2:06 This obviously takes place in India, and a "lakh" is basically Hindi for 100,000, so it wasn't 21 liters, it was _2,100,000_ _liters_ .This dude literally threw away an entire town's water supply to get back his iPhone. I literally don't know how more comically evil you can get...
Evil is usually not some cackling dictator intentionally causing harm to others. Far more often it's corruption, incompetence, ignorance, or some combination of the three.
2:18 To answer your question Kwite. NO, it was not still usable. So he did all of that for literally nothing. Also it took him THREE WHOLE DAYS to drain that much water and he was immediately suspended.
Don't defib when someone's heart stops Defibrillators are designed to stop your heart so it can restart with a normal heart rhythm. It's basically turn it off and on again
@@dogofwar6769 Nah, priests are worse. If only because while people may be disbelieving of a child stating their teacher did something, they absolutely Will Not believe their child if they said a priest did something. Because a "man of god" couldn't possibly do something wrong. 🙄
12:57 - what i wanna know is why are some concert tickets worth heart surgery money? i don't care who the musician is, they should not cost the same as HEART SURGERY
The woman from the Walmart TV smash video bought a TV, brought it to Walmart, smashed it, and then got escorted out or arrested. It was definately stupid and not worth the amount of clout she got from that. People will do anything if they think it will get them internet clout.
@@OtakuUnitedStudio People regularly do this to the laptops and TVs without buying them lol they just dont all post online or stick around to get pinched.
I would have said the tree gives Kwite oxygen but then I remembered he is a sentient Hoodie so it might only give him air circulation to maybe allow him to undulate like a jellyfish for a fraction of a second more of airtime.
12:34 speaking of gender reveals ruing lives: I think one of the biggest examples of this was the time some family paid a pilot to kind of crop dust the party with pink smoke only for the pilot to immediately crash the plane into a neighborhood. I believe it was declared a freak accident but people still died. Think it happened in Mexico recently.
5:40 just so y’all are aware, Luton is placed worst place to live, and swiftly following is Peterborough (my place or residence) in the UK Those are normal and naturally occurring letters. I’ve got one on my doorstep saying they fucking hate my Halloween decorations and to take them down before they get stolen. It’s wild
2:54 as a baltimore ravens fan we do not accept this man as a fellow ravens fan and we pass him to the seahawks and I hope they accept him as one of theirs.
2:43 I think people forget that some people tip when their food gets delivered, tipping through the app or online is really annoying because most of the time it a set amount and based off the rest of the order. Some people don't want to tip 15% of the bill. I personally prefer to just give a $5 to $10 tip on delivery.
It's definately better to make due with the inconvenience of tipping in the app. Otherwise, people already barely keeping themselves afloat financially will dread delivering your order, given it's indistinguishable from unpaid work they're forced waste time and energy on to keep their job
@birb7353 Tipping in person has been around for years, it is not worth 15% of the bill to tip someone, especially when they have that type of mentality, if you are willing to poison someone over a tip you should not be working around food. A $5 to $10 tip in person is a standard for many people especially older people. If you cannot handle waiting until after you have delivered the food for a tip which is how pizza delivery drivers have done it for years, why change the standard just because of entitled people? You should not work with food if you are willing to sabotage and potentially kill someone over a tip. EDIT: Working as a delivery driver for a company like door dash shouldn't be your only source of income, it is common knowledge at this point that you cannot make a living doing so, it should be used as a way to get extra money on the side.
@@emyliesue3563 We are agreed that poisioning people is unacceptable. End of. Nevertheless, people don't choose Door Dash or minimum wage jobs as their primary source of income if they have other options. Sadly, many don't. The least we can do as decent humans is be kind and helpful towards people struggling. New technology has been implemented that makes being good to service workers easier, so the fallacy of appeal to tradition falls especially flat here.
To make this comment thread less soulless, I will respond with a concurring statement: Indeed, Kwite is but a mysterious spectre that hangs on the thread that is the jacket and mask he bears. *Kwite* terrifying, might I say?
