Meet The Dispenser

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  • Опубліковано 21 лис 2024

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  • @ruvmu
    @ruvmu 7 років тому +17221

    This should be updated to mention that the ammo-through-walls trick no longer works

    • @UncleDane
      @UncleDane  6 років тому +5602

      Pinning this comment is easier than editing a video that's already been uploaded.

    • @arandomguy7486
      @arandomguy7486 6 років тому +305

      only 5 months too late XD

    • @TopKek115
      @TopKek115 6 років тому +535

      +Uncle Dane "Well, I guess that'll do..."

    • @Robin280497
      @Robin280497 6 років тому +334

      If only you were able to add notes in a video.
      Why, UA-cam? Why?!

    • @Raccoonik
      @Raccoonik 6 років тому +149

      youtube needs to fire the person who got ride of annotations

  • @swagmaster-ew7ii
    @swagmaster-ew7ii 4 роки тому +9902

    Once I was a Heavy on 2fort at the bottom of the enemy base's sewer stairwell at about 14 health without banana or sandvich, and then an teammate Engineer without any cosmetics walked up to me and built a dispenser, God bless that man

    • @GachalifePlayersAreFatherless
      @GachalifePlayersAreFatherless 3 роки тому +334

      What was his name

    • @swagmaster-ew7ii
      @swagmaster-ew7ii 3 роки тому +449

      @@GachalifePlayersAreFatherless idk it was a while ago lol

    • @rubles88alvarez83
      @rubles88alvarez83 3 роки тому +578

      I’m an engine main, and I always build the dispenser first. The sentry gun is a little overrated and the dispenser gets underrated from time to time

    • @1FenFen1
      @1FenFen1 3 роки тому +150

      @@rubles88alvarez83 I'm also an Engine main

    • @bolt1128
      @bolt1128 3 роки тому +134

      While everyone is doing the pyro phog with medic, Im still a pybro helping engineers, No bad side

  • @genericprofile2381
    @genericprofile2381 5 років тому +4106

    "Mom! There's somebody filming a red box while pushing a shopping cart!"
    "Look away sweetie"

    • @frut_jooos
      @frut_jooos 4 роки тому +22

      XD

    • @roguebanana2683
      @roguebanana2683 4 роки тому +139

      “Who took the last dispenser plush from the toy aisle?”

    • @vincent-ls9lz
      @vincent-ls9lz 4 роки тому +4

      LMAO

    • @OSDisco
      @OSDisco 4 роки тому +3

      @Diverse Productions I mean you didn't need to go so in depth and the comment's gone now so you can just delete it

    • @mahbubmaleksyed5301
      @mahbubmaleksyed5301 4 роки тому +1

      @@OSDisco tf did you say

  • @timmygreat1230
    @timmygreat1230 5 років тому +4547

    The dispenser WAS in the Meet the Engineer video.
    IT WAS IN THE BOX HE WAS SITTING ON

    • @yazidefirenze
      @yazidefirenze 5 років тому +289

      Timmy Great12 but that is just sad...
      Dispenser is no a seat

    • @givemeyoureggs456
      @givemeyoureggs456 5 років тому +333

      @@yazidefirenze or he's sitting on it because standing on top of the dispencer because it doubles the healing

    • @jessegd6306
      @jessegd6306 5 років тому +159

      So basically he's turtling.

    • @yfyrurhskskk5670
      @yfyrurhskskk5670 5 років тому +77

      0:36 dipenser WHAT ARE YOU DOING

    • @KodiakKetchup
      @KodiakKetchup 5 років тому +16

      Dispenser...
      R.I.P in pepperonis in the "Meet the Team" series ;-;

  • @interrobang5785
    @interrobang5785 4 роки тому +2102

    One of the best feelings as Engie is when you just slapped down a level 1 dispenser somewhere and you off to find more metal, only to come back to find some grateful 30 health demoman slowly healing off of it

    • @boomeronet7888
      @boomeronet7888 3 роки тому +198

      Sentry doesnt have much reaction from teammates so in contrast it's nice to put down a vending machine and recieve instant gratitude for it

    • @scotterboi9
      @scotterboi9 2 роки тому +100

      @@boomeronet7888 I find the teleporter is much more gratifying, because my team sucks, and racking up those support points and looking at that nice 32 teleports is satisfying.

    • @gamehunter2477
      @gamehunter2477 2 роки тому +54

      As that 30 health demo, thank you

    • @eight89fghnb22
      @eight89fghnb22 2 роки тому +61

      And he stares at you with a thumbs up and you hear "thanks mate"

    • @playstationpc5198
      @playstationpc5198 2 роки тому +49

      Or “I DIDN’T NEED YA HELP YA KNOW”

  • @playep.q3648
    @playep.q3648 7 років тому +2511

    2:57 the quick fix is the medic's original prototype of the stock medigun; after its first ubercharge in the meet the medic short, the quick fix was unstable enough to be damaged that it couldn't work anymore. the medic reverse engineered the quick fix to have its faster healing ubercharge attribute, and went on to develop the far more reliable and stable stock medigun
    this is real. it's in the lore

    • @DinnerForkTongue
      @DinnerForkTongue 7 років тому +179

      blarcin
      Well good thing Ludwig then moved on to use the stock medigun's stable design to retrofit the Quick-Fix into a reliable item.

    • @charlessolla7330
      @charlessolla7330 6 років тому +49

      nerd

    • @DinnerForkTongue
      @DinnerForkTongue 6 років тому +79

      gaming works gamer
      And proud of it. 😎

    • @charlessolla7330
      @charlessolla7330 6 років тому +2

      Oof

    • @Weldedhodag
      @Weldedhodag 6 років тому +4

      oh my god *IT WAS A JOKE*

  • @purplehaze2358
    @purplehaze2358 3 роки тому +1339

    I wonder what people’s reaction to seeing Dane walk around with a camera and dispenser plushy in public was.

    • @Hobby555_
      @Hobby555_ 3 роки тому +49

      the foundation is trying to hire engineer

    • @timez957
      @timez957 3 роки тому +18

      @@Hobby555_ scp-9062 dispenser plush

    • @medumdumblah24playz25
      @medumdumblah24playz25 3 роки тому +2

      i wonder

    • @Ihaveagasmask
      @Ihaveagasmask 3 роки тому +4

      @@timez957 it heals and just shoots if you stay for more than 5 minutes

    • @TF2Scout..
      @TF2Scout.. 2 роки тому +4

      They start yelling *YO IS THAT UNCLE DANE?!*

  • @dizzylilthing
    @dizzylilthing 4 роки тому +888

    As a medic main, I adore dispensers. They're more helpful than most other classes in pubs.

    • @boomeronet7888
      @boomeronet7888 3 роки тому +78

      When an inanimate vending machine is more helpful in most situations than your coworkers wielding all kinds of firearms it is true

    • @mpmcd8432
      @mpmcd8432 2 роки тому +7

      Thank you medic main

    • @codman09
      @codman09 2 роки тому +4

      youre a what?

    • @mariustan9275
      @mariustan9275 2 роки тому +4

      I wonder why people don't build these. Me I set up my dispenser first because it cna give me more metal to upgrade everything else.

