if you're lucky, it'll be a 2v12 match with you on the losing team. if you're unlucky, OH BOY HERE WE GO 5 HOURS OF LEAVING THE GAME OPEN WHILE HAVING A NIGHT OUT AND YOU COME BACK TO FIND IT STILL 1V1 LIKE IT WAS 5 HOURS AGO WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE NEITHER TEAM NEEDS 11 ENGIES AND A MEDIC WHY WOULD YOU EVEN HAVE A MEDIC IF IT'S JUST 11 ENGIES ON EACH TEAM.
in retrospect, turrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrbine is actually better than turbine as long as you can establish a forward sentry nest/command post, both to stop those annoying spy-caps and so your heavies won't spend 10 minutes walking to the fight.
I hate CTF too, and I remember playing on 2FORT once where I was an Engineer and was defending the intelligence and I lived for 40mins and before I started defending the intelligence it was already going on for 20mins. No one had collected the intelligence yet and I had a few Scouts running in before dying instantly and I did finally die in the end, which was 40mins, by a Demoman who died instantly by a Sentry Gun not long after he killed me and then it went on for another 28mins before everyone just went "Fuck this" and all agreed to finish it off. Once we finished it off people chose 2FORT again and the people who where there since from the start freaked out and it went on for 30mins and I decided to leave.
To be fair, CTF is my go-to gamemode when I want to dick around and play a single game for 3 hours straight. Stalemates are kind of the reason I play that mode in the first place. But yeah, for an actual competitive game it's trash.
True, I play tf2 very casually so I like CTF the most. CTF games are generally the longest and there is the option to play both offensively and defensively for both teams at any time.
The main CTF maps me and my friends dick around on is 2Fort and Doublecross, sometimes turbine, also, thanks for those stupid "Casual Meta" videos, it's gotten me and my friends to think up our own stupid strats and sometimes do your ones :)
I like to just Ninjaneer to the enemy intel when that haopen then after a few minutes the hostility somehow restart and now i have a defense in the intel were my teammates can go cap and go instantly to the base
@@ShrR-ud3xv I can understand doing a goofy friendly moment every once in a while, but the heavies that sit around with a sandwich wasting a slot when my friend is trying to join can piss off.
@@thecarl4085 lol the turbine vents are just wide enough so that if you are spy and collide with an enemy on your side, you can stab them and it somehow counts as a backstab
@Henry_BG idk bro, its been a while since I did that on 2fort, I can't really remember, did the engie you shoot had the word "your" as the first word in their name?
They are drawn out because TF2's implementation is made to make them long. In most other games the CTF mode has a round timer (so you can win 1:0 on a 3 point match) and the flag returns back to base on touch (so that you don't have to camp on it in the open for a minute). And usually you can only get a point when your own flag is also at home.
That's about it, people more often goof around in CTF. It's far more laid back than Payload. As you said, you can experiment with other classes and the games are more drawn out. There's not so much of a sense of urgency.
Honestly I find it super fun to go through hours and hours of CTF kinda for this exact reason Once I was playing Pyro on 2Fort and I had to tend to so many things at once - the snipers upstairs, the engineer downstairs, the sewer every time I saw someone fall into the water - but it was fun And then somebody capped and we all lost It was still fun though
@@duncanchillake8024 you can barely take advantage of the crits if you were the one that capped, nobody is gonna be in your intel for you to insta kill with a crit.
@@shitanotosaurus fair point but in one of valve's patch notes (i don't remember which) they said the crits also discourage enemies from following the capper home, which means you don't get punished for successfully doing the objective While i know valve's words usually never align with the game outside of theory, this one sounds pretty reasonable
@@duncanchillake8024 thats actually a fair point. although in maps like 2fort where out of position enemies get punished fairly easily since theres only two ways in and two ways out of the intel, you could argue its not needed since they'll likely die anyways on the way out.
Meanwhile on the eastern front... *Soviet uprising* *Dead Russians comes back to life* *Tsar of Russia being a bad boy* *Russia going to surrender* *Germans winning*
One time, When I was playing Engi (on 2fort), I forgot to do my math homework. Since my buildings were fully upgraded, all I had to do was just go use the Rancho Relaxo taunt, and pull it out.
TOO RELATABLE. A few years back my dad told me to walk my dog at night, usually takes 30m to do it plus clean him up, but I was playing TF2. I was Scout, so I switched to Engie and told my buddy to be my pybro and I just rancho relaxo'd before leaving. By the time I was back 40m later, game was still going on and I hadn't died. Intel room was populated with six sentries, after all. One of the reasons I love CTF, as stupid as it is.
@@gayahhbihh I can see a hat, I can see a cat I can see a man with a baseball bat I can see a dog, I can see a frog I can see a ladder leaning on a log
I've actually used CTF to teach some new players a couple times now. As turtle engie no less. Why? Because tf2 is chaotic, complicated and has lots of high skill veterans playing. CTF is the definition of a casual game mode. If I threw these newbies into a payload map, they'd be confused as to why they were dying and what they need to do to help. CTF is simple. The object barely matteres and when you have players who don't even know how to make buildings yet, the object is the last thing they need to worry about. CTF is perfect for learning the basics in a casual, low pressure environment with other players who are either new or just messing around. That's the best you'll get when this game doesn't actually have a tutorial.
The only reason CTF is so casual is because there is no deathmatch mode. Which by definition would be the most casual mode without any objectives besides killing. CTF in general is a rather tactical mode, knowing when to push or defend, which route to take, how much resources to commit to a push and what to hold back to defend the own flag. TF2 just implements it in a very nothing happens way.
As someone who basically learned everything while playing in a 24/7 CTF turbine skial server, this is so true. That CTF server basically feels like home to me now since, while casual was overrun with bots, I could go there to get some fun play time in and slowly get better.
I am so glad that my first game was on 2 fort. If not, i would defently would be frustrated enough for me to say "Screw this. I'm gonna go play Warface"
In CTF 2fort, you will see: Sentries on the intel room Snipers on the roof like usual Teleporters on spawn 2 Hoovys in a boxing match A Conga line Atleast 1 tryhard That guy who eats his mic That pyro who hates spies That Spy who hates Pyros The Weebs having a picnic Edit: More things you will see: The 2 guys helping each other to complete contracts The 5 soldiers saluting at Rick's statue The asian spy who backstabs those 5 soldiers The Myg0t bot of course Medic chain from red base to blue base Endangered Spy Crab Lime scout that will cap Fat Scout Guy who just chats way too much Edgy spy/sniper who helps the lime scout The guy who always says OwO Invincible Demopan The guys recreating The Heavy is dead The Pyroshark The adorable F2P The P2P who hates the F2P The other P2P who stops the angry P2P from bullying F2P The amazing Trolldier The more amazing flying Demoknight The most amazing Jetpack Pyro The engies in a banjo band Sir Lags-a-lot Edit 2, MORE PEOPLE: Civilian Pose army Guy with hentai on his sign Communist Heavy TTV_UA-camr Pink as hell Scout Fake Sandsmith TF2 Omega Ultimate Trader The f2p who cant use voice commands The p2p bragging that he can chat The Pyro that can airblast anything Drunk Demo The "I can bhop" trolldier
2:03 personally speaking, my favorite thing to do in capture the flag pubs is to set up a fully fledged sentry nest in the ENEMY intel room. I don’t cap, I just sit there and watch as confused players fall ass first onto my level three sentry. Until I inevitably and deservedly get destroyed by a demoman.
I have 1000 hours and i still haven’t gotten the achievement for completing a game of 2fort Edit: it’s been 4 years since i made this comment and I still don’t have it
Also, make it so the Intelligence timer isn't reset, but slowly increases depending on the time it's carried. For example, if there is 10 seconds left on the briefcase and a scout holds it for 5 seconds before dying, the briefcase will have a 15 second timer on it rather than the 30 second timer.
