
      @CorbinsterGaming Рік тому +8

      I did that, and his sentry blew up anyway, so I sent death threats to the guy who destroyed the sentry 👍

    • @CorbinsterGaming
      @CorbinsterGaming Рік тому +8

      Update: Those threats have been fulfilled

  • @pieguy6992
    @pieguy6992 6 років тому +748

    5:29 a more accurate meatshield would be made of about 7 snipers and 5 spies

    • @ginasabater6861
      @ginasabater6861 5 років тому +30

      Spark The Fox Invisible wall and razor back snipers

    • @AllSonial
      @AllSonial 5 років тому +22

      No I think about 78601839 Snipers and 746292048 Spy mains. Dear God there are so many.

    • @penguinsocks1070
      @penguinsocks1070 5 років тому +3

      I think it should be 999999999 dispensers

    • @pieguy6992
      @pieguy6992 5 років тому +18

      @@AllSonial Ok, I understand what you mean, but the reason I did 7 and 5 was because I didn't want to overdo it and also you can't have several trillion people on one team

    • @AllSonial
      @AllSonial 5 років тому +4

      @@pieguy6992 okay yeah, it was just a joke about how many people main sniper or spy.

  • @alittlespice7723
    @alittlespice7723 6 років тому +1360

    Always remember to feed your engineer a sandvich every day, he gets hungry every day.
    Never give your engineer chocolate, he can get very sick from eating it.

    • @gamergavin7022
      @gamergavin7022 5 років тому +66

      ch1ckenw1ngs1111 love the tip never knew chocolate harmed the engineers

    • @levelcatyna7854
      @levelcatyna7854 5 років тому +28

      Gamer Gavin not many people know but now you must spread the word

    • @sphere4688
      @sphere4688 5 років тому +15

      what about bananas?

    • @levelcatyna7854
      @levelcatyna7854 5 років тому +48

      Person Man the banana is the favorite food of engineers

    • @sphere4688
      @sphere4688 5 років тому +45

      @@levelcatyna7854 Alright. I will buy strange bananas from a black windowless van

  • @destinosantos
    @destinosantos 6 років тому +1207

    *S P A H S A P P N' M A H S E N T R Y*

    • @jonaskovamees6948
      @jonaskovamees6948 6 років тому +16

      Destino Santos Calnek it's SPAH SAPPIN MAH SENTREH

    • @xtrashocking
      @xtrashocking 6 років тому +12

      S P A E H S A P E N' M A' S E N T E R E H

    • @atario7824
      @atario7824 5 років тому +36

      There is a spy near me, please assist me in removing this threat.

    • @Goldrusher-ee3jo
      @Goldrusher-ee3jo 5 років тому +6

      I'm texan

    • @ArseniiB
      @ArseniiB 5 років тому +3

      You need a spy to kill spies

  • @Bat_Toast
    @Bat_Toast 4 роки тому +578

    This video: *exists*
    My team: “I cannot see I am legally blind”

    • @lionelmesser5112
      @lionelmesser5112 3 роки тому +3

      I can relate with the first one (the difference is that they take it)

    • @gayflower900
      @gayflower900 3 роки тому +16

      “That sign won’t stop me because I can’t read”

    • @Gregory_12
      @Gregory_12 11 місяців тому

      UA-cam: 21 likes

  • @Loreofw0rlds
    @Loreofw0rlds 5 років тому +4904

    "Sentries shouldn't be the main source of damage"
    The 5 engies in MVM: U S E M O R E G U N

    • @quagnam438
      @quagnam438 5 років тому +486

      12 ENGIES DEFENDING DUSTBOWL LAST: *YEEEEEEEEEE*

    • @Mima_the_vengeful_spirit
      @Mima_the_vengeful_spirit 4 роки тому +283

      the 2fort intel room: intense yeeeeeeh

    • @BattleToaster-jk2vy
      @BattleToaster-jk2vy 4 роки тому +51

      Just use more gun.... idiot

    • @UltYT
      @UltYT 4 роки тому +146

      The 15 billion sentry busters: N O M O R E G U N

    • @kilitoro9838
      @kilitoro9838 4 роки тому +90

      A N D I F T H A T D O N T W O R K, U S E E V E N M O R E G U N

  • @RR_Watchdog
    @RR_Watchdog 5 років тому +323

    "Turn up the volume"
    Me: [Goes deaf from a rocket]