    • @brandongomez723
      @brandongomez723 Рік тому

      Facts

  • @daviddavidson972
    @daviddavidson972 5 років тому +2502

    “I wanna show my talents to the world”
    Gets blown up 5 seconds after reaching level 3

    • @ESFAndy011
      @ESFAndy011 5 років тому +70

      Classic Engie experience

    • @LoliMaster69227
      @LoliMaster69227 4 роки тому +56

      This is why I leave it at lvl 1 and go off to get a few kills and when i come back if the thing is still alive I reward it with upgrades

    • @taureon_
      @taureon_ 4 роки тому +10

      bread bread thats the talent

    • @_Tzer
      @_Tzer 4 роки тому +18

      mention that destroying dispenser leaves parts that give 50% ammo that is a good way to get quick ammo but is a risky play.
      i want this up there because its a useful tip

    • @steamedpings4889
      @steamedpings4889 4 роки тому +2

      *OHAHAOHAOOOHAHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*
      -Me, A demoman Main

  • @yoshibutkagekira7899
    @yoshibutkagekira7899 4 роки тому +3700

    If dispensers are this sad, Imagine what the teleporters feel

  • @Rodpile
    @Rodpile 7 років тому +2434

    I am heavy dispenser guy, and these, are my stats, I weigh one hundred fifty kilograms and dispense two hundred dollar, custom tooled cartridges at 40 rounds per second. It cost two hundred metal to upgrade me, for twelve seconds...

    • @tuttutmonkeybutt
      @tuttutmonkeybutt 7 років тому +22

      A Man Riding a Shrimp 🙋‍♂️💋🍤👙

    • @nickvalentine6243
      @nickvalentine6243 7 років тому +40

      I am Heavy Engi Guy, and this is my sentry. It costs 130 ammo and can be leveled up to lvl 3 and fire three hundred dollar custom made spike tipped rockets at 4 per 5 seconds (not accurate info) . It costs 400 metal to fully upgrade it for 24 seconds.
      (none of this is really accurate)

    • @NotBigSurprise
      @NotBigSurprise 7 років тому +18

      12 seconds is what a mini sentry lasts if there's a Soldier in the enemy team.

    • @TrevorTrunks71
      @TrevorTrunks71 7 років тому +1

      Nice parody pardner

    • @chinkywinky7266
      @chinkywinky7266 7 років тому

      A Man Riding a Shrimp

  • @reakirk7624
    @reakirk7624 4 роки тому +2545

    LITTERALY every Scout ever: Need a dispenser here! Also the Quick Fix, lore wise, was able to preform one ubercharge, period.

    • @liquidsandwich1052
      @liquidsandwich1052 4 роки тому +289

      So it got busted up after, with the medigun being an upgrade that can do it without breaking?

    • @doorcf
      @doorcf 3 роки тому +392

      @@liquidsandwich1052
      more that the medigun sacrificing healing speed to be able to do the overcharge safely

    • @solgerWhyIsThereAnAtItLooksBad
      @solgerWhyIsThereAnAtItLooksBad 3 роки тому +346

      @@liquidsandwich1052 it a more stable version, as the quick fix is made with random shit like a blender

    • @tremeschinion9420
      @tremeschinion9420 3 роки тому +63

      i really like beans

    • @quitequeerquesadilla
      @quitequeerquesadilla 3 роки тому +71

      i thought the scout was also saying the quick fix lore at first

  • @bog0bones
    @bog0bones 7 років тому +162

    Shoutout to Dane for not only making an informative video but also making it VISUALLY interesting. He could've easily made all his points while talking over some random gameplay, but instead he went out of his way to put little animations, clever camera cuts, and funny replays in the video to demonstrate his points better.
    Nice work.

  • @Babasnake1
    @Babasnake1 7 років тому +2023

    I can imagine the looks you got holding that plush through the grocery store

    • @alimomennasab108
      @alimomennasab108 7 років тому +8

      jayro boza lmfao

    • @tackthewise6421
      @tackthewise6421 7 років тому +2

      jayro boza meme too

    • @sleepytrout
      @sleepytrout 7 років тому +388

      jayro boza
      I bet those same people only build sentries.

    • @mynamijef9997
      @mynamijef9997 7 років тому

      jayro boza XD

    • @stevanvisekruna7713
      @stevanvisekruna7713 7 років тому +2

      GUYS watch my last video i found two hackers and i need you to find them and report them, because of cunts like those hackers TF2 will die, looks like Valve does not care about hackers, its on the community to save the game

  • @yaseminates6079
    @yaseminates6079 5 років тому +5293

    Dane.... You talked about dispensers but you forgot your dispenser intro

  • @gratenbrecher609
    @gratenbrecher609 3 роки тому +198

    6:10 "And most people in TF2 are on a seafood diet, if they see food they kill it" - genius

  • @missingtexture1996
    @missingtexture1996 6 років тому +548

    3:30 “Entertaining and educational”
    *Starts hitting the tank with the fan-o-war*

    • @frut_jooos
      @frut_jooos 4 роки тому +14

      Quality content at its finest

    • @zizan2071
      @zizan2071 4 роки тому +1

      Mmm 69 likes. I'mma ruin it.

    • @LittleIdiot858
      @LittleIdiot858 4 роки тому +9

      Zizan you are like hitler, but even hitler cared about Germany or something

    • @austinhobbesandjustin
      @austinhobbesandjustin 4 роки тому +2

      thats not entertaining. thats infuriating

    • @BlindingLight
      @BlindingLight 4 роки тому

      I can say after today that the fan o war tank thing does work
      If you wait to fail the wave

  • @snubcube
    @snubcube 5 років тому +1550

    How to play Engineer
    Step 1. Build sentries.
    Step 2. Please refer to step 1.

    • @Kjajo
      @Kjajo 5 років тому +30

      Step 3. Repeat

    • @doctorofskillz2932
      @doctorofskillz2932 5 років тому +20

      Step 4 do it again

    • @sarantuyanansal7212
      @sarantuyanansal7212 5 років тому +41

      Step 5 *GrAB A GuITAr*

    • @sarunotaslt
      @sarunotaslt 5 років тому +31

      Step 7 YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWW

    • @dioxide39
      @dioxide39 5 років тому +19

      Step 9. Get stabbed by a spy and complains on the chat

  • @engineergaming4534
    @engineergaming4534 4 роки тому +6441

    Use dispensers as shields against bullets.
    Just like what i did with my kids.
    Sorry Jimmy

  • @justanaverageinternetuser2473
    @justanaverageinternetuser2473 3 роки тому +160

    ''What makes me a good dispenser? If I were a bad dispenser I wouldn't be sitting here discussing it with you now would I?!''

  • @Sercil00
    @Sercil00 4 роки тому +856

    "don't put your dispenser ON TOP of a health pack or you can't pick them up"
    I sometimes like to do that to ammo packs or medpacks, if I don't think I will need them myself. It's a tiny hindrance to enemy spies but also enemy scouts/soldiers who step behind the front lines. If they want the health/ammo, they have to destroy your dispenser. This will alert you and possibly your team. They may also need to reload to do that. It may seem like no big deal to reload 2-3 shots, but if you're burning or retreating from a fight with low health, then having to destroy a dispenser before grabbing some health can be a huge problem.
    You're giving dispenser armor to a medpack.

