Noah… Get the Damn Boat
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- Опубліковано 13 лип 2024
- Today i looked at r/noahgettheboat or "r/noah get the boat" or just "noah get the boat" where people get the boat after seeing some unsavory stuff
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That first one is depressing jesus christ
honey bees are actually arnt going extinct they are actually super invasive, and are killing off native bees, so the less honey bees the better
😭😭😭
For real
I want that they sleep in Jail but they have to fix it during the day! And if they ever want to leave Jail completly, they better show a bee breed like that! Give them some books, bees and let them watch the beekeeper movie! :3
@@DasHeino2010 Not happening. Pointless comment that does nothing for anyone, except to make yourself look better. Never comment again.
i love watching the bots comment on each others' comments, it's like watching babies gurgle at each other. oddly endearing
My farts are better than Kwite's farts.
you.. you have a homestuck pfp...
It's like...awww...they're learning
@@koffethegoober. . . yeah
politics moment.
The white rhino is technically extinct but before Sudan died, they took the white stuff from him and are planning to inject it into fertile eggs, hopefully it works out.
The two females are both incapable of having children
Wouldn't that lead to inbreeding though?
@@nicholassgobero as if animals dont inbreed all the time lmao
@@bright-honey i'm not an expert, which is why i asked, but inbreeding tends to Go pretty bad whenever i've Heard of it
@@nicholassgobero If there’s a boy to one mom, it could breed the other female, this could go on forever with more males and females being born. Obviously this has a very thin window of time because the females could die before the male rhinos get to a mature age but this is all we really have left.
We know inbreeding occurs in the wild but we don’t necessarily know the consequences of it, we could also breed the white rhinos with something close biologically and have a mixed rhino species.
People losing their minds about incredibly tame weird fetish shit is always so funny
Or people throw a fit over anything remotely sexual, even if it's the most tame thing in the world lol
Late-stage porn brain if you think nothing is wrong, or at minimum deranged if you think machines are '''tame'''
ikr like how is 10:58 even on the subreddit. I rlly want to know what parts of the internet these people are on where this is new and disturbing.
@@redchan_ebooks I mean I do because of sexual trauma but I do it quietly ( ꈍᴗꈍ)｡*ﾟ+
And mark my words a lot of them are into vore or inflation
I remember seeing the dolphin stories years ago and yeah, I am still uncontrollably angry at every single person there.
In all fairness, dolphins deserve it
@@joshuaconnall4237 we aren't much better than dolphins...
@@RustyhairedAlp9575 We are far worse than dolphins.
@@joshuaconnall4237no they don’t. they aren’t any worse than other animals.
@@siennanicholas1089 all the guys are frat boys that get high off of tetradatoxin and use baby sharks as beach balls
10:26 i know what you are talking about kwite its not a copypasta its a movie called predestination the plot is kinda wild lmao
Yep can confirm ^^
Saw the movie like a decade ago, and it still lingers in my brain to this day
I didn't remember the title, had to google movie where guy is his mom. Good movie though
Holy shit I thought that movie was a fever dream
YES i was trying to remember the name!!
It do be having Ethan Hawke and the twist is spectacular!
Considering you specifically chose the ones that aren't too soul crushing, some of these are BRUTAL
look on the bright side, at least it wasnt noah get the deathstar
Eh.....even with all that soul crushing stuff on this subreddit,
I still love mankind and have hope for us.
@@raylenn4444 i dont. if there are any aliens in the audience, please come pick me up
@@raylenn4444I dont
@@user-tq6tf5wn1x good for you.
But it's not gonna affect me.
You can't take the good wothout the bad.
Humans and their capacity for evil also highlights their equal and opposite capacity for good.
Thus this doesn't affect my faith in our kind.
6:21 imagine dropping 50 on a fake pregnancy test and he goes “you’ll make a perfect single mother”
or worse, “[your name], I’m infertile”
I'll do that if I ever get married and get my wife pregnant. If she didn't cheat then it's a funny joke. If she did then the truth is about to come out.
