Twitter Community Notes are Vile
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- Опубліковано 16 тра 2024
- today I looked at community notes on twitter that really just dunked on some people who were wrong about stuff. twitter community notes are probably the best feature twitter has going for it right now. community notes are stopping twitter from going off the deep end.
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Imagine if community notes existed irl. Like if you make a mistake in a conversation 15 people come up to you and correct you
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that’s called school
Happened to me last week
good news, this is a real thing
* feminists trying desperately to convince you that mansplaining is real *
* and it's in your cat *
Elon Musk really got community noted. I never liked Twitter, and I still don’t, but this is a great feature
My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨
@@p-__they smell even more like a fart than normal?
Whatc@@p-__
Honestly community notes need to be added to other social media platforms
Reddit is worse
You can't even shit post because you don't have enough karma
Due to no one thinking that the Vine you posted was funny and they think YOU made it even though you specified that it was a Vine
And it was popular on Vine
Fun fact green skies are a thing, they indicate large quantities of dust and high humidity in the air. They almost always precede extreme thunderstorms and tornados
Its a sickly olive green, like a 2 week old bruise, but still green
I actually didn't know that, but now I do. Thanks
@Omniscient_AI ofc, I've lived my whole life in the tornado belt or on the seas and most of that time was outside in survival situations so it's something to look out for
Likewise orange or red tinged skies mean fire (when it's not sunset, its more that the celestial bodies turn red than the sky itself) greyish skies means cold weather and deep azure means a dry few days, not a good time to plant things without additional watering.
You can also check if you have an infection by looking at the sky if you are clever enough. When you look at the sky you can see little light blue spots dancing around, those are actually white blood cells in the veins in your eye, if you check it consistently you will be able to notice your white blood cell levels and if it changes you know to talk to a dr. Looking at the sky can actually tell you a lot of things if you know what to look for, you just need to know where to look for information
@@ConstantChaos1 That's very interesting, thank for telling!
As someone who lives in a country with no natural disasters, this is very new to me, and I'm scared 😂
@kovudiangelo7734 Hey, at least now you know what to watch out for and at least you live in a relatively safe place, so you likely won't need that info
I never thought ratio-ing someone could get more violating
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Spam
@p-__ You’re not a bot, you don’t have to do this
@@p-__ prove it
Community Notes are one of the very few good things that Twitter/X has left. Most of the time, it's r/QuitYourBS in real time and I love it.
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Reddit?
REDDIT?
YOU LIKE REDDIT?
HOW DARE YOU ENDORSE THE PLATFORM THAT COULDNT EVEN PROTEST PROPERLY DUE TO THE RISK OF BEING BANNED
@@millo7295 I have seen 6 replies from you. You make a reply every 10 FUKING MINUTES. Get a DAMN LIFE
@@millo7295bro i use reddit
@@millo7295
chill bro
I think you missed the funniest part of the "The Community Notes will say this is fake" note, because in the note, they refuse to say "this is fake" and I think that was done out of spite
Ngl fuck like half of all doordashers. Half of the ones I meet are the sweetest, kindest people who I always tip, and the other half are people who deliver my food to the wrong neighborhood somehow or EAT all my food and expect me to tip them. I had to order 5 guys THREE TIMES because the first guy never delivered and the second ate my burger. I got refunds back both times but like fr that shit hurts
I don’t know why people even trust doordash with food.
I hate doordashers as a fast food worker. Sometimes they're sweet. But I've also had them hitting windows to get my attention. Or being extremely rude when the order is not already ready when they get there. It's also a pain getting online orders when it's busy. It just makes everyone's order slower and most of the time they still have to come in and pick it up.
50/50 Challenge IRL
XD
as a doordasher, i fully agree
Used doordash for the first time. A single milkshake ended up costing 17 buck
The One Pice ilustration ratio has got to be the most raw Twitter can get
Argumentum ad populum.
No Hali could save that fellow!
XD
Virgin AI Bro: nUh-Uh! i BeT yOu CoUlDn'T dO iT bEtTeR! _(He doesn't know.)_
Chad One Piece Illustrator: I literally can and have.
@@RJS2003 sucks that Kwite didn't mention that the artist actually replied
@@nokonation40 What did the artist say?
