Once I was a Heavy on 2fort at the bottom of the enemy base's sewer stairwell at about 14 health without banana or sandvich, and then an teammate Engineer without any cosmetics walked up to me and built a dispenser, God bless that man
One of the best feelings as Engie is when you just slapped down a level 1 dispenser somewhere and you off to find more metal, only to come back to find some grateful 30 health demoman slowly healing off of it
@@boomeronet7888 I find the teleporter is much more gratifying, because my team sucks, and racking up those support points and looking at that nice 32 teleports is satisfying.
2:57 the quick fix is the medic's original prototype of the stock medigun; after its first ubercharge in the meet the medic short, the quick fix was unstable enough to be damaged that it couldn't work anymore. the medic reverse engineered the quick fix to have its faster healing ubercharge attribute, and went on to develop the far more reliable and stable stock medigun this is real. it's in the lore
mention that destroying dispenser leaves parts that give 50% ammo that is a good way to get quick ammo but is a risky play. i want this up there because its a useful tip
I am heavy dispenser guy, and these, are my stats, I weigh one hundred fifty kilograms and dispense two hundred dollar, custom tooled cartridges at 40 rounds per second. It cost two hundred metal to upgrade me, for twelve seconds...
I am Heavy Engi Guy, and this is my sentry. It costs 130 ammo and can be leveled up to lvl 3 and fire three hundred dollar custom made spike tipped rockets at 4 per 5 seconds (not accurate info) . It costs 400 metal to fully upgrade it for 24 seconds. (none of this is really accurate)
Shoutout to Dane for not only making an informative video but also making it VISUALLY interesting. He could've easily made all his points while talking over some random gameplay, but instead he went out of his way to put little animations, clever camera cuts, and funny replays in the video to demonstrate his points better. Nice work.
GUYS watch my last video i found two hackers and i need you to find them and report them, because of cunts like those hackers TF2 will die, looks like Valve does not care about hackers, its on the community to save the game
"don't put your dispenser ON TOP of a health pack or you can't pick them up" I sometimes like to do that to ammo packs or medpacks, if I don't think I will need them myself. It's a tiny hindrance to enemy spies but also enemy scouts/soldiers who step behind the front lines. If they want the health/ammo, they have to destroy your dispenser. This will alert you and possibly your team. They may also need to reload to do that. It may seem like no big deal to reload 2-3 shots, but if you're burning or retreating from a fight with low health, then having to destroy a dispenser before grabbing some health can be a huge problem. You're giving dispenser armor to a medpack.
You're also taking that medpack away from your teammates, though. It's gotta be quite the balancing act to figure out whether it's more likely to be useful than harmful.
@@maximsavage Not really, your own buildings only block you but your teammates can walk right through. At worst, you make it a little harder for them to see if the healthpack has already respawned, but they usually clip through the dispenser. People will usually pick it up just from running too close to the dispenser.
Dispensers also helps other engineers build other dispensers which save lives faster, upgrading sentries and teleporters faster that makes getting kills and winning games faster. So thank you dispensers!
Actually, engineers drop their metal count on death. So if you kill an engie with only 1 metal, if you pick up their medium ammo pack, you only get one metal. So it is totally possible to get 200 metal from a medium pack.
Watch the video. Get motivated to actually do good in the game with engie. Do terrible. Try training. Do terrible. Close TF2, leave it alone for a few days. Repeat.
Actually, it's been stated that the Quick-Fix's Ubercharge shorted out after the first time it was used, meaning that directly after the Meet the Medic video, in which the Uber is used, the Quick-Fix never again was able to Uber.
Andrew Li Yeah, the Quick Fix was the medigun's original prototype, from which a new medigun (AKA, the stock medigun) was built afterwards with the intent of creating a functioning medigun that could withstand delivering consecutive ubers efficiently.
A.k.a. the worst ''how it FEELS to'' video. Lazy himself sucks at the class and makes common mistakes like building in the open, don't get me wrong, that is excepted from someone who claims to not like building characters and he is a great player. I'm just saying that it doesn't do any justice to its theme character and teaches new Engineers that Engineering sucks.
"I mean, I'm not stranger to being satisfied sometimes" The mental image of a chibi Dispenser rubbing one out to a humanized version of itself is not a mental image I ever wanted in my life. But it is one that I am happy to have.
@@awhahoo that’s because it is, it’s from a video that i can’t quite remember the name of but it’s basically a spy falling in love with a sentry that turned into a woman
2:58 There isn't a mistake in the medic video, it was intentional on the quickfixe's release page it states the ubercharge functionality shorted out after its first use
Dane: "Hey wait, YOU CAN'T BUILD MORE THAN ONE SENTRY GUN" Me: * remembers that one disposable sentry flask from mvm * "I'm gonna give Dane a piece of my miNNnnddDDd!"
Coming back to this video, I wonder how different a majority of engineer players would be if the "Meet the Engineer" video showed him running his ass off, scrounging for metal/ammo, desperately balancing the construction of his buildings as his team is nowhere to be seen. He fights against Scouts, Spies, Demos, etc., BARELY able to keep himself and his buildings alive. It soon becomes too much for him to manage, but just in the nick of time his teleporter finally comes online and his team begins showing up to help him out. Personally I feel that the "turtling" style of the engi is so popular because the video itself encourages that sort of mentality, with Engineer literally sitting down doing nothing while his guns take care of the work. If the video showed him being more active and more realistically frantic as he tries to keep his buildings up, I think more players would've subconsciously started playing more aggressively.