  • @thisiskret
    @thisiskret 5 років тому +319

    2:48 me when i play engie on 2fort and i leave for 0.12 seconds

    • @Kavaile
      @Kavaile 5 років тому +2

      Relatable

    • @thegetrktshow
      @thegetrktshow 4 роки тому

      Special Dude what dat not roblox ( dont woosh me )

    • @Canthinkofaname-v9o
      @Canthinkofaname-v9o 3 роки тому

      Same

    • @athan13590
      @athan13590 3 роки тому

      That's about the time it takes to fire the Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol, a semi-automatic gun with a faster firing speed bonus.

  • @bottlegaming6726
    @bottlegaming6726 4 роки тому +75

    10:47
    The Spy was just a second too late.

  • @dghb7410
    @dghb7410 5 років тому +341

    Are you Engie, the God of Sentries? That sentry was to help you control your power, to focus it. It was never your source of strength.

    • @ViewingChaos
      @ViewingChaos 5 років тому +20

      11/10 reference.

    • @oldmanjinkinsskyrim737
      @oldmanjinkinsskyrim737 5 років тому +7

      Lol, I love Ragnarok.

    • @Wargablarg
      @Wargablarg 3 роки тому +11

      "You rode a sentry?"

    • @mywither7878
      @mywither7878 3 роки тому +6

      Tfw shotgun texan isn't given respect for his having a shotgun to shoot people with.

    • @oui3255
      @oui3255 2 роки тому

      stock pistol vibes

  • @kaijuslayer3334
    @kaijuslayer3334 5 років тому +394

    3:58 Yo, this is legit the saddest thing I’ve ever seen. I’m crying and shaking right now :c

  • @lorenrosenhal6555
    @lorenrosenhal6555 6 років тому +103

    Me: *leaves big ammo pack*
    Pick it up dude
    Our engi: *keeps waiting to get metal from his lvl 1 dispenser*
    Me: god damnit

    • @zionifl9467
      @zionifl9467 6 років тому +22

      Lorenrosenhal 1420, If it is an newbie Engie, (no, I will not say F2P) then it is ok, it's normal. But if it is an Engie with HOURS in his pocket... Call 911 for Array&Dane Clinical Service.

    • @shadowgrimfoxy592
      @shadowgrimfoxy592 4 роки тому

      @@zionifl9467 what's free 2 play everyone does it

  • @stickmanonastick6089
    @stickmanonastick6089 3 роки тому +139

    "The loud screaming people make when they get a knife in their back"
    Your eternal reward: laughs in silence

    • @what4521
      @what4521 3 роки тому +6

      YER and C&D - when you want to be so stealthy that nobody noticed not even you, but even death of their teammates... Funny, one time I killed medic with YER and his heavy thought everything is fine and turned his back on me...

    • @enricofiala6688
      @enricofiala6688 2 роки тому +3

      Your eternal reward:

    • @drsnakhenry653
      @drsnakhenry653 2 роки тому

      @@enricofiala6688 wut

    • @acolossalangrybook3169
      @acolossalangrybook3169 Рік тому

      @@drsnakhenry653 silence

    • @drsnakhenry653
      @drsnakhenry653 Рік тому

      @@acolossalangrybook3169 yes

  • @tsunami3834
    @tsunami3834 5 років тому +152

    That heavy meat shield reminded me of those toothpatste dentist memes

    • @flying_gorilla8069
      @flying_gorilla8069 3 роки тому +21

      9/10 Heavies recommend defending the sentry

    • @hib7295
      @hib7295 3 роки тому +7

      destroys 99,99% of spies

    • @pizzacarter9777
      @pizzacarter9777 3 роки тому +3

      RIP Hoovy. Died tragically while trying to defend a sentry. Press f to pay your respects

