I miss going to the one at the highway at the start of my childhood neighborhood. Good ol Bloody 98. Didn't often buy stuff other then drinks and donuts at the food station. Getting to watch the automated mini donut maker was fun.
I’ve lost faith in humanity selling stuff on marketplace. I’ve given a guy a $50 discount on my iPhone just for messaging me in complete sentences. It was nice.
this is literally playing any game with a young playerbase because i am literally PRAYING someone over the age of 12 just so happens to be in the server i join
"Free Dirt" sounds like a joke but it's pretty common where I live, but under the name "Clean Fill". Which refers to dirt that isn't contaminated with pollution, fertilizers, broken glass, old metal, etc... basically it's when someone digging a basement or storm shelter or dredging a drainage pond has a big pile of dirt they want gone and someone else trying to fill in a gully or sink hole needs dirt (usually they'll plant grass or trees in it to hold it in place once it's where they want it). TLDR Guy A ended up with a big pile of dirt from digging a hole and Guy B needs a big pile of dirt to fill a hole, and both decide Guy B can have it if he brings the trailer and shovels to move it.
Then there is sand. I live in an area where under a thin dirt layer, we have sand. Sand can be expensive, so there have been cases of people stealing sand from a local forest. They sneak deep into the forest with their vechile (usually a tractor), dig a big hole and fill their cart or buggy with sand, leaving a mess behind. Apparently we have good quality sand that can be used on construction sites.
@@p-__wow! So cool that you're giving him more revenue by replying to comments and engaging with the channel! Keep it up! Make him more money, pookie! ❤️❤️
I remember a story about a white bottle with a demon inside that could grant wishes to its owner, but if you died while you owned it you went to hell, and the only way to get rid of it is to sell it for less than what you bought it for. So it becomes harder and harder to sell each time until someone gets stuck with it
@@Sketchers.WeGotThaDrip nope, it always has to sell for less, that way someone is doomed to not be able to sell it. And what you are describing would be gifting it or paying someone to take it, which isn't selling it. If you dont sell it the bottle will come back to you
Literally just bought a GoPro 12 off FBMP like an 1.5 hours ago (the video is two hours old). Came with two extra batteries, a three slot charging case, as well as an SD card. $270. Pretty good deal. Turns out the couple’s OF content was still on that SD card. What timing to be blessed with Kwite’s topic of choice in today’s video.
@@garfieldlover699 apparently they did 🤷♂️ I mean, it’s still a decent camera in general. Since people film vlogs or what have you Maybe they upgraded cameras for that stuff lmao. I wonder if they realized what I got. Either they did and forgor 💀 to delete it or someone special is missing their requests 💀💀
7:02 I literally owned that for a very long time, my parents eventually got rid of it cause they were sick of me constantly asking them to blow it up just so I could sit it in and not actually use the wii with it. Also cause there was a hole in it we could never find but I still kinda doubt there was a hole
the most infurating thing about FB market place is when they list multiple items, but then in the description are like "price is for each" then dont?? put 4 furbies in one image, and have it listed as "Furbies" PLURAL?? like bruh no one's paying $60 for one furby. (actual listing, they then later messaged me after i said no to their furby listing asking if i wanted to buy their plates??) i've also seen jerks put things out for "Free" but then in the description say stuff like "$350 obo". That's not free! that's $350 (or best offer)!
2:30 calling the baleadas tacos im cryinggg 😭 also yes food does sell on fb marketplace! often its authentic latino food made fresh to order from ppls homes 🤞
8:23 per contract law, yes the law can reclaim the stolen property, but only because you knew it was stolen prior to purchasing. If it wasn’t in the listen you could claim good faith purchasing…
i love laughing at your videos while being sick and having an allergy at the same time, it makes me forget until i start crying and having my guts everywhere.