Capture the flag is my “lagging game-mode” which is a game-mode I go on to get rid of the lag I get when I start the game because I can just slam dunk a level 3 sentry in the intel room as I lag to hell in the corner of spawn. I then go play payload or control points when the lag is gone. Or I just stick around on it because everyone is memeing so I just think “it won’t hurt to just do the kazotsky kick for another hour right?”
my friend's first TF2 experience was CTF on 2fort many years ago. everything she experienced in that mode was her impression of the game as a whole - matches were too long, stalemates common, sniper (her fav class) seemed useless, etc. it took me a long time to convince her to play some payload with me last year, but now she really enjoys the game and we play often. ctf needs a damn timer haha
First of all, that intro was hilarious! Second, I was one of those noobs who started on CTF and would only play it for the longest time because, as you said, it was the most familiar. But after finally trying other game modes, I have to 100% agree with everything you said! Payload is officially my favorite mode to play because, as you said, it encourages mobility and trying different methods while CTF encourages staying in the same spot.
man i remember watching all these theorycrafting videos when they came out. everyone was so excited that valve had finally noticed that competitive tf2 was possible! there was going to be so much progress made! new and interesting ways to enjoy the game, or at least, streamlined, perfected old ways! but then reality reared its ugly head again: valve is dead.
i love that map. :3 the funny thing is that i hear the same guy talk about the hard learning curve that scares away new players. but new players get attracted to ctf maps of tf2... well see the problem there? but then again the fps community in general is toxic so just write ":D" every time you kill them and see salt getting all over the floor... i love that.
Most people don't play CTF to well capture the flag, it's simply a Deathmatch for fun. There's no meta, nobody really cares about the objective and at the end of the day most of the people there just wan to mess around with stupid things in a stupid way, CTF as a game mode is absouloute trash, yet played in the special way the community has decided on is incredibly fun
You put it perfectly. I play CTF, specifically and exclusively on Turbine, because I just like to fuck around. When I was obsessed with TF2, I'd play in the same server for up to fourteen hours straight and never got bored. It's just an endless deathmatch and so much stupid, funny shit happens that it was almost impossible for me to get bored of it.
Pedo Santa is coming to the booty! E também se perde muito tempo, praticamente muitas das pessoas que jogam no turbine acabam por sair "a meio" do jogo por aborrecimento.
Turbine is the shit my guy. When I didn't have a powerful computer ( Had a 14 year old Laptop) Turbine was there for me since it's the smallest map and the only map I could play on. I bought a map thing (forgot it's the name) to support Flobster, the creator of the map, I have 1200 hours and over 600 hours on Turbine so that map is extremely close to my heart.
Man look i can understand the whole shitty computer thing, Im still playing on a toaster, but that being said... TURBINE IS THE WORST MAP IN THE ENTIRELY OF TF2
I just play 2fort if I’m playing CTF so I can Loose cannon jump across the bridge One hit a sniper with the sign sit in the cornor and just delete snipers
@@vladgabrielmatei9128 na decent sniper can easily predict thermal pyro That why they are on my list of the second derpiest type of people on 2fort Nothing sadder then seeing them trying to get to you just to be air shot mid launch animation or landing at predictable spot
Meta Ford 70% of 2fort Sniper cant even kill an enemy moving in the air a lot, plus by your logic Demoman would also be easy to kill trying to go up to you don’t know why specifically Thermal Thruster
Lets be honest, people only play CTF to play deathmatch. Many casuals don't want to play the objective and there's nothing in CTF that forces players to play the objective. Which begs the question, why aren't there any good DM maps out there? Why beat around the bush when all CTF is good for is racking up frags?
Well, valve hides death match in the “alternative” ganemodes section, which means less people play it or even know it exists. This leads to long wait times for unfilled games, so people just ignore them and que up for ctf.
Many of my first matches in TF2 were CTF on 2Fort. It far outweighed other game-modes and maps. It was so repetitive, mind-numbingly simple and frustrating to see that neither team ever seemed to make any progress and many people were just fucking around. The map and mode made TF2 feel like an abandoned amateur project. It honestly made me want to quit. Eventually, I heard from others to just disable CTF from the list. I did, and suddenly I was having a ton of fun. The objectives were all doable and dependent on teamwork. I could get a lot better as a player and team-mate. I don't think I'd have continued playing if I hadn't done that.
i'd separate game modes into "Serious" (KotH, 5cp, Attack Defense, Payload) "Chill" (ctf, payload race, player destruction etc) and "Misc" (misc being the SUPER silly shit)
@@somefries3101 Exactly. I can't aim and really aren't too bothered about playing competitively so for me it's great to just Kazotsky kick with half the server for an hour and just have some fun
In overwatch it suffered from the exact same bullcrap, Bastions camping next to flag, Symmetra's turreting the entire area around the flag and Torb just building turrets. The only difference is that ends in an official stalemate, instead of an enjoyable team deathmatch fuckfest.
Agreed... imo, most of the old maps in tf2 were made for 12 players per teams, with around half of each team being defensive and the other half offensive.
Overwatch CTF was arguably worse. With only 6 players on a small map, 1 lost teamfight means the enemy team has a guaranteed flag cap. It was even possible to cheese the flag by doing something like playing Reinhardt and grabbing the flag then charging half the way back.
TheDream64 Were you able to do that at one point? I feel like that's something a lot of players do who played the game for a long time. But just started playing again recently
CTF was luckily not my first gamemode, but I do like it, occasionally. Usually it’s just fun to fight without doing the objectives, but back during the high point of bots, the entire other team was bots, so my team went full offensive and medics, with 3 heavy’s, 6 engineers, a 3 medics. We, unlike most CTF sessions, pushed forward with our sentries and heavy’s, cornering the snipers in their spawns, and as the Heavy’s protected the sentries along with the medics, us Engineers valiantly grabbed the Intelligence and won the game. That was my first 5,10,15,20 and 41 kill streaks and it was amazing. We didn’t cower from the bots, we pushed them to their base and won, and it was with the power of coordination. CTF is fun if you coordinate attacks, but it’s also fun just killing and goofing around. Nice video by the way!
This feels like a time capsule. Talking about competitive, mentioning update changes, hoping valve will change map lineups, its a perfect time capsule.
The last time I played Turbine on a pub, it went a little somethin' like this: >My friend goes engineer, and for whatever reason, puts his sentry on the cap point. >I go engineer, and just to humor him, I do the same. >The other engineer, who happened to put his sentry in the cap room, puts his sentry on the point as well. >My other friend goes engineer and does the same. >In minutes, the whole team (minus one pyro spychecker) was engineer. >We have a wall of metal around our intelligence. >The blues start to try and cap. >Border patrol says no. >They try again. A soldier and medic uber-push. >Border patrol says no. >A medic and a heavy uber-push. >Border patrol says no. >A spy tries to sap our sentries. >Immigration (our pyro) says no. >45 minutes pass. >Somehow, our wall crumbles and diminishes over time. >We all go scout and hella rush. >We have taken the enemy intelligence. >In under a minute, we capture. >Since we stayed in the capture room, we immediately have taken the enemy intelligence. >We have secured the enemy intelligence. >We have taken the enemy intelligence. >We have secured the enemy intelligence. >Red team wins. >Blue team gets mad and reports us. >My other friend got VAC'ed.
"Valve retroactively removed turbine from the competitive map rotation after r/tf2 called in a bomb threat to their offices" and people wonder why valve just won't touch this game anymore
Me and my friend were playing casual TF2 for the first time in ages earlier today and we were having a great time until we got to the 45 minute 2Fort match. We stopped after that.