8:37 For that one person in the back who’s curious, sea urchins do have mouths, they’re just on the underside where we can’t see them most of the time.
Yup! The teeth-like structure of their mouth is called Aristotle's Lantern.
Scary
Yes, they were even disastrous at points in California because of the damage they did by eating kelp forests
On that Alexander The Great post, what is it with people acting like everyone before the 2010s was in perfectly 1950s Hetero nuclear families and nothing else?
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impossible@@p-__
Because of imperialism. Before the British empire, being gay was not taboo. But thanks to imperialism, it was taught around the world that being gay was disgusting and unnatural. Then, even after countries gained their independence, they kept that homophobia because everyone believed it by then. And when you're trying to erase a group, the worst possible thing is evidence that that group still exists (hence why, under apartheid in South Africa, "Colored" people were encouraged to only have children with white people and why any evidence of whites and blacks mixing would immediately be met with... unfortunate consequences.)
TL;DR pretending that gay people didn't exist is imperialism 101
@@DeathDealer_1021it's more of religion. Even empires had gay people before the stupid religions were a focus
@@DeathDealer_1021 i mean, Alexender the great was an imperialist, ruled the great roman emire, so i feel the more likely answer is that some religious figure just thought it was cringe so lied and manipulated what the bible says
Hey! Take springtrap out of the jar! He deserves better than this!
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WTF IS THIS
@@b133d1ng_c4ts Its insanity, thats what it is!
That's spring traps kink, don't shame bro
@@UPGAX Nah, I think hes being held hostage. #FREETHETRAP
sea urchins have their mouth on the bottom, just like with sea stars. they're part of the same phylum, echinodermata.
I still love how echinodermata translates roughly to spiky skin
@@BirnieMac1well, it's...pretty obvious, dare I say. You see a black spiky thing. You see spikes, they're on the skin. Boom, spike skin!😅
My depression worse than kwites depression
Im not a bot i just wanted to troll for a sec
2:37 I am very rarely patriotic, but as an Australian, it is my duty to say:
Bro said "Kantas", aww hell nah. Its pronounced "Quantas", because Australia is dumb like that.
It's because it was an acronym xD
Queensland and Northern Territory Aerial Services, dumb name but hey, Queensland, Q, based
Where did the *U* go, mate?!
@@dhi_holoOH
...There's still a u after that q? it's just invisible?
@@Ramsey276one Into the Queensland (QANTAS stands for what @dhi_holo said). And because Kantas sounds mildly dumb lmao.
kwite, you've been in a coma for 10 years. none of this is real. it's all just a bad dream. you have to wake up kwite. you have a family. we miss you.
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:3
That's a lie we don't miss him
@@p-__lemme sniff so I can see if that's true
Hey knock it off. If he wakes up then we can't keep consuming his brain juices.
I like community notes
It's when nerds can look cool in a misinformation explosion.
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@@p-__Why are you everywhere?
@@andrewpinedo1883 i think its a bot lol
@@philipkazanjian6259 Either that or it's someone with no life whatsoever :/
I thought this had the
syllabic structure of a
haiku. It didn't.
2:38 Readers added context they thought people might want to know
It's pronounced "Kwan-Tis" not "Carn-Tass"
yeah the tweet misspelled it, it's *meant* to have a U after the Q
I am apparently wrong. thanks memory. and australia for making dumbass airline names lmfao
@@professormutant3252 lol
Quick trivia, it’s an acronym for the Queensland And Northern Territory Air Service. QANTAS.
@@justanothercontentcreator4664 I was looking for this comment.
Fr almost died when he read it as “cuntass”
What’s funny to me is that the “stone pickax” is actually an iron pickax, which CAN mine diamonds
Edit: how in the world has this gotten 1k likes💀
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YOU'RE SPAMMING VIOLATED THE GUIDELINES
either its in shadow or that is, in fact, a stone pickaxe
No, no it is not
@@Mag3.1415 I think my phone autocorrected but I will not be editing it bc otherwise it’s not as funny
Kwite, idk if u know this (/s), but a green sky (with supercell storms, in all fairness), are signs that a tornado might form. u do not, in fact, want a green sky.