A lot of the prices listed that are in patterns, that are very low, or that say they're trading are placeholders that don't actually mean anything 7:32, 8:48, 9:52,
The psp post annoys me, because it say best offer in the title it's not being sold for 1 fucking dollar. Thank you for your time. Keep up the good work kwite. Edit: That gaylord meet and greet was dope well worth 15$ for the autograph
Stolen shit can be taken off th person who bought it. A guy in my village got a quad he bought on eBay seized because it was nicked so the mad lad took it to the local dirtbike track, flogged it round to get the maximum enjoyment out of it before the rozzers took it, siphoned the petrol from it and stripped as many parts from it as possible to get some of the money he lost on it back. Apparently only the parts with a serial number on them are supposed to be seized as they're the only parts you can fully confirm to have been stolen which means the guy it was stolen from is basically just getting a frame back since most of the engine, drivetrain, steering and wheels weren't marked
@3:57 I have a magazine and newspaper rack sitting by my porch because two jobs ago they were just going to throw it out and I thought it would be a genius way to keep shit except for the part where I simply do not have the room Sadly I'm going to be moving and will certainly have the room then but it's been out there for like 5 years now
Holy shit I used to have those inflatable karts when I was a kid!!! It was like the only way my sibling or I ever wanted to play Mario Kart Wii but they took forever to inflate and took up so much space lol, plus they were easy to pop, one of our cats got mine mid race and I was so mad lol
I got a gaming PC on Facebook Marketplace. I still have it, and honestly I don't know how the hell it was so cheap. It was advertised as just the PC cause the guy wanted a downgrade, but he gave me the whole setup for no additional money. I got a $1750 setup for $500 counting a few upgrades. It's the only time I've gotten lucky and haven't been lucky since, but it's one of my favorite things I've ever bought (thousands of hours of gaming on that thing in 1 year alone and I have had it for nearly 5) and I regret nothing ❤. Still though, it's a lawless land of hellish proportions where diamonds are a commodity amidst the turds
8:23; depends, likley they will as it evidence of a crime. Now the real question is can you get yourself not arrested for aiding and abetting to a crime. Just try not to ride yourself to prison.
2:43 idk about those, but I know the local Indian and Pakistani diaspora in my area have a tendency to do this with really good curries, basically running unofficial restaurants from their homes, and they sell well. Mostly to other Desi folk looking for a taste of home not tainted by localisations (like every fricken vindaloo having tomato in it 🤦🏼♀️) but they do sell. Those however... nah probs not lmao
8:05 funny thing ive been using my iphone SE for like god knows how long (few years) if we ignore the fact that for 2 years it didnt work Or it worked if A. I had to drop it a little bit and then the screen would work for about a week B. For some reason i had to leave the capital and then it would work (im not joking) And then i dropped it too hard and couldn't use it for a year before i finally fixed my phone.. Its going pretty strong for the amount of times i dropped it (once or twice in water)!!! :3
1:08 Okay but like my cats already do that for me ?? 5:28 I understand this because when I expire I want an open casket funeral but I still want to be cremated.
Marketplace is like an online Florida flea market, old people , threats to society, and surprisingly good deals.
I miss going to the one at the highway at the start of my childhood neighborhood. Good ol Bloody 98. Didn't often buy stuff other then drinks and donuts at the food station. Getting to watch the automated mini donut maker was fun.
Eyy,Stolas! Howzit,buddy!
"Buy land now; they're not making it anymore." - Mark Twain
My farts are better than Kwite's farts.
@@p-__ that is not humanly possibly
Henry George approved this message.
Technically new land is constantly being made, but the process takes millions of years
RAGHHH MARK TWAIN MENTION ‼️‼️‼️
I’ve lost faith in humanity selling stuff on marketplace. I’ve given a guy a $50 discount on my iPhone just for messaging me in complete sentences. It was nice.
My farts are better than Kwite's farts.
@@p-__ yeah ok, bud
@@p-__why do you know what his farts smell like?
this is literally playing any game with a young playerbase because i am literally PRAYING someone over the age of 12 just so happens to be in the server i join
@@p-__false.
"Free Dirt" sounds like a joke but it's pretty common where I live, but under the name "Clean Fill". Which refers to dirt that isn't contaminated with pollution, fertilizers, broken glass, old metal, etc... basically it's when someone digging a basement or storm shelter or dredging a drainage pond has a big pile of dirt they want gone and someone else trying to fill in a gully or sink hole needs dirt (usually they'll plant grass or trees in it to hold it in place once it's where they want it).
TLDR Guy A ended up with a big pile of dirt from digging a hole and Guy B needs a big pile of dirt to fill a hole, and both decide Guy B can have it if he brings the trailer and shovels to move it.
My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨
@@p-__ the fuck?
Then there is sand. I live in an area where under a thin dirt layer, we have sand. Sand can be expensive, so there have been cases of people stealing sand from a local forest. They sneak deep into the forest with their vechile (usually a tractor), dig a big hole and fill their cart or buggy with sand, leaving a mess behind. Apparently we have good quality sand that can be used on construction sites.
Honestly i think i got some used for free dirt
@@Sienisota stealing sand is crazy 😭
5:40 I didn’t know how much I needed to hear kwite’s extra fruity voice but I’m so glad I got to hear it
“Yass, serve!” THAT TONE DIFFERENCE CAUGHT ME OFF GUARD LMAOO
Kwite type of guy to float when he smells pie
My farts are better than Kwite's farts.
