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  • @nrlsan36_34
    @nrlsan36_34 4 місяці тому +453

    2:06 This obviously takes place in India, and a "lakh" is basically Hindi for 100,000, so it wasn't 21 liters, it was _2,100,000_ _liters_ .This dude literally threw away an entire town's water supply to get back his iPhone.
    I literally don't know how more comically evil you can get...

    • @OtakuUnitedStudio
      @OtakuUnitedStudio 4 місяці тому +52

      Evil is usually not some cackling dictator intentionally causing harm to others. Far more often it's corruption, incompetence, ignorance, or some combination of the three.

    • @YouveBeenMegged
      @YouveBeenMegged 4 місяці тому

      Yeah that’s some cartoon mustache-twirling assholery right there

    • @LunarBiohazard321
      @LunarBiohazard321 4 місяці тому +16

      The phone didn't even work when he got it back :/

    • @Zanemob
      @Zanemob 3 місяці тому +3

      @@OtakuUnitedStudioIn politics its always all four in some way.

    • @Razipazi77
      @Razipazi77 3 місяці тому +4

      And he only paid the equivalent of 632 us dollars in fines

  • @SirAsdf
    @SirAsdf 4 місяці тому +1488

    2:18 To answer your question Kwite. NO, it was not still usable. So he did all of that for literally nothing. Also it took him THREE WHOLE DAYS to drain that much water and he was immediately suspended.

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 4 місяці тому +5

      My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨

    • @Astr0_Man
      @Astr0_Man 4 місяці тому +173

      bro couldve hired a diver to get his phone like 💀

    • @sauces7465
      @sauces7465 4 місяці тому

      ​@@p-__proof rn

    • @ashgoat4792
      @ashgoat4792 4 місяці тому +161

      there must’ve been highly illegal things on that phone

    • @tristanm-v7b
      @tristanm-v7b 4 місяці тому

      More then likely for a politician​@@ashgoat4792

  • @Kaiderussy
    @Kaiderussy 4 місяці тому +2599

    The way he just teleports in

    • @liljuddz
      @liljuddz 4 місяці тому +113

      I mean.. he is a magical floating green cotton hoodie, idk what else you expected

    • @Crime.gril2
      @Crime.gril2 4 місяці тому +17

      @@liljuddz That's true!

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 4 місяці тому +20

      My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨

    • @RonanDahlman-ci1ql
      @RonanDahlman-ci1ql 4 місяці тому +21

      @@p-__ Bullshit.

    • @libberslibbers8559-jl1us
      @libberslibbers8559-jl1us 4 місяці тому +52

      @p-__ my favorite bot. they don't say racial slurs, they just talk about their farts. round of applause

  • @cosmix_toast
    @cosmix_toast 4 місяці тому +2292

    kwite stops talking at 14:01 so watch out for that

    • @grimnott
      @grimnott 4 місяці тому +229

      im at 13:55 im really scared

    • @gingurr
      @gingurr 4 місяці тому +30

      thanks bro

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 4 місяці тому +3

      My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨

    • @solar.s
      @solar.s 4 місяці тому +17

      takes him long enough 😒

    • @barkinboyy
      @barkinboyy 4 місяці тому +12

      damn thanks bro, your a real one

  • @gingurr
    @gingurr 4 місяці тому +2679

    kwite starts talking at 0:00

  • @Rainok
    @Rainok 4 місяці тому +142

    Don't defib when someone's heart stops
    Defibrillators are designed to stop your heart so it can restart with a normal heart rhythm. It's basically turn it off and on again

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 4 місяці тому

      My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨

    • @Ryu1ify
      @Ryu1ify 2 місяці тому

      Oh yea, fibrillation is like a synonym for heart palpitations, isn't it?

    • @NatWatGamer
      @NatWatGamer 15 днів тому

      "Have you tried turning it off and back on again?" "Thanks Ill try that"

  • @VincentIsDeceaced
    @VincentIsDeceaced 4 місяці тому +922

    8:28
    "modern pickup trucks are like the natural predators of children in the wild, alongside priests"
    FOULLLLL 💀💀💀

    • @dogofwar6769
      @dogofwar6769 4 місяці тому +34

      Ehh, actually teachers are way worse than priest when it comes to predating upon their charges.

    • @VincentIsDeceaced
      @VincentIsDeceaced 4 місяці тому +20

      @@dogofwar6769 true, both would make the joke just as funny

    • @danmeifan
      @danmeifan 4 місяці тому +55

      ​@@dogofwar6769 Nah, priests are worse. If only because while people may be disbelieving of a child stating their teacher did something, they absolutely Will Not believe their child if they said a priest did something. Because a "man of god" couldn't possibly do something wrong. 🙄

    • @dogofwar6769
      @dogofwar6769 4 місяці тому +11

      @@danmeifan found a teacher.