Most times it will be a stalemate for 1-2 hours before some people get bored and start pushing the enemy base but someone will steal their intel three consecutive times in the span of like 10 minutes
god i remember when i was in a 2 fort server with my friend and he had finished a contract so he couldn't leave without removing it, the round proceeds to go another 5 hours with 2 caps on blue and 1 on red
“The community”. You mean payload players who don’t like playing ctf. Absolutely no one who plays ctf wants a timer. People get salty when a f2p scout caps three times and wins the game.
Honestly it’s because it’s so big and hard to maneuver around. However I personally don’t hate it because it’s fun to play on plus it doesn’t feel like a maze for me anymore.
I agree it feels like a maze but it isn't and I just get fucking lost in dead ends. The respawns are also really confusing. But it is better than Hydro lol
Liam Mc Cormick sneak a teleporter there, use the Erika effect and then just teleport to your base make a turret then warp back to enemy intel and put a turret in their capture point
@@scipio7994 oh no, its different on console version, you have to sneakily build in the enemys intel room and then DARE the enemy team to attack. quickly build a sentry and dispenser (dispensers cant be upgraded might I add) and just hope no one pops an uber.
@Arjun and Arnav Menon the Console version never gets the latest updates like Jungle Inferno, Scream Fortress or Smissmas. Maybe even an update before the Jungle Inferno. But thats just my thought
@@ThomasFarquhar2 If i were on the team that can't go to their own intel room, i would go Medic. However if i'm not... Then luckily one random player in the other team will pick Medic, a player who just joined to the match sees that there's no Medic on the team and decides to pick him or the entire team makes a push without a Medic and somehow destroy the sentry. Also, Sentries aren't that hard to destroy... If you're a Soldier you can use splash damage. If you're a demo you can use Sticky Bombs, If you're a Heavy and have The Second Banana you can destroy it (Banana's recharge time is quick). However if there's more than one Sentry or/and engineers, that's another story.
one time, i capped on hightower. 3 people had contracts to turn in, including me. i did get vote kicked, but i spent 2 hours doing the contract and i couldnt just let that effort go to waste
@@attackbrains2095 luckily i finished all my contracts when they came out so i just wanna play a long match in tf2, i dont wanna leave because lots of points so i try to cap and whole server be like "HES CAPPING KICK HIM"
Don't forget the "Hey, no capping" people I got kicked for holding the intel after my team capped twice. Kick player? Reason: Playing the game Anyhow, I think this game mode should and must have a time limit too. Otherwise, it'd be an endless kicking game instead.
Kiammyfy honestly depends what your team was doing, being friendly, yeah you get kicked. But if there just killing people then I don't see the point in that.
I still remember booting up 2fort in 2013. I'd engi rocket jump, and set up my sentry on top of the bridge (in front of the enemy base). I'd sit with my back to the corner and my rescue ranger out. They never Uber'd. I was so proud of myself.
i love it for the more casual feel, it feels more like a tdm almost, but with an objective, and gives a lot of screw around time, which has offerend some of the most humorous memories, but i will admit, i do wish people would take a step back from being a hoovie or dancing around, step back from just trying to get kills, and actually try to capture, i remember it being a lot more competitive a few years ago, but now, it drives me crazy how many people call out and say "dont cap!" when you are trying to actually win a round, it used to be a rare treasure when a ctf match turned goofy, but now it seems like its totally swapped
@@TrueFlameslinger Letting players carry their own Intel is another problem, because a heavy could carry it whilst being healed by a medic, and the other team would have an even harder time trying to cap it because theyre mobile, and will shoot whatever is shooting them
1:00 Yeah but what if your playing TF2 On a computer that is 10 years old and it runs Windows 10 and it gives you 5 frames per second? Did you think about that?
and i like the standing doing nothing thing because than i can just mess around the majority of the time. and because Messing around and dont caring too much about the objective is my favorite thing to do i love ctf. (but the crits when cap for me is the stupidiest idea ive ever seen for a mode in any game)
Crits are super stupid like: YOUR ARE ON AWSOME KILLSTRIEK YES KILL THEM ALL! (tryhard caps your intel) Critical hit in your face.... FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF............
From my experiences, ctf will either last a few minutes or a few hours.
Sounds like my one game of Payload Race, it was on Hightower.
if you're lucky, it'll be a 2v12 match with you on the losing team. if you're unlucky, OH BOY HERE WE GO 5 HOURS OF LEAVING THE GAME OPEN WHILE HAVING A NIGHT OUT AND YOU COME BACK TO FIND IT STILL 1V1 LIKE IT WAS 5 HOURS AGO WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE NEITHER TEAM NEEDS 11 ENGIES AND A MEDIC WHY WOULD YOU EVEN HAVE A MEDIC IF IT'S JUST 11 ENGIES ON EACH TEAM.
in retrospect, turrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrbine is actually better than turbine as long as you can establish a forward sentry nest/command post, both to stop those annoying spy-caps and so your heavies won't spend 10 minutes walking to the fight.
I hate CTF too, and I remember playing on 2FORT once where I was an Engineer and was defending the intelligence and I lived for 40mins and before I started defending the intelligence it was already going on for 20mins. No one had collected the intelligence yet and I had a few Scouts running in before dying instantly and I did finally die in the end, which was 40mins, by a Demoman who died instantly by a Sentry Gun not long after he killed me and then it went on for another 28mins before everyone just went "Fuck this" and all agreed to finish it off. Once we finished it off people chose 2FORT again and the people who where there since from the start freaked out and it went on for 30mins and I decided to leave.
I'm to scared to play with REAL PEOPLE.
Meanwhile
Me as a spy in Turbine cloaked in the enemy intelligence room for 10 minutes surrounded by sentries:
_This is fine_
instead of fire, the dog and the coffe i thought like this: sentrys, the invisible spy and the sapper.
and a pyro checking every corner on the intelligence room lmao
*insert random engi that uses wrangler as lasershow and accidentally discovers you*
If they're bad, sap their sentrys and make a run for it
@@duckaroo5763 there will be: the Intel campers **cough** (me)
To be fair, CTF is my go-to gamemode when I want to dick around and play a single game for 3 hours straight. Stalemates are kind of the reason I play that mode in the first place.
But yeah, for an actual competitive game it's trash.
True, I play tf2 very casually so I like CTF the most. CTF games are generally the longest and there is the option to play both offensively and defensively for both teams at any time.
SoundSmithTF2 Same here
The main CTF maps me and my friends dick around on is 2Fort and Doublecross, sometimes turbine, also, thanks for those stupid "Casual Meta" videos, it's gotten me and my friends to think up our own stupid strats and sometimes do your ones :)
Hey soundsmithtf2.
That's the same reason why I play CTF.
I'ts a map stereotype.
I love your hat stereotypes vids. I was there when you first started your channel. Keep it up bro.
The only reason i play CTF is cause when you play so much hours in one match, the lobby turns friendly
I like to just Ninjaneer to the enemy intel when that haopen then after a few minutes the hostility somehow restart and now i have a defense in the intel were my teammates can go cap and go instantly to the base
Friendlies are the worst part of tf2 even bots are better
@@liligote dw Liam we feel the same way about you tryhards ☺️
@@ShrR-ud3xv The difference is that one is being free food for stranges and one is playing the game
@@ShrR-ud3xv I can understand doing a goofy friendly moment every once in a while, but the heavies that sit around with a sandwich wasting a slot when my friend is trying to join can piss off.
When you run into a soldier while in the turbine vents. “Well, guess I’ll die.”
