TOOL - Hooker With A Penis (Audio)
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- Опубліковано 31 лип 2019
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Lyrics:
I met a boy wearing Vans, 501s
And a dope Beastie tee, nipple rings
New tattoos that claimed that he
Was OGT, back from '92, from the first EP
And in between sips of Coke
He told me that he thought we were sellin' out
Layin' down, suckin' up to the man
Well now I've got some
Advice for you, little buddy
Before you point the finger
You should know that I'm the man
I'm the man and you're the man
And he's the man as well
So you can point that fuckin' finger up your ass
All you know about me is what I've sold ya, dumb fuck
I sold out long before you'd ever even heard my name
I sold my soul to make a record, dip shit
And then you bought one
I've got some advice for you, little buddy
Before you point the finger
You should know that I'm the man
If I'm the fucking man
Then you're the fucking man as well
So you can point that fuckin' finger up your ass
All you know about me is what I've sold you, dumb fuck
I sold out long before you'd ever even heard my name
I sold my soul to make a record, dip shit
And then you bought one
All you read and wear or see and
Hear on tv is a product begging for your
Fat-ass dirty dollar
Shut up and
Buy, buy, buy my new record
And buy, buy, buy, send more money
Fuck you, buddy
Fuck you, buddy
Fuck you, buddy
Fuck you, buddy
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This song in a nutshell:
"You're not just wrong, you're stupid."
OK, cat in the hat
@@akaicedtea6236 you're not just right, you're stupid
@@akaicedtea6236 its really under rated
@@akaicedtea6236 FUCK YOU BUDDY!!🤓🤘🤘🤘
@@akaicedtea6236 😜
So people ask me the name of the song that I'm jammin' out. And I'm like "Well..."
Thereisnotry lmao
"...it's complicated"
😆😆😆😆😆
¡jajaja!
Hahahaha I'm so the opposite i live ther names for their songs. Like stinkfist!!!!!
Imagine being the guy who inspired this song.
He probably listened to it and was probably happy that they wrote something about him or he was pissed that they wrote a song about him
LMFAO!!!
Yeah...tool fans lol
So basically everyone of us :P
I would rather be this guy than whoever it was that inspired The Outsider!
Female of the Night Who Possesses a Phallus
Ah yes, 'Female of the Night Who Possesses a Phallus', from my favorite band, 'Device or implement, especially one held in the hand, used to carry out a particular function'.
@Evangeline TOOL from an alternate universe
LMFAO! I don't know why that's so fucking hilarious. Nevertheless, it gave me a good laugh.
She is a lady of the evening
why was my first thought the one of a hooker *possessing a phallus* not as in she has a penis but possessing as like a ghost possession
" I'm the fucken man and you're the fucken man as well "
No truer words have been spoken in a song
Women: I tend to disagree
@@zanecraig962 ... Well shit there's a massive hole in the formula
@@zanecraig962 no i am the fucken man as well
@@conejo1595 no I'm the fuckin man ass well
@@zanecraig962 well he is the fuckin man as well so you can point that fuckin finger up your man
Song is so underrated. It’s impossible to not get pumped as fuck listening to this track
Facts!!
I’m from South Africa and my (black) friends are all into hip hop. When I played them this song back in the day, they completely flipped out. They’ve been fans ever since. So yeah, to your point, this song is a “pumped AF” song that breaches all barriers of race and culture. Excellent.
Lies again? Vigrx Penis
I think it's possible.....lol
AGREED!! The ONLY way to listen to it is UPPPPP
I dont know why, but I have the strangest desire to buy his new record
You should
Its not subliminal if its obvious?
@@sebazyo3122 257D chess, man - it's so overt that it's subliminal. Only the real galaxy brains understand the sheer nuance implicit in "send more money; fuck you, buddy".