    • @RubenDuenas1
      @RubenDuenas1 4 місяці тому +4

      ​@@dogofwar6769they're not wrong tho

  • @ashyknees2339
    @ashyknees2339 4 місяці тому +673

    I’m so happy kwite reassures me that I’m not the worst person in the world, I can feel his warmth inside of me.

  • @justamicrowave5297
    @justamicrowave5297 4 місяці тому +272

    That guy with the raid was so nice for making sure their food didn’t get infested with bugs. We need good people like that in the world 🥰

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 4 місяці тому +2

      My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨

    • @K0modoMp3ror
      @K0modoMp3ror 4 місяці тому +5

      @@p-__ lemme get a W H I F F

    • @YourInternetK9
      @YourInternetK9 4 місяці тому +7

      lmao bro just wanted a happy meal

    • @justamicrowave5297
      @justamicrowave5297 4 місяці тому +7

      @@YourInternetK9 so did the bugs but they don’t want it anymore

    • @ZentaBon
      @ZentaBon 4 місяці тому +17

      it's wild they're not mad at the app for paying them poorly and mad at some random person for not giving an optional tip

  • @vesselling
    @vesselling 4 місяці тому +708

    Remember guys, if you ever think you can't get any worse, have faith in your capabilities. You can ALWAYS get worse.

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 4 місяці тому +3

      My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨

    • @jimshotfirst4887
      @jimshotfirst4887 4 місяці тому

      ​@@p-__ prove it, post fart pics NOW 🔫

    • @iamthestonks1652
      @iamthestonks1652 4 місяці тому +16

      @@p-__that’s the spirit!

    • @Ben_19M
      @Ben_19M 4 місяці тому +2

      thats depressing

    • @FTZPLTC
      @FTZPLTC 4 місяці тому +2

      Yes! I believe in you!

  • @saiba_444
    @saiba_444 4 місяці тому +231

    12:57 - what i wanna know is why are some concert tickets worth heart surgery money? i don't care who the musician is, they should not cost the same as HEART SURGERY

    • @JennyMay0221
      @JennyMay0221 4 місяці тому +17

      30k to 200k is crazy

    • @asackboyplush6508
      @asackboyplush6508 4 місяці тому

      What I wanna know is why do you have to pay to get your child a working heart

    • @ZeltonXD
      @ZeltonXD 4 місяці тому +35

      I actually think heart surgery SHOULD cost the same as a reasonably priced concert ticket

    • @JennyMay0221
      @JennyMay0221 4 місяці тому +7

      @@ZeltonXD so like 200 to 5000 dollars?

    • @ZeltonXD
      @ZeltonXD 4 місяці тому +16

      @@JennyMay0221 I mean it would be better than we have

  • @JakeTheBeastDelta
    @JakeTheBeastDelta 4 місяці тому +86

    The woman from the Walmart TV smash video bought a TV, brought it to Walmart, smashed it, and then got escorted out or arrested. It was definately stupid and not worth the amount of clout she got from that. People will do anything if they think it will get them internet clout.

    • @OtakuUnitedStudio
      @OtakuUnitedStudio 4 місяці тому +29

      At least she paid for it. I know some people would do that to something they didn't buy.

    • @buffcode
      @buffcode 4 місяці тому +7

      @@OtakuUnitedStudio People regularly do this to the laptops and TVs without buying them lol they just dont all post online or stick around to get pinched.

  • @Deglyph_
    @Deglyph_ 4 місяці тому +102

    6:47 the funniest thing is that it's just the bomb from CS:GO

    • @rosalynnerd
      @rosalynnerd 4 місяці тому +3

      i came to the comments to say the same thing lmao

    • @ihasknees8730
      @ihasknees8730 4 місяці тому

      I'm so glad someone else realized

    • @johnweber80
      @johnweber80 3 місяці тому

      It's literally the first image on google.

  • @grizzlybeartist
    @grizzlybeartist 4 місяці тому +47

    1:56 lakh is an Indian numerical term that equals 100k. this man drained 2.1 million litres of water just to get back a broken phone.

