The Trashiest People I've Ever Seen

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  • Опубліковано 4 жов 2024
  • come say hi to me in LA at Anime Expo on July 5th, 2pm PST! I'll be at the araculture booth
    Today i looked at r/trashy where the trashiest people on reddit show up, and are trashy.
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 878

  • @BizzareBlanch
    @BizzareBlanch 3 місяці тому +3409

    bro that “future hooters girl” has to be some kind of crime. like that cannot be legal

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 3 місяці тому +19

      My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨

    • @gmdking
      @gmdking 3 місяці тому +241

      @@p-__your parents never loved you
      I don’t care if it’s a bot his parents never loved him and his life is forever worthless

    • @kaelanime7750
      @kaelanime7750 3 місяці тому +57

      ​@@gmdkingit's a bot

    • @kaelanime7750
      @kaelanime7750 3 місяці тому +5

      @BizzareBlanch absolutely

    • @biteofdog
      @biteofdog 3 місяці тому +207

      One time I saw a guy, with his two young daughters with him, and he had a shirt that had MYTH (arrow to his face) and LEGEND (arrow pointing to his crotch) on. It was all so creepy.

  • @jonathanshorp8346
    @jonathanshorp8346 3 місяці тому +1371

    that lil tuft of hair on the side of his mask and a few glimpses of human eyes make me think kwite might actually be a real human being, and not the floating hoodie hes told us he is
    if it turns out he is just some dude then my year will be ruined

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 3 місяці тому +4

      My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨

    • @maxthemannequin4143
      @maxthemannequin4143 3 місяці тому +138

      I have a theory that Kwite is actually piloting a body from the hoodie, like he's possessing someone and holding them inside himself. That would explain the hair and eyes - they're not his, they're his puppet's.

    • @fart63
      @fart63 3 місяці тому

      @@maxthemannequin4143the hoodie works as a reverse skinsuit.

    • @casteanpreswyn7528
      @casteanpreswyn7528 3 місяці тому +51

      I'm like...70% sure that is cat hair.

    • @RJS2003
      @RJS2003 3 місяці тому +37

      ​@@casteanpreswyn7528 Smoke tryna throw us off the scent. 💀

  • @Just_mossing_around
    @Just_mossing_around 3 місяці тому +557

    7:07 I felt like a Puritan seeing an ankle for the first time when I saw Kwites eyes.

  • @Milk-ck1wv
    @Milk-ck1wv 3 місяці тому +695

    7:06
    Bro is so shocked that he grew eyes

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 3 місяці тому +3

      My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨

    • @ConorOberg
      @ConorOberg 3 місяці тому +5

      Shut

    • @lelands_feenland.2001
      @lelands_feenland.2001 2 місяці тому

      @@ConorObergup

    • @Dodgeydonutreal
      @Dodgeydonutreal 2 місяці тому +3

      ​@@p-__k have a nice day

    • @p-__
      @p-__ Місяць тому +2

      @@Dodgeydonutreal Thanks u too

  • @DripSplashWaterDripSplash
    @DripSplashWaterDripSplash 3 місяці тому +639

    Rhianna rolling a spliff on her bodyguard's dome is the most gangster shit I've ever seen.

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 3 місяці тому +1

      My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨

    • @Phosphorus116
      @Phosphorus116 3 місяці тому +19

      Bro a spliff? You're from acursed English soil aren't you?

    • @fart63
      @fart63 3 місяці тому +1

      @@Phosphorus116bro proceeded to use the most English English ever

    • @CerealExperimentsMizuki
      @CerealExperimentsMizuki 3 місяці тому +4

      Rolling a blunt is gangster to you?? If that's true then I must be the most gangster white man of all time.

    • @worblergworbler
      @worblergworbler 2 місяці тому

      @@Phosphorus116 we call them spliffs here in america too?? like half flower half tobacco

  • @Golden-Freddy1987
    @Golden-Freddy1987 3 місяці тому +1042

    my favourite thing about kwite is that i've seen this gal's whole face but every time he leans over and i see her eyes I feel like I'm seeing government files

    • @pineneedle116
      @pineneedle116 3 місяці тому +21

      Fr

    • @OmppuOlkku
      @OmppuOlkku 3 місяці тому +14

      True

    • @TheGrimbler
      @TheGrimbler 3 місяці тому +120

      Pulling a men in black by selectively forgetting there was ever such an event

    • @_Kuma_
      @_Kuma_ 3 місяці тому +58

      @@TheGrimblerI learned what I needed to then promptly wiped it from my memory/pushed it to the inner recesses to only be accessed if really needed.