Or demo
Or sentry
Or rev’d up heavy
Basically anything but spy and medic
@@thecarl4085 lol the turbine vents are just wide enough so that if you are spy and collide with an enemy on your side, you can stab them and it somehow counts as a backstab
A soldier? Please huntsman is fucking deadly in those vents, I only ever go huntsman sniper in turbine
Guo Zhi Ong *demoknight with 4 heads*
"Engineers only build in the Intel room" *laughs in bridge sentry nest*
Or in the enemy's spawn.
@Henry_BG could've been me honestly, I remember raging at some snipers LOL
@Henry_BG idk bro, its been a while since I did that on 2fort, I can't really remember, did the engie you shoot had the word "your" as the first word in their name?
@Henry_BG shit
@@ThatSpicyDragon And all of that just goes down by a fucking weeb that gets invisible.
“Things are going to change” no major update in literally 1000 days
So inteligent
uuu
I think blue moon came out in 2018
so it's been 3 years
3 FUXKING YEARS
This video came out before Jungle Inferno.
Make that 1400
I see CTF as kind of like a playground mode. The games are really drawn out so it helps me experiment with different classes
true, it's so drawn out that you don't even have to sweat and worry about losing, making you want to play classes with gimmicky loadouts
Same
They are drawn out because TF2's implementation is made to make them long.
In most other games the CTF mode has a round timer (so you can win 1:0 on a 3 point match) and the flag returns back to base on touch (so that you don't have to camp on it in the open for a minute). And usually you can only get a point when your own flag is also at home.
That's about it, people more often goof around in CTF. It's far more laid back than Payload. As you said, you can experiment with other classes and the games are more drawn out. There's not so much of a sense of urgency.
same
>engineer main
>doesn't like CTF
Nobody saw that coming.
*abuses enemy intelligence*
>sniper main
>doesn't like 2fort
Anyone knows why
@@youremergencybleach8903 Graaaaghh!
Considering CTF is a engineer's main gamemode
*clears throat in engineer main nervously* Y-yeah totally like me!
I like CTF because it fulfills my dream of living through Trench warfare
I guess I found the reason why I like CTF so much. The long matches make it feel like a war between 2 sides, not just a small scrimmage.
Strange dream but aight good for you
Honestly I find it super fun to go through hours and hours of CTF kinda for this exact reason
Once I was playing Pyro on 2Fort and I had to tend to so many things at once - the snipers upstairs, the engineer downstairs, the sewer every time I saw someone fall into the water - but it was fun
And then somebody capped and we all lost
It was still fun though
@@whydoitrystuff If CTF was supposed to feel like a war, it should add four more players on each team, like some community servers do.
that's more dustbowl
*Those are bold words for somebody in backstab range*
Pls don't stab me I like my spine
Ouch my spine
Ahhhhhh this guy🤚👌
* screams in Russian * MY SPINE CYKA BLYAAAAAAAAA
Those are bold words for someone in flamethrower range.
Funfact :the real reason why Uncle Dane hates capture flag maps is because you get critical hits buff when you cap the flag.
@Maurice tbf you need some sort of reward for capping the intel, it gives the old dopamine receptors new material to work with
@@duncanchillake8024 you can barely take advantage of the crits if you were the one that capped, nobody is gonna be in your intel for you to insta kill with a crit.
@@shitanotosaurus fair point but in one of valve's patch notes (i don't remember which) they said the crits also discourage enemies from following the capper home, which means you don't get punished for successfully doing the objective
While i know valve's words usually never align with the game outside of theory, this one sounds pretty reasonable
@@duncanchillake8024 thats actually a fair point. although in maps like 2fort where out of position enemies get punished fairly easily since theres only two ways in and two ways out of the intel, you could argue its not needed since they'll likely die anyways on the way out.
@@duncanchillake8024the reward is winning, being able to instakill the enemy team on top of that is just a snowball effect
“Then they tealise theres no time limit. I can stand here all day! You make a move! No u”
Western front of WW1 oversimplified
RED: sends a scout to sneak cap the flag
the entirety of BLU: sacre BLUUUUUU
Meanwhile on the eastern front...
*Soviet uprising*
*Dead Russians comes back to life*
*Tsar of Russia being a bad boy*
*Russia going to surrender*
*Germans winning*
And I didn't even mention the whole Crits On Capture thing.
oh, yeah, that is bad.
Uncle Dane its cancerous
Run to Spawn, simple as that.
best intro and outro 10/10 would see video again
#Uncle Dane what is your favorite loadout
One time, When I was playing Engi (on 2fort), I forgot to do my math homework. Since my buildings were fully upgraded, all I had to do was just go use the Rancho Relaxo taunt, and pull it out.
The Monarch “Hey man, what type of music do you listen to while studying?”
“Oh, y’know, intel room sounds. “
@@nobleradical2158 The are oddly relaxing.
I was sick once so I just played capture the flag.
TOO RELATABLE. A few years back my dad told me to walk my dog at night, usually takes 30m to do it plus clean him up, but I was playing TF2. I was Scout, so I switched to Engie and told my buddy to be my pybro and I just rancho relaxo'd before leaving. By the time I was back 40m later, game was still going on and I hadn't died. Intel room was populated with six sentries, after all. One of the reasons I love CTF, as stupid as it is.
@@metatrontf don't you get kicked for inactivity after a while?
CTF feels like WW1. You either have massive offensives that barely do anything, or one side sweeps over the other like it's nothing.
"it's an even fight or it isn't" that's every gamemode moron
Damn, you're right
Either that or it's like the Christmas truce where both teams are playing soccer together or messing around with hoovies
good effort but i dont think anybody would ever want to watch a video essay on the state of tf2
FUNKe i would watch the shit out of that
FUNKe no one gives a FUNKe
Good point
FUNKe I WOULD... for uncle dan
FUNKe Today I learned that FUNKe and I both have enough time on our hands to watch Ancle Dan videos shortly after they're posted.
After watching this 5 times I've realized the engi was trying to remove the sapper at 2:35
Ohhh man, l feel bad for him :(
F2ps are the cutest creatures in TF2 I tell ya
He knew we was gonna die but he needed to save his teleporter
@annoying guy If this was the entry, he could have done what's called a pro gamer move.
@@sleepyc4ke
They suuuree are ;)
Engineers in other modes:let’s get creative!
Engineers in ctf: now let’s all agree to never be creative again!
CtF Engineer starter pack:
>Put Sentry, Dispenser and Teleporter's exit in Intel room
>Rancho Relaxo
>Shoot Spies once in a while
>Profit
New players: I want green team!
Valve: GREEN IS NOT A CREATIVE COLOR
@@SoldierMan755 Me: *Making shapes with gun holes*
My friends, trying to guess what im making: I can see a dog, i can see a frog!
@@gayahhbihh I can see a hat, I can see a cat
I can see a man with a baseball bat
I can see a dog, I can see a frog
I can see a ladder leaning on a log
Dont hug me im scared lets get creative
I've actually used CTF to teach some new players a couple times now. As turtle engie no less. Why? Because tf2 is chaotic, complicated and has lots of high skill veterans playing. CTF is the definition of a casual game mode. If I threw these newbies into a payload map, they'd be confused as to why they were dying and what they need to do to help.
CTF is simple. The object barely matteres and when you have players who don't even know how to make buildings yet, the object is the last thing they need to worry about. CTF is perfect for learning the basics in a casual, low pressure environment with other players who are either new or just messing around. That's the best you'll get when this game doesn't actually have a tutorial.
The only reason CTF is so casual is because there is no deathmatch mode. Which by definition would be the most casual mode without any objectives besides killing.
CTF in general is a rather tactical mode, knowing when to push or defend, which route to take, how much resources to commit to a push and what to hold back to defend the own flag.
TF2 just implements it in a very nothing happens way.