  • @Jack-el7iv
    @Jack-el7iv 6 років тому +165

    5:33 damn hoovy tryna sneek ina the firin squad

  • @curseofremains1905
    @curseofremains1905 5 років тому +137

    4:03
    Top ten anime betrayals

  • @formoney5255
    @formoney5255 3 роки тому +28

    Was playing heavy today, and a good engie's sentry was wrecking the team. got a kirtz medic on me, went to solve the problem, and a medic popped uber on the engie and picked up the sentry, and i just sat there with my d*** in my hand feeling like an idiot, going "DAMN IT UNCLE DANE WHY DID YOU TELL PEOPLE THIS"

  • @BigJoeySlaps
    @BigJoeySlaps 6 років тому +374

    The real reason Uncle Dane unsubscribed from XenoGene @ 3:55
    THE TRUTH WILL SHOCK YOU

    • @costxav
      @costxav 6 років тому

      😱😱😱😱😱😱👁️👅👁️

    • @jackharris8661
      @jackharris8661 6 років тому +2

      Big Joey Slap-Nuts ppap

    • @schlonk1
      @schlonk1 6 років тому

      Big Joey Slap-Nuts I subbed owo

    • @michaelgmr60
      @michaelgmr60 6 років тому

      Why did i subscribe with Xenogene [unsubscribe]

    • @paypur8193
      @paypur8193 6 років тому

      no the truth will sap you

  • @Xgm.
    @Xgm. 5 років тому +367

    When an Engineer is turtling behind his Sentry and a Spy is standing on top of him...
    Me in Heavy voice: *_E N G I N E E R I S S T O O P I D_*

    • @michaelfinlay1412
      @michaelfinlay1412 4 роки тому +26

      How did I hear this perfectly?

    • @applecast8697
      @applecast8697 4 роки тому +2

      @@michaelfinlay1412 Same question

    • @josep754
      @josep754 4 роки тому +3

      Engie voice: yooooooo
      Ugly.

    • @shookengie370
      @shookengie370 2 роки тому +1

      "Ugggghhhh that engineer is stoopid!"
      -Heavy traveling to a land where he can punch the person who stole his POOTIS

  • @Ihasnotomato
    @Ihasnotomato 6 років тому +49

    last week I was playing engie in setup time building my shit, and out of nowhere a demoman comes over, shoots a single grenade, looks at me, picks up the big metal pack as im running over to it and then laughs at me.

    • @luisochoa5282
      @luisochoa5282 6 років тому +5

      Theresa ws this heavy over the large ammo pack he shots 1 bullet and pick the ammo pack

    • @gaminggaming.6071
      @gaminggaming.6071 6 років тому

      Ihasnotomato goddamit.

    • @dragonphoenixgaming5339
      @dragonphoenixgaming5339 6 років тому +1

      Sorry, I needed the ammo

    • @NotBigSurprise
      @NotBigSurprise 6 років тому

      Daniel von Strangle
      Losing is not fun.
      Unless it's on Hightower, winning is not fun there.
      No, wait, neither of them are fun on Hightower.

    • @dandamanatee9023
      @dandamanatee9023 6 років тому

      Ihasnotomato what a legend

  • @rickybryceland
    @rickybryceland 4 роки тому +39

    2:48 “SPAH SAPPIN MAH SENTRY”
    -Engie

  • @Krunkidile
    @Krunkidile 6 років тому +544

    This is very cute, and very good.

    • @sansirow4595
      @sansirow4595 6 років тому +19

      Krunkidile Yes, building artillery sentries to shoot at mercenaries and blow up hoovies is cute.
      Just don't forget the Pyrovision glasses.

    • @imabird1566
      @imabird1566 6 років тому +9

      Ain’t that a cute lil’ gun :3

    • @waluigigaming8326
      @waluigigaming8326 2 роки тому

      @@imabird1566 🗿

  • @TommysMatchbook
    @TommysMatchbook 5 років тому +1578

    Uncle Dane: "Lazy, what kind of defence is this?!"
    *Lazy currently playing battle engineer*
    Lazy: "I AM THE DEFENCE."