    • @randomlightstand
      @randomlightstand 3 місяці тому +6

      her???

  • @TarynBeeswax
    @TarynBeeswax 3 місяці тому +275

    The people who buy the shirt in the thumbnail are the same people who'll call me a pedo for existing in a public space

    • @_Kuma_
      @_Kuma_ 3 місяці тому +8

      Right 💀

    • @ZeallustImmortal
      @ZeallustImmortal 2 місяці тому +4

      What are you doing in public for that to be a common occurrence in your life?

    • @-alovelygaycat-
      @-alovelygaycat- 2 місяці тому

      @@ZeallustImmortal
      Being gay/trans. It happens pretty frequently when you’re not closeted.

    • @Insanebehaviordude
      @Insanebehaviordude 2 місяці тому +48

      ​@@ZeallustImmortalprobably LGBTQ. Conservatives love to call them pedos for absolutely no reason

    • @dandy432
      @dandy432 2 місяці тому +22

      ​@@ZeallustImmortal trans people get it a lot for zero reason, prolly others too

  • @Arkie-Phoenix
    @Arkie-Phoenix 3 місяці тому +626

    7:07 rare eye shot

    • @StitchedSnake
      @StitchedSnake 3 місяці тому +95

      the best part of that eyeshot is that kwite looks so either confused or concerned

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 3 місяці тому +6

      My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨

    • @Goth_Rocks
      @Goth_Rocks 3 місяці тому +45

      Kwite has eyes confirmed

    • @PenPen-xy3xd
      @PenPen-xy3xd 3 місяці тому +75

      it’s scary to look at. I feel like I’m looking at something forbidden and it strikes fear into me. I feel like how people probably felt in their last moments before getting stoned by Medusa.

    • @WishGender
      @WishGender 3 місяці тому +27

      ⁠​⁠can confirm; I was turned to stone upon viewing “For the Record”

  • @thelymantriinecollective
    @thelymantriinecollective 3 місяці тому +775

    The flight part being the taylor swift flight pattern video was incredibly funny to me 😭

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 3 місяці тому

      My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨

    • @alyendragon4209
      @alyendragon4209 3 місяці тому +16

      @@p-__ Prove it

    • @seanmoran9383
      @seanmoran9383 3 місяці тому

      ​@@alyendragon4209its a bot

    • @esihopkinsss
      @esihopkinsss 3 місяці тому +3

      i noticed that 2 💀

    • @Nos1maj
      @Nos1maj 2 місяці тому

      Considering the UTTP plauge ​@@p-__ is the GOAT of bots

  • @SmallCactus22
    @SmallCactus22 3 місяці тому +297

    Shoutout to that one little tuft of hair trying to escape from the hoodie, I see you dawg 🙏

  • @theenclave6291
    @theenclave6291 3 місяці тому +442

    “Yes Kwite” we all say in unison

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 3 місяці тому +2

      My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨

    • @lexif.5463
      @lexif.5463 3 місяці тому +5

      Long live the Enclave

    • @sergeantdornan3833
      @sergeantdornan3833 3 місяці тому +4

      Is this the presidents account?

    • @denkaku-jn6eb
      @denkaku-jn6eb 3 місяці тому +5

      Yes kwite

    • @charachan3881
      @charachan3881 3 місяці тому +2

      Yes Kwite

  • @Mustard__Ketchup
    @Mustard__Ketchup 3 місяці тому +869

    Kwite isn't pregnant (yet) but he always delivers

    • @VitaTheMerm
      @VitaTheMerm 3 місяці тому +52

      He literally is

    • @Milk-ck1wv
      @Milk-ck1wv 3 місяці тому +93

      You must have missed the pride art contest

    • @cats_go_meow
      @cats_go_meow 3 місяці тому +43

      6:34 says otherwise

    • @Mustard__Ketchup
      @Mustard__Ketchup 3 місяці тому

      @@cats_go_meowtrue true

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 3 місяці тому +2

      My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨

  • @nebula541
    @nebula541 3 місяці тому +183

    5:48 WAS CRIMINAL HOLY SHIT I DID NOT SEE THAT COMING but i'm kinda comforted to see him owning it because throwing something that personal out there on the internet is difficult to say the least

    • @androidphone8245
      @androidphone8245 3 місяці тому +6

      I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS- LIKE IT WAS SO RANDOM!!

