SwaggerSouls' Monkey Lamp - Chuckle Sandwich EP. 6

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  • Опубліковано 5 бер 2021
  • SwaggerSouls has his own Monkey Lamp, in what is probably our most chaotic episode of the Chuckle Sandwich Podcast
    Twitter: / chucklesandwich
    Website: www.chucklesandwich.link/
    Spotify: open.spotify.com/show/78PyQph...
    Edited by Scott: scottposts?s=21
    Chuckle Sandwich is a podcast hosted by Ted Nivison, Charlie Slimecicle and jschlatt where they talk about whatever the hell they want, they'll be bringing guests on in the future, but I suppose we really haven't figured out what this is yet. Maybe stick around and find out.
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  • @chucklesandwichhighlights
    @chucklesandwichhighlights 3 роки тому +20433

    This is the perfect podcast to learn that we have a highlights channel

  • @nicememe4578
    @nicememe4578 3 роки тому +7195

    You can tell schlatts dominance feels threatened this episode

    • @blehm_7403
      @blehm_7403 3 роки тому +174

      ^ 100%

    • @adelina-805
      @adelina-805 3 роки тому +55

      lmfaooo true

    • @blackshirts_and_breads
      @blackshirts_and_breads 3 роки тому +123

      his reign is close to falling...

    • @Tidal_XD
      @Tidal_XD 3 роки тому +83

      Lmaoooooo swagger vs schlatt

    • @wockyslush1169
      @wockyslush1169 3 роки тому +175

      the sheer force of Swagger and Schlatt together is enough to make a star implode

  • @Herbiesainty
    @Herbiesainty 3 роки тому +5358

    Schlatt said like 3 words this podcast and all of them were insults to Ted

  • @broccoli5425
    @broccoli5425 3 роки тому +2236

    Schlatt: "I watch men."
    * *Dead silence* *

  • @cloudgames2284
    @cloudgames2284 3 роки тому +2308

    Can we talk about how genuinely really fucking good swagger and Charlie's paintings were?

    • @hala8660
      @hala8660 3 роки тому +68

      Bob Ross would be proud 🥲

    • @moth8215
      @moth8215 3 роки тому +11

      @@hala8660 mans dead 🤠

    • @passerine2019
      @passerine2019 3 роки тому +13

      @@moth8215 oh god

    • @sleepyclowns
      @sleepyclowns 3 роки тому +8

      @@moth8215 oh god oh fuck he is?! OH GOD OH FUCK OH NO

    • @DragonFIames
      @DragonFIames 2 роки тому +7

      YES

  • @demon_cicada9965
    @demon_cicada9965 3 роки тому +4704

    Things that Slimecicle has eaten on Chuckle Sandwich:
    1. Tomato, eaten like an apple
    2. Broccoli, eaten like a drumstick
    3. Spinach, eaten pretty normally, then rained upon himself
    4. Kale, eaten, once again, like a drumstick
    (Bonus: Schlatt eating pepperoni and Ted eating beef jerky)
    5. 3 different types of bell pepper, eaten like an apple

    • @undatedpeak1829
      @undatedpeak1829 3 роки тому +60

      Bell peppers are not as weird eaten as an apple

    • @tvbug
      @tvbug 3 роки тому +54

      I eat both tomatoes and bell peppers like apples!

    • @yashim08
      @yashim08 3 роки тому +10

      @@tvbug valid

    • @animuswonder
      @animuswonder 3 роки тому +15

      @@undatedpeak1829 i dont know how to eat bell peppers without them being cut up so that was informative.

    • @axelotlee_
      @axelotlee_ 3 роки тому +30

      @@tvbug i eat onions like apples. bite into that shit. the crunch is perfect

  • @yoiorenji6644
    @yoiorenji6644 3 роки тому +4890

    can we talk about schlatts hair? how the fuck does this guy have such a perfect hair line like dude im kinda jelous

    • @neartheplumtree
      @neartheplumtree 3 роки тому +221

      that's because he covers it with a hat when he doesn't

    • @orionishere
      @orionishere 3 роки тому +62

      i was looking for the comment abt his hair lol

    • @tamonk9054
      @tamonk9054 3 роки тому +42

      Genetics most likely

    • @cozmo_Comet
      @cozmo_Comet 3 роки тому +29

      Frr its so nice man

    • @LynxLycan2
      @LynxLycan2 3 роки тому +41

      He has nice hair

  • @thatoneguy4584
    @thatoneguy4584 3 роки тому +1787

    ah yes, all the parts of the sandwhich:
    Ted: The bread
    Schlatt: The schmeat
    Charlie: The vegetables/lettuce
    and the optional side of SwaggerSouls:
    The edibles

    • @scripsiabiete
      @scripsiabiete 3 роки тому +54

      Honestly it fits them so well. Schlatt just radiates "MEAT MAN" energy, with protein and all that. Ted is definitely bread and/or cheese. Charlie is veggies because when he's left out too long he also becomes too Slimey.

    • @zeusafoos1369
      @zeusafoos1369 3 роки тому +20

      Charlie is also the pepers

    • @villagemarauder
      @villagemarauder 2 роки тому

      What about the sauce? You can't have a sandwich without sauce, that shit would be as dry as Ben Shapiro's wife.

