Pure Chaos - Chuckle Sandwich EP. 21
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- Опубліковано 29 вер 2024
- On this episode of Chuckle Sandwich, we descent into chaos speaking about how we might fix the environmental woes of the world, specifically relating to plastic straws and turtles. In addition, we tell of some great stuff to happen this coming week for the podcast!
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Chuckle Sandwich is a podcast hosted by Ted Nivison, Charlie Slimecicle and jschlatt where they talk about whatever the hell they want, they'll be bringing guests on in the future, but I suppose we really haven't figured out what this is yet. Maybe stick around and find out.
whenever ted speaks he always sounds like he’s about to tell a kid their dog died
Yeah why does it sound like he's doing this podcast right after a big breakup?
Omg yea 🤭😂
Ted is least favorite puppy
And that he killed it.
LMFAOOOO
They better bring up “Unlimited bacon and no games” with every guest
Unlimited bacon and no games, or games, but no games.
Yess dude !
@@333.01 games, unlimited games. But no games
Thats favourite puppy right there
As I rewatch these episode I can say, yes they do, and it’s amazing
schlatt: what the f*ck is burger rings?!?!?
Australians: *sweating intensifies*
The dumb thing about companies using paper straws is that most the time they make the actual cup plastic and the straw paper like they aren’t wasting the same, or more, amount of plastic is genuinely funny
Schlatt with his hair in a bun you know what he looks like he looks like todo from jujutsu kaisen
I had to come here from the podcast on Spotify to see the tattoo
The return of favourite puppy
charlie's best pun, by far, is the turtlesy crime. turtle heresy? absolutely brilliant.
1:14 This is the most relatable thing I’ve ever heard..
Bruh istg there’s this part in EVERY episode where Charlie and Schlatt are laughing so hard but Ted tries to say something and they just keep on laughing louder
He's the partially straight man
@@aniyilator true
@@aniyilator which one
There is
@@thomasphotos8466 yes
This is the perfect podcast to have games, unlimited games but no games to
bro what
@@callmemyth8986 you clearly haven’t seen a lot of this podcast.
Would you rather have games, unlimited games and no bacon. Or no bacon and no games?
@@callmemyth8986 lmao
@@callmemyth8986 go watch the episode with moistcritical, not the first appearance of the question but it’s my favourite appearance
schlatt and charlie: fucking sobbing
ted: "i'm a buisness man"
Charlie: *comes out of the closet*
Schlatt: oh, happy pride
*Twitter: Cancel*
(this is a joke btw-)
@@afrogyoulike I mean you're not wrong.
@@afrogyoulike L
oh i missed that initially lmao
I haven’t Chuckled this much since Our Cursed Childhood Memories - Chuckle Sandwich Podcast #20
I think you meant to say "this" but it was still funny guy of you to say
This*
Nice pfp
pee sauna
@@suffermore1576 what does this mean
charlie: “are these british snacks??”
schlatt: ……naur,,, naur……
ye
Pain
ted said that, not charlie
As an Australian, I had heard of all of those chips before and didn't realise that they weren't commonly found in the US.
@@sorcam same i was very confused
To sum up all the descriptions for the audio listeners: “to our audio listeners, love ya to death, schlatt is having a mid life crisis”
This is so true 😭💀💀
yes
He having a mid left crisis at 23 he gonna be 46
You really know Schlatt’s homeless when he’s not even there to do the ad.
He doesn’t have a wallet to show anymore
@@InfiniteGreninja oh no
he was homeless *because* he wasn't there to do the ad
He didn't fulfill his contractual obligation 😔
Ah yes Darkiplier, Dead Nivison, Charlie Crimecicle, and Jschlatt
this joke is funny because he said Jschlatt implying hes always evil and that is funny
@@fe7general837 excellent analysis
I think this is my favorite comment ever. A tip of my Fedora to you good sir/lady * tips fedora *
hey thanks man it took me like 13 minutes to write that out so it feels good to be appreciated
@@fe7general837 incredible
If Charlie gets a dark version of himself, I hope it's called Grimesicle
Crimesicle
@@bringanotebook28 he does crime
Grime is already part of Ted because his name in Jackbox was Grime Time
Crematedsicle
g-GRIMES
The ocean being on fire is pretty fucking least favorite puppy.