    • @rtwo_5070
      @rtwo_5070 4 роки тому +15

      lmao

    • @bobisnotaperson
      @bobisnotaperson 4 роки тому +44

      That's kinda smart

    • @actuallyEvilTwo
      @actuallyEvilTwo 4 роки тому +6

      You can pick up for a bit.

    • @maximsavage
      @maximsavage 4 роки тому +10

      You're also taking that medpack away from your teammates, though. It's gotta be quite the balancing act to figure out whether it's more likely to be useful than harmful.

    • @Sercil00
      @Sercil00 4 роки тому +128

      ​@@maximsavage Not really, your own buildings only block you but your teammates can walk right through. At worst, you make it a little harder for them to see if the healthpack has already respawned, but they usually clip through the dispenser. People will usually pick it up just from running too close to the dispenser.

  • @nickyto6200
    @nickyto6200 7 років тому +711

    dispensers save lives, sentries get kills and teleporters win games-UNCLE DANE

    • @zenninja10
      @zenninja10 7 років тому +33

      That quote is much older than Dane, like 2008.

    • @theouterinn
      @theouterinn 7 років тому +90

      Today I learned that Dane is 9 years old

    • @SunsetDashie
      @SunsetDashie 7 років тому +73

      After 9 years in development, we hope Dane was worth the wait.
      wat is my problem?

    • @tyboy329
      @tyboy329 7 років тому +1

      9 months not years

    • @uzunaruMelonness
      @uzunaruMelonness 7 років тому +5

      Dispensers also helps other engineers build other dispensers which save lives faster, upgrading sentries and teleporters faster that makes getting kills and winning games faster. So thank you dispensers!

  • @evening_awning
    @evening_awning 5 років тому +392

    I could totally imagine dane walking around the supermarket with a camera and dispenser plushy

  • @TheFakeAxolotlDood
    @TheFakeAxolotlDood 4 роки тому +1580

    "Soldier can't shoot in 2 directions"
    Beggars Bazooka: am I a joke to you

    • @thanthanh5190
      @thanthanh5190 3 роки тому +31

      Air Strike while on air can too

    • @paulcairns204
      @paulcairns204 3 роки тому +46

      Soilder hurt himself in his confusion!

    • @StuffyMc
      @StuffyMc 3 роки тому +12

      SOLDIER fucking died!

    • @thepizzatime3502
      @thepizzatime3502 3 роки тому +9

      @@paulcairns204 thats essentially me trying to rocket jump or use beggars bazooka

    • @mroguretxs9651
      @mroguretxs9651 3 роки тому +6

      Yes. Beggars bazooka is a joke.

  • @julesedelweiss
    @julesedelweiss 5 років тому +824

    4:36 Wait a minute that's a mEdIuM aMmO pAcK iT dOeSn'T gIvE 200 mEtAl
    *I'm gonna give Dane a piece of my mind*

    • @Arslan35
      @Arslan35 4 роки тому +10

      Riot

    • @helix2331
      @helix2331 4 роки тому +7

      @CoolDerp25 yes

    • @thebulletbot3329
      @thebulletbot3329 4 роки тому +7

      Actually, engineers drop their metal count on death. So if you kill an engie with only 1 metal, if you pick up their medium ammo pack, you only get one metal.
      So it is totally possible to get 200 metal from a medium pack.

    • @Arslan35
      @Arslan35 4 роки тому

      @@thebulletbot3329 rlly

    • @ethanblair981
      @ethanblair981 4 роки тому

      @@thebulletbot3329 nah bullshit

  • @FinnKid1
    @FinnKid1 7 років тому +510

    Watch the video.
    Get motivated to actually do good in the game with engie.
    Do terrible.
    Try training.
    Do terrible.
    Close TF2, leave it alone for a few days.
    Repeat.

    • @alexanderstilianov
      @alexanderstilianov 6 років тому +14

      Play a different class
      Do great
      Love it
      Start maining it

    • @gibuswagen4470
      @gibuswagen4470 6 років тому +10

      literally my tf2 life. Watch a guide,learn from the guide and play tf2. Do atrocious,get upset

    • @allenholloway5109
      @allenholloway5109 6 років тому +4

      This is me but with Spy.

    • @rarehyrda8703
      @rarehyrda8703 5 років тому +3

      BUT UNCLE DANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNE

    • @katatonikbliss
      @katatonikbliss 5 років тому +3

      The important part is to not give up, and constantly improve at classes you're bad at...
      ...or just go pyro and get easy frags on most classes.

  • @Darkmoon67
    @Darkmoon67 3 роки тому +460

    "The age old question on prom night: Where do I put it?"
    I fucking love you Dane.

    • @TF2Scout..
      @TF2Scout.. 2 роки тому +5

      Lol

    • @entertainme7523
      @entertainme7523 2 роки тому +1

      i don't get it

    • @insertnamehere7228
      @insertnamehere7228 2 роки тому +82

      @@entertainme7523 after prom night, people lose their memory of how to eat, so they have to be retaught where to put the food.

    • @shinydewott
      @shinydewott Рік тому +20

      @@insertnamehere7228 doing a little trolling

    • @TF2enjoyer-jm5jm
      @TF2enjoyer-jm5jm Рік тому

      @@entertainme7523 sex

  • @asdfoifhvjbkaos
    @asdfoifhvjbkaos 4 роки тому +181

    meet the engie:
    "build 4 sentries and sit on your ass for the rest of the game" (don't even bother upgrading them all the way)

  • @andrewli7423
    @andrewli7423 7 років тому +149

    Actually, it's been stated that the Quick-Fix's Ubercharge shorted out after the first time it was used, meaning that directly after the Meet the Medic video, in which the Uber is used, the Quick-Fix never again was able to Uber.

    • @zoeengland6823
      @zoeengland6823 7 років тому +13

      Andrew Li Also, the four sentries could mean four engies..

    • @Andrew-ow6fq
      @Andrew-ow6fq 7 років тому +10

      Andrew Li, no way, that's cool! Where did you learn this?

    • @coffeetext
      @coffeetext 7 років тому +6

      Stanley the Grapefruit
      The TF2 Wiki, I believe.

    • @capra-cabra7146
      @capra-cabra7146 7 років тому +5

      Andrew Li Yeah, the Quick Fix was the medigun's original prototype, from which a new medigun (AKA, the stock medigun) was built afterwards with the intent of creating a functioning medigun that could withstand delivering consecutive ubers efficiently.

    • @abigfatblob
      @abigfatblob 7 років тому

      after some researching i think he got it from the 4th page of the uber update page on the official site.
      that's where i got it anyway.

  • @jacobicorpuz5493
    @jacobicorpuz5493 4 роки тому +596

    I love how the new first thing instead of meet the engineer when you search engineer TF2, it's how it FEELS to play engineer.