When he said “spend more money” I started to buy Skyrim again without even thinking
new record out called 10,000 days, buy it so he can afford waffles
This album has the best song titles ever
Loving how the cover itself looks like an open wound that’s been buss to the white meat and finally stopped hemorrhaging blood. But, just needs a clean bandage now😎
Imagine being called little buddy by a 5’7 Maynard
Everyone is small in comparison to Maynard.
When you're a Tool fan and interpret everything literally, you're not a Tool fan.
@@Jojo_D_Northstar Modern society of dimwitted autistic people who only see things literally LOL
He's the man.
he's not talking about height you dipshit, just kiddin'
Lyrics
I met a boy
Wearing Vans, 501s
And a dope Beastie tee,
Nipple rings,
New tattoos
That claimed that he was OGT
Back from 92,
From the first EP
And in between sips of Coke
He told me that he thought
We were selling out
Laying down,
Sucking up to the man
Well now,
I've got some advice for you, little buddy
Before you point your finger,
You should know that I'm the man
I'm the man and you're the man
And he's the man as well
So you can point that
Fucking finger up your ass
All you know about me
Is what I've sold ya,
Dumb fuck
I sold out long before
You'd ever even heard my name
I sold my soul to make a record,
Dipshit
And then you bought one
I've got some advice for you,
Little buddy
Before you point your finger,
You should know that I'm the man
If I'm the fucking man,
Then you're the fucking man as well
So you can point that
Fucking finger up your ass
All you know about me
Is what I've sold ya,
Dumb fuck
I sold out long before
You'd ever even heard my name
I sold my soul to make a record,
Dipshit
And then you bought one
All you read and wear
Or see and hear on TV
Is a product begging
For your fat-ass, dirty dollar
Shut up and buy, buy,
Buy my new record
And buy, buy, buy,
Send more money
Fuck you, buddy
Fuck you, buddy
Fuck you, buddy
Fuck you, buddy
Goddamn, I scrolled for an hour looking for lyrics.
@@jimicusjolcen9460 google
Now I understand who the hooker is: Maynard. Thanx for the lyrics!
I believe, @@ares9684, that if someone already posted the lyrics that person deserves recognition for it.
@@jimicusjolcen9460 just because you believe something doesn't make it true.
Wake up to the real world...
one of the funniest and most right-on songs in existence.
Homo songs sucks
How can a band be this good
Integrity and respect for the medium.
It's "Tool" what do you expect
Because...
It’s TOOL.
Proof of God.
@@ogghostprepper9138 all you know about me is what i sold ya
Imagine being a person receiving a disstrack from fucking TOOL and it's named this. Holy shit Keenan must've been fuming for weeks straight
Maynard is the titular Hooker Eith a Penis from the title. He's saying to the dude who told him he was selling out, basically, "Yeah, I sold out before you even knew who I was."
Yea then Maynard ju jitsu's yo ass into the next room and your wondering wth just happend lol
lmao, not only that but he calls you "b u d d y" as he's dissing the shit out of you
He wrote it to you
Um, the title refers to Maynard not to the person he's talking to, lol
Korn : A.D.I.D.A.S
System Of a down : Violent Pornography
Tool :
Hooker With A Penis LOL
H WAP
and out of all those songs you said korns is the best and the most popular
@@Trevorhollis21 Certainly not the best...lmfao
Ur opinion
This song makes me know I’m the man
this song really makes you feel like the man 10/10
I’m the man as well
You're the man. I'm the man as well!
But in reality you're still a ass sniffer.
He's the man as well, so...
When I worked retail at the mall, we would turn this song to 11 at closing time and just feel the vibe pump through us as customers made a hurried and worried retreat from the store.
Lololol!!! I really can’t understand anyone not LOVING this song!! It is so bad fucking ASS!!!
Even funnier if you worked at a Hot Topic or Gottschalks.
@@atlnchristy you can't really get the lyrics,that's why
@@carlosandleon ok, the lyrics are about certain “people” or “fans” (if you will) who started criticizing the band. These people were saying that the band was becoming “soft”, that they were straying from their identity as a band.