As someone who basically learned everything while playing in a 24/7 CTF turbine skial server, this is so true.
That CTF server basically feels like home to me now since, while casual was overrun with bots, I could go there to get some fun play time in and slowly get better.
I am so glad that my first game was on 2 fort. If not, i would defently would be frustrated enough for me to say "Screw this. I'm gonna go play Warface"
@@HappyBeezerStudios"there is no dm" Watergate:
Selbyen:
I kill f2p heavy’s who just installed the game. As sniper.
Uncle Dane: CTF lasts forever
Hightower: *hold my beer*
*_HIGHERTOWER_* - Amatours
@@Yaboibarel actually,i have seen highertower's ending,but never hightower's ending
@@lestranger7440 i did it, with heavy and his steel guantelets
Been playing for a decade and I can assure you, I've only finished a full game of Hightower enough times where I can count my wins on my fingers
I got 1 or more hour(s) on 2fort
In CTF 2fort, you will see:
Sentries on the intel room
Snipers on the roof like usual
Teleporters on spawn
2 Hoovys in a boxing match
A Conga line
Atleast 1 tryhard
That guy who eats his mic
That pyro who hates spies
That Spy who hates Pyros
The Weebs having a picnic
Edit: More things you will see:
The 2 guys helping each other to complete contracts
The 5 soldiers saluting at Rick's statue
The asian spy who backstabs those 5 soldiers
The Myg0t bot of course
Medic chain from red base to blue base
Endangered Spy Crab
Lime scout that will cap
Fat Scout
Guy who just chats way too much
Edgy spy/sniper who helps the lime scout
The guy who always says OwO
Invincible Demopan
The guys recreating The Heavy is dead
The Pyroshark
The adorable F2P
The P2P who hates the F2P
The other P2P who stops the angry P2P from bullying F2P
The amazing Trolldier
The more amazing flying Demoknight
The most amazing Jetpack Pyro
The engies in a banjo band
Sir Lags-a-lot
Edit 2, MORE PEOPLE:
Civilian Pose army
Guy with hentai on his sign
Communist Heavy
TTV_UA-camr
Pink as hell Scout
Fake Sandsmith TF2
Omega Ultimate Trader
The f2p who cant use voice commands
The p2p bragging that he can chat
The Pyro that can airblast anything
Drunk Demo
The "I can bhop" trolldier
lol
This list is so unbelievably accurate.
@@Astroyune Yeah the every f*cking game of CTF_2Fort
And of course that one cloaked spy in the enemy intel room that knows that uncloaking will get him rekt by the engineer
Ah... The ocean
I’ve seen a sniper in 2fort in the water, in the corner..?
New strat
What a god
Rip jarate
Not to mention that one spawn-camping sniper who hangs out in the grate-room and quicksopes everyone. He's fun
@@charlesquinton9127 what the hell have you been through
2:03 personally speaking, my favorite thing to do in capture the flag pubs is to set up a fully fledged sentry nest in the ENEMY intel room. I don’t cap, I just sit there and watch as confused players fall ass first onto my level three sentry. Until I inevitably and deservedly get destroyed by a demoman.
honestly I just taunt, but if people taunt with me I lead them into an army of level 3 sentries
Build an exit teleporter in a hidem slot in the enemy intel
Killbind
Make a tp entrance at spawn
make the enterance when you spawn then go to their base to build the exit@@denifnaf5874
CTF has 1 purpose: Being an endless TDM
Loïc Boiteux YAY
Loïc Boiteux Even then, it is less fun than player destruction.
But Hightower does it better
trutru
Loïc Boiteux yes
I have 1000 hours and i still haven’t gotten the achievement for completing a game of 2fort
Edit: it’s been 4 years since i made this comment and I still don’t have it
What 9999fort?f
Declan Perry you don’t get the joke?
Declan Perry he means that every singe game he has played on 2Fort has never ended for him bc it’s asked so long
And all 1000 hours have been on 2fort
@@Paper_Brain Acctualy they were all on idle servers
I once had a 2fort game that lasted three hours, there were cheers when I (as medic) capped the last intel
This is so real. I heal someone on 2fort as a medic, we get to enemy courtyard and my pocket just goes to spawncamp and I have to get the intel
U don't cap on 2fort lol
@@xyzzy-dv6te.
Melonenyoshi it wasn’t that there wasn’t people trying to cap, we all were, but well... engineers
Once i had a game of 2fort that was 6 hours long i was sweaty as fuck after it.
I can agree with this, I was able to make a level three nest in the intel. The ENEMY INTEL and I had only played for 45min
I love doing that
PURPLE GUY?
If I can get a tele exit in enemy intel, I can do major Eureka Effect trollage and win in minutes
How about:
Intel return set to 30 seconds
Standing near or on speeds this up depending on your cap rate.
Königstiger no too
This doesn't really address Dane's criticism, is the thing. Because it would still encourage the whole team to go back and defend the intel
@@jellywizard not really, if you have a pain train demo or soldier they could go alone to retrieve it, plus it makes the pain train more viable
They should just make it like every other ctf since the dawn of time and give it a touch return.
Also, make it so the Intelligence timer isn't reset, but slowly increases depending on the time it's carried. For example, if there is 10 seconds left on the briefcase and a scout holds it for 5 seconds before dying, the briefcase will have a 15 second timer on it rather than the 30 second timer.
Y'know what this team needs?
*MORE SNIPERS.*
Sniping's a good job, mate.
I guarantee you’ll not go angry
@@samuelshock6292 underated comment
cus at the end of the day
@@giantcoffemug if there's two
I find that there’s always one pub stomper on one of the teams that just annihilate everyone and wins the game single-handedly
Only when everyone on the other team is friendly
Either the guy is cheating, our team is friendly or more unproblable... he is a god like.
Or has a medic gf
CTF is like the ultimate “one more game”
Hey, I ONLY play 2fort and I turned out fine!
*builds in intel room*
Hey I only play 2fort and I turned out fine
*Rages in chat because tryhards are Killing friendlies*
Hey, I ONLY play 2Fort and I turned out fine
*Snipes on the most overused spot*
Hey, I only played on 2fort and i turned out fine!
*Completely clueless to a spy de cloaking and disguising as me*
Ain't 2fort the best map for a engineer
*Builds in enemy intel room*
I've done that so much lol
Capture the flag is my “lagging game-mode” which is a game-mode I go on to get rid of the lag I get when I start the game because I can just slam dunk a level 3 sentry in the intel room as I lag to hell in the corner of spawn. I then go play payload or control points when the lag is gone. Or I just stick around on it because everyone is memeing so I just think “it won’t hurt to just do the kazotsky kick for another hour right?”
I never does hurt, does it?
Oooh so not only me and my crappy pc have the extreme lag when I start the game
@@vivelespatat2670 I love playing videogames in my 2009 lenovo laptop
@@maestrofeli4259 HOLY SHIT SAME BRAND
@@vivelespatat2670 my ancient laptop hates TF2 lmao
"TF2, believe it or not has nine classes"
oh i didnt know that
D1S EAS3 me too, i thought there were only 8 classes
I tough you could choose 10 classes
i thought there were only 4 classes
ÜBERDEKAHEXATRON X nah theres only 8
scout
soldier
pyro
demoman
heavy
engi
-medic-
sniper
spy
Disbelief Angel Statue becoz medics done exists
my friend's first TF2 experience was CTF on 2fort many years ago. everything she experienced in that mode was her impression of the game as a whole - matches were too long, stalemates common, sniper (her fav class) seemed useless, etc. it took me a long time to convince her to play some payload with me last year, but now she really enjoys the game and we play often. ctf needs a damn timer haha
Nice.