Ikr, and she has also condemned them, because she had quite a few miscarriages before that child. So getting to know her kid's AGAB was a huge milestone for her and she only celebrated it because of that
With the truck, unfortunately thats 3500 dually I own one some spots arnt big enough, so my truck will take up to spots lengthwise and my back wheels go over the line so same effect really
5:00 hey, for context on the tree (ik we're being silly goofy but i think it's important to mention why it was so enraging to see that happen), it's true, it was 300 years old, it also was the one that was filmed in the old robin hood movie and was a non-native species planted for landscaping propouses by the owner of the place that used to be there back in the 19th century (a lawyer, john clayton), all in all, very culturaly and archeologicaly significant
10:20 plan: get mud all over your shoes, I mean footprints for a mile all over, then, walk along the sidewalk, once you reach the cars on the sidewalk, step on the car, climb up and walk on top of them, get mud all over them you were merely walking on the sidewalk, it’s not your fault there was a car in the way
[1:38] TW: yap Defibrillators aren't for shocking a heart back to life, they're for shocking an abnormal heart rhythm back to normal. If someone's heart has stopped, call 911, start chest compressions at 120 BPM (or to the beat of Baby Hotline), and only use rescue breaths if someone has drowned. You've just read something educational without Kwite having to explain it to you, congratulations.
@@OtakuUnitedStudio There's baby shark, drop it like it's hot, staying alive, dancing Queen, crazy in love, girls just want to have fun, eye of the tiger, Sweet home Alabama, Just dance, I will survive, work it, Man in the mirror, sorry, achy breaky heart (Do not recommend that one The song is ass) another One bites the dust, imperial March, stronger And a thousand other songs
3:38 I was doing research on microplastics and their effect on humans in 9th grade biology, and I read an article by UNM health sciences where scientist were able to find anywhere between 6.5 to 790 micrograms of plastic in 62 samples of human PLACENTA. Since this was the case, it's safe to say that microplastics are inside everyone, and most likely in most animals (especially sea animals.) Not really that surprising since microplastics are in water, soil, the air (aerosolize) and food (they don't digest and just stay inside the system of an organism, even when eaten.)
well lets see so the 300 year old tree was constantly and endlessly producing oxygen and was also keeping the land from sliding in on itself with its roots
12:58 my favorite is when people do something like this, then their defense is "I didn't know the money was for something important." The fact that you don't know what other people are doing with their stuff is one of the primary reasons for not taking it away from them.
I got to say as someone who has had to deal with those delivery app drivers at my food service job and have tried ordering from those apps its a shitty experience on both ends. They basically take people who would NEVER have a job otherwise for a simple job of moving food from point A to point B and they still manage to fuck it up at an outrageous level. Not to mention they are obnoxious as all hell I have had to physically remove them from the staff areas and kitchen multiple times because they just walk into the back of the restaurant. We even have a massive sign at the pickup point in English, Mandarin, Hindi and Spanish the 4 most spoken languages in the world and its still not enough. We sometimes use delivery apps to have food delivered if we don't have enough drivers for a night but they mess up 10 times as much as a normal driver then WE have to deal with the angry phone calls.
Bro, I'm depressed and recently started dealing with low blood sugar. If I don't eat right or skip meals, I'm setting myself up to die. I'm so stupid I regularly forget to eat. The universe realized it put too much work into not letting me opt out in my youth and is trying to correct its mistake, maybe? Sucks to suck though, a couple years ago I decided not to give up again and this shit made me spiteful. Now I'm gonna do some meal prep so I can be ready to flip off the universe while I eat when I get shakey. Cuz let's be real. I'm still gonna forget to eat sometimes, READY MEALS!!!
my body doesn't like to send me hunger signals and instead decides to substitute them with nausea and suicidal thoughts if anything at all. I've found that eating a little bit of something salty and drinking some juice actually really helps to kickstart my appetite.