    • @FieldAgent-D
      @FieldAgent-D Рік тому +9

      "The edible slipped in under the patty"

    • @AlliumBlade_
      @AlliumBlade_ Рік тому +3

      charlie’s the vegan meat!!!! schlatt give mayonnaise vibes-

  • @doubleslashkarma
    @doubleslashkarma 3 роки тому +970

    "What idiot would ACTUALLY finish college?"
    Charlie: nervously takes a bite out of just an entire pepper

  • @Speelee
    @Speelee 3 роки тому +2349

    not even ten minutes in and they’re already talking about porn

  • @hm9692
    @hm9692 3 роки тому +870

    Swagger seems like the kid your mom would tell you not to hang out with because hes a bad influence

    • @daft_mervy
      @daft_mervy 3 роки тому +61

      honestly...this whole podcast is the group of kids your mom tells you not to talk to

    • @pigeonieyt6848
      @pigeonieyt6848 3 роки тому +56

      @@daft_mervy except Charlie because he looks too nice

    • @pohorex6834
      @pohorex6834 3 роки тому +12

      @@daft_mervy not really, swagger is the only one a parent would say something about because of drugs

    • @daft_mervy
      @daft_mervy 3 роки тому +16

      @@pohorex6834 well, if you've got one of THOSE mom's they'd think Dnd was some satan game and keep you away from charlie too lol

    • @fukkthisnewupdate8882
      @fukkthisnewupdate8882 2 роки тому +2

      Meanwhile Ted's the one teaching you how to properly fillet a human being

  • @waterate909
    @waterate909 3 роки тому +282

    "I was really high when I drew this" *points at painting*

  • @Grace-kt3ir
    @Grace-kt3ir 3 роки тому +2867

    they've replaced the fourth member after he got eaten by the void

    • @jzfive
      @jzfive 3 роки тому +38

      Also known as Twitter

    • @smonks5666
      @smonks5666 3 роки тому +40

      What fourth member? It's always been swagger

    • @jzfive
      @jzfive 3 роки тому +8

      @@smonks5666 Who?

    • @bluejupiter
      @bluejupiter 3 роки тому +14

      @@smonks5666 exactly

    • @SquishyAuri
      @SquishyAuri 3 роки тому +13

      fool, this is the only evidence left that the 4th member existed at all

  • @skoopernootle
    @skoopernootle 3 роки тому +3501

    Swaggersouls always sounds like someone doing an impression of his voice, but then you rememebr that’s just how he sounds

  • @marcoispan2702
    @marcoispan2702 3 роки тому +476

    "yes officer I am an alcoholic" was so simple- and yet, it made me choke on my drink so badly it almost came out of my nose

  • @jazmineselene3727
    @jazmineselene3727 3 роки тому +344

    I feel like so many solid jokes and puns made by Charlie were painfully overlooked and it hurt my soul

    • @ace_of_space
      @ace_of_space 2 роки тому +9

      Charlie slimecicle supremacy

  • @prabblesqu6177
    @prabblesqu6177 3 роки тому +3320

    I wonder if minx would be a good or bad guest on the podcast. On one hand, she and schlatt are always a good combination for comedy, but on their other, there's no way slimecicle could eat a large vegetable without minx yelling about it every time he takes a bite

    • @morganb4037
      @morganb4037 3 роки тому +331

      ngl starting to get banana flashbacks...

    • @FitzIsBetterThanYou
      @FitzIsBetterThanYou 3 роки тому +68

      Ban a na ba

    • @moshpitfuneral
      @moshpitfuneral 3 роки тому +112

      She silenced at an air horn tho

    • @tofupoo6036
      @tofupoo6036 3 роки тому +60

      what about the hot pockets

    • @MyoticTesseract
      @MyoticTesseract 3 роки тому +245

      What if they gaslight Minx into thinking he's not eating anything

  • @zookkkk
    @zookkkk 3 роки тому +5482

    Ted is getting a lot of shade. Now I’m not saying he doesn’t deserve it

    • @GhostPatriot76
      @GhostPatriot76 3 роки тому +52

      112 likes and a like from Chuckle Sandwich but not a single comment?? Let me help ya with that bud.

    • @sierra200
      @sierra200 3 роки тому +187

      He 100% deserves it, he was the one who broke all the bones in my body

    • @Vegimak
      @Vegimak 3 роки тому +97

      @@sierra200 ted stomped on my dogs tail

    • @DrCrowPHD
      @DrCrowPHD 3 роки тому +82

      @@sierra200 Ted Niceinson pissed on the Pope

    • @snarkycommenthere9027
      @snarkycommenthere9027 3 роки тому +52

      @@sierra200 Ted told me I stink like doo doo

  • @blockz1833
    @blockz1833 3 роки тому +330

    swagger and charlie: discussing their art
    schlatt: did i make a boat? what is this?

  • @logancopeland1821
    @logancopeland1821 3 роки тому +388

    My favorite part of every episode is the unspoken rule that when someone mentions the audio listeners, Ted never fails to say “love ya to death”
    Also the Charlie eating vegetables bit

  • @clarissahirsch9690
    @clarissahirsch9690 3 роки тому +4219

    On this week's episode: Cum man, aspiring voice actor, guy with a slime fetish, and some other guy who spoke twice.