OH
0_0
Have we all forgotten the I am a gummy bear song? That was a cultural phenomena
I think that a "baby catapult" is much funnier sounding than a "baby trebuchet".
I remember begging my parents to let my buy one of those oversized gummy bears that they sold at Family Video(when they were still a thing), and how they very much did not live up to the hype.
Like, you would be surprised how much harder it is to eat one of those fuckers when compared to the normal ones.
O
M
G
XD
I don't think I would be surprised at all
At 8:04 when you said that it chucks babies long distances I'd just like to let you know that it actually doesn't because catapults aren't that great and it probably only throws them like ten feet. If it was a baby trebuchet those babies would go flying
10:39 It's even worse because "Kazakhstan" is a country and the language is kazakh. It's like saying "America language"
I didn't notice this because I was too expecting him to say the wrong language. I checked and it was in fact kazakh, but he was saying tongue twisters one after another
if anyone's interested here's the name of the video (it's in russian): Ведущий новостей "Информбюро" говорит скороговорки на казахском
I mean... that's pretty consistent with a number of languages, England and the English language for example.
@@CloneCommanderCrater1102it would be like saying “England language”
2:40
Because it's an acronym! It stands for Queensland and Northern Territory Aerial Services.
i’m so fucking glad ur back kwite i feel like i cant remember anything between when you left and came back… ur vids are literally time markers for my sedentary ass 😭
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This again? 🧐@@p-__
10:30 bruh i saw a yt short where the comments were mad that 15 year olds won't enlist anymore. they also managed to sprinkle in some transphobia.
Something is wrong with people
No doubt they were ableist too.
@racer927 Likely, it's UA-cam shorts. Half of the people there have the brain capacity of a paralyzed fly
My old history teacher in high school taught us that Alexander the Great was the "greatest swinger of all time. "
He was the best sword fighter too
kwite always makes the goop coming out of me more bearable (im sick rn)
g-g-goop??
@@Omniscient_AIpresumably phlegm
🤒
Get well soon!
@@Omniscient_AI not that type, my stomach just can't handle soup and it's the yucky tummy goop :(
Good luck
There is alot of debate over alexander but it is indeed widely accepted that he had several male lovers
Ye that netflix series was terrible but not for the Alexander being bi stuff, the Persian outfits and weapons were from hundreds of years after the events of the show which bugs the shit outta me, but it was full of inaccuracies.
Never trust netflix to make anything historical.
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Seeing as I can't meet Alexanders' supposed male lovers or Alexander himself:
I will not believe it
I will not believe ANY detail about people's lives in history because I can't talk to the person and get informed by said person about their personal life
So why should I believe someone who dug up his bones?
@@millo7295 so you can only learn things about history if the person in question tells you about it?
@@millo7295ok, what about things he wrote like letters and stuff?
As my teacher once said. "That's not math, that's maff."
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That's not math, that's meth
Breaking Bad Moment
@@Thebepislover "Jethe, we need to cookth"
i love twitter, everytime i use it i feel like elon musk is inside of me
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So real
god...
What
5:06 8 year old me finding the priest inside the church, alone
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@@p-__what is the point of this bot comment, no ones subscribing to your channel if thats what you want people to do, its just weird
@@tractorthatapprovesvideosdon't respond to them,they get enjoyment from ppl getting mad at them.
10:09 Gummy bears are more popular as a whole but gummy worms are infinitely better in comparison.
I once had gummy legos.
@@hexdiqoreprime7974 ive seen gummy kraft mac and cheese at walmart theyre really making anything gummy nowadays
All the edginess of eating worms, but none of the gooey reality of eating worms. 👍
as an australian your pronunciation of Qantas physically hurt me
10:38 Plus, this clip is also of the broadcaster doing a tonguetwister warm-up if I remember right. A tonguetwister in any language is going to sound extra confusing to those who don't speak the language.
I love the facebookification of Twitter where people can just upload a picture of an obvious cgi watermelon elephant and go "Scientists invented this elephant!!! 🤯🤯🤯" and the replies are all "So pretty take my kid see it 😃🤣😂☺🤗" and it's genuinely a 50/50 on if you're talking to an old person or a robot.
