The Burger King "Women belong in the kitchen" tweet was entirely intentional and nobody can convince me otherwise. It was such a classic case of rage bait, it's unreal.
"Homson" isn't a ship name of Ned and Homer, there's no 'son' in the name Ned Flanders anywhere. "Homson" is the ship name between Homer and NELSON. Y'know, the CHILD. That's what makes it a horrible tweet.
I know shipping used to also include frienship but damn they should have updated their understanding before sending that one lmao (at least I hope It's a mistake)
"...because corporations are people...." I don't know who needs to hear this, but in a university level economics course I learned that this is literally true, legally speaking. Limited Liabillity Corporations are treated as a seperate legal entity removed from its human founders for the purpose of bankruptcy and other such things. What this means in practical terms is that if a LLC goes under, its creditors can't go after the CEO and/or shareholders in order to extract the money they are owed from the CEO's and/or shareholders' personal finnancial accounts and assets.
@@itsgonnabeanaurfromme That may be true for your highschool, and good for you I guess if that's the case, but my highschool didn't teach us anything about corporations or even much about the legal system. This particular factoid also seems a little too specific and irrelevant to what secondary school is supposed to teach you for me to agree with your hyperbolic assessment that it is the "most basic thing people learn in high school."
@@ElfangorQ7N What makes it even more hilarious is the fact that the Supreme Court case that set this as law - Citizens United v. FEC, was back in 2010. Meaning, it could only have been taught in HS for a short period of time anyways.
The crappy thing about the Build-A-Bear with the military uniform is that as a child of an active duty service member a lot of my friends and I had that bear growing up because it was a way to kind of cope with when our parents left for months at a time on deployment.
@@itsgonnabeanaurfromme The childhood trauma of military indoctrination, and not knowing whether your parent is coming home in one piece? Seems kinda obvious.
@@ArDeeMee yeah… there’s no other feeling like not knowing if dad is coming home over and over and he misses half of your life which strains your relationship growing up and even into adulthood and if he does end up not coming home well screw the rest of the family you get sent back to wherever you’re from even if you’re in a different country with not a whole lot of support. and we’re told to be proud of this. once a year we get told we’re brave and strong for going through something more traumatic than most people realize. the rest of the year it’s suck it up you’re privileged and spoiled, you’re problems arent as important as everyone else. your family gets pampered by the government even though if you’re not active duty no one gives a shit about you and if you are well they give minimal shits about you. but it’s fine, it was their choice to join the military even though it was not the child’s choice and many times the military was the only option for the service member.
10:39 no, it's Homer x Nelson. This is a very bad tweet, since Nelson is ten years old. I guess the Simpsons twitter guy didn't know what the word "shipping" meant.
Actually the tiny build tweet doesnt have a good ending cause the hello neighbor theory is mattpatt criticizing their game, their show, and their books for being hollow lore bait with no actual quality beyond theory crafting
8:50 Considering how you're supposed to dunk Oreos in milk, I think that the white liquid stuff on the wrapper for 'Just the Wafer' is supposed to be milk, rather than cream. Why it's not present on the 'Just the Cream' version I don't know.
Hey Kwite. Just want to say, I generally really dislike channels like yours which are just different flavors of 'reading reddit posts'. But i've been a follower for quite a long time and every single video i decide to tune in for, i leave mildly surprised by how much i enjoyed it. You have a gold personality and the input you give IS the comedy, not the posts or jokes you review. That's the pitfall of relying on others work like being a joke reviewer. What's the point if the joke is more entertaining than you are? Which happens to be the case with pretty much 90% of all the other channels in the genre. I'm not going to lie, i very often consider unsubscribing to clean up my subfeed but you keep delivering. I'd even go as far to say that you never miss, because you keep just being yourself. And i also want to say that after your controversy, i'm glad you kept the iconic branding with the covered up face and green hoodie, even if 'hiding your identity' isn't exactly needed anymore. It has this air of someone trying to make their personality more important than their name vibe. And it just makes you seem more genuine, which is an interesting thing considering all we see are your eyebrows. Long story short, your personality, quirks and theme is extremely appealing. You're genuinely a lovely dude to watch. Cheers man, i'm glad things worked out for you.
8:04 whats funnier is that the thing is actually called a wiggler, so either they fucked up the spelling or did that on purpose and i dont know whats funnier.
I had a dream last night that I fell asleep watching a Kwite video and kept waking up to it, every time it was something different "The American economy.." "Babies, am I right?"