  • @SnackAttak
    @SnackAttak 4 місяці тому +178

    2:51 as someone who also doesn't watch football. Yes, all Baltimore Ravens fans are like this

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 4 місяці тому

      My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨

    • @Sparkle8205
      @Sparkle8205 4 місяці тому +1

      i knew baltimore ravens fans irl and yeah it checks out

    • @somethingsomethingsarcasm
      @somethingsomethingsarcasm 4 місяці тому

      Yeah... that's Baltimore lol

    • @wer_3too
      @wer_3too 4 місяці тому

      my whole family are ravens fans and yeah ☹️☹️☹️☹️

  • @Nub4Pres
    @Nub4Pres 4 місяці тому +279

    When I tell you my fingers subconsciously zoomed to the notification like I didn’t even have control it’s like it just did it

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 4 місяці тому

      My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨

    • @Princess_Of_The_Parade
      @Princess_Of_The_Parade 4 місяці тому +9

      We addicted to the green hoodie man

    • @Simon_Dunkaccino
      @Simon_Dunkaccino 4 місяці тому +2

      the kwite’s curse

    • @CorlenoftheRoundTable
      @CorlenoftheRoundTable 4 місяці тому +2

      Kwite’s green magic has power over our brains and fingers

    • @SamSam0YT
      @SamSam0YT 4 місяці тому +1

      The Kwite curse...it's real

  • @camboi6103
    @camboi6103 4 місяці тому +155

    7:43 bro might have a potential baseball career with a throw like that

  • @ShogunMS
    @ShogunMS 4 місяці тому +147

    "You are not the worst person in the world"
    Me: Well...
    "You're still a Kwite viewer so don't get too relieved"
    Me: There it is.

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 4 місяці тому +1

      My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨

  • @Cyybertronprincess
    @Cyybertronprincess 4 місяці тому +68

    Can confirm, boyfriend grew up in Luton. Got held up at knife point at age 4. The person with the knife was 6. :/

  • @robxholicfoxyfan8552
    @robxholicfoxyfan8552 4 місяці тому +78

    I would have said the tree gives Kwite oxygen but then I remembered he is a sentient Hoodie so it might only give him air circulation to maybe allow him to undulate like a jellyfish for a fraction of a second more of airtime.

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 4 місяці тому

      My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨

    • @youraveragefan6953
      @youraveragefan6953 4 місяці тому

      This is the only thing that makes sense

  • @dogofwar6769
    @dogofwar6769 4 місяці тому +26

    12:34 speaking of gender reveals ruing lives: I think one of the biggest examples of this was the time some family paid a pilot to kind of crop dust the party with pink smoke only for the pilot to immediately crash the plane into a neighborhood. I believe it was declared a freak accident but people still died. Think it happened in Mexico recently.

  • @meganbarnes5211
    @meganbarnes5211 4 місяці тому +53

    5:40 just so y’all are aware, Luton is placed worst place to live, and swiftly following is Peterborough (my place or residence) in the UK
    Those are normal and naturally occurring letters. I’ve got one on my doorstep saying they fucking hate my Halloween decorations and to take them down before they get stolen.
    It’s wild

    • @Jdmj1703
      @Jdmj1703 4 місяці тому +3

      damn so savage for no reason

    • @MultiKommandant
      @MultiKommandant 3 місяці тому

      @@Jdmj1703 eh, it's the eternal battle of living in Luton - if you can't take it out on your fellow man then why exist?

    • @plaguenplay3516
      @plaguenplay3516 2 місяці тому +1

      so, basically, the town was founded around the gates of Oblivion from the elder scrolls

  • @kktheinternetuser
    @kktheinternetuser 4 місяці тому +53

    2:54 as a baltimore ravens fan we do not accept this man as a fellow ravens fan and we pass him to the seahawks and I hope they accept him as one of theirs.

    • @OtakuUnitedStudio
      @OtakuUnitedStudio 4 місяці тому +7

      You picked the best team to pass him off to.

    • @321hackertime5
      @321hackertime5 4 місяці тому +1

      Ew hell no I don’t accept him

    • @alexmartin3143
      @alexmartin3143 2 місяці тому

      He was intercepted in the AFC finals…

  • @Boi_Fluff
    @Boi_Fluff 4 місяці тому +46

    4:13 I checked, she's got 167k views on the video, but at least its over 10 months of existence

  • @emyliesue3563
    @emyliesue3563 4 місяці тому +41

    2:43 I think people forget that some people tip when their food gets delivered, tipping through the app or online is really annoying because most of the time it a set amount and based off the rest of the order. Some people don't want to tip 15% of the bill. I personally prefer to just give a $5 to $10 tip on delivery.

    • @birb7353
      @birb7353 4 місяці тому +4

      It's definately better to make due with the inconvenience of tipping in the app. Otherwise, people already barely keeping themselves afloat financially will dread delivering your order, given it's indistinguishable from unpaid work they're forced waste time and energy on to keep their job

    • @emyliesue3563
      @emyliesue3563 4 місяці тому +11

      @birb7353 Tipping in person has been around for years, it is not worth 15% of the bill to tip someone, especially when they have that type of mentality, if you are willing to poison someone over a tip you should not be working around food. A $5 to $10 tip in person is a standard for many people especially older people. If you cannot handle waiting until after you have delivered the food for a tip which is how pizza delivery drivers have done it for years, why change the standard just because of entitled people? You should not work with food if you are willing to sabotage and potentially kill someone over a tip. EDIT: Working as a delivery driver for a company like door dash shouldn't be your only source of income, it is common knowledge at this point that you cannot make a living doing so, it should be used as a way to get extra money on the side.