This is something that effects many artists. Artists are like many of us who have faced challenges in our childhood, etc. Some challenges make people angry, rebellious, or critical about societal norms and rules.
These people/fans were criticizing the band because “they” saw the band as weaker now that their music was shifting from the hardcore thrasher rock band to one that wasn’t as abrasive. They were accusing the band as “sucking up to the man” rather than what was really happening, which was that the band was evolving, growing, etc. “The man” in this comment is the ‘mainstream music’. Music that is more politically correct, if you will. Music that doesn’t ‘rage against the machine.’
So, this song is a big Fuck You to one such fan who crossed paths with Maynard one day.
The song begins with Maynard describing how this fan was dressed and his overall appearance with his new tattoos, nipple rings etc. (this description is important because it lets you know that this “fan” is new to the hardcore thrashing rock genre.
Maynard is saying that this fan is in fact the man as well (because he chose to purchase music of a certain type and debase other genres) and that he is a joke because he hasn’t yet figured out that “the man” is the combination of ALL our decisions as consumers. So, when this fan is bitching about how TOOL is going soft by sucking up to the man, he is saying that HE is just as much the man as anyone. Which is why, at the end he talks about the guy buying their records and sending more money. It’s just saying what an idiot this guy is because he hasn’t figured out the basic principles of how the music industry or even basic consumerism operates.
Hope This Helps
@ATL’n Christy I'm saying you can't acoustically hear the lyrics in a supermarket considering the environment, it becomes white noise.
edit: spelling
Luckily for the guy with 501's, only HE knows who he is.
Oh what a perfectly PC comment lol, fucking idiot
@@yjjeeper1 lol
Hahaha
Yes he does and he knows God just like us.
@@yjjeeper1 wow someone is pissed off here out of context
I guess being called a “TOOL” is a compliment now thanks to these guys
It's always been a compliment for my (now) husband. I call him my "multi-purpose tool" and have ever since I first fould out how capable he is ... I've always said, "if you are not useful, then what would be the point of having you in my life?"
No....
@@rebeccathorndale7359 if I was your husband I would leave you for saying that disrespectful shit and I’d use my tool on more attractive women 😂
@@rebeccathorndale7359 woman moment
I always felt they chose the name TOOL so people would label themselves as such by wearing their band merch, this song kind of confirms it
I like how the title is actually the nicest thing of this song.
my god.... the last minute of this song.... this is one of those songs that NEEDS to be played at the highest fucking volume possible.
The last 4:35 of this song*
What’s the name of that album in your avatar? I forgot
@@thekidwhodraws I know I'm three months late lmfao but I'm pretty sure it's Jane doe by converge
@@alexthegs2624 ah! Thanks!
Just a normal day in Thailand
Lmao
Lmfao dude😭😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
True. In Phillipines too
Wait what
This is why I love tool, they do the complex prof stuff, but with songs like this they also remind everyone that they can fuckin rock as hard as pretty much anybody
That's what's missing from Fear Inoculum tbh. The songs are great, but there is some sort of briefness, levity and bangers missing. Not eeeevery song needs to be 10 minutes and above.
@@ViciousVicarious I agree, it's a solid album but there's no urgency in any of the songs
@@anthonyserfass2882 If there is a flaw in some of the songs, it really is that some of them just overstay their welcome.
I think Disturbed is still making music.
Dude this shit is is complicated…
It’s a 4/4 87bpm groove starting, then a three groove on top, into like a 6 or some shit and it all lines back up.
It’s so sick and Tight you don’t even realize it
I love how this is one of the heaviest songs they ever recorded to show that this song is one giant middle finger to the guy who called them sell outs. Lol
The more I hear this song the more badass it gets
It’s phenomenal.
The more you realize how fucked your accepted perception of reality is, chose chewers looking for a new deity
Cause it is badass
Welcome to TOOL
Hands down that drummer is a king on those percussions.