“Valve retroactively removes Turbine from the competitive map rotation after r/tf2 called in a bomb threat on their offices.”
It takes bomb threats to get Valve to fix something? Damn
yes
Reconfigure WHYYYYYYYYY
r/tf2 is truly the worst thing in existence
@@kedarunzi9139 "The 'r/tf2 sent bomb threats to Valve' thing was a joke by the way" twitter.com/danekevincook/status/809952469111320576?lang=en
First of all, that intro was hilarious!
Second, I was one of those noobs who started on CTF and would only play it for the longest time because, as you said, it was the most familiar. But after finally trying other game modes, I have to 100% agree with everything you said! Payload is officially my favorite mode to play because, as you said, it encourages mobility and trying different methods while CTF encourages staying in the same spot.
You took the words right out of my fingers on the keyboard.
Matthias Haydon Sounds painful.
Awsome2464 Q
Awsome2464 Third of all, nobody gives a shit of your opinion
I barely play CTF anymore
Uncle Dane: change can happen
Valve employee: *laughs*
i whant to like but its 69...
Sunny same
@@ZackSantiago You can like now
man i remember watching all these theorycrafting videos when they came out. everyone was so excited that valve had finally noticed that competitive tf2 was possible! there was going to be so much progress made! new and interesting ways to enjoy the game, or at least, streamlined, perfected old ways!
but then reality reared its ugly head again: valve is dead.
7:12 Oh hey Valve listened when we made a bomb threat!… *Dies to a random crit*
Man I hate random crits… Wait a sec.
Right after this I played some CTF on turbine
okay
i love that map. :3 the funny thing is that i hear the same guy talk about the hard learning curve that scares away new players. but new players get attracted to ctf maps of tf2... well see the problem there? but then again the fps community in general is toxic so just write ":D" every time you kill them and see salt getting all over the floor... i love that.
blueshue 1989 what
Most people don't play CTF to well capture the flag, it's simply a Deathmatch for fun. There's no meta, nobody really cares about the objective and at the end of the day most of the people there just wan to mess around with stupid things in a stupid way, CTF as a game mode is absouloute trash, yet played in the special way the community has decided on is incredibly fun
Wonder why isn't there just a team deathmatch in the first place if ctf isn't ctf anymore
You put it perfectly. I play CTF, specifically and exclusively on Turbine, because I just like to fuck around. When I was obsessed with TF2, I'd play in the same server for up to fourteen hours straight and never got bored. It's just an endless deathmatch and so much stupid, funny shit happens that it was almost impossible for me to get bored of it.
"STOP CAPPING FFS"
Right? All I want in CTF is to get some kills or do something stupid.
this is true, i only play ctf on community servers because it's the best place to dick around and practice, also i get to chat (in my opinion)
Play Turbine on a 16vs16 server. The chaos of it is absolutely amazing.
Porra não sabia que era br.
turbine é o melhor mapa pra mata-mata sem nenhum obejtivo real...
Pedo Santa is coming to the booty! E também se perde muito tempo, praticamente muitas das pessoas que jogam no turbine acabam por sair "a meio" do jogo por aborrecimento.
Jairo, the Cow Há pessoas que acham turbine divertido por alguma razão.
Jairo, the Cow Translation pls
CTF feels like No Man's Land, especially on 2fort.
Turbine is the shit my guy. When I didn't have a powerful computer ( Had a 14 year old Laptop) Turbine was there for me since it's the smallest map and the only map I could play on. I bought a map thing (forgot it's the name) to support Flobster, the creator of the map, I have 1200 hours and over 600 hours on Turbine so that map is extremely close to my heart.
Same
I bought a map stamp for watchtower, an arena map that i used to play on a community VSH server
I can literally relate 100% to this
Man look i can understand the whole shitty computer thing, Im still playing on a toaster, but that being said... TURBINE IS THE WORST MAP IN THE ENTIRELY OF TF2
@@dwayne1625 it isnt, 2fort IS the worst map.
dude this video is entirely wrong.. like completely...
you're saying santa is my stepdad in a beard???
I DON'T EVEN HAVE A STEPDAD WHO IS IT
Gabriel Shepard oh yeah I forgot I had an uncle with my cousin.
Gabriel Shepard a
Clever Studios
'an'.
Ur mum I had to say it man I has toooo
4:46 Medic: Good In Pretty Much Every Situation
Medic is the best TF2 class confirmed
I mean, yeah
If you really think about it, yeah.
A team requires a medic to survive and a medic requires a team to survive
Exept 1v1s
@E H *laughs in melee crits*
*Me playing capture the flag on the 2Fort map because any other que takes forever*
I just play 2fort if I’m playing CTF so I can
Loose cannon jump across the bridge
One hit a sniper with the sign
sit in the cornor and just delete snipers
Try pyro thermal thruster
that's me but with the skull cutter
Same, kanna.
@@vladgabrielmatei9128 na decent sniper can easily predict thermal pyro
That why they are on my list of the second derpiest type of people on 2fort
Nothing sadder then seeing them trying to get to you just to be air shot mid launch animation or landing at predictable spot
Meta Ford 70% of 2fort Sniper cant even kill an enemy moving in the air a lot, plus by your logic Demoman would also be easy to kill trying to go up to you don’t know why specifically Thermal Thruster
please use this intro for every other video
Aye it would be better for the second channel
0/10 no earrape 8yr olds
what
robbie scalloni
and outro
Can we have uncle dane at home
We have uncle dane at home
Uncle dane at home: 0:09
Uncle dane at home: sentry goin up
@@dixietf2 Uncle dane at the streets:Teleporter goin' up
The fun part is when you successfully build a sentry in the ENEMY intel while a teammate simultaniously steals the briefcase.
That intro almost made me shit my myself of laughter
i think they have a cure for that
William Jørgensen Same
10/10 intro
geraldesguerra XDDD
Lets be honest, people only play CTF to play deathmatch. Many casuals don't want to play the objective and there's nothing in CTF that forces players to play the objective.
Which begs the question, why aren't there any good DM maps out there? Why beat around the bush when all CTF is good for is racking up frags?
Moldy Carrot and thus Hightower was born
Well, valve hides death match in the “alternative” ganemodes section, which means less people play it or even know it exists. This leads to long wait times for unfilled games, so people just ignore them and que up for ctf.
Jensen Bartel deathmatch is in the alternative section I didn’t know that, unless your referring to player destruction?
Mr.Nickname well yeah, player destruction is the “deathmach” mode, with the goal revolving around killing people.
Jensen Bartel well you still need to place all of those things you get from killing people into the ufo
Many of my first matches in TF2 were CTF on 2Fort. It far outweighed other game-modes and maps. It was so repetitive, mind-numbingly simple and frustrating to see that neither team ever seemed to make any progress and many people were just fucking around. The map and mode made TF2 feel like an abandoned amateur project.
It honestly made me want to quit. Eventually, I heard from others to just disable CTF from the list. I did, and suddenly I was having a ton of fun. The objectives were all doable and dependent on teamwork. I could get a lot better as a player and team-mate.
I don't think I'd have continued playing if I hadn't done that.
🤓
@@deathahoy8971🤡
@@DeadHandtheSurvivor 🍆
1:55 holy BALLS! God tier transition.
*1:54
It’s alright.
It isn't the worst since it gives tf2 players a more relaxing way to play it, you don't nearly have to do as much so it's very chill.
Also, it is doesn't rush you with the time limit and it lets people have fun time by taunting and everything
Ctf should be made maybe into a alternate gamemode then if really the maps are just used by friendlies or turtles.
i'd separate game modes into "Serious" (KotH, 5cp, Attack Defense, Payload) "Chill" (ctf, payload race, player destruction etc) and "Misc" (misc being the SUPER silly shit)
Danes a bit more of a serious player so idk...