    • @birb7353
      @birb7353 4 місяці тому

      @@emyliesue3563 We are agreed that poisioning people is unacceptable. End of. Nevertheless, people don't choose Door Dash or minimum wage jobs as their primary source of income if they have other options. Sadly, many don't. The least we can do as decent humans is be kind and helpful towards people struggling. New technology has been implemented that makes being good to service workers easier, so the fallacy of appeal to tradition falls especially flat here.

    • @wordedpuppet6278
      @wordedpuppet6278 4 місяці тому +12

      It’s generally just really dumb to tip someone before they even provided their service to you at all

    • @alexmartin3143
      @alexmartin3143 2 місяці тому

      Make sure to write that in the notes that you’re leaving a cash tip!

  • @RJS2003
    @RJS2003 4 місяці тому +61

    The first frame of this video is goddamn chilling.
    Like a spectre caught in 4K on camera.

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 4 місяці тому

      My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨

    • @OtakuUnitedStudio
      @OtakuUnitedStudio 4 місяці тому +1

      ​@@p-__ Corn dogs are an inferior snack food.

    • @squidluma9259
      @squidluma9259 4 місяці тому +3

      To make this comment thread less soulless, I will respond with a concurring statement:
      Indeed, Kwite is but a mysterious spectre that hangs on the thread that is the jacket and mask he bears. *Kwite* terrifying, might I say?

    • @Cometsarecool
      @Cometsarecool 4 місяці тому

      ​@@squidluma9259you made it worse bro... /lh

  • @BlueBirdie5
    @BlueBirdie5 4 місяці тому +192

    12:47 Fun fact: the woman who CREATED gender reveals child came out as trans. Bit ironic huh.

    • @Anisse_N_Spices
      @Anisse_N_Spices 4 місяці тому +87

      Ikr, and she has also condemned them, because she had quite a few miscarriages before that child. So getting to know her kid's AGAB was a huge milestone for her and she only celebrated it because of that

    • @adonysus
      @adonysus 4 місяці тому +2

      @@Anisse_N_SpicesAGAB?

    • @Anisse_N_Spices
      @Anisse_N_Spices 4 місяці тому +27

      @@adonysus Assigned Gender At Birth

    • @adonysus
      @adonysus 4 місяці тому +8

      @@Anisse_N_Spices Oooh gotcha

    • @Mast3rKK
      @Mast3rKK 4 місяці тому +1

      what does that even mean...

  • @allenrichardson9084
    @allenrichardson9084 4 місяці тому +15

    Tampering with peoples food is a federal crime and if they find that person they are screwed big time.

  • @Groaker
    @Groaker 4 місяці тому +36

    Parking your car over more than one space is a great way to get your car surrounded by shopping trolleys.

    • @emer07jiffy
      @emer07jiffy 3 місяці тому

      With the truck, unfortunately thats 3500 dually I own one some spots arnt big enough, so my truck will take up to spots lengthwise and my back wheels go over the line so same effect really

  • @coffeeismyblood5128
    @coffeeismyblood5128 4 місяці тому +14

    that lady around 4:34 is a youtuber and she does this stuff a LOT. she usually brings her own stuff in to confuse employees/cops.

  • @cantripcan
    @cantripcan 3 місяці тому +7

    5:00
    hey, for context on the tree (ik we're being silly goofy but i think it's important to mention why it was so enraging to see that happen), it's true, it was 300 years old, it also was the one that was filmed in the old robin hood movie and was a non-native species planted for landscaping propouses by the owner of the place that used to be there back in the 19th century (a lawyer, john clayton), all in all, very culturaly and archeologicaly significant

  • @H0G2LICE
    @H0G2LICE 4 місяці тому +19

    0:17 Kwite tells us hi again guys which leads me to believe that there was a video before this where he has said hi guys just letting you know

  • @fruitluvr
    @fruitluvr 4 місяці тому +174

    kwite is slowly turning into a reddit reading account and i'm so here for it

    • @strangevol5264
      @strangevol5264 4 місяці тому +8

      He absorbed Kalbus into himself

    • @boofy1347
      @boofy1347 4 місяці тому +20

      bro thinks he's EmKay

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 4 місяці тому +1

      My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨

    • @ashgoat4792
      @ashgoat4792 4 місяці тому +7

      it never just feels like reddit reading which is cool, even the good reddit reading youtube channels don’t add as much as kwite does imo