I can confidently say that might have been what they intended because the tutorial teaches to put all of the buildings next to each other as well. The guitar-playin and calmly sitting reflects the turtle lifestyle of standing far behind the frontline, waiting for people to come to you and chillin with dispensers up the A$$
Slight note: Quick Fix ubering on the Meet your medic video is because it was the first time being used. Then after that one use it broke and it no longer could uber, but just heal faster instead. If you see the weapon description you can see it says "prototype"
Thank you, thank you, THANK YOU for making this video. I’m usually playing as DefencePyro or PyroBro, and I'm sooo tired of pub engies who never build anything but sentries and whine on me for “taking their metal”. I even did a spraypaint poster to remind them of dispensers (it's a shame that Valve servers now have spraypaints disabled by default). So, I really hope to see more of this handy buildings in pub games in future.
Meanwhile in meet the demoman, Wait a minute... PILLS DON'T INSTANTLY EXPLODE IF THEY BOUNCE OFF THE GROUND! A'm gonnta geev valve ah piece o' my mind...
In your Quick-fix rant, there's an error. You typed "and" instead of "all" at one point, making that sentence confusing at first. This is a frustrating, and, quite frankly, disturbing mistake that you must fix immediately.
Even though said Quick Fix rant is actually wrong and the Ubercharge has been justified in lore as being the prototype Medigun that shorted out after the Meet the medic and was reverse engineered for Megaheal?
Frankly, there is a grammatical error in your argument. We’re you said “This is a frustrating, and, quite frankly, disturbing mistake” you forgot to put an “a” in between “frankly” and “disturbing”. I suggest you seek out and fix this error immediately in order to make your point clearer.
Really, it depends on how confident the medic is, a good medic simply cannot be topped by a dispenser. An average Pub medic can be topped by the Pretty Boys Pocket Pistol.
Not a thief You see them shooting at sentries with the needle gun. Also they don't know how to deal with the trajectory of the needles so they treat it like an hitscan weapon only to make those needles fall into the ground some meters in front of them
I feel overwhelmingly lucky that I watched Tftubers way before I actually started playing TF2, even though I'm still crap at the game I at least know where to put a dispenser
"Does this mean I get to build a dispenser now?" Oh no! You can't build a dispenser without first understanding the phrase... TURD! "TURD?" Once you understand "TURD", you'll understand your place in the team. But what does TURD mean? It's actually a carefully organized code. Watch closely: Teammates Usually Request Dispensers "Ahh, TURD!" Looks like Engie understands TURD! Here's a typical Heavy. I wonder what he wants! Well if we just remember TURD, we can figure it out! "ENGINEER!" Do you think he's going to order A: A sandvich, B: an expensive hat, or C: a dispenser? "POOT DISPENSER HERE!" Ah, TURD, you never let us down!
Hey look buddy, I'm a dispenser.. That means I give you health and ammo.. Not to the enemies, but to heavies screaming ''Poot dispenser here!'' because that would fall within the perview of your conundrums of philosophy.
Kept a dispenser up for 40 minutes on a 2fort server in the enemy fort, we had 3 heavies and basically spawncamped blu the entire game. The only blu thing that touched the bridge that game was their ragdolls
As a pyro main I can say that everytime I am on low health and I get saved by a dispenser I will just "I shall protect this dispenser with every cell of my being."
Dispensers have, in my opinion, the best design of any of the Engineers tools. Including all of his weapons. It looks like Engie stole some Pac-Man cabinet and some 50s car parts and made a tiny vending machine of death.
You can build a Sentry and a Dispenser if you build a Dispenser first, but you can only build a Sentry if you build the Sentry first, so you are correct at building the Dispenser first.
Close to the front without being exposed to enemy attacks or exposing your teammates to attacks while using it. If you got a rescue ranger you do not need to shove it up your ass to get metal when you need it to fix the sentry gun. If my metal is running low I take out the rescue ranger and continue repairing it with the metal I have left as I retreat to the dispenser. I continue repairing as needed from afar while I am filling metal at the dispenser and then switch back to my wrench when I run back to the sentry gun with max metal. Of course its vital you keep the rescue ranger fully loaded at all times, take every opportunity you can to reload when the enemy team temporarily ceases attacking the sentry. More inexperienced engies tend to forget to reload it when they are done using it for the moment, and then end up shit creek without a paddle when they need to use it for a quick save only to find the thing is empty and cannot fire.
To: Eric Smith From: tf2fan2002 Subject: DISTURBING MISTAKE IN THE MEET THE MEDIC VIDEO I regret to inform you that there is a terrible mistake in your Meet The Medic video. The medic uses a QUICK-FIX in order to grant invulnerability to the Heavy Weapons Guy, but ACTUALLY in-game the Quick-Fix only increases the healing rate to 300% and removes and movement impairing effects for the duration of the charge! I hope you take action to correct this awful and frankly disturbing mistake very soon, because it is very misleading and I hate it so much that I want to die.
To: Eric Smith From: tf2fan2002 Subject: MISTAKE DISCOVERED IN MEET THE ENGINEER (DO NOT IGNORE) Okay, so now this is just getting ridiculous, Valve. First, you take away all of the epic troll Engie spots on Upward where you can build a teleporter under the ground, then you take away QUICKPLAY (I know we said we hated it back when it replaced the server browser, but NOW we f*cking love it). THEN I find this disturbing, awful mistake in your Meet the Engineer video: in this video, the Engineer is able to build MULTIPLE SENTRY GUNS AT ONCE. THAT IS NOT POSSIBLE IN-GAME, VALVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2:56 I know this is a joke, but they did actually explain that on the Uber Update page back when Meet the Medic first came out: the Quick-Fix was the original prototype for the Medi Gun, but the invulnerability function burnt out after the first use (in Meet the Medic). But it still has much better than normal regeneration capabilities, hence why it’s available alongside the “modern” Medi Gun. Don’t ever doubt Valve’s attention to detail. The wrong gun in one video actually has an entire paragraph of lore explaining why. For Pete’s sake, they spent *seven years* building up the conclusion to a “yo momma” joke from Meet the Spy. Friggin’ Valve, man.