@@somefries3101 Exactly. I can't aim and really aren't too bothered about playing competitively so for me it's great to just Kazotsky kick with half the server for an hour and just have some fun
Duh it is. I thought we were all playing it ironically...
I find it's the best game mode to get points in. The endless matches makes it very easy to farm kills.
Guy nah that's Hightower.
I was on a 2 hour game of ctf on 2fort. It's just an unending quagmire every time. Loved it.
The whole point of ctf is that your team has to attack and defend at the same time, it shouldn't be for less then 9 player teams.
grfrog you can play ctf in overwatch and it's always 6v6. It can work, if the players like Dane had a better mentality.
It was an arcade gamemode, you can't play it right now. Instead of insulting his mentality try having some actual arguments.
In overwatch it suffered from the exact same bullcrap, Bastions camping next to flag, Symmetra's turreting the entire area around the flag and Torb just building turrets. The only difference is that ends in an official stalemate, instead of an enjoyable team deathmatch fuckfest.
Agreed... imo, most of the old maps in tf2 were made for 12 players per teams, with around half of each team being defensive and the other half offensive.
Overwatch CTF was arguably worse. With only 6 players on a small map, 1 lost teamfight means the enemy team has a guaranteed flag cap. It was even possible to cheese the flag by doing something like playing Reinhardt and grabbing the flag then charging half the way back.
Me: *Plays as Engie, Infiltrates into the enemy base to their Intel room and sets a tele exit*
Also me:
*Does that on 2Fort*
whatcha gotta do is put an entrance back to your intel there instead
TheDream64 Were you able to do that at one point? I feel like that's something a lot of players do who played the game for a long time. But just started playing again recently
It's a teleporter EXIT, not the ENTRANCE
Things are now in motaion that cannot be undone.
turbine is a shitty map until you play it with 32 players
then it's just fucking chaos
Operation Metro 64 players? lmao
all capture the flag maps are cool to play with 32 players
Capture the flag is the most fun gamemode and maps to dick around with , but for actually playing the objective they are easily the worst.
CTF was luckily not my first gamemode, but I do like it, occasionally. Usually it’s just fun to fight without doing the objectives, but back during the high point of bots, the entire other team was bots, so my team went full offensive and medics, with 3 heavy’s, 6 engineers, a 3 medics. We, unlike most CTF sessions, pushed forward with our sentries and heavy’s, cornering the snipers in their spawns, and as the Heavy’s protected the sentries along with the medics, us Engineers valiantly grabbed the Intelligence and won the game. That was my first 5,10,15,20 and 41 kill streaks and it was amazing. We didn’t cower from the bots, we pushed them to their base and won, and it was with the power of coordination. CTF is fun if you coordinate attacks, but it’s also fun just killing and goofing around. Nice video by the way!
Very close to why I think the game mode is the worst in TF2. but not quite. in the next few weeks I'll put up a vid with my take on it.
MrPaladin looking forward for it
MrPaladin you didnt do as cool of a intro has dane
As*
Thought you quit tf2 you little shit
MrPaladin Are you a fan paladin I just watched 10 vids rn xd
Uncle Dane: Nooo you just cant stay in The same place The whole Game they Will kill you
Engis: Haha rancho relaxo goes brrr brrr
@@n3bloons23 Haha Brr jokes go BRRRRRR
No matter how smug we act the demomen will always blow up our shit
@@n3bloons23 hahahahahahahah brrrrr brrrrr brrrr
@@beep6205 lol
@@lordoftoasters2748 me when wrangler + rescue ranger
Nah, I literally put a teleporter exit at enemy intel without being caught
*sneak 100*
"This is my intel room now!"
I almost always do that. Better that standing still waiting for some random Spy to all the progress you made.
Oh, dude, you have no idea how many nests that I've done in enemy bases.
WEak, I place ALL my shit there.
enemy heavy: do you hear that
enemy demo: nah probably just wind.
*Metal wasting intensifies*
This feels like a time capsule. Talking about competitive, mentioning update changes, hoping valve will change map lineups, its a perfect time capsule.
0:09 Hidden Footage of Uncle Dane abusing enemy teams briefcase (2016 colourized)
Sexually Harassing a Suitcase
@@jayannyararebecca5544 horrible, ain't it
🤣
TʜᴇAʀᴄᴛɪᴄ xD
CTF really sucks when you play it, but no one wants to leave because of the accumulated experience points.
Or the contracts
Lots of people find it really fun though. like me
Bold to assume I care about xp
correct
The last time I played Turbine on a pub, it went a little somethin' like this:
>My friend goes engineer, and for whatever reason, puts his sentry on the cap point.
>I go engineer, and just to humor him, I do the same.
>The other engineer, who happened to put his sentry in the cap room, puts his sentry on the point as well.
>My other friend goes engineer and does the same.
>In minutes, the whole team (minus one pyro spychecker) was engineer.
>We have a wall of metal around our intelligence.
>The blues start to try and cap.
>Border patrol says no.
>They try again. A soldier and medic uber-push.
>Border patrol says no.
>A medic and a heavy uber-push.
>Border patrol says no.
>A spy tries to sap our sentries.
>Immigration (our pyro) says no.
>45 minutes pass.
>Somehow, our wall crumbles and diminishes over time.
>We all go scout and hella rush.
>We have taken the enemy intelligence.
>In under a minute, we capture.
>Since we stayed in the capture room, we immediately have taken the enemy intelligence.
>We have secured the enemy intelligence.
>We have taken the enemy intelligence.
>We have secured the enemy intelligence.
>Red team wins.
>Blue team gets mad and reports us.
>My other friend got VAC'ed.
if you're really telling the truth, vac ban is shit man
yeah man
Don't think you can get vac'd from reports... and if you can, and he does, you can probably find a way to appeal the vac ban.
he had already been VAC'ed 2 times before for messing with lmaobox so he just made a new account
VAC is anticheat. You cant get a VAC for just getting reported.
I smell fake.
"Valve retroactively removed turbine from the competitive map rotation after r/tf2 called in a bomb threat to their offices" and people wonder why valve just won't touch this game anymore
WTF
*failing to understand a joke
i'm sorry what?
@@rua5910 How was a bomb threat a joke?
@@Sournale
Idk
Me and my friend were playing casual TF2 for the first time in ages earlier today and we were having a great time until we got to the 45 minute 2Fort match. We stopped after that.
Wow only 45 minutes?
Damn y’all lucky
45 minutes?? That's nothing compared to the usual CTF match lap.
Most times it will be a stalemate for 1-2 hours before some people get bored and start pushing the enemy base but someone will steal their intel three consecutive times in the span of like 10 minutes
@@CRRNCRW I played 2fort for 4 hours yesterday. But it wasn't the journey, it was the friends we made along the way
god i remember when i was in a 2 fort server with my friend and he had finished a contract so he couldn't leave without removing it, the round proceeds to go another 5 hours with 2 caps on blue and 1 on red
so basically tf2 ctf is the same as the western front in ww1
kalibos ye
kalibos I guess that logic makes Payload tge Callipoli Front
Battlefortress q
sinancothebest There's no C in Gallipoli. lel
The community: we need a timer for CTF maps!
Valve: you mean Powerhouse right?
“The community”. You mean payload players who don’t like playing ctf. Absolutely no one who plays ctf wants a timer. People get salty when a f2p scout caps three times and wins the game.
@@MANTHELEXUS No I mean people who play ctf
@@MANTHELEXUS You aren't "Playing CTF" you're either fucking around or playing endless team death match.
As a 2fort CTF player I agree
Capture the flag players when someone captures the flag.