    • @OtakuUnitedStudio
      @OtakuUnitedStudio 4 місяці тому

      "slowly"

  • @lilharm
    @lilharm 4 місяці тому +6

    10:20 plan: get mud all over your shoes, I mean footprints for a mile all over, then, walk along the sidewalk, once you reach the cars on the sidewalk, step on the car, climb up and walk on top of them, get mud all over them
    you were merely walking on the sidewalk, it’s not your fault there was a car in the way

  • @ChesnokOrNot
    @ChesnokOrNot 4 місяці тому +12

    8:36 at my school they always got all their friends in the game and then targeted anyone who they didnt like that got in

  • @Deathisrealnice
    @Deathisrealnice 4 місяці тому +16

    7:41 the amount of force behind that cake 😂

  • @yaboiedgar
    @yaboiedgar 4 місяці тому +30

    7:41 these girls tied for 1st place in the most punchable face awards

  • @stupidseal8939
    @stupidseal8939 3 місяці тому +4

    6:02 they’re IN the uk, of course they’re gonna use the British spelling. It’s like going to France and expecting everyone to speak fluent English.

  • @sarahtelles1931
    @sarahtelles1931 4 місяці тому +28

    4:25 August The Duck talked about her apparently she brought her own tv to prank this store

    • @belladonnaplumb9376
      @belladonnaplumb9376 4 місяці тому +3

      Awesome. That gives me a bit of faith

    • @sarahtelles1931
      @sarahtelles1931 4 місяці тому

      @@belladonnaplumb9376 yeah she does weird pranks and gets banned from stores over them

    • @wordedpuppet6278
      @wordedpuppet6278 4 місяці тому

      I guess that makes the real POS whoever decided to repost the video under a false context to make her look bad 14:01

  • @cashcreations8797
    @cashcreations8797 4 місяці тому +77

    [1:38] TW: yap
    Defibrillators aren't for shocking a heart back to life, they're for shocking an abnormal heart rhythm back to normal. If someone's heart has stopped, call 911, start chest compressions at 120 BPM (or to the beat of Baby Hotline), and only use rescue breaths if someone has drowned.
    You've just read something educational without Kwite having to explain it to you, congratulations.

    • @OtakuUnitedStudio
      @OtakuUnitedStudio 4 місяці тому +3

      And if I don't know what Baby Hotline is?

    • @SomebodystoleMytoast-qe9wb
      @SomebodystoleMytoast-qe9wb 4 місяці тому +24

      ​@@OtakuUnitedStudio There's baby shark, drop it like it's hot, staying alive, dancing Queen, crazy in love, girls just want to have fun, eye of the tiger, Sweet home Alabama, Just dance, I will survive, work it, Man in the mirror, sorry, achy breaky heart (Do not recommend that one The song is ass) another One bites the dust, imperial March, stronger And a thousand other songs

    • @TheOGLime
      @TheOGLime 4 місяці тому +1

      @@SomebodystoleMytoast-qe9wb Another One Bites the Dust AND Staying Alive both being songs you could do cpr to is foul

    • @oysteregg2537
      @oysteregg2537 4 місяці тому +13

      @@SomebodystoleMytoast-qe9wb if my heart stops and someone starts giving me CPR while singing baby shark just let me die

    • @funkyX000
      @funkyX000 4 місяці тому +8

      @@SomebodystoleMytoast-qe9wb singing achy breaky heart to restart someone's heart is just straight disrespectful 💀💀💀

  • @leokim47
    @leokim47 4 місяці тому +13

    That 700$ coffin is literally something straight out of Victorian Era London for poor people lmao

    • @OtakuUnitedStudio
      @OtakuUnitedStudio 4 місяці тому +2

      Except it only cost a farthing back then. That's the equivalent of £16 in today's money.

  • @kawograham
    @kawograham 4 місяці тому +17

    FIVE FOOT FIVE!? YOU HAVE NO LEGS MY DUDE, JUST FLOAT YOUR TORSO HIGHER!

    • @lolaaakaypeanutbrittle9213
      @lolaaakaypeanutbrittle9213 4 місяці тому +5

      Knowing this babygirl, she'd wanna float even lower to the ground to make a point of being shorter 😂

    • @kawograham
      @kawograham 4 місяці тому +2

      @@lolaaakaypeanutbrittle9213 yeah, you do have a point, they're quirky like that

  • @doopdedo
    @doopdedo 4 місяці тому +17

    6:25 I present actual hell on earth
    Florida

  • @scorpdude2976
    @scorpdude2976 4 місяці тому +8

    8:18 Kwite is an INCH away from being classified as a femboy

  • @TheOGLime
    @TheOGLime 4 місяці тому +6

    3:38 I was doing research on microplastics and their effect on humans in 9th grade biology, and I read an article by UNM health sciences where scientist were able to find anywhere between 6.5 to 790 micrograms of plastic in 62 samples of human PLACENTA. Since this was the case, it's safe to say that microplastics are inside everyone, and most likely in most animals (especially sea animals.) Not really that surprising since microplastics are in water, soil, the air (aerosolize) and food (they don't digest and just stay inside the system of an organism, even when eaten.)

