Post Nut Clarity is Rough
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- Опубліковано 17 чер 2024
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"Your honor, what my client did in the hospital is clearly an evangelion reference."
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😂
Bro my friend is watching eva rn and another friend asked him about that scene when the first friend was trying to show us the end of humanity
Shinji cranked that soulja boy a bit too hard
I watched EoE 5 minutes ago/srs
Edging rn for the full experience
hell yeah
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@@p-__My twerks are better than Kwite's twerks.
@@p-__okay bro… we didn’t need that
May I join you
Post-nut clarity is nothing more than that moment when you realize even your deepest thoughts and realizations are truly meaningless.
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@@p-__video or it didnt happen
@@HectoGamesPlease don’t reply to these bots, it would be harder to get rid of them.
@@jollyimposter shut up nerd
@@jollyimposterplease dont reply to the bots
"This shit is disgusting" *i n t h e m o s t l i t e r a l s e n s e*
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😨😨
@@p-__Oddly fitting, spambot
Oh. _Oh no._
Honestly though, respect for admitting that. I would not be that brave.
self report
"From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strenght and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the blessed machine."
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I know what you are
@declanhandley-byrne4335 Are you a fucking adeptus mechanicus?????
pfp checks out
do NOT or you may end up like AM! everything being based around the human experience, but not being one yourself and becoming highly angry and disturbed as a result
>watching Kwite
>gets notif for new Kwite video
>clicks notif
>watching Kwite
I FUCKING JUST DID THAT
Average kwite addiction
swag
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Me too lol
When KWite *_completely_* misreads 'in' as 'it' and it fundamentally alters the message so much he goes on a multi-minute tangent.
the W in kwite it's capitalised cause he a W frfr
Timestamp?
@@imlazy_lol 5:35. The guy was checking for the camera and spent two hours looking, only to find it was already pointed away from where he'd been - but Kwite's rambling and incorrect reading were that the guy had spent the time in order to turn the camera himself.
@@T.BG822 thank you, Kwite literally gaslit me into believing what he said was the actual comment 😭
For those who still don't get it, “before finding it in a tree and pointing IN the opposite direction” instead of “pointing IT”
He hates the stand Sticky Fingers
its a shame its cool asf
was ready to comment this
He probably calls it zipper man
STICKY FINGAHHS
I fw Sticky Fingers
3:46
I KNOW EXACTLY WICH GAME THEORY HE NUTTED TO! It’s a really old video where matpat is talking about a raid shadow legends type game based on different mythologies, but some of the characters have very revealing character designs, sparking controversy about the designs. Then matpat explains why it’s lore accurate to the mythology.
Uhm... why do you know that
Please learn about digital footprint you are so done for
damn how bout yall mind your own damn buisness
I thought it was the one about how not even a loli is sexier than math 😭
How and why do you know this
7:47 I mean, chemically speaking this makes sense, dopamine is the reward center of the brain, when you nut you get a huge amount of dopamine flooding your system, if you’re ADHD the main component of that is lower than average dopamine levels, thus by nutting you essentially have given yourself a dose of theoretical adderall and can now focus, even for a fleeting moment
That’s why I aks too go too the toilet before a test🤑🤑🤑
Wild 💀
But isnt it still a spike thatll quickly go back to their baseline?
As an ADHDer, this is probably why I have an addiction to gooning
It all makes sense now
on the whole pharamones thing, apparently if you like someone's natural musk it means you'd have more compatible genetics
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I hate that you said musk
so I have compatible genetics with myself?
@@SodiumNitrateS elon musk
Luckily for me (an aroace) I get genuinely uncomfortable if I can smell anyone I happen to be in close proximity to!
my (unfortunately) best one is “why is it always the sex mall”. i dont think i could explain this if i wanted to.
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i have zero no
noooooooo
No need to explain, just send the art you nutted to, easy solution
PLEASE attempt to explain
2:06 I thought he said "I usually do it on dungeons and dragons" and I was in absolute shock
I thought the same but I don't get it still
@@VerkrKoSit means do not disturb
@snethies thanks excuse my stupidedness please
damn I've been in the wrong campaigns
Can confirm, someone's scent can be very comforting/alluring. But there's a bit of a bell curve because you can be too stinky of course and need a shower lol. It's not a liking bad smells thing, that's a kink in its own right that I'm not a part of. But just the scent of my fiancé makes me want to cuddle up to him.
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Agreed, there’s a musk kink and then there’s appreciating the scent that your brain has connected with the love of your life!