  • @kawanmurakami4464
    @kawanmurakami4464 4 роки тому +35

    4:14 "I'm not mad at you, I'm just disappointed"

  • @Kyronea
    @Kyronea 5 років тому +495

    As a spy main I gotta say: DON'T KILL SPIES. Just turn around. Just let them stab you. Every time. It'll be great! Please do it!
    ...please?
    (Also I will totally temp switch to engie to remove sappers on teles at spawn from now on. It never occurred to me to do this, but I totes will.)

    • @justasnegreckis9632
      @justasnegreckis9632 5 років тому +5

      Why not kill them they would just sap the sentry until its destroyed

    • @josep754
      @josep754 4 роки тому +6

      Remember, everyone can TOTALLY stand on top if ur buildings, not only you and spies

    • @disc_00
      @disc_00 4 роки тому +13

      No. Spies must burn in the flames of 12 crit boosted phlogs

    • @shaggy9004
      @shaggy9004 4 роки тому

      No

    • @CHILLIN2540
      @CHILLIN2540 3 роки тому +1

      I just go pyro cos I have the homewrecker equipped 24/7 if we have an engineer and the enemy has a spy

  • @Tornadoman4
    @Tornadoman4 5 років тому +267

    there's also something you can do to protect your engineers as sniper, equip the jarate and the tribal mans shive (for the bleeding effect) or the bushwhack (combed with the jarate for critz) and any sniper rifle/bow of your choice. you can use the jarate to track the spy, but you have to be successful with your hit to track him down tho, and the tribal mins shiv is used incase you don't have jarate at your disposal to track enemy spies. so you can use it for the bleeding effect for 6 sec to track down the spy and damage him quite a bit. i dont know about sniper rifles since none of them compare to the jarate and bushwhacker or tribal mans. but if there is a sniper rifle that can be used to help your fellow engineers, do tell.. i know this is a year old video but i think that this can still be heard and said. and plus, i think that this is a really good setup as a protective sniper, hey i should use that. the protective sniper loudout. thanks for reading this and hope you learned something from this comment and this video. because uncle dane. is a really good sentry man.

    • @jacintheboucher5760
      @jacintheboucher5760 5 років тому +7

      That... is the longest comment i have ever seen

    • @Tornadoman4
      @Tornadoman4 5 років тому +17

      @@jacintheboucher5760 lol, it didn't seem so long when I was typing it down.

    • @boomeronet7888
      @boomeronet7888 4 роки тому +8

      If you're protecting a bow would probably be good since they're more close range, depending on the map and where the engie is. Also I'm not saying that they all do this but most of the 6 snipers on your team would be doing their own thing

    • @buzzer2231
      @buzzer2231 4 роки тому +14

      The sydney sleeper can apply jarate on charge (duration varies on charge)

    • @zeal7895
      @zeal7895 4 роки тому +5

      Huntsman can pump out the most fully charged shors. Definitely huntsman, jarate/bushwacka/tribalmans shiv

  • @lamp1515
    @lamp1515 6 років тому +552

    4:16 I would legitimately watch this as a show

    • @MohamedAli-jo3ky
      @MohamedAli-jo3ky 6 років тому +8

      Ikr i would also love to watch this as well.

    • @gwyn.
      @gwyn. 6 років тому +12

      It's been a long day, without you my friend...

    • @blueblaze7312
      @blueblaze7312 5 років тому +10

      @@gwyn. And I'll tell you all about it when I see you again.

    • @9minty
      @9minty 5 років тому +3

      The Tragedy Of XenoGene And The Teleporter

    • @LiamsClan
      @LiamsClan 5 років тому +4

      Ohwoowoohoo ohwoowohowowo

  • @chase_rulls2196
    @chase_rulls2196 4 роки тому +51

    Did nobody notice the heavy having his sandvich out 5:33

  • @sawyerprince7304
    @sawyerprince7304 6 років тому +65

    8:30 INVINCIBLE SENTRY. Genius, Dane. Genius. I've actually never thought of it, nor seen it happen in game. As a Medic main, I'll be sure to give the Engineer plenty of help whenever I can spare it.