of note in the felling of the Hadrian sycamore is the 16 year old has apparently been let off, and they've got another old fella in custody. They're also in the process of trying to repair the tree. How I don't know, maybe they'll take a cutting and graft it into the stump as a way to grow it back. It sucks though cause it was soooo perfectly centered at the base of two hills, no man nor God could have lined it up any better to be the most satisfying photo, and now its just a stump
12:41 the kid of the first person that did a gender reveal is trans/non binary and she (the creator) says she wishes she’d never done one (the reveal was just cause the kid was like a rainbow baby or something iirc)
9:42 I work at my local airport as a ramp agent. When I worked night shift, part of the job was to search and clean the planes. One night my coworkers were on the jetbridge (or maybe in the terminal just outside of the bridge? Idk, this is secondhand and it’s been a couple years) waiting for the crew to deplane, and the crew had to report to the airport-based police that they had a laser shone (shined?) at them during the flight. No idea what could’ve been done about it, but apparently it had to be reported one way or another
6:18 To be fair there are plenty of small towns in the US that fit the criteria of being a loathsome cesspits that are hated at a local level, in fact there are travel guides advising certain groups of people to outright avoid traveling through these small town hellholes and even entire clusters of states at all costs lest they get attacked just for simply existing. every country has them and in the US there's at least 5 states on someone's list of places to visit but never live in, as well as places to never visit at all and to just keep driving until you no longer see any sign of it. My list of places to visit but never take up residence in are California, Texas, Arizona, Florida and Louisiana
He doesn't deserve the recognition anymore after suing someone over a single damn CD that she took down before it even sold. She never made any money off it and he never had any "lost potential revenue", nevermind that he wouldn't make any money off an eBay sale regardless.
Huh, who would have figured that a rock musician who infamously made an insanely racist speech about "keeping Britain white" at a concert would be kind of an asshole
@@OtakuUnitedStudiohe does deserve recognition for his work and from what I’ve heard this is the only asshole thing I’ve heard him do and he’s probably old and grumpy and tears in heaven is one of the saddest songs ever written as well just putting that out there its so depressing
So slight misinformation Kwite. The 16 year old who cut down sycamore gap didn't do it, he was pressured to take the fall from his family (who did it). I'm from the village that is near the gap and the tree actually low-key supported our economy from tourism 😅 that tree helped a lot of people, tourist season ATM and there isn't even half the tourists there were last year 😭 some shops closed down it's brutal out here
2:06 This obviously takes place in India, and a "lakh" is basically Hindi for 100,000, so it wasn't 21 liters, it was _2,100,000_ _liters_ .This dude literally threw away an entire town's water supply to get back his iPhone.
I literally don't know how more comically evil you can get...
Evil is usually not some cackling dictator intentionally causing harm to others. Far more often it's corruption, incompetence, ignorance, or some combination of the three.
Yeah that’s some cartoon mustache-twirling assholery right there
The phone didn't even work when he got it back :/
@@OtakuUnitedStudioIn politics its always all four in some way.
And he only paid the equivalent of 632 us dollars in fines
2:18 To answer your question Kwite. NO, it was not still usable. So he did all of that for literally nothing. Also it took him THREE WHOLE DAYS to drain that much water and he was immediately suspended.
My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨
bro couldve hired a diver to get his phone like 💀
@@p-__proof rn
there must’ve been highly illegal things on that phone
More then likely for a politician@@ashgoat4792
The way he just teleports in
I mean.. he is a magical floating green cotton hoodie, idk what else you expected
@@liljuddz That's true!
My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨
@@p-__ Bullshit.
@p-__ my favorite bot. they don't say racial slurs, they just talk about their farts. round of applause
kwite stops talking at 14:01 so watch out for that
im at 13:55 im really scared
thanks bro
My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨
takes him long enough 😒
damn thanks bro, your a real one
kwite starts talking at 0:00
rillay???/??
Thanks
Thanks man 🙏
In other news: the video ends at 14:01
Doing god's work over here 🙏
Don't defib when someone's heart stops
Defibrillators are designed to stop your heart so it can restart with a normal heart rhythm. It's basically turn it off and on again
My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨
Oh yea, fibrillation is like a synonym for heart palpitations, isn't it?
