Our Cursed Childhood Memories - Chuckle Sandwich EP. 20

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  • Опубліковано 19 чер 2021
  • On this podcast the boys discuss our cursed childhood memories, the funny and the strange.
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    Edited by Scott: / scottposts
    Musical Intro: / @ovalmusic
    Chuckle Sandwich is a podcast hosted by Ted Nivison, Charlie Slimecicle and jschlatt where they talk about whatever the hell they want, they'll be bringing guests on in the future, but I suppose we really haven't figured out what this is yet. Maybe stick around and find out.
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  • @favoritepuppy7399
    @favoritepuppy7399 3 роки тому +10503

    do not let Ted lie to you. I wasn't 'dropped into the lake. He drowned me.

    • @benadryl_addict
      @benadryl_addict 3 роки тому +1168

      least favorite puppy

    • @paigey-poo4235
      @paigey-poo4235 3 роки тому +1076

      God works fast but meme accounts work faster

    • @juandi1013
      @juandi1013 3 роки тому +89

      @ChuckleSandwich

    • @mrmoony9240
      @mrmoony9240 3 роки тому +313

      Damn, dude. That's pretty least favorite puppy.

    • @cborles
      @cborles 3 роки тому +132

      favorite puppy I’m ur biggest fan

  • @johnvideogames4534
    @johnvideogames4534 3 роки тому +3905

    Schlatt: "I was a normal child"
    You grew up in New York.

    • @rumpyjansfield4515
      @rumpyjansfield4515 3 роки тому +63

      what are u saying ab new yakas?

    • @noex8148
      @noex8148 3 роки тому +129

      @@rumpyjansfield4515 who the fuck calls New Yorkers "new yakas"

    • @killapeopola3125
      @killapeopola3125 3 роки тому +193

      @@noex8148 yaka has some fucking slur energy

    • @ARandomEliatrope
      @ARandomEliatrope 3 роки тому +29

      @@killapeopola3125 it do lmfaoo

    • @collinmurphy107
      @collinmurphy107 3 роки тому +74

      "I stood in the corner for 5 to 10 minutes every day"

  • @anaccount4354
    @anaccount4354 3 роки тому +2172

    Just now realizing that Charlie said, "Now that's favorite puppy", during the sponsor read, when none of us fucking got it yet.

  • @Nathaniel-qo5nd
    @Nathaniel-qo5nd 3 роки тому +3230

    Things we learned this episode: Ted is a sociopath (pending), Charlie is a prisoner in his own mind, and Schlatt likes to lay fat logs in the corner

  • @haydenb4235
    @haydenb4235 3 роки тому +3900

    Schlatt: Jokes about being a murderer
    Ted: Actual murderer

  • @venusianbasil
    @venusianbasil 3 роки тому +3018

    when are they gonna do an episode where they eat sandwiches

    • @deligeorgieva8535
      @deligeorgieva8535 3 роки тому +131

      this is literally what the podcast is about we get robbed every week

    • @luanidot
      @luanidot 3 роки тому +94

      While also chuckling

    • @misteriousgamr
      @misteriousgamr 3 роки тому +24

      Slimecicle technically did that...but the eating part

    • @thatcat1391
      @thatcat1391 3 роки тому +12

      They have to make the sandwich during the duration of the episode

    • @stejoi_thedokk5208
      @stejoi_thedokk5208 3 роки тому +17

      Now that is a favorite puppy idea

  • @jeezmutz1759
    @jeezmutz1759 3 роки тому +1603

    "You guys ever have nightmares where you try to lucid dream, but the thing chasing you is just like *"Uh Uh Uhh"*
    Are we really just gonna brush past that because that's fucking horrifying.

    • @shrilleth
      @shrilleth 3 роки тому +171

      dude, I would shit myself. It's like in the TV shows where the main character is in a dungeon and the villain enters with his bodyguards, and the main character is like "you're not gonna get away with this" and does like, the hand motions to use his powers, but then nothing happens, and he looks at his hands confused, and tries to do it again, and then the big bad is like "hahaha you fucking idiot"

    • @weefle2034
      @weefle2034 3 роки тому +64

      I read this as charlie fucking said it. Get out of my head

    • @realperson9104
      @realperson9104 3 роки тому +67

      Those dreams are least favorite puppy

    • @neomawzz
      @neomawzz 3 роки тому +20

      Lol that’s happened to me, waking up from those is hell

    • @rassar7178
      @rassar7178 2 роки тому +31

      Legit dude that is fuckin scary as shit it’s so like being trapped in torture and they know it’s all a part they play in your mind but the now is what matters and they just wanna hurt you. Honestly scary. My bud Matteo told me he heard a rumour that if you have a nightmare, you can blink ten times and you’ll wake up. He had a nightmare where he was being chased by demons and they pinned him and held his eyes open while they killed him. We were around ten.

  • @MopishfoolVids
    @MopishfoolVids 3 роки тому +943

    It’s so nice when they, especially Schlatt, break character and just have a genuinely funny and entertaining conversation. That’s very favorite puppy.

    • @siberiasian
      @siberiasian 2 роки тому +34

      I love how you wrote "especially Schlatt"

    • @justasmltwngir1732
      @justasmltwngir1732 2 роки тому +61

      @@siberiasian I mean, it’s true. With a guy that does straightfaced bits that often paint him to be unlikeable, it’s nice to see the real dude

    • @asheronthehoise4813
      @asheronthehoise4813 6 місяців тому +2

      yeah it's like the video he made when he went back to his old house for his grandma's funeral, he gets genuine sometimes and it's very nice

  • @sliceofham2063
    @sliceofham2063 3 роки тому +2602

    I had a dream when Garfield ( human sized ) killed my whole family with a knife. And I was scared of Garfield for like 5 years, least favorite puppy.