    • @ghost_ship_supreme
      @ghost_ship_supreme 6 років тому +1

      Niv- Mizzet I've had it done to me before. Very nice when it happens. Even better when you're rushing to the point with a lvl 3 and ubered.

    • @tylerbreau4544
      @tylerbreau4544 Рік тому

      TBH, a lot of medics miss high-value plays in countering uber pushes.
      IMO there's 3 priorities...
      -staying alive
      -keeping the wrench engineer alive
      -keeping the airblasting pyro alive

    • @peacechan4500
      @peacechan4500 11 місяців тому

      Just don't do it in kritzkreig

  • @pzrxex
    @pzrxex 6 років тому +499

    5:40 That one sandvich hoovy though

    • @CH4RIOTTO
      @CH4RIOTTO 6 років тому +10

      Snaziko I actually didn't see that, thanks for pointing that out xD.

    • @Xylaite
      @Xylaite 6 років тому +18

      He's the daddy heavy, they gotta donate their sandwiches to him

    • @ashtonbueser9884
      @ashtonbueser9884 6 років тому

      ikr

    • @bluejojopet
      @bluejojopet 6 років тому

      Snaziko i have found that as well

    • @gazzux5257
      @gazzux5257 6 років тому

      Snaziko I

  • @nlnjawacky
    @nlnjawacky 4 роки тому +71

    You and your engineer:
    Your engineer: building in the intel room
    You: happened to be an engineer
    *spy hiding in the intel room with 10 sentries intensifies*

  • @knightpanic1931
    @knightpanic1931 4 роки тому +7

    Attention my fellow mortal mammal non engineer classes positioned in the location of the earth in the solar system Milky Way I must inform you of very bad news. There appears to be a mysterious masked mortal mammal non engineer classes positioned in the location of the earth in the solar system Milky Way that is next to my stationary turret also commonly called a sentry who appears to be using a electrically power device normally referred to as a sapper which admits electricity through my stationary turret commonly called a sentry which affects my stationary turret commonly called a sentry by short circuiting the electronics and electro magnetic signals from my stationary turret commonly called a sentry chasing it to malfunction and deactivate and slowly lower its health until death if not removed. Would you please assist me In removing this disturbance by removing the living essence of the mysterious masked mortal mammal non engineer classes positioned in the location of the earth in the solar system Milky Way and as well removing the electrically power device normally referred to as a sapper which admits electricity through my stationary turret commonly called a sentry which affects my stationary turret commonly called a sentry by short circuiting the electronics and electro magnetic signals from my stationary turret commonly called a sentry chasing it to malfunction and deactivate and slowly lower its health until death if not removed. I thank you my fellow mortal mammal non engineer classes positioned in the location of the earth in the solar system Milky Way for listening and removing this threat this greatly helps me.

  • @StickMaster500
    @StickMaster500 6 років тому +614

    *Includes paid promotion*

  • @gray7744
    @gray7744 5 років тому +146

    You really have impacted the tf2 community man, more people help engis nowadays

    • @brentambrielcabigas1086
      @brentambrielcabigas1086 2 роки тому +7

      Fun Fact:
      The engineer is basically "jack of all trades, master of none" quote
      Has; healing, area denial (and tp)
      3 years and no replies ends now

    • @psy-fi64
      @psy-fi64 Рік тому

      ​@@brentambrielcabigas1086I would say soldier is the jack of all trades. Engineer, while versatile, still specializes in supporting his team above all else.

  • @colenelvogel7001
    @colenelvogel7001 6 років тому +69

    Engineers remind me of plants. The level one buildings are the seeds, the level 2 sentry is the tree sapling, the level 2 dispenser are the newly growing leafs, and then the level three sentry is the sturdy trunk of the great oak tree, the level three dispenser are the long branches and the leafs, and the level three teleporters are the complex root systems of the great Engineer tree.

  • @thetarr2
    @thetarr2 4 роки тому +11

    Nobody:
    Dane after 2019: 4:21

  • @RiverSomethingOrOther
    @RiverSomethingOrOther 6 років тому +130

    *me dawning my PyBro mask*
    In video games... I can help everyone...

