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- Опубліковано 12 лип 2024
- today i looked at the r/facepalm subreddit for some of the crazy posts that have been posted to r/facepalm that make you facepalm when you see them
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"11 seconds ago" i cannot be this chronically online
sadly we all are
You're a kwite viewer, it was over from the start
@@signal9959I agree with that
@@signal9959damn💀
yup
Kwite saying that the reflection is his pupils has changed how I perceive him significantly.
My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨
@@spoopyboi96 is it bad that I've seen that for a while
Is it bad that I never noticed that at all?
I always saw that cause artist brain, and its really cute :3
Him pushing it up on his face so they don't slide down must be painful. Like pushing your naked eye further into your eye socket because they are popping out.
Kwite starts talking at 0:00
Thanks
No he doesnt
But when does he stop?!
@@theskelebro8013 15:33
@@theskelebro801315:34
"2 minutes ago" ffs i wasnt stalking i just sat down
My farts are better than Kwite's farts.
@@p-__ Blasphemy.
6 hours ago
@@iamalien6215 3 minutes ago
Can't stop reading "ffs" as "facial feminization surgery". The trans agenda has gotten go me
With his head in his hands, kwite is nothing more than spring traps wife😞
My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨
Malewife*
@@RorysHappyHouseboywife*
@@pekka-zg1wxmanwife*
and when you think about me all of those years ago, you're standing face to face with
12:02 there actually is a direct 1:1 version of the west idealisation of japan, and that can be seen in extreme cases as something known as Paris syndrome. basically its a rare form of culture shock that primarily affects japanese people, and occurs when visiting Paris. it is said that it can result in nausa, hallucinations, and extreme anxiety. this can be seen as more understandable when you look into the portrayal of Paris and France in Japanese media, and realise they have a very romantacised view of the entire country, but especially the capital. comparing this to the true nature of Paris, which is notorious for being unfriendly, is thought to be what results in it.
There are also just westaboos in general and the weird Japanese idolized view of the UK.
@@casteanpreswyn7528whereas their love for us in America is wholly actualized, because we're not cringe
@@kontanaizumi oh no no no.
They didn’t want upset the liberals and trump supporters.
I thought it as Chinese people?
That hello neighbor sub animation at 1:14 had me *wheezing*
I thought I was seeing things for a second, but no it was real
My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨
@@p-__ wtf
really? THAT made you wheeze? damn
@@TrixTheFox i am really easy to make laugh
kwite head cannon: his script-reflection-pupils will say different things on the mini screen based off his emotions. like if he’s shocked it will say shocked or gasp or it will show some subreddit of like r/shocked on it. when he looks at spring trap it’s just the ❤ and the 🫃 emoji.
🤣🤣 I don't know what thr second emoji was meant to be but my ancient ahh phone redacted it, and tbh I'm not sure if thats funnier
@@agent_8167mpreg
@@agent_8167 fun fact its male pregnancy
"Folks who are shorter than me" So... kids?
no even kids are taller than him lmfao
The only humans shorter than Kwite haven’t been born yet
@@PepsiMann2009 the only people shorter than kwite have been buried already
gnomes I guess
@@kingkillaky He makes gnomes look like giants, he literally lives in a dollhouse
Speaking to the intro, I remember seeing a post where someone posted a photo of a jar with chocolate bars, noting that those chocolates were exclusively for a dog and their owner to share one final forbidden snack together right before being put down. Like, they'd eat one then be put down before the chocolate is what poisons them.
Really sad but also kinda touching.
Once a student threw a stool at the teacher. Who happened to also be my mother (she isn't a teacher anymore, she much prefers the job she has now in disability care). This student got ZERO punishment. In the school with a thousand and one different rules mind you. That, combined with boredom (there was literally nothing to do) and social isolation resulted in some crazy stuff.
But one of the less destructive, or depressive, or dangerous or "send this kid away" funny events that happened was one time a kid brought an ENTIRE OVEN to school (either a mini or portable one, slightly bigger then a microwave). Apparently his parents forbade him from using a microwave, but he still needed to warm up some food. So unsure if the school had an oven, he just brought his with him!