About the "nothing" phone its a genuine company created by a previous one plus employee, they have airpods and phones, i literally ordered a phone from them yesterday
4:11 pearl harbor was the name of the location, not the event. this is why I hate it when people associate the names of locations or whatever with the events. like the twin towers. they were the names of the buildings. I hate how twin towers is basicaly now another name for 9/11 when it shouldn't be.
9:54 Nothing is a real and quite new brand where one of the guys from oneplus (I think) went off to do his own thing. They've made 2 phones and 2 sets of earbuds or something. They're known for their see-through asthetic with clear covering so you can see the internals. All of this might just be false, don't @ me
The Nothing phone (and Nothing as a company) is a hardware company that has a really distinctive design language and tries to stand out based on that and their hardware. Pretty decent stuff, actually. Not a gag at all.
For Spagetti-O's in Pearl Harbor, Chef Boy-R-Dee's line of canned foods was created to feed soldiers during WWII, so that's probably why they tweeted that.
To be fair to Cult of the Lamb, they are intentionally cringe for comedy reasons. I cannot explain the Angry Birds sloppy makeout post any other way.
Nah I'd believe it. Remember how we got Sins of The Flesh.
WHAT IS THE “Angry Birds sloppy makeout post” WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN
@@xXMindSoulXx Ah, I see you are not yet inducted into the Cult. Have fun scrolling their Twitter.
It's worrisome that people think they are not using sarcasm...
@@thelegendaryorcgenocider4182i think you can still find something cringe regardless if it’s satire tho
Mega-corpos are like skin walkers. Try to act human but just want your guts
My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨
Or want to be _in_ your guts
Well put
@@p-__I'm your biggest fan
I muss be a skinwalker then, cause I want to rearrange yours 😘
“Yes Kwite” We all say simultaneously
Yes Kwite.
Yes Kwite.
Yes Kwite
Yes Kwite
Yes Kwite.
The Burger King "Women belong in the kitchen" tweet was entirely intentional and nobody can convince me otherwise. It was such a classic case of rage bait, it's unreal.
When the intrusive thoughts win and you hit "Post"
Tactical misogyny.
listen, gen z is old enough to be running corporate accts now, and we Own the kitchen jokes, its to be expected
@@viscountrainbows2857 not what intrusive thoughts are lmao
@@madsfiedler3884 um no, what?
You mock the COTL account but remember this is the same Twitter account that gave the fans a challenge. And that's how s3x got into the game.
Praise be the lamb 🙏
what
What got into the game???
@@dudemp4 you can now send followers into a tent to "make an egg". It's TECHNICALLY sex, but it's implied.
@dudemp4 The most recent update to the game is titled Sins of the Flesh, because the fanbase was too horny for The One Who Waits.
I can’t believe Nintendo misspelled Wiggler as Wigger
*jumps on its head multiple times to be sure*
"Mama Mia, I think-a we got the wrong-a guy..."
My brother in christ you made the enemy
Wigger with the hard r
Now where's the n-
They misspelled it twice in two different posts.
I hate it when brands pretend to be people. You're not relatable or funny you're 100 unpaid interns in a trenchcoat
- funkyfrogbait
You're*
Brands don't talk. The people running them do. So they talk like people, duh.
I really wish FunkyFrog would stop advertising/selling sex toys to kids
@@alecmullaney7957 they arnt
@@alecmullaney7957 she isn’t for kids her intended audience is not children it’s adults
@@phoenixthewolf6301 I agree but just letting you know they use They/them pronouns
"Homson" isn't a ship name of Ned and Homer, there's no 'son' in the name Ned Flanders anywhere. "Homson" is the ship name between Homer and NELSON. Y'know, the CHILD. That's what makes it a horrible tweet.
HUH
I know shipping used to also include frienship but damn they should have updated their understanding before sending that one lmao (at least I hope It's a mistake)
@@flyingstonemon3564 The episode they were referring to is about Nelson and Homer developing a father/son bond.
@@OtakuUnitedStudio Community manager better be out of touch, dang. :/
@flyingstonemon3564 It's definitely a case of the old connotations being lost for sure. But by God if it didn't age like milk.
8:16 It’s not, the enemy’s actual name is “Wiggler”.
The one letter they couldn't afford to miss
“Bro, I already have 19 inches of venom. I got it off Bad Dragon”
Bro isn’t disproving the furry allegations.