  • @qrlsu
    @qrlsu 6 років тому +67

    10:48 that spy gave me anxiety

    • @lordmastercow
      @lordmastercow 6 років тому +5

      who needs sleep anyways

    • @zionifl9467
      @zionifl9467 6 років тому +1

      I have anxiety since i started to stay on my room in front of my laptop.

    • @zionifl9467
      @zionifl9467 6 років тому +1

      Never regreted it.

  • @piplupfan71
    @piplupfan71 3 роки тому +26

    Moral of the video: BE PYBRO EVEN IF THERES NO ENGIE

  • @undead923
    @undead923 6 років тому +14

    Was your thumbnail an unboxing of Tiny Desk Engineers?

  • @gamer-pr4hl
    @gamer-pr4hl 5 років тому +37

    5:37 SANDVICH HEAVYS ARE REAL!!!

    • @oaklayton7530
      @oaklayton7530 3 роки тому

      I just realized Dane is saying hoovys are meat sheilds which is true when full of a server of new players and try hards

  • @bugjams
    @bugjams 6 років тому +187

    "Time is money, and money is power, and power is in the tongue."
    - Uncle Dane, 2017

  • @knightpanic1931
    @knightpanic1931 4 роки тому +78

    Girls: Omg you didn’t cry during titanic do you even feel emotion?
    Boys: 3:56

  • @BagofBonesJAW
    @BagofBonesJAW 6 років тому +12

    It says paid promotion... did discord sponsor you? If so you are the luckiest person.

  • @thereisnoplanb139
    @thereisnoplanb139 6 років тому +80

    5:37 can you spot the hoovy?

    • @AllSonial
      @AllSonial 5 років тому +8

      One of these things is not like the other. One of these things just doesn't belong. Can you tell me thing is not like the other before I finish my soonngg.

    • @NodzergHorde1997
      @NodzergHorde1997 5 років тому +3

      Yes

    • @oldmanjinkinsskyrim737
      @oldmanjinkinsskyrim737 5 років тому +3

      Do you see the hoovy? Really! Where? Is he there? How about there? There he is!

    • @emilius1238
      @emilius1238 4 роки тому +1

      Yes.

    • @atticusbulan3508
      @atticusbulan3508 4 роки тому +1

      I noticed it because it looked out of place, but I didn't look close enough to determine that it was a hoovy

  • @kobalticyt
    @kobalticyt 5 років тому +49

    Dane: Power is... uhh...
    Me: THROUGH POWER, I GAIN VICTORY. THROUGH VICTORY, MY CHAINS ARE BROKEN.

    • @ieuanhunt552
      @ieuanhunt552 4 роки тому +6

      THE FORCE SHALL FREE ME

    • @MsMacintosh
      @MsMacintosh 4 роки тому +2

      I feel like I stumbled into a flat earthers subreddit with these comments.

    • @ieuanhunt552
      @ieuanhunt552 4 роки тому +9

      @@MsMacintosh it's a Star Wars: Knights of the old Republic reference.

    • @averyaggressivefish3334
      @averyaggressivefish3334 4 роки тому

      *_Occupation of Balmorra starts blasting_*

  • @SuperBustyEva
    @SuperBustyEva 3 роки тому +24

    "Beware the wrath of an intelligent man whom engages in warfare."

  • @dartpokemm
    @dartpokemm 6 років тому +43

    I’m more concerned that blue didn’t move the cart at all, yet still sapped Dane’s teleporter.

  • @shapedokkan
    @shapedokkan 6 років тому +66

    This guide is perfect for f2ps because 90% of them are deaf

    • @wrakatere2907
      @wrakatere2907 6 років тому +5

      shape excuse me, I beleive myself to be the ultimate freetoplay and I am deeply offended by your statement, and must inform you that you will be banned from social media within the following week due to overused hate remarks.
      Even if they are true.

    • @dexbuild9132
      @dexbuild9132 6 років тому

      What?