BTW, this happened in the same school. I've been to many more then one, each a different new flavour of fecked up (somewhat bar the last one, that one was quite alright and I do genuinely think it deserves the title of "as perfect as feasibly possible school").
you literally cannot fail with a microwave I do not get parents who forbid their children from microwaves
@@TheWallBreaker Kid probably microwaved with a fork inside at one point..
@SaltySeaStella He knew how to use a microwave, as far as I know he hadn't done anything like that. It's just that according to him his father was apparently some sort of cook, and a purist at that, so he forbade his son from using a microwave because it wasn't "good enough" or something. Real crazy. Makes perfect sense with all the other stuff going on at the time.
"You are going to soak the bed the night that you turn 18 legally" kwite what
When Kwite posts the voices get quiet for a day or two
Your comment is hilarious with that BASIL pfp!
Mine get louder. They love kwite
English or Spanish
My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨
Mine appears in the video
"Have you ever met a guy named Pablo"
Quite a popular name in latin america actually.
just named a character Pablo.
And in Spain.
@@Jacob_Junge How could I forget? My bad! countries with latin origins rise up!
10:43 oh god I got an assignment marked because it came back as 60% AI
I wrote it manually.
that’s honestly a compliment if you really think about it. your writing is so good, that it’s actually kind of difficult to figure out if you used ai.
@@chrigontrr It'd be a compliment if it was marked as plagiarism, because then an actual good writers work is comparable to mine.
AI is good a writing, just terrible at writing well. Good writing is about flow, not words or phrases that get's picked up by AI, but I do get what you meant
Oh my god why are these specific clothing items floating and talking!?
Most entertaining clothing ever 🔛🔝💯💯
14:03 That meat isn’t well done, it’s congratulations
My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨
that shit is [MISSION Complete]+
‘I have several kids and I haven’t seen them in forever’
You can’t hide forever father
Finally i have found 1 of my siblings and my father(3 siblings now)
SIBLINGS???!?!!?!?!?!?!?
You too, huh?
Hello brothers
So all of us made it to the meeting
"11 minutes ago" I am healing slowly
My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨
Styrofoam is actually one of 2 ingredients for homemade napalm, thank NileRed for this bit of knowledge. I just wanted to know how he was gonna turn a cup into cherry soda or something
My farts are better than NileRed’s farts 💨
@@p-__what the fu ck
He turned a cup into cinnamon candy, and paint thinner into cherry soda
@@bowlseriw how in the everliving FUCK did he do that
@@sodypop.MP4 paint thinner contains a compound similar to Benzaldehyde, which is a common artificial cherry flavor
What is this guy now, The Click?
They both have furries in their fanbase.
imagine a click and kwite collab
No, he's Adam Sandler's Click™
Nah the click is annoying and is imo kinda uncomfortable to listen to, and Kwite is funny and based.
@@narryatlas766bro… that would bring life to the dead.
I'm sorry, how is biting 2 kit kats at once worse than WASHING THE CHOCOLATE OFF IN A SINK. You lost the plot man
Both are vile
My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨
Preach
British person spotted.
Hi sorry
5:33 Megaannum is the technical term but it’s technically also centuries or millennia, just a lot of them. Also as a professional dinosaur with a lifetime of experience being a dinosaur I can confidently say that dinosaur is not real and there is nothing to worry about I hope
My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨
2:35 man… I must’ve missed that software update when I turned 18….
10:30 even worse, teachers will just assume it was written by an AI if it looks too good lmfao. happened recently with my last english teacher and I was so losing my shit in a combination of pride, frustration, exasperation, and confusion
10:04 I can explain this, apparently you can, by law, plagiarize yourself, for some stupid reason, I've learned that in a collage course I took a while back.
Yeah, if you're presenting something you made a while ago as something you made for a specific purpose with the expectation that it would be completely original for that thing can be plagiarism. It's most notable for things like school assignments or contests. It can happen with professional work too, though it's more difficult to say when it's self plagiarism in those cases usually.
So like.. Yeah, depending on the situation, the student may have committed self plagiarism.
If it's an art work they made before hand that happened to fit the assignment that the professors assigned that they just submitted as their assignment, that is self plagiarism.