    • @athan13590
      @athan13590 3 роки тому +67

      A.k.a. the worst ''how it FEELS to'' video. Lazy himself sucks at the class and makes common mistakes like building in the open, don't get me wrong, that is excepted from someone who claims to not like building characters and he is a great player. I'm just saying that it doesn't do any justice to its theme character and teaches new Engineers that Engineering sucks.

    • @draconiclegends2007
      @draconiclegends2007 3 роки тому +6

      He's good enough for me

    • @hamgoob
      @hamgoob 3 роки тому +27

      @@athan13590 valid criticism?!?!?!? I’m angry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @rod5943
      @rod5943 3 роки тому +8

      The search results also depend on what content you watch too i think.

    • @GhostofFarta
      @GhostofFarta 3 роки тому +8

      @@athan13590 I agree, learning to REALLY aim your shotgun and REALLY manage your buildings well is the best thing you can do, and extremely fun too.

  • @aquamarinerose5405
    @aquamarinerose5405 4 роки тому +844

    "I mean, I'm not stranger to being satisfied sometimes"
    The mental image of a chibi Dispenser rubbing one out to a humanized version of itself is not a mental image I ever wanted in my life.
    But it is one that I am happy to have.

    • @awhahoo
      @awhahoo 3 роки тому +14

      what

    • @aquamarinerose5405
      @aquamarinerose5405 3 роки тому +14

      @@awhahoo that happened in the video basically

    • @awhahoo
      @awhahoo 3 роки тому +24

      @@aquamarinerose5405 I looked at it closer and yeah.
      She kinda does look like a humanized dispenser

    • @Sanctum8888
      @Sanctum8888 3 роки тому +3

      hol' up

    • @baronbonk258
      @baronbonk258 3 роки тому +6

      @@awhahoo that’s because it is, it’s from a video that i can’t quite remember the name of but it’s basically a spy falling in love with a sentry that turned into a woman

  • @peteydog1473
    @peteydog1473 3 роки тому +143

    2:58
    There isn't a mistake in the medic video, it was intentional
    on the quickfixe's release page it states the ubercharge functionality shorted out after its first use

  • @MegaJani
    @MegaJani 5 років тому +219

    8:23 That flying ammo box tho

    • @mosio.2504
      @mosio.2504 4 роки тому +5

      Free ammo for that sniper dancing while sniping IN EVERY BORNEO MATCH I PLAY

    • @green3814
      @green3814 4 роки тому +3

      that flying ammo box did a sick jump

    • @НазгульСалим
      @НазгульСалим 3 роки тому

      T H I C C

  • @grumpytoadgaming9742
    @grumpytoadgaming9742 4 роки тому +1328

    Dane: "Hey wait, YOU CAN'T BUILD MORE THAN ONE SENTRY GUN"
    Me: * remembers that one disposable sentry flask from mvm * "I'm gonna give Dane a piece of my miNNnnddDDd!"

    • @cragnorthegoblinking4269
      @cragnorthegoblinking4269 4 роки тому +109

      Hey wait, thats not a canteen! Im GoNnA gIvE GrUmPyToAdGaMiNg A pIeCe Of My MiNd!!!

    • @KennyCoolestEver
      @KennyCoolestEver 4 роки тому +77

      Hey Wait, with disposable sentry can only reach 2 sentries, not 4!
      I'm GoNnA GiVe gRuMpY ToAd gAmInG A PiEcE Of mY MiNd

    • @AVI-lh6rm
      @AVI-lh6rm 4 роки тому +39

      i have to say, "grumpy toad gaming" is one of the best usernames i've heard in a while. but it probably has to do with my bias on frogs and toads lol

    • @Nemcat7
      @Nemcat7 3 роки тому +20

      Avi broke a potential chain, iM gOnNa gIvE aVi a PiEcE oF mY mInD!!..,!,!,.,!!?!!!!!!

    • @pancakecommanderandbowser2279
      @pancakecommanderandbowser2279 3 роки тому +14

      @@Nemcat7 this chain only had around one update every month that's not a very good chain I'm GOnA gIvE NEmcAT A pIeCe oF mY MiNd

  • @gregtheflyingwhale
    @gregtheflyingwhale 7 років тому +425

    Only uncle Dane could make a video about dispensers 15 MINUTES LONG

    • @Tempe_
      @Tempe_ 7 років тому +59

      And yet it's​ over all too soon

    • @Fs-zo8ws
      @Fs-zo8ws 7 років тому +7

      Love is a long history

    • @Gaming_______
      @Gaming_______ 7 років тому +13

      AND make it interesting all the way!

    • @edgygigas
      @edgygigas 7 років тому +2

      7 minutes of it is filler lol
      *its like DBZ*

    • @notfreeman6809
      @notfreeman6809 7 років тому

      and 18 seconds

  • @Profile__1
    @Profile__1 3 роки тому +136

    Coming back to this video, I wonder how different a majority of engineer players would be if the "Meet the Engineer" video showed him running his ass off, scrounging for metal/ammo, desperately balancing the construction of his buildings as his team is nowhere to be seen. He fights against Scouts, Spies, Demos, etc., BARELY able to keep himself and his buildings alive. It soon becomes too much for him to manage, but just in the nick of time his teleporter finally comes online and his team begins showing up to help him out. Personally I feel that the "turtling" style of the engi is so popular because the video itself encourages that sort of mentality, with Engineer literally sitting down doing nothing while his guns take care of the work. If the video showed him being more active and more realistically frantic as he tries to keep his buildings up, I think more players would've subconsciously started playing more aggressively.

    • @mariustan9275
      @mariustan9275 Рік тому +12

      Maybe have him at the end of fighting everything he sits on a pile of corpses playing a guitar.

    • @nostur4984
      @nostur4984 Рік тому +9

      I can confidently say that might have been what they intended because the tutorial teaches to put all of the buildings next to each other as well. The guitar-playin and calmly sitting reflects the turtle lifestyle of standing far behind the frontline, waiting for people to come to you and chillin with dispensers up the A$$

    • @theshadowwalker8244
      @theshadowwalker8244 10 місяців тому

      This made me imagine lazypurples engineer video when he’s dealing out

  • @bioluminescentbro179
    @bioluminescentbro179 6 років тому +430

    5:24
    The famous prom night question
    "WHERE DO I PUT IT?"
    THIS OVAL HOLE OF THIS TINY WHOLE?
    OR MABYE THIS THING HERE?

    • @tygonmaster
      @tygonmaster 6 років тому +34

      Just Chill Duct tape turns "No" into "Mphhh!". Wait...shit Pryo is into some kinky stuff.

    • @africa7851
      @africa7851 6 років тому

      Lugeer yes

    • @mixinthebisquic1238
      @mixinthebisquic1238 5 років тому +1

      Yeet straight into the tiny play it safe

    • @phillipthebassist2348
      @phillipthebassist2348 4 роки тому +1

      Woah woah woah!