Its worst puppy now
Schlatt is just recording in a homeless shelter now
Or someone's house
he is staying with weston and kalynn (which explains the tattoo) but i’m pretty sure this is an otk office
@@yasminal Tattoo?
@@slyfirefox3444 the temporary tattoo he showed, the koury household is currently going through a phase aha
@@yasminal the Koury household? 😭 I’m so lost lmao. I’ve watched every episode and all their videos and yet I’m still confused
Charlie is the meat because it wouldn’t be a sandwich without him.
Schlatt is the Mayo because some people hate him and some people love him.
Ted is the bread because he holds everything together.
God i fucking love mayo
God I fucking hate mayo
God i fucking mayo
God fucking mayo
God mayo
28:24 Ted and Charlie's sync reaction is literally golden.
HOLY SHIT
scott (the editor) edited that in/synced them up so well lmao
ITS SO PERFECT
I actually didn’t notice
@@tentativegazer itto
There's this serial killer called William Suff, and he happened to have a pet chicken called 'Chicken Girl' which, if you ask me, has powerful 'Favourite Puppy' vibes
That’s least favorite puppy
once again proving teds terrifying nature
@@aces_pretty_face2927 he is least favorite puppy
@@micro11. he is very least favorite puppy
Sus
Ted- “ That looks like an alternate universe chip…”
Me(an Australian): oh
IKR ITS CRAZY HOW THOSE SNACKS ARE SO NORMAL
Hes half right though y’all are from the upside down
i was like, huh, i guess they just happened to find those aussie snacks there??
@@swirlffle8323 listen australia isn’t real mate we get paid a hefty load to act it out, but they decrease my payment by 11 pounds, im pissed so use this information wisely
can't spell australia without "AU"
boys i’m listening to this at a Denny’s right now and the waitress comes by and says “I love chuckle sandwich!”, you’ve truly made it.
The waitress comes by and says "good luck" and walks away without giving you time to respond
How oddly wholesome. these boys are so famous
icebreaker!!!!! lol im joking but awesome
She would say i am maria then walk away
Why does Charlie sound very lightly autotuned when he's yelling
He has natural autotune
I was thinking the exact same thing
probably connection issues?
tho id think that they would all record their own audio on their ends so idk
He’s got naturally good pitch. Our boys got a voice
He's a really good singer
Man I can’t wait for KnucklesWeek
What’s up checkmark
what's up checkmark
What's up checkmark
@@PhoenixTwoFiftySix i hate to break the chain but is that fucking "F.U.C.K" spelled in NATO phonetics but in Russian?? Why?????
@@fureversalty don’t worry about his goals. Also, what’s up checkmark
Oh that’s why it took so long, schlatt has a house
Nevermind, he’s still as homeless as ever
hehehe
hehehe
hehehe
“Will have their part in the lake of fire!” Jschlatt
Hehehe
Ted’s Australian accent gave me violent flashbacks to Diagnosing Fake Illnesses with Lunchclub
YES SAME
Naeu, I caint get outta thes aeccent, *VORAKONAIEANSHF VORAKONAIANAVASHANAH SHALANFKSBTNBSBF*
Noah dies
This made me realise I barely even got over the Lunch Club split omfl, those were amazing times
how has it taken 21 episodes to get one titled “Pure Chaos”
I honestly do not know
Thought it'd take longer for them to admit it honestly...
yeah a word that Ted cannot say right
9+10
@@333.01 21
I think the fire in the ocean was actually the effect of Ted’s grandfather’s 100 year long master plan of extermination of the turtles and I have reason to believe that this is just the beginning.
It’s part of the effect of them hunting turtles in the middle of the earth.