  • @nicholaswinkler7085
    @nicholaswinkler7085 3 роки тому +2537

    I genuinely can’t tell if Charlie hates children or not.

    • @antoine5497
      @antoine5497 3 роки тому +169

      He would probably eat one... Not sure if that helped tho...

    • @hotcofi2969
      @hotcofi2969 3 роки тому +169

      He's either gonna be a great dad, or never a dad.

    • @felix9678
      @felix9678 3 роки тому +152

      @@hotcofi2969 Charlie would either be a great dad, or he would stab his kid to see if would split like a slime in Minecraft

    • @hotcofi2969
      @hotcofi2969 3 роки тому +43

      @@felix9678 and it would!

    • @felix9678
      @felix9678 3 роки тому +8

      @@hotcofi2969 yessss

  • @thesillygoosemuffin3940
    @thesillygoosemuffin3940 3 роки тому +257

    Pokémon: The animal is in a ball.
    Bakugan: The animal IS the ball.
    Beyblade: Literally just a spinning top.
    Yugioh: Is actually a card game.

  • @CaseyShontz
    @CaseyShontz 3 роки тому +231

    26:11 does Ted not realize his mom probably just bought him another one and put it in the mail to make him think it was his…

    • @user-fq5sr8vz8z
      @user-fq5sr8vz8z Рік тому +16

      I thought the exact same thing 😂

    • @teathesilkwing7616
      @teathesilkwing7616 9 місяців тому +11

      Actually, its not unreasonable. The stuffed animal was likely to wash onto shore if it was buoyant enough, so someone seeing the poster and the stuffed animal and putting two and two together didn’t impossible. His mom did prob just get a new one tho

  • @frame9964
    @frame9964 3 роки тому +2996

    schlatt being a battle brawlers kid makes so much sense

  • @mariromantics
    @mariromantics 3 роки тому +828

    ted has a child and makes it “favourite child”

    • @TheEpicNeb
      @TheEpicNeb 3 роки тому +28

      Then Jschlatt calls it favorite puppy

    • @des6247
      @des6247 3 роки тому +11

      What does he do with his second child-

    • @blake3182
      @blake3182 3 роки тому +41

      @@des6247 least favourite child

    • @ZainIsInPain
      @ZainIsInPain 3 роки тому +2

      @@blake3182 swap it

    • @randomguy7766
      @randomguy7766 3 роки тому

      Oh no

  • @somesadbi
    @somesadbi 3 роки тому +236

    As a kid, I had daily sleep paralysis about swiper the fox (the character from dora) breaking into the house that I lived in and threatening to kill my mum and sister before he would either cause a tornado to hit our house, or gut me. Weird to explain, but yeah, least favourite puppy.

    • @alienblade2005
      @alienblade2005 3 роки тому +25

      When I was a kid I had similar night terrors, but it was just weird shadow demons skinning me alive. Least favorite puppy, they lied you can feel pain in dreams

    • @tren4_
      @tren4_ 3 роки тому +7

      @@alienblade2005 Got stabbed in dreams last few nights. Did hurt.

    • @tren4_
      @tren4_ 3 роки тому +7

      Foxes terrified me when i was younger until I realised they are small and also there are zero in my country.

    • @gray9606
      @gray9606 Рік тому +1

      What mental disorder causes this bc oh my god (/hj idk if you have a condition)

    • @cf8979
      @cf8979 Рік тому

      Holy shit i had them about like a giant swiper the fox stomping past my house

  • @leviaba4428
    @leviaba4428 3 роки тому +309

    you know instead of the audience being “chucklers” they should be “favourite puppies”

    • @decagonibuswastaken7503
      @decagonibuswastaken7503 3 роки тому +14

      Video viewers are pretty least favourite puppy.

    • @fries5849
      @fries5849 2 роки тому +10

      @@decagonibuswastaken7503 audio listeners are favorite puppy

  • @iandocherty9404
    @iandocherty9404 3 роки тому +2770

    Slimes relationship with his dreams completely explains his personality and humor.

    • @Booleanaal
      @Booleanaal 3 роки тому +22

      i was thinking the exact same thing

    • @dmtequestrian1381
      @dmtequestrian1381 3 роки тому +4

      It does-

    • @arirejtman
      @arirejtman 2 роки тому +5

      Slime’s. There is only one “Slime Sickle”.

    • @Depressoclinical
      @Depressoclinical 2 роки тому +1

      I think it’s probably correlation and not causation

  • @trentonvideofan
    @trentonvideofan 3 роки тому +1357

    A tee shirt that says “favorite puppy” overlayed on schlatt’s screensaver

  • @grassorsomething4810
    @grassorsomething4810 3 роки тому +244

    When Charlie was talking about how his dreams mock him I'm just imagining a T-Rex that was chasing him stop chasing him and start wagging his finger

    • @jaylee6083
      @jaylee6083 3 роки тому +7

      T-Rex: Haha Fack You >:)

    • @eris6197
      @eris6197 6 місяців тому

      WAIT HE NEVER SPECIFIED THAT!? I’ve watched this like 5 times or more now and that’s what I’ve thought of EVERY TIME

  • @sophiadoesntgetit2261
    @sophiadoesntgetit2261 3 роки тому +84

    21:30 for the favourite puppy bit, just incase you enjoy listening to the story on repeat

  • @stoffystofstofberg
    @stoffystofstofberg 3 роки тому +6415

    This podcast is pretty favorite puppy, not gonna lie.

    • @zail538
      @zail538 3 роки тому +225

      I read this before that part and I was so confused.