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 3 місяці тому +4

      My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨

    • @androidphone8245
      @androidphone8245 3 місяці тому +2

      @@p-__ fr bro

    • @nebula541
      @nebula541 3 місяці тому +8

      @@androidphone8245 IT HIT ME LIKE A TRUCK I HAD TO REWIND THE VIDEO

    • @qqmario3115
      @qqmario3115 3 місяці тому +4

      common kwite w

  • @aidanshea5942
    @aidanshea5942 3 місяці тому +275

    7:06
    Holy crap Kwite has EYES?

    • @furrymczplayer18
      @furrymczplayer18 3 місяці тому +11

      I knew he was hot

    • @VitaTheMerm
      @VitaTheMerm 3 місяці тому +2

      No way

    • @Worm_Void
      @Worm_Void 3 місяці тому

      I wish he didn't, that sh!t is cursed /lh

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 3 місяці тому +1

      My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨

    • @WishGender
      @WishGender 3 місяці тому +2

      @@furrymczplayer18nah man the eyes are such a turn off

  • @sockket6821
    @sockket6821 3 місяці тому +335

    Kwite double cheeked up on Tuesday

    • @furrymczplayer18
      @furrymczplayer18 3 місяці тому +17

      He's always double cheeked up

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 3 місяці тому

      My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨

    • @M1ch43lRoy
      @M1ch43lRoy 3 місяці тому +3

      Afternoon

    • @ToastersToastToast
      @ToastersToastToast 3 місяці тому +3

      @@p-__ FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SHUT UP

    • @seanmoran9383
      @seanmoran9383 3 місяці тому +4

      ​@ToastersToastToast dont respond its a bot and when you respond it just makes it reply more

  • @MisterMoodyHere
    @MisterMoodyHere 3 місяці тому +72

    HE BROUGHT BACK THE “IF YOU DECIDE YOU HATE ME” BIT LETS GOOOO

    • @sleep-eep
      @sleep-eep 3 місяці тому +3

      HYESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

    • @k4tzxbeel0vedz
      @k4tzxbeel0vedz 3 місяці тому +4

      THATS WHJAT I THIUGHTT FINALLY SOMEONE MENTIONED IT😭 i love that bit

    • @MisterMoodyHere
      @MisterMoodyHere 3 місяці тому

      @@k4tzxbeel0vedz IKR

  • @Snow_Sailor
    @Snow_Sailor 3 місяці тому +27

    Seeing Kwite's eyes feels like finding a secret in an indie game with a following of 100 people.

  • @ImTheArcherYT
    @ImTheArcherYT 3 місяці тому +20

    the people who say queer people are "forcing their sexuality" on kids are the same people that make their kids wear the "future hooters girl" shirt

  • @kawiiapple8751
    @kawiiapple8751 3 місяці тому +770

    QUIET OUR SAVIOR KWITE HAS POSTED! 🙏Let’s all buckle in

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 3 місяці тому

      My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨

    • @audio_listeners
      @audio_listeners 3 місяці тому +14

      @@p-__ this is really the fanbase that kwite made up

    • @henry_6921
      @henry_6921 3 місяці тому +3

      am already on my knees praying dude

    • @Carrots_and_kiwi_equal_dinos
      @Carrots_and_kiwi_equal_dinos 3 місяці тому

      @henry_6921
      I expect Kwite fans to be on their knees for a different reason

    • @TerrytortoisethegreatAtuin
      @TerrytortoisethegreatAtuin 3 місяці тому +1

      ​@@audio_listeners nah

  • @ndakanaka6560
    @ndakanaka6560 3 місяці тому +118

    3:20 you could have editied in your own cashapp and not say anything smh

  • @UltraChiakiKinnie
    @UltraChiakiKinnie 3 місяці тому +54

    The one shot of Kwite examining his Crumb plushie for no reason.???

  • @flippflopp1209
    @flippflopp1209 3 місяці тому +39

    8:06 why... why does our favorite sentient floating hoodie have EYES!?