Danny Carey is THE GOAT of drumming
@@ivanatimkova968I think this album is amazing about percussions because it's work of a two drummers, remember member change happened just 1 year before this album and previous guy (who played in Undertow, I forgot his name ':)) worked on this for 2 years.
@@ahsenserhat9270It was the bass player, Paul D'amoure who left. Danny Carey has been with the band since they formed
If you ever feel like loosing control and try to destroy yourself and everything around you, just listen to this song as many time as you need to, very very loud.
Bro. Same
Hard times need loud music🤘🤘🤘😉😉.... Play it loud,Play it proud. I hope this day treats u well🙏
*losing
I do all the time. I still lose control.. Nothing against tool. maybe im the tool
There's better stuff for that, Tool is an experience, if you want heavy emotional stuff you gotta listen to metalcore or deathcore.
This is THE song that every punk band that ever existed wishes they could write.
@@go_rizzo_grow Prolly one of those pop punks.
@@go_rizzo_grow I think he means this is the kind of anger and intensity punk musicians think they have.
@@MikeMPharmaCyclist but they don´t, too much cigarretes and shitty food do not allow you to be that strong
@@go_rizzo_grow your comment is so fucking retarded that I cant even begin to explain how dumb you are for making it
"we got>>>ahead of ourselves
Don't ever search the internet for this songs title :(
Bad idea fellas
Now that's fuckin funny 😄
Gonna do it rn
😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
It's totally safe if you just add the word "Thailand."
Canadians: I'm not your buddy, friend.
Lol
I laughed harder at this comment than I probably should have 😂🤣😂
I'm not your friend, guy
If his the fucken man,then your the fucken man as well.
I'm not ur guy, pal
i typed this in but forgot to typ tool
i got images
Ey trent. Found you. Just like you did me on Jambi.
Looks like you also forgot to type an e.
@@spineappleteaoh
😟😟😟😟😟
This breakdown is one of my favorite in metal EVER
I have to say Hooker is my favorite Tool song. Danny’s drumming and Maynard’s vocals are a mind blowing combination which makes this song special.
This is also one of my favorites, seeing this live was insane..
@@KonProductions00
Lol. I bet it was!
@@KonProductions00 It was!
This one is my particular favorite!
You can say that about any tool song.
Saw Tool perform thus on their current tour in Tulsa, OK, USA (01/30/2022)
One of the best performances of the night. Was on my feet for this one screaming every note of the lyrics. It was sooooo fucking bad ass. Absolutely epic on the "Buy! Buy! Buy! My new record!"
They played it in Detroit last night! My first time seeing them, 40th bday present from my wonderful GF.
Same haha, i went nuts in the concert when they played this
Saw them play this in Feburary. New York 2022
Fond memories
Saw them in the 90"s, total bad ass experience
My favorite TOOL song ever.
me too
Same here
Connorshark you have great taste 👌🏼
with tool you really can't have any favorites, theres just too many
This was my favorite album & sentimental
This was my uncles favorite song. RIP
Pissed off Maynard is my favorite Maynard.
3:24 When you play a Tool song so loud that the glasses of your windows shatters
Tools honesty in music is always compelling. Raw emotion mixed vocals, guitars, and drums. C'est magnifique.
I guess they don't want to use metaphors or leave anything open to interpretation ?
These lyrics are really in your face
This is necessary.
Which contrast from their other stuff - as fits, this song is definitely a “let me be clear..” kind of message
You’re gonna love stinkfist
I remember listening to this for the 1st time when it came out way back in 96 & thinking to myself “did he just say what I think he said?!?”....rock songs didn’t do that back then,as if I wasn’t already in love with Tool this song solidified it & I hadn’t even made it thru the whole CD yet 🤘🏻🖤🤓by the time I got to the end of it & “Learn to Swim” was seared into my brain music was never the same...I was 25 then & im 48 now & I still have no problem telling someone who has it coming “Fuuuuck You Buddy!!!!!!”.....I mean the Seattle bands were angry & pissed but this shit blew that stuff outta the water,Tool didn’t mope around feeling sorry for themselves,they were confrontational which was right up my alley back then....best band on the planet hands down
You’re not 48, you mean you’re 46 and 2
@@carsonnelson5022 I am in love with your comment and for the first time ever, I am excited to turn 46&2 in 2020. Mystical clarity with that one!