@@spectralassassin6030 I would do that If I wasn't the wife lmao
@@spectralassassin6030death note ah thinking
10:30 Dude, that's not a creepy pasta, that's a famous Robert Heinlein short titled: 'All You Zombies'. Heinlien was one of the big 3 classic sci-fi authors of the 20th century. The story was also turned into a movie by the name of 'Predestination'; it's a decent watch. If it showed up in creepypasta then someone just ripped off Heinlein.
FINALLY I NEEDED THIS
He wrote Stranger in a Strange Land which I think is about how STRICTLY HETEROSEXUAL sex is humanity's magical superpower that no other species does
He said copy pasta, not creepy pasta.
@@ghostsoffishandcrows7341*cough*
Sounds about right. We need to protect us from ourselves.
My farts are better than Kwite's farts.
Yeah; people suck
@@p-__english or spanish
Yes it is. You fuck up the bee farm because they cut off the honey for Black-Briar Meaderey
Why would they do that?
@@skootergirl22 A person named Karliah purchased the estate and cut off the honey. She did it because the Black-Briar family are allies to the Thieves Guild, which is run by Mercer Frey, who killed her former ally. She was looking for revenge, so she tried messing with his business to draw him out and fight her.
Unfortunately, the Black-Briar family are vicious monsters who will absolutely go scorched earth if you cross them
@@skootergirl22 That's not what happened in the real life case, they're talking about the Thieves Guild quest in Skyrim.
@@skootergirl22because they cut off the honey for Black-Briar Meadery
As an actual alternative person I appreciate Kwite discussing the real tragedy of the amount of invasive species that have entered the Hot Topic ecosystem.
😔‼️
The original goths were into cat girl roleplay?
@@MortMe0430 The original goths were diy and generally didn't like Hot Topic. Mall goths, however, were infamous for doing stuff like hissing at people.
@@alexandrapedersen829the original goths were vampires in nothing but name.
Wearing self made victorian black dresses and white makeup.
Then mall goths came in and usurped them,hanging around hot topic.
I know about that movie Kwite, he went back in time to meet his father got himself pregnant, gave birth to himself and then got killed by himself.
Ok I need to watch this movie after seeing these comments 😂
now that is a hero if i ever heard of one.
I'm gonna need to watch this movie cause the plot sounds wild
Predestination is the name of the film
“Save-scumming reality” is definitely a new phrase to me
But this world is definitely a simulation the creator of existence forgot about and left running in the background of their PC, and the day they go through their task manager _something_ is gonna go down.
My farts are better than Kwite's farts.
I literally just came up with the term while talking with a friend like 5 minutes before clicking on this video... shit is weird
@@p-__why are you everywhere. Every comment section on every UA-camr I check, you are there. Posting the same. Dratted. Message. How. Why. ANSWER ME
@@notafishguy go go gadget youtube comment bot
right now life is like leaving rimworld open for a day without managing your pawns and coming back to see everything trashed and everyone dead
10:37, hey, Kwite, It sounds like you’re referring to a concept similar to the plot of Robert A. Heinlein's short story "All You Zombies." In this story, a character known as "The Unmarried Mother" is born intersex, undergoes a series of gender changes, and through a complex series of time travel events, becomes both their own mother and father. The character ends up recruiting themselves into a time travel agency, creating a closed causal loop.
Here’s a brief rundown of the story:
The protagonist is born as a girl named Jane.
Jane grows up, joins the WACs (Women’s Army Corps), and has a romantic relationship with a mysterious man who leaves her pregnant.
During childbirth, doctors discover she has both male and female reproductive organs, and they surgically alter her to be male. The baby is kidnapped.
Now living as a man named John, he struggles with his new identity.
John is approached by a time traveler who offers him a job and a chance for revenge.
Through time travel, John becomes the mysterious man who seduced Jane, the baby that was kidnapped is actually Jane/John's past self, and he eventually recruits himself into the time travel agency.
This intricate story is a classic example of a time travel paradox and is well-known in science fiction circles.