The Kazakhstan one would've still been community noted cause the videos actually of the guy doing nursery rhyme tongue twisters (like "she sells sea shells by the sea shore"), apparently news anchors do this to practice not messing up during the broadcast
Kwite complaining about getting orange “strings” stuck between his teeth. I didn’t even know that was a thing ie I never had this happen to me and never met anyone who has. Kwite is living the solo experience.
Maybe you know someone who had this happen to them and you just never bothered asking
I've only really had that happen when drinking orange juice. How do people enjoy it with the pulp?
10:14 a more accurate thing would be saying larping groups dont get delayed cause of bad weather, i played a game in heavy rain wind and a thunderstorm when most players are wearing metal
As a delivery driver myself, thank you. It's good people like you, that keep me going.
Gummy bears are the most popular culturally but gummy worms are better
Objectively Correct
Kwite saying no one cares about the difference between a trebuchet and a catapult with this audience is wild
6:00 aurora borealis
At this time of the year
At this time of the month
Localized entirely within new York
... Yes
Is this the first
Time
That you’ve ever seen
Aurora Borealis
_Crush_ mankind?
@@Omniscient_AI may i see it?
@@yagomizuma2275 no
@@Omniscient_AISEYMOUR, THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE
9:58
Gummy worms are more satisfying to TEAR in HALF with my TEETH
i wholeheartedly agree
@@thatweirdgay-69420 same
I'm liking the new hoodie + mask combo. White and dark green? Yessir!
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Kwite days are the best days of the week 🙏
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9:00 ERROR SPOTTED
Bro aint no way anyone likes gummy bears more than gummy worms
What about sour ones?
true, but sour gummy worms are better@@How_To_Drive_a_TARDIS
@@MetrixYTG true
What
A trebuchet is a type of catapult, but that is not a trebuchet.
Gummy bears are best when not sour
But gummy WORMS are way better as a sour gummy, sour gummy bears cannot compete.
So it really depends on if you wanna sour gummy or nah
YO KWITE POSTED‼️
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@@p-__ cap
kwite never fails to fill us up with his warm sticky content
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@@p-__ my bot comments are better than yours
@@p-__ proof🤤
PHRASING!!!!!!!
@@baeljr666 no
9:00 i thought you were flashing the context in our faces, only to go back and find out it was just an editing mistake 😂
you can’t escape me kwite
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The reason the difference between a baby catapult and a baby trebuchet is so important is because the trebuchet has about triple the launching power. As such that's clearly false advertising because a prospective buyer might not be able to launch the baby as far as they would expect.
@6:00 green skies exist! They happen during some severe thunderstorms :)
Community notes apparently at least slash your income on Twitter so you can't really engagement farm if you keep getting fucked by them. Unless he just wants attention.
The best gummies are those vitamin gummies. Somehow they made something you can only consume 2 of them once a day that tastes almost perfect.
i ruined them for myself once by eating too many and throwing up
now i hate them
2:38 I expect a formal apology for that BUTCHERING of Qantas
5:40 This note reminds me of that guy who tried to look up if spiders had spider sense like Spiderman and Google told him something like, "Spiders have a unique danger detecting mechanism called eyes"
5:34 My guy has never seen a sunset before 💀
8:48 hate to seem like a smart ass but yes they do have a means of ingesting. Urchins have something called Aristotles lantern and super tiny teeth surrounding that in which they use as a main component of their digestive tract. Their ass is actually on top, so facing upwards from how we usually see them lol. the vids I had to watch in highschool science for that kinda scarred me ngl
the public transit rant at the end was incredibly real
*nuts cutely*
Agreeable
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*nuts grotesquely*
What a comment. And I mean that with all appreciation
@@squidpile ew
2:10. I remember waking up and seeing this. The guy got dunked on harder by the illustrator with a quote rt than the community note. I dunno why he deleted it, it was the funniest shit for a hot minute.
0:09 why was “This is not 90°.” my first reaction, I feel called out, at least call me out on the fact I play Genshin Impact and enjoy it not THIS
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@@p-__tf you want me to do?