Bro doesn't have legs she the typa guy to float in general
Aw hell nah 💀 😭
i would love to see him drawn anime floating like that 😂
I can so see that
You did the “Yasss✨✨✨ Serve💅✨💅✨” so naturally, I was filled with both terror and awe
That "Yas serve !!" caught me off guard
Real i jumped like a tom and Jerry cartoon
5:41
I thought he cut to a meme r smth 😭
bros the most cartoon-ish green hoodie entity and i love it
he's so surreal
My farts are better than Kwite's farts.
@@p-__ ok
@@p-__ Then give me a sample to taste test
@@p-__wow! So cool that you're giving him more revenue by replying to comments and engaging with the channel! Keep it up! Make him more money, pookie! ❤️❤️
“yasss serveee 💅✨” IM CRYING THE VOICE THEY DO
I imagine hell on earth is what springtrap is going through rn. Well, hell in a jar. We wont rest until he's free! #FREETHETRAP
yknow i actually have a springtrap in a jar
get a job
My farts are better than Kwite's farts.
does kwite have springtrap in a jar mlp 4chaner fan style or what. i'm not up to date with the kwite lore
@@p-__ Yeah you better send me some to prove that, or Ill assume you're lying and report you for misinformation.
If you're going to shit talk me buying expensive trashcans at least use my fucking name
Ayy, the funny cartoon man is here
my farts are better than Kwite’s farts.
@@p-__ why are you everywhere
@@Anxmaly666Because they're a bot. Just report them for spam and move on. They WANT engagement
We know what you did Noodle.
This is how Facebook Market Place works: If anything is "free, $1, or has 123" it is not the actual price. Anything else though is the actual price.
I remember a story about a white bottle with a demon inside that could grant wishes to its owner, but if you died while you owned it you went to hell, and the only way to get rid of it is to sell it for less than what you bought it for. So it becomes harder and harder to sell each time until someone gets stuck with it
wouldn't it be to sell it more than what you bought it for? unless it goes through so much and you are giving money to people for them to take it...
@@Sketchers.WeGotThaDrip nope, it always has to sell for less, that way someone is doomed to not be able to sell it. And what you are describing would be gifting it or paying someone to take it, which isn't selling it. If you dont sell it the bottle will come back to you
5:41 Yass servee!!!
Literally just bought a GoPro 12 off FBMP like an 1.5 hours ago (the video is two hours old). Came with two extra batteries, a three slot charging case, as well as an SD card. $270. Pretty good deal.
Turns out the couple’s OF content was still on that SD card. What timing to be blessed with Kwite’s topic of choice in today’s video.
who tf records OF stuff on a gopro 💀
@@garfieldlover699 apparently they did 🤷♂️
I mean, it’s still a decent camera in general. Since people film vlogs or what have you
Maybe they upgraded cameras for that stuff lmao.
I wonder if they realized what I got.
Either they did and forgor 💀 to delete it or someone special is missing their requests 💀💀
7:02 I literally owned that for a very long time, my parents eventually got rid of it cause they were sick of me constantly asking them to blow it up just so I could sit it in and not actually use the wii with it. Also cause there was a hole in it we could never find but I still kinda doubt there was a hole
Plot twist your parents made the hole and/or pretended they couldn't find it.
7:27 Kart with a K is not owned by Nintendo, it's just the way GoKart was spelled and has become the standard form for anything GoKart related.
Nintendo probably thinks they own it tho
5:42 the voice he does here 😶
IT CAUGHT ME SO OFF GUARD LMAO
I DIDN'T KNOW HE COULD DO THAT
Fruity voice jumpscare /j
I AM NOT USED TO IT💀
Hes gay for a reason
I bought a real, wall mounted horseshoe crab off of Facebook marketplace in Quebec and now he hangs above my desk
9:44 "or or" FNAF REFERENCE
i was literally searching for someone else to say this
@@piixel2667 same
the most infurating thing about FB market place is when they list multiple items, but then in the description are like "price is for each" then dont?? put 4 furbies in one image, and have it listed as "Furbies" PLURAL?? like bruh no one's paying $60 for one furby. (actual listing, they then later messaged me after i said no to their furby listing asking if i wanted to buy their plates??)
i've also seen jerks put things out for "Free" but then in the description say stuff like "$350 obo". That's not free! that's $350 (or best offer)!
2:30 calling the baleadas tacos im cryinggg 😭 also yes food does sell on fb marketplace! often its authentic latino food made fresh to order from ppls homes 🤞
I think those have a different name on brazil but "baleadas" sounds weirdly Brazilian.