    • @kenjiro2676
      @kenjiro2676 6 років тому +2

      Okay, you are one of the special snow flakes, THERE ARE SOME EXECPTIONS. He didn't say ALL OF THEM, he meant the **Majority** of them. Yes it is true they are deaf and can't read, some can but most don't possess that skill. So when people say don't cap they just cluelessly sit there and stare into the abyss with that expressionless face and cap anyway. God knows, maybe they don't know what 'cap' means. Maybe instead we should just say don't 'push' the cart..

    • @BUTTERPLAYSTF2
      @BUTTERPLAYSTF2 6 років тому +1

      They were making an obvious joke response...

    • @TrickyRover
      @TrickyRover 6 років тому

      A a lot of F2Ps are new, not all of them tho.

  • @coake8742
    @coake8742 6 років тому +7

    When I am low as medic, heavy always eat his sandwich.
    *Best teammate*

    • @philippel.r.3426
      @philippel.r.3426 6 років тому +2

      But as a Medic main, I can say that the banana contract is one of the best thing that has happened during Jungle Inferno, Gaben bless the "0/30 second banana given to a teammate"

    • @d.thieud.1056
      @d.thieud.1056 6 років тому

      Philippe L.R. Insert a circle of hoovies throwing banamas in the midlle where this is happening:
      m.ua-cam.com/video/X-Qlz2631Ic/v-deo.html

  • @bigj1905
    @bigj1905 4 роки тому +22

    Uncle Dane “Don’t our the sentry in the front line.”
    Also Uncle Dane “Impractical Engineering”

  • @FlipZFox
    @FlipZFox 6 років тому +39

    3:42 In this scenario, if you happen to be a Pyro who always carry the Homewrecker/Neon Annihilator, you don't even need to switch to Engineer and take care of the problem right away.
    Though if you forgot to put it on it'd be faster to switch to Engineer.

  • @user-ei9vj7ym9l
    @user-ei9vj7ym9l 6 років тому +11

    3:35 this is fake, i stared at a teleportat while it was dieing and uncle dane did not come

  • @imperiallegionnaire8344
    @imperiallegionnaire8344 6 років тому +8

    5:45
    I am hoovy sandvich guy and this is my sandvich

  • @user-fy3iu1rj4g
    @user-fy3iu1rj4g 6 років тому +141

    3:57 i almost cried😢😭

  • @kronkrian100
    @kronkrian100 6 років тому +177

    Uncle dane, you lied to me. That's not how "Spah sappin mah sentreh" is being translated. Hell, there is no Texan option in the language menu in the frist place. HOW COULD U LIE TO ME ?!

    • @Nathan-ob2gh
      @Nathan-ob2gh 6 років тому +44

      Kron Krian You have to be in Texas to use that language.

    • @SmashSSL
      @SmashSSL 6 років тому

      F

    • @SydneySininen
      @SydneySininen 6 років тому

      pfp fits.

    • @NotBigSurprise
      @NotBigSurprise 6 років тому +4

      Didn't get the joke or did it and joking?

    • @maplemaple1439
      @maplemaple1439 6 років тому +4

      Kron Krian
      Well, first you have to go to Amazon and search in the "toys" section for "shoebutt". Click the 2nd product, regardless of the name. Then open up the product description. Highlight the last character in the description and put it into your search bar. Then defeat the dragon, grab the egg it was guarding and break it to find the map to the peanut wizard. The wizard should have already died to the weasel clan, but don't worry about that(you fight them when you get teleported to their cave base during the 3rd phase of the Dr. Mantra mini boss fight). Look through the sock drawer, and the 3rd or 7th drawer should have the flower key to the flower maze. The maze is generated randomly, and it's hard to get past, but if you tamed the fish ogres during the "Swamp Detective" side quest, they should be able to guide you through the maze. At the end of the maze, defeat the Thwacka plant, any fire spell over lvl 67 should insta kill it. Then get the "Old Stool of Justice", and ram it into the unknown gate in Count Blumiere's Castle. That should unlock an achievement, called "Persistent". Open Google Chrome, and access your steam achievements page through Chrome, IT MUST BE CHROME. The achievement description is actually a secret code. Open Mozilla Firefox and enter it into the search bar. Then it should open a new Chrome tab. Exactly after 5 minutes, the tab will finish loading and you will find the secret Texan Google Translate page. Good luck.