@@justjulesnow i turn 46&2 on 2054
Almost the same experience here. I'm 50 and I freak my kids out sometimes thrashing around. Then I tell them about seeing tool third row center at Red Rocks Amphitheater in Colorado. Stay young!!
I bought this album with some of my birth money, 14 and nailed by Tool, Nashville on the 29thJan🤘
Punk rock Tool.
Listening to this song makes me want to tear shit up
You aren’t alone
love Maynard vocals here, especially the screams
This is definitely one of TOOL’s hidden gems. Probably because of its name lmao. But goddamn if it’s not one of their hardest hitting songs. The mic drop at the end just puts an explanation point on it.
Probably the most honest song I have ever heard.
Love this song and the message has never been more obvious .
Dont ever doubt Maynard about his musical talent that's for sure he will come back at you to the full extreme. Genius.
This song really reminds me of Acid Bath. The distorted "harsh" vocals especially
501s are a great fitting pair of jeans
Boycot Israel.
@@StevieJay404 underrated comment
@@StevieJay404 epic moment
If you’re gay
Stevie Jay FREE PALESTINE DEATH TO ISRAEL
My God this song is genius, and it makes me feel all warm inside.
whats the meanıng behind this song and why its genius? I'm interested!!. i love tool
@@mahranmahran4482 Buddy tells Maynard that TOOL's first EP Opiate was great, but they sold out afterwards. Maynard says he had already sold his soul to make Opiate, Buddy bought it, and fuck you for thinking I'm not the man!
@@mahranmahran4482 the song depicts an interaction between Maynard and a fan. The fan claims to be a long time fan, and believes that Maynard and Tool are selling out. Instead of being mad at him, Maynard agrees with him, and challenges him as to why that is a problem. He explains that he has sold out long before “you’d ever heard my name” and that “all you know about me is what I’ve sold you…”. Instead of being upset at a fan who believes he and his band has sold out, he is agreeing with his statement, and making him look stupid for having a problem with it, despite the fact that he is buying all of their records and attending their shows.
Send more Money!!
this is now officially my favorite youtube channel.
The louder you listen to tool the better it is!!!
ALL of my neighbors are fluent in TooL lyrics.....whether they wanna be or not
They played this during their set in Detroit last night! Wow, what a show! They killed it.
I was there!!! Cheers!
@poobah's daddy Yes yes and yes please! It was a blast!
@poobah's daddy I wish…
Damn ! Here I am on the other side of the Detroit River and can't cross the border. 😠
"Dad why is my sister's name Rose?"
"Because your mother loves roses"
"Oh, ok, thanks dad!"
"No problem, 2:34"
Orion Stucky took me a second but I got there....lol
I don't get it
The son's is named after the part of the song that starts at that time
@@samuelreyes5546 >:[
@@underleveled6920 ?
This is what they opened with when I 1st saw them back in 1997
Pretty OGT
I'm the man as well.
Profile pic checks out. \m/
I'm the man as well.
So am I, I am the fucking man
Nah u guys are weak I however im the ALPHA MALE!!!!!!!
we all are 😈
When you find out your date has "crowded pants"
I absolutely loved this song when I was in high school. I felt his pain. I could almost recite the lyrics
You say you felt his pain. Are you. Better now?
I love how a lot of TOOL songs are complex music and lyrical pieces which require a deep understanding of our own nature as humans and as a species.
And yet this one is just Maynard pissed off because a loser called him a sellout LOL.
This band...this song....I’m in love. It’s not garbage, there’s actually a message
With Tool, theres almost always a message
Yeah, "ya only know about him what" he's "sold 'you' " . . . that can take awhile right there.