If they made the art for the assignment and shared it online once they were done with it but before they submitted it because they liked their work, then it isn't self plagiarism.
@@CuantumQ I think I understand what you're saying, basically the facepalm could go one of two ways depending on how long OP's art work was on the internet right?
@@Jimshade46 Yeah. If they made the art a year ago and submitted it for their assignment then it would be self plagiarism. If they made it for the assignment and uploaded it before submitting it, they're fine.
9:10, there was another post on the sub along the lines of "We ordered 300 ipads, we got a grill"
I love you Kwite please don’t die on 5/7/34 at 2:47 pm
bruh
10 years, huh? 🤔
@@yoyohan9 that’s all he has left🕊️🕊️🕊️
D/M/YY or M/D/YY
Found the time traveler
r/face palm is one of my favoitre subreddits. it makes me feel smartness
4:30
every single spanish speaker:
😐
😐
😐
🙁
😃
7:11 God rest that poor Xbox 🙏😭
Heaven gained a new Xbox
✊😔
That effort list thing just reminds me of a time my high school physics teacher unironically said "You don't have to put in effort, you just have to try hard" and I don't know what gymanstics he was doing to come to the conclusion that those were different things
1:04 I have been saying this shit for *YEARS* and now it’s canon
14:41 The necrolympics. It was *right there*, man.
5 seconds in you are already saying real shit. Cookie dough is goated.
My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨
@@p-__ real
My highschool moment was the principal insisting he be called "Doctor" all year, and then later it came out that he lied about his doctorate and the only reason we know is because he was under investigation for sexual harassment.
Last I heard he was getting promoted to superintendent.
Classic school system, bet he got paid leave while he was under investigation like my high school history teacher. At least from what I heard he supposedly was caught pretending to drop his pen near one of the cheer leaders so he could have an excuse to bend down and take a peak up her skirt. The students kept calling him by a clever nickname that rhymed with his real name, though to not dox him I won't say what it was since it was only a letter off of his real name.
11:51 The scientists rarely gets money from the articles and for the less good journals the scientists have to PAY the journal to publish their findings. The money for the research comes from companies and/or grants. And publishing papers builds your reputation (which enables better/higher grants) so you have to do it (and you may be tempted to use AI, work sloppily or straight up plagiarize to cut corners)- tldr the current system of scientific journals exploits scientists and publish or perish worsenes the situation and the quality of scientific research. All my science homeys hate knowledge paywalls and adore scihub.
Yeah! It's really fecked and it significantly hampers the scientific process and scientific communication. It's also not like people don't know this, maybe regular people, but they literally told us in my biology study in multiple different classes that the system is super fecked! It's really bloody fecking crap!
I was about to say the same thing. I'll also add that the actual researchers and scientists will usually give you a free copy of their paper if you contact them and request one. Paying for it only enriches the publisher.
Publishers effectively get paid multiple times for papers that they got for free, and that were reviewed by unpaid peer reviewers. It's a completely wild hold-over from the days when publishing a paper actually required printing, and this system pretty much only exists due to the residual prestige publishers have.
Oh and reviewers aren’t even paid, most of the time. Good thing they tend to have a salary outside of that uh
Damn I really just jumped on this huh I ain’t even fully awake. I think I might be addicted to Kwite
It’s a Kwaddiction.
@@alliekat1431 Fr fr like I just woke up and the second I saw he uploaded I instantly clicked lolz
Same
0:13 chocolate in small doses isn’t lethal to dogs, it’ll just make them really sick. So this guy’s idea doesn’t even work it’s just gonna put the dog in even more pain
Wrong timestamp?
@@Xfrtrex my bad
@ShadestheMothman what's the correct timestamp?
@@Xfrtrex0:13
@@Xfrtrexwhen I wrote this comment I thought he was reading off a post I didn’t realize it was just a bit but the statement still stands
6:50 *starts visibly sweating* uhhh yeah i split them
i love looking at the script reflection like its their pupils
making mad eye contact w the green hoodie feller
i been doin it for ages but ig its canon now
2:40
As opposed to turning 18 illegally
You know? If for any reason your bday was accidentally miss typed and you didn't correct it your biological age would be 18 illegally till your legal bday is 18
9:30 the oposite was also posted on reddit. Someone ordered ipads and got a grill. The 2 people lived close to eachother and exchanged items. But wtf was the guy doing qith that many ipads?