Addendum to 11:20 - put your dispenser ON the health pack, so that enemies can't take it but your teammates can. Some soldiers and demos will die breaking it. Bonus if a sentry is nearby. It also lets your teammates avoid choosing between dispenser or hp, instead getting the best of both. Dane says you can't pick it up, but that's only during building, while placement is done in half the time. If you can afford this amount of time, put it on the hp and when you need the hp, pick up dispenser, grab hp, put it back
What they could have done for the meet the engineer vid is make teleporter in the background with people teleporting to the front, with people running back for ammo from a Despenser in the background
@@lopezgonzalezfrancisco4731you remember those "if a bot updated tf2" videos, where one of the changes was letting engineer build an infinite amount of sentry guns? yeah, that's basically what you will see.
I remember in a capture the flag match there was like 6 engineers including me so we set up in the bottom floor (it was in the 2forts map) with a ton of dispensers and sentries. It was very accessible as that’s where we held the line. We calculated the splash range and distanced them so the sentries were hiding in the choke while the dispensers were in cover and enough to be a mini base. Definitely my best engine moment in tf2
Isn´t it funny that, in a video about dispensers, Uncle Dane doesn´t show his intro, of which he builds a dispenser in possibly the worst place ever. Just me?
This should be updated to mention that the ammo-through-walls trick no longer works
Pinning this comment is easier than editing a video that's already been uploaded.
only 5 months too late XD
+Uncle Dane "Well, I guess that'll do..."
If only you were able to add notes in a video.
Why, UA-cam? Why?!
youtube needs to fire the person who got ride of annotations
Once I was a Heavy on 2fort at the bottom of the enemy base's sewer stairwell at about 14 health without banana or sandvich, and then an teammate Engineer without any cosmetics walked up to me and built a dispenser, God bless that man
What was his name
@@GachalifePlayersAreFatherless idk it was a while ago lol
I’m an engine main, and I always build the dispenser first. The sentry gun is a little overrated and the dispenser gets underrated from time to time
@@rubles88alvarez83 I'm also an Engine main
While everyone is doing the pyro phog with medic, Im still a pybro helping engineers, No bad side
"Mom! There's somebody filming a red box while pushing a shopping cart!"
"Look away sweetie"
XD
“Who took the last dispenser plush from the toy aisle?”
LMAO
@Diverse Productions I mean you didn't need to go so in depth and the comment's gone now so you can just delete it
@@OSDisco tf did you say
The dispenser WAS in the Meet the Engineer video.
IT WAS IN THE BOX HE WAS SITTING ON
Timmy Great12 but that is just sad...
Dispenser is no a seat
@@yazidefirenze or he's sitting on it because standing on top of the dispencer because it doubles the healing
So basically he's turtling.
0:36 dipenser WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Dispenser...
R.I.P in pepperonis in the "Meet the Team" series ;-;
One of the best feelings as Engie is when you just slapped down a level 1 dispenser somewhere and you off to find more metal, only to come back to find some grateful 30 health demoman slowly healing off of it
Sentry doesnt have much reaction from teammates so in contrast it's nice to put down a vending machine and recieve instant gratitude for it
@@boomeronet7888 I find the teleporter is much more gratifying, because my team sucks, and racking up those support points and looking at that nice 32 teleports is satisfying.
As that 30 health demo, thank you
And he stares at you with a thumbs up and you hear "thanks mate"
Or “I DIDN’T NEED YA HELP YA KNOW”
2:57 the quick fix is the medic's original prototype of the stock medigun; after its first ubercharge in the meet the medic short, the quick fix was unstable enough to be damaged that it couldn't work anymore. the medic reverse engineered the quick fix to have its faster healing ubercharge attribute, and went on to develop the far more reliable and stable stock medigun
this is real. it's in the lore
blarcin
Well good thing Ludwig then moved on to use the stock medigun's stable design to retrofit the Quick-Fix into a reliable item.
nerd
gaming works gamer
And proud of it. 😎
Oof
oh my god *IT WAS A JOKE*
I wonder what people’s reaction to seeing Dane walk around with a camera and dispenser plushy in public was.
the foundation is trying to hire engineer
@@Hobby555_ scp-9062 dispenser plush
i wonder
@@timez957 it heals and just shoots if you stay for more than 5 minutes
They start yelling *YO IS THAT UNCLE DANE?!*
As a medic main, I adore dispensers. They're more helpful than most other classes in pubs.
When an inanimate vending machine is more helpful in most situations than your coworkers wielding all kinds of firearms it is true
Thank you medic main
youre a what?
I wonder why people don't build these. Me I set up my dispenser first because it cna give me more metal to upgrade everything else.
Facts
“I wanna show my talents to the world”
Gets blown up 5 seconds after reaching level 3
Classic Engie experience
This is why I leave it at lvl 1 and go off to get a few kills and when i come back if the thing is still alive I reward it with upgrades
bread bread thats the talent
mention that destroying dispenser leaves parts that give 50% ammo that is a good way to get quick ammo but is a risky play.
i want this up there because its a useful tip
*OHAHAOHAOOOHAHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*
-Me, A demoman Main
If dispensers are this sad, Imagine what the teleporters feel
Motion sick from all of the spinning?