  • @RonanDahlman-ci1ql
    @RonanDahlman-ci1ql 4 місяці тому +22

    2:50 Don’t worry. As a Tennessee Titans fan (Fuck the Ravens), you’re about spot on for the Baltimore Ravens part.

  • @EdibleTrain
    @EdibleTrain 4 місяці тому +4

    A lakh is 100,000, meaning that man drained 2.1 MILLION litres of water. Absolute disgrace.

  • @commandocorp5834
    @commandocorp5834 4 місяці тому +9

    well lets see so the 300 year old tree was constantly and endlessly producing oxygen and was also keeping the land from sliding in on itself with its roots

    • @feuerling
      @feuerling 4 місяці тому +2

      Trees bind co2 while providing nutrients, shade, and shelter to insects, spiders, worms, birds, lizards...

  • @Parcivals-Creations
    @Parcivals-Creations 4 місяці тому +21

    It’s true! Thanks for recognizing my place as a crime against humanity kwite!

  • @Trickbot7000
    @Trickbot7000 4 місяці тому +8

    So apparently 1 lakh liter is 100,000 liters 😬… so 2,100,000 liters of water just released for a phone

  • @sundown6806
    @sundown6806 4 місяці тому +11

    You spin me right round baby right round like a record baby right round round round

  • @totallyn0taferret
    @totallyn0taferret 4 місяці тому +11

    The way he teleported in made my audhd brain happy

  • @AbsolutelyNot-u6v
    @AbsolutelyNot-u6v 4 місяці тому +15

    0:00 KWITE JUMPSCARE

  • @rs-bx9im
    @rs-bx9im 4 місяці тому +6

    1:58 it reads 21 lakh litre. The rest of the world measures this as 2.1 million litres of water btw.

  • @herbderbler1585
    @herbderbler1585 19 днів тому

    12:58 my favorite is when people do something like this, then their defense is "I didn't know the money was for something important."
    The fact that you don't know what other people are doing with their stuff is one of the primary reasons for not taking it away from them.

  • @yampo1
    @yampo1 4 місяці тому +3

    4:49 She brought in this tv from her own, and they saw her take it in and everything. She was just being stupid and doing a "Funny UA-cam prank"

  • @happyjohn354
    @happyjohn354 3 місяці тому +1

    I got to say as someone who has had to deal with those delivery app drivers at my food service job and have tried ordering from those apps its a shitty experience on both ends.
    They basically take people who would NEVER have a job otherwise for a simple job of moving food from point A to point B and they still manage to fuck it up at an outrageous level.
    Not to mention they are obnoxious as all hell I have had to physically remove them from the staff areas and kitchen multiple times because they just walk into the back of the restaurant. We even have a massive sign at the pickup point in English, Mandarin, Hindi and Spanish the 4 most spoken languages in the world and its still not enough.
    We sometimes use delivery apps to have food delivered if we don't have enough drivers for a night but they mess up 10 times as much as a normal driver then WE have to deal with the angry phone calls.

  • @moonsuun_
    @moonsuun_ 4 місяці тому +7

    bro really expected to really not get in trouble by smashing tvs.

  • @theawesomeayla
    @theawesomeayla 4 місяці тому +2

    2:51 no it’s just how people in Baltimore are, regardless if they’re a ravens fan or not

  • @fwalll-w1n
    @fwalll-w1n 4 місяці тому +4

    ngl, i love how kwite is so honest to his viewers, its all so factual

  • @Thegoldenaerobar2
    @Thegoldenaerobar2 4 місяці тому +10

    8:13 parkmaxxing

  • @willy_b_coyote
    @willy_b_coyote 4 місяці тому +5

    0:00 What did I tell you about messing with teleportation, Kwite?