  • @JessMountainthefrog
    @JessMountainthefrog 3 місяці тому +114

    Ever had a bath in bone broth it makes u taste nicer to cannibals

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 3 місяці тому

      My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨

    • @Carrots_and_kiwi_equal_dinos
      @Carrots_and_kiwi_equal_dinos 3 місяці тому +1

      It does taste a lot better

    • @Milk-ck1wv
      @Milk-ck1wv 3 місяці тому +3

      I bite bones

    • @_Kuma_
      @_Kuma_ 3 місяці тому

      @gruntchangeit’s a bot

  • @floppybanana8939
    @floppybanana8939 3 місяці тому +41

    11:38 “hey i know this incredibly tragic thing happened but can you be a bro and give me money im absolutely gonna blow in the next 10 mins?”

  • @JulianaRodrigues-m8e
    @JulianaRodrigues-m8e 3 місяці тому +24

    Fun fact: The girl who was stopped at the airport wearing a bikini is a content creator in brazil for doing npc lives and of content of minor anime characters

  • @Dontwryabit
    @Dontwryabit 3 місяці тому +32

    7:07
    Why did this make me laugh?
    Idk, it’s funny to see his eyes under the glasses 🤷‍♀️

  • @steve_cat5504
    @steve_cat5504 2 місяці тому +2

    I really like the idea of a bumper sticker that says: "If you can read this back up" in small-ish lettering

  • @domi-no1826
    @domi-no1826 3 місяці тому +44

    7:00 HE HAS EYES

    • @Grimmfr
      @Grimmfr Місяць тому +4

      No he doesnt

    • @MonoTheSergal
      @MonoTheSergal 5 днів тому +2

      No you just imagined that
      It was all in your head

  • @killerbeanmachine
    @killerbeanmachine 3 місяці тому +36

    6:10 why are they letting this girl do this exactly? Like she's smiling in her mugshots, is she friends with the police or something?

    • @EpicKandy
      @EpicKandy 3 місяці тому +18

      her parents probably have A LOT of money
      that's the only reason i can think that she would A) still be in a private university and sorority despite being arrested 10 times and B) be in and out of jail so many times in the span of one college student tenure. fast bail

    • @bulkypigeon
      @bulkypigeon 3 місяці тому +15

      Considering she’s a sorority girl, its highly likely her parents are donors to the school, or she’s related to the police… Either way, its nepotism.

  • @Walterandpiggy
    @Walterandpiggy 3 місяці тому +43

    7:07 you can see some sort of hair and bros eyes!!!!!!

  • @wildcherrygirl
    @wildcherrygirl 3 місяці тому +8

    bro i take 9-10 hr flights from where i live to my home country every year and i don’t get how some ppl on there have their hair done, wearing heels, face beat etc. while i’m trying to not die from the pain of having to sleep in the least comfortable position possible.

  • @Technilogica2019
    @Technilogica2019 3 місяці тому +13

    4:58 aw how kind of them to wear sweatpants over their nonexistent legs to not frighten the children

  • @TheGodOfKults
    @TheGodOfKults 3 місяці тому +17

    As someone from North Carolina I can confidently say that the Furry Mobile isn't the worst car I've seen in this state

  • @ender4101
    @ender4101 3 місяці тому +20

    He did it! He brought the "if you decide you hate me" back!

  • @Magpiebard
    @Magpiebard 3 місяці тому +9

    Great idea! Kwite, you tell them we need to talk about those shirts for little ones, distract them. I've already got the batt and the steel toed shoes. And I'm willing to lay money the crowd behind me who want to come with with be happy to provide their own 'talking' sticks.

  • @micahberger8426
    @micahberger8426 3 місяці тому +28

    What do you mean sweatpants? Aren’t you a floating hoodie?

  • @giddycadet
    @giddycadet 3 місяці тому +25

    as far as I'm concerned, diapers aren't something you would ever steal for fun. only if you didn't have enough money to pay for them. in which case, go ahead - you clearly need them more than family dollar does

  • @demetriajones3231
    @demetriajones3231 3 місяці тому +77

    If walmart was a state, it's Louisiana

    • @RonanDahlman-ci1ql
      @RonanDahlman-ci1ql 3 місяці тому +12

      I, for one, nominate Arkansas.