"Have you tried turning it off and back on again?" "Thanks Ill try that"
8:28
"modern pickup trucks are like the natural predators of children in the wild, alongside priests"
FOULLLLL 💀💀💀
Ehh, actually teachers are way worse than priest when it comes to predating upon their charges.
@@dogofwar6769 true, both would make the joke just as funny
@@dogofwar6769 Nah, priests are worse. If only because while people may be disbelieving of a child stating their teacher did something, they absolutely Will Not believe their child if they said a priest did something. Because a "man of god" couldn't possibly do something wrong. 🙄
@@danmeifan found a teacher.
@@dogofwar6769they're not wrong tho
I’m so happy kwite reassures me that I’m not the worst person in the world, I can feel his warmth inside of me.
My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨
Bro wtf
On skibidi?
@@ex-caliburn-real "have a skate" 💀
Like piss
That guy with the raid was so nice for making sure their food didn’t get infested with bugs. We need good people like that in the world 🥰
My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨
@@p-__ lemme get a W H I F F
lmao bro just wanted a happy meal
@@YourInternetK9 so did the bugs but they don’t want it anymore
it's wild they're not mad at the app for paying them poorly and mad at some random person for not giving an optional tip
Remember guys, if you ever think you can't get any worse, have faith in your capabilities. You can ALWAYS get worse.
My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨
@@p-__ prove it, post fart pics NOW 🔫
@@p-__that’s the spirit!
thats depressing
Yes! I believe in you!
12:57 - what i wanna know is why are some concert tickets worth heart surgery money? i don't care who the musician is, they should not cost the same as HEART SURGERY
30k to 200k is crazy
What I wanna know is why do you have to pay to get your child a working heart
I actually think heart surgery SHOULD cost the same as a reasonably priced concert ticket
@@ZeltonXD so like 200 to 5000 dollars?
@@JennyMay0221 I mean it would be better than we have
The woman from the Walmart TV smash video bought a TV, brought it to Walmart, smashed it, and then got escorted out or arrested. It was definately stupid and not worth the amount of clout she got from that. People will do anything if they think it will get them internet clout.
At least she paid for it. I know some people would do that to something they didn't buy.
@@OtakuUnitedStudio People regularly do this to the laptops and TVs without buying them lol they just dont all post online or stick around to get pinched.
6:47 the funniest thing is that it's just the bomb from CS:GO
i came to the comments to say the same thing lmao
I'm so glad someone else realized
It's literally the first image on google.
1:56 lakh is an Indian numerical term that equals 100k. this man drained 2.1 million litres of water just to get back a broken phone.
2:51 as someone who also doesn't watch football. Yes, all Baltimore Ravens fans are like this
My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨
i knew baltimore ravens fans irl and yeah it checks out
Yeah... that's Baltimore lol
my whole family are ravens fans and yeah ☹️☹️☹️☹️
When I tell you my fingers subconsciously zoomed to the notification like I didn’t even have control it’s like it just did it
My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨
We addicted to the green hoodie man
the kwite’s curse
Kwite’s green magic has power over our brains and fingers
The Kwite curse...it's real
7:43 bro might have a potential baseball career with a throw like that
My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨
True
They had it coming. Licking bro’s face all smug like that.
@@p-__
why did you feel you had to share this?
He knocked her out, Jesus Christ.
"You are not the worst person in the world"
Me: Well...
"You're still a Kwite viewer so don't get too relieved"
Me: There it is.
My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨
Can confirm, boyfriend grew up in Luton. Got held up at knife point at age 4. The person with the knife was 6. :/
life on hardcore settings
Born to fight
I would have said the tree gives Kwite oxygen but then I remembered he is a sentient Hoodie so it might only give him air circulation to maybe allow him to undulate like a jellyfish for a fraction of a second more of airtime.
My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨
This is the only thing that makes sense
12:34 speaking of gender reveals ruing lives: I think one of the biggest examples of this was the time some family paid a pilot to kind of crop dust the party with pink smoke only for the pilot to immediately crash the plane into a neighborhood. I believe it was declared a freak accident but people still died. Think it happened in Mexico recently.