@@p-__ out of every comment this reply could have been left under
@@NUISANCE_ANIMAL well, this bot is under every comment, maybe there are ones where it sounds even funnier (or more disturbing)
man i have youtube videos in the background while jinking my boinker and matpat has been the unfortunate soul to fill my eardrums more than once
this video has been added to the roster btw dont worry
i'm tattling on you 🫵🫵
@@moongirl-d9hfart on me
bro did NOT say "jinking my boinker" 😭😭😭💀
"Yeahhhhh. There is no denying that im into that at this point"
Unfortunately a real experience for me
"Thats weird ew"
"eh its not a turn off"
"its alright"
"goddammit"
10:08 So here's the thing: Modern science and basic observation suggest that animals actually do enjoy sexual activities, including solo ones, ones with the same sex, and a fair number of really wild ones I'd rather not get into. It's just that humans, dolphins and bonobos seem especially self-aware about it, so it was harder to ignore than similar behaviours in, say, bats or horses or parrots.
7:19 This would make stand up comedy shows a very different thing and being a comedian a very different job.. oh I’m sorry, come-idian
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God that was an awful joke-
Did you just try to replicate this process?
Um, acushally, there's quite a few studies that suggest that many different animals enjoy sex. A very memorable one is how pigs can have 30-minute orgasms.
Yeah, and while bonobos are only a little removed from humans they like a good nut even more. They have so much sex. Just, so much. I think they do hand jobs even. Not as a mating thing, just for the hell of it to make friends.
Also seen a lot of animals hump objects. We've all seen dogs and cats hump pillows or legs, but I caught a rooster humping a boot once. Humping objects is also not exclusive to male animals, females will also do it
Damn
I can't believe your mum can go for so long
True but they don't do it outside of reproduction. Like they don't jerk off. As far as I know the only a animals that do that are dolphins
That sounds really nice but also extremely miserable at the same time
Do not look yourself up on R34 DO NOT LOOK YOURSELF UP ON R34
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Looking him up right now
There’s no way there’s kwite r34
@@The_lamb_sauce Have you forgotten what rule 34 even means? If it exists, that being fictional or not, there is suggestive art of it. (Trying to make sure my reply doesn’t get shot down by UA-cam.
This is a perfect example of the Streisand effect.
0:02 that edit there was actually kinda cool
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@@p-__my farts are better than your farts
I agree, btw are you referring to the Spider-Man one or the blur one?
@@jollyimposter The blur transitioning into the shot
Birds also enjoy mating, with the female even mounting the male.
pegging ftw
I would share my own clarity thoughts... but then I'd get put on blast for the type of stuff that gets me hot and bothered.
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Pls share 🥺
Share it pls
My therapist called the cops when I shared mine. I don't think your thoughts could be worse.
@@jorionedwards that doesn't sound like a very good therapist. Their literal job is to help you with that sort of thing.
BABE WAKE UP MOMMY KWITE POSTED
First time being first on a video
IM UPPP :33
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@@p-__ best bot reply
@@p-__ english or spanish
I edged to this. Post nut clarity is real chat in disappointed
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If you edged to this you wouldn't get post nut clarity
if you nut, you did not edge
@@p-__ratio
WHAT.
For 10:30 the answer is that animals DO enjoy it and dolphins are just more widely known to indulge than other animals. Pretty much every mammal you can think of finds a way to enjoy "alone time" and there's tons of crazy shit you can find with a few quick searches; not gonna explain anymore lol
1:52 What are you in when you are being choked out *Cuts away to a Genshin Impact ad*
Yeah that’s the same thing as danger
3:07 nah we got kwite moaning before gta 6 😭😭
real though 😭
I want to know the backstory to the thumbnail
I don't think I do
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it’s a reply to kwite’s tweet on his alt account (tweet said “what are the wildest post but clarity thoughts you’ve had, or seen other people admit to (like on reddit or twitter) is for video”)
Idk gore is hot for some reason.
@@Nevrits end it
Worst moment is when your fingies sticky and someone asks to shake your hand so you pass off sticky hands like the plague
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wtf
wash your hands NOW
Bro wash yo hands
Really hoping this isn’t related to the subject matter of the video because if so bro…😭
Mine's got to be "I should really wash that towel."
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"I hate having sticky fingers…" real shit bro, like I love eating nuggets with honey but grabbing a napkin is like hell afterwards.