FUCK YEAH, HUMANITY FTW
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOOD AIR QUALITY‼🦅🦅🦅🔥🔥🔥🔥
😂😂😂 u have me giggling rn
weird you picked that one as the biggest issue that humanity caused
AAAAHHHHHHH(eagle noises)
WHAT THE FUCK IS ENDANGERED ANIMALS🦅🦅🔥🔥🗣️🗣️
I find it so funny that noahgettheboat is like 50% actually awful stuff and 50% people missing jokes and obvious satire
It’s genuinely impressive how Kwite manages to make articles that give me big sad hilarious.
My farts are better than Kwite's farts.
"Big sad" my God.
@@p-__ bottus mcbot
@@LogShaw1587 fair
I've had some unpleasant individual grab stuff out of my grocery cart once. I guess he never knew his hand could make such a loud cracking noise.
I appreciate you referring to them as an "unpleasant individual"
Idk why, but it gave me a good chuckle
Sometimes.... I dream about cheese
My farts are better than Kwite's farts.
thanks @taxes_collector
Cheese…
I could eat a horse, hooves and all.
cheeeeeeeeeeeessssssseeeeeeeee
Do you mean the 2014 movie Predestination? About an intersex timetravel agent.
This is the craziest synopsis I've seen today
Happy pride to that time travel agent
this movie gave me goosebumps. it was so fkn good..
I mean if you're a time traveller, you will want some extra features for time emergencies.
The first one made me remember that some days ago, here in Brazil, there was a ranch with a bunch of cats and some mf went there and poisoned most of the cats by putting poison in their food
13 cats died but some survived, their owners were so sad, that's painful :(
I don't understand people who kill living beings for no f-ing reason. Aside from the obvious part that it's messed up and they didn't deserve it, it also shows a lack of respect towards life. They probably think cats have no consciousness or something stupid like that.
unfortunately a lot of people still poison cats here, it makes me so sad every time i hear about a neighbor's cat being poisoned
That's why i don't like humans animals were here first
Ahh humanity, the sole contributor of extinction towards many species of creatures, just as God intended.
I've seen a Tumblr post like that:
"GOD: my latest creation will have the body of an ape, the voice box of a parrot, the skin of a pig, and the intelligence of a dolphin. I call it Human, and it will destroy everything else I've made
ANGELS: [confused applause]"
I mean the northern white could and probably be revived as it was quite similar to the southern white and we have fertiled embryos and s***** so we could just use a surrogate
April fools video idea: r/alzheimersgroup
It’s the same Garfield comic, reposted constantly in the same subreddit. It’d be really funny as a video where the video itself is also a joke
That first one is messed up. That's a good idea to make bees that can survive something that unalives them especially since without bees the rest of live won't have long to make it
honey bees are actually arnt going extinct they are actually super invasive, and are killing off native bees, so the less honey bees the better
People seem to forget that God said he wouldn't destroy the world with a flood again, the original meaning of the rainbow, and that those who wanted to come were allowed to, but no one did, this time it would probably a thermonuclear bunker a few hundred feet down so they would survive the nukes that God should unleash on Earth,
Yep, the message of the Rainbow was "God shall no longer flood the earth. The Fire is coming."
2:29 With every day my headcanon of Kwite being an extradimensional parasite assuming the form of a hoodie in order to puppet around a corpse and make funny UA-cam videos gets closer and closer to being canonized
I saw Kwite once, he attacked my family, the sweatshirt surrounded them and swallowed them whole
The even more depressing fact is, if we do get the boat and another giant flood, the earth will be so destroyed by our nuclear plants that it'll either be a miracle if life starts existing again. Though I wouldn't put it past sharks and crocodiles to still survive.
That's not how nuclear power plants work, be more concerned about the nuclear missiles.
@@andrewgreeb916 A nuclear plant that's not tended to or destroyed by a giant flood, is still going to be a destructive force.
Half of this subreddit is people doing stupid things, and us wondering how we survived.
The other half is people doing horrible shit to animals and elderly people and us wanting to nuke them.
I love both of these kinds of posts.
The copypasta you’re remembering is from a short story called “All You Zombies” that got turned into a movie called “Predestination”, it’s a really well done movie imo.