  • @melissasq114
    @melissasq114 4 місяці тому +2

    "HOW MANY LASERS DO YOU HAVE?" "Ah, your persistent!" 9:50

  • @goosemchjank9146
    @goosemchjank9146 4 місяці тому +4

    Fyi, a lakh equals to 100,000 so 21 lakh liters is 2,100,000 liters or 554,762 gallons

  • @Nella_nova
    @Nella_nova 4 місяці тому +2

    "I get you're excited about whst your kid is gonna come out as-" *15 years later the waterfall turns rainbow*

  • @JakauYT
    @JakauYT 4 місяці тому +14

    is the camera blurry as hell or do i need to increase my prescription

  • @ZynaDUH
    @ZynaDUH 4 місяці тому +2

    Bro, I'm depressed and recently started dealing with low blood sugar. If I don't eat right or skip meals, I'm setting myself up to die. I'm so stupid I regularly forget to eat. The universe realized it put too much work into not letting me opt out in my youth and is trying to correct its mistake, maybe? Sucks to suck though, a couple years ago I decided not to give up again and this shit made me spiteful. Now I'm gonna do some meal prep so I can be ready to flip off the universe while I eat when I get shakey. Cuz let's be real. I'm still gonna forget to eat sometimes, READY MEALS!!!

    • @callmecharlie4250
      @callmecharlie4250 4 місяці тому

      my body doesn't like to send me hunger signals and instead decides to substitute them with nausea and suicidal thoughts if anything at all. I've found that eating a little bit of something salty and drinking some juice actually really helps to kickstart my appetite.

  • @parmesanSeeker
    @parmesanSeeker 4 місяці тому +27

    Honey, wake up! The funny hoodie man is

  • @eg_manifest510
    @eg_manifest510 4 місяці тому +1

    of note in the felling of the Hadrian sycamore is the 16 year old has apparently been let off, and they've got another old fella in custody. They're also in the process of trying to repair the tree. How I don't know, maybe they'll take a cutting and graft it into the stump as a way to grow it back. It sucks though cause it was soooo perfectly centered at the base of two hills, no man nor God could have lined it up any better to be the most satisfying photo, and now its just a stump

  • @liquidPAINinMYgutz
    @liquidPAINinMYgutz 4 місяці тому +685

    "Kwimbo" never fails to deliver after 5 months of trying for a baby with springtrap and 9 months of pregnancy,

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 4 місяці тому +4

      My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨

    • @amesypop
      @amesypop 4 місяці тому +53

      between heaven and hell, there is kwimbo

    • @ugandaknucklesofdawae
      @ugandaknucklesofdawae 4 місяці тому +51

      "JShirt" viewer?

    • @Wolfie54545
      @Wolfie54545 4 місяці тому +2

      Unfunny like bait

    • @Thermonuclearmissile
      @Thermonuclearmissile 4 місяці тому +16

      Omfg we’re doing this with kwite now?

  • @zombrotato981
    @zombrotato981 4 місяці тому +3

    Whenever I see a kwite video in my notifications my head falls off due to how much of a jumpscare a new kwite post is

  • @mikenotto7971
    @mikenotto7971 18 днів тому +1

    8:30 ah yes that priest remark perfection

  • @audreyramey
    @audreyramey 4 місяці тому +4

    HOODIE MAN!! DROP ANOTHER REDDIT READING, AND MY LIFE IS YOURS!!!

  • @AidenRKrone
    @AidenRKrone 3 місяці тому +1

    Messing up the graduate's cake was a dick move, but him hurling the cake at the perpetrators was an extreme overreaction.

  • @oysteregg2537
    @oysteregg2537 4 місяці тому +3

    the government official still had flappy bird on that phone

  • @kaiaddams23
    @kaiaddams23 4 місяці тому +2

    12:41 the kid of the first person that did a gender reveal is trans/non binary and she (the creator) says she wishes she’d never done one (the reveal was just cause the kid was like a rainbow baby or something iirc)

  • @Sarcastic_Lemons
    @Sarcastic_Lemons 4 місяці тому +9

    1 minute and you expose my brain?!
    Bro..
    HOW DO YOU KNOW I CAN DO WORSE?!
    OK BET, I’ll do my worst. >:[

    • @Sarcastic_Lemons
      @Sarcastic_Lemons 4 місяці тому +1

      My brain can do much…much worse.

    • @DasHeino2010
      @DasHeino2010 4 місяці тому

      ​@@Sarcastic_Lemonsrelatable! :3

  • @a_flamingo_cultist
    @a_flamingo_cultist 4 місяці тому

    2:00 just for those wondering "lakh" effectively means 100000 so he drained 210 thousand litres of water

  • @cricketcoree
    @cricketcoree 4 місяці тому +3

    Why does Kwite look like I haven't put my glasses on yet

  • @deerkota
    @deerkota 4 місяці тому

    9:42 I work at my local airport as a ramp agent. When I worked night shift, part of the job was to search and clean the planes. One night my coworkers were on the jetbridge (or maybe in the terminal just outside of the bridge? Idk, this is secondhand and it’s been a couple years) waiting for the crew to deplane, and the crew had to report to the airport-based police that they had a laser shone (shined?) at them during the flight. No idea what could’ve been done about it, but apparently it had to be reported one way or another