  • @beepk_
    @beepk_ 3 роки тому +4142

    Schlagg: Why would I start a podcast with 2 people who finished college
    Charlie: *_*e a t s r e d p e p p e r n e r v o u s l y*_*

    • @lonewolfinthetardis2640
      @lonewolfinthetardis2640 3 роки тому +42

      It's a fucking capsicum. Peppers are chilies, they're spicy. Capsicums aren't

    • @juliananelson3207
      @juliananelson3207 3 роки тому +31

      @@lonewolfinthetardis2640 it's a fucking joke, no need to get specific abt it

    • @henryfdc
      @henryfdc 3 роки тому +42

      NOO! YOU RUINED THE ONE JOKE THEY HAD! JUST LIKE SWAGGER

    • @lonewolfinthetardis2640
      @lonewolfinthetardis2640 3 роки тому +13

      @@juliananelson3207 *Grumbles in the rest of the world*

    • @juliananelson3207
      @juliananelson3207 3 роки тому +7

      @@lonewolfinthetardis2640 That response is funny but I'm really confused

  • @Orangienblue
    @Orangienblue 3 роки тому +286

    Anyone else noticed that Schlatt stopped talking like halfway through?

  • @madelynbachtle9172
    @madelynbachtle9172 3 роки тому +189

    Swagger: *talking about how hard oil painting is and rants about turpentine*
    Me, a painter who uses acrylic: There is another.

  • @nova5037
    @nova5037 3 роки тому +4869

    I love charlie's proudness in himself when he shows his painting
    He looks like he just wants the boys to put it on the fridge

    • @elisedobs
      @elisedobs 3 роки тому +145

      it literally made my heart smile! he looked so happy with himself!!

    • @alecblair11
      @alecblair11 3 роки тому +133

      it is a pretty fucking good painting though. i would hang it up even if I didn’t know Charlie painted it.

    • @papaya9209
      @papaya9209 3 роки тому +34

      @@alecblair11 "if i didn't know charlie painted it"

    • @sunsetskye483
      @sunsetskye483 3 роки тому +16

      It’s honestly so wholesome

    • @kaisy5826
      @kaisy5826 3 роки тому +22

      Schlatt is definitely the emotionally neglectful dad of the family

  • @tentativegazer
    @tentativegazer 3 роки тому +3563

    This is the perfect podcast to *EAT AN ENTIRE GROCERY STORE* to.

  • @connorv3334
    @connorv3334 3 роки тому +193

    "What idiot finishes college?"
    Wish I wasn't listening to this while writing for an 8am midterm right now

    • @connorjamesbrebner2548
      @connorjamesbrebner2548 3 роки тому

      Did it go well?

    • @nice-ne4io
      @nice-ne4io 3 роки тому

      how’s it going ?

    • @h3y_its_ray
      @h3y_its_ray 3 роки тому

      well was it good?

    • @Aeternus75
      @Aeternus75 2 роки тому +7

      *The professor didn’t enjoy it.* Connor V was never seen again, if anyone has any reports or information regarding this missing persons case please come forward.

    • @slimely9758
      @slimely9758 2 роки тому

      @@Aeternus75 conner v is still missing to this day

  • @Babewhat
    @Babewhat 3 роки тому +776

    Before Charlie eats asparagus, I have some fun facts about it!!(since my dad is deadly allergic to it and kinda obsessed with learning about it)!
    #1: asparagus is not actually a vegetable! It’s the worlds longest edible grass
    #2: it takes like 2 1/2 years to grow and harvest which is wack asf
    #3: it can grow like 10 inches in a day??
    #4: (this ones my personal favorite) ancient Roman’s fuckin loved asparagus. They made like, art about it
    #5: Asparagus can live for fuckin ever, like we’re talkin 20 years here. Like, longer than I’ve been alive. There’s a fucking grass somewhere that’s older than me, and probably has more of a will to live as well

  • @savior-
    @savior- 3 роки тому +1963

    Charlie: “we are happy you managed to make it man!”
    *takes a bite out of a whole fucking bell pepper*

    • @doju5505
      @doju5505 3 роки тому +12

      Next one is gonna be a celery stalk

    • @A_Toaster
      @A_Toaster 3 роки тому +10

      Y'all dont eat like 20 bell peppers in one sitting

    • @aniyilator
      @aniyilator 3 роки тому +1

      Don't knock it till you try it big man

  • @crestpro-healthscopetoothp
    @crestpro-healthscopetoothp 3 роки тому +6675

    It honestly doesn’t feel like number 6. This is a never ending podcast and it will forever be haunting us.