So when are we going to tell auntie about our gay kinky relationship?
Hello?
@@kraveman1 ... What
@@hand.sanitiizer do you know a way to get in contact with Jacob???? I'm low on time and must speak to my dear brother
Schlatt dying every time he eats a burger ring is the most hilarious thing
i need to know why this was so funny and what his intention of the joke was
Charlie smiling at the camera and saying “We are so, so screwed” feels very ominous
hes not wrong tho
timestamp?
@@hr_777_ 0:24 !
@@zoombah5371 my dumbass was scrolling thru the comments at that point smh
thank u! :)
"A ring is kinda just like a chode straw"
- Charles "Slimecicle" Dalgleish
dalgleish more like dog leash haha gottem
is that actually his last name tho
@@joshpalmer4420 It is lol
Why must you use his "last name" we all know it's Charlie Slimecicle.... Deadass knowing his last name makes me want to cry
@@moecat0571 its just a name bro
@@FrostyFoxGamingIGM I feel like nobody should know it... Its like knowing somebody's dead name
“Do you think dead nivison could beat darkiplier?”
Nah I want Milkman VS Warfstache
Yes
Milkman wins, no contest
YESSSSSSS
bed nvidia would beat multipliers any time
Reality would collapse in on itself
It’s a good day when chuckle sandwich finally comes back
A favorite puppy day indeed
It's so favourite puppy
"im rich" says schlatt as he is now homeless
You wouldn't understand the grindset.
Zuckerberg
"sigma grindset"
“If your topic can segue into the holocaust then it might be wrong” truer words might have never been spoken before
Don’t let this video distract you from the fact that Astronaut in the Ocean was unironically on Obama’s songs of the summer playlist
you're shitting me
Bro I saw that it's crazy how I am just like Obama
@@junnKhya dam bro me and Obama have so much in common I wonder if I can say the n word now
@@Jules.69 you can't
@@Jules.69 yeah try it on Twitter
“Summer’s coming” Charlie, it’s July
For me it's the middle of winter man💀
Summers ending if anything
@@Ale-js7wg yeah
Schlatt looks like he’s been for breakfast at the heartbreak hotel.
And like he sat in the back booth by the pamphlets and the literature.
9:04 the elusive 4th member of the podcast "elgato no signal" finally makes an appearance
weird how they sound so similar to charlie…
@@georgie488 chuckle sandwich lore
@@georgie488 identical twins. possibly conjoined.
@@kamdenfinlyfilms the plot thickens
@@TessaBrindel this is a possibility we need to consider
why have they just not acknowledged the existence of metal straws
I was thinking that the whole time lol
Drink from a raw macaroni straw
I could easily kill a turtle with a metal straw
@@jamie_1159 yea man, why don’t we get rid of plastic straws and replace it with metal ones to kill sea turtles 3x the speed. Especially if we throw them away
Because they’re not prominent enough to be a totally necessary part of the conversation
i cant believe i looked up “did us soliders kill japanese turtles”
Well, did they?
@@a.c.illustrations5589 they did
"Hairoin" and "a new strand" are the most underappreciated puns charlie has ever said
LMAO FR
Exactly, went completely overlooked
timestamp
I love that Schlatt finished his rant just in time for to hear Charlie say ‘- SUCKLING OFF OF THE TEAT OF NATURE GODDAMN IT’
That is favorite puppy
Ngl this podcast is a banger and all, but 49:33 is the first time I've ever seen Charlie's ears
Holy crap you're right
How in the world did they title this “pure chaos” when that is all this podcast has been
Not that chaos, theyre just waiting the bomb in statue of liberty to blow up so there is chaos
"they're all walking around taking instagram photos. nobody has jobs in LA."
-Schlatt (youtuber)
-Schlatt (homeless man)
@@SmithyLK no no homeless man *is a job*
He's retired now
@@reterols5442 incorrect 👌
@@AnEldritchBeing ? Did you see his latest video? (Yea well not retired retired but I'm going by the title)
28:28 the synchronised identical reactions from ted and charlie is wonderful
Schlatt’s entered the 2nd stage of living in Austin. He’s started tying his hair and will soon be living on the side of the road.