    • @kalebcorona2268
      @kalebcorona2268 3 роки тому +85

      I almost fell off of my wall when I read this

    • @GruesomeUntitledYale
      @GruesomeUntitledYale 3 роки тому +34

      My head hurts
      Edit: Nvm I get it now lol

    • @kamalotalot1204
      @kamalotalot1204 3 роки тому +45

      Ngl, chuckle sandwich’s competitors are highkey… least favorite puppy

    • @ivyum6976
      @ivyum6976 3 роки тому +7

      @@zail538 same lmao

  • @madi8349
    @madi8349 3 роки тому +3656

    This is the perfect podcast to listen to while enjoying a beverage of thick water

    • @5252coolguy
      @5252coolguy 3 роки тому +130

      I prefer thick Gatorade personally

    • @dooriscool3413
      @dooriscool3413 3 роки тому +110

      @@5252coolguy especially with some bitchdust mixed in

    • @hamster_04.7
      @hamster_04.7 3 роки тому +32

      Preferably thick Gatorade

    • @joytaime6890
      @joytaime6890 3 роки тому +25

      @@Bolasnegras ive tried it before, very helpful! a great phone number to call

    • @Bardigrade
      @Bardigrade 3 роки тому +16

      I prefer oil

  • @i4willbyers855
    @i4willbyers855 3 роки тому +315

    “Children are monsters! Stop having kids!” i stand by that Charlie

  • @Carmen-oz3fx
    @Carmen-oz3fx 3 роки тому +618

    Schlatt: “I was a normal child.”
    You would rather be a lizard than a woman.
    But as a woman, I would also rather be a lizard.

    • @ofresco2
      @ofresco2 3 роки тому +37

      everyone wants to be a lizard

    • @youknowthemandrill
      @youknowthemandrill 3 роки тому +15

      LIZARDS DON'T VAGINA BLEED

    • @proudgirlkisser
      @proudgirlkisser 2 роки тому +5

      @@youknowthemandrill please just say period... 💀

    • @osmanthus6424
      @osmanthus6424 2 роки тому +1

      TRUE THO

    • @BuzzGoober2329
      @BuzzGoober2329 2 роки тому

      Amen brotha fuck being a women I wanna be a lizard and shit

  • @millionsaturn44
    @millionsaturn44 3 роки тому +1281

    I’m genuinely surprised no one’s talking about how Schlatt just gave the origins of the cosmic brownie saga. I’ve seen people in schlatt’s Twitter threads threatening him with photos of cosmic brownies and him reacting violently, but I’ve always thought it was some ludicrous bit until now.

    • @pembe116
      @pembe116 3 роки тому +20

      can you timestamp please

    • @millionsaturn44
      @millionsaturn44 3 роки тому +159

      @@pembe116 43:09 . Sorry for not timestamping, that was very least favorite puppy of me

    • @pembe116
      @pembe116 3 роки тому +114

      @@millionsaturn44 no no youre pretty favourite puppy thanks for timestamp

    • @millionsaturn44
      @millionsaturn44 3 роки тому +61

      @@pembe116 no problemo, and right back at ya. Everyone in the Chuckle Sammy community is favorite puppy (:

    • @pembe116
      @pembe116 3 роки тому +12

      @@millionsaturn44 absolutely agreed!!

  • @Thibbs-vp6gm
    @Thibbs-vp6gm 3 роки тому +682

    Schlatt and Charlie singing the bakugan theme song with all of their heart is not something I knew I needed but god am I glad I got it

    • @muis9202
      @muis9202 3 роки тому +18

      i used to open bakugans by throwing them on the floor for some reason it always worked

    • @yakimewoof8978
      @yakimewoof8978 3 роки тому +1

      Timestamp?

    • @Thibbs-vp6gm
      @Thibbs-vp6gm 3 роки тому +8

      @@yakimewoof8978 4:22

    • @sam3h3av3n
      @sam3h3av3n 3 роки тому +8

      I'm sorry but the tøp pfp really threw me off by alot

    • @artsyebonyrose
      @artsyebonyrose 3 роки тому +1

      sameee i had fun singing along with them

  • @lampyridaephobia
    @lampyridaephobia 3 роки тому +145

    One of my worst dreams was where a bunch of “banana zombies” were attacking a McDonald’s play place at night, all of my family was dead, and my friends were the cucumber and the tomato from veggie tales. They eventually died and the dream ended as the banana zombies closed in on me while I was in the ball pit, defying the laws of physics as they phase through the ball pit walls and balls.

    • @treeposts4614
      @treeposts4614 2 роки тому +7

      what

    • @sophiawainscott7421
      @sophiawainscott7421 2 роки тому +2

      The whole phasing through walls thing always happens to me I swear

    • @matejkufa8652
      @matejkufa8652 2 роки тому +2

      Least favourite puppy

    • @pg14s
      @pg14s Рік тому

      Nice

    • @EllieBird-tu4sm
      @EllieBird-tu4sm 8 місяців тому

      Everything going through my head while reading this comment “ VeggieTaaalless VeggieTaaalless VeggieTaaalless VeggieTales.”

  • @silverstargaming20
    @silverstargaming20 2 роки тому +33

    I'm suddenly remembering when Schlatt said "uhsps" instead of pronouncing the letters in USPS and I was genuinely pissed about it for a day

    • @strangerr13
      @strangerr13 Рік тому

      I do that haha

    • @mik3yii
      @mik3yii 11 місяців тому

      when did he say that?

    • @silverstargaming20
      @silverstargaming20 11 місяців тому

      @mike-uu1ep Sorry man, I can't remember. He might have been doing it sarcastically, but I just remember him saying it like that.