If I remember correctly, a LOT of Noah get the boat is very VERY anti LGBT or just subculture related. Not really my kind of subreddit tbh, good on Kwite braving it.
I'm not surprised but it's such a shame it's being used for hate like that :/
Last I checked, exposing predators who larp as gay or trans to use the circus freak show that is identity politicoomerism as a shield for their crimes does not count as "being anti-LGBT."
@@potatortheomnipotentspud >"Politicoomerism"
God I'm getting old from reading that...
Why are you even here? Kwite is bi.
@@potatortheomnipotentspud Well they're very clearly using it as an excuse to be homophobic. Or are you just using it as an excuse too?
Why are you on Kwite's channel then? He's Queer.
@@giantpinkcatWhy are you assuming the person you respond to is anti LGBT? They said predators who larp as gay/trans folks, not gay/trans people themselvses. I beg, see the good in people. ❤
Equivalent to aliens taking photos of a human without a spacesuit
I completely forgot about this subreddit!
My farts are better than Kwite's farts.
@@p-__ Cap
@@p-__cap
probably for the best
That one about the old lady and the people stealing out her cart made me mad. If I saw that I'd help her get more stuff off the shelf and watch her cart for her. Can't stand thieves.
This was a less subtle way of making us depressed. Thanks Kwite
9:43 bro says "this is a metaphor for joining a union" like it'll make him get less likely to be censored by UA-cam instead of more
The first one genuinely makes me sad, Jesus Christ. I mean Noah.
Copy pasting my other comment if you want to know more about it/be less depressed lol
This news article made me absolutely furious too, so i researched a little more into it. Ron Hoskins, a man from Swindon, England, the beekeeper in the photo, kept bees for over 78 years. In 1995 he discovered that he'd developed what he went on to call the "Swindon bee" which naturally, without the use of chemicals, erradicates the varroa mite from other bees. The mite, for reference, has previously killed millions of bees. This discovery is revolutionary. He shared his knowledge with many other scientists who then built on that work, so it was not in vain that his work was destroyed. He also raised over $50,000 in donations and was able to rebuild, constructing a new apiary that, according to the Meridian Beekeepers' Association, "looks exactly the same as it did before the fire." Unfortunately, Ron passed away in 2023, after decades of pioneering in the field of honeybees, and left behind an amazing legacy. A group of bee conservationists is now looking to continue that legacy as well as his research. The Ron Hoskins Honeybee Conservation Group has a GoFundMe by the same name and they are currently at about $1700 out of their $2000 goal.
I love how Kwite is more concerned about he extinction of hot topic emo’s than the extinction of the northern white rhino
"why is this on noah get the boat, this is why the weekend is the goat"
-kwite
Don't know about a time travel copypasta... sounds like you just described the plot to the movie "Predestination".
0:13 oh my god it was
5:03 h-he has feet? 😨
That first one sucks. That guy spent YEARS trying to selectively breed bees to resist mites. Like wtf
kwite deserves headpats and springtrap cuddles
my name is noah and im gonna build a boat and flood some dams becasue damn
most of us would be left to die in the flood idk why people act like they gon get invited😭
you smell like a bot
Noah get the boat has definitely changed
I remember when it was really cursed posts like tihi
Morgan Freeman narrated penguins into existence, now we need him to narrate humanities extinction.
"I'm like an interdimensional floating hoodie that just popped into the void." -Kwite, 2024
Unicorns were real, and we slaughtered them for cheap meat and ivory.
Real
that thumbnail is disgusting. ive never been more upset about anything ever.
Every single one in that crowd should be jailed without a phone
i remmber when i went on this subreddit i saw someone take a dump in the middle of the street.
never again.
My farts are better than Kwite's farts.
What.....
I saw someone piss on the side of the road *IRL*
@@Someone-sc2hk as someone who grew up in the 80s, I've peed on the side of the road during family vacation because I had to go and we were in the middle of nowhere
@@TheDopekitty As someone living rn, i still sometimes do that if were out in nowhere
I believe the movie is Predestionation, based on the short story “-All You Zombies-”.