    • @hutbgurb
      @hutbgurb 3 місяці тому +4

      ​@@RonanDahlman-ci1qlnah. Ohio. It's so flat it would need almost no prep

    • @houdini334
      @houdini334 3 місяці тому +4

      As a Cajun, yea.. Sadly accurate

    • @_NoLongerHuman_
      @_NoLongerHuman_ 3 місяці тому +3

      As a Louisianan, kind of, yeah.

    • @gthegadgetguy9703
      @gthegadgetguy9703 3 місяці тому +1

      i agree w the rest of my creole siblings in these replies. our state is awful.

  • @Spacefloop
    @Spacefloop 3 місяці тому +144

    I love Kwite I wish he was real

  • @cats_go_meow
    @cats_go_meow 3 місяці тому +29

    6:18 was that the real crumb cuptoast?!?!

    • @yanfeet
      @yanfeet 2 місяці тому

      YES i HAD TI REWATCH UT A BIT IT IS KWITE BUYS MERCH WHAT A LOSER

    • @jvinny_
      @jvinny_ 2 місяці тому

      I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE

  • @pegpeg9833
    @pegpeg9833 3 місяці тому +7

    The tufts of hair escaping from the mask... he's grown a sick ass wizard beard

  • @Pyxaanthal
    @Pyxaanthal 3 місяці тому +17

    Hey Kwite, you can't just casually show us the cutest little guy at 6:20 and then not address it

    • @thecryptidGrey
      @thecryptidGrey 3 місяці тому +5

      If you're wanting to know where it comes from, it's Crumb's/ Cuptoast's merch. Unfortunately no longer available as far as I know but they might put something similar out in the future- I really hope they do, I'm so sad I missed it because it really is the cutest!

    • @Pyxaanthal
      @Pyxaanthal 3 місяці тому +5

      @@thecryptidGrey YOU ARE MY SAVIOR, THANK YOU

    • @jvinny_
      @jvinny_ 2 місяці тому

      @@thecryptidGreyfinally someone else noticed

  • @sydnickiB
    @sydnickiB 3 місяці тому +16

    Dropped my phone in fear why does Keith have eyes

  • @NepsandHelis
    @NepsandHelis 3 місяці тому +20

    Why does Blud just randomly spawn in 6 Xbox 360’s at 1:16 😭

    • @Cupid_thekitty
      @Cupid_thekitty 2 місяці тому +2

      The magic floating hoodie wanted to play Xbox 360 but couldn't decide on a fav color. Deal with it

  • @fenior
    @fenior 3 місяці тому +10

    I can't unsee the hair poking out from under the hoodie.

  • @fenixfox7546
    @fenixfox7546 3 місяці тому +17

    2:23 they did the gay hand thing 🖐️💅

  • @angerey_
    @angerey_ 3 місяці тому +5

    the pampers one is messed up.... like "haha you cant afford diapers just dont get pregnant"

  • @jsosk7868
    @jsosk7868 3 місяці тому +10

    9:45. It would be pokemon actually.
    Or the Bible.

  • @Knotzer3233
    @Knotzer3233 3 місяці тому +5

    6:14 that’s literally a art depiction of the college I plan on going too

  • @ScratchdHelp
    @ScratchdHelp 3 місяці тому +13

    what is up with his little hair strands there LOL

  • @the_VHS_system2411
    @the_VHS_system2411 2 місяці тому +1

    Kwite: I dont promote the use of drugs
    Also Kwite: gets sponsored by an edible company

  • @sleepy1.O
    @sleepy1.O 3 місяці тому +7

    I understand if this gets delete later, but seeing kwites actual eyes is startling

  • @MadAliceInWonderland
    @MadAliceInWonderland 3 місяці тому +2

    I wish you would have seen my post. In the wild, on the back of a dishwashing company's van, I saw the bumper sticker: "I love getting bukkaked"
    Like, wtf dude 😭😂

  • @cameronveintidos4281
    @cameronveintidos4281 3 місяці тому +5

    Not me being too distracted by the Mii Plaza song to hear what kwite is saying 😭 0:37

  • @Frilled.jellyfishcookiefan
    @Frilled.jellyfishcookiefan 3 місяці тому +108

    More content to watch while animating hot cookies 🔥

    • @audio_listeners
      @audio_listeners 3 місяці тому

      what the fuck

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 3 місяці тому +2

      My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨

    • @wafflesfancy2900
      @wafflesfancy2900 3 місяці тому +19

      What does this mean? Should I be scared?