Sick of all that stompin
Ninjaneers:Take that back
Violated
Sick of teleporting bread?
I am heavy dispenser guy, and these, are my stats, I weigh one hundred fifty kilograms and dispense two hundred dollar, custom tooled cartridges at 40 rounds per second. It cost two hundred metal to upgrade me, for twelve seconds...
A Man Riding a Shrimp 🙋♂️💋🍤👙
I am Heavy Engi Guy, and this is my sentry. It costs 130 ammo and can be leveled up to lvl 3 and fire three hundred dollar custom made spike tipped rockets at 4 per 5 seconds (not accurate info) . It costs 400 metal to fully upgrade it for 24 seconds.
(none of this is really accurate)
12 seconds is what a mini sentry lasts if there's a Soldier in the enemy team.
Nice parody pardner
A Man Riding a Shrimp
LITTERALY every Scout ever: Need a dispenser here! Also the Quick Fix, lore wise, was able to preform one ubercharge, period.
So it got busted up after, with the medigun being an upgrade that can do it without breaking?
@@liquidsandwich1052
more that the medigun sacrificing healing speed to be able to do the overcharge safely
@@liquidsandwich1052 it a more stable version, as the quick fix is made with random shit like a blender
i really like beans
i thought the scout was also saying the quick fix lore at first
Shoutout to Dane for not only making an informative video but also making it VISUALLY interesting. He could've easily made all his points while talking over some random gameplay, but instead he went out of his way to put little animations, clever camera cuts, and funny replays in the video to demonstrate his points better.
Nice work.
I can imagine the looks you got holding that plush through the grocery store
jayro boza lmfao
jayro boza meme too
jayro boza
I bet those same people only build sentries.
jayro boza XD
GUYS watch my last video i found two hackers and i need you to find them and report them, because of cunts like those hackers TF2 will die, looks like Valve does not care about hackers, its on the community to save the game
Dane.... You talked about dispensers but you forgot your dispenser intro
Hassiktir doğru söyledin :D
He used a different dispenser intro
Just like the frontier justice intro
Gasp
Oof
6:10 "And most people in TF2 are on a seafood diet, if they see food they kill it" - genius
3:30 “Entertaining and educational”
*Starts hitting the tank with the fan-o-war*
Quality content at its finest
Mmm 69 likes. I'mma ruin it.
Zizan you are like hitler, but even hitler cared about Germany or something
thats not entertaining. thats infuriating
I can say after today that the fan o war tank thing does work
If you wait to fail the wave
How to play Engineer
Step 1. Build sentries.
Step 2. Please refer to step 1.
Step 3. Repeat
Step 4 do it again
Step 5 *GrAB A GuITAr*
Step 7 YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWW
Step 9. Get stabbed by a spy and complains on the chat
Use dispensers as shields against bullets.
Just like what i did with my kids.
Sorry Jimmy
engineer gaming
*THOSE WERENT YOUR KIDS THEY WERE MINE*
engineer gaming
Engineer gaming
@@yesno8273 engineer gaming
''What makes me a good dispenser? If I were a bad dispenser I wouldn't be sitting here discussing it with you now would I?!''
Demoman's joke
Engineer,why are you talking to a dispenser?
@@dimsthedimwit600 I imagine Spy saying that
"don't put your dispenser ON TOP of a health pack or you can't pick them up"
I sometimes like to do that to ammo packs or medpacks, if I don't think I will need them myself. It's a tiny hindrance to enemy spies but also enemy scouts/soldiers who step behind the front lines. If they want the health/ammo, they have to destroy your dispenser. This will alert you and possibly your team. They may also need to reload to do that. It may seem like no big deal to reload 2-3 shots, but if you're burning or retreating from a fight with low health, then having to destroy a dispenser before grabbing some health can be a huge problem.
You're giving dispenser armor to a medpack.
lmao
That's kinda smart
You can pick up for a bit.
You're also taking that medpack away from your teammates, though. It's gotta be quite the balancing act to figure out whether it's more likely to be useful than harmful.
@@maximsavage Not really, your own buildings only block you but your teammates can walk right through. At worst, you make it a little harder for them to see if the healthpack has already respawned, but they usually clip through the dispenser. People will usually pick it up just from running too close to the dispenser.
dispensers save lives, sentries get kills and teleporters win games-UNCLE DANE
That quote is much older than Dane, like 2008.
Today I learned that Dane is 9 years old
After 9 years in development, we hope Dane was worth the wait.
wat is my problem?
9 months not years
Dispensers also helps other engineers build other dispensers which save lives faster, upgrading sentries and teleporters faster that makes getting kills and winning games faster. So thank you dispensers!
I could totally imagine dane walking around the supermarket with a camera and dispenser plushy
Lmao same
"Soldier can't shoot in 2 directions"
Beggars Bazooka: am I a joke to you
Air Strike while on air can too
Soilder hurt himself in his confusion!
SOLDIER fucking died!
@@paulcairns204 thats essentially me trying to rocket jump or use beggars bazooka
Yes. Beggars bazooka is a joke.
4:36 Wait a minute that's a mEdIuM aMmO pAcK iT dOeSn'T gIvE 200 mEtAl
*I'm gonna give Dane a piece of my mind*
Riot
@CoolDerp25 yes
Actually, engineers drop their metal count on death. So if you kill an engie with only 1 metal, if you pick up their medium ammo pack, you only get one metal.
So it is totally possible to get 200 metal from a medium pack.
@@thebulletbot3329 rlly
@@thebulletbot3329 nah bullshit
Watch the video.
Get motivated to actually do good in the game with engie.