Huh, i thought that was an italian food called piadina
8:23 per contract law, yes the law can reclaim the stolen property, but only because you knew it was stolen prior to purchasing. If it wasn’t in the listen you could claim good faith purchasing…
5:42
IM DIEING 💀💀💀💀
I immediately liked at 5:41 bc they way you said "Yass! Serve" was lowkey serving.
“Slay Kwite can’t hurt you. He’s not real”
Slay Kwite: 5:41
That damn thumbnail
don't know if I wanna watch or not because of it LMAO
My farts are better than Kwite's farts.
it's a pretty good video, if you want to skip that part you can skip from (6:05) to (6:36)
@@TheMarshmallowMushroom thx but I already watched the entirety of the video lmao
6:55 actually no kwite i do not imagine that
When they put 1 dollar on it, it's not actually 1 dollar. It pretty much just means give an offer
i love laughing at your videos while being sick and having an allergy at the same time, it makes me forget until i start crying and having my guts everywhere.
I have a still functioning 6s iPhone, every night I fall asleep listening to its anguished weeping and how it begs for the sweet embrace of death
10:05 they list 123 as a placeholder, same way people will have stuff listed for $1 if they want to trade
9:43 🐻ohr ohr ohr
10:45 KWITE I DIDN’T KNOW U WERE A CHUBBY CHASER ?!
LMAOO
9:45 Seal Kwite is my favourite
A lot of the prices listed that are in patterns, that are very low, or that say they're trading are placeholders that don't actually mean anything
7:32, 8:48, 9:52,
first one you listed was someone who was looking to trade though, so technically there should be no money involved
Beans.
My farts are better than Kwite's farts.
@disassembly4147yum
On toast
Beans :3c
10:53 holy shi what was that moan dude 💀💀💀
5:41 was not expecting that
1:47 Kwite casually pissing off an entire continent
Kwite, This is great! I liked it and subscribed!
5:40 “YAS SERVE” ❤️💅💅💅
It was such a jumpscare when he said that 😭
The psp post annoys me, because it say best offer in the title it's not being sold for 1 fucking dollar. Thank you for your time. Keep up the good work kwite.
Edit: That gaylord meet and greet was dope well worth 15$ for the autograph
I seen some woman selling protecting candles" on FB for $8-10 and they were $3 candles from the dollar general 💀
When I tell you I saw a guillotine on Facebook marketplace-
was it used?
and you didn’t buy it??
@@TheMarshmallowMushroom I don’t think it was
@@mr.bingusthecat my mom would have a fit if I bought a guillotine for $500
@@AquaticStarzz damn
Hey Kwite I love your content man keep up the good work ❤❤
My farts are better than Kwite's farts.
@@p-__thx for boosting this video up bro 💪🗿
Idk why but when Kwite broke from the monotone to say "yass, serve💅✨" I got severe whiplash but at the same time it seems completely normal
Not me opening yt just after browsing fb marketplace whilst ignoring the chem quiz that I have tomorrow
My farts are better than Kwite's farts.
I feel you but for me its a lab practical for my gen chem in qualitative analysis 1 class
watching this while making exactly one serving of spaghetti
My farts are better than Kwite's farts.
@@p-__ 💀🖐 bro-
@@p-__ I'm afraid Kwite has you out matched
yall are weird as fuck
How was your spaghetti, dude??
Stolen shit can be taken off th person who bought it. A guy in my village got a quad he bought on eBay seized because it was nicked so the mad lad took it to the local dirtbike track, flogged it round to get the maximum enjoyment out of it before the rozzers took it, siphoned the petrol from it and stripped as many parts from it as possible to get some of the money he lost on it back. Apparently only the parts with a serial number on them are supposed to be seized as they're the only parts you can fully confirm to have been stolen which means the guy it was stolen from is basically just getting a frame back since most of the engine, drivetrain, steering and wheels weren't marked
@3:57 I have a magazine and newspaper rack sitting by my porch because two jobs ago they were just going to throw it out and I thought it would be a genius way to keep shit except for the part
where
I simply do not have the room
Sadly I'm going to be moving and will certainly have the room then but it's been out there for like 5 years now
2:58 damn i haven't seen that image since 2018 when i was looking up pictures of people turning shoes into keyboards during health class
Holy shit I used to have those inflatable karts when I was a kid!!! It was like the only way my sibling or I ever wanted to play Mario Kart Wii but they took forever to inflate and took up so much space lol, plus they were easy to pop, one of our cats got mine mid race and I was so mad lol
I got a gaming PC on Facebook Marketplace. I still have it, and honestly I don't know how the hell it was so cheap. It was advertised as just the PC cause the guy wanted a downgrade, but he gave me the whole setup for no additional money. I got a $1750 setup for $500 counting a few upgrades. It's the only time I've gotten lucky and haven't been lucky since, but it's one of my favorite things I've ever bought (thousands of hours of gaming on that thing in 1 year alone and I have had it for nearly 5) and I regret nothing ❤. Still though, it's a lawless land of hellish proportions where diamonds are a commodity amidst the turds
5:40 HOLY SHIT THAT CAUGHT ME BY SURPRISE
I like to imagine that the reflections on your sunglasses are actually eyes that are moving like with your v-tuber model
I’m watching this at 08:37(am),on some good shi, and watching Kwite. What had my life come to
I love the botw music. It's such a good soundtrack
6:55 wait what
9:44 bro turned into Freddy Fivebears from Faz nights at Beddy's
6:20 why is the hateno village theme playing, its good though
Just in case anyone is genuinely curious, no, Nintendo doesn't own a trademark on "kart" with a k. Go-Kart is the normal spelling.