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ngh mcdonalds nugs w honey😍
i put honey on my nugget
Don’t get me started about when grape jelly gets on your fingers…
Gotta eat them with chopsticks
Had a panic attack right afterwards once because I suddenly realised that I had been groomed as a kid LOL
This upload timing is a little too perfect
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For real tho
What the fuck is that pfp
@@SomeCertainMycorian true romance
@@Nevrits jesus died for everything except this☹
“God I need help that thing would 100% tear me apart if I tried to find it in the woods and fuck it”
I think my biggest one was "Oh f*ck, im trans" That was a bit of a shellshock. I'm 15 days on HRT now and that was almost a year ago now.
as a transfem myself, i'm really intrigued as to -- if i'm interpreting this right(!) -- *how* did you realize *that* after post-nut clarity? is this a somewhat-common occurence? (if you wanna share of course!)
WOOOO YEAHHHHHH HRT!!!!! HORMONE REPLACEMENT THERAPY!!!!!! LETS GOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
how do people get on hrt so quickly? 😭 ive been trans since 2018 and still havent been able to get it
@@YourPalKindredthey take them by force
@YourPalKindred I'm in a very trans-friendly area so I was able to get it day-of appointment. Im sorry you're having trouble and I hope you get it soon!
6:51 - actually true, the way a person smells has a pretty big impact on your attraction and compatibility. In my experience it also usually affects how things like deodorants/body washes/parfumes smell on you and if you do find someone who smells good to you, their scent can actually be really comforting.
Credentials: about to celebrate a 3 year anniversary with my gf
well are you a virgin or not?
Also what does “credentials” mean?
@@palmossihis qualifications. “How valid the person making the take is” in layman’s terms.
@@penapvp2230 ohh ok ty!!!!!
thankfully I'm immune to post nut clarity because the thing I've beaten to...
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I envy your thumbnail artist. She gets to have so much chaotic fun with your thumbnails. My dream job fr
Kwite, you read wrong, he didn’t touch the camera, he said the camera was already pointed in the opposite direction.
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I found out this week, that I am entirely oblivious to any and all innuendos
I’m so cooked.
"im not as sloppy as you" HUH?!?!?!
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@@p-__ sounds shitty 🌝
@@p-__my farts are sloppier than your farts
as a woman,
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU GUYS DOING????
Dawg don't get a bf like these edging guys bruh😭🙏
Ourselves, that's what
Post-nut clarity can turn you into an Ancient Greek philosopher at the best of times(literally)
Out of everything, why did I obtain happiness from hearing someone realise they were trans from post nut clarity? (I’m also trans…)
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@@p-__ you are the reason soap bottles have instructions
6:33 im guessing he meant Power from Chainsawman. Cant blame him
2:18 blud is tryna make him pass out💀💀💀
Idk why but kwite mentioning ego death only a little while after hannahthehorrible’s video on dmt where she mentions ego death makes me think he watched it. And there is a very slim slim chance he did.
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Two of my fav UA-camrs omg
3:48 POOR MATPAT 😂
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6:02 he found it pointing away he didnt turn it
4:42 my friend did that to her pillow once she was pretending it was her boyfriend
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Did *what*
HOW DOES A FEMALE SHOVE A PILLOW UP THERE… private
@@Honey_Bot_833they don’t ram it up there they well…. Grind on it
@@Honey_Bot_833penetration isnt the only way of pleasure
5 seconds in and there's a jojo reference
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@@p-__ I don't care I ain't into that stuff
@@jonsnail1106it’s a bot
@@p-__I hate you so much
The reflection of his monitor in his glasses looks like he has pupils
I simply never have clarity, post nut or otherwise
Bro does not think
One must simply nut, regardless of the clarity of his mind and soul.
Bro is on the lowest cruelty squad level of difficulty
1:11 god i thought he was going to say “so im gonna test it out myself”
the rise of gooning and it's consequences have been a disaster to the human race
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"please let us go kwite" *we dont say in unison*
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Unfortunately, in the past, I always ended with me telling myself how I'm disgusting for even participating in the activity, and what would my friends think of me if they knew what i was doing.
But after i cleared that issue up by admitting to said friends about my private time (receiving positive responses from them) nowadays, it just ends with me realising how lonely i am. Like, i already know that I'm lonely, but seeing videos of people doing it with OTHER people really nails that thought down. Lmaoooo
If you're young, really no need to think about it, however, even if you aren't young, it's a natural instinct and activity. There's legit no reason to feel shame or anything. And if you feel lonely, do everything in your power not to be. From one stranger to another, I honestly wish you the best of luck and I hope you no longer feel lonely in the future, cheers
4:35
KWITE, DROPPED THE OF
AND MY LIFE IS YOURS
3:30 you would NOT want to father mr beast..
Here's just one of mine.
"Damn, that was like, the entire reason for his trauma"
5:55, they didn’t turn the camera, it was already facing the other direction. They were relieved that it wouldn’t have captured them
I have found that embracing that this is a normal thing to do really helped me not feel like total shit afterwards.