  • @MIKO_JELLO
    @MIKO_JELLO 4 місяці тому +8

    That thumbnail had me heated 💀💀

  • @speckielishouspie8942
    @speckielishouspie8942 4 місяці тому

    6:18
    To be fair there are plenty of small towns in the US that fit the criteria of being a loathsome cesspits that are hated at a local level, in fact there are travel guides advising certain groups of people to outright avoid traveling through these small town hellholes and even entire clusters of states at all costs lest they get attacked just for simply existing.
    every country has them and in the US there's at least 5 states on someone's list of places to visit but never live in, as well as places to never visit at all and to just keep driving until you no longer see any sign of it.
    My list of places to visit but never take up residence in are California, Texas, Arizona, Florida and Louisiana

  • @gruwu7210
    @gruwu7210 4 місяці тому +16

    1,000,000 views in 30 seconds, kwite went up

  • @cheezkid2689
    @cheezkid2689 Місяць тому +1

    "stock image of a homemade bomb" man that is the bomb from csgo

  • @Lastofthesigilites
    @Lastofthesigilites 4 місяці тому +5

    7:24 his eyes are weird!

  • @Aryasvitkona
    @Aryasvitkona 4 місяці тому +1

    That tv smasher at like 4 minutes actually did bring the tv in from home. It's a "prank"

  • @redwater3048
    @redwater3048 4 місяці тому +5

    6:30 its called new jersey and its hell

  • @lancers7
    @lancers7 2 місяці тому +1

    spraying raid on someone's food is a crime he's lucky he hasn't been arrested.

  • @Anixluxt
    @Anixluxt 4 місяці тому +4

    My toxic trait is that I swear up and down I saw someone do this not to long ago 3:06

  • @tomixxScale
    @tomixxScale 4 місяці тому +2

    6:45 not even a stock image. the bomb from goddamn CSGO.

  • @Miwles
    @Miwles 4 місяці тому +4

    6:50 the CS:GO bomb image xD

  • @CameronBarkel-ng8df
    @CameronBarkel-ng8df 4 місяці тому +1

    9:51 oh hell naw kakyoin really be trolling with the 20 meter emerald splash

  • @ZeallustImmortal
    @ZeallustImmortal 4 місяці тому +7

    6:36 that's the csgo bomb lmao

  • @pathofthetrickster
    @pathofthetrickster 4 місяці тому +1

    Noooooo not our Hadrian tree 😢! Now I'm reliving the trauma 😢. It was an acting tree for being in a Robin Hood film and now it's gone

  • @JessMountainthefrog
    @JessMountainthefrog 4 місяці тому +12

    Have y’all ever just burnt down an entire area in the sims ?

  • @wouldntyouliketoknowwesath7789
    @wouldntyouliketoknowwesath7789 4 місяці тому +1

    That bomb was the BOMB FROM COUNTERSTRIKE

  • @RonanDahlman-ci1ql
    @RonanDahlman-ci1ql 4 місяці тому +18

    8:57 “Certain Rock Guitarist”? That’s Eric Clapton, dammit.

    • @OtakuUnitedStudio
      @OtakuUnitedStudio 4 місяці тому +10

      He doesn't deserve the recognition anymore after suing someone over a single damn CD that she took down before it even sold. She never made any money off it and he never had any "lost potential revenue", nevermind that he wouldn't make any money off an eBay sale regardless.

    • @joshc5613
      @joshc5613 4 місяці тому

      Huh, who would have figured that a rock musician who infamously made an insanely racist speech about "keeping Britain white" at a concert would be kind of an asshole

    • @patdotdoc5700
      @patdotdoc5700 3 місяці тому

      He's been a POS for a long time, this is hardly his first jackassery

    • @WWNbroadcasts
      @WWNbroadcasts 2 місяці тому

      @@OtakuUnitedStudiohe does deserve recognition for his work and from what I’ve heard this is the only asshole thing I’ve heard him do and he’s probably old and grumpy and tears in heaven is one of the saddest songs ever written as well just putting that out there its so depressing

  • @Hollow_wish
    @Hollow_wish 4 місяці тому +1

    So slight misinformation Kwite.
    The 16 year old who cut down sycamore gap didn't do it, he was pressured to take the fall from his family (who did it). I'm from the village that is near the gap and the tree actually low-key supported our economy from tourism 😅 that tree helped a lot of people, tourist season ATM and there isn't even half the tourists there were last year 😭 some shops closed down it's brutal out here

  • @justanavocado4300
    @justanavocado4300 4 місяці тому +3

    kwite ends talking at 14:01

  • @Storming_edits
    @Storming_edits 4 місяці тому +1

    Can we appreciate nukas editing in this video? It goes hard asf!