What a great video to watch before starting my shift at Kroger today. Certainly won’t piss me off before I even get to the store 💀
GET THIS MAN ON TUMBLR
We don't need a boat, Noah. We need the Matrix. Turn me into a fucking battery. Just make the food taste good.
Are those... xbox 360s under, and on top of your Gfuel? As decoration? Legend.
Kwite that copypasta you talked about, the one about the man with both sets of reproductive organs. IT BECAME A MOVIE, I know because I saw it and was never the same again holy fuck. I wouldn't tell you where to watch it to spare you, but also I don't remember.
Wow, I read it on Pinterest years ago, it was so weird that I saved it on there, but I haven’t seen it in years.
Megatron, get the Nemesis!
10:45 intersex people must be screaming right now this is the representation they get
That stack of xbox 360s is giving me anxiety 💀💀💀
KWITE I REMEMBER THAT COPYPASTA I SWEAR IT WAS FROM A MOVIE i felt like i was the only one who remembered it 😭
Kwite has been so desensitised to this shit that he enjoyed half of these
My brother in Christ that you just impair someone losing their livelihood to a quest in Skyrim lol
not if.
WHEN.
WHEN All spiders team up.
we need the boat fr the first one got me already and the thum nail one
The white rhino thing is genuinely depressing dam an entire spices gone like that
If it makes you feel better, they extracted semen from old boy before he died and two females still live and I think they extracted eggs so we may have a chance :D
@@axehead45 INBREEDING WOOOOOOOOOO
@@thebionicvet8674 Would you rather they go extinct?
@@axehead45 id rather they not have been reduced to this point where we will have to rely on inbreeding, ultimately leading to a bottleneck in genetic diversity, severely disabling the White Rhino population as a whole. But since where already here and can't really stop it...
INBREEDING WOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
the tower of 360's is both terrifying and impressive. those things are top heavy. also i feel like the faceplate of one them was dark with a light body(if not an entirely different console altogether) in a prior vid.
This video goes to show the depravity that comes with the virtue of the indomitable human spirit.
"All you zombies" by Robert A Heinlein
Interdimensional floating hoodie
Now hold on those people on that subreddit have a point.
I’m like 90% sure copypasta was actually a sci-fi short story I had to read from an anthology for my short story writing class 😭
With modern technology, the Noah’s arc thing is just a minor Inconvenience
the name of the film was Predestination in case someone wants to watch it kinna of cool
That "copypasta" is a film called _Predestination._
As a fellow Noah, you scared the hell out of me with that title
10:27 idk about the copypasta but there is a movie with this exact plot called predestination. It's a good watch if you want a bit of a mindfuck
At this point I find the possibility of a 28 days later outbreak more and more likely
Can confirm Gamersupps does go hard. Both the product and the consumer.
Pretty sure the copypasta is a Robert Heinlein short story called "All Your Zombies"
"Wasn't that a thieves guild quest?"
Me currently playing the thieves guild quest while watching this
10:50 I remember a video about that, where the character in question was named Jane Doe, i think it involved book writing too.
Im always watching the Xboxes on the side and its just funny that they keep changing legit every video
Pretty sure the first one was the government doing.
YK ITS GONNA BE A GOOD DAY WHEN KWITE POSTS
I'm so upset about those bees
So am i
These arsonists are hotheaded
The first one are one of the most tragic yet comical thing i've ever see
6:05 after that one show he made I'm surprised he has any fans at all still lmao
10:55, this is a film, i remembrer watching it years ago, can’t remember the name tho
The movie you are looking for is predestination, that's the one where they are intersex, time travel, and gives birth to themself
3:13 in Germany that is counted as theft
I just realized that bro has at least 5 XBOX 360s!
“Scam rap” 💀
I remember that whole thing about the guy being his own mother and father. There's a whole movie about it, called Predestination. He makes for the perfect time travel agent because he's not connected to the rest of the timeline.
the 360s rase my anxiety every second
Those X-boxes being stacked up like that is making me nervous.
Not the boat. The Dino meteor.
Kwite referencing the Bible is so unexpected yet believeable at the same time
Oh!! I love that movie!! It’s called predestination