  • @ophiuranesque
    @ophiuranesque 3 роки тому +89

    introducing swaggersouls: *covers the man up with fanart*

  • @redactedfl3sh274
    @redactedfl3sh274 3 роки тому +192

    I fell asleep when this podcast was playing and I had a dream and throughout the whole dream I could hear all of them talking but the dream had nothing to do with the podcast, in the middle of the dream it became a nightmare and I could still hear them. It was terrifying

    • @zeusafoos1369
      @zeusafoos1369 3 роки тому +7

      That’s pretty viscus

    • @sarahmorris4575
      @sarahmorris4575 3 роки тому +7

      That once happened to me with Say No To This from Hamilton

    • @ace_of_space
      @ace_of_space 2 роки тому +4

      @@sarahmorris4575 that sounds hilarious but also terrifying

    • @sarahmorris4575
      @sarahmorris4575 2 роки тому +4

      @@ace_of_space it was, and at the time the song made me really uncomfortable (i kinda love it now, Maria’s voice is too good) so it was really awful 😭🤣

    • @DaveSmith-pc4ul
      @DaveSmith-pc4ul 4 місяці тому

      Bro something similar happened this morning all I can remember is that the part where they were talking about porn
      And vore was playing loudly from my phone in a store and I kept running because people were staring at me 😂

  • @abbyj6056
    @abbyj6056 3 роки тому +1919

    Wait shlatt isn’t wearing a hat, and it’s a bit unsettling

  • @ChocolateMilkmanTrue
    @ChocolateMilkmanTrue 3 роки тому +2182

    Episode 1: schlatt and Charlie become monke.
    Episode 2: ted becomes a criminal.
    Episode 3: charlie becomes a lizard.
    Episode 4: schlatt becomes a millionaire
    Episode 5: Schlatt goes to hell. (No not idaho)
    Episode 6: Swaggersouls shits and throws up

    • @nat9239
      @nat9239 3 роки тому +38

      I had to do a double take. Yes idaho is hell I'm from there I can confirm

    • @Nobody-707
      @Nobody-707 3 роки тому +14

      Thank you chocolate milkman

    • @JoeyChuckleberry
      @JoeyChuckleberry 3 роки тому +13

      i hope you update this comment every podcast

    • @ChocolateMilkmanTrue
      @ChocolateMilkmanTrue 3 роки тому +6

      @@JoeyChuckleberry I have been.

    • @itsismylife-jonbovi3305
      @itsismylife-jonbovi3305 3 роки тому +3

      Why us here in Idaho? Have you BEEN to Arizona?!

  • @wowiexist9875
    @wowiexist9875 3 роки тому +102

    How can anyone listen to this as an audio podcast lmao. I'm only 17 minutes in and already the boys are doing show and tell with painting and Ted's skateboard tricks.

  • @fennec1184
    @fennec1184 3 роки тому +169

    Is I just me or does schlatt look actually sad when he was talking about breaking the monkey lamps :(

  • @cyber_nuggets8302
    @cyber_nuggets8302 3 роки тому +2802

    Next time on Charlie's search history: "is it safe to eat asparagus raw"

    • @CloverMyst
      @CloverMyst 3 роки тому +62

      The answer is yes, but it doesn't taste very good-

    • @Some.username.idk.0
      @Some.username.idk.0 3 роки тому +90

      @@CloverMyst i don't think that's an obstacle for him

    • @adistantonion2202
      @adistantonion2202 3 роки тому +40

      @@CloverMyst It's like beets but the dirt has been pissed in

    • @CloverMyst
      @CloverMyst 3 роки тому +17

      @@adistantonion2202 not how I'd describe it but alright lmao

    • @adistantonion2202
      @adistantonion2202 3 роки тому +28

      @@CloverMyst Beets taste like dirt, asparagus tastes like piss dirt. Not much more to say

  • @maighenehrle6974
    @maighenehrle6974 3 роки тому +1249

    Biggest question:
    why is Ted wearing sneakers without socks.

    • @ChuckleSandwich
      @ChuckleSandwich  3 роки тому +965

      Socks that end before the ankle -Ted

    • @FejiVA
      @FejiVA 3 роки тому +271

      @@ChuckleSandwich Your a short sock wearer type of guy, my day is ruined.

    • @fezrtuest
      @fezrtuest 3 роки тому +127

      @@ChuckleSandwich youre wearing NO-SHOWS???? MY WEEK HAS BEEN RUINED

    • @CyanSkydeREAL
      @CyanSkydeREAL 3 роки тому +2

      @@ChuckleSandwich real dusing

    • @dexterthielhelm4342
      @dexterthielhelm4342 3 роки тому +84

      Truly disgusting that some “people” would do such a horrible thing
      Sorry, I just felt that this REALLY fit with the context

  • @phoenixkennedy3149
    @phoenixkennedy3149 2 роки тому +60

    Came back to watch Charlie eat his mood-indicating bell peppers

    • @avian1
      @avian1 2 роки тому +3

      Same

  • @DivineY2K
    @DivineY2K 3 роки тому +94

    I like how everytime Ted says a joke the way he says it makes it sound like a dad joke and everyone else goes silent

  • @elisedobs
    @elisedobs 3 роки тому +1479

    “only 6 inches I got are the ones I leave for jesus” - charlie slimecicle 2021.... words to live by

    • @americanmouthh
      @americanmouthh 3 роки тому +11

      Amen, brother!

    • @sneakymango7397
      @sneakymango7397 3 роки тому +7

      AMEN, PRAISE OUR LORD AND SAVIOR ✝️☦️✝️✝️

    • @frenchesckabubbles1952
      @frenchesckabubbles1952 3 роки тому +1

      @@sneakymango7397 AMEN!