10:16 Maybe he did get confused and that supposed to be weight. The currency is £(Pound), so reading it, you would say, “123 pounds.”
8:23; depends, likley they will as it evidence of a crime. Now the real question is can you get yourself not arrested for aiding and abetting to a crime. Just try not to ride yourself to prison.
1:07 ngl I might actually buy this
You have gotten me addicted to roboquest, thank you so much.
My farts are better than Kwite's farts.
7:54 im watching this on an iphone 6s💀
💀
I’m obsessed with collecting creepy dolls and creepy clowns, and really anything creepy. I’d buy that Campbells doll for sure.
2:43 idk about those, but I know the local Indian and Pakistani diaspora in my area have a tendency to do this with really good curries, basically running unofficial restaurants from their homes, and they sell well. Mostly to other Desi folk looking for a taste of home not tainted by localisations (like every fricken vindaloo having tomato in it 🤦🏼♀️) but they do sell. Those however... nah probs not lmao
campbells soup baby isnt real, it cant hurt you
It always gets me when Kwite randomly does a slightly high pitched voice for some reason
$123, $111, or any similar numbered prices are usually fill in prices for postings; they then say in description actual price, or to dm for price
Aight gang his video has been up for a whole minute, you know what to do
My farts are better than Kwite's farts.
I don't know what to do i forgot the script
Quick! type an unfunny comment on how he fell off!!
"well used by other man" is the only condition we'd like our kwite to be sold as...
we need that extra mansauce to get our money's worth
your editing style is what keeps me hooked
8:05 funny thing ive been using my iphone SE for like god knows how long (few years)
if we ignore the fact that for 2 years it didnt work
Or it worked if
A. I had to drop it a little bit and then the screen would work for about a week
B. For some reason i had to leave the capital and then it would work (im not joking)
And then i dropped it too hard and couldn't use it for a year before i finally fixed my phone..
Its going pretty strong for the amount of times i dropped it (once or twice in water)!!!
:3
Kwite, I really enjoyed this video, so I hit the like button!
Kwite should play home safety hotline
My farts are better than Kwite's farts.
yay green hoodie posted again
My farts are better than Kwite's farts.
Anytime this man uploads he is roasting,cooking, and speaking facts
7:55 “I don think there’s a single [iphone 6s] alive nowadays”
me, watching this video on my iphone 6s:👁_👁
the kirby epic yarn music in the background goes hard
9:44 freddy fazbear?????
My iPhone 6s is still breathing. Arguably. Watching this video on it and it’s hot to the touch. Sometimes I set it on my air vent to cool it off.
Nintendo sent a cease and desist to UA-cam channel Drawfee for their Todd (from Mario) merch.
Those cakes were cack because here in Blighty cack is slang for poop 🤣
My ADHD could smell the hateno village, kudos to that and to another great video.
1:08
Okay but like my cats already do that for me ??
5:28
I understand this because when I expire I want an open casket funeral but I still want to be cremated.
6:05 halfway point
I just noticed how your sunglasses reflect your screen in a way that kinda look like cartoony eyes. Or a prototen. And I can't unsee it
Bro that thumbnail is horrifying, goodshit!
day 1 of asking kwite to go through the dollar tree subreddit
kwite deserves headpats and springtrap cuddles
Someone tried to sell their baby on Facebook marketplace in the town I live in
We thought they meant baby clothes and their baby was modeling the outfit but no they actually meant their child
5:41 i made the same pose and right then i hear "yaaas serve" 😭
My time to shine.
9:44 freddy fastbear i think:
Watching kwite while being sick is a treat and a half I'm gonna be coughing my lungs out while laughing 😂