I get that you meant because of bad dragon. But the implication that you are calling Venom a furry character is way funnier 😂
@@MadAliceInWonderlandxenos are still in the community
"...because corporations are people...." I don't know who needs to hear this, but in a university level economics course I learned that this is literally true, legally speaking. Limited Liabillity Corporations are treated as a seperate legal entity removed from its human founders for the purpose of bankruptcy and other such things. What this means in practical terms is that if a LLC goes under, its creditors can't go after the CEO and/or shareholders in order to extract the money they are owed from the CEO's and/or shareholders' personal finnancial accounts and assets.
This is the most basic thing people learn in high school
@@itsgonnabeanaurfromme That may be true for your highschool, and good for you I guess if that's the case, but my highschool didn't teach us anything about corporations or even much about the legal system. This particular factoid also seems a little too specific and irrelevant to what secondary school is supposed to teach you for me to agree with your hyperbolic assessment that it is the "most basic thing people learn in high school."
@@ElfangorQ7N yeah we didn't learn that sort of thing in high school either
@@ElfangorQ7N What makes it even more hilarious is the fact that the Supreme Court case that set this as law - Citizens United v. FEC, was back in 2010. Meaning, it could only have been taught in HS for a short period of time anyways.
@@itsgonnabeanaurfromme some of us went to highschool outside of the U.S.
my favourite will still always be
"keep your kentucky-fried fetish away from me"
Brand tweets fail most of the time because the souless company is trying to act like it has a soul.
'We Want To See How You #Edge' Is Mad 💀
Ich glaube nicht, dass das ein echter Tweet war.
@@GunsAndAmmo3 I Saw It On Twitter.
@@Ojalarora Sind Sie sicher, dass es keine Parodie war?
Adam Copeland sitting around confused somewhere like "Why is everyone making me a verb!?"
@@GunsAndAmmo3 Idk I Lost The Tweet
The crappy thing about the Build-A-Bear with the military uniform is that as a child of an active duty service member a lot of my friends and I had that bear growing up because it was a way to kind of cope with when our parents left for months at a time on deployment.
So what's the crappy part?
@@itsgonnabeanaurfromme The childhood trauma of military indoctrination, and not knowing whether your parent is coming home in one piece? Seems kinda obvious.
I’m glad me and my siblings were not the only ones who got them for that reason
@@ArDeeMee yeah… there’s no other feeling like not knowing if dad is coming home over and over and he misses half of your life which strains your relationship growing up and even into adulthood and if he does end up not coming home well screw the rest of the family you get sent back to wherever you’re from even if you’re in a different country with not a whole lot of support. and we’re told to be proud of this. once a year we get told we’re brave and strong for going through something more traumatic than most people realize. the rest of the year it’s suck it up you’re privileged and spoiled, you’re problems arent as important as everyone else. your family gets pampered by the government even though if you’re not active duty no one gives a shit about you and if you are well they give minimal shits about you. but it’s fine, it was their choice to join the military even though it was not the child’s choice and many times the military was the only option for the service member.
i fear brand tweets. they got me shakin and crying.
My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨
@@p-__ what
Abwuuuhhh????
i love em the same reasons
and shittin
The worst part about that Waluigi Wednesday is that the second one was a misspell. That enemy is called a Wiggler 😂 they forgot the L 🤣💀
They really should take the L on this. They merely displaced it.
@@ArDeeMee lol
7:59 simping for a non-cannon 3D model of a killer puppet
*canon
@@GunsAndAmmo3Well to be fair, it's probably not a large artillery armament either. Neither canon, nor cannon.
@@viscountrainbows2857 you are too funny 🤣
Could be a light artillery armament tho, just not a large one
Hot 🔥
10:39 no, it's Homer x Nelson. This is a very bad tweet, since Nelson is ten years old. I guess the Simpsons twitter guy didn't know what the word "shipping" meant.
Outsiders trying to use fandom lingo is always a gd trainwreck. Just get a consultant who actually ships characters to avoid these blunders.
@@NekoChanSenpai i love the concept of professionals in the field of fanfiction shipping
There are only two types of brand accounts: the cringe, and the shitposters.
Spanish KFC twitter goes hard
8:09 the name is actually wiggler! they just misspelled it
Actually the tiny build tweet doesnt have a good ending cause the hello neighbor theory is mattpatt criticizing their game, their show, and their books for being hollow lore bait with no actual quality beyond theory crafting
sounds like a good ending to me
@@quinintheclouds for us yeah
kwite thirsting over jigsaw is one of the best things I've seen all year
7:54 THE LITTLE GIGGLE?? BAHAHA
~8:00
they're called wigglers. it's a typo.