    • @renno2679
      @renno2679 4 роки тому

      How do you misspell something you got right the first time

  • @PumPuum
    @PumPuum 7 років тому +320

    Slight note: Quick Fix ubering on the Meet your medic video is because it was the first time being used. Then after that one use it broke and it no longer could uber, but just heal faster instead. If you see the weapon description you can see it says "prototype"

    • @senorrandom438
      @senorrandom438 7 років тому +68

      That also explains why it doesn't Uber the medic along with the heavy.

    • @GrimmXilixion
      @GrimmXilixion 7 років тому +1

      Wasn't Medic's primary weapon also supposed to be the Stock Shotgun?

    • @LiamMoffitt
      @LiamMoffitt 7 років тому

      Ender Elements It did not have the model of the quickfix.

    • @randomtexanguy9563
      @randomtexanguy9563 Рік тому

      @@Maestro_Gear Reading established lore and posting it is not being a nerd...

    • @somepersononyoutube2781
      @somepersononyoutube2781 Рік тому

      @@randomtexanguy9563 bro really deleted their comment

  • @TheSpartaRemixers
    @TheSpartaRemixers 6 років тому +1264

    But wait a minute... Scout can't dodge SENTRY'S BULLETS!
    In meet the Scout. :v

    • @isuccblocks999
      @isuccblocks999 6 років тому +36

      In meet the scout it was a level 1 sentry and a good scout can doge the bullets

    • @Land07
      @Land07 6 років тому +94

      Treyzer You still can't dodge a level 1 at a distance lmao

    • @JustSomeRandomPrick
      @JustSomeRandomPrick 6 років тому +11

      I'm pretty sure that's the Heavy firing his gun

    • @beeninja2539
      @beeninja2539 6 років тому +23

      The Sparta Remixers technically he can it’s just stupid hard. If he circles the sentry it can’t spin fast Enough to shoot him.

    • @girf4233
      @girf4233 6 років тому +1

      Well not really, when scout starts running the sentry has changed for a firing heavy...

  • @HuneeBruh
    @HuneeBruh 3 роки тому +125

    I _always_ make dispensers when i'm engineer, even if there's already one.

  • @Arleharm
    @Arleharm 7 років тому +456

    Thank you, thank you, THANK YOU for making this video.
    I’m usually playing as DefencePyro or PyroBro, and I'm sooo tired of pub engies who never build anything but sentries and whine on me for “taking their metal”. I even did a spraypaint poster to remind them of dispensers (it's a shame that Valve servers now have spraypaints disabled by default).
    So, I really hope to see more of this handy buildings in pub games in future.

    • @moreau3757
      @moreau3757 7 років тому

      Irvitzer the Toy Soldier what was the spray?

    • @strollas
      @strollas 7 років тому

      phhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    • @Arleharm
      @Arleharm 7 років тому

      @Ben moreau: nothing really special: fav.me/d9rbjr6

    • @vpe1541
      @vpe1541 7 років тому

      Irvitzer the Toy Soldier Pybro*

    • @njo191
      @njo191 7 років тому +1

      You are a credit to the team!

  • @taste5728
    @taste5728 7 років тому +225

    I seriously want to cosplay as a dispenser
    Not an engineer
    A dispenser, i would scream "WWWWHHHOOOSSSHHHH" and make a healing glow for my teammates

    • @poyopoyo4619
      @poyopoyo4619 7 років тому +15

      Giving out bandages and nerf bullets to people while going past them.

    • @jackglennon939
      @jackglennon939 7 років тому +2

      Use a fan for the noise, and a torch (or flashlight if you're American) for the light.

    • @John4Dragon
      @John4Dragon 7 років тому

      Jack Glennon fan?

    • @BigJay_
      @BigJay_ 7 років тому +5

      Taste Then you bring sandwiches with you, and when someone passes by you you give them one

    • @hleghe810
      @hleghe810 7 років тому

      Taste pic pls

  • @caber3892
    @caber3892 6 років тому +252

    Meanwhile in meet the demoman,
    Wait a minute... PILLS DON'T INSTANTLY EXPLODE IF THEY BOUNCE OFF THE GROUND!
    A'm gonnta geev valve ah piece o' my mind...

    • @blitzkrieg7353
      @blitzkrieg7353 5 років тому +23

      YOU CANT DETONATE STICKIES WHILE TAUNTING AND IM ANGRY CUZ I WANTED TO LOOK COOL REEEEEE!!!!1

    • @Coryn02
      @Coryn02 5 років тому +7

      Scout can't dodge a Sentry's bullets, either.

    • @blitzkrieg7353
      @blitzkrieg7353 5 років тому +3

      @@Coryn02 actually he wasnt dodging the sentry's bullets but heavy's minigun bullets

    • @chewtag
      @chewtag 4 роки тому

      not to mention sentries cannot target nor destroy pills shot at it

    • @xquo2714
      @xquo2714 4 роки тому

      that one has a disclaimer

  • @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606
    @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 4 роки тому +568

    In your Quick-fix rant, there's an error. You typed "and" instead of "all" at one point, making that sentence confusing at first. This is a frustrating, and, quite frankly, disturbing mistake that you must fix immediately.

    • @kerbonaut2059
      @kerbonaut2059 4 роки тому +33

      Even though said Quick Fix rant is actually wrong and the Ubercharge has been justified in lore as being the prototype Medigun that shorted out after the Meet the medic and was reverse engineered for Megaheal?

    • @slved
      @slved 4 роки тому +6

      weird how the rockets didnt move the ubered heavy unless that was a combination of stock and quickfix uber??

    • @stefandev4689
      @stefandev4689 3 роки тому +11

      Frankly, there is a grammatical error in your argument. We’re you said “This is a frustrating, and, quite frankly, disturbing mistake” you forgot to put an “a” in between “frankly” and “disturbing”. I suggest you seek out and fix this error immediately in order to make your point clearer.

    • @foiledagain1914
      @foiledagain1914 3 роки тому

      Should he

    • @foiledagain1914
      @foiledagain1914 3 роки тому +1

      Should he quick-fix it immediately?

  • @stastus9433
    @stastus9433 4 роки тому +101

    Teleporters: “Am I a joke to you?”

    • @mosio.2504
      @mosio.2504 4 роки тому +3

      I have flashback of a demoman who destroyed my teleporter I put on the top of tower of Highertower

  • @6letterss
    @6letterss 7 років тому +190

    The best thing about good dispenser placement is beating all the medics in healing done at the end

    • @necrobonesgaming2424
      @necrobonesgaming2424 7 років тому +30

      judging by the average pub medic's "very high" skill level I think you could beat them in healing done by eating about 2.4 sandviches

    • @myar4931
      @myar4931 7 років тому +15

      As a pub medic main who takes pride in always having top heals, that would hurt my pride a good deal...

    • @nohandlesplease
      @nohandlesplease 7 років тому +4

      Really, it depends on how confident the medic is, a good medic simply cannot be topped by a dispenser. An average Pub medic can be topped by the Pretty Boys Pocket Pistol.