  • @t1sd3d
    @t1sd3d 3 роки тому +2792

    Charlie dreams being aware of him trying to lucid dream sounds fucking terrifying

    • @gabbynique
      @gabbynique 3 роки тому +193

      that happens to me too-- it's honestly more irritating than terrifying LMAO like come on man let me do my thing

    • @tacolord8810
      @tacolord8810 3 роки тому +77

      Sometimes in my dreams there'll be something stupid like floating knives trying to stay me and when I try to imagine them away they'll like get closer or become more and it kinda reminded me of that

    • @thesillygoosemuffin3940
      @thesillygoosemuffin3940 3 роки тому +96

      I once had weird creatures “trap” me in my dream and I had to give them a bunch of corned beef in order to wake up. I was already in one of those dreams where you are grocery shopping, so I went to go find some corned beef. The store was huge and I couldn’t find any, so I tried to imagine a bunch of corned beef in front of me. The aliens didn’t let me do that and made me wander the store until I found some. Once I found all of the corned beef, the beings ate it and they exploded. The explosions woke me up. It was around 11:40 am.

    • @jerryistraumatized7459
      @jerryistraumatized7459 3 роки тому +49

      @@thesillygoosemuffin3940 is this the plot/lore to omega mart

    • @komicommu
      @komicommu 3 роки тому +7

      @@gabbynique same lmao it happens to be and it’s kinda annoying

  • @gweniverellewellyn
    @gweniverellewellyn 3 роки тому +333

    the fear with Schlatt going "no no" when thinking about a baby being born with full grown adult teeth is a little to much like he's seen it before

    • @kinmakin2180
      @kinmakin2180 3 роки тому +17

      its one of the things that happened before 1999

  • @TheAWE50MEMAN
    @TheAWE50MEMAN 2 роки тому +27

    I love how Charlie and Schlatt are singing and nerding out over Bakugan as Ted sits there looking like "What the hell is going on?".

  • @bigboybob9995
    @bigboybob9995 3 роки тому +23

    where tf are u guys, i want my weekly sandwich

  • @CasyCatastrophe
    @CasyCatastrophe 3 роки тому +390

    Don't worry Ted, I named my stuffed dragon "one thousand dollars"

  • @maskedmalarky8706
    @maskedmalarky8706 3 роки тому +293

    Ted don’t feel bad,I named my stuffed dog “pet”

    • @catkittycatcatkittycatcat9652
      @catkittycatcatkittycatcat9652 3 роки тому +8

      I named my first stuffed animal journey bc I thought I would have imaginary journeys with him, apparently entirely forgetting that I don't have imaginary journeys like that

    • @ralphy7196
      @ralphy7196 3 роки тому +11

      @@catkittycatcatkittycatcat9652 That is favourite puppy

    • @Trisb0i
      @Trisb0i 3 роки тому

      टॅऋन ओटफ

  • @ThatGuyCalledMyth9001
    @ThatGuyCalledMyth9001 2 роки тому +11

    The name "Favourite Puppy" reminds me of "Only Son," the name of the dog aquired by Dr. Doofenshmirtz's parents out of spite for their real son

  • @ExplorerValenis
    @ExplorerValenis 3 роки тому +60

    How Charlie described his childhood is extremely similar to mine, I have a couple memories from 7-9 years old but anything before that is just... gone. I get extremely disjointed dreams too, one was of a random dude and a penguin in the arctic looking for a necklace(?) and the water in front of them started freezing over and then I woke up. Growing up was a trip lmao.
    Edit: The lucid dreaming Charlie talks about is also familiar. It’s happened a few times where I am able to influence my dreams, but only if it’s a calm one.

  • @pluto1595
    @pluto1595 3 роки тому +1669

    I have a stutter . When I was a kid I had a little pink hippo stuffed animal . I couldn’t say ‘hippo’ without stuttering so I just literally named it ‘platypus’
    Edit : a lot of people in the comments seem to be confused . The letter P was easier for me to say than the letter H with my disability. If you are gonna make assumptions please at least do your research

    • @kavitaupadhyay9586
      @kavitaupadhyay9586 3 роки тому +110

      That sounds more badass

    • @juds_reads2684
      @juds_reads2684 3 роки тому +147

      You wanted to go for a name that wouldn't be difficult for a kid to say and you went with *platypus*

    • @george9371
      @george9371 3 роки тому +26

      genius

    • @zombieford
      @zombieford 3 роки тому +6

      fake comment inbound

    • @brittlebone00
      @brittlebone00 3 роки тому +16

      fucking genius

  • @dylanvonderhorst5900
    @dylanvonderhorst5900 3 роки тому +420

    The idea of me buying a favorite puppy T-shirt is concerning but also the most exciting thing I’ve heard today

  • @veegirl
    @veegirl 2 роки тому +45

    I completely relate to ted mispronouncing chaos on a personal level. I literally pronounced it the same exact way until my friends called me stupid.

  • @officersheeptart7279
    @officersheeptart7279 3 роки тому +33

    when schlatt (aka Jesus himself) said backugan... that shit unlocked a memory i forgot i had

  • @bruh-vo9ke
    @bruh-vo9ke 3 роки тому +325

    Charlie is wearing a different shirt
    *I repeat Charlie is wearing a different shirt*

    • @VanishedGull4
      @VanishedGull4 3 роки тому +31

      Alert the authorities immediately.