Do terrible.
Try training.
Do terrible.
Close TF2, leave it alone for a few days.
Repeat.
Play a different class
Do great
Love it
Start maining it
literally my tf2 life. Watch a guide,learn from the guide and play tf2. Do atrocious,get upset
This is me but with Spy.
BUT UNCLE DANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNE
The important part is to not give up, and constantly improve at classes you're bad at...
...or just go pyro and get easy frags on most classes.
"The age old question on prom night: Where do I put it?"
I fucking love you Dane.
Lol
i don't get it
@@entertainme7523 after prom night, people lose their memory of how to eat, so they have to be retaught where to put the food.
@@insertnamehere7228 doing a little trolling
@@entertainme7523 sex
meet the engie:
"build 4 sentries and sit on your ass for the rest of the game" (don't even bother upgrading them all the way)
Actually, it's been stated that the Quick-Fix's Ubercharge shorted out after the first time it was used, meaning that directly after the Meet the Medic video, in which the Uber is used, the Quick-Fix never again was able to Uber.
Andrew Li Also, the four sentries could mean four engies..
Andrew Li, no way, that's cool! Where did you learn this?
Stanley the Grapefruit
The TF2 Wiki, I believe.
Andrew Li Yeah, the Quick Fix was the medigun's original prototype, from which a new medigun (AKA, the stock medigun) was built afterwards with the intent of creating a functioning medigun that could withstand delivering consecutive ubers efficiently.
after some researching i think he got it from the 4th page of the uber update page on the official site.
that's where i got it anyway.
I love how the new first thing instead of meet the engineer when you search engineer TF2, it's how it FEELS to play engineer.
A.k.a. the worst ''how it FEELS to'' video. Lazy himself sucks at the class and makes common mistakes like building in the open, don't get me wrong, that is excepted from someone who claims to not like building characters and he is a great player. I'm just saying that it doesn't do any justice to its theme character and teaches new Engineers that Engineering sucks.
He's good enough for me
@@athan13590 valid criticism?!?!?!? I’m angry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The search results also depend on what content you watch too i think.
@@athan13590 I agree, learning to REALLY aim your shotgun and REALLY manage your buildings well is the best thing you can do, and extremely fun too.
"I mean, I'm not stranger to being satisfied sometimes"
The mental image of a chibi Dispenser rubbing one out to a humanized version of itself is not a mental image I ever wanted in my life.
But it is one that I am happy to have.
what
@@awhahoo that happened in the video basically
@@aquamarinerose5405 I looked at it closer and yeah.
She kinda does look like a humanized dispenser
hol' up
@@awhahoo that’s because it is, it’s from a video that i can’t quite remember the name of but it’s basically a spy falling in love with a sentry that turned into a woman
2:58
There isn't a mistake in the medic video, it was intentional
on the quickfixe's release page it states the ubercharge functionality shorted out after its first use
8:23 That flying ammo box tho
Free ammo for that sniper dancing while sniping IN EVERY BORNEO MATCH I PLAY
that flying ammo box did a sick jump
T H I C C
Dane: "Hey wait, YOU CAN'T BUILD MORE THAN ONE SENTRY GUN"
Me: * remembers that one disposable sentry flask from mvm * "I'm gonna give Dane a piece of my miNNnnddDDd!"
Hey wait, thats not a canteen! Im GoNnA gIvE GrUmPyToAdGaMiNg A pIeCe Of My MiNd!!!
Hey Wait, with disposable sentry can only reach 2 sentries, not 4!
I'm GoNnA GiVe gRuMpY ToAd gAmInG A PiEcE Of mY MiNd
i have to say, "grumpy toad gaming" is one of the best usernames i've heard in a while. but it probably has to do with my bias on frogs and toads lol
Avi broke a potential chain, iM gOnNa gIvE aVi a PiEcE oF mY mInD!!..,!,!,.,!!?!!!!!!
@@Nemcat7 this chain only had around one update every month that's not a very good chain I'm GOnA gIvE NEmcAT A pIeCe oF mY MiNd
Only uncle Dane could make a video about dispensers 15 MINUTES LONG
And yet it's over all too soon
Love is a long history
AND make it interesting all the way!
7 minutes of it is filler lol
*its like DBZ*
and 18 seconds
Coming back to this video, I wonder how different a majority of engineer players would be if the "Meet the Engineer" video showed him running his ass off, scrounging for metal/ammo, desperately balancing the construction of his buildings as his team is nowhere to be seen. He fights against Scouts, Spies, Demos, etc., BARELY able to keep himself and his buildings alive. It soon becomes too much for him to manage, but just in the nick of time his teleporter finally comes online and his team begins showing up to help him out. Personally I feel that the "turtling" style of the engi is so popular because the video itself encourages that sort of mentality, with Engineer literally sitting down doing nothing while his guns take care of the work. If the video showed him being more active and more realistically frantic as he tries to keep his buildings up, I think more players would've subconsciously started playing more aggressively.
Maybe have him at the end of fighting everything he sits on a pile of corpses playing a guitar.
I can confidently say that might have been what they intended because the tutorial teaches to put all of the buildings next to each other as well. The guitar-playin and calmly sitting reflects the turtle lifestyle of standing far behind the frontline, waiting for people to come to you and chillin with dispensers up the A$$
This made me imagine lazypurples engineer video when he’s dealing out
5:24
The famous prom night question
"WHERE DO I PUT IT?"
THIS OVAL HOLE OF THIS TINY WHOLE?
OR MABYE THIS THING HERE?
Just Chill Duct tape turns "No" into "Mphhh!". Wait...shit Pryo is into some kinky stuff.