    • @ZERO-tv5zg
      @ZERO-tv5zg 7 років тому

      Not a thief You see them shooting at sentries with the needle gun. Also they don't know how to deal with the trajectory of the needles so they treat it like an hitscan weapon only to make those needles fall into the ground some meters in front of them

    • @ahmedsalih7287
      @ahmedsalih7287 7 років тому

      YES

  • @beans9455
    @beans9455 5 років тому +67

    So
    This is what I got from this
    Put a dispenser
    On the battle

  • @turtleturtle9120
    @turtleturtle9120 3 роки тому +54

    I feel overwhelmingly lucky that I watched Tftubers way before I actually started playing TF2, even though I'm still crap at the game I at least know where to put a dispenser

  • @Omnywrench
    @Omnywrench 6 років тому +184

    "Does this mean I get to build a dispenser now?"
    Oh no! You can't build a dispenser without first understanding the phrase... TURD!
    "TURD?"
    Once you understand "TURD", you'll understand your place in the team. But what does TURD mean? It's actually a carefully organized code. Watch closely:
    Teammates
    Usually
    Request
    Dispensers
    "Ahh, TURD!"
    Looks like Engie understands TURD!
    Here's a typical Heavy. I wonder what he wants! Well if we just remember TURD, we can figure it out!
    "ENGINEER!"
    Do you think he's going to order A: A sandvich, B: an expensive hat, or C: a dispenser?
    "POOT DISPENSER HERE!"
    Ah, TURD, you never let us down!

    • @willpatton8548
      @willpatton8548 4 роки тому +2

      No one uses my dispenser they just run all the way back to spawn

    • @sud1881
      @sud1881 3 роки тому

      This is genius how did you come up with this?

  • @orealz
    @orealz 6 років тому +198

    But the real question is....
    DID YOU GET KICKED?!!!!!

    • @deadlyslayer2509
      @deadlyslayer2509 5 років тому +1

      No

    • @prankest7440
      @prankest7440 5 років тому +6

      He was being cool in a no cool dudes zone, guessing he’s running from the cops

    • @cheryl9809
      @cheryl9809 4 роки тому +2

      Sonictheporcipine the description...

  • @happysedits
    @happysedits 7 років тому +1257

    Hey look buddy, I'm a dispenser..
    That means I give you health and ammo..
    Not to the enemies, but to heavies screaming ''Poot dispenser here!''
    because that would fall within the perview of your
    conundrums of philosophy.

    • @happysedits
      @happysedits 7 років тому +10

      Also, great video, Dane!

    • @edwii
      @edwii 7 років тому +4

      eyy its Burny my favorite dank memer xD

    • @Wakwise
      @Wakwise 7 років тому +1

      Oh shoot its Burny!

    • @SirBrut
      @SirBrut 7 років тому +1

      Burny | Happys Edits | TF2. you are a genius sir

    • @sirquifilous6276
      @sirquifilous6276 7 років тому +1

      It took me to long to see the quote there...

  • @paintrain3367
    @paintrain3367 3 роки тому +175

    Kept a dispenser up for 40 minutes on a 2fort server in the enemy fort, we had 3 heavies and basically spawncamped blu the entire game. The only blu thing that touched the bridge that game was their ragdolls

    • @MatiasPlayerOne
      @MatiasPlayerOne 3 роки тому +16

      such a dirty move

    • @boomeronet7888
      @boomeronet7888 3 роки тому +21

      40 MINUTES WHAT DID YOU DO TO THOSE POOR BOYS

    • @doororama8535
      @doororama8535 3 роки тому +5

      They didn’t uber that entire time?

    • @paintrain3367
      @paintrain3367 3 роки тому +21

      @@doororama8535 everyone wants to be ubered but no one wants to plant a tre- I mean play medic

    • @doororama8535
      @doororama8535 3 роки тому +6

      @@paintrain3367 as a medic main I feel insulted

  • @yrovas9277
    @yrovas9277 5 років тому +89

    6:06 *THAT DISPENSER IS A SPY!*

  • @BlueBerry_3
    @BlueBerry_3 4 роки тому +63

    this was released almost 3 years ago and for me it still feels like it was released a week ago

  • @Советский-Гопник
    @Советский-Гопник 7 років тому +225

    6:44 king raja is a OP complainer

    • @d1mensi0n70
      @d1mensi0n70 7 років тому +30

      Aref Dahabreh you mean Ring Kaja

    • @MadamWarper
      @MadamWarper 6 років тому +6

      That was the greatest part of this

    • @exxelsetijadi5348
      @exxelsetijadi5348 6 років тому +3

      Angkel den

    • @mysoncrumphaseveryinjury3853
      @mysoncrumphaseveryinjury3853 5 років тому

      The more I watch his videos the greater Indian accent becomes in my eyes.

    • @dioxide39
      @dioxide39 5 років тому +1

      T-Series in TF2 world. But better than in the real world

  • @okamida8359
    @okamida8359 3 роки тому +48

    As a pyro main I can say that everytime I am on low health and I get saved by a dispenser I will just "I shall protect this dispenser with every cell of my being."

    • @AVI-lh6rm
      @AVI-lh6rm 2 роки тому +2

      came here a whole year later just to say nice profile pic bro

    • @okamida8359
      @okamida8359 2 роки тому +1

      @@AVI-lh6rm ho, thanks

    • @gamingtoday1906
      @gamingtoday1906 8 місяців тому

      came here 2 years later to say you have a cool pfp

    • @okamida8359
      @okamida8359 8 місяців тому

      @@gamingtoday1906 damn, I'm not even a pyro main anymore, I'm a medic main

  • @pikalop
    @pikalop 5 років тому +69

    I can just imagine this guy walking around in public with a dispenser plush and recording it.

    • @tall_prince
      @tall_prince 5 років тому +2

      I would just love to see that happen irl
      Just this random guy making a popular video in your street

  • @Shoxic666
    @Shoxic666 6 років тому +191

    Are dispensers gas pumps or vending machines?!

  • @moickjs2975
    @moickjs2975 5 років тому +113

    Whoa that music reminds me of:
    “Initiate an accelerated back-hop towards a ramped surface behind you”

  • @aperson4287
    @aperson4287 3 роки тому +14

    Dispensers have, in my opinion, the best design of any of the Engineers tools. Including all of his weapons. It looks like Engie stole some Pac-Man cabinet and some 50s car parts and made a tiny vending machine of death.

  • @Jayy5
    @Jayy5 7 років тому +602

    Fuck sentries. You matter to me, Mr. Dispenser. I always build you first.

    • @tackthewise6421
      @tackthewise6421 7 років тому

      Jayy Me too

    • @highwarchiefthales9625
      @highwarchiefthales9625 7 років тому +14

      You can build a Sentry and a Dispenser if you build a Dispenser first, but you can only build a Sentry if you build the Sentry first, so you are correct at building the Dispenser first.

    • @TurtleDude-cy9mw
      @TurtleDude-cy9mw 7 років тому

      was that intro using a dispenser backpack! I need that!!!!

    • @stargazer378
      @stargazer378 7 років тому

      I love dispensers, they have saved my life more times then I can count.

    • @SunsetDashie
      @SunsetDashie 7 років тому

      my order is telly ent., depens., telly exit, and sentry.

  • @spore214
    @spore214 7 років тому +308

    the age old prom night question: Where do i put it?