What stage is the southern accent gonna kick in?
@@skyre5528 stage five when he gets a 10 acre piece of land to farm and a couple bulls
@@skyre5528 Depends on how many Texans he interacts with. Might start saying “y’all” soon though.
@@jimjimguy1235 even better, he’ll start saying “yall’re” and “yall’ve”
Being Australian and being extremely familiar with Burger Rings makes that bit so much funnier
EDIT: WHY ARE THERE SO MANY MORE AUSTRALIAN SNACKS WHAT IS GOING ON I'M LOSING IT HAHHDSHHG
I saw the burger rings and I was suspicious🕺, (is being Australian that inconvenient)😃🤚
Looks he either got them snacks through ebay, or is actually in Australia, and I can’t decide which one it is
@@rainmakerr5209 probably ebay
Edit: shut the hell up
58:13
Teds stone cold look in the camera killed me.
His friends are fucking crying and he just sits there smiling lol
I'm a business man
3:45
Alternate title: Jschlatt’s slow decent into madness
It was a very quick descent tbh
He’s been mad since 1999
He started that decent the moment he clicked the "make channel" button 6 or so years ago.
70,000 people signed a petition to leave Jeff Bezos in space.
As we should
Make that 70,001 now
Bezos is spaces problem now
70,002 now
Are we just gonna zoom past Schlatt’s My Little Pony tattoo??
Exactly!!!…I need to know which pony 😂😂😂
@@nerdykid4127 twilight sparkle 😌
@@chloedicken5544 yes
This podcast is favorite puppy.
honestly you took words out my mouth favorite puppy comment
@@madmady7024 This made my day. Thank you for saying my comment was favorite puppy. That truly was favorite puppy.
@@AionMc_ this is so wholesome, favorite puppy interaction dare i say.
so tru
Favorite puppy acknowledgement of the interaction
Schlatt has found asylum in the Stanley Parable office
When Ted said "I have a very strong vacuum in my mouth" I died right then and there
Damn, RIP
The winner of the their arguments are always “who’s louder?”
and it's all schlatt
100% they're having Michael Reeves in one of the Chuckle Week episodes
They'd fucking better
Yesss
Fucking better
Damn psychic
i really hope so 😭
i love how charlie just rambles on and carries the convo even if someones talking he doesnt give a crap that makes the podcast 10x better
I have no clue how Schlatt got his hands on Australian confectionery, let alone the limited run flavours.
Imma be real I think schlatt is the only person who has ever purchased those burger twisties
28:28
Ted and Charlie in sync in their disappointment
They literally looked like the same person for a second
I like how when Schlatt got the text from Maria, he didn’t go to get the food, he just stayed there and made DoorDash jokes for a couple of minutes
Jschlatt should totally collab with Michael Reeves in murdering turtles.
In this episode: Jschlatt is confused as fuck by every damaging thing in his vicinity
Schlatts evolution
Then:
Ted: Are.. Are you crying? 😕
Now:
Ted: Oh, schlatts crying again.😐
"Charlie you look a bit disheveled"
*that is completely ignored and never mentioned again, Charlie is suffering in silence*
Think he's really just uncomfortable about the whole turtle thing, but obviously Ted and Schlatt are joking
Or are they? 😩
I used the wrong fucking emoji but it works i guess
Pretty sure it was Schlatt that started the fire. He’s just pinning it on someone else. But hey that’s just a theory.
ᵃ Ⓖ𝐀𝓜ᗴ TH̥ͦ🄴⒪R̸Y⃠
A chuckle theory
A games, unlimited games, but no games theory
@@catcactus1234 well then the few minutes I took to find fonts are useless-
A GAME THEROY
This was such a fever dream of a mind fuck of an episode, favourite puppy
Jschlatt’s statement about people who drink out of paper straws not being happy with their life is the most accurate statement of all time.