    • @IPlayKindred
      @IPlayKindred 3 місяці тому +1

      @@wafflesfancy2900 he's animating hot women named "cookies", he's an artist.

    • @Frilled.jellyfishcookiefan
      @Frilled.jellyfishcookiefan 3 місяці тому +16

      @@wafflesfancy2900I’m animating hot cookies :) (prune juice cookie my beloved)

  • @drgnfall1
    @drgnfall1 3 місяці тому +3

    "If you decide you hate me"
    Peak has returned

  • @Clownish.mp4
    @Clownish.mp4 3 місяці тому +13

    6:33 this is proof of mpreg kwite

  • @memesoverdreams3969
    @memesoverdreams3969 3 місяці тому +5

    12:41 tbh I feel kinda bad for that person. World's biggest furry from a state where E621 is blocked

    • @yanfeet
      @yanfeet 2 місяці тому

      ITS BANNED.??

  • @_.justahuman._3900
    @_.justahuman._3900 3 місяці тому +12

    ‘yes Kwite’ we all say in unison

  • @noahthelemon
    @noahthelemon 3 місяці тому +4

    12:52 NOT THEM BEING FROM NC NOOOOO

  • @woshyyyyyyyyy
    @woshyyyyyyyyy 3 місяці тому +3

    6:19 OMG THE CUPTOAST PLUSHH

  • @Anixluxt
    @Anixluxt 3 місяці тому +40

    “Kwite” we all say in Unison

  • @BobThePerson-fj2sx
    @BobThePerson-fj2sx 3 місяці тому +12

    12:41 "911 my car has been stolen!!"
    "sir what was the liscence plate and model?"

    • @emranismail4875
      @emranismail4875 3 місяці тому +1

      Vore related things are blowing up in furry fandom especially in twitch with furry vtubers!

    • @Mi..Mi..
      @Mi..Mi.. 3 місяці тому

      Nobodys gonna steal that car

  • @spectscrawlz_
    @spectscrawlz_ 3 місяці тому +28

    REJOICE!! THE HOODIE UPLOADS AGAIN!!

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 3 місяці тому

      My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨

    • @Congratulations_778
      @Congratulations_778 3 місяці тому

      @@p-__p my idol

  • @lazuralynja5604
    @lazuralynja5604 3 місяці тому +5

    from reddit we come and to reddit we go

  • @Your_local_simp123
    @Your_local_simp123 2 місяці тому +3

    8:49 he’s never met one because there all dying😂

  • @shilohisbored6591
    @shilohisbored6591 3 місяці тому +1

    "Drake getting this for the daughter he abandonned--" *CHEERFUL AD STARTS PLAYING*

  • @loompy1440
    @loompy1440 3 місяці тому +2

    My friend used to have a 16 inch rubber fist attached to his old beater cars antenna. We would listen to Iron Maiden and it did a kind of rhythmic metal fisting in the air to the gallop in the beat.

  • @v1rzen
    @v1rzen 3 місяці тому +127

    humanity was a mistake

  • @PikachuB2005
    @PikachuB2005 3 місяці тому +11

    10:04 Media offline jumpscare 😭

  • @TheZephyrsWind
    @TheZephyrsWind 3 місяці тому +3

    3:55 One of the ma... Few perks of being a small, little guy.

  • @FTZPLTC
    @FTZPLTC 3 місяці тому +1

    "Sorry to hear your wife died. So sad. But, since you won't need to buy her a birthday present this year...?"

  • @mrblakeboy1420
    @mrblakeboy1420 3 місяці тому +4

    6:26 and that’s why yet another reason why corporations are awful

  • @Sad_PaperBag
    @Sad_PaperBag 3 місяці тому +12

    I kinda doubt that the guy who owns the vehicle actually pulls women (or men, or non binaries) 7:53

    • @Sad_PaperBag
      @Sad_PaperBag 3 місяці тому +7

      *anyone except his wife

    • @edentague8141
      @edentague8141 2 місяці тому +4

      ​@@Sad_PaperBag assuming he actually has one, of course

  • @TWIGGZZ
    @TWIGGZZ 3 місяці тому +35

    Oil up.