Garbage is a cool band
SHUT UP AND BUY, BUY, BUY,
MY NEW RECORD
AND BUY, BUY, BUY,
SEND MORE MONEY
This was my wedding song
I FUCKING LOVE This 96' sound. Tool, Manson, etc. Killer time.
the OG shitposting song
Every time I think about people whinging about 'x, y, or z selling out', I come back to this song to just marinate in the sheer contempt this song pours out.
I think I should buy their new record.
0:53 that bend
ÆNIMA is the best album
Tool's best
Ever
It's tied with Dark Side.
yes
undertoe tho
When i was in high school i bought this album by the artwork on the cover alone...went home and listened to the whole cd and was blown away for the next 2 weeks....needless to say i have been a tool fan ever since and always will be....
Always loved this mindf..k of a song...
Hey Tim , it's Rihanna...
Thanks for introducing me to Tool ...
Even though for the 5 years I was coming to your apartment I didn't get tool *at* *all* -i thought they where terrible
Shyte
But then one day something hit me
And now I love tool and appreciate the production and skill that went into this art
I know we'll never talk again ... But thanks for teaching me a few things
-Rihanna
You and Tim need to sort stuff out, Lmao
Welcome to the family tho
Nice
You guys know Rhianna straight up copied Adele right?
This, ladies and gentlemen, is the perfect example of what "beautifully cursing" means. Best band in the f***ing world HANDS DOWN!
Imma tell my kids that I’m the man from this song
XD Nice
So you're kurt Cobain?
If ur the man then I'm the man and he's the man as well.
@@matt23727 Kurt would never have worn a Beastie boys t lol
U r wrong for ur shit
I keep reading about all these free celeb concerts - I just had a 30 minute Tool show in my house! Nine Inch Nails were the openers! Thanks, UA-cam!
Never gets old
I couldn't believe they played this song at their show in Dallas on 1/31/22. Such a nice surprise!
I love the emotion in this one
Got to listen to them play this live last night!
I saw them in 2007 and again last night!
I introduced my mom to Tool years ago and it has always been a dream of ours to see them live together!
Even better I got to bring my 7 year old daughter!
Dream accomplished
I saw them play this in Miami last night it was awesome
I was an OGT from '92 and thank.
Yup, this goes straight to the playlist
Love Maynard when he's angry. Arguable where his best screams come.
A little detail that I think people ignore is that "Back in '92, from the first EP" wouldn't even be "OGT". Tool's first release was the 72826 demo from 1991. I always thought that was a fun little bit that I REALLY hope was intentional on Maynard's part.
Maynard was poking fun at the dude for saying that.
God I love this song
I love how this song is a middle finger to all the elitist who treat Tool's music like a religious idol to bow to.
Damn, their sound... So good.
Still one of my favorite songs, all these years later. Almost like a mental release every time I listen.
South Park really missed a trick here at 4:02 for a terrace and phillip scene
This sound is unforgettable
Even Dime Bag would be jealous of the tone on the opening riff.
Always been my favorite tool song and out of the 5 times I've seen them not ONCE have they played this song. UGGGGGHHHHHH LOL
That awkward moment when someone asks you the name of this song...
My favorite Tool song ever
saw them at the taxslayer center in Moline THEY BROUGHT THE HOUSE DOWN when this came on
Yes I am jealous it's ok
What a bass line !!!!
I'm in one of the live videos of this song lol.
They rage open so hard with this
It is just so good.
So happy I got to see this live they also played other Oldies like right in two awesome show CLE MAR 2022
This song is so fucking metal
"'Hooker With A Penis' was written as a response to those which said that Tool was selling out, making the softer sound, like on their album 'Undertow' (1993), in comparison to their first EP 'Opiate' (1992)."
It's the reason why the term "selling out" and the immense abhorrence for the individual present in the song is there.
just such a solid song by these guys🤘🏼
TooL knows how to say it like it is !