@@ShelbyLikesStuff It's a bot
@@Orangnus I’m not an idiot
@@ShelbyLikesStuff Why respond to it then?
I’m fairly certain the main difference between a catapult and a trebuchet is that a trebuchet has a sling, but I could be wrong. After all, even the Flywheel Trebuchet I’ve seen on UA-cam has a counterweight opposite the arm to balance the weight and keep the flywheel’s center of weight on the focus of the circle.
the one piece animator one, was one of the best plot twist I have ever seen, ai bro never knew what hit him
Hey Kwite! Fun Fact! Qantas is an Australian airline, and despite the fact there's no U after the Q, it's still pronounced as such, like KW-ON-TISS
*KW-AHN-TISS
It’s a good day when Kwite uploads
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2:15 actually, the ONLY person worse is Echiro Oda himself
To all those who might not know, Dragon ball creator Akira Toriyama passed away on March 1st. He made many peoples childhoods and many are devastated at his loss. Dragon ball will be continued. He passed away do to blood clotting in his brain, We miss you Akira and hope you are happy in the afterlife. "Villain's are remembered, Heroes are forgotten, But legends? Legends never die." We love you Akira,
5:00 they could have complained that they made him an aryan, blonde hair blue eyes
They could have given the actor more time to grow his hsur, used temporary brown hair dye and possibly pupil dye
Also for fellow autists a trebuchet uses a weight on the end of a short lever to make the long end move faster which launches stuff
A catapult / mangonel uses elastic tension to launch stuff like spring steel or twisted rope
7:16 Im alright with door dash until some tool decides to try and cheat the very job they work in and end up eating my order
The way the computer reflects in his eyes. It gives him pupils…
Good video big green hoodie man!!!!
Good video big green hoodie man!!!!
Good video big green hoodie man!!!!
Good video big green hoodie man!!!!
Good video big green hoodie man!!!!
5:52 not a bad idea, most people on twitter are already insane so a few aliens asking generic questions won't seem to weird
ive been waiting for this THANK YOU
If you drank all of the Gamer Supps you have in the background at once you could jump directly to the moon.
1:39 **clears throat, leans into mic** Elon Musk
2:38 Guess who's not an aviation enthusiast.
I generally appreciate my DoorDash drivers... Except in those rare instances they deliver to the wrong house, or give me someone else's order.
2:36 That’s because it actually kinda is. “QANTAS” is an acronym for “Queensland and Northern Territory Aerial Services”. Which are two States/Territories in Australia. Which explains why there is no “U” because it’s not in the etymology. It’s also pronounced “Kwaan-tuhs”, which is the same way you’d pronounce it if there actually was a “U”
Worm: 👍 Bear: 👎 (For most iconic gummy shape)
Um actually kids unite
0:50
that… is an iron pick.
I've never heard someone say QANTAS like that, damn
Aussie airline, it was originally an acronym standing for Queensland And Northern Territory Aerial Services, but these days it's going overseas and stuff! Fun stuff
I love when the notes get abused ngl
Yooooo kwite post
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i have access to community notes and you'd be surprised how many times people use it to try and explain jokes
The funny thing is that Jose replied to Oscar with an image of his name in the credits
Gummy worms solo
2:39 It's supposed to be pronounced like there there is a U after the Q, and the last A is pronounced like the ɪ in family
How did you type that IPA character?
@@jessicacaron5084I have a program called Wincompose that lets me type more things
"my friend cottontail" just hit me like a truck
i seriously did not expect thaz
Worms >>>>>>>>> Bears
2:00 SELF DELUSION 100
The distinction between a trebuchet and catapult is very important.
5:12 this statement is incorrect, he doesn't have teeth
5:40 wasnt that like some alt right conspiracy about trump being jesus or some insane shit like that ? i vaugley remember seeing people dunk on this on twitter. blue check marks are truly build diffrent (derogatory)
I think that I heard a conspiracy theory about him that said that he was transgender... the transphobic (at least that's what the internet was saying) former president... is trans?
what? you're watching too much alt left propaganda
9:48 i thought this was gonna be about how the video is an animation made in ue5, i've seen the tiktoks from the mand who made them and they look better than real life
but yeah i didn't notice he said gummy bears instead of worms 💀