My guess for the iPads is that they possibly work in a school, the only place I can think of that might need iPads in bulk.
"You are gonna soak the bed the night that you turn 18 legally" -Kwite
7:00 I take a bite out of both at once
8:01 had to look at this for a good minute to get it, I’m cooked
I’m still very confused💀 it sounds normal
@@lolapink532 great grandma like great grandma, grandma, mum, granddaughter, great granddaughter
@@eszpa82I do NOT understand
@@lolapink532Calling someone a great grandma usually means that her kid had a kid who also had a kid.
@@eszpa82 ohhhhh
I’m pretty baked not the cookie dough 🤑🤑🤑
Yo sameeeeeeee
Wish I was
Poop
@@chatterbox7046Fr
I'm cookie not the baked dough
13:15 AMONG US IN REAL LIFE
Your pfp is my iPhone background 💀
Sus... Sus...
I did headcannon that the reflection of your screen was your eyes, so its cool that you confrimed it
The gamersups jars have moved again.... They've grown sentient
2:12 you have the balls to say this with the ShyLily gamersupps cup on the bottomleft corner visible
What, 😂😂😂
4:37 Yeah, they're like one of my closest friends.
9:10 Kwite come back the kids miss you! Little bob is already walking😔
I love Kwite so much R.I.P. man
the kit kat thing is wild... just buy plain wafer snacks.. they come in at least 4 flavors that I know of - vanilla, chocolate, strawberry, and peanut butter... and they don't have chocolate on the outside.
1:57 hololive mentioned, I was there and I was so happy. I got my merch and I lived my best life
4:25 "close enough, welcome back picasso" ahh sentence oh my god
7:38 My guy, there's internet cafes with Xbox consoles in them.
There were a lot of "incidences" at our school. I mean they even had a picture of one of the students getting arrested in our yearbook(face blurred out) and because it happened so often most of us didn't even know who it was. But the story, about the weed and the principal's son one, made me think of this one. One year, some of the popular kids, as a prank, put this alternative girl as homecoming queen to embarrass her(in their mind she was going to get no votes and they could then laugh at her for having no friends). Well we all ended up voting her into winning the crown(I think they underestimated how many alternative kids there were or were stupid enough to think we still would vote for them because they were the popular ones and not her)
7:19 I actually have that type of Xbox so that post hurts me every time I see it
If you don’t want to get salmonella from cookie dough, just don’t add any eggs. The eggs do nothing for the flavor it is purely a binding agent, and it’s where all the salmonella is stored.
The flour is more of an issue in North America tbf
Actually it’s not just the eggs you have to worry about, but also flour. Raw flour itself can also contain bacteria like salmonella. So if you want to make edible cookie dough, you can use and consume most raw eggs (relatively) fine, just make sure you bake your flour!
14:25 Instead of fixing that, just get a regular omafiets. Like €10,- if you can drive a good deal (not including potential repairs) and you don't need neither your car nor stupidly expensive sportfiets anymore!
Speaking of cookie dough, apparently subway has footlong cookies now. So naturally my bf and i ordered one and were shocked it was raw af(not like the pic of a huge cookie more like hot cookie mush)
And we asked them about it and they said "oh we are supposed to give you a spoon to eat it with. That's what its supposed to be like" . Lmao
13:42 someone started a trash can fire in my 6th grade bathrooms too. THE EXACT SAME THING 😭
my oh my, a ladder made of knives with bleeding hands on it, that's how you know this vid is gonna be very bloody and very crazy.
My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨
@@p-__ that is a lie and you know it, i bet you love to lick light poles at the dead of winter.
@@p-__ that is a lie that's clear as crystals, i bet you also love to lick metallic poles in the dead of winter.
@@p-__ you know that is false, i bet you love sticking your tongue to metal poles in the dead of winter.