  • @withered_rxse2416
    @withered_rxse2416 3 місяці тому +1

    HE BROUGHT BACK THE "IF YOU DECIDE YOU HATE ME" THAT WAS MY FAVORITE PART OF HIS INTRO 🔥🔥🔥

  • @SarcasticSean
    @SarcasticSean 3 місяці тому +1

    6:25 family dollar employee is a savage for that.

  • @Sk8terBeetleEnjoyer
    @Sk8terBeetleEnjoyer 3 місяці тому +89

    Nice video, I like men

  • @theabsolute.3049
    @theabsolute.3049 3 місяці тому +2

    Bro, your eyes scared me. I thought there was just void behind those sunglasses.

  • @flofloflofloflor
    @flofloflofloflor 3 місяці тому +11

    "Make em drool early" Ehhhhhhh................

  • @brook_angel
    @brook_angel 3 місяці тому +2

    Omg on a train ride just 2 weeks ago this lady not only made mate but then spilled everything on the floor. Loose wet tea everywhere she then also ate about 4 jars of pickled food and LEFT the dirty, empty jars behind.
    It smelled so intense we were lucky this all happened not too far away from our destination. (context: designated seats so we couldn't just move elsewhere)

  • @SliverFrostStuff
    @SliverFrostStuff 2 місяці тому +1

    his white reflection in his glasses look like pupils, and i love it.

  • @Sugurugetoslongstankysock
    @Sugurugetoslongstankysock 3 місяці тому +1

    Why do I have to be so poor, working three days a week, weekly pay, living paycheck to paycheck? To not see the amazing kwite.

  • @sentephh
    @sentephh 3 місяці тому +13

    honey wake up kwite uploaded a new video!!!!!

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 3 місяці тому

      My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨

  • @lilylohmann614
    @lilylohmann614 3 місяці тому +1

    My blood draw appointment is at the like exact same time as the meet n greet, which is way funnier to me than it should be

  • @Babigailmcb
    @Babigailmcb Місяць тому

    “Until the cops what!?” Made me snort and almost drop my paintbrush on my painting lmaoooo

  • @alexyknow3185
    @alexyknow3185 2 місяці тому +1

    When I was a baby I got a “future biker” shirt from my dad… not a “future hooters girl” one, no way can that be legal😭😭

  • @mags6201
    @mags6201 15 днів тому +1

    i repoened my computer to this video and the ad glitched so all i see is "the trashiest people ive ever seen" on a red line video of some historical drama for 2 minutes

  • @P0choclo_
    @P0choclo_ 3 місяці тому +5

    So glad to be early to see my favorite floating hoodie uploading

  • @hamburger_eatspie
    @hamburger_eatspie Місяць тому +1

    3:42 ok that’s kind of funny, how does that possibly happen 😭

  • @shadowspartanzeta7
    @shadowspartanzeta7 2 місяці тому

    As someone who lives in the Kentucky area, I can confirm that people like the chaos queen are a regular occurrence around here

  • @Crystre
    @Crystre 3 місяці тому +1

    There is no way Kwite is doing a meet and greet on birthday, on the year I didn’t plan for anime expo

  • @CyberdustStudios
    @CyberdustStudios Місяць тому +2

    Next time I see/hear a karen/incel talk about the "gay agenda" I'm just going to show them this @ 9:53 and be like, but you're totally fine with this?

  • @EllieMakesArt
    @EllieMakesArt 3 місяці тому +3

    the crumb plush 🥺

  • @drowsymicrowave3544
    @drowsymicrowave3544 3 місяці тому +4

    under a minute is crazy

  • @williamswilliams213
    @williamswilliams213 Місяць тому +1

    I feel like seeing Kwite's eyes at 7:07 should be highly illegal

  • @mothhu
    @mothhu 3 місяці тому +1

    that first one with the sea turtles was just depressing and infuriating

  • @renscar4007
    @renscar4007 3 місяці тому +1

    7:05 seeing Kwites eyes is making my feel conflicted, its kinda like Brock from Pokemon

  • @diottime
    @diottime 3 місяці тому +5

    hell yeah new kwite upload

  • @minty.thefox9191
    @minty.thefox9191 3 місяці тому +2

    the funny thing is by my school on my old bus route there was a dude also in a jeep w those same truck nuts 12:27 and i still double take at them and its been like 4 years