1:25 just started the video. Just can’t come to blame that person! I love the ink demon as much as the next guy.
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Durge is canonically a necrophile, so the thumbnail ain’t too far off
9:10 Can someone explain how one literally comes to this conclusion? How does busting reprogram the brain like *that?*
Post nut clarity really be making me turn into the reincarnation of Socrates
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6:20
FOOL!!! he meant that he discovered the camera was facing the other direction not that he turned it!
6:55 Absolutely from down there, if it smells good to me I'm a happy camper. I'm not into a few other popular areas of interest but I know a good bag of marbles when I smell one.
now we need matpat to comment "I heard that"
"Bro this is fucked up" *Continues to watch*
Any extreme hentai.
(；ω；)
Literally me w Toshi Densetsu, first episode was actual hell, but I've never seen something that gave me such emergence vibes, mix of regret and non regret pulling through
i see the dark urge and i click
I like to call the dark urge Keel the Dragonborn! XD It's leek spelled backwards & is a pun for kale. It sounds like the word "kill"! XD
"oh god this might be from a human trafficking ring" is almost definitely my most notable clarity moment
H U H ! ?
@@PufflordI've heard that some p0rn sites like PH host content made by people who were coerced into making said content by human traffickers. It's pretty fucked and it made me swear off mainstream p0rn sites.
The worst post-nut clarity is realizing how lonely you are.
My most impactful post nut clarity was realizing that moving halfway across the country for someone who clearly didn't feel the same may have been a mistake
4:26 Since when do hoodies have an ass huh? 🤨🤨🤨
6:28 i just saw this and said out loud "POWER."
I would absolutely not gaf
Thanks for bringing back the cryptic and and concerning sign offs!! 😂 I really missed those
"oh damn, i have to go to my cousins funeral tomorrow"
My wildest is when i realized nothing i do or say means anything then proceeded to have an identity crisis for awhile
Ok guts
@@birdsarerathercool ok guts
@@thatbloodyspy nice conversation guts
@@birdsarerathercool no different than guts, guts
7:51 so, i went through pretty much all of high school from home because of covid, and this was legitimately the main tactic i used whenever i had to turn in any sort of written work.
7:25 this is more scary than the scariest ghost story I’ve ever heard. 😂😂
Now that ghost knows how to scare people!
Don't have to worry about sticky fingers, but man, the existential thoughts rush in right after so I gotta switch directly back to UA-cam to give my brain enough whiplash to stop it
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Ayo that's a wild title
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4:50 just like silly mysterious guys in hoodies with a deep voice
i did it once to an msi song (that wasn’t the clarity part any bass boosted song gets me like that guy with the kendrick song) but afterwards i realized i got all over my bed and this one beaded necklace which i didn’t realize till i was at school the next would be in reach of a toddler my mom babysits and i didn’t clean it properly, it’s hidden now and cleaned but i was worried the entire day
this vid caused and helped with the clarity
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Hey watch this, I'm gonna catch a bot saying that "my farts are better than kwite's farts"
probably. I think i caught this video early enough to still get that bot to post a comment on this one
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Good job you did it
you caught it, now can you keep the bot so it doesn't post again?
I use a towel over my bed, and one time I missed, and I haven't washed the sheets yet, so there's a very faint white circle a few inches bellow my pillow.
About that musk thing, i can say it does work on the individual. There was a girl in high school i was super attracted to, that had a unique body odor that apparently only worked on me. Like if i liked her once without, i liked her 10 times more due to the odor. Yet a friend from the same class, would say she smelled awful, but not to me.
3:56, bro is the reason he retired.
I was literally just going to check if a new video was posted
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Kwite is doing everything he can to keep talking about Kendrick in every new video he posts
They aren't going deep into a rabbit hole, they're trying to go deep in the Kwite hole. That's the whole point.
Nutted before watching for immersion
My little brothers on the ground dead because he wouldn’t give me this iPad to watch this 👍🏿
Can you please don’t report me to the cops?
@@PhilsBro It's okay 😁
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I DID NOT REALIZE THAT SPIDERMANS FINGER HAD THOSE WEIRD LITTLE HOOKS AND NOW I WANNA DIE KODFNEJSID FR JSH DE KSKSBEJSJBE
thank you for the 10 minute edge materials every few days kwite!
in a moment of post-nut clarity i figured out i was a nihilist
cool ultrakill pfp
Yeah that’s me it’s the common feeling.
I got a pair of underwear I stole from the gym in high school like 13 years ago that I bust into
washed weekly
Okay-...... thanks foe sharing....
WHAT 🪳
😮
@@madpillow1931 sharing is caring, have you seen the content of this vid?
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