Lugeer yes
Yeet straight into the tiny play it safe
Woah woah woah!
How do you misspell something you got right the first time
Slight note: Quick Fix ubering on the Meet your medic video is because it was the first time being used. Then after that one use it broke and it no longer could uber, but just heal faster instead. If you see the weapon description you can see it says "prototype"
That also explains why it doesn't Uber the medic along with the heavy.
Wasn't Medic's primary weapon also supposed to be the Stock Shotgun?
Ender Elements It did not have the model of the quickfix.
@@Maestro_Gear Reading established lore and posting it is not being a nerd...
@@randomtexanguy9563 bro really deleted their comment
But wait a minute... Scout can't dodge SENTRY'S BULLETS!
In meet the Scout. :v
In meet the scout it was a level 1 sentry and a good scout can doge the bullets
Treyzer You still can't dodge a level 1 at a distance lmao
I'm pretty sure that's the Heavy firing his gun
The Sparta Remixers technically he can it’s just stupid hard. If he circles the sentry it can’t spin fast Enough to shoot him.
Well not really, when scout starts running the sentry has changed for a firing heavy...
I _always_ make dispensers when i'm engineer, even if there's already one.
lol
You're a good man, Thank you
Thank you, thank you, THANK YOU for making this video.
I’m usually playing as DefencePyro or PyroBro, and I'm sooo tired of pub engies who never build anything but sentries and whine on me for “taking their metal”. I even did a spraypaint poster to remind them of dispensers (it's a shame that Valve servers now have spraypaints disabled by default).
So, I really hope to see more of this handy buildings in pub games in future.
Irvitzer the Toy Soldier what was the spray?
phhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
@Ben moreau: nothing really special: fav.me/d9rbjr6
Irvitzer the Toy Soldier Pybro*
You are a credit to the team!
I seriously want to cosplay as a dispenser
Not an engineer
A dispenser, i would scream "WWWWHHHOOOSSSHHHH" and make a healing glow for my teammates
Giving out bandages and nerf bullets to people while going past them.
Use a fan for the noise, and a torch (or flashlight if you're American) for the light.
Jack Glennon fan?
Taste Then you bring sandwiches with you, and when someone passes by you you give them one
Taste pic pls
Meanwhile in meet the demoman,
Wait a minute... PILLS DON'T INSTANTLY EXPLODE IF THEY BOUNCE OFF THE GROUND!
A'm gonnta geev valve ah piece o' my mind...
YOU CANT DETONATE STICKIES WHILE TAUNTING AND IM ANGRY CUZ I WANTED TO LOOK COOL REEEEEE!!!!1
Scout can't dodge a Sentry's bullets, either.
@@Coryn02 actually he wasnt dodging the sentry's bullets but heavy's minigun bullets
not to mention sentries cannot target nor destroy pills shot at it
that one has a disclaimer
In your Quick-fix rant, there's an error. You typed "and" instead of "all" at one point, making that sentence confusing at first. This is a frustrating, and, quite frankly, disturbing mistake that you must fix immediately.
Even though said Quick Fix rant is actually wrong and the Ubercharge has been justified in lore as being the prototype Medigun that shorted out after the Meet the medic and was reverse engineered for Megaheal?
weird how the rockets didnt move the ubered heavy unless that was a combination of stock and quickfix uber??
Frankly, there is a grammatical error in your argument. We’re you said “This is a frustrating, and, quite frankly, disturbing mistake” you forgot to put an “a” in between “frankly” and “disturbing”. I suggest you seek out and fix this error immediately in order to make your point clearer.
Should he
Should he quick-fix it immediately?
Teleporters: “Am I a joke to you?”
I have flashback of a demoman who destroyed my teleporter I put on the top of tower of Highertower
The best thing about good dispenser placement is beating all the medics in healing done at the end
judging by the average pub medic's "very high" skill level I think you could beat them in healing done by eating about 2.4 sandviches
As a pub medic main who takes pride in always having top heals, that would hurt my pride a good deal...
Really, it depends on how confident the medic is, a good medic simply cannot be topped by a dispenser. An average Pub medic can be topped by the Pretty Boys Pocket Pistol.
Not a thief You see them shooting at sentries with the needle gun. Also they don't know how to deal with the trajectory of the needles so they treat it like an hitscan weapon only to make those needles fall into the ground some meters in front of them
YES
So
This is what I got from this
Put a dispenser
On the battle
Pootispenser here
behind a wall
I feel overwhelmingly lucky that I watched Tftubers way before I actually started playing TF2, even though I'm still crap at the game I at least know where to put a dispenser
"Does this mean I get to build a dispenser now?"
Oh no! You can't build a dispenser without first understanding the phrase... TURD!
"TURD?"
Once you understand "TURD", you'll understand your place in the team. But what does TURD mean? It's actually a carefully organized code. Watch closely:
Teammates
Usually
Request
Dispensers
"Ahh, TURD!"
Looks like Engie understands TURD!
Here's a typical Heavy. I wonder what he wants! Well if we just remember TURD, we can figure it out!
"ENGINEER!"
Do you think he's going to order A: A sandvich, B: an expensive hat, or C: a dispenser?
"POOT DISPENSER HERE!"
Ah, TURD, you never let us down!
No one uses my dispenser they just run all the way back to spawn
This is genius how did you come up with this?
But the real question is....
DID YOU GET KICKED?!!!!!
No
He was being cool in a no cool dudes zone, guessing he’s running from the cops
Sonictheporcipine the description...
Hey look buddy, I'm a dispenser..
That means I give you health and ammo..