    • @youromma3902
      @youromma3902 3 роки тому +1

      @@frenchesckabubbles1952 AMEN!

    • @ulexx6574
      @ulexx6574 3 роки тому +8

      JESUS NOT GONNA BE TOO HAPPY WHEN HE FINDS 6 INCHES IN HIM AM I RIGHT BOYS AMENNNN

  • @segtendoppcc4254
    @segtendoppcc4254 3 роки тому +3036

    So far this podcast series is just Schlatt being Schlatt, Charlie just being an extra, and everyone making fun of Ted.

    • @Ememby
      @Ememby 3 роки тому +102

      oh and then Ted fucking snaps and resets

    • @sunsetskye483
      @sunsetskye483 3 роки тому +14

      The balance has been restored

    • @LucasUTD17
      @LucasUTD17 3 роки тому +36

      Because Ted beat them years ago, he even hit schlatt with a bat

    • @miruhbelle
      @miruhbelle 3 роки тому +9

      LMFAO EVERYONE IS JUST ALWAYS DOGGING ON TED

    • @JoeyGirardin
      @JoeyGirardin 3 роки тому +7

      Funny thing is that Ted is probably the biggest and loudest guy there

  • @cryh_00
    @cryh_00 3 роки тому +93

    it is honestly devastating to us audio listeners to miss out on charlie eating random fruits/vegetables on each podcast

  • @cooperdavis8296
    @cooperdavis8296 3 роки тому +53

    I can't handle the idea of Charlie Slimecicle being an amazing artist

  • @DobroPitanje
    @DobroPitanje 3 роки тому +527

    1 minute into the podcast: Oh cool Swagger's here
    10 minutes into the podcast: fuck

  • @TheGardiner
    @TheGardiner 3 роки тому +906

    This is the perfect podcast to chat with your grandma about

    • @maddie4817
      @maddie4817 3 роки тому +28

      Me running to my grandma's house to chat with her about the chuckle sandwich podcast 🤸💨

    • @willwhitaker5789
      @willwhitaker5789 3 роки тому +17

      As i read this i was finishing talking to my grandma about the chuckles i gain from this podcast

    • @jona5398
      @jona5398 3 роки тому +25

      *digs up her corpse* Hi Granny it's me again! :D

    • @nickk4125
      @nickk4125 3 роки тому +7

      You chat with your grandmother about the chuckle sandwich podcast

    • @radiohosted
      @radiohosted 3 роки тому +8

      I have no grandma

  • @MrKrimson
    @MrKrimson 3 роки тому +67

    "Accidentally knocked it over"
    We all some him smash it into the floor right?

  • @froggychaos1397
    @froggychaos1397 3 роки тому +57

    by the end of the year we are going to need a compilation of charlie eating vegetables

  • @PooonkCat
    @PooonkCat 3 роки тому +476

    When I saw swagger's black cat, I realise they are all wearing black too...

    • @baileyiswise
      @baileyiswise 3 роки тому +19

      chuckle sandwich groupchat: "hey, what are you wearing for the podcast today?"

    • @PooonkCat
      @PooonkCat 3 роки тому +18

      @@baileyiswise swagger: lets wear black like my cat

    • @freebooterluckless
      @freebooterluckless 3 роки тому +2

      H.P. Lovecraft’s cat

  • @PearlescentAbyss
    @PearlescentAbyss 3 роки тому +329

    We all know the real reason schlatt left New York was to avoid the "heavens stairway incident"...

    • @e-tan3911
      @e-tan3911 3 роки тому +66

      What are you talking about? It's literally just a happy meal

    • @n8glo
      @n8glo 3 роки тому +24

      Bro? it's a Happy meal? why would schlatt leave?

    • @erincurrie1560
      @erincurrie1560 3 роки тому +5

      It’s just a happy meal?

    • @lepus9588
      @lepus9588 3 роки тому +11

      it’s just a happy meal in the backseat of a car? don’t really get it

    • @craig7415
      @craig7415 3 роки тому +2

      @@e-tan3911 exactly, who wants to eat that

  • @ThisIsAHandle456
    @ThisIsAHandle456 3 роки тому +63

    Oil painting is actually stupidly stressful because of the solvents. I use gamsol because it’s the least flammable and odorless but I still get a headache when using it. And you still have to dispose of it properly. Acrylic is a lot better if you want to use painting as a way to relax

    • @pippip2700
      @pippip2700 2 роки тому

      I’ve never gotten a headache from oil painting what kind are you using

  • @EPMTUNES
    @EPMTUNES 3 роки тому +132

    I like how schlatts constantly said he knocked it over while him throwing it on the ground was live streamed to thousands of people

    • @lucyx4039
      @lucyx4039 3 роки тому +1

      ik i was think that 😭😭

  • @zeroperator
    @zeroperator 3 роки тому +1043

    2 people who drop out of college: start a nation and build huge wall around it and tax their citizens
    2 people who went to college: live in a cave, one of them is illiterate

    • @moshpitfuneral
      @moshpitfuneral 3 роки тому +48

      College is a scam

    • @pohorex6834
      @pohorex6834 3 роки тому +4

      @@moshpitfuneral not really, it isn’t worth the amount it costs, but it isn’t a scam