8:50 Considering how you're supposed to dunk Oreos in milk, I think that the white liquid stuff on the wrapper for 'Just the Wafer' is supposed to be milk, rather than cream. Why it's not present on the 'Just the Cream' version I don't know.
This is how we know that society is doomed.
My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨
@@p-__ ua-cam.com/video/Zl9hVUfghDM/v-deo.htmlsi=yexQFzelLfEFrcFy
I fucking love the amount of furries in the army
My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨
@@p-__ why do you keep commenting this
sigh… “i”
@@CosmoCat666 what is that supposed to mean?
@@aquafury664 i am a furry 💀
Kinda suprised that there were no Opera GX tweets but at the same time Opera GX tweets are all bangers
7:47 this is what I get for watching a Kwite video without headphones
i fear what's behind that hoodie
My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨
My balls
@@p-__ *kweefs
@@p-__ I’m afraid but curious what makes a fart better exactly
Is it the sound, smell, texture, duration, material gassed through, gender, diet
@@p-__ metabolism, time between meals, age?
I’m just scared but curious
Kwite should be called Kieth
Sounds like it.
My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨
I literally got a Ryan Reynolds Keith ad when this appeared.
kwieth
Everyone knows Kieth is the worst name in the English language.
2:57 Kwite buying stuff from Bad Dragon? 🤨📸
Does that truly surprise you lmao?
@@SleepyGlaive no, not terribly.
8:07
that had to be a typo because the real name is "Wiggler"
wiggler
Weird he won't even say wigger
Always at the front of the line to watch Kwite dunk on capitalism
Hey Kwite. Just want to say, I generally really dislike channels like yours which are just different flavors of 'reading reddit posts'. But i've been a follower for quite a long time and every single video i decide to tune in for, i leave mildly surprised by how much i enjoyed it.
You have a gold personality and the input you give IS the comedy, not the posts or jokes you review. That's the pitfall of relying on others work like being a joke reviewer. What's the point if the joke is more entertaining than you are? Which happens to be the case with pretty much 90% of all the other channels in the genre.
I'm not going to lie, i very often consider unsubscribing to clean up my subfeed but you keep delivering. I'd even go as far to say that you never miss, because you keep just being yourself. And i also want to say that after your controversy, i'm glad you kept the iconic branding with the covered up face and green hoodie, even if 'hiding your identity' isn't exactly needed anymore. It has this air of someone trying to make their personality more important than their name vibe. And it just makes you seem more genuine, which is an interesting thing considering all we see are your eyebrows.
Long story short, your personality, quirks and theme is extremely appealing. You're genuinely a lovely dude to watch. Cheers man, i'm glad things worked out for you.
8:04 whats funnier is that the thing is actually called a wiggler, so either they fucked up the spelling or did that on purpose and i dont know whats funnier.
7:59
This has to be the most genuinely giddy I have ever seen someone.
Wiggler Wednesday what a nightmare typo
This isn't the White Boy Summer they promised, I tell ya what
Therapist: “Wumpjack isn’t real he cannot hurt you”
Wumpjack:
8:47
That's milk. That's not cream. How does one even see that as cream? It's obviously a liquid.
Obviously he doesn’t know that milks favorite cookie is Oreo and they literally cannot be apart from eachother without falling into emotional distress
No, it's cu-
Literal cream is also a liquid. It's the layer of liquid fat that separates to the top of fresh milk after it's been... Uh, milked, I guess.
it's actually not milk ! oreos are 100% lactose intolerant. There is no milk product in that.
@El-de6nj The milk is not supposed to represent something in the oreos, its supposed to represent dunking the cookie into the milk.
I had a dream last night that I fell asleep watching a Kwite video and kept waking up to it, every time it was something different "The American economy.." "Babies, am I right?"
About the "nothing" phone its a genuine company created by a previous one plus employee, they have airpods and phones, i literally ordered a phone from them yesterday
The build a bear one almost makes sense, but its still out there.
8:17 the actual name is Wiggler. They just forgot the "L".
They forgot the L so one came to them
3:12 they should have leaned into it and parnered up with BD
10:36 Yeahhhhh no. I'm pretty sure they mean Homer and Nelson.