Pretend you get the briefcase. 2 seconds later, the entire other team is engineer each with a lvl 3 turret
I replayed the intro like 19 times
Suppipe 0:09
I replayed it like 100+ times
Uncle Dane: himself
Luggage: Capture the Flag matches
'Guess that'll do'
“That’s my suitcase dude”
I play ctf mostly because try hards are less of a thing
Also friendlies
same
I played CTF and I mainly encountered Hoovies
@@kichiroumitsurugi4363 I mostly play CTF to kill hoovies. Their rage in chat is endless entertainment.
I accidentally hit one in the middle of the firefight and I instantly apologize afterwards
Flip Janson thats rude
I hate the Steel map. The whole thing is a giant freaking maze and you don't know where you are half the time.
*Sees a sign that points to the different control points* SUCH A MAZE!
Honestly it’s because it’s so big and hard to maneuver around. However I personally don’t hate it because it’s fun to play on plus it doesn’t feel like a maze for me anymore.
I agree it feels like a maze but it isn't and I just get fucking lost in dead ends. The respawns are also really confusing. But it is better than Hydro lol
@@mamamiazakaria7481 off the top of my head, I can only think of 2 dead ends. Both of them are areas for red snipers.
@@connorthompson66 then I keep repeating my mistakes then but still that fucking map hurts head
4:41 "bad in long ranges"
*hold my deto jumps and deto snipes.*
Flare gun:
in ctf my brother likes to build in the enemy's intel room. that never gets old.
Liam Mc Cormick sneak a teleporter there, use the Erika effect and then just teleport to your base make a turret then warp back to enemy intel and put a turret in their capture point
@@scipio7994 oh no, its different on console version, you have to sneakily build in the enemys intel room and then DARE the enemy team to attack. quickly build a sentry and dispenser (dispensers cant be upgraded might I add) and just hope no one pops an uber.
the french engineer do people still play on console?
Oh thats a ninjaneer!
@Arjun and Arnav Menon the Console version never gets the latest updates like Jungle Inferno, Scream Fortress or Smissmas. Maybe even an update before the Jungle Inferno. But thats just my thought
Personally I love those moments in CTF where we hold the Intel, but not just ours. It's just thrilling barely surviving an enemy push and rebuilding.
3:04
"You know what I'm saying?"
"Ah."
“Things will change” oh Dane. You funny man, you funny naive man.
How to prevent enemies capping in CTF
Put the sentry in the enemies intel room, can’t cap with a red sentry in the blu base
Muselk described that strategy as "Mexican Standoff" They can't get in but you can't get out
@@saulesalejos4483 haha eureka effect go zoom
Pal, have you ever heard of an Übercharge before?
@@beggarsbazooka9517 *laughs in casual class selections*
@@ThomasFarquhar2 If i were on the team that can't go to their own intel room, i would go Medic. However if i'm not... Then luckily one random player in the other team will pick Medic, a player who just joined to the match sees that there's no Medic on the team and decides to pick him or the entire team makes a push without a Medic and somehow destroy the sentry.
Also, Sentries aren't that hard to destroy... If you're a Soldier you can use splash damage. If you're a demo you can use Sticky Bombs, If you're a Heavy and have The Second Banana you can destroy it (Banana's recharge time is quick).
However if there's more than one Sentry or/and engineers, that's another story.
me playing ctf: Can we cap now?
the entire server: NO
me playing hightower: Its been 2 hours can we cap?
the entire server: WHAT? NO
bruh you legit go on hightower to cap? lmaooooooooooo
Gray just disable ctf and Hightower when you queue
@@Graysoneli2 i eventually cap when its been 2 hours and payload sitting in the middle yes
one time, i capped on hightower. 3 people had contracts to turn in, including me. i did get vote kicked, but i spent 2 hours doing the contract and i couldnt just let that effort go to waste
@@attackbrains2095 luckily i finished all my contracts when they came out so i just wanna play a long match in tf2, i dont wanna leave because lots of points so i try to cap and whole server be like "HES CAPPING KICK HIM"
Don't forget the "Hey, no capping" people
I got kicked for holding the intel after my team capped twice.
Kick player? Reason: Playing the game
Anyhow, I think this game mode should and must have a time limit too. Otherwise, it'd be an endless kicking game instead.
Kiammyfy honestly depends what your team was doing, being friendly, yeah you get kicked. But if there just killing people then I don't see the point in that.
ikr, just like in Hightower. It may be funny at first, but after an hour of stalemate, it's annoying.
Thou shalt not cap.
I understand people not wanting to cap, but kicking teammates for capping is asinine, especially in casual when some people want to complete contracts
7:11Ah. Good to see that reditors never changed...
I still remember booting up 2fort in 2013. I'd engi rocket jump, and set up my sentry on top of the bridge (in front of the enemy base). I'd sit with my back to the corner and my rescue ranger out. They never Uber'd. I was so proud of myself.
Dane, are you my stepdad in a fake beard
that rasist
kek
i love it for the more casual feel, it feels more like a tdm almost, but with an objective, and gives a lot of screw around time, which has offerend some of the most humorous memories, but i will admit, i do wish people would take a step back from being a hoovie or dancing around, step back from just trying to get kills, and actually try to capture, i remember it being a lot more competitive a few years ago, but now, it drives me crazy how many people call out and say "dont cap!" when you are trying to actually win a round, it used to be a rare treasure when a ctf match turned goofy, but now it seems like its totally swapped
I thought i was losing it thinking of it. It’s kinda like how flat wings are more preferred than drum wings all of a sudden
0:09 why is nobody talking about the hilarious intro he just did?
0:10 He's trying not to laugh
ITS THE HUMP DISPENSA
TRY NOT TO LAUGH! Dane 2018 Funny CTF Moments Don't Laugh Or Smile
There's actually a console command that makes a dropped intelligence breifcase return once a player on the respective team touches it.
I feel like maybe it'd be cool if, to return the Intel outside of the cool down, you'd have to drag it back to your own Intel room.
@@TrueFlameslinger Letting players carry their own Intel is another problem, because a heavy could carry it whilst being healed by a medic, and the other team would have an even harder time trying to cap it because theyre mobile, and will shoot whatever is shooting them
Better idea how about the intel stays on the ground 30 seconds instead of 60 seconds
@@MoltenSkull Still a problem, since people spawn faster than 30 seconds
@@MoltenSkull there are actually servers that have that in place
1:00 Yeah but what if your playing TF2 On a computer that is 10 years old and it runs Windows 10 and it gives you 5 frames per second?
Did you think about that?
Yeah..... Its still a terrible at teaching newbies though
@@unknownuser8967 for fucks sake keep the noobies in CTF until they learn how to use WASD
You should be happy that you get to use Windows 7
The 3 outcomes of CTF
1. Over in 2 minutes
2. Over in 3 hours
3. Friendly utopia
For some reason I really enjoy big long stalemates
+GlitchyShadow me too
GlitchyShadow Me too except for the fact that I will play for 8 hours and forget to shower
If you take CTF seriously, that's a problem.
i like the non time thing because the sooner the match ends the sooner ill have to return to that endless matchmaking screen.
and i like the standing doing nothing thing because than i can just mess around the majority of the time. and because Messing around and dont caring too much about the objective is my favorite thing to do i love ctf. (but the crits when cap for me is the stupidiest idea ive ever seen for a mode in any game)
Crits are super stupid like:
YOUR ARE ON AWSOME KILLSTRIEK YES KILL THEM ALL!
(tryhard caps your intel)
Critical hit in your face....
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF............
What I think Valve should do is add a time limit to CTF maps in competitive, while casual CTF should remain time limitless.
Who plays CTF in competitive
@@junkyardtocancer4529 people who Like turbine
Who plays Competitive?