    • @nothet
      @nothet 2 роки тому +4

      @@pohorex6834 so if it’s not worth the amount it costs currently, then they are scamming us out the money that isn’t needed for the relatively useless college degree

    • @pohorex6834
      @pohorex6834 2 роки тому +3

      @@nothet it isn’t a scam, as it delivers what’s promised. It’s like saying tickets to an amusement park are a scam, when they are simply really expensive. It isn’t worth it, but they are selling exactly what’s advertised. That is not a scam at all lmao. It is simply not worth what you pay, in our own opinion. A scam would be buying tickets to an amusement park, with brochures of 1000s of rides that are tall and epic and the only ride is a carosoul that barely works. They lied about the expectations, which is an active scam

    • @nothet
      @nothet 2 роки тому +2

      @@pohorex6834 College rarely delivers what is promised out of it lol, and the level of entrenchment it has in employment is thankfully slipping. College is a vestigial entity for the common man.

  • @crazwaz5770
    @crazwaz5770 3 роки тому +256

    This podcast simultaneously feels like it just started yesterday and that it's been coming out for a year.

  • @galaxyofreesesking2124
    @galaxyofreesesking2124 3 роки тому +47

    Swagger: "peed and camed and shidded irl"
    Charlie: "GIVE IT UP FOR SWAAGGGERRRR"

  • @bonepaste_3336
    @bonepaste_3336 3 роки тому +338

    “Their pronouns are like he/him, that kinda thing” *Swagger I have some news for you dude*

    • @bonepaste_3336
      @bonepaste_3336 3 роки тому +51

      This is lighthearted btw I don’t give a shit ab his stance on pronoun discourse 💀

    • @bonepaste_3336
      @bonepaste_3336 3 роки тому +9

      @k4rk4tt 1:15:23 !

    • @d_elle664
      @d_elle664 3 роки тому +88

      yea lol i never got why people say stuff like that as if they dont go by pronouns too. like regardless of your stance on the whole pronoun in bio kinda thing it just doesn't make sense💀

    • @dylanwatkins978
      @dylanwatkins978 3 роки тому +40

      @@d_elle664 yea pretty sure he understands them having a trans friend and all, my guess he was about to make a lighthearted joke about it and realized “oh shit, probably shouldn’t on this podcast”

    • @d_elle664
      @d_elle664 3 роки тому +60

      @@dylanwatkins978 in swaggers case yea probably, but i was also just speaking generally. there's tons of people on the internet that make fun of pronoun usage as a way to be transphobic not realizing that pronouns are just a very prominent part of language lol

  • @maddie-kj1jw
    @maddie-kj1jw 3 роки тому +840

    and on this episode of what the hell kinda veggie is charlie munching on...

  • @CourtneyThomas-nn8mg
    @CourtneyThomas-nn8mg 3 роки тому +555

    Schlatt: I broke all of them
    Schlatt: *actually breaking the monkey in an effort to prove he wasnt in love with Weston after buying him several maid outfits*

  • @platonymous_
    @platonymous_ 3 роки тому +47

    25:12 he was about to start talking about Carson before slime cut him off wasn’t he

  • @mireille7070
    @mireille7070 3 роки тому +42

    Swagger when he finds out his pronouns are he him

  • @user-bq9cw4fy8g
    @user-bq9cw4fy8g 3 роки тому +695

    everyone acts like the podcast is a train wreck but i genuinely really enjoy every episode

    • @bipolingdaco1607
      @bipolingdaco1607 3 роки тому +9

      Self deprecating humor.

    • @lunaii_-6348
      @lunaii_-6348 3 роки тому +5

      and that’s why we love it lol

    • @comradeorwell
      @comradeorwell 3 роки тому +2

      @@lunaii_-6348 a twenty one pilots ref for name .. on the chuckle sandwich podcast .. who also plays destiny. i want to be your friend, lol.

    • @lunaii_-6348
      @lunaii_-6348 3 роки тому +1

      @@comradeorwell let’s be friends then lmao what do you play on? I’m on PS4 mainly, but cross play comes next season!

    • @comradeorwell
      @comradeorwell 3 роки тому +1

      @@lunaii_-6348 ps4, my gamertag is ComradeOrwell!

  • @LittleArto
    @LittleArto 3 роки тому +497

    Note for swaggers:
    Helmets and mail were worn with a coif to protect to hair from getting caught and to prevent chafing
    There’s many retailers online where you can purchase custom made armor. There’s a Russian channel I know of that records making armor and has an online shop. Could probably commission a custom helmet from him

  • @MrKrimson
    @MrKrimson 3 роки тому +85

    take a shot everytime they cut to schlatt this episode
    (all jokes, hope he's doing well)

  • @ericaisepic5695
    @ericaisepic5695 3 роки тому +196

    You can tell they live in america because of how long they took to answer the 10 12 year olds vs 1 average male adult.... in the uk your answer is INSTANT. the 12 year olds would win. The 12 year olds are road men

    • @that1guy324
      @that1guy324 3 роки тому +7

      Us citizen here: How do 12-year-olds in the Uk differ from the Us and what makes them so terrifying lol.