5:40 just so y’all are aware, Luton is placed worst place to live, and swiftly following is Peterborough (my place or residence) in the UK
Those are normal and naturally occurring letters. I’ve got one on my doorstep saying they fucking hate my Halloween decorations and to take them down before they get stolen.
It’s wild
damn so savage for no reason
@@Jdmj1703 eh, it's the eternal battle of living in Luton - if you can't take it out on your fellow man then why exist?
so, basically, the town was founded around the gates of Oblivion from the elder scrolls
2:54 as a baltimore ravens fan we do not accept this man as a fellow ravens fan and we pass him to the seahawks and I hope they accept him as one of theirs.
You picked the best team to pass him off to.
Ew hell no I don’t accept him
He was intercepted in the AFC finals…
4:13 I checked, she's got 167k views on the video, but at least its over 10 months of existence
2:43 I think people forget that some people tip when their food gets delivered, tipping through the app or online is really annoying because most of the time it a set amount and based off the rest of the order. Some people don't want to tip 15% of the bill. I personally prefer to just give a $5 to $10 tip on delivery.
It's definately better to make due with the inconvenience of tipping in the app. Otherwise, people already barely keeping themselves afloat financially will dread delivering your order, given it's indistinguishable from unpaid work they're forced waste time and energy on to keep their job
@birb7353 Tipping in person has been around for years, it is not worth 15% of the bill to tip someone, especially when they have that type of mentality, if you are willing to poison someone over a tip you should not be working around food. A $5 to $10 tip in person is a standard for many people especially older people. If you cannot handle waiting until after you have delivered the food for a tip which is how pizza delivery drivers have done it for years, why change the standard just because of entitled people? You should not work with food if you are willing to sabotage and potentially kill someone over a tip. EDIT: Working as a delivery driver for a company like door dash shouldn't be your only source of income, it is common knowledge at this point that you cannot make a living doing so, it should be used as a way to get extra money on the side.
@@emyliesue3563 We are agreed that poisioning people is unacceptable. End of. Nevertheless, people don't choose Door Dash or minimum wage jobs as their primary source of income if they have other options. Sadly, many don't. The least we can do as decent humans is be kind and helpful towards people struggling. New technology has been implemented that makes being good to service workers easier, so the fallacy of appeal to tradition falls especially flat here.
It’s generally just really dumb to tip someone before they even provided their service to you at all
Make sure to write that in the notes that you’re leaving a cash tip!
The first frame of this video is goddamn chilling.
Like a spectre caught in 4K on camera.
My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨
@@p-__ Corn dogs are an inferior snack food.
To make this comment thread less soulless, I will respond with a concurring statement:
Indeed, Kwite is but a mysterious spectre that hangs on the thread that is the jacket and mask he bears. *Kwite* terrifying, might I say?
@@squidluma9259you made it worse bro... /lh
12:47 Fun fact: the woman who CREATED gender reveals child came out as trans. Bit ironic huh.
Ikr, and she has also condemned them, because she had quite a few miscarriages before that child. So getting to know her kid's AGAB was a huge milestone for her and she only celebrated it because of that
@@Anisse_N_SpicesAGAB?
@@adonysus Assigned Gender At Birth
@@Anisse_N_Spices Oooh gotcha
what does that even mean...
Tampering with peoples food is a federal crime and if they find that person they are screwed big time.
Parking your car over more than one space is a great way to get your car surrounded by shopping trolleys.
With the truck, unfortunately thats 3500 dually I own one some spots arnt big enough, so my truck will take up to spots lengthwise and my back wheels go over the line so same effect really
that lady around 4:34 is a youtuber and she does this stuff a LOT. she usually brings her own stuff in to confuse employees/cops.