    • @purpleice2343
      @purpleice2343 6 років тому +11

      Where your team is and not up your ass, thanks.

    • @Ghoffman91
      @Ghoffman91 6 років тому +3

      Close to the front without being exposed to enemy attacks or exposing your teammates to attacks while using it. If you got a rescue ranger you do not need to shove it up your ass to get metal when you need it to fix the sentry gun.
      If my metal is running low I take out the rescue ranger and continue repairing it with the metal I have left as I retreat to the dispenser. I continue repairing as needed from afar while I am filling metal at the dispenser and then switch back to my wrench when I run back to the sentry gun with max metal.
      Of course its vital you keep the rescue ranger fully loaded at all times, take every opportunity you can to reload when the enemy team temporarily ceases attacking the sentry. More inexperienced engies tend to forget to reload it when they are done using it for the moment, and then end up shit creek without a paddle when they need to use it for a quick save only to find the thing is empty and cannot fire.

    • @LilMushroomFella1
      @LilMushroomFella1 6 років тому

      Way too good lol

    • @WaterDroplet02
      @WaterDroplet02 6 років тому

      obver der

    • @SeriousApache
      @SeriousApache 6 років тому

      pootis spenser here

  • @sarahk6353
    @sarahk6353 7 років тому +32

    The most emotional movie of the decade

  • @thebaldpizzaman6319
    @thebaldpizzaman6319 4 роки тому +17

    6:37
    Bold of you to assume that they know that it heals

  • @prefeudalalgebra
    @prefeudalalgebra 7 років тому +251

    To: Eric Smith
    From: tf2fan2002
    Subject: DISTURBING MISTAKE IN THE MEET THE MEDIC VIDEO
    I regret to inform you that there is a terrible mistake in your Meet The Medic video. The medic uses a QUICK-FIX in order to grant invulnerability to the Heavy Weapons Guy, but ACTUALLY in-game the Quick-Fix only increases the healing rate to 300% and removes and movement impairing effects for the duration of the charge! I hope you take action to correct this awful and frankly disturbing mistake very soon, because it is very misleading and I hate it so much that I want to die.

    • @prefeudalalgebra
      @prefeudalalgebra 7 років тому +45

      To: Eric Smith
      From: tf2fan2002
      Subject: MISTAKE DISCOVERED IN MEET THE ENGINEER (DO NOT IGNORE)
      Okay, so now this is just getting ridiculous, Valve. First, you take away all of the epic troll Engie spots on Upward where you can build a teleporter under the ground, then you take away QUICKPLAY (I know we said we hated it back when it replaced the server browser, but NOW we f*cking love it). THEN I find this disturbing, awful mistake in your Meet the Engineer video: in this video, the Engineer is able to build MULTIPLE SENTRY GUNS AT ONCE. THAT IS NOT POSSIBLE IN-GAME, VALVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @raffihakim278
      @raffihakim278 7 років тому

      Bryce Cai Its possible to Build More than 1 Sentries.

    • @stellarfox5869
      @stellarfox5869 7 років тому

      +heck yeah alright show me how you can build more than one sentry.

    • @raffihakim278
      @raffihakim278 7 років тому

      Alessio Fantini console command build

    • @pozitivv8702
      @pozitivv8702 7 років тому +4

      +heck yeah ok m8 now go to casual game and place like 4 sentries on choke points.

  • @willowdrakon
    @willowdrakon 5 років тому +115

    "The third most reliable form of healing, the dispenser"
    Sad pootis hoovy sandvich noises

    • @7GamesUnlimited7
      @7GamesUnlimited7 5 років тому +6

      Well the sandwitch isnt as reliable as a dispenser hoovy can be the 4th more reliable form of healing :p

    • @willowdrakon
      @willowdrakon 5 років тому +6

      @@7GamesUnlimited7
      Hell no it isnt. That comment was meant to be a joke.

    • @WeeTheGee
      @WeeTheGee 4 роки тому +1

      First reliable form of healing is the medic. What’s the 2nd ?

    • @willowdrakon
      @willowdrakon 4 роки тому +2

      @@WeeTheGee im pretty sure Uncle Dane meant health packs

    • @WeeTheGee
      @WeeTheGee 4 роки тому +1

      Willowdrakon maybe, maybe

  • @PentaromaLMA0
    @PentaromaLMA0 5 років тому +15

    Engineer is one of the few classes that rewards us for playing it properly.
    Like you can instantly win just by playing right.

  • @Neo2266.
    @Neo2266. Рік тому +5

    I love how you changed the dispenser’s face for those 2 seconds when he’s “satisfied”

    • @thelordofthelostbraincells
      @thelordofthelostbraincells Рік тому

      Also a new meme tf2 character is a thing. Dispenser lady, first Mimi sentry and now this. Wth 😂

  • @ThefamousMrcroissant
    @ThefamousMrcroissant 4 роки тому +67

    "Age old prom-night question: where do I put it?" wowee

  • @WeTheEast
    @WeTheEast 4 роки тому +85

    9:53 Uncle Dane: social distancing dispensers since 2017.

  • @bromanr7209
    @bromanr7209 7 років тому +206

    HEY HE'S USING A FLARE GUN IN MEET THE PYRO

    • @adwans1491
      @adwans1491 6 років тому +3

      alej florestal YOU ARE A REALLY FAST THINKER

    • @AFXffs772
      @AFXffs772 6 років тому +27

      ITS ACTUALLY A SCORCH SHOT

    • @niksin9941
      @niksin9941 6 років тому +1

      DO THEY HAVE TO TELL YOU WHAT A SHOTGUN DOES, STUPID?

    • @PantsYT
      @PantsYT 5 років тому +1

      IT'S A FREAKING SCORCH SHOT

    • @brianangeli4378
      @brianangeli4378 5 років тому +2

      1. No duh
      2. A shotgun doesn’t fit the pyro’s character in the video
      3. Scorch shot

  • @Blobby90
    @Blobby90 4 роки тому +9

    "The age old prom night question... Where do I put it?"
    Uncle Dane...

  • @ShinySilverGamer
    @ShinySilverGamer 6 років тому +63

    Rip ammo through walls :( Ruined a lot of good spots on the MvM maps

  • @mightykami3651
    @mightykami3651 6 років тому +22

    Before dane: Time to place this on my back
    After dane: *Handy manny*

  • @Nathan-kk6lb
    @Nathan-kk6lb 4 роки тому +10

    2:56 I know this is a joke, but they did actually explain that on the Uber Update page back when Meet the Medic first came out: the Quick-Fix was the original prototype for the Medi Gun, but the invulnerability function burnt out after the first use (in Meet the Medic). But it still has much better than normal regeneration capabilities, hence why it’s available alongside the “modern” Medi Gun.
    Don’t ever doubt Valve’s attention to detail. The wrong gun in one video actually has an entire paragraph of lore explaining why. For Pete’s sake, they spent *seven years* building up the conclusion to a “yo momma” joke from Meet the Spy. Friggin’ Valve, man.

  • @johnsharle9011
    @johnsharle9011 4 роки тому +11

    11:57
    Nono, your teammates will be able to pick it up, but the enemy, and you won't be able too. That's completely worth it.