2:55 “I already have 19 inches of Venom, i got it off Bad Dragon”
Kwite is not beating the furry allegations.
nice pfp ^-^
2:50 THEY KNEW WHAT THEY WERE DOING 💀💀💀
6:35 im pretty sure it was twomad lmao
4:17 why's he look like a newcomer for Brawl
4:11 pearl harbor was the name of the location, not the event. this is why I hate it when people associate the names of locations or whatever with the events. like the twin towers. they were the names of the buildings. I hate how twin towers is basicaly now another name for 9/11 when it shouldn't be.
0:11
what the US government think tik tokers are like
You:
Actually… the homson tweet is referring to Nelson…. Who is the child riding his bike next to Homer
At 9:30, if you want your PS5 to be 'glazed' and sticky, there are more ways😉
No.
@@DefenderoftheOctoberistsI said the exact same thing lol
7:26 kwite never fails to catch me off guard. I thought I was used to it until he bust out this bad boy
Hey whys there a hole in my peanut butter?
Uh oh.
extra protein
My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨
Penis❤❤❤ hope this helps
Well, you said you weren't sure if you were going to use, so um, I did
5:57 5- Don't be a Debbie downer
KIRBYS EPIC YARN SOUNDTRACK????? Oml your editor is so based Kwite thank you for hiring them 🙏
Literally watched this on a Nothing Phone. I totally get how it seems like a gag, but genuinely one of the best phones I've ever had in my life
Kwite made me have extreme diarrhea
9:54 Nothing is a real and quite new brand where one of the guys from oneplus (I think) went off to do his own thing. They've made 2 phones and 2 sets of earbuds or something. They're known for their see-through asthetic with clear covering so you can see the internals. All of this might just be false, don't @ me
6:32 when she said "if you guys don't know-" here i legit thought she was about to explain to us what a squirter was for a second
Not nintendo typing wiggler wrong 😭
3:01 how many months is that?
Are you sure it's not Homer Nelson? Homeson?
Burger King even implying that working for them is a career of any sort, let alone a culinary career, is fucking *wild*
The Nothing phone (and Nothing as a company) is a hardware company that has a really distinctive design language and tries to stand out based on that and their hardware. Pretty decent stuff, actually. Not a gag at all.
Yay daddy kwock posted
5:25
GloomyD
Sunny not in delight
8:10 they're called wigglers, Nintendo just made a typo.
The thumbnail is the reason why the Burger Queen left the King
kwite the mario thing is called a wiggler they forgor the L but they sure as hell took one
3:38
pure gold
8:20
They forgot the L... It's a _"Wiggler"_ that's the Mario enemy 😭😭😭
For Spagetti-O's in Pearl Harbor, Chef Boy-R-Dee's line of canned foods was created to feed soldiers during WWII, so that's probably why they tweeted that.
5:00 aniverserwy
Krimbly
2:55 elden ring did the same, a tiktok post talking about the dlc preorder that said "treat yourself to 18 inches of messemer the impaler"
Kwite's content is masochism. It hurts to watch but I need more and can't get enough
I love you bro
That thumbnail goes hard
9:40 the nothing phone 2 is pretty good
Imagine if the AT&T ad was a smartphone taking a pic of their windowless comms tower in chinatown
I have contracted cancer from this shit
0 veiws in 0 seconds fell off tbh
750 views in 1 min fell off fr
shut up before i touch you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2717 views in 3 minutes Man fell off ONG
My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨
minor spelling error spotted, comments fell off
If Kwite thinks Brand comments are unhinged, he is not ready for Facebook comments...
I love your videos Kwite!
"what if the suicide hotline had ad breaks" lmao don't give them any ideas
852 views in 2 minutes kwite fell off
2 likes on your comment from 45 minutes ago lil bro 💀
Fun fact: Homeson isn't Homer and Ned, But Homer and Nelson. The child. They thought ship meant like besties
I got a pop out phone ad on the 9/11 meme, those Google phones don't give a single frick
2:57 He is not beating the aligations
He is just confirming them more
‘We love you kwite’ we all say in unison
5:57 is so wrong coming from a company that uses child slavery.
I was shocked by the Homson one because I assumed it was a Homer-Bart ship.
I don't know if this is new, or if I just never noticed it, but the lighting on the door behind Kwite looks rendered without smooth lighting.
Was kwite just drunk this vid man was unhinged
I didn't know yall were chill like that.
7:30 cheating on springtrap is crazy...
8:48 Kwite, that’s not cream, that’s ‘milk’
Brands trying to follow trends terrifies me