    • @luanidot
      @luanidot 3 роки тому +32

      This is almost like moist critikal wearing a black shirt

    • @petrolcarcya
      @petrolcarcya 3 роки тому +6

      What about when he wore all the shirts in his monster hunter video
      Now that was truly a catastrophe

    • @rigidjellyfish
      @rigidjellyfish 3 роки тому +4

      He evolved

    • @justalula7151
      @justalula7151 3 роки тому +1

      @@petrolcarcya well that was when they were in their horror podcast arc so it doesn't really count I guess

  • @TTVArgusGuy
    @TTVArgusGuy 3 роки тому +558

    “Favorite Puppy” sounds like something out of petscop

  • @Drakonical
    @Drakonical 2 роки тому +28

    When Schlatt and Slimecicle started doing a duet of the Bakugan opening I died and risked laughing audibly during a college meeting.

  • @caspardghost204
    @caspardghost204 3 роки тому +51

    I haven’t chuckled since this was posted, the people need episode 21

    • @callmeeryx7539
      @callmeeryx7539 3 роки тому

      right like where is it we have been jipped of TWO podcasts

  • @selkiedraws
    @selkiedraws 3 роки тому +953

    Charlies explanation on how his memories work is exactly how mine are as well. I don’t know if my early memories are real or if my brain is just picking stuff from the past to patch in.

    • @charlietheranga1026
      @charlietheranga1026 3 роки тому +39

      I dreamt up an entire section of my life. There was a house, my siblings, and even somewhat of a town. It never happened

    • @selkiedraws
      @selkiedraws 3 роки тому +20

      @@charlietheranga1026 wow, that’s impressive honestly. Brains are strange.

    • @charlietheranga1026
      @charlietheranga1026 3 роки тому +23

      @@selkiedraws Indeed they are. And just to clarify, I dreamt up the house and surrounding part of town, but it had my actual siblings. My two older ones atleast, not my younger brother. Strange

    • @selkiedraws
      @selkiedraws 3 роки тому +13

      @@charlietheranga1026 huh, weird your subconscious mind didn’t include your younger sibling. Either way, that’s crazy!!

    • @confused_lost_introvert1725
      @confused_lost_introvert1725 3 роки тому +18

      honelsty I don’t trust myself at one point cause I’ll be telling a story and people around me are just “that never happened” but it’s so vivid that I’m like “for sure this happened”, idk if it’s stories people tell me and my brain imagining/ visualizing the story, or if it’s an actual memory of mine

  • @gencarlozo8018
    @gencarlozo8018 3 роки тому +219

    the fact that Schlatt and Charlie were a little off on the Bakugan intro was so funny omg

    • @jonbalderh
      @jonbalderh 3 роки тому +9

      Discord delay did em so dirty lmao

  • @muddhopkins
    @muddhopkins 3 роки тому +12

    No new podcast episodes isn't very favorite puppy

  • @narc_potato7851
    @narc_potato7851 3 роки тому +17

    NOT UPLOADING IS LEAST FAVORITE PUPPY >:l /lh

  • @20moneyz
    @20moneyz 3 роки тому +421

    The worst part is that it’s not called Dunkin’ Donuts anymore, it’s just dunkin

  • @gr8cescale
    @gr8cescale 3 роки тому +1403

    "I'm living in the now and some day I will *DIE."* - Charles V. Slimecicle, 2021

    • @birdthenerd2163
      @birdthenerd2163 3 роки тому +14

      V?

    • @gr8cescale
      @gr8cescale 3 роки тому +74

      @@birdthenerd2163 Stands for Viscous

    • @bixum
      @bixum 3 роки тому +27

      @@gr8cescale thought it was for Vermont lmao

    • @micro11.
      @micro11. 3 роки тому +4

      @@gr8cescale i fucking knew that viscous man

  • @BB-nr9uf
    @BB-nr9uf 3 роки тому +56

    when is the next chuckle podcast my guys? Did Charlie run out of vegetables to eat for the next episode? Cause I need my sandwich to fill my nutritional content requirements.

  • @sewerman9774
    @sewerman9774 3 роки тому +9

    Every week the uploads get later and later

  • @colefort5436
    @colefort5436 3 роки тому +369

    Ted’s parents going out and buying him an exact replica of favorite puppy to make him happy:
    Ted: it miraculously appeared!

    • @benadryl_addict
      @benadryl_addict 3 роки тому +17

      they slit it's throat to make it more accurate

    • @rileyanderson5907
      @rileyanderson5907 3 роки тому +2

      @@benadryl_addict oh god ... 🔪 🐶 🩸

  • @xxcoolkid69xx67
    @xxcoolkid69xx67 3 роки тому +130

    I had a dream where I was in school, and I realized I was dreaming because I checked the time on my phone and it was nonsense, and I told my friend that this was my dream and he said "really?" and then he stabbed through my hand with a pencil and said "oh wow you are in a dream you didn't even flinch" and that really was a bruh moment.

    • @voomity
      @voomity 3 роки тому +18

      Would you say it was a least favorite puppy moment

    • @xxcoolkid69xx67
      @xxcoolkid69xx67 3 роки тому +7

      @@voomity Absolutely

    • @raccspoons7549
      @raccspoons7549 3 роки тому +2

      I had a dream I was at school and then the fucking apocalypse or some shit happened and I woke up

    • @greason
      @greason 3 роки тому +1

      Gr8 way to find if u r dreaming, look at a sign or something with words or numbers and look away and look back, it will change or be nonesense cus the brain just makes up stuff lol

  • @lyingsauce3586
    @lyingsauce3586 2 роки тому +19

    I think me and Charlies brains work the same... Everything he said about dreams and memories was exactly how it goes for me

  • @deskeater4285
    @deskeater4285 3 роки тому +56

    I think we have all waited long enough, we need another episode.