5:00
hey, for context on the tree (ik we're being silly goofy but i think it's important to mention why it was so enraging to see that happen), it's true, it was 300 years old, it also was the one that was filmed in the old robin hood movie and was a non-native species planted for landscaping propouses by the owner of the place that used to be there back in the 19th century (a lawyer, john clayton), all in all, very culturaly and archeologicaly significant
0:17 Kwite tells us hi again guys which leads me to believe that there was a video before this where he has said hi guys just letting you know
kwite is slowly turning into a reddit reading account and i'm so here for it
He absorbed Kalbus into himself
bro thinks he's EmKay
My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨
it never just feels like reddit reading which is cool, even the good reddit reading youtube channels don’t add as much as kwite does imo
"slowly"
10:20 plan: get mud all over your shoes, I mean footprints for a mile all over, then, walk along the sidewalk, once you reach the cars on the sidewalk, step on the car, climb up and walk on top of them, get mud all over them
you were merely walking on the sidewalk, it’s not your fault there was a car in the way
8:36 at my school they always got all their friends in the game and then targeted anyone who they didnt like that got in
7:41 the amount of force behind that cake 😂
7:41 these girls tied for 1st place in the most punchable face awards
It's like they're extremely punchable twins.
6:02 they’re IN the uk, of course they’re gonna use the British spelling. It’s like going to France and expecting everyone to speak fluent English.
4:25 August The Duck talked about her apparently she brought her own tv to prank this store
Awesome. That gives me a bit of faith
@@belladonnaplumb9376 yeah she does weird pranks and gets banned from stores over them
I guess that makes the real POS whoever decided to repost the video under a false context to make her look bad 14:01
[1:38] TW: yap
Defibrillators aren't for shocking a heart back to life, they're for shocking an abnormal heart rhythm back to normal. If someone's heart has stopped, call 911, start chest compressions at 120 BPM (or to the beat of Baby Hotline), and only use rescue breaths if someone has drowned.
You've just read something educational without Kwite having to explain it to you, congratulations.
And if I don't know what Baby Hotline is?
@@OtakuUnitedStudio There's baby shark, drop it like it's hot, staying alive, dancing Queen, crazy in love, girls just want to have fun, eye of the tiger, Sweet home Alabama, Just dance, I will survive, work it, Man in the mirror, sorry, achy breaky heart (Do not recommend that one The song is ass) another One bites the dust, imperial March, stronger And a thousand other songs
@@SomebodystoleMytoast-qe9wb Another One Bites the Dust AND Staying Alive both being songs you could do cpr to is foul
@@SomebodystoleMytoast-qe9wb if my heart stops and someone starts giving me CPR while singing baby shark just let me die
@@SomebodystoleMytoast-qe9wb singing achy breaky heart to restart someone's heart is just straight disrespectful 💀💀💀
That 700$ coffin is literally something straight out of Victorian Era London for poor people lmao
Except it only cost a farthing back then. That's the equivalent of £16 in today's money.
FIVE FOOT FIVE!? YOU HAVE NO LEGS MY DUDE, JUST FLOAT YOUR TORSO HIGHER!
Knowing this babygirl, she'd wanna float even lower to the ground to make a point of being shorter 😂
@@lolaaakaypeanutbrittle9213 yeah, you do have a point, they're quirky like that
6:25 I present actual hell on earth
Florida
8:18 Kwite is an INCH away from being classified as a femboy
3:38 I was doing research on microplastics and their effect on humans in 9th grade biology, and I read an article by UNM health sciences where scientist were able to find anywhere between 6.5 to 790 micrograms of plastic in 62 samples of human PLACENTA. Since this was the case, it's safe to say that microplastics are inside everyone, and most likely in most animals (especially sea animals.) Not really that surprising since microplastics are in water, soil, the air (aerosolize) and food (they don't digest and just stay inside the system of an organism, even when eaten.)
2:50 Don’t worry. As a Tennessee Titans fan (Fuck the Ravens), you’re about spot on for the Baltimore Ravens part.
A lakh is 100,000, meaning that man drained 2.1 MILLION litres of water. Absolute disgrace.
well lets see so the 300 year old tree was constantly and endlessly producing oxygen and was also keeping the land from sliding in on itself with its roots
Trees bind co2 while providing nutrients, shade, and shelter to insects, spiders, worms, birds, lizards...