    • @ericaisepic5695
      @ericaisepic5695 3 роки тому +14

      @@that1guy324 in the rough parts of the uk all of the kids are roadmen from birth so you get into alot of fights n they try to start shit. They've started learning from all the older ones now lmao. Pretty much get threatened to be shanked (stabbed) on he daily

    • @fawnsinclair8039
      @fawnsinclair8039 3 роки тому

      This is so accurate, 12 year olds in the US are so gross and weak

    • @automated5167
      @automated5167 2 роки тому

      @@ericaisepic5695 even so, couldn't you just disarm them or just fucking bash their head in. they are 12 they aren't ready to take a life threatening is way easier.

    • @automated5167
      @automated5167 2 роки тому

      @@ericaisepic5695 and before you say anything about them stabbing you. im assuming that if they can be armed so can I. I always carry a pocket knife which is long enough to hit their vital organs

  • @bluediamondeyes888
    @bluediamondeyes888 3 роки тому +71

    Swagger getting scolded for mentioning the bell pepper and then apologizing was so cute LMAO

  • @alistersinclair4600
    @alistersinclair4600 3 роки тому +290

    Ted's going on about it being unfair that he's the villain, but it's difficult for everyone to _not_ treat him like a villain after it was revealed what he did in Kuwait in January 1991

    • @Ethan-cp4rh
      @Ethan-cp4rh 3 роки тому +43

      Thank god Schlatt H. W. Bush was there to stop him!

    • @urchinscurvy2049
      @urchinscurvy2049 3 роки тому +13

      But what about what schlatt did in the nineties

    • @ananta8514
      @ananta8514 3 роки тому +10

      @@urchinscurvy2049 it was never proven to be the steel toed killer

    • @redmist6630
      @redmist6630 3 роки тому

      I mean he said get the largest 2 by 4, there’s only one fucking 2 by 4 lol

  • @audreyh8718
    @audreyh8718 3 роки тому +47

    this episode was a fever dream

  • @yikesitsconnor
    @yikesitsconnor 3 роки тому +81

    Full disclosure: I've never really liked Swagger and so I've been putting off listening to this episode. But after listening, I'm glad I did. Hes super chill and his voice is amazing.

    • @trashyhobo4957
      @trashyhobo4957 3 роки тому +6

      You seem like the type that wouldn't like swagger

    • @zeusafoos1369
      @zeusafoos1369 3 роки тому +4

      @@tynj4173 good for you

  • @ethanlambert996
    @ethanlambert996 3 роки тому +351

    My tummy has the rumblies that only Chuckle Sandwich can satisfy

  • @aussietown69
    @aussietown69 3 роки тому +507

    The 6 people that disliked this are audio listeners

    • @papayadoodlez9994
      @papayadoodlez9994 3 роки тому +15

      Its fucking impossible to be an audio listener

    • @misocompilations1044
      @misocompilations1044 3 роки тому +5

      @@papayadoodlez9994 nah man, you can find it on the apple podcast app

    • @Cosmicityy3
      @Cosmicityy3 3 роки тому +6

      It’s on Spotify

    • @ellerenee14
      @ellerenee14 3 роки тому

      @@papayadoodlez9994 r/wooooosh

    • @milesdaniels5852
      @milesdaniels5852 3 роки тому +2

      stfu i’m offended, the ONE VIDEO I WATCH... THE ONERERTDWWED

  • @kumma667
    @kumma667 3 роки тому +32

    everytime i open this podcast i prepare myself mentally to see charlie eat a whole vegetable but i'm never ready, and it hit me so much

  • @ImpossibleEvan
    @ImpossibleEvan 8 місяців тому +3

    1:03:00 I had severe dehydration once, I decided to just go to bed and hope I didn't die. The thing about is your brain forgets by the time you wake up so I ate and drank at the same time by eating a bowl of cereal. And that's how cereal saved my life.

  • @therapysession4284
    @therapysession4284 3 роки тому +284

    Everyone: 😂😄✨
    Schlatt: I watch men.
    Charlie: 😀
    Ted: 😀
    Swagger: 👁 👁

  • @unprofessionalvideos
    @unprofessionalvideos 3 роки тому +7

    God, when Ted screams "Shut the fuck up!" I lost my shit. I watched that part several times.

  • @elliottl2454
    @elliottl2454 3 роки тому +47

    Get you someone who looks at you like Schlatt looks at Swagger holding a monkey lamp

  • @ashsteren
    @ashsteren 3 роки тому +16

    "Who actually finishes college"
    Charlie: *nervously eats red bell pepper*

  • @kategreeley2203
    @kategreeley2203 3 роки тому +201

    I see the pain in Charlie’s face every time he takes a bite of a vegetable

  • @tacotrashh
    @tacotrashh 3 роки тому +195

    i like how schlatt just stopped talking for a little bit and was just genuinely listening to the rest of them speak like a podcast viewer

  • @primedecanus5301
    @primedecanus5301 2 роки тому +19

    Looking back on this now knowing the meaning of Charlie's peppers makes it even funnier that he didn't tell anyone about it before hand.

  • @gdefuykjds
    @gdefuykjds 2 роки тому +11

    this is way funnier now that i know charlie was eating the red peppers only when he wanted the conversation to stop and the green ones when he was feeling comfortable

  • @Tryonic
    @Tryonic 3 роки тому +282

    “the 12 year olds will fucking kill a man.”
    this is my favorite quote from the podcast and this will never change.