    • @user-si4ty3kf5z
      @user-si4ty3kf5z 3 роки тому +1

      have they stopped?

    • @deskeater4285
      @deskeater4285 3 роки тому

      @@user-si4ty3kf5z I don’t know
      I hope not

    • @megan703
      @megan703 3 роки тому

      I'm pretty sure it's something to do with schlatt being arrested ( according to another comment).

    • @mik3yii
      @mik3yii 11 місяців тому

      @@megan703WHAT 😭

  • @RecklessHobo78
    @RecklessHobo78 3 роки тому +151

    Audio listen will now be referred to as the “favorite puppies”

  • @howisthismylife3003
    @howisthismylife3003 3 роки тому +533

    As kids, whenever my sisters hamster died, my mum replaced it without her realising. Ted's mum 100% bought a new favourite puppy and posted it to Ted.

    • @micro11.
      @micro11. 3 роки тому +15

      And he just doesnt realize?

    • @antekknapek4635
      @antekknapek4635 3 роки тому +1

      @@micro11. kids arę dumb

    • @thebigsad.0339
      @thebigsad.0339 3 роки тому +8

      @@antekknapek4635 he isn’t a kid tho?

    • @kara_2O13
      @kara_2O13 Рік тому +13

      Yeah I was like… Ted plz realize and he didn’t and neither did schlatt or Charlie 💀

    • @Gillion_x3
      @Gillion_x3 Рік тому +7

      ​@@kara_2O13I'm pretty sure shlatt and Charlie did but they didn't want to say anything to not break Ted's milk heart

  • @HoneyGallows
    @HoneyGallows 3 роки тому +8

    53:19 this has happened to me before. I had a dream where I woke up from the dream and got dressed for school, did my whole morning routine, walked to school, and sat down at my desk… only to wake up and realize that it was a dream. I was still in bed. And I was an hour late to class :’D

  • @aliyahc2530
    @aliyahc2530 3 роки тому +8

    IT'S BEEN 2 WEEKS POST PLEASEEE

  • @bununii814
    @bununii814 3 роки тому +2053

    in all honestly, this is probably my favourite podcast to date. it feels like a conversation you’d hear at a friends house over some snacks. that mix of anecdotal nostalgia with the comedic tone these guys put into the show is really nice to listen to. it makes you chuckle while making you think and reminisce. very real boys, thank you :)

    • @charlietheranga1026
      @charlietheranga1026 3 роки тому +78

      Ik. They're all such excellent hosts, it's impossible to have a favourite. It almost gives a cozy feeling. Favourite puppy, hands down

    • @feixou.
      @feixou. 3 роки тому +34

      they're the first podcast ove ever listened to as i don't like podcasts, but the humor in this and to skip this podcast is like walking past gold

    • @evanolmstead4587
      @evanolmstead4587 3 роки тому +8

      @@feixou. walking past comedy gold

    • @oliverhodges4869
      @oliverhodges4869 3 роки тому +5

      Amen bro

    • @mangomaster111
      @mangomaster111 2 роки тому +5

      This is favorite puppy, hopefully Ted doesn’t come ‘round and break our bones, since he does have a baseball bat at all times

  • @garfieldbrooks
    @garfieldbrooks 3 роки тому +83

    the best thing abt favorite puppy is how fucking funny schlatt finds it

    • @vberns
      @vberns 3 роки тому +5

      You mean your favorite puppy about favorite puppy

  • @hslt2208
    @hslt2208 3 роки тому +9

    We e no got the new sammy, don't we?

  • @Jasetyy
    @Jasetyy 3 роки тому +16

    I’m surprised they didn’t mention the fact that Moses canonically split the ocean with a beyblade.

  • @dantorts
    @dantorts 3 роки тому +439

    My first memory was my dad lifting me up and showing me a big pancake he was making me and me thinking "wow wouldn't it be cool if this pancake had a handprint in it?" and then slapping the raw, cooking batter and burning my hand.

  • @mk_the_maniac2091
    @mk_the_maniac2091 3 роки тому +707

    As a Dunkin’ barista, a coolata is not a breakfast slushee. It’s an overpriced regular slushee. And I can confirm people buy sandwiches more than they buy donuts

    • @4Isaac
      @4Isaac 3 роки тому +2

      how would you know how many sandwiches people get

    • @lucid2892
      @lucid2892 3 роки тому +18

      @@4Isaac inventory checks??

    • @4Isaac
      @4Isaac 3 роки тому +1

      @@lucid2892 but thats how many sandwiches they haven't bought. Think about it how do you check if they are gone

    • @lucid2892
      @lucid2892 3 роки тому +19

      @@4Isaac You know they know how much comes in each day right? Things are ordered accordingly to popularity in hopes to cater to their customers desires, so I should think they have an inkling of what is ordered the most of considering they'd need to order a lot more to sustain the demand for them. Also if they work at the register/in the kitchen would they not be able to deduce what customers often ask for most?

    • @4Isaac
      @4Isaac 3 роки тому +1

      @@lucid2892 but the sandwiches are gone how can they know

  • @Yhwachk
    @Yhwachk 3 роки тому +15

    Where the fuck is my podcast Ted

  • @Charismatter
    @Charismatter 3 роки тому +8

    56:16 is honestly really scary as a child, but really funny as an adult, having a nightmare creature saying “Nuh uh uh, not in this studio!” when you try to lucid dream

  • @flamingfury649
    @flamingfury649 3 роки тому +687

    Ted is definitely Dan
    Charlie is Mr hotshot himself so he's shun
    Schlatt however, he's a bit of a masquerade

    • @papayadoodlez9994
      @papayadoodlez9994 3 роки тому +9

      BAKUGAN!