The sea turtles are just taking revenge on Ted, and the plastic straws are out for Schlatt for what he did in 1999
Yep
Schlatt is least favorite puppy
@Sydney Primeau but this situation is very least favorite puppy
The only thing that shlatts crying does, is make me laugh
“And we’re all going to die :)” -Charlie 2021
When schlatt said "he shot hair DNA into himself" I got a hair care ad
That's so f
That’s pretty favorite puppy
dear whoever does the mixing: pls make schlatt quieter
yeah. charlie is oddly *very* quiet in this episode
Big guy needs to be heard
Ted and Charlie's unison after 28:23 is a thing of beauty
This is just an hour of Schlatt in a man bun suffering and tbh I’ve never been happier
(To be clear I do not actually want him to suffer I just think him melodramatically collapsing in on himself every time he eats something is hilarious)
I don’t think anyone thought that u actually wanted him to suffer lol
@@Alex38369 Well, most of twitter probably would
@@komewome true
I was promised chuckle week. Where
True where 😭
After a serious accident during fuckle week, Ted has never been the same. Until Ted recovers from what happened at fuckle week, it will be uploaded
quackity, hasan and will neff have been confirmed to be on the podcast. this makes me happy so I will not be mad that chuckle sandwich has not uploaded yet
@@lizard5030 don't forget the game grumps
@@razzledazzle8593 yes I found out after I posted that :) also matt watson will be on it as well
never in my life did i think i'd see schlatt with a top knot im litterally shaking and crying rn
Is that least favorite puppy?
Huh, schlatt changed his setup. Not sure if he still has his standing desk.
i think he moved
@@nolamccollian3211 again?
he moved into weston and kalynns house
@@partyrackin9793 WHAT
@@partyrackin9793 do u know why he moved to kalynn house? Cause i know that connor has his own apartment.
28:27 when Ted and Charlie reacted exactly the same is just fantastic
I feel really bad for Schlatt, he might be going crazy.
As if he's not there already
dawg wit the budder on him
budder dog
The first lines you hear in the podcast are
“THE SEA IS ON FIRE AND WERE ALL GOING TO DIE”
Sums up the podcast pretty well
“take a big sip of this one”
you can’t cause the paper straw closes in on itself
"THE SEA IS ON FIRE AND WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE" great thing to start my day
Astronaut In The Ocean might have had something to do with this fire.
Ted, Charlie, Jschlatt, whoever reads this… Add Michael Reeves to an episode for turtle talk lmao
already missing connor's cameos
SCHLATT!!! NOO DONT KILL CRuSH from finding nemo. HES MY WEED DEALER
Its Crush, not Crash 🤦
@@NutellaMosley check again
The lack of Pope in the background is the reason why turtles will face extinction
If anyone is interested, Burger Rings are an Australian "chip". They don't taste like burgers they are full of salt and they have a slight flavour like idk... beef. Which I guess is the burger. Anyway, they're good, I recommend them :) Just like to say that your Australian accents are kinda shit. "KaingarOo"
Nah I liked their accents, they weren’t too bad.
AMERICANS DONT HAVE BURGER RINGS !?!?!?! MY GODTHEYRE MISSING OUT 😿
we have burgers
I've got no idea how or why he had burger flavoured twisties
Every Australian impression is shit when it's not a true blue doing the accent
"You know there's an issue there when the richest man in the world looks like a villain"
And when his logo is an evil smirk.
So your telling me that Jeffery Bezos is about to pull a Dr. Evil and people aren't making memes of it
“The sea is on fire and we’re all going to die, welcome to chuckle sandwhich.”
me, a woman who doesn't shave, listening to the Manscape ad: Hmm interesting.
Would you say manscape ads are favorite puppy
“hmm yes i shall retain this information wisely”
Ez way to kill the turtles
Step 1: turn all the turtles into straws
Step 2: dump them in the ocean
I wish I was gifted enough to say random statements like "A ring is just a chode straw"