I thought this said 5 hours ago, 5 MINUTES? I haven't been this early since he posted that second channel ad on here by accident.
5:01 I'VE ACTUALLY SEEN THAT DINOSAUR IRL
For anyone who'd want to make some edible cookie dough:
1 cup all-purpose flour
¾ cup packed brown sugar
½ cup butter
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
½ teaspoon salt
2 tablespoons milk
½ cup milk chocolate chips
½ cup mini chocolate chips
To heat-treat your flour so it is safe to use: Place flour in a microwave-safe dish and cook for 1 minute and 15 seconds, stirring it every 15 seconds. Set aside.
Beat sugar and butter with an electric mixer in a large bowl until creamy. Beat in vanilla extract and salt. Add heat-treated flour; mix until a crumbly dough forms. Stir in milk until dough is just combined; fold in milk chocolate chips and mini chocolate chips.
Taken from allrecipes.
5:08 yo i know and have seen this dinosaur before.
WAKE UP KWITE POSTED
The position of does xbox 360s in the backround for ever changing
15:22 Promise?
9:19 Fun fact, I got an email saying that I got shipped some shit that I did not order, I called cap since I did not receive the items until 2 weeks after that email, it's now been a couple more weeks and these mfs won't respond to my emails back after harassing me about packages that I didn't order or receive at the time💀
Kwite eye lore goes crazy
About scientific articles: it’s so much worse than you think. Basically, not only do researchers pay to apply to get their articles into any research journal, and pay especially large sums of money for the most well known, they are also extremely expensive to buy and access. Most universities pay several hundreds of grands to allow their students to access articles from only a limited selection of journals, and those are subscriptions models too. Plus, science rn is basically a publishing rush. If you’re not published, you won’t get any employment.
So no, money you pay to the journal will absolutely not cover any kind of research that is shown in the articles. Oh and btw, reviewers for those articles? Also not paid. The system is basically ultra skewed and definitely not the greatest. Anyways, all articles can be found for free online if you try long enough
0:13 thank you kwite from reminding me of dog we gave chocolate to before we put her down that was really nice of you bud
2:50 this made me realize how little of us poc kwite watchers there are…. Where are my fellow Liberians at 😔🇱🇷
aint that where u borrow books from
@@panpan4757 that's a _library._
@@panpan4757 No those are lesbians
@@AmazingAutist isn't that a county?
@@pasteldino96 No that's Leviathan
Wite
Wite kwite
Congrats on being first ig
2:19 There was actually a torrential downpour at a music festival I was at. We just got back, actually.
Falling asleep to your voice has to be the most grading experience ever like disappearing into the sandpaper belt if you were a spoons in a tik Tok
LETS GO NEW KWITE UPLOAD
Are you telling me that these videos are scripted and not a live reaction?????????? This changes my entire life.
The consoles in the back are getting sketchier 🫠
Idk why you were recommended to me or why you are entertaining enough to watch a second video of
guys the video ends at 15:34
Thank you for your service
1:36 wait what the fuck is that
Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.
talking about spiderman ps4 when i just played it finally and its been my new obsession for the last few days kinda wild
3:21 i feel seen
GUYS THIS WAS RELEASED 40 SECONDS AGO WHY IS THERE 3 COMMENTS
kwite's fans are *KWITE* dedicated (get it???)
@@althegamr 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆
we have nothing better to do
Kwite views don't have social lifes
the SECOND the video starts kwite talks about something i cant eat lol
"When have you ever heard of a guy named pablo after Picasso"
Pablo Escabar: allow me to.introduce myself
Pablo from backyardigans
Btw at 7:47 the video is half over just letting you know
no views in 23 seconds... bro fell off
"48 minutes ago"
bro the video was posted 30 minutes ago
Ah yes, at 18 your body goes from hydrophilic to hydrophobic
just now realizing u got two xbox's stacked on top of eachother
The script in his glasses- I mean eyes make him look like he’s just permanently looking at you
"You are going to soak the bed the night that you turn 18 legally."
-Kwite 2024
6:33 bro your a menace to society wdym “what tf did i do”
Im glad that kwite has revealed that the reflections are indeed his pupils since I've had that as a headcannon for a while now