    • @bastionmain3110
      @bastionmain3110 3 роки тому +9

      I knew he was secretly a women

    • @xandergreen9212
      @xandergreen9212 3 роки тому +3

      Schlatt is Marucho idk what y’all are talking about 💅 /j

    • @biggoofy
      @biggoofy 3 роки тому +2

      @@xandergreen9212 no Charlie is marucho

    • @xandergreen9212
      @xandergreen9212 3 роки тому +1

      @@biggoofy honestly you make a very good point 😂

  • @freeneck
    @freeneck 3 роки тому +596

    This is the perfect podcast to listen to when going to China.

    • @luanidot
      @luanidot 3 роки тому +20

      This is the perfect Podcast to listen too to be put under harsh dictatorship!

    • @carterhult8386
      @carterhult8386 3 роки тому +7

      Get me a dunk a chino from papa Mao

    • @dedidedi9132
      @dedidedi9132 3 роки тому +8

      say hi to john cena for me!

    • @shlibbersticky7634
      @shlibbersticky7634 3 роки тому +5

      Oh are you going to see Tiananmen Square two electric Boogaloo I heard the student protests are in full swing this year

    • @factsandlogic.8762
      @factsandlogic.8762 3 роки тому +2

      it’s also the perfect podcast to listen to when being told you will not be allowed to leave china.

  • @Mothkid_
    @Mothkid_ 3 роки тому +133

    I literally have a rat plushie called "communism" and a cat plushie called "homosexual"

  • @weezie_666
    @weezie_666 3 роки тому +21

    them: We were all pretty normal kids
    also them: Let's make "favorite puppy a thing"

  • @danoble9083
    @danoble9083 3 роки тому +294

    Listen, having many stuffed animals each having an individual name while being an adult is not weird. I swear.

    • @Alig-07
      @Alig-07 3 роки тому

      Yes. Yes it is

    • @1wispyy
      @1wispyy 3 роки тому +13

      We don’t judge

    • @TgHmk
      @TgHmk 3 роки тому +3

      @@Alig-07 no its not....also all of them have last names too ;]

    • @younggravyishot1399
      @younggravyishot1399 3 роки тому +4

      We don’t judge bae, least you’re came up with names, one of mine is just called “girafeee” guess what animal he is

    • @musicbyleandro
      @musicbyleandro 3 роки тому +2

      @@younggravyishot1399 i bet it's a gibbon

  • @thebacteriawasbeatentodeath
    @thebacteriawasbeatentodeath 3 роки тому +416

    I love how much fun they have with their sponsorships. It makes the brands they promote so much more appealing (Wow I sure hope a future video sponsor doesn't see this wink wink)

    • @alexf0723
      @alexf0723 3 роки тому +12

      Shipstation sounds very appealing

    • @realninten
      @realninten 3 роки тому +15

      oh boy i hope no big bad sponsorships come to chuckle sandwich

    • @ramonadies
      @ramonadies 3 роки тому +12

      i was just going to comment this. i can actually sit through their sponsors instead of skipping them like most videos

    • @alexf0723
      @alexf0723 3 роки тому +5

      @@ramonadies this and Pyrocinical are my favorite ad reads

    • @thebacteriawasbeatentodeath
      @thebacteriawasbeatentodeath 3 роки тому +2

      @@ramonadies yeah, every part of this podcast is entertaining and I love it so much

  • @terranor
    @terranor 3 роки тому +12

    it's been 2 weeks.. where's the new video

  • @nothark
    @nothark 2 роки тому +2

    35:21 when I was little I had a stuffed dog named Puppy, and he didn't have stuffing in his chest because I hugged him too much. I had him until I was about 17, gave him to a friend who needed the rest of the love that Puppy had, because he had so much.

  • @Scendence_
    @Scendence_ 3 роки тому +157

    Between "Favorite Puppy" and "Imagination Games", kid Ted was basically Buffalo Bill.

  • @hydra1536
    @hydra1536 3 роки тому +150

    Can't Believe that there are people who don't know what a bleyblade is

  • @d00ms1cle
    @d00ms1cle 3 роки тому +8

    43:43 had me doing that silent laugh where you just kinda bounce and no sound comes out cause i mean yeah, that was a good idea on his part

  • @theobigmac1229
    @theobigmac1229 3 роки тому +6

    it’s been 2 weeks where’s the upload from my favourite medical advise podcast?

  • @lukestokes4911
    @lukestokes4911 3 роки тому +364

    Ok who’s gonna tell Ted his mom just bought him another favorite puppy and put it in the mailbox

    • @micro11.
      @micro11. 3 роки тому +33

      Thats very favorite puppy

    • @yomother8067
      @yomother8067 2 роки тому

      Not very favourite puppy :(

    • @DeathCorridor
      @DeathCorridor 2 роки тому +3

      reading this makes me feel like my childhood was a lie even though it wasnt mine

  • @chillmill_08
    @chillmill_08 3 роки тому +224

    why is schlatts camera in a different position every time he records

    • @potatopie223
      @potatopie223 3 роки тому +25

      Soup probably gets on his desk and messes with it, or maybe he just moves it himself for a better angle

    • @Kaiechooo
      @Kaiechooo 3 роки тому +10

      @@potatopie223 why does everyone call jambo soup

    • @dinofeino1811
      @dinofeino1811 3 роки тому +9

      @@Kaiechooo Think its cuz from before we knew his name that was one of the nicknames