  • @clover2888
    @clover2888 4 роки тому +59

    The enemie engi:*Having great teammates projecting his sentry*
    Me as an engineer:*having a bunch of teammates thinking for them self*
    This is an example 3:55

    • @astroboy512
      @astroboy512 2 роки тому +1

      "projecting his sentry" is so funny for some reason

  • @ScoutTF2Gaming
    @ScoutTF2Gaming 4 роки тому +10

    "Your pocket medic"
    *IM SORRY WHAT*

  • @ryangoldstrich7334
    @ryangoldstrich7334 6 років тому +97

    5:28
    Can you spot the friendly in this pile of tryhards?

    • @Geobeetle
      @Geobeetle 6 років тому +3

      1 out of 10 heavys are friendly

    • @PootisPlayer
      @PootisPlayer 6 років тому +3

      with just pennies a day, you can help keep this endangered hoovy species alive, as tryhards kill thousands of them every day

    • @TheUndeadslayer221
      @TheUndeadslayer221 6 років тому

      I'll be damned, I didn't notice that... I feel foolish now.

    • @flipperjr.3822
      @flipperjr.3822 6 років тому

      Playing the game as intended = Tryhard
      Seems legit

    • @kenjiro2676
      @kenjiro2676 6 років тому +1

      Friendlies get in the way.. Its more like. Can you spot the 'person that is taking up a server slot' in the pile of useful players?

  • @jakchap2586
    @jakchap2586 6 років тому +11

    No one ever needs to refill their crossbow

    • @oben2524
      @oben2524 6 років тому +1

      JakChap actually i needed once

  • @miguelmialichi6367
    @miguelmialichi6367 5 років тому +65

    5:27 i love how one heavy is looking concerned like
    "What do you mean by calling us meatshield"

    • @boomeronet7888
      @boomeronet7888 4 роки тому +10

      That's called a hoovy hence the sandvich and crouching

    • @boomeronet7888
      @boomeronet7888 4 роки тому +2

      Friendly

    • @Canthinkofaname-v9o
      @Canthinkofaname-v9o 3 роки тому +4

      Nah i call him a spy cuz always if i see someone trying defend my sentry im 1000% sure its a spy

  • @hometimemayhem928
    @hometimemayhem928 3 роки тому +8

    Tip for spies: when you hear 6 “YEEEEEEEEEEEE HAW”s that means there is around 20 engies all turtling there and 6 of them doing the yee haw taunt

  • @258thHiGuy
    @258thHiGuy 6 років тому +41

    Uncle dane makes me feel so fucking *smart*

    • @OShapesmorfo
      @OShapesmorfo 6 років тому

      258th Hi Guy brain smartness *video*

  • @BagofBonesJAW
    @BagofBonesJAW 6 років тому +5

    *SPAH SAPPIN MY DISPENSER!*
    What did you think I was gonna say?

  • @goneduck6752
    @goneduck6752 6 років тому +5

    5:32 Find the hoovy

  • @QuintonMurdock
    @QuintonMurdock 4 роки тому +11

    I loved the “SPAH SAPPIN mah SENTREE” line so much while playing jack box I made a joke of it and even bought a TEE K O shirt I did of a really crappy engie getting backstabbed while yelling the line. It will be here in 2-3 weeks

  • @timurtheterrible4062
    @timurtheterrible4062 5 років тому +39

    Congrats Uncle! Even though this video is really old, it has ads!
    Edit: Autocorrect changed ads into ass

  • @Jo-ew7lw
    @Jo-ew7lw 6 років тому +7

    UNCLE DANE HAS HAIR NOW!
    *IT’S A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE!*

    • @romablumen1080
      @romablumen1080 6 років тому

      IST A AUSTRALIAN KRISMRAS BLADI MIRAKOL.

  • @TheBrawlUnit
    @TheBrawlUnit 6 років тому +9

    But Uncle Dane, I thought my dad was your brother. How come you not know him?