It’s true! Thanks for recognizing my place as a crime against humanity kwite!
So apparently 1 lakh liter is 100,000 liters 😬… so 2,100,000 liters of water just released for a phone
You spin me right round baby right round like a record baby right round round round
The way he teleported in made my audhd brain happy
0:00 KWITE JUMPSCARE
1:58 it reads 21 lakh litre. The rest of the world measures this as 2.1 million litres of water btw.
12:58 my favorite is when people do something like this, then their defense is "I didn't know the money was for something important."
The fact that you don't know what other people are doing with their stuff is one of the primary reasons for not taking it away from them.
4:49 She brought in this tv from her own, and they saw her take it in and everything. She was just being stupid and doing a "Funny UA-cam prank"
I got to say as someone who has had to deal with those delivery app drivers at my food service job and have tried ordering from those apps its a shitty experience on both ends.
They basically take people who would NEVER have a job otherwise for a simple job of moving food from point A to point B and they still manage to fuck it up at an outrageous level.
Not to mention they are obnoxious as all hell I have had to physically remove them from the staff areas and kitchen multiple times because they just walk into the back of the restaurant. We even have a massive sign at the pickup point in English, Mandarin, Hindi and Spanish the 4 most spoken languages in the world and its still not enough.
We sometimes use delivery apps to have food delivered if we don't have enough drivers for a night but they mess up 10 times as much as a normal driver then WE have to deal with the angry phone calls.
bro really expected to really not get in trouble by smashing tvs.
2:51 no it’s just how people in Baltimore are, regardless if they’re a ravens fan or not
ngl, i love how kwite is so honest to his viewers, its all so factual
8:13 parkmaxxing
0:00 What did I tell you about messing with teleportation, Kwite?
"HOW MANY LASERS DO YOU HAVE?" "Ah, your persistent!" 9:50
Fyi, a lakh equals to 100,000 so 21 lakh liters is 2,100,000 liters or 554,762 gallons
The entire fricking reservoir.
"I get you're excited about whst your kid is gonna come out as-" *15 years later the waterfall turns rainbow*
is the camera blurry as hell or do i need to increase my prescription
its just the 480p video quality
Yesn’t
Bro, I'm depressed and recently started dealing with low blood sugar. If I don't eat right or skip meals, I'm setting myself up to die. I'm so stupid I regularly forget to eat. The universe realized it put too much work into not letting me opt out in my youth and is trying to correct its mistake, maybe? Sucks to suck though, a couple years ago I decided not to give up again and this shit made me spiteful. Now I'm gonna do some meal prep so I can be ready to flip off the universe while I eat when I get shakey. Cuz let's be real. I'm still gonna forget to eat sometimes, READY MEALS!!!
my body doesn't like to send me hunger signals and instead decides to substitute them with nausea and suicidal thoughts if anything at all. I've found that eating a little bit of something salty and drinking some juice actually really helps to kickstart my appetite.
Honey, wake up! The funny hoodie man is
of note in the felling of the Hadrian sycamore is the 16 year old has apparently been let off, and they've got another old fella in custody. They're also in the process of trying to repair the tree. How I don't know, maybe they'll take a cutting and graft it into the stump as a way to grow it back. It sucks though cause it was soooo perfectly centered at the base of two hills, no man nor God could have lined it up any better to be the most satisfying photo, and now its just a stump
"Kwimbo" never fails to deliver after 5 months of trying for a baby with springtrap and 9 months of pregnancy,
My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨
between heaven and hell, there is kwimbo
"JShirt" viewer?
Unfunny like bait
Omfg we’re doing this with kwite now?
Whenever I see a kwite video in my notifications my head falls off due to how much of a jumpscare a new kwite post is
8:30 ah yes that priest remark perfection
HOODIE MAN!! DROP ANOTHER REDDIT READING, AND MY LIFE IS YOURS!!!