  • @SpeedyCheetahCub
    @SpeedyCheetahCub Рік тому +3

    When my sister and I were young, we had a habit of naming our stuffed animals very practical names. My first and favorite stuffed animal was a rabbit that I named "Rabbit". My sister's was a cat that she named "Kitty". She also had a small yellow duck and a larger pink duck, who she named "Ducky" and "Ducky's Mother". Anyway, one day we get a present: two stuffed animal dogs, one for each of us. My sister immediately names hers "Puppy", so I had to think of something else since I didn't want our new toys to be mixed up. I decided to name mine after the dog's breed, so I called it "Poodle". The thing is, I didn't actually know how dog breeds worked. Poodle is actually a husky. To this day, Poodle in all her husky glory sits on a shelf in my room surrounded by my favorite stuffed animals from over the years (including Rabbit), and her brother Puppy is somewhere in my sister's closet with all of her favorites (including Kitty, Ducky, and Ducky's Mother).
    P.S. I also have three cheetah stuffed animals. The first one is a tall boy named "Speedy Jr." (after me, the original Speedy), the second is a slightly shorter girl named "Chirp" (after the sound cheetahs make), and the third one is a small enby named "Cub" (because they are the baby of the group). According to my stuffed animal lore, the three cheetahs are siblings, and Speedy Jr. is best friends with Poodle.

    • @TheGooberGrape
      @TheGooberGrape Рік тому +1

      Oh hi, I’m subscribed to you. Didn’t think you’d be here.

  • @dakahah5205
    @dakahah5205 3 роки тому +11

    Where is new video this is not favorite puppy :(

  • @alexguy1559
    @alexguy1559 3 роки тому +80

    I’m scared at what was blurred in the schlatt cam while he’s was showing his favourite puppy

    • @abovethehighground
      @abovethehighground 3 роки тому +18

      Probably prototypes of new Youtooz plush designs, pretty sure they've been seen on that table before in a video on the Big Guy channel.

  • @SanctuaryYT
    @SanctuaryYT 3 роки тому +279

    Schlatt: "I was a normal child, I didn't do anything weird"
    Alright Mr. Air sip

    • @Stolashunter
      @Stolashunter 3 роки тому +5

      air sip is completely normal its what I say

    • @tessachandler2776
      @tessachandler2776 3 роки тому +1

      Bro legit my cousins in New Jersey say air sip but in PA we’ve always said waterfall

  • @crunkario5180
    @crunkario5180 3 роки тому +11

    Make another episode or I will have to intervene

  • @sapnapsheadband8707
    @sapnapsheadband8707 3 роки тому +4

    Honestly this is pretty favourite puppy

  • @yonkothezonko8972
    @yonkothezonko8972 3 роки тому +303

    Ted you actually aren't alone in naming your stuffed animal that, when I was a kid I named my favorite stuffed animal Favorite Kitty. She was in fact the same brand as a Beanie Baby. I also had a heart shaped pillow named Favorite Pillow.

    • @brad_is_name2161
      @brad_is_name2161 3 роки тому +77

      Stop trying to comfort Ted, he is fully alone in this

    • @thetrainsguy7564
      @thetrainsguy7564 3 роки тому +6

      @@brad_is_name2161 BAHAHAHAHAHAH

    • @ratscooper8124
      @ratscooper8124 3 роки тому +9

      Yeah, I did something like that too. I just didn’t ever come up with a name. But that plush *was* my favorite so I just called it that.

    • @staarliighty
      @staarliighty 3 роки тому +8

      Y’all are a completely different breed, props to you o7

    • @kasiulaa.
      @kasiulaa. 3 роки тому +1

      Same

  • @bubbl3guy213
    @bubbl3guy213 3 роки тому +52

    I was beginning to forget that Ted is a psychopath who is to be feared and lives in spite of god. This episode was a pretty efficient reminder.

  • @Vinylgoof
    @Vinylgoof 3 роки тому +9

    the scuffed podcast is the only other podcast i listen fully to the end and it’s usually 5 hours long

  • @thediscountwombat
    @thediscountwombat 3 роки тому +11

    This is the perfect podcast to get yelled at by your parents for not being in college yet

  • @justkarkat9575
    @justkarkat9575 3 роки тому +427

    I would hate for Ted to realize that the puppy didn't show up in the mail, his mom probably just bought a new one.

  • @samanthakennedy2130
    @samanthakennedy2130 3 роки тому +362

    I’m viscerally upset that no one acknowledges slime’s Segway joke

    • @tessacrabtree3322
      @tessacrabtree3322 3 роки тому +16

      it’s segue
      neither of you can spell it

    • @KidLevitate
      @KidLevitate 3 роки тому +8

      @@tessacrabtree3322 Ew grammar, that is disgusting.

    • @erin-wi1ho
      @erin-wi1ho 3 роки тому +24

      @@tessacrabtree3322 the brand is Segway

    • @laurenwirth9404
      @laurenwirth9404 3 роки тому +3

      33:13

  • @unexplainable
    @unexplainable 3 роки тому +17

    Them not uploading is least favorite puppy

  • @snappy8666
    @snappy8666 3 роки тому +5

    for anyone wondering where the new episodes are, schlatt got arrested and will be out soon

  • @evenhowell6030
    @evenhowell6030 3 роки тому +156

    Schlatt: I was a normal child
    Me: *Looks back on everything he did in 1999*

  • @denimator05
    @denimator05 3 роки тому +45

    I remember at my summer camp, they banned beyblades because people were making too many fart jokes from the catchphrase "Let it rip"

  • @user-dt4sr8yl2r
    @user-dt4sr8yl2r 3 роки тому +12

    i have the same dreams as Charlie actually, just complete incoherent messes, they feel like the way those images look where you cant identify any of the objects in a way

  • @Rodritrart
    @Rodritrart 3 роки тому +7

    Besties it's been two weeks..