Not to the enemies, but to heavies screaming ''Poot dispenser here!''
because that would fall within the perview of your
conundrums of philosophy.
Also, great video, Dane!
eyy its Burny my favorite dank memer xD
Oh shoot its Burny!
Burny | Happys Edits | TF2. you are a genius sir
It took me to long to see the quote there...
Kept a dispenser up for 40 minutes on a 2fort server in the enemy fort, we had 3 heavies and basically spawncamped blu the entire game. The only blu thing that touched the bridge that game was their ragdolls
such a dirty move
40 MINUTES WHAT DID YOU DO TO THOSE POOR BOYS
They didn’t uber that entire time?
@@doororama8535 everyone wants to be ubered but no one wants to plant a tre- I mean play medic
@@paintrain3367 as a medic main I feel insulted
6:06 *THAT DISPENSER IS A SPY!*
Dispensers sappin my spy!
Dispenser healing ma saper !
Sapper spy my dispenser!
this was released almost 3 years ago and for me it still feels like it was released a week ago
6:44 king raja is a OP complainer
Aref Dahabreh you mean Ring Kaja
That was the greatest part of this
Angkel den
The more I watch his videos the greater Indian accent becomes in my eyes.
T-Series in TF2 world. But better than in the real world
As a pyro main I can say that everytime I am on low health and I get saved by a dispenser I will just "I shall protect this dispenser with every cell of my being."
came here a whole year later just to say nice profile pic bro
@@AVI-lh6rm ho, thanks
came here 2 years later to say you have a cool pfp
@@gamingtoday1906 damn, I'm not even a pyro main anymore, I'm a medic main
I can just imagine this guy walking around in public with a dispenser plush and recording it.
I would just love to see that happen irl
Just this random guy making a popular video in your street
Are dispensers gas pumps or vending machines?!
Both?
Everything.
yes
More genies
Vending Pumps.
Whoa that music reminds me of:
“Initiate an accelerated back-hop towards a ramped surface behind you”
Ah yes, D E S I N C
Dispensers have, in my opinion, the best design of any of the Engineers tools. Including all of his weapons. It looks like Engie stole some Pac-Man cabinet and some 50s car parts and made a tiny vending machine of death.
Fuck sentries. You matter to me, Mr. Dispenser. I always build you first.
Jayy Me too
You can build a Sentry and a Dispenser if you build a Dispenser first, but you can only build a Sentry if you build the Sentry first, so you are correct at building the Dispenser first.
was that intro using a dispenser backpack! I need that!!!!
I love dispensers, they have saved my life more times then I can count.
my order is telly ent., depens., telly exit, and sentry.
the age old prom night question: Where do i put it?
Where your team is and not up your ass, thanks.
Close to the front without being exposed to enemy attacks or exposing your teammates to attacks while using it. If you got a rescue ranger you do not need to shove it up your ass to get metal when you need it to fix the sentry gun.
If my metal is running low I take out the rescue ranger and continue repairing it with the metal I have left as I retreat to the dispenser. I continue repairing as needed from afar while I am filling metal at the dispenser and then switch back to my wrench when I run back to the sentry gun with max metal.
Of course its vital you keep the rescue ranger fully loaded at all times, take every opportunity you can to reload when the enemy team temporarily ceases attacking the sentry. More inexperienced engies tend to forget to reload it when they are done using it for the moment, and then end up shit creek without a paddle when they need to use it for a quick save only to find the thing is empty and cannot fire.
Way too good lol
obver der
pootis spenser here
The most emotional movie of the decade
Omega Katze
French hoovy
6:37
Bold of you to assume that they know that it heals
To: Eric Smith
From: tf2fan2002
Subject: DISTURBING MISTAKE IN THE MEET THE MEDIC VIDEO
I regret to inform you that there is a terrible mistake in your Meet The Medic video. The medic uses a QUICK-FIX in order to grant invulnerability to the Heavy Weapons Guy, but ACTUALLY in-game the Quick-Fix only increases the healing rate to 300% and removes and movement impairing effects for the duration of the charge! I hope you take action to correct this awful and frankly disturbing mistake very soon, because it is very misleading and I hate it so much that I want to die.
To: Eric Smith
From: tf2fan2002
Subject: MISTAKE DISCOVERED IN MEET THE ENGINEER (DO NOT IGNORE)
Okay, so now this is just getting ridiculous, Valve. First, you take away all of the epic troll Engie spots on Upward where you can build a teleporter under the ground, then you take away QUICKPLAY (I know we said we hated it back when it replaced the server browser, but NOW we f*cking love it). THEN I find this disturbing, awful mistake in your Meet the Engineer video: in this video, the Engineer is able to build MULTIPLE SENTRY GUNS AT ONCE. THAT IS NOT POSSIBLE IN-GAME, VALVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bryce Cai Its possible to Build More than 1 Sentries.
+heck yeah alright show me how you can build more than one sentry.
Alessio Fantini console command build
+heck yeah ok m8 now go to casual game and place like 4 sentries on choke points.
"The third most reliable form of healing, the dispenser"
Sad pootis hoovy sandvich noises
Well the sandwitch isnt as reliable as a dispenser hoovy can be the 4th more reliable form of healing :p
@@7GamesUnlimited7
Hell no it isnt. That comment was meant to be a joke.
First reliable form of healing is the medic. What’s the 2nd ?
@@WeeTheGee im pretty sure Uncle Dane meant health packs
Willowdrakon maybe, maybe
Engineer is one of the few classes that rewards us for playing it properly.