  • @pr1nc3yy
    @pr1nc3yy 3 роки тому +274

    The panic on Ted and Charlie's face when they were talking about degrees-

  • @brassmonkey8098
    @brassmonkey8098 3 роки тому +27

    I was listening on spotify but the second I heard that swaggers cat was on i had to get on youtube

  • @Kazamaterasu
    @Kazamaterasu 3 роки тому +29

    Not to bully schlatt but 14:06 has me in hysterics- why the fuck are u walking like that

  • @clairehughes2895
    @clairehughes2895 3 роки тому +87

    The moment the monkey lamp appeared I almost expected them to start going: *WHOOP WOOO WOOO WOOO BLEH WOO-*

  • @bumgy1686
    @bumgy1686 3 роки тому +107

    Charlie: *crunches into a pepper (quite miserably)*
    Swagger: W-what was that? what was that noise?

  • @brian.phillips1985
    @brian.phillips1985 3 роки тому +66

    Swagger gets on the podcast and suddenly it's the most sexual episode.

  • @camillequeen111
    @camillequeen111 Рік тому +4

    This episode is so much better after you learn that the color pepper charlie eats corresponds to how he is feeling about the convo

  • @jesssoro
    @jesssoro 3 роки тому +145

    mhm “accidentally broke the money lamp” we know what happened schlatt.

    • @peterberdeen217
      @peterberdeen217 3 роки тому +2

      i saw that show

    • @nobye8439
      @nobye8439 3 роки тому

      I don't TvT im under a rockkk

    • @katelynvallejo7351
      @katelynvallejo7351 3 роки тому +3

      @@nobye8439 he broke it to prove he wasn't in love with Weston on Andrea's Love or Host

  • @kyowell4798
    @kyowell4798 3 роки тому +553

    I’m just making crumpets and tea while listening to everyone’s porn references. What a great way to start my morning 😌☕️

    • @daisyjoy242
      @daisyjoy242 3 роки тому +1

      Yep

    • @ham1847
      @ham1847 3 роки тому +15

      Crumpets while I salute Great Britain and get a drink of wa’ah

    • @velle.violet
      @velle.violet 3 роки тому +6

      @@ham1847 bri'in

    • @mold3314
      @mold3314 3 роки тому +3

      Assuming you're British, this came out at 6pm. This is very much not morning.

    • @okjustdont6713
      @okjustdont6713 3 роки тому +5

      @@mold3314 Corona hits hard don't judge

  • @fluffy_bees_9136
    @fluffy_bees_9136 3 роки тому +24

    The one episode that I don’t use headphones...... ONE GODDAMN TIME

  • @immortal_shrooms6757
    @immortal_shrooms6757 3 роки тому +26

    swaggers hasnt encountered any stinging insects in australia, YET

  • @zhadowmoon5811
    @zhadowmoon5811 3 роки тому +153

    This is the only podcast I can watch without falling a sleep or getting bored.

  • @extremistgarchomp4950
    @extremistgarchomp4950 3 роки тому +174

    I see that the episode is slightly longer, and I hope this continues as a trend so we get more sammy time per week.

    • @doggo579
      @doggo579 3 роки тому +6

      I think it was just longer because they had swagger in the episode

    • @whenthebughits9356
      @whenthebughits9356 3 роки тому

      so by this rule, the podcast would be like 10 hours long eventually

    • @extremistgarchomp4950
      @extremistgarchomp4950 3 роки тому

      @@whenthebughits9356 are you complaining?

    • @whenthebughits9356
      @whenthebughits9356 3 роки тому

      @@extremistgarchomp4950 not necessarily, just slightly concerned about their well-being and how many vegetables charlie would need

    • @Hannah-cb6os
      @Hannah-cb6os 3 роки тому

      SAMMY TIME

  • @moonsalibi
    @moonsalibi 3 роки тому +24

    swaggersouls really has a way of pulling the direction of conversation huh

  • @TheAWE50MEMAN
    @TheAWE50MEMAN 2 роки тому +33

    Pay attention to the peppers Charlie eats, they indicate how he's feeling in the moment.
    Green: He's having a good time.
    Yellow: Kinda meh.
    Red: Uncomfortable/wants to move on.

  • @waterdeepbones5996
    @waterdeepbones5996 3 роки тому +99

    This is the perfect podcast to read my Warrior Cats fanfic to.

  • @wyattortman
    @wyattortman 3 роки тому +240

    This podcast it’s perfect to chuckle at and eat a sandwich to.

    • @k_benicool
      @k_benicool 3 роки тому +10

      This podcast made me chuckle and now I want a sandwich.

  • @dmwalter9004
    @dmwalter9004 2 роки тому +6

    i loved how there was a 5 minute section talking about how good swagger is with his voice, where schlatt didnt say a word and didnt appear on camera, only to join in and say “ hes good with his mouth” and nothing else about the subject.

  • @spacemidget4924
    @spacemidget4924 3 роки тому +13

    Charle: bites pepper. Swagger:what was that noise?repeatedly Schlatt: talks over him. 6:25