Messing up the graduate's cake was a dick move, but him hurling the cake at the perpetrators was an extreme overreaction.
the government official still had flappy bird on that phone
12:41 the kid of the first person that did a gender reveal is trans/non binary and she (the creator) says she wishes she’d never done one (the reveal was just cause the kid was like a rainbow baby or something iirc)
1 minute and you expose my brain?!
Bro..
HOW DO YOU KNOW I CAN DO WORSE?!
OK BET, I’ll do my worst. >:[
My brain can do much…much worse.
@@Sarcastic_Lemonsrelatable! :3
2:00 just for those wondering "lakh" effectively means 100000 so he drained 210 thousand litres of water
Why does Kwite look like I haven't put my glasses on yet
9:42 I work at my local airport as a ramp agent. When I worked night shift, part of the job was to search and clean the planes. One night my coworkers were on the jetbridge (or maybe in the terminal just outside of the bridge? Idk, this is secondhand and it’s been a couple years) waiting for the crew to deplane, and the crew had to report to the airport-based police that they had a laser shone (shined?) at them during the flight. No idea what could’ve been done about it, but apparently it had to be reported one way or another
That thumbnail had me heated 💀💀
6:18
To be fair there are plenty of small towns in the US that fit the criteria of being a loathsome cesspits that are hated at a local level, in fact there are travel guides advising certain groups of people to outright avoid traveling through these small town hellholes and even entire clusters of states at all costs lest they get attacked just for simply existing.
every country has them and in the US there's at least 5 states on someone's list of places to visit but never live in, as well as places to never visit at all and to just keep driving until you no longer see any sign of it.
My list of places to visit but never take up residence in are California, Texas, Arizona, Florida and Louisiana
1,000,000 views in 30 seconds, kwite went up
"stock image of a homemade bomb" man that is the bomb from csgo
7:24 his eyes are weird!
That tv smasher at like 4 minutes actually did bring the tv in from home. It's a "prank"
6:30 its called new jersey and its hell
spraying raid on someone's food is a crime he's lucky he hasn't been arrested.
My toxic trait is that I swear up and down I saw someone do this not to long ago 3:06
6:45 not even a stock image. the bomb from goddamn CSGO.
6:50 the CS:GO bomb image xD
9:51 oh hell naw kakyoin really be trolling with the 20 meter emerald splash
6:36 that's the csgo bomb lmao
Noooooo not our Hadrian tree 😢! Now I'm reliving the trauma 😢. It was an acting tree for being in a Robin Hood film and now it's gone
Have y’all ever just burnt down an entire area in the sims ?
Yes
...does SimCity count?
This is just how you play the Sims
@@KaiDoesGameplay yea it counts
Then yes, I have.
F IS FOR FIRE THAT BURNS DOWN THE WHOLE TOWN-
That bomb was the BOMB FROM COUNTERSTRIKE
8:57 “Certain Rock Guitarist”? That’s Eric Clapton, dammit.
He doesn't deserve the recognition anymore after suing someone over a single damn CD that she took down before it even sold. She never made any money off it and he never had any "lost potential revenue", nevermind that he wouldn't make any money off an eBay sale regardless.
Huh, who would have figured that a rock musician who infamously made an insanely racist speech about "keeping Britain white" at a concert would be kind of an asshole
He's been a POS for a long time, this is hardly his first jackassery
@@OtakuUnitedStudiohe does deserve recognition for his work and from what I’ve heard this is the only asshole thing I’ve heard him do and he’s probably old and grumpy and tears in heaven is one of the saddest songs ever written as well just putting that out there its so depressing
So slight misinformation Kwite.
The 16 year old who cut down sycamore gap didn't do it, he was pressured to take the fall from his family (who did it). I'm from the village that is near the gap and the tree actually low-key supported our economy from tourism 😅 that tree helped a lot of people, tourist season ATM and there isn't even half the tourists there were last year 😭 some shops closed down it's brutal out here
Why cut the tree?
kwite ends talking at 14:01
Can we appreciate nukas editing in this video? It goes hard asf!