    • @marbens
      @marbens Рік тому +1

      He said "you" which means the builder in this context

    • @johnsharle9011
      @johnsharle9011 Рік тому

      @@marbens I know? Did you read the comment?

    • @marbens
      @marbens Рік тому +1

      @@johnsharle9011You said "no" twice which means you said disagreed to both things one of which being a fact

    • @johnsharle9011
      @johnsharle9011 Рік тому +1

      @@marbens I said "no no" as a figure of speech, not disagreeing with my first no.
      But you already knew that.

    • @marbens
      @marbens Рік тому +1

      @@johnsharle9011I meant you were disagreeing with both of the things he said

  • @markusvantassell6619
    @markusvantassell6619 7 років тому +19

    You were what inspired me to be a engineer main in a sea of snipers and spies

    • @majortom5049
      @majortom5049 5 років тому

      and pyros
      can't forget those Gibus W m1 pyros

  • @mass3760
    @mass3760 7 років тому +103

    But Uncle Dááááne......
    never stops being funny

  • @Hailix4240
    @Hailix4240 7 років тому +189

    The song used distracts me because it was in a soft core porn I watch often.
    Not important i just wanted to mention it

    • @eur0be4t3r
      @eur0be4t3r 6 років тому +6

      Hailix there’s kids watching

    • @francod.7752
      @francod.7752 5 років тому +6

      waht teh fuc

    • @Jok395
      @Jok395 5 років тому +8

      ...source?

    • @katatonikbliss
      @katatonikbliss 5 років тому

      ok degenerate

    • @SweetieOpaline
      @SweetieOpaline 5 років тому +3

      @@eur0be4t3r Why are you letting your child read stranger's Internet comments?

  • @willtheoct
    @willtheoct 4 роки тому +3

    Addendum to 11:20 - put your dispenser ON the health pack, so that enemies can't take it but your teammates can. Some soldiers and demos will die breaking it. Bonus if a sentry is nearby. It also lets your teammates avoid choosing between dispenser or hp, instead getting the best of both.
    Dane says you can't pick it up, but that's only during building, while placement is done in half the time. If you can afford this amount of time, put it on the hp and when you need the hp, pick up dispenser, grab hp, put it back

  • @LazyRare
    @LazyRare 7 років тому +259

    oh look it's that guy that sung that keemstar song a year ago

  • @pompeywarrior723
    @pompeywarrior723 7 років тому +146

    13:19 that random soldier in the background
    xP

    • @tutorialsource5134
      @tutorialsource5134 7 років тому

      Mr.Miner oh yea

    • @TomokoHimeko
      @TomokoHimeko 6 років тому +1

      PompeyWarrior72 SOLDIER GET BACK TO WORK!!!!

    • @WaterDroplet02
      @WaterDroplet02 6 років тому +2

      Sentry: hey, soldier, move
      Soldier: what?
      Sentry: look, danes making a video please ge-
      Soldier: You cant shoot me haha
      Sentry: pls go away now ;-;

  • @kineticenforcer1534
    @kineticenforcer1534 7 років тому +30

    8:33 I was expecting a "God Gaben" meme, but that works too

  • @VGamingJunkieVT
    @VGamingJunkieVT 4 роки тому +10

    Gunslinger Engies, Sometimes: Oh yeah, dispensers and teleporters DO still exist.

  • @Fames__
    @Fames__ 7 років тому +48

    Really nice editing. Good tunes. Useful information. Nice one Dane :)

    • @UncleDane
      @UncleDane  7 років тому +13

      Thank you! :D

    • @iscream4761
      @iscream4761 7 років тому +1

      Mindblow agreed 10/10 💖

  • @elkpants1280
    @elkpants1280 6 років тому +12

    The age old prom night question genuinely had me laugh out loud, well done.

  • @4gentY
    @4gentY 7 років тому +8

    2:56 This is the funniest moment of the entire video, its so well put together.

  • @ananmaysahu4563
    @ananmaysahu4563 4 роки тому +9

    just imagine dane sitting on the road with his phone or camera just pointing at a dispenser plushie.

  • @jemileedabear9630
    @jemileedabear9630 5 років тому +18

    Why he is not a million subs yet, this guy is special to the tf2 community.

  • @OmegaChase1002
    @OmegaChase1002 4 роки тому +36

    I keep coming back to these for the "BUT UNK-UL DAYYYYYEN..."

  • @evanredacted7977
    @evanredacted7977 4 роки тому +9

    This was one of, probably the first Uncle Dane video I watched. Thanks for helping me be a better Engineer, Dane. You rock.

  • @TheRealModernDuck
    @TheRealModernDuck 3 роки тому +17

    I just got the "Where do I put it?" question at 5:20. You got me Dane, you got me good.

  • @cammyman32
    @cammyman32 4 роки тому +27

    - Thumbnail says Hey.
    - Gets Lego advert.
    Nice.

  • @jimboleparrot1299
    @jimboleparrot1299 4 роки тому +19

    You never realize you miss something till it's not built 😔

  • @videomaker5167
    @videomaker5167 6 років тому +8

    What they could have done for the meet the engineer vid is make teleporter in the background with people teleporting to the front, with people running back for ammo from a Despenser in the background

  • @Fluxuation
    @Fluxuation 3 роки тому +84

    Engie used to actually be able to use 4 sentries. Imagine.

    • @bug_under
      @bug_under 3 роки тому +6

      oh god

    • @shookengie370
      @shookengie370 2 роки тому +3

      Scary

    • @deltacee9751
      @deltacee9751 2 роки тому +1

      the weakest texan

    • @lopezgonzalezfrancisco4731
      @lopezgonzalezfrancisco4731 Рік тому

      Take that concept and take it to thoose 5 engineers turtling on badwater last point...

    • @mishagaming1075
      @mishagaming1075 4 місяці тому

      @@lopezgonzalezfrancisco4731you remember those "if a bot updated tf2" videos, where one of the changes was letting engineer build an infinite amount of sentry guns?
      yeah, that's basically what you will see.

  • @XanaverForge
    @XanaverForge 7 років тому +43

    Uncle Dane should do a Pokémon playthrough given how much he uses that music.

  • @anoldradio
    @anoldradio 4 роки тому +6

    I remember in a capture the flag match there was like 6 engineers including me so we set up in the bottom floor (it was in the 2forts map) with a ton of dispensers and sentries. It was very accessible as that’s where we held the line. We calculated the splash range and distanced them so the sentries were hiding in the choke while the dispensers were in cover and enough to be a mini base. Definitely my best engine moment in tf2

  • @TheRealReem0h
    @TheRealReem0h 7 років тому +75

    Isn´t it funny that, in a video about dispensers, Uncle Dane doesn´t show his intro, of which he builds a dispenser in possibly the worst place ever.
    Just me?

  • @TrojanStrikeAnimations42069
    @TrojanStrikeAnimations42069 2 місяці тому +1

    in all seriousness i need that dispenser plush that's the cutest thing I've ever seen
    (yes, i know it's outta stock)