Like you can instantly win just by playing right.
holy shit i was so right
I love how you changed the dispenser’s face for those 2 seconds when he’s “satisfied”
Also a new meme tf2 character is a thing. Dispenser lady, first Mimi sentry and now this. Wth 😂
"Age old prom-night question: where do I put it?" wowee
9:53 Uncle Dane: social distancing dispensers since 2017.
XD
HEY HE'S USING A FLARE GUN IN MEET THE PYRO
alej florestal YOU ARE A REALLY FAST THINKER
ITS ACTUALLY A SCORCH SHOT
DO THEY HAVE TO TELL YOU WHAT A SHOTGUN DOES, STUPID?
IT'S A FREAKING SCORCH SHOT
1. No duh
2. A shotgun doesn’t fit the pyro’s character in the video
3. Scorch shot
"The age old prom night question... Where do I put it?"
Uncle Dane...
Rip ammo through walls :( Ruined a lot of good spots on the MvM maps
Before dane: Time to place this on my back
After dane: *Handy manny*
2:56 I know this is a joke, but they did actually explain that on the Uber Update page back when Meet the Medic first came out: the Quick-Fix was the original prototype for the Medi Gun, but the invulnerability function burnt out after the first use (in Meet the Medic). But it still has much better than normal regeneration capabilities, hence why it’s available alongside the “modern” Medi Gun.
Don’t ever doubt Valve’s attention to detail. The wrong gun in one video actually has an entire paragraph of lore explaining why. For Pete’s sake, they spent *seven years* building up the conclusion to a “yo momma” joke from Meet the Spy. Friggin’ Valve, man.
11:57
Nono, your teammates will be able to pick it up, but the enemy, and you won't be able too. That's completely worth it.
He said "you" which means the builder in this context
@@marbens I know? Did you read the comment?
@@johnsharle9011You said "no" twice which means you said disagreed to both things one of which being a fact
@@marbens I said "no no" as a figure of speech, not disagreeing with my first no.
But you already knew that.
@@johnsharle9011I meant you were disagreeing with both of the things he said
You were what inspired me to be a engineer main in a sea of snipers and spies
and pyros
can't forget those Gibus W m1 pyros
But Uncle Dááááne......
never stops being funny
Mass MEDIC
Mass MEDIC!
Mass MEDIC!
Mass MEDIC!
The song used distracts me because it was in a soft core porn I watch often.
Not important i just wanted to mention it
Hailix there’s kids watching
waht teh fuc
...source?
ok degenerate
@@eur0be4t3r Why are you letting your child read stranger's Internet comments?
Addendum to 11:20 - put your dispenser ON the health pack, so that enemies can't take it but your teammates can. Some soldiers and demos will die breaking it. Bonus if a sentry is nearby. It also lets your teammates avoid choosing between dispenser or hp, instead getting the best of both.
Dane says you can't pick it up, but that's only during building, while placement is done in half the time. If you can afford this amount of time, put it on the hp and when you need the hp, pick up dispenser, grab hp, put it back
oh look it's that guy that sung that keemstar song a year ago
RareSpicyMemes
When?
TLD a year ago
Star Male
Wait....for Idubbbz?
No, for Idubbbztv
+TLD edups teevee
13:19 that random soldier in the background
xP
Mr.Miner oh yea
PompeyWarrior72 SOLDIER GET BACK TO WORK!!!!
Sentry: hey, soldier, move
Soldier: what?
Sentry: look, danes making a video please ge-
Soldier: You cant shoot me haha
Sentry: pls go away now ;-;
8:33 I was expecting a "God Gaben" meme, but that works too
sexy sphee ..that too
Gunslinger Engies, Sometimes: Oh yeah, dispensers and teleporters DO still exist.
Really nice editing. Good tunes. Useful information. Nice one Dane :)
Thank you! :D
Mindblow agreed 10/10 💖
The age old prom night question genuinely had me laugh out loud, well done.
2:56 This is the funniest moment of the entire video, its so well put together.
just imagine dane sitting on the road with his phone or camera just pointing at a dispenser plushie.
Why he is not a million subs yet, this guy is special to the tf2 community.
I keep coming back to these for the "BUT UNK-UL DAYYYYYEN..."
This was one of, probably the first Uncle Dane video I watched. Thanks for helping me be a better Engineer, Dane. You rock.
I just got the "Where do I put it?" question at 5:20. You got me Dane, you got me good.
I just understood it
- Thumbnail says Hey.
- Gets Lego advert.
Nice.
You never realize you miss something till it's not built 😔
What they could have done for the meet the engineer vid is make teleporter in the background with people teleporting to the front, with people running back for ammo from a Despenser in the background
Engie used to actually be able to use 4 sentries. Imagine.
oh god
Scary
the weakest texan
Take that concept and take it to thoose 5 engineers turtling on badwater last point...
@@lopezgonzalezfrancisco4731you remember those "if a bot updated tf2" videos, where one of the changes was letting engineer build an infinite amount of sentry guns?
yeah, that's basically what you will see.
Uncle Dane should do a Pokémon playthrough given how much he uses that music.
I remember in a capture the flag match there was like 6 engineers including me so we set up in the bottom floor (it was in the 2forts map) with a ton of dispensers and sentries. It was very accessible as that’s where we held the line. We calculated the splash range and distanced them so the sentries were hiding in the choke while the dispensers were in cover and enough to be a mini base. Definitely my best engine moment in tf2
Isn´t it funny that, in a video about dispensers, Uncle Dane doesn´t show his intro, of which he builds a dispenser in possibly the worst place ever.
Just me?
Reem0h maybe
in all seriousness i need that dispenser plush that's the cutest thing I've ever